7/7 OT Thread
by chief on Jul 7, 2011 4:25 AM CDT
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The "it sucks to be at work this early" edition.
If you're going to bring a bag full of money with you to Wal Mart, you should probably check the shopping cart for it before you leave.
James Spader is joining the cast of The Office. It looks like he's replacing Kathy Bates' character though, and not Steve Carrell.
And on this day in history...
1456
Twenty-five years after her execution, Pope Calixtus III annulled the heresy charges brought against Joan of Arc.
1846
Commodore John D. Sloat occupied Monterey and declared California annexed to the United States.
1898
The United States annexed Hawaii.
1946
Italian-born Mother Frances Xavier Cabrini was canonized, becoming the first American saint.
1981
President Ronald Reagan nominated Sandra Day O'Connor for the Supreme Court.
2005
52 people were killed and hundreds injured in London when terrorists bombed subways and a bus.
Read more: This Day in History: July 7 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1RPSVku4n
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I believe that 2005 incident is what spawned my favorite cover story of the the last decade.
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3 day work weeks rock.
Also the College Baseball Hall of Fame weekend was greatness.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
Jealous
I haven’t had a chance to take any vacation this year, so I’m relying on holidays for my R&R. I hope to remedy that by September.
I have one this week too
but it’s being supplemented by a trip to Wisconsin tomorrow..ugh
by DevilManHammy on Jul 7, 2011 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Stevens Point
AKA Northwoods…middle of cheesehead McDouchy’s. The wife has family up there, so time to get obliterated at the Hilltop Pub.
by DevilManHammy on Jul 7, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
At least you'll have mosquitoes the size of sparrows to keep you entertained,
or maybe that was just Madison.
google plus is evidently open for anyone to sign up?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
¿que?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
plus.google.com
i sent out invites though :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Still closed for me
I did wake up to the new Gmail look this morning, though. So far I like it.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i want to like it
but as long as they F up the location of the chat window (is about an inch too far to the right, cutting off peoples names after teir first name) is killing me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I don't think I follow you here
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
my issue is that the chat widget on the right is shifted over by an inch closer to the outside of the screen
leaving me with peopels first name’s only in chat due to being cut off by the outside of the window
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
default is on the right i thought
maybe it is just IE (side note: fuck IE)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
same here lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hm
I see what you mean about it being shifted over, but the names are fine for me.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
hmmm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I saw the preview and wasn't blown away.
The google + is still showing limited access to me too, and no sign of the invite you sent yesterday …
:(
i promise i sent it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Someone sent me one and I never got it either.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Bigger right margin too.
WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME TO HAVE EMPTY SPACE IN MY BROWSER, GOOGLE? I DON’T WANT TO MAKE MY WINDOWS BIGGER.
i concur
fix this.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
settings --> themes --> preview (there are 2)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Like the Calendar look
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
What the eff?
Gmail is still the same, KOK’s Google + invite never showed, plus.google.com still is saying nobody new can sign up. Why is my internet so different from the rest of you?!!
Mine is exactly the same as yours
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Obviously your hipsterness doesn't translate to the internet.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
no one has gotten them :( :( :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You can go into themes in Gmail and change it to the preview of the new look
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
its google's social networking thing basically
from wiki:
Google+ will be built as a layer that not only integrates different Google social services, such as Google Profiles and Google Buzz, but also introduces many new features including Circles, Hangouts, Sparks and Huddles
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Facebook with more privacy built in?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
umm kind of
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
And, it seems, better organization of your social circle
For instance, if I post a picture to Facebook/Twitter of my wife and I making out with a stripper over a pile of blow in Vegas, I would want you guys to see that, but not my Nana.
Mostly I’m interested in the consolidation. I use Google for just about everything, and if my social network is there too then it’s 2-3 fewer things to check. I’m leery of putting all my eggs in the G-basket, but in for a penny in for a pound I guess.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i actually made an LSB circle lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You can't already do that on facebook?
I feel like you can do that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
xx
FB’s privacy settings are…unintuitiveshitty
fixed for you
you cant do it on FB like you can on google+
on G+ you put people in buckets and you can determine what they can/cant see based on which bucket they are in.
say you want them to only see your email address, bam.
if you want thme to see email+phone number+physical address, bam.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
This is awesome.
I’ve been wanting facebook to do this for a long time. Sounds like I might be signing away more of my life to google… sigh.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
eh they already have enough of my stuff
at this point im all in
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I just hope 'Don't be evil' is real.
Otherwise, I’m thinking Google=Skynet.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Sure you can do it in FB
but you’re right, it’s not intuitive at all, and I had to read up about it before I started changing all my settings.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
That's the thing though
Facebook has been like that for a while. Their stupid ‘opt-out of groups’ policy is another example. Realistically, you have to make things easy to use, or people won’t use them. Instead of spending 30 minutes trying to figure out how to make a picture only available to certain people, I just won’t post it… so if a better option comes along, good-bye facebook.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
You kind of can when it comes to it showing up on news feeds
but it’s a pain in the ass and if someone goes to your page I’m pretty sure they still see everything you posted.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
You can change it for your wall too
but it is a huge pain. Worse than the news feed settings. I’m glad they have the option to view your page as someone else would see it, because it took me forever to get it how I wanted it.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
arent the options things like
“friends of friends”
“friends”
“everyone”
“network”
etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
No, you can change it to "custom" and use your friends lists
which is what I did.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
had no idea
may use that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I couldn't find you in that pic.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Damnn
MinorLeagueBlog Top Prospect Alert
#Marlins prospect Christian Martinez busted with $138K worth of cocaine at JFK airport. nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/…
fixed
FORMER #Marlins prospect Christian Martinez busted with $138K worth of cocaine at JFK airport
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep
Kind of like Eliot Spitzer hosting a show on CNN. What kind of drugs were involved that made that sound like a good idea?
by BEW on Jul 7, 2011 8:11 AM CDT up reply actions
uhhh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
fuck yeah
now, do they put that blow in circulation at some type of discount?
some sort of police auction?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Seven minutes on my road bike from my front door to my desk.
Fuck you commute, fuck you in the ass.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
gloating
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
DON'T CALL IT THAT!!!!!
/benjihana
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Oo, scoreboard.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
5 minutes walking.
Pow-pow.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Dirk and Ali are BFFEs
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
xx
Just don’t Wurzburg it up too much, strap on the gloves, and decide to take anyone on that dares make fun of Jose Juan Barea’s height. We need those shooting wrists intact when the next NBA season starts, sometime in 2014.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What did Dirk mean about politics?
Is that a Der Spiegel joke?
by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 8:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes, I believe it was.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is LSB running slow or does it just hate Chrome?
It’s the only site that doesn’t want to load properly.
It's been having issues for me lately. Doesn't usually matter which browser I use but this morning has been especially bad for chrome.
It’s like they have too much bullshit trying to load on the page initially.
I think something is up with the site (not as much at the moment but earlier).
It does appear to have considerably higher latency than other sites I’m on at the moment.
it always runs slow for me
slows down my entire firefox instance while it loads, only site that does that to me
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Over the past week it's been kind of screwy
Some days it will take forever to load, then Chrome will pop up with a “Javascript is running slowly” warning, I hit stop, then it loads fine. I blame the ads.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I think it must be as well
It’s so stupid though. I visit other sites with lots of ads that don’t have this issue. I ping’d lonestarball and it was coming back with average results consistently 3-4 times higher than the other sites I visit. The maximum was something absurd though.
Defense for Anthony trying to reduce her 4 counts of lying to investigators to 1 count citing double jeopardy
Because all 4 acts occurred on the same day. The lady arguing seems to be in over her head.
It's dumb.
She’s going to be released.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
nope, she'll remain in prison to serve out that remaining year
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
Is that official?
I was hearing that with time served and good behavior she would just be released. 4 years is the max.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Read in the paper today
she wrote a friend she wants to adopt an Irish baby “accent and all”. She must be dumber than a box of rocks
by BEW on Jul 7, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
not official apparently...cnn sucks
we’ll see, she did get the 4 yr max sentence but they’re determining w/ good behavior and the 3 yrs already served exactly how long that will be.
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
And I guess that is 1 year in jail for each count, time served consecutively
and will give credit for time served.
