7/21 OT AM Angry Thread
by chief on Jul 21, 2011 5:11 AM CDT
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PrintI looked at some of the GDTs and the PGT. I'm really glad I stayed out of those. While we don't have NSFW images in the OT threads, I've noticed they're getting shit up a lot with the same meme pictures that are everywhere on the internet. If you're thinking about posting an image, first ask yourself "will this really contribute in any way to what's being discussed?" Otherwise, you're like those assholes who forward me every lame internet joke.
1861
Confederate forces won victory at Bull Run in the first major battle of the Civil War.
1873
The first train robbery west of the Mississippi was pulled off by Jesse James and his gang.
1925
In the "Monkey Trial," John T. Scopes was found guilty of violating Tennessee state law by teaching evolution.
1949
The U.S. Senate ratified the North Atlantic Treaty.
1970
The Aswan High Dam was opened in Egypt.
1998
Astronaut Alan Shepard died.
2002
WorldCom filed for bankruptcy, the largest bankruptcy in U.S. history.
Read more: This Day in History: July 21 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1SjV0Tg76
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Got to the office at 3:30 this morning
Which means I’ll be home in time to see at least one game in this series.
Glad to see I'm not the only one awake right now.
Speaking of which, does anyone know if melatonin actually helps people sleep?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I don't like taking medications if I don't have to (ex: Tylenol PM, etc)
and I keep hearing people mention this since it’s not really medicine.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Why's that?
When I was younger, I had a hard time swallowing pills, but I got over that pretty fast in the party days.
I just don't want to become dependent on it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I take it when I need to be up early
because my body is naturally wired to stay up late, regardless of when I woke up the day before… maybe 3 years of when I need it, and no dependence, no nothing. Overall, even with the weird ass dreams, it has been great for me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
That reminds me though
Have you heard of those brownies that they pump full of that stuff? They market it as like the anti-Red Bull
What? Really?
As if “special” brownies weren’t enough.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Waaait. I think I may have seen these before.
Never really thought about what was in them though. Interesting.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I ate a special cookie last week.
Apparently I walked around telling everyone in my house that I was going to die. Those things are no bueno.
I made some a couple of months ago
Used way too strong of stuff. It was actually unpleasent
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I have had special brownies twice in my life.
Threw up both times. Safe to say I will never have one again.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I have cooked with it a bunch
Every other time it was awesome. That time sucked. Lasted too long. When I tried to sleep it made me all restless
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sadly yes.
Anna Faris gets on my fucking nerves.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
funnyish movie
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Yeah it's safe to say that a vaporizer is still the only way I will be consuming the stuff
in the future. No more foods.
I love my volcano
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Its amazing the technology that has been created as a result of pot
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
The last time I had them...
I had something similar to sleep paralysis happen to me. It was a little bit scary.
Lazy cakes are awesome too
So is purple stuff
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
knocks my son out in about 30 mins
doesn’t do much for me
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
How much of it have you taken?
I’m really considering giving it a shot cause this whole 4 hours or less of sleep a night is really becoming a beating.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I give him 1 mg tablet.
I’ve taken 3-4mgs at one time and it didn’t help me. It could just be me cause other sleep aids don’t work very well for me either.
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
Yes
I took it a couple of days ago and passed right out. It’s awesome
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No weird dreams or anything like I hear with ambien?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Not at all
I just kind of sucked into the bed
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sweet. I may try it this weekend.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Just take one and see what happens
Don’t go all hog wild.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Aye aye, Captain.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
they sell 1 and 3mg tablets.
so taking 3 or 4 1mg tabs won’t be a problem.
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
I'm not suggesting anything can happen
Just no reason to take more than you need
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I do sometimes have some weird ass dreams with it.
but not always.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
My dad takes it and says it helps him out a lot.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I have mixed feelings about it.
It is a natural neurotransmitter/hormone that your brain (pineal gland) makes to help regulate your circadian rhythm and it is legal in the US as an OTC ‘drug’. In other countries, though, you need to have a prescription to take it.
In the doses that are available OTC, there aren’t really supposed to be any side effects, so most people are fine (assuming they don’t go overboard) and I know that there are various drink mixes and such to help sleep that actually contain it, but I’m not sure I agree with the FDA that it is safe to be sold OTC. Though, they have seen a lot more data on it than I have, obviously…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Now this is the type on insight I was looking for.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Sorry.
I generally follow a coffee then LSB rule.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
It works like a charm with me.
I take one, wait about 45 minutes, and I’m fucking groggy as shit.
I haven’t built up any tolerance, one pill still works just fine.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Yeah,
anecdotally, I’ve heard of a wide range of responses. Some people sleep like 18 hours over a 36 hour window, some aren’t effected at all.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn, that's a lot of sleep.
I take it every night I have to work.
Generally, it lets me get 7-8 hours when my body really doesn’t want to sleep yet.
One thing it does do is make me a much lighter sleeper than usual. I can usually sleep through a nuclear blast, but when I’m asleep due to melatonin it doesn’t take much to get me up.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Ugh
I’m pretty sure the AC doesn’t come on in this building until 5:30, so I’m just now starting to get comfortable.
This makes me sad.
But I guess it’s time to push forward into deeper space.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I worry about that
NASA doesn’t seem to have any idea how to get there, just a vague idea that they want to go. With the budget cuts, that passes the buck to the private sector. They may be able to push forward, but at that point it becomes about the benefit to whatever company successfully does it, not to the country or man in general.
Well when you put it that way...guh.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
the US manned program is dead.
I heard the AM that about 10,000 jobs are now gone with the space shuttle.
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
This is not true at all.
They’re still bringing in astronaut classes, and US astronauts will still be in space (aboard the ISS, for example). We just don’t have any way of getting them there ourselves, so we’ll be paying the Russians to get us up there for the time being. Those jobs will eventually shift to whatever private sector company/companies make our next space vehicle.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Meh.
Manned space exploration doesn’t make a whole lot of sense compared to unmanned. So much mass needed.
There's a lot of adaptability limitations
on unmanned exploration, though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Compare to the cost limitations of manned stuff, though.
It’s taking a billion bucks to send the Juno spacecraft to Jupiter. It’s going to take it 5 years to get there. That’s basically in the realm of the impossible to do manned.
Oh definitely
there’s a lot of things we can’t do with manned missions. I still think it’s short-sighted to just ignore manned space flight altogether.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
ill do it. i think i can clear up the ole schedule for the next 10 years.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
nope
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Triple H should be on a poster for steroids
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's slimmed down quite a bit
Pretty sure he’s off the stuff now.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Has he?
I don’t watch. Just see it in passing. I remember seeing him when I was a kid. I forget his schtick. Some righ guy thing
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 7:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
I remember he tore his MCL or something like that a few years back and then when he came back, it looked like he lost 75 pounds. He’s still a big guy, but he’s not as huge as he was back in the day.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I'm still waiting for Josey and KH/Judy's Lewinsky to sign my LSB Axis of Evil charter
Don't poke the alien.
All I know is that I'm in
The Cool Kids™
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I saw that.
And I have no idea what the hell that was supposed to mean.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
everyone is in my clique because
YOU’RE ALL ON THE LIST!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sooo there's a new list then
bout fucking time !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
APPARENTLY NOT SSF!
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no, she is not
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Whatever clique I'm in is going to get heel-turned so fucking fast.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
AJM needs to make you a moderator here.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
What makes you say that?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i actually agree
mainly because you are in a lot of threads, and as long as you dont lean hard on the banhammer it should be ok
but LSB does needmore moderation, from active posters like you and ryin A and a few others probably.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
because in reality
how often does GOET, AJM, etc come in posts like this one?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
or any non front page post
not that it is a BAD thing, they have other things going, but its just flat out time for LSB to have more moderators.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't ban anyone that I considered a regular unless I was told to do so.
At least not for more than a day.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
eh
if shit gets out of line
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
then a ban needs to happen
but i am serious, there needs to be moderation on LSB in some form, even if it is just ppl looking over things.
the fact that LSB has this many members andcomments per day but has 3? mods = strange.
as shown by AJM + the dinopenis stuff which went on for like a week before he was even aware of it existing.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I think that's because it was OT thread though.
It appears the current policy is OT threads are the Wild West.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
and?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm just saying
I think the lack of moderation in the OT thread is by design. Whether you agree or not is different (I don’t really agree).
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
i dont really think that it needs heavy moderation
not saying that, but the fact that there is no presence of mods on essentially any non front page posts is a little TOO far in the wild west imho
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree with that.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
not saying ppl need to be banned often or very much
but to not even have mods on much of the site = borderline unacceptable imho
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
because dinopenises are awesome
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
he went that long without noticing
because no one seemed to have much of an issue with it.
If people have an issue with something, tell Adam and he’ll clean it up pretty quickly as long as it doesn’t have to do with banning Josey Wales.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I feel like there's one regular you'd make an exception for.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Not even he.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Wow.
Yeah, you’re mod material.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I want everyone to note that I am in no way campaigning for modship.
