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OFF TOPIC: DAY 1

I guess everyone is cashing their checks.

1807

Former U.S. vice president Aaron Burr was found innocent of treason.

1923

A devastating earthquake struck the Japanese cities of Tokyo and Yokohama. Nearly 150,000 people were killed and more than two million left homeless.

1939

World War II began when Nazi Germany invaded Poland.

1969

A coup in Libya toppled the monarchy of King Idris and brought Muammar al-Qaddafi to power.

1983

A Korean Air Lines Boeing 747 was shot down by a Soviet jet fighter, killing all 269 people aboard.

1985

A joint U. S.-French expedition located the wreck of the Titanic 560 miles off the coast of Newfoundland.

2004

Chechen terrorists took about 1,200 schoolchildren and others hostage in Beslan, Russia. Commandos stormed the school on Sept. 3.


Read more: This Day in History: September 1 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1WhqN6zQK

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The dove will have to wait till Saturday for me.

Guess I’ll cash a check

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm doing the dove hunt thing for the first time on Sunday.

Any advice? Never been hunting before, though I have shot a shotgun.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

just don't shoot anyone else Cheney style

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fast is an understatement

I had one pacing me on I-20 yesterday doing about 60. And they bob and weave like crazy coming into a watering hole.

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I plan on missing a LOT. I wasn't very good at about 10 yards on the clays, so I can't imagine how bad I'll be with real birds.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

buy a lot of shells ...

the little gray rockets can humble a good shooter.

Remain motionless until an incoming dove is within your practiced shooting range. Doves will spook as soon as they spot you, but if your timing is right, you’ll manage one or two shots before they zip out of range.
     
When shooting, shoulder your gun quickly, keep your head on the stock, swing through the dove, pull the trigger and follow through with the shotgun swing in one smooth, continuous movement.
Studies indicate dove hunters average about three birds bagged per 25 shots.

by BHill on Sep 1, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

3 for 25

Damn, that’s 4 boxes to get your limit.

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

The fact that I'm a first-time hunter is the reason that I'm not going out on Saturday.

The guys I’m going with didn’t want to deal with a newbie on the first weekend day of the season. Figure Sunday will be a little less crowded.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where ya hunting?

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Palmer

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

...

Here is a pretty good article on some basics.

by BHill on Sep 1, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dove

I train at work for snap shooting so a quail jumping up on me is easier than leading a little gray bullet going 55 and weaving.

Now actually hunting quail is a bit tougher since you sit and wait for dove and actively search for quail.

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

different challenges for each.

If you have a good dog, Quail is easier, but if you have to walk and flush them yourself they can be tough. I think Dove, based solely on flight patterns, are more difficult.

by BHill on Sep 1, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

i had some quail the other day...mmm that shit is good

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Get 1 1/8th load shells if you're shooting a 12 gauge

They give a little more punch to the shot. If you knock a bird down and aren’t using dogs, watch where it falls and immediately go there. If you take your eyes off of it and take more shots etc, you’ll likely end up losing the bird.

Wrap the breast around a slice of onion and half a jalapeno in that order and wrap it all in bacon and grill till bacon is cooked. Heaven.

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Drool

that sounds amazing

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I had a check to cash today

and I’d never kill an animal! Well not never but it’d have to be a real reason to.

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker

by Mike E on Sep 1, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

to make a delicious sandwich?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

And have you make me drop it??

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker

by Mike E on Sep 1, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

valid concern

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

but I have used the line from SuperBad where you knock on the door of a loud party and when they open the door and are surprised to see the cops I dryly reply “Oh shit. The police.”

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha.....thats awesome

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Without looking at the specs

I’m guessing you’re paying a premium for the Playstation name.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I already sold it on Craigslist for 2.5x what I paid for it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I had more of them.

I put it up and started getting emails within about 15 minutes from people wanting it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

#questionsmykidswillask

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's a "pay phone"?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why do you call it "dialing" a number?

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

What is "dial-up"?

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

On that note

AOL mail-bomb CDs

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, and they used to have Floppy Disk drives

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Old-school Macs had cool floppy drives, too.