That's a dumb argument.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah, this is stupid
I know little to nothing about criminal law, but I wonder if it’s different if she tells the same lie to multiple investigators on the same day.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
If you cant do the time
do the crime in Florida … or maybe southern California
The best kind of pop tart is generic, no icing, and strawberry filling.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This is the correct answer
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
brown sugar
FTW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
untoasted
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
but,
toasted and some butter?
get serious
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
This, but toasted.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
wildberry
or cherry with the cherry frosting.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Here we go.
This man speaks truths.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Smores
Come the fuck on, it’s Smores flavored.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I like the way you guys think
Those two flavors and frosted cherry are my favorites.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
STRAWBERRY
i will fight you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I have 8 unused season tickets that we're going to exchange
don’t want to lose the parking pass either
I have a friend who does it all the time
He apparently never has any issues
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I always just tear the bottom tag off and hand it to them.
Never a problem.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
It has the game number on it, but I don't think it has the date.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
No icing?
Communist.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Pikey.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You want to dance?
Let’s dance.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I never fight a pikey.
Or even do business with them, for that matter.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I bet ya can box a little, can't ya sir?
Aye, you look like a boxer.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
jam is correct
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I love you more than my cop brother in law.
By a lot.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
sweet!
I’ve long thought that I was in the SUPER minority by preferring plain strawberry poptarts. 2nd place for me is untoasted frosted brown sugar cinammon
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Gosh, me too.
I’ve got a lot of mixed up emotions right now…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm getting verklempt
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
This is going to make me seem old...
but I have some questions about playing games online with others.
I’ve never done it before, but I’m seriously thinking about giving it a shot with Civ V. Does anyone else here play Civ V multiplayer online? What’s the difference between the Online and LAN options? How exactly does it work? Are there time limits for turns? What happens if someone leaves the game? Can everyone stop and save the game and resume it later (Obviously Civ games can be pretty long)?
I’m obviously not much of a gamer, but I love me some Civ and feel like I’m doing myself an injustice by not giving the multiplayer game a shot.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Online = over internet
LAN = local network
No idea how Civ multiplayer works. I don’t really think the pace lends itself well to multiplayer.
The pace is what would concern me as well...
the games can already be very long, not sure how long they could be with numerous people playing online.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
last time i played civ vs someone else
it was civ II, multiplayer hot seat — sadly i cant help much either
you should check out the big civ sites:
www.apolyton.net/
www.civfanatics.com/
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Thanks, I'll check those out too.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Seems like it would be like Words with Friends
You make a move. An hour later when they notice you’re done, they make a move. Rinse and repeat.
for what it is worth i tried playing Civ V
and wasnt a fan
i REALLY should ahve picked it up on steam ealrier this week though :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I enjoy it...
not as much as Civ IV, but I like a lot of the new features and the new grid.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
great great great game
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Disagree...
I’d probably go IV, II, V, III, I.
I love ‘em all really, but if I had to rank them, that’s how I’d do it.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
2 is the best of the ones that I've tried.
Though I haven’t given V a shot yet.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I've heard it's harder than hell
and as such is the ultimate TROLLFACE to the people who were hoping it was another Farmville.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I spent a lot of time with 2, but my love is with IV for some reason
Can’t really place it, but I was fully addicted to IV for at least a year.
See II was that way for me. I spent way too much time into that game.
Each play through took ages and I played way too many playthroughs.
I mentioned here before that I ordered the ESPN book
somehow the courier service fucked it up.
We got someone else’s book gift-wrapped. I don’t know what book it is, but from my wife’s description, it’s way too thin to be my ESPN book.
I don’t think it’s an Amazon book with the gift wrapping and card, just a gift that the people here switched the boxes on. Unfortunately, we have no contact for the courier. We didn’t get a copy or anything.
FUCK.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
damn :(
curious, why do you buy hard copies of books being in ARG with the shipping issues? is there a reason you dont use an e-reader? (cost?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yeah, I don't have a tablet
or a Kindle, and reading it on my phone seems… unfun.
This is actually the first ever issue I’ve had with books. They usually ship fine. Everything else gets fucked up, generally.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
You should just buy a tablet
What’s 500 bucks give or take.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Or a Nook Color for $250 if you feel like getting crafty with it.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
yeah you can run android on it like a boss
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What's better, Nook or Kindle?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I say Nook Color
but if you’re strictly looking for an e-reader and not a lot of other functionality, then Kindle has a better pricetag, battery life and connectivity.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I looked at the nook color and the Kindle
and chose the Kindle, because I already have an iPad – it’s just too heavy to hold in one hand. The kindle is super lightweight and doesn’t feel as fragile as my iPad.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
This is kind of an Android/Iphone question
I like my Kindle, but I didn’t need all the extra features that a Nook has.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
This is kinda what I'm thinking too...
I’m looking at getting one for my wife for her birfday.
I just remembered after posting that question that there was a thread on this not too long ago too. So I was reading others opinions there. Seems like if you’re only interested in using it for reading that the Kindle 3G seems like the better choice.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
What my wife asked for for her birthday:
A record player
Salsa from El Fenix, Taco Bueno, and Joe T Garcia’s.
She’s so weird.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Um...weird, or awesome?
(Except for Taco Bueno. WTF?)
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I haven't been since I was like 12
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
She loves the stuff.
Salsa queen, that one.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's awesome
My birthday’s coming up, and I have no clue what I want. Well … that’s not true. I just can’t think of any realistic requests.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
i think i'm getting a kindle from my wife for my birthday
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
For my friend's bday
His wife threw a party and every one chipped in $20 to buy him an iPad 2. He was STOKED. I was jealous.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Eh
I’d take that if it was possible, but he’s not my first choice.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
…anymore?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
he's dropped some lbs and looks pretty sexy
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
He still looks good
But he’s just not at the top of my list anymore
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis is hurt, but he understands. He's got a man crush on this guy too:
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Ha ha
That’s the first time I’ve actually SEEN Mike Olt. Hmm. Interesting.
Still not doing it for me. I have a one-track mind these days. And that’s not a good thing.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll get to the bottom of this. Its got to be this guy, right?
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
No it's some piano playing guy.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
guitar!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Nimble fingers
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Nope
You guys are so cold.
The baseball boys are kind of secondary to me right now.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
No
See the comments by matchst1ck and KOK
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh a musician
Meh, chicks always have infatuations with musicians. It’s like the ability to play an instrument blinds women to the ugliness of the person playing it.
He's not ugly
And it’s not like he’s some musician I’ve never even talked to (although I heartily support those crushes before and have had a few of them). He’s just a casual friend and fabulous musician who has stolen my attention. I’m not ready to say he has my heart because I don’t think I know him well enough to “love” him. And I probably never will, which actually makes him a very safe crush. I’m all about safe crushes these days. They’re less painful.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Safe crushes, eh?
Well I guess that explains the Davis thing. Nothing safe about that Crush
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
LOL
He’s pretty safe too. Except when I try to get his attention for an autograph or a picture. And he just smashes my heart with his rejection.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Aaaaaand
He just messaged me on fb at the same time one of his songs came on my last.fm station.
The universe hates me.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
is the the guy from Insane Clown Posse?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Nah, it's Tyler, the Creator
Everybody’s favorite misogynist.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
heh
he puts out solid music actually
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
man let me tell you three things
el fenix salsa is wonderful. i have joe t garcia salsa in my fridge right now. also, the el fenix margarita mix is also delicious. i love el fenix
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I miss it so hard.
The best restaurant salsa on the planet.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
A girlfriend in college
who was back in Texas while I was in Arizona once sent me a box with 30 diffferent kinds of chips and salsa. It was awesome.
I plan on it
when I go to the US in November. It’s going to be our one big splurge thing. Although I love my iPhone, I’m thinking an Android tablet so I can load videos on there that aren’t just mp4s.
Wait… Android has a Kindle program, right?
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions
yes sir
it does
look at the galaxy tab (size) or nook color (ability to do a bunch of shit) as both should be fairly cheap by then
personally, i cant WAIT for a tablet with kal-el (Next generation processor) on it. SO EXCITED>
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Never even heard of kal-el (cool name)
Looks like I need to be planning ahead for the Stark processor though
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
xx
<a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CCYQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.engadget.com%2F2011%2F05%2F29%2Fnvidias-quad-core-kal-el-used-to-demo-next-gen-mobile-graphics%2F&ei=2rgVTqicIqb10gHx1qzpAg&usg=AFQjCNE-_yocyIqJIlca5IWqqCHX-2S37Q&sig2=u-uDLoxAKpQYEG8dkSq1BA" target="new">link
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I wonder how much the tablets will be for this.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
$Texas
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
lol, I hope not
I don’t mind paying the 500 bucks for a tablet that’s worth it, but I hope its not like crazy Xoom prices or anything.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
That's a HEMI in a tablet.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Is that guy ok?
