7/6 OT Thread
by chief on Jul 6, 2011 6:46 AM CDT
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Canadians officially withdrew from Afghanistan yesterday. And on this day in history...
1535
Sir Thomas More was beheaded after refusing to join Henry VIII's Church of England.
1885
Louis Pasteur successfully treated a patient with a rabies vaccine.
1942
Anne Frank and her family sought refuge from the Nazis in Amsterdam.
1944
A fire caused by inept fire-eaters in the main tent of the Ringling Brothers Circus in Hartford, Conn., killed over 160 people.
1957
Althea Gibson won the Wimbledon women's singles tennis title. She was the first black person to win the event.
1997
The Mars rover Sojourner rolled onto the Martian surface.
1998
Roy Rogers, the King of the Cowboys, died.
Read more: This Day in History: July 6 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1RKCgf9ai
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Fucking Canadians hate freedom.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not sure if serious
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I've had a lot of people tell me
that Canadian women look too bland. Maybe I’m just lucky, but every female I’ve met from Canadia has been well above average.
Don't know too many canadians, but my limited experience matches yours
Also, off the top of my head, Shania Twain, Evangeline Lilly, Ms. Cuthbert….
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
So wait.
We are saying Canadian women, in general, are hot because the celebrities they produce are hot? (You also left out Kristen Kreuk, you dickheads. Ahem.) America produces way more hot celebrities than Canada ever dreamed of! But then again, is the average American woman above average worldwide on a looks scale? Not sure they aren’t.
99% of women I can identify as Canadian are celebrities
So I really don’t have a point of reference. I just like Kim Bauer.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You're seeing the cream of the crop.
Just like British chicks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This is so true.
So very true. I have long been convinced that every hot British girl is famous, or married to a famous person because the average chick in that country is pretty beat.
In one month, with weekends spent in other countries, I was able to find my fair share of attractive Brits.
I don’t think they’re the prettiest in the world by a long shot, but there is talent there.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Their strip clubs are known for being awesome.
At least in Vancouver, from what I’ve heard.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
ahem
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions
There's often someone I like but couldn't figure out why, only to find out they're Canadian
Case in point- Andrea Roth. I didn’t know she was Canadian until recently but always loved her on Rescue Me
by drizzle on Jul 6, 2011 8:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Tommy's wife
Jennifer?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'm kinda bummed that this season is the last.
I could never get into shit like The Sopranos, The Wire, but I always dug Rescue Me.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I bailed on Rescue Me half way through Season 3, I think
The Wire, on the other hand, I might go back and watch it again.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I liked it at first
but it just got more and more ridiculous as the show went on and I stopped watching these last 2 or 3 seasons.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I'm still in...
It’s the only drama on tv that I can actually latch on to.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
ajayem's twitter poll confirmed this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Her forehead makes me want to take her home to mom...
Along with every other part of her being.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
if i could kill all of you to marry her,
i would. i just want you all to know that
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Prosecution's Exhibit A, your honor..
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Not a jury in the world would convict him.
Not a male jury, anyway.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
"We believe he did it ...
But we’d have done it, too."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This cannot be accepted as anything other than fact.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nope
she was bubbly and cute as a blonde, but she is actually legit gorgeous as a brunette. Case closed faster than Casey Anthony’s trunk.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
OT day thread...
Let’s keep the pics to a minimum.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
101 degrees or 30 degrees?
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
101, without question.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I absolutely, positively, without a doubt HATE the cold.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
30....and it's not even close for me.....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 6, 2011 8:00 AM CDT up reply actions
30
easily.
Fuck the heat.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions
You make a convincing argument.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
That picture appears quite real to me
Besides, the few that will be in bikinis are probably hot because they are there to grab attention. During the heat, the fatties wear bathing suits too.
you ever seen "What Happens in Vegas"?
(not a terrible movie) anyway…
“There is a hot girl party going on in my apartment right now.”
“This never happens”
“It happens…”
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I lost you at (not a terrible movie)
Fuck anything with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Skeletor
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
trust me.
i am not on the ashton kutcher or cameron diaz bandwagon. i think they both are very bad people, and worse actors, but i don’t know. the movie wasn’t a complete bed shitter
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe not a complete bed shitter
But it was a terrible movie. Rob Corddry was the only funny thing in it.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
at least my quote had a line from him...
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Trivia style...
Name the best movie that Cameron Diaz or Ashton Kutcher have ever been in. It’s harder than it sounds.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I'd say that playing an animated character is out of play.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
For Diaz its easy
Gangs of New York followed by the Mask
For Ashton Kutcher
Guess Who followed by The Butterfly Effect followed by Dude Where’s My Car followed by Spread (in a its so bad its hilarious way)
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Gangs of New York was spectacular.
I need to watch that again.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
It's a Top 5 all-time for me.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Yeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh
That’s a bit strong for me. But I liked it a lot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'd say that Daniel Day Lewis'
performance was in my top 5 performances by an actor though.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
DDL has more than five movies
They are all incredible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Didn't care for it I guess?
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
Not really sure.
Don’t think I ever saw the very beginning and was always kind of confused. Then like he’s friends with Bill the Butcher, but then he’s not. And John C Reiley is there… It’s a very weird movie in my mind.
Yeah
You really have to watch from beginning to end at least once to understand what’s going on. Really, you probably have to watch it a few times to understand all the other characters too.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
If you missed the very beginning
I could see how you could be confused.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
same
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I will always love Ashton
Iowans have to stick together.
I don’t care for Cameron, yet I seem to see every movie she’s in. Not sure what that’s all about. “The Holiday” is one of my favorites, although I like Kate Winslet’s character better than Cameron’s.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
There is nothing worth a fuck re: Kutcher
for Diaz it’s probably Gangs of New York although she’s terrible in it, then Something About Mary, Any Given Sunday, and I guess Being John Malkovich
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Am I the only one who thought Any Given Sunday sucked?
Other than the Al Pacino pre game speech?
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
It's over the top as hell
and really bad at points, but overall I think it’s a lot of fun.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't lie
You liked the mandongs, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I like the fact that the guy with the big ol' dong
that they keep showing, if you watch he is pulling his pud to make it look longer in that shower scene.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
yeah
I like that too
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
heh, look at my post above
Did you really like it as a good movie? Because it was pretty awful, it was just also hilarious. Kutcher’s voice the entire movie cracked me up.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
It was not a great movie.
It is probably Kutcher’s best movie. But yeah, more for being funny than anything. Once he falls in love with the other con artist girl, the movie sucks again.
30
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
30
Which isn’t even really cold.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
30
Love the cold, can’t stand summer.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
70, mild breeze.
Suck my cock, extreme weather.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'll take cold weather
Neither is very fun, but I can more easily put on more clothes and blankets to warm up, but if I can’t cool off, I’ll be miserable. Also 30 isn’t very cold.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
30 really isn't very cold.
It was funny, my first winter here (after being in Texas all my life), I didn’t mind the cold as much as some of the people who’d lived in Indiana the whole time. Of course, days where the high is -10 aren’t fun, but it’s not that bad here.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
30 only feels cold the first few times it hits
And, indeed, anything below zero pretty much sucks, but I can cope with that much easier than I can 100+ degrees.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Been in both, don't mind either.
I like my summers hot, though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
reasons why I don't mind living in Texas
love the hot summers
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
101 in a dry climate.
30, with tears, in any other.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
30 all day long
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
30. No doubt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Wouldn't the water be frozen though
make it tough to move around
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
The water retains its heat.
We were talking about air temperature.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah, like 34 right?
/LSJ
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
30
despite being native Texan and living south of OKC for all of my entire life (except 2 horrible years in Ohio), I’d always take -10 over 110. always.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Should say 101 or 1 degree(s)...
I’d take 30 over 101 easy.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Agreed. This would make it a much closer call and would force me to ask about wind chill and other factors.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'd rather it be 15 degrees.
Unless a lot of wind was involved. Then I’d take 101. 30 degrees would be better with or without wind.
by Black Francis on Jul 6, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
101 without question. Grilling, pools, bikinis, baseball, camping, lake trips, and just overall outside debauchery...
What’s wrong w/ all you people?
In the market for new washer/dryer combo
Would like the front loading style with a steaming option. Any recommendations? Caveats?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Spend the money on the shelves to go underneath
I thought I could get by with putting them on cinderblocks. Mama doesn’t like the cinderblocks.
I guess if you’re crafty, you could build a shelf system, but the one’s specifically made for whatever model you choose are usually around $100 each.
We have Frigidaire Affinity washer and dryer. They’ve been good for about 5 years. We have to leave the washer door open every now and then to let it dry out or it gets a dirty water smell. Had a big power surge hit the house about two weeks back and it blew the control board inside the washer. I’ve ordered the replacement for $150 and the install is pretty simple. Much better than dropping another $500+ on a new washer. Other than that, both work like a charm and were on the lower end pricewise.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Thanks, I'll check those out
I’m wondering how good the all-in-one washer dryers are.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
So you don't have to bend way over to get clothes in and out.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Yeah
We didn’t buy them with our set (Whirlpool Duet) and I think we’re going to end up doing that, but we also want to put a countertop in the laundry room…. hmm.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
look up consumer reports?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Vote for a prospect
Any prospect.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262151/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-10
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262151/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-10
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262151/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-10
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
nip nip
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
if i was an ant
live upon a wall
tell me baby
would it make no difference at all?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Women suck.
and do you know why? because they will keep you up until 3:30 in the morning on a Tuesday when you need to be in the office by 7:30. and when clients are taking you to a ranger game later that day.
fuck me i am tired
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
I'm not sure why you're complaining about this
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
i so sleepy
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I get that
But someone obviously liked your company enough to want it until 3:30 a.m. Sleep is overrated.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
We sleep too much anyway.
Just go hard several days in a row, then sleep it off on a catch up evening.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
yeah
grow a pair TDT! heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
point taken
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
(just giving you a hard time)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
(but it is sound advice)
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
(eh just emember, things could be worse?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i sort of moved away from Dallas to stop having a nightlife
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
And yet, the allure of the ladies keeps you up at night.
I think it’s God telling you that you’ve made a terrible mistake.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i'm not saying you are wrong
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
then don't speak truths
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I have yet to sleep.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
la dee da
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah, you're right
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Are you saying you got head?
From either a blind or non-blind girl??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Music played at bars question.
