8/10 OT Thread
by chief on Aug 10, 2011 5:57 AM CDT
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Missouri became the 24th state in the United States.
1846
The Smithsonian Institution was established in Washington, D.C., from funds left by British scientist James Smithson.
1921
Franklin D. Roosevelt was stricken with polio at his summer home on Campobello island.
1944
U.S. forces seized Guam from Japan.
1948
Candid Camera with Allen Funt debuted on television.
1988
President Reagan signed a bill that awarded $20,000 to each survivor of the Japanese-American internment.
1993
Ruth Bader Ginsburg was sworn in as the second female U.S. Supreme Court justice.
Read more: This Day in History: August 10 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1UceMYKkb
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Her eyes remind me so much of him.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
no question
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'd probably tell her that her dads' music wasn't that good and ruin my shot anyway.
Or maybe that’s what girls want to hear, so she’d be into me!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Why is there anything disturbing about these pictures?
I heard about it on the radio this morning too and they were saying how weird it is. I don’t get it.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
For me, it is the fact that I remember when she was born.
And now that she is all grown up, it makes me feel old.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
They figured that Courtney Love's daughter
would have been in Hustler.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
warehouse 13!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
It just amazes me that they are taking one of their top shows (not to mention one of their only new, original science fiction shows)
and simply getting rid of it. I used to love Sci-Fi. Once Eureka is gone, I don’t see a single show on their current lineup or future lineup (that we know about) that I have any interest in. I hate the trend of turning every cable network into some bastard version of TNT or USA.
All the Stargates are gone
And Universe was getting good :(
W13 is decent! Eureka was fun but not my favorite.
What is left?
best buy has refurbished wii's for 80$
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
add in gamecube wireless controllers and you have a solid setup
before even considering hacking it…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions
any idea where i can get a refurbished Xbox cheap?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
original?
360?
original, only place i know of is movie trading co — they sell EVERYTHING there: nes, snes, n64, ps2, xbox, 360, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions
360 my bad
mine crapped out on me.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
ive heard really bad things about refurbished 360s
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
seriously?
maybe I should just get a new one then
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I bought a refurb 2 years ago
The only thing I’ve had to do was take it apart and blow the dust out of it. Works just fine.
sounds like they might be inconsistent.
talked with a friend who works at gamestop, and another one at movie trading co, and both have said they have people come back after buying refurbs who have issues. both said dont buy refurbs.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
What problems did they have?
Mine ran a little slow and the data connection to my HD clearly had transfer problems.
Then I blew the dust out and it was fine. Took the CD drive apart and cleaned it out too.
many of them were getting the red ring a few months after buying
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah you have to be careful w/ who you buy from, thats for sure
but i think they certify at movie trading co that it works…or you can exchange it for another
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
#parentsbasementproblems
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
The last time I tried to play my N64, it did not work.
But my Sega Genesis was still working the last time I tried.
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
about 5 years ago I bought a new machine that worked with both NES and SNES games for a bachelor party, works well if you just want to play the games without the retro look
with genesis
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
If you're a student or have a student e-mail address
you can buy a Windows 7 computer/laptop and get a free Xbox360.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
thats a sweet deal...but i'm not and I can't afford to buy a computer
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Maybe I don't want to know
But what gif got posted in the PGT that was later deleted and the user banned? It must have been bad if Herbie objected.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
damn, I hate missin LSB dramas
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
same here....wtf
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
it was a gif of stone falling, then hamilton having fun with the walk off and then someone with a i love hamilton sign.
it was bad.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh wow
Seriously? What is wrong with people?
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions
and it was that posters only post ever on any SBN.
it was a troll for sure
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I got that from the comments
But still … I don’t care how much I dislike a team, I would never do anything like that. Horrible.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
it wasnt up for very long, not even thirty seconds
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
good...thats crazy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I laughed when reading that simply because of how crazy that is
What would possess you to post something like that….anywhere?
yeah, it was awful
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Why would they even take the time to make that gif in the first place?
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
to get us to do what we are doing now
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Because I haven't yet figured out how to punch somebody through the internet.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
And LSJ, bastion of great taste
said he would have found it funny.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
he also said Caddyshack was not funny.
his bit is wearing thin
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
blasphemy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It's overrated.
But not unfunny.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Truthfully, I don't disagree with this.
Just by it basically being the murderer’s row of comedy, cast-wise, it should have been a lot better.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I'm proud of the board for just ignoring it.
It was a sad attempt at being edgy and contrarian.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Just SUCH a fucking beating sometimes.
and by sometimes, I mean all the fucking time.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
There's always someone on these forums like that.
I hope he decides to grow up, for his sake.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I leave for a party and missed the entire PGT.
I am also curious.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
why does your search function suck SO MUCH
is it that hard to index your shit?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
So, not counting Emily Jones and Dana Larson
There have been four babies born in the Rangers organization so far this season, right? Murph, Colby, Kinsler and Ogando. Hamilton’s wife is due next month. That’s quite a baby boom.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
Rangers first World Series appearance = celebratory sexings.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I guess so
Sorry I missed out.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
On the celebratory sexings or the celebratory sexings fun babies?
Fun babies kind of take some of the shine of a WS appearnace
Ha ha
Good point. Mostly the former, but the latter wouldn’t be horrible. Or maybe I just have a little bit of baby fever.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
when you have Baby Fever, just think of this
you’re sleeping and having a very pleasant dream. then, all of a sudden at 4am, you hear what appears to be a fucking pteranodon screeching uncontrollably inside your house. Nope, it isn’t a goddamn dinosaur. It’s a baby. And he just flatly refuses to go to sleep. That should cure what ails ya.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 10, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
lather, rinse, repeat
he’s 5 months old and we’re lucky if he sleeps 4 hours at a time
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I got very lucky with my twins
They both slept quite well from the jump, which was pretty cool since I was practically single parenting from the time they were 1
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
our older one didn't really sleep through the night until he was 14 months old. For real.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
mine is 3 months and sleeps like 7 hours through the night
I win !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
My 5 month old sleeps through the night
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I will destroy you
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
She is a dick before she falls asleep at night though
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Just being around my nephews for a while is enough to cure my wife.
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
Ha ha
Yeah, I know spending just a few hours with a baby would cure me of this. My birthday has just set my biological clock ticking a little louder. Bleh.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
There is no such thing, you've just been brainwashed by evil men.
/StupidSexyFlanders
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Well-played
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
More and more of my friends are having kids.
That clock is starting to get louder for me as well.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
You're still too young
Wait. :)
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
if we move back to Plano you can babysit while I go out and get blackout drunk
you will surely have your fill
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Kids for some reason like me and do what I tell them.
Even the ones that are supposed to be problem children.
I don’t get it.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I think if you say this line at an interview with a school district they hand you a job
Regardless of any other qualifications.
If I had to teach, I would choose to teach either middle schoolers or high schoolers.
More than likely high schoolers. I helped tech the front ensemble at my old high school (and rival high school) for a few years and for the most part liked teaching that age group.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
i could never teach at high school
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Probably because you'd still have your gun on you
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
As a high school teacher, he would need it.
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
He'll be like the uncle at the family reunion...
That you have to keep away from the scotch.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
this is why. I carry pictures of dinosaur penises in my wallet and I just can’t help myself sometimes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I couldn't be one in Oklahoma...
I’d bang all the hot 16+ chick.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
All 2 of them?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I've noticed that since I've been commenting on LSB more...
My spelling has gone to shit.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
My typing skills and my grasp on grammar has gone to shit since posting on here.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I have trouble not laughing at some otherwise innocuous phrases
Such as “cleaning the kitchen.”
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
What's that mean?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
It means cleaning the kitchen
like:
“I have a free afternoon and no one is home. I think I’ll go clean the kitchen”
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Ah so exactly what I thought it meant...
Whackin’ the pud.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
they're already mothers, so you know they like to partay
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Ok kids, this is how you log into LSB."
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
I give just about anything for this right now.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Just imagine trying to squeeze a watermelon out of a hole
the size of a nickel. that will change your mind
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Well there's always a few babies throughout the season
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Just seems like an inordinate amount this year
Or maybe I’m just noticing it more.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
The Emily Jones and Dana Larson ones probably make it seem like a lot more
usually, the player takes a couple of days off and then they’re back and you don’t hear anything about it really before or after.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
The new MLB paternity leave policy probably makes it more noticeable too
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
cashews suck
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
pistachios on the other hand are the MF jam.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
FACT
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I love nuts in general.
Big nuts. Small nuts. Hard nuts. Salty nuts. Nuts and beer. Nut butter. Nuttella. Nutter Butters. I’m just nuts for ’em.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Aug 10, 2011 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Aug 10, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And legumes.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Aug 10, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not really...
it’s formulaic buddy-cop police procedural with dashes of humour and a will-they-won’t-they romance thing. I like it as background watching though.
/everybody’s a TV critic.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Which shows are you talking about?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Eureka & Stargate Universe cancelled
HIMYM declining
Futurama, although back, hasn’t really reclaimed its former glory either
Gave up on House 2 or 3 seasons ago
Fringe seems to be a perpetual state of “is it going to be cancelled?”
Deadliest Catch was already getting old, but Phil’s death killed any interest I had in the show
Basically the shows that I’m really into that I’m left with are Psych, Burn Notice, & Modern Family
Shows you should be watching
Community, Parks & Rec, Breaking Bad…and I really like Falling Skies (NO FS SPOILERS PLEASE. I STILL HAVEN’T SEEN THE FINALE!)
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i liked falling skies and franklin & bash
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Surprisingly, I like Franklin & Bash
It’s TV candy. Although, I kept waiting for a complete episode. It seemed like every ep. had either a strong primary story and a weak secondary or vice-uh-versa.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
its just a fun show
I didn’t think i would like it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Falling Skies is good.
I also like The Walking Dead. When Terra Nova comes out, I’m going to give it a shot.
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
I really hope they don't mess up the walking dead
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 9:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah with Darabont leaving and with a lower budget, I am concerned.
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
It's hit and miss, but I think Wylie is good
And Will Patton’s one-trick-pony plays well in that role.