What was his deal yesterday?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
He said he was going into hiding and that his life was virtually over.
Or something.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yeah i saw that
wtf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
he's going to live in a van down by the river
or something
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't want to step on any toes
but I kind of assumed he was having marital issues.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
oh shit, he did say he was married.
and now he’s looking for a one bedroom.
shit hit the fan
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm a ninja.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Or this entire American in Argentina thing
could just be a cover.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I hope so too
His post made me sad for him
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Of course its virtually over
But just give him one of those kal-el processors and he’ll be going again in no time.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
makes sense
i really like reading on my ipad 1st generation and reading on my phone (droid X) really isnt as bad as one would think
i would guess you should be able to pick up say a galaxy tab or nook color (the thing has a HUGE android dev group/base, they run <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCQQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cyanogenmod.com%2Fdevices%2Fnook-color&ei=dbUVTt7PKYHo0QGjq-h1&usg=AFQjCNGZ4fQymUQI01Xxx6i4Mt2p5WxifQ&sig2=8KbspgcEyOdAjmlcPcoUZg" target="new">CyanogenMod on the thing for gods sake!) in the near future as new tablets are released, etc
i like the idea of a kindle but ATM i have another tablet and just dont think i can bring myself to buy a device that is basically single use…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You heard anything about the EVO tabs?
Might go jack around with one at lunch. I’m missing my (stolen) iPad.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
have not really
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
We still get books delivered from a former resident's book club.
The books are a series of trashy “romance” novels called Babies and Bachelors. High brow stuff.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
curious
stupidsexyflanders do you post on the green (ask mefi)
i ask because i have run across that username here and there (you/whoever it is is very active on ask mefi)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Prospect Voting
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/7/2264026/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-11
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/7/2264026/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-11
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/7/2264026/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-11
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
fallout 3 GOTY (includes all DLC)
is 10$ at direct2drive (slickdeals link)
if you need a time sink this is the game for you.
if you like to explore, this is the game for you.
if you like fallout but havent played since FO2, this is the game for you.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
you mean way too easy after you get fawkes
that was bc of a glitch where he basically could not die. at all. even with a direct hit from a fat boy.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Even without Fawkes...
At level 20, you just steamrolled everything. The only thing that may give you trouble is a Super Mutant Behemoth. I would just wander around with Ol’ Painless, shoot Super Mutants in the face a couple of times and they’d die.
lol
you play the new vegas DLCs?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
umm dead money was...strange?
honest hearts i liked a whole lot though. best looking of any of fallout 3/NV core game/DLCs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
BUY THAT RIGHT NOW
such a good DLC.
no, seriously. go get that ASAP
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
This man spits hot truth.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I still haven't picked up Shadow Broker or Arrival
From what I’ve heard, I’ll pretty much HAVE to get Arrival finished before 3 comes out, because it’s an integral part of the story.
I need to do that.
I keep planning on it and then not for whatever reason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
its less fun than shadow broker
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
then again shadow brokers may be the best DLC ever
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
It's critical to the plot of the third game
The decisions in it are made for you if you don’t play the DLC yourself. I don’t like that.
At some point I'm going to have to play this whole Mass Effect thing, aren't I?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Only if you like doing things that are awesome.
If you don’t like that, by all means, keep denying yourself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
How long are those games? Is it a pretty straight shot through the story, or are there a lot of sidequests to do?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
As long as you want them to be, hoss.
You’re better off doing all the side stuff, but I wouldn’t say the game itself is much longer than 20 hours.
Does that sound right to you, KoK?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
PLUS!!!
Alien sex.
/nomoreneedstobesaid.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Eh, I always stuck to the human sex
Ashley in the first, Miranda in the second. I’m interested to see how that plays out in the third.
I consider it like Pokemon.
I gotta have ’em all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You never know what kind of STDs those Quarians are carrying
I mean, that’s what the suits are really for right? AIDS suits?
i fucked it up big time in my 2nd play through
hit the wrong button, and tali wont have anything to do with me
side note: 2nd play through of ME2 was as an adept…and it. is. awesome.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I really hope they change the dialogue system in 3
I fucking HATE clicking thorough a conversation and accidentally making an irreversible mistake, then having to load up a save from an hour earlier. At least the second game did a better job of auto saving.
hell yeah
i was pissed w/ the tali thing. i didnt want to go back in time and re-do her whole mission again
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
wait
i was a biotic
not an adept
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
i think biotic = ME class
adept = something else?
its blocked for me at work (google search link) — help me out?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
.
The Adept is the ultimate biotic, able to affect the physical world with the power of the mind. Adepts are durable and powerful manipulators of mass effect
yeah click on it lol go to the wiki page
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Classes are
Adept, Soldier, Engineer, Vanguard, Sentinel, Infiltrator.
Adept, Vanguard, Sentinel are the biotic users.
ok i played as vanguard first time
adept second time
what is a sentinel? infiltrator/adept combo?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
gracias
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
also, biotic powers = great
i played the majority of the time w/ a krogan in both games (heavy weps) so that was no issue
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, in ME1 I definitely suggested the Menage a Trois.
That stupid Ashley declined. Like a jerk.
I had a big problem in my first ME 1 playthrough.
I went down core story missions too early and I was unable to defeat the Asari chick on the ice planet. And you can’t go back, so I was just stuck. Had to start over and level my guy up much higher before I fought her again.
I hate when you can miss stuff like that.
I’ve had to do that on too many games because I have the absurd desire to completely finish a game.
The last time I played on the highest difficulty level in ME2
There was one fight I just could not beat. Took me hours and hours and hours and dozens of attempts to do it. I think it was on the planet where you have to initiate the defense weapons and fight off the flying thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That part is really hard.
The other parts that always got me are when two heavy mechs would show up.
The big floaty blogs that freeze you also piss me the fuck off.
Is it more of a fast-twitch combat system, or a menu based system?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
It's very different from a FPS or other 3PS like Gears of War.
In ME 1, you din’t even really have to aim very well.
The one where you have to kill 3 heavy mechs
before they destroy 20 boxes or whatever. That was freaking hard.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that part.
It’s critical to only get one’s attention at a time. Another mission that I died a couple of times on is where you answer a distress call, you go turn it off, and the security mechs just start going haywire, and they flood out while a sandstorm blows up, and you have to get back to the ship. Pain in the ass.
I just said the opposite.
I tried to engage more than one at a time and beat them together.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's not a main mission, though.
And the way you do it is to engage them all and just use whatever you have that is biggest in your bag.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
its an awesome gun
i used that or the avalanche.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
yes it is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh I've had that problem on a BioWare game before
I think I told the story, but long story short I couldn’t beat the final boss of KOTOR because I didn’t give me guy offensive force powers. I was so pissed.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
that was my issue w/ saren at the end
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
By the time I got to Saren, I was so powerful....
That I just squashed him. I don’t think he ever even drained my shields once. But that was not on the hardest difficulty setting…
It wasn't hard.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Have you seen the changes to the classes they are making for BF3?
Similar to BC2 but a few changes in there that I actually kind of like at the moment.
Such as?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Assault gets the med kit and defib
Medic becomes “Support” and I assume gets the ammo boxes. They are more there for support like laying down cover fire (which actually fucks with people…makes their screen fuzzy and hurts their accuracy).
Not sure how many changes there are, those are the ones I noticed though.
I hate that consoles
are stuck in the FPS rut that PCs were in a few years ago. Someone put up a pic of all the shooters coming out this year and how every single one of them uses the CoD ironsights method.
That's not really the problem
The problem is there are like, 12 games coming out with this system this year alone. A little variety is nice, no one needs that many FPS. It’s the same rut PCs were stuck in around the time of quake 3.
And most of those FPS are going to be junk regardless of whether they use iron sights or not
Who cares about them?
I guess i was more complaining about the number of shooters
and less about the ironsights. I’m not going to post the pic, because it’s ginormous and i don’t feel like resizing, but here’s a link. It makes me sad. Not much creativity in console gaming these days. Linky
I've seen the pic.
I really don’t see how that is a condemnation on the creativity of gaming these days. That is such a minor aspect of the games. I’ve also read the article the pic is from and think it’s mostly full of shit.
You don't agree that there is a glut of FPSes coming out?
I mean, the story and setting can be different for each game, but they’re all pretty much using exactly the same mechanics. I enjoy a little variety in gaming, and it seems that 80% or so of the really major titles slated for this year are FPS.
No I do not agree
I’m not even sure that if you cut that percentage in half your statement would be correct.
Ok, on the list of non-FPS major releases
I’ve got Diablo 3, I guess you could count inFAMous 2, Batman: Arkham City, Skyrim, maybe the new Zelda. I can’t think of any others really.
There were 9 shooters on that pic alone, and that doesn’t cover even half of them. You still have to add Red Orchestra: HoS, the XCOM game, Bioshock infinite, Doom 4, Serious Sam 3, and others.
Maybe I just don’t consider enough of the non-FPS games major releases.
Seriously?
It doesn’t take much effort to add to the non-FPS list.
AC: Revelations
Uncharted 3
Last Guardian
Batman Arkham City
Dark Souls
Any number of sports games
Alice Madness Returns
The Sims
The Witcher
Fable 3
Lego games
Mortal Kombat
That’s just off the top of my head
Hah sports games
good catch.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Like I said
I probably just don’t consider enough of the non-FPS titles to be major releases. More of a bad perspective thing I guess. I just don’t care about any of the games on that list, other than maybe MK.
Then you're letting your personal bias affect your viewpoint
All of those are pretty major and/or popular titles
Just to chime in here, I'm quite the opposite.
I don’t consider FPS titles to be major releases despite their advertising. The lack of originality and forced replaying of certain sections has me thinking anything but are major relases (Madden, Fighting Games, Little Big Planet, etc)
There is a lot of shit everything always coming out.
I don’t play most games. But for me, my favorite type is the FPS.
Heh, from the comments
Is it because there is ADS in all FPS games? If so, that’s like taking screenshots of a bunch of RTS games and saying ‘We hope you like selecting multiple units!’ or getting a bunch of DS games and saying "We hope you like using a stylus!"
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
As an old-school PC FPS player who hasn't played recent console shooters,
what a weird looking set of screen shots.
Is this trend a response to controllers being less accurate than mice or something?
Its a response to CoD selling millions of copies
It’s not a particularly great mechanic in my opinion. I much prefer a crosshair and the gun taking up as little of the screen as possible. And a mouse and keyboard of course.
Yeah, it looks stupid.
It also looks like a weird throwback to old, old FPSes with the gun-in-the-middle layout.
Eh, i've been playing them since
Wolfenstein 3d. They’ve come a long way since then, but the formula is tired to me now.
I didn't either.
Final mission was cool, final battle was silly. Shooting him in the eyeballs? What is this, Transformers 3?!! AMIRITE!
yeah i palyed on too high of a difficulty setting on my first play through
wayyyy high
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
i think 10 each is do-able
i rolled through ME1 and spent more time in ME2
depends how much you put into exploring/mining the hell out of the universe lol
20 sounds about right
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Great.
For me, this means 50-60.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Same here.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, looks like I know what game I'm getting next.
When is the third one supposed to hit?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Unless he is like me and has about half a dozen games he is looking forward to towards the end of this year.
I’m going to spend an ungodly amount of money on games late this year.
I basically limit myself to NCAA and one story game at a time.
Once I graduate and start making money/having more unoccupied time… it’s going to be bad.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Between now and end of year i will have bought or pre-ordered the following
Last Guardian
Batman Arkham City
Uncharted 3
BF3
Assassin’s Creed: Revelations
Sly Cooper Thieves in Time
Also thinking about picking up Dragon Age and Catherine.
Catherine looks pretty weird.
The guys at the store were trying pretty hard to sell me on that one when I was in there last.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll probably go
ME1, then AC: Brotherhood, then ME2, then we’ll see where I am. I tend to pick stuff up used because I don’t like spending money.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Most games I will pick up once the price goes down
If I can find a good deal early on I’ll grab it. Most of these games I’ve been waiting a long time for though so I will probably compulsively buy them all.
Best Buy has a deal where if you preorder 5 games off a list
You get a $100 gift card when you pick up the 5th. So yeah…that may affect my decision as well.
Unless you disliked the first one
I’d definitely recommend inFAMOUS 2 as well.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Eh
I played the demo, and I wasn’t a huge fan. I don’t really know why, it just didn’t really grab me I guess.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I didn't really like the demo that much when I played it
Got infamous free from the whole PSN fiasco…loving it so much more than I thought I would.
It's a lot of fun
but gets repetitive very quickly. They just didn’t flesh out the mechanics of it enough.
The demo's kind of weird
just because it’s so many random missions in a row. Actually sitting down and playing it though is a lot of fun. I figure in a day I’m probably 1/3 or so the way through the game, but I played it a ton yesterday.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
The first
but I’ve unlocked almost everything on it and I think I’m just a main mission or two away from the second one opening up.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Favorite thing so far...
is throwing fucking tornados at people.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Yeah.
Sorry. I played through 1 once as the Hero, and then was playing through it again as a bad guy… so one and a half or so.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Yeah that's what I'm going to do
I want to see how it changes between the two roles. Plus I can’t wait to be a bad guy so I don’t have to worry about trying not to hit and healing these damn people.
Some of the missions take longer on the 2nd island it seems
That’s where I’m at right now. Probably close to half way through the 2nd island. The bad guys are a good deal tougher here too.
Just wait until you get to the third island.
Those guys really suck.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Yeah I figured.
I assume I’ll be running away quite a bit at least until I get the power back on in the city.
I've really started to cut back on new games
They just aren’t interesting me like they used to. At this point I’m really looking forward to Mass Effect 3, Diablo 3, and picking up Portal 2 at some point. Not much else, although I’m hoping there will be a non-sequel that will grab my attention soon.
YES!
I’m playing through the first on on PC (because I played the original on XBox and the 2nd one on PC), and then playing 2 again with all the DLC, just so all of my actions are in line with 3 comes out.
Mitchapolooza!
I was so bummed
that the PC versions don’t have controller support. Of course I got them dirt cheap so I guess i can’t bitch.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
steam?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was a steam sale a while back.
I think I got them both for 20 or something insane like that.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
If you're a completionist like me
The the whole planet exploration thing in the first game can be a beating, and scanning planets in the second game is completely awful. Apart from that, they are two of the best games I’ve ever played.
it is gone in the 3rd game
wooooooo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay - Pork ribs + crock pot
what do you do – need to know ASAP
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Boneless? Bone-in?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Oven or smoker is the way to go, but if you must do a crock pot.
Find a good rub mix (brown sugar, paprika, garlic salt, pepper, cayenne, mustard). Rub all over, wrap tight in cellophane, and put in fridge for 8 hours (or as long as possible).
Cover with a mix of beer, root beer, cider vinegar, and BBQ sauce and cook on low for 8-10 hours. Sorry for the lack of measurements. I don’t really do traditional recipes.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Argh - this whole thing is a fail
I am somehow, embarrassingly out of beer…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
I always have some beer in the house
to cook with. Not the stuff that I’ll drink when I feel like drinking, but just cheap shit for braises, batters, etc.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
well, I can get some beer and maybe my AC will be fixed tomorrow...
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
do them in the oven not a crockpot
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
my house with a broken AC would become unbearable if I did it in the oven all day...
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
the taste would be worth it !!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
hmm...
if I crock potted on low all day, and then did a quick broil in the oven, would that work?
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
i just dont know how it would go in the crockpot
but its super easy in oven
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Beer braise those bitches.
Although I prefer it in an oven.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Bake them for 4ish hours at about 200, covered with some liquid in there, along with the rub, obviously.
Then bust open that bitch, fire up the heat, and get yourself a good crust. Either turn the heat up to like 500 or put them under the broiler.
Why do people think that things like permissions, access rights, distribution list memberships, etc
just “drop off”? I have never in twelve years had a permission or list membership just “go away”, it’s always because someone did it (usually on a request from someone else), so why do half of my tickets asking for access rights or to be added to list say, “I used to be on it/have rights to it, but it must have just dropped off at some point”?
