OFF TOPIC: DAY 16
The Rangers are determined to put Papa John's out of business.
1777
The Revolutionary War battle of Bennington, Vt., won by American forces.
1829
The original Siamese twins, Eng and Chang, arrived in Boston.
1948
Baseball legend Babe Ruth died in New York City at age 53.
1960
Cyprus, the third-largest island in the Mediterranean, became an independent republic.
1962
Algeria was admitted to the Arab League.
1977
Elvis Presley died at Graceland, his Memphis,Tenn., home, from heart failure at age 42.
2003
Former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin died.
Read more: This Day in History: August 16 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1VBoUSXha
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FF 6 is about to be released
They’ve really opened up the flood gate on those since 3. Firebug still won’t work with 5 :(
Herbie was asking about the promo working on the pizza specials.
Instead of regular priced pizzas only.
Herbie said he passed on some complaints from a thread (OT I think) about papa johns
I didn’t see anything before I left work and don’t usually get online at home.
I put my hours in on the weekend, so no idea.
I’ll ask around and find out, but I can’t imagine they changed it. I know some of them were genuniely surprised it worked like that.
Papa John's changed their policy midseason
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
No, but no place like that lets you double up on discounts
And the online ordering system is an absolute piece of shit. It wouldn’t shock me if that was completely unintended.
At least once per day it will just lose credit card payment info for an online order just out of nowhere. This was probably just a loophole.
One of two things happened
Either they didn’t intend to have it work like that, or they didn’t think the Rangers would score 7 runs that often.
I remember when my stores GM told me about the deal telling him how stupid they were for doing that for that very reason, and he didn’t even blink.
I wouldn’t be shocked by either scenario really.
The ad says it is for the entire order
I feel pretty confident that they fucked up and underestimated how often it would occur.
I tend to think they fucked up on the fine print
Entire order generally implies before coupons.
Coupon + 50% off would be doubling up. Who knows though. Somehow something got seriously FUBAR
Papa Johns isn’t a smart company when it comes to things like that.
Is it really a coupon though if it's on the front page of their ordering screen and no 'physical coupon' is required?
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Papa Johns completely fucked up
When they donated they entire nights worth of pizza orders in Metroplex to the Arlington PD motor-jock’s family.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
As in it took 3 hours to get a pizza they were so back-logged
not the thought. I appreciated the idea.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
They severly underestimated
that donating $5 from every pizza sold to the officer’s family after he died on-duty would boost their sales that day. I think they also discounted the pizzas too. It was a nightmare.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Craig Story
January 14th was the accident. Not sure when Papa did their thing but I think it was same week
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think theres much they could've done about that.
It looks like they did it on a Friday to maximize the output going to a charity since Friday is by far the busiest day.
But, on Friday all drivers are already scheduled normally. So even if they thought the volume would increase substantially they wouldn’t have been able do anything about it anyway. They probably should’ve just done it on a Tuesday and gotten fully staffed, but even still. I know I worked that day and this is the first time I’ve heard about it so it was probably a single store phenomenon.
Maybe
It was an Arlington store so maybe they had a bigger volume. No worries. It’s the thought that counts and all that.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't go back after having super cheap pizza
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Not really
Dominoes is cheaper with out the rangers7 coupon
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Cheaper meaning it's a cheap piece of shit pizza
And you’re paying way too much for it, coupon or not.
Papa John's is no better
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Also: I was put on adderall, or generic "Amphetamine Salts"; today is my first day at work on it.
I’m going to do ALL THE WORK.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The RW "y'all mad" pic last night was brilliant...
Is that something you made?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 16, 2011 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh I wish.
I found it on 4Chan of all places. Feel free to copy the URL and use at your leisure. I’m gonna try to work on photoshop skills this fall, and hopefully get some good ones going.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Heh, I actually did work on it this past weekend. Finally getting the hang of it, a bit.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Love me some layer masks and that spot healing brush.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
That's what I need to work on.
I just love being able to shoot high ISO and not completely paying for it with noise later.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I shoot at the lowest ISO possible.
Outside during the days I’m all the way down to 100. High ISO isn’t always a good thing.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I know, ideally I'd like to shoot low ISO if possible.
Those photos from the other night were all at night with just porch lights. First time shooting at 12800 ISO, ever. When I put them into Photoshop, I just sat there and “geehhhhhhhhhh’d” for a good 30 seconds.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How fast was the shutter going at that point?
And what F-stop were you at?
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
F 1.8
and I believe I was at 1/100, but I’d have to check when I get home to be sure.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah the highest on my camera is 1600.
But I make it work.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Camera Eye test vs Camera Sabermetrics
Discuss…
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
My eye test told me I took perfect pictures the other night while outside at night
When I got on the computer, the data proved otherwise.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, less is definitely more when starting out.
A few times with this camera, I ended up over my head when trying to play around with settings. There’s a lot of great features, but you have to learn the rules before you can break them.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
/art school
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
/film school
/same difference
/so much debt
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
symetry is most important
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I think I see the problem here.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
NOT LITERALLY THOUGH
I wish to make that quite clear
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
ugh
i would love to have an RX for that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
this = best thing ever.
just saying.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
good luck sir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
For all of you Ticket listeners...
Were any of you listening yesterday at around 4:00 when Mike Rhyner called Michael Young, “PADMY”?
Looks like the old gray wolf lurks in the shadows of LSB………maybe he will learn something.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 16, 2011 8:03 AM CDT reply actions
I did notice that
And, while I guess theres no official pronunciation, I always assumed it would go down as PADME vs PADMIE
sean bass has an account here.
not saying they steal stuff, but they would be dumb not to be here. this is a great place to get a good pulse on what ranger fans think and say.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
But that would indicate actual work and research
instead if just mailing it in for the last ten years. I do love BaD radio though. Bob is the hardest working man in Sports Talk business. I do give him a hard time for excoriating the Rangers offense the day they hung 30 on the O’s a few years back, but he does work hard and I still like to listen to that show when I am working in the DFW area
I saw him out and The Barley House last year and asked him that very question.
He’s definitely a reader – I don’t know about all the OT Threads, but they give AJM his props from time to time.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
So happy to be back in the OT thread
I may have convinced my friend to join LSB too, so another girl may make her way here at some point.
