8/12 AM OT
I was watching a show on The Science Channel last night about how a genetic mutation (delta-32) makes people immune to HIV.
The geneticist researching it timed its adoption to around 700 years ago in the bubonic plague era. His hypothesis was that the gene would also be resistant to the plague, so he spent a few years tracking people who could trace their lineage to that time and then tested them for the mutation.
In his results, he found that 50% more of the subjects he tested carried delta-32, which seems to support his theory. The next step is to try and figure out how to synthesize a treatment based on these findings, I guess.
It was pretty cool. I'm sure they filmed that a while back. I wonder where that research stands now...
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It's almost comical that every few years or so a disease or virus comes around and the media and the uneducated public go in to DEFCON - 1
SARS
PIG FLU
Ecoli
and many more.
I’m not trying to diminish the importance of HIV and AIDS, but it just seems like a regular run of the mill disease today compared to say, 20-25 years ago. Obviously this is in thanks to the constant progression of science and discovery, trial and error, and so on, but AIDS doesn’t scare the the public today as it did back in the 80’s and 90’s.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 AM CDT reply actions
Public awareness of HIV transmittal has risen a lot in the last 30 years
I think that also helps. One of the things they discussed in the show was that the blood supply from donations was already tainted by the time they figured how it was being spread. The public perception when it first hit was that you wouldn’t get it if you didn’t bang dudes. The general public knows better now (or shit, I hope they do, anyway)
From what I heard
The public perception when it first hit was that they had no idea how it was transmitted and so people were afraid they may catch it from random stuff like drinking after people or from the air. Then we went into the whole “don’t bang dudes” phase. Thankfully most have some real education about the subject now.
disease transmission numbers are as high as ever
about 50,000 new HIV cases per year. The main difference is with the new antiretroviral therapies, the disease has become much more of a manageable chronic illness.
the lessened viral loads make transmission less likely, yet the infection levels stay the same. I might attribute that to people not being as cautious as they should be because they’re under the impression that hiv isnt’t that big of a problem anymore. that, and cultural and ethnic boundaries about discussing illness and std prevention openly.
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by jam0152 on Aug 12, 2011 8:32 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yes
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/surveillance/basic.htm#hivest
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russia is FUCKED long term btw
this is one of the many reasons

i believe they have the largest undiagnosed population of AIDS in the world.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
the AIDS rate?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
With africa being the way it is
I would be surprised if Russia was top 5. I know there are a bunch of NGOs in Africa working to diagnose, but still
by thedudeabides on Aug 12, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
"i believe they have the largest undiagnosed population of AIDS in the world."
Hm maybe I don’t want to move to Russia.
On the plus side
Those without HIV might be in high demand…you could get yourself a hot Russian model.
who also has AIDS
(slow trombone playing “WAH-WUUUAH”)
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Forget that.
They have multidrug resistant tuberculosis. That shit is fucking scary.
They are literally pulling out treatment options from 100+ years ago because they have nothing else.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
A Russian prison is one of the most frightening concepts to me.
Tons of people. Close quarters. Shit tons of communicable diseases that have become resistant to medications.
They're seriously just chopping out parts of lungs and hoping
in some parts. Fuck. That.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
suicide
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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i dont get why certain MDs refuse to stop using certain antibiotics
even with a shitton of literature (example: Vancomycin)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
You're going to have to clarify that statement.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
basically
people are acquiring resistance to vanc and other antibiotics (wiki says it better than i can at the moment)
through its (over?) use
MDs are required to list why they are choosing to use Vanc in certain circumstances, but one of the options is basically “other” without a reason needed…we track these here at the hospital and i think they are reported up to the feds or JCAHO? but maybe not
not to say there are not situations where it SHOULD be used…there are.
i just cant quite wrap my head around MDs, in general, not believing literature or changing practices even when there is an overwhelming amount of literature out there about certain things. or when it is “best practice” per a number of organizations out there basically because they have “always done it this way”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder
if sometimes it’s to placate patients. Seems like a lot of patients or their families feel like they have to have meds of some sort.
mostly talking about surgons
and i SERIOUSLY doubt that patients know to ask for vanc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Some of it is this.
I have to say, it is changing. Especially amongst the younger GP’s, they/we simply don’t give out nearly as many scripts for upper respiratory infections and the like as before. Part of that is there’s growing evidence that Ab’s don’t do as much as advertised even in some cases of bacterial infection…your body can actually do a decent job fighting them off for some types of bacteria.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
what speciality do you want to go into GB?
i know research partially, but was it as a PCP part time?
isnt your wife an MD as well? (OB/GYN?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Unsure.
Probably something off of IMed that fits in with the type of research I want to do. It’s too hard to stay in GP and do research, from what I understand. Plus, that probably will help make up the salary cut I’ll take in order to do research.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
based on where you are i think you shouldnt find it TOO hard to be part time
we have (specialists mainly) who are part time around in our area (e texas) and are either “off” the rest of the time or are in another location and have a PA cover on the days they are not there
but for your research you have to be in a large metro area prob…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Not the research, necessarily.
There are plenty of universities with basic science/biochemistry departments that are in small towns and still have the equipment and expertise that I’d likely need access to. The bigger issue is that I will likely be focusing on one disease, so unless that disease ends up being diabetes or HTN, I’ll probably need to be in a large medical center to be able to get the patient numbers I need.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
we are actually starting an Inter Med residency this next cycle (interviews in NOV, start in early July i think?)
not that you would possibly be interested/trying to recruit you (unless you ARE interested that is lol), just am trying to make sure i get involved w/ the program going forward…find all of the med school stuff intriguing
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Where at?
Are you UAMS?
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
was there
that is actually not a bad place to be research/city/cost of living wise
little rock is pretty damn nice
i am in east texas now though…small 3 hospital system…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah, gotcha.
Had dinner with a Staph researcher in Switzerland from UAMS that I liked quite a bit.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
let me know if i can help with anything at UAMS
i actually considered getting my PhD and teaching there for a short time period and i know people that are still around there
and my old roommate is finishing his PhD in the Dept of Microbiology & Immunology there — there are good options at Arkansas Children’s Hospital Research Institute as well…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
do anything to help = if you have any questions, put you in touch w/ppl, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks.
Currently, I’m wanting to go to one of the coasts to get out of Texas/the South for a few years, but who knows how things will change in the future.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
totally understand that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
actually, lets be honest
not “small” — 400+ licensed beds at our main hospital, about 600 licensed beds total at 3 hospitals
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
My wife is a CPA.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
why did i think she was a MD as well?
hmmm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Another Baylor guy here
has a wife who’s an MD.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
ahhhh
sorry!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
You all look alike.
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by Texas Jihad on Aug 12, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't take meds if I can get away with it
When I was an infant though, I had severe issues with bacterial bronchitis. I would get sick, get treatment, get better, and rinse/repeat. Took 3 or 4 iterations before I finally got rid of it.
Sounds...not fun.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I couldn't tell you about that one. Too young to remember.
I do remember getting it again when I was 9. That was one of the worst things I’ve ever dealt with.
Yeah,
but that’s not necessarily the case for Vanc. It’s given IV, so it’s not like other oral antibiotics that are often overused.
There has been some concern about VRE and a few reported cases of a horizontal transfer of Vanc-resistance to MRSA, but it hasn’t turned out to be the concern that it was feared to be in the early aughts.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
should have put this in
these are surgeons using it on say joint replacements
again, there ARE situations where it is needed, etc and there ARE other options for these guys on how they use it (other than vanc) but certain guys refuse to believe the lit, best practices, etc bc they have been doing it this way forever
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
and they are older also fwiw
not like 60, but late 40s prob
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
In what way?
If it’s as you say, that’s frustrating. On the one hand, I believe MD’s should try to adhere to evidenced based medicine as much as possible. On the other hand, I understand that there’s so very much data that’s constantly coming out and tinkering with guidelines that it makes it difficult to keep up and adapt in every area.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah i get that MDs dont want to be stuck in a pathway driven only environment
and there IS a need for innovation
i may bring this up w/ you in an email, may be a better convo offline?
but if it is accepted nationally, there is a reason. dont give me a “my patients have XXX” — no. small sample size. TINY sample size actually.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
XXX = outcomes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Your choice.
I just think that the public health officials who scream loudly for MD’s/GP’s to adopt the latest evidenced based finding ASAP need to remember that there are hundreds of other people screaming at MD’s/GP’s for their (important) pet cats all while the docs are working 50-70+ hrs/week.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
i understand that
innovation = important. MDs are not robots…nor should they be
you are correct…
had a BIG central line placing convo during this last week, thats what kind of brought all of this up for me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah.
those things can be trouble.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
lol
3 groups, 3 diff complaints
Femoral vs Subclavian vs Jugular
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
This is why I don't like antibiotic handsoaps.
If there already strains showing up resistant to these killer soaps, where do we go? Do we manufacture more lethal soaps (and pumping them into our water system) so viruses can mutate a way around those too?
I think I’ll just stop bathing, lock myself in a room, and start saving my urine in jars.
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i vote for this!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
this = stop bathing, lock in room, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Not anywhere near the same thing.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
So I should throw out all my old urine?
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Probably.
I can think of an LSB poster you could send it to….
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...it's a little ironic that the people who will probably eventually
resist all of these viruses and bacteria are those who never wash their hands after exiting a bathroom stall.
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Only because that's a significant portion of the population anyways...
