LAA-SEA scoreboard-watching GDT
After one inning, Seattle is up 1-0 over the Angels. LAA has Piñeiro pitching, which should be fun for everyone but LAA, we hope. Meanwhile, Blake Beavan has a chance to help TEX again by not only helping the Rangers get Cliff Lee, thus making the World Series a possibility, but by making the Angels lose and helping Texas in the standings.
For that, I present this:

Also, when I was searching LL for the Rally Dino, I found where there had been submissions for it, and also submitted was this:

OK, it took me so long to make this fanpost that now it's going intot he bottom of the second, still 1-0 SEA.
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Shades of Beltre
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
by DFWTrojanTuba on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Piniero has a gift.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
That second image is frightening
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
All Blake needs.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I'd like to see Pineiro not be able to make past 3 IP.
Hilarity.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I didn't know myP2P was down until I tried to find a stream for this game.
I guess I hadn’t been there in a while.
I like IN PLAY - RUNS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Hilarious.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
FUCK YOU BOURJOS
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
That was a sick fucking throw.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Nyger Morgan?
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
My favorite is the Ranger dugout in Detroit last year.
Elvis bouncing like a kangaroo, while Blanco points/mocks the security officer.
Que sera, sera.
You know that dude was giving the Rangers shit all night...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Post it please
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Ha ha ha
Which game is this from?
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
This one...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahhh
Blanco is killing me in this gif. Miss that guy.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Where are all you rich people watching this game?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Chateau.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
scoop already beat you to it. DON'T YOU HAVE THE INTERNET TO SEE THIS?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'M SO ASHAMED.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Hey shoot me an email.
Mine is in my profile.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
MLB.tv
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
so you have to pay for it?
hate being poor
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah...
Don’t you have kids? Sell one. You can always make more.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
maybe on the first...but hell no on the 2nd.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
wanna use mine tonight? I'm watching on tv..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yeah!
I love you.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
sent, let me know if it works..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Can't wait to spoon with you someday.
It works…thanks brother.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
awesome!!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Gameday :(
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Probably like 10 bucks
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
y'all rich!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
20 bucks a month..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Eh, there's only one more month of the season
I got it at the beginning of the season. Totally worth it.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
once I'm outta school I'll bow up.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
We should visit each other and cruise our respective campuses together...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Both are legal.
Both are too young for you.
Might as well go for all of them.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
You're like 40.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yes. Co-eds at Texas schools are crazy hot.
The way I see it, they are all too young for me, so 18 is the same as 24 in my mind.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
but you have a trustfund
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
last semester
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Excellent.....
Such a great feeling being that close….congrats!!
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm to the point now that I hate the entire faculty.
Supposed to have gotten a healthy stipend 9/1 but was informed that it wouldn’t be til 10/1….almost went and burned the PACS school down….
My wife is going to fucking wig.
Go RangerS!
And, thanks man.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The liberation of taking the final class will make up for all of that.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
tell that to my wife, heh.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Awesome.
I’ve got four more to go myself.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Aug 29, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
word.
they were trying to get me to go for my phd…there’s no way I could do that now…maybe down the road, just not now…I’m ready to get out and save the world……
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Pimpology
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Masters in Rehabilitation Counseling.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The Angels look a little worn out...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
x
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"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Try again.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
it wasn't even funny.
glad it didn’t work.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
1-10...how funny was it?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
glad I have the option to delete.
nowhati’msayin’?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
about 35000
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
name change?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Good point... that's gsj.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
figured from the sig
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Sucks having to play a night game than fly cross country, huh.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Especially after all of that heat in Texas...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
And losing 2 of 3....
What’s up, LSB?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Going for a run in a few minutes
It’s nice outside…not bragging I promise
by DFWTrojanTuba on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I ran at about 2 hours ago....
felt like low to mid-90s…..actually not that bad with the cloud cover….
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
It's 77 here now...
Damn it Dallas needs rain.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like it will be here this weekend....