Also, I definitely brought to work with me the baseball Mike Maddux threw to me on Sunday.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
Did you tell her how horrible of people we all are ahead of time?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh yes
I warned her of the tough initiation
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll get the goat...
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I think she'll fit right in though
She may or may not have yelled “Show me your Napstick” once or twice at Napoli.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
No worries.
Sounds like she’ll fit right in.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Real Rangers fan
She lives in Northern CA and has a license plate that says RNGRS 10. She gets plenty of middle fingers and thumbs down for that.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Sweet
It seems pretty rare these days that new people are primary fans, and not just following because football hasn’t started
She couldn't care less about football
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
Well-played
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep
That’s it. :) And at our hotel on Saturday, she was parked right next to a car with plates that read “LUVM A’S”
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh...
Poor jenduf.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
i thought she already posted here
but you need to warn her to tone it down about 100% on the FOTF love.
seriously. or she will get crucified.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
or JW will sneak up behind her and try to bang her
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
she is a HUGE FOTF fan
i think she may have blocked me last year for some things i said + got superpissed when i dissed the shit out of MY when he demanded a trade
let me just get this out of the way: i was wrong. he isnt (yet) washed up.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
good job
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
No question
She loves Michael Young, but she recognizes his defensive inadequacies.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
just warn her lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
ive been working on a friend who is a girl to get in the OT threads
without luck…
then again where she works cracks down hard core on browsing @ work…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Local radio station did a nice job of recognizing Thome's 600th today
Listed how many players had reached the feat before him and that only Babe Ruth needed fewer ABs to get the milestone. Incredible.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
Possibly the worst "music" video this year..
University of Alabama sorority recruitment rap…I bet you’re a proud alumni TnT
http://www.break.com/index/most-embarrassing-vid-of-2011-sorority-recruitment-2117198
I'm embarrassed for them.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Beat you to the punch last night, fool!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
So, you're saying Rebecca Black is off the hook for the worse video?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 16, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Ahhh...I couldn't watch it....
Just hearing that makes me cringe…..
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 16, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
blechk
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
NEW COMMUNITY TALK
http://tv.ign.com/articles/118/1187570p1.html
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh, and for those who were not in the GDTs last night
Here’s a link to my game photos from the trip
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
damn..flickr is blocked at work
I’ll have to check them out later on…..i bet it was a blast.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
There's one of Elvis, Michael, Ian and Mitch
in which it looks like Elvis and Michael as posing for you.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
are* not as
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I noticed that too
Perhaps they were. Who knows? :)
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
And you also caught the Mike Adams velociraptor arm.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
This one

-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha I just happened to look at FP's facebook where I saw your page
and subsequently noticed that among your favorite athletes, the C.J. Wilson listed is the DE for the Packers.
Not sure if it’s intentional, but I think it’s awesome.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
LOL
That’s hilarious. That was not intentional. I need to change that. Obviously FB thought I meant the football player C.J. Wilson
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
As a Packers fan, I especially enjoy it,
but it also just looks fantastic to see like 9 Rangers current or former Rangers players listed and then a Packers player wedged randomly in there.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Ha ha
I just fixed it. Sorry to break your heart.
P.S. My parents are Packers fans, so I’ve got nothing against them, BTW.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
are we not FB friends, RF?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You're not on the list
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
heh
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Apparently I'm not either though
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
We are Poop Chute Rodriguez, but you never acknowledge me.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I must not know your human name
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
This leads me to believe you just go around accepting anybody who sends a friend request.
This is how you get cyber butthole violated!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
heh
I probably looked at mutual friends and saw that it was someone from LSB and that I’d use my detective skills to figure it out.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Also
I’m kind of disappointed I got NO comments on my custom Boomstick 17 shirt. Guess I’ll have to break it out again sometime.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
so you felt safe in Oakland?
How was the Sacramento experience? Or is it posted somewhere?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I felt perfectly safe in Oakland
So many Rangers fans. Someone would have had my back. Lacy and I made friends with a security guard too.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Good grief
Who was Round Rock playing in those photos. That is the ugliest uniform in uniform history. Even uglier than the old Astro rainbow unis. Were they playing a prison team?
Sacramento River Cats
They do sporadic wild animal print uniforms. Friday night was Zebras, apparently but yeah, it looked like a prison uni.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Get to go to the Flying Saucer tonight after a long hiatus.
i fucking love that place.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
If they have any Jester King beers
Try them. Little brewery out of Austin. Making some badass beers.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Jester King?
done. also, what are they making? IPA’s?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Wytchmaker Rye Pale Ale is the only one i know of
Had Rahr Stormking at the brewery Saturday. Another solid beer.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Their Impy Stout is good too. Actually now in my top two Imp. Stouts next to Ten-Fidy.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool. I'll have to try them because I live in the area.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of them, which is kind of surprising to me.
as wittless just did, if anyone has any beer suggestions for me this evening,
I will gladly try them.
my limit is about 13 or 14 though, so not all suggestions are going to make the cut
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Dark Side of the Moon
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Seriously try this.
Guinness layered over Blue Moon.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Why not just a Black and Tan?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Agreed
Guinness over Bass Pale Ale. Only way to do it if you’re making beer cocktails.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
So is mixing beers actually good?
I’ve never tried it and it just doesn’t seem like it would be a great idea.
Some are
Love me some black and tans.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Keystone + Natty Ice = mind blowingly awesome
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME!
I’m a sherpa on your journey to enlightenment
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Blue Moon + Vodka + Lemonade.
Summer Beer.
So much win.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I ordered a beer suicide once at an Alehouse in Orlando.
While I can’t recall an exact taste, I seem to remember it not being as horrible as it sounded on paper.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i love steel reserve
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
what about steel home?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
huh?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
bold flavors
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Ew. Just ew.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Rahr Blonde plus Rahr Red is called a strawberry blonde
it’s pretty good and they serve it at the Ballpark
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Me and jls4
Thank you kindly for the Rahr Brewery tour rec. Had a blast. Didn’t you say the brewery could be rented for a few hours with all you can drink for a relatively low price?