I will say, though, that I think mods should be able to disconnect their personal feelings about someone from the rules of the forum they moderate or the wishes of other moderators.
JW is a total fuckwad, but AJM wants him around for whatever reason. Unless AJM says differently, I wouldn’t ban him for long periods of time against those wishes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
+1
maybe a fanpost on it?
but there flat out need to be more mods on LSB.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
No, there doesn't need to be more mods on LSB.
LSB became what it is because it was moderated just right.
That’s an overreaction to what happened last night.
The committee they have in place right now is just fine.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
how many posts does LSB have per day?
if you sit right here and say there are enough mods (3?) to handle that many posts you are either a liar or flat out stupid.
i have felt this way for a long time FWIW
i dontw want more bans btw, i just think that having no moderators present on a LOT of posts on this website = foolish
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I do think people need to flag more.
That was my takeaway from the dinopenis at work flap, and I thought it was a good suggestion.
The flags are only visible to a moderator that's actually in the thread, though.
And trust me, I flag tons of posts.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Flagged as inappropriate.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Will you flag Closure's?
I want to see if I can see them.
Don’t think I ever have seen one.
Thanks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I thought that was a chrome issue
I was thinking it used to turn green without reloading when I used firefox.
I've never seen it do that.
Rec counts don’t seem tied into the auto-refresh system. They could be, but they don’t seem like they are.
I used to.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
i quit bc nothing ever happens
no feedback loop, and i felt like 99.99% of the time they wre not even looked at.
i would bet LSB has the fewest mods of any of the top 10? site on SBN
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
gtfo.gif
:)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
GeorgeMichaelWalkingAwayWithHeadDown.gif
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
flags are not read though
that is part of why there needs to be more mods.
AJM flat out told me that if i wanted mods to see a post and delete it, i have to email/tweet a mod.
again 3 mods for this many posts? really?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
they are not read
unless they are emailed/tweeted per ajm, i guess bc you have to be IN the thread as opposed to a “flags” area on LSB proper
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
GetABrainMoran.jpeg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
The way I moderate is that I'll cut off a tired conversation before it gets to redundant levels.
That’s usually only on the front page though.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That's overmoderation of content.
If two people want to have a tired conversation, unless someone is trolling, I’m not sure why you should intervene.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by redundant levels, I mean that I know it's going to get overly-personal.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
overly-personal:
YOU CAN CONTACT YOUR OWN DICK!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"I want everyone to note that I am in no way campaigning for modship."
He wouldn’t deny it if it wasn’t true.
I'm actually being serious.
I don’t want AJM popping in here and Milton Berle’ing because he thinks I’m running a coup.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes, I think that's generally understood.
And I’m not even necessarily saying you should be promoted to mod. But if there was an opening you would be my nomination.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
there should be more openings.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
It's justified.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I am BEW and I approve of this gif
because Raylan Givens is bad to the bone
I need to get back on the horse
I’ve gotten about halfway through Season 2.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i'm halfway thru season 1 and this show is badass
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I had to go conduct an interview, so this is late.
But my reasoning is:
You are obsessive… you would see absolutely everything. I don’t think goET, AJM or Ryan has that kind of time.
You are wired to follow rule-based systems and mange them effectively. Your current position and how you interact really demonstrates that.
I think you have a high morality standard… but also know how to ebb and flow with the peeps. I would trust you to be fair but also considerate of the community and all its members.
You aren’t a pushover… you will hammer if you feel you need to.
You have legitimate responsibility in your life with a wife and kids and job. It gives you perspective.
The only concern would be Aqua-rage leading to abuse… but I have confidence you would moderate your self as well.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Your third paragraph triggered my "amImad.gif" protocol.
I’m curious what you mean by my interactions demonstrating that I am wired to follow rule-based systems.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Wouldn't that be awesome?
I’ve often wondered what the reaction would be if it came out that I was JW the entire time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I've told this story before,
but Ben told me at the tailgate that he had tried to convince AJM to come out as JW as a prank, but AJM wouldn’t do it. It would’ve been so amazing.
Or possibly that was a clever misdirect!
If in 2214, they wondered what destroyed the internet on a fateful day in 2011, that would have been it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
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"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, Lawyer
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I thought there might be more to it.
I like finding out things about myself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And the tone of this post is bordering on loving.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh, he knows about perspective.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm still working on one of the requirements of True Jackanapism.
I’ll let you decide which.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You held a dying guy in your arms, but you never realized that he was your buddy.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Not quite.
I’ve never been behind the odds in a court case.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I feel an exception should be made for you on that one.
I mean, you never will be. You’re just that good.
Only because you are the court.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
That was never specified as a condition.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm about to Aqua-rage and abuse something if I try to click out of the text box one more time and open another fucking Head and Shoulders tab.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Have a Chivas and relax.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Waaaaaaaait a second, killer.
I agree about Aquaman, but having babies or not having babies in no way gives one a better or worse ability to moderate a webpage about a baseball team. That’s just sillly.
by FuturePants on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's a form of responsibility...
It’s not the kids themselves [I don’t have kids].
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I see
I don’t think I would ever argue that I’m more responsible than a father/mother. I am most definitely not.
by FuturePants on Jul 21, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
If he was told by AJM to quit conversing with me...what makes you think he
has it in him to become a moderator?
I watch him in Ranger & Maverick GDTs and he’s fucking Chicken Little…the airplane pilot that runs down the aisle .,,“We’re going down, WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!” …. instead of somebody who posts in a rational, logical, measured and disciplined manner.
He’d be a terrible moderator.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
fuck off.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I like how in JoseyWorld, I was told to quit conversing with him.
But he was apparently told nothing of the sort.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm not openly campaigning to be a mod.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
fuck off.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
He isn't either.
At all.
It was entirely my thought… and is probably very unlikely to happen.
I think he’d be successful at it… just my opinion.
I think a poster who is not a mod may post a certain way… may vent more steam… than a poster who is mod.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Neither am I.
In fact, looking at it again, I SPECIFICALLY SAID THAT I WASN’T.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
GetABrainMoran.jpg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
GoUSA.jpg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Trip down memory lane: Takeover Bandits
Bank robbers. “Shots fired.” Car chase that went by my senior high school during our (off campus) lunch hours.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Did it spill over to an on the beach off road race that you saw from the hamburger shop?
And later, you get mixed up with the gang of robbers in an abandoned restaurant?
No.
And I’m sure you’re referencing something but for some reason I can’t think of it. And I usually get your references.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Goonies!
At the very very beginning, the Fratellis rob a bank(?), then in their police chase, end up in a race on the beach then get to the abandoned restaurant that is the entrance to the secret tunnel.
HEY YOU GUYS !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Do I have to turn in my 80's childhood card if I've never seen the Goonies?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions
How did you even have a childhood?
Next you’re going to tell me you never saw Adventures in Babysitting or some shit.
I did not.
I saw some weird 80’s kids movies, but was pretty sheltered from mainstream stuff.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
OUT. OUT NOW.
Even I have seen Adventures in Babysitting.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
(hangs head in shame)
If I listed some of the iconic 80’s/early 90’s movies I haven’t seen, I would get banned here.
On the other hand, I’ve seen some weird things that most people haven’t heard of. Except, I feel like if I listed those, there would be someone here who had seen it. LSB is that kind of place.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, probably
It’s pretty iconic, but it’s also a pretty terrible movie.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
This!
I hate when people bring it up as a classic and want to watch it now.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
me and Mike
are the only 2 people who haven’t seen this movie
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i think i just teared up
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
No wonder.
i haven’t seen that movie in over 15 years.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
That ATT/SBC building off 75 right there at the beginning
a bunch of people from that office now work in my office. It’s completely empty, IIRC.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The one between Campbell and Renner
Maybe I was mistaken. I know a lot of those people moved to my office.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I am in a building between Campbell and Renner
on the west side. The high rise on the east side was vacated, I’m pretty sure.
Right. The IT people with me before I got there used to make trips out there every week or two.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Grant Brisbee's Trade Deadline Glossary is kinda really good.
He and Jeff Sullivan are both incredibly funny writers.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Who is this?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
The battle of bull run makes me think of
Encyclopedia Brown
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:33 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Glad I'm not the only one.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is Keurig Coffee generally considered to be of poor quality?
Or does it depend on the brand of the K-cup?
Most of that stuff tastes the same to me
I usually get the Revv kind if we have it, but only because it’s more caffeinated, not because it tastes any better.
I miss caffeine.
I stopped drinking it about five years ago. Now it makes me feel funny
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I recently quit smoking
So basically the last few months have been heavy on caffeine and light on alcohol. I’d eventually like to stop caffeine as well.
Keep it up.
I quit smoking in December. In march, I was drunk and smoked a cigarette. I have now been back to smoking since
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I just ate wings and pizza at 6:45 in the morning
That’s depressing no matter how you say it
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 6:51 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
It hasn't been awesome for almost an hour
My tummy hurts
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 7:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Small price to pay for the greatest breakfast ever
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Whiskey
But it was before the wings and pizza
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 7:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Luckily
Heart burn hasn’t set in yet
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 7:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i don't know what heart burn is
does it suck?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh god yes
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Still heartburn free
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I never really ate normal breakfasts growing up.