If you could get your pick of songs to be played at a bar that is from, say, the last 3-4 years (Aerosmith has no albums in that time, right?), is not country, is not hip hop, and is not some weird house song, what would you want to hear?
Drive By Truckers too country?
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Granada Sept 2nd
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Black Keys
Eternal Cowboy era Against Me (It’s 2003 I think, but it rules come drinking time, so I’m including it)
Jim Ward trilogy of EPs
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
They opened with that song when I saw them in January
Of course I had one in my hand. It should be mandatory to have one in hand for that song.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Im not sure I could see them now
I miss the old days. When they didn’t suck, and put out crap like White Crosses.
The last time I saw them they ended with Baby I’m an Anarchist, and the stage was over run with kids with all the mics knocked over so the crowd finished singing the song.
It was great, and I don’t want to ruin that.
Haha, they played a few White Crosses songs, and though I didn't care for the album, I ended up not hating the songs live.
Jay Weinberg as their drummer is light years better than Warren, too.
I loved him, but their songs have a new energy that they lacked with him behind the kit. Hearing him play TSR was in-fucking-sane.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I believe you, but it's very difficult for me to do so.
I really enjoyed Warren, and I would also really like to go to his restaurant and eat some gator.
I saw them with both Warren and Jay, and it's unbelievable the tempos they can play now.
No sleight to Mr. Oakes. I too, want to visit his restaurant. Gator sounds like something to try.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Interesting.
I can see it. Jay certainly has the bloodlines to pull it off. I just have unreasonably low hopes considering the newer material. Maybe I’ll give a live show a chance again at some point.
Holy shit, that weird meat of the month:
April: Miss Piggy love’s Kermit (a.k.a. the rainbow connection) – Bacon wrapped frog legs on a puffy taco, nestled in a bed of spinach and purple cabbage and drizzled with a fire-roasted poblano sauce.
Do want.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm a big Black Keys fan
but the radio has has forced me to not put one of their albums for the past year
by deityofElvis on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't let the radio force me to do anything.
I don’t jam them quite as much, but I still love their catalog front to back.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I could listen to The Black Keys all day, everyday.
MMMMMmmmmm
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
MGMT
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
you check out their newest album?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yeah I like it ok.
In my mind it’s kind of the extension of what they started in Oracular Spectacular. On the first album they were kind of this weird 70s rock/disco/whatever throwback with a couple of odd hits thrown in. They ditched the super hook heavy shit like Kids and you end up with Congratulations.
yeah i agree with that a ton
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Box Car Racer
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I want to chime in
I love music discussions. But it seems my musical tastes are so different from everyone else on here, so I’ll just keep my playlist to myself :)
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't do that.
Tell us what you want to hear.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ha ha ... fine
Off the top of my head ::: Stephen Kellogg & the Sixers, Benjy Davis Project, Will Hoge and maybe some Sara Bareilles would sound pretty good in a bar. (It’s hard to think of a female artist that would fit that kind of setting.) Most of my favorites wouldn’t go over well in a bar (Tim Stop, Todd Carey, Matt Nathanson, Kate Voegele, etc.) … I love them, but they might be too mellow and too dependent on lyrics vs. melody.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't surprise me
I don’t think any of them besides Sara and Matt get radio play. It’s a shame too.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I like me some Matt Nathanson.
I’ve seen him a few times opening up for Lifehouse.
- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
I'm seeing him a week from tomorrow
Fourth time in three years. I can’t wait. I’m in love with his new album.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Meh
The crickets aren’t fun. I love my boys (and girls).
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I kind of like Sara Bareilles and I don't know why.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
same here.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Yessir, I would.
She’s cute-hot.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Of course.
A woman that can play an instrument is sexy.
- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
I feel the same way about a guy who can play an instrument
Namely, the keys. Based on my musical crushes, it’s safe to say I am hopelessly drawn to piano players.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
I bet a lot of ladies prefer the guy who plays the keys.
I guess I should of learned piano instead of guitar….damnit!!
- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
I prefer drummers.
But I guess that’s something obvious to y’all.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
i guarantee that i am the most musically uninclined person
on this board. and it isn’t close
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I miss playing the drums.
I still have my electric kit up in the attic but had to sell my drum modules/machines a few years ago. I need to buy another one.
- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
I want an electric kit bad.
I could take it to an apartment when I move out this fall.
Sigh.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nothing wrong with guitar
My two big music crushes also play guitar in addition to keys.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Neko Case's stuff from Middle Cyclone would probably be good bar fare.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
her and i's taste are somewhat alike (more than most ppl here, thats for sure)
but very very different from 99% of LSBers i bet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
no Beiber...
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I know this isn't an answer, but it seems like a good time to rage
I can’t fucking stand Sublime now because of how much that one CD has been played in bars for the last 15 years or whatever.
I DON'T PRACTICE SANTERIAAAAAAA
/drunk affliction bro in every bar
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i don't have a crystal ball!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Well I had a million dollars, but I...
I’d spent it all!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Mandatory sideways gun hand pose for
“Pop a cap in sancho and I slap her bayaaack”
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
It's not that one CD...
It’s that one goddamn song. I feel the same way but the parts of the cd that didn’t get released are still good.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Gorillaz.
The Black Keys.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
THIS
gorillaz.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
wait thought you were saying you didnt want to hear them
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Whhhaaaaaat?
Gorillaz – awesome.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Well since you stipulated that it had to be within the last 3-4 years:
Gorillaz – The Snake in Dallas, Stylo, Plastic Beach, Hillbilly Man, Glitter Freeze
The Black Keys – Sinister Kid, Next Girl, She’s Long Gone (this song reminds me of Boardwalk Empire by the way), I Got Mine, Same Old Thing, Strange Times, I guess I’ll throw in Everlasting Light
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
List is invalid without Remember When: Side B or Oceans & Streams, re: Black Keys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I thought about adding that on there.
But I don’t think I want to hear those songs in a bar.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
It's the Black Keys
any of their songs are acceptable in any environment.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Depends on the bar, my mood and the company
but generally I like to hear some Deer Tick, Blitzen Trapper, Arcade Fire, Head and the Heart, Givers
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Been listening to a lot of The Head and the Heart.
Most of that album is a little slow, but man do I like it. Sad I didn’t have a copy last year.
Ah, yes.
Wild Mountain Nation would be good for drinking cheap beers on a patio at some hole in the wall.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yep
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I would just wish for super twee indie pop
to piss the hell out of everyone.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Well, they didn't come into mind immediately
but yes, this is the reaction I’d seek.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
That piano part that they're popular for always gets stuck in my head.
Fuck, now it’s there again.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The one from Community?
Good Old Fashioned Nightmare. Yeah, I’m not much of a fan of theirs, but that’s a pretty damn good song.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Muse, Chevelle, and AFI
I hope I understood the question right.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I love me some Muse
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Hysteria is my goddamn themesong...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7la0SndoCI
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Knights of Cydonia
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Ecellent...But long...
Hysteria is the perfect mix of badassery that makes you want to run through a goddamn wall. But when the Stars arena open was Knights of Cydonia, I’d be lying if I didn’t say I jizzed in my pants watching it.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
The Mavs had a video with that song
Fucking epic
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Hockey videos to Muse are orgasmic...Basketball, as a whole, can get fucked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UEQn23CfgI
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
You should know this one too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btjVnTLn6og
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Do bars exist that don't play to the lowest common denominator?
I can’t ever remember going to a bar and not hearing douchebag music.
Chat Room in Fort Worth.
Awesome music all the time.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Only because you can download what you want...
But if you hate anti social hipsters, it’s not the place for you.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I go there with a few buds every now and then.
It’s usually pretty chill, but I never get the anti social vibe from anyone there.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well the last time I went there was like 6 years ago...
But I’m just not down with bars that have open computers so you can check your facebook and shit. I’m at a bar, I want to talk to people. But nowadays we have phones that can do all that shit, so whatever…
/Old guy tantrum
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Sounds like you need a cooler of PBR
and some kids to yell at.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i hate that hipsters drink PBR.
this weekend i cranked a case of schlitz, chased it with some Lone Star, and then i called PBR from the ’pen.
Pretty fucking solid fourth
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
that was like, 3 and a half days of boozing
not that crazy
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
For me, it is
I thought I overdid it by having five beers (including three Leinies) at Summerfest on Thursday and then three beer samples at the brewery on Saturday.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
oh my
to be fair, i’ve been pretty much an alcoholic for about 3 years now. so yeah
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
To be fair, on my side
I’m also trying to lose weight. 40 lbs. by November. I gained a pound over the weekend. Not surprising though considering the sinful tiramisu, beer, festival food and late night meals.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
that's good though!
if i could drop 40 lbs, i’d be all about that
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm in a wedding in November
Those pictures are around forever. I don’t want to look horrible. Also, I realize my metabolism is only going to keep slowing down. Time to get myself in shape now.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Takes dedication, but worth the effort.
I’m glad I have done it. Builds confidence!!
- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
Mmmm....Leinenkugels....
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude, nothing hits the spot more than a Summer Shandy from that Beers Around the World stand in the Ballpark behind Centerfield.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Try Stiegl Radler
It’s an Austrian Lemon Beer, similar to Summer Shandy.
It’s absolutely delicious.
by DevilManHammy on Jul 6, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That makes my stomach churn.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
and your taste buds salivate
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
i just love beer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
schlitz is using their formula from the 60's again
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't remember them having computers when I was there
So either I drank a lot or I’m thinking of the wrong place
I think there was like 3 computers against the wall opposite of the big screen and the couch.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Never been to a bar with computers in it
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Yeah there are 3 computers there.
I never go to them. Always either at a table, or outside sitting on the patio, when someone brings an awesome dog.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I helped my buddy set that place up back in the day.
He’s opened up a fancy bar across the street.
- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
What's it called?
I haven’t been to Magnolia in ages.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm pretty sure that's it.
I’ve only been in there once to do a fantasy football draft. The place was too fancy for me. He did all the work inside himself.
- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
I don't know why....
If I’m at home or in the car, I don’t usually listen to the worn out stuff. If I’m out at a bar or some other place, I still get excited to hear the stuff I’m burned out on.
- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
Stonleigh P in Dallas is the first example that jumps to mind.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Well now that you've ruled out every one of my choices
I don’t know
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Gaslight Anthem was a good choice
maybe some Broken Bells, maybe the Baseballs as a campy kind of choice (they do modern pop songs as 1950s Chuck Berry rock and roll), The Sounds, Mumford, Eels, Primal Scream…
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
At a bar?