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
At my company they sometimes do.
Occasionally people in InfoSec will decide to audit groups and arbitrarily remove access that they think is inappropriate.
Which drives me nuts personally… but that’s how it happens at my company.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
We... don't really have an infosec group.
We’re sort of thinking about maybe putting together a group that will look at security from an overall perspective (I’m already told I’ll be on this team) but no one ever audits our group permissions, etc.
It’s why I laughed in some presentation where the vendor was all, “You can set it up so that people can request their own access rights to a project folder, for example, and that request would go to the project manager to approve or deny, and then when they no longer need access to it, they just submit a request to be removed from it.”
No one ever says they no longer need something. We have more shared mailboxes and distribution lists than we have users (each, not combined), and nothing ever, ever gets deleted.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
ahahahahaha
It’s why I laughed in some presentation where the vendor was all, "You can set it up so that people can request their own access rights to a project folder, for example, and that request would go to the project manager to approve or deny, and then when they no longer need access to it, they just submit a request to be removed from it."
What a silly vendor.
Ugh, why do people get mad at you when you tell them they have a wrong number?
It’s not my fault you put in the wrong number, asshole. No need to scream at me because I’m not the Army Corps of Engineers.
Yes, I’m sure I’m not the Corps of Engineers.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
But seriously... you are the Army Corps of Engineers right?
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
I hate when people ask "are you sure?" on things like that.
Nope! I was just messing with you. That’s how the Army generally operates, right?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Army has a pretty good sense of humor, from what I understand
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
If i have a prescription from september of 2010 is it still good? I never used it..
but now I need it…
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 7, 2011 9:50 AM CDT reply actions
a) what is it for (narcotics?)
b) how well do you know the dR?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
if it is narcotics, probably not unless you know the MD SUPER well
if it is not (antibiotics, etc) you have a shot probably
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Usually not
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Huh. I was assuming you had a prescription you didn't fill
and were hoping to get it filled now.
If you just have the drugs still, you’re probably fine. I always get my narcotics prescriptions filled when I have dental work or surgery or whatever, even though I rarely need them.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I'm not sure there's an expiration date on Herpes medication.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
yeah i had an outbreak.. need more herpacin.. or xantrex
or whatever its called
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 7, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Kenny Powers
“I need another drink.”
“What you need is a shit ton of Valtrex.”
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
C,S,B:
When I was 21 I was living in Orlando and somehow got shingles.
Went to the Dr. and they prescribed Valtrex to treat the blisters.
Fast forward a couple of weeks and I’m pretty much back to normal. I bring a girl over to our apt and my roommates knew she was coming so they left my prescription bottle out on the counter. You can pretty much guess the rest.
FYI, even explaining, “no, it’s cool, it’s just shingles” doesn’t exactly drive girls wild.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i'm assuming you left it out w/ the dino penis pics as well
how do you explain those?
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
This was about 8 years before I would go on to discover the greatness of dino cock.
And I don’t think it would need to be explained. The awesomeness is pretty self evident upon first inspection.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Speaking of
Herbie put everyone on twitter to shame with his dinopenis pics last night.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
that thing is never EVER gonna be topped. I’m pretty sure he drew it himself because I can’t find anything remotely close to that level on GIS.
On a side note, I think there is some kind of obscure internet meme which includes a picture of a dinosaur fucking a robot and then an inspirational quote off to the side (something like “Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.”) Has anyone ever heard of this?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I MUST SEE THIS PIC!
I posted I think of a Dino fucking a robot but the caption up in the corner was something about wanting to be Justin Beiber so he can fuck 13 year old girls.
Which is sort of an inspirational quote I guess.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
just GIS "dinosaur fucking"
they’re everywhere. If you’d get with the times and join twitter I could tweet them to you…
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I will settle for nothing less than the best twitter handle of all time.
And as a result, I can’t bring myself to sign up.
I was talking specifically about the epic Herbert’s Taco Hut dino pic.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
well....when 2 dinosaurs love each other very much....
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
don't forget about the Charlie Browns
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I just noticed your new TDT quote.
Did you see Mike E said almost the exact same thing yesterday?
What does it all mean…..??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Those guys need a double rainbow.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i don't know
i thought for sure the first person to commit suicide on the internet would be Jose Canseco at 3 am via twitter
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
probably
thanks for ruining my joke
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Well the rest of the world has had the internet for a while.
There might still be a first in Oklahoma though.
i'm just as surprised as you are
well, River…maybe Herbie can fax you the pic…or possibly send it via the mail? I wonder if he has any stamps..
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Needs to come in a plain brown envelope.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I prefer carrier pigeon.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
he should pay a guy in a gorilla costume with balloons and one of those straw vaudville hats
to deliver it to your job in the form of a singing telegram
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
This has some merit.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
My boss is Mormon and therefore does not believe in Dinosaurs.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
wha??????
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's one of their things right?
They have 5 wives, 10 kids, wear bicycle helmets everywhere and think dinosaurs and the moon are both not real.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
LOLWUT
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Are you serious?
I can understand someone thinking the dinosaurs got here and/or died off in a different way, but to not believe they ever existed?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
/Carl Everett
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Two words.
Jesus. Horses.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't even...
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
x
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
there are people who believe this
on a visit to my parents’, we went to their church one sunday…there was a flyer for a special speaker who also taught a class explaining why dinosaurs never existed and that the TONS of science proving that they did were tests of our faith by God. We have not returned to that particular church.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I hate that stuff.
Science and religion don’t have to constantly be in opposition.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Religious extremists
are the craziest of crazies. I can’t believe no one has murdered the Westboro baptist church yet.
I must have missed that. I saw the back and forth, but couldn't find Herbster's tweet with the actual pics.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
GO FIND THE PICTURE NOW
THIS FUCKING INSTANT!
It is seriously absolutely terrifying
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
He deleted the pics from his twitter
But says he still has them
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
always take the drugs
TDT Life Lesson # 531
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I always assumed those expiration dates were more of a ploy to get you to throw away perfectly good product
so people will go buy newer perfectly good product. They do it all the time with cokes and chips and stuff. Even milk’s got a longer shelf life than those bastards let on.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Eh, milk can go bad fairly quickly once it's opened.
I’m really picky about milk though. Most of the rest of the expiration dates are really kind of bogus though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
about 3 months ago i opened up a container of cottage cheese that was 4 months expired
DO NOT OPEN UP EXPIRED COTTAGE CHEESE…. threw up immediately..
it was in the salad crisper.. thats why i didnt see it and throw it out.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 7, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Yuck.
Yeah, yogurt can get pretty gross too.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I take old drugs all the time... no biggie
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
If it is past the expiration date, that means that it will be less effective, but most likely not dangerous.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Harvard Medical School agrees:
Drug Expiration Dates – Do They Mean Anything?
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
So it begins
Just filed to ESPN.com: Sources w/knowledge of Deron Williams’ plans confirm his intent to play for Besiktas in Turkey if lockout continues
"And then in Dallas in 2012."
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Turkish women
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Turkish Delight.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
it's delicious
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Alright which one of you texted me at 4 in the morning?
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
No.
Yeah i didnt know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing s budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
It was a TFLN
Saw that one last night. That site has ceased to make me laugh though. I feel like most of them are fake at this point.
Yeah, it used to be funnier
I still enjoy damnyouautocorrect … when I remember to go there.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
But I still want to know who sent me that.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Had to be TDT.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope. Twas not him.
I just added his number back into my phone.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Does he send you pics of his Anthony Weiner?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Thankfully, no.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I wish I could say the same
:(
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
does he at least dress it up a bit first?
comb the hair and put some gel in? a sprinkling of body glitter?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Pe-jazzled.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
What's this about pee?
/R Kelly
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It was a pic of 6 old Vienna Sausages laid out on a plate
held below his belly button and it said “GUESS WITCH 1 IZ DA REAL WEENIE, LOL!”
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
you certainly are witty
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
how did you add it?
i never sent it to you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Mr. Stuart Freeman had sent me an email a while back
with both his and your number in it.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
It's actually Master Stuart Freeman III
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Whatever, Stu.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
fuck that noise
i’m suing him for releasing my personal information.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 7, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
You were the mastermind that day so I gave her the number of the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
I thought you were going to tell her to bring Whataburger for tix.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
He had Max for that.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
the guy behind the guy
heh
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
x
girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
x
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
It's from a song.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
if I'm not mistaken
it was on the sound track to Ben Hur
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I thought it was the Aggie fight song.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
by Brad on Jul 7, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
WINNER!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
hmm
interesting
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It's a fight song.