My mom would give me leftover pizza as breakfast all the time. I never complained.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Well she pretty much stopped cooking for my sister and I when I was in fifth grade cause we were too picky.
So we ate a lot of leftovers, grilled cheese, cereal, mcdonald’s. etc for breakfast.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
We did the fast food thing too.
Not left overs so much though.
I should’ve been given my own special placemat at Braums
Fell asleep up 8 to 3
Woke up this morning and watched the horror unfold in about 60 seconds.
Since I fell asleep I didn’t have the night to sleep off the taint punch.
My taint is hurting right now.
Man
losses do weird things to people on this board.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I really don't think the loss had that much to do with last night.
This city’s just not pretty like it used to be.
Don't poke the alien.
summary for someone that doesn't want to delve into a 1K thread?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Below.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Can someone explain to me just what in the holy hell happened last night....be
It seems something bad happened in LSB land, and I wasn’t around for it.
I will admit, even I felt like the pics were getting to be a bit too much in the GDT.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 7:33 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Two regulars got into it
I’m sure they will be ok today. The PGT was fun
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 7:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
who?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I think
Closure and lisa
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
woah closure?
he is a pretty damn mild mannered guy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I tried to stay neutral for a while.
But she just kept going on and on even in the next GDT so I reposted the pic.
And then later, in a discussion with Aqua and a few others, I took a hard stance on why I didn’t think the pic had been anything out of line in the first place but felt her reaction was ridiculous, but that was after she had (apparently not completely) quit. Then she showed back up to throw out one last angry post and quit for real, I guess.
Compared to many other famous arguments on here there was very little direct replying between her and I.
by Closure GT on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
There's be a 20 way tie for each spot
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
The FpC would be ridiculous.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I briefly considered making this my first ever Fanpost.
Then I dismissed it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And I would have celebrated the boxertrampoline.gif with a Picardgreatsuccess.jpg.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
If you must know. The very abridged version.
IANF posted a rather oversized picture of Kate Upton as a rally, which worked but is besides the point. I, along with a few other people (mainly the other ladies) on here, complained about sizing. People got butthurt and started overreacting. Pretty much told us is so many words to “Deal with it.” Fighting ensued between regulars. GoET laid down the law and said no more pics in the GDT. Lisa W said byebye to LSB. Micah has mentioned that she may be taking a break from LSB.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Whoa, LDub peaced out?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
That sucks.
I get it though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sucks.
She’s way more awesome than goET 100% of the time. I’d trade them out immediately, were it up to me.
I'm confused by this
The description of events above seems to be that goet agreed with Lisa on this one.
You forgot the bit where there'll probably be a post about posting standards at LSB soon.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Oh and the ban on pics was only for last night.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Was Lisa peacing out Ed Coffin style
Or just leaving it alone for the night? I hopeits not the former. I enjoy her
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 7:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll be surprised if it is permanent.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Lisa wasn't banned.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
She left on her own accord.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I'm pretty sure it's permanent.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Why are you so sure?
Not being confrontational… just wondering if I missed something.
She’s posted here a really long time and this is a tough place to quit.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
LSB: Tougher to quit than crack
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
From twitter
ldw_tx Lisa Witherspoon
@TheBestMicah @drummermoe @SD2448 @human_man282 Right, but clearly no one gives a fuck about being considerate, or they’d be sizing already
ldw_tx Lisa Witherspoon
@erudy21 Meh. This happens every one in a while – I get upset at the pics, nothing changes, and a few months later I get upset again.
ldw_tx Lisa Witherspoon
@TheBestMicah @herbiepallotta @lonestarball I’m done with LSB. Nothing ever changes and now any moderation will be blamed on me.
ldw_tx Lisa Witherspoon
@TheBestMicah It’s a good time to take my leave – I’m at exactly 12000 comments, LOL
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Oh. I don't really follow LSB people on twitter.
That sucks.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
That sucks
If the problem is just resizing, no one should be that upset about extra moderation with that and definitely no one should blame Lisa for that. Really, it should just go from being an unwritten rule kind of thing to being official.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Yeah
I love the open community of LSB but I think we might need to get some more moderation up in here.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
no fucking shit
that has been the case since day 1.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmm...I can't see her on twitter... =/
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 21, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
She went on an unfriending/unfollowing/etc spree last night.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Hell hath no fury....
heh.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I got unfriended in that spree for some reason.
Perhaps it was just an LSB purge, which I understand, I guess, but we have seats near each other at the ballpark and she was like a Twitter friend at the game.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I think it was just an LSB purge.
I wasn’t even in the GDT last night and I was unfriended (although I hadn’t actually met her). I wouldn’t take it personally.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I'll wait a week and re-follow request on Twitter.
No biggie.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
i got unfriended as well it looks like
which is strange bc i dont really jump on her, post thepics they hate, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been in one GDT the past several weeks.
I think it was a more general LSB thing.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
i havent been in a GDT in months
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
there is a reason i dont go in them anymore
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
partially lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
You were one of the people that was antagonizing her and me.
Very out of character for you. I was surprised.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy
by BHill on Jul 21, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
lmao
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I got unfriended
but that’s just guilt by association. It’s rare that I post on GDT’s. Not enough time and wife hogs tv.
"I only ride things with horns." - Closure GT
I got unfriended
and I don’t even have Twitter
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I wasn't antagonizing anyone
just stating my position on the matter. I didn’t post a single oversized picture over 200 width. I’m sorry if you two felt that way.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Booted me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Her google plus has no male members of LSB.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
me too
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It was more than sizing. It was content and people's reactions to the requests for fewer bewb pics and sizing.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
There was a barrage of unsized revealing Kate Upton pictures.
It was glorious. But if I was a completely straight female I would probably feel a bit violated.
Plus it happened to work. The Rangers erupted for 5 runs and the
Angels started playing ClownBall.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
It was antongonistic.
After she complained it got worse… I think that was a big part of it. People with so little respect for her that they tried to just rub her face in it.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yeah that seemed like the last straw to me
(going back and reading some of it this morning)
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
yeah
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
That's a copout.
It’s disappointing to see her go, though. I like her.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's a rage quit.
I think many of us have rage quit something before. Sometimes it lasts… sometimes you come back.
We’ll see.
She was pretty universally liked from what I saw… so hopefully she’ll return after a bit.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
She already returned once just in the span of the GDTs.
Meh. She went from my “people I tolerate” list to my “people I dislike” list amazingly quickly last night. And the latter is a very short list.
by Closure GT on Jul 21, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
x
YOU’RE ON THE LIST!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
BANNED
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope. It's allowed.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
hahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
if your name isn't RF its allowed
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
No, that's a good, relevant image.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's also properly sized.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
twss
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's the comment that brings you out of
TWSS retirement??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't help myself, man
I’m a fucking addict. I need a taste every now and then to get regular
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Were you starting to feel itchy?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I gots bugs crawlin all over me, man!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
So is the bottom of the spectrum called
“People I wish would die in some fashion as seen in the movie Se7en?”
Eh, it's easier just to call it
“Josey Wales”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
No.
I generally try to avoid him when he isn’t making a new point, which…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
That is a good title for it,
but that section is strictly hypothetical and doesn’t actually have anyone in it.
I'm not the LSB poster with blood on my hands
or THE reason some females (who were good posters) left LSB.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Keep digging!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
he always thinks anyone is talking about him
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Well that would mean he ignored the part about nobody being in the bottom list.
So yeah you’re probably right.
heh kok just said it best
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
christ josey
can you learn to shut the fuck up for once in your entire life?
i can not imagine that anyone actually likes you because if you act like this in real life you have either a) gotten the shit kicked out of you many many many times or b) are a true badass. if b) is the case i doubt that you would have this many posts on LSB. in fact i feel confident of b) not being the case at all.
i find it nearly impossible to believe that there is someone in theworld who actually acts this way and is anywhere near the age you sasy you are. . i understand why you are not banned, etc — but i just find it impossible to believe you are not some hermit that is locked in his basement 23 hours out of the day or a young teenager who posts nonstop on LSB due to being homeschooled and finishing their work early.
i hope for your sake that you are not like this in real life. because if you showed up to the LSB tailgate and acted this way in real life, or showed up to any bar in the entire world, or to basically any conversation i fail to see how you would not literally get the shit kicked out of you on a daily basis.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I actually spoke up for the girls last night.
My conscience is very clear.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
nothing to do with last night
everything to do with your history as a poster on LSB.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
What did I specifically say in the past
that has you in such a lather this morning?
Giving you a hard time because you’re an over-the-top (yet very typical) Longhorn fan although you didn’t go to school there?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
i'm gonna mount some bitch tonight
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
has nothing to do with CFB posts
has everything to do with you as a poster on LSB, based on your 35k+ posts
i cant make it any more clear than that.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
So, nothing specific. Gotcha.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
i cant make this any more clear:
this is based on years of you posting on LSB.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Eh.
