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So had to take my daughter to a dental appt
What did i miss?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
to my knowledge all personnel are
I just here last Sep though.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Some shit went down 3 years ago.
We were all restricted to base for about a month, except for travel from base to base or home to base if you lived off base. After a couple weeks, dependents were allowed to go off base. For the last three months I was there, we had a midnight curfew. I heard the curfew was going for a couple months after I left, but I didn’t hear when it was lifted.
Dude, 'retarded' is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American", please. -jam0152
That was the only time time
we had any kind of extended restriction in my 3 plus years there. It helped me justify getting out at that time.
Dude, 'retarded' is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American", please. -jam0152
There is a midnight curfew based on rank
and nobody is allowed to be in an establishment that’s primary business is serving alchohol between 0000-0500
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
No more red/gold cards?
How long have bars been off limits after midnight?
Dude, 'retarded' is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American", please. -jam0152
Somebody fell out of the LF stands trying to get a ball that Josh flipped to him
But apparently that Oakland bullpen lived up to their advance billing and got him on a stretcher.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
Holland giving us hope again...
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I never lost hope...
And I also don’t think he’s fixed.
We always know that he can go out and do this… we just don’t know which Holland we’ll get from start to start.
Let’s see 5 straight…. or 9 of 10.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
The A's are confounding tonight, in more ways than one.
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Go Rangers!
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
So
I’ve been trying to get Ben to see “Crimes and Misdemanors” for over a decade. Tell him it is a great movie, that he’ll relate to certain parts of it, that I think he’ll really enjoy it.
He says no, because Woody Allen movies suck.
I ask him which ones he’s seen, and he says none, he just can tell that they suck.
that sounds like the most Ben thing ever.
What’s weird is that I think his sense of humor, from what I’ve seen on here, would jibe pretty well with Allen’s acidic views.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm. I don't know about that.
I suspect Ben really wouldn’t like even top-of-his-form Allen.
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I like Woody Allen
but I haven’t seen Crimes and Misdemeanors because I think it will suck. It’s on Netflix Instant, waiting for me to watch it
ok
I’ll watch it then.
I actually got another Woody Allen rec on here and I hated it. The one where it’s a documentary about the guy who changes into anybody he’s around. So awful.
Aww
I love Zelig.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone's homework is to watch this if you haven't seen it.
We’ll have a review later.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
I will say...
…it is Allen in his Bergman, dramatic, good and evil tussling for the soul of the universe mode. Which usually isn’t good. But this is.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
It's so good.
It and Ed Wood are Martin Landau’s last good roles.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
In general I really liked the performances
but they didn’t come together as well as I’d like.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahem.
North by Northwest
Ed TV(He was the one shining spot in that rubble of a film)
and finally
as the Great Baldini in Ready to Rumble.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he had some good roles after North by Northwest, since that was like 50 years ago
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, I didn't read the previous comment correctly.
I missed the “last” portion of it.
Ma bad.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd have been better served to try and convince he shouldn't see it.
Then he would have been compelled to.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
He does pose an interesting argument.
I’m not saying all WA movies suck, but he very hit and miss, and more miss in the last 20 years.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Midnight in Paris
Was good. Manhattan and Annie Hall are classics. Love and Death is very underrated.
by Neftali's arm on Jul 7, 2011 9:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I disagree with you
and agree with the man with the fucking Totoro avatar.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a Totoro avatar last week
for about 12 hours. I felt I couldn’t be as mean as I wanted to with a cute avatar, so that shit had to end.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
No argument here.
I was watching Nausicaa on Blu Ray yesterday, as a matter of fact.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Snark, this got buried in GDT2
Admission: I thought there was a decent symmetry between Owen Wilson’s halting cadences schtick and The Classic Woody. But yeah, what are we measuring Woody Leading Man performances against — fuckin’ Jason Biggs?
Actually it’s Woody’s fault, ratcheting up our expectations w/ Vicky Cristina. Which turned out to be (cringe) some kind of Aubrey Huff clutch jack.
I agree Marion didn’t run away with it, like Radha Mitchell somehow did w/ Melinda x2. (Will Ferrell as Woody? Pffffh, uyuk yuk.)
SCHOOLLY: Gangsta rappers still check out Tha Wood-Man !!!
But Woody Allen gets nice looking women in his movies
tell him to watch the Scarlett Johansson movie or even the Mira Sorvino one.
You know, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" was, at least, entertaining.
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matchpoint has a classic wet blouse scene
by DaveHostetlersLoveChild on Jul 7, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Which is great to watch on, say, YouTube.