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
$350 for 40 people to drink for 3 hours
All you can drink… and you can bring in catering too.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
And everyone gets a Rahr glass to take home
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap that's an awesome deal.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Mid December
Witt(less)/jls4rangers combo b-day party at Rahr. It’s happening.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm there
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Done.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
aww, that's cute.
you know each other’s birthdays!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
usually on first date's you find out about the person,
it makes complete sense
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
for their birthday, they will touch penises
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
heh I was thinkin the exact same thing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
(Delete this is need be.)

I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
by drummermoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
They must have large curvatures
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
12/22 here
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
my birthday says hello as well
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Mine too
12/10
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
apparently LSB is full of december babies
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
LSB is full of kids whose parents were climbing up Fuck Mountain in March
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
holy shit thats so cheap
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I assume the price is the same
I haven’t done one since March
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
ok so when we doin this? lol.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Play offs
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
There's a Leinenkugel mix like this they serve at Miller Park (I think)
which my friend enjoyed
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
A watered down stout over the top of a piss-poor flavorless whaet beer
No
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
You're totally a beer snob
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Heh
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
wait what?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
The one in Addison??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
come on, man. get serious. the one in ft. worth
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Addison has a better beer selction
But I like Ft. Worth’s atmosphere.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Addison has Red Hot Chili Peppers cover bands.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
awesome!
Addison it is!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Some of the cover bands that play there make me want to kill myself.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Anything not in Denton makes you want to kill yourself.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
and denton sucks a dick
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
see max's comment below.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Also if that were completely true, I'd be dead by now.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
98% of cover bands make me want to kill myself.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
what about the Billy Joel Experience?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I drown out the noise
I’m there for the beer.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Boomer Jack's trip within the next 2 weeks?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
done.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
FYI
the post below this one has breaking bad spoilers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
It does???
/forumdick
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
That title's taken.
Actually, there’s a considerable waiting list.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
heh
i thought were going w/ a 48 hour thing for spoilers anyway :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I rounded up.
But it’s only fair… Wednesday (or any third morning) shall henceforth be the new spoiler day.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
gracias good sir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
So what's going on with Mike and Jesse?
Is he training his replacement because he’s ready to retire? Why did Gus set up that heist for Jesse to foil? Why was it important he came out to look like a hero? Just so Jesse will buy into something and feel a little ownership? Maybe Gus and Mike see that they’re not going anywhere so they’d better make the best of it… I’m still very suspicious of Gus’s motives.
Awesome ending though. I always thought it’d be Walt to take down Gus but maybe the DEA can do that for him. Fucking Walt and his ego; Hank was finally getting some closure but Walt just couldn’t let him have it. Even if it meant possibly outing himself, Walt wasn’t going to let Gene get the credit.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what. the. fuck?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Breaking Bad.
Obviously you don’t watch it.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Gus is a good boss
he set up the fake jacking to boost Jesse’s confidence AND to pull him back from the crazy dopesex hole he dug for himself and back into the business. Now Jesse feels like more of a valuable part of the business and won’t act as recklessly
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You could tell people before you post spoilers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I thought we came up with a rule that Tuesday we would discuss BB?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yes, it was decided that 48 hours was ample time
but sorry, I should have indicated spoilers just the same
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Mike & Jesse
I think Gus is playing both the short and long game here: by making Jesse feel important, it’ll snap him out of his current funk. And long term, getting Jesse more involved, and tied to Mike, serves to potentially drive a wedge between Jesse and Walt, which undermines Walt’s leverage against Gus.
But now that Walt’s indirectly put Hank on Gus’ trail, Gus’ plan may be all for naught.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
using Jesse to gain leverage over Walt is a very interesting idea
turn Jesse into a company man and Walt has less power.
Don’t forget about this, though…Los Pollos Hermanos donated a bunch of money to Hank after he got capped. I’m sure that’s somehow going to come into play as Hank gets closer to Gus.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I wonder if there's actually another hermano...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I always thought the Pollos Hermanos were the Nellie Cruz twins
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
SPOILERS YOU FUCK
AT LEAST PUT IT IN THE HEADLINE.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
SPOILER ABOVE!!!!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So if you guys know why if you never hear from me again after today
I got a call a few minutes ago from my wife, who is at Walmart. For those who don’t know, she’s 8.5 months pregnant and has been having fairly intense contractions just about every day for the last week. When they happen, she basically has to stop moving and wait for them to pass.
So she’s at Walmart with my daughter picking up a few things for the new baby’s room when she started having a contraction. She stood in place on an aisle for what she says was about a minute, and a lady who was apparently upset that she was in the way FUCKING RAMMED HER IN THE STOMACH WITH HER GROCERY CART. Some whore just fucking rammed an 8.5 month pregnant woman in the stomach with a grocery cart because she was in the way at Walmart. Unfuckingbelievable.
She (my wife) said it wasn’t hard enough to really hurt her and she’s not concerned about the baby, but still. Who the fuck does that?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fucking Wal-Mart, man.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Aug 16, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
She said the lady took off and never said a word to her except for "EXCUSE ME" after she did it.
My wife isn’t a very confrontational person in situations like that, so she was probably too shocked to respond.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
wal-mart
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you mean which Walmart in Tyler?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Broadway south of the loop.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Man, that's not even the redneck Wal Mart (insert joke here)
I wonder if it was a white trash person, or just an entitled Tyler bitch
Shit, which one is the redneck one?
On Troup highway?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think it's safe to say that every Wal Mart is the redneck one.
Btw, I can’t imagine how fucking pissed you were when she told you what happened. I would have wanted to hunt the bitch down.
WTF is wrong with people?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
If I had merely seen that
I would have grabbed the largest, heaviest wok I could find and started beating the lady.
no you wouldnt have
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
you wouldnt have done anything
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Most people wouldn't in that situation because it's so outrageous.
I think people overestimate their responses in situations like that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i do, too.
obviously it sucks, but you (not you, because being the husband you would have gone apeshit i’m guessing) probably would have just been like, “what the fuck just happened?” and then you would have gone on your way
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I've confronted a chick for shoving a pregnant lady before at a concert
I don’t think I would have just let her walk away without having said something. Beating her was obvious hyperbole.
I have a legit worry that if something like that ever happens to my wife while I'm around
I’m gonna snap with reality for a second and before I know it, my gun’s gonna be sticking up someone’s nostril
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
probably not
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I can understand that.
