7/20 OT AM OMG
by chief on Jul 20, 2011 6:01 AM CDT
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1810
Colombia declared independence from Spain.
1881
Fugitive Sioux Indian leader Sitting Bull surrendered to federal troops.
1951
King Abdullah I of Jordan was assassinated.
1960
Sirima Bandaranaike of Sri Lanka (then Ceylon) became the world's first woman prime minister.
1969
Astronaut Neil A. Armstrong was the first man to walk on the Moon.
1985
Treasure hunters found the Spanish galleon Nuestra Senora de Atocha, which sank off the coast of Key West, Fla., in 1622 during a hurricane. The ship contained over 400 million in coins and silver ingots.
Read more: This Day in History: July 20 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1SdsVFlQd
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So I get this newsletter every day called World's Healthiest Foods from this guy, with a daily recipe.
Today’s is “Broiled Rosemary Chicken over Puréed Lentils and Swiss Chard.” Sounds tasty, right? Totally. Anyways, here is the picture of the meal that is included with the e-mail:
Um….. That looks like a ball of poop.
That chicken.
It’s almost gray. Blech
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
needs a delicious butter and/or cream-based sauce
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Needs something.
His recipes are super hit and miss. He’s also kind of overly obsessed with using Ginger.
he eats redheads????
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 20, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is dirty
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
That's what your poop likes like?
Maybe you’re doing it wrong.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I can vouch for broiled rosemary chicken.
My wife makes a version with potatoes and some chicken stock. It is great and I don’t really love rosemary.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I think the day off from baseball
Provided an energy to the GDTs that was akin to the first day of summer camp.
LSJ had a few nuggets.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 6:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Full of awesome and noobs
Some deleted subthreads
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Nah
IIRC the things that got deleted were: a hateful racist “comic” LSJ posted (and the resulting bitching, even an only somewhat related subthread where I told him to fuck off), an image of the cover to a porn movie (Big Sausage Pizza 19 or something like that), and a gif showing way too much boobage.
No Angels fans in sight that I saw.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I was going to say that those words, in that particular order, do not make sense
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I take partial responsibility for the Big Sausage 19 pic.
It was my question that prompted the posting.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I was surprised that got deleted, I've seen way worse
and I admit I kind of snickered at the title.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
19 already?!?
Dammit, I lost track of the story arc around #12
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
So how much sleep does everyone need to be functional?
Working nights has turned me into Rip Van Winkle.
I remember when 5 hours would get me through a day and a half.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 6:40 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I figured you were griping because the WC start time kept you up late
Sounds like this streak depends on your well-restedness.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 6:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
A few years ago, I was working 10-7 and never missed a game
Somehow, I’ve just gone backward, and now I’m working 6-3.
Priorities, man.
Although I shouldn’t talk, since I’m following 98% of games on Gamecast.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 6:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah i remember the days of 5
…now i am an old man
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 6:42 AM CDT up reply actions
If you feel nostalgic for those days
You could always have another kid.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 6:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
well
gotta have a GF/Wife first lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Preferred, but not necessary
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 6:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Do you put in rough hours during the day?
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 7:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I sit in a poorly lit office researching companies on the internet all day.
I’m also no required to talk to anyone for more than an hour a week while listening to my ipod.
I do work 60 hours a week across 2 jobs though.
I'm not complaining. I'm listening to the latest BA podcast as we speak.
History of Rome on deck,
I stick it to the man all day.
That's awesome.
But I’m an introvert that plays an extroverted role. That is so much more my speed.
"I only ride things with horns." - Closure GT
I would so listen to an iPod if I could get any work done
I find music really distracting though, unless it is ambient. Even classical music is too involved for me not to home in on that and lost focus with what I am working on
check out DnB!
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
drums n base
think techno, except slightly diff
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah it should be drum haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I would love to see you dance.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Right.
But I imagine it would be entertaining.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
look at my comment below :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm exactly the opposite.
I have to have music playing basically all the time or else I get distracted. When I would study for exams, I put movies in that I had already seen dozens of times to play in the background.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i love troy for this purpose
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Troy and Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut.
Braveheart, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
KoH Directors Cut
was the first blu ray i ever picked up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
my understanding is that KoH non directors cut is not a good movie
the DC makes it one of the better movies
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
It's the stuff with the kid that changes everything.
They cut it way too short in the non-DC version.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You should check out that ElectricOkra guy
most of the stuff is loungy, ambient-house, chillout, etc…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
idk who he is
but his stuff is solid heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know either
but he says ‘Thanks!’
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
That album is in my rotation now.
Fits perfectly with long drafting sessions.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
sweet
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
How's this for sweet dreams?
I was fading into slumber just as Endy hit his HR…..I slept very well….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 20, 2011 7:32 AM CDT up reply actions
To get through an entire day unaided?
Minimum 6 hours.
I can give you a decent 4-5 hour burst on practically nothing, though.
Don't poke the alien.
Likewise. But 4-5 hours doesn't get me through the standard workdays
If only there were an energy drink that could provide the boost I need without the crash later. If only.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 7:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Herschel Walker needs 4 a night
Therefore, using bigsteve math, you are in better shape than Herschel.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 7:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I got about 4.5 last night
annnnnnnd I’m now pretty much useless today.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I need 6-7 to be functional
But my body prefers 8ish
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I average about 5 hours a week
But I really need coffee right now
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions
5 hours a week?
That’s, what, 17 minutes a night?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
NOOOOOO
2 min late on this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ
I meant day.
But I really need coffee right now
Damn it
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
6-7 hours
Usually run on about 6-6.5 during the week, and catch up on the weekends.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
if i'm working for about 10 hours (standard)
then i need at least 4. would prefer 6.
i don’t know the last time i slept for more than 6 hours straight.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Unisom doesn't even help me make it through 6 solid hours
Blackout curtains and thunderstorms are about the only thing that can keep me knocked out
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 8:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I got 6 last night....
But anyone can function on really any amount of sleep – it just takes getting used to. If you want to start thriving on 6 a night, just power through a week or two on 6 a night and you’ll be used to it.
I've tried this, and it does not work for me at all.
By the end of it I’m falling asleep any time I’m sitting down, and I can’t concentrate to save my life. Simple tasks require way too much thought.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
you can do anything for a year
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
i was just quoting something i heard once
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
never quote TDT
that son of a bitch is never correct
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
now THIS is postmodern
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
That doesn't seem supportable.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
No.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I really need about 8 hours
I’m a finicky sleeper, too, so that doesn’t help – has to be air moving in the room (ceiling fan), has to be cold, not just cool, has to be music playing, and I have to be under the covers.
I can get by on 5-7 hours but only for about a day until I start making stupid mistakes.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I try to get 7
But it’s usually 6 – 6.5
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Or when the Rangers or Mave are on a west coast swing
It’s more like 5.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
On a regular basis, I need about 6
but I can give you a full, productive day on 2-3 as long as I don’t have to do it more than once or twice. I work best at 7-8 though. Also, I’m still holding out on not drinking coffee…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
new butch walker and the black widows song up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i still listen :)
BW looks a little bit…different now lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 6:48 AM CDT up reply actions
have you heard his live piano version of that song?
awesome song, great version
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions
+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 6:52 AM CDT up reply actions
dude has some serious talent.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 6:53 AM CDT up reply actions
It's really a shame that he's more known for writing other people's songs
But, you gotta pay the bills, I guess
also
i am EXCITED to play the old world blues DLC for fallout new vegas (there are doctor who references — link
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
UNTJosh
picked up old worl blues last night, was too tired to play though. am def playing tonight after work though
you play any of it yet?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
also, there was a glitch where ppl got to take boone into new zion
which angers me, because i bet that dude SMOKED white legs w/ anti material rifle
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I played quite a bit
I haven’t really done much yet…just a lot of talking.
One of the voices is the voice of Dr. Venture and it’s very trippy
you a dr. who fan?
see the call backs on r/FNV link above?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Never watched it
I’m not surprised about the references though. It feels like it’s trying to be less serious than New Zion. The doctors are HILARIOUS.
i havent watched it either (am aware of parts of it though)
i really wanted to play lastl night…
you play anything else of value? considering playing inFAMOUS in near future
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I havent had the cash to play any games in a while.
I’m about to go on a binge…
All Mass Effects, GoW3, Cod Black Ops, Brink, La Noire, and countless others that I can’t remember will be purchased by years end,
woah you havent played ME?
also, skip brink…or at least watch the giant bomb quick look at it.
it tried to be TF2 meets Black Ops. it failed.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I havent really been able to buy many games (if any) since I graduated Dec 08
I think I’ve spent 160 bucks on video games since then, all used.except NHL 11
used = the way to go
only games i have picked up on release date = ncaa 2012, fallout new vegas + DLCs
i do the game swap thing w/ amazon too (get amazon GCs back for games)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
LA Noire is fun for the first few days
Then it’s awfully repetitive.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yep. already turned mine in and got ncaa12
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
PS3?
Uncharted/Uncharted2.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
this is a seriously great game
i am excited now that the new director is starting from scratch (old director had a script that was not a ton like the game + had markymark as drake – lol)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I never played Uncharted.
Explain it to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Modern Indiana Jones with more combat.
Big focus on the story and characterizations, which are really well done.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
100% awesome.
It’s like playing an Indiana Jones game. There are puzzles, shooting, mutant freaks, and amazing graphics. I cannot recommend Uncharted enough.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I bought it for pretty cheap right around the time that the second one came out.
In some ways, I liked it better than the second one.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Much preferred the 2nd one
I fucking hated those damn things you had to fight. If I wanted that type of game I’d have picked up Silent Hill or something.
I mostly liked the 2nd one more
Except two main things… those stupid minigun guys who are nearly impossible to kill (6 grenades! what the shit?!?) and the fact that I thought they got away from the cool following the clues part of the story a bit at the end. I did love Drake’s journal from the 2nd one, though.
Oh and fuck that boss fight right in its ass.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I hated that they started off 2 midway through the story.
Then you immediately go into a flashback. So you end up having to climb that damn train twice. Plus, I hated those super strong mutant guys, and that final boss battle sucked.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
yeah climbing that train sucked
should have flashed back w/ him hanging on at the VERY bottom, then done the story, then flashed forward to hanging on end of trane
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
That would have been much better.
I am afraid of heights, and just playing a level like that on a game is enough to get my heart racing.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
haha
it really is a fun game…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
That is one thing I felt like they did really well.
Games normally don’t bother me, but there where a couple of times I’d miss a jump and fall, and my stomach would do a little half-flip. Plus those backgrounds are just gorgeous…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I normally don't get scared playing games,
but fighting those mutant nazis in the first one, and fighting those yeti creatures in the second one freaked me out.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
The Yeti's didn't bother me
There weren’t as many as the nazi’s and I felt like controls were smoother in the 2nd game so I was able to fight back easier.
those nazi's freaked me out
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
There really wasn't much warning either
Which normally wouldn’t bother me except you spend half the game in darkness it felt like.
Yeah wandering around in the dark waiting for a mutant nazi to jump out at you sucked.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Led to a lot of
“OHSHITBALLS” moments, that’s for sure.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha I know.
I liked starting off in the middle… but I really didn’t want to climb it again.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
6 hammers
or 3 RPGs. take your pick.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Once you got your hands on the minigun though...
I also liked how you could pull off more stealth kills in the 2nd one. Thin the herd a bit.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah i liked stealth kills
im ready for 3 + movie
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
Can’t wait for 3.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I loved getting the minigun and using it.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
you have games you dont play anymore?
for ps3? i would trade you maybe depending on what you have?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Just Gran Turismo Prologue.
Only other games I have for PS3 are Dead Nation and inFAMOUS from Welcome Back.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
damn
unfortunate.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Given a choice...
I’ll always go Xbox. I prefer the 360 controllers over the PS3 by a margin that is so big, as to be infinite. Plus, the Xbox exclusives have been better (that I’ve played) AND Xbox has had a bunch of DLC that has been delayed or unavailable on PS3.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Plus you're a Halo guy (nothing wrong with that).
I’m trying to decide which system I will be supporting next year… roommate has a PS3 but I’ll need to get my own system soon. Leaning towards PS3 but I haven’t played much Xbox recently.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
we have a wired controller for PS3 that is an xbox rip
i am more of a ps3 exclusives guy…i do most of my gaming on PC anyway
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I know -
But that’s just why I don’t have more PS3 games.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
What is it called when you only look for information that proves your viewpoint?
Plus, the Xbox exclusives have been better (that I’ve played)
Uh
But I’ve played plenty of PS exclusives too.
Don’t get PS3 Fanboy butthurt because I like the Xbox ones better.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not
If I was going to be a fanboy I would have turned around and claimed “NU-UH, PS3# IS THE BEST!”
I’m merely suggesting that your claim probably has sample size issues.
Most definitely
That’s why I clarified my statement with confining it to the titles I have played.
Personally, I think that Halo and Mass Effect are more than enough to sway me to Xbox over titles like inFAMOUS and Gran Turismo.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
ME isnt an xbox exclusive anymore
fwiw
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
The first one is never coming to PS.
Did ME2’s DLC ever get released for PS3?
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
i think this is the case
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still playing through ME
for the second time….so that I can play through ME2 and be ready for ME3
(made the mistake of playing ME on XBox360 and then ME2 on PC. Want a consistent story.)
"I only ride things with horns." - Closure GT
Which would then seem to suggest that my initial post would have some veracity to it
If you try to take personal taste out of the equation since that is so varied by individual, I think you would find that both consoles have a pretty varied and successful list of exclusives.
Absolutely
But I personally like the Xbox exclusives more, I like its controller more and it has a much better history of exclusive and/or timed DLC.
I think I’ve always been super clear as to why I prefer games on the Xbox, when they are multiplatform, and why I prefer the Xbox overall.
Not sure why you are making this a thing.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe I misread but I read it initially as though you were saying the 360 had the better catalog of exclusives.
Drawing a conclusion on a system’s exclusives based on the few titles an individual has played seems odd (like if I said PS3 has better exclusives that I can see because I didn’t think Halo and GoW are as good as Uncharted and Resistance).
I would be interested to see a comparison between the two systems based on sales of exclusives though. I’ll have to see if there is something out there like that.
wow aqua had no clue
first of all it is a PS3 exclusive, think you said you may be an xbox guy at one point?
my brother likes assasins creed, which you may not have played, but think assasins creed’s running all over the place (not to the exact same extent, but same kind of engine) + exploration game + awesome writing (better than FNV) + great use of PS3 for views
its a great game, one of the reasons i picked up a PS3 vs XBOX actually
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I had a 360 before I had a PS3.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
My biggest complaint with Assassins Creed is travel.
You either have to run, or you have to warp, which takes you to that godforsaken load screen. Blah.
nothing like that here
i watched my brother ride for about 20 min on a horse to find a treasure the other day on ACII though
screw that.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
sounds like oblivion.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
Although Oblivion was awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Are you going to buy the next one?
Explain this game to me, I know nothing about it other than I guess it’s Fallout with only melee weapons, which sounds a little tedious…
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah that is what i have heard about it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
AND FUCKING MAGIC, FP.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
friend of mine would play that game all the time.
wasted countless hours running around…walking…riding on horses…never understood the point of that game.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Reminds me of Red Dead Redemption
and those goddamned treasure maps.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck that game and it's travel.
It was probably the worst after the GTA games… But driving in GTA is much more fun than riding that fucking horse while people have the most inane conversations on earth with you.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I was very very annoyed with the storyline...
So I cruised out to the wild. My horse got killed by a goddamn cougar (with absolutely zero warning it was there), and when I tried to find/steal another horse, things went haywire, so I was like, “fuck it,” and I sold it.
There was one super awesome aspect of the game though – if you killed enough and your morality went to zero, when you whistled for the horse, it would say something like, “You are too evil and your horse no longer responds to your call. You have summoned a Dark Horse.” and this black horse with all these scars would show up.
The Dark Horse wasn’t fast, but it was relentless.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
lololol
have you seen the man-cougar glitch?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
There are lots of glitches like that
The game would apply the skin of a person to animals. Flying women everywhere!
Those are hilarious.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Aw.
I liked the story, generally.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
This is the truth.
I love westerns, and it was basically like being in a western.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
played through about 75% of RDR on xbox before it died
have considered picking it up for PS3…decided not to.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
100% completion!
It’s almost worth it just to get the Marshal outfit and kill everyone in Blackwater with complete impunity.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Fact.
I usually just sprint in one direction as long as I can to see if I can escape the load screen.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Assassin's Creed Revelations is supposed to have a zip line weapon.
They say that it is supposed to cut down on travel time by 40%.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Yep. It sounds even more awesome than the parachutes in AC: Brotherhood.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I'm actually playing through AC2 right now
Found it at the PSN store for $20. I’ve heard that’s the best one of the series. What’s recommended after that one?
I enjoyed AC: Brotherhood.
Getting to roam all over Rome was a blast, especially since I am a huge Roman history nerd. Plus they have these fun side quests where you get to play around with Da Vinci’s inventions.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
i am EXCITED>
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
The Goldeneye remake for Wii was...
uneven.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but PROXIMITY MINES.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
real ninjas use oddjob
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
i always used the helicopter pilot.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
i liked boris
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
cheaters use oddjob maybe
everyone knows he is off limits.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Real ninjas know how to crouch.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Ogando me gusta
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 20, 2011 7:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I actually like Human Trafficker Alexi Ogando.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You forgot the "Vile".
Vile Human Trafficker Alexi Ogando.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Ogando, ManGod
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
O, as in
“Oh my God, it’s Robert Loggia!”
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
L as in...
“Look over there, it’s Robert Loggia!”
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 20, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I was finally able to get to In n Out yesterday
Pretty good. I am going to say on par with Whataburger. Of course, not as good as 5 guys, Fudds, etc.
