7/19 OT
If I could go the rest of my life without ever hearing ACDC again, I'd be pretty happy. In other news..
1848
The first women's rights convention, called by Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Lucretia C. Mott, was held in Seneca Falls, New York.
1870
The Franco-Prussian war began.
1941
Winston Churchill was the first to use the two-finger "V is for Victory" sign.
1966
Fifty year-old singer Frank Sinatra married 21-year-old actress Mia Farrow.
1984
Geraldine Ferraro became the first woman nominated for the vice-presidency by a major political party.
1993
President Clinton announced the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding gays in the military.
Read more: This Day in History: July 19 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1SY21NUuk
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Mia Farrow was in Bonnie and Clyde, right?
She was attractive
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 6:34 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Makes me feel old
but I went to see that movie in the drive in when I was in high school.
Mia Farrow...not attractive.
Look at her in “Hannah & Her Sisters” when she was 40-41 years old.
Now look at Jennifer Aniston at age 42 or the great Diane Lane at 46.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Y'all are old
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 7:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Frank hit middle age plus it was the 60s.
I could see where she might have been pretty good looking but then she cut her hair.
Why the fuck do some women do that? Most women cannot pull off short hair but so many try.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I just saw a couple of pictures of her
I think some girls look pretty good with the pixie haircut. She did not
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Some women can look really good with short hair, agreed but most women cannot pull it off.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Emma Watson is absolutely bangin' with her short hair IMO.
by GutenDirk on Jul 19, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Demi Moore could pull it off and look good but when she had long hair, she was stunning.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
3 points for gryffindor!!!
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 8:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I like short hair and do NOT like hers.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Truth, Josey.
I guess it’s easier to maintain, but still.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I was thinking of the wrong person.
I just read Mia Farrows filmography. I haven’t seen a single movie she’s in.
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 7:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've seen Hannah & Her Sisters, Purple Rose of Cairo and See No Evil.
Didn’t know she was originally cast in True Grit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
John Wayne version?
Never seen it. I avoided Wayne movies as a little rebellion towards my dad. The only movie of his I gave a chance and wound up liking was the man who shot liberty valance
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 7:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, JWayne version.
I liked The Cowboys….Bruce Dern was a bad motherfucker in that flick.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Speaking of westerns.
I was at my dads house a couple of days ago and he was watching an old western tv show. I I think it was called cheyenne. It was ok
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 7:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Big Valley...Audra Barkley (Linda Evans) in the 1960s...now that was a nice piece.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I've seen a lot of her work with Woody
but nothing else.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
uh
…
..
.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It's hurting you
Isn’t it
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 9:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Just release it
You can’t hold it in much longer
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 9:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate you people
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
He is upset about the rangers front office fan fiction that was written
by some author named Chesty LaRue
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 9:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Michael Young
reaches over with a firm grip on the boomstick. He told Nelson Cruz that it was a good boomstick, and he was impressed with it’s size. It almost seemed to grow in his hands…
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
I was thinking more along the lines of daniels, preller, levine and the herbs getting freaky
Closure!! Make it happen. Bumblebee style if you have to
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 10:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
How wide is it?
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 9:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is it in?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
It's so much better when everyone
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 10:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's so much better when everyone is in
Are you in?
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 10:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's so much easier, when sea foam green is in fashion.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Ooooooooooooooh
Whoooooooo oooooooooh
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 10:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I am going to destroy all of you
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
he will too.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
the best newberg trade offer of all time:
Let’s say Houston would give you Michael Bourn and Sergio Escalona for David Murphy, Michael Kirkman, Roman Mendez, and Hanser Alberto.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Why would Houston do that?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
i have no clue
this is probably the least likely trade to be accepted that he has proposed
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 7:24 AM CDT up reply actions
In fairness to Beetleberg
Houston is not a very smart franchise, Murphy has a local value to them, and Mendez/Hanser is a decent prospect value haul (70 FBs with developing secondaries and MIFs with 70 hit tools aren’t doodoo).
Kirkman is… maybe he’d be ok throwing to pitchers 11 per cent of the time you guys.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
In fairness to everyone else -
Even Houston isn’t THAT dumb to think Murphy can replace Bourne. It seems all of us plebes understand that.
No man
Murphy can totes play centerfield. And he wears high socks.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Perfect fit.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Holy shit, Carlos Lee
Yeah, nevermind. Thought they had a COF spot that was fungible, not tied down for thirty million dollars.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
This made me chuckle.
Partly because of the idea that Carlos Lee could ever float away at this point…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
in fairness
there is not a team in baseball that is that stupid
not even steve fucking phillips would accept that deal
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Then the problem becomes: it's not a question worth asking.
“Let’s say Houston is stupid. Do you accept?”
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i just dont understand
are any of those guys top 15 prospects in our system?
murphy is a career 104 wRC+ guy
kirkman is a 24 y/o with a career 4.7 bb/9 in the minors
if JD called houston and offered that he would get hung up on
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I had forgotten about Brett Walrus
And thought Lee was playing 1B.
I think they’d go for Murphy playing LF, but given that the spot isn’t open… yeah, it’s worse than I thought it was when I posted that.
Plus, I don’t know that Houston would want to balance the value out across time like that, with two MLish pieces and two A-ball pieces. I can see where they’d value possibly getting some cheap vets to fill in spots (if the report that they wanted to get payroll down to 60 next season are true) on the ML club, but given the craptastic overall quality of the franchise, I think they’d go for more lower end, high ceiling types.
Who that is, I don’t know.
How much worse would that trade be than the Haren trade?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
well nothing is that bad
but it would be a tremendous rip off for texas when you consider the lack of a replacement in CF for bourn, plus homegrown (good) player plus the fact TX needs a good CF plus the fact that they would be getting pennies on the dollar for him
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
The rosterbaiter in me hates Borbon's ankle right now
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Are Skaggs and Corbin as good as their stats look?
Corbin’s K’ing 8.3 to 1.8 walks per 9 as a 21 year old in AA.
Skaggs was at 11.3 to 3.1 in high-A.
On the surface, I’m glad those guys aren’t Angels
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
i would 100% rather them be angels than haren though :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Get the local kid in Murphy as well as another guy they could conceivably put in the majors right away
Bourn is not the kind of guy you are going to make a franchise altering trade with. And given the state of their team its going to take them several years to rebuild and reload. So getting 2 ML ready guys back, with one being a local guy you can market somehow and draw fans from, along with 2 lower level lotto tickets with good tools seems like the right move here.
I doubt any team would give up more than 2 low level guys with the ceilings of a guy like Mendez. So its either low level low ceiling or take the fringe ML guys and get the low level high ceiling guy as well
you are 100% flat out wrong
that is a horrible trade for houston. flat out horrible. for now (look at bourn’s WAR) and for the future
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Bourn is only under control for 1.5 seasons
And hes not the type of player that will bring back a huge haul.
Could someone offer more than that for him….sure. but if this was the only of the best offer on the table for him I think they would have to think long and hard about it. Nobody they trade Bourn for is going to come in and turn that club around instantly. And the PR angle holds some weight. If they can get a local boy who they may be able to attract fans to come see, regardless of if hes a superstar or not, as well as two young lotto tickets thats something I think they would seriously consider
Tell me, bigsteve
Where was Michael Bourn born?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
local boy (baylor)
vs local boy (home grown, 1st rd draft, played entire careerin houston)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Why am I not surprised?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Locality of birth = sixth tool.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
GXF's tool is going to be awesome.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought you were part of this conversation?
Hmm…actually, you may not have been. Aquaman and matstick were.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Grayson
(or perhaps Greyson)
My wife dropped that idea on me when I got back from Europe, and I didn’t particularly care for it at first, but it grew on me. Also, she gave in on Xavier.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yeah, that's what I'm leaning towards as well.
I meant to get your thoughts as well. My concern is that it sometimes sounds pretentious (like a spoiled northeastern kid’s name). I’m getting over it, though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what someone thought about Cole
But I won and it’s perfect. It’s all about context. I think it sounds great!
Thanks!
I think it’s rare enough and our kid will be dark enough that there won’t be much of a preconceived notion (at least, not one that hangs around too long)
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
No more than Xavier would.
And less than some others would.
And you can’t let those worries have too much sway. I ain’t gonna listen to the haters when I have Dirk Frederick to get my airport initials. Or possibly Dirkette Frances (why am I failing to come up with any other F girl names right now?).
Fiona?
Felicia?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Winny Fiona
WiFi
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
you mean
the guy with more WAR than justin upton, brandon phillips, berkman, jay bruce, drew stubbs, carlos gonzalez, mike stanton and only slightly less than miguel cabrera, adrian beltre, alex gordon, kevin youkilis
THAT guy?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 AM CDT up reply actions
And what happens to Leonys if you deal for Bourn?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Let him chill in the minors for a bit.
How many years does Bourne have left?
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 7:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So nothing to worry about then
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 7:58 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You get another year of Leonys.
Sure, he’s expensive in the minors, but service time, baby.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
This is why
I feel bad for mocking fans of other teams who propose stupid trades.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
why?
because people who should know better post stupid trades?
heck, maybe we can get kershaw for those 4 guys + victor payano!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, lots of Ranger fans think Davis has a lot of trade value by himself.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
At least Davis is a guy where one team might value him a lot...
think they can unlock his potential. Murphy is what he is, Kirkman’s a decent reliever at best, and then two pretty decent but not outstanding prospects.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Kirkman could be viewed as a starter by some teams
Hell he was a candidate for our rotation this spring
That's true
Decent reliever or 4/5 starter. I don’t know anything about Sergio Escalona but if he has any value I just don’t see Houston making that trade.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
davis may have more value that murphy imho
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Some people just can't give up Chris Davis
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 19, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Weren't you telling people not to give up on him earlier this season?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Semantics.
I don’t think he has any trade value (centerpiece of a trade) but I’m rooting for him and think he could be a good buy-low candidate.
The ship has sailed and he’s not going to be a productive major leaguer for the Texas Rangers.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 19, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
He will be good.
Mark it down
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 19, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
well keep in mind that i think that is more due to murphy having so little value
no defensive value
career 104 wRC+ hitter
uhh where is the value?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Socks.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
again
the value is more due to the fact murphy has…well none. and davis has…well some.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
And they should be mocked for it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
if i offered that trade i would get crucified
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Then you take that without thinking twice
and get Frankenstein drunk celebrating.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
They already have Hanser Alberto's best-case scenario...
Jose Altuve.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i thought albterto was like 5'10-6'
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
WTF
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Found me a Chang Beer shirt on the bottom of the Guadalupe river on Saturday
Just got it out of the dryer, and it’s a fit. Also, I’m Everton fan.
/cs, brolin
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You found someone elses short and you are now wearing it?
Dude…
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 8:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What?
It’s been washed. You’ve never worn a second-hand shirt?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
My brothers
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 8:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
We're all brothers,
brosef.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
What's wrong with that?
Consignment/thrift stores?
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Nada damn thing.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Agreed
I guess Chromaster is too good for secondhand clothes.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't think about thrift stores.
I want to own one because of storage wars
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by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 8:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I lost an awesome zombie t-shirt at a music festival a month back.
I hope someone found it and wears it today.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So that's where my new awesome zombie t-shirt came from.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Hey, got two extra reserved tix for Marteen on Thurs. night. $5/ea.
Haven’t picked them up yet but its looking like Sec. 121 or 122
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Alright
Going to pick them up at the box office this afternoon. I’ll shoot you an e-mail tonight.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
darn it, this is the Express get-together I was trying to organize
Two Thursdays ago (7th). I still might go this Thurs, GoET is tentative. Gimme your seat numbers, we’ll try to get close.
I'll email you when I have them
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Good too see another Everton fan on LSB
Too bad we’ve got about as much money to play with as the Rangers circa June 2010.
Yeah...sigh
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
x
Ken: Well, it’s, you know, the final day on Earth, when mankind will be judged for the crimes they’ve committed and that.
Ray: Oh. And see who gets into heaven and who gets into hell and all that.
Ken: Yeah. And what’s the other place?
Ray: Purgatory.
Ken: Purgatory… what’s that?
Ray: Purgatory’s kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren’t really shit, but you weren’t all that great either. Like Tottenham.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Nah I've been an Everton fan since 2006 and have been to Goodison. I'm stuck with them for life.
I considered Spurs when I was choosing an EPL team, but then I realized as a Mavs fan I could never root for a team called Spurs.
If you think it might be poison
Then the first thing you should do
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 8:21 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
TURN THAT SHIT UP!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Jul 19, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
goood morning
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Buona mattina