Seeing something happen to a loved one like that right in front of you is a completely different story.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
some assface in a car almost ran me, wife and son over in a grocery store parking lot
hand went for it, but then brain said “man, this isn’t a real smart idea…if you shoot him, then no one will be there to put a foot on the brake and you’ll get run over for sure”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
She just wanted to push her back towards the fish section
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't even know what this means.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I assume she is a fish too
don’t tell me you did some cross species impregnating
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not actually a fish.
That’s what my name is Aquaman, not Aquafish.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
so, like, how long can you hold your breath?
are you a merman?
is your wife a mermaid?
do your kids have fins?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Merpeople don't exist anymore.
I made sure of that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i dont even know what this means
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
he killed/ate them
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
have you ever tried to eat a merperson?
it’s extrememly difficult.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
If only there were animals in the ocean extremely adept at eating things that look somewhat like humans.
Perhaps they could have many rows of serrated teeth and be hyper-sensitive to the presence of blood in water.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
you're a shark?!?!?!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yes or no?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I would have driven there myself and run over the bitch.
That’s fucked man, sorry.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
She was there yesterday and someone bumped her on accident
The guy spent ten minutes trying to apologize to her about it and she told him it was no problem.
WTF is wrong with people at Walmart?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
East Texas is full of idiots
There are some great people here, but some real idiots also
Low IQs
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
i never shop at wal-mart. can't even go in that place.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Accidents happen. I'm sure the guy felt terrible; that's understandable.
But malicious intent? On a pregnant woman? That’s just ridiculous.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
probably an angels fan
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
OMG thats crazy
what a fuckface
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
*choot her
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
i love america
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
this is sarcasm by the way
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
No shit.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
by drummermoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
shut up, bob
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
rude
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh come off it.
You’re rude to people all the damn time and no one gives you shit for it for the most part.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
shit just got real
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
word
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i'm gonna go hide in the fucking corner for a little bit,
so i dont get attacked
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, you better.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
Unbelievable.
Hope everything’s ok, and that the other bitch gets four flat tires today.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
if it's not too late, call the police and see if Wal Mart will detain the fucking idiot
a few hours in the pokey for A&B would certainly be better than nothing.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
eh
there’s only so much you can do with a tape. Yes, Wal Mart is like a fucking casino with their camera system, so it’s probably on video, but if the suspect is gone you have to find someone who will give you an ID on her, which doesn’t happen all that often.
In a normal circumstance, a cop would see an A&B of someone pushing a shopping cart into another person as a BS timewaste. However, I think I speak for all police when I say that throw a pregnant-ready-to-burst woman into the role of the victim and we’d start getting creative to see if we could make a case for A&B w/ a Dangerous Weapon charge..
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
u could get a positive ID with credit card or debit card usage.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
if Wal Mart would release that without a subpoena
which they won’t
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
She's still at the store.
She said she was going to tell a manager about it, but I’ll call to make sure.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Please tell your wife I am so sorry!
I hope she’s okay. My God, my jaw just hit the ground. Absolutely horrible. I would have been shocked too.
by jls4Rangers on Aug 16, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
She swears she's ok and that it was more startling than anything else.
I don’t think we’re talking a ramming by the CSS Virginia here. But I appreciate your concern.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Even if she's physically fine,
that’s still horrible. Being 8.5 months pregnant is horrible enough. In this heat. at walmart. What the hell?? Why aren’t you doing this shit for her? j/k
I was in labor walking around Babies R Us while trying to pretend that I wasn’t because I needed the carseat RIGHT THEN. And I knew if my husband knew I was in labor he would freak out and I’d never get the carseat. So I understand a little of what she’s going through.
by jls4Rangers on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
We keep thinking "Ok, he's coming tonight" from her contractions intensifying, but then right as we get ready to go to the hospital they level off.
We were sure he was going to come three different times last week, but he’s still in there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Things that sound dirty but aren't ....
Seriously, congrats on the impending Aqua baby.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Thanks.
Yeah, the text line of that post sounds pretty dirty in almost any context except that one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
sorry man :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
You know, Aqua, you and I get at each others' throats a lot
But, I got your back on this one.
TDT, Jihad, and myself will take care of the dirty work, GB will alter the autopsy to make it look like an accident, and I’m sure we can find some kind of lawyer on LSB or SBN to make this whole thing dissapear in a sea of red tape.
Call me crazy.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 16, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Ol' Bob and I can fuck up the investigation
and the lawyer can bring in Loblaw’s lack of credibility from his love of extinct animal sex organs. that and owling on his desk.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
This actually made me laugh.
Because I imagined you guys specifically attempting to bungle an investigation.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's blike a modern day version of "Car 54, Where Art Thou?"
Ha!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 16, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
damn spelling
*like
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 16, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you're confusing the show title with the Cohens' "Brother, Where Are you?"
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I can ramble on and on about finding Fibonacci numbers at the crime scene and attempting to show that the blood evidence spells out phrases used by the Zetas like "Plata o Bala" (silver or lead)
trying to show this is some massive murder conspiracy by drug-running Masonic Templars and then Witt(less) can show up with gravy on his tie and a shirt where he miss buttoned the buttons…no jury in the world would take us seriously.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
wearing a sombrero
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I am going to go to wal mart in tyler and get that security tape then REVENGE PREGNANT MURDER
that stupid bitch
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 10:12 AM CDT reply actions
chapter one of the book
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
My high school metal band was called Revenge Pregnant Murder
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Going tomorrow to sign my lease
move in date is the 26th. This will be my first lease, first apartment, etc. Been renting a room from a friend’s house, but nothing like this. So stoked right now.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
how old are you?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
20
turning 21 in just over a month
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Strip club?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
haha
no. not my thing. i have a few places in mind for some fun, but not too much.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
what?
i dont even…
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
you don't have to
i enjoy some good fun just like everyone else here. but strip clubs aren’t my thing. plus, i don’t make enough to waste a night at one right now.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Strip clubs suck...
it’s like sitting down at a buffet and being told you can’t eat.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
agreed
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
or, according to IANF, being told that, in addition to the $7.99 you have to pay to look at the buffet, you'll have to pay an additional $200 to eat
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
where at? and i bet my apt is bigger... 425 square feet.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Is there a square inch in that apt that does NOT contain traces of semen?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
ther fucking better be as i have sat on his couch
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Your ass is probably pregnant then.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, you KNOW the couch is loaded...