But it didn’t even come close to rescuing the movie.
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Ben, brother Sam, and I are in the back
Our cousins, Pete and Valery, are in the front. I was probably 12 or so then.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Rather than another Woody subthread
Snark, re: Wilson acting like Allen, I think it’s more his writer’s voice is so singular in his protagonists that they can’t help but be surrogates for his own persona.
Someone who I think pulled it off exceptionally well, who I don’t like as an actor, is John Cusack in Bullets Over Broadway, which is one of my favorites of his.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think there was any reason for Wilson to mimic Allen in "Midnight in Paris";
based on his dialogue, it wasn’t at all an Allen-like character. And he does write some — I mean, Javier Bardem obviously had a supporting/ensemble role in “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” but he wasn’t Allenesque in the slightest. And “Match Point,” horrible as it was, also lacked that character…
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You think she was Woody? I don't know.
And who was Woody Allen in Match Point?
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She is so Woody
there are some lines that are so typical woody. We are not talking about Penelope Cruz, just to be clear.
No, I know -- the one that was the brunette who Bardem hit on first.
I agree about the lines, but I’m talking about the character overall. No way she’s a female Woody.
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She is
if you think about it, it makes a lot of sense.
The only difference is that she didn’t die or end up in a better situation at the end. Otherwise, it’s pretty solid Woody.
Well yeah.
There sort of wasn’t a main character in “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” was there?
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I think Rebecca Hall
was largely the main character, even if it was very much an ensemble piece.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess.
I admit, most of my attention went to the performances by Bardem and Cruz, and Johansson’s body.
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Oof.
Speaking of bad Woody…
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm..,
Kenneth Brannaugh was trying to act like Woody in Celebrity. Larry David’s similar background allowed him to make the character work in whatever it takes without seeming like he was trying to be WA.
by Neftali's arm on Jul 7, 2011 9:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Are you kidding?
All I coudl think of was how Larry David is such a knock off of Woody Allen in that movie. That movie made me realize how much he’s knocked him off in general. Which makes sense given the backgrounds…
Have you seen all of the Al Pacino Oscar nominated movies?
dog day afternoon
and justice for all
scarface
serpico
godfathers
For just an oddity of a film...
An understated Pacino performance in an over the top film… you should watch Cruisin’.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You going to recommend that with just the phrase "oddity"?
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
I want someone to go into it
having read as little as possible.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
watch all of the woody allen movies
they are all pretty good from that era. at least, you should seem them all.
Well if you haven't seen like Love and War, Annie Hall, Sleeper, Manhattan, Manhattan Murder Mystery
those are good ones.
I assume you’ve seen Deerhunter, Taxi Driver, and Raging Bull.
Deliverance you just have to see if you havent’ to understand references.
Watch "Carbon Copy"
If only to see how dramatically racial attitudes have changed in the last 30 years.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked it. Definitely crazy that that really wasn't that long ago at all.
Also, I didn’t know young Denzel existed.
It isn't a very good movie
But as a time capsule, particularly from a sociological standpoint, it is fascinating.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
A few recs
Harold & Maude
Nausicaa in the Valley of the Wind
Last Temptation of Christ
Ran
The Last Picture Show
Network
Brazil
F For Fake
Then a little bit older… the Sergio Leone Westerns and the Powell and Pressburger melodramas, in particular The Red Shoes and Black Narcissus
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Hated Harold and Maude
The other ones I’ve seen on that list I like.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I loved Harold and Maude
hawt
I think I liked Network but at times I kind of hated it because it was so over the top pretentious. But man Faye Dunaway used to be so hot.
There is only one Sergio Leone western on netflix instant and it is good. Once upon a time in america is on there and man that movie was awful
One more awesome one
The Long Good Friday
It’s Bob Hoskins being a boss ass cockney gangster and Helen Mirren being hot as his chick.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
goddammit AJM
We were about to make serious breakthroughs in my love life!
Also, I thought I might be reaching with leaping to a SW reference assumption based just off of “full of surprises.” I’m glad to have it confirmed that I was not.
just gotta put your p in a v
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
go watch 500 days of summer
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I was gonna tell you
Always assume it was the former. Never assume it’s not interest unless explicitly told to you.
Confidence is king.
This is truth.
Often it leads women to very self absorbed men… but many women dig that.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Well when it comes after one (great, I had thought) date and in the form of "I need to cancel the second date we had planned"
it really feels like legit not interest.
Well, in the case of no-skinny-dudes,
I’m keeping a hand in (hehe) and am going to try things again at some point.
She's going to introduce you as her skinny friend.