Give me dirty NOLA jazz.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Oh wait, last 3-4 years?
Fuck. I guess The Thrills.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
The debut album was good
Since then, meh.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
razer black widow (mechanical gaming keyboard) is on sale at newegg
if you have never used a mechanical keyboard before, it is awesome. keep in mind this ISNT the version that has backlights, USB ports, headphone jacks, etc on it (that is the ultimate edition)
my personal review would be ot say go for it if you need a new KB — only issues i have had with it are: a) it is higher than a “normal” keyboard (from the desk to the top of the keys) — i think this is mainly due to the “mechanical” components on each key. the second issue is that the spacebar is even with the rest of the keys height wise and that takes a littl ebit of getting used to…
but overall, a great keyboard, at a very nice price (especialyl compared to other KBs on the market)
oh yeah, and it is NOT wireless, it is USB.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
So...
I listened to some new Limp Bizkit this morning. Gold Cobra. Surprisingly good.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Linkage?
Love some Limp. Takes me back to high school every time.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
here's a youtube link
Haven’t heard through the whole album yet, but its a lot like the original Limp Bizkit and some good nu-metal stuff.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I'll have to check this out tonight
one of my guilty pleasures was the old Limp Bizkit stuff
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
I guess nothing really does it for me like Significant Other...
So much win on that album.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
My burning desire to punch Fred Durst repeatedly...
….has never waned over these long years of his irrelevance.
The emo kids I beat up in school used to say the same thing...
:) I kid.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
No.
I know taste is subjective and all, but anyone defending/admitting to liking Limp Fucking Bizkit is objectively wrong.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't see He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named forcing you to read about his kids
so no.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
/pushmosh
/Red Yankees caps
/JNCO
/FUK U DAD
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
jesus fucking christ...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I knew I'd get at least 1 response like this
I love nu-metal and I’m not ashamed of this. Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Korn, etc. Those are my early teen years right there.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Yeah
I can go with that.
Some very old Korn still catches me from time to time.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Korn has a new song out with Skrillex
Nu-Metal + Dubstep = Greatness
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
do you like disturbed as well? I can't seem to turn off their songs when they come on the radio
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
Disturbed?
The fuck?
I will never be down with the sickness.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
heh...never said my tastes were good and i was talking to gdawg
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
I know, I'm just chiming in.
OOOOOOOOOH AH AH AH AH!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Again, I make fun of push mosh nu-metal
but I also enjoyed bands like Senses Fail or whatever slit your wrists bands were popular in the day. Make fun of me for that and have your revenge!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Disturbed put on a helluva show at OzzFest 2000
I like it when they remake 80’s songs
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Oh yeah, Disturbed is great too
Nothing tops The Sickness album from them though. They’ve had some songs on each album since that are great, but The Sickness didn’t have a single bad song on it and was real Nu-Metal.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Limp = no, LP = God no
Korn = meh, though I enjoyed listening to Blind and a few other songs every now and then for nostalgia.
The correct answer is Rage Against The Machine.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Linkin Park had like my favorite cd in middle school.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
RATM is the best
I wouldn’t classify them as nu-metal really though. They’re apparently getting back together to get a new album going.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I saw them last year
they were fucking awesome.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Serious?
That would be incredible. I still listen to them frequently.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
I don't think Rage fits into Nu-Metal
because they pre-dated it by so much. It’s more they took what Faith No More was doing, playing with the guitars and the occasional rap, and toned down the weirdness, turned up the rap, and made it political.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I always considered Nu Metal that 90's fusion of rap/rock, that Limp and Korn were famous for.
Fuckin’ Family Values Tour or something.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I had that album
Here’s the thing… when I was a stupid teenager I listened to a shitload of Nu-Metal. Doesn’t mean I can’t look back at it and say that I had some really awful fucking taste as a teenager. That’s the thing with nostalgic people. Sometimes, when you’re younger, your taste fucking sucks. You can admit it. You don’t have to listen to hair metal or nu metal or whatever fad it was because you liked it when you were young.
Anyways, besides that little rant… Ice Cube, before he completely went family comedy, was on the first tour and on that live album. Maybe that was the beginning of the end with him.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
when I was a kid
I had a All & Oates CD that I almost played into destruction. “Maneater”..classic
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Hall & Oates
meant no disrespect, Darryl
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Oh for sure
I was totally into screamo/post hardcore tight pants music when I was 15.
Thank God I never got into hardcore dancing. What a stupid fad.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think Rage was more metal with a rapper for the lead singer
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
RATM
Is so fucking overrated…Haven’t come out with a new song since what, 1990?
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Beatles haven't come out with a new song since what, 1970?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
That's still a stupid argument for why they're overrated...
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
The Beatles or RATM?
Cause one has nothing to do with the other.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Well, saying they haven't put anything out in a long time
is a bad argument for why they’re overrated.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Why not?
It’s the same reason I no longer like Aerosmith, Metallica, blah blah blah…I feel like it’s warranted.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I don't understand this mindset.
So when your favorite athlete stops playing, do you stop liking them and start saying they were overrated?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Nevar...
I think I may have misused overrated…I guess I should just say, I’m done with them, and like to find newer stuff.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Wat?
Their first album was 91, I think.
Every album of theirs has jams on it.
I’m gonna blast some Year of tha Boomerang in a bit, and piss off some co-workers.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I like Killing in the Name of, Down Rodeo, Freedom and many more
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
How long can they live off of the songs you two just named?
Gimme some new shit that’s actually good.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
i could listen to that song forever
but yea…i’d be down for a new record
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
You just stabbed me in the dick with your RATM comments.
And to think – I almost watched you give someone a handjob.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
There was no "almost" about it...
That mother fucker was never going 7 innings and you know it.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
GODDAMMIT BEETHOVEN, I'M TIRED OF YOUR FIFTH SYMPHONY.
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET SOME NEW SHIT UP IN HERE?!?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
But seriously...
RATM isn’t dead so whenever they feel like not living off 30 something that want to remember their youth, feel free.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Have they been touring the whole time?
If so, then I might agree. If not, then meh? Bands break up and reform, it’s what happens.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
They broke up a while ago
The lead singer left the band and then Chris Cornell teamed up with them to make Audioslave. I think Audioslave had only one album and then they all did their own solo stuff.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Audioslave had 3
“These should be better based on the talent involved” albums.
Such an underwhelming collaboration.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I'd agree with that to some extent bc Soundgarden and RATM are two of my favorite bands off all time.
But the first Audioslave album was fucking fantastic.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I think that's the only one I've heard then
unless I heard some other songs on the radio.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I loved Cochise
and then didn’t like the rest of the album much at all.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
3 albums, holmes.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
That's what I thought
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
They've all got side projects.
But I would have a 5 way with morbidly obese women if it meant they’d put out a new album.
There’s been rumors about it every fucking few months it seems like for the last few years since they played Voodoo fest in New Orleans for their first live show together in years.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Dude, the machine has won.
They’ve given up and are content to smoke their life away in Marin Co.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Unpopular opinion time
my favorite Rage album might just be The Battle of Los Angeles.
Fucking Sleep Now in the Fire, Testify, Guerrilla Radio…
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Guerrila Radio is my favorite Rage song
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Heh I remember SNITF.
Great video.
Great fucking band.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Some rico from Jalisco passed her name to the boss
Maria…Calm Like a Bomb….great fucking record.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Although not on that record,
Down Rodeo is a great song
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Disagree
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
what about Soundgarden?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Too bad that
RATM + Soundgarden = Shitty
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Wasn't that Audioslave?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Awful...
Just awful.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I immediately regretted watching this.
The only good part of that video was the bouncing tits, and that was erased when Powder shoved his codpiece in the camera.
Also forgot another great Nu-Metal band that's still going strong:
Deftones.
Their last album was amazing.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It was
and I don’t put them in that category
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Ok, I'll put them in the awesome category.
I just listened to Rocket Skates. What an awesome song.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I have ran that album into the ground
It was the only cd in my car for at least 6 months
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Deftones is not fucking Nu-Metal
any more than Alice Cooper is Christian Rock
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have a different definition of nu-metal then you do, then.
Fight me about it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So, Wedge party
Nu-Metal vs. Nu-Metal haters.
Its on like Donkey Kong
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
heh....I'll be there w/ my baggy pants and long tshirt
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
...and red Yankees cap.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I'm going to blast HED P.E. as I run into the tailgate with my mom's station wagon.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I liked one or two of their songs
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I've never listened.
I was too busy getting grounded and blasting ICP in my room and moshing on my bed.*
- didn’t actually happen
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I made fun of some juggalos the other night
“have fun touching each other’s wieners at the Dark Carnival, nerds!!!”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I was a juggalo at 15.
although in my defense… I was a 15 year old kid living in Michigan.
That phase didn’t last long.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Don't get me wrong I had friend that were juggalos...
But we quickly made them learn that they looked like complete fucks.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I listened to ICP
Another Love Song is awesome and I still quote it fearlessly.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
heh, I was listening to them for the first time the other day
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
OMG...me likey
Hed P.E.
Saw them six or seven years ago at the Jaegermeister music tour at Ninas Hideaway in Tempe.
Good shiite.
by DevilManHammy on Jul 6, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
heh...i forgot about them
I’ll blast some coal chamber for old times sake
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
Not sure if Sevendust
has been mentioned. But it seems like every 42 seconds they come out with a new album.
by DevilManHammy on Jul 6, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Their first couple of albums were solid
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
About to hit the sack...
But one random thought to pose: I’ve been totally not that psyched about the music that’s come out so far this year. There’s been a couple of albums I’ve quite enjoyed, but there were a ton more last year. Maybe part of it comes from my laziness in searching for new music.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I'm just gonna throw this out there...
Cake is fucking terrible.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Nope...
I like the nostalgia that Limp Bizkit brings. I hate the music that Cake brings. Seriously, they’re fucking terrible.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I thought it was their worst album period
and it didn’t hook me at ALL.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Fashion Nugget is a pretty fucking great album.
Prolonging the Magic is ok. The next one, what was it? Had one good song: Shadow Stabbing. Haven’t listened to them since.
That’s kind of the progression I feel about Coldplay. Parachutes and Rush of Blood to the Head were very good. X&Y had one good song, Viva la Vida sucked and I threw it away even though I got it for free. Their new single is terrible.