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
/shudders/
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
But that would assume you got a ‘clean catch’ which is probably not true.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
the office i just started going to has a whole page on their site saying that they dont give ABs for upper resp infs.
I thought that was pretty cool.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
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"I've got a terrible cough, doctor."
“Break out the leeches!”
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Have you seen Monsters, Inc?
I imagine it’s like that scene whenever there’s a contamination.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
xx
LoneStarBall: in the “Dont Bang Dudes” phase
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I remember it well....I was a teenager when that the first AIDS cases started showing up...
a lot of the fear associated with it was that if you got AIDS, you died…there was no cure, no hope for a cure…it was a death sentence and that scared people as you can imagine. You’re correct, once the public learned more about it, most people’s fears were calmed.
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
There's a great movie about the early days of the epidemic and the search for what was going on
called “..And the Band Played On”. Heart-wrenching stuff.
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The book is even more heart-wrenching.
Impossibly sad and scary.
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Jack In The Box seems to always have a big scare every few years
one of the reasons I rarely go there
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I think there was some huge scare a little while ago
Mostly nothing, but the news networks needed something to talk about and the wheel hit on “Disease Scare” for that week.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
IIRC, the HIV drugs are still $TEXAS.
If you don’t have good insurance you should probably still be scared.
These are not the same things.
Swine Flu was more of a severe variant of regular flu season that ended up having it’s worst effects in a different subset of the population than normal.
E.Coli has a wide range of disease types depending on what strain you get. The issue that E.Coli has is that it can pick up nasty gene (clusters) from other more deadly, but less common bacteria.
HIV/AIDS is at the point where people who are infected have a similar life span to those who don’t have it, but it’s incorrect to suggest they lead ‘normal’ lives. They have to take a host of expensive drugs, generally for a long time since most who get it are young, and there’s always the threat that they can suffer from the immunosuppressive effects.
The mutation listed in the post is one of a few that have been discovered that make people immune to HIV, or certain strains of HIV. It has to to do with the HIV (co)-receptors.
In 2005, MRSA killed more people than HIV according to the CDC. But that says as much about MRSA as it does about HIV.
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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah that comparison didn't make any sense to me.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
dont work in healthcare.
ever.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
This
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Our clients, TDI and the HHSC
insist on calling Medicaid Rural Services Areas by the acronym MRSA….
I feel like we could move those letters around and make it a little less uncomfortable sounding.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
uhhh not sure why ANYONE in healthcare would use MRSA as an acronym for anything.
at all.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
it appears knile davis (ark RB) has had a serious injury
in the first full practice for arkansas
reported as a broken ankle by most, radio show reports ACL, per a players parent somewhere it is a high ankle sprain
and then there is this from twitter:
@BarrettSallee Barrett Sallee
According to some Arkansas people I just spoke with, Knile Davis’ scream was "so loud it will haunt us in our dreams." (quote from source)
per the plugged in ppl in ark it is a serious injury
bloody hell.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
crappity crap crap on a crap cracker
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yeah bloody hell.
this sucks :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
that sucks dude.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
anyone have historical (alternative history) fiction books to suggest
i wish there were more like Gingrich’s Civil War alternative history books (well written, etc)
but i dont think there are…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
has anyone read the timeline 191 (turtledove) series?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions
I have read them.
They are ok. Turtledove likes to tell his stories from the point of view of 5-10 characters, and he rotates around from one character to another. This has the benefit of showing many different points of view and showing how the wars impact the lives of many different kinds of people. But it can be hard to read at times with having to keep track of who is who and what they were doing the last time you read about them, and the constant rotation can kind of become a grind since each section is only 3-5 pages long and then you switch again. The storyline itself is plausable and interesting, but some of the characters are rather pointless. All-in-all, I was glad that I read them because I enjoyed the alternate timeline, but I would not read them again. I actually sold my copies back. So if you can get them cheap or if you can borrow them somehow, I would recommend going that route. An 11 book series can get pretty expensive.
any better books to read?
in that regard
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I liked John Birmingham's Axis of Time Trilogy.
An allied aircraft carrier fleet from 2021 gets sent back to 1942. Most of the ships join the US forces, but some of them get captured by the Axis powers, so there is a scramble to put the 2021 technology to use first. The changes to WWII are interesting as are the societal impacts of having a diverse crew from 2021 sent back to the 40’s. It’s funny to read about people in the 40’s being exposed to Metallica. That is probably my favorite alternate history series.
I have also enjoyed Robert Conroy’s single year books like 1901 and 1862, but they would be better if he wasn’t so slavish to making the books cover just over one year in time. That is not a lot of time to fight and resolve a war, so things seem to rushed sometimes. But they are still worth reading.
That's not really alternate history, that's science fiction.
It sounds interesting, but it’s not quite the same genre.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Not to mention whoever got the carrier would obviously win.
At least until they ran out of jet fuel on hand.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Not so sure about that
I imagine a lot of them would crash from the first attempts by the 1940s pilots to fly them.
So they're transported without crews?
Where was a completely empty fleet from 2021 just hanging around to be sent back in time?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I read the part that said
Most of the ships join the US forces, but some of them get captured by the Axis powers
and assumed that was the case. I’m probably wrong.
The aircraft carrier and most of the supporting ships are fully manned by US staff.
Some of the allied ships that are not close to the epicenter of “the event” get thrown far away. One of them gets thrown into the middle of the Himalayas. The crews on those ships are wiped out by “the event” and the ships get taken.
be careful w/ spoilers lol
i just ordered book 1 lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Sorry. At least that stuff gets covered pretty early.
He does put a bunch of amusing little “easter eggs” in those books. Like the fact that one of the main fleet officers is named Mike Judge.
ha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh I didn't mean it like that...
At least, it’s not what I would consider alternate history. Perhaps kok disagrees.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
the axis of time stuff?
its KIND of alternative history, and i will rule here that it counts!
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Wikipedia to the rescue!
The Axis of Time trilogy is an alternate history series of novels written by Australian journalist and author John Birmingham, from Macmillan Publishing.
Pfft, you could've written that yourself.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm working on an alternate history story where you wrote the Axis of Time trilogy
and all these posts are just spam.
by Closure GT on Aug 12, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You could make it science fiction
just apply the Many Worlds theory! Then it’s not alternate history it’s an alternate universe!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
multiverse, bitches.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
There are so many times when I literally laugh out loud at something on LSB
and immediately dread having to try to explain to my wife what it is so funny. She pretty much just looks up and sees LSB on the screen and doesn’t bother asking why I’m laughing.
Heh, yeah...
this has happened to me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
My wife thinks the gifs are funny
Other than that, she is typically not amused by the LSB goings on.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
same here....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
My wife just thinks it's weird.
And I don’t really disagree. But it’s addictive.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I rented Final Countdown
from netflix b/c I remembered it from my childhood, I did not remember how much it sucked
by thedudeabides on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
I have done that with several childhood movies that I loved. Just this week, my wife and I watched Firewalker with Chuck Norris. I watched that movie over and over when I was a kid, but holy crap that movie sucked.
Same here with Firefox....
Clint Eastwood steals a secret Russian airplane from a Soviet base….loved it as a kid. Now, uh….not so much.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm writing one right now
The divergent point is the Battle of San Jacinto. Santa Ana knows the Texans are coming and they are routed. Texas eventually gets its independence, but only after California splits from Mexico. The Civil War still happens, but it happens earlier, among other differences.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
really?
id love to read if if you want feedback or anything
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
You just want a free alternate history book.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure
I only have the timeline through about 1870, but it’s been a lot of fun figuring it all out. A affects B affects C, etc. As an historian by education, this is something I’ve wanted to do since college.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
anything I can to to help, let me know
seriously
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Red Storm Rising (Clancy) is kind of alternate history...
It probably wasn’t when it was written but now it reads like one. I love those kinds of books too, I believe the proper term is counterfactual history.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
That was probably my favorite Clancy book.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Was it his very first?
His book’s quality generally has an inverse relationship with how many he’d written to that point. He kept trying to stuff bigger and bigger in scope (and also longer and more wordy) and didn’t pull it off quite as well.
Second, apparently.
After only Hunt for the Red October.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Exception to that rule
without remorse
by thedudeabides on Aug 12, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't that still pretty early on in his career?
I thought he wrote that before he got on the President Ryan train.
It also, despite being fairly long, dealt with a much smaller-scope issue like a lot of his earlier stuff. Not an OMG END OF THE WORLD scare.
there is no question that it is his best book
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Actually, my company may be looking. We do lots of GWT and lots of backend ETL processing. We pretty much span the gambit of new age Java technologies (so we don’t fuck w/ annoying shit like Spring, Struts, etc). We have a strong focus on performance and grid computing. Our role is business intelligence and we run the show in our own little area. We have our own repo, our own servers, etc. Interested?
I may not be around the OT threads all day, so just send me a PM on my github account and we'll exchange emails:
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I've done some GWT
It’s a lot easier than doing Ajax by hand. In my current position, we’re mainly servlets/JSP/web services, etc on a custom classloading framework with an absolute ridiculous database design that degrades performance severely. I’m usually the one who gets tasked to experiment with new/different technologies because I have a pretty good innate ability to jump into the middle of something and figure out how to use it.