I can take the baseball trolling, whatever, doesn’t bother me. The seeking out certain posters for personal insults gets really old really fast, though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
The vast majority of the time, you won't see
insults from me until somebody else launches one first.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
this is a flat out lie.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
You have nothing, kok.
You were asked for a specific example and decided to shit in your pants instead.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
you two stop please.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
fuck off
no, seriously. fuck off.
if you show up to the tailgate in sept, i will cold cock you.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
There are a couple of posters
you seek out. Other than that, it doesn’t really bother me… I feel like we’ve had some interesting baseball discussions, and when I feel like you’re being stupid I mostly ignore you (just like I do with other posters, it’s not specific to you).
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Again,
He seems to mostly target people who attempt to shit on him in one way or another. He doesn’t just randomly seek people out and start insulting them. At least lately.
It's the way it's always been with me Gut.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
this is a flat out lie.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
specifically you bring nothing to the table
literally, i have never read any one of your posts and thought to myself, “Yeah, that Josey really knows what he is talking about.”
Do you know why you are the worst person on this board? Because you go to BR and look up statistics of something random that no one could possibly remember unless they had to. But what makes you even fucking worse as a person, is you PURPOSELY miss the number by a few, to make it SEEM like you were damn near spot on from memory alone.
That alone makes you a fucking dumbfuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
"spoke up for the girls"
Ah, yes. You are a paragon of feminist sensibility.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Outside of BigFan
I can’t think of another single LSB poster who trots out more homophobic and misogynistic tropes than Josey.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Do you have specific examples or are
you going to get all flustered and play the “If I see you at the tailgate party, I’m going to cold cock you / fuck off!!” card as well?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I thought, Tiny.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
i guarantee you it will happen.
test me.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
you and thad for being a jew.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Hold on, Pig Sooey. Sandy Koufax and Ian Kinsler are both
Jewish and I admire their talents greatly.
I don’t particularly like Babs Streisand or Joy Behar but that has nothing to do with them being Jewish.
To my recollection, I’ve never said anything about Thadwick being Jewish. What was it I said about Thadwick that has you so upset or are you lying again?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
And where did Tiny go with his accusations
of me trotting “out more homophobic and misogynistic tropes” than anybody else in LSB?
I think it might be because he was lying as well.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Dozens of instances of your using "gay" as a pejorative term
The misogynistic aspersions are often more oblique, but include things like “pussy liberal,” “get in the gym, pussy,” and the unforgettable “Tamponia.”
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
LOL...you're reaching, Tiny.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
"admire their talents greatly"
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
So you got nothing?
And you’re not cold cocking anybody at the tailgate, Pig.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
fucking show up and test me.
i will buy your ticket.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
So what was it I said about Thadwick?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
search is your friend.
if you dont believe me, go look it up.
this has come up multiple times in the past.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You have nothing.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
if people disagree with what i said above
where are they?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
How come you can't find a quote where
I talk negatively about Thadwick being Jewish?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
x
Lisa is on my list of “People I can actually relate to and enjoy seeing post”.
In a different way you are on the same list… I can relate to you from a humor and occupational way… Lisa from an age similarity and some shared interests.
I thought you were a little callous… I was genuinely surprised you went off the way you did [still relatively small, but big for you].
I think that even you feel you have valid reasons for doing something… if its bothering someone that you value [and perhaps since Lisa was on your “barely tolerate” list you didn’t] you have to strongly consider that in what you do. This is valid for any relationship [friend, professional, romantic] in my experience.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
by Brad on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought it was cool that some women had the balls to post
in here.
LSB won’t be as spicy without them.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
i thought it was cool when you stopped posting here
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
The bottom paragraph hits the nail on the head as to why I don't feel like I did anything wrong.
I wanted her to know that I thought she was being crazy and what I thought was irrational about her reaction. I deliberately did not make it personal because I know some of y’all like her and, even without that, it would just be silly behavior in a community. And really, that’s just not me.
I’m literally shocked I apparently did enough to make her quit LSB. To the point that I find it hilarious.
Well...
Don’t get me wrong… I’m not really angry at Closure.
Women… they are not men. They may react differently than logic dictates to you.
That must be accounted for when interacting with them.
I think if you discount that, it will be challenging to be completely successful in that regard.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I'll be sad if it is.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
She didn't really peace-out Coffin-style.
She at least had a reason to peace out.
Don't poke the alien.
I said that meaning leaving lsb for good
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:04 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, but nobody with an understandable reason to feel forced out under tough circumstances deserves the Ed Coffin comparison.
The Ed Coffin should be reserved for little bitches.
Don't poke the alien.
Just the person who came to mind that I know quit the blog
No other comparisons intended
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:11 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What is interesting to me
Is LSB has not always been a “post a bunch of sexy girl pics” place during GDTs. Last year it started as a bit of a joke and then its just turned into some sort of contest to see who can post the edgiest pic of whatever model is big lately.
Hell, sometimes we will get into “she’s hot, here’s why” discussion, but man its gotten out of control lately.
Especially with the sizing.
I’m also the type of person who is considerate of who is a regular, and personally I really like Lisa and yourself, and Tracy. And Micah. So, I cringe a bit at what can happen in a GDT, even if the random .gif is pretty damn alluring.
What is sad to see, however, is two people I genuinely like – in real life – turn things personal like that.
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.
by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 7:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 7 recs
The sizing is an issue.
At the very least people are still mostly using subject lines.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
That was the problem.
They didn’t want to resize pictures because you could simply click on te subject line. We understood that these pics will be posted; we just asked that they be resized to something that wouldn’t take up our entire screens.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Hell, i say the same thing.
Isn’t this a standard RULE on LSB, anyway?
I’ve been here for 5 years, and it has been as far back as I can remember.
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.
by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 7:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's my understanding.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
yep
When posting pics, always use a subject line and try to keep the height below 300px.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
That rule hasn't really been enforced seriously.
Which really isn’t the fault of GoET, because people should know. Except it’s just a lot easier to copy and paste a link.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
It's more of an issue that is usually self policed by the members here.
But when it’s huge pictures of boobies, for some reason people tend to let that slide.
You know, a thread was once filled up by full-sized Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comics...
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
It was the greatest thread we've ever had
We truly peaked that night.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
If by greatest thread ever
you mean an absolute beating that was like fingernails on chalk, I agree. That was awful and he wouldn’t stop
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are hilarious
I have no idea why, but they are
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I thought it was funny watching how much enjoyment he got from it
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He wasn't alone
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Because you were dropped on your head as a child
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Spanish Beltre Thread!
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
"the guy with me on the call said he's never seen someone clear the leather faster" by Bob Loblaw on Jul 16, 2011 1:02 AM CDT
I can’t jerk off to puppies by Bob Loblaw on Jul 21, 2011 12:37 PM CDT
I agree with this
And I love me some pictures of attractive women. Personally, I blame the rally Claudia meme for starting it.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I'm not sure
that anybody’s point regarding this issue was spoken (typed) very clearly last night. I suspect that people’s views on this aren’t really that far apart.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Honestly, I've never understood the "SIZING!" stuff,
and until goET clarified things last night I thought it was mainly used these days just as a meme making fun of people being anal back in times before I was here.
Yeah,
I was under the impression that if something was overly large (like the Upton pic admittedly was), we should size it down, but that there was not defined rule to be enforced LoL style.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, and recent precedent had been along the lines of:
[giant Salma pic with nice boobage]
Someone: SIZING!
More people: Just right!
I honestly think Lisa was complaining more about
the content than the sizing, but I don’t think the approach she chose would ever work here. It makes me sad that she’s gone though because I liked her quite a bit.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
i think what was irking most people that she was getting upset
is that fixing the issue is so easily done. all you have do is click on the subject line and the picture is gone. instead, we re-enacted the guns of navarone up in this bitch.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
That's where the convo got stupid.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
FIFY
That’s where the convo gotstupidfull retard.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Hah,
yeah, that’s about right. No winners there.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice reference.
Kudos for that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
thanks.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
That doesn't mean posting those pics is ok.
We have a SFW policy in the daytime threads even though the same rule applies.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
i agree, but context is the key here.
the issue during the day is content.
the issue during GDTs is mostly sizing of the content, at least that was the arguement being presented last night.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I don't think it's that big of an issue.
I also think it’s a legitimate complaint and shouldn’t be dismissed by saying “just click the subject line”. And let’s let that be the last of it? I don’t really want to rehash the whole thing again…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
i can agree with that.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I've always been in the "tolerate more than enjoy" camp on girlie images,
and so I didn’t understand why it was suddenly an issue at all. And it was a reaction that spanned multiple threads and just went on and on until I was tired of it and jumped in.