Run, Luke, run!
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Not yet, you don't
But if you get bigger pecs and abs, a lot could be ridi—-
You know what? I don’t want to go there.
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Well, I could be,
but I wouldn’t expect any romantic possibilities to remain if I took that road. I’m not going to be that guy.
But looking at the (completely wild-ass estimated) probabilities it’s the thing that might have the best expected long-term total payoff.
This is yet another part of it.
I’m like “really? That’s how you’re gonna do things?” It’s not exactly making me want to chase.
No, I agree with you there.
She doesn’t sound like she’s an especially fun person to be around, to be honest.
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Shallow chicks aren't worth it.
Find someone interesting who finds you interesting.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Not every girl who isn't into someone is shallow
This is the annoying other side of this conversation
If they tell you that you're too skinny.
They probably are.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
That’s harsh, especially to the one guy on LSB who actually likes you.
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Wasn't meant like that
If she thought he was skinny but went out in the first place then she had to have had a reason.
Was just a question
We've got to work on your sense of humor, Benji.
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It appeared to be a legitimately tough decision to call things off on her part (in this area I think I got a good read),
and the hell of it is that I empathize in that I’m not exactly the most non-shallow person myself. Frankly, I just hate that it affects me.
You've got to have thicker skin.
Oh, and bigger pecs and abs.
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Arms?!
She’s singling out a part of your respective anatomy’s that make her uncomfortable, and it’s arms?
I mean, I know that’s an issue for a lot of women, but… arms.
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No, that's not from her, that's the part I'm self-concious about myself. Tiny wristseses!
Her’s appears to be more just her own body images.
I don't know how much you can bulk up wrists,
but then, I’m not a larger person, myself, and I’m almost certainly never going to be.
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I don't think you can unless you just get super fat.
But I’m not actually that concerned. I’m not a bad looking dude.
It’s just annoying that her own (completely unwarranted) body issues blew this up because otherwise it seemed to have potential.
Probably from American Beauty.
He chewed his wife out pretty good once.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Oh, I didn't mean that part.
But: “it’s just a couch!” is a great line.
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Bulk up.
And smoke a lot of great weed, and buy a cool car, and quit your job. Or something.
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That sounds like way more work than just finding other people to date...
I may have to buy a cool car again if they total mine, though. :|
Wait
Yall went on a date, that went well, and she just called you skinny (who cares), but felt like she didn’t wanna cancel the second…
…and you didn’t immediately reschedule?
No, she emphatically canceled the second with the "I've just never been comfortable dating guys skinnier than me" bit.
(Which frankly I was pretty skeptical of at first, and am still not completely convinced it’s the only thing.)
Text her a picture of your junk
I understand women really like that.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me too
I keep them in a jar of formaldehyde in the back of the fridge.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
They're still sweet after you pickle them like that?!
You’ve got to pass on your recipe.
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I got in an argument with my brothers the other day at a Ranger game
I said I didn’t understand ever doing that. They said, well, a girl may want you to. I explained, I didn’t think any girl really wanted you to do that, and even if they did, I wasn’t doing it.
I was mocked as a prude. It makes me glad I’m married.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Because when she reacts by taking me to the hospital for a CAT scan, it will reveal a tumor?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The tumor would explain a lot though
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
If I told you there was even like a 1% chance that she texted you a picture of her breasts
isn’t that worth doing it?
I see her breasts all the time
If someone is going to text me breasts, they should be new breasts.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Well played, mauer
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Well... time for a new sig.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Here we go.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
From last thread:
@Closure: seriously, you should’ve told her, “yeah, you should probably lose some weight.” If she laughs, you know you should be putting in the extra effort. If not, well…
@SchoolyD: What can I say? I take my Woody seriously.
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RUNZ!!!
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
josh with another rbi
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
He's in the dugout now.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
Is De los Santos
the latin equilivant of Smith?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I remember Bill James saying...
…that kids growing up in the 80s and 90s reading the backs of basecard cards were going to think that San Pedro de Macoris was bigger than Brazil, because of how many players are from there.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully Netflix is just having problems right now,
or else it just deleted my entire queue for some reason.
probably just antiSec
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
It's spelled queue.
[kidding]
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
NICE
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
It currently goes (top 15):
Space Jam
Simpsons S6 Disc 4
The McGyver made-for-TV movies (one disc)
V for Vendetta
Fantastic Mr Fox
In the Heat of the Night
Thief
The Ghost Writer
Point Break
300
Koyaanisquati
Hamlet 2
Zodiac
A Serious Man
Beerfest
Needs Ip Man and Ip Man 2
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
you're missin' out.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Chinese Kung Fu movies.