You start putting the disk in, and then it sucks it in the rest of the way.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

The first computer we had in our house had one of those

And…the thing that makes me feel real old?

My dad had an external zip drive in the time before Winzip/WinRAR.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

People on Macs hardly ever used Zip files for the longest time,

and I remember being really confused before I learned about the file format with that name when someone said “I’ll give you a zip file with the stuff in it” and I asked if they meant a Zip disk.

We had one of those drives. Then it got the “click of death” and screwed us over.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha...oh man

I was the same way when I started using zip files as I got into high school. I had no idea what people were talking about.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mine too!

And boxes upon boxes of zip disks with all his business info, spreadsheets, etc stored on them

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

What are these disks you speak of?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Our kids

won’t know what a hard drive crash is. By the time their old enough everything will be solid state drives no more spinning platters and moving needles.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

CDs?

See Deez NUTS!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I can't believe they give you a gun

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What's a wire?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Phones....WITH CORDS?

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

About damn time

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 8:23 AM CDT reply actions  

WORLEY WE'RE IN HERE

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 8:26 AM CDT reply actions  

i was wondering that myself....was it the GDT for the Angels - Mariners game?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I believe so, yes

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Game console talk

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was pretty heavy too

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was expecting more console talk really

That’s nothing compared to the console discussions that have been on here before.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kinda a big day 72 years ago.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 1, 2011 8:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Kinda.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

COLLEGE FOOTBALL STARTS TODAY WOO

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 8:36 AM CDT reply actions  

TALONS UP, BITCHES!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

So excited about this.

Wish my game wasn’t on a Friday, but I will probably gorge on CFB this weekend anyways.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Waiting for Saturday

Going to kill Tulsa

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Sep 1, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is not even a contest. Tulsa is going to get slaughtered by you guys.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

How are you boys going to do down in Waco?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm actually really excited about this game. It will be a good test for the new offensive players.

I think our running back speed still kills Baylor on the edges, but I think the passing game will be muted. I don’t have any worries about our defense. I’m guessing this game comes out 24-10 or 24-12, TCU.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on the OL and Casey Pachall taking care of the ball.

Baylor has a very weak secondary, and will probably blitz a lot to rile up CP and test the OL. If they hold up, I think we win comfortably. RGIII will get his though. I said 28-17, though I think it’ll be more like 24-17 now. If the OL shits the bed, then I could see Baylor pulling it out.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what to do with this game...the line has gone from TCU -6.5 to -4.5

Baylor is at home but how much of an advantage is that?

Baylor is bringing back a lot of experience (I think) but also lost one of their gamechangers (Gordon). What did he do to get run-off, try to bang Briles’ wife or kill somebody?

TCU kicked the living shit out of Baylor last year but lost a ton of talent and the HFrogs might have a little bit of a hangover from 2010.

It might be a game where TCU wins but doesn’t cover…21-17?

This is a good exercise because I think I talked myself out of betting it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think home field matters a lot more for Baylor

because of the type of offense they run.

Do you often bet these first games of the season? Seems hard when we know so little about the teams…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

And from what it sounds like, we're bringing a significant amount of fans

So the home field crowd may not be as big a factor. Or it may rile up Baylor fans even more, I dunno.

I was trying to remember what the Baylor/TCU line was last year. I thought it was around 10 but then my brother (BU alum) thought it was 14.

by drizzle on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Whaaat?

A visiting team is bringing a significant number of fans to a Baylor home game???? How will we ever cope with this completely new and stunning development!?!

=|

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Last year TCU was favored by 21.5 over Baylor

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

35 point win

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

And it wasn't THAT close.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Embarrassing day.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

35-3 at half or somesuch? Aqua shit his pants that day.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

remotes were thrown, pillows were punched…it was not pretty in the Bear household.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't it be the Bear Den?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

It sucks that PETA won't let the bears drink Dr. Pepper.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trolls gotta troll.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Did you soil yourself?

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was like a little kid finding out Santa Claus

wasn’t real.

Lots of noise had been talked by some of the Baylor crew in here and TCU simply lifted their leg on them.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Usually very light with some exceptions.