Can’t wait!!
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
It rained this morning.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I kid you not.....
My wife was taking the kids to school…told me she pulled out of the driveway and it’s dry….one street over (one…street) the street was wet where a shower had moved through.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh... it rained at my house today.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I liked how before we started the last 10 games against each other...
It was all… “We still play them 10 times… we can make up the games.”
We go 5-2…
“We can win this thing… those games don’t matter”
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Or how Rev gave the Rangers the nickname Cupcake Cowboys because of the Rangers' interleague schedule last season...
and this year it’s all about how the Angels will pull it out because the Angels have the easier schedule.
Hmm…
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm amazed that it didn't even phase them that Haren and Weaver gave up 7 runs a piece.
I think they like to pretend they don’t have Joel Pineiro in their rotation… much less the void of the 5th starter.
Though I really wish they’d have given Kazmir a longer leash…
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
A kind of sort of friend of mine that I used to work with is sort of a baseball fan and has adopted the Angels...
and he texted me to let me know that the Angels were going to go 24-6 the rest of the way with the only losses being against the Yankees and Rangers.
Angels fans, man. They’re more hypocritical and delusional than maybe any sports fans I’ve ever encountered. Hell, they’re celebrating Nelson Cruz being hurt after being all mad that anyone would dare laugh at Kendrys Morales’ hilarious injury.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, while searching LL for the rally dino, I found this from Jeff in 2006
A Dialogue, Part I: Jeff’s Fantasy
Buck Martinez: “The Mariners are leading 8-5 here in the ninth…”
Other Guy: A win puts the Mariners at 8-0 in interleague play this year."
Buck Martinez: “They’re the only unbeaten team in interleague play in baseball.”
Other Guy: (sarcastic) “I feel like I’ve mentioned that to you a few times tonight.”
pause
Buck Martinez: “And I feel like you’re an asshole.”
Other Guy: “Isn’t it about time for you to get fired by someone?”
Buck Martinez: “Isn’t it about time for you to change your diaper?”
Other Guy: “Is that your thing? Taking what I say and turning it around on me? Is that what you do?”
Buck Martinez: “I’m sorry, I was too distracted by the game on the field to get into a pissing contest with some four-eyed sissy boy. Listen here, Nancy, some of us actually played this game.”
Other Guy: “You’re right. Which part is your favorite memory, batting .225, never making the World Series, or getting fired in the middle of the season and getting replaced by a no-name third base coach who did better than you?”
Buck Martinez: “Okay smartass, remind me which one of us was chosen as a broadcaster because of his experience.”
Other Guy: “All right you dull bitch, remind me which one of us is the color commentator and which one’s the lead.”
Buck Martinez: “At least I’ll be able to retire and live comfortably off of all the money I’ve made in baseball, you fair-haired jackbag.”
Other Guy: “At least I’ll be able to retire and live comfortably knowing that I’m not Buck Martinez.”
Buck Martinez: “Whatever.”
Other Guy: “Hey, the wife’s making a pasta dinner tonight, why don’t you come over after the game and call her a slut? That make you feel better?”
Buck Martinez: “F*** pasta and f*** you.”
Other Guy: “Classy guy, Buck. Classy guy.”
Buck Martinez: “I’m not paid nearly enough to deal with trash like you every week.”
Other Guy: “It’s a wonder they pay you at all.”
Buck Martinez: “So here comes Kenny God damn Lofton to the plate…”
A Dialogue, Part II: Reality
Buck Martinez: “The Mariners are leading 8-5 here in the ninth…”
Other Guy: A win puts the Mariners at 8-0 in interleague play this year."
Buck Martinez: “They’re the only unbeaten team in interleague play in baseball.”
Other Guy: (sarcastic) “I feel like I’ve mentioned that to you a few times tonight.”
pause
Buck Martinez: “Here’s Kenny Lofton to hit with two down and none on…”
The Cliff Lee trade still helping the Rangers
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Damn you Izturis
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
no kidding
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Go M's!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Umps suck everywhere.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
So everyone is watching "Point Break" in the PiP, right?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
That channel's getting a name change too, right?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Aug 29, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not really sure. I feel like I've heard that, though.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
foul ball
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
I miss Pudge in his prime.