It can be optimistic.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Still funny
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Boom
roasted
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
x
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Band: Da Vinci's Notebook
Song: Internet Porn
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Can't open that here at work
YouTube’s blocked.
I’ll try to remember to look at it later today, though
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's another one by them I think you people may like.`
Song: Enormous Penis
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
blah
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
quit whining
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
hate leads to suffering.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait.
Did you go forward in time?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
No, looking at the videos of what it should be
and I’ve been reading about it for a while now. It looks like its build for tablets and touchscreen PCs which pretty much leads to a shitty experience on a normal pc.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
microsoft does not make for a good touch screen OS
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
It just seems like a stupid attempt to try and be at the forefront of things for a change
Touchscreen PCs are a cool idea, but you can’t just replace the keyboard-mouse PCs and building your next big OS around the idea that those are becoming outdated is going to be terrible.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Touchscreen technology, to me, seems to demand specific applications.
A tablet works great as a second computer, but things like LSB, for example, wouldn’t work on pure touch-screen interface. However, things like manipulating images, quick sketching, etc would see a benefit from touch-screen. I just don’t think there’s enough of those to really build a whole OS on it.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Can't wait for the first touchscreen FPS
It’s going to feel like….. i dunno, the game where you smash the gophers with a mallet when they pop out? I guess?
A touch-screen RTS might be interesting
Although you’d lose a lot of hotkeys…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I'm glad they took that guy off their commercials, but I still can't see one without thinking about him going to town with a bedpost.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you'd have to adapt the pacing and everything
It wouldn’t be exactly like a traditional RTS, but I think you could do something interesting with an RTS concept. Or maybe turn-based would work better.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
There isn't
and I can only hope that the new Windows is just as good in non-touch screen mode.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
agreed. for the forseeable future, desktop computers will be a necessary for many professions.
i think its dumb for any OS provider to focus soley on a tablet OS. I will not use photoshop or indesign, nor will i edit video using a tablet or using a touchscreen.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Two things that I don't like where they are going
Operating systems and rock music. I’m only 25, I’m not supposed to be feeling left behind yet!
July 13th.
That’ll learn her.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Light rail from Downtown Dallas to the stadiums in Arlington
Who’s with me?
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
homeless people?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
super tiny seats?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
is this larissa girl hot?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Elitist.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I have no problem with public transportation and have taken it many times before
I’d still rather drive
Show me this new dino pic, dammit!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
upload to imgur?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
It was a good one.
Actually Herbie pretty much all the ones you posted lasted night were gems.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
quit rubbing it in
twss
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
He was posting last night? I saw him shaking some usher's hand behind home plate when lineups were exchanged.
Guess he ran back to his laptop.
and I didn't even get a hello?
FP even said hello to me last night (after he taunted me about eating all of our hot dogs)
I was actually sitting with my dad who was in town, and some of his coworkers last night
I was in section 19 and was w/ my girl, so a little far away. Sorry.
Section 19 was no fun, I can’t wait to get back to my homies in 34. Top of the inning, 2 strikes, 2 outs and nobody respected my slow clap dammit.
my firefox froze up on me
Weird..i had to refresh to show 2 posts. Back to the main subject though… no wonder you didnt want me to come over there
You're just embarrassed to have your iPod playing at 120 decibels and jamming along to it
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
I see you, troll.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
If you like good music
You should check out “Jukebox the Ghost”
I’m pretty addicted to them
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
I love new music
and actually go and check out most of the things you all talk about. One of the other jobs I held in Pittsburgh was a DJ so I really enjoy hearing stuff I’ve never heard before
If you YouTube them, look for "Empire" or "Carrying"
Those are pretty good
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
I thought I recognized you.
You went by DJ Tanner, right?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
actually a DJ in FL gave me the name Herbie the Love Thug once
I laughed
by hpallotta on Jul 7, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
you should get a custom rangers jersey w/ that on the back
and waer it to games
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
screw that
fund my domincan superjesus feliz jersey instead
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Welp pretty sure you just guaranteed yourself that nickname will now follow you to Texas.
REC YOSELVES, FOOLS!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Was this a promo poster for you?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Do you hate Chicano gangstas or gay dudes?
Either way, I flag your racism sir.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
CIALIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'm a fan
I like my music heavier, more along the lines of Sick Puppies, but I can definitely get into this. I’m really digging Mumford and Sons and Frightened Rabbits right now.
at least you didn't say bieber.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I bet you have a large percentage of Creed in there as well.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
well la-ti-dah
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Let's say you work in downtown
You get off at 5, get on the rail straight to the game. You don’t have to drive or pay for parking (unless you park at the station). It’s fucking perfect.
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Plus, you can worry a lot less about having a few beers at the game.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
oh i think it's the best option for a good number of people
especially if drinking is involved. Like you said..you don’t have to drive or pay for parking
in that case
wieners!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"A Round Trip to Watch Some Round-Trippers:
Responses of a Sports Fan Base to a Public Transit Proposal"
Lame I know – someone blow this away.
I wrote a paper on this in college
About Arlington and public transportation.
Short Answer: never gonna happen
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 7, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Take GIS classes.
They will help you tremendously in the workplace
by DevilManHammy on Jul 7, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
That's my major!
I actually want to find a way to integrate it into baseball – kind of like working with the Pitch FX system
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Well, if you are on the software side, I have worked w/ several GIS systems.
The pitch FX system is easy because you can just grab XML’s. Not sure how GIS would integrate with baseball.
Nice!
I studied Climatology, but many of classes were GIS. My jobs have all been in GIS.
You can certainly integrate GIS into baseball, since space and time are represented.
by DevilManHammy on Jul 7, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
That's pretty cool
I’m in Spatial Statistics right now and I’m doing Spatial Programming this fall. I’m only a junior so I have a ways to go.
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
So you want to work more with spatial analysis?
Getis-ord, morans i, newmans neightborhood, kernaling, etc…?
If you want to do spatial analysis, either learn a lot of engineering terms to work for an engineering firm, or get your masters/phd and stay in academia.
by DevilManHammy on Jul 7, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Do the Rangers do any kind of park and ride kind of thing
throughout the metroplex?
Have some buses going, and let people not have to worry about parking.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
no but several bars around the ballpark to it for free
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 7, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Problem...I still have to drive to a bar in Arlington.
I may as well just go to the ballpark at that point.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think it would be a great asset to the team.
Two buses, one that comes from Dallas and one from Fort Worth. Let people take the bus out where they don’t have to worry about driving, parking, all of that mess.
Charge a little for the ride, but the big thing would be actually getting more people in the stadium to buy merch, concessions, etc.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I went to college in San Marcos and there was a company that ran party buses from San Marcos to 6th St. in Austin.
Worked like gangbusters. I never took a look at their books, but it certainly seemed like they weren’t hurting for business. Lets start a company that runs buses from various DFW hot spots to Arlington.
With stripper poles.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
ESPECIALLY
with the JerryDome out there.
Holy shit, we would rake.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
The problem was they called it Texas Safe Ride
Instead of Drunk Stripper Pole Party Bus with Strobe Lights.
We used to get lit and hop on that thing.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
We would be improving on their idea
because hos, overpriced beer, and strobe lights makes everything better.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure how you would do beer
With the open container law. But if you could make it work, it would be epic.
Open containers are fine in certain vehicles...
Like buses and limos
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Or the back of a pick up as long as you are sitting
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
that's what I was going to say
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Holy shit YES.
I was thinking that we’d need some fancy ass super greyhound type shits… fuck that, we take old school buses and soup them up.
Paint them bitches with dinosaur penises on the side.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Needs to be short and have a lift/elevator type of thing.
The women you pick up with that bus are easy.
The best thing about a party bus company
we know LSJ will never ever ride it.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Well obviously we would have a more kick ass name that that.
There’s got to be a way to successfully promote safety, convenience, AND debauchery.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
CSB alert...