Re: Coldplay
everything that isn’t Yellow can eat the fattest cock.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Er, no, not Yellow, fuck that song
Trouble. That’s the only worth a shit Coldplay song.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Holy reply fail.
I meant that to someone else.
I actually agree with you, That album is solid.
I have that and Rush of Blood still on iTunes.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
coldplay is the worst band of all-time.
i hate everyone of their fucking songs.
fuck them
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
My brother hates them as well
Mostly because people always tell him he looks like the drummer of that band. Ha ha ha.
I’m not a huge fan of Coldplay either. My boy likes to cover their music every now and then. Blech.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
agreed
and their new song is by far the worst piece of shit ever recorded
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
Every Tear is a Waterfall?
Or whatever it’s called. Yeah, I just heard it this morning. If I hadn’t been in the shower, I’d have turned the radio off. Yuck.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
i haven't heard it, but i sure as shit know i dont want to
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a wah-wah-wah-wah-waterfall, FP.
What’s not to love?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Well it depends on your tastes in music
But a few.
Cults – S/T
Danger Mouse & Daniele Luppi – ROME
The Decemberists – The King is Dead
Childish Gambino – EP
Hayes Carll – KMAG YOYO (& Other American Stories)
Steve Earle – I’ll Never Get Out of This World Alive
Big K.R.I.T. – Return of 4Eva (more of a Mixtape, but still)
Wanda Jackson – The Party Ain’t Over
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Wanda Jackson was at Summerfest
I distinctly remember that name.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
She's awesome as hell
been making great music for over 50 years now. She’s one of the few left from that original rock and roll crowd, and Jack White produced and shredded all over the new album.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I just got that Wanda Jackson album
about a month ago. Great stuff.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
gambino!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Heh, Gambino in a bar
That would be interesting.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Different subthread
This is just rad stuff from this year.
And it would probably fit in better than a lot of the other stuff I listed. Like I can’t see a tribute to Italian Pop/Morricone-style stuff in any kind of bar. :)
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Shabazz Palacesn and PJ Harvey are worth checking out.
But I largely agree with you. Pretty disappointing thus far.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yes, yes, yes.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I used to listen to her 4 track demo in high school
it is so different than anything I would listen to and I imagine that if I listened to something similar, I would hate it. Something about P.J. Harvey screaming about liberating herself is awesome
It's funny. I've had the same experience. Her politically-charged stuff would turn me off if done by so many other artists, but damn she can belt it out, and I'm just drawn to it.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
If anybody's looking for a new car
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
PEOPLE ARE AT WORK.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
People need to be lazier and/or less Ivy League inclined, apparently.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
THEY ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
So many rules now!
I’m going to go America all over everybody’s asses!! (That’s the one where they remove all rules from the bar, right?)
Go America, please...
This shit about no hot chick and no dinopenis is really getting old.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
in Soviet Russia, the dinosaur penises you!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
(yes it is)
my buddy has this shirt that i want:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
same site also has these great ones. (sorry for sizing)
and the one i just ordered:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
(oops, the one i want to order -- sold out :( )
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
So I must have one
I’m thinking either the Paddy’s Irish Pub one or the Having Class one.
http://www.80stees.com/products/Having-Class-Always-Sunny-Shirt.asp
http://www.80stees.com/products/Paddys-Irish-Pub-T-shirt.asp
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
man, come the fuck on
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
i dont even know what this means!!!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
xx
Dee: You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop.
Frank: And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I know we've covered this before
but what’s everyone paying for cable/internet? I’m particularly interested in Uverse.
Right now I’m U200; Internet Elite for $111.00 (before fees n shit). Is this bad?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I pay $175 a month for cable + internet
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Holy fuck
I pay like $65. The internet isn’t particular awesome (ATT DSL…probably 5-6 megabits/second at the good times) but I have DirecTv’s 2nd highest package and it is pretty damn good.
I have Charter's largest cable package and their fastest internet
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I will probably change soon
my butthole is getting sore
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
my last bill was 191!!! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah, but i thought i already paid for it...
nope
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
that's exactly what i have
i think
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Included in my rent
woo college apartment
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I pay 240 a month
Uverse 450, HD package (3 TVs), Internet (highest speed we could get here, since I work from home), and phone service.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Jeebus
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Well
We got a great deal when we moved in (something crazy like 450 bucks back in gift cards). We knew we wanted super fast Internet, and I need a landline for work purposes.
As for TV…. we went with the most channels we could possibly get, LOL. We have always kind of planned to downgrade our TV package at the end of the year, we just needed to figure out what we were actually going to watch.
As it turns out, we only watch the HD channels, at all, so I’m pretty sure this price is going down in a few months.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
If you call to downgrade they'll give you a deal to keep it for six months.
I’ve done this four times now.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I have DirecTV and FIOS [includes VOIP]
Internet and VOIP is $88 per month. Internet is 15 down and 5 up.
DirecTV is about $105 a month normally. I also get the Sunday Ticket and Center Ice packages so when those seasons are going shit gets stupid expensive.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Another music related subthread
one just for hating.
WORST COVER SONGS.
Go.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
sugarlands cover of betterman by pearl jam
puke.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 6, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Sugarland should be banned from covering anything
I hate that they recorded Matt Nathanson’s “Come On Get Higher.”
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit that sounds horrible
Somehow I had the misfortune of hearing about 30 seconds of Taylor Swift’s cover of American Girl.
Why can’t these fucking terrible pop-country singers just leave well enough alone!
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Britney Spears. Satisfaction.
I can’t even listen to the Stones version anymore because of her.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
sorta reply fail.
whatever.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Ew.
I’m glad I’ve never heard this.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
She performed it at the VMAs way back when.
I cringe every time I hear that song no matter who is playing it.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
why would they ruin such a great song?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Any thing Britney Spears would cover
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
sex joke
…
..
.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
shit yeah you would
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
oh yeah
I would too. JAM
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Fucking Weezer's cover of The Weight
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i don't really like weezer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
the blue album and pinkerton are extraordinary albums
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
i just never gave them a chance
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
agreed....the other weezer albums are full of meh
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
Worst Weezer cover
is Viva La Vida.
It’s a terrible fucking song that is somehow worse than the original.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Crazy Town (Yeah the ones who did Butterfly)
covering Refused.
I wanted to fucking die.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What the fuck is up with my browser.
I didn’t want to reply to myself.
Failure.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Lol
(sorry for the redundancy)
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Worst cover song ever
Avril Lavigne covering Metallica’s Fuel.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Oh dear Lord...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Goddamn MTV Metallica tribute is how
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Lars can get fucked.
He was the whiney bitch behind the Napster lawsuit. Stick to drumming, asshole.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Needs to stick to having a snare drum that doesn't sound like a damn trashcan.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Tim McGraw's cover of "When the Stars Go Blue"
Somehow, I didn’t mind when Tyler Hilton and Bethany Joy Lenz covered it, but I still much prefer Ryan Adams’ version.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
tim mcgraw's version of tiny dancer!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
There is nothing good about Tim McGraw
or what he does.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I've heard enough of his music
Although I actually did find it on youtube, and yes, it fucking sucks. It’s so fucking pointless, and it’s sung like shit. Why do a version that just doesn’t measure up to the original in any fucking way?
The backup singers throughout the entire verse… what the fuck is this stupid fucking bullshit?
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
It's cool if you don't like it holmes...
At least he’s not Kenny Chesney.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
i like their version of stars go blue more than ryan adams
but then again i dont really care for ryan adams
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I only like a few of Ryan Adams' songs
That’s one of them
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of Ryan Adams
Wonderwall?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Hmm ... tough call
I’m a sucker for the Oasis version, but I don’t hate Ryan’s cover. He makes it a little whinier, where as the Gallagher brothers sound defiant and almost angry. I guess it depends on how you want to hear the song.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
i do hate it.
but thats just me.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
You already said you don't really like Ryan
So, that was a given :)
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Whoever the hell it was...
that decided to cover G’NR’s Sweet Child Of Mine.
Ugh.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Cheryl Crow did this.
Cheryl Crow is a terrible human being.
See also ‘Changes’.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
for the longest time i could not figure out who cheryl crow was
now i realze who you mean
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
no, not in a bad way
it looked SO familiar but i couldnt place the name and was too lazy to google it lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
2 people...Sheryl Crow
And that goddamn no fucking talent waste of space man face having…Fergie…and she can fucking die. Sheryl Crow sucks too but not as bad as Fergie.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
No Cheryl Crow is worse than Fergie at everything including arts and crafts.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Sheryl Crow
Well, she does have better bladder control than Fergie. So there’s that.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
We only know that Fergie has poor bladder control
We don’t know that Cheryl Crow doesn’t have worse and she likely does.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
What is this, I don't even...
At least Crow has talent. And doesn’t look like a dude. And doesn’t piss herself during a performance.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
No, no, and we don't know that for a fact so I assume she does.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Alright we'll settle this once and for all. Crow vs. Fergie. WHO YA GOT?
I’m taking Crow.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Fergie sang in one of Slash's solo album songs
Actually a pretty cool song
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Sorry, can't do it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjmTf31MAe8
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
"will you please show me your AIDS?"
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I don't know what this means officer Bob...But I still ain't clicking.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
That's your choice
and your missing out on a great song and music video
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I'm commenting real time...
This sounds like two dudes fucking for the first time, Gdawg.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Verdict...
That video just depicts Fergie as a good singer, sexy, and attractive. Which obviously isn’t fucking true.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Sorry man
that sounds like I’d imagine a meaty dick in my ear sounds like,
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So last night I was mixing photo chemicals in near pitch black in the bathroom.
Thought I washed my hands thoroughly enough but now that the sun is out, part of my left hand is now blue. Oops.
/CSB
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
and the other side of VFN's thread
BEST covers of all time?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Placebo - Running Up That Hill
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Yeah, it's a Kate Bush song.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
And the Kate Bush version is fucking terrible.
Thank Placebo for making it listenable.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Johnny Cash's cover of "The Mercy Seat" is amazing
I actually have the original and the cover in my current playlist.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I really like Cash's cover of Hurt
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Every time he says I hurt myself today
I think he fell and broke a hip
I loved it though
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
And his cover of Rusty Cage.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
Electric Six covering Radio Gaga
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
my answer:
Jeff Buckley – “Hallelujah”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, yeah
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i know that is kind of a "given"
but damn. what a version.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I prefer Willie's cover
but then I found Buckley to be overrated.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Rufus Wainwright's cover is excellent, too
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Good god.