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Got a 12-pack of Samuel Adams Summer Brews last night
the Latitude 42 IPA is delicios.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
it is also delicious
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 19, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Still haven't tried.
Heard good things though. We’re only about a month away from their best beer, Sam Adam’s Octoberfest.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I went to Oktoberfest in Addison a couple of years ago
What’s the differnence between the light and dark beers. I’m assuming light isn’t like bud light or miller lite
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 9:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Depends.
Light and dark are way too broad. Not trying to be an ass. If you’re talking specifically about lighter and darker Octoberfest beers, it’s mainly a regional thing. They both are going to be a malty beer, but the darker ones may be a bit more roasty or caramelly.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Well
When you went to the tents they asked light or dark. That’s it. No brands or anything
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 9:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Then it's more of a regional thing.
Both are Marzens, which has a pretty broad color guideline. My brother is stationed 2 hours from the mother of all O-Fests in Munich for the next 4 years. I need to make it out there.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
It's fantastic.
I still can’t figure out why there are roller coasters, though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I not only think it's their best beer...
….It really might be my favorite beer of all beers. It is absurdly good.
A girl I know’s dad works for Sam Adams and he says it is their highest selling seasonal by far. But I thought we usually don’t see it until September?
Shiner's O-Fest
Gives it a helluva run for the money though. I think last year it over took Sam’s version as my favorite Octoberfest. I’ve also heard great things about St. Arnold’s.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I am a huge fan of Sam Adams Summer Ale
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 19, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Grains of Paradise
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Sounds like a great title for Chesty LaRue.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Homebrewing fanfic
Sign me up.
“As the wort boiled, the steam from the sweet liquor filled the air, mingling with the hop oils creating an intoxicating aroma…the brewer could no longer hold back as the frothy foam burst forth out of his kettle, covering everything it touched with a sweet stickyness”
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
by Witt(less) on Jul 19, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
4 young, hot couples boarded a plane in what they thought would be a normal, fun vacation.
but when they crash landed their plane on a remote island, anarchy insued. sexual anarchy. Groins of Paradise.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And if those fuckers down in Shiner
decide that they’d rather make some pumpkin/pecan concoction that they call beer rather than a tradition O-Fest for their fall seasonal, that’s gonna suck. (yep, still pissed Smokehaus was pulled for that awful hard ginger-alecrap this summer)
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Yes, and you are the cooler one,
so I think I’ll try some despite Witt’s suggestions.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a clever trick.
As if there’s anything in your fridge besides honey.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
[No. Though you aren't supposed to give it to babies.]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
IT GOOD.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Ha!
He really knows his beers though, have to give him some credit. He gives me a lot of shit for liking Ruby Redbird, but it’s great for the summer. Course, my Miller Lite was fantastic floating down the river Sat. Sometimes it’s all about context!
Redbird really grew on me
Great summer beer. Only thing I’ve liked from Shiner in a long time though.
I lost some beer cred over the weekend.
Instead of making the extra effort to go get some good Colorado beer for a party, I just bought in for $5 and drank PBR all night.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never had a PBR, but I think I can imagine the taste.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not terrible.
It’s just not good. It’s fine for a session beer.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Corn. Lots of Corn
But I like it. I’d take it over Budweiser.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
My Saturday river float consisted of 12 PBRs.
I did not make it to Austin that night.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
PBR is actually one of the better american lights
in my opinion. A lot of the beer guys I hang out with prefer it to any of the bud/coors/miller.
Bands and hipsters endorse this message.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Homebrewers too
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Sure.
Though I have a soft spot for Miller High Life.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but then we're comparing
Champagne to cheap swill…no contest
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
This is part of the reason we're homies.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Taste is very subjective
No need to frown. It’s just not my cup o tea, and Smokehaus was. Just means I need to brew it myself.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Have you tried Mothership Wit?
The beer guy at Sigel’s said I might like it because I like Shiner Light Blonde, and he was right. Curious what you think of it.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I'm not a big fan of wheat beers
Belgian Wit is a belgian wheat beer (wit = white). It tends to be a bit fruitier and flavorful than an american wheat. They often have a citrusy note to them from the belgian yeast strains used. All that said, I haven’t tried it. I’m hung up on Kolsch’s right now. I love ’em.
Have you tried any true German Hefeweizens yet? If you like cloves and bananas you’d love them.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Weinstefan Hefe is one of the best beers I have ever had
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Thanks
Couldn’t think of any examples off the top of my head.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
What about something like New Belgium Trippel?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Not a wheat beer
But a damn solid beer. Tripels are so good. Tend to be spicy and dry. And high alcohol.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I am all about high alcohol
I do think it tastes somewhat citrusy though
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Is that the coriander beer?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Coriander is a common grain in Trippels
No all have it though.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I had a really good Belgian Wit a couple of months ago on a lark.
So refreshing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone ever write....
short stories, books, etc…?
I have gotten the bug to write and am reading everything under the sun on how to write successfully. Just finished Stephen King’s On Writing, which was awesome!
Mitchapolooza!
I've had two books published
Romance novels, but … they count, right?
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
Why not romance? :-P
I worked with a publishing company called Publish America, mostly because I didn’t have to pay them a cent to read or publish my book. I don’t make as much on royalties and I’m in charge of all my own marketing (which I sucked at, so I didn’t sell a ton of books), but I still really liked them.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
That's awesome
Did you have to go around to bookstores and try and get them to carry it?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 8:56 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I am going to have to check into this.
I would love to write my book. Ya know, the one that’s been in my head for years! I was actually an English major with an emphasis on writing and I miss it now that I work in accounting.
They were really easy to work with
For me, the money made on the book was just a bonus. I mostly just wanted to get it published. You also have no control over the cover art, but their art department does a pretty solid job.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
did you write under the pseudonym "Chesty LaRue?"
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
No
My romances aren’t as steamy as he seems to think.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
no "pressing against his firm, steely chest" type of stuff?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Not much, no
I’m not really comfortable writing those scenes.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
There has to be some of it
But I chose to be pretty vague about it in my first book. I added a little more in my second book. Haven’t gotten that far in my third book. Dreading it a little. My imagination just isn’t very good in that sector.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, would he do writings
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 10:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
which is why you write under a pseudonym
you might not be comfortable, but chesty larue sure is.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
look, weve got an opportunity here to unlock the moneys for you.
do you want the moneys?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think that would necessarily unlock money for me
Ha ha ha. But nice try.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
what if all of LSB could collaborate on the greatest trash romance soft corn porn novel ever written?
We could use the money to rent a suite for an entire year and just go totally apeshit in there….
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 19, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
We should just start a thread
and have everyone do one line of the story…it would be fantastical.
Mitchapolooza!
I think Closure has 90% of this thing already written.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
"She stood before the Tyrannosaurus rex, shaking with an even mix of fear and anticipation
afraid to stare directly at his penis."
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 19, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
And now I'm laughing out loud in my office.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
oh man i am SO IN!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Chesty LaRue is all about the nasty little details
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I have enjoyed this
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 9:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, and shameless plug ... kinda
You can find my books on Amazon …
“You’ll Never Know”
and
“A Promise Worth Breaking”
Amazon’s price is kinda jacked up though. So if anyone is truly interested in buying one, let me know and we can work something out. I should probably order some more soon anyway.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
DONT STEAL MY IDEAS
/ClosureGT
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
i took some creative writing and copywriting classes.
best thing to do if you want to write is just start writing. write about anything and everything. the more you wright, the more chances you have to develope a style, and also the higher probability for having creative thoughts. worked for me anyway.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't write near as much as I should
I’ve had my third book in the works for two years now and only have 50 pages written. :-( I really should get at it.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I've written a bunch of fan fiction
it’s all up on fanfiction.net, except for one smut story that’s on mediaminer.org.
Fan fiction ain’t like other writing, though – the stories I’m proud of got no attention, at all, but the one that was a total cliched POS was extremely popular.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
That's one of my pet peeves as a writer
Same thing has happened with a lot of columns/articles I wrote for newspapers. The ones I was most proud of got little to no feedback while the ones I just kind of spat out got tons of feedback. Shrugs.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I write off and on.
On Writing was good and was definitely inspiring. My problem is that I have these great ideas, but I have a hard time seeing them through. I will start a story, but I have a hard time finishing because I lose interest. So the shorter the story is, the better the chance that I will actually finish it.
Before last week, it had actually been many years since I had written my last story. But last week I had two weird dreams that gave me story ideas, so I wrote two short stories based on them. In one of them, a guy gets sent to Hell. In his version of Hell, Dereck Jeter is President of the USA.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I would like to share it with LSB, but I don't know of a good place to post a Word file online.
Anybody got any suggestions?
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I think Scribd does that, but I'm not sure if you can restrict access there.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, ideally I would like a place where I could restrict access.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
google docs.
but you’d have to have everyones email address, I think. You may be able to assign a password though.
T W S S
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Jul 19, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep
I usually do more scripts but yeah I have so many unfinished stories.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
I start a story and then think ahead about where the story is going.
Once I have an ending in mind, I usually get tired of writing all of the stuff that leads to the ending and give up. I already know how it is going to end, so I lose interest.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Has anyone checked out Spotify?
A few other music fanatics on my friends list have been raving about it. But is it another last.fm/pandora/etc.?
Love it.
If I had an invite I’d send it your way, but, alas…
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Wikipedia says it is
Anybody pay for any of these?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 8:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's more like Rdio than anything else, but the library is much bigger.
It’s not like Pandora, although I think it does have a radio feature that will select and play music for you.. I’ve never used last.fm, so I dunno.
Basically, the entire Spotify library (which is limited, but still pretty damn huge) is available to stream on any PC. You can create playlists, and it auto-imports your local audio files, iTunes playlists, etc., and all of these are portable to other devices. You can share playlists with FB friends directly in Spotify (i.e., you don’t need to post it to their wall).
Let’s see….what else? There are 3 tiers Free, Unlimited (4.99/mo) and Premium (9.99/mo). In order to have full mobile access you need the premium subscription, and it’s difficult to share accounts. So, the wife and I would need 2.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
yep. another cloud computing service. spotify is what apple is trying to turn icloud into, essentiallu.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
The one thing I like about slacker is sharing accounts.
Like six people use my account. I just kick them off if I have to
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 9:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've heard some buzz about this.
My main complaint with other similar services was that you weren’t able to download the music so you ended up needing to be connected at all times if you wanted to play the music. This gets around that, no?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, BTW, since we talked about Google Music/cell coverage before:
On Sunday when I drove back from DFW I listened to Google Music on my Evo on 3G from Fort Worth to Austin with it only having like 4 issues (songs finishing early and skipping to the next one), and I don’t know if those were connection issues or just bugs or problems when the songs got initially uploaded. It must’ve buffered enough to last out any no-signal spots, or else there was just continuous signal.
Interesting.
I was thinking about that, too, when I wrote the above comment. I actually had solid service in Colorado this past weekend, despite being up in Keystone. The larger issues are that there are dead zones in my lab…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Google Music does let you keep stuff locally since it's all files you already had, which is a nice thing about it.
(While also a limitation compared to some other services.)
Gotcha.
I’ve got everything loaded on Amazon’s cloud service for now, but perhaps I’ll consider changing at a later date.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like we will have pro football afterall.
damn. was kind of looking forward to not having to watch the cowboys suck again.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
They'll be just fine.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Negative nancy.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I think the lockout hurts the Cowboys less than a lot of other teams, so there's that.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Get Free locked up
then address secondary (SAFETY)
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh. Lock up Free.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
AC/DC
Went down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the town
Went through to Texas, yeah Texas
And we had some fun
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules, played all the fools
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds
I was shakin’ at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yeah the ladies were too kind
You’ve been – thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I'm of the opinion that AC/DC is one of the worst bands ever.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
OK, so, I had my hard drive replaced on my work laptop yesterday
On the old one, I was running Firefox 4.something. When I got my laptop back yesterday I installed Firefox 5.
The change in location for “Open in New Tab” is REALLY pissing me off. What was the idea behind swapping it and “Open in New Window”? I’ve already accidentally marked entire threads read because I opened it in a new damn window instead of a tab.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
ctrl+t
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
ive used chrome, but i quite enjoy sticking with my safari.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Only reason I still use Firefox
it seems to handle MLB.tv better.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
scroll bar click!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
eric schmidt is an idiot.
“…Our competitors are responding. Because they are not responding with innovation, they’re responding with lawsuits. We have not done anything wrong and these lawsuits are just inspired by our success.”
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Which lawsuits are he talking about?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
probably all the apple-samsung-nokia patent lawsuits.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
the all new, F-35 Lightning II. USA intends to buy 2,443 of them, totaling $323Billion