Or even his early youth…
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
no kidding.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Who was that guy who left his bat over the plate as Pudge was trying to throw someone out? Pudge broke his wrist because of that guy...
It was Mo Vaughn wasn’t it?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Aug 29, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Poor Pudge was always getting dinged up.
Tough player.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
how can I keep my mlb.tv window open whilst rapping with you jerks?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Is it a Denton thing to call people "jerks"?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Aug 29, 2011 10:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
pimp thang
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You don't get partial credit for a "call".....
/TAG
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
ugh................Trumbo............
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
I can't stand VR...
And I can’t get the Mariners broadcast due to blackout restrictions…
by DFWTrojanTuba on Aug 29, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i did
but he’s always had a smugness about him
by studcrackers on Aug 29, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in on the NFL pick 'em. I'm topping my top 5 from last year...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
it's stupid.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
JIMMY JACK@?@?@?@??@
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah...he got all of that one...............
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Well....looks like the real Mariners showed up.....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
That was incredible....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 29, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
Time for Joel Piniero to do more Pineiro'ing.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
This is a game we have to watch on mute.
I can’t take Dave Sims and his horridness and Victor Rojas and his screaming.
I'm watching the game. He's favoring his jock. He won't let them take him out.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
HOW CAN I KEEP THE MLB.TV WINDOW OPEN WHILE I TALK TO YOU ASSHOLES?
I know it can be done.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
good point.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I like this.
Bold flavors.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Watching this game
gotta love the Roku with MLB.TV
"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales
Adam Kennedy cannot be stopped.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
That was ridiculous there Casper Wells
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Dammit! I saw the strikeout thing flash across Gameday
and thought something good had happened at first.
can't stand when that happens.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
roll it up
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I like applesauce
But bad applesauce is disgusting.
by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 29, 2011 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
Now I wish I had applesauce.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
It's important the applesauce is cold.
Cold > Hot for applesauce.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Applesauce with a Dr Pepper back
It’s a flavor party in your mouth.
by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 29, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You're never too old for applesauce.
It’s the bomb.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Applesauce is a cradel to grave delight
by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 29, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
hot applesauce is for newborns
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ichiro!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Ichiro!
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I like how when Ichiro gets a hit they pan in on a fellow Pac Rimmer
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
that sounded racist
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
DBacks just did the claw.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I heard the Brewers were doing a "double claw" like move called Beast Mode.
They got it from Monsters Inc. I haven’t seen it though.
I would be upset but they are beating the Giants in the West.
Plus imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
This made me laugh
michael_schlact: Double play when Mark Hamburger is pitching: Hamburger Helper. #Rangers
Lame, right? I should go to bed.
-- Micah
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"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
I thought it was cute
But that might be the tiredness talking.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
yaya!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ackley 3B!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Ackley!
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Why? He couldn't make the Rangers lineup
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Score more than one run in an inning, Mariners...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
Or at least score every inning.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Tyler's got a feeling.
I have faith in that.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
so im on mlb network
wish theyd focus more on teh angels/mariners game, they’re more talkin about the dbacks, how legit are they? they just really overperforming or what?
Was he safe?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I think so... I think he came off the bag.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Fucking personal laptop just crapped out....
Wonder if the state issued one will let me LSB.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 10:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
HH freaking out about Berkman possibly joining the Rangers
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
LOL WUT
What exactly is texas going to trade for him after they cleaned out the cubbard for Uehara and Adams?
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
haha idiots
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Seriously?
Bitches we are deeper than the Mariana Trench with talent.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
by Texfan1996 on Aug 29, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I mean, really
Tommy Hunter and Chris Davis/ Joe Wieland and Robbie Erlin = cleaning out the “cupboard”?