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
well damn.
maybe i dont want to sleep on his couch.
guess i will be bringing a hazmat suit for wedgfest lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
525 sq ft
and a place over by UT Dallas
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
My mom lives right over there, in the Canyon Creek area.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i know that area a little bit
not real well though.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
enjoy masturbating whenever you want
in the living room with a bowl of ceral next to you.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hopefully set off to the side far enough
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Man, isn't that the best?
What I hate is when you’re done masturbating and you’re just kind of sitting there not cleaned up yet and you switch tabs or something on the computer to facebook and there’s pictures of someone’s kids staring back at you.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
the best part about living alone
was if the mood struck me, I’d just work it out there.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
How much would you say your spank activity has been decreased since 1.) marriage
and 2.) kid ?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
not a lot
just have to be sneakier
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Do you have like Victoria's Secret magazines hidden in your AC vent in the bathroom or something?
I don’t know what would happen if I couldn’t crank off once or twice a day.
I think from the time I was 11 or 12, I haven’t gone more than 2, MAYBE 3 days without strangling my special little guy.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I got an iPhone and some headphones hidden in the bathroom
my wife thinks I have some kind of serious GI problem cause I’m always holed up in the bathroom all the time. But I’m not taking a nap DadBoner style
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
headphones?
Screw sound. It’s all the same.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
gotta have sound
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I need sound
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
No way man.
Sound is essential.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Surround sound.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
This is the most pathetic thing I've ever read in my life.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You're just jealous
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
x
1)Marriage-decrease
2)kid-Increase
3)kid 2-Through the roof
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
this
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yep
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Because the change in sex was probably the opposite at each stage.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Heh
My parents gave me a framed photo of them a few years back. I was going to put it on my bookshelf in the bedroom, but then I thought, “I do a lot of things in here that I really don’t want my parents seeing, even if it’s just a photo of them.”
So yeah, it’s in a box somewhere now.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
it's a photograph
they can’t really see you
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
unless they put a camera in the frame
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
not likely
My dad still hasn’t figured out how to clear his e-mail inbox.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Shit just got real - your life will never be the same again..
Som many new challenges and adventures.. “Oh the places you’ll go”
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
x
ProfessorParks Jason Parks
For those #Rangers fans that have been asking: Yes, I would rather pay $5M for Mazara than Bell. I will always take the higher ceiling.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
x
keithlaw keithlaw
Bell. RT @Turkey_Run: Who would you rather have at a $5 mil signing bonus,16 year old Nomar Mazara or 18 year old Josh Bell? #Rangers
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Im gonna shuffle through the office today... need some coffee? shuffle.
need to warm up my lunch? shuffle to the break room.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 10:28 AM CDT reply actions
everyday you need to be shuffling, shuffling.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
everyday I'm shuffli'n..everyday I'm shufflin'..
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
shuffle real hard
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by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
5 knuckle shuffle
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
x
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i need a name for my office fantasy football team
the funnier the better
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Fear Boners
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
farve from over
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
flagged.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
hehehe
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
now flagged for saying "hehehe."
all that’s missing is a winky face.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
you guys need to get a fucking room
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
flagged for homophobia.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
flagged for gay
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
WhereforeArtThouRomo?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
haha
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
DrivDrunker
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
has potential
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
DrunkAndDrive
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Heavy Burtation
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The McNair Affair
/too soon?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
oh i like that
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
It was mine last year...
/waytoofuckingsoon
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Brochocinco
Ima use this.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
PTO says otherwise, Brocho.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Pardon The Orgasm?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Parent Teacher Organization
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Paralegaling
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I wish you had suspenders, and talked about how you're "no fancy big city lawyer"
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm just a caveman...
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Vodka Tampons
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 16, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No way that's actual gameplay...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
holy shit
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn, that does look pretty good.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure they'll use a flight system like in Ace Combat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Never played it.
That video makes me want a PC capable of playing BF3 at the highest level so badly. 64 player matches is going to be utterly insane.
Underrated game.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Excellent.
I’m on a hell of a run in BFBC2 lately, probably because there are so few people playing it these days. But damn it if I don’t still love that game.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
thats a video game?!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Largely about battlefields.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I believe they've had games of every time period, but lately they've focused on modern day.
It’s an incredible series without a lot of the bullshit in multiplayer that the COD series absolutely loves.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Do you play on console or PC?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
PS3.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So it's worth it?
I was really unimpressed by Black Ops.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, not worth it. But a good series?
How’s the single player?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
COD's single player is probably better than BFBC2's was.
The story was better.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Is there a difference between BFBC and just normal BF?
I’ll be honest, a good single-player goes a long way for me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
BFBC is more squad-based in the multiplayer.
Not nearly as much as SOCOM was in the single-player, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oooooh I do like co-op.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
damn
this may be a winner for me then
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
is it going to be on steam?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope
EA’s pulling a bitch ass move with their PC stuff.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
to be fair
it is a steam thing…but yeah. good luck driving the market via your shitty origin system EA.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
It's them intentionally violating the Steam rules
so Steam pulls the game and EA can say “Hey we didn’t want the game pulled, it’s all big bad Valve’s fault”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
this is the truth (huge valve/steam fan here)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
stumble outta bed and i stumble in the kitchen
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
needs moar shuffalin
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I've none to shuf.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So apparently they're working on a remake of the Munsters
According to here.
On one hand… remakes… but on the other hand, if there’s one person that I’ll watch just about anything from, it’s Bryan Fuller… and I’ve read elsewhere that GDT is exec. producing. I trust those two men entertainment-wise.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
wow good luck w/ that remake
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
this has "sucksass" written all over it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Did you say you were at Alpha and Montfort?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Past Alpha...
Before Spring Valley
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
On Southern??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
im thinking like across from jos a bank on alpha
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
He just said he was past Alpha
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
well maybe if he would answer us... if its past alpha he lives in lil mexico
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
The next left after southern...
Across from Bob’s storage and Johnson’s cleaners.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Truf
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
hahahahha i have a slampiece currently residing there.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
you drive a black mustang?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Next time you walk in her apt...