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We are Java coders in a .Net shop, so we are the stepchildren. We definitely get to use any/all sorts of open source stuff we want.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Had a dream last night
that was almost an exact re-creation of what I did on the day we (yes, we!) blew the 25 point lead to Portland. A couple of things:
1. That was a bad day; and
2. This is the first time I can remember having a dream that was not something new or different. It was more like a vivid memory. It was a little disconcerting.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I found your story about burning your mouth from pizza after going to a Decemberists show yesterday hilarious
because it’s a real life occurrence of the hipster pizza joke.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
OK, going to shit up the thread here - I'm in a keeper league and we keep two guys.
I need y’alls helps because I dont’t want to suck again this year. Keep two, cut one of:
Payton Mannings
Roddy White
Frank Gore
I’m picking sixth, so I expect I can get a tony romo or possibly even payton… definitely a Shaub. Is the rb ‘more important’ than the qb in some ways? i think the dropoff from Gore to say Mendenhall is larger than Payton to Romo, and really, the name of the game is running backs. INPuT!
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by jam0152 on Aug 12, 2011 8:26 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Depends on how you feel about Peyton's...neck issues. That shit might be serious, and yeah, the quarterback position seems really deep to me.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Peyton definitely had a down year (despite the yards)
but with Gore’s injury history, neither feels like a particularly good bet. the bust potential for gore is greater, but i’m just not going to get an rb of that caliber lower in the draft.
Do i prefer a White-Gore-Shaub triumvirate or White-Manning-Mendenhall/McFadden?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Aug 12, 2011 8:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
If you're sure Mendenhall/McFadden is available
then don’t keep Gore, I actually like both of them better than Gore.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Thank you...
I really don’t want to cut Peyton… he’d be the best QB available by far
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
curious
why would you think about keeping white over manning?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
White should be money in the bank.
Manning might miss the first few games of the season.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
right but he is still a WR
who wouldnt go in the top 5-6 i would assume.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Who'd be better? Andre and Calvin Johnson, Fitzgerald
I don’t see anyone else who is definitely better than him.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
right
but would ANY WR be a top 5 pick in a draft?
not unless it is heavily skewed in favor of WRs, VERY heavily.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't understand
Manning wouldn’t either.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
eh
not top 5-6
overall, qb > WR
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Josh Freeman, going at no. 80 or so
wouldn’t be too far off Manning.
The WR you get at 80 is nowhere near Roddy White.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Roddy White was the best receiver last year. Period.
I know because I had him.
If I had the no. 5 pick in my draft, I would take Roddy White over Frank Gore and I wouldn’t regret it once.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
last year vs this year
justg syaing
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
LAST year he was that good
this year he may not be.
overall, RB is a “safer” pick to no be a hugefuckingbust in the top 5.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
but what about the TDs?
The last 2 years, he’s had 10 and 11, but its far from a guarantee he does that again. And most leagues are all about the TDs so RBs become much more valuable.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
yes
now there is actually another player on the other side who is good.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
if you dont think jones is going to take away TDs
i think you are very sadly mistaken.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll hold off on buying the rookie WR just yet.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
He's not buying the rookie WR
he’s saying that the rookie will take away TD’s from the vet. I agree.
Just ask Larry Fitz about that. Almost 800 yds. and 8 TDs his first season…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Let's slow down the comparisons to Fitzgerald just yet.
Will Julio play and score some TDs? Sure. But White has consistently done very well, Ryan’s continuing to develop, and Gonzalez has to slow down some time. I don’t think White will be as adversely affected as you seem to think.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Total yards and TD's the last 4 years.
Roddy:
YDS: 1392, 1155, 1386, 1200
TDS: 10, 11, 7, 6
Gore:
YDS: 1305, 1526, 1409, 1538
TDS: 5, 13, 9, 8
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Those numbers mean nothing without context
and also don’t address any of the things I brought up in my post.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
You said he wasn't consistent.
I’m showing that the last 4 years, Gore has been just as consistent as White.
The only outlier is the TDs from last year.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Him saying White is consistent
doesn’t mean he’s saying Gore is inconsistent.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Never said that at all.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok, I can admit I put that in your mouth (TWSS)
but bringing up that argument seems pointless unless you think Gore isn’t going to be consistent.
And Gonzalez doesn’t need to slow down. He just needs to show up on 3rd down for his catch and in the red zone.
And back on point, I think the Julio comparison to Larry would be spot on.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Gore will be productive when healthy.
Except he played 11 games last year, which is always a concern for running backs. I know Michael Turner had a good year following an 11-game 2009 season, but I’d consider Gore scary for health.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
What?
Why would arguing that White won’t experience much of a drop-off in performance have anything to do with Gore? I’m more inclined to keep the top-end WR because of who you can get as a replacement at WR vs RB. And really, we’re comparing a guy who hasn’t played a single down of pro football to a top 3 WR in the NFL?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
He's in the top 3 now
He was not in his rookie year. That’s what I’m comparing. I’m saying nothing about Fitzgerald presently. Comparing Larry now to Julio is silly.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Fitzgerald still had the skills, though.
Also that was a pretty different situation… those Cardinals weren’t anything approaching a complete team. They had Josh McCown starting at QB and Emmitt and Troy Hambrick in the backfield. That doesn’t sound very similar to the Falcons.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Exactly. Larry had McCown throwing him the ball...
Julio will have an established QB, and another option probably getting doubled.
How does that set up worse for Jones?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I could just as easily say
the Falcons aren’t going to feed Jones because they’ve already got Turner, White, and Gonzalez on offense. Jones might do well, I haven’t followed the Falcons at all so far. The comparison doesn’t really work, though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
You really don't think that the comparison of
2011 Julio Jones and 2004 Larry Fitzgerald doesn’t work?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Nope.
I’m pretty hesitant to compare rookies to anybody, since there’s just so much variability. Perhaps a few games into the season I’d be comfortable making those types of comparisons… which of course would be way too late for fantasy purposes.
The funny thing is I guarantee I’ll end up with Jones in a league after this conversation.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
So at no point you take a rookie
in your fantasy team outside of round 7? That seems, not good.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
especially in a keeper league
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Haven't played in a keeper league.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't quite mean it that way
Also realize my primary league for the past couple of years has been an 8 team league… so my ‘not buying’ isn’t quite the same. But the point of the conversation was more about Roddy White, and no, I don’t think he’ll suffer a big dropoff from having Julio Jones next to him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
well, crap...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You can't go about things in that way.
It’s all about replacement value.
If you can get Mendenhall/McFadden as jam says he could, then so obviously you don’t keep Gore since those two are easily equals, probably upgrades.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
YES
thank you jon. I don’t know what I would have done without you.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Of course now Mendenhall will be suspended for four games
for his Osama tweets.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
And, every time I look at him, I'll think
“Damn, the cowboys should have drafted him”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
hes overrated
and he isnt an elite fantasy RB1 either
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Why?
He’s in a completely stable situation with no real threats, on an offense willing to run the ball.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON??
TEAM GORE OR TEAM WHITE??
MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
why?
he is very solid, with limited upside. assuming health he also has a ton of value in FF playoffs
hes not very explosive
hes not a receiver.
he is a top 8? RB
hes not a top 5 fantasy RB though, but hes in with
peterson
foster
johnson
rice
charles
mendenhall
mccoy
turner
MJD
gore
forte
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Meh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not trying to quantify them
my post was in response to the consistency of White vs. Gore.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'm curious as to why
you plan on discussing FF strategies with people that you plan on drafting against in a few weeks?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
hmm
footballg guys most recent 3 dynasty rankings list gore as:
overall #16
individually: 12, 9, 30
they talk about his workhorse ability, interaction w/ passing game and injury history
roddy white:
24 overall
36, 27, 11
discuss the impact jones/jaquizz rodgers will have on him (targets wise), and one expects him to continue on current pace
they also rank peyton as 29 overall and 64/16/17 individually
redraft:
gore = 16 overall
white = 11 overall
manning = 25 overall
so maybe you keep gore/white lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
GAAAAAAAAH
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I was actually about to post something like this...
I think the thing that would benefit him the most is seeing what the teams in front of him are keeping, and base my decision on that.
Keeping Roddy and Gore and dropping Manning may be the best thing to do if most or all of the teams in front of him in the draft are keeping their QBs.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
the qbs in front of Payton
are Vick, Brady, and Rivers, and they’re being kept for sure. Manning will be the top QB available if I cut him, and then it drops to Romo/Roethlesburger/Shaub will be the guys available for me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
From the limited info I've gotten from you on this league
I would seriously consider keeping Gore and White and picking up Shaub.
But it I’m interested to see what other WRs and RBs are available to you.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Really.
You’d rather have Schaub/Gore over Manning/Mendenhall or McFadden.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Is this because you think Schaub is similar to Manning
or that Gore is noticeably better than Mendenhall/McFadden?
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
It's a lot of things, not just that.
Injury makes Manning a concern. THAT’S uncertainty. So Schaub, I would think, is a better position than Manning. Plus they should put up similar numbers as Peyton will throw more TDs, but also more INT and the yds will be the same.
Gore is also more established than Mendenhall and McFadden, so that’s also a help.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Well, I agree with you on the Manning part, sorta.
Manning’s injury could be taken as a serious concern.
I don’t think McFadden’s particularly proven, but Mendenhall certainly is, with two straight 1000+ yard rushing seasons, and he’s still young and going to get a lot of carries.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Those two being young is a plus
for sure, especially as a RB, but it cuts both ways.
And I would say “certainly” on Mendenhall. He’s had two years, and that’s it. And he also is not involved in the passing game at all, which gives Gore a huge advantage in red zone and additional pts.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
/Warren Jeffs
too soon?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i think having something like
i think schaub is a sure bet to put up a top 10 season, based on what we know now
manning may not be because NO ONE KNOWS wtf is going on /w his neck
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, I have to do this.