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
OFFENSE SPENDING!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Doug Free
Who is going to have a lot of unfortunate jokes based on his surname over the next few weeks.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
He's a free agent.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Interesting
I must be burned out by all of what’s happened. I really haven’t paid attention in a little while.
I wish I could get a good handle on value in the NFL so I could know how high I want them to go for Free.
At the moment, I just feel like “whatever it takes.” Which doesn’t make sense.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
His name is making me sick to my stomach lately.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yeah, losing him could be devastating to the line
Losing him and Kosier could be apocalyptic. The two best lineman off the weakest area of the team.
(I say that last bit anecdotally.)
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
They can't afford to lose Free.
Smith isn’t ready to start at LT in any way, shape, or form, and they have no other real options. If they don’t resign him, they’re going to need to think about carrying 4 or 5 quarterbacks…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Some day soon I'll care about the Cowboys again.
But all this Ranger goodness and Lockout badness has me cold fish on the NFL.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
No way they let him go.
Though I do think focusing on keeping him in the fold means that we won’t be getting Asomugha.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I try to be realistic in my muppetry.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
This is over the course of the next thirty years.
And by the end of the project, they’ll be replacing second and third generation jets. This needs to happen.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yep.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
not at the current "buy" levels
imho
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
The VTOL on that plane is pretty sweet.
Probably the last manned fighter the US builds for a long long time, though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Did the F-22 get scrapped, or did they just reduce the order proportionately?
The F-22 is a much better jet-to-jet combat system, but I think the F-35 is supposed to be a better all-around platform.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
They just reduced it, I believe.
F-22 is ‘better’ but also nearly three times as expensive, and actually is currently grounded pending an investigation after a crash (believed to be something to do with the pilot’s oxygen mask/the oxygen system, the military isn’t saying much).
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
The F-22 is quite simply the greatest air superiority fighter ever built by man.
It’s almost too good, though. It’s like using a flamethrower to light matches.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That doesn't sound like a bad thing to me.
Using a flamethrower to light matches sounds like a perfect use of a flamethrower. You know how cool you would look doing it?
I love that plane.
It features rather prominently in my Google+ profile pic, actually.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
If I could own any airplane (realistically speaking)
I’d love to get my hands on a P-51. Bubble cockpit, of course.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
angels on our shoulders
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
A-10 Warthog.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
B52.
If we’re going to do this thing, let’s do it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Cessna
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 19, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
the one with the bicycle part and the 5 sets of flappings wings on either side
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Terrafugia Transition
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 19, 2011 10:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My grandpa was a navigator on one of those. What a workhorse.
That airframe has been in service for nearly 60 years.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
XB-70 Valkyrie.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll take an SR-71, actually.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'll take one of those Russian planes designed to fly across the top of the water, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ground effect!
It really works, but it’s apparently incredibly difficult to fly. Something about being with 50 feet of fiery death at all times.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
That's because it responds to thoughts...
…but only if you think in Russian.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought that was the best movie ever when I was 8 or 9.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Both the prequels blew.
IE and Netscape.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
There's a small but vocal group
That likes the Opera version better.
[sidenote: an opera about fighter jets? I’d see that.]
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
I would totally see that opera.
Especially the part where the mommy and daddy fighter jets have that special hug and a baby fighter jet comes along.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
it's Lily Von Tropp!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
And then everybody is angry
that baby fighter jet costs so much.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I HAVE RELEASED MY PAYLOAD!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jul 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
will Michael Bay be directing?
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Just add comrade after every sentence.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmm.
So I could tell it nyet and vodka. Neither of those would be very helpful, I don’t think.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
And now I'm reading about this place on wikipedia.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
National Museum of the Air Force?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I meant "this plane."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh ok.
Yeah, it’s a pretty cool plane. It’s also enormous.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
This isn't the first time I've heard of it, obviously, but it still astounds me that a "nuclear-powered bomber" was ever really considered.
Planes crash relatively often, all things considered. They didn’t think that would be a problem with nuclear fuel aboard?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I love the initial design.
Fuel tanks the size of bombers on the wings.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I KNOW!
Isn’t that awesome?
Apparently the idea was to fly subsonic until a certain point, then basically floor it on a dash to the target. The whole concept of that type of attack excites me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yep.
The basic operational concept was “Try and catch us, I dare you.” Too bad they developed missiles which could.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
This plane was designed by a man named Harrison Storms.
That is a seriously badass individual.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
With a name like that...
He doesn’t have a choice.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 19, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit
He also led the designs of the X-15 rocket plane (current speed record holder for fastest manned rocket-powered aircraft) and Apollo command capsule.
I think this guy is my new hero.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn.
Like a real life most interesting man in the world. Alternatively, Tony Stark
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Part of me thinks this thing isn't real
It’s like the dinosaurs or something…the stories about the A-10 are absurd.
Oh it's real.
There’s one at the Wright-Patterson Air Force Museum, which is a fucking amazing museum, by the way. If you’re ever in Ohio you should go check it out.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I watched Restrepo last weekend.
The sound of the A-10’s flying over on strafing runs was insane.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
They did a flyover at an A&M game a while back
That sound is ridiculous. You would think the world is coming to an end if you didn’t know what was going on.
Yeah, but I am betting that they did not engage the gatling guns on that flyover.
That sound was the most insane part.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
That would be correct
The engine sound alone has to be frightening to somebody in combat area. Can’t imagine the gatling gun going off.
I bet that sound made the enemy do strafing runs in their underwear
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
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by Bob Loblaw on Jul 19, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll take this...
Or the F-14 Tomcat
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 19, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
i want
2008 article from scientific american
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don't see it ever happening.
For one, it’d only really be effective on superjumbos, and who’s going to spend that much on developing and testing a completely new technology to sell like 20 aircraft.
Dammit Tony Stark, we need your arc reactor…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
will NEVER happen
thanks a lot ICMBs, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh yeah
I was completely ignoring the fact that people flip the fuck out about nuclear power.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Spitfire.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a conversation about that jet with the President of Lockheed-Martin back when it was in development.
At the time, I didn’t realize that was something cool.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I kind of hate you a little bit now.
So very jealous.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
My brother was obsessed with fighters back then, and my dad is friends with the guy.
They happened to be in the same place we were (Florida Keys) at the time, so he set up my brother to have dinner with him.
They ended up talking for hours. I was there for part of it.
I don’t know if he’s still the president.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What I would do for that opportunity...
My dream job is a project manager/chief engineer for a place like Lockheed.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Have you been out to their Ft. Worth facility?
We got to take a tour there during my undergrad b-school days. For an accounting class, of all things.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Got to use a flight simulator at the base when I was a kid
Still one of the most awesome things I’ve ever done.
I haven't, actually
That’s mostly a production facility, correct?
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
They have a large production line there.
Not sure what else they do there.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Most definitely.
Plus you can do that for 10-15 years then move into a consulting role and work a lot fewer hours but still get paid pretty well.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Well there's a sizable gap between project manager and upper management, pay-wise.
It’s certainly not bad money, but it’s not where I’d want to be as far as the money/time trade-off goes. You’re basically giving the same amount of time as the higher ups for quite a bit less money.
You're also in charge of the really cool stuff, though.
I just have a feeling I’d love doing it.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
My dad says the sweet spot is running a group of about 8 people and still having a chance to do some engineering of your own.
He had gotten promoted past that but recently moved back down to a small group again, which he says is perfect since (a) he can do enjoyable work again, and (b) everyone is super-nice to him since they feel bad for him.
Yeah, I'll really have to wait and see what I enjoy doing.
From what I understand there’s basically two upper-level paths, technical and management. Technical leads you to things like chief engineer, management leads you to things like project manager and VP (of course you don’t get to do much hands-on, but if you’re good at it you can make a good bit more money).
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Personally, at least for as long as I'm single,
I think the sweet spot might very well be being the low guy on the totem pole who actually gets to do stuff instead of being tied up in meetings all day and who gets to make fun design/implementation decisions but doesn’t have to make annoying requirement/budget decisions.
From what I remember my dad saying, the technical path runs into a ceiling pay-wise much earlier than the management one, which is why (after resisting for years) he finally went into management about ten years ago.
Yep.
I still have a long way to go before I have to start making those decision though… for example, actually getting a job to start with. And the nice thing is that even the technical pay ceiling is a pretty nice little salary.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
also a long way from any of those types of decisions (unless Alex Morgan shows up in my life anytime soon).
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd want to start planning early!
Only the best for our brilliant, athletic children! Of course, they could probably just get scholarships, meaning I wouldn’t even have to worry about that… it’s a perfect plan.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn.
I’ll start saving up now, then.
On an unrelated note, would anybody like to donate to a good cause?
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I would rather donate to a good solution
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by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I think this would be a very good solution.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
do tell
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Step 1) Give me money
Step 2) I pay for soccer lessons for the many children Alex Morgan and I go on to have
Step 3) US national teams are full of great talen
Step 4) Profit!
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Alex Morgan...mmm
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by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You go away.
Find some Canadian soccer player. Or hockey, that’s what you lot are into, right?
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah..
I’m Canadian but I like baseball more than hockey..
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by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it was this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Ralph_Augustine
But I’m not sure. It looks like he left the company before I think that dinner happened, maybe I’m wrong.
I was directed to the WSU website when I searched for him for some reason. He’s not a Coug. I got excited.
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#humblebrag
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and by long time
you mean ever (hopefully)
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by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Eh, we'll see.
Depends on how sophisticated we can build our unmanned planes.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
The Economist
pretty much slammed that idea last week. Basically said the whole idea of a cheap next gen fighter had gone to pot and that they should significantly cut back orders and reinvest in unmanned planes.
I am honestly not informed enough to know whether that opinion is correct or incorrect.
There are some big problems with that idea.
For one thing, the more you cut back order numbers the more expensive each plane is going to get, and you don’t actually end up saving very much. That’s also like a third of the price of the F-22 (which is admittedly a very expensive plane). And finally, I don’t think the military brass is comfortable handing everything over to unmanned aircraft just yet.
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I don't disagree with any particular point
you just made. In fact, that makes a great deal of sense.
I do wonder if we really need 2500 of them. It would seem that some lower number would maximize the potential economies of scale and then you could, say, only order 2000 and put the money from the 500 saved into R&D into UAVs.
But what do I know?
Well, it will be both an Air-Force and Navy plane
and I think both services recognize that this might be their last opportunity to get manned fighters so they’re stocking up. And in general with military aircraft, the more you order the cheaper (individually) they are, because so much of the cost is tied up in development and design. That being said, I have no idea if 2500 is a good number or not, the military does tend to fall in love with certain projects and overbuy.
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Also, won't this jet replace a number of the current models (F-16, F-15, F-18...not sure about the F-14)
So they can get rid of a lot of 20-year old planes that have been increasing in maintenance costs. I can see why 2500 might be the right number.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
F-14 is already retired (garoonically the only nation currently using it is Iran), but it will probably take over from all of those as our main aircraft for any number of missions. F-15 and F-18 will still stick around, I think.
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Yeah, I think so.
Mainly an air-to-air fighter. The F-22 has a lot more stealth capabilities though. It’s also a US-only fighter, while the F-35 is going all over the place.
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They saw the movie Stealth and freaked the fuck out.
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Yeah, but that was due to seeing Jessica Biel in a bikini.
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Of course we are, we're in a financial crisis and trying to cut spending after all.
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I think this money may have already been in the budget.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
they signed this contract a long time ago. It’s not like the government just decided to fund a new aircraft. And actually, they’ve gotten upset at some of the cost overruns… McCain was complaining a couple of weeks ago about it.
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Okay...
and I’m obviously not an economist, but if this was already in the budget, and the government is looking for ways to cut spending, wouldn’t this be an area where those funds could be cut back?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Not sure how defense contracts work.
I’m guessing that the government has some authority to cut their orders unilaterally, but I’m sure there’s a penalty.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think it's something along those lines.
I’m pretty sure there’s a minimum dollar amount the government is responsible for, plus they pay for a lot of the research and development. Also see above, where decreasing the number of planes really just increases the price for each plane. It’s not like it’s a fixed price and you just buy one less and save that much money.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
this is probably part of a contract that was drafted a few years ago or something.
i bet these planes have been in the works for just as long
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
fuck it. im moving overseas.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
We'll just find you with our fancy jets. You can't hide forever.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I blame Jihad.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Me too
That’s why I am noncommittal
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LSB House in Toronto.
Then we’ll still be able to see some Rangers games in person locally every year.
and we arent that far away from detroit.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Not far enough away, I think you mean.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
what an F-35 pilot looks like