But then I was never in the Lisa fanclub like apparently a lot of y’all are.
by Closure GT on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Won't let go of the shovel...interesting strategy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
you are, hands down, the worst poster on this website.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you feel someone has to be the bad guy,
fine, I can take it, for apparently being the last straw.
But just to be perfectly clear: I don’t believe I did anything wrong, and I don’t regret anything.
I thought the general rule of thumb was to size something to 200 or 300 pixels tall
I dunno, I don’t post pictures that often but I would usually size it anyway just in case.
I normally limit things to 300 pixels.
Unless it’s a map or something that needs to be bigger.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's more of a courtesy
that you’ll get yelled at if you egregiously break. At least, that’s what I thought it was.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep, that's what I do.
Actually I usually go 150 unless it needs to be bigger to see clearly.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Just seems to me a lot of the creativity that used to exist
As far as pics that were posted, has flown out the window in favor of Google searches for “chesticles”.
Part of that probably has to do with DShep being MIA.
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.
by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 7:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Someone needs to find that guy and pronto.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
It was kind of creepy the last time lsb did that
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 7:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hahaha.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
What you call creepy, I call impressive
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
At the very least
slap a Rally insert model name here line of text on the picture. Then it goes from a picture of a hot chick to a legitimate rally photo.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Well it's easy to post boobies
and gain approval here…
It takes time to make something funny, or find something funny and fitting. Even my badly-cut Endy Chavez .gif took about five minutes to make on Paint.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Do I need to post a rally Kate Upton pic to proof you wrong?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
LSB needs more variety in that area
And a touch more class.
We did have a nice Diane Kruger shot posted last night that was a step in the right direction IMO.
Don't poke the alien.
I liked rally Yak
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
And its cousin the rally bantha.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Rally bantha > rally boobs.
There, I said it.
Hell, at least rally mantis had something to do with baseball.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I have not.
I’ve been insanely busy, this week going to an advanced well control school with 9 straight hours of math, math, math and then homework all night.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 8:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What kind of math?
9 straight hours of math sounds like it wouldn’t be too much fun. And I like math.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Not incredibly complicated, just 45 or so different formulas...
All have to do with volumes and pressure in an oil well.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 8:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Stupid sexy Flanders is going to be so pissed about not being on the list
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 7:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm pretty sure at this rate
LSB will be female-free by the end of the month.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
SSF
IS NOT ON THE LIST!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yes
I believe so
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Woah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Gasp!
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Well why the fuck not?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
because she's a dumb seaward
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
*****BREAKING NEWS*****
not everyone is on the list
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I think Bob needs to fix his sig now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I'll add a few lines to it for clarification
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Posting pictures in general is a relatively new thing
At least, in the quantity I see now. It seems like the GDTs are full of un-necessary images, trolls, and the so-called regulars completing railroading anyone expressing an opinion contrary to theirs. They’re just not that fun anymore.
If by relatively new thing, you mean
like the last 10 years or something.
Pics have been a huge part of GDTs for as long as I can remember.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Mainly referring to the off topic pictures
Before the SBN redesign, I don’t remember anyone posting pictures (maybe they hadn’t introduced that functionality?) But in the last few years, it was mainly pictures that in some way related to the game. Then came “Rally” pictures, which are only sort of related to the game. As more people joined, people just started writing “Rally ____” on anything and posting it. What it’s become now is completely unrecognizable to anything baseball related though.
They have been
It’s the OT pics in the game threads that are just overwhelming.
It’s just something that happens when you have a community of this size.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 8:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well lets be honest
Our other pics were never that on topic.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I think the ratio has certainly changed.
Before, they were mostly related to the game in some fashion.
Rally Taco. Celebratory gifs or pics
The many gifs that came from the games.
It wasn’t always a thread filled with tits. That started with Rally Claudia and then exploded.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 8:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Everything on the internet will always end up as a thread filled with tits
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Some of them treat it like a new toy
They can’t control themselves
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 7:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Exactly.
There has always been a lot of pics, but they were 90% baseball or Rangers related and generally hilarious.
And GDTs are tough now. The other night was my first since April or so, and it caught me off guard a) the amount of new people were there b) how many damn pictures there were and c) how it wasn’t any fun.
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 7:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It isnt worth my time to open them
They take forever to load. I have 3-4 gigs of memory at work and the post game thread still took 5 mins to load. I’m not fighting through 1000 image posts.
I've generally agreed with your posts in this subthread
But this reeks of “back in my day”ism.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jul 21, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, that's pretty much the way the GDT's have been since we started winning in 2009.
The scale of it all is the only thing that has really increased. Perhaps people (myself included) have gotten a little more bold about crossing the line of late, but the line has always been kinda nonexistent or at best extremely formal anyway.
With all the traffic and posting lately because of the Angels series, things have just come to a head the past couple nights. Bottom line is LSB has finally grown to the point where it’s gonna have to deal with some of it’s shit.
Don't poke the alien.
ThIng is, this place always seemed pretty good at policing itself
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Maybe.
But not so much where the image thing was concerned, I don’t think. That’s really been kind of out of hand for quite awhile now, it’s just that nobody really pushed the issue on it like this before.
I think it first got ridiculous during the playoffs last year, and that seemed to carry over when people realized they where getting away with it and started testing the boundaries.
Baseball opinion-related matters it’s probably still true, but on other matters this place has been shoot-from-the-hip for a long, long time and the only real policing was if you ticked off the majority.
Don't poke the alien.
Lisa had been pushing it for awhile
Sadly, most of the people ignored it
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dab your eyes
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
That goes for me, too.
I have told Josey to go fuck himself a couple of times after that was supposedly a bannable offense. I haven’t been banned.
It goes for everyone who regularly posts here.
Last night’s events pretty much changed my stance from “keep moderating LSB to a minimum and allow self-policing” to “there needs to be some standards”.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Yeah I can dig.
I was just disagreeing with the statement that we are good at self policing. The only thing we are good at is making newbies and trolls feel like assholes….which may not be a bad thing.
Yep
We’re good at self-policing anyone who hasn’t made it past the rookie hazing.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
you cannot "self police" on the internet
“self policing” implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? That’s why this policy doesn’t work
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
ban you, ban you, ban you, ban you, YOURE COOL, ban you, ban you....
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Social norms are more powerful than you give them credit for.
That said, I agree that you need an authority to step in when necessary.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Golden.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
suck my dick
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Awwwwww...look, it's the town drunk.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
aww, look, it's the village idiot
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Village idiots are smarter than he is.
And are not cowards. I don’t think that’s a good metaphor for Josey.
dammit, FP!
don’t hate
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Nah,
I think village idiots are endearing some of the time.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe its just me
but TDT seems to be at the top of his game today.
who is Tracy?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I greened it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I feel like we have an LSB frat now.
The stereotypically bad type of frat.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
The frat that thinks beer pong is the greatest game ever
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
and we know it's really Ocarina of Time ...
by BHill on Jul 21, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Super Smash Bros Melee
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Oh yes...this is close to the top.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Fucking fish level
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
if you dont like beer pong,
what the fuck?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait...
Beer pong is the greatest game ever!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Don't forget the part where one of them used a rape metaphor to describe LSB's "deal with it" reaction to her complaints.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Jul 21, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I filed that under overreacting.
Both her comment and how everyone took it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
i feel like everything last night was a rather large overreaction.
some very small issues at hand that were turned into life and death situations it seemed.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd put an "Internet - Serious Business" pic here
but I don’t want to get in trouble
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
You can post pics in here.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
i know
but I want to overreact too since it seems everyone’s doing it.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
"Everyone" didn't take it that way.
Stop painting with so large a brush.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This is what was at the heart of the issue.
I can’t ever take anything to heart over the internet.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 9:02 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What was the comment?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
lay back and think of lsb
adapapted from the “lay back and think of london” quote
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions
think of england
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions
wait, lisa AND micah are gone?
what
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
For the time being, yes. Self-imposed. Not banned.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
i know....i missed some drama last night
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yep
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Everyone should probably take a self-imposed break every once in a while
It’s good personal policy.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Saying "people got butthurt" is not an accurate or fair depiction
Unless you put that on both sides.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jul 21, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fair enough.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
It definitely could have just died in the next GDT
but a few people, and Lisa and Micah are definitely included in this, along with a few male posters, DIDN’T WANT TO LET IT DIE. They wanted to bring that fight to the new thread, and they fucking got it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
And it was probably a time when some of the guys in here should have
realized they weren’t talking to other guys and tapped the brakes instead of making a stand.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Happy Birthday Robin Williams and Jon Lovitz.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 21, 2011 7:40 AM CDT reply actions
And Lance Guest.
The Last Starfighter. You’d be speaking Kodan right now if it weren’t for him.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Love me some Jon Lovitz
Every time he gets a minor part in a movie, he steals the show
Wedding Singer
my favorite Lovitz cameo.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
that was a good one
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
But I like the boat...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
all I know is
that today is another “Martin Perez is REALLY young and in AAA day.”
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
this makes me smile
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
So I finally did it
I picked up Endy Chavez on my fantasy baseball team.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
And thus begins his regression to his career slash line.