It’s Peyton, Roethlesberger, and Schaub. Ok, I feel better now.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
yea the more i look at it
go that way
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
in the red zone?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure he will.
But the Atlanta offense will score more TDs overall as a unit, which probably means the number of TDs picked up by Jones isn’t directly subtracted from White. He’s also replacing Jenkins’ handful of TDs.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Gore also catches the ball well.
Like really well. You can tack on another 30 yards per game to Gore’s already 80 yards of rushing.
And while White has had an amazing amount of TDs the last two years, he’s not going to keep that up with a better receiving corps.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
And also Gore has a hilarious injury history.
And I’d say that finding a productive RB on waivers or late on is much easier than finding a productive WR.
I don’t think White’s going to have too many TDs vultured from him by Jones. That offense is going to get better anyway, so the overall increase in TDs scored will keep his TD count somewhat afloat.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Could you let me know how bad that injury history is?
Other than last year, he’s never missed more than 2 games in a season.
It’s not like he’s been out for half a year with something.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Well, first of all
I’m not enthralled with the idea of picking a RB in the first or second round who missed a fair bit of time the previous year with injury.
And even before that, he played 14 in 2008 and 2009. Yeah, missing a couple of games isn’t that big a deal. But it doesn’t seem like that happens to the other stud RBs, outside of Turner.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
But it's a keeper league
So if they are keeping two guys, you are technically picking a 3rd round guy in the first round.
There’s not going to be that many amazing players to choose from, even if you are picking in the top 5.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
WRs do vary from year to year a lot more
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
thats what i am trying ot say
you dont want to screw the pooch with a top 5-6 pick
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
the only thing that worries me about Roddy
is that they drafted Julio Jones. that could take a few catches/yds/td’s away from him.
i just think Gore is not very good
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
This is the proper way of looking at fantasy drafts.
It’s whoever gives you the most value over the guy you’d get to replace him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
So. Many. Targets.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Which could change now that
‘HolyShitTheyGaveUpHowMuchToGetHim?!’ is playing on the other side.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
big thing is...
if Jones progresses the way they’re hoping, White won’t get as many balls in his direction.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Peyton Manning and Roddy White, and it isn't close
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Agree
not a Gore fan
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I really hope he's in the new Captain Planet movie.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I think it also depends on your scoring. Traditional? Or are there any quirks to it?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
standard ESPN scoring
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I really enjoy that 'Deadliest Warrior' show on Spike...
last night was Hannibal v. Gengis Kahn. Pretty cool stuff.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Have you watched Ninja Warrior on G4?
That is insane….
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Those guys on there are ridiculous
They train all year for an impossible obstacle course.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I haven't seen that, I'll have to check it out.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
It's an imported Japanese show where contestants run this extremely demanding obstacle course twice a year.
Each season, the course gets harder and harder. Only 3 men have ever completed all 4 stages of the course. Most of the top contestants are either crazy American free-runners or ordinary Japanese people like a shoe-salesman, a gas station attendant, and a fisherman. It is awesome.
yeah
he’s not wearing a yellow raincoat and has 2 actual hands instead of 1 hand/1 hook like most fishermen
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
parrot sandwiches
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That guy was a freak of nature....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's just funny how David Campbell, Levi Meeuwenberg, Brian Orosco, and many of the other top Americans are professional freerunners.
While most of the top Japanese have ordinary jobs and do Sasuke as a hobby.
Its more than just a hobby to them
More likely than not, for some of them, the reason they aren’t doing anything else is because they spend so much time training.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Yeah, they do train really hard.
Building their own salmon ladders and cliffhangers and whatnot. But that is something that they do in their free time when they are not working at their regular jobs. The Americans who make their living running up walls and jumping off buildings should have an (slight) advantage. American Ninja Warrior 2 showed that the Americans finally seem to be catching up to their Japanese counterparts. It has just taken longer than it should have.
Salmon can't climb ladders.
/MikeE
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
i love the fact its like american superathlete
or a gas station attendant from a rural town
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Genghis Khan
I figured he would win- seems like when the “warriors” are fairly even otherwise, it’s best to bet on the one with the more advanced weapons/armor.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I loved Genghis Khan on the Nintendo.
I would play that game into the wee hours of the night.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah...
and I thought he’d win by more than 55% to 45%.
It’s funny, how close their weapons/armor were though given how far apart they were historically. But it all comes down to iron armor > bronze armor.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
this nestea ad is NSFW
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
hence my 'via mobile' commenting
dont’t worry y’all – I’ll power through!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Aug 12, 2011 8:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
im guessing its the thing that's making the pages look a bit weird on my screen
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I have adblock too
but every time I click on the screen, it loads a pop-up, even though I have pop-ups blocked. Bloody annoying.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Yet another reason maximized windows are the devil.
And aren’t you on a Mac? WhyTF would you ever see the ads?
maximized windows are the devil?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Take LSB, for instance.
Even on “wide” mode the comment section is under 1000px wide. If I had my browser maximized, it would be taking up much, much more screen space — and doing nothing with that screen space but showing ads.
“Is the devil” is a generalization coming from growing up on a Mac where there wasn’t even a maximize/full screen feature for the longest time, but there are a ton of apps that simply don’t need that much screen space, yet a ton of people roll with all-maximized-windows-all-the-time.
And then you can’t do stuff like stick your Gameday window during a day game off the corner of your monitor so you can see the score the whole time even while typing up an email or report or whatever.
I have 2 monitors at work
So that I can stick any game watching on one screen and still have what I need on the other. Sometimes I use the other screen for actual work but not very often.
I use both of mine for work but still have plenty of other stuff to shove away in various corners.
Especially since clicking behind a window to where I know a particular reference page is is much faster for me than doing the alt-tab roulette or hitting the taskbar, if I’m already on the mouse.
If my monitors were bigger
I probably wouldn’t have maximized screens. They’re pretty small though and several of my windows need to be as big as possible. Now if I had this setup….

LSB is in an annoying-to-me class of webpages where the content size has nothing to do with your screen size.
I greatly prefer ones that actually use the extra space if you have a bigger window, instead of just throwing ads up there.
Its a hell of a lot harder to make it fit every possible screen size though
Its much easier to just have a max width, so I can always feel for anyone who doesn’t want to go through that.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Yeah, but you should know that things never work as smoothly as they're supposed to work
and percentages for width generally never work like you want them do.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Browsers support them quite well these days.
There are a few gotchas to be careful of, but on a site that’s otherwise as up-to-date as SBN it surprises me that they aren’t used.
Those are pretty sweet and I've always wanted it just because its so cool looking
but if I ever did it, the frame of each monitor would annoy the hell out of me in the end.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
That's TB in the distance.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well there are times when I need multiple windows open
but with 2 monitors, its also not so important for me. Plus, I prefer having one big window even if there is a lot of white space. If I don’t need to be looking at 2 things on one monitor, then I’d rather have the window centered.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
i more often than not maximize windows. just a habit i guess.
but im at work, and doing dual monitors on a PC.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
It's the tits.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 12, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
that cowboys game last night was pretty enjoyable, one of the more enjoyable pre-season games i can sure remember the boys playing
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
who was that slot receiver who had the 75 yard carch and run? that was some piss poor defence, but the dude's clearly got jets.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Aug 12, 2011 8:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Harris
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
harris.
and it was necessarily bad defense. it looked like man coverage, harris’ man blitzed, and then we got a great block by the outside receiver. it was a great offensive play, actually.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Harris was so good last night
i liked what Tyron Smith was doing as well. D needs to improve but of course last night was what I expected.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yes
though when Von Miller that lit him up with an inside move on the first play, I was saying shit shit shit, maybe just the blocking scheme
by thedudeabides on Aug 12, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
its his 1st game as well.....but overall Tyron was great.
Arkin more than held his own as well. I’m fairly optimistic on this O-Line to start this season.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The look pretty solid
but with rookies, you know there’s going to be some blitz where they just won’t be able to spot it. Like a delayed blitz or something
for sure its real early....promising but early
we’ll see how they handle a team like the eagles.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
A'ight.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 12, 2011 8:58 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Gotta bail on the tailgate
Think the Denton boys might still go though
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
What the fuck is this!
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 12, 2011 9:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Any update on this?
Sat with the Herbs for a few innings a few weeks ago and he said some cool things. How’s it coming and do you need help with anything?
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*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Ill put up a FP on Sunday....
Start my internship on Monday, will def need help.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 12, 2011 9:43 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't puss out.
We’re doing this thing right.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Come on, dawg.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 12, 2011 9:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You hangin with the brother?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 12, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Vernon
On the chillin’ tip
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*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
this arc definitely has potential
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'm fucking pumped up fellas.
All-day training session got canceled. Fucking awesome.
SVP just came by and asked if I wanted to go to lunch with him today. Fucking awesome.
I have a date with the girl I’ve been seeing for a few weeks. Fucking awesome.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 9:06 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
do it big, TDT
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Going to lunch with Scott Van Pelt?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
haha.
i would, given the opportunity
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
He's probably the only ESPN personality I would go to lunch with...
Other than the hot bitches.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
The new girl, Charissa Thompson may supplant EA at the top of my ESPN girl list
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Just did a GIS...
