July 5th Morning OT thread
by laxtonto on Jul 5, 2011 7:31 AM CDT
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We have had some fun stuff to play with the last few OT threads, but today is a momentous day... Today is:
the Rogers Clemens perjury trial starts today..
This one is going to get ugly folks. From his denials, to his steadfast resolve, to his annoying lawyer, Clemens has been outspoken on his innocence. In the other corner is the syringes in a can, the word of a clubhouse attendant and a bunch of angry congressmen.
Let the fun begin folks...
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I just find it funny becasue Clemens was such a colossal dick
to the media and everyone else in particular involving all of this that in many ways people hate him worse than Bonds..
I still would not be shocked to see the one Bonds guilty verdict get dismissed at this point.
People don’t really care about Barry. He went away and for the most part stayed out of the limelight. Clemens just kept going on and on.. He lost the war of media perception and I will personally smile a big smile when he gets convicted.
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
What the hell happened in last night's PGT?
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
I....don't....really.....know.....
It did seem to get a little bit……contentious….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 5, 2011 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I dont want to open up a 1600 post thread
Can I get a summary?
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I didn't bother remembering most of the thread.
But the major discussion was something to do with benjihana hating on Ben’s supposed attitude towards being unemployed, and then things got weird after that.
Also, Cheryl Cole gifs.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Cherly Cole gifs you say
well now I must investigate
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Ben is a lazy bastard.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
this whole place has been pretty contentious the past few days.
even in yesterday’s AM thread, people were ganging up on AJM for banning BG
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
woahhhhhhh
what? BG got banned?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
BG and i are far from friends or even getting along
but on the list of people that should get smacked with the banhammer, he is not exactly at the top of the list…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
not in AJMs mind apparently.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
He pushed the right buttons
not sad to see his ass go
by matteo25 on Jul 5, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok
For all practical purposes, he left. AJM just kicked him out the door when he started elongating his exit
so he is gone forever? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't expect him back soon.
But forever is a long time.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
For what?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
this subthread includes lots of new info i didnt know
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
yeah ive been gone since thur from LSB basically
and i dont go to AM threads
or post game threads
in fact the bulk of my posting on LSB over the last 6+ months is from a) OT threads b) futbol threads and c) college football threads
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
A lot has happened in the last few days
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
catch me up?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Well, you're caught up right now
Just missing out on some of the finer details.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
true...only time I'm really on LSB is when I'm trying not to work
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
by shock00 on Jul 5, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
so why are you on LSB?
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
It's become the same way for me.
Morning threads have been unbearable, I don’t go to the GDTs…. I read AJM’s articles and post here and about football.
well at this point there is literally so little that is worth reading in them after the nuke hits
that it isnt worth my time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah pretty much where i am
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
been posting on LSB since before it was at SBN
posted at ESPN, lurked at adam’s old site, came over after the fact
i like GDTs when i have time to post in them
the AM threads are a fucking beating 19 times out of 20.
i read AJMs posts and links
i love the community here, SPECIFICALLY in those threads
and if that bothers you, then just stick to the baseball threads/troll script me.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
i posted @ espn
lurked @ adams blogspot place
migrated to LSB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Just clarifying
that the blog has only existed at txranger.blogspot (or somesuch) and SBN. So if you were just lurking at the old blog, you weren’t posting before it was at SBN
you are 100% right
posted @ espn, lurked @ adams, posted @ SBN
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
yeah, i tend to do the same
OT threads, read the morning articles, soccer thread…tend to avoid gdt and morning comments.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
morning comments aren't awful
I mean, there are parts that are awful but that is where knowledgeable people talk about the Rangers. Might be the best part of the site.
Everyone on this site is fairly knowledgeable about this team.
The morning threads get to be a total shitfest too easily, way too often.
sort of
but there are people who know more about the team or baseball in general. And nobody is talking about baseball in this thread.
point being
a good part of this site is when knowledgeable people talk about the rangers or baseball in general and you will miss most of that if you avoid the morning threads or the PGT
I agree with this
Although PGT aren’t always knowledgeable baseball talk. Sometimes they’re just rage.
fixed it for you
Sometimesmost of they’re just rage.
at least when we lose
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I read through them for the most part.
Sometimes I chime in, but that is becoming more rare.
The good part of this site is AJM’s articles and commentary.
Actually
the morning threads are better when FP doesn’t participate or makes a public announcement that he’s taking his ball and is going home.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I disagree.
Plenty of people on this site aren’t knowledgeable about this team.
You just probably don’t count them because they aren’t regulars. Or regular enough.
But steel home is an example.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
You're probably right.
I’m talking about the regulars and semi regulars.
Any number of weirdos pop up from time to time to tell us that Kinsler is terrible or Young should play CF or something.
But look at Beltre's Errors!
Young is clearly superior at 3B.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'd trade Hamilton for Latos, straight up
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
God dammit Bob.
This made me laugh.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
for me the beating is by the time i look at it, theres like 1000 posts
and i end up spending too much time trying to sift through the shitty arguments to see the substance
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Morning threads don't get that big anymore
It’s the OT threads that go 1000+ every day.
PGT has a good chance for it… but that’s because PGT is basically the night time OT thread.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
maybe i'll start browsing the morning ones again
for a while the post count was getting huge on them.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
really, morning threads are where the only reliable good baseball talk occurs
GDT are too fast and choppy. PGT are mixed, half OT, have baseball. Periodic posts during the day may or may not take off.
If you want basebal, the morning thread is where it is.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
what powers does Ryin now possess?
besides the beard-related ones, of course
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
well then
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
The power to make threads better
or worse?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
dude, better.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I will miss Brett Gardner...
I never had one bad incident with him in 4 years. I actually liked him. Good luck Brett!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Only because he was too scared of you to say anything bad
Your avatar can be very intimidating.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
what? With Brett? No we never had a bad word EVER...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
We were hardly "ganging up" on him.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
So.....I had In and Out Burger for the first time yesterday.....my review?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 5, 2011 7:54 AM CDT reply actions
yeah i stopped by there on fri PM
there was a line of about 20people outside waiting to get in!
!!!
this is a burger people, and lets be honest it isnt like in n out is WAYWAYWAYWAY better (or maybe not even better at all) than other places like five guys, local places, etc
mind = blown
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yeah....I think we got really lucky...
Found a parking spot really close…we were about 3rd or 4th in line (actually never waited outside of the building)….found a table right away. Somehow, I think that the enjoyment of the burger was directly proportional to the length of time spent waiting for said burger…we had tried to go there before but the lines were about 40-50 people deep. There’s no way I’m waiting for a burger for that long.
You are correct…this is just a burger but as fast food burgers go, it was pretty darned good. We went to the one in Frisco….by the time we left, the place was packed. There’s a Wendy’s about 3 blocks down the road….no one, and I mean no one, was eating there….this was at about 5:45.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 5, 2011 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah the one i went to was right off central and i think it opened this week
so should have gone to another one prob
:(
glad you enjoyed it, i havent eaten in n out in forever…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i've been wanting to go for awhile but I'm not waiting in line that long
its been about 10 yrs or so since I’ve had it
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
I went to the one on Caruth on Sunday at Midnight
It was 4 lanes clogged in the drive thru. After finding a way out of line, I got a spot in the back, and my buddy and I got inside and eating within 10 minutes.
Just don’t drive thru. Inside was much quicker.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i refuse to go until theres no line wrappeda round the building
it’s a damn burger, i’m not waiting for a burger
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
It's a damn good burger huh?
SEE us dipshits in California and Arizona who wait in these long lines all these years aren’t crazy after all.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
id rather eat five guys
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
heh indeed
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Do all 5 Guys wrap their burgers in foil?
If so they can all get fucked. All five of em.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
it's to keep the spaceship beams from courrupting the meat with their mind-reading powers
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
why does this anger yoU? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
how long do you leave it in the foil?
i eat that burger ASAP
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
In their defense, it made a five mile car ride...