I thought these responses were still under the “Worst Cover” subthread and I was ready to rage.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm gonna get flamed, but ...
I love John Mayer’s covers of “Free Falling” and “Bold As Love.”
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
and is a mayer fan
that said, the orig version of free falling = awesom
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I don't disagree
But I think Mayer did a decent job of covering it. Then again, I’m so completely biased in my judgement of him.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I got your back.
John Mayer is my hero. I want to be him.
- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
Ben Harper's cover of The Drugs Don't Work
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I like Shinedown - Simple Man
I heard the Deftones play Say it Ain’t So live… that was awesome
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Also, Between The Buried & Me put out a covers album a few years ago
Off the top of my head, awesome tracks from that include:
Bicycle Race
Cemetary Gates
Blackened
Colorblind by Counting Crows
Territory by Sepultura
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Wild Horses - The Sundays
I like her voice so much better than the Stones version.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
Speaking of covers
They Might Be Giants covers Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Nirvana unplugged-where did you sleep last night, pretty damn good
by deityofElvis on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
If anyone here has ever heard Johnny Q. Public do Father Abraham
You get a drink on my tab.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
boommmmm....those fuckers would play on ea others backs
#winning
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
Any punk band covering a non-punk song is generally good
I like the Pumpkins cover of “Landslide”. Those white boys who covered “Boys in the Hood” did a pretty good job.
Dynamite Hack did Boys in the Hood
Also, Jonathan Coulton’s cover of Baby got Back was humorous.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Ooooh, huge second on the Pumpkins cover of "Landslide".
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Ryan Adams - Down in a Hole
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I can do better than this
youtubes, bitches.
Marshall Crenshaw – Take Me With U (Prince)
Eels – Living Life (Daniel Johnston)
The Jayhawks – Bad Time (Grand Funk Railroad)
Otis Redding – Down in the Valley (Solomon Burke)
Social Distortion – Under My Thumb (Rolling Stones)
Ben Folds – Tiny Dancer (Elton John)
John Legend & The Roots – Hard Times (Baby Huey)
Mike Ness – Funnel of Love (Wanda Jackson)
and the aforementioned
Ryan Adams – Down in a Hole (Alice in Chains)
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Mike Ness and Social Distortion
need more time in my playlist.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
Possibly the best concert I've ever been to
some shitty Argie punk bands opened, but it was this TINY ASS converted playhouse, and they just fucking rocked it. A long ass set, the entire band was tight the whole time, great crowd energy… just about fucking perfect.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
that's good.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Drive By Truckers
Like a Rolling Stone, Everybody Needs Love and Rebels. Love me some DBT
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Just got my tix...big crew going.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Can I tag along
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
hell yeah.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
yikes
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Bat for Lashes - Use Somebody
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Failing Replies - by TheJeezus
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jul 6, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heh
that made me laugh.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
pretty sure i am ordering this/wering it to the next rangers game i go to
i might ever wear it to one of the tailgates:
\
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
f you 80stees
for being sold out of the good stuff
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I know this is going to make some people sad
But I decided to ditch the Holland avvy for a little while. Indulge me until I find one I like better :)
River Fenix has some very tasteful dinosaur pictures you could probably have if you asked nicely
i think he’s some kind of a paleontologist
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I'll pass
But thanks for the suggestion
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha ha
Maybe I will someday when I wish to announce that I’m growing a human boy inside me.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
i texted that to pretty much everyone I knew last night
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
you think you CAN find one of those? heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
So many music threads...
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
It's a slow day
for most OT threads.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
So as a followup from yesterday's OT thread
I just ordered a pair of Toms shoes.
I feel like I need skinny jeans now.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
they're crappy traditional shoes here in Argentina
that no Argentine wears that some hippie jackass is pushing in the US.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I'm trying to get rid of my stupid flip flop tan lines
and these seem like they aren’t too hot. I don’t want my feets to be hot, so chucks are out, even though I have a zillion pairs of them.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I used to always wear cheap-ass white canvas laceups
like, the three dollar Keds knockoffs. In marching band I would go through at least one pair of those a season – I’d wear holes in the bottoms, right at the ball of my foot, from all the pivots.
But no one seems to have those anymore – Walmart doesn’t, and the last time I saw a Kmart, they didn’t either. They only knock off less basic shoes now.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I marched in galoshes.
Never wore out, never got my socks wet since there was always dew on the grass.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
psh
we rehearsed in a parking lot. We only marched on grass during games or contests.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I pulled double duty on the football practice field...
Marching band in the morning, football practice in the afternoon…I grew to hate that place.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Before AHS built their huge practice fields in 2000 or so
Football practice took place on the outfield of the baseball field. That’s why Arlington’s field is almost a complete square and is something like 440 to straight away CF.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That just seems really disorienting to me as a football player...
And would have really pissed me off as a baseball player.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
It just meant that our baseball teams constantly had to find guys that could outfielders that could run like gazelles
Or risk giving up triples and in-the-park HRs like crazy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
too bad bigsteve wasnt on your team...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
LOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice callback, KOK
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
damn, i forgot that
you are right
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
This post made zero sense.
I should have proofread it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The founder of the company is from Arlington
and for every pair of shoes they sell, they donate a pair to charity
or joins the junior league or a sorority
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I know plenty of people in Junior League in Fort Worth
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I have a love/hate relationship with mine
The first pair made my feet stink. Sad but true. My new ones are open, crocheted?, (not old lady like I promise) and they’re fine. Love them. Bought before our trip and wore them walking around for 5 days with no problems. Hope you like them.
Yeah I had a pair of tan ones that made my feet reek.
I had to throw them away after maybe 4 months.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How the hell do you post a gif?
Seriously, not being able to post this amount of win is killing me…
SFW
http://animalsbeingdicks.com/page/28
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Testing...
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 6, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
BOOM!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Awesome.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't really like music all that much
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
i don't know what this is
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
how'd you get a picture of me in my uniform?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Oh man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cop_Rock
If you’re adventurous, I’m sure there are youtube clips also.
uh
no thanks
Cop Rock attempted to combine musical theater with the police drama, the latter a genre in which Bochco had already been very successful with Hill Street Blues. The series featured an ensemble cast that mixed musical numbers and choreography throughout storylines.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I'm probably way behind on this, but
the Mets apparently are also using “The Claw”?!
http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/mets/amazin_hold_dodgers_at_bay_E3oPvaMlJCIEZReHJdGaLP
Jose Reyes apparently borrowed it from Miguel Tejada and there’s no mention of the Rangers using it as a team.
"The Rangers are lovely jubbly!!!!"
curious what people's views are on radar detectors
i do not have one (rarely speed) but do people mostly have them? like them? hate them?
and i hope our resident policemen feel free to chime in on this lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I'm gonna assume the people that don't have them are the majority.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I don't mind them
I don’t think they work as well as people say they do, but no problems here. I don’t run radar though. Boring.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
im flat out shocked that there are so few state highway patrolman
on major roads (i30 between texarkana/little rock = none!)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't have one and I speed like a mad bastard.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
if i hadnt met you i would really think you were another person i know
you two are a ton alike lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Spur 408 and I-20 area, right
Mental note….
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
haha, but youuuuuu don't know what I drive
(all the Rangers stickers might give me away though)
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
That and the full car wrap of the naked Nelson Cruz pic...
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I should clarify though
I’m not out there driving 80-100 mph
But I am regularly going 10-20 miles over the speed limit. I tend to drive with the flow of traffic, so if I’m on 75 and everyone around me is doing 85, I’m probably doing about that, too.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
You just said you're not out there driving 80-100...
and then admit you’re driving 85. Now my math isn’t that great but isn’t 80<85<100?
flow of traffic.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I used a bad example
I should have said, if I’m on Greenville and everyone around me is doing 60 I probably am, too.
I don’t really like driving on the freeways around Dallas. No one pays any attention and you have to follow really closely or else someone thinks they can get in front of you, and they will.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
But if I'm the only one around
I’m probably doing 10-20 above the limit.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I do the same thing.
I speed constantly, but not like a maniac. I’m generally going 75ish on 75, when possible.
living outside of DFW for so long has ruined me for DFW traffic
in Abilene, Toledo AND OKC, people drive close to the speed limit on the highway. When I come down to visit the folks, I feel like I’m driving in slow motion on 75 as I stick close to 65ish. Unreal.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
DFW has the fastest highway traffic I've ever spent a lot of time in
That includes southern california (San Diego is very slow; LA is quick when it opens up, but nowhere near DFW) and Houston
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
you mean the general area, right?
i disagree with you on this, they are the closest, but dallas is the fastest imho (lived there in the past)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
faster than DFW?
I know it is quick there, having ridden aroudn a few times. But I can’t imagine that it ever opens up enough (or roads get straight enough) for speeds to average 75 or 80 (which some of the DFW highways can get to, it seems like)
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
maybe I'm misremembering
but i dont think so…that fucking beltway was crazy
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
I doubt people were going fast
there are a lot of shitty drivers who can’t go fast on the curves. So you have a really slow right lane and a really fast left lane. But that left lane is probably not going over 80
traffic in DC is a nightmare
It may be kind of like what you see in Houston and LA, where normally it is so bad that when things open up everyone starts flying. But in my experience, that 65 or 70 just seems really fast because a) you’ve been going really slow just before then and b) the roads and lanes are narrow and even 65 can be too fast.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
I forgot about the narrow thing
I remember when I first moved there it used to get me. It’s really that TX highways are generally wide
they just expanded the highway I take to work
I guess they’re eventually going to make it a 5th lane in each direction, but at the moment the four lanes are just really wide. I feel like Elaine on Seinfeld with her “wide luxurious lanes” after Kramer erased half the lines. Big lanes really are kind of nice…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
People fly in Dallas.
I generally enjoy it, as I like to go fast. It’s always fun when some motorcyclist splats himself doing wheelies though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I'd disagree about LA
I’ve been in traffic out there that the rental car wouldn’t even keep up with when I had the gas to the floor. Mainly north of the Valley, which of course isn’t LA proper, but people drive fast in town when they can.
by Black Francis on Jul 6, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
holy shit
is that JWP with his hair teased out? Yikes…
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I know
but to be fair, they have gone after him many a time.
I don’t know why; that hair is too damn luxurious to be in prison.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I can't imagine he would ever serve jail time.