There’s some naughty ones out there so yes, she gets my vote.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Charissa Thompson and Beadle, holy fuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Beadle gets the cute girl nod for me, plus she ‘seems’ like a real sports fan.
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*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
you read the ESPN book?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
This thing needs a little more rec.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Congratulations.
You’re leading a normal life.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
crazy, huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Would you like me to stop by your lunch and bring you a whataburger?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hahaha.
That was classic.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Don't ever let it be said that I don't take care of friends.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Would you bring me Whataburger?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Come to Wedgefest and it can be arranged.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I meant like this Monday.
I’m not going to pay a $20 premium for Whataburger from someone in the same city as me!
Give me Jacobs.
But still, $20 for a Whataburger delivery? No, I’d need time to work my magic.
“Say, did you know I have over 40K posts on LSB…?”
ugh, really?
there is absolutely nothing special about Jacobs. Nothing.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
no, you're wrong, Bumblebee Man
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
ugh
for real, probably Jacobs. But it would actually be a close race…Jacobs would get the nod solely on age. That’s about it.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i don't usually engage in "who is the hottest chick" talk on LSB
but I cannot believe you would dare put Jacobs in the same stratosphere as Brie, let along have the gall to put her ahead. It’s single-A ball and MLB, man..
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
ummmmmm
what
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
shes a brunette.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i cant speak for gingers as a whole,
but by and large i find brunettes much hotter than blondes. that being said, something like 80-80% of the girls i have dated have been blondes.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That's probably because so many chicks dye their hair blonde.
I prefer redheads (not the ones with super orange hair) and brunettes.
there is much tomfoolery going on here
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Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Could someone explain to me the Clinton surplus?
I was randomly looking it up. Okay, so I don’t understand how it is considered a surplus when the govt doesn’t count the money they borrowed from themselves. Isn’t that still a debt?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I've given up trying to explain or understand government spending....
The whole thing is so convoluted….I really think both parties have done their best to make this so complicated that they can blame each other for the mess and, in the end, both are actually right.
Explain to me how you increase spending on projects/programs but still call it a cut because you didn’t spend as much as you intended to spend…..
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
There was no real surplus once you subtract excess SS contributions
They used excess social security contributions to fund current govt spending (both rep. & dem. administrations do it) without regard to the massive unfunded govt. liabilities out there (i.e. Medicare.Medicaid and SS) The “social security trust fund” (SSTF) is nothing but a promise by the Fed. govt to pay the SSTF back for what it has taken. I actually predicted a meltdown about 5 years or so ago in 2013-15 when SS and one of the others go cash flow negative (according to the then-current CBO forecasts — which are always hilariously optimistic)
This was a key point in the 2000 election (Gore wanted to put the excess SS contributions in his famous “lock box” rather than finance current spending with them)
Enron has nothing on Congress. If the CBO put out GAAP financial statements we’d all move to Australia
by thedudeabides on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
which is to say in answer to your question
social security contributions by working adults have always exceeded spending for current retirees and the govt has spent the excess each year without saving anything. With the boomers retireing, all the big entitlement programs go cash flow negative where to fund current benefit levels they have to spend more than they take in.
Read “the coming generational storm” by Scott Burns fo the DMN. Everyone here should read it. It is short and if you are 18-40 you are going to get screwed so you should understand the issue, vote, lobby etc. accordingly. It is a massive generational transfer of wealth from the working young to boomer retirees (who voted for themselves retirement benefits far greater than what their contributions funded)
by thedudeabides on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Apogee Stadium
sounds dangerously close to “Apathy Stadium”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
so my dad was in NY for business last couple of days,
was telling me how the plane up had some good looking girls on the plane, and sat next to a particularly good looking, 20 somethings chick. they started talking, she mentions her boyfriend plays soccer for the USMNT, and also plays for FCDallas. My dad had no effing clue that he was sitting and talking to Brek Shea’s GF.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
weve been to a few games, he knows who brek shea is, just couldnt connect the dots.
i dont think he knew he got called up
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah.
My dad wouldn’t have a clue. I wouldn’t have a clue.
I’ve always liked the US Mutant Ninja Turtles abbreviation, though.
i always read it as USMINT, and think its some money printing thing
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know that I'll ever see it as anything else.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
but didnt get a pic, or tix, or a "hey my son is your age do you have any single friends for him"
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
not to pick on your dad,
but, “Come on, man!”
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 12, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
right? damnit, dude!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
when I picked up my wife at the airport this morning
some small-ish girl, kinda cute, dressed rather ratty with messed up hair gets to the baggage claim and has a limo driver waiting for her. When she approaches him, he says “Oh, I thought that might be you!” I didn’t recognize her, but the sign he was holding said “Love” (pseudonym maybe). People looking messy like her don’t get limo pickups unless they are an actor or musician or something. Wish I had gotten a pic.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
maybe some rich guys daughter or something
but still. pics are a must
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
She was one of the first people off the plane (first class, obviously)
and the only people at the baggage claim were me, her, the limo driver and a few AA employees. She kept looking at me like she was afraid I would recognize her. Getting a surreptitious pic would have been difficult.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
CS,B
Went to pick up my roommate at the airport in college and we’re walking back to the car and there’s this couple walking in front of us in a shouting argument. They get to their car and as we pass them I recognized her and just blurted out “Hey, you’re Minnie Driver!” It stopped their argument. I probably saved their marriage.
Carry on.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Unless they were arguing about how often she is seen out in public
and he can’t handle all that pressure…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
In that case, he was being a whiny little bitch
and I did her a favor
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Great idea, lousy execution
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
yep, needs to just be a caption under the photo
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I don't always use Old Spice
But when I do, I get it straight from the source
better?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 12, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
worlds fastest roller coaster now in abu dhabi.
what up with all these middle eastern places getting all the cool shit suddenly
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 10:34 AM CDT reply actions
well yeah, theyve kind of slowly added stuff. but its like your neighbor slowly upgrading things. you barely notice it.
then, one day you look over the fence or go over for a drink and they have a new addition to the house, a new pool, a new wife, a new car and you just look around and say “when the fuck did this happen!?!”
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
One step closer to the world becoming one big America.
I can’t wait to see what happens when the Middle East runs out of oil.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I was thinking the same thing
It’s interesting they are just spending their money on various luxuries instead of spending it on something that might help them later on when oil is fucked.
Thats the way stupidity go
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I think the point is to create a tourist destination for Westerners in the Middle East.
So they are doing what you suggest, it’s just questionable whether it’s going to work.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
They're already air conditioning open air stadia...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
lot of natural gas power generation there
and they are moving to nuclear to save that for LNG shipping to the US and Europe. They are in no way stupid
by thedudeabides on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhhh, yeah.
About that. You take a look at NG prices lately?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Also they generally end up benefiting a few people who own everything
while leaving everyone else poor.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
The state basically owns everything in Dubai
And the people already live off the government as it is.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So it'll be business as usual.
At least, it will be if people decide to vacation in a place that will melt you if you spend an hour outside.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
All future pictures of Dubai will be from inside the indoor ski hill
They’ll trick people into thinking it’s cold.
SUCKLIN OFF THE GUB'MENT TEAT!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It's interesting how oil-dependent nations like Saudi Arabia and Qatar have tried to diversify
into the technologies by building billion-dollar universities…. to attract American and Chinese students.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
but there are so very few natives
Saudi has a problem there, Kuwait, UAE and Qatar not so much
by thedudeabides on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I will literally never travel to the Middle East
for a fancy hotel and a fast roller coaster.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
this is a very realistic statement
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It really shocks me
The English love the beaches there, it’s a cheap flight for them but there isn’t that much to see or do. There is some cool crap, but if you want to see something more than 10 years old, you’re SOL
by thedudeabides on Aug 12, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
you could possibly find a scimtar if you brought a metal detector
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Exactly.
I imagine their tourism effort is aimed more at Europe and Asia, but still.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, you know, the people who have money to spend
If by Europe you mean Germany
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Everyone's so fucked.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
heh

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
get these bikini women off the sidebars while im at work.. jesus christ
also.. renewed drivers license this a.m…. 45-60 business days to receive your replacement drivers license? i hope thats shoot high and we hope your suprised when you get it next week.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 10:52 AM CDT reply actions
I still haven't gotten my 21+ license
Should I do that or just say screw it and wait 2 more years
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
mine still doesnt say 21+... its also a sideways license that doesnt expire til 2014
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Plus the under-21 has a big red UNDER 21 UNTIL [DATE] on it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Just minimize your window. Bring in the sides a little.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Which doesn't solve shit if you're running multiple tabs
Unless, of course, you’re cool with all the tabs being shrunk
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Don't know what else to tell ya.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Yeah, and those ads are served from the sbn server, so I can't even fix it via host files.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
adblocker, FTW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
IE 8 at work. le sigh
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
try this?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
one of the very very very few benefits of Oklahoma
you get your license plates and driver licenses at Tag Agencies (which, from what I can tell, are privately owned businesses licensed by the State to do that stuff)…because there are 10 trillion Tag Agencies, there’s never ever a line and you walk out of there with your new license in hand. To get a license, it takes about 10-15 minutes. Update your tag? 5 minutes tops.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
my current DL
has a picture of me from when i was 18 on it.
its glorious.
i can only hope i can actually keep it until it “expires” in 2015.
at that point it will be 13 years old
i hope i can be like some of the MDs here who have pictures on their hospital issued ID that show them from 20 years ago.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah muy current pic is from when I was 18 as well.