Early in the season a team like Texas (who is healthy, at home and still filled with a lot of 5 star recruits) might be undervalued by the linesmakers when they’re playing somebody like Rice and that happened this week…line went from Texas -20 to -24. That would have been a good play when the line came out but 24 points might be a deal-breaker.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess I can see it,

but I wouldn’t bet for Texas until I see that OL improve and GG have some decent games.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

You may be waiting for a while on this one:
GG have some decent games

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's nothing you'd go to heavy on but Texas is humbled, hungry and anxious to make a point

plus they’re playing Rice (sorry, JBI).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't touch them with a 10-foot stripper pole

Given the reasons you mentioned and the fact that the team’s pretty much been kept under wraps thus far. They’re just an unknown.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

The other side of this coin is that the linesmakers almost always have their shit together.

They know the betting public is dumb….just fucking stupid…guided much more by their hearts than their brains.

The linesmakers know John Q Public’s betting pants are going to go crazy if he sees a Texas team filled with 5 star recruits, playing at home and favored by less than 3 TDs against Rice.

The key is to put up an early number that draws John Q Public offsides…the lifted skirt and perfumed inner thigh….and turns him into a betting idiot (which happened when line went from 20 to 24 points).

The more I think about it, the more I’m off that game as well. The linesmakers must have initially thought Texas was not much more than a 14 to 16 point favorite so they put the number at 20 so they could draw equal action from both sides.

The 20 points wasn’t near enough…the value play…where you are getting more points than you should… is probably Rice.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

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"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

McMurry is playing at SFA tonight

I can’t imagine that working out well for them

by sarnold on Sep 1, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

SFA wins 200 to -15

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

McMurry High is too small

It won’t end well.

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by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

EAGLE CLAW!

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by Conjunction on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

AX EM, JACKS

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by bigtill2002 on Sep 1, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Go Pokes!

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by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Go Utes!

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by slc ranger on Sep 1, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Go Texans, Red Raiders, and Rams!

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by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Go Cyclones!

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by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Boiler up!

Middle Tennessee State is going down!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I'm friends with a girl who had a two younger siblings in the Beslan, Russia school.

Hearing her talk about it was devastating. She was featured in a documentary about it, “Three Days in September.” It’s a must watch, though it can be hard to get through.

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 1, 2011 8:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Adding to the list of documentaries I will never, ever see:

The Cove

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

the cove is disturbing to say the least

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by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

That the one about Dolphins?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Very, very sad, but it still is one of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen

by MayurP on Sep 1, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

no question, its masterfully done.

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by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Letters to Zachary

Heartbreaking

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-- -- --
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-- -- --
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by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, that's probably it

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-- -- --
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by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

That doc was incredible.

Not sure I’ve ever had the reaction from a film as I did with that one.

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by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was really powerful

“Paper Clips” also struck me. In a different way, but I thought about it for a long time after.

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-- -- --
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by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Same here.

I didn’t know what to do with myself after I saw it.

by Melanie on Sep 1, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I know the girl you're talking about.

From TCU, I assume?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Her initials DF?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had Macro Econ with her my 2nd semester of freshman year.

 Only talked to her maybe once or twice; very pretty girl.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

ok, i looked up the info on what this is about....wow that sounds heartbreaking

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Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was seriously the worst tragedy in a long time over there.

The 1st day of school in Russia is a HUGE deal. Everyone across the country starts on the same day, and it’s a nationwide celebration.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow...i had no idea

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Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's Sept. 1st every year.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

you learn somethin every day

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Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

My mom was horrified when she found out kids here don’t bring their teachers bouquets of flowers on the first day of school (she had me bring them to my 1st grade teacher, who was borderline shocked). I looked like a big brown noser and didn’t have too many friends the first day :|

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by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha yea I would've made fun of you as well

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by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia

wat yellow mustard?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only Red Ketchup

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahhaa....once in 3rd grade, I ralphed all over my desk and the girl who sat in front of me

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Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

So can someone explain to me the time period of SW:TOR

Like how are there clone troopers and star destroyers?

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by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 8:45 AM CDT reply actions  

You're going to have to clarify here.

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Star Wars: The Old Republic

MMO game. I’m in the beta this weekend. :)

Not sure about the star destroyers. They are probably ships that are the forerunner of the star destroyer and look similar. Don’t think there are clone troopers, just “Troopers”. Here is what the site says about the class:

HONOR, DUTY, DEFENSE OF THE REPUBLIC
Not all heroes carry Lightsabers. Some just have the will to fight.

For decades, the armed forces of the Galactic Republic defended their civilization against the seemingly unstoppable Sith Empire. Despite countless setbacks, the men and women of the Republic military never backed down until the Senate ordered them to do so. These brave souls remain ready and willing to lay their lives on the line today.

In the wake of the Treaty of Coruscant, the Republic military has begun recruiting from within its own ranks, creating cutting-edge Special Forces squads for the inevitable day when the war with the Sith Empire begins anew. These advanced strike teams are comprised of only the most talented and disciplined soldiers—a new breed of elite Republic Troopers.

These Troopers are the embodiment of the Republic military’s highest aspirations—the most advanced fighting force in the galaxy. They are equipped to face any foe in any environment, but it’s not their gear that makes them tough—it’s their guts. The Troopers’ greatest weapons are their indomitable spirit, their unwavering sense of duty and their undying loyalty to each other and to the ideals that the Republic represents. In this age, the stakes have never been higher. The Republic must win or face extinction. The fate of the galaxy rests upon ordinary men becoming extraordinary heroes. This is the path of the Republic Trooper.

RELATIONS WITH THE JEDI
The Knights of the Jedi Order have defended the Republic for generations, but they have not fought alone. A host of unsung heroes have marched at the Jedi’s side—common men courageous enough to enlist and face the same risks as their Jedi comrades despite not having access to the Jedi powers of protection. These heroes have not gone unappreciated by the Jedi. The men and women of the Republic military are accorded complete respect and admiration by the Order and by the Republic’s political leaders.

In the years since the Treaty of Coruscant, the Jedi have withdrawn in significant numbers to their homeworld of Tython. Their presence in the Republic military, though still significant, is not what it was during the war. In many ways, the Republic’s newly-trained elite Troopers have stepped up to take charge of the Republic’s defenses. When Troopers are partnered with the Jedi, they are a force to be reckoned with on any battlefield.

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by ortonius on Sep 1, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok...

What is it about a damn pickup truck that turns people into giant assholes on the road? I really don’t understand it.

Not everyone on the road is an asshole. But I can wager that 80% of the people driving aggressively, not using blinkers, cutting people off, tailgating…they’re all in big ass trucks.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:05 AM CDT reply actions  

a lot of the times i see it around here,

its douche bags in shitty 15 year old civics with a door thats a different color than the rest of the car.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I had a similar thought this morning.

But it was all the Mercedes/BMW/Lexus drivers shooting back and forth across three lanes to get two cars ahead of where they started.

by BHill on Sep 1, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

What really pisses me off....

Is how I’m keeping pace with the car in front of me, and then I get tailgated hardcore. Like I’m the one deciding to go 70 in a 60 (THE HORROR).

So all I see is a giant Dodge Ram emblem in my rear view mirror, then they whip around me and try to cut me off to fit into the space between me and the car in front of me.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

that shit pisses me off.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

This happened to me this morning but it was a Mercedes.

I enjoy being able punch it and dump thick diesel smoke all over them and they back off.

/asshole in a big truck

by BHill on Sep 1, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're in Houston

And where you are in Houston tends toward that too.

The asshole truck driver saturates NW Houston to an unreasonable level.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, this is a good point.

Houston drivers are tuuuuuurrrrrible.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Especially on 45 through downtown

I dont understand how that 45/10/610/290 clusterfuck is driven so poorly.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I haven’t been to the Galleria in forever just because of the traffic nonsense.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

The only way I'll go down there is if my girlfriends cousin drives

Because he’s insane and throws caution into the wind.

Montrose is crazy too. People fly through there and the lanes are so small and have so many sharp turns and so many people walking around. It’s chaos.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I live in Montrose. Not getting killed is an acquired skill.

Also:

The only way I’ll go down there is if my girlfriends cousin drives

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

He has a lot of experience driving through the area

You could say he spends a lot of time at the various clubs and venues in the Hollywood/Montrose area.

He’s pro at driving through there

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

No.

It’s very overrated.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm, no.

Weird, I’ve never seen this place but it seems like food I’d like.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

How strange

I’ve been to that gas station in the last month, but never noticed BB’s.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, it is hidden

it’s pretty good. Kinda overpriced though.

Speaking of no zoning, yikes. The montrose area is all over the place.

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's because there is a volatile combination of people that drive like fucking crazy

and people that don’t understand the concept of a passing lane and slower traffic keeping to the right.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me, too.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only place I've experienced worse drivers

was College Station. And at least there, you know what you’re getting: slower than dirt drivers.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

that means the cow milking is done and there's not much else to do.

/MikeE

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by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Than Houston?

It’s terrible. There are some cities in this country that I’m completely terrified of the drivers from the times i’ve been there. LA, Chicago, DC, &St Louis are probably the 3 most terrifying places I’ve driven.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Houston is exceptionally poor

I have no issues in Fort Worth or Dallas

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--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come to Buenos Aires

and you will NEVER complain about American drivers again.

I constantly feel like my life is at risk in a cab or bus.

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by vfn on Sep 1, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll never forget being on a tour bus in Mexico

There was a guy standing up at the front telling us what we were driving past and all that..

The driver started yelling at the car next to him — the driver leaned over and said something in Spanish. The next thing you know the bus driver slams into the other car on purpose and knocks it into a ditch.

The tour guide just says “Welcome to Mexico — nothing to see here”

It was shocking

by Dirk Diggler on Sep 1, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec for your inevitable facial expression.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worley?

Nah, he’s been in Texas for a while now.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only a week or so

I was in PA for two weeks.

Moving up to PA/Ohio for a few months until December.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tricksey.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I went to UH yesterday.

Started the process to applying. Was told my navy transcript alone will get me accepted to the school. Whoo Hoo!

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats

I hope you enjoy walking.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Step 1. Buy Firearm

Step 2. Carry firearm.
Step 3. Apply to UH.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Still get mugged.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Step 6: Remain unfazed when the homeless die

<a href=“http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6646771”Here

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

fail

Here

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Step 7: Get invited into Big12.

UGH! Fuck you, UT.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was there yesterday for most of the day.

I didn’t get that bad of a feeling about things.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just wait.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok...

Now I’m concerned.

This is a good school right? So….this is worth it. Right?

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just take day classes

It’s just in the hood

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's now a Tier 2 school, so I think it's headed in the right direction.

But crime is definitely an issue, especially for those who live on campus or stay late.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

The campus itself has some very pretty spots.

I imagine some of the dregs of society probably gravitate to the campus grounds after dark though.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gotcha.

I’ll only be doing day classes, so not all that concerned. I was actually pretty impressed by what I saw.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well...I'm never going to a damn UH game.

So there’s that.

Plus, I’m more worried about the bumfuck of a town I’ll be living in Ohio than UH.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't worry about your car

You’ll be there during the day.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

exactly.

This is my approach.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

i went to a UH game when i was there visiting during my senior year of HS.

pretty sure coppell had more people at our game the night before.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I went to the UH / Tech game in 2009...no probs whatsoever

and I felt very safe. Tech got beat (fucking Taylor Potts!!!), it was a long-ass walk to the car and hot as hell but they sold beer at the stadium so that helped solve everything.

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by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just go to the Burger King across the street from the football stadium

Its frightening

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I went to UH for a couple years and

never felt unsafe and I had several night classes. If you are on campus everything should be fine.

Now, just off campus is a different story.

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

As someone who gets woken up ~monthly in the middle of the night

from his wife’s phone alerting her that she has an e-mail from UH with details of another mugging/B&E/theft, I disagree strongly.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is this right off campus or actually on campus?

I never felt unsafe and commonly would be on campus past 10PM.

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both.

The latest one was a report of a girl in a dorm waking up in the middle of the night to find a non-UH student in her room watching her.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would think it would be worse

to wake up in the middle of the night to find a UH student in your room…

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by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ohhh no you didn't!

Are you a Houston hater too? I know you went to Rice, thats a nice part of town.