But that’s the beauty of the paper wrapper, the buns can take the 5 mile car ride.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
see if you had gone to In n Out you wouldn't of had that problem..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
And if I went to Whataburger...
I would have gotten all my food, drove it back to work, ate it, took a 15 minute nap and a 30 minute dump by the time I got to place my order at In n Out
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I got my food in no time at all the other night.
Just depends when you go.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You know I exaggerate holmes...
I thought I was doing good going at 10:30 on a Saturday night. It took 30 minutes. So can you send me their “Fast Service Schedule”. Seriously though what are the off peak times? Cause I liked the place, just the wait made me want to wrap my lips around my tail pipe in the parking lot.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I mean, it's hard to gauge right now, with everyone having 2 locations to pick.
When the others go up, I imagine it’ll thin out a bit at each restaurant.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm sure it doesn't help...
That those two locations are in the freaking suburbs.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Yeah that too.
I know the one at 635/Coit will be up soon.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
soggy buns!! forget it!! :)
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
on a side note
I think, besides the fries, the huge difference with 5 Guys is the bun. It’s so good!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I love the plethora of options you have to put on your burger.
Since Whataburger has yet to come to Indiana, there’s really nothing like it here.
Isn't there a Five Guys in Allen really close to INO?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
There's a Five Guys in Plano on Spring Creek just west of 75.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I had it on Saturday for the first time.
Meh. It was good, but it’s not even the best fast food burger I’ve had. Definitely not all it’s hyped up to be. DQ and Whataburger are still better I think, though the price of In-N-Out scores it some points.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
so question
can people actually JOIN google plus or is it still closed?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Still invite only afaik
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
no no i know that
but for a while people who were sent invites still couldnt join – basically got an over capacity msg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Oh, that
I read they were letting in blocks of users. So, say, 200,000 accounts Sun-Tues. So once that block is at capacity they lock it down.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
what's up, you fucks?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Drove a boat for the first time ever this weekend.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
shit yeah
i love to hear that
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
It was a lot of fun. I'm hoping to go out on the lake a lot more nowadays.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
hahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
people say money doesnt buy happiness...
do you live in america? because it buys you a waverunner.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
its ok to laugh, we all miss your cousin
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
....I yelled at his mother at the funeral.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I was out on the lake on Sunday
It’s amazing the amount of lake trash that comes out on big weekends
It actually looked good when I was there on Ray Hubbard yesterday.
Only saw 2 beer cans in about 3 hours.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I was referring to the class of people
that are usually on the lakes on big weekends
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 5, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah my bad.
I stopped drinking coffee, so I might be slow the next few days.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
did you wear flippy flopps and a nautical hat?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
No, but my old roommate made sure to make plenty I'm on a boat references to the point where I almost drowned him.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Back in reality after five days off
Clinging to the fantasies and daydreams my musication inspired …
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
well then
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You read the VIP post, right?
Well … then you shouldn’t be surprised
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
haha i did
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
oh, VIP posts, huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah ... I have a blog that's available to approved readers only
I would add you if you’re really curious. I think you’re safe.
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
o u fancy, huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
Kinda. Or just paranoid about some of my thoughts getting out there.
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
how was summerfest for ya?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
glad to hear it.
i haven’t heard from my friend since i dropped him off at the airport last week.
i assume he’s dead
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
It's possible
There were some crazy people at Summerfest. Some in good ways (that was me on Thursday), but probably some in bad ways too.
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
On the same note as the seatbelt talk a while back..
A bareheaded motorcyclist participating in a ride to protest mandatory helmet laws was killed when he was thrown over the handlebars in Onondaga, New York.
[…]
State police say evidence at the scene plus information from the attending medical expert indicated Contos would have survived had he been wearing a helmet as required by state law.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/04/new.york.motorcyclist.death/index.html?iref=NS1
Smartness.
I won't celebrate death
but this reeks of some darwinism.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
dude was just plain dumb along w/ the other stupid asses in that protest
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
Eh
At the same time the point of the protest is that if they choose to put their own lives in danger, why does the government get to tell them they can’t do that? Government is stupid. So is that dude, but for very different reasons.
we'll just agree to disagree on this issue
government does overstep boundaries in a lot of places. I just don’t agree that this is one of them.
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
I think it is one of them
At the same time, I don’t think you should ride a motorcycle without a helmet ever.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I cringe for the people with helmets and then t-shirts + shorts/jeans.
The helmet will save their lives, so that they’ll get to enjoy the wonderful full-body burns/scarring. [shudder]
thats pretty awesome, actually haha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree
Most motorcyclists will say — “The only difference between helmet and no helmet is open casket or closed casket.” Ugh.
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I've heard some say that it bothers them too much
that it cuts off their peripheral vision which makes it more dangerous for them. That’s about as close to a valid reason as I can think of and even then, it doesn’t seem worth it.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Yeah
I guess that’s a valid reason, but … I agree it doesn’t seem worth it.
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I do.
I think the government has no business telling a motorcycle rider they HAVE to wear a helmet if they don’t want to. This is not something that, if the rider puts on a helmet, they keep the rest of the public at large safer. This is a classic example of something that affects the rider and the rider only (I’m sure there is some extreme, crazy example to the contrary), so why does the government get to say they know better than the individual? Because they do not.
Insurance companies should settle it privately
and require you as part of your insurance to wear a helmet.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
A helmet doesn't improve other driver's/pedestrian's safety,
though some kind of eye protection/facemask would.
when a person dies
or suffers life long injury, it effects more then just the rider
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
Yes, it affects all their friends and families and all that fun stuff
I’m glad the government could be so thoughtful.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I don't know about that
I bet lots of family members got in front of Congress to talk about how their loved ones died because they weren’t wearing helmets and didn’t know they would help
MAPWDMWH
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Some lady crying about her dead husband...
Did not get this enacted and you are being naive if you think so. Your supposition that it was driven by insurance companies is probably the whole truth.
It's an easy way to look good and get some good will
definitely something you would mention in a re-election campaign, especially with the right constituency
Not saying there wasn't some crying lady.
But if there was, she was put on by the insurance company lobbying for this legislation.
well
there are a few guys out there where this is the way they survive in Congress, and not on the backs of insurance companies. But yeah, I guess if you were trying to figure out what was actually the reason, it is insurance companies.
But I still don’t discount public outcry. There actually seems to be more public outcry against helmet laws at times (apparently the 80’s) but you get enough people upset about something and you don’t always have to follow the money to get the right explanation. A well formed coalition could have pushed it through without much help from insurance companies
It just seems like a rather cheap way to go as far as auto insurance companies go.
I would imagine they’d get hit harder by the guys wearing helmets but not the rest of the gear.
Maybe
but I don’t think a law requiring people to wear full gear would go over as well as a law requiring people to wear helmets.
All
I’d guess auto insurance by way of payment for people who end up in the hospital for head trauma.
In the case of an individual who thinks riding without gear is a good idea,
I have to disagree with the “the government doesn’t know better than the individual.”
Whether it’s a legitimate public interest to keep people from getting themselves killed on public roadways is another question.
I am not saying riding without protection is smart.
I’m just saying it is not the government’s place to make me. There is no interest being served outside of my own protection. That should be my decision alone.
in soviet russia,
helmets wear YOU!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
this was good
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Helmet laws
like seatbelt laws, are just risk mitigation for underwriters trying to meet standards set by regulators.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
at least you could theoretically argue that seatbelt laws have a little tiny bit to do with public safety
as they keep humans from rocketing out of windshields at 60mph
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
But that's not what seatbelt laws are for
It’s the insurance company using law enforcement to enforce certain risk standards. It allows them to (ostensibly) keep their rates lower and insure risks that would otherwise be uninsurable.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
oh, I know
but at least you could say that at least seat belt laws serve a little bit of public interest
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I got to thinking along these lines a few weeks ago
when they announced the government mandated putting all those graphic images on cigarette packages. Are they going to start putting pictures of obese people and heart attack victims on Big Macs now?
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
Also
anything that affects an individual’s life/health affects the rest of us, with government health care and all…
If you belong to a group plan, sure.
But I subscribe to BCBS alone, so other people’s smoking or obesity doesn’t raise my monthly rates.
Like robots jousting on dinosaurs?
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
i could see some quality avenues for character development here.
love interests, failed dinosaur joustin careers…
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
that sounds awesome
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
i really dont want to be at work today. blech
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
fact
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
i wonder if i kill myself,
does everyone else get the day off?
this could be my hero move for today
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
your roommate gets straight As
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
hence why my college roommate
“killed hisself”
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
the mass effect 1 and 2 soundtracks = awesome background for work
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I love those games
But now I’m totally bummed out. Your post made me think “3 is coming out soon!” so I went to check on the release date. It’s not until next March :(
Is that for sure?
I thought BioWare was just saying “1st Quarter 2012?” And we assume the last Tuesday in March if they are saying that…
this is my understanding as well
one of my buddies read it got bumped due to revamping/beefing up multiplayer?
F that. put out 3. focus on 3
then put out something else in the mass effect-verse (maybe between 1 and 2, or pre-1) that has some co-op play, plus online multiplayer and go from there.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
for ME3 or in general?
well its kind of a given they are going to milk the shit out of this i assume
i just dont want them shitting up ME3 with this extra shit basically
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
For Mass Effect 3.
I’m with you on your idea – next Mass Effect game, put in co op or multiplayer or whatever the fuck you want. Skip that crap for ME3 and get the game done. Doesn’t add anything.
I can’t imagine multiplayer being that awesome in Mass Effect anyways. before you see someone, they lift you up into the air and shoot you til you are dead. Wheeee?
lol i would love to have a co-op game
i just dont see how you do multiplayer very well w/ current “skills” that are in place.
maybe you put it way back in time w/ no adepts, etc and only allow soldiers (halo clone?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
just finished game of thrones. pretty good.
kinda makes me rage a bit, but i like it.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I did too in front of Transformers 3.
It looks even worse. Except for this exchange:
“What are you looking for?”
-“I’m looking for anything that will help me put a fighting robot together.”
Yes, I am always looking for that.
If I remember it, I’m going to use that line next time someone asks me what I’m looking for.
If a girl answered that way
Would you get it?
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
That would have been hilarious!
She didn’t ask me that exact question – I can’t remember exactly what it was, but I kind of shoehorned that response in.
I don't see any way that it won't be a terrible movie
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
my father laughs every time that commercial comes on
he is incredulous that hollywood somehow made it into a movie
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Looks like I missed some excitement around here the last few days.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
How's that?
Was I banned and I’m not conversing from the netherworld?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
*now
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You don't know?
Well, I’ll start you on your travels. Good news! There is a dinopenis domain name you can sign up for. The rec’d fanpost is at the top right corner.
I'm well aware of the no dino cock policy.
Hence my original comment “Looks like I missed some excitement around here the last few days.”
Glad to see you’re already picking up the slack for your buddy bg though.
Does this mean you’ll be twice as unbearable in his absence?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh look I'm so glad brettgardner got banned
since he was obviously the only source of pissiness between people on the board.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
once we have you banned,
our master plot will be completed
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Why am I singled out? It's not like I was the only one who thought it was funny.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You're not singled out
you’re the only person I remember who posted them. Geez, defensive much? Who cares? You can’t post your pics. I was having fun. Laugh some at yourself.
i posted the best one
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
i love you
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
You're not on his list!
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
YOU'RE ON THE LIST
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
look at you. spreading some much needed love in these troubled, troubled times for LSB.
you are truly a saint during these dark ages.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
i'd love to repay your nice words with an awesome picture of a dinosaur's penis, but I'm not allowed to do that anymore
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
message received, bob.
message received.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
you and bg are the unhappiest people in the world
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
This is irony...
Not to take sides at all… but given some of the posts from you last week, seeing this statement made me O_O
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
x
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck any institution that says I am not allowed to ride a dinosaur!
I’ll ride that shit every day if I want. WITHOUT a helmet! Fuck you, government!
If you started a helmetless dinosaur ranch
I’d get a season pass.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
RyinA sux
dude’s the pits
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Jul 5, 2011 9:11 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Well, I love you.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
quiet everyone
he’s here
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
is this the guy who's the new mod?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
yeah
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
does he always show up to work hung over?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
the pressure of the job is getting to him
he has to drink the day away…
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Good morning moderator Ryin A. May I shine your shoes for you or wash your car perhaps?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
No thanks, I just need to be held right now.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
dummy that's what happens after the shoe shine and more.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
hint: he doesn't really mean "shoe"
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't ya?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that's kimpossible.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
She gets completely butt nekkid in the direct to DVD sequel to 'Mirrors'
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
lol, I saw movie just for her
I think I know where her Kim Possible money went to
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
In one of the shops at Summerfest
I saw a Brewers shirt that says, “My wiener always wins.” I thought of LSB.
CS,B
i'd wear that shirt
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I need a vacation.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Maybe Labor Day
but I don’t think the hubs has put in his PTO request.
Tentative plan is: Corpus Christi Hooks, Houston Astros, San Antonio Missions, Round Rock Express
But that’s still with some friends – haven’t gone anywhere with just Thomas since Yellowstone.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Sounds like a nice trip
But, yeah, hopefully you can get away alone soon.
I’ve been on a vacation bonanza since I started my new job. Minnesota to see the Rangers and Milwaukee for Summerfest. Still ahead — Sacramento/Oakland to see the Rangers and Vegas for a bachelor/bachelorette party.
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
My kind of vacation
My best one was a weekend where a friend of mine and myself went to Wrigley, Comiskey and Milwaukee. Sadly, that was before Milwaukee opened their new stadium. County Stadium was kind of a dump, but a good time nonetheless
County Stadium was more than "kind of a dump."
That was a piece of shit.
Miller Park is greatness.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
County Stadium was where they filmed "Major League" though.
So it has that going for it.
I remember being amazed by a pic of the ball Fielder hit out in ’90 completely out of the stadium.
But… yeah… it was a dump.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
THIS!
i haven’t had once since i took 3 days off in November.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
my girlfriend, obviously
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
that dude's girlfriend?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
None of you even talked to her.
You all sat there and hnnngh’ed like every other dude at the game.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
is that you, Herbert?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
i was making a joke that she was you
but if i have to explain, it’s probably not a very good joke.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I can't see the picture...
But is it IANF’s sister?
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
oh man
if that’s true, then TDT’s rantings make sense
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
It may be a lot of people...
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
haha no
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
If it was his sister, I would notify AJM that Herbie is trying to bait me into bating at work.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i will soon enough
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Bake 'em away, toys..
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 5, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I thought that one was gonna get lost
thank you for recognizing quality Wiggum quotes. I use the “bake em away toys” pretty often at work.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
X
This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a… car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
come to the wedge party
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
that sounds like a most notorious invitation
I’m gonna try super hard to get to the tailgate.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
She looks familiar
But I can’t place her
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Girls in Rangers clothing are my weakness
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
girls out of rangers clothes are my weakness
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 5, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My musician weakness is that hipster girl who plays keyboards in every adequate indie band. Example, Sarah from Phantogram:
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Me too
Tiffany (I think) from Givers does it for me.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Can the chick from Paramore be in on this?
Her music sucks but she kinda does something for me.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
She sings only, I thought.
And she sexted her boobies on twitter a year ago, so meh.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So the qualifier is she has to play an instrument other than skin flute and rusty trombone?
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
woah how did i not hear she did this?
anyway. juliett simms > h williams
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
She pulled the "I got hacked" card.
Plus, it was an awful picture of her.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Such a stupid excuse
no one hacked you. You’re just dumb
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
She was undoubtedly sexting some guy named Tom or something, and accidentally messaged it to Twitter instead.
It happens. Own your boobies and say deal with it, and move on.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Really, with boobs that small starting out
they probably wouldn’t look very good with enhancements either.
She had some cute looking photos, but I've heard nothing but terrible things from people around her
so her cuteness went away real quick.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I got hacked
the internet equiv to “The dog ate my homework”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Yeah, she gives me crazy pants
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
likewise.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice
This boy is mine. Just him. So much love … or maybe just lust right now. I haven’t decided.
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
There are so many singer/songwriters named Tim, nowadays.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Amanda Palmer do it for you?
She strangely does it for me, while on stage.
Off stage no yucky.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Hmm, I can see why she would, but not for me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ok enough guessing..
I just figured some of you guys would recognize her. Her name is Jaimie Alexander. She’s most recently been in Thor according to her IMDB
oh yeah!
She was hot in that movie.
She live in Texas part time or something? I assume she lives in Hollywood most of the time.
Her imdb says she was on an episode of Its Always Sunny
the underage drinking episode in one of the first seasons.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
not sure
one of my friends in Pittsburgh randomly retweeted one of her pictures and I noticed that it was in our stadium during the fireworks. She was here for her brother’s birthday
she needs to be at the wedge party,
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
i'd like to party at her wedge...
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 5, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
too bad you are going to the tailgate
and not the amazingly awesome and incredible wedge party.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
both people who saw Thor aren't LSB members
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Thor was a good movie
You should see it.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Chris Hemsworth owns in that role as Thor
and Anthony Hopkins is a bad ass as usual.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
i also enjoyed looking at natalie portman
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
which is why i said look at.
dont remember her talking much.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
It's not bad.
But I wouldn’t call it particularly good.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Eh.
I’m not a huge Thor fan. Read a few runs of his series… maybe 50 total comics.
He’s better in an Avengers setting than as a stand alone hero.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
I never was into the comics much either
but I think it was a well done story.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
thor was a pretty average movie.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Thor sucked a huge dick
like, worst movie of 2011 for me so far
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
oh geez.
i haven’t and will not see GL. at least not until blu-ray
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow
So you just hate 2 of my favorite movies of the year.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Ha, really?
I thought Hemsworth and Reynolds made unwatchable movies much better than they would have been otherwise.
did you see bill simmons article trashing reynolds and will smith?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
No...
I don’t read Bill Simmons though. Unfollowed him on Twitter too because I find him to be very irritating.
one of his articles on grantland
trashes will smith and ryan reynolds for fooling us into thinking they are A-list actors.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
x
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6716942/the-movie-star
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
he is trying to use his sports writing to springboard into
something more overarching. ive never been a fan of simmons, but aside from a few bad articles here and there, grantland has been pretty decent.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I was a little disappointed in the Klosterman Led Zep '79 column.
It was okay but that could have been much better than it was.
LZ was probably the biggest band of the 70s (as far as influential with the junior high / high school kids) and that’s saying a lot because I’m a fan of The Glimmer Twins.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
sabermetrics...
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
RAGE!!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Yet you spend all day in the OT thread.
I like a good mix.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
But more to the point: I'm not going to read an article about Will Smith and Ryan Reynolds' acting chops.
I would read a sports article.
you must enjoy being repeatedly kicked in your cinematic balls then
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm a sucker for a good comic book movie I guess
and both of them were very good comic book movies that managed to stay mostly loyal to the original story lines and where they wouldn’t, it was only to make the movie work better.
My main complaint with both is that they needed to be longer to fit all that they needed to into the movie without rushing scenes.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
i agree, you have to enjoy the movies for what they are.
huge ass robots fighting is pretty kick ass.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
not a chance
green lantern was so much worse than thor
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
It was a shit ton better than Priest
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I saw Thor
and enjoyed it
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh snap crackle pop and Mitch
She was one of Thor’s crew
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
She's no Nick Jonas.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
she's no IANF ' sister either,
amirite?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I have no doubt this was covered, but i'm not going to open that post game thread, but
why the heck was MY PULLED WHEN TRYING FOR THE CYCLE??
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think I saw a tweet saying Wash didn't realize Young was close to the cycle
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Yeah
Jeff Wilson tweeted that:
Ron Washington thought Michael Young had two doubles, not a shot at the cycle in 8th. “I screwed that one up,” Washington said. #rangers.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
everyone in the stadium knew but Wash...shocking!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Wash? Ron Washington? Unaware of something that's happening on a baseball diamond? No.....
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
well the old man next to him falls asleep every 15 minutes so that doesn't help..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Jeez. This is almost worst than the tweaked hamstring I assumed MY
must’ve had to be pulled in such a spot.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't know if it was covered
but I did tell Bryan Dolgin last night that Wash effed up after he was asking to anyone listening why MY got pulled.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, that sounds like I was trying to promote myself for calling the radio...
Argh…phrasing!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
quit shitting up the thread with baseball talk!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Most nervous person in America today is...
Casey Anthony. She finds out if she lives or dies ….possibly today.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
I'd be on every drug known to man that I could sneak past prison officials.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
i hope so. those are the best
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
no she'll tell one last lie to see if that works, since, you know the other 200 worked so well..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
I don't have any veins in my arms or legs!!!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
by BigGuns on Jul 5, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
that was funny
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
hang her HIGH!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
actually I'd prefer to chloroform her then put take duct tape on her mouth and nose..
hmmm where have I heard that before?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Is it pretty widely accepted that she did it?
I mean, how shocking would it be if were acquitted?
My apologies for being a news hermit, I’m just catching up on this story
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
like O J shocking yes...heavy circumstantial case but it just takes one idiot to de-rail it
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
exactly
all the defense has to do it create a reasonable doubt in the mind of 1 out of 12 people. That’s it. And considering a jury of peers in Florida is probably a grim bunch, I wouldn’t be surprised at all.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
yeh it could happen, it just takes one and it is Florida after all....
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
I don't think it would be shocking
people are dumb. Also, there is some issue with the cause of death. It is Florida…
I wouldn’t be shocked at all actually and have it more as 50-50 in my head.
Anthony trial
I haven’t been following it very closely, but I thought it was pretty cool to see Dr. G, Medical Examiner, testifying in the trial.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I'm 99% sure she did it
But I don’t think the prosecution proved it beyond a reasonable doubt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I haven't been following
but i think her chances of an acquittal are good. Yeah, she probably killed her daughter. And yes, she’s a total crazy partyslut. And she was googling chloroform and shit. But the prosecution has offered almost zero evidence that “this person killed this person.” I am not sure our DA would even sign off on the arrest warrant with that probable cause.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
oh yeah
forgot about that…like I said, I haven’t been following all that closely. that warrant would probably get issued.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I don't understand why the duct tape is drawing so much controversy
is seems pretty straight forward.
I haven't followed this at all,
how does duct tape play in?
I have lots of duct tape. I swear I’m not killing people.
It's like magic shit.
My coffee table is held together with it since I ran out of time to actually get hardware to hold the tabletop to the legs/frame after building it at my parents house over vacation a few years ago.
And it worked well enough that what was intended to be a temporary thing has turned into a three year solution.
My friend has a car that got sctrached up a bit when he got swiped
Instead of getting it redone he put some masking tape over it. You can barely tell it’s there.
it was placed over the babys mouth and nose after she was chloroformed
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
a special duct tape called die tape.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
by BigGuns on Jul 5, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
made specifically for putting on babies mouths?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
in the home yes.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
girlfriend partied like it was 1999 once that baby was snuffed out...
there’s a LOT of evidence there officer.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
somone acting like an asshole doesn't mean they killed their kid
you’re preaching to the choir here..I think she did it. But convincing 12 Floridians is the problem. The defense probably offered up tons of psychologist “experts” that were paid to testify that she was out boozin it up and taking cocks like a champ because she was so distraught over being touched by daddy.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
again
i haven’t watched the trial, so I’m just offering up loose theories
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
It's really not.
Baez’s whole strategy from the get-go was stupid, imo, until he got to his closing argument, which I thought was very effective.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think he did ok with what he had to work with
He’s only been an attorney for three years
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
At least he ignores that Velez lady
who looks like she has a dead animal on her head
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
that lady's mullet it total insanity
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
the judge threw out the touched by daddy argument...due to lack of evidence.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
I'd be willing to be the farm on it
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I'm with Officer Bob on this one
I won’t take it as far to say she gets acquitted but the actual evidence doesn’t connect her to physically killing her daughter. I think she did it as well but the physical evidence doesn’t connect her to anything other than hiding it. I don’t think the jury is gonna come back today personally
x
According to a report Tuesday on the Spanish sports website Marca.com, Fernandez has decided not to accept a six-year contract offer with Real Madrid for more than $26 million, meaning he will not return to his home country this season regardless of how long the NBA lockout lasts.
my thought exactly.
once i heard the money, i thought he was gone.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
This
I don’t think is true. I bet he got advice telling him that he probably won’t get more money or it’s 50-50 whether he will.
Unless there is some issue with the stability of the euro…
even with the likelyhood of a hard, lower cap?
players like rudy fernandez seem to be the ones who have the most to lose from the new CBA.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
still surprised to hear he isnt leaving.
home country + more money + length of contract. I know it was with portland, but he was so close to leaving back then. and with us not being able to “talk” with him right now, i am pretty shocked he is staying.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Well
Z’s article explains it a bit. Might be home country but not really his home. 6 years is a big commitment. Bball in Spain wouldn’t be as cool. He could still play in Spain but he doesn’t have to commit for so long to do it.
z
The report says that Real will try to improve their struggling team in other ways, while waiting to see what happens with the NBA lockout and Rudy’s time in Dallas, but for once they aren’t the baddest boys on the block. While Rudy prefers the European style, the ACB is still second tier. And while the offer to come to Madrid is earth shattering in basketball terms in Europe, it’s role-player money in the NBA. Meanwhile, the Mavericks are the best team in the world.
and it all makes sense, and there are reasons for him to stay,
just thought the reasons to leave would over power the reasons to stay. i aint complaining…more than happy to have him stay.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I really loved this trade.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Dedication to the Mavs?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
These two
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Dear Franklin & Bash:
I like your show when it is about hijinx of the characters. When the plot centers around procedural arguments in a trial on the show, I don’t enjoy it very much.
Still Watching Though,
FuturePants
but it was quality father-son character development!!!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
my wife said that show is horrible
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Somewhat related:
I was watching USA a fair amount yesterday, they had lots of promos for Suits. It looks very aggravating. For one thing, there’s still no such thing as a photographic memory…
USA! USA! USA! USA!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
America!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
will hunting had a photographic memory, damnit!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
My last boss used to claim he had a photographic memory.
Which would infuriate me that he thought that about himself every time he would flip out and scream at me and all the secretaries when he would misplace something of his.
Is that the show
About the detective team of Michael Burn and Chet Notice?
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
No it's the show about...
The motorcycle that had been imbibed with the spirit of this guy who was best friends with Owen Wilson, but who died and is voiced by Jack Black. And Owen Wilson now rides the motorcycle and fights crime. (This was a real pilot; forget the name of it.)
No idea, is it?
I just saw a promo for the show on YouTube or something years ago.
What about the other unmade show called “Lookwell,” which stars Adam West as himself – he is a washed up actor who is trying to still get roles, but who is a private detective on the side. The entire pilot is online and it’s pretty funny.
It was (him and a bunch of other dudes)!
Heat Vision and Jack was a proposed 1999 comedy/sci-fi television show directed by Ben Stiller and starring Jack Black, Owen Wilson, and Ron Silver. Christine Taylor and Vincent Schiavelli guest starred in the pilot episode, the only episode filmed. While the Fox Network didn’t pick up the show, the pilot gained a cult status and an online following. The show was written and executive produced by Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab, of Scud: The Disposable Assassin, Channel 101, “Dead Alewives”, and The Sarah Silverman Program fame.
I hadn’t heard of the other one. I only knew about this one since they talked about it when talking about getting Jack Black as a guest on Community, with a cameo by Owen Wilson (who they wanted to also have do a credits tag scene, but he was all like “dudes, I’m just here for a cameo…”).
Holy shit am I hung over.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Good morning to you
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
top o' the morn.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Now it makes sense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I was hoping it would lead to moderation.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
hey-o
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
so i went to the game last night
and didnt have the best of times.
it’s all kind of lame, but i took my 12 year old little cousin (girl). during the 7th inning and “God Bless America” we were kind of shuffling around as like 6 people on our row were passing by us. neither of us took off our hats (oh the humanity) during the singing.
well for the rest of the game some a-holes were heckling us for not doing so. it wasnt outright in-your-face heckling, but talking loud enough so we could obviously hear. she said, “are those guys making fun of us?” and she was definitely uncomfortable as was I.
Of course, they’re drunk a-holes and self-important military types (i’m pretty sure) and one was wearing the ubiquitous douche-sign of army cargo shorts. i did not say anything to them b/c quite simply, you cannot ration with ignorance…and alcohol.
just kind of put a damper on the evening for me. thoughts on a-holes berating fellow hometeam fans?
Text REPORT to 78247
If you feel like there’s an issue.
I never ever confront someone at the game because I don’t want to jeopardize my season tickets.
But if someone is bothering you the ushers and security will help you out.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
I would like to hear of herbie personally regulating
I could see a Chuch M announcement over the loudspeaker: “The people in Section 341 being dicks…knock it off. They won’t bother you anymore Ludwig.”
I love Herbie...
But given that he’s:
A) New
B) The social media guy and yuk-monkey [I didn’t realize it on Opening Day when you had the water dumped on your for the shill marriage proposal until I saw a pic of you later and was like, “Hey there’s the shill from Opening Day!”]
Name dropping him would probably get you escorted out of the stadium.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
You told us about that ahead of time.
And it could have been ANYONE in that suit… I think it was probably W. and you just said it was you on Twitter for security reasons.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
What is this marriage proposal you speak of?
I missed out on this story
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Oh just a little gag they did on Opening Day
Girl in Rangers girl was being proposed to by a guy in Red Sox gear on the big screen. Herbie played the role of the guy in Red Sox gear.
Girl said no and dumped water on him.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
in my defense
we had a brand new scoreboard and employees and wanted to make sure everyone was on the same page b/c there was a REAL proposal the next day and we didn’t wanna mess that one up
I dunno about that
but if somebody send me a message in game, I can easily contact the appropriate people
uh oh
Unky Herb’s getting a reputation…
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
was that last night?
I was with somebody from HR and they noticed an error on the CF video board. She told me to email Chuck so instead I sent him a tweet
Last night
We had a group in front of us that was split up – half of them was in row 1, the other half in row 3.
They got up and down all night long, but at some point someone in row 3 went to get them all a snack. She comes back and stands by row 1 with a huge box of stuff, and the guy in seat 1 stands up too.
And they stood there for an entire inning handing out stuff to their group. Our usher goes over to the guy and says that they need to sit down because people behind them can’t see. The guy doesn’t even turn to look at her and says, “Look, girl, we’ll sit down when we’re done here.” All she could do was walk away.
Obnoxious fucker.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
thats when it's time to start throwing peanuts at people
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I know right
and that’s also when I knew I wasn’t going to be able to ask him to not lean way forward in his seat with his arms on the rail and rest his head on his arms (I sit in row 2, and whenever someone in row 1 does that I can’t see anything from the mound to home plate).
