8/22 PM OT Thread: The You Guys are Lazy Edition
by Gdawg on Aug 22, 2011 4:47 PM CDT
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I have literally nothing worthwhile to post here for the 75 word limit, so I leave with you the first thing I get from a Google search for best haiku ever:
Pointing at the moon
Reminded of simple things
Moments matter most
Once more in case you missed it:
Pointing at the moon
Reminded of simple things
Moments matter most
So what do you guys think? Best haiku ever or what? Just Four More Words.
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Eight minutes to go
I am done working now thanks
Let us go Rangers
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This.
And most new cars these days have bigger rims, which means that the tires cost more. The 17" rims on my car look nice, but the $600 price to replace all 4 tires does not.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
My wang is now chafed
Because some girls lack foresight
To remove their rings
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Women are like lowland gorillas the way they handle things down there.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
what is the worst phrase you hear around the office? my two pet peeves are
“it is what it is”
“thats the nature of the beast”
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 22, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions
"Don't touch me there or I'm calling HR"
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
u work at a car dealership so this sounds about right
also, where do they round up those perky cougar/milf ladies for the car commercials?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 22, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Talent agency...
Tom Park isn’t even a dealer. He lives in California and flies here specifically for the Trophy Nissan spots.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
x
He has a website, but hey who doesn’t
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Aug 22, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
"outside the box"
Yeah, management still uses that phrase at my office.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
Gotta agree with "it is what it is" but just as annoying...
“At the end of the day……”
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 22, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
"touch base"
“run traps”, “at the end of the day”, “all other things being equal”
Shoot you an e-mail.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 22, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
"Let's go around the horn"
“Go with the flow”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
A Navy captain when discussing some massive engineering failures:
“We’ve had an unanticipated number of quality escapes.”
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 22, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Que Sera Sera is a great song by the Life & Times
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah,
I don’t get it, either Scoop.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 22, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
From our fave
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 22, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh, I watched that after posting mine.
Beautiful. I love her. I love her band. I have to see her live, with the right girl. ‘Cuz you don’t just take any ol’ date to see that.
Que sera, sera.
Nothing. It's nice figurative language.
But some people are getting uppity over similarly tautological English phrases like “it is what it is.”
"is what it is" is my favorite....works well with my line o' work
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
BIMBF
You are now (as far as I know) the second LSBer who’s been involved in a dream of mine.
There were other non-descript LSB peeps, too, but I don’t think anyone specific. You drove us to an underground Wal-Mart where we were assaulted by flying dolphins.
It was one of my weirder dreams. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Aug 22, 2011 5:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
now who's useless? . . . /DolphinPuncher
Ian Kinsler is leading the majors in RotPotA.
by Schoolly_D on Aug 22, 2011 5:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nope, they swam through the air.
Also, they were fuzzy, and one of them turned in to a seal on the command of a Wal-Mart employee.
Rarely do I remember dreams this well. This one just stood out for some reason. And it was completely absurd.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I didn't know your email machine was broken, jerkstore
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 22, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
Did we get away safe?
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 22, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I woke up while we were still in Wal-Mart.
I was sad because I never got something to drink, then I realized it was a dream.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I left work, not realizing I took my afternoon adderall later than normal (2PM ish)
I’m feeling like I should go back to work and finish like 30 more things.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
in Soviet Russia, pills Focusyn on you!
Going tonight, Sec 36 Row 6.
Ian Kinsler is leading the majors in RotPotA.
by Schoolly_D on Aug 22, 2011 5:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
GET ME SOME
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have like 60 pills.
You can’t have them.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ill give you 60 dollars for them.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 22, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
that's like a dollar a pill
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Loblaw is going to ask to come hang out, then arrest us.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
When I was in school, most people sold them about $4-5 each.
I had a friend who gave me a few over finals Freshman year for free, so I never had to buy any myself.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
In Denton, it's 2 for $5.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"DP [...] That’s what I like about threesomes." -- iorange555 on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --by Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM CDT
"Mike's his daddy and I'm his brother so whenever you get in a fight with your dad, you blame it on your brother." --Ian Kinsler about Elvis Andrus
Does it give you oldmanpenis?
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 22, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
COPS and First 48 on
money
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Anyone going to a game vs the Red Sox this week?
I’m planning to be there either tomorrow or Wednesday.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
no shit?
After visiting Dolphins camp this week, Yahoo’s Jason Cole came away with the impression that RT Marc Colombo could be a “huge liability in pass protection.”
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