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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
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by crazy86er on Jul 19, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coincidence?

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
economist
“”http://www.economist.com/node/18958487" target="new">the last manned fighter": It is the most expensive military project ever. It is plagued by delays and menaced by budget cuts. Will the F-35 survive?
The latest cost estimates from the Government Accountability Office (GAO), published in May to coincide with a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing on the F-35 programme, were shocking. The average price of each plane in "then-year" dollars had risen from $69m in 2001 to $133m today. Adding in $56.4 billion of development costs, the price rises from $81m to $156m. The GAO report concluded that since 2007 development costs had risen by 26% and the timetable had slipped by five years. Mr Gates’s 2010 restructuring helped. But still, "after more than nine years in development and four in production, the JSF programme has not fully demonstrated that the aircraft design is stable, manufacturing processes are mature and the system is reliable". Apart from the STOVL version’s problems, the biggest issue was integrating and testing the software that runs the aircraft’s electronics and sensors. At the hearing, Senator John McCain described it as "a train wreck" and accused Lockheed Martin of doing "an abysmal job".
What horrified the senators most was not the cost of buying F-35s but the cost of operating and supporting them: $1 trillion over the plane’s lifetime. Mr McCain described that estimate as "jaw-dropping".
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KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
awesome
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
oh yes
it was the $1 trillion over the lifetime that shocked me…I remember this now
by grn_lantern on Jul 19, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
What's the plane's estimated lifetime, though?
There’s just so little context it’s hard to actually tell if it’s really outrageous or not.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
say it is 30 years (its not)
is that all of the sudden not outrageous?
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KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
It's not 30 years?
Cause it’s not like the F-16 or F-15 have been around that long… (oh the F-15 is projected to be in service until 2025, by the way).
And no, for that many planes over that long of a time period? That’s probably not that outrageous… military shit is expensive. It’s a lot of money, but considering the long lifetime they’re likely estimating it over, I don’t think it’s really that suprising.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
no no
i am saying i dont think they are going to be around in 30 years
because i 100% expect for the US to have gone drone by then
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KG: Oh yeah.
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by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think that's happening at all.
I think people are overestimating our current drone capabilities… if you’re going to put drone fighters out there, you’re going to want them to be fully autonomous. I think we’re still a pretty decent ways from that happening… adding in the facts that the military requires a LOT of testing/trials before adopting any new platform, there’s likely to be a lot of resistance to taking fighters completely out of human hands, and that even if drone fighters are introduced that doesn’t mean we’d immediately scrap all our manned fighters, a 30 year service life is easily reachable (and it should be longer than that, if the plane is well-designed).
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
how about this
i dont think there are a huge amount in service in 30 years, not zero. sorry, should have mde theat more clear bob!
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Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
And I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
Even if they aren’t the frontline fighter (which I still think is a poor assumption), they will still be in service. There’s no real reason to think otherwise, considering that’s been the lifecycle of the several major fighters.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
fair enough
:)
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KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Also to be clear
I haven’t been keeping tabs on the program that closely, but it does sound like Lockheed Martin has done a great job handling the project either. And I’d love drone fighters, I just don’t think they’re quite as close as you do.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
" the biggest issue was integrating and testing the software that runs the aircraft’s electronics and sensors"
Yeah, that doesn’t sound promising for drones…
Yep.
CS,B: I know somebody who was an intern for an entire summer to design a program that makes the airplane think it’s in the air when it’s on the ground so they could do testing on software and things.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The amount of testing and rigorousness required for military engineering caused me to run away very quickly.
Didn’t sound fun.
Yeah...
the nice thing about working for the military is they fund most if not all of the R&D costs (as opposed to civilian companies who have to pay it themselves). The bad thing is that they expect a commensurate level of oversight, and there’s a lot of bureaucratic red tape to wade through.
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by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I doubt it.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's hope the rest of the world buys more. I need a job for a while.
I do IT support for the JSF Program Office.
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I was attempting to read an article on ESPN.com
from Jemele Hill about the US Women’s Soccer Team when I ran across this little gem right here:
Uh, let’s slow our roll.
I’m not totally sure why, but that line sent me into a stratosphere of rage I have never visited in my life. I could not get past it and read the rest of the article. She is a fucking idiot.
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jemele hill is easily ESPNs worst writer. she is awful.
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x
During the 2008 NBA Playoffs, Hill was suspended from her post after referencing Adolf Hitler in an article about the then-NBA champion Boston Celtics and the Detroit Pistons. In an editorial describing why she could not support the Celtics, Hill wrote: “Rooting for the Celtics is like saying Hitler was a victim. It’s like hoping Gorbachev would get to the blinking red button before Reagan. Deserving or not, I still hate the Celtics.” The comments immediately generated a negative response from readers and that portion of the editorial was taken out shortly after the column was published. Hill was subsequently suspended for one week and issued an apology through ESPN.34
In 2009, Hill was at the center of a controversy after telling Green Bay Packers fans to give Brett Favre the “Duracell treatment,” implying that fans at Lambeau Field should throw batteries at the former Packer quarterback.5 Later in 2009, Hill once again was reprimanded for her comments after comparing University of Kentucky Wildcats men’s basketball coach John Calipari to Charles Manson.6 She later apologized to the university.7
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, she once did say that Kobe was better than Jordan because of era.
Among a million articles where she plays the race card.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
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ahora
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man, so now I've got people walking around me all day at work and working right behind me
seriously kills my lsb time :(
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office full of dudes
Its going to need to be more than a fart to clear this room.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Yes
Shit yourself while wearing diapers.
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Borders Books is cancelling its bankruptcy plan, closing doors for good.
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All shutting down by September.
Upside: Going out of business sales!
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
WE'RE HAVING A FIRE
..sale
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Officer, arrest me! I'm a slasher...
of prices!
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
One of my favorites.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
what movie is this?
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Hot Fuzz
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
By the power of Greyskull!
How do you not know that movie? It’s a buddy-cop flick!
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Up until about 3 years ago
i just didn’t watch very many movies. Now I work off-duty at a theater and I watch lots of them
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YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
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You need to stop what you're doing and go get this movie now.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I CAN'T FIND THE DOOR HANDLE!
A-MAAAAAZING GRACE
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Time to finally buy all those books I never planned on buying or reading.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
sounds abouty right.... physical book stores are obsolete. this reminds me of blockbuster.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Certainly the big-box physical book stores are out-dated.
Small, specifically themed bookstores are still relevant, I think.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
like the one from that tom hanks/goldie hawn movie?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Platoon?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's the one where he gets poison ivy in his ass, right?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
no, its the one where he works for fedex
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
you mean "When Harry Met Sally"
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Meg Ryan
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
6 days, 7 nights?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
That was Meg Ryan.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
They're converting to Chapter 7.
Couldn’t confirm a Chapter 11 because of feasibility issues. The creditors just don’t believe their business model can be successful in the Amazon-dominated era.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Makes me sad
There is a Borders store that I loved near me. They had some amazing selection on books.
isnt that exactly what i said?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Yours wasn't very lawyery.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Considering there is no such thing as "cancelling its bankruptcy plan," no.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
wow, lets get overly technical.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
It's what we lawyers do.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
this isnt a courtroom.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
or is it?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 19, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I OBJECT!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Objection, leading question.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
It's cool, he's treating you as an adverse witness.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
But what do you know about bird law?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 19, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm an expert on bird law...
I watched the Casey Anthony trial and I know that you don’t flip the bird in the courtroom or you’ll be spending a few days in the po po like that one guy. That concludes my expertise on bird law.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
The creditors are likely correct.
Amazon will sell you everything you could get at Borders/B&N at a bargain price with quick, cheap shipping.
Walmart will undercut those prices on the 20-30 most popular books; Sam’s and Costco may even undercut those prices.
Half-Price Books will get you an even better deal if you’re willing to wait for someone to get tired of the book.
And your local bookstore will provide relevant recommendations by staff members who are actually passionate about books.
Everyone else provides something extra or a better price than B&N/Borders.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
B&N's online presence and sales of their Nook device set them apart from Borders.
Borders is an anachronism. Their Plan called for them to downsize massively to fund the reorganization, but they’d just be back in the same spot again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't see B&N around as a major physical presence in 5-10 years.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
B&N is what operates our student book stores.
UW, too, I think.
I wonder what happens then.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
yikes
Borders now operates 399 stores and employs about 10,700 workers. It has 408 employees at its Ann Arbor headquarters and 473 at its 26 Michigan stores. It closed more than 200 stores in bankruptcy
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Well damn
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I worked for Borders for awhile
They are in the position they are in today because they made a series of terrible, terrible business decisions starting about 10-12 years ago. Deciding to partner with Amazon instead of building their own site (as B&N did), along with totally missing the boat on the e-reader revolution and then halfheartedly jumping in way too late, is what killed that company. Not to mention the general eroding of what actually made Borders a really good business in the early 90s by getting rid of the people who knew the book industry and replacing them with generic grocery store and Staples-types.
Fantasy baseball help
Would you guys do either of these trades:
Dustin Ackley for Brendan Morrow and Banuelos (that Yankees prospect)
or
Dustin Ackley and Jed Lowrie for Shawn Marcum and Maicer Izturis.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I don't really understand the ins and outs of fantasy,
but why do you want Izturis exactly? wRC+ by month: 129, 108, 105, -5
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
His name is really fun to say in an announcer voice.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So Yorvit Torrealba is a fantasy all star?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
His main (only?) benefit is positional flexibility.
On Yahoo, he is eligible at 2nd, 3rd, and SS.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
So LSB. Question.
For my friend’s 21st last year we tried to go skydiving, but the weather didn’t cooperate. He got to go a week later, but I wasn’t able to (he’s like 5 hours away). So I’ve been wanting to go for almost a year now. I could go this weekend for $200 (which isn’t a bad price), but it’s not with any good friends and it’s $200 that I could definitely use somewhere else (college student so I’m not quite Scrooge McDuck). Thoughts?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Start watching Duck Tales
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 19, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Use the $200 to buy all seasons of Duck Tales.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
use it for something else. plenty of time to go skydiving, and with people who you want to go with.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
Wait until you can go with friends.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Funny. I was just talking about skydiving with a guy in Lafayette last week.
He said his first time was awesome, but now he’s hooked. They gave him a teaser price on the second jump which he felt he shouldn’t pass up. And then there’s the third jump where, IIRC, you get to go solo. Costs add up.
Haha this is what I hear too.
I think I’m going to hold off until I can either do it with friends or afford it a little easier.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
You can solo on the third jump?
That interests me…I always thought it was a much longer process than that.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I could easily have misunderstood or he could have been in error.
I was surprised too, but I didn’t press on it.
It depends on the method for training.
Based on the training method and the individual’s learning curve, the first solo skydive without an instructor in freefall typically occurs between the fifth and 10th jumps for students learning by tandem or AFF training methods. Static-Line and IAD students jump alone beginning with the first jump and continuing throughout the training. The instructor is in the aircraft to observe the student’s performance then debrief the jump afterward.
Okay.. now that its getting closer to playoff time.. im wishing i would have got one of those
freaking mini plans so i could get a code to buy tickets through the box office before the general public…. i am not happy.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 10:10 AM CDT reply actions
it worked...people were still asking 4X face value of course...
I went halfsies with someone which worked out just fine since he had a need for 2 and i had a need for 2 tickets.. so it worked otu fine…. oh and he had a code.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
With the Opening Day problems they had