I really wasn't a big fan of 5 guys....
maybe I was expecting too much.
by death of the cool on Jul 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
compared to...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
oh man
5 guys rocks my socks off.
mooyah sucks a dick, by the way
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh good.
I can go back to disagreeing with you.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I had the same problem.
I went in expecting the best burger ever and got meh instead.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
So, FuturePants
I took to your suggestion of putting the vanilla muscle milk powder in milk. Much better
Were you using water?
I’ve never tried Muscle Milk products. It just sounds gross to me…..ironic since I mix my protien with milk every day.
Anyone got any recomendations on a mid teir
waterproof to 5/10M or underwater cameras? May try that for the wife for the anniversary..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
gonna drown her and take pics?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Good moanin.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
Sorry, but Kevin James has forever tainted the talking animal market.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 8:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's your fault for seeing the movie
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions
The previews were all I needed to see.
Besides, where’s the heart-wrenching Sarah McLaughlin song?
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 8:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You say that until you hear your roommate's cat standing at the foot of the stairs meowing 'HELLO?'
At 5 in the morning.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 8:43 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ha ha ha
I have two cats but no roommate. I think this trade-off is a good one.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I've got three, one who's a scratch-happy bitch, one that thinks he's a dog and a cripple that likes to shit two feet from the litter box.
And then there’s the cats..
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 9:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
my parents tried to tell me that was the funniest movie of the year
I was like ummmm…….no
/CS,B
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
who hear thinks if they told their parents they were 'trolling'
their parents would know what they meant?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
My dad wouldn't know the word
but he’d get the concept pretty quickly. He’s kind of a dick.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
cs, b time.
My mom decided she needed an iPad2 not too long ago, so my parents (who are total impulse buyers) went out and got her one. Before that, they didn’t really have laptops or anything, so my dad’s non-work time on the internet was limited. When they got the iPad, though, he somehow stumbled across a few websites explaining different memes to him and showing the kind of .gifs that we use here for trolls and “u mad” and things like that. He thinks it makes him hip to try and use things like “u mad” in actual conversation with me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Does that make u mad?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
More embarrassed than anything else.
It certainly upped the level of stupid emails he sends me every day.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He was pissed when I told him that I wouldn't let my daughter ride on it.
There’s no seatbelt or anything for a child. She could just fall off.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
West Coast games were great when I was in college and stayed up past midnight daily
Now that I have a job…. ugh I’m dragging this morning
by drizzle on Jul 20, 2011 8:27 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
i'll be dragging about 1-2 pm today
it’ll catch up w/ me around then. For now….coffee is my friend
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
24 oz of coffee in,
still struggahling. Stupid online training.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't understand how people can enjoy the taste of black coffee.
No matter how high-quality it is, still tastes like ass.
The only time I've ever drank black coffee was when I was almost late for a final
and chugged a cup of it before I ran out the door. Not a pleasant morning
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I've drunk*
See what I mean?
COFFEE! MAKE YOURSELF NOW!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
just use consume in place of drink/drank/drunk
/college professor’d
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
you obviously havent had good coffee.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
i really enjoy drinking ethiopian coffee. some of the best international stuff ive had.
but normally, i press eistein bro’s, hazelnut, or i enjoy panera’s dark roast.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Hawaiian Hazeltnut
haven’t found many roasts in grocery stores that top this
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions
There is no way I'd like that.
Well, I would. There’s just no way I’d like it much compared to most other coffee I could be drinking.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Same.
I can…but why?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Because good coffee is delicious on its own.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
what do you consider "good" coffee
looking for some to french press/put into my awesome zojirushi thermos tumbler thing
i also need to pick up a new french press
i have decided not to even look at espresso machines for the near future.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I swear by Peet's now thanks to Brian Thomas.
From Starbucks I like Christmas Blend and Cafe Verona almost as much.
I’m working on finding microroasteries now.
But Peet’s.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
A lot of my friends like Peet's
I have yet to try it.
I’m not super picky. I enjoy Starbucks Christmas Blend, Daybreak by Caribou and most of the Seattle’s Best blends.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not that picky, either.
But there is coffee I love compared to coffee I just like.
Seattle’s Best I also love. I’ve liked Caribou, but never brewed it at home.
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I found it in a grocery store when I was in Mpls
And grabbed a bunch. Daybreak is almost gone already though :(
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Caribou is an upper midwest brand, right?
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They sell iced versions of it the hotel lobbies at Disney World, though.
Which is where I first discovered it, and was impressed that I could taste the coffee through the milk and sugar well.
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Speaking of iced coffee, I ordered some at the restaurant I was at with my fiancee's family and some of their friends the other day.
They all thought it was the craziest thing. The friend said he loves coffee, but never would have considered pouring it over ice.
Asked if it was a west coast thing, and I said probably. How common is iced coffee in Texas?
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I love iced coffee
I sampled and then bought some of that Starbucks stuff you can make at home.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
you can get a good deal on it at sams :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm curious about it.
I called my brother to ask him about it, because he’s my Starbucks expert. It doesn’t seem to come in whole bean, though.
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Ah
I don’t have a grinder, so I don’t get whole bean. This was those little packets you just stir into water for a single serving. Although they also have a version you can make a whole pot of too.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I've seen both.
I just noticed the full bags of it for the first time the other day.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
she is talking about via i think
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
i am a big fan personally
unless it is shitty.
luckily the SB here knows how to do it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
They serve it at Starbucks,
but it’s not quite as common in other coffee shops, I think. Especially done the proper way (where it’s brewed stronger)
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think I've noticed a lot of places just put normal strength over ice.
It makes me bad.
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>=|
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
alrighty
picking up a new french press next week…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Sweet!
Right now I’m working with one I bought in the parks that’s small for travel. Problem is, the filter doesn’t actually keep all the grounds out, it leaks, so I’m getting sootier coffee than I do with my usual press.
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yeah that is my issue w/ the cheap one i have now
the filter is rather…shitty.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
It serves its purpose for a 15 dollar travel press, and it looks nice.
But I’m a little annoyed by the leaky filter.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yes, but I also have an affinity for my stomach lining...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Let's see what happens when you turn 30 or 40.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Coffee loses its character when drowned in cream and sugar
It’s like saying you enjoy beer when you only drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 8:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Or Shiner Ruby Red
*ducks
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
You are Wittless
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I was going to say it might just be my screwed up taste buds.
I don’t particularly enjoy the taste of any beer either. Would much rather have a Long Island Iced Tea.
oh hi
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
There's a middle ground between drowning and zero.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
You’re either on the boat or you’re dead.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I could eat them for supper
get in my space ship and hover.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
It's the only way I like coffee
it’s when you start making it all sweet and flavored is when it becomes too much.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Jul 20, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like coffee tons of ways.
But if I really want to taste the coffee — which usually I do — I want it black.
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if you have to doctor coffee,
you don’t actually like coffee.
i drink about (8) 12oz cups a day. straight black
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holy buckets
How does your heart handle that?
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
i enjoy that you assume i have a heart.
i don’t know. i guess after all the beer slows down my heart beat, the coffee raises it.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Elvis Presley is proud
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
it sort of makes sense, right?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmm
I really only drink coffee in the mornings. Sometimes I’ll have an iced coffee in the afternoon. But too much caffeine, and I’m uncomfortable. Also, one night I decided coffee sounded good at 9 p.m. Bad idea. I didn’t fall asleep til almost 4 a.m.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
see, i don't think my body reacts to caffeine like that.
if i drink a coffee at 9, i can be asleep by 10
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
i can drink coffee anytime of the day and I can sleep anytime as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Nice
Coffee affects me different than, say, soda. I used to be able to drink that right before bed and have no issues. But I don’t drink it at all anymore, so it’s a non-issue.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
see mine doesnt either
not in taht way
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I've gotten pretty sensitive to excess caffeine over the years too
But back in high school, I used to like 4 shots of espresso in my morning coffee.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 9:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've gotten pretty sensitive to excess caffeine over the years too
But back in high school, I used to like 4 shots of espresso in my morning coffee.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 9:04 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It would if you stopped.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I drink about one cup a month.
But I only like it black.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I usually drink a pot at home and another pot at work which works out to about 90oz,
but I drink chicory coffee which has less caffeine. Always black, no sweetener.
Shit.
Chicory bean coffee straight does not sound good. I love a good cafe au lait, though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
That's what my mom drinks.
Black chicory coffee… my dad likes the cream and sugar.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
GOOD black coffee is awesome
however, there is not much GOOD coffee out there
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
This is so wrong.
Really, really wrong.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
so the rangers are in the midst of one of the better runs of any team this season,
and save for an article, we are no where to be found on espn.com. fuckers.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
This is the same network that ____________________
produced “The Decision.”
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I enjoy being the sort-of underdog
us against the world
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
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YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
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They've been the lead on the mobile website for the past 12 hours or so.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
MLB is just trollin now
On facebook, they just put — “Fact or Fiction: The Rangers are the best team in baseball.”
I’m afraid to read the comments.