Doesn’t expire until 2016…when I’m 30 years old.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
If you hit Ctrl +
You’ll blow up the size of you window and you should be able to keep doing it until the bikini women are off the screen and you just have (a larger) LSB central white pane.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Cool fantasy baseball story time, bros.
You know how in leagues with MI positions, it’s supposed to be hard to find competent players to fill the MI spot in leagues which are 12 or more?
Well, in one league I’ve managed to pick up Weeks, Kipnis, Escobar and Ackley to go with Uggla and Elvis, who I picked as my starting 2B and SS respectively.
The moral of the story? MI heaven actually exists.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
wait where is this huge draft?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, I shouldn't have said draft.
It’s the LSB MLB fantasy league. All I really remember is that draft with 17 teams.
Well, that and I’m winning it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Damn sidebars. I can't have hoes in bikinis no my screen at work...
Anyways, can someone send me a Google+ invite at chad dot retz at g mail dot com? I really need one. Thanks.
That work?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, now try.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
if you are interested in the LSB money keeper for fantasy football
on ESPN
team D
10-15$ entry fee
please post your email in this subthread or email me (in profile)
i will be putting up a post this weekend about it but want to see how many we actually have interested and see if i need to recruit outside of LSB or not
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
interested
but already in two leagues. happy to be in one last one, but would rather see the scoring settings before committing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 12, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah we will be voting on them for sure as we get closer
i am open to basically whatever, but i know there wont be IDP (team D per outcry on LSB when i brought it up lol)
going to be fairly straight forward stats i assume…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
ok. i am interested in IDP leagues, but not right now as I need to learn the ins and outs of them first
so thats a plus. I prefer RB heavy leagues, but I guess if that’s part of the voting process, I’m in.
esl(dot)prince(at)gmail(dot)com
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
added
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Same for me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
added to list
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmm.
Keeper league, eh? I’ll go ahead and say I’m interested, this would put me at 3 leagues. Email sent.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 12, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
could potentially be one
got the email!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I would be interested, but I suck at fantasy football, so I better not.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
why not play?
eh worth a shot, right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure. Hit me up. My emails in my profile.
I could fill in if you need a team near the end.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
yessir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
added
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
barack.obama@dinopenis.com
hit it
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
added
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
naw not yet
sun
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
or sat
added yall to my list
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
bruschimania@gmail.com
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
added
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
lame
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
It's an old joke
from a Pats board… and by now, I’ve just had it too damn long to change it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Take a nap like I'm about to.
Oh wait…
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
im at work? should i take a toilet nap?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Good morning from Northern California
Going to see the Express tonight! Dollar hot dog night. Yay!
Apparently I missed that Kyle Davies was arrested. That mug shot is scaaaary.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2011 11:35 AM CDT reply actions
good luck!
enjoy that weather!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's pretty gorgeous here
Same temps as the ones I left in Iowa too.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks
I’m really excited to see the Rangers tomorrow and Sunday. Hopefully they give me a better game than the one I saw in Minnesota.
Today, I’m mostly just sitting around while my friend/hostess is at work.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Say hello to all my BART peeps for me.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I don't think we're taking the BART
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh come on...
you gotta take BART to the game at least once. Just for the sure entertainment value.
Enjoy your trip.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
don't hassle Epic Beard Man, though
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Serial "Likers" on Facebook are annoying as shit.
And people who use !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at the end of every sentence.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
hopefully, recs are more selective and meaningful
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
they dont turn green
so no.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
or people that like to comment on alllll of your status updates
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
There's a guy who 'likes' literally 90% of my wife's posts
She says he does that to all his friends, I don’t like it one bit…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
time to sneak into her account and block the guy
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
/squints eyes and nods
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i am serious.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Is this facebook parlance for murder?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Lets hunt him down and kick the crap out of him
Jay and Silent Bob style
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
why not josey and incarceratedbob style?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes... yes they are.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I hate the people that fish for likes
Lisa Dogooder is sending a prayer to all the citizens of London
Lame Girl likes this
The worst is when you see an RIP post
that has 3 likes
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Heh
I almost did something similar last year, when my cousin posted that her father was dying of cancer. But she’s a fairly nice person despite having an asshole for a dad, so I didn’t.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I have yet to set up a FB account.
Seems like I have chosen wisely….
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
So this guy I work with got a new phone and uses the same text message tone as me
This is driving me crazy.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
If only
Its the same one 3 other people I know are using now (they all got the same phone as me). Looks like its finally time to change it.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
mine was pretty unique
it was an R2D2 tone.
just had to change phones though, so it’s a Toby Keith song.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 12, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
mine is a tf2 alert
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Good, Bad, and the Ugly
wah wah waaaaaahhhh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
mine is the intro to the office.. or if a slampiece is calling its superbass by nicki minaj
obviously i keep it on vibrate in the office or public
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
My favorite thing about my jailbroken iPhone
I have a Mario eating a mushroom as my text message tone… after someone else at work “borrowed” my 1up tone.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
i have the feather tone as one of mine
and tony soprano’s tone as another
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
sold my gold this morning... 6200 in one dollar bills. i was scared driving to the bank.
student loans paid off. boom.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 12:14 PM CDT reply actions
6200 in 1 dollar bills?
I think we should all hit up a certain club or 2 tonight
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Rotary Club
and where else?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
shit shit shit... no 100 dollar bills
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
They can make change
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
by "bank" do you mean Jaguars?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
no.. after last weeks disaster decided i needed to start over.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
sure... never been to ricks... sounds good.
I think that is the place TDT unintenionally spent 1600 dollars one night
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Rick's in West Fort Worth is nice
Use to be New Orleans Nights
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
It's topless only I believe
The one by DFW is all nude (or at least was…I assume no changes have occurred).
No clue
I was talking about West Fort Worth
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
wait
there are strip clubs that are boobs only? this confuses me.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Its like watching softcore porn
when you have the internet right there.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I know
I have never been in a scrip club, so they’re kind of foreign to me, but it just doesn’t sound all that awesome to go somewhere and have a woman you can’t touch shaking her whatnot all up in your face. Kind of like window shopping at a buffet.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
YES
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i mean, are the bathrooms packed with dudes jerkin it or something?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i haventbeen
but iw as saying YES to this line:
it just doesn’t sound all that awesome to go somewhere and have a woman you can’t touch shaking her whatnot all up in your face. Kind of like window shopping at a buffet.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think you're supposed to touch regardless of topless or all-nude
That rule may or may not be enforced at a given establishment though.
i mean at either type of scrip club
boobs or all nude.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Well you said you were confused by boob only strip clubs and then responded with the stuff about no touching.
Wasn’t sure where you were going I suppose.
you mean at an all-nude place you can't reach out OJ-style, grab a handful of vagina and declare to everyone in the room that "it" belongs to you?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sometimes I like it a little... nicer...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We went their all the time in law school for lunch
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
what was last week's disaster?
musta missed it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
just lost my wallet and cash.. half way ruined my best friends birthday
peed in the pool… tom foolery turned into me just being a drunk dickhead… it was embarrasing..
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, so SBN is a tricky little bitch, but I've got it.
Just put this in your address bar and hit enter and watch the bikini chick disappear (at least for me on FF 5):
javascript:document.getElementById("blog-interior").attributes["style"].nodeValue="cursor: auto; background-image: none !important;";void(0);
Or if you need it to work on every page instead of just fanposts, use this (works on frontpage too):
javascript:document.getElementsByTagName("body")[1-1].attributes["style"].nodeValue="cursor: auto; background-image: none !important;";void(0);
And one more, version 3 that should be cross-browser, cross-page bikini removal:
javascript:document.getElementsByTagName("body")[1-1].setAttribute("style", "cursor: auto; background-image: none !important;");void(0);
It's actually a workaround for SBN's post formatting.Typing [0] in
this comment section looks like 0. I also had to use " instead of a reqular " because it changes the quote character.
Ah, gotcha.
At first when I saw it I was like “ooh, does JS have array slice indexing that I never knew about” then was like “oh wait no that’s just subtraction.”
Not a big fan...and wasn't aware it would remove the background image.
This isn’t for ad removal, it’s for bikini chick removal. I can deal w/ ads.
I see
yeah adblock apparently works because I know not of this bikini chick and I otherwise have this oddly white background which is making LSB look weird
?
what
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Its hubris is tuberous.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
blocked for me
what is it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
a cute little gray kangaroo getting his morsel stolen by an evil crow
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
gray kangaroo:

wallaby:

hell, I don’t know…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
very well
it’s a crow taking food from a wallaby
this thread needs something to happen
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
,

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
serves that fucker right
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
overtipped my procuts lady this morning just because she was pregnant. something
came over me and i just tipped her twice as much. instinct i guess.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 1:17 PM CDT reply actions
oh no way.. shes my hair cut lady at procuts... it was 14.95.. i tipped 5 bucks..
i usually tip 2.50… its not my kid
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
So the moral of this story is you are a terrible tipper?
by ab03 on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
$5-10
depending on how well they do.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
how is that horrible? 2.50 on 14.95? it takes 10 minutes to cut my hair. literally
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
50% of 8 inches is 4/2 = 2 dollar tip.. or two inches. her choice
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
"I've only got it half way in"
“2 inches?”
“That’s an 8 inch cock!”
I wish I could math my way into a bigger penis
It seems like everybody knows similar basic guidelines for restaurant tipping,
but for anything else it’s all over the place. I never know what to tip anywhere.
if you call in a to go order to say.. chilis or a restaraunt
do you tip a dollar or two?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Mostly depends on how much I've had to drink and how nice and/or cute the chick I'm picking the food from is.