I wonder how they will change season ticket holder options for the playoffs this year. Last year we could buy our seats plus 8 additional seats at season-ticket discounts for the whole playoffs. Plus we had pre-sales for each round of the playoffs for one game as well at box office prices.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Well that bums me out.
Was hoping to get some tickets this year but if they are going to be that expensive I’ll probably have to sit it out again.
Great, as long as you didn't mention it to sam in so cal
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Elaborate?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
he didnt rub me the wrong way.. but he was just warning everyone to go through
a secure source via stubhub/ticket broker… not to get scammed via craigslist, lsb, scalpers, etc.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
That and he basically said
“too bad so sad if you couldn’t get tickets – you shoulda bought a mini plan”
That fanpost got kinda ugly.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Ah.
Well, I’ll be in Indiana for the playoffs anyway, so it’s all academic to me.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
You can still buy a 20 game pick-your-own plan
Not sure on pricing.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
And link.
http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/tex/ticketing/mini_plans.jsp#fanschoice_20
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Has anybody listened to the new They Might Be Giants
Join Us ?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I wasn't aware they were still making music.
I think I stopped at John Henry. Love their stuff though.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I just got a bunch of TMBG vinyl
they’re sweet
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The album is only $3.99 on amazon today for digital download, so I'm picking it up.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005BWNRWA/ref=mu_dm_alb_dp
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah,
that’s why I’m asking.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
From what I've listened to so far, it's decent. You kind of know what you're getting with them, but nothing spectacular yet.
Needs a longer listen, but I’m guessing it’s worth four bucks.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Word.
Thanks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I guess they're out of the kid music kick?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Puke
On facebook, MLB put up a picture of Pedroia with the question — “Fact or Fiction: Hottest player in MLB right now?”
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 10:48 AM CDT reply actions
He has been on a bit of a tear lately, yes?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
higher WAR than adrian gonzalez
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Higher WAR than anyone not named Bautista
He and Ellsbury are the top 2 WAR in all of baseball in July.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
he has been fantastic this season
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I gave him up early for Cliffly and Zobrist
in my fantasy league
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Good God
BreakingNews
News Corp. hearing suspended after demonstrator attempts to attack Rupert Murdoch while he was being questioned – Sky News
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
what a moron.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
i need to read up on the newscorp/murdoch stuff
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
It's chaos
the guy who blew the whistle on this story mysteriously died yesterday. That’s not suspicious at all
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
But they said there was no foul play suspected.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
i wonder if he committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head three times
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I don't believe Murdoch had anything to do with this, other than possibly lax oversight of one of the British tabloids in the NewsCorp portfolio.
That said, it’s an incredibly sordid story. Hacking cellphones to get stories, paying off police, etc…
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha here's an update
BreakingNews
BBC: Rupert Murdoch apparently hit in face with a plate of shaving foam by man shouting ‘Greedy.’ No injuries reported
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
That is kind of awesome, though
It’s akin to feeling I got seeing Madoff squirm and threaten papparrazi photographers.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Yeah, they should have hit him with something harder.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
British police aren't like us over here
hardly any of them carry guns or tasers.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Just a lot of truncheons.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah, but being called "scotland yard" is just straight bad-ass
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I wish I could be Scotland Yard or Interpol
I would smoke a pipe
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Interpol is, like, one hundred per cent office, isn't it?
I mean, they have no law enforcement powers, right?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I thought they're basically like a european FBI
but they get to drive around 2 lane mountain roads in 2 seater sports cars at high rates of speed
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
From what I understand they just run a listserv of known felons / POI and incidents
And establish guidelines and such.
But I think all Euros get to drive mountain roads in sports cars, though, so, there you go.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
would you wear a kilt?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
no
just 3 piece suits
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
scotland yard is not scottish.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope
Wonder how often that gets confused
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
yeh British I just wanted to see officer Bob in a kilt, sherlock holmes glasses and a pipe.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
that would be a sight.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I bet he'd go commando in the kilt too..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
"going commando" implies a change from my regular status
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Whatever makes it easier for you to "contact your dick."
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
the line that made me laugh the most was the "WHY DO YOU WANT MY NUMBER? ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO CALL AND GET ME TO FUCK YOU LATER?"
And my response was a very dry, “No, ma’am. I can assure you that will not happen.”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That was pretty funny.
But I prefer her telling you to contact your dick and then driving off.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Like that in a lot of Europe.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Cultural divide
You get hit in the face with a plate of shaving foam here, it’s because you just hit a walk-off home run
and the plate was carried by Senor White or Borbon
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
no he didn't get to him and Murdoch's wife slapped the guy. I was watching it...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Jeebus
This whole thing is like an episode of Red Dwarf.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
that show was funny
and then immediately wasn’t
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
You know what's funny?
I meant Blackadder and said Red dwarf.
/Brit Com Confusion
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
then we're best friends now
cause Rowan Atkinson is the funniest British prick television has ever seen
except for Basil Fawlty, he was funnier
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed on the Rowan Atkinson part.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
somehow I don't think that show would be as funny
without the British accents. If they tried to do the show here, we’d all just think the guy was an asshole and it’d be off air after 3 episodes
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
It would take the right setting.
You couldn’t straight up lift the holiday resort sort of thing, both because of the era difference and the country difference.
You’d have to do something more like Sherlock Holmes → House.
wait what?
how did i not put SH and House together
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't figure it out myself until after I watched the recent modern-day BBC Sherlock series,
which made it blindingly obvious.
Wow.
A lightbulb just clicked on in my head.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Dr. Watson
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah,
that was my point.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
My reaction went like this:
“Wow, they’re making this Holmes very House-like.”
[thinks about the order in which the characters were created]
“oooooooh.”
Eh,
we like tales of superheroes. House is just a medical superhero…like Batman.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Other similarities from Wiki:
Musical instruments being played by the leads
Drugs!
House’s building number (221B)
Snap.
Pretty impressive. Cane : Hat/Pipe ?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait,
so who is Lestrade?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That makes the most sense to me, too.
At least, off the top of my head. Obvious problems there…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I was only relaying what I read
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Gus is as cold as an ice tray and that scene was twice as chilling.
What. A. BADASS!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
All kinds of greatness
in that scene.
by DonDrapersOPS on Jul 19, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Loved the matching Kenny Rogers T Shirts.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 19, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep
When Victor told Mike that he was seen at Gale’s, I knew he was going to die, but it still shocked the hell out of me when it happened. And did anyone else see Mike pull his gun on Gus? I had to re-watch that scene a couple times before I caught that. Anyway, I think the lesson has been imparted: do not fuck with Gus Fring.
Also loved the callback to the body disposal scene from season 1: “You sure this stuff’ll work? Trust us.”
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I noticed that too
From that and the preview of next week POSSIBLE SPOILERY STUFF STOP READING I really think Gus has fucked up here and might not be long for the BB world. I think Walt convinces Mike to help him kill Gus. It might not be until the end of this season, but it’s happening. That’s the showdown this season will build to.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
didnt they say a "main character" will die this season?
or was that in ep 1 (gale)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
both deaths were supporting characters as far as I'm concerned
Important, but not ‘main’ characters.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
be careful w/ spoilers
i watched, but yea.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Can we vote on when spoilers are allowed? I appreciate people not committing spoilers, and have asked that people cooperate and they have for the msot part (Mike E, heh).
But when does the statute of limitations run out? 48 hours? One week? We need a consensus on this.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I vote 48 hours
if we gotta wait a week to talk about it we won’t care anymore cause there will be a new episode
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
48 hours seems reasonable
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
now...
does the 48 start from the original airing or the encore presentation, heh
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
48 hours
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
48
from orig airing
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
Freaking awesome. The only show for me that reached this level was The Shield.
Runner-ups: Friday Night Lights, Rubicon and Jericho
Mitchapolooza!
Man, I miss Jericho
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I wouldn't put BB in my top 10 probably
But FNL and Rubicon would be in the top 5. I don’t really know that many people who watched Rubicon, which is a shame.
I would've pissed my pants
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
WHY DID THEY CANCEL THE SUPERCONDUCTING SUPERCOLLIDER?
(I know why, actually, it just bothers me.)
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Because "Super Clyde"
was a stupid nickname?
by DonDrapersOPS on Jul 19, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
At least twice.
Part of my obsession with abandoned buildings.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It was sold in 2009.
The place looks like shit now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Can you imagine if they'd finished it?
Waxahachie, Texas, home to the most important scientific facility in the world.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And the great Dale Hansen
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
That seems odd at first thought
But the city would be completely different if they hadn’t gotten whiskey dick and pulled out prematurely.
Not to split hairs here...
but whiskey dick generally keeps you out.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My recollection is that it was approved under the Bush 41 administration
and that Clinton (who didn’t take Texas in the election) pulled the plug on it after he became POTUS.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 19, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
x
However, in 1993, Clinton tried to prevent the cancellation by asking Congress to continue “to support this important and challenging effort” through completion because “abandoning the SSC at this point would signal that the United States is compromising its position of leadership in basic science”.
The real issue is that we couldn't afford it then
just like we can’t really afford NASA now. And by “afford,” it is a determination of priorities that I think is probably correct.
No.
NASA is about 0.6% of the federal budget. Please stop saying we can’t afford it.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Why can't we have both?
Just spend on military jets and NASA, and let everything else rot. /aerospace major
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
0.6% is still a MASSIVE amount.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Of money, yes.
But relative to the rest of the federal budget? Hell no. Considering NASA is actually doing some really important science (no matter what you think about putting people on Mars, earth observation is incredibly important), I don’t think a fraction of a percent of the budget is really “unaffordable”.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
$19,000,000,000
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
This is the opposite of what happened.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Not the opposite
It was a Bush admin project that the Clinton Admin axed. Just not Clinton personally who axed it.
Semantics, and I don't think you're on the right side of it either
It was axed under the Clinton administration. To the extent that any executive makes appropriations decisions, he probably didn’t axe it but it was under his regime that it got axed.
what is the rule
on when to use “de” and when to use “un”?
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Right
My point is that if Congress kills a program by pulling funding for it, how is that on the administration? If obamacare were to get funding pulled for it, would it be Obama’s admin that killed it?
The President ultimately signs that bill
Yeah, Clinton gets points for writing letters to certain committees asking them to support it but he doesn’t get full credit for backing it when he has ultimate say over the budget that Congress puts together.
Josey’s still wrong because it wasn’t something that Clinton absolutely hated. But it also wasn’t something Clinton cared about enough to fight for it. Just like you can’t say Obama really supported anything that gets cut in the next budget
The bit about "he lost Texas in the election and then axed it"
is a BEAUTIFUL example of Joseylogic in a non-baseball context, though.
First, I said it was my recollection and it was
also something that happened 18 years ago.
Clinton was very unpopular in Texas and had no remorse in pulling the plug on the project. If that project had been in Cali or NY, I think it would have had a better chance of survival in a Clinton presidency.
Purely an opinion and not something I care about too much.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 19, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He said Clinton pulled the plug.
Clinton tried to keep the plug in. Those are opposite things.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The Texas one?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So yes.
Yeah, would’ve been pretty cool. Now we have to wait on CERN to destroy the world instead.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I meant to say yes above the image.
I wasn’t trying to be an ass.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Haha yeah I didn't think you were.
Supercolliders are some crazy shit, too. Getting things moving at 99% the speed of light.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Wut.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet, thanks!
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I think I only have like one friend on there....
I’m not very good at this social networking thing apparently.
Sweet!
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Ron Swanson Special