Thanks.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
This made me laugh more than it probably should have.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
This is what I'm legitimately worried about
Is that strange?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Rationality goes out the window when it comes to sports.
Do I really think that finishing and refilling my beer at the right time helped the Mavs win? No. Did that stop me from being obsessive about it? Nope.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Hope your fantasy league doesnt deduct points
for missed cut off throws
YOU! I put this loss and the error on you. SON OF A BITCH.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, so I probably should take a break from SBN for a while.
While searching for LL’s reaction to the Bavasi firing (just because I can), I ended up spending several minutes viewing various drunken posts from LL moderators during certain times in the website’s history.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
and...
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I'm going to need a synopsis.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
If I hear junior say Preemeer League one more time during this segment....
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Dale jr?
I don’t think he watches soccer
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My favorite band name at SXSW last year was
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. I don’t know why it makes giggle.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i dont get it?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
So I have jury duty tomorrow for Tarrant Co.
I should be okay in slacks and a golf polo, right? Any advice besides bring a book?
by drizzle on Jul 21, 2011 8:20 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Slacks and a polo is fine
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Park at LaGrave and take the shuttle.
Works great and no hassle with downtown.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
This
But the bus ride is fucking scary
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was packing....
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I had it for Dallas County two months ago
And some dude showed it up overalls wearing a doo rag.. I think you’re overdressing with slacks and a polo.
It's pretty disrespectful to everyone involved to show up looking like shit.
That said, it’s not against the rules or anything.
Some people probably do it hoping they won't get picked
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In my experience...
The people that dress really shitty are the serious blue collar, very low income/unemployed, super uneducated people. I don’t think it’s a ploy at all – I think it’s the clothes they have.
Well then why is it disrespectful
if that’s all they have?
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
It would be disrespectful for drizzle to show up looking like garbage, is what I meant. That was unclear, yeah.
you people should see how defendants IN OKLAHOMA show up for court
tweety bird gas station t-shirt festival
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
People still wear those?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
when they appear for their bogus check collar they do. it's hilarious
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I should probably go mow my lawn
It’s going to be hot later
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:20 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Do it now...before it is oppressive outside.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
this
Its already bad out there
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I've decided not too
Why start making good decisions now?
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:47 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
How bad is the lawn?
And do you bag or mulch?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
If I let it go that long, I have to bag the grass or it just chokes the mower.
There is nothing worse than having to bag a St. Augustine lawn that has gone a couple of weeks too long.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Not horrible
mulch
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Thinking about just letting it grow
and charge admission
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Or stop watering it.
I do that with my backyard around August. Just hit the foundation with the soaker hose and that’s about it.
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*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
But then how will I make all the money
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Desert Oasis???
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
buy a camel.
You’ll recoup your money in no time, and worse case scenario you’ll have reliable transportation.
I would look pretty sexy on a camel...
But I have decided my yard will be chromaster’s safari adventure.
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by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
BF3 is looking so sexy
The lighting looks awesome and especially liked the guy getting killed by falling debris from a building at the end
I'm sure MW3 will sell just fine.
Especially considering the Call of Duty franchise has like the top 3(?) selling games of all time?
Because that is a multiplayer level and if you look up "operation metro" on google you come back with link after link that calls it a multiplayer trailer.
And DICE scripts out their multiplayer trailers to make them appear cinematic.
I don't know how you can be so certain
Is it the lack of identification over the head? Because even in BC2 that isn’t there for your enemies the vast majority of the time, especially in hardcore mode.
I'm not taking it personally
You just refused to answer the question I asked initially. I wanted to know what you saw that made you assume NPC.
Eventually you kind of answered it yeah.
Most of the time was you saying you could tell for sure, apparently based on the fact that the enemy players that were killed didn’t have an indication over their heads.
So why were you still demanding answers after I had answered?
You are seriously way too worked up about Battlefield: Bad Company 3.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You said it was multiplayer. It’s clearly not all multiplayer. Me pointing that out is trolling?
You have a very poor understanding of what trolling is.
Y'all keep saying NPC.
I keep reading it at NCP —> nincompoop.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
But I'm not positive. There is just no indicator that it is a human player
(most of them have a red arrow for enemy above their head, green nametag above their head for teammates)
The red arrow is only there after you or a teammate "spots" them.
Otherwise you won’t have a clue.
Look at 0:15 in the video. The guys have red arrows over their heads and there are red indicators on the mini-map in the bottom left. Fast forward to the subway area and there are no red dots and no indicators on the map. The indicators on the map and those over the enemy’s head only show up after somebody on your team points them out.
That was the biggest one I saw for sure.
Definitely an NPC. There were others – whenever they didn’t have some kind of indicator over them it was an NPC.
Question about the Hubble Telescope
So it can take razor sharp images of stars and even galaxies millions of light years away, but just yesterday they discovered a fourth moon of Pluto? And the photo looks blurry as shit? (Photo was from the Hubble.) WTF.
It's less than 20 mi. in diameter
I find it amazing that we saw the thing at all.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Plus, the moon is in Utah
which is like, all the way over by the Ukraine and shit.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jul 21, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That in no way addresses my question.
Pluto can be the size of Pluto and still look larger than a galaxy 500 million miles away. Why are distant things so clear, and Pluto photos so shitty?
Oh, I'm sorry
Let me address your “questions”:
So it can take razor sharp images of stars and even galaxies millions of light years away, but just yesterday they discovered a fourth moon of Pluto?Yes, they did.
And the photo looks blurry as shit?Yes, it does.
That’s the way space go.
WTF.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jul 21, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you're going to complain about that.
Then I’m going to point out that Pluto is no longer called Pluto.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I'm not complaining - I'm legitimately asking!
Why are pictures of Pluto so blurry yet pictures of distant galaxies are so clear?
I'd have to look into what cameras, telescopes, etc they're using to answer that.
And that’s more work than I’m willing to do right now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
did anyone see that dude who claimed to find something
on our own moon that looked like a space ship or something?
why the fuck can’t NASA show us a picture of that?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Probably because the dude was making it up.
Haven’t seen it, though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
they took it with a camera from a 2001 motorola razr phone
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
How much does a John Williams theme song cost?
I’m pretty sure it’s time to get one. I don’t want to have to settle for Randy Newman
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 8:49 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Left foot...right foot...
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey BigTill...shoot me an email. its in the wedgefest post.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Ugh!
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
OH SHIT
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions
So I saw Horrible Bosses yesterday
funny stuff. Anyone else here seen it?
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
bag of meh
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Loved it.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Watched it drunk at Alamo Drafthouse with a packed crowd...
Best time I’ve had at a movie in a while.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 8:58 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i wanna go there
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Yeah
I thought it was great. Charlie being lawyer Charlie was my favorite scene.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Enjoyed it
not quite as good as some people hyped it up to be, but very solid comedy.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
fucking funny as fucking shit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
watch the language please
heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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REUTERSFLASH ReutersBreakingNews
Fake #Apple Store in China even fools staff in.reuters.com/article/2011/0…
oh...and river fenix got banned last night.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
I don't understand why that happened.
I think that was the point I started z-ing through most of the subthreads.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
He posted a pic after the pic-ban was in effect.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
if thats the case then whatcha gonna do
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i dont think its a long one. pretty sure it was just a day ban or something.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
"i dont thing its a long one"
heh
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i would be lying if i said i wasnt expecting you to comment about that.
come to wedgefest.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I gotta work
someone around here has to shake the crimestick™
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 21, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
thats stupid.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
TWSS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
x
SFW – The Origin of The Crimestick™ reference
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
For what?
If you can get away with dinopics, what do you have to do to cross the line?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
It was only a matter of time, right?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Could be our new Denton overlord
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Negative, Ghostrider.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Buzzkill
What fun is it having a Denton overlord if nothing changes
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
There was just a temporary freeze on pics in the GDT. It was opened back up in PGT.
Don’t recall if it was goET or Ryin. People generally complied. Not sure if there were any other bannings other than RF.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Were people banned?
I don’t think anyone got the ban hammer.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 9:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
River seems to be the only one.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
nvm. cant read.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 21, 2011 9:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Good moanin LSB..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
Tread lightly today Canadian.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I saw the thing at the top of the thread.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, you saw the thing about the Monkey Trial, too?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Naw, missed that..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
which race are we gonna hate on today?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh hey, I missed you too..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
i didn't miss you at all
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
i have missed you though
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Cool story bro..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Testing. Testing.
Is there any leftover angst from last night?
Am I in LSB purgatory?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Welcome back.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
We cool?
You snapped one off at me last night.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
For now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Ohhhhhhh
Walking on eggshells, am I?
Shiner Beers are overrated in Texas!
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Boo this man...
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
This is an inferior opinion.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Incorrect.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
flagged so hard.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Miller FTW
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
WUT
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
You heard me
Miller Lite For The Motha Lovin Win
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
NO.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
YES.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
NEIN.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
SI
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
INGEN.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
So you agree that Miller Lite is awesome?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
HET.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I take your lack of a simple "No" as your way of saying yes
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
NO
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
oh, well in that case
I’m going to bring nothing but Miller Lite to wedge fest.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
not a chance in hell
i can stomach reg bud and coors….but fuck those lite beers.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I am only familiar with the Smoak variety.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Looks like the Little Fella is loading up to shoot a big bear today.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Today is not a good day to be antagonizing people.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I was borderline angelic last night
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I wasn't here.
Just sayin, I wouldn’t be surprised if the banhammer is wielded a little more heavily the next couple of days.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Given that Lisa is probably in the 15 people AJM actually likes on this site...
I’m curious how it will turn out.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I feel like I'm not on that list :(
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I am
PROBABLY NOT ON THE LIST!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You can't be
You’re a Mavs fan.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
You handsy little…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Me too.
Internet drama is always interesting to watch if you’re not involved… as long as it doesn’t tear apart the community.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
came pretty damn close last night.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Wedgefest needs to be a harmonious time for all of us to get together, and hug it out.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
yeah
let’s warn him, colonialbob
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Heh
Perhaps I didn’t think that one all the way through.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
disagree
and i dont give a fuck about walking on eggshells.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently I overlooked the "no more pics" warning that was issued before the last GDT.
But I found an amazing picture that complemented my love for Yoshi comment very nicely I thought. And then next thing I know I kan’t post no mo.
It was just a warning I believe. At some point in the post game thread there was a message saying “no more pictures in the GDT, please” and I had to click ‘OK’.
I really want to share this new Yoshi pick again though bc I loved it so much.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Share away, as long as it doesn't involve boobs.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
That's not a ban at all then.
It’s just a way for him to communicate directly with you.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
More of a time-out in the corner
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Not even that.
It’s just a forced message. If you clear it immediately there’s no timeout at all.
Just forces you to read it before continuing.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yeah, that box you have to click on is just a warning, is what I understand.
I think all you have to do is click ok or agree or whatever, then you can post again…
But I’ve never gotten one, so I’m not certain.
huzzah
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
1. Yes. 2. No, you are back in the same old hell.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
There's still a bad taste in my mouth from that game.
It’s hard to imagine being so pissed off after a 12 game winning streak, but the fact that it happened that way and that it was against the gd Angels still makes me wanna punch a bum in his cock.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
yeah i raged around my house for a few minutes.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I slammed my hands on my desk on one of the close plays where we didn't get the call.
My wife wanted to know why I was so angry about one call…I couldn’t fully explain it to her.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
i find it difficult at times to explain baseball angst, especially to women.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm getting her to understand football angst. She's a pretty big TCU fan now.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
football angst is easy to explain.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
That's semen
Tell him to eat more fruit
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:32 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
sorry went to bed early....its my fault
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
What did everyone think of 'The Hangover II' ?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
Haven't seen it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Did you see the first one?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Speaking of which I watched it again last night for it was actually playing on TV. Helped put me in a better mood after last night’s game.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Well I guess that’s good then, IMO that movie can’t get not funny, no matter how many times I watch it, I still laugh everytime.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
i dont plan on seeing it.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
This.
Maybe if it comes out on video and somebody else has it.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Instead of dino penis
you get tranny penis…
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 21, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
go on....
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Funnier than the first
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I thought it was funnier, but kinda the same..
Like basically around the same storyline, still hilarious though, I liked it.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
You know that going in though, its going to be the same story so just sit back and enjoy. They went even more ridiculous with this one which is why I liked it more.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Yeah, I guess so..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
it's awful
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Everyone has an opinion..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
mine is correct
anyone who thinks the second one is funnier than the first is fucking wrong.
the first one is funny as a muh fucka, the second one is meh, at best.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Whatever you say Tag..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you think the first one is more than a one-time see?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I saw the first one three times in theaters
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 21, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Lol oh, I saw it once in the theaters, and probably 5-7 times out of the theaters..never stops being funny..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
It was pretty funny when I saw it the first time
…when it was called “Hangover Part 1.”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
SICK BURN
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
high five
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
So i think im going to print out every single comment on lsb, in chronological order,
walk over to FOX, and tell them i have their next best awful tv show.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
We need to make a list for casting purposes.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have a couch we could use for the casting calls
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
since we have a lot of kate upton picture posts, she will also have to play a part in the movie.
but she has to have sex with me first.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
You can't
I’m going to marry her
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
i feel like there's a ton of dudes you're gonna have to fight first
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
too bad. this is my idea, im the executive producer, I DO WHAT I WANT / WHO I WANT
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
well in that case....LETS FIGHT !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I just got off the phone with the US Attorney
They said they’d look the other way on flying the Upton Flag over Old Glory.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I have a pizza box we could use for the Big Sausage Pizza scene.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
a piece of the script:
(Dinosaur Jones walks out of the bathroom, but has forgotten to zip up his pants. His dinosaur penis is hanging out) “DON’T GO THERE!” (cue laughtrack)
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
How is he going to zip his pants and hold his sandwich at the same time?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
maybe that's why they weren't zipped
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Why did JJ Barea play so well in The Finals?
Miss World 2006 is now 7 weeks pregnant.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
that puts it pretty close to june 12th.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck is your point?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 21, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
JJB has sex with his hot woman.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I only want to meet LSBers
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
New question -
What possesses people to put pictures like this as their Facebook profile picture?
(I have no idea who this chick is – based on her facebook, I don’t want to know her.)
she clearly wants her family to know that she looks good in a bikini
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I think it's some kind of super insecurity where they want people to constantly tell them they are hot or something.
I really don’t know – this is a psychological issue, I’d guess, and I have zero experience in that field.
I have a hunch after your 90 days of p90x routine is up
we’ll see a few shirtless Futre Pants “candid” shots by the pool or at the bar.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Your question confuses me.
She looks fantastic in a bikini. Why wouldn’t she have this picture??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Trying to do model stuff?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I feel like I'm waiting for AJM to give a state of lsb address
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 9:50 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
ive been expecting him to pop in here and give us all a stern talking to.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
He should just frontpage a link to a youtube video of him addressing us via webcam.
That would be fucking sweet.
by GutenDirk on Jul 21, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha that would be funny
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
"Friends, Rangers fans, countrymen, lend me your ears."
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
"these are dark times my friends. dark times indeed."
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
x
“And should we win the day, the 21st of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when LSB declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!”"
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
God damn do I love that speech
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Awesome...this made me smile.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
today is our independancefromoversizedboobpictures day!!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
There we go.
Couldn’t think of a good thing to replace Independence Day.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I would follow that man into Hell itself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I recorded the movie on my talk boy so I could listen to it in the car
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:06 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Now lets go get Randy Quaid to save the world
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
You know the original version of the movie...
Had Randy Quaid denied from being able to fly a jet, so he took his biplane up into the laser which destroyed the ship? The test audiences found that retarded, so they put him in a fighter jet instead.
by FuturePants on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Problem. Solved.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I did not do that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Of course not
Fish don’t fly.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I meant "I didn't not know that."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So you did know it?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Son of a bitch...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Why you talkin about his momma?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
heh...I thought you meant you were in the test audience and didn't find the bi-plane ending retarded.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
nooooooo.
I had to memorize and recite that to my Pre-AP English teach back in 10th grade.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I was supposed to. Never did.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Was she hot?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
/Benji
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Benji would ask what her favorite Shakespeare sonnet was.
And which Bette Midler movie was her fave.
(Mine = her cameo in Get Shorty)
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Did she go to Wellesley or Sarah Lawrence?
/benji
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Needs more facebook profile requests
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
She was elderly.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
the question remains.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
No.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Fuck, I was going to continue this
but I don’t know whose name I should put in this line:
“I come to bury ________, not to praise him.”
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 21, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeezy and Hov
Better than that first song released on Facebook: Otis
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Hmm.
Pretty good.
You know what’s not? The new RHCP song.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
In all fairness, they aren't that good anyway.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well, now this is just all kinds of wrong.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You misspelled albums.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Louie
It’s a show on the television that you should all be watching.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
What's the high in temperature around Texas today?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
Only 100.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
But the forecast on my MBP says 101.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Holy...I never thought I'd say this...but ours is higher..
the high for today in Ontario where I live is 118..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you're taking into account the heat index.
Like right now the temp in Plano is 90.4 degrees but feels like 100.
It’s only 10:09am.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Probably..all I heard was a high of 118..
I’ll look further into it though..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
says its only 91 but feels 113, but thats because you guys dont know what real heat feels like.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait nevermind..high for today is 97..
Feels like 118 though..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Silly Canadians.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
97....that's cute.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I know, right.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
then penguins and polar bears will be sweating their asses off
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Put them in a commercial with Sarah McLachlan.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You forgot the Moose too..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
the moose was forgotten on purpose
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The people from northern exposure will be upset
Alaska is kind of like Canada
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
they are upset because the moose was not on the list
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Loblaw
Is the moose on the list?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Moose
IN ON THE LIST!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Dang.
