Holland Trade Rumors

by JBENNY on Jul 26, 2011 10:20 AM CDT

So I hear from a source that the team is looking to trade Holland for anything and everything out there. Apparently there is an issue with his affliction t shirts and overall douche lordness. The specific rules that he does not and refuses to follow are linked here. Personally, I prefer Matt Harrison and don't trust anyone that puts beans in chili which is what they do in Ohio. Here's the link: Rules

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this is fun

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 26, 2011 10:31 AM CDT reply actions

You're fun

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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 26, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions

Fact: Beans go in chili.

The sin in Ohio is putting cinnamon on it and putting it on spaghetti.

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by TheJeezus on Jul 26, 2011 10:33 AM CDT reply actions

Really?

That’s effing gross. Surely you jest.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jul 26, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions

it does sound gross

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by Mike E on Jul 26, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions

x

Abomination.

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by TheJeezus on Jul 26, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions

UnFact: They don't

But if they do it’s better than that weird mole bean mixture they put in there.

by JBENNY on Jul 26, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions

I like beans.

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by Texas Jihad on Jul 26, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions

I like beans.....just not in chili

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by boomer1 on Jul 26, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions

I like beans in chili, and what ever else I god damn decide to put them in.

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by Texas Jihad on Jul 26, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions

That's fine

Just know that when you put beans in your chili, it is no longer chili.

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by Brian Thomas on Jul 26, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions

Chicken Fucker

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by Texas Jihad on Jul 26, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions

Boom Goes the Dynomite

by JBENNY on Jul 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions

Skyline chili is SO very overrated

by thedudeabides on Jul 26, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions

JBENNY >>> AJM

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by Maximilian on Jul 26, 2011 10:33 AM CDT reply actions

definitely better than goet

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by BHill on Jul 26, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions

Wrong I don't see a score posted.

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by lamron on Jul 26, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions

Indians...

by ab03 on Jul 26, 2011 10:35 AM CDT reply actions

Hella sweet post, bro.

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by jam0152 on Jul 26, 2011 10:36 AM CDT reply actions

True

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by Texas Jihad on Jul 26, 2011 10:36 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs