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LAA-SEA scoreboard-watching GDT


After one inning, Seattle is up 1-0 over the Angels. LAA has Piñeiro pitching, which should be fun for everyone but LAA, we hope. Meanwhile, Blake Beavan has a chance to help TEX again by not only helping the Rangers get Cliff Lee, thus making the World Series a possibility, but by making the Angels lose and helping Texas in the standings.

 

For that, I present this:

 

 

Also, when I was searching LL for the Rally Dino, I found where there had been submissions for it, and also submitted was this:

 

 

 

OK, it took me so long to make this fanpost that now it's going intot he bottom of the second, still 1-0 SEA.

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That second image is frightening

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I like IN PLAY - RUNS.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BOURJOS

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Nyger Morgan?

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite is the Ranger dugout in Detroit last year.

Elvis bouncing like a kangaroo, while Blanco points/mocks the security officer.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Aug 29, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Post it please

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Aug 29, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where are all you rich people watching this game?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

island.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Manor

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chateau.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Aug 29, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'M SO ASHAMED.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Aug 29, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey shoot me an email.

Mine is in my profile.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Aug 29, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 29, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

so you have to pay for it?

hate being poor

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Don’t you have kids? Sell one. You can always make more.

by Brad on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe on the first...but hell no on the 2nd.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

wanna use mine tonight? I'm watching on tv..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah!

ryan.appleton@gmail.com

I love you.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

sent, let me know if it works..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Aug 29, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't wait to spoon with you someday.

It works…thanks brother.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome!!!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nicest guy in the world.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gameday :(

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably like 10 bucks

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

y'all rich!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

20 bucks a month..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

once I'm outta school I'll bow up.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, the co-eds...

Problem is, I can’t tell if they’re 18 or 25.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. Co-eds at Texas schools are crazy hot.

The way I see it, they are all too young for me, so 18 is the same as 24 in my mind.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 29, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

but you have a trustfund

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

last semester

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent.....

Such a great feeling being that close….congrats!!

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm to the point now that I hate the entire faculty.

Supposed to have gotten a healthy stipend 9/1 but was informed that it wouldn’t be til 10/1….almost went and burned the PACS school down….

My wife is going to fucking wig.

Go RangerS!

And, thanks man.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

The liberation of taking the final class will make up for all of that.

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

tell that to my wife, heh.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

word.

they were trying to get me to go for my phd…there’s no way I could do that now…maybe down the road, just not now…I’m ready to get out and save the world……

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

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"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

it wasn't even funny.

glad it didn’t work.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

1-10...how funny was it?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

glad I have the option to delete.

nowhati’msayin’?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

about 35000

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

And losing 2 of 3....

What’s up, LSB?

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I ran at about 2 hours ago....

felt like low to mid-90s…..actually not that bad with the cloud cover….

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like it will be here this weekend....

Can’t wait!!

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kid you not.....

My wife was taking the kids to school…told me she pulled out of the driveway and it’s dry….one street over (one…street) the street was wet where a shower had moved through.

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I liked how before we started the last 10 games against each other...

It was all… “We still play them 10 times… we can make up the games.”

We go 5-2…

“We can win this thing… those games don’t matter”

by Brad on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm amazed that it didn't even phase them that Haren and Weaver gave up 7 runs a piece.

I think they like to pretend they don’t have Joel Pineiro in their rotation… much less the void of the 5th starter.

Though I really wish they’d have given Kazmir a longer leash…

by Brad on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

A kind of sort of friend of mine that I used to work with is sort of a baseball fan and has adopted the Angels...

and he texted me to let me know that the Angels were going to go 24-6 the rest of the way with the only losses being against the Yankees and Rangers.

Angels fans, man. They’re more hypocritical and delusional than maybe any sports fans I’ve ever encountered. Hell, they’re celebrating Nelson Cruz being hurt after being all mad that anyone would dare laugh at Kendrys Morales’ hilarious injury.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, while searching LL for the rally dino, I found this from Jeff in 2006

A Dialogue, Part I: Jeff’s Fantasy

Buck Martinez: “The Mariners are leading 8-5 here in the ninth…”
Other Guy: A win puts the Mariners at 8-0 in interleague play this year."
Buck Martinez: “They’re the only unbeaten team in interleague play in baseball.”
Other Guy: (sarcastic) “I feel like I’ve mentioned that to you a few times tonight.”
pause
Buck Martinez: “And I feel like you’re an asshole.”
Other Guy: “Isn’t it about time for you to get fired by someone?”
Buck Martinez: “Isn’t it about time for you to change your diaper?”
Other Guy: “Is that your thing? Taking what I say and turning it around on me? Is that what you do?”
Buck Martinez: “I’m sorry, I was too distracted by the game on the field to get into a pissing contest with some four-eyed sissy boy. Listen here, Nancy, some of us actually played this game.”
Other Guy: “You’re right. Which part is your favorite memory, batting .225, never making the World Series, or getting fired in the middle of the season and getting replaced by a no-name third base coach who did better than you?”
Buck Martinez: “Okay smartass, remind me which one of us was chosen as a broadcaster because of his experience.”
Other Guy: “All right you dull bitch, remind me which one of us is the color commentator and which one’s the lead.”
Buck Martinez: “At least I’ll be able to retire and live comfortably off of all the money I’ve made in baseball, you fair-haired jackbag.”
Other Guy: “At least I’ll be able to retire and live comfortably knowing that I’m not Buck Martinez.”
Buck Martinez: “Whatever.”
Other Guy: “Hey, the wife’s making a pasta dinner tonight, why don’t you come over after the game and call her a slut? That make you feel better?”
Buck Martinez: “F*** pasta and f*** you.”
Other Guy: “Classy guy, Buck. Classy guy.”
Buck Martinez: “I’m not paid nearly enough to deal with trash like you every week.”
Other Guy: “It’s a wonder they pay you at all.”
Buck Martinez: “So here comes Kenny God damn Lofton to the plate…”

A Dialogue, Part II: Reality

Buck Martinez: “The Mariners are leading 8-5 here in the ninth…”
Other Guy: A win puts the Mariners at 8-0 in interleague play this year."
Buck Martinez: “They’re the only unbeaten team in interleague play in baseball.”
Other Guy: (sarcastic) “I feel like I’ve mentioned that to you a few times tonight.”
pause
Buck Martinez: “Here’s Kenny Lofton to hit with two down and none on…”

by Inkara1 on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

The Cliff Lee trade still helping the Rangers

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn you Izturis

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

no kidding

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go M's!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

foul ball

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

no kidding.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

how can I keep my mlb.tv window open whilst rapping with you jerks?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it a Denton thing to call people "jerks"?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Aug 29, 2011 10:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

pimp thang

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a shocker.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 29, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh................Trumbo............

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

JIMMY JACK@?@?@?@??@

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...he got all of that one...............

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Well....looks like the real Mariners showed up.....

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

That was incredible....

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

This is a game we have to watch on mute.

I can’t take Dave Sims and his horridness and Victor Rojas and his screaming.

by mizzou918 on Aug 29, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

HOW CAN I KEEP THE MLB.TV WINDOW OPEN WHILE I TALK TO YOU ASSHOLES?

I know it can be done.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

good point.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this.

Bold flavors.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching this game

gotta love the Roku with MLB.TV

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Aug 29, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

can't stand when that happens.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lady Hawk

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

roll it up

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Ichiro!

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I like how when Ichiro gets a hit they pan in on a fellow Pac Rimmer

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

that sounded racist

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

DBacks just did the claw.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

This made me laugh
michael_schlact: Double play when Mark Hamburger is pitching: Hamburger Helper. #Rangers

Lame, right? I should go to bed.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought it was cute

But that might be the tiredness talking.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yaya!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Ackley 3B!

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Why? He couldn't make the Rangers lineup

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Aug 29, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

so im on mlb network

wish theyd focus more on teh angels/mariners game, they’re more talkin about the dbacks, how legit are they? they just really overperforming or what?

by studcrackers on Aug 29, 2011 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking personal laptop just crapped out....

Wonder if the state issued one will let me LSB.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

HH freaking out about Berkman possibly joining the Rangers

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

haha idiots

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

The internet makes me feel smart.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Aug 29, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Bitches we are deeper than the Mariana Trench with talent.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I mean, really

Tommy Hunter and Chris Davis/ Joe Wieland and Robbie Erlin = cleaning out the “cupboard”?

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cubbard

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Screw HH

Someone said they were cackling about Cruz going down.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course they did

They’re over there making jokes about Flanigan’s suicide right now.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's fucked up

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bad, bad karma there.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

AND WE"RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Just how far behind is Gameday from live?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Premature.....

Y
Lappy is effd.
Big Guns’ fault.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Jk Gunz

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

meanwhile those douchebag SF Giants are down 6-0 to Cubs

Their offense has been 1000% pathetic this month. It’s as if all their shitty hitters suddenly crashed to earth at the same time. I still can’t believe a bunch of garbage hitters beat the Rangers in the WS :(

by alon91 on Aug 29, 2011 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

This...but it was their great pitching and our bats suddenly went cold.

a perfect storm, but yeah u still wonder what if sometimes and thats why I havent watched the series since then.

by Vicky on Aug 29, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

that’s why i think an expanded playoff cant work. you cant take to many days off in this sport

by studcrackers on Aug 29, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you guys see the mantis in the Royals dugout?

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

The power of the mantis

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps Mantis can heal Cruz.

Or at least get us Berkman.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit, damn.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Did you see the Ankiel throw yesterday?

Rates with Barfield, Vlad, Dewey et al as the best throw I’ve ever seen.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Aug 29, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You would think he used to pitch...

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Internetz

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=18557059&partnerId=aw-7279546582034506845-996

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Aug 29, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a nice throw.

It’s not Bo Jackson… but that’s a very nice throw.

by Brad on Aug 29, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even considering he's a converted pitcher

that’s one hell of a throw

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No joke.

That was a hell of a throw from anyone.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Aug 29, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

It really is.

Ken Phelps!!!!!!

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Aug 29, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blake is back out for the 8th

Interesting

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Or Gameday lied to me

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I show Wilhelmsen

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...that's who they're showing me now

But at first they showed Blake’s graphic

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he fresh off the farm?

It shows no stats.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wilhelmsen?

I have no idea.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was up earlier...

but was bad. I read a piece on him and he basically gave up baseball to just chill with his girlfriend and go hiking and shit and then decided to give it a try again recently.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting ....

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just found it

Got sent to AA but he’s back.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hippie

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

the Giants have scored the fewest runs in the majors this season

sorry I’m in SF right now and watching the Giants right now and they are so pathetic and I’m just like siggghhhhhhhhhhh

by alon91 on Aug 29, 2011 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

When did Howie Kendrick start going by Howard?

And why? Who is he trying to fool?

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I wonder if it has something to do with

the sponsorship deal with Howard’s Big Screen and Appliance Superstores

by Inkara1 on Aug 29, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

't

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

yackley

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Double!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!!!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOIM

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

MIKE CARP!!!!

5-3

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

CAARRRRPPPP

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 29, 2011 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

lololol lol

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

the Dong

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 29, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dong

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

"leaned on"

One of my faves.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

What does he lack?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats the 2nd easiest to get!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make jokes about injuries and a suicide eh?

Bad Karma…..

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

BlakeBeavan, Angels killer.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Aug 29, 2011 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeff's favorite Mariner batting

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

yay

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 29, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

What is that?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Aug 29, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

One big ass carp.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Aug 29, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought but it's massive.