Me and some friends took a few 12 packs of bud on the McKinney Ave trolley until, after about the fifth lap in, the dude told us drinking wasn’t normally allowed. He said it was cool if we just took our trash with us. We continued to drink…
CSB Alert
when my brother, a buddy and I went to NY to hit up Yankee Stadium and Shea a few years ago, we were waiting for the LIRR to take us to Flushing and a dude came up with a cooler selling beers. I bought 3 24oz Keystones for 5 bucks and we drank them on the train. It was awesome
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
There's rail to the Cardinals games straight from work and two blocks from home.
Only problem is that it’s not a Rangers game.
It would have to be a non DART company like the Denton light rail.
So, probably not going to happen.
I'm so in on this.
Depending on cost and who is paying for it.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Real Estate / Contract Question
One of my co-workers currently rents a house. He has been renting it for 3 or so years, the lease expired after the first year and they’ve just kept the same terms without explicitly renewing it.
The house is owned by a family trust. The person that manages the property [and possibly the trust?] wants to “sell” the house to my co-worker by transferring interest in the trust?
The intent is to not tell tell the lender… the lender still has the note in the name of the trust and my co-worker takes over making payments. There’s some amount of money that he would pay to compensate the “seller” that would take about 5 years to recoup from having now lowered payments.
Seems sketchy to me… is there an instrument for transferring trusts like this that would actually be binding? I don’t see how my co-worker would be able to actually prove his stake in the asset… but I have zero idea how trusts work.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Do an Assumption of Deed of Trust along with a Warranty Deed of course
the first owners would also still be on the hook unless the bank agrees to transfer the interest.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
There are certainly ways to transfer certain types of trusts, but you would have to review the trust documents and the local statutes to know whether it was transferable.
Also, what is the reasoning behind not telling the lender?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Seems like something people with shitty credit would do
Because banks don’t like transferring DOTs because then everyone with shitty credit would get mortgages that way.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
True. Another thing to do is to confirm that whatever is being planned here isn't a default under the Deed of Trust.
Even if a transfer of the DOT is specifically prohibited, the transfer prohibition may also extend to transfers of the equity interests of the debtor, in which case, transferring the interests in the trust would also be a default.
And just for clarity and CYA, none of this constitutes legal advice and I am in no way acting as anyone’s attorney here.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Same here not legal advice
I am a domestic terrorist and should not be trusted
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Trusts can be tricky dicks
And people generally aren’t big on letting you read their trust, which I need to do for title opinion purposes at times.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
The "landlord" he's been dealing with
Told him that if the lender found out they could call the entire note (i.e. a default).
I told him to get the terms of the note… is it an ARM… is there a balloon payment… he should know exactly how that note works.
After I posted this question he called the guy and he blew up at him for asking to see the note… told that he hasn’t seen it and he doesn’t need to.
When he asked how he would be able to sell the property down the line, he said he would be part of the approval process, but the proceeds would go to the trust and he’d be a beneficiary…
Sketchy business.
I told my co-worker from the get-go to get an attorney. He needs someone knowledgeable representing his interests… especially on a transaction where he’s putting up thousands of dollars for a theoretical right to a property that doesn’t seem like it can be easily proven.
Was just curious what people here thought of it.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Go see an attorney is the correct answer
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Yeah, if he's looking to take over the note, he has to be able to review the note and any other related documentation before getting involved.
In my experience, when a legal structure is proposed for the specific purpose of skirting something (taxes, contrary provisions in documents, approval rights of others), you are running a huge risk. Maybe you can get comfortable with that risk, but you’d have to be aware that your entire transaction could be voided/rescinded with little chance of recovery.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Also not sure exactly what you mean by transferring interests in the trust
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
For moe and other photography geeks
Your cameras cannot match this behemoth.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Hmm
but are you putting yours on the other side of the sun?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Opposite Earth
But never mind, I read it wrong. That would be L3. They’re putting it on the side of the Earth opposite the sun.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Cameras. Astronomy.
My inner nerd is uber happy.
Also…I want that camera. Heh.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I'm taking Astronomy this coming semester
AND I have a Nikon D60 l0lz
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Ridin' that train
High on cocaine
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
nah
not even that big a Dead fan. Just gets stuck in my head like no one’s business.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
News of the World is ceasing publication
http://news.yahoo.com/news-world-shutting-down-amid-scandal-155055556.html
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I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
/MikeE?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
unplugged himself
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hehz
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I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
beat me
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
he probably sucks at baseball, too
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Good. Fucking. Riddance.
News of the World is the sister paper to The (fucking) Sun, and they’re both an absolute blight on the newspaper business, and not fit for a dog to shit on.
Hopefully, the people involved in this will see some jail time.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
It was meh
Wasn’t a fan. Didn’t really dig into the creative community that is modding it though. That’s probably what makes it truly fun.
You guys seen this cake yet?
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I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Es Tine
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha
I didn’t even notice that.
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
i think the most quotable episode of IASIP
has to be the “D.E.N.N.I.S.” episode. “It’s me..Dr. Mantis Tobogan…you’ve got the AIDS big time!”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I've never watched that show
How much am I missing out?
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I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
it's pretty funny
my wife HATES it because they do a lot of yelling and arguing, but to me it’s the best part. Great show.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
My wife finds it just as funny
as I do.
Maybe you should get a better wife.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
isn't this the point where
AJM burst open the door and says
Hello!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
A lot
Hilarious show, especially if you’re a fan of the arguing that goes on here.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Lol okay
How is compared to Archer?
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I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i like Archer
IASIP is way funnier
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'd say earlier seasons were on a level archer will never reach
Now, the shows are probably equally as funny to me.
Interesting...
Now, is IASIP funnier than Arrested Development? Because that’s my favorite comedy show on TV
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll still watch it
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That's tough
Arrested Development and Firefly both have special places in the TV pantheon to me because they were cancelled to early. But if I had to really say which show makes me laugh more often, it has to be Sunny.
Fuck Fox
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean, how can you not like this guy?
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I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Watched Serenity again last night
Mal is a fucking badass.
It’s probably a corny quote, but my favorite line is “I just want to know who I’m dealing with. I’ve seen too many versions of you to be sure.” “I start fighting a war, I guarantee you’ll see something new.”
What was the line
when the assassin is talking about fair or w/e and Mal just shoots him in the chest
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
That's the one
My favorite line in the movie and the reason why Mal is the greatest character.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I also like at the end
“Do you know what your sin is Mal?”
“I’m a fan of them all, but right now, I’m gonna have to go with wrath.”
He's awesome.
And so is Nathan Fillion, which just makes it that much better.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
The hammer is my penis.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You say that like you didn't like Dr Horrible...
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
No, it was great
NPH is a god. It’s just not in Nathan Filliion’s wheelhouse really. He can’t really sing, but he pulled it off.
Oh good.
I thought we were going to have to come to blows for a minute there.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I'll be in my bunk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I call it Vera
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably a bit better
I love Archer a lot though
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I haven't seen season 2 yet
Netflix doesn’t have it on instant. Where else could I watch it?
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I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
on tv
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
/Mike E
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"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Comedy Central has reruns at night
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Ah. I have an account to that site
It’s where I’ve been watching Community (thanks to you guys…hehe)
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
It may be the hipster in me talking
but that show’s just not as funny as it used to be.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Last season might have been my favorite to date
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I think it's been all downhill since Frank showed up,
with the exception of the reveal of Dennis as psychopath.
no way
Frank is great
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It's not all downhill.
But it’s a step below with Frank.
But there’s still gold… we got the Nightman play with Frank. You gonna talk shit about that?
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
x
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
This is terrible.
This opinion.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The episode where they find out Frank's not their real dad
is one of my favorites.
I’M NOT BANGING MY SISTER
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Which season was it when the McPoyles held the gang hostage?
I think that might be my favorite episode. Of any TV show ever.
Lethal Weapon 5 has to be the funniest episode they've ever done
I thought the Dee being pregnant thing was hilarious throughout the season too. And the Chase Utley episode. And I just realized I can keep going on and on
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Dennis, your mule is SHIT
Salma Hayek is not hot.
by AndrusImpersonator on Jul 7, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not really intrigued by "Fat Mac."
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
mac evidently added 50# for next season
+is promised to be much darker.
am. excited.Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 7, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder what Dee thinks about that
They’re married. Would she want to put up with that pudginess for the good of the show?
Saw the first pic released of him.
Holy shit this season is going to be fucking awesome.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
nvm found it
HOLY SHIT!!!