Like YouTube,
never read Facebook comments.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Or anything even touched by JJT
I gave up chicken salad because I heard he eats it sometimes.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 8:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Ugh.
TeaPartiers on my Facebook driving me crazy. I’m leaning more and more towards just migrating to Google+
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
only need 4 more people, and then the date is ours.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
IMPOSTERS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Fucking fuck with a light fuck glaze and fuck dipping sauce.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 8:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
sure?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Alarm clocks
Anyone know of a good one? I apparently spent $6 on a paperweight last night.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Wow
That might actually work for me. The biggest problem I have with regular alarms is that they’re never loud enough. I need something capable of waking the dead.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Like this one?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
the only prob with that is if you room is a mess and it gets lost
i have a feeling that would get destroyed pretty quick
this is pretty cool, just got one
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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what the fuck is it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
an infographic of the mens world cup tournament.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
oh
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok...
But why did you buy it?
Was the 2010 World Cup so unforgettable to you that you want to memorialize on a wall somewhere?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
GIT OUT!!!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
It looks kind of cool, just as art work, no?
Do people put artwork of desert landscape up because the cactus meant something to them?
yes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
That cactus doesn't memorialize a specific event.
It is a pretty cool image, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
im a designer. this is good work, and that is what i want to memorialize on a wall somewhere.
i have other posters and artwork that dont have much of a physical meaning to me, but i enjoy either who did it, why/how it was done, and what it looks like.
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Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok, I can accept that.
It has value outside of the event itself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
that, and infographics are kind of the "in" thing right now, and the shop that did that
does some really awesome ones for many different companies and publications
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
links!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
infographics, via hyperakt
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Have you seen this site?
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
dont forget chart porn!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
motherfucking brits
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you read Wired?
They do some really good infographics… and just good design in general, I think. Love that magazine.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
A quality publication, to be sure.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ive been meaning to get a subscription.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Do it, it's a very solid magazine with some really interesting articles.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
ive read wired before, and i know they come highly reccomended.
and ive picked up one from a stand from time to time, but yeah. need to subscribe.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
This was a fun post to Z to without remembering the conversation leading up to it.
From the description I was thinking of a completely different magazine!
youre a designer?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
yep. and video editor.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
This just makes me mad about the Ghana game all over again.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
It's a map, where you jump...to conclusions.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Pretty cool. Never thought of a tournament in that way before.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions
link?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh, France...
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
My day didn't get off to a great start
I woke up 30 mins before I had to be at work, and when I went to get dressed, I discovered the shirt I wanted to wear was ripped. :-( I still made it to work on time, but I hope this isn’t an omen.
One of the button holes
It’s completely noticeable :-(
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
rough sex?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
No, I'm pretty gentle with myself.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions 14 recs
I think you're just in that relationship for the sex
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 9:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
semi
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
6 recs!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
shaq getting in on the heat hate
“The Miami Heat, they’ve got a lot of great players, the `Big 2.’ They will be back,”
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Bosh and Wade?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
nope. lebron and wade.
left off bosh, intentionally
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think he was dissing the heat
I think he really likes the two of them. Just doesn’t think highly of Bosh…
Having DQ treats at work today
I have to figure out what I want to order. Thinking about a mini-blizzard - chocolate covered strawberry; m&m; or heath.
We don't get two treats
Also, I don’t think we have the steak finger basket up in these parts.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Mini-Blizzard
Fuck that. Large Butterfinger Blizz, only way to go.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh...that's more WW points than I'm allowed in two days, sir
Plus it’s way more ice cream than I can eat. Mini is the way for me.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Butterfinger is the correct answer, though
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
My favorite is the mint oreo blizzard.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Fox News says Rangers are "Dominant"
Dominant Rangers win 12th straight!
"I only ride things with horns." - Closure GT
They're breaking out the leather BDSM uniforms for tonight's game.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 9:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Napoli running around in his zipper mask and chaps
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
grease flying everywhere......
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Did't the Rangers slaughter Haren the first time we saw him?
I forget.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 20, 2011 9:14 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
First time ever? Or first time this year? Per Baseball Reference:
First time ever: 4/12/2005, Haren pitched 6 innings, 3 hits, 2 runs, 1 earned run, 5 walks, 7 strikeouts.
First time this year: 5/14/2011 Haren pitched 7.2 innings with 6 hits, 2 runs, 1 earned run, 0 walks, 5 strikeouts.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
a hipster?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
in many ways, yes
but they also give themselves homemade tattoos and smell like Steel Reserve
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ha. Just got back from court
On a homeless woman for a Open Container ticket. Drink in question: 32 oz Steel Reserve
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i have steel reserve in my fridge right now
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
a postmodern hobo could be whatever it wants. as long as it called itself a hobo, its a hobo (by a postmodern definition)
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
but, some people argue we are in a post-postmodern society, so have fun with that one.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
there are many facets of modernism...
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
cross prof parks, FP and dirkatron
=post modern hipster? hobo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I really want a half price pizza, thanks to Josh's pizza dong...
But it’s not in the P90X meal plan. Actually, I just really feel like some pizza…
Pizza sounds good
But it’s also on my “no eat” list. Unless I have people to share it with and thus don’t try to eat the whole thing myself :(
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
pizza is, by far, what I miss the most
7 times out of 10, my weekly cheat meal is pizza
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
you can probably eat plenty of tacos, though
just have to modify (I dont’ eat cheese or guac..stuff like that, so a taco to me is a tortilla, meat and salsa….PERFECT!)
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Yeah, I eat tacos.
Thinking about a Freebird’s burrito for lunch today.
Guacamole/avocado really isn’t that bad for you – keep out the sour cream and cheese and you’ll be fine.
When I make tacos at home, I do sliced flank steak, sauteed onions and peppers, cilantro, lime, jalapeno. They rule.
That sounds awesome.
When I go to freebirds, I love mixing hot sauce with BBQ and lime juice. Though I prefer chicken burritos to anything else.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
IANF brought freebirds over to my apartment one night,
and then i got super drunk, and threw that up.
i havent been able to eat there since
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
hey question
what do you marinate your flank steak with?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
This seriously sounds like a masturbation question.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
x
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I go simple:
I put salt, pepper, cumin, garlic powder and lime juice on the fucker about 45-60 minutes before tossing it on the grill.
ok
thats exactly what my plan was lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Tacos without cheese...
..is it even a taco anymore?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
This sounds like a Philosoraptor quote.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It sounds like an untasty taco.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Truth be told...
I don’t even like cheese on my American/TexMex style tacos. But, I’m not the world’s biggest fan of cheese.
Oh, yes, I forgot
You have poor opinions about cheese.
How in the world can you like blue cheese stuffed olives, but not the many other delicious forms of cheese?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
i like cheese if it's paired with shit well.
A big block of cheddar is just gross.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Well this is just crazy talk.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 20, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Not sure if block of cheddar is what he is recommending
but I agree with you about cheddar. There are other cheeses that are pretty good with just a plain cracker (vehicle)
dont hate on cheddar
i had an AWESOME aged cheddar the other day
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok,
so when I was in France visiting family, they bought a different type of cheese every day. Since there was 6 of us, they ended up buying a half wheel most of the time…and it didn’t last the day. The stuff is just so delicious.
Could you survive for almost a week on a diet that heavy on cheese? We were in the Savoy region, where they do a really good job with stronger cheeses that resemble…Swiss? Even as a lover of cheese, I about reached my limit after the 4th day.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
By the time I left France....
I didn’t want to see/eat any cheese for a week. Those French fuckers love it WAY TOO MUCH.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Hah.
Yeah, sounds about right. It is delicious, but…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Hell yeah.
Tacos al pastor are the shit.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Seems to up the pressure on the rest of the ingredients.
I’m not sure they would feel comfortable with the increased expectations.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
i wish i could find a site that would print philosoraptor shirts for me.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
not the good philosoraptor one :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
If you can get the graphic big enough
You can probably do that on zazzle or cafepress
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Hah.
I’m a really big cheese fan. I don’t think my way is the only way here, but it’s my very strong preference.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I put American in the same category as Velveeta.
That category is “not cheese”.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Not if I have another choice, no.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Any specific types?
Manchego is my favorite taco topper. Roquefort is sheep’s cheese, too, right? That’s more hit or miss for me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Have you had real Roquefort?
I mean, manchego is the standard for the hard cheeses. Zamora is pretty good. Working my way through some of the others
Yeah.
Haven’t heard of Zamora, I’ll have to give it a try.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Eh,
I’ve had it that way from highly ‘authentic’ sources as well. But I also like ‘fancy’ tacos and it seems that they often come with interesting cheeses.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Depends on the cheese.
Queso Fresco is found on tacos.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Works for the P45X plan though.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 9:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
will someone please define "pizza dong?"
I thought it was something from Spaceballs, but I am wrong
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Seven runs = half-price pizza from Papa John's
So if Beltre’s HR was the 7th run, then he hit a pizza dong.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
The HR that scores the Rangers' 7th run
Papa Johns has a code you can use if the Rangers score 7 or more runs – gets you half off your entire order.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Rangers7 I think (Not sure - we never order Papa Johns). It's good the entire next day.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
rangers7
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
they dont honor that deal here in e texas
commie bastards.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Where are you at now?