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love Houston, actually

It is just fun to tease UH…

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

See, for guys at least, I would've guessed that Rice would've been like GT:

I would’ve probably preferred to wake up and find a female Georgia State student in my room than a female GT one.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

They aren't all,

but engineers (male or female) don’t exactly have a reputation of being the most beautiful people in the world.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Closure is the obvious exception.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

As Max noticed the exquisite shape of his wings and this long stinger, he couldn’t help but wonder…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was too good looking.

[thinks about reputation of attractiveness of CS folks]

Oh. Crap.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what you're getting at here

but I don’t think I’m going to like it.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

CS isn't quite "engineering," depending on who you ask.

My employer, for instance, considers it a type of math degree.

So I was like “yes, I do get to escape the engineers=not hot stereotype!” But then I remembered that there are plenty of CS-related appearance stereotypes anyway—-it’s probably worse, really!

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

True, I fail at reading.

I thought he was talking about all GT.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got hired on, actually.

I start my first project next week.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

All the projects in the PA area?

by BHill on Sep 1, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I'll be working out of Ohio to start with.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's really bad here.

For whatever reason, this morning I just had enough. Normally, I just curse to myself and glare a bit.

Today, I did the ol’ brake stomp to the idiot who was about 5 feet off my bumper. I think he about shit himself, because he fell about a good 100 feet or so before roaring up the beltway in the far right lane.

Had some lady on a cell phone honking at me, and tailgating…..because I guess she thought I was the one going too slow in the left hand lane. She decided to punch it and swing around me and then cut me off when she realized the car ahead was only about 20 feet in front of me.

So, I gunned it, raced around her and did the same thing. Then slowed down and kept pace with a big ass truck next to me. I was laughing maniacally as she honked her fucking horn for about 30 seconds straight.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

That last maneuver...

Does anyone else call that the Mexican Roadblock? I don’t even know why I call it that or why anyone would call it that. It doesn’t even seem to be particularly pejorative, but I feel a little bad calling it that.

Just wanted to see if anyone else had heard that phrase…

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by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes, ive executed a mexican roadblock before.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love it.

Especially to assholes who think anyone doing under 85 is going to slow.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've used the tactic a lot.

Just never heard it called that, but I’ll use it. The best one I ever pulled was on a lady in a convertible running her suck on a cell phone. She kept diving back and forth between lanes and riding my ass. Then she got stuck behind me and a semi where she couldn’t change lanes. I gave her the diesel smoke treatment and she dropped back about 100 yards.

/CS,B

by BHill on Sep 1, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know I have, but I never had a name for it.

One of my favorite moves is what I call “The Sunny Day Surprise.” When someone is tailgating you, just throw on your windshield cleaner. If they are too close, they will get a nice spray of wiper fluid. Surprise!

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Go for it.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

So glad I started taking the rail again

so I don’t have to deal this shit as much.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

this is why i want to move to a city with better pubtrans.

im getting sick and tired of driving everywhere, and dealing with shitheads on the road who dont know how to drive or think its a fucking formula1 race.

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- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Problem with that:

You have to wait outside.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

i will gladly do that.

especially if its in D.C. or Boston where seasons exist. I love the cold weather.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sure,

but as somebody who uses some public transport in Houston right now…it sucks.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Austin's rail is in its infancy

and there are problem with it, but it’s been pretty ideal for me.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

How full/empty are the trains?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Packed when I'm on them

I take the 7:03 from Howard, and the 4:55 from Downtown and its standing room only each way…not for me though, cause I usually kick some old bastard out of his seat so I can sit down. He needs the exercise.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Huh. It's good to know that it is actually getting used that much then.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely

After a slow start, it’s looking like this might not be the disaster everyone thought. And, without going off on a CapMetro rant, it seems they have, at the very least, started turning the ship around. We’ll see I guess.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Time will tell.

If I had a downtown job, I would probably ride the rail, too.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Houston wishes it had Austin's rail.

It’s absurd. Something like 5+M people in the greater Houston area and they have one rail. One.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

thats because houston sucks, doc.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Winner

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--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

That may be true..

But it’s better than Connecticut.