Say, “yeah this is nice, but bigtill’s is nicer” Then she’ll have neighbor envy.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Dude.
I could throw a fucking baseball from my apt to yours.
What’s that complex called?
And when are you going to get permission to come out with us?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
That's strictly mountains.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
exactly.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
For as much of my childhood as I spent watching that show
it sure was unfunny.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
this
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I need help deciding on my lunch spot
Which Wich or Jimmy John’s
by drizzle on Aug 16, 2011 11:18 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
JJ has the night club or whatever it's called.
That thing is the truth.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Not a fan of the gargantuan?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
the Italian Night Club is a pretty great sandwich
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
JJ
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
WW
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
If you're going sandwiches, the only answer other than Jimmy John's is Jason's Deli.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
McAlisters is gross
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Dude.
McAlister’s is the fucking Detroit Lions of deli restaurants.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
My daughter eats there for a dollar.
That makes sure I’m going to eat there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
the only good reason to eat there
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
this this this this
it’s one of the only sandwich-type places where I know for a fact I can make a better sandwich in my kitchen. It’s just bleh.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Subway would like a word with you...
Subway is the Oakland Raiders of the sandwich community.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Ugh, subway.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Can't stand the smell of Subway.
puke
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I can go ape on some Subway. I love them.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I can make a shit sandwich at home thank you very much...
Fuck Jay Glazer
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
WW
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
WW
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Jimmy John's is not very good
but at least they deliver
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Aug 16, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
????
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Jap Anus Relations
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Agree
the bread is good, but the fillings (in particular the veggies) leave a lot to be desired in both quality and quantity.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
JJ
Italian Night Club is tasty
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Well, it's far from a consensus but WW here I come
Although now I have something new to try next time I head to JJ’s
by drizzle on Aug 16, 2011 11:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lunch
5oz of shrimp cocktail and 10 saltine crackers.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
left over pork chop made into sandwich
with left over potatoes and green beans made into left over potatoes and green beans
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
do you make up your own diet for p90x or do you follow the guidelines?
also, how much weight have you lost… or body fat % or whatever your going for.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
their diet is really confusing to me, so I made up my own based on their nutritional guidelines
and I think I need to change things up (add more calories for a while) because I think my body has adjusted to my low cal intake and has slowed my metabolism down to a crawl (a physiologial response to keep you from starving to death). Since I started P90X last Feb, down 30 lbs, unknown body fat percentage…prob. around 10% or so
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i just ordered all my products for my what will be a 55 day cutting phase
before Aruba…. then im gonna do another 45 days after.. then try to finish up everything after the 1st of the year.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
products?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
On the shitter?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
is there any other place?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Blackened mahi mahi,
a side of carrots, a side salad, and a piece of pie.
Better than usual fare at the cafeteria today.
ive had mahi mahi cut open on the deck of a boat 30 seconds after bing caught and seered 10 seconds each
side served only with sea salt, fresh cracked pepper and a lemon…. one of the best meals ever
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
gross
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i also like swordfish instead of mahi lately... i like the firmer texture.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I like swordfish
but it gets overcooked too often… the delicious firm texture has a tendency to turn tough and rubbery if over cooked/over rested
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I really only like fresh fish seered for about 30-45 seconds on each side
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
that's generally how it should be done
swordfish steaks come too thick for that often, so the outside will overcook while still trying to warm the inside (just in my experience)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's wonderful...
But it’s bad for you.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
what swordfish? its a pretty lean...
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
It's high in mercury.
From what I’ve been told.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
not enough to hurt you i dont think
unless the fish swalled a thermometer or something
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that's like all fish these days
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Scratch that...
Bad for pregnant bitches, carry on with your swordfishery.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Swordfish is my favorite fish
It’s like steak
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
leftover hot wings
dry so I’ll have to make the sauce.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
And I won lunch...
Two large slices of Napoli’s pizza leftover from co workers who couldn’t eat all of it. Didn’t have to leave, didn’t have to pay.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
What did it cost me?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
El Pollo Regio chicken
Half chicken meal is $7.99, half price for being such a well-dressed customer…
Get half a grilled chicken, rice, beans and tortillas and the greatest hot sauce known to man.
Ate the thigh and leg yesterday, get the breast and win today. Two lunches for <$4.00 = Lunch win
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
So as I stated earlier, I'm moving into my apartment for the first time on Aug. 26
What I didn’t state is that the only thing I have left to set up and decide on is tv/internet. My options are Time Warner or ATT Uverse. Please give me some tips and pointers. I set up a package for ATT that would be non HD tv and a total of $123 a month when everything returned in 6 months to standard rates. Looking into time warner now.
Thoughts? experiences? concerns i should have?…
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
U100, sports package (extra $10 a month, but i'm going to watch my rangers, damn it!)
elite internet, dvr, non hd.
intro rate of $98 a month, but I never like looking at intro rates
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Elite internet is over rated.
You don’t need as much speed as you think.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
oh, my only requirement is that I have FSSW (for rangers games)
can access facebook and LSB, and have a DVR
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
*dvr isn't a requirement, just a preference
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
say no to TWC.. dont even call them.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I really don't have a problem with them...
When you consider how much more expensive directv is.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I have TWC because its the most inexpensive.. but god it sucks.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Well yeah when you compare them to the others...
But it’s cheap, lots of HD channels and I’m not paying an arm and a leg for shit. It’s the best of the rest.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
are you saying you'd rather go without internet/tv
than go with TWC?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
not at all.. I have TWC and they suck... my apt wont let me have any other
carrier for cable.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
that bites
ok. well whats so horrible about them? anything specific or just a bad company all the way around?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I could've gotten a better signal with a rabbit ears antenna during the game last night
My signal/audio are always going in and out (paging Officer Bob)
well i went from verizon FIOS to TWC basic cable....
I guess you get the channels you want/movies you want… its just a dinosaur of a system IMO… I hate how they “pre-bill” too.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah that's kind of fucked...