I swear you move constantly. LOL.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
haha
North of Dallas for 4 years
DC for a year
Arkansas for 2 years
East Texas for ?? years lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
I called a Papa Johns out here and they had no idea what I was talking about.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yeah
same ppl own tyler/longview locations
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
already tried :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
As did I.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
As did I.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
As did Aquaman.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Hm.
Indeed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Great, we get to talk about P90X again.
Yay.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
p45x
get it right.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
That's not hitting the gym
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
"the guy with me on the call said he's never seen someone clear the leather faster" by Bob Loblaw on Jul 16, 2011 1:02 AM CDT
But can you get pizza
and not get beer?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been drinking beer on and off.
Had 3 last night while in a meeting. Drank beers at the pool the last few Saturdays…. Random beers one at a time mid-week… Giving up beer entirely is not in my ability to live, I don’t think.
Agreed
I’m thinking of going gluten-free, and beer and bread will be the toughest things to give up. Although there are quite a few gluten-free beers available now.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I have been trying very hard...
….to confine lunch and dinner to simply meat and vegetables. But then on Saturday we go to Cafe San Miguel…
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
A Colorado native and I were talking beer last weekend,
specifically Great Divide Brewing Co, and he said they make a rice ale (?) called Samurai that is gluten free and really good. I’m firmly in the ‘questionable’ camp on this, but here’s what it looks like:
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Samurai? Because it's rice?
Racist.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I know, right?
They should have called it Taj.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd drink that.
Great Divide makes a very solid Imperial Stout.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeti. So good.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, so tasty in the mouth.
The Oaked version especially.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
They make a lot of good beer.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Closest place I can buy this is Omaha
I’ll be there in a few weeks. Might have to make a stop before I come home.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday, Micah!
Hope the Rangers can win their second game of the day for you :)
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Jul 20, 2011 9:25 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
+1+1+1+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday Micah
(rec’ing this too, so everybody can wish her happy birthday)
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
This!
Happy Birthday!
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
My day has been pretty awesome so far
Started awesome - 12th straight win from my Rangers and a birthday wish on facebook from one of my teenage celebrity crushes (Thomas Ian Nicholas).
Then took a bit of a dive - Woke up late and the shirt I wanted to wear was ripped. :(
But then things took off again - So much love on my facebook wall and text inbox, co-workers invited me to join them for lunch (the three of them go out together a lot but never include me) and a facebook birthday wish from my music boyfriend.
Yeah. I have no complaints. 31 is off to a great start.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
My completely blackened thumbnail finally came off
Starting eBay bid on it is $3.74.
Don’t delay. Piece of history right here folks.
Yes, there’s pictures.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 9:27 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Why bother? It would just get pulled like my last auction, 'Jar of Piss'
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 20, 2011 9:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Here's your rec.
Sorry it took so long.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i knew someone would
when are you getting settled in?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Next week.
We might play soon, though. Good internet here.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
nice.
shoot me a steam msg. yall should come play at OSF (i know i keep pushing this, but it really is the best server i have played on in terms of a good balance of good/really good players, new players, in between players and teamwork)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I tried a while ago from the website and couldn't figure out how to get in one, except for one that was empty.
So I’m waiting for an invite someday when you’re on, and I’ll add it to favorites.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
on OSF?
yeah there wre issues w/ it after uber update, but i think it is good now.
it is almost always full after about 7-8 central
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
if this is fucking real,
i swear to god.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
What are the restrictions on that Pappa John's Pizza Dong deal?
Only for delivery or carry out? 1 topping? Doo doo as the meat?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
internets
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
None
It even works on their specials like the $11 Large Specialty deal they’re running right now.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking hell are people stupid.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
you live in wyoming right?
you see where that guy in Buford is the only resident?
boring
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Utah...
but yeah, I watched that this morning.
Kinda funny, in a way I envy that guy.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I know. I just got off of the phone with one.
Caller: I just got off of the phone with your home office and they told me that I need to fax you a voided check so that you can correct the routing number. So what do I need to do?
Me: You need to fax us a voided check so that we can correct the routing number.
Caller: So how can I get that to you? Can I fax it?
Me: Yes, you can fax it to us.
I need a new job.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I just tried explaining...
how interest is working on a line of credit to some rich schmuck who has no clue about anything.
I wanted to punch him.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Agreed, which is why I have been searching for job where I don't have to deal with customers.
The problem is that I only have customer service experience. So when I see “entry level” jobs that require 2 years of experience, I want to scream.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I talk to the goddamn customers so the software people don't have to
don’t you get it, I’m a people person
by thedudeabides on Jul 20, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I drove to work behind one today
20 mph in a 45 zone. And he was busy looking at the crops, so he was weaving all over. Jerk.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Well-played :)
I suppose they are. Most of the land in Iowa is farmland.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
new mac mini's drop optical drive
what the fuck?
you just lost a) your business ppl who picked them up
b) many people who use it as an HTPC
wtf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
looks like it accesses the optical drives on other computers.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
doesnt matter
for most people
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
maybe they are coming out with an external one?
with this whole thunderbolt thing, i wouldnt put it past them to do so.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
for 800$ i want a GD optical drive
actually, for 800 i demand that it have a fucking blu-ray
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Remember when the Mini was the $500 affordable Mac (back when $500 wasn't too unreasonable for entry-level, too).
lololol Jobs
do they enjoy making sure that many people never consider their devices?
apple makes good shit, but i would never, EVER pay 800 for a computer w/o an optical drive.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
You mean just desktop, right?
I’ve paid $1200 for a laptop without one. And it was wonderful.
(Except for the screen, which was five years out of date.)
well, yes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I probably would
I can’t remember the last time I used an optical drive, to be honest.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Seriously, though
I got my hard drive replaced in my work laptop on Monday. The guy who replaced it asked me if I had a CD in the drive (he was just trolling, he was my work husband when I worked at the office all the time).
I actually could not remember whether this laptop even had an optical drive. I’ve had it for a year and a half.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
We store all our movies on a NAS
and just stream it over the network. We still have DVDs but I can’t remember when we last watched one.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
i am moving closer and closer to having a NAS vs a
dedicated HTPC these days
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
hmm
i dont use mine ALL that often, but i burn CDs, rip DVDs, etc from time to time
my next box (not buying a laptop unless i find a beast since i basically need a desktop replacement anyway) will have one :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
ill say this once.. do not eat more than 8 buffalo wings in one sitting.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT reply actions
This is the best advice that I will never even attempt to follow.
I go 12 minimum or it’s not worth my time.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Agreed. 12 is the minimum that I will feel full.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll say this once...
Quit being such a pussy. The more wings the better.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 20, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
???
No.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
thats what I was thinking
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
So I was out of the GDTs last night for a while playing Civ V.
Played my first game on whatever is the second-highest difficulty level. Almost from the beginning, I was in a near-constant state of warfare with at least 2 of the 7 other major civilizations. I could not get those fuckers to leave me alone, and building land units constantly made me fall behind in other areas. They were just relentless.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
that was always my biggest beef with civ.
you go up in difficulty, and you can barely put down a barracks before someone else has a fucking hoard beating up on your watch towers.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Nebuchadnezzar is a dirty motherfucker on Civ V.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ghandi is the one that surprises the hell out of me
A warmongering Ghandi. Sure why not.
And Catherine is always trying to get in my pants.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
i played like 2 games of civ V and quit
not a fan of the changes. also, i would rather play other games that interest me now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
So you can't turn up difficulty without going into a war zone?
Seems like you should be able to adjust the aggressiveness.
You would think so.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
They've finally fixed the mass denouncing crap
but the game is overly aggressive and the AI still sucks.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
The AI sucks at warfare, sure.
I was fighting multiple civilizations that were all much more powerful than I was, but they never captured any cities, rarely actually killed my units, and didn’t really make headway at all. I was just never able to get the upper-hand.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Favorite thing to do when a civ next door is being a bitch.
Horde a bunch of Great Artists and then approach their border and wipe out their territory. Pisses them right off.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
See this makes me glad I never picked it up
I think it would be too much of a letdown compared to its predecessors.
They released an unfinished version
and they’ve been patching it pretty steadily. I think it will get better.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I feel like all of them have been like that at first.
Unpatched Civ IV compared to patched, possibly-with-expansions (if that’s your thing – I do love the Great Wall wonder)… lololololol.
one of the best games ever.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I dislike it, though.
They also get much more feedback from many more players.
I think Starcraft is probably the canonical example. No way that game ends up as well-balanced in the pre-internet age.
civ 2: gold edition
added online.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
One of the biggest time-sucks ever invented
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha...
I think it’s called Immortal, but I was just able to beat the game on that level teh other day for the first time (sure I set a turn limit and cheated like hell, but I did it.)
The trick is crippling another civilization on your continent right from the beginning. Oh, and cheating.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Cheating how?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
CHEATING HOW, SLC?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Sorry...
got caught on a call at work with another fucking idiot, damn are people pissing me off today.