And even a conviction might not knock him of the court. He’s almost unassailable at this point.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude is ultra popular with his constituents.
And reviled by an equal number of people. Personally, I think he’s hilarious.
They don't work the highways very often
Sheriff’s took over the accidents on all freeways except the north end of 635 and I-35 from downtown to 635. Therefore they get all the traffic grants for those areas. There are no good places to pull anyone over on the two stretches that DPD actually still has, so they don’t run radar on the highways. Don’t blame them either. Fuck running radar on Stemmons.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Dallas PD are too busy. They do sub-contract some of the speed monitoring duties to the county though.
If I see someone gunning or pulling someone over on my drive, it’s usually a constable.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
Constables are all over near Midway/Forest. Fucking sucks.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Not sub-contracted
Stae gives grants for traffic enforcement. By working the freeway accidents, the sheriff’s office gets first dibs at these grants. Constables no longer have a traffic unit.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
a lot don't work worth a shit
Here’s the thing…if I’m sitting somewhere running radar OR driving around just looking for violations, my radar is in “hold” mode, which means it’s on but not sending out any beams. Therefore, there’s nothing for your detector to detect. When I see a car driving fast, I hit the button to send out a beam and I’ve got your speed displayed as your detector is going off. too late, holmes. They don’t really bother me all that much, but a pretty large segement of “our people” are bent out of shape at them and it’s a guaranteed ticket.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I had this written out but IE screwed up and I lost it.
Good description.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
well that in part is a good reason why i dont have one
its one thing to go a little bit faster than the limit, its another to go 120 down I20 lol
can you explain why “your people” get so worked up about it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Our people
think its just like giving a false name or something. Trying to skate around the law. Or at least thats the feeling I get from traffic cops
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
understandable
but isnt a false name way worse? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
"our people" are kind of an excited bunch
I cannot explain sometimes. Like when you pull a woman over and she starts crying, tons of cops see that as “well, she’s crying to try to get out of it…TICKET!” Forget that actual humans have actual emotions and she may actually be crying. I don’t know…hard to explain. I don’t ticket people for the violation of “Contempt of Cop.” I try my absolute hardest to take the violation into consideration ONLY and not any outside things like attitude, crying/no crying/radar detector/confederate flag bumper sticker, etc.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Just doing your job
Don’t let personal feeling get involved. Too bad you’re in the extreme minority.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
What about an Angels bumper sticker....
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
christ, why cant there be more policemen like you + witt(less)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
There are.
They just
a)Dont fuck with most well-meaning citizens
b)Don’t make the 6 o’clock news
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
yeah i wish SBN had an option to edit posts
i would have edited that post in about .2 seconds
everyone has bad experiences w/ policemen, but they are not all as bad as FP would like to believe…
sorry!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
now, when you're driving in the city
I bet the detector is going batshit crazy (if it’s a city that runs a lot of traffic) because every cop car is going to have that intermitent “beaming” going on all over the place. Maybe on open stretches of highway if would help, but all the police car/radar needs to grab ahold of your speed is a clear line of sight (plus some angle shit that’s hard to explain)…bottom line: if the cop car can see you, no radar detector in the world will save you.
Me? I have better stuff to worry about than speeding tickets. But there are plenty who don’t.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
xx
if the cop car can see you, no radar detector in the world will save you.
why i dont hvae one in a nutshell
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 6, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
now it may alert you to a radar around the bend
if it’s going off on a bendy stretch of highway, there’s probably a cop around the corner, but that’s the only time I think it’s probably wortha damn
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
hey loblaw.. i got in a fight with a punk at a casino one time just
over the red river on 44….. the casino “cops” were like dont make us take you in to custody… then we have to take you to federal jail in OKC and process you since you’re on federal property…..
needless to say they were just happy kicking us off the casino property and land so they didnt have to take us to OKC.
is there a special “indian jail” or something up there?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 6, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
That trial scene made me laugh.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
uh
I have no idea. None that I’ve ever heard of. I think they were probably BSing you. The tribal areas have their own police departments and they’d probably take you to the local county jail. Also, there is no “federal jail” in OKC. When the FBI/DEA/etc arrest someone here, they go to county until they can be transferred to the Fed Pen in El Reno.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
One of your asshole Oklahoma highway patrol brethren pulled me over on the Indian Nation Turnpike on Saturday afternoon.
Said I was speeding but gave me a warning. Unless my speedometer is very wrong, I was going 70 in a 70 when he pulled me over.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
one of our asshole OHP Troopers
pulled me over for 76 in a 70 a few months ago. With my wife in the car. They got to talking and turns out this trooper is best friends with my wife’s brother (who is also a cop) and the brother and the trooper had JUST got done having lunch. Wrote me a written warning. The small town troopers literally have nothing better to do.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
do you have factory wheels/tires?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Yes.
And the guy wouldn’t even tell me how fast I was going, by the way. Just said I was speeding and needed to watch it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Speeding question
What happens if a cop didn’t radar you and doesn’t know exactly how fast you were going? Like if they say they were pacing you or w/e. Can you easily challenge that ticket?
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
OK or TX?
They have very different speeding laws. OK’s law is simply if you are over the limit, you’re speeding. In TX, officer has to prove that you were driving at a speed that is unsafe and imprudent to the current or possible conditions of the roadway, such as passing cars, passing driveways, pedestrians present, lighting/roadway conditions etc.
Pacing can be fought in court by asking if the officer’s squad car’s speedometer was accurate, and if so, how do they know.
Speeding is an easy ticket to fight in Texas.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
How do you fight it if they did radar you?
I know there is the trick where you can ask when the last time the radar gun was serviced but anything else?
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Surely you’re not asking to avoid getting in trouble for doing something wrong… heh
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Doesn't really matter to me
I don’t drive in Texas at all and I rarely drive in Chicago. They don’t pull you over for speeding in Chicago
It was a callback to the drunken driving thing
But they don’t pull you over for speeding in Chicago? I guess that’s because it’s a big city… I find Illinois has more traffic cops than most other states on my drive from Texas to Purdue.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
They actual speed is only part of it in TX
But yeah, you can see if the officer calibrated the radar before his shift like he’s supposed to. That “angle” stuff that Bob brought up is used sometimes, but the angle argument usually works in favor of the speeder, making the radar gun reading lower than the actual speed.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
the angle of the violator relative to the radar almost ALWAYS works in favor of the violator.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
how do you fight not getting a DWI?
oh wait, we shouldn’t fucking ask how to get out of shit.
isn’t that the fucking policy, abo3?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
you literally have nothing to live for
because you suck as a person
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude
relax.
But I am glad that you think (by implication) that you have something to live for. Your sourpussing was a bit depressing
i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
jesus
and your ancillary goal is to bring my down to your state of depression?
Anyway, I can’t tell if you are serious or you think this is a funny way to mock me but can you just cut it out? You win. You are creeping me the fuck out.
10 mods and I’m still getting antagonized by a depressed malcontent.
boom roasted
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess in Texas
I was just asking in general since I’ve had friends who have gotten tickets for that before.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
seriously?
that’s awesome…I’d never have to write another speeding ticket again!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
so what does it mean to be imprudent to current or possible conditions
Does that mean its okay to go the speed of traffic even if that’s like 10 mph over the limit?
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I will neither confirm or deny this
But you’d have a decent defense
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Here's from Transportation Code:
(a) An operator may not drive at a speed greater than is reasonable and prudent under the circumstances then existing.
(b) An operator:
(1) may not drive a vehicle at a speed greater than is reasonable and prudent under the conditions and having regard for actual and potential hazards then existing; and
(2) shall control the speed of the vehicle as necessary to avoid colliding with another person or vehicle that is on or entering the highway in compliance with law and the duty of each person to use due care.
© An operator shall, consistent with Subsections (a) and (b), drive at an appropriate reduced speed if:
(1) the operator is approaching and crossing an intersection or railroad grade crossing;
(2) the operator is approaching and going around a curve;
(3) the operator is approaching a hill crest;
(4) the operator is traveling on a narrow or winding roadway; and
(5) a special hazard exists with regard to traffic, including pedestrians, or weather or highway conditions.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
And the minimun speed section
(a) An operator may not drive so slowly as to impede the normal and reasonable movement of traffic, except when reduced speed is necessary for safe operation or in compliance with law.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Yeah, they're very vague
Leaves a lot to be determined by the courts as far as reasonable, normal etc. That’s how Texas go…
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
They really need to enforce this shit more
Tired of people driving 45 on an interstate highway when the flow of traffic is closer to 70+
I support relicensing tests for old people.
I’m just putting that out there.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
the other day
one of our officers was working a car wreck involving an old lady…he was trying to clear the road and instructed the old lady to pull into an adjacent parking lot. Well, she pulled out and smashed right into another car. Now we’ve got 2 car crashes.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Old lady ran right through a damn restaurant
here a few years ago. Thought she was pressing the brake and gunned it. Almost killed some people.
There they are just munching away on lunch and next thing here’s a Buick hauling ass through the restaurant with the salad bar on top of it. Didn’t stop until she hit the back wall.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
What's the average age of a Buick driver?
Deceased.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 6, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I used to drive a Buick
Those were sad days for me
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Yep, there's tons of stories like this.
Hell, my dad’s going to hit 70 in a couple of years, and I’ve noticed his driving going downhill the past few years (and he used to be one of the best drivers I knew). It just happens.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
We don't let my grandma drive after dark for these reasons.
Just too much risk.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
but I wouldn’t think that a traffic court would interpret that to mean that you have to almost always keep it at the speed limit. If anything, that makes it sound like a cop can pull you over even if you are within the speed limit, and that’s not just from (c ).
pacing is the WORST
totally unrealiable. But good luck ever winning in traffic court. I don’t see it happen very often.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
My buddy had one that would go off every time we went by a Kroger or any place with automated sliding doors.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i just made a sandwich and realize I had to pee
took the sandwich into the bathroom, set the plate on the counter and peed. Gross or not gross?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
At home, right?
Not gross.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
yeah
and I should probably add, it’s already been eaten
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
The splash zone
from a toilet is crazy huge. Something like 6 feet around the area gets sprayed with toilet germs. Throw that shit away.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
it was pretty far away
close to, if not, 6 feet. Plus it was just my pee….not like a hobo peeing near my sando or anything
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
It's not just the fact that you're in there peeing.