But I went from Uverse to TWC, and really didn’t give two shits when I did…It didn’t have that bad of an effect on me to where I’d say they suck. Dish fucking sucks.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds high for Uverse
We pay $123 for U200, DVR, HD, and Internet (Elite, I think?). Plus we got like $200 when we signed up.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
And I tnink our intro rates were $105-ish
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
U100 with sports package
2 receivers, dvr, non hd. showing i’ll get $250 when I sign up
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
was planning on it
but for $7 a month, I can keep one in my bedroom and leave the old crappy tv in the living room for when guests come over
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
avoid Time Warner like your life fucking depended on it.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I have had both, and the price is very similar.
So it boils down to who gives you the better experience. I like AT&T better. I don’t know if Time Warner has changed, but when I was with them, you could not access your DVR online. AT&T lets you do that, so if you forget to set up something to record, you can just hop online and set it up away from home. I also like that you can record 3 HD programs at once, instead of just 2 with TWC. All-in-all, I just like AT&T’s setup better.
a buddy of mine who has UVerse says there's a free smartphone app where you can watch your ty from your phone/iPad/whatnot
and it’s free. I thought that was pretty cool, fwiw.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yeah TWC has that too
not sure about ATT’s rules but for TWC it only works if you’re connected to your home internet
fuck time warner
Uverse = great.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
is FIOS an option?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
no :(
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
dang
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 16, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
at this point i've settled on uverse
just trying to get the right package for me and go from there
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
"just trying to get the right package for me and go from there"
twss
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Uverse
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
uhh,
firstly, upgrade to HD. duh.
secondly, go with uverse. duh.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 16, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
you donating the HD TV?
cause I dont have one and dont have the money to get one at the moment
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
yikes
sick bastards like this are why I became a cop. That and free 7-Eleven Big Gulps.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hah I just retweeted that.
This dude is fucked up in the head.
The prosecutor told jurors they would hear from investigators who searched Garbarini’s home and found thousands of diapers, many of them dirty. Investigators also found a cage where Garbarini said he slept in diapers because the cage door was controlled by someone on the Internet, she said.
Investigators also found a bedroom decorated in a princess theme with Snow White bedding on a toddler bed. [The prosecutor] said the bed also had shackles.
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
yeah
where do you think I got it from? DUH!!!! hahahahaha…I should follow them, just in case I move back at some point….
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
thats gross.
what other discounts do you get? 10% at dennys?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
since I eat at home, I'm not really up on all of them
I think we get free Starbucks, half-off at Chilis, McDs, Bueno, Taco Bell and IHoP
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You also get a great parking spot at Fry's
you lucky bastard
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
you mean the fire lane?
heh….I have a personal rule: if I’m somewhere on “business” (picking up a shoplifter, responding to a call, getting stuff for work, etc) I’ll park in the fire lane. But if I’m there getting something for me (usually some small amount of groceries or protein bars) I park in the regular spaces.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Unlike the idiot that worked at my station
Went to a bank on personal business in a squad and parked in a handicap spot. All video too…
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know why
but Fry’s has parking spots reserved for police only. Its bull shit because they are always empty and right in front of the store.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Ding!
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
so then they won't tow me if I park there next time?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Private company
Their rules. I’m sure they have a towing company on call.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
gotchya
so I must make my trip at Fry’s short enough to get in and out before they see what I’ve done, call the towing company, and then have him get there and start towing me away.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Sounds good to me.
Good luck.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
on an unrelated note
can you spot me 175 bucks?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
So, I've been thinking about buying OOTP 12 just for the online leagues,
does anybody play those? Is it worth a shit? The only thing holding me back is that it’s a lot of fucking money for a damn text based game.
Love me some OOTP but I haven't made the jump to 12
and don’t know when or if I will.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Yeah, but apparently 12 makes it right into the interface
where you don’t even have to do any importing or exporting. That’s huge.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
When Doctor Who meets the art world (you can click on the image to read about it)
I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
I say "Fuck you, Ubuntu"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
you should know the answer to that
if you’re using ubuntu
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got it in a VM instance for two reasons:
1) clang and the like
2) working with Linux/Solaris servers on the shell
I don’t know shit about the backend stuff of it anymore.
Serious question...
Is there a better, more user friendly alternative?
...and though an autumn-time lullaby sang our newborn love to sleep...
Not that I know of,
but I haven’t really followed it since getting out of school. Amazing how much less interested I became when it became strictly a tool to me.
not to my knowledge
i love ubuntu. tried a few others, but none that i tried were any good for what i needed
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Aug 16, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on, man
that’s not really funny
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I knew this would happen...
I was merely trying to point out how much Sugarland sucks. I don’t wish them bodily harm.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not angry about it, but I don't think jokes are appropriate either
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Aug 16, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i want to punch the lead singer of sugarland in her freaking throat
then set her pubes on fire and bicycle in her in the vagina “flaming pele”
anyways.. i really hate her and her voice.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
So nasaly...
So obnoxious, not hot.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Because once you've done an Alaskan Pipeline...
It’s impossible to go back to something as pedestrian as a golden shower.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Aug 16, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
It's kind of funny with the college football conference draft...
I was considering proposing we do an all time baseball player draft with a few people here… I did one on another site I’m on and it was fun as hell.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
As part of my computer being stupid while I'm trying to get my Ubuntu VM updated,
I’m stuck using VI for some file edits on some servers.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
don't forget to check the inline specs on the rotary girders
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Let's bring back 'doy'
like someone asks you if the Rangers are awesome, and you’ll be all like “No doy.”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm not sure this was ever "IN" to bring back
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It should be put in
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
alternate history print store, Mike E signs the declaration of independence

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Dude...
Even some of these glamour shot don’t make this shit look good.
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/09/10/1007_americas_fattiest_fast_foods/13.htm
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Doctor, this thread's flat lining!
Paddles.

Clear!
COME ON, DAMMIT!

Look!

Doctor, you’ve done it!

That’s a hand…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
In the PGT last night, we talked about placement of autographs
Here’s the one I was looking for to show the most common place players seem to scrawl their name …

(I don’t know why it’s coming out sideways, I swear I rotated it.)
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
Ticket doing Beltre "OH SHIT" audio right now.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
so I didn't see it
what exactly was he saying
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
He was literally saying "OH SHIT! OH SHIT!"
over and over again.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
vimeo removed it
either that or its just not working for me (I’m out of the country now)
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
that sucks.
it was fairly entertaining. He’d yell Oh shit almost anytime someone made contact with the ball.