It’s all about the random seed option. If it’s on you can save and load a game before battles, goody huts, et al. and you will have a different outcome each time.
My warrior just beat your spearman!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Really?
Every time in previous version I would try to reload before a battle it always ended up the same.
My thing was always trying to reload and doing whatever I could to keep a Civ from invading me for a few extra turns.
It rarely worked.
It seems like as you closed in on a given event
The closer you got the less you could do to change the outcome (if that makes sense).
Yeah, if I went way back I could usually build up/move over some defenses,
but then they’d end up not attacking anyway! Le sigh.
I played a game of Civ Revolutions once on 360 where I got a tank from a goody hut in like 600AD.
It was funny for a while but so so unfair.
I like that game on the DS. The goody huts early on can be game-changing.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
It's great as a Civ fix on the go.
I don’t game on my PC anymore, so it’s the best I can do.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
I try not to abuse it, I use it a lot for the goody huts at the start of the game, but when you get to the Immortal or Deity levls it’s impossible to even keep up, much less win unless you do it.
The AI is just given way too many advantages at that level. I justify it in my own mind that they’re cheating so why can’t I?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
"The trick is crippling another civilization on your continent right from the beginning."
This is an age old Civ strategy, but somehow it always felt cheating to me when I was twice as big as everyone else from near the get-go.
Yeah
The key to me was to expand your borders as fast as possible. Although if they other civs are hyper aggressive they can take you down before you build up enough to defend the new cities.
Seriously though
I was good at expanding early because that also gave me a leg up on getting way ahead technologically and then beating people’s asses when they still have stone age weapons.
is it 4 or 5
where if you build on other continents they will/can away from you if you grow too big
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
id rather have control
thats me though
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
It was pretty sweet.
Beyond the Sword had some interesting stuff too (better espionage, random events like in Alpha Centauri, early diplomatic victory), but I didn’t really like the Corporations stuff.
The Corporations options were lame.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
We should get a few of us here together that like Civ...
and play a game of Civ V online just for shits and giggles.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
A Saturday or Sunday afternoon would work for me.
I haven’t played V much at all though, still, and it was like 8 months ago.
I took a 3 or 4 month break...
and just started up again.
I’d be down for a Saturday or Sunday afternoon too. Never really played anyone online, usually I just go solo against the AI. Could be fun if we got a few of us.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I'd be intrigued
Perhaps it would motivate me to actually purchase Civ V
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Me too.
I only ever played one of them. I think it was III.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
III was the least good, I think.
I hadn’t played II, but I loved III at first (it was the first “real” Civ game I had played, though I had played Call to Power). Then I got IV and was like “well, I used to think III was good, but now I could never go back.”
After I finished playing Civ III,
I stopped playing PC games for a long time. I was spending way too much time playing them. I stuck to console games for years and missed out on Civ IV and V.
Then in May, Perfect Zero had to go and tell me that they made a Europa Universalis III, and I ordered it later that night. Since then I have put in about 80 hours on it. After I finish it, I think I will need to stop playing PC games again, or my wife might shoot my PC.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
They're called puppets in 5.
But happiness is such a bitch in 5 that it’s really, really hard to wipe someone out quickly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
War doesn't have any effect
It’s adding cities and population. Plus conquered cities stay in “revolt” for something like 10 turns after you capture them, so they can’t/don’t build anything and they generate extra unhappiness.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I build my second city...
as close as I can to another civiliaztion and try to cut them off from the rest of the continent.
You have to build as many cities as you can as early as possible. No matter how bad it cripples your economy/science/happiness.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
My single biggest problem with Civ V:
If I load up near the border of another civilization, they can basically say “Hey, what’s up with those units all up on my shit?” and you either have to declare war or tell them that you’re just passing through, which means when you DO declare war, you get negative diplomatic consequences with everyone.
2 things: I hate that the statement “We’re just passing through” never falls off, and WHY CAN’T I DO THAT WHEN OTHER CIVS LOAD UP ON MY BORDER?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well, loading up on the border was always a cheap move,
but yeah, the AI has long had annoyingly more diplomacy options.
not only that
but previous to IV you could load up unlimited units in one grid. Making you nigh unstoppable.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
stack of death!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
See...
and I’m glad that’s gone and I like the new grid on V too.
There’s so much more strategy now to warfare.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Here's the problem, though.
Sometimes a neighbor will get pissy and do it when I truly am just passing through the area, but I can never attack that civ ever again without that diplomatic penalty from triggering. Ever.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
One thing they obviously coded in very recently is that the AI will make bullshit research agreement proposals.
As in it will offer you a research agreement (which costs you money up front to accept) and then declare war on you the following turn. You spent the money the last turn, but the agreement is canceled when they declare war.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
NERD ALERT: Finished reading The Hobbit last night
I gotta say, fucking dwarves a little bitches. They have to get a wizard and a hobbit to do all the hard dirty work. All they do is be greedy and get in trouble with elves and spiders and dragons and then when the going gets tough, they’re all like “Come on, Bilbo, do something already!” And then Bilbo does something, Thorin banishes him because he’s a greedy fuck!
Sure, they finally come up big when the battle starts, but for the most part, I’m not impressed with the motivations and gumption of the dwarves. They don’t even win without Boern and Bard. Fucking dwarves….
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
From what I understand...
Thorin is just kind of a piece of shit.
by FuturePants on Jul 20, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, you're not meant to like dwarves.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
...this is all your fault ajayem
US Mint: Wasting Money By Making Money
In their most recent annual report to Congress, the Federal Reserve says the coins are piling up so quickly they will need to spend $650,000 to build a new vault in Dallas to hold them. Shipping the coins to the new secure facility will cost an additional $3 million.
The Fed’s report estimates that they could have more than $2 billion in excess $1 coins by the time the program is expected to end five years from now.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Ok...
Give them to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
what a fucking joke
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
You know what would be a good idea?
Giving the feds more power.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
And retrofit all vending machines so that they accept the $1 coins.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Heh
that wouldn’t be expensive.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
The government runs all the vending machines now?
I kid. But good luck fighting the vending machine lobby. Plus I much prefer bills over coins.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Coins last longer, so if you want to save money on making money...
How far do you have to go back for a $1 bill now to be worth less than a quarter in the past? Our money hasn’t kept up with inflation.
isn't Canada experimenting with a plastic polymer form of cash?
they look and feel like bills but don’t degrade nearly as quickly.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Plastic, foo.
Electronic money.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
The only reason I use cash
(not counting things like the county fair I was at last night where you had to use cash) is at the bar, so I can go in with a spending limit and stick to it.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
How hard would that be for modern vending machines?
Is it all just software now?
I wish I had a $1 coin now that I could try on the one here in my building.
and retrofit strippers' G-STRINGS w/ dollar coin pouches
Or the simpler alternative . . .
What?
I can’t say it.
Why?
It’s gross…
Is that how they do it at strip clubs in Canada?
Smallest notes are $5, I believe, so they live on coins for small transactions.
Where is our Canadian when we need him!!!
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Which one of you is selling their ring on ebay?
You know – your haunted, gay, vampire ring?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You know...
I am shopping for an engagement ring, but I don’t think she’d like the stone.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 20, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
pricescope
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
now that is either redundant
or it is a haunted happy homosexual vampire ring
by thedudeabides on Jul 20, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
So how many of y'all think you could survive
the Zombie Apocalypse?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Or what would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Break into a Wal Mart
I put my timeline of survival around a week.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 20, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Just a week?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I would die pretty quick.
I live too soft. But I would take as many of those fuckers with me as I could.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I have a 2-year-old and a wife that is seven months pregnant.
I’m pretty well fucked in a ZA.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
you'd have to kill both of them pretty quickly
to have a chance
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know why everyone freaks out about this
They’re slow. They can’t operate machinery. They can’t communicate. How would they ever take over? It would be like humans being overrun by hungry sloths. Or a diving Michael Young.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 20, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
basically it would be like zombieland
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
They can communicate though.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
not over distances
and certainly not well enough to coordinate an attack.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Coordination is irrelevant.
Think of every stupid person you’ve ever met in your life. Now imagine how those people would fare in a ZA. Now imagine those people are all zombies whose only biological driver is to eat you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So now they're stupid AND slow
Where’s the problem?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Well in World War Z
they call and ones hears it and then they call so it continues to spread over large distances.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
And reced.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
BUT WHAT IF IT'S THE RAGE VIRUS INFECTED
WHO RUN LIKE USAIN BOLT?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
then we're all fucked
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Every time you die, their numbers grow.
They never sleep, never eat, never have to stop to piss or really stop for any reason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This is why I only gave myself a week...
On a long enough timeline…
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 20, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
everytime I die?
Am I dying multiple times in this scenario?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
You = humanity.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
so now they're stupid AND slow
i don’t see the issue here.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
replay fail
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
They're also literally rotting.