I always say this
as I tip the cute ones very generously.
I don’t discriminate though, everyone gets tipped well unless they fuck up big, and then if they’re cute they could still get away with it.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I tipped a dollar yesterday after getting takeout wings,
after seeing the post on here about some restaurants pooling those and servers being out money if you didn’t tip anything on them.
I tip about 10% on take out
generally….
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
That's generally 10%
I am not ordering $40 take out
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I get my hair cut at the Fort Worth Club and they automatically
just add 20% for tip. So I only tip $2.80 for a $14 hair cut.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
fort worth club > petroleum club
???
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I think so
We give out the Davey O’Brien award and our New York office does the Heisman Trophy. I enjoy eating, drinking, and playing basketball up there.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
fair enough
my haircuts are more involved (mainly because I don’t get them that often) so it is a half hour thing. If I am getting a $15 dollar one, I always tip 5
It's just the tip
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 12, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am the most cleverest person that I know.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
procuts?
why don’t you just buy some clippers and do it yourself? I save a lot of money that way, plus I look super sexy according to a hillbilly a work last night.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
But who wouldn't be having to go to Jackson, MS, for a weekend.
(But if it doesn’t qualify you, then that’s that.)
Why didn't you do one trip to somewhere twice as far away (and more interesting) instead of two to there?
Because I'm requalifying on a segments basis
The cost per segment went up significantly with alternative routings.
go somewhere else
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
ive been through jackson more times than i can count.
got stuck there for a night when my car broke down. youre better off watching a movie or something in your hotel room
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You could go see
The Fearless Four at Underground 119
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I hear hate crimes are popular there.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Kid Rock sang about Jackson I believe
Not sure what he said though
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
milage run?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
ahh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
if you're into the Klan, I'm sure there's meetings all over the place
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Not sure about Jackson
But if you’re ever in the Starkville/West Point area, and looking for a group of guys to celebrate your white pride with, just ask for the Fowler boys. If they want to know who sent you, tell them you’re friends with one of Uncle Butch’s boys.
Yes, I have cousins in the Mississippi Klan…
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I got into a brawl in Clinton
I was told I was going to get a rebel ass whoopin. Which I guess means I am scared to fight you alone, so I am going to come back in about hour with a shit load of other rebels. Good times
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Jihadi
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
=)
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea
That sounded more Afro American to me
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
They were mad that Me and my three Texan buddies were
hooking up with his ex (not that we ever heard of him) and her friends… we were just drinking and hanging out at her pool and it was like midnight. We decided to leave since they were also armed and they chased us but I alluded them in my car.
They found us like 30 minutes later and surrounded us while we were in my car (trying to gather our thoughts in a church parking lot). Some guy walked up and punched me in the face while I was sitting in my car. I started laughing and he got this oh fuck look on his face and started back pedaling. They then tried to block me in and started pounding my car so I floored it and ran one guy over and he flew over my car and I clipped another guy. We then hauled ass to Shreveport like 2 hours away for some gambling and eventually sleep. Found out the next day that the one guy a nailed directly broke his legs and he was one of the chicks brother… oh well.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
sounds like he deserved it
next time you go to MS though…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
There is no reason to ever return
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
yeah
well its also clinton, MS…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
White Knights of the Camelia, Mississippi KKK. Never seen them in Klan get-up, but they have the tattoos.
Fortunately, there’s a few of us Cooks that evolved past that shit.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
so you hate Mexicans now instead?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
just booked a 12 hour blue marlin expedition for October...
been deep sea fishing for a lot of sport fish but never marlin… super pumped
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 2:09 PM CDT reply actions
aruba?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yep... he promised we'd go to the southshore by the rigs and hit up some
marlin fishing and some sailfish. Ive done my fair share with marlin and tuna… im ready for some 800 lbs blue marlin that take 2 hours to real in so i can take pictures and show my friends on facebook that im better than them.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
blocked a work?
what is it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
damn
nice.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
that's one sorry looking cake.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
a brisket... is that a mustard base?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
dying of a heart attack after eating a 20lb hunk of meat?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Sorry, If that's possible
I may have killed your mom last night.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 12, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec this mother fucker right here
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 12, 2011 3:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
nope.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Foodboner
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 12, 2011 3:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd be very jealous if I wasn't having homemade ribs tonight.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I thought about doing some ribs for lunch since I have the smoker going
But I didnt feel like buying a 2nd grate to put in my smoker so I just got some sausage from Fredricksburg(forget the bran…it was from Central Market) and threw it in around the brisket.
I really should’ve started doing this before noon.
So my main fantasy football league that I've been in 10 years just had our annual pre-draft lunch.
We discuss rule changes, figure out where and when to have the draft, etc.
We also draw for picks since it’s a re-draft… and I got 12th. In a 12 team league.
11th last year, 10th the year before… I don’t think I’ve had a top 6 pick in 7 or 8 years.
Meh.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
sometimes its better to draft further back.
is it a snake draft? or is it 1-12, 1-12, 1-12?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
It's snake. So I get 12 and 13.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
you have the best position in the draft.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I disagree.
I think any pick can work if you do it well. But I don’t think 12-13 is the best position… but it is a very workable one.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yeah, depends on the year.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
you have the 2 highest picks in the draft.
you should be able to get 2 top flight people at their respective positions. the top 3 or 5 people cant really say that, per se.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I would almost always prefer the top pick.
For the first overall player and best potential difference maker and then back to back in the 2/3, 4/5, 6/7, etc.
If you do your job well any pick can work. But getting a true stud in his prime is hard to do from the 12/13 slot.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh, it can work.
From very, very early glancings, it seems to me like there’s a premium on being one of the first 4-5 picks this year, though. Still, assuming your league as a dolt or two, you can make it work.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
and gather good trade fodder.
sometimes the people who pick higher up get really top heavy, and get fucked when one of them get hurt or regress
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh.
Disagree. Unless you mean “normally there’s a one to three difference makers who nobody sees coming and some lucky SOB gets based on pure chance and then makes the playoffs because of it”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
See above with my picking up Vick and Hillis last year. ;)
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Below on my screen.
But these things generally don’t my way.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I run a league where you can't have a bazillion people on your bench
You have to actively manage. It makes it a harder league. People get lazy with deep benches and the league is less competitive.
Those are the leagues I've been in as well.
As much as Vick and Hillis were great pickups last year, I usually end up doing well in leagues because of my draft strategy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
For me... it's all about the waivers
Of course, I primarily play in keeper leagues, which makes it harder to make top shelf talent available.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I'm aware.
Last year’s week one pickups for me? Vick and Hillis.
It all worked out.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
is it a snake?
if so, i <3 being at the turn
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey guys I discovered this new thing called planking
/ajm
by benjihana on Aug 12, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you think doing this will land me the UlraHottie Flo' ?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
When you say Discount, I say Smashings:
Discount! Smashings! Discount! Smashings!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 12, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
if by improvement
you mean the fact i dont see them since they are NSFW, then yes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I put a thing up above that, if you just copy and paste into your address bar and press enter, will get rid of the bikini chick
eh i just use adblock+ at work
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 12, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
theyve had this over at RBR for a while
made going to it harder at work
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
im cooking for myself tonight... was thinking steak quesadillas with avacado ranch
or some garlic beer brats with spicy mustard…. or some chili cheese dogs
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 12, 2011 2:54 PM CDT reply actions
You're gonna go chili cheese dog
And you’re gonna throw some Fritos in the bun before you put the chili on. You know why you’re gonna do that? ‘Cause you’re a pretty pretty princess and you deserve it.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
My favorite sandwich
brown four brats in a pan, remove
sautee one whole white onion in pan until caramelization begins to occur
put brats back in and add one bottle of Shiner Bock beer
cook until beer and onions are reduced to saucy consistency
grill two pieces of buttered french bread on both sides
remove brats and rest; slice diagonally
place brat slices on grilled bread, spoon beer-onion sauce on top
top with parmesean cheese and a smear of avacado
pepper to taste
I’m going to the store after work.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
it's a nice mild creamy counterpoint to the pungeant beer and salty brat
mayo would add salt
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
my god
eto’o got 485k PER WEEK to play in russia.
highest played futbol player in the world.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
LA
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"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
sucks
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
grab some popcorn and go to the CFB thread
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
has it come to that?
fine.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ok... that was kind of fun.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
wow that was crazy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
If you were invisible what would the first thing you did be?
You and your clothes, and anything you can fit inside your clothes is invisible, but that’s it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
how does being invisible help you have sex with women?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
New sig?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Punch Jared Weaver during every pitch he throws causing an unprecented 17 balks before he is taken out in the first inning.
by booyakasha on Aug 12, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Now you're furthering humanity's cause.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sam Houston is the true Texan hero.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The Grand Canyon is overrated.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I appreciate the effort.
Today’s just a slow day. Even my (very mild) Brie bashing didn’t get much started.
Ok, so there may have been an element of that.
But I went, spent four days there… it’s just incomprehensibly huge. I camped. Hiked. Took pictures. Sat and watched the sunset. Spent hours looking at it and taking it all in, and it’s just impossible. Plus, you can’t go down in it without a large commitment, and then you just see walls. It’s touristy and hot and crowded.
But it is beautiful and everyone should see it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
full disclosure:
I’m afraid of heights.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Heh so's my dad.