I’m just a sucker for mystery/action dramas like that (I’m not even sure what you call them) along the lines of Walking Dead & Jericho
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Wylie is one of my favorite actors. I'll watch his Librarian series of movies anytime they are on TNT.
I want it to be good, but it just hasn’t really drawn me in yet.
Me too
Its got some good moments but it hasn’t been a can’t miss show yet.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
suits has been pretty good so far
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
seconding this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Might I suggest turning FX on
Wilfred, Archer, it’s Always Sunny, and Louie
Plus your standard Parks and Rec suggestion.
Also….Aqua Unit Patrol Squad One/Children’s Hospital on Adult Swim
Louie Louie Louie LouAHHHH
Wilfred is….good not great so far.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I've really liked Wilfred.
I was very skeptical when I saw the promos, and I wonder how long they can keep things fresh. But man…it’s killed me so far. Ed Helms and the Peanut Butter and Wilfred constantly nailing the giant teddy bear kill me.
They do a lot of the little things right on that show
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
it's so uncomfortable
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The first episode, when he goes on the date
It’s the most perfect train wreck.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
there was a very good part of this last episode with Dane Cook
where it shows Louie in the past taping a sitcom pilot and he stops in the middle of the scene saying the dialogue wasn’t funny. The director asks what Louie would think is funny….he responds by saying “If the wife just said, ’I’m leaving you’ and took off with the kids, leaving the man to realize he didn’t have anyone else to be a dick to and having to finally look at himself. That’d be hilarious.’” Pretty good insight into the show right there.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Yes it is.
Love the episode where he flips off his daughter
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 9:56 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That show sometimes makes you wait for a laugh
but when it comes, its amazing. Where he flips off his daughter is great, the sister’s fart is another one, and my personal favorite is when he misses his show with Pamela.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Best sceen is when Loiue...
and all of his comedian friends are sitting around the card table talking about the one guy who’s gay and the clubs he has been to and what they do.
So much funny in that show.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I actually think Futurama is better now than before
It seems like Comedy Central gives them more leeway with their jokes and there’s no horribly sad and depressing episodes anymore.
YOu should check out Suits if you like some of the other USA shows.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
sad/depressing episodes = some of their best work though
see Jurassic Bark (not my fav, but…)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm guessing that's the one with the dog
A great episode, but its so damn depressing. A comedy cartoon is not supposed to make me almost cry.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
And I didn't cry
because I’m a man and we don’t do that sissy crap
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I have never cried at Futurama
Jurassic Bark, The Sting, Devil’s Hands are Idle Playthings, the first movie…
there is just sometimes SOMETHING IN MY EYE LOOK AWAY DON’T LOOK AT ME.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I really love Jurassic Bark
It’s sad as hell but I love it.
My other favorite episode is Godfellas (I think that’s the right title).
i fucking love devil's hands are idle playthings
one of my fav episode
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Nathan Fillion
is an underrated comedy genius.
of course, I’m also a browncoat, so he’s got that going for him too.
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
you are not a certified TV critic
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Like all such shows,
there’s a season or two that’s decent before the bit and the will-they-won’t-they gets played out.
See also Bones, though somehow that’s apparently been gaining viewers for the past few years after like 7 seasons? WTF?
Bones is good
can’t wait for Finder though. loved the characters in the Bones spinoff/pilot
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
its not a horrible show
at all
its solid for sure
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
tempted to make that my sig
but just the subject line
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Journal entry, August 10th, 8:54 AM CST
“Witnessed the coming out of jam0152 in the OT thread”
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
by bking on Aug 10, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nut and nuts are two separate things.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
yes, yes I am!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I resisted the urge to make "I love nuts" my sig, but I couldn't resist this one.
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
heh its a good one
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I can't help but think that he wanted to be in someone's sig.
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
I've been setting them on tees...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nothing like some morning testical humor
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
its funny no matter the time of day
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Your nuts?
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
This is oddly entrancing with this being double posted.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
yeah i failed the first post
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
This is how I started out but I never really was into "small nuts".
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
But to get really big guns you have to sometimes take things that
temporarily reduce the size of the nuts.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
no those weren't big those were massive, been there done that Jihadi.
but yes this is true re: nut shriveling.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I know my huge balls disappeared for a little while
when I tried some Jose Canseco vitamins in grad school.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Honey Roasted Cashews FTW
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Roasted Rosemary Cashews
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I detest nuts in every possible form
peanuts, walnuts, almonds, cashews….they can all take a slow boat to HELL
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i agree with you on walnuts and cashews.
death.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
You're under arrest for making false statements.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
mmm... roasted nuts
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I got those once on a canoeing trip....
Damn reflection….
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
almonds are the worst
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
arena football fan prevents player from returning kick
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Shut down for a year
and then merged with AF2
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I see bill4time is advertising on our home page
I thought that was some down low website… guess I was wrong.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Saturday can not get here soon enough
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 9:24 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
The sublime concert will be nicer
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 9:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't like bands with dead lead singers
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Rome is a pretty good singer
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 9:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What?? Cowboys play on Thursday....
/dfwmedia
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
x
On its front page, the New York Times (8/10, A1, Belluck, Subscription Publication) reports that according to a study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, “a simple blood test that can determine a baby’s sex as early as seven weeks into pregnancy is highly accurate if used correctly.” Experts predict that “parents concerned about gender-linked diseases, those who are merely curious, and people considering the more ethically controversial step of selecting the sex of their children” are all likely to utilize this technology. The Times says similar tests have previously been commercially available but were often inaccurate. In response to concerns of gender selection, some companies require waivers from customers saying they will not use the test for that purpose.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
/China
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
They so short sighted
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I see this as a positive for America
That somebody may be fucking up their country even more than us!
People who study populations and such
have been trying to gather data from the outside regarding China’s various birth rate control policies, especially since China won’t release data. It sounds like China is making poor decisions based on faulty data, from what I’ve read.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
I have a friend that's a Harvard professor in Chinese Studies
and she goes over there a few times every year to gather data on a group of kids she’s been following since their birth. It’s really very fascinating, especially the social consequences of the gender control policies
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Longitude doesn't work.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure it does, you just have to give it more latitude
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
But how does that help me grow my shlong?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Can anything really help you with that??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
That's basically what the instructions said
step 1: Take pills
step 2: Get shlong hard
step 3: Pull on shlong to stretch it out
step 4: PROFIT
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Kate Upton
"There's nothing gay about loving the taste and texture of a good salty nut in my mouth." - jam0152 Aug 10, 2011
Good luck getting funding for that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Rich people get around them
But it is a problem. Then again, historically, so is a young male population with few sexual prospects. Their demographics are quite interesting, they are going to have the same problems as Europe and Japan
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not going to use this test for the purpose of gender selection...
And you can never prove that I did in a breach of contract claim against me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah,
I’m confused about that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think they'd sue you,
I think they’re just trying to cover their ass from protests/misguided lawsuits against the companies themselves.
For their role in any supposed gender selection?
Makes sense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
just make sure you dont vaccinate them
/jennytrollmccarthy
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
do NOT get me started on that shit
that fucking crackpot has moms all over the country afraid that vaccinations will give their kids autism. There is one doctor – ONE MOTHERFUCKING DOCTOR – who believes that shit. The medical community believes he is nuts and there have been literally thousands of studies (5000ish from what our doctor told us) that completely disspell his one “study” about the link between autism and vaccinations. 5000 to 1. Yet there are stupid ass moms everywhere who are putting their kids in harms way. I’ll tell you this: we could tell from very very early on that our oldest son wasn’t “typical,” in the same way that from very early on, we could tell our younger one was. The older one wasn’t typical one day, got a shot, then all of a sudden turned autistic. Austism has absolutely nothing to do with vaccinations. Nothing.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
She has already backtracked, and has found that her kid ws misdiagnosed
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
she's a fucking idiot
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I take it she's up there with SSF for you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
yes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Didn't we all know that from the jump??
I mean she got her start as a Playmate. Are we really expecting much from her??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
but she was hot and took her clothes off in the 90s
that makes her a medical expert, you should listen to her
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
she helped me clean a few kitchens in the 90s
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Waka Flocka Flame morphed with real world things. Halloween costume ideas!
Luke Sky Waka
Waka, Texas Ranger
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
what is a Waka Flocka?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
that's a person?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'm with Roscoe, I'm with Waka
I think I deserve a chance
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Luh dem gun sounds
luh dem, luh dem gun sounds.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Meh
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
So very wrong.
That song has a cool music video but isn’t that good.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Why is he milking a cow?
Is dairy farming the new way to prove you’re skreet?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
He stays on that grind in the city or the country.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hey, he only claims to love dem gun sounds
maybe he just fires them for therapeutic reasons.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Isn't he a really big into serving the community?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I hear he throws a lot of Grove Street Parties.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's much more accurate if you turn your gun sideways
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I know
it’s all about trigger control, Mr. Flame. Consistent trigger control and watching that front sight.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
waka sock'em robots
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
AHHHHH, Waka has his face for sale online for $6! Done.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Short Bus Shawty?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
china's first aircraft carrier, apparently
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Pretty cool looking.
Wonder if it works.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Me and pops were going great! Then it all fell apart, like a Chinese motorcycle.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's entirely experimental, but it's going to pave the way for them to make others.
They bought it from the Russians claiming that they were going to make a floating casino out of the hull. A front corporation for the PLAN (People’s Liberation Army Navy) bought it for $20 million. It used to be called the Varyag.
When it was sold, it looked like this:
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This seems much more like previous Chinese scientific endeavours.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
that ramp looks like fun
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
so china doesnt have the resources or capabilities of making a badass aircraft carrier?
fooled me… dont they have some badass nuclear subs?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
i bet they have a ton of shit we don't even know about
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I bet you are very wrong.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
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they do have this secret-ass shit called "nuclear chicken" that I ate at a Chinese buffet yesterday
and it’s staging a coup inside my GI tract as we speak.