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Screw HH
Someone said they were cackling about Cruz going down.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Of course they did
They’re over there making jokes about Flanigan’s suicide right now.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That's fucked up
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Bad, bad karma there.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
AND WE"RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Just how far behind is Gameday from live?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Premature.....
Y
Lappy is effd.
Big Guns’ fault.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
meanwhile those douchebag SF Giants are down 6-0 to Cubs
Their offense has been 1000% pathetic this month. It’s as if all their shitty hitters suddenly crashed to earth at the same time. I still can’t believe a bunch of garbage hitters beat the Rangers in the WS :(
This...but it was their great pitching and our bats suddenly went cold.
a perfect storm, but yeah u still wonder what if sometimes and thats why I havent watched the series since then.
yep
that’s why i think an expanded playoff cant work. you cant take to many days off in this sport
by studcrackers on Aug 29, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you guys see the mantis in the Royals dugout?

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
The power of the mantis
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps Mantis can heal Cruz.
Or at least get us Berkman.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Casper Wells' arm needs to be respected.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
No shit, damn.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's fun to say too
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Buhner did have a fucking cannon back in the day.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yes.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you see the Ankiel throw yesterday?
Rates with Barfield, Vlad, Dewey et al as the best throw I’ve ever seen.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Aug 29, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You would think he used to pitch...
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Internetz
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=18557059&partnerId=aw-7279546582034506845-996
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Aug 29, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a nice throw.
It’s not Bo Jackson… but that’s a very nice throw.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Even considering he's a converted pitcher
that’s one hell of a throw
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
No joke.
That was a hell of a throw from anyone.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
also possibly
my favorite seinfeld quote.
by studcrackers on Aug 29, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
The M's needed to get more off of Pineiro...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 11:09 PM CDT reply actions
3 runs in 6 innings is a lot for the M's.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Blake is back out for the 8th
Interesting
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:14 PM CDT reply actions
Or Gameday lied to me
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I show Wilhelmsen
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Yeah...that's who they're showing me now
But at first they showed Blake’s graphic
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he fresh off the farm?
It shows no stats.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Wilhelmsen?
I have no idea.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
He was up earlier...
but was bad. I read a piece on him and he basically gave up baseball to just chill with his girlfriend and go hiking and shit and then decided to give it a try again recently.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting ....
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Just found it
Got sent to AA but he’s back.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
the Giants have scored the fewest runs in the majors this season
sorry I’m in SF right now and watching the Giants right now and they are so pathetic and I’m just like siggghhhhhhhhhhh
When did Howie Kendrick start going by Howard?
And why? Who is he trying to fool?
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:18 PM CDT reply actions
I wonder if it has something to do with
the sponsorship deal with Howard’s Big Screen and Appliance Superstores
welp, I got nothin better to do than join this watch party
Go M’s
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 29, 2011 11:22 PM CDT reply actions
yackley
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
They need to bat around so Ackley can get the cycle this inning.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Double!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
YES!!!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
CARP!!!
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOIM
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
MIKE CARP!!!!
5-3
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
CAARRRRPPPP
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 29, 2011 11:25 PM CDT reply actions
I enjoyed how enthusiastic the M's announcer was.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
2 run bomb
ackley doubled then carp homered
by studcrackers on Aug 29, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
"leaned on"
One of my faves.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Aug 29, 2011 11:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Seriously... bat around so Ackley hits for the cycle.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
What does he lack?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
The HR.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Thats the 2nd easiest to get!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Make jokes about injuries and a suicide eh?
Bad Karma…..
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
BlakeBeavan, Angels killer.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
yay

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 29, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions
What is that?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
One big ass carp.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
That's what I thought but it's massive.
Freaking fish is killing our lakes and rivers.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Sucks when your cupboard is actually bare.
NewbergReport Jamey Newberg
Why LAA didn’t trade for a reliever or two in July is something I may never understand, and that’s quite all right with me.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Cubbard
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't believe the Wells contract was too prohibiting
But I like to think it was.