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
See I'm the kind of person
that would do that, then if you asked me to move I’d be all “oh geez I’m so sorry” and be kind of embarrassed for the rest of the game.
Too bad a bunch of drunk LSBers weren't there
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Or just regular LSBers
Angrydome doesn’t need booze to rage.
by The Best Micah on Jul 5, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
True
but it helps when we are getting hit back
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I think a "regular" LSBer is a drunk LSBer.
I feel like the minority as a non-drinker.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
We could fight our way to the World Series
Is this not America?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Hooligans!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I had no problems giving Emilio Bonifacio all he could handle on Saturday
I would have no problems with douchebags in the stands.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
If you get kicked out... you miss one game.
The Rangers can revoke season tickets if they want…
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
and actually ban you for an entire year as well
Most people that get escorted out (by the police specifically) we ban from entering the premises for a year
How would you really know though?
It probably wouldn’t keep them from attending… it would just allow you to prosecute as criminal trespassing if they got in trouble again.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
challenge accepted
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
WalMart issues lifetime trespassing warnings to all adult shoplifters
and they keep this super detailed, nationwide database. Every once in a while, they’ll call in with one. One time, I arrested a guy for stealing cans of keyboard cleaning air who was huffing the shit out of them in the parking lot. I kid you not, the same guy came back 2 weeks later high out of his mind wearing a GIGANTIC fake mustache with about 15 cans of air in his arms just wandering around (presumably trying to find the exit so his master criminal plan could come to fruition). It took loss prevention about 4 seconds to recognize him coming through the doors..they said the giant fake mustache was a red flag..
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
it wasn't quite that big
but it was all crooked and coming off. It was like something out of a sitcom
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Those people grind my gears
That song is NOT our national anthem, and I don’t have to take off my damn hat.
He does for the national anthem...
I don’t think he does for God Bless America.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
And do you not know the PA announcer's name?
Chuck is the most awesomest person ever.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Seriously
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't remember if he does for God Bless America
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
nope
he does not.
there were other people in our section who did not remove their hats. including 3 BAL fans near us.
Those Orioles fans will not take their hat off no matter what
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Godless traitors, the lot of them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's the reason that I asked...
I was truly uncertain…That being said this is Amurrica, and if you don’t want to take your hat off you don’t have to. If you don’t like it then get out. These colors don’t run. We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the Amurrican way.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
You ever see that episode of Family Guy where Peter buys a pickup truck?
And spray paints an American flag over his back windshield?
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
That post put that image in my head for some reason...
But it’s very truthful in the way it depicts how some people go way over the top with “Patriotism”
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I always picture Randy Marsh...
In the episode where he keeps fighting people and saying, “Oh I’m sorry. I thought this was America?!”
The Little League episode.
Where every team tries harder to lose.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
haha yea
exactly what was going through my mind. classic episode.
as much as i enjoyed playing sports when i was a kid, i sure got sick of them
i dont think ive ever taken my hat off for it
never heard of any obligation to do so either
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
God Bless America
Am I the only one that finds that song presumptuous? It’s like, “hey, God, bless our country because we’re special and awesome, and fuck all those other countries.”
How about sending some of God’s blessings to a country that actually needs them?
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
He's too busy Saving the Queen.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
is this a joke, or a bit from some tv show or movie?
because i hope it is.
otherwise we gots problems
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
This
And the song sucks too.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
i gotta say take the hat off on this one
have some respect for your country, mano
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't be so ashamed of your mullet
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 5, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
heh
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Honest question, does anyone know why we take our hats off?
Again, understand I wasn’t raised in an American household, so I just did it whenever told to, but what’s the respect in taking a hat off?
No flame intended.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's a pretty universal sign of respect.
Not just for the SSB.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I guess I've never understood it, is all.
The George Carlin bit on hats made me think of it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I've never understood...
or even followed that rule.
Are people going to try and say that I can’t love and honor my country if I have a fucking hat on? What the hell does that have to do with anything? Seems like an archaic and stupid ritual that really has nothing to do with anything and should just go away imho.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I'd personally just rather take my hat off...
Than have to deal with an entire section of people questioning my patriotism for 9 innings of baseball, even if I do think some traditions are questionable.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
This old man came up to me in a restaurant
and started bitching me out one time because I was eating with my cap on. Some people get really pissed off about these things.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
The hat off at the dinner table is so outdated.
Hat off for the national anthem is never going away though.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Well...
those people are stupid.
There are far worse things that people should be concerned with more than someone wearing a damn hat anhywhere or at anytime.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Like those kids these days with the long hair and the jewelry in their ears.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I hear it's because of that rock and/or roll they're so into these days.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
no hats allowed indoors unless you're armed
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
those are our rules
the reason why you don’t have to remove your cover if you’re “at arms” is that you shouldn’t be holding your hat when you need to get your gun. But I very strickly follow the no hats inside rule
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
this is where this rule came from
my squad leader is a marine
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Screw you old man...You can't change me...I'm not conforming to your rules.
I’m different, and maybe if sooner or later you’d open your eyes to the real world, you’ll get it, man. But until then I’ll wear my cargo pants, AC/DC t-shirt that I bought last week, and keep this long hair. Pretty soon we’re gonna live in a society where we make the rules and I hope your ready for that…
/emo’d
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Awful news
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/7/5/2259302/sean-matti-purdue-football-player-missing
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Alcohol + Lake party
is a recipe for disaster. I’m surprised there’s not more of these types of incidents
Transformers 3
Not great, but best of the three. Certainly the most coherent plot to date.
Biggest complaint is that it is VERY VERY LONG.
Rosie Huntington whatever is so very burning hot.
HERO SHOTS!!!! KITSCHY ONE LINERS!!! LENS FLARES!!!!
you have now seen transformers 3.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
So it's the world's tallest midget.
Still not interested.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Disagree.
Liked the 1st one better, third was definitely better than the second though. It was way too long, and had a lot of stuff that just didn’t make sense. And the flying suits annoyed me, because…. no. And like I say before, way too much deus ex machina (ironic since they’re almost literally god-machines, but hey).
underrated post, this is.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
you remind me of a dude that is in an intro to english class in college,
and just learned the term ‘deus ex machina’ the way you drop it here.
this is because i used to say that when i was in an intro to english class to act like i knew what the fuck i was talking about.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
i'm not saying the phrase sucks or anything,
nor am i judging you for saying it, i just remember saying it when i was young and in college.
now i just say, ‘man that sure was convenient,’ because no one really wants to hear you say ‘dues ex machina’ in real life. it makes you sound like a fucking tool
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I have not, and will not ever watch this trilogy of films.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i wish i had never seen one
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i made the terrible mistake of watching the last indiana jones movie
he ruined that shit
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
thats stupid.
of the million and a half reasons that abortion of a movie was a awful…you choose shia?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
This.
He even came out and said the movie sucked. When you’re given a fucking script of swinging through trees with CGI monkeys, the odds are pretty stacked against you.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
It was a bag of shit...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Im just so annoyed by him that he stood out the most
but yes that movie was god awful
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
blame lucas
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Nailed it.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
They are worth a rent.
Unless you just don’t like awsome shit like giant robots fighting each other.
in slow motion, none-the-less
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
They're definitely turn your brain off movies.
I can appreciate those, so I can still enjoy Transformers. Won’t ever call them “good” movies, though.
They're good movies in a different way
Its entertaining to me to watch, but that’s it.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I don't really care about robots fighting all that much.
Not saying I wouldn’t ever watch it, but I’m not as gung-ho as others.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I mean that to say I wouldn't ever watch a robot fighting movie, but Transformers is a no.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think he's better in Community than Dick was on News Radio.
Jeong is much more judiciously used on Community and therefore his thin schtick gets much less exhausting. At least to me.
Most individual Chang scenes annoy me more than any Matthew scenes ever did.
And there were a lot more legitimately interesting things they did with Matthew… the only one interesting character-wise thing I can think of for Chang is a first season episode when he was first getting divorced.