So when I went I kept taking pictures over the edge and sending them to him to try and freak him out.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
It stressed me out to watch people get too close to the edge.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm not scared but I'm also not brave about heights/edges.
Some people were crazy about it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I'm ok facing forward... no problems with heights or edges at all
but if I have my back to a drop, I’m nervous as hell.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
And you should
but i’d be lying if I said my fear of heights didn’t denigrate some of the enjoyment I probably would have derived.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I have a plan for a Grand Canyon, Vegas, and Rangers Spring Training trip.
But I am a few years away from being able to afford it.
Vegas is super close... I wish we would have taken a couple days to go.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I didn't do Vegas, but I did the Spring Training/Grand Canyon
tons of fun.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Go.
It was awesome, using the old-school definition.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Gravity doesn't really follow that logic.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's not the fall that gets you,
it’s the sudden stop at the end.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
just thinking about it makes me feel a little woozy and tingly
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
God no.
That was on the North Side anyway. If I go back, it’ll be to the North side. Way fewer people.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My limbs would freeze.
Total mind e-break. I don’t think I could extend my foot far enough to step one yard out onto it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It is boring.
I mean, I liked the museums and dioramas and and park ranger presentations on California Condors, but what they really need to do is come up with a cost-effective and easy way of getting people down to the river and really see for themselves how deep the walls are. You can’t experience that on the rim.
You either hike down, which is terrifying and takes all day, you raft in which is mondo expensive and the waiting list is years long, or you chopper in which is not feasible for most as well.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
there's that tingly feeling in my scrote again
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oh thats fucking awesome
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that's hella expensive.
And you’re not allowed to take pictures yourself.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Yep. From their website:
All Skywalk guests are asked to place personal items, including cameras, in free lockers outside the Skywalk. This procedure was instituted to protect the glass from scratches and prevent items from being dropped into the Grand Canyon. Your cooperation is most appreciated. Skywalk guides are available to capture your experience in pictures and answer your questions. There is no obligation to purchase photos, but if you’d like to buy them, photos are $30 each or you can purchase a USB with multiple photos and receive several printouts for $107 (including tax). Cameras are encouraged in other areas of Grand Canyon West and can be stored in our free lockers.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
what a ripoff
$10, ok… $30?? It better come framed with a certificate and nude pics of the hot chick on the tour.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
You don't have a diamond camera?
/Benji
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
What a great cover for money-grubbing.
Shoes walking on it? No scratches. People dropping cameras (which happens all the time, right)? SCRATCHES AHOY.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I saw the Discovery Channel special (or was it History Channel, who knows) on them building this...
It was pretty crazy how they had to push it out there.
I'll take That pro is a thief for $500 Alex
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/08/alex-trebeks-hotel-suspect-was-a-prostitute——but-not-his.html
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
that motherfucker's thugs made us take down a photo of Aggie Kyle
college contestant on his quiz show
Ian Kinsler is leading the majors in RotPotA.
Dr. Oz today
is about the life cycle of the penis. I’m going to watch it and see if I learn anything.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
Please report back.
I’m curious about the “life cycle” as well.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Ha ha
Will do
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm ... here are some things I learned:
(I composed this post as I watched it)
- So the penis loses sensitivity during middle age? Interesting.
- Eww…a cadaver penis. That is not pretty at all.
- Penis recovery time is at its peak at age 17. Probably not surprising to any guy.
- Only 15 percent of men do regular testicular exams. Bad boys. Get on this.
- 30 years old. Ok. This is closer to my age. Curvature sets in? What?
- Peri-ED sets in at 40. More predominant if the man is overweight. Also, the penis looks smaller for overweight men. Well, duh.
- Healthy libido diet includes 30 pct healthy fat, lots of fruits and veg, red meat only once a week. That just sounds like a normal healthy diet.
- Once they got into 50 and above, I really wasn’t all that interested.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh, curvature.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Ha ... I bet he is
He says some crazy things.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
My curvature is set
I guess I can stop trying to shape it.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I'm not going to lie
I’m afraid the article won’t live up to the expectations that the url has given me.
Shots fired at former Notre Dame Defensive Coordinators home in Granger, IN
Shots Fired at Corwin Brown’s Granger Home
Swat team is there.
hansensouthbend Eric Hansen
Neighbors are telling the South Bend Tribune that the rest of the family is safe and no longer in the house.
2 minutes ago
"
hansensouthbend Eric Hansen
According to WSBT-TV, police using a bullhorn are referring to the man in the house as “Corwin.”
2 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
hansensouthbend Eric Hansen
Brown coached for the New England Patriots last season after he was let go, along with head coach Charlie Weis, after the 2009 season.
New tweet: MaloneMK Mary Kate Malone
trib reporter @fljwright at scene. says police were originally called to Brown’s house for domestic dispute and it escalated from there.
Another link
More
hansensouthbend Eric Hansen
A man appearing to be Corwin Brown — but not confirmed it was him — came out of the house briefly then turned around and went back in.
Live coverage on WSBT. Swat team surrounding house. Power to the house just turned off.
If the family got out and the neighborhood is shutdown/cleared out, then why does the swat team still need to be around?
The power of photoshop

That is coked up tasmanian devil and generally not attractive despite what Hollywood says Kristen Stewart.
WHAT THE HELL?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I go back and forth on her
some times she looks really sexy and other time ‘meh’ is about all I can muster.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I laughed
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe someone can explain something to me...
I get paid on the 1st and 15th. Both fell on Mondays this month. Last pay period I was paid on Thurs (7/28) at midnight (i.e. Friday). But this pay period, I didn’t get paid on Thurs (last night) at midnight even though Monday is the 15th. What the fuck? Do I have to wait until Monday? It is direct deposit, so can they even pay me tonight at midnight or even Sunday at midnight?
Ugh
I shouldn’t have opened my electic bill.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 12, 2011 4:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Subpeona.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Child Support
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
divorce papers
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
feces
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
salty nuts
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
a TOOL album
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 12, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's what the stamp on the envelope looks like:

by booyakasha on Aug 12, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't had a summons in about 2 years. Will probably get one soon
I’ve had about 3 since I was 18. So, 3 in 8 years
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 12, 2011 4:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wait, no
I had one close to a year ago. Guess it will be another year or so.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 12, 2011 4:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I am 27 and have only gotten one at my parents house well after I left the county.
I kinda want to go. I’m on salary, and I’d hope I get a cool case.
i got picked for 2 juries before
one was a murder trial in kaufman county and the other was a meth drug case in downtown dallas
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
convicted of man slaughter
it was not the predimated kind that the prosecution insisted it was. I think the only reason they tried him for capital murder is because he was black and in Kaufman.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Interesting.
I was hoping that you were going to tell us that a witness broke down during cross-ex and admitted that he had done it. Or that a lawyer busted into the courtroom with last second information that would prove the guy innocent.
nope only took 3 days
we deliberated for about an hour, saw the bloody knife tho
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I don't understand why I get summoned so much. I know it's supposed to be random but my father has been summoned once the last ten years.
My brothers 31 and he has been summoned once.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 12, 2011 4:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
well, how many registered voters are in your county?
the odds are 1:registered voters.
/mikeE
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
I know the world is unfair
but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
It's kinda cool.
The first parts boring but once you get in the court room it’s cool. The last one was a girl suing a tote the note dealership. Seemed boring. My first one was a guy who, if I remember correctly, killed his epileptic step son. I was not chosen. They asked me some questions and I ended up telling them about my aunts murder. I had a feeling I wouldn’t be picked. I really wanted to, though.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Aug 12, 2011 4:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Summoned once.
Not chosen, told work I had been, took the day off.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ranking the Coen brothers movies:
http://www.slate.com/id/2300656/
Averaging all of the rankings, you get a list that looks something like this:
1. Fargo
2. Raising Arizona
3. Miller’s Crossing
4. No Country for Old Men
5. The Big Lebowski
6. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
7. True Grit
8. Barton Fink
9. Blood Simple
10. Burn After Reading
11. A Serious Man
12. The Hudsucker Proxy
13. The Man Who Wasn’t There
14. Intolerable Cruelty
15. The Ladykillers
I’d swap 4 and 5, and I didn’t like Barton Fink but did like Hudsucker Proxy, but pretty good list overall.
I've never seen...
3.
9.
10.
11.
13.
14.
15.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yeah I looked at the wiki on it.
Apparently I should watch it.
I don’t even remembering hearing about it… the title sounded vaguely familiar, but I couldn’t have told you what it was about or who was in it.
I thought it was a chick flick based on the title.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
You are both lucky. Ladykillers was awful.
Many people like Blood Simple, but I thought it was boring.
7
I go back and forth on. I’m not sure it’s as great a movie as it is that I just love Bridges in it
It's a good movie.
I enjoyed it.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
4, yes; 3, no.
Though really it’s impossible to pick between Lebowski and Miller’s Crossing. Entirely different beasts.
Good list
I’d put 5 higher and 10 lower.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I need to rewatch Raising Arizona before I say it needs to be lower.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The only one of those I haven't seen is 14.
A quick look at IMDB shows I probably never will.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
crazy flick called CRIMEWAVE was on cable recently
written by the Coens, directed by Sam Raimi, really weird
Ian Kinsler is leading the majors in RotPotA.
I've done my list before
but anyways… Raising WAY down, Serious Man WAY up (as in #1), and I’d put True Grit up a few more spaces… beyond that, I’m largely OK with this.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

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