I enjoyed the first a lot… second was decent.
Based on a real person who used to train Bruce Lee.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Have you ever seen Kung Fu Hustle?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a Stephen Chow comedy/parody of Kung Fu movies....
Great movie….easily in my top 10 ever
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Aww. I wonder if it was limited time.
I watched it on Instant within the past 12 months.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
You haven't heard of Airwolf? You must be young.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Tha fuck?
Respect revoked.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Have you gone back and watched the pilot episode?
If there was ever an episode of a show so absolutely terrible it was brilliant…
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I grew up on '80's reruns, man.
Airwold, The A-Team, Magnum PI, Knight Rider… those where my staples for quite a few years.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
by LSJ on Jul 7, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
That is the weirdest list ever.
and I don’t know if I mean that in a bad way or not.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It's largely a mix of nostalgia and recs from LSB and other such places,
including some of Netflix’s own recs that sounded vaguely interesting (see: Hamlet 2).
H2 is very hit or miss
a lot of unfunny stuff but man, the funny scenes are REALLY fucking funny.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanna drink w jackie Moore
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 7, 2011 9:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I wanna drink a Jackie Moore
What would be in it?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Straight Scotch
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
That's the CJ Wilson.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Jack Daniels and Lighter Fluid
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
by Atticus F on Jul 7, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
with a dab of paint thinner
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I like this thought.
Dunno why, but I might try it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet that man can Par-Tay
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
The A's
don’t look like they enjoy being there at all.
Serves them right for making us replay a game we already won. It’s like beating them twice in the same game. I was wrong. I am enjoying this immensely.
I was concerned I'd be extremely mad if we lost a game we already won
Fortunately that doesn’t look like it’s gonna be a problem.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
by LSJ on Jul 7, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Except Mitch doesn't get that Grand Slam back.
People who owned him on their fantasy teams were quite annoyed about that. As were all of us.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Jul 7, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't gloss over the real story....you know we all want to know if he did it....well? Did he
make one of his patented jump throws tonight?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I am liking the Baseball America midseason ranking update
Rangers went from having 3 prospects in the top 100 to 4 in the top 50
I am really surprised that Martin and Erlin are in the top 50.
Top 100 wouldn’t of surprised me, but I have never really thought Erlin would be a top 50 talent. Martin has the talent ceiling, but I thought age and newness might hurt him.
Top 100 to begin the season was
24. Martin Perez
74. Jurickson Profar
84. Tanner Scheppers
Erlin is up like crazy
Baseball America midseason ranking
Offense looks better, Feliz looks like he’s back, Elvis has looked much better the last few games, Holland having a good Holland night, bullpen starting to get healthy…..everything feels so much better today.
Got to say, though, There are some good moments there.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
That's the same girl who did the how to make yourself look completely different than you really do
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
"I got this." --Adrian Beltre
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Damn!
Dutch pitching like he had a police escort to Round Rock after the game.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
HAHA
Beltre runs comes to a complete stop to make the throw
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
He doesn't want to get a ticket from those cops
that busted Murphy for smashing bluebonnets
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
What?
Murph is a native texan, he should know better
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Holy hell, that was some frightening cleavage
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anyone else see those friggin cans???
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
your first post tonight. wouldnt expect anything less
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been on the couch in a coma but those freakin sandbags made me jump on here
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Ok someone needs to GIF those.
For posterity’s sake of course.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Jul 7, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
They were like a 42 Long Bra Size
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
So basically they were anime chick boobs.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Jul 7, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Hello...Waxahachie wants their water towers back.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
bam
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
You...are my #1....a-guy
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
would be sweet revenge if we end up winning this game 7-0.
still sucks for mitch tho
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
If there is any justice
We load the bases next inning and Mitch plants one.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
Amen.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Jul 7, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh my God...
@MKrenek: Whispers at park are that the fan who fell has passed away. Prayers to his family.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
thats insane.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
If that happened, I'm a bit surprised they didn't stop the game.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
If he was rushed to the hospital and passed there...
Would they?
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
If he died after they left the park
How would they know?
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
They wouldn't know.
And I doubt they would mention anything to the players until after the game.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
Especially since the TV broadcast never mentioned it
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
What?
oh, man….that’s awful…..
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
That is horrible!