Freaking fish is killing our lakes and rivers.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Aug 29, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sucks when your cupboard is actually bare.
NewbergReport Jamey Newberg
Why LAA didn’t trade for a reliever or two in July is something I may never understand, and that’s quite all right with me.

by Brad on Aug 29, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Cubbard

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

ballsack

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 29, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't believe the Wells contract was too prohibiting

But I like to think it was.

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow....

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

dang mlb.tv is sucking on me this week

can’t see the replay of the horrible Conger throw to 2nd.

by alon91 on Aug 29, 2011 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

You'd think with three catchers on the roster

they could find someone who can throw out the opposing teams catcher…

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 29, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Adam Kennedy about to troll.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 29, 2011 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Are they IBBing Wells?

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

im switching back from mlb and nfl network

im pretty sure ben affleck was just doing a voiceover for the new madden in his masshole accent

by studcrackers on Aug 29, 2011 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Pujols and Fielder

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

So....

Let’s just trade Moreland for Berkman and sign Pujols in the offseason. Pretty simple, huh?

Somebody call JD now and tell him about my awesome plan.

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

While we're at it

Let’s DFA Kinsler and trade MDLS for Cano and trade Leonys for Tulowitzki and sign CC. Maybe we could get Jun Pierre for Profar or Martin Perez?

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Ian

I just think he should be out of baseball for good for not running out those lazy flyouts. Grrr
/DMN boardie

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

marlon byrd, base hit to drive in another. 7-0 cubs

don’t think I’d mind byrd on Rangers next year.

by alon91 on Aug 29, 2011 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Per Gameday stats

Seager loves to face: 4-seam fastball
Hates to face: Fastball

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta love Gameday

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shocker of shockers.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Aug 29, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

LA is going to the pen again.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

He probably does, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Aug 29, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha...

That ask the fans question.

I’d be so mad if FSSW was asking which AL West team I wanted in the playoffs.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok M's

Lets wrap this up!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on, Brandon League

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Proper spelling of the words "usage" and "comma".

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Punk

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Murphy Strike on Abreu right there.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Aug 29, 2011 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't you fuck with us, League.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Aug 29, 2011 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

One down!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

If by hideous you mean AWESOME

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Aug 29, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they weren't a division rival

and there was a Mariner I liked, I’d consider a shirsey. They’re great.

They’re a billion times better than their blue jersey, which on top of being ANOTHER fucking navy alternate, joining 3/4 of the league, have a horrible ugly as shit number for.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Aug 29, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Aug 29, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

STFD Toriiiiiiii

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

His children should be ashamed.

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two down

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

He always does against us.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Aug 29, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every Angels fan

believes he is a long term solution, and his on base deficiencies are overblown. HE’S WORKING WITH SOSH TO TAKE MORE PITCHES, GUYS.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Aug 29, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mathis is also there working with them.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Aug 29, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

The other excuse

IT’S ALL ON THE HITTING COACH. THEY HAVE THE SKILLS BUT THE HITTING COACH WON’T LET THEM USE THEM.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Aug 29, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trumbo is their Mitch Moreland

You know all those highly touted infield prospects they had and never worked out (Wood, Kotchman), Trumbo was the guy nobody gave a shit for.

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Aug 29, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Never thought I’d say that about someone with a <300 obp.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

IBS

"Lars Huijer van Haarlem just struck out Nick Urbanus van Uithoorn looking"
Telegraph 8/20/2011

by CW13 on Aug 29, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

but we're talking about Brandon League...

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

3.5

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Aug 29, 2011 11:50 PM CDT reply actions  

3.5 game lead!

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Aug 29, 2011 11:50 PM CDT reply actions  

3.5

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 29, 2011 11:50 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 29, 2011 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

But their magic number is only 33!

/meth mouth halo fan

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Aug 29, 2011 11:52 PM CDT reply actions  

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