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Doesn't seem right to have Ron's picture directly above some chicken sausage.
I don’t imagine he approves of chicken sausage.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
wait wait wait...I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.
come back into my life, parks and rec. colors seem dull and lifeless, food has lost its taste, dinopenises are small and flacid…i have lost the will to live without you on my television, thursday nights at 8:30pm.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Nolan's been released from the hospital
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
you mean "the hospital has been released from Nolan"
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Fucking hate that...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh I'm at the opposite.
About 15 different things to do, and only 2 weeks left to work. Time to prioritize and figure out what I can fit in.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
My prof has started a new bit
“I don’t want to discuss what you’re going to do next, I want you to tell me what you’re going to do next in case I want to object.”
Hrmph.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's the whole
Getting old while still maintaining a big lab, thing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
A place that only does baked potatoes? Or that just has a side station with spuds?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
side statino with spuds and cheese/bacon/sour cream/butter/chives etc.
souper salad or golden corral or something.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Why do we not have a Golden Corral downtown?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Why do we not have a (insert whatever you are talking about, here) downtown?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I could see you hosting LSB's version of Epic Meal Time
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
a place where you try to fuck baked potatoes
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You can be all like
“Hey baby, I’ve only got eyes for you” or “Would you like some sour cream in that?” or other potato-related pick up lines.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
just had an unexpected sneeze
that hurt so bad.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
you mean that type
where actual bits of organ probably came out too? yeah, those suck
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
i started p90x yesterday.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Ouch. Sneezing with sore muscles is a terrible kind of all-body pain.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Is it kicking your ass?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
what's the cost on that?
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I think....
The DVDs/books are 3 payments of $40, but then you need a pull up bar ($50ish), some bands (no idea how much) or some dumbbells ($15-$30 for each one, I have two 10s, two 15s and two 25s).
They also say to have a Yoga mat, which I bought one for $15 the other day – got about 10 minutes into my Yoga today and ditched the mat. So, if you are working out on carpet like me, a mat isn’t necessary.
I’m sure you can learn it all at www.beachbody.com
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you sir
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
There are several of us doing it.
I think we’d all agree that the workouts are super legit. They are no fucking joke – make sure you are in pretty good shape before expecting to complete a week’s worth of P90X.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
plyo today
and I probably went harder than I have before. I can’t keep up with that fucking Dom asshole in the back when he goes double-time, but other than that I was right with them.
Also, did you know that Eric, the amputee in the plyo video is the actor that played Rabbit in Super Troopers? True story.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Fuck Dom. That guy enrages me with how hard he goes.
I’m glad I’m getting familiar with the workouts, for example, my second time through Plyometrics, when we got to the sports bonus, I held off the throttle a little bit because I thought we were going to do it twice….was irritated with myself for having too much in the tank at the end of the workout because we obviously don’t do it twice.
Now I know.
I thought that amputee dude looked like the Super Troopers guy, but thought it was just a coincidence… Weird.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
when I hit Hot Foot, i know the end is in sight
Dom and Dreya and that giant black dude who never wears a shirt can all die in a fire
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hotfoot rivals Dive Bomber Pushups for like my least favorite shit ever.
Some of the crouching shit either on legs or yoga also is hated very much by me.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
you can get a pullup bar for leass than 50, i need to get reg dumbbells (my adjustable ones are screwed up)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I have no idea how much a pull up bar costs, actually.
My sister sent me a Beachbody one for free.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it kicking your ass?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate this goddamn internet connection
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i was debating
on whether or not to repost what i said and just keep it going
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jul 19, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
it gets better
don’t let the soreness keep you from doing the workouts, though. they actually help work the soreness out. Just go a bit less intense than you normally would.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The soreness is how you know it's working.
I love the soreness you get after you haven’t been in the gym in a couple of weeks and you come back with a tough workout.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
first week p90x soreness is a bitch, though
worse than any soreness I’d ever experienced
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I can imagine
The first time I went and worked out with my friend, I’d never really lifted before. Couldn’t lift my arms above about 45 degrees for nearly a week.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Not the worst soreness I had ever had...
But after the first 3 workouts, I was literally sore in every single muscle, it seems like.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
oh yeah
you are right
just hurt SO bad.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, for example -
If your chest and triceps are hurting, you may not be able to hold Upward Dog 580 times in the Yoga day without your knees on the ground. It’s a perfectly acceptable adjustment.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone always talks about starting P90x but nobody ever talks about finishing it
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 12:06 PM CDT reply actions
some of them died of heart attacks.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
IT DID NOT KILL ME!
finishing in 90 days is my goal. On my first round, I blew out my shoulder with a month left. Didn’t know it was torn up, so I rested for 3ish weeks and finished up. On the 2nd one, I had my “heart episode” with a month left and never finished. This time I want to do the 90 day program in 90 motherfucking days!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
long story
early November last year I got really sick with strep. Well, day 3 of strep I felt a painful pressure in my chest. Went to the ER…lots of tests and 3 days later, they determined that my HDL was hereditarily low (10…they want it to be above 40…I guess HDL is what insulates your heart from stres the body puts on it) and my heart got angry from the stress the sickness put it through and, for lack of a better term, I had a miniature heart attack. the doc likened my enzyme numbers to ones you’d see from someone who just ran a marathon.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Low HDL
Another brilliant ‘treatment’
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
heh?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Unless something new has come out,
there are very few treatments for low HDL. A couple of classes of drugs. However, they have found that people who drink 1-2 alcoholic beverages raise their HDL. Post-test drinking in medical school after finding this out was “Low HDL Therapy”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
So, um,
you basically almost died?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
well there ya have it folks, you can survive it!!!
You may blow your shoulder and heart valves out in the process but it is indeed survivable.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Don't die, Loblaw.
But yeah, I have every intention of doing the whole program in 90 days.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like a good program then.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
x
It’s super difficult and a huge time commitment. Doesn’t surprise me if most people don’t make it to 90 days.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
plus working out at home is easier to put off then going to the gym, the couch is right there!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
I always find it tough to work out at home, though.
Even just a few sets of push-ups and sit-ups, I end up getting bored halfway through and quitting early.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
same here, I've tried it before and it didn't work.
I’m not saying it can’t work. I just prefer the energy of the gym where there are lots of people doing the same thing. You feed off of the energy and it’s not nearly as boring as being in a confined space with the couch and remote nearby.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Exactly.
Plus there’s that subtle competition aspect, like “oh I bet I can lift more than that guy… but I need to work harder to catch that guy.” That’s why I like working out with somebody slightly stronger than you… it really pushes you to keep up.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I like p90x
because it provides direction. I have always “worked out” but lacked direction in the gym. This way, I just hit play and do what Tony tells me to do. It takes all the thought out of it, which is exactly what I need.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Me too, I completely agree with this.
It’s easier for me to cut shit short if I’m just on my own, but knowing I need to get through the hour workout then I’m done is also very helpful for me.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
That is a huge benefit.
Having a plan and a workout buddy are, IMO, the two best things to do for workout success. I’ve got a decent plan, but I need a buddy. Also, I need our gym to have AC and not be 90 degrees in the afternoons when I’d like to work out.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I was working out at my apartment’s weight room and jogging, but even that gets old. Most weeks, you don’t repeat a workout in P90X.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
that never works, unless it's a good sized well stocked weight room which they usually aren't.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
For the workouts I was doing, it worked fine.
The biggest problem is that the dumbbells only went up to 55s, so benching a max of 110 was what it was.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
which is fine if you just want to stay small and lean, but you won't get very big off of that...
although that’s plenty to grow big arms as long as there are other things to do for your arms like a straight bar or preacher curl bench etc….or cables.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
They had cables.
It is a pretty good gym for an apartment complex. Really the only problem was the lack of weight.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
the apartment gym was too spindly?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Totally
My friends that do Crossfit are always saying I should do that instead, but two issues with that:
1. Classes are on the Crossfit schedule; and
2. I’d have to drive to the gym.
Driving to and from the gym would put another 20 minutes onto the workout alone.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
is there a diet that goes with it? between my freshman and sophomore years in high school
i lost around 50-70 lbs on “body for life” program that really worked… thinking about starting that back in a few weeks
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha, I remember Body for Life.
Yeah, there is a diet plan that comes with the program. It gets you to measure your body fat and stuff, then, based on what you want to do, it recommends a certain plan.
Basically, I am not really able to follow the plan, but I’m trying to cut out the fat and sugar from my diet as much as possible.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
body for life does the 6 balanced meals stuff... its hard to actually eat that much
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah the P90X diet plan has 3, 30 day phases.
In the first phase, it’s super lean stuff and you eat throughout the day. I actually got a can of cashews to bring to work because I’ve been drinking a protien shake with milk for breakfast every morning, so I’m hungry at like 11 – I eat a handful of nuts, then lunch at 1. It’s been working for me, and it’s pretty healthy….even if cashews do have fat.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
If I did this I'd be trying to gain weight, not lose it,
so would there be any reason for me to cut anything out of my diet? Or just add protein and shit?
you are tiny.. you need to take weight gainer... eat red meats/chicken/fish and veggies
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 19, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm hoping stopping Adderall (appetite suppressing is one of the side effects) helps there.
I’ve been eating a slice of pie with lunch every day for the last week. Mmmm. Pie.
My wife was slightly anemic at her last checkup. Know what that means?
I’m eating all the damn hamburgers and steak I can right now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I was anemic too, they recently told me (like: this week. After I got the blood work done a month ago. wTF??)
It’s. AWESOME.
Ruddy brilliant, it is.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh come on!
It’s not like I don’t use other British phrases and the pun was perfect!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually didn't recognize that one.
It sounds British but I only knew the “red” definition.
Rutting, on the other hand.
I also picked up some iron supplement pills which seem to be helping quite a bit.
Not that that’s gonna keep me from the steak…
awesome.
Your wife goes “guess what, the doctor said I’m a bit anemic” with a worried look. It probably took all you could handle not to smile…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
She e-mails it to me during the day
I mean, she’s just under the normal range, so it’s not a concern, but when I talked to her online at lunch break I was all smiles.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome to my world.
My wife’s been anemic every pregnancy almost from day one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Her doctors have been pleading with her to eat more, at the same time
She’s still about 15 pounds below her starting weight for this pregnancy. She just can’t gain weight for some reason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Hmm, that's odd.
Morning sickness?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Early on the pregnancy she was hospitalized twice for nausea and dehydration.
Those problems went away, but now she’s dealing with minor gestational diabetes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ah, that probably contributes then.
Getting close, though, no?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
9 weeks left.
They’re pretty sure she won’t make it all the way, so we’re targeting the first week of September.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Gotcha.
How’s he doing, percentile-wise, on size and such?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Big.
Very big.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well, that's good, then.
Is it possible they just didn’t have the initial timeline right?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
He was right on track for the initial timeline through the first 20 weeks or so, but yes, that was always a concern.
It’s possible that he was small through the first 1.5 trimesters and has now caught up, but we can’t know for sure.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Gotcha.
Did y’all settle on a name yet?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It's the weirdest thing ever.
I’ve completed capitulated to my wife’s first choice on the name, but she still won’t just nail it down. I have no idea why.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Dirk Joshua Nolan Aquaman
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Oh shit.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
BUT HOW WILL I FIND NAMES FOR
M, O, AND S ?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
=|
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nolan was absolutely on the table, and my wife came to love the name
But our best friends who are having their first in late October chose it before we finalized it. They took us to dinner as payment for snatching it from underneath us.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
How often do they screw that up?
I know several examples of babies who really look like they were younger than they should be when they were born, or came early yet did not look early at all…
It almost is like doctors act like they have 100% certainty about the date, but they’re completely making it up 10% of the time…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Well,
the issue is that they’re mainly basing it on last menstrual cycle and size of baby. If the former is a bit fuzzy for whatever reason, then you can see the sort of variance that would be created by relying mainly on size (or other similar development markers).
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
More protein than shit, really...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Their diet plan is customizable based on your body type and your goals.
I’m not fat, so I don’t worry as much about the diet. I try to eat a lot of protien and eat foods that will help me gain good weight, but I am still trying to eat healthy so that I burn the useless fat.
I’m not giving up drinking though…..just trying to cut down on beer.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Tater Tot Caserole and Frito Pie Diet
send me $5 and I’ll send you the recipe book.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I find the diet program complicated and somewhat cumbersome
I follow my own that is loosely based (protein-carb-fat ratio wise) on the p90x program
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
So much measuring in their diet.
It’s pretty extreme…
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
People exaggerate
so that they feel superior and shit. Like they’re doing the hardest workout, ever! It is very hard the first week or two but after that the only thing that is hard is the time commitment.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I modified it to work better with my schedule and managed to get through 4 months of it over the winter
Monday: Shoulders/arms
Tuesday: Ab ripper (only takes 20 min)
Wednesday: Yoga (sooo hard for me)
Thursday: Non-p90x activities (curling over the winter, heh)
Friday: Plyometrics
Weekend: Ab ripper
It’s definitely less rigorous than the schedule you are supposed to follow, but for someone like myself who doesn’t follow a workout routine all that often this was easy to manage around my schedule and I still got results out of it.
Awesome
our lab softball coach just came up to me and asked if I could play the left side of the infield. I’m the Elvis Andrus of the Pluripotent Players…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Pluripotent Players.
Shit.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I was hoping you'd like the name...
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Can't stop smiling or shaking my head.
It’s weird being this entertained and embarrassed all at once.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
it is softball
if you aren’t nerdy, you’re not doing it right…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
G'afternoon LSB..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I'll pass for now ;)
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is this?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
guy that came over from blue jays SBN site
and has stayed for the OT threads
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Hello Canadian friend!!
How many times have you ridden on the Maid of the Mist? That was some fun shit.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Sorry bud, can't say I've visited Niagara Falls yet.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
haha it's cool, you should it's awesome, where in Canada are you?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
I'm right on the border of Port Huron/Michigan..outside of Sarnia, Ontario.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
So down by the Equator, then?
/FP
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Heh...
stop giving the baby-hater a hard time.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Awww, geography jokes about me don't bother me at all.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
How 'bout your shitty taste in music? =p
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
What!
Oh, for anyone that likes country, I recommend Phosphorescent. they released an album last year that is pretty awesome. Not sure if it would appeal to mainstream country fans, but I like it.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked it
but didn’t get a strong country vibe. Some influences, maybe.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Really?
I thought it was pretty strong country. Country influences is more like….The Head & The Heart.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
oh shit that's about an hour and a half north of Detroit, ok then well I'm sure it's lovely up there
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Sarcasm?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
lol no I love Canada.
I thought Banf/Jasper were absolutely stunning.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Oh, I thought it might have been sarcasm because you mentioned I'm close to Detroit.
But yes, Calgary looks amazing, I personally haven’t been there, my sister has though..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you been to the western parts of Canada?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
No not much, just out East..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been to Toronto and Niagra Falls
Toronto is awesome
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I have been to Toronto (a couple of times), Prince Edward Island, Quebec, and Nova Scotia.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to ask this
Have you been to the Hockey Hall of Fame?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah dude
It’s one of the coolest places I’ve been to.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I have heard it's quite awesome.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
You have heard correctly
Two more questions
Have you been to Rogers Centre?
Or, have you been to CN Tower?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually no..
Both times I’ve been to Toronto it have been just brief visits, the last time I went I was coming back from Florida, but when I went to Florida that time I went to the ‘Trop’
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I've heard the Trop is terrible
It looks terrible on TV
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
A lot of people talk crap on it..
I didn’t find it that bad, I really like the atmosphere that it has there…