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
That is awful.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I don't know...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Really hope that's not true.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Well
the only thing I can hope is that twitter is a great place for false rumors to spread so here’s hoping it is that
That's what I'm hoping too
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Same
if it’s not true, it’s a sick joke. If it’s true, it’s a tragedy.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
woah
i saw from the article where the video was, that someone last year died from a 14 foot fall…and that’s what immediately popped into my head when we were talking about the 15 foot wall…
wow
yeah... I just now am tuning in.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
A fan fell from the LF bleachers in the gap behind the out of town scoreboard.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
A guy fell in the left field stands to the ground...
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
is this being confirmed by any other source?
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
ESPN Dallas says he has arm injuries
and is at JPS Hospital. And was conscious when he left.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
I still don't get whether WhipSmart's friend's tweet was real or not
I think it has to be real, right? It’s such a weird joke to make
I'm gonna call BS
Safawna Dunn, who was sitting behind the victim, said he appeared to have injuries to both arms and was conscious when taken away on a stretcher.
I hope you're right
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
FT worth paper has htis to say
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I really hope this is false
I want him to be good so I can laugh at his video with a clear conscience.
"And then the Sample Size Gods smacked them down." - John Hollinger
tony sipp.
you just got your ass fucking dropped, bitch
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
bad choice of words, given the recent events at the park, mate.
way too soon.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
These posts were pretty much simultaneous.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
didnt know about that when i posted this.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The mention of Rollie Fingers reminded me of this.
Check out this artwork. It’s by Will Johnson, a member of the local band Centro-matic.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
He has a painting of Arlington Stadium which isn't on his site.
I reeeeaaaaaally dug it though.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
The stadium is eerily quiet...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
They announced attendance at 35K
But I’ve heard it’s pretty empty
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
A lot of those are probably people who had tickets to the original game back in May,
but didn’t show up tonight
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
By the way, this game shouldn't of ever have been played to begin with.
So I hope Garry Davis is happy with himself.
oh, is this the makeup for the game stolen from Harry?
Kudos to Holland for shutting the door on the A’s again.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
NIGHT STALKER!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
hahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
too soon.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
on the guy falling rumor
@SportsSturm hearing conflicting reports. it’s all conjecture at this point
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Why would he even tweet that?
Seems like he’s trying to be the first to break it.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
he's tweeting it
because he’s a news guy and as such he’s going to have access to a lot more sources
said by that michael krenek guy
he is a 1310 the ticket guy…he shoudl wait for confirmation before spreading ‘whispers’
Maybe he was actually talking about Rich Harden's career.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
Per my friend sitting in our seats at the park
they are reporting he is at Peter Smith and is in good condition. Knot on the head, nothing more.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
fact
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't she a comedienne?
I think I just saw her on Comedy Central this weekend….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
if derek holland pitches a CG 3-hitter
i’l . . . i don’t know . .
i’ll return my neighbors table saw.
by DaveHostetlersLoveChild on Jul 7, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
You are a Good Man
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
sucks for that guy
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
DP Dino!
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
No more double penatration dinosaurs allowed.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
DUTCH!!!!!!!!
just had to get that in
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Godzilla
grounding into a DP DINO, irony?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Underrated movie
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
There is a trivia question about what is Ronald Reagan's nickname
In my head, the connection is only to this movie. I have to spend time thinking about what is the name of the movie with Ed O’Neill and the kid from can’t hardly wait.
csb
There's.....two outs....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon... one more out.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
AJM's snowman is keeping me from replying, "Ummm... sure! Yeah!"
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
heh
@TexasPharmD @MKrenek whispers at park are that you’re a fucking moron
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
mike hahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 7, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol TAG
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
That was a good trade
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
But Mike Scoscia didn't like Napoli's defense
and he’s THE EXPERT.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
And you gotta trust Tony Reagins
because he’s more of a WINNER than JD.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
They gave him away along with some DFA'd guy for Vernon Wells
What does that tell you!?
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Come the fuck on ump.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
WHAT?! COME ON
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
How in the fuck was that a ball?
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
It wasn't
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Hmm... leave him or pull him...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
come on dutch. end this shit, man
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck?
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
muh fuckin robots, yo.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
That first pitch as a ball.
It was a clear ball.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
BALLGAME!!!
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
awesome.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
BALLGAME!
FUCK YEAH!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
BALLGAME!!
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
BALLGAME!!!!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2011 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Colby?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
CGSO
Way to go, Dutch.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." — Dave Barry
FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CGSO, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H
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- "Well I screwed that one up," Washington said. -
That's Our Big Boy
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
Put that in the PGT.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 7, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Only make it smaller.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
by vfn on Jul 7, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
BALLGAME!!!
Not the perfect game from Derek that I was hoping for yesterday, but the CGSO 4 hitter is good enough.
I love Dutch
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
x
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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
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