That's just it -
They need to keep Chang like Starburns or Magnitude….just popping up for some jokes here and there, but no need to develop his character really. I didn’t see season 1, but in season 2, that’s more or less how he was used.
In season 1 he had a defined role as their spanish instructor,
I’d rather they not have kept him around after he got fired.
Yeah.
I liked him as the spanish instructor. He got annoying real quick as the guy trying to get into the study group.
I thought there were a couple of earlier episodes where they overused him
When he was joining the group, the whole baby thing, etc.
without that party, we would not have magnitude.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
reason #1 that twitter is awesome.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
But it's not so much usage amount to me,
as Dick actually dialed down the schtick quite a bit compared to Jeong in most Newsradio episodes. Other than the running gag of him falling over stuff (that they started to phase out some as the series went on) he was a lot less “bit” than Chang.
God, I love NewsRadio
I rewatch that series every 4-5 years and enjoy it just as much each time. Even the post-Phil Hartman episodes have their charm.
"have you seen my baseball?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
They seem to have recognized this
I feel like he faded away as the season went on. Or was that just me?
Transformers 2 was a painful experience
I refuse to see that movie unless:
A. I’m drunk as fuck.
B. Somebody else paid for my ticket.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Optimus kicks some ass in this one
i enjoyed it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
This is what's happening at the Myrtle Beach Pelicans today
Are you ready for you close-up? East Bound and Down casting call @Pelicanbaseball from noon – 4pm. Main gate.
So Michael Young isn't on the Rangers 2011 B-Ref page
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
One bright spot I learned today:
When renting a car, damage to the rental car is covered under the personal liability coverage of my car insurance, with no deductible. So I don’t have to get the stupid expensive extra coverage from the rental company.
Unfortunately I have to rent a car in the first place. I miss my car already.
(This is a very roundabout way of saying: waaaaah I was in a wreck.)
What happened?
How could you wreck the Z?!
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
I was turning left into a parking lot. One lane in each direction. There was a big line of cars and a truck had left a gap and waved me through.
I didn’t realize the traffic on that side of the rode had already split into two lanes for a right turn only lane that showed up at the very end of the street (there weren’t cars backed up yet on the right side of the lane). I pull in front of the truck, and bam, get hammered by this car coming at probably 20+ mph right in the front passenger wheel.
No tickets, no injuries, blah, blah, all that’s good, but I want my car back. No power locks, windows, or cruise control in a no fun economy 4dr is no fun.
I hope it’s not totaled. I got pushed around and my door hit the back bumper of the car in front of the truck that waved me through, though, and the door damage on top of the front end damage worries me.
x
Check out this awesome response from CJ
str8edgeracer C.J. Wilson
To b like Dirk- #beattheheat “@andysgyrl: @str8edgeracer co-worker & I were wondering why you wear a sweatshirt when it is so HOT outside??”
by hpallotta on Jul 5, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Heh
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
No!!!!!!
andrewsdsp Mark Stepneski
According to a Stars official, that preseason game in Houston vs. Phoenix is not going to happen. More later.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
That's in September, right?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Tailgate III being put together by Ryin A is 9/24
I thought the Stars game was supposed to be the same day but n/m it was scheduled for the night before
I'll be back in school by this time...
And it’s football season…gotta stay in school for that because of band.
I know, I’m a lameo.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
that's going to be nuts
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
His nuts have got to be dried up by now.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
i'm gonna have to look out for that
its gonna be hilarious
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
Charlie Sheen, you love coke and whores and you claim you're a worlock
try the veal!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
This one needs Greg G.
He would destroy that place.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Maybe him and Satan could come up from hell for the Roast.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
really now. I didn't know that.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I had no idea he died...
sad.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
They did a special about him on Comedy Central
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Obviously I missed it
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I did not find his standup funny
but man…he was HILARIOUS no matter what roast it was.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Greg Giraldo is dead
and Dane Cook is alive.
Man this world is unfair sometimes.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think Carlos Mencia is still living somewhere
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
George Carlin is also dead...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Brian Regan is still alive!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Apparently
Giraldo, Hedberg, Hicks, etc: dead.
Mencia, Cook, & Lisa Lampanelli: alive.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
since clearly talent and humor are a lethal comination
we can only assume the end will come soon for Karl Welzein
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
He will live to be 150.
or at least the people writing that character will be.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Sam Kenison is dead
of course with his lifestyle – not unexpected
i believe so
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Yep
And I’ll be damned, he was supposed to be the original Al Bundy, but his manager declined the role.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
And we're all better because of that...
That show wouldn’t have lasted 2 season without Ed O’Neal
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Agreed
Also according to wiki, Roseanne was wanted to play Peggy. Another bullett dodged
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
So basically one of my favorite shows of all time...
Was doomed from the start without divine intervention.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
It was a Fox show....
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
But in their defense
Simpsons, Married…with Children and Arrested Development. Pretty damn solid three.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Exactly...
Simpsons, In Living Color, Married With Children, (and even a George Carlin show that wasn’t as good as it should have been for a couple of years).
Best night of TV when I was growing up.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I feel like there was another one that we're missing here.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I had forgotten it was a car wreck.
I just assumed drugs, alcohol, etc
The 17 yr old that hit him was drunk or high
so you’re not far off
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Hey, you know what they should do?
Get Lisa Lampanelli on there doing I’m a slut jokes. That would be grounbreaking
She should talk about banging black guys
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
GUYS, GUYS, SHE'S INTO BLACK DUDES.
Actually, they’re into her, but that goes without saying.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
More black dicks in her than the urinal at The Apollo...so she says.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
That's HER joke.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Well now you're just assuming Jesus is white...
Thass RAYCESS!!
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I fucking hate it
when my coworker takes a week off after a holiday. There’s only two of us in my group, so when one of us is out the other one does ALL the work. He takes a week off for EVERY holiday.
Every time, my boss tells me, “Oh, it’s a long weekend, lots of people will take that week off, it will be slow”, and every time I get killed, for the entire week.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
my boss just decided not to show up today.
no email, no warning, not online. just not here.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
My boss is on PTO this week
so it really is just me in my entire group this week.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
i think you are looking deathly ill
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
That's bullshit...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
YES!
my coworker, i swear to god, has more time off than anyone i know. he is ALWAYS gone, holiday or not.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Apparently, South Park doesn't appeal to just young people
I saw some 60-year old wearing a “Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!” shirt. I laughed.
/cs, b
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
So is there a big difference in the Wedge Fest ™ LSB gathering vs. the next Tailgate?
These are being billed as 2 separate events right?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
yes. WedgeFest is on 9/10
tailgate is 9/24
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
serious question
for the tailgate, do you guys actually go into the stadium or just stay out in the parking lot getting super boozed up
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Go in
Tailgate starts 5 hours before first pitch
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
at least..
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha
Me n Scoop were worried about him. His drunken texts were gold
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
straight vodka for the win!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
no
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
We should draw names out of a hat to pair up LSBers
so everyone has a buddy to hold hands with and keep each other safe.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
oh hey look here...
RiverFenix is paired with….BrettGardner.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
since he's banned from LSB, if bg showed up to the tailgate would we be bound by the LSB Code to throw garbage at him until he left?
i liked bg. he once said I was one of his favorite posters..
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
if you are not at the tailgate, i won't ever speak to you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
yikes
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
speaking of
is somebody taking control of this Wedge planning. As of now the wedge is not locked down for 9/10
What date does the money have to be paid by?
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
i believe 60 days from the date of the game
so that gives another week basically. Plus if you just get 20 people to pay and need more, you can always add tickets on
looks like its going to be me.
send me the peoples phone number i need to contact at jason86 @ me.com
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
damn that was fast herbs.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
you shoulda passed it on to a ball girl
serious note…can you get the ball girls to make an appearance at The Tailgate™ ?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
last time I promised you ball girls
you stood us all up at that watching party. I talked you up big time too. I said how an officer of the law was coming in full uniform just to meet them. I think you blew your chance sir
This makes me sad.