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Sizing dude
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry bro..it got it's point across..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't read the whole thing...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh...it just says MOAR COWBELL..
because of the cowbell at teh trop.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh those are annoying...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
meh, it's all about personal opinion..
i think it’s pretty awesome how they do the slow clap with the cowbells..it just kinda sounds cool.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't they have these too?

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that one of those stupid vuvuzela's?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF CANADIAN?!
COME ON MAN!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'M SORRY MAN..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
gOsh
/Mike E
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
you drink molson?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Or Labatt Blue?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Or maple syrup?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Aha..that and Coors if I do, not a big drinker.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
And Reindeer?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If I had that dish available, I might eat it at every meal.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Fries, cheese curds and gravy?
Only part about that that I like is the gravy… The combo actually sounds kind of gross to me.
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
It's delicious..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Poutine.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
It's too good to be true..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Cold nights, Poutine, Beer
Perfect combination.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Basically!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
do you annoyingly say "eh" after everything you say?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Hey why you calling it annoying, eh?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
C, eh, N, eh, D, eh
CANADA!
:)
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
do you pick on mounties?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The Mountie always gets his man!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Only if he doesn't like Bryan Adams.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
eh
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Eh
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh...
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me mehll something first
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
time to go the the hoooose eh?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I think I'll go ride my moose eh?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
i don’t know why i think this is soo funny
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
What are you talking aboot?
It’s hilarious!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You hosers!
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
what do ya mean we don't all wear boots
cowboy hats, and ride bulls?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
We don't ride horses to school?
What is this nonsense?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm reccing this
I don’t know why
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
funny shit
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
My friend from England actually thought this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
As the guys from EpicMealTime would say….“F*ckin Smart!”
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
She was a study abroad student and in the photo program with me.
Her first project was based on stereotypes she had seen in movies that ended up being true once she arrived in the States, such as those damn solo cups at college parties.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Next time, we eat bacon!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Next time we eat Kevin Bacon!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Just for you

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
So the awesome Murphy fanpost
was deleted, huh?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
There was a TRADE MURPHY
fanpost that seemed like it was written by a poorly educated 14 year old.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
it made me laugh
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Fuck really?
who wrote it?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
No one of consequence
I just want to know if he deleted it or if Adam did
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Damn it
I got here after my lunch break. Wish I was here to read it.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Awww. LSB didn't have enough time to really pear him yet.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
what's the addy?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
I just looked and yes it looks very much like a grape.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Groinsofparadise.com
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn't say he MISSED it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
the best fanpost in years
years, I say.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Officer Bob almost died working out.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Arkham City Collector's Edition
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Can you post a pic? Can't access that site at work.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, and that looks like a lot of stuff for a collector's edition.
And that is a sweet statue.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
well holy shit
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I get to the US a few days after this is released
maybe I can convince my parents to buy it as an early birthday gift.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
that is badassery at its finest
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
mmm. so good.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 12:48 PM CDT reply actions
Your brain has a candy shell.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow this turtle's a douche

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
thats awesome haha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoever it was that introduced us all to that site
Thank you
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sure it was me.
and yes, it is an awesome, awesome site.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
It's amazing
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
LOLOLOL
That cat is like “WTF? Wha…you’re a GODDAMNED TURTLE!?!?”
by DonDrapersOPS on Jul 19, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
And the turtle's like "Hehe"
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah...
that cat was asking for it by being a cat.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
In my imagination, this is what happens when I enter the thread..except more people give me high fives, then I leave..

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I'm not sure..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey man, just don't do this

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
That move there is what we call the 'River Fenix'
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
cept its a dino penis instead of the deer
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
If only we were still allowed to post those...
it’d be hilarious if someone photoshopped a dino penis in place of the deer
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
heh....just fucking that place up
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The power of the DINO PENIS
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell is that thing...
Eh?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a deer.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
must not have deer in Canadia
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
I knew someone was gonna say this..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
HA!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i like in one of the first episodes, barny comes in through the door, says:
“and his hair was perfect”
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Daddy's Home?

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh snap
BreakingNews
FBI raids NY homes of 3 suspected members of Anonymous hacking group – Fox http://fxn.ws/pCSHUO
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
x
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
This

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn cats...
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
UPDATE
Breaking News
At least 14 people arrested in several states in FBI raid targeting hacking group Anonymous, source tells CNN http://bit.ly/pxjZGm
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
This blows...I have to wait until 7 to see the game..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
We have to wait until 9 to see ours...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
So then what is everybody doing until the game..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Cleaning the kitchen
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Understandable..
I was also expecting something along the lines of this..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
awaiting 3 pm for the series preview
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Chillin' on the site all day?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, trying to avoid work
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Not bad.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll be watching a shitload of baseball
…just got MLB Extra Innings over the weekend. It’s baseball porn for me, especially the mix channel. Can’t believe I’ve waited so long to get this…
by DonDrapersOPS on Jul 19, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I could be able to watch Double-A and Triple-A games..
That would be more than baseball porn for me…prospect porn..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds like it would get you 5-10
in the porn analogy world.
:^)
by DonDrapersOPS on Jul 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
good news, everyone:
milb.tv
:)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Got back from a tubing trip on the Comal River yesterday. That's
the most fun I have had in a long, long time. So much fun.
I like steak.
Haha, was there all day Sunday. You know Mark Bell?
Was there with him and some of the former Skiff editors.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Jul 19, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Heard the name, but don't know him.
Saw one of your pictures on FB though. I knew Adam pretty well. Good dude.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, he's awesome.
Tried to tip over the portapotti when I was in it though, haha.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Jul 19, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool story bro...
wait…WHAT THE FUCK?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Rhadigan
Did anyone hear him around 12:55 on the Ticket?
“Coming up at 1:30, we have Cowboys pitcher Matt Harrison.”
And you wonder why they sent your ass back behind the desk, Rhads…
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
You cannot be serious
/John McEnroe
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
x

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
x

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm used to it...
So we got a jugs the other day and the first time I had some it was all gross..I’m done with jugged milk..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure if serious...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
wtf is this....i dont even know where to begin,...
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Whatchu guys talkin bout.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I've said this once already, but I'll say it again..
If I talked like that, I would probably punch myself in the face..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
mooost..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
It's more from the Newfies I think..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean it was like all old and stuff..
and it has ruined my experience with jugged milk..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you drink it past its expiration date?
/obviousquestion
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Never checked...just kinda put it in my cereal...and then regretted it.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahaha..nice.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
dude if its chewy....
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That looks fucking awesome
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone wants powers
I have a friend who can’t stand AC/DC. Yeah, he’s got an ANGUS BEEF . . .
by Schoolly_D on Jul 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wanna be a millionaire...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
underrated
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
chris osgood retired today
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Eh
/JosephKirby
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
sigh..
Well played..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
C to the ANADA represent..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You're a Canadian who prefers baseball to hockey
talking to a Texan who prefers hockey to baseball.
The world just ended.
Picture of DinoPenis on LSB
GASP
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the Leafs will win the cup this year then..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Florida will win a cup before the Leafs do...
/halfserious
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Touche..
I hate the leafs..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Which hockey team do you follow, if any?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
The Caps..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Before or after Ovechkin was drafted?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
After, it wasn't because of Ovechkin..
I mean, Ovechkin is an amazing player, but the other Alexander on that team is my favourite player, being Alexander Semin.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you think Boudreau is a good coach?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh..I don't mind him.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I had the Caps in the Finals this year
Man they ran into a buzzsaw…
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I ain't white...

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
heat buckles highways in Minneapolis, traffic snarled.
this heat wave is effin crazy!!
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2011/06/06/buckledpavement/
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
What's that? It's only 98 degrees? That's nothing!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm so looking forward to this, guys!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Nice 'n cool...
but you can’t live in Texas and complain about the heat.
Just like I can’t complain about how cold it is in the winter here.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I hate the cold so that's exactly what I do.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Yes you can.
That’s like saying you can’t eat foot and not complain about it when it taste bad.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Why the hell are you eating foot?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I'm sure it gets bad out there...
my only trip there was in June and the humidity was enough to kick my ass then.
You’ll never catch me in Texas in July or August.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Heh. You never would have made it in Carthage then.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Nope...
my ass would’ve been in the hills/mountains of Greece.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
You can't not vote and then complain about anything!
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
challenge accepted
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Necessary..