If you can survive a week or so, none of them would be able to locomote.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah,
this is the bigger issue with the whole zombie thing. The whole energy in energy out problem.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Even zombies can't violate the laws of thermodynamics
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Well,
I just assumed they were in some sort of unconscious state where they lost higher brain function. That doesn’t seem that inplausible to me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
*implausible
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I would live forever.
I would be constantly moving, never hold up in a place for too long, and never with more than 3 people.
I have no problem killing my own family if they seem to be turning.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
But what if your dog became a zombie?
Like I Am Legend.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 20, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Done.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Vampire, not zombie.
Vampires are much more serious.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
vampires have a lot more sex than zombies
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Also,
there don’t seem to be any fat vampires, so they must have a faster metabolism or something. Another bonus.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
They eat blood
I imagine it’s hard to drink enough of it to get fat off it. It’s not like eating bon-bons all day.
what if you ate the blood of someone who had diabetes.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Dessert
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I've seen you in the sunlight.
Daywalker?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Identification?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
No Closure, you are the vampires.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
i would fucking dominate the zombie apocalypse
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
i'd probably fuck some zombies up,
but i wouldn’t live for a long time.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I think Texas would do fairly well actually
Between accelerated zombie decomposition due to heat and the sheer mass quantities of guns we have to be better prepared than most places.
I feel like expecting decomposition is cheating.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I feel like it's logical...
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
It's logical to expect dead people not to move at all in the first place.
I think logic has to go out the window.
WHAT IF THEY LEARN TO FLY, CLOSURE?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
they are already dead...
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Here.
Pow. We’d be fine.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
What a killjoy
but yeah I’ve read that.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Killjoy?
So you want to be eaten by zombies… hmm…
Besides, I find a robot uprising more interesting.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Had my second LSB dream last night.
Kind of.
I was in a back yard that was kind of creepy, with a tree house, and I was walking around it doing stuff. I don’t remember clearly, but I do know the Future Pants frog was following me around telling me how much Julio Borbon sucks. I agreed with him, but he kept bringing it up when it wasn’t even relevant.
I should spend less time here.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jul 20, 2011 10:31 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I don't think that's the right conclusion to draw at all.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like an episode of Twin Peaks.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 20, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
psych is doing a follow up to their twin peaks ep
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
The last show I watched on USA Network
was USA Up All Night.
When I was a young Fenix, I was convinced that if I watched closely enough, there would be a forgotten boob or two the censors didn’t catch.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
USA is a damn good network
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
prove it.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
i am a fan of a number of their shows
USA’s shows over the last few years >> most network TV’s shows the last few years
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
You thought Closure wrote all that fanfic just for himself?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Seriously, my LSB dreams are not exciting
Mostly just reading/posting on the boards. I wish they were more lively.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well...
SPORTSbyBROOKS
Legitimate, NEW breaking news on NCAA’s investigation of Auburn, Cam Newton http://bit.ly/out04C
What does it say?
I don’t like opening his site at work.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yeah, it's blocked for me
and so are those link shorteners.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
x
The NCAA investigation has now stretched into its tenth month, leaving Auburn and SEC officials chastened. In SanDestin at the SEC spring meetings, Florida SEC Commissioner Mike Slive told me that there was no doubt the NCAA’s timeframe often conflicted with the immediacy of media coverage. That dichotomy, between media coverage of allegations and tangible proof of wrongdoing, leaves programs dwelling in a perpetual cloud of impropriety. Often that cloud can impact recruiting, a point that was driven home to me by Tennessee football coach Derek Dooley in SanDestin. Indeed, it was Dooley’s questioning of the NCAA investigator in SanDestin that led to Chizik’s insistence on whether the NCAA had completed its investigation.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
oh shit. didnt know that
but the NCAA reserves the right to expand the statute of limitations if there is a connection or pattern of wrongdoing.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Makes sense to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
pretty much the only imporant part:
As part of the latest round of investigation in Montgomery, Thurnes conducted interviews with Montgomery businessmen with relationships to Auburn University. Reached for comment by outkickthecoverage.com multiple individuals who spoke with Thurnes declined comment. Those interviews dealt with the NCAA’s continuing probe of Cam Newton, but also focused on allegations levied on HBO’s Real Sports by former Auburn player Stanley McClover. McClover told HBO that he’d been paid to play football for Auburn. The NCAA investigating McClover’s claims is interesting because typically the NCAA statute of limitations on collegiate wrongdoing is four years. McClover last played at Auburn in January of 2006, but the NCAA reserves the right to expand the statute of limitations if there is a connection or pattern of wrongdoing.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
NFL?
SportsCenter
#NFL Update – Source: There will be a vote on a proposed deal that would include a new CBA today. Video: es.pn/mTUvmi
this is where i am going for lunch today
i can only hope this is actually as gooda s it sounds for a hole in the wall.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I can vouch
Mi Casita is legit and very solid. You will be back many times.
"I've got a Harden!"
by ghostofPeterGardere on Jul 20, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
you are in longview?
got any other places?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Born and raised
but in Fort Worth for 3 years now. Umm I’ms ure I can think of a few, but this is Longview we are talking about.
"I've got a Harden!"
by ghostofPeterGardere on Jul 20, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
lol yeah that is the issue
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
How long
have you been there?
"I've got a Harden!"
by ghostofPeterGardere on Jul 20, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
The Butcher Shop, Pizza King,
Cowboy Chicken, Bodacious BBQ, Papacita’s, Jucy’s are all very solid.
"I've got a Harden!"
by ghostofPeterGardere on Jul 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, try Posado's.
I can vouch for Bodacious as well.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
i am a fan
:)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
grew up in mt pleasant
work in l’view now (parents have lived here for a few years)
i like butcher shop (great place), not a huge pizza king fan, like cowboy chicken/bodacious/jucys
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
anyone been to ketchup yet in uptown?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
One of my biggest twitter pet peeves
Is people who take the tweets of others word-for-word and repost them as their own tweets without attribution.
Just one very recent example:
NewbergReport Jamey Newberg
Per @SI_JonHeyman: Rangers not willing to trade Profar, M.Perez or L.Martin for relievers, even Bell or Adams — also in on Ubaldo
Seven minutes later…
EMoenation Erick Moen
Per @SI_JonHeyman: Rangers not willing to trade Profar, M.Perez or L.Martin for relievers, even Bell or Adams — also in on Ubaldo
That’s Twitter plagiarism, but it happens all the time. Particularly with regard to sports tweets.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That doesn't seem as bad since the original source was noted?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
tweet about it
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
They both gave Heyman credit
If they both follow him, it’s not that strange.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps that's a bad example.
I can find another.
What I’m talking about is the direct lifting of the tweet by one person without attribution and then tweeting it as your own.
And it happens all the time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh yeah
It does happen a lot. But, that’s probably not the best example.
by The Best Micah on Jul 20, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I was disappointed this wasn't a post that made Heyman look bad.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm just amazed that qualifies as news
Does anyone here think JD would trade one of those three for a bullpen guy? Or that they won’t kick the tires on Ubaldo or any other available starter?
by thedudeabides on Jul 20, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Contacts are a bitch..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
i want laser/lasik.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah me to, I think it would be awesome.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Eh! I don't think Lasik Eye Surgery is a part of the program.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
as do i.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I do too, but my eye dr says no.
Prescription keeps getting worse and I’m always just a little bit better than whatever power they just figured out how to fix – don’t want to be a guinea pig.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yeah I see what your doctor is saying.
You have to wait until your prescription and eyes slow down, then you are eligible to get them.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I have a feeling this will be me
I haven’t really asked about it yet, but I’m betting that when I do they will say “sorry, we’re not quite there yet.” And then I will keep raging at the doctor who told my parents to get me glasses in kindergarten because “it should just be a temporary thing.” Asshole.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Last time I asked he said
“they just started being able to do it for your prescription, wait a few years”.
Whatever. I’m guessing I will get to have it right around the time I need bifocals, so I’ll get it and then have glasses anyway.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I want PRK
so I can go into space someday.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
what?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
If I'm remembering correctly
I believe you’re not allowed to have LASIK and go into space/be a fighter pilot because it can cause eye pressure problems? The military’s always done PRK.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
PRK=?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
x
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
thank you sir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
from this wiki article
Collagen vascular disease (e.g., corneal ulceration or melting)
that scares the shit out of me. corneal melting? shiver
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of scary
you know you’re nearsighted when your doc tells you the warning signs of detached retinas because you’re at a higher risk of it.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
that's me
Glaucoma risk, too
R-10 L-10.5
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Oh sweet jesus
I’m not quite that bad (7.25 7.75, I think). I also haven’t had my eyes checked in almost 2 years, though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm on my last prescription of contacts
this is as high as they go. If my eyes get any worse, it’s glasses or Lasix. But Lasix won’t get me back to 20/20, so I’ll still have to wear some sort of correction, no matter what.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
woahhhhhh
i thought i was abt at about 5ish
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm still irrationally afraid of frying my eyeballs.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
after hearing my boss story about laser
i am scared shitless.
then again, as long as it works …lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Better than the alternatives.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
so are certain shades of people
amirite?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
No.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought we were finished with this? :\
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking about getting contacts.