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by Bob Loblaw on Aug 10, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
If they have it
we know about it. trust me
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I don't know about that
How good is our intelligence in China? We’d know about the big stuff most likely, but I bet there’s a fair amount we don’t know about China. For one, the country itself is frigging enormous…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
China is the largest shipbuilding power going (if not most advanced)
I went to a little town of 6 million called Dalian china . . . amazing
not much in nukes but that new sub base is interesting, and they are stealing as fast as they can to catch up
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Their capabilities can be derived from sources other than humint.
And it’s pretty hard to hide the construction of submarines, warships, and even planes from our satellites.
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Yeah I'm certainly not talking about warships
but even if we know what the ship/plane looks like, we still probably don’t know how it performs (although we can make some assumptions). Add in things like missiles and other weaponry, and it’s likely we don’t know quite as much as we’d like about their military capabilities.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
You can pretty much tell how a plane is going to perform from what it looks like, actually.
As in, if given a picture of a plane, I fully believe our experts could forecast the performance of said plane extremely accurately.
I don’t think you’re giving our intelligence services enough credit.
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I briefly thought I might want to work for them.
Killed an interview yet never heard back. It was odd.
Well, yes and no.
You can predict it pretty accurately, but that’s also assuming they don’t have any technology we don’t know about. Since you have to project from what you know, it stands to reason that if they have a technological advancement we don’t, we wouldn’t be able to accurately predict its performance. And this is all ignoring the information things like troop deployments, inspection schedules, training exercises, morale reports, etc tell you.
Again I think we have a good idea, but not as good as we’d really like. I think you’re overestimating the amount of knowledge you can gain from non-human intel.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
We have a better idea of what they have
than what most people know. Of course we would like to know more. You always want to know more of what the advesary has.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I could tell you
but then i would have to kill you
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
They certainly have the resources, they've just never done it before.
This is their test ship, kinda like the Enterprise was ours for nuclear carriers in the 50s.
It’s not a situation where we should start fearing the Chinese PLAN. They don’t have a blue-water navy that can challenge us at this point, and if they started building one in earnest, we’d know about it far enough beforehand that we could respond.
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yeah, i doubt they have the defense system in place to send that out in enemy territory
compared to something like this:
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't decide if I would first
wet myself or surrender. Probably both.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
is the israeli air force better than the US air force
not in man power .. but in skill and technology?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
No idea.
I know their intelligence is generally thought of as top notch.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know for sure
but I think if you’re just talking about the technology and skill, then the Israeli Air Force is better.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
The US might have them beat on the tech
but the Israelis are usually more battle tested with everything like tanks or planes. So, yeah, the US might have the better tech, but I’d probably guess that the Israelis use theirs better as a result.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Why?
Israel is an ally to the US and is in a very hostile area of the world where its good to have an ally at. They might not get the absolute latest stuff right away, but the US is probably sending something good their way.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
i just about bet they get it either from us
or via “other ways”
or they just develop the good stuff
if anyone inthe world gets our “good stuff” its the israeli’s
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by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
We're not their only supplier.
They’ve purchased from the French extensively in the past.
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Are they still on good terms though?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
We're talking about their Air Force here...
it’s not like it’s a big secret when it comes to who’s buying our planes. There’s an export ban on the F-22, for instance (but IIRC they’re looking at making an export-suitable version).
I'd be pretty surprised if they do make an exportable F-22.
All the problems going on with the Raptor fleet right now (grounded for the past ~6 months, not sure how big the ultimate order will be) as well as the F-35 coming so soon afterwards seem to decrease the possibility of an exportable version. They’re starting work on our post F-35 fighter though!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I am afraid the F-35
is going to be a POS
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm starting to worry too.
Because apparently Lockheed can’t keep costs down to save their lives, so the fighter might end up being gutted just to make budget.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Costs...
The amount of technology that goes into those things now compared to when something like the F-16 was first developed is absurd. It’s no wonder nobody could project how much it would cost in advance.
Well... the F-35 isn't supposed to be cutting edge.
With a plane like the F-22, I’m willing to overlook some budget overruns (stealth fighter, first engine to achieve supersonic cruise without afterburners, etc). But the F-35 is supposed to be a solid, advanced, fairly inexpensive fighter. The cost overruns appear to be largely due to poor management/an unrealistic bid… not that that’s anything new in military aircraft.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
It's definitely new and so there's going to be bugs
but again, the whole point of the F-35 is a budget-conscious advanced fighter. They’re not doing so well on the budget-conscious part.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
That's the tricky thing about software (Note: I don't know where the cost overruns are coming from, but if they're coming from the software then that's hard to manage any better).
The cost isn’t in manufacturing it, it’s in writing it, and making it correct.
Once they give you a spec to have it do n things, there isn’t a lot of “budget conscious” stuff you can do. It either works, or it doesn’t, however long that takes.
Well right
but that’s where the management comes in. Setting the proper specs and the initial estimates. It’s consistently a problem on military aircraft. Heck, Boeing’s started cutting pretty heavily into their profit margin on the new tanker, which one would think wouldn’t be as difficult to design as a new fighter (particularly since it’s just a conversion of an existing aircraft body).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
My point is just that you can't really blame Lockheed,
since I’m not sure there’s a company in the world that’s immune to it for software. Nobody’s quite figured out how to do it yet.
Well, I can blame them
for overpromising.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Not in tech, but perhaps in training.
Israel doesn’t have any force-projection capabilities, though.
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I heard once women in the Israeli army are trained to pee standing up.
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That would cover the force projection topic
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Not in technology
but they’re probably the closest of anybody else in the world
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't the Isreali Air Force fly F-16s?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Mostly F-15s now, same as us.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I believe they develop their own, actually.
But yes, which is why I think they’re not quite equal with us, but they’re the closest.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
And you dont see what is under the surface just lurking wither
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
That's a photo op fleet, not an actual combat arrangement. I'm also pretty sure that picture is from over thirty years ago.
We don’t normally send our carriers out together, and if this were a real carrier battle group, there would be about 20 destroyers and corvettes not in the picture itself in addition to the sub screen you obviously wouldn’t see.
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We wouldn't have any of those ships that close together
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a type of fast escort ship.
Generally larger than a destroyer but smaller than a cruiser.
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Well I guess it does have to be airtight.
But I think the engines would be too heavy and it would sink.
Then again, Klingon Bird of Preys do float. So who knows?
The engine may be heavy
But it would also displace a shit ton of water. I doubt carrier’s have light engines…
Nucleur reactors are pretty heavy
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Cause they're full of heavy metals!
/science joke
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, if this picture makes you wet yourself, the full BG would likely give you the runs
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I was wrong, this picture is from 2002.
But the middle two boats in the formation aren’t even American. That’s the De Gaulle and an English amphibious transport behind it.
The two big carriers are the Stennis on the top and the Kennedy on the bottom. The surrounding ships are from different navies, some American, some British, some French, and some Italian.
The De Gaulle threw me off, since it looks like one of our midget carriers from WWII.
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I overstated the size of carrier strike groups here.
Exaggerated quite a bit on the surface components involved. Most strike groups apparently have 2 missile cruisers, at least one anti-aircraft ship squadron, and an anti-submarine destroyer squadron. So it’s probably more like 8-10 surface ships total, including the carrier itself, and excluding support ships.
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Here's a better one.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Rimpac_battlegroup_2006.jpg
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that is fucking bad. ass.
oh shit
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Even a couple of Los Angeles-class subs on the left and right.
And that’s still not a full CBG.
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'Murica. Fuck yeah!
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I'm sure.
Though even for that picture, I bet you anything they had a screen of subs and/or destroyers out of frame.
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Those may be the subs allotted for that battle group, but even for a picture they wouldn't leave a CVN exposed.
They may have temporarily assigned more subs and/or escorts to make the picture work.
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Has anyone else been reading about the carrier killer missle
US sounds nonplussed
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Somebody nailed me on this in my last column.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
=|
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"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
the latter
frankly I was not aware of the former
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh they're certainly plussed about it.
If that’s even a good way to phrase that statement.
It’s a direct threat to our single most-important non-nuclear (in terms of weapons) military assets.
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I'm sure they're worried about it, let's say that.
But the ASBM systems will spawn anti-ASBM systems on our side, and so on and so forth.
I’m confident in our ability to protect those assets.
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I am confident in our ability to adapt
I don’t overestimate China’s targeting or C&C for those, but I still worry about the efficacy of ABM technology on a bird coming in at Mach 12 and (possibly) using countermeasures or flying deceptively. Still, the newish Ohio SSGNs (600 tomahawks) long range carrer-based UAVs etc., the navy adapts
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The SSGNs are tremendously interesting to me.
I need to read more about them.
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All about
You can’t find ’em, but if you want to put boats in the water and head to Taiwan you fucking better worry about them.
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Supposedly there are four in active duty right now.
Old Ohio-class boomers that carry an entire CBG’s worth of cruise missiles.
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where do you do your military reading?
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by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I read everything I can find.
There is one particular website that I love and read daily. Let me see if I can find the bookmark. It’s on my links page, so I don’t even type it in anymore.
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me too
but I find most military websites are 99% trolls. 15 yr. old kids putting down tom clancy books and joining a Eurofighter/Raptor debate claiming “sources” and “inside knowledge”
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
thx
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KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it is @ 150+/- tomahawks per
in a VLS plus what they carry for the tubes. total of 4 in the class and all based in PACFLT as I recall
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That jives with what I've found.
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glad to know they are all in PACFLT
taht is why it is such a middle finger aimed at China
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
It's an attempt to take out the bullets from the ASBM gun.
Yes, you may be able in your best-case scenario to take out a carrier, but you’re still not putting boots on the ground in Taiwan.
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China isnt putting boots on the ground in Taiwan?
If they really wanted to, they could at anytime
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
they could certainly try
I guess it would solve their population problem for them.
They just don’t have the naval assets to pull it off
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Not via amphibious assault.
China has nowhere close to the amphibious transport capacity necessary, and we wouldn’t allow it if they did.
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However
the strait isn’t THAT deep, they could build a land bridge of sunk ships and 500M dead bodies and still have 800+M to invade
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
A truly diabolical strategy.
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that’s what I meant @1:47 by “adapt” and said @2:07 - I don’t believe the ASBM is going to be that effective, but I think the USN is having to adapt rather than defend until they can field a more effective ABM defense
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
by which I also meant long-range carrier based UAVs are the next intermediate step to make targeting ASBM that much more difficult
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
What will be more interesting is going forward
US didn’t really ever field SSGNs like Russia b/c they needed them for convoy interdiction in the N Atlantic and we, obviously didn’t. Now if we want the capability to cut off China’s maritime trade (read oil) we will build more. This is what China worries about and why they are looking for forward bases in Vietnam (one of our old ones) and other places to protect their supply lines
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
but I agree they are highly concerned
the amusing part is the constant media/mind-games back and forth
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
have you read the book "executive intent" by dale brown?
A new crisis emerges as America unveils its new orbital weapon, the Thor’s Hammer, with China and Russia responding by gaining control of the seas. McLanahan must join forces with Brigadier General Kai Raydon to prevent WWIII. Meanwhile, a jaded Vice President Phoenix begins to challenge and question President Gardner’s decisions and policies.
.
shockingly a good book…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
They're actually developing (at least conceptually) an orbital weapons platform.
It basically shoots giant metal rods down into the atmosphere. Ah, DARPA.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
It doesn't shoot them, it just releases them.
And lets gravity do the work.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well, it would need to propel them
since otherwise they’d just keep floating there in space. But yes, the point is to let gravity do most of the work.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Good point, that was bad phrasing.
It would initially propel them toward a target, but it doesn’t “shoot” them in the sense that it provides all of the initial force to the object.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
if you get a chance read that book
fairly quick read — and solid book…read it on ipad
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
btw i also picked up the wrath of god
book you suggested…its on my list to actually read now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I've heard about that one but I find railguns more interesting
I have never understood why a sufficiently powerful railgun can’t be built to dispose of nuke waste
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
just shoot those bitches into outer space? or...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup
I’ll ask a scientist if I should give a shit if it crashes into the sun or Jupiter before I do it, but I doubt it does. People talk about burying it (a human but stupid tendency given fault lines and the half-life) or sinking it (I’ve heard mariana trench (hey maybe it will all be absorbed into the earth’s core by the crushing plates!!)
I have never heard anyone discuss building a railgun and shooting that shit into space
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
of course I build a targeting system
to avoid hitting satellites, meaning of course that I can hit them if I want to
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
The sun would work,
but you have way more catastrophic points of failure to do that than to dump it into a subduction zone. God forbid your container breaks while it’s being launched into the upper atmosphere…
Ah,
I see you already addressed this.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
The problem is if something goes wrong.
If something goes wrong with containment in an underground burial type facility, you can build a new one and move it.
If something goes wrong with the railgun, you’ve splattered vaporized nuclear waste for miles…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
What is it called?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
executive intent by dale brown
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll check it out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's cool.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Though the whole militarization of space issue...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Space is gay
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Super gay.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
rods from god
gotta love it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Because China is generally bad at creating brand new things.
They are getting better at innovation, but they generally steal most of their ‘breakthroughs’
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Nuclear technology,
computer chips, etc etc
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn sneaky Asians
/WWIIPoster
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
It's a ramp carrier like the ones the British built in the 80s, btw.
Almost as long as our latest carriers, though not nearly as fast and not nuclear powered. Also has a tremendously large beam (width) and I believe it is because the older Soviet designs didn’t have as much internal storage.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Another view from the front.
Looks like they plan on retrofitting the Kiev (another Russian ship they bought at auction through a dummy corporation) into another jump carrier. Then they’re going to roll with the two carriers as the centerpieces of heavy battle groups.
They’re still building ships with actual main guns, btw. That’s hilarious.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Is it really sloped up?
That seems… odd.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
It's really not.
Ours are the only modern carriers that don’t have ramps.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We use catapult launches.
Ski jump ramp carriers rely on the vertical launch of the ramp to overcome the lack of thrust.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think that's the goal.
To conserve space and speed up the launching of planes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Huh, didn't realize that.
I wonder why we’ve decided to stick with catapults.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
You can launch heavier payloads with catapults.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Makes sense.
Since you’re getting the plane up to a flyable speed much faster, whereas with the ramp you’re kind of “cheating” the typical runway.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
was told I was "to young to be making 'co-worker... makin copies'"
jokes at work…. like im not a historian of great sketch comedy… thats the only time rob schneider was ever funny IMO.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 9:55 AM CDT reply actions
No clue what this says
I know the joke though
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
what sucks is i was 3 hours away from having a minor in english...
my writing is good.. my blogging is freakin brutal to read.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
They showed those reruns on Comedy Central for 10+ years
if you’re old enough to drink, you’re old enough to use that crappy joke.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
This is how I feel about The Chappelle show.
It was huge for two years, and the reruns are on all the time. A lot of the bits are so worn now that I shudder to think what it’ll be in five years.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
those jokes aren't funny, sir
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I saw that dfw.com finished their best of DFW burgers voting
http://www.dfw.com/2011/08/09/492226/pops-dfw-burger-battle-champion.html
The author of this article appears to be an LSB poster. What a dick for not asking us for our opinions.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Pretty sure cmkelly lives in Connecticut?
Also, I found out over the weekend that one of the students in my program invested in Twisted Root.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Tell him to lower the damn burger prices, because I'm fairly certain they aren't serving gold cows.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Never been
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I stand by my statement.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
yes, Milford, CT.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
he's a Milford Man
not seen and not heard
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Chop house burgers is pretty awesome
If anyone ever goes make sure you read the menu. I ordered the cheeseburger without reading it. There was no bun. The burger was between two grilled cheese sandwiches.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 10:04 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
awesome
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
doesnt get better than a "big mouth burger" from chilis
with mayo instead of mustard.. and sauteed onions on top… so good.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I actually like the Chilis burger with the onion straws and the thick-ass bacon on top
so good
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
bacon doesn't have an ass
/MikeE
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
this bacon does
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Southern smokehouse
I like the jalapeño burger too
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 10:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I never heard of H2 until this voting
It’s downtown so I have to walk over there in the near future
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
My dad told me about it a week or two back.
I wish I had thought about it last night…was walking around looking for a place to eat.
I may go grab an early lunch there
I am already starving
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
What sucks about downtown to me
my 2 favorite places either closed or got bought out and just doesn’t seem as good anymore.
Which ones?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Picchi Pachi is ok
Billy Miners was awesome because of the free nacho cheese
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Picchi Pacchi was better before it got bought out
Used to be when you got a calzone or whatever they would load the plate with sauce. Now you get a small styrofoam cup to pour onto it.
cheap bastards
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
no Carls' Jr?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Karl does pizzas
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
not funny
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
not funny
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
not funny
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Whole Foods embroiled in controversy re: Ramadan.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/foods-controversy-targeting-ramadan/story?id=14266881
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I love the fact that they stopped that advertisement
so now both sides are pissed.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't worry too much about the rednecks, I've never seen one in a Whole Foods EVER.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Never been to one
I guess Central Market is the closest thing to that that I go to
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
they're awesome, but CM is similar.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Uh..
you see what’s going on in Tennessee?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Chris Johnson holding out is huge
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Manning may miss even more time.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I am sure they have a good back-up...
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
What?
Still the neck thing?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
not if I don't have to!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i love whole foods.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
he likes girls who don't shave their armpits
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Yeah I don't get this.
Overpriced shit that you can get at Kroger.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
lolno
It’s pricy but there’s a bunch of stuff there you can’t get at Kroger. You just need to know what to buy at WF and what to get other places.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
it is good...
keep in mind this was mainly while i was in DC and lived near the shittiest safeway in history
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
it was literally horrible
thank god it closed and they opened a new one
…2 weeks after i moved to ark for school.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Sprouts is awesome.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
PLUS
I love all their prepared foods. They are over priced but they have a lot of really good fresh deli items/prepared foods. It’s NOT your typical grocery store when it comes to quality OR selection.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
however I prefer Trader Joe's ...much cheaper and awesome selection of unusual items.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
CM
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah the quality is what i am a fan of
evidently the brookshires fresh in tyler has done quite well (anyone been to it) and they are going to be opening one in longview fairly soon
“fresh” is brookshires rip off of whole foods btw
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
The over priced part gets me everytime
Why eat healthy for a lot of money when I can eat unhealthy for a fraction of the price.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
My girlfriend loves that place...
I could do without it but pick your battles…Anyway, every time she makes me go there, I get one of their shrimp cocktails. I also wanna try their bacon.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I think more companies need to develop a backbone about stuff like this and say "you don'tlike it? Fuck off."
People who get pissed off about ISLAMS TAKIN OVUR AR GROCEREE STORS probably aren’t shopping at Whole Foods anyway
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Preach it Officer
Whole Foods trying to make everyone happy is the worst possible thing they could do at this point.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
their whole marketing scheme is basically "one love"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
their new marketing scheme needs to me "one love for reasonable people. Hillbillies can go buy their pork rinds at Albertsons and then choke to death on a sack of dicks."
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hillbillies don't shop for meat officer when roadkill works just fine.
why pay? when you can get it for free?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
He writes good alternative history books.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
this stuff makes me shake my head
it is the equiv. to saying “black people aren’t smart enough to vote” or “jews are the instruments of satan” yet a pretty good-size segment of the population agree with them
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
In case it might not be obvious
this stat takes into consideration the score and adds in a “clutch” factor. So it is more like WPA then WAR
just put the new sagarin ratings in the CFB thread.
go and discuss. some good stuff in there
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 10:13 AM CDT reply actions
not found :(
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
you can do whatever you want in OT and PGT
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
true
proved last night
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i read parts of it... so karl welzein is no longer funny?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
not funny
according to the LSB Humor Police™. Karl Welzein is fucking stupid.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Did you get that pic?
I’m sure you’ve already seen it and fapped to it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Just go here.
http://www.kate-upton.com/2011/08/01/kate-upton-complex-magazine-augustseptember-pics-and-video/
The video… man. I wasn’t planning on using this until a GDT, but I think this warrants it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
This would normally be funny...
But I hate Rihanna and wanna stab her in the face with a phillips head.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Chris - don't do that again.......
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I WOULD STAB YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Rihanna is awesome and don’t you forget it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Fuck you maing...
She’s terrible, not hot, and her music sucks.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I just wish she would wash the raspberry koolaid out of her hair.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
And be good at singing...
And not ugly. You know, the yoosh.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not saying I'd kick her out of the bed...
But if I’m fappin’ there’s plenty of other pop stars I’d think of before her.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I think she is
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
and her music sucks.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You can't watch the S.O.S. video and say she was ugly
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
She was at her hottest then
before she decided to become a fashion diva or whatever the hell she’s doing now.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Agreed
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Let me help you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmF4GbA86E
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I do not get a lot of this subthread
like it baffles me. I get these two posts.. and that might be it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Yes
that being said, this is my response to someone saying that Rihanna’s not hot.
Unless it’s some kind of racial thing, but that’s fine… more for me!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Not racial...
She just goes out of her way to look retarded. Less is more.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Its like she tries to not look hot with all of her wierd hair styles
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I hate weird hair styles
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Just saw the pics of Frances Bean Cobain...
Hot…But one question, think she’s pissed at her fucktard parents for agreeing that “Bean” is an acceptable middle name?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
my nepher's middle name is Lemon
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Don't tell me you didn't give your sister a funny look when you heard that.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
brother
his middle name came from my granddad…his middle name was supposed to be “Lemmuel” but it got horribly misspelled on the birth certificate
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
And they just kept it?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
it was the early 1900s
when they got the birth certificate months after he was born, they were probably like “eh, who gives a shit”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'd do the same thing.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Sean Bean wants you to take that back
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I thought Kobe's middle name was Beef?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
by Escher on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I literally loled.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Which is better than loling figuratively I suppose.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure she can...
But I’d be like “Oh hey thanks parents, for naming my middle name after a sub par side dish that may or may not be in chili.”
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
They named her Bean because Kurt thought she looked like a kidney bean on the ultrasound.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
logic, FTW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
So does every other motherfucker on the planet...
Including myself. They all look like beans.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
racist
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
We called our fetus "Bean" until we had decided on a name.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Shhhh!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah but you didn't make it his/her middle name.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
She looks Megan Foxish in them
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 10:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Black Dynamite pilot
is here.
Funny as hell. NSFW but why would you watch a cartoon at work anyways? GO BACK TO WORK.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Can't wait to watch this later
One of the funniest movies out there.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Black Dynamite is absolutely incredible.
I love it to death.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
so evidently you can get a ticket for not having 2 license plates in texas
yet it is not a requirement for inspection
got inspected thur, has been my 3rd inspection since i was in a minor wreck and had to replace the cover on the bottom front of my car (lost license plate during process)
i have been pulled over 3x in the last 3 years, gotten one ticket out of it in the last month…didnt get mentioned
but i by god got a warning for it last night…whatthefuck
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
630p
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
i mean
3x pulled over, not mentioned
3x inspection passed, not mentioned
and a trooper pulls me over for it? wtf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah troopers look for that type of stuff
Fiance got pulled over when we were driving to Houston one time for it. She says shes never had a front LP and of course its never been brought up in any inspection.
Stupid “law”
wow
If your job was actual traffic safety enforcement, I cannot imagine even looking for this. Maybe mentioning it after you stop someone for flying down the road, but just this?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
see THATS what i dont get about it
i wasnt speeding (limit was 50, trooper was going 40 and had ppl passing him on the left that WERE speeding), had my seatbelt on, had inspection/registration/etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
toyota yaris
so it wasnt because i look like i am going fast, for damn sure.
nor was i riding without a shirt or some shit — had on a shirt/tie
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that's just weird
unless it was one of those skin color things…no good reason for him to pull you over. i’m sure 25% of the cars that passed him kidn’t have any front LPs.
ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought if it was late
He pulled you over to see if you were drunk and just gave that as an excuse.
well, in fairness
it’s not really “an excuse.” If it’s law, it’s law. Just like all the arrests I used to make off of stops for not having a white light illuminating their tag visible from 50 feet away.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Its an excuse
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
yeah that is what i would think
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
yikes
pulled over for that? Hmmm…did you just get done purchasing some delicious drugs or something?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
per state website
How many license plates am I required to display?
State law requires that you display two (2) license plates, one to the front and one to the rear. Placement or mounting of license plates is not defined.
i was coming back from a leadership meeting at one of our other hospitals…at 630pm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Placement or mounting not defined, hmm?
Guess who’s license plates are going on the hood and trunk!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it is.
Gimme a minute
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*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
All I've got
(f) A taillamp or a separate lamp shall be constructed and mounted to emit a white light that:
(1) illuminates the rear license plate; and
(2) makes the plate clearly legible at a distance of 50 feet from the rear.
(g) A taillamp, including a separate lamp used to illuminate a rear license plate, must emit a light when a headlamp or auxiliary driving lamp is lighted.
So it has to be visible from 50 feet at night and needs some kind of light on it. Taillights and headlights have minimum and maximum heights from the ground and etc, but not the LP.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting.
It’d be kind of funny to troll cops with that, but then you’d end up getting pulled over a lot and they’d probably get annoyed and give you a ticket for something else.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
It's defintely a RFC, but it'd have to be a squirrely cop to actually write that ticket.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Well cops apparently think I'm shifty anyway...
every time I’ve been pulled over I’ve gotten a ticket, including one for inspection sticker. So I won’t be tempting fate.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
You have 10 days to get your inspection up-to-date and the ticket gets dropped thoughh
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My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, which we did
(well, more accurately, it didn’t pass emissions and we had to fix it and take it back in), it was just kind of annoying, since that ticket and a ticket for not having insurance (which I had, but my dad had put it in a new place since my glovebox door didn’t work properly) were out in Flower Mound, while I am in north Dallas.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's a hassle
Proof of insurance now shows up when we run a license plate. It’s not 100% accurate so it can’t be used for a reason for contact, but it can sometimes clear up the “I left my insurance card at home” drivers from the liars. (Not calling you one…)
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*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's good.
Being hit by an uninsured driver sucks.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
It's actually a towable ticket now
If the driver can’t show proof and we can’t verify by phone, we can tow.
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*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be in favor of making the uninsured driver sign the pink slip over to the other driver.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
That's bullshit.
/Corby
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Yeah, that was such bullshit...
Just STFU and do what a cop tells you to do. You’ll most likely get a much better response than a ticket.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
this
cops are people, too. If you talk to them like you think they’re assholes, the outcome may not work out well for you. If you’re nice and courteous, you might catch a break.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Fuck you pig
There are real criminals out there and you’re stopping me for speeding.
I pay your salary.
You were always picked on as a kid.
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*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
the other day
I was sitting right next to the road in the daylight watching cars. a dude flies past doing 20 over. I stop him and he’s all “pretty good little sneaky hiding spot you got there to try to fuck me over, huh? I bet you’re proud of yourself” I LOVE that kind of stuff…you have to laugh over it or you’ll give yourself a heart attack.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I am just cordial and realize I got caught
I was breaking the law.
Good ol radar detector saves me from my tickets though. Unless it’s laser, then I’m fuxored
I would say 99% of people I stop are either nice or they are just quiet and don't flip out
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Bob
do you know how well the Escort lazer shifter/jammers work?
by thedudeabides on Aug 10, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
im back on board with CONSIDERING a detector lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Why would you not?
They have saved me from 6 tickets in the last 6 months alone.
Mine has GPS so it stores a signal if it detects the same frequency three times in a row in the same location. Which stores all those grocery stores, etc, so if I get a signal I need to be aware.
why don't you just take the helicopter instead of driving?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
which one do you have?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
And you'd know
I take safety seriously, but the job itself you gotta have fun with. That and take time off to not be a cop. Some of these rookies are super-cop 24-7, in and out of uniform. Setting themselves up to burn-out fast.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed
I was very excited when I first came on the job. Always wanted to know what was going on when and where, even when I was off. Now, as soon as the big hand and little hand get to 12 midnight, I’m out the door and don’t get caught up in most of that until 3 the next day
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That was the best part of hot fuzz
Super-bass-driven cutscenes of him fastening his uniform, boots, etc.
True story...
The long and short is I was hammered driving home from a night out with some buddies. Shouldn’t have driven but did. I got stopped for speeding but was completely compliant with everything the officer told me to do. He gave me a couple of sobriety tests that I failed miserably. He arrested me for the warrant I had for a speeding ticket in Grapevine, and not for being completely shit hammered. Saved my career. And I feel like it’s all because I did exactly what he asked, said my “yes sirs” and “no sirs” etc.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
Getting a drunk off the streets doesn’t necessarily have to be a DWI. He did his job, but didn’t screw you over.
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My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
When I got to booking...
I asked “what are my charges?” he goes “speeding” I wanted to kiss the guy that was taking my finger prints. And i’m not even gay.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
this this this this this this
although I take drunk driving pretty seriously, the concept is the same. I stopped a dude once who was drunk, but he literally just got laid off that afternoon and was tying one on and had the paperwork to prove it. One call to his wife and she was there in 5 minutes with a friend to get the car. Problem solved
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
This is why I really don't understand why people are assholes to cops...
The fact that they’re around keeps my shit from getting stolen on a regular basis. So if you wanna stop me for doing 55 in a 54, so be it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd think everyone would try this, unless they're just having that shitty of a day
Even when I think the cop is full of shit, I’ll be respectful. Its only when they put me through a bunch of crap for nothing that I’ll start getting sarcastic and impatient with them, but that’s only happened a couple of times.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
This assumes
that everybody gets treated fairly by the cops.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
This is true.
But it also assumes you can judge all cops by the actions of few.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I need to get this taken care of.
My dealership never put on the front plate, because of the weird bracket on my car, when I got it back in December. Never been pulled over (and Richardson cops are dicks too), but I don’t want to give them an excuse.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i need to figure out how to get another one
considering that my old one is somewhere at a scrap yard in arkansas
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa
you mean your car is tagged in Arkansas? And you still have to have 2 tags displayed in Texas? Uh…in Oklahoma, they only give you 1 tag when you get your car registered.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
no i went to school in ark for 2 years
you get 2 in texas, i had a wreck and lost one so i only have one on the back
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
ah
that makes sense
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
we were looking at houses in Richardson this weekend
maybe we can be neighbros
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
near Jupiter and Apollo
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's not far from where I used to play softball.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
That's a real place... huh
I thought he was basically saying “It’s on the corner of get a map and fuck off.”
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah it's a place.
I practiced over at Winters Park. That’s also where my team played rec ball during the week since nearly every weekend we were out of town for tournaments.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
That is literally 5 seconds from my house.
I’m Jupiter and Belt Line.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Literally 5 seconds...
Challenge accepted
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I can throw a football over those mountains
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
that was the house I loved the most
great deal, needs a bit of work. But it’ll probably be sold by the time we’re ready to move (if we do, in fact, move)
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Duck Creek is a solid area to raise a family. I went to magnet for elementary, so I didn't go to Dartmouth like most kids
but Apollo and Berkner were fine for me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
my best friend's parents live in that addition
and my aunt & 2 cousins lived there until she and the uncle got divorced. I like that area a lot.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I've lived in the same house since 1992.
Huffhines Park is REALLY nice now, with the remodeled baseball fields/rec center. $45 a year to work out there. Lots of good jogging trails too.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I bought the bracket for my car a few weeks ago, but I stalling on installing it since I have to drill into the bumper.
Missouri’s senate keeps trying to change it to a single plate, but I figure I’ll cave before they ever get that past the governor.
Well this is officially an even more stupid reason to get pulled over than your inspection sticker being expired.
The last time I was pulled over a cop even pulled a U-ey to pull me over for an expired sticker seeing how that was one of the few times I wasn’t speeding.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
yeah i love that the best
YOU WERE SPEEDING/MISSING A FRONT PLATE/INSPECTION STICKER WAS OUT/NO SEATBELT SO I AM NOW GOING TO PULL A SUPER DANGEROUS U TURN GOING 50, AND CUT TWO PEOPLE OFF IN ORDER TO PULL YOU OVER 100 YARDS SOONER
i dont get it, do high speed chases happen THAT often? do the extra 100 yards matter THAT much?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
what do you mean "pull you over 100 yards sooner?"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
eh
you have to get around on people pretty quick…it’s not necessarily the “high speed chase” factor, but it’s the “that guy’s gonna turn down a random side street and try to lose me because he’s got 100 kilos of heroin in the car” thing.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
right
but why risk a wreck for YOU and BOTH of the other cars because of the need to make this super tight u turn
now if you are lookign for a specific vehicle or whatever, yeah — i get it
but if it is over something minor…is it really needed?
AND he made me get out of my car, stand between the cars, questioned me, etc
comethefuckon
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
we get a lot of shit done with random questions
some people get bent out of shape with that stuff (minor violations, tons of questions, requesting consent to search, etc) but that’s the kind of stuff that gets guns and dope off the street.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i get that
but could you not ask me through the window?
i get that there is a need for it…but when you literally have no reason to pull me over in the first place, i am doing nothing wrong, etc…
if people are to the point of shipping drugs/guns/etc in 2007 toyota yaris with guys in shirt/ties driving them, well then shit is pretty serious.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
it's a questioning technique
you want to get them away from their comfort zone. But standing in between the patrol car and your car is a very unsafe place to stand.
And, I know this is a technicality, but you were doing something wrong. You were not in compliance with a specific law. Yes, it is probably the most minor offense in the book, but if it’s in there are you aren’t following it, you can’t say you weren’t doing anything wrong.
Agreed on the Yaris/shirt/tie. But if we did the converse (only pulling over old ass town cars on 20s in bad areas of town driven by people of a specific race) then we’d be having a totally different argument. I heard a lecture once in a criminal interdiction class that basically said every once in a while you have to make “interdiction-style stops” on John Q citizen so that you can say in court that you do that type of stuff on people in all walks of life, all kinds of cars in all kinds of areas.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Come on now
There’s no reason that you have to go through all of this for no front license plate at 6:30. If you wanted to talk about a late night stop, I still don’t agree but I get it. At that point, there’s no reason that the cop has to make you go through all that crap.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
lets be clear here as well
it was a state trooper
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I hate state troopers.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
That's strange, I thought those guys were cool
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Are you drunk?
Drunk enough to kick your ass.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
you are totally 100% right
i was NOT in compliance
but i DIDNT know it was a law at all — due to being pulled over before, 3 inspections, etc etc etc
you are 100% right in regards to that
he had me stand right in between them, asked where i was coming from, took my stuff — went to his car/grabbed the printed off warning and came back lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
say there are 2 cars behind you (one in each lane)
they WHIP it around going way too fast, cut off those 2 guys behind you and punch it
vs making a safe u turn, flipping your lights, changing lanes and pulling you over slightly further down the road
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
By the way, did you ever get that package?
I had asked my mom to send it out for me but after I got your message, I checked her car and she had apparently forgotten.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
i did :)
thoguht i gchatted you about it — THANKS!!!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I still have that extra Hamilton bobblehead you wanted for your friend.
You coming to Wedgefest? I can bring it then.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah I'm going. Thanks for holding onto it.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I've been pulled over for that before (my first ticket)
out of date inspection and registration and I left my new insurance card at home that day too. The worst was that the cop was to my left side and a bit behind me at a stop light about to turn left. I have no idea how he was able to spot that.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
My buddy was pulled over right in front of his house for an expired sticker.
He actually pulled into his driveway and the cop asked him why he did that.
“Uhhh…I live here.”
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
pulling someone over as they get into their driveway is just ASKING to hear the ol' "But I live right here!"
I pulled someone over the other day for driving through a residential stop sign at 40 mph…got him as he was pulling into his driveway and when I came back with a ticket, he was like “but I live right here!” There is not an exception for violating traffic laws within a certain radius of your house, buddy. He just looked at me with the cocker spaniel look
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
He wasn't trying to get out of the ticket. He just figured might as well pull into the driveway of the house he lived in.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I know
I was just relaying a funny story.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
When you're at home, its base
You can’t get tickets while you’re touching your base. These are the basic rules of elementary school tag.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Loblaw probably writes tickets for improper monkey bar technique.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
that's the first law of driving drunk
people all the time are trying to pull into their garage, not understanding that I’ll roll under the door Indiana Jones-style and we’ll have a very unpleasant conversation
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 10, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's why I bought a giant boulder that is perched precariously on a shelf in my garage.
All I have to do is step on the trigger
Make sure your hat fallas off
Then you can reach for it just in time.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 11:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes
Fallas
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 11:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd like to see you attempt that one time.
$10 says you’d get stuck.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
$10 says the garage door opens back up the second he gets a foot under the door.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
You saying this because more garage doors nowadays have that laser to help prevent people getting crushed by automated garage doors?
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
yeah
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
You mean those lasers that don't work if any appreciable amount of sushine hits them?
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
We're talking about Oklahoma here.
They have zero clue what a “laser” is.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
some of the really really older places do not have these safety doors
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I've done it quite a few times
had one of the biggest fistfights of my life in a dude’s garage after he tried that deal.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
My buddy
actually did this. Guy ran from him, got into Irving city limits, jumped out of his car and proclaimed “I’m in Irving now, HA!” Didn’t end well for the guy…
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
How does that work btw?
Not necessarily the “I’m in Irving, you can’t touch me” thing, but can a Dallas cop pull me over for speeding in Denton?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
From my understanding, no.
But if a Dallas cop catches you in Dallas with something and you keep driving into another city, he can still pull you over.
But this is only based on what I’ve been told.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Correct.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct.
It falls on where the crime was committed. The guy in question didn’t have a front LP and was seen driving on my city’s roadway. He was lit up and chased into Irving.
The LP thing was a joke. I think he was racing another car.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet
Time to go find some Dallas cops in Denton.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Only take home marked vehicles will be SWAT and K-9
And they wouldn’t know how to handle a traffic stop anyways….
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
by Witt(less) on Aug 10, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
crappy jokes aside
I do see a lot of Dallas cops in Denton or the Denton area. Its usually on I-35 though.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Escorting prisoners
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
No clue
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I got pulled over for suspected egging right outside of my parents' house when I was 17.
I’m driving through the neighborhood and like a block away from their house lights come on behind me. So I pull over next to the yard and roll down the window. The cop spends some time shining a flashlight into the back of my 4Runner, then comes up and asks “have you been egging houses?”
“… no…”
“Hm.” He stands there for about fifteen seconds. “Well, some houses near here got egged, and I saw you coming through the neighborhood. Where are you headed?”
“My parents house — actually, I’m here, it’s this one right here.”
“Then why didn’t you pull into the driveway?”
“Because I saw your lights and so I just pulled over by the curb.”
“Let me see your license again so I can check the address.”
“Uh, sure…”
Then he left.
Had this happen to me
Took a shortcut through an intermediate school near my house. Got pulled over because there had been some thefts at that school and I was driving my truck. He pulled me over right next to my house.
He laughed and said just drive slower.
Rookie
Nothing worse then being proved an idiot. Ego’s a mutha.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
The benefit of the 4Runner was that he must've known even before talking to me I didn't do anything after looking in the window.
No trunk, nowhere to hide any eggs or anything in the back.
x
The first time I read this
got inspected thur,
I read it as though KOK was speaking ebonics. As in “Got inspected there” not Thursday.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I did the same thing, and chuckled.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
i bought a car in texas
and the dealership doesn’t even put a LP in the front, they didn’t even have brackets for it. If anyone should get fined, it should be them…
Yeah, the dealer I got my VW from only mounted the back.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah it just depends on the officer really...
I just put my front on so I don’t have to deal with it, but yes you can get stopped for it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
it should, without a doubt, actually be required for the inspection then
100% of the time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Had that happen to me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey TideNTejas... did you ever take that shit off that wikipedia page?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 10:41 AM CDT reply actions
your cousin's?
wiki deleted it…i checked back the next day
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
figured that their algorithms would snag it soon after
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
algorithms....
I’ve been watching NUMB3RS way to much lately.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
fucking rode on the TRE this morning.
not bad at all
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
close
the bum jacked off all over his back.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Gave him a facial.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
That made me think of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqEknAtyQQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 11:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Never seen that
funny
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I believe it's the one that has the purple stuff joke
Been awhile since I’ve seen it
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 11:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
If any of you people use that Living Social website
buy today’s deal for Chubby’s if you are a Fort worth person. Bad ass burgers in West Fort Worth…. and plenty of booze
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
So Officer Bob...
Would it be legal for an over 18 Texas resident, and 16 year old Texas resident to drive over the Red River just to bone? No legal recourse?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
legal
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 10, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
while youre there, stop at winstar, put $100 on 16
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
they dont have roullette.. and gambling under 21 would be illegal.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
do it anyway
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Not at winstar
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 11:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Gambling under 21 isn't illegal
Ive had many friends who went to Winstar under 21.
I think its because they don’t serve booze but that could be way wrong.
Its just like the horse races.
u sure about that.. every indian casino ive ever been has been 21 +
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I could go to the casinos in Oklahoma and gamble.
A lot of my friends have gone.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Well its been several years
But yeah a couple of my friends took trips up to Winstar right after turning 18 because that was the only place they could go and gamble since Shreveport and Vegas are 21+
I was always under the impression it was because they didn’t serve booze. Sort of like strip clubs that are totally nude and BYOB are 18+ whereas regular titty bars are 21+
I went a month after my 18th birthday
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 11:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I went to Winstar my Freshman year at TCU
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
They do have roulette.
It’s just a stupid electronic version.
I think they have a rule against all kinds of gambling that require anything other than a slot machine or cards.
Even the new craps they have doesn’t have dice, if I was told correctly.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Ha...
No can do…Too busy reliving high school and bangin’ 16 year old chicks. There’s no Chris Hanson where I’m going, baby.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
are you only 18?
didnt know that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Not if she's 16.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm trusting Aquaman on this one...
You know, lawyer and all.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Texas Penal Code
(b) It is an affirmative defense to prosecution under this section that the actor:
(1) was not more than three years older than the victim and of the opposite sex;
No, he's right.
I thought it was a two-year exception, but it’s three.
(e) It is an affirmative defense to prosecution under Subsection (a)(2) that: (1) the actor was not more than three years older than the victim and at the time of the offense: (A) was not required under Chapter 62, Code of Criminal Procedure, to register for life as a sex offender; or (B) was not a person who under Chapter 62, Code of Criminal Procedure, had a reportable conviction or adjudication for an offense under this section; and (2) the victim: (A) was a child of 14 years of age or older; and (B) was not a person whom the actor was prohibited from marrying or purporting to marry or with whom the actor was prohibited from living under the appearance of being married under Section 25.01.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Nice to see I am not the only one who posts sex law code on here
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Of course you're not.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yep
http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/PE/htm/PE.21.htm#21.11
For reference..
Also must not be a registered sex offender (duh) or use force *duh)
I dated a girl who was 16 for a few months after I turned 19.
I made sure to check up on this for those few months.
I did too but didn't check the law...
Totally thought I was going to prison.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
You're fired.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I have westlaw windows open constantly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm hiring Jim Adler.
Apparently he’s some kind of hammer that gets me the money I deserve.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
JGWentworth gets you your money when you need it, tho
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sure JGWentworth
Just annualizes projected cashflows from various “prizes” and wins and severely screws you out of cashflow later for cashflow now. Even discounted.
Nobody ever hire TaxMasters.
Ever. For any reason. No matter what they promise you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
BUT THEY PROMISED TO HELP ME FIGHT THE IRS!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
IT'S MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
The hammer is his penis.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
he would beat Brian Loncar's face in
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'm 27 and full of shit...
I’m not taking 16 year olds across the border to do em. It was a joke, holmes.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Should I go see
Cowboys vs Aliens
Captain America
Crazy Stupid Love (Wife wants to see it, and I heard it’s pretty okay)
?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
captain america
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
if your going w/ wife
CSL (i think BBIMBF was a big fan)
if its just you, captain america
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Take her to the movie, drop her off...
Drive to RBiA, watch the game.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Crazy Stupid Love
Hands down.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 10, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Captain America
I say this not seeing the other 2 yet
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Thank you, respondents.
If you wish, give your letter grade to Captain America. This will determine if this is a date or if we’re just going to see an action flick and eat some tex-mex.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Don't forget to do the popcorn trick.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
A
Great movie, like the other Marvel/Avengers movies that have come out.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
solid movie
B+/A-
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
if anyone is looking for gemstones (stone only, not in setting)
for whatever reason – this guy does GREAT work…random, yes but got an email from him
is pretty well known in that world for his Asscher’s
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
so grantland started out with some ok articles, and few good ones sprinkled in,
but now i go over there, and it just seems like complete crap. i have zero interest in clicking on any of the articles and devoting any length of time to reading anything on that site.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions
big til2002... buy an engagement ring yet?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions
Not yet...
I kinda put it on hold cause she’s pretty set in not getting married before the baby is born.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
ill get you a nice Oster appliance.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Get him a bread maker with three speeds
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 11:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You're crazy
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 11:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Bring your green hat.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
I happen to look ovent during the see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 12:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You can never have too many blenders.
And I mean that. For our wedding, we got two blenders, a food processor, and a coffee grinder. Apparently whole coffee beans are not good for any of those.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah...
But I have a feeling hot chicks are gonna be rare. Don’t know why, my girl only has one or two hot chick friends.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
tell her to get more.
need to be well stocked
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I would be totally ok if LSB crashed my wedding...
Weddings are typically boring and shitty. I want people having regrets after my wedding.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
im going to one at the end of the month and plan on making a weekend out of it.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
That's cause all the one's you go to are on...
Million Dollar Wedding, or whateverthefuck that show is called.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Ohhh, white people...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Eh,
you’d be counted as a minority in Canada, I think.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
"I want people having regrets after my wedding"
besides the groom?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Are they DTF?
Is there going to be alcohol at the reception? Are they easy?!?!?!
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 10, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
All women are easy...
Just step your game up.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
.
.
.
.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
by drummermoe on Aug 10, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i was waiting for this haha
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I knew it was coming.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Lemme translate
. “This is stupid”
. “I’m not easy”
. “Your idea of a woman barely qualifies”
. “Fuck you bigtill”
Explain.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks holmes.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
She didn't get it
It was funny. Later that night, we all played beer pong (about six of us), and JUST HER decided to make it strip pong. There we were, 30 minutes later, all of us clothed, and she was butt ass naked, everything on display (ugh).
It was so bizarre haha. Later (after she re-clothed), me and my two buddies were leaving and one was outside and one was in the bathroom, and I laid down on the bed downstairs waiting and she snuck in and straddled me. I straight up forearm shivered her off of me and she cussed me and hit me as I left. SCREAMING.
What did she look like?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Been woman raped
it’s ok
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love it when Jihad joins in the OT threads.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Not many men can say they have actually been raped
by a woman that they have never been with.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
prior to that occasion
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that might not be worth the absolute crazy that she clearly was
then again, the absolute crazy could make it very worth it
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I think the absolute crazy in this story...
Is NOT banging her.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
I like those things too. Like that time I banged the chick I played strip beer pong with…
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
and the herp
that you have to take valtrex for
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Forever.....
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
But, you do get to go kayaking and stuff
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 12:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And mountain biking.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah,
where was she on the hot-crazy scale.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Apparently 10 lbs over.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
haha
There’s some gold in this OT thread.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Not on the right side of the line.
I drew a hot/crazy “will have sex with” chart one time when I was 18 or 19. She was below the line.
Women be trippin'
Was her name Francis Bean perchance?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
This is a foul...
You shoulda banged her.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
twice...
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Lame
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
The choosing of not to
Sounds like she was attractive enough… I am not saying date her. Although I was never the type that passed up a reasonably attractive woman throwing herself at me.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Words of a wise man.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
So you're into hobo sex i see.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Aug 10, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
REC MOTHERFUCKER!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck your standards...
Standards are for the EPA.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Girls like that weird me out.
A similar situation a couple of years ago with five guys (me, two old friends (one of who was engaged), one of the friend’s roommate, and roommate’s friend) and five girls that roommate knew ended with roommate and his friend going to the apartment complex hottub after I told them “yeah go ahead we’ll be right down there!” and then me and my friends played xbox instead of joining them.
I don’t need to deal with any risk of bad shit for one stupid night.
Chicks don't want to be fatties on their wedding day
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Which is exactly what she said...
And I’m fine with that if she is. If it makes her feel better that it’s less shotgunny, so be it. It’s her fucking day anyway, just tell me where to be and what time.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
x
just tell me where to be and what time
apparently, that only gets worse as you get older.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I learned a long time ago in relationships...
I let her win as many battles as I possibly can, so I can win the ones that are really important to me.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, "worse" is relative...
I’ll gladly let someone else make all the annoying pointless decisions.
This.
Oh, you want me to leave you alone while you decide what shade of pink the napkins should be? If I must.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok honey, I'll just go play Xbox
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
i need to get me one of those.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
What?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
a chick for the sex and the pointless decisions.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Run...
Don’t worry about me, save yourself. You have to cherish what you got.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah yes.
Me too, man. Me too.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
take a joke and relax
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
You could tell Lisa but you'll have no way of doing so.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Good lord man
that was a pretty harmless joke… do we need to make one about big stupid men to regain the balance?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Where?
Me saying I don’t get some dudes complaining about women making a bunch of decisions for them?
Oh I wasn't complaining...
I prefer it. She can make decisions about stuff I don’t care about all the live long day.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
about when it escalates from the mundane decisions youre ok with parting from
to the more important decisions. have a friend where thats already happened to him.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't have many super important decisions.
Which teams do I root for?
Where do I work?
Can I post on LSB?
Are we going to at least save some money for the future?
What car should I get?
I’m pretty flexible on most everything else.
Nah
Wanting women for sex and decision making.
“make me get off and do things for me”
I’ll just drop it. This isn’t exactly a non-hostile environment for the other sex here on LSB.
British, preferably.
“Might I recommend the navy socks with your new sandals, sir?”
(get it it’s a programmers are nerds joke)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of fashion, I've got a belt/belt buckle from this dude on right now:
I highly recommend their stuff.
Not bad at all.
And I do wear a lot of belts… side effect of being skinny and tall.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
This is my first belt with an actual "buckle" instead of just a built in thingy with the standard little pokey-thing and horseshoe-shaped-deal,
whatever that’s called.
I like it.
Intriguing.
I shall investigate this further.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to google to figure out how to attach the buckle to the belt.
:embarrasedface:
Didn’t notice the snaps/loop on the end of the belt.
hmmm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Not bad.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm like 99% sure he's not serious.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 10, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
bump it up to 100%
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
This...
It’s such a beat down.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
xkcd on passwords
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
hi everybody!
This is what I like to refer to as the “preachy smug” subset of the “smug” category of XKCDs in which he just summarizes recent articles he read but forgets to include a primary joke!
Anyway, here's another easy way to make your password much harder to crack without making it much harder to remember:
Take your current password, and add 000111222333 or something like that to the end of it. Don’t be worried that it doesn’t look random: a brute force password cracker cracks random-looking ones just as well as not-random-looking ones.
But I just changed all of my passwords to "correct horse battery stapel!"
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You're going to be so boned when you forget where you put the typo.
by Closure GT on Aug 10, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STAPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
lol
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Did anybody else see that Sexy Rexy predicted the Washington Foreskins to win the NFC East?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
i am intrigued yet slightly scared to learn what this means
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I was just watching the devil that is ESPN...
And the quote “I’m looking at this team thinking it can win the NFC East”
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
whoever said that is possibly the dumbest person ever
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Sexy Rexy said it dude.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, cuz players saying they can win are pretty rare.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Yup.
I expected him to say “this team is going to be shit on ice. We might not win a single game because we have no talent, no coaching, and I, in particular, can’t play for anything.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Aug 10, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not to mention Dan Snyder's incompetent ass is our owner.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah fucking chill with all the sarcasm,
dont really know who “sexy rexy” was when he said that, thinking it was some nickname for an espn talent. i now remember rex grossman is a member of their team.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I dismissed it much like I dismissed the Redskins.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh.
this could get interesting.
brett_shipp Brett Shipp
I was just assaulted by John Wiley Price. Details to follow.
brett_shipp Brett Shipp
Jwp goes on to threaten to “split my throat”.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
for real...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
wiki
JWP:
He has been the Dallas County Commissioner for District 3 since January 1, 1985. He campaigns as “Our Man Downtown”
Price is currently being investigated by the FBI. 3
“The search warrants served on Commissioner Price’s home and office, as well as his two associates, indicate the FBI is looking for evidence of tax evasion, bribery, money laundering, fraud and more.”
shipp = reporter for WFAA
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Brett Shipp
Channel 8 Investigative reporter.
John Wiley Price is a Dallas County Commisioner and one of the most polarizing/weird figures in this area.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
by Conjunction on Aug 10, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I think Brett Shipp is a reporter for Ch 8?
And JWP is the biggest piece of trash in Dallas.
Hes the real life version of the black governor from The Wire
Yeah Davis
Isn’t he the governor? Ive just finally started watching the show and have been running through it pretty quick so I may be wrong on his position in politics.
But also JWP is different because the dude gets violent
Not his first time he’s been accused of assault. And JWP also just looks ridiculous. Think that hair in that pic looks strange? Better than the braids/beads look from the 90’s
He thinks he is keeping it real
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Y'all some haters.
Not his fault he has to use public funds to keep himself looking as luxurious as he does!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i have no clue who these people are
also who says “split my throat”
at least learn real insults
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Dallas politics
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck JWP for being a fucktard and a thief
Also I don’t want my city leaders to have corn rows or a mullet. Looks matter
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Ya know...
I don’t see anything wrong with this statement.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I would vote for him for life if he wore his hair like this every day
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
But 10 lbs overweight so I didn't nail her.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
And?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Not at all dude...
I’m just of the “you don’t know unless you try” camp. Just go out there and if she shuts you down she shuts you down. No worries.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as you tried, bro.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
And that tv show sucks BTW...
There, I said it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
WHAAAAt
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry man...
Not to turn it into a 2000 post thread. I just didn’t like it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
i respect your opinion.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
bestest, in fact
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
HIGH FIVE...
Fuck this, let’s go do some karate in the garage.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
YES
ill bring the flavor ice
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
he macked with minka kelly
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
And now he goes kayaking
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 12:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Cause he's got the herp...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Specifically, Jeter herp
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 12:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Weak...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Being masterful at something
Doesn’t involve a mindset that involves simply thinking you are superior to everything.
Recognize your limitations, learn to augment your strengths, and success falls down in front of you.
I kind of like this look
looks like a prof or prophet
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Warren Jeffs supposed to be a prophet?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 10, 2011 12:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He prophetted for a while.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 10, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
now he is gonna get ass peared
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
dude isn't gonna make it past a year in prison
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Brett Shipp is a media guy isnt he?
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
nvm, he's Ch. 8 guy
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
reporter for dallas ABC station it looks like
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
another day in Dallas politics
good to see nothing has changed at all in the 15 years since I’ve left there….
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Did you get this because I retweeted it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I got this because I follow my station on Twitter :P
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
by Conjunction on Aug 10, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
company man
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
And proud of it
Belo’s been berry, berry good to me.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
by Conjunction on Aug 10, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
we need another rally like yesterday afternoon. this market is violent.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 12:02 PM CDT reply actions
leadership at one of our hospitals
LONG term employees — prob 25-30 years worth — took all of their $$ out of the stock market a few weeks ago and have it sitting in money markets…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
money market accounts kind of suck
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Were you at the game last night?
Saw a dude behind home plate in a backward hat and polo and just assumed it was you.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 10, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a bunch sitting in a money market account that I have zero idea what to do with
I guess I’ll call random Edward Jones guy and do what he tells me to do.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
no
I have my pension account with the State (which, apparently is pretty good….you get 70% of the average of your 3 highest paid years) and a 529 plan for my kids. that’s pretty much it. My wife has a simple IRA that an old boss contributed to that has been sitting stagnant for 4 years and an old 401K that she has from a very old job. I kind of need to do something with all of this. the lump some of cash in the money market account we’d invest is about $15K (the rest we’d wanna keep on hand in case shit happened)
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
ok
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
70% the max?
We get 3% per year of service up to 96%. I guess 70% aint bad if you only have to do 20yrs to get it. We also have DROP. Look it up. It’s awesome. On top of that I put max into 401 and a 457.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
the 70% is if you do 20+ AND notifiy the pension board of a set-in-stone retirement date 5 years in the future
basically, if you have 20 on, you can say “5 years from today I will be retiring” and you go from something like 66% of your highest average to 70%. something like that
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Yuck
So it’s actually 25 years for 70%. Come to Texas officer.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
trying
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
the best way in markets like this is to put extra cash towards your mortgage.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
but what if we weren't planning on living in this house 2 years from now?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
eh... maybe not. this is fun to play with.. an extra 100 bucks or 200 bucks a month can shave years off a mortgage
http://mortgage-x.com/calculators/extra_payment_calculator.asp
fun to play with.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
the next house we get will probably be our "live in for 40 years" type of place
we’re gonna do that bi-monthly mortgage deal instead of the monthly payment
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I've heard this.
Been trying to do it. Over the course of a year, it’s about $100 more a month for me.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
You still get it back when you sell the home
barring any property devaluations.
Are you completely debt free?
yes
just the mortgage. Technically speaking she still has a little bit of student loan debt, but her dad started paying that for her a couple of years ago (heh…her folks told her growing up that they had a big college fund for her. after she enrolled, they were like “psych! hahahaha! high five!!!” So now out of guilt for fucking her over, he pays the $120ish a month on her student loans).
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hey it's something
And it’s good for the credit score to have a few of those open and paid on anyway. Since it doesn’t impact you financially.
Do either of your employers offer employer-matching 401ks?
she doesn't work
and i think the city does something called a 457 with Hartford instead of a 401K. would that be better than an IRA? Bear in mind, there’s a chance I could be leaving in the next year or so to seek employment elsewhere (I’m mulling it over…gonna stay in this line of work, though)
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
ok
what I found was returns for last year on the plan. I’ll send it now
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i think
I’ll check with a buddy who does it…standby
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Company matching is almost always #1 place to go
Unless their fund choices are limited or you’re leaving and might lose it.
Depends on when it vests, too.
since there's a chance I'll be leaving, would you suggest roth IRA then?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I need to see terms of matching
Mine vests 100% every 3 months, so I’d do that in that situation.
Free money. As long as you can roll it over.
Get the details on any potential matching
did you get the email?
still waiting back to see if the city matches. I’m pretty sure they do
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
jam
get ripped, brah
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I doubt your city matches the 457.
They already are putting into your pension.
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*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i think they might for regular city employees
maybe not for cops, though
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
IIRC lisa gets a 10% match
TEN PERCENT!
meanwhile we get 100% match of 5% after 11+ years lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
NO matching
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sent
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
vs riding the roller coaster of the market?
again, long term executives — happy to sit it out vs ride the roller coaster
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
long term executives know its just a fluctuation... panic moves are
the dumbest things people can do.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup
Worst off were those who pulled money when their accounts dropped value at beginning of recession few years back. Never recovered.
nows the time to buy baby!!!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
any money invested in something like a CD at 1% isnt making money.
they are losing a shit ton… today’s CD rates arent even close to keeping up with the rate of inflation.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 10, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't even own a CD player anymore
idiots
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
close to retirement
next couple of years
i assume they just didnt want to take a chance…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 10, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The 10 year t-note yield decline
is amazing.
People literally dumping all their money into treasuries
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"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
That America
So hot right now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
YEA!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 10, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
New thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/8/10/2355540/8-10-pm-ot-thread
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
are we ready for a new one?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 10, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
950 posts.
I’d say so.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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