The microscopic spray of germs from the every day use of the toilet and flushing goes every where. This is why they say not to leave your toothbrush out on your counter.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
then my whole house would be covered in germ spray because we leave the door open
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I leave the door open too
Unless I have guests (which isn’t often). Seriously? What’s the point of closing the door if I’m here alone?
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
DOOKIE SPRINKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I don't know why
But I’m really not worried about it
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i like to use the bathroom with the door open because
it makes me feel like i am in public.
i’m thinking about installing a trough and keeping ice in it, but we’ll see
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
a little pee germ isn't going to kill you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Pff.
“Do I have to drink my own urine? No, but it’s sterile, and I like the taste.”
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Where is that from?
I can hear the guy saying it, but I can’t bring up the mental image.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Never mind...it just came to me.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Bear Grylls drank water he squeezed out of an elephant turd
and pretty regularly drinks his own pee. I think a drop of mine would be fine
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The errant quotation mark in your sig is giving me fury
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
i just saw that
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yeah
in my mouth
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 6, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i love the bear meme
its a wednesday at 115pm? BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
a straight on pee stream and a little deflection here and there
are very different things.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I think so.
That the actual toilet seat was cleaner than the area around it like the counter.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
Fuck this goddamn sandwich...
Nothing consumed should ever be in the bathroom. Food, drink or otherwise. WTF, you like dookie sprinkles or something?
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I wasn't taking a dump or anything...geez
and I cannot say I have an opinion either way on “dookie sprinkles”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Dude it doesn't matter...
There’s dookie sprinkles in the air from previous dumps. Fuck that. No drink or food or anything you swallow goes in the bathroom whether at home or at a bar. Might as well shit in your iced tea, holmes. Just trying to help.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I'll inhale them...
Just won’t eat or drink them…Let’s be real, it’s just one of those things I do, no reason, no rhyme, just eeks me out.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
New meme??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
So you never carry your beer with you into the bathroom at the bar?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
i would like a ruling on this as well
i have before many times
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
No way I am leaving my beer at a bar unless I have my own table with friends there
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
You can cover the beer with your hand
though your hand isn’t probably that great either.
I think I either leave it with friends or just finish the beer before going to the bathroom
finish the beer.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
What if you have no table and are double fisting because the bar is packed?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Pound those suckers down.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Hold it.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
They only time I take my drink in the bathroom is if there's nobody to watch it for me.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
so you DO participate in the consumption of
DOOKIE SPRINKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Man up and eat it.
You have an immune system for a reason. More people starve to death than die from piss germs*.
- probably.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
YEAH!
get in my belly, tuna sandwich covered in dookie sprinkles! Mmmmm…..sprinkles….
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
here's my go to move:
cold pizza hanging from my mouth while taking a pee
it’s beautiful
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I just celebrated this by eating some hot wings while sitting on the toilet
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Gross. Why didn't you just leave the sandwich in the prep area? Backsplash is a bitch...
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't put it on top of the toilet tank or anything
probably about 6ish feet away on the counter. And I didn’t realize until after I was eating it what I had done.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
I do things every day that I don't realize I'm doing until I'm done. Taking food into the bathroom is never one of them.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
then you've never lived, my friend
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You're veering close to Brian Thomas territory.
Also, DB was good this weekend. Crazy Cooter looks like he could be a recurring character.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
the Cooter thing tires me out a bit
but I loved that his house is totally destroyed by the bottle rocket
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The one where he had the bottle rockets go off in his hands because Dave locked the bathroom door caused me to snort loudly.
I couldn’t tell my family why I was laughing…too much to explain.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddamn there's some musical taste fail in this thread.
And I listen to banjo music.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hall & Oates ftw!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Absolutely nothing with the banjo in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYqPs0LInls
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
@OldHossRadbourn: Hoss is gearing up for #SABR41. I have my Dice of Many Sides, Dungeon Master’s Guide, acne, and a story about a girl friend from Canada.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Lovely.
And now, even backup Dallas center Ian Mahinmi is getting into the act of throwing dirt on the old champs. Despite the tumbling reputation of Miami’s LeBron James, Mahinmi told Basket USA.com (hat tip to Hoops Hype.com) that the Lakers’ Kobe Bryant remains in a class by himself as the NBA’s most arrogant player. ‘Kobe is super arrogant but everybody loves him,’ Mahinmi said. ‘To me, Kobe is more arrogant (than LeBron James).’ Something tells me those comments will be relayed to Bryant between now and the end of the lockout. And it will just make that first game between the Lakers and Mavericks that much more intriguing and highly anticipated once it ends."
Kobe's reply
what the fuck is an Ian Mahinmi?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
from Unky Herb
heh
kinda NSFW, I guess. not really, thought.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
Just my read on this: I think those corporate profits get put back into the economy when companies feel that they have a predictable playing field.
As an example, there is still a lot of uncertainty over healthcare and how it will play out as it becomes fully implemented. Companies are also trying not to get screwed a second time if there is a double dip, so they are hoarding cash.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Which is why tax cuts are don't work to stimulate the economy.
In a recession or slow recovery you always have uncertainty. Cutting taxes won’t create jobs because nobody’s buying. When people start buying, companies will invest if it will make them money and it doesn’t matter what the tax rate is.
by Black Francis on Jul 6, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
And I wouldn't advocate cutting taxes right now without some serious thought to reducing spending as well, though that's a macro issue, rather than a jobs-focused issue.
I would certainly be in favor of a general simplification of the tax code that would significantly reduce the number of deduction/writeoffs/loopholes that currently exist in the system. The tax code (IMO) is not a particularly efficient way to organize economic behavior.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Not the way it's currently written, no
Problem is this. As a small business person most of my tax relief comes in the form of deductions. If they take those away and give me a new rate, I have no confidence that they wouldn’t either tax the hell out of me or get get nothing at all from me. Congress would implode if it attempted such a thing.
by Black Francis on Jul 6, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
There is very little political will to start carving back deductions in the tax code without concurrent rate reductions.
Otherwise, you’re just doing a back-door tax increase, which is the last thing anyone needs.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I keep reading rumours
…that the GOP is willing to stop deductions and loopholes as part of a “compromise” to lower rates, though I have trouble believing that. And if they did do it, I bet my rate decrease wouldn’t cover the deductions I would have gotten and I’d end up with a net tax increase. Which I wouldn’t mind if they would spend the money on things that matter, but they won’t do that.
In either event, it’s just not going to happen. Congress loves this convoluted tax code. And as evil as it is, I don’t trust them to rewrite it because it would almost assuredly end up worse.
by Black Francis on Jul 6, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I fear you're right about Congress loving the tax code as-is.
It allows them to cater to their constituents in increasingly arcane ways.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
So much for the "Not trying to get political" thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That part's not really political, it's economics...
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
We're just talking Great Economics
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Prospect Runoff
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262617/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-10-runoff
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262617/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-10-runoff
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262617/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-10-runoff
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
x
JeffWilson_FWST Jeff Wilson
#Rangers say that Brandon Webb is considering his options, one of which is rotator cuff surgery. He’s likely done for the year.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i said all along he wouldnt pitch this year in arlington
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
good job, JW
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
no shit
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Le gasp!
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
BTW I'm about to go drop trou, officer Bob...
And you can bet your sweet ass I’m bringing nothing but a magazine. Not a five course meal.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
you may need a candy bar to keep your strength up
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST(tm)!"
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just remember… a Baby Ruth and a turd look shockingly similar
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Warning: Big GIF, baseball-related
LOL fucking umpires.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I'm assuming he was called out?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yep.
Final out of the game.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Good thing we don't have replay ruining the human element.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
ROBOTS!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
At least it wasn't the Rangers I guess.
it’s somewhat comforting to know that eventually all this pent up rage at umpires WILL spill over like a fucking brick thrown through a window during the Civil Rights Movement (stupid comparison, I’m aware) and we will all collectively rise up and fight umpires.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
That seems like a really difficult call to make
I guess he is clearly safe but not sure that is very easy in real time
He was right on top of it though.
Like he had perfect positioning. Not egregious, but still a missed call that was pretty important. Another argument for replay.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Argument for replay
not an argument that the ump did something awful. He was probably looking at the lead foot, saw that the catcher blocked the plate, and then saw that the tag was eventually made (I think it was). But I honestly don’t know how easy it was to see from his angle.
Fancy sliding though
Well no, he didn't do something terrible
But he definitely missed a call he probably should have made. It was probably tougher in real time, yes, but he’s also a professional umpire, it’s his job to make tough calls correctly. And the other thing is that if he was looking at the tag, shouldn’t he have seen the foot on the plate? Again, I’m not saying the ump sucks, just that he missed a call he should’ve made.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
True
Yeah, it’s a pretty difficult call. I do agree it’s definitely more of an argument for replay than that the umpires suck.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
this
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Perfect for the OT
Would you rather be with someone who dips, or smokes?
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
What do you mean by "be with"?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Then dipper, I suppose.
I don’t really mind smoke in limited quantities, but a full-time smoker would be difficult to deal with.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
it doesn't really matter to me
my wife and i both used to be 1-2 pack/week smokers. Eh. She quit when she got knocked up the first time and I smoke about 5 ciggerettes a week. I dip now (not as much as before), but it doesn’t gross me out.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
come to OKC and meet some
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Lots of old women dip
Have you not seen Gran Turino?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
huh?
are you asking the females?
if a girl was dipping, oh, god, what the fuck would have happened to her to make her do this? i just threw up in my mouth
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That makes you a pussy.
Just pick one holmes. If your girl did either would you rather her dip or smoke?
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
i'd rather her not be a stupid bitch
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddamn dude...
Stop taking it so fucking seriously, it’s a fucking hypothetical.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
it's a stupid fucking hypothetical
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Would somebody get this motherfucker laid?
Jesus fucking Christ. Either that or find Jesus, you fucking depression session asshole.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
would somebody get this motherfucker a better book of hypothetical questions?
Jesus fucking Christ. Either that or find a dick to put up your ass you fucking depressed cocksucker
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I love those books.
Would you fuck Kate Upton if your mom was watching?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
See how fucking easy that was, Tag?
Not every hypothetical has the fucking meaning of life in your goddamn answer you fucking melodramatic shit.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 6, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
your question sucked a fucking dick.
i mean, who the fuck gives a fuck about some dumb B smoking and dipping? NO ONE.
but this question has fucking merit
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude...
This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard anybody say about anything.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
you have read ab03's posts right?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i laughed
at my comment. let me clarify that. not at yours. but at mine. because mine was funny.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
And BTW...