Can you just concentrate on first base line girl?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
i never said I was coming to the watching partay
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
OBJECTION:
you honor, this evidence is purely anecdotal and i request it be stricken from the record.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
uh
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I also tweeted you that night but didn't get a response
http://twitter.com/#!/herbiepallotta/status/86597386020990976
i was busy as a motherfucker at work
that reminds me…a big “Fuck you” to both the hillbillies shooting fireworks off in the street AND to the assfaces who called 911 about them.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
i dont think id call the cops on rednecks doing fireworks
but the ones that shoot off guns piss me off
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
ball girls are coming to WedgeFest™
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I like big asses.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
and, can i bring my cleveland's
and hit a few wedges into the wedge from right field?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I can
but its just going to be sharpie on a Hanes T-shirt. They aren’t even going to be bacon proof.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
i can make actual ones if people want to do this.
sell them for like $12-15 a piece.
someone (maybe a few people) send me a design, we can all pick one, and i can make it happen
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
it may be better if there was some sort of LSB tailgate shirt
so you could sell them for this WedgeFest and the bigger tailgate on the 24th
I've got about 500 images that would be perfect.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 5, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Always with marketing on his mind
Good thinking
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
evidently tuition
where i went to undergrad is now $31,100
SMU? $34,990
overall it costs about 42k vs 53k for SMU
lolwut
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Damn
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
go on...
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Didn't realize it was a reply fail til now
supposed to be a reply to KOK’s post above
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
it is actually laughable to me
where is jobu when i need him to laugh with me lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
so, Harry Potter is a drunk?
cool. maybe i’ll watch the movies now. haha. no i won’t. what a loser ass.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
I never saw the appeal to the Potter series...
And still don’t. Can’t wait til the last one gets released and I don’t have to hear this shit anymore.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Excellent point...
I never saw any of those either. So I guess it’s just me.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
update to WedgeFest™ fanpost
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/1/2254584/next-lsb-game-watch-the-wedge
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/1/2254584/next-lsb-game-watch-the-wedge
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/1/2254584/next-lsb-game-watch-the-wedge
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
What's it looking like it will cost per person?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
45 per
not including food/beer/hookers/blow
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
So what are we supposed to bring to this thing?
Just a lot of booze?
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
i dont think you can bring booze into the stadium?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
You can take a Big Gulp in that's full of booze
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I was talking about the pre-game festivities
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
so a coworkrs of mine's HTC EVO is acting funky.
the keyboard is invisible. it wont physically appear, but he can hit the buttons as if it were. anyone have similar issues?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Its probably haunted
You should throw out the window
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
upgrade to gingerbread?
did he reboot?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Interesting read...
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/march-3-kelly-claimed-not-to-know-willie-lyles-29771
/inb4 “You’re school’s in trouble too, pal.”
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
we need to get another CFB thread going
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you want the honors?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
sure, why not.
ill get one going after lunch.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 5, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Second OT Thread?
Or a thread by itself?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
CFB is its own beast.
It gets its own thread.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's what I figured...
had to ask just in case
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Helpful Hints in the CFB Thread..
Don’t talk shit if your alma mater has lost 25 of 26 games.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
That's not gonna stop me...Taylor Potts is gone.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I wonder how many teams have been pre-season a Top 5
yet finished below .500?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
helpful hints:
fuck off.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Ooooooh, pig, soooooooooeeeeeeeey!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Yikes
glad to know that didn’t happen
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
me, a name, I call myself
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Okay, who brings a baby to the office?
I’m sorry, but that is slightly annoying.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
That's not so much annoying as it is
entirely inappropriate and inexcusable.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is this going to be leaked somehow?
I bet you have a millions twitter updates saying what the verdict is.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
wow.....guilty
has to be….only way it comes down so quick
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
that's what I was thinking
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
no way all of them agree on innocent so quick
burn baby burn
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
I thought exactly the opposite.
This was a capital case. The only way it was coming down quickly was if she was not guilty.
And I was right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
daddy died..
of the dehydration. he couldn’t get no water.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Goooooooood morrow, everyone?
What’s up?
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
do you sleep at all?
you tweet at 3am and then sometimes at like 8am. geez, lady..
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Yes. I actually just woke up.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Having woken up today at 6:45 AM, I hate you.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
<3
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Also...as long as I have 3 hours of sleep I can feel refreshed and functional.
I can be functional on less sleep though.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
WHY?
It’s because of art school that made me force my body to function on so little. Do to working on assignments there have been many occasions where I was 36+ hours straight…and most of the time with very little food.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I can feel refreshed and functional as long as I have, oh, 12 hours of sleep.
Trying to force my body to do well with less has never worked.
you crazy
minimum 6 hrs for me…..or i’m fucking useless
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
this
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Florida uses judges in the sentencing phase of capital trials, yes?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I believe so
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
You fail.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Oh post fail
I was being sArcastic
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 5, 2011 1:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
How did they reach a verdict so fast?
Seems odd. Like if they were hellbent on getting the hell out of there.
Certainly no one will argue that this Casey Anthony story is horrendous and gut wrenching, but serious question for those paying closer attention to it than I have:
Why has this specific case received so much media coverage when (unfortunately) unspeakable, terrible acts like this seem to happen quite a bit and will pop up in news feeds every now and then, but never receive nation wide, full-on mass media coverage like this particular case has garnered?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Absolutely horrid.
I hate her more than O’Reilly/Hannity/Olbermann/Rush/Maddow put together. That’s saying something.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Cute little white girl killed by cute little white girl
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
This.
If the ethnicity were different… no one would care.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
I know nothing of the trial really,
but money is involved too, right?
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
When I read the bolded part..
I thought you were going to ask “Would you hit it?”
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 5, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
White girl = Nancy Grace's wet dream.
God I hate that sopping cunt.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Being read right now on msnbc.com
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm watching on CNN.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
No sound on mine...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear it too
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
What are you looking for?
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I’m looking for anything that will help me put a fighting robot together.
Trial updates don’t seem to cut it.
by Closure GT on Jul 5, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not Guilty
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Not guilty on 1st degree murder...
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Wow
not guilty
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
"Well murder is now officially legal in the state of [Florida]
/Norm McDonald
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 5, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
So are white moms everywhere celebrating?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
calm down
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
Yeah, an oj reference was totally out of line
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
Anyone who wants to.
Many have done it… perhaps today is your day.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
I want to see live reactions outside the courthouse.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Somebody is going to do something stupid, i'm sure.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 5, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
someone will probably get murdered
book it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
FP, this whole murder thing is going to be easier than we expected!!!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Or can convince the jury the investigating detective is racist.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Why?
Did Perez not take the #9 spot?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Heh
aurosan
BREAKING: Nancy Grace put on life support after Casey Anthony is found not guilty.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Pull the plug.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 5, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
It's OJ's reaction when his verdict was read.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
It's OJ Simpson's reaction to the verdict
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like it
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Hello, ab03! Come see me!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
so you could have proved beyond a reasonable doubt
that she was guilty?
fucking amazing
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Just don't post dinosaur cocks.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Heaven forbid
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 5, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
So does she get credit for time served on the false info counts?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Why is everyone so surprised by this verdict?
It has been clear that there has been a lack of evidence this whole trial.
From Albert Breer:
So they basically convicted her of lying to the cops and that’s it? She admitted that, so they’re taking her at her word? Unbelievable.
Innocent until proven guilty. I hate the outcome but this is a direct result of our justice system’s rules.
it doesnt say "innocent until proven guilty" in our constitution
/Aqua,esq
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 5, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No, it doesn't.
But it’s a good thing the Constitution is not the sole source of law.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
this
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Man, her defense attorney looks like a smug fuck.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
and me.....
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
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