Salma Hayek is not hot.
by AndrusImpersonator on Jul 7, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got my wad of hundreds, I've got my magnum condoms, I'm ready to plow!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
JON BENJAMIN HAS A VAN
I like his new show, but re: Archer, my problem was that he was doing basically the same voice for Archer and for Bob of Bob’s Burgers, which was pretty much the same as his Coach in Home Movies. Great dumb-edge voice, but done too much.
Solution: Don't watch Bob's Burgers.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I think the Archer voice is a little more refined than the others you mentioned, but the point is valid.
He also plays a character on Family Guy (the convenience store clerk) with the same voice.
That said, I love all of those shows.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, that really is just his natural voice
He’s not really changing it for any of his characters. He just has an interesting voice and keeps getting hired.
It's close
But I’m going with the 18 year old who got name dropped by the GM last night.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
heh?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I love Alfaro too.
But you’re in the wrong thread.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
FAILING all over the place.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
you can stay, man
we’re all about love over here
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Goddammit ,I quit.
It’s fucking lunch time. Gyro plate in my mouf.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I have never had one
how much am I missing out? what is in a gyro?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Tzatziki sauce is the truth.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
/Frank McCourt?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Question for the thread...
I know everyone here has used gameday and probably even the equivalents on Yahoo and ESPN. If you could design your own live MLB dashboard, what features would it have that are different than the current one? More configurability like being able to add stats and drag things around and save them? Ability to show like 10 games at once w/ all the on-base and pitch-by-pitch information? Chat? Just curious…
+1, that's a given. No commercials for sure.
MLB says I can use their data live for non-commercial, non-bulk use, so I was thinking about whipping something together. So no ads or banners either.
moar dinopenis pictures
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 7, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'd probably have more dinopenis in it
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
by Gdawg on Jul 7, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd you and Officer Bob
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
we're becoming cliche
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Nah
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
This is what we do here.
There’s a cycle for a good LSB meme
1. Creation.
2. Acceptance by a vocal minority.
3. Further acceptance by additional members, but the beginnings of a backlash from those who thought it was stupid to begin with.
4. Total saturation.
5. Meme becomes cliche and is only used ironically.
6. Meme is rarely used (see: Mantis)
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Only the really good meme's can break free from the dreaded Step 6
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I guess that's true. There should be a step 7 for god tier memes.
What are the god tier LSB memes?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
FPGeography, LSJScience
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Rally girls for sure.
Not sure Opeedoh is god tier.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVABLE SUCK IT DOES NOT MATTER ANYMORE GOODBYE
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohpeedoh is played.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
DP Dino
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
BigFan16 is a woman-hating teetotaller.
Wait, that’s not a meme.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
JD=ninja
Although that’s more truth than meme, really
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
7. IT BECOMES FUCKING OHPEEDOH!!!!
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
They are great, but that's not an LSB originated meme. I think it's /b.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB Live
Like, Xbox Live. Anyone?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Did anybody see Funny or Die's "Field of Dreams 2" last night?
It was pretty funny
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Where the hell is everyone?
Everyone go out to lunch? I’ve had to work almost all morning and now I’ve got my food from the cafeteria but no one is chatting.
Don’t make me do more work…
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
It's like a flaccid dino penis in here.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Dino Penis fact #487
A flaccid Tyrannosaurus dong contains 2,000 grams of protein.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I've been jammin' Kreayshawn
I have a feeling that Gucci Gucci song will be stuck in my head for days
Salma Hayek is not hot.
by AndrusImpersonator on Jul 7, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even botha
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
see me on your college campus,
baggie full of adderall
Salma Hayek is not hot.
by AndrusImpersonator on Jul 7, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'm on lunch break atm
but today’s been a really slow day for me. Not sure why
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
by drummermoe on Jul 7, 2011 12:35 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
chic on the left is hot
even though its a mugshot
Salma Hayek is not hot.
by AndrusImpersonator on Jul 7, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd fuck a baby killer?
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
She's not fuckable because she's a baby killer.
Who gives a shit what she looks like.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
THIS
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
What if I donkey punch her while ass raping her?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
that would be O.K.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Funny story...
Went to lunch with my secretary and another co-worker today and the case came up. I mentioned that regardless of the outcome of the trial, she’ll have to live with what she did forever. My secretary was convinced that she is going to get gang-raped and die from anal bleeding. As in, that was the precise scenario she imagined would happen when she was released.
I thought that was a bit dark.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
She will be fine
No one will do anything ;-)
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
If there's a pink sock, then yeah.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Totally different issue
I was saying under the guise that you saw her out at a bar or something and didn’t know anything about her.
Knowing her backstory changes everything.
Oh and shes an alleged baby killer. She was acquitted afterall (not that I agree with the verdict)
Every time I see her face... all I think is baby killer.
Doesn’t exactly make my cock hard… but to each their own I suppose.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Unwilling.
I have true hatred for this woman.
Not sports hate… not “I’d rather give Greg Oden oral sex than fuck Ke$ha” hate…
Actual hatred.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Dirk A Tron thinks you're nuts
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I bet tons of guys have fucked baby killers and not known it.
Abortion, after all, is still legal.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 7, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Been there done that
You know those chicks put out
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
No
Because plan b doesn’t actually terminate a pregnancy, it prevents an egg from implanting.
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
Plus I have bought it a couple of times
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
No
Only if you can’t birth control as baby killers
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
What the hell is with the duck face chicks make?
I mean yeah it makes your cheeks look skinnier but you still look like a retard.
no idea how it started
but you look fuckin retarded
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think it looks stupid.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
she's mkaing the Duct Face
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 7, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Winner.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Just means she's free Friday night...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
so I'm guessing this is the casey anthony trial chic?
Salma Hayek is not hot.
by AndrusImpersonator on Jul 7, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
She looks ok in some of the slutty photos
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Jihadi never ever date a chick who has how to make chloroform bookmarked on her computer.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
So how am I going to get a woman?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
What if they have the same rule though?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
REC'D
AWESOME
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
LSAT/Law School question...
My wife is studying for her LSATs to take in Dec. Should she do the testmasters.net class, or just study her ace off?
I’m counting on her to kick ass, so that she can be my sugar-mama.
by DevilManHammy on Jul 7, 2011 12:42 PM CDT reply actions
I didn't study at all
so I am not a good source of info
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I need a sugar daddy. =/
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Benji makes a "healthy" living.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
That just means he works at Jamba Juice
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I bought some old test books from Half Price and did fine.
I took a lot of practice tests, including the ones that you could download from the LSAT site. I made sure that I got the conditions as close to the real test as possible, so I timed myself and took breaks along the actual schedule.
It worked fine for me and I saved the money that I would have paid for a prep class.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 7, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd do a class.
Maybe not that particular one, but I’d do a class.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Tailgate
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I'll tell you what will happen w/ all the lawyers on here.
Someone will hit the table and it will hit a sort-of horizontal surface on the ground and then be caught. One person will yell “foul”, another will disagree that the surface is horizontal. More people will make their arguments, and it will last until it’s time to go into the game. That’s my guess.
Looks fun
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone's throwing bombs up there.
Rather than seeing a thread derail with an abortion fight, maybe we should go ahead and move to the PM.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I have seen abortions fight
it’s terrifying
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
But first:
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 7, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was desperately trying to scroll right to check out his penis
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I support this plan.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Would you say it was a Plan B?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 7, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Here comes ol' Texas "Plan B
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
FAIL!
It was gonna be Texas “Plan B” Jihad in response to your affinity for the morning after pill.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
THE PUNS. THEY'RE HORRIBLE.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
*whoreable
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 7, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izekTMV5xDY
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Hahaha
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Agree
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
she did the chloroform wrong ...
… cause that baby looks wide awake. Also, where are the condiments, toppings? No imagination!
She's a meat and potatoes girl
the kind that gets a big mac, but only the patties and bun. Maybe some special sauce, ya know, if she’s feeling adventurous.
a tease
if the PM OT thread, I will tell the story I’ve been hinting at on twitter with TDT, drummermoe and RangersSD about ALF and the carney. Or will I?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
And no, not THE Carney. Apparently it's a different carney.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
heh
just a carney. Not the carney
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Jesco White
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
STORY TIME BOB
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/7/2264488/7-7-pm-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/7/2264488/7-7-pm-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/7/2264488/7-7-pm-ot-thread
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Put it in the new thread
We need a conversation starter there.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
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