The moose is on the list but not SSF. DANG.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
ssf
can eat a sack full of dicks
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I think she'd probably fake it.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
the "housewives are lazy dumb bitches" debate torqued me off a shade
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I can see how that would set a lot of people off
Not only from the content of the debate but about how sure she was that she was right
it strikes a nerve with me
as Ms. Loblaw is a stay-at-home mom. We have 2 kids. We want to raise them ourselves, so I work 60 hours a week at a variety of different jobs to make ends meet. My wife is an excellent mother and takes her job very very seriously. She plans out activites, play dates, museum trips, etc constantly to fill the kids’ time with activites more meaningful than sitting in front of the tv watching their Elmo Overlord commanding them to “crush, kill and destroy.” I bust my fucking ass so she can do these things. In fact, we’ve discussed the idea that if our oldest were a daycare kid, we would’ve probably never realized that he was autistic.
My wife is far from lazy. That implication pissed me off just a little bit. Ergo, ssf can eat a sack full of dicks.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
wait someone said that?
wtf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
SSF really shit the bed that day.
Haven’t seen her back much since.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
There was a pretty overt implication in one of the threads recently that she was a sockpuppet of a regular poster.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
ah?
really
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree with everything in this post.
My wife brings tremendous value to our family as a stay-at-home mom not only in that she is able to be there every single day to educate my daughter, to take her places she wouldn’t otherwise get to go (if she were in some kind of day care program or school), and to raise her in the way we want her to be raised, but also in that I don’t have to pay exorbitant costs for day care at a place where they may not care about her development like we do.
Our family would not work the way we want it to without my wife making the sacrifices she has to make to be a stay-at-home mom. And she sacrifices plenty to do it, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
wait
she was blasting stay at home moms as lazy?
this actually happened?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Yes... it did. I feel like this has been established.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
it started off as a blast on women who wanted to marry rich guys so they could be housewives
and morphed into a “women who don’t work are lazy bitches.” IIRC
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Pretty much.
She was also railing on the chauvinist society and things like that.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
And claiming that all women fake it all the time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yep
Except substitute mother for wife. And me for my daughter.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck
This made me laugh
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
feels like 118.
i actually know what true 118 feels like. not this “maybe might possible feel like 4,876” you quacks up there are tossing around
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Boo.
Trust me, it was 93 feels like 115 in Indiana last week. It felt pretty damn hot (and I’m from Texas).
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
A hundred and threeve.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Too hot to mow my lawn
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Whens it to hot to mow the lawn, eh?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I do occasionally go on Youtube...
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I got an email about a Twin Peaks "All-Star Bikini Contest"
this Sunday….
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
oh snap
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Look at that facebook link below I just posted and tell me which girl was our waitress.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
im at work right now.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Tell them you're scouting team lunch locations.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Did she have tattoos?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
i cant remember, but if she did, i think it was of the tramp stamp variety
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
just looked it up on the iphone
our waitress had bigger boobs than those girls. they werent huge…they were perfect.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll let you peruse for yourself.
http://www.facebook.com/twinpeaksaddison
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Not Texas...
but it might get up to 60 degrees today! Currently 54.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
But it's also winter where you are.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Re: Tablet & Apple convo from yesterday
Android has gone from 2.9% share to 30% in the last year which has caused Apple and their iPad share to drop from 94% to 61.3%.
You just can't beat Android
Apple will always be around, but you can’t beat giving customers a wide range of products to choose from at different prices.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
+the new processors that are going to rape apple's hardware
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Seems about right.
I expect to see another dropoff with the 2012 generations.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
that really has nothing to do with android
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
that has so much more to do with the market than androids products.
and is that a metric of electronics using specific operating systems or actual physical products?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Well for one thing, I really don't know your point. I was referring to discussions from yesterday.
The talk yesterday that I recall were:
1) Have the android tablets caught up to the iPad? This would suggest they have done some closing in.
2) Is Apple’s operational style conducive to maintaining success at their current level. This would suggest there is the possibility they may regress a bit.
Well, to be fair
nobody’s going to hold on to a 94% market share. This next year will be really telling as far as tablets goes, I think.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
i see basically no chance it stays at current levels
due to a) price
b) android vs iOS
c) technology (updating once a year vs many many times a year w/ android tablets)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
of course its not going to stay at current levels. its impossible.
but its not because of those opinions.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
i am saying at the 60 whatever percent levels
i think apple’s market share will drop like a rock over the next 24 months
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know about like a rock,
but I do think under 50%. Doesn’t the iPhone have about a third of the market share in cell phones?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
i think a 20-30% share is acceptable
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
thats stupid.
it will continue to drop, but it will bottom out somewhere in the 30-40% range.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
i expect it to be 20-30%
and dropping from 94?% to 20-30% in 3 years = HUGE drop, no matter what.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
hmmm. well lets see.
considering apple WAS THE ONLY TABLET IN THE MARKET, of course it was going to drop. saying it had anything do with something other than market saturation is just dumb.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
except that price, old tech and a (better) OS are all reasons why it has dropped
have a ton of crap tablets in the market wouldnt change jack.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
youre ignoring some pretty basic economics in this opinion.
stop using your opinion.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
MutumboWaggingFinger.gif
dont you bring adademics into this conversation! :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
i counter with
dealwithit.gif
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
this is a vital question
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
All of them.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
one giant dealwithit.gif
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
You've activated my trap gif!
slothdealwithit.gif
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
olemissakbar.jpg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Itsacaught(cot?).jpg
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
that is my point.
joe shmoes tablet company would bring down apples market share, simply because the market has expanded exponentially.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
this tells you everything you need to know about why apples market share has decreased
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
blocked here
what is it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
a graph where the bars are actual dinosaur penises
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
at one point
Ford had 100% of the US horseless carriage market share with their Model T.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Fad.
It’ll never last.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Challenged.
I need to see the evidence.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Damn, yo.
Quick aside: Anyone know of an android app/widget to lock your phone? The power button on my EVO crapped out on me, and I can use the volume buttons to unlock, but I can’t re-lock the phone without waiting for the time-out.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Fellow photoshop aficionados will appreciate this
Click to enlarge.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hilarious.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
GB-- the Aquawife went to her doctor this morning and we're now running a full three weeks ahead.
She’ll be full term in less than a month according to his timeline.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Woah,
you going to be ready? You onto the weekly visit part?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Weekly visits the week after next.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Sounds like...fun?
She finalize the name yet?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
But we’re keeping it a secret for some reason my wife has yet to tell me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Preggos gotta pregger
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sofa king truth.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I enjoyed this comment.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Read this for me real quick...
http://www.baseballamerica.com/online/prospects/prospect-bulletin/2011/2612118.html
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Not too much in the way of new info,
some interviews with the AA and AAA managers.
Jones and Frisco manager Steve Buechele agree that Martin has plenty of ability with the bat, but they also concur that his defense needs work. Specifically, Martin needs to improve when coming in for fly balls.
He has a little more power than they expected and they feel like he needs to work on his bunting.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
y'all having twins?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Not that I know of.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Aquatwins is fun to type though.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
We wanted twins.
My wife still does. She wants to have twins after this one is born.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You might be now
He can do stuff like that
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
blob world record
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n8BX6v9k9CU
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM CDT reply actions
time for a new OT thread
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 11:01 AM CDT reply actions
Just heard somebody acting amazed there was a 0% chance of precip today.
I laughed.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I think I need to stop tweeting so much when I've been drinking.
These are my most recent followers.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
That's so damn annoying
I’ve had to block quite a few followers for this reason (not the drinking)
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Or maybe our firm needs to follow you?
We enable the people by getting liquor licenses and starting bars!
by FuturePants on Jul 21, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Dude. Fucking SImone Lounge in Denton needs to get their fucking liquor license.
I’m tired of paying 4 bucks for “soda.”
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
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"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I meant it as a stand-alone comment
but after I hit post, I realized it looks like the most aggregious replyfail evar
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
man
I knew that didn’t look quite right…
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
forgetthelawandcometowedgefest.png
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
THIS.jpg
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Have you still not slept?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
by Zeus' beard
I will be at TailGate. You should also be there, as you are
ON THE LIST™
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Already paid.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
jam
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Good to hear. Motha fucking 325 gonna be on lockdown with two PO-lice sittin up there
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Lawlessness will abound in 333.
You’ll never catch me coppers!
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jul 21, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
333. That's what we call a lead....
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't think you can post tiffs here.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
idontthinksoeither.exe
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Definitely not exes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
At least not sober.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Looks like you're wrong.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 21, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Mind
Blown.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Pants
Blown.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
my 13 yr old pants were most def blown
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
God, that hair.
Did we really like that type of shit back then? (Yes.)
by FuturePants on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Most boards I've come across usually restrict imgs to jpg, jpeg, gif and png.
I assume it’s a bandwidth thing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
file size too. tiffs are typically pretty dense files.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 21, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 21, 2011 11:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 21, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
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