The chances of you dating a woman who smokes are dips is far greater than you fucking Kate Upton you dumb shit.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 6, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
the chances or you confusing the words
‘are’ and ‘or’ are also quite high.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
and then i fucked up on the word 'of'
every. time.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Beat me to it...
Quit being a fucking dumbshit and just answer the goddamn question next time.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
the chances of me fucking kate upton are zero
the chances of me dating a woman who smokes OR dips is also zero.
so, your far greater comment is stupid
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
first, stop calling me holmes.
second, what the fuck is adult life?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll call you holmes all the fuck I want to...
Better than being called a depressed fatty with no women and no prospects on the horizon cause his perfect fucking girl doesn’t exist.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
brettgardner is the scourge of LSB and must be stopped
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Don't call me that...
Tag just pissed me off on a bad day.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
you cut me deep holmes
real fucking deep
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The long and short...
Either answer the question or just leave it alone…holmes.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
closely is she watching
/TDT
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Is she watching me or Kate?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
She's pretty much forced to watch both.
But I dont think there’s any way in hell I could do it.
The only thing I can think of is if she was unseen to me, or like we were just doing it with holes cut in the sheets, but then it’s like what the fuck’s the point of fucking Kate Upton if you’re just gonna waste it on sheet hole sex?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
exactly right.
sheet hole sex has its place, no question. but not for Kate.
this needs to be full on sex fest
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Then I am out.
This question just gets creepier the more I think about it.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
What if she was behind a police lineup window 3 feet from the bed?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I may be back in, because I thought Kate Upton was the girl who just married the prince.
Turns out that is Kate Middleton.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
He should have married Kate Upton
Nothing against Middleton, but if I’m a prince, I’m getting the super premium goods.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 6, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
He married into money
though the country seems enamored with the royals again, if they ever decide to do away with the monarchy, Will will have a retirement fund.
I could do it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
how close is my mom?
like is she right next to me, or is she across the room?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
posted this ebove w/o even seeing your post lololol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
He'd have to be otherwise flawless for me to deal with either of these
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
That's an excellent answer...
Teach Tag a thing or two.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
are you having a bad day, bt2002?
poor little holmes and his bad day
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't trying to teach anyone anything
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
apparently you were teaching me how to answer a hypothetical question
appropriately. so, umm, thanks!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd pick the smoker
I’ve dated a few smokers. It’s not my favorite, but I can deal with it.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
i hate exercise
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
how you say that word?
seh goo you ee
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
are you being sarcastic?
yeah, sometimes I hate exercise and would rather fuck around on LSB all afternoon…but just because I sometimes feel unmotivated doesn’t mean I actually don’t work out…
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
you know that scene in the simpsons movie
where they are giving out free donuts, and chief wiggum almost shoots his head off because he has donuts around his gun?
that is you
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
im starting p90 next week lol
how much am i going to hate my life?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
it's a bitch
but it’s as hard as you make it. twss. FOLLOW A DIET PLAN OR YOU WILL NOT SEE ANY RESULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yeahyeahyeah
so you have said lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I find it hard to believe
…that one could start an exercise program that intense and not see results, unless they started eating a lot of crap at the same time they started the program. Obviously one would have better results with a better diet, but I think the exercise alone would have to be worth something.
by Black Francis on Jul 6, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, these days it's generally accepted that diet is the most important part
Of course, it depends on what you’re trying to do… if you want to lose weight, what you eat is easily the largest component. If you’re trying to more generally “be in shape”, then yes exercise is obviously important as well.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yeah
But to say that one would see no results from the P90x exercises is a little over the top. Maybe if someone were malnourished I could see it. But most people would see some kind of result even if it wasn’t what they’d expect when they considered the effort they put in.
I’d say better than nothing. My problem is I have a bad foot. It’s hard to enjoy any kind of exercise like I used to, and I like to eat things that taste good. So I’ve gotten fat. I’ve done the diet thing and lost a lot of weight, but you get tired of that shit after a while and slowly the weight has come back. If I were able to exercise I doubt that would have been the case.
by Black Francis on Jul 6, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, no results is a little extreme
and also they tend to reinforce each other. I notice that the weeks I don’t make it to the gym I tend to eat worse, which makes me not feel like going to the gym, etc.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
geez, internet nerdz
I was being hyperbolic…trying to reinforce the idea that it’s about BOTH exercise AND diet.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
We're talking about exercising
and we’re nerds? =(
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I'm convinced it's 60% diet/40% exercise
I mean, if you did the workouts and ate like shit, you’d probably see your muscles get bigger, but you definitely wouldn’t look much like the “after” pics in the infomercial.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I would agree with this
On my first go-round with Weight Watchers, I was ridiculously lazy about working out. And I still dropped 25 lbs. in about three months.
Now I’m working out more but also not as diligent about my points (too many vacations and weekend trips…bleh), I’m kind of holding steady. I need to get myself in check.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
My lower back is not happy with me today...
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"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I had seen this gif earlier...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I love how he seems so proud of himself.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
HOLY. FUCK. THIS WINS THE INTERNETS
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha...
Dachshund’s are the dumbest breed of dog in the world. I love mine, but damn are they stupid.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Miniature Poodles, or at least the ones I've encountered,
are dumb as rocks. I can’t imagine a dumber breed of dogs than them.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
My family has had a ton of dachshunds. It really depends on the individual dog.
We’ve had some that were brilliant and some that were as dumb as a box of rocks. If you want a really dumb dog, look for a labrador.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, my labrador is smart!
…sorta
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I've had two dachshunds and I'd consider both of them smart.
Labs can be smart, too, but they act really stupid especially when they’re puppies. I’m convinced that the stupidest dogs in teh world are miniature poodles, as GS said.
Smartest dog I ever knew was a shih tsu or however you spell it.
by Black Francis on Jul 6, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
i could watch this on loop for probably the rest of my life
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there straight video of that?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks to you. Now I will send it to my dachshund-having family members without having to direct them to this thread.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
just direct them to the dinopenis link instead...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
USA v. Sweden - Women's World Cup
Anyone else watching?
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Go America
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you live stream it?
I was watching highlights and the German women are all quite unattractive.
In my own ’MURICAN! opinion anyway.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
ESPN3.com has it on live right now.
I am having difficulty connecting.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
The Swedish women aren't.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
no, i like to watch sports
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I am now
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Damn Swedes.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh.
I blame ESPN for putting up the Hope Solo’s not allowed a goal streak graphic.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I blame ESPN for not letting me watch with Chrome. I have to use IE. Never had a problem before.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it took a while to load for me on Chrome.
Also, that ref was being a little anal about Solo’s heels being on the goal line.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
They're getting good chances...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I think they've played the better game so far
but the Swedes have had the more dangerous chances… it seems like they’ve had 2 or 3 breakaways, including the one that led to the penalty.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
The swedes are pretty exciting to watch.
I watched the Argentina/Bolivia match last night (I recorded it from Friday) and it was kind of slow and plodding compared to this game.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
arg
can someone (anyone?) pick up motion city soundtrack? they have finished their latest album, but after leaving columbia earlier this year are w/o a label…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i've never seen (or heard) of the movie motion city.
but i can pick it up for you i guess. do you want to email me your address or something?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
oh thats a band.
disregard what i said
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 6, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Heh
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude Motion City Soundtrack is awesome
Favorite album?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
my fav songs
are from commit this to memory
my fav disk though is actually my dinosaur life
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Commit This to Memory is my favorite disc
But My Dinosaur Life is a close second.
Oh geez, Dinos…
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to the clubhouse today for pregame interviews
any questions you all want me to ask players?
(sorry for bringing baseball into the OT thread!)
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Is Naps going to keep any of those walk-up songs?
Please, no.
by The Best Micah on Jul 6, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Poor guy's not done with the bet either
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
If nobody else in the press does, and I feel confident enough to, yeah
I’m holding a mic for the photographer for pregame interviews for CBS 11 (I am an intern there).
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me clarify
*If nobody else asks a question I have on my mind
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask if Davis should be in the majors
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
THIS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Ask the Kate Upton question (see above).
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask Napoli if you can.
I’m pretty sure we know what the answer is.
And it would be a rocking HELL YES.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yankees.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
ask Nellie, Feliz and Elvis what's it's like
TO BE TAKUN AR MERIKAN JOBZ, YA GADDAM FARINURZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Oh that reminds me
Genius across the aisle from me last night bitched about “all these foreigners on the team” the entire game last night. He wants to see “American kids” playing instead.
Thank God he took his kids to the sports park in center field halfway through and didn’t come back.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
He's probably mad that basketball's a thug sport these days too.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Alrighty then
I’ve gotta head out to the ballpark now. If you still have questions you’d like for me to ask, if I do, just tweet me them (screen name on my profile page).
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Shameless
started watching it online this past week. That’s one pretty awesome show. Emmy Rossum in it does help…
ARGH!
SO CLOSE!
(watching the soccer match)
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
I knoww...
thought that was going in for a second.
Also, maybe it’s time for a new thread?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Are we pushing 1,000?
If so, yeah it’s time for a new thread.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
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I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, we're close if not over.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah it's approaching 1100 actually
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
FUCK
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You've got to be shitting me...
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
At least we're through either way.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
That goal was just painful though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Aren't we advancing to the next round no matter the outcome of this game?
(silver lining?)
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
but it’s always nice to win the group
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Doesn't that make it easier down the road in the tournament?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Winning the group gives us Brazil in the next round; losing would give us Australia, but sets up for Germany in the semis.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's the opposite, actually
according to the broadcasters
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 6, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you for the correction. I must have it mixed up.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
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GrantWahl Grant Wahl
HT USA 0:2 Sweden. Americans staring at a quarterfinal against Brazil instead of Australia if this result holds. Time for Morgan, Lindsey.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I swear, if the US drops out in the round of 32 again...
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Oh, hey, look who it deflected off of.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
ARGHHH!!!!!
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 6, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh.
Again, so close.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
What is everyone's opinion on bring brooms to the ballpark? I have done it for a while now and I'm ~.700 in those games
but the fogeys that work the aisles say it’s bad luck.
I just think it looks stupid.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I say no.
It’s a jinx.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
New OT Thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262920/7-6-pm-dawn-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262920/7-6-pm-dawn-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262920/7-6-pm-dawn-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/6/2262920/7-6-pm-dawn-ot-thread
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