Had my last day of lifeguarding yesterday.
Now I can actually keep up with the rangers till I start college. feels good man.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
by The Hutch on Aug 16, 2011 2:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
When asked the other night was a bady kicking felt like,
my pregnant sister-in-law replied that it felt like ‘when you fart in a pool and the bubbles tickle you, only on the inside’.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I am so stoked for the playoffs
you guys
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, now you've done it
-- Micah
-- -- --
"One time I was on the news for being first in line for New Kids on the Block tickets..." - GoET
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 16, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't believe in jinx nonsense :-D
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you love using garlic
and then the next day you can still smell the garlic on your fingers? (mmmm)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
now it looks like you're giving me the uncertain face
: /
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
companies want instantaneous feedback from customers now on EVERYTHING
so annoying. kinda like the shiner bock blog that has been advertising.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 2:47 PM CDT reply actions
I can't fucking wait for the Shiner Holiday Cheer to come back around
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You are the only person other than me I've ever run into that loved
that brew. Everyone of my friends hated it.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
I think it’s amazing.
I told myself I was going to stock up on it last Winter and am still kicking myself for not doing so.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
samuel adams cream stout.... yummmmm...
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 16, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Samuel Adams is the name of your slampiece that lives in my apartment complex?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
i'm looking forward to it again
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It's the best one I think
But I kind of ruined myself on it in the aftermath of that night. I usually prefer Spaten Oktoberfest these days
Please please please
let them replace that abomination with a better beer. I nice doppelbock or something would be great and fit a holiday theme stronger beer type.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Life changing movie (that I habent seen) to put #1 in my Netflix queue immediately.
GO!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
greenstreet hooligans
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Well out of all the other suggestions, I suppose this wins by default.
Although I’m not sure my suspension of reality is great enough to believe Elijah Wood as a “hooligan”
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
he isnt one, kind of
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Aug 16, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
"Where the Boys Aren't: The KY Connection"
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Food Inc
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Once Upon a Time in the West
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I wish I still watched wrestling...My WCW years had nothing like this...

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
But it had...
NITRO GIRLS

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh yeah...
I found the one in the middle to be hottest…Seemed like she would be freakiest.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Yeah - she was always front and center.
Must have been banging Ted Turner or Bischoff.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I still love the theory
that the reason DDP got his push is because he and Bischoff wife-swapped. Knowing how skeezy wrestling is, was, etc., it’s probably true.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
My hatred for him was incredible.
But Kimberly was fucking hot.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I loved DDP dude...
Self High Five…
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
But I was a bigger fan of Goldberg and Sting...
And anybody trying to take down the NWO
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
We are sworn enemies.
I hated both of them as much as it’s possible to hate a wrestler.
I was a huge nWo fan. I still have a Scott Hall nWo refrigerator magnet.
4 LIFE!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I had an nWo syxx-ball shirt
that I sold on eBay a few years ago for like $70.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Syxx was Hall and Nash's little bitch dude...
Fuck that fucking poser.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Also had a Hogan one
I sold at the same time for a lot more than I paid for it.
High school me decided that wrestling shirts or jerseys every day was a viable fashion.
Hard to believe I was still a virgin.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Ha.
I did have two I got in trouble for wearing to school… an original EC F’N W and a DX Suck It. Never heard any shit about my Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal Sabu shirt, though.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
$70???
Who the fuck would pay that much for anything Syxx related??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I just put it up
and watched it go up and up and up.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I want a Vincent t-shirt.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
The sizing nazis
are going to destroy you.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I honestly don't know how he's still alive,
but in his heyday of The Outsiders and Razor Ramon, he was fucking greatness.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
The Outsiders were fucking greatness in their own right...
They didn’t need to join NWO that’s what pissed me off about them.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
They didn't "join"
They fucking formed that shit.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
And it was awesome until - like everything in WCW -
it got to be just completely absurd.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Fuck. Yes.
I played the shit out of that.
Still might be my favorite video game.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I played the shit out of those
and mourned them not being made anymore, until I discovered Fire Pro D for the Dreamcast.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Wait, actually I'm thinking of WWF No Mercy.
but this was awesome too.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Actually...
This was the one I played the absolute most of.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I HATED that one.
WCW vs. the World on the other hand, was awesome.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
When are you going to meet up with us in Addison
and watch Rangers games and talk about boobs, booze, blowjobs and burritos?
And wrestling.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm going to have to pretty...
Soon, the closer we get to the baby the less fun I can have.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Hogan joining was the oddest thing.
The story behind it was the original choice was Bret Hart, and when he resigned with the WWF, they were going to turn Sting… then, like two weeks before the event, Hogan volunteered to be the guy instead.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Speaking of the Outsiders
I am now watching Nash on last night’s Raw. Somehow I’ve become hooked on this shit again.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I really miss WCW...
I know it’s all fake, but to me WCW seemed less fake.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I was always a WCW fanboy by and large
even from the early 90s. Flyin’ Brian, Sting, Ric Flair, Arn Fucking Anderson, Vader (both he and AA are legends in the new WWE game), the Steiners, etc… they were the guys that blew my mind as an 8 year old.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I was mid 90's to early 2000s...
Basically puberty til I first felt the touch of a lady and quickly lost interest in wrestling.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I think there are some people
who just do so many drugs they become like… immortal. Their organs just become pickled. Keith Richards, Jake Roberts, and Scott Hall definitely are high on that list.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Fuck that piece of trash. I hated his gimmick so god damn much.
Plus two of maybe the worst matches ever in the history of wrestling – certainly the worst tag teams ever – involved him.
Not saying it was his idea to team with fucking Karl Malone and Jay Leno, but Jesus Christ, that was just on a whole other planet of suck.
I also see looking at his Wikipedia that he sued Jay-Z for “stealing his diamond cutter” hand gesture.
FUCK YOU, DDP I STILL HATE YOU
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Maryse is... pretty awesome to look at.
if you GIS her you find a lot more fun stuff.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Oh yes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
ahaha
anyone see McElroy’s last play of the game last night? That right there shows that Wonderlic is extremely overrated…wow
Link?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Careful.
You will invoke the wrath that is TideNTexas.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Woohoo
Down from 220 to 208.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

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