Tired of having to wear glasses all the time (especially while playing sports).
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, having to wear glasses really does suck when you play sports.
But contacts are hard to put in as I noticed about an hour ago..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
you get used to it.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Been wearing them for over 15 years now.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
9 years
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
1 hour.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks man.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Woman.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you mean..woah-man?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, but from behind you looked like...
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
What's the matter, ma'am?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait...never mind. Confusing you with someone else.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha. I thought you were doing a Monty Python and the Holy Grail bit.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Man! And I'm 37.
What?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
You could have called me Dennis.
I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were called Dennis.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
now we see the violence inherent in the system
Help! Help! i’m bein’ repressed!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Who are the Britons?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
We all are. And I am your king.
Well, I didn’t vote for ya.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Well, how did you become king then?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Look, if I went around claiming that I was emperor
just because some moistened bimp lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
When I don't go by slc ranger, I go by Dennis.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Well, when I don't go by crazy86er, I go by Matt.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
28yrs
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Practice.
I don’t even need a mirror to put mine in now. It takes me maybe ten seconds. Then again, I’ve been wearing contacts for over 20 years now.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
when did you start wearing them?
they are easy for me, then again i tend to sleep in them way way way too often
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I just got mine today.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
You'll be really frustrated trying to put them in for a week or so
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, doc said it gets easier with every time you put them in and take them out.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Eventually you'll be able to put in your contacts without a mirror
Had to learn how to do that on a campout…THAT was interesting…
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha...I wouldn't doubt that, sounds troubling!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
You've gotta worry about not dropping the contact lens in the tent
AND you gotta make sure your hands are clean.
If you fail on either one of those you’re screwed.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Eventually, you'll be able to put in your contacts in a dark movie theater.
I have no idea how it popped out, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss footage while I’m in the bathroom.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah gonna suck for a while
but will become second nature.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I wish I could sleep in mine
I have extended wear but I’m only allowed to wear them as daily wear. Doc says he wants me to wear them only 8-10 hours a day.
Good luck with that – sometimes that doesn’t even cover my entire work day.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
i have daily wear
that i make extended wear.
this is changing in the next 60 days
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Careful with that.
I slept in mine too much and now my right eye is a bit on the dry+sensitive side and I can’t wear contacts for extended periods (unless it’s something sweaty like sports) without it being uncomfortable.
Stupid sensitive nerves.
You should punch yourself in the eye and tell it to stop being such a pusseye.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
With what?
I can’t see how this is possible
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Only through your left eye, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I wish I had a tripod or something for my phone so I could take a video of myself punching myself in the eye just now,
and upload it to G+.
Evo?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
There's a front camera too
I think it also takes video…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, blame the camera for that
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Front facing?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Whispering eye.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
ugh
stupid eye.
yeah i basically will rotate these days, wear it for like 5ish days then wear glasses for most of a week, then back
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
They aren't made for beady eyes
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't do 'em...
the altitude here dries them out and my eyes can’t handle it.
Just waiting for my perscription to stablize, then I’ll do lasik.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
i very, very rarely dream
is this
a) strange
b) normal
c) somewthing else?
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You probably dream more than you realize...you just don't recall the dreams.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
hmmmmmm
probably
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Though when I do recall my dreams, they are pretty freaky.
I had a dream about my sister eating my niece. Scared the crap out of me when I woke up…
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
...
…
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
x
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
If you treat this like one of those 3D image things,
and cross your eyes so that the dark gray dots overlap in the middle, it says “three dotsee dots.”
I think it's probably b)
I think you do dream, but you can’t remember what events transpired in them.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
not enough REM sleep.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
hmmm
should fix this.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
you cant dream when you black out
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 20, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
hard to black out when you dont drink lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
i always have the strangest dreams when im in a different bed/sleeping area.
vacations, hotel rooms, crashing at a friends house, some hot chicks bed…crazy ass dreams.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
What about when you sleep with dudes?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i dont sleep with dudes, aquaman.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
No, really.
Do you dream when you sleep with dudes?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
crazy-ass dreams or crazy ass-dreams?
this is important
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
yes, probably
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jul 20, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd also.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
X
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
His size is just fine
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Well done.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Well played Mauer.?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
That size is ok.
It’s less than 300 tall.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It just looked big by comparison
to the other two that were here earlier
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I thought it was a reasonable size here.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
It's interesting, take a look.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
ElectricOkra on the iPod right now
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
w00t
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
what the fuck?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I watched the movie Limitless last night, and it was terrific!
Has anyone else seen it, and what did you think of it?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
i liked it. thought it couldve been better.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
i was a fan
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
terrible fucking movie.
and i like bradley cooper.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 20, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
do you pee or poop out the digested broth of soup?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 20, 2011 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
is this poetry?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking about making a fanpost about a song we might sing if we were all on a bus
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't Stop Believing?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh.. :{
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking of a bus song we sing in college
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Hold it, hold it, what the HELL is that shit?!
I meant a song, a real song. Something like, ‘swing low, sweeet chariooot’..don’t know that one, huh?
Well, how about the camptown lady?"
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Da Camptown Ladies?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Ahh, you know,
“The Camptown ladies sing this song, doo dah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
doo dah
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know if there's an actual name to it
but the first lines of it are “My father’s a bus driver / a bus driver / a bus driver. / A mighty fine bus driver is he.”
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
USC must suck
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Ho
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Flagged for reminding me of Journey and the San Francisco Giants.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
No.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yes. All of these bands are:
AC/DC
Journey
GnR
Def Leppard
Van Halen
Sublime
Red Hot Chili Peppers (sans maybe 2-3 songs)
Nirvana
I’m sure I’m forgetting others, but that’s just random bands off the top of my head.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Terrible may be a stretch, but yes, many there are bad.
Especially Def Leppard and Journey. The one’s I like that are up there are AC/DC, Sublime, and Red Hot Chili Peppers…and maybe a song or two from GnR and Van Halen.
Nothing and I mean NOTHING is worse than
Coldplay. That shit is depressing as hell. I can’t stand it.
"I only ride things with horns." - Closure GT
Needs more anger.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
You know how I know you're Canadian?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
How sir?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Is it because I'm such a gentleman?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
No...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Why not?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Because posting gifs that are too large
is the internet equivalent of farting in the car after you’ve picked up a girl for your first date.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Pfft...my gifs are fine.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 20, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
No, they're too large.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
No. Not sure how to find out.
Maybe you should just not eat or drink anything for a couple days. Then dye some broth w/ bright pink dye and see what happens. If you have pink shit, I was wrong.
Depends what's in it, but basically:
Yes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 20, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes I think I am shitting beer
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
It has digested food particles in it
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
interesting...didnt know that about craig james
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:29 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Gold
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
Craig James: Lord knows I have…
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh my God! You killed a hooker!
Call girl!
No Craig! When they’re dead, they’re just hookers!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Archer is so friggin' awesome
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Yyyyyuuup
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I've waited my whole life to say this phrase...
I’M COMMANDEERING THIS AIRBOAT
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 20, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
How'd you get life insurance, Lana?
Don’t they know you’re in the Danger Zone?
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
PBP Guy: "oh my lord, what a viscious hit on the wide receiver"
CJ: “that hooker….er….wide receiver never knew what was coming!”
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
"8 second delay, right?
Now let me tell you about this one dirty whore I murdered…"
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
"Folks, what Craig means is that he ran through so many defenders in his glory days at SMU. Now, Craig, perhaps keep the locker room scenes off the air."
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 20, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
ESPN PRESS RELEASE
OCTOBER 27TH 2011***
ESPN HAS SUSPENDED BRENT MUSBERGER FOR 1 WEEK FOR CRAIG JAMES’ COMMENTS DURING A RECENT GAME. ALSO, AN INVESTIGATION HAS BEEN OPENED TO SEE IF MIKE LEACH HAD ANY INVOLVEMENT. TEXAS TECH HAS NOW BEEN ASSESED A $200,000 FINE, 2 YEARS PROBATION AND 10 SCHOLARSHIPS LOST OVER 2 YEARS. CRAIG JAMES HAS BEEN PROMOTED, ALSO.
END***
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 20, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lord knows I have
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Dirty Work is good
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 20, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I liked dirty work
but I will always be a fan just for his stoned interview on Conan with courtney throne-smith. It is solid gold.
by thedudeabides on Jul 20, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't that on the 30 for 30 special?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 20, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
sometimes wiki is full of awesome and win
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Expect the new post in about 2 hours.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
X
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
DirecTV is so much cheaper than the only cable provider our apartment will allow.
I’m not sure why I’m surprised. I ran in to the exact same story years ago.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Because apartment complexes are assholes.
TWC (a.k.a. Grande, etc): Can we give you a 10% chunk of cable sales here if you give us exclusivity?
Apartment: Why not?
Oh they will.
We can’t find out if we’re facing the right way yet or not.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
If we are, it's the easiest choice I have ever made in my life.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yes.
I don’t know what direction I have a view of from my apartment.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
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