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
I don't think the money was a problem.
They are just very thin after Trout.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Wow....
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
You'd think with three catchers on the roster
they could find someone who can throw out the opposing teams catcher…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yep
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
im switching back from mlb and nfl network
im pretty sure ben affleck was just doing a voiceover for the new madden in his masshole accent
pujols, fielder, berkman
off the top of my head
by studcrackers on Aug 29, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
im not that familiar
with those teams but werent they based on speed w/vince coleman and ozzie smith and the like? b/c that failed miserably w/chone and ichiro (though i kinda thought it’d work. didnt think figgins would fall off a cliff)
by studcrackers on Aug 29, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but they put a big bad OPSing muthafucka in the middle.
Jack ‘The Ripper’ Clark.
Que sera, sera.
Pujols and Fielder
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
So....
Let’s just trade Moreland for Berkman and sign Pujols in the offseason. Pretty simple, huh?
Somebody call JD now and tell him about my awesome plan.
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
While we're at it
Let’s DFA Kinsler and trade MDLS for Cano and trade Leonys for Tulowitzki and sign CC. Maybe we could get Jun Pierre for Profar or Martin Perez?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I like Ian
I just think he should be out of baseball for good for not running out those lazy flyouts. Grrr
/DMN boardie
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
Per Gameday stats
Seager loves to face: 4-seam fastball
Hates to face: Fastball
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
Gotta love Gameday
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Conference USA?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Shocker of shockers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Good. It'll be hilarious to watch them go 8-4 every year in the SEC
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Seems optimistic...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
LA is going to the pen again.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
He probably does, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Speaking of LL...
I found this funny, even though it was just taking the piss…
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Haha...
That ask the fans question.
I’d be so mad if FSSW was asking which AL West team I wanted in the playoffs.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 11:39 PM CDT reply actions
Ok M's
Lets wrap this up!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Come on, Brandon League
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:41 PM CDT reply actions
Good usage of comma.
Que sera, sera.
by scoop16 on Aug 29, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Proper spelling of the words "usage" and "comma".
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
is it just me or does MLB.tv suck tonight?
by Baseball North on Aug 29, 2011 11:42 PM CDT reply actions
Murphy Strike on Abreu right there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He's been calling that against LHB all night.
Just a huge zone.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Don't you fuck with us, League.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
exactly
3.5 game lead would be nice, especially with the next 9 the Rangers have
by Baseball North on Aug 29, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
wow, this thread was a good idea
nice work Inkara
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
One down!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
If by hideous you mean AWESOME
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
If they weren't a division rival
and there was a Mariner I liked, I’d consider a shirsey. They’re great.
They’re a billion times better than their blue jersey, which on top of being ANOTHER fucking navy alternate, joining 3/4 of the league, have a horrible ugly as shit number for.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
STFD Toriiiiiiii
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Two down
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 29, 2011 11:46 PM CDT reply actions
He always does against us.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I like him...
because I know the Angels are going to waste years on him.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 29, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
you don't think he'll turn out to be much?
by Baseball North on Aug 29, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Every Angels fan
believes he is a long term solution, and his on base deficiencies are overblown. HE’S WORKING WITH SOSH TO TAKE MORE PITCHES, GUYS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Mathis is also there working with them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The other excuse
IT’S ALL ON THE HITTING COACH. THEY HAVE THE SKILLS BUT THE HITTING COACH WON’T LET THEM USE THEM.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Trumbo is their Mitch Moreland
You know all those highly touted infield prospects they had and never worked out (Wood, Kotchman), Trumbo was the guy nobody gave a shit for.
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
Crap!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
but we're talking about Brandon League...
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
3.5
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Ballgame.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
i've got one of those
i use it to wipe my ass
by oc on Aug 29, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
3.5 game lead!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Vernon Wells... best trade ever.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
nice
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 29, 2011 11:51 PM CDT reply actions
But their magic number is only 33!
/meth mouth halo fan
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