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you live your life by the tenants of the Bro Code?
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Some..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
/roughly 45% of America
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Stupid.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I just can't handle people telling me it's not hot here
when they aren’t here.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude a couples years ago the national news was reporting how it was in the 90s in NY (OMG!!!!!)
and how a shit ton of people were having heat strokes and such.
My reaction: “Man the fuck up, New York.”
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
But they don't all have central air...so it can be miserable in the 90's there.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
It’s easy to be like “hah stupid northerners” but considering a lot of them don’t have central air, no car AC, etc…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Same with Europe.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Well then ...
Am I expected to have sympathy for Texans when it hits 30s?
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
No. I admit we all turn stupid when that happens.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
We can't drive in the rain, much less the ice.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the cold
I know I am in the minority, because I live in Texas.
I guarantee you in 3-5 years I will not be living in Texas.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Also, no state income tax.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
And barbecue.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Most of you is shut up.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I will now say this
all the damn time
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
And yet,
still better than the crap that passes for Q in other parts of the country.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean, you're wrong,
but I’ve had some good Carolina Q. I like it all, especially that different regions have different styles.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
This is truth.
I like Carolina style, KC style, and of course Texas style. I don’t need to pick, so why should I?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yes,
I’d rather have good Memphis Q than crappy Texas Q. But I do think that great Texas Q is the best.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
WHATABURGER.
Blue Bell. Dr Pepper.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
This is full of win.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
These are all better examples.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Oh and add Shiner beer to the list.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Yeah I know.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Not all the varieties, though
And certainly not as easily
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
All I can find is the basic Shiner.
Haven’t looked all that hard though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Not enough for me.
Must haves:
Bock
Blonde
Hefeweizen
Black
Old Time
Ruby Redbird
Kosmos
Holiday Cheer
Have yet to try 102.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Black black black
I love that stuff.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
I can agree with Black and Bock. List needs Frost, Smokehaus and Kolsch.
I still have a bottle of that Cheer crap. I’ll bring it to tailgate. Truly horrible stuff. I like peach beers when they’re sour, but with pecans, blech.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I've never heard of Kolsch.
Don’t really like Cheer. I did like Smokehaus, but I really love Ruby Redbird for a summer beer. I wonder if they’ll ever bring Smokehaus back..
It went by a different name and I've forgotten it.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Koslch is great!
Very good for summer.
by DevilManHammy on Jul 19, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I do drink other beers.
But the availability of it around these parts makes it much easier to just makes it my go-to beer.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
This is stupid.
Beer (and food) tastes are all about personal preference.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
And yet
there are objective determinations of what is better or worse born out by vastly differing prices
Eh
I don’t really want to get into a debate with you, but I’m not sure it’s as simple as that.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Of course it is
That’s why people like bud light. Am I allowed to voice my opinion as well? Or is only yours valid?
You called it a second-rate brewery...
That’s not “I prefer other things” type of language.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Second rate implies it's inferior
It’s not, you just don’t like it. There’s a difference.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I consider it to be inferior
Therefore, I consider it second rate. Your attempt to regulate the language I use is strange at best.
There's the problem.
I think it’s stupid for you to call it inferior just because you don’t like it.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
That makes no sense
If I don’t personally like it, then to me it is an inferior product by definition. I would gladly choose hundreds of other beers and dozens of other breweries over Shiner. How does that not make it inferior?
So because you don't like something
it’s objectively inferior? Ok, Narcissus.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Well, yes
Pretty simple. If I like Dr. Pepper more than Coke, in my opinion Coke is inferior. I think you’re putting a lot more weight on that word than I am. Calling it inferior does not equal calling it terrible to me.
I don't like IPAs as much as most other styles.
IPAs are an inferior beer.
I just think it’s a harsh word to use when talking about something that’s almost entirely subjective. And again, you were referring to the whole brewery, which is a bit different than a specific product.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Considering that the only beer
From Shiner that I’ve liked in the last few years has been Redbird, and that only in the context of a hot day at the lake beer, I would consider it inferior. Once again, I think you’re putting a lot more significance into the word than I am. I’m not saying it’s awful beer, most of what they make is quite drinkable. There are just so many other choices that I would consider “superior.”
And I think you're confusing personal taste
with objective quality. But we’re obviously getting nowhere, so whatever.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
isn't quality wholly subjective?
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
No?
CJ Wilson is a higher quality pitcher than Chan Ho Park.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Disagree.
For a macro-brewery, they are one of my faves.
As far as craft beers, there’s a lot out there that I prefer to Shiner, but it’s in a different class of beer.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost a home state pride kinda thing for me
Rahr is definitely gaining my respect with some of their recent small batch beers.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I need to try more of their stuff.
I had one or two a couple years ago and didn’t like them. Time for another shot.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Amber and Ugly Pug are good year-round beers
I had a bomber of a small batch IPA of theirs a few months back and it was really good.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I hear good and bad things about Rahr.
I have yet to have any of their beers. I’m also interested in trying to stuff that comes out of Armadillo Ale Works once they get that going.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
They had inconsistent quality
when they first started out. Seems to have gotten much better QC more recently.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Yes!
On tap is so good. Really strong whiskey and oak flavor.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Go to the brewery on a Saturday.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Their German seasonals have been spot on for the most part
But if they keep pumping out experimental beers with ‘Extreme’ ingredients, they’re gonna lose me. Have you had thier Dortmunder or O-Fest?
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
It seems they're trying to follow in the
footsteps of dogfishead, just not quite as extreme. I respect that, I just haven’t liked much of what they’ve made.
Yeah
I can see that. But dammit, their German styles are so good, focus on that. Give us a true Rauchbeir and solid doppelbock.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I was disappointed with their rauch
It was half-assed, like they were scared that making it truly bacon-y would scare off casual beer drinkers. They’re probably right, but I want a real beer dammit!
That's why they pulled it. Didn't sell well.
Ever make a rauch? I’ve only done a smoked porter. It was great.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Wut.
Q! And the beer is getting better…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
You are sad about being in Texas?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
;_;
I don’t really care where I live in the near future. Not Indiana, though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
That narrows down your options to like 5 cities in the US.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
CONCRETE DRIES QUICKER!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Muther-fuckin' Texas!
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Our bakeries are shit hot
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
Funny thing is that although I hate the cold
I want to move to Portland for at least a year.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
This, or Seattle, is where I think I want to move to next.
Or Toronto or Chicago or NYC or SD (the old standby options).
So rainy!
I’d go crazy. I need my sunshine.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
What a strange comment.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
/Michael Jackson
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
So you're, what, Casper the friendly ghost?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
No wonder you work with computers.
Nerd.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Have fun with the tea.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
DC?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Boston?
SF?
[These are basically all cities we’ve considered for residency]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Those are tier two.
Can’t say why exactly, but just not quite as exciting to me right now.
Atlanta is either tier two or tier one due to footballings bonus.
I'd like to see you do the Dirty Bird.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i <3 DC
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
the one right near the metro station, matchbox, etc? (across from church)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know where those things are.
It was a little hole in the wall place that just said “Texas Barbeque” or such on the sign. Lots of dollar bills on the wall inside, and pictures of Texas people.
Seattle weather sucks.
See this past weekend…damp, wet, cold, windy….fans bundled up in ski hats and parkas…in motherfucking July!!!!
Out.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I love the cold, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
No, but people also aren't freezing to death.
People with houses, I mean. We just go inside, throw on a snuggie and turn the heat up.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
We put on an extra sweater in my house. No Snuggies(tm) here.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The only one who /SleepsOnAGrate is my wife.
And occasionally my dogs.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
My understanding is that it does get hot there (is "there" Iowa?) but you get
breaks in the heat and it’s not as relentless as it is in Texas.
Is that true?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
This is more accurate
But just because we get breaks, doesn’t mean it’s not hot.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I was outside grilling and watching tv last night on the deck
and happened upon WGN News around 9pm (looking for the Cubs game)…it was a major story and they were all butt-hurt about the weather – it was 86 degrees.
It was 94 degrees in North Dallas Suburbia at the same time of evening so I mocked, wiped the sweat from my brow and then jumped in the pool.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
True story
It’s 97 out today and I’m kind of enjoying it (note: I don’t have to be outside a whole lot).
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yeah, it only feels like 101 right now
So I should be able to go for a run after work, right? Since it’s not that hot.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh this whole week is going to be bad.
Last Monday was 95 feels like 115. That’s an absolutely ridiculous heat index.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yeah
Nothing like 60 percent humidity. I’m sure it’ll be worse in the next few weeks. July is usually mild compared to August.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
ack!
I can’t imagine that. My friend started bike riding, 10 miles, over 100 degrees, no thank you. But I’m proud of her for doing it. I’ll stick to my treadmill for now!
I started my 5K training about this time last year
It was in the 100s a few days of the run. Outside of some minor trouble breathing, it actually wasn’t too bad.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been doing mine on the treadmill since I can really only go at 5am.
Want to do more outside. I’m pretty sure I’m running my first 5k in Sept. I’m excited.
Guess you get used to stuff huh?
There's a treadmill in one of the sheds behind my house
I don’t know if it works, but it looks pretty good. Just need to find someone to help me haul it inside. I’m hoping it does work so I can keep running in the winter.
I don’t know that I get used to it, but for some reason, I can run better when it’s warm than when it’s cold. My lungs hate the cold air.
by The Best Micah on Jul 19, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Granderson plays "count the black fans" at RBiA
(perhaps deserves freestanding Fan Shot, but)
Article here. I get his point, a little curious why he singled out RBiA . . .
Cause we're all white and rednecks here.
I hate when people try to dissect stupid things. People are people. If a kid would rather play basketball than baseball, what is the big deal?
Why is this an issue? I don’t get it. People hate when someones tries to “group” people together, yet people do it all the time.
And they wonder why problems never get solved.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
X
Cause we’re all white and rednecks here.
The US Census Bureau considers me white…so your statement holds.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Yeah, you're right.
That part of Denton definitely did not rub off on me.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Nope.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
The only thing non-white about you is your (claimed) ability to dance.
And I haven’t seen that proven yet!
oc didn't show up.
I’m fairly certain that I mocked his dancing at some point.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I don't think so.
I’m kind of tired of traveling at this point.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to be going to Wedgefest that weekend, LA that next week, Phoenix two weeks later, and then back up to FTW again sometime mid-to-late-October.
I’m not sure if I’m looking forward to it (so many chances to catch up on reading on planes) or dreading it.
Yeah, that's the thing.
I love traveling, but last year I kind of overdid it. I got a break this spring, but the Europe conference/trip took a lot out of me. Plus the whole pregnant wife thing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to be getting paid to travel for the days spent going to/from LA, so I am looking forward to that part.
Yeah,
mine were paid, too. It’s definitely nicer (though keeping receipts can be annoying), it’s just that you start to miss the routine after a while.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
...
People seedarkfaces out there, and the perception is that they’reAfrican-AmericanWhite. They’re not us. They’re impostors.
/Torrii’d
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Some guy on BBB posted a Fanpost and he thinks the Jays have a chance at acquiring Colby Rasmus..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
Aha..I know.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Stana Katic
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
for gsj61191..

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
X
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
X

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
X

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Knowing this site, this has already come up multiple times
BUT 90’S NICK SHOWS ARE COMING BACK!?!?!?!?!?!
Ok
Zach Phillips traded to Baltimore
The Rangers have traded pitcher Zach Phillips to the Orioles for infielder Nick Green and cash
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Hmm
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
How impressive...at the PCL also..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Well..
He played in 9 games last year, 13 AB’s..and got 2 hits..nothing to special.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Most likely..
I didn’t really think much of him..he was signed for depth..thats basically all, he was probably just a throw in by the Orioles..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Next stop: World Series.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think it's time for a new thread
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
BRO!
that would ruin our EPIC MEAL TIME PICTURE THING, then we’d have to start a new one?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as this one continues, nothing too big, okay?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You bet!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm curious as to how old the Canadian is.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Oh
About 35,000
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 19, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
ill just leave this here.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
finding an apartment is such a beating to the facial region
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
i might snap and kill someone
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
if only it were that easy
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
now thats more my speed. best idea ever
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 19, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Wedding dress purchased.
Cheaper than I expected!!!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Apparently I missed something...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Not too far above in the thread
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
He said it in reply to me, I know.
But the repeat made it seem like I missed something.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Ah
I just rec’d it because it was so random
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It's what Nolan says in the hot dog commercial.
Ruth: “Nolan, how many hot dogs are we cooking?”
Nolan: “Oh… about 35,000”.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
When's she getting her tux?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 19, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Will you be wearing white?
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
by crazy86er on Jul 19, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok.
Now what is SHE going to wear?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Dignified.
I like the cut of your jib.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm hungry...
Anyone got ideas?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
Whataburger.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Dino penis
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
He's gonna be pissed
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
EH
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Tim Hortons is F*CKIN SMART!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
If you say so..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I do.
It’s not bad…but I’m not sure it’s good either.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh..personal opinions..
I think its pretty good.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
It's because you're Canadian.
Also, you have no Panera.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Or this

Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
X

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
x

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm watching Jackass on TV..
RIP Ryan Dunn.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I'm hungry, I'm watching tv, I'm Canadian, I'm flooding the OT thread w/ shitty jpgs ...
/©ADD, Meh?
What was the second part?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Canadian Attention Deficit Disorder -- often undiagnosed b/c it's so much slower
Canadian slacker says “Meh”?
by Schoolly_D on Jul 19, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Meh..?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Green
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody making the afternoon thread?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Fuck it I'll write it
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Way to...take one for the team?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got three of them
I’m trying!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
(Future) Father-in-Law: "I know one thing I need to do before I go to bed tonight."
MiL: “Clean the kitchen?”
FiL: “No, I already did that.”
MiL: “I didn’t see.”
I laughed pretty hard. How do I get out of explaining?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
No idea.
I got an e-mail while I was in Colorado saying that it was my turn to clean the kitchen in the lab this week.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
As an aside:
Laughing out loud during a question and answer session generates odd looks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
There needs to be a small F in front of those words like with fWAR.
fMiL, and fWiL.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
FuckinWar?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Seconded.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Good catch.
I meant fFil.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Someone please force me to get up so I can drive to Roanoke
to turn in my defensive driving certificate. I really don’t want to go to Roanoke.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
FP? Is that you?
No, more like ~45 minutes from Plano.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I was thinking Atlanta was 8 hours instead of 800 miles and then doing a poor job of extrapolation on top of that.
Not the way drummermoe drives, apparently
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Ah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I wouldn't go there.
Croatoa…
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He's part southeasterner.
He assumes you mean Virginia.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 19, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
If you leave now
you won’t have to speed, in turn avoiding another ticket
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
god....last ticket i got was there
FUCK ROANOKE !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I got caught going north on 377 going exactly 10 over.
There was a car not far in front of me so I was just about to slow down too.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I have to drive from Denton to NRH often
Which means I spend waaay too much time driving through Roanoke. Those cops are freaking sharks circling in the water.
now i'm pissed cuz thats exactly the spot prolly
fuck that
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Fuck Roanoke
I’m convinced 100% of their income is from speed traps. What a shitbox of a city. I’ve gotten 3 speeding tickets there, 2 of them for less than 10 over.
Muahah..now we get to play the Mariners..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
New thread?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
gsj is workin on it.;
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 19, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost done
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 19, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
NEW THREAD
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/19/2283470/7-19-afternoon-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/19/2283470/7-19-afternoon-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/19/2283470/7-19-afternoon-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/19/2283470/7-19-afternoon-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/19/2283470/7-19-afternoon-ot-thread
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Only the longest post in the history of LSB in terms how long it took to make.
Except for AJM’s post congratulating the Mavericks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

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