So it’s good for me.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

No arguments here.

It’s not as bad as I thought it would be, but…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

my uncle just moved from austin to houston.

dell to BP, and he isnt too happy about it aside from working for BP. hes gonna be spending a good deal of his time in london too, which he hopes will help him get through houston haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hah,

yeah, I might take that tradeoff. Though London’s stupid expensive.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have been in Houston for

6 years now and it has grown on me. I grew up in the Dallas area and lived in Austin for 5 or 6 years so I had many of the same opinions of Houston that most people on this board have.

There are areas that need to be avoided (like any other city) but also some really nice areas.

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Houston has no zoning.

This is a problem.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't like strip clubs in your neighborhood?

I hear ya.

Houston isn’t my favorite place but I think it gets bashed unnecessarily. I guess that will happen with a Dallas centric blog?

The Museum District, Discovery Green, Midtown, Washington/Heights, Memorial Park, Garden Oaks, etc. There are several nice areas of Houston. Montrose is a nice neighborhood too, but suffers from the lack of zoning.

If you stick to certain areas it isn’t a terrible place to live.

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, Montrose is fine generally.

But Wash Heights and Midtown are two areas where people who don’t have 75K in their bank account could afford a home, and while they could, they would also get mugged or worse…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

People in Houston are horrible drivers.

Trucks are very prevalent in Houston.

Your theory that it is the vehicle of choice turning people into assholes seems massively flawed.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I promise you 90% of the dumbfucks I see in Dallas are driving Eurotrash

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure I agree.

Now, the guys in the trucks with giant lift packages, though…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

There's actually a reason

for loud motorcycles, well for Harley type bikes there is.

The saying is “Loud pipes save lives” which is true, if you hear a motorcycle coming from a 1/2 a mile away you’re going to be less likely to pull out right in front of it or cut it off.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of traffic,

San Antonio has this goofy-ass thing where they put off-ramps before on-ramps. So you exit the highway, then have to move over to avoid re-entering the highway. And meanwhile the people who weren’t on the highway but want to get on have to cross the exiting traffic to get into the far left lane.

SO. BACKWARD.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

There are quite a few places like that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

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by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's not the case down here, it's just apparently the standard pattern.

You could get a bigass crane and a saw and cut out the ramps and reverse their orders and be just fine space-wise.

The main thing I can think of is that it gives exiting cars theoretically more access to strip malls on the access road without having to backtrack. But that goes out the window when it’s a three lane access road with lots of cars on it.

If it were up to me I’d just ditch the access roads. I thought they were indispensable after growing up in Texas, but surprisingly I didn’t miss them at all in Georgia.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

It you reverse it, you put the traffic snarl on the freeway

Folks exiting would have to slow down to merge with entering traffic. Better to put the snarl on the service road than in the right 2 lanes of the freeway.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

But it will be 1000 times worse..

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you're overestimating how quickly people get up to speed when merging into any decent amount of traffic.

I don’t remember exiting being any harder in other cities (though of course it’s impossible to control for traffic levels, etc).

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

AT major interchanges (like I witness every friggin' day, it's bad

A steady line of cars coming on, immediately before an exit needed by a steady line of cars, is brutal.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

290 near Cypress in Houston is like that

And it’s used specifically for zipping around traffic

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

Not the strategy I’d want my road design to encourage, though.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate fuckers that do that

“lok how much more important my time is!! Everyone wait for me while I remerge!!”

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wish so many pears on people like that

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like that in Richardson off 75 North. Every goddamn day at Spring Valley/Belt Line.

I get in the right lane because that one turns into the exit only for Belt line. Before that, Spring Valley is the prime exit for people, who then get back on seconds later, but then jam up the road by not letting people merge properly + the handful of people who don’t know Belt Line is exit only, and have to get over at the last possible second.

Those folks need a knife in their brain.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm putting a lift kit on my truck to compensate for my small penis.

Yeah I see what you’re saying, but I get cut off by cocksuckers in BMWs and Benzies way more than trucks.

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by bigtill2002 on Sep 1, 2011 1:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Gonna be so glad

When our company moves to a new building next month. My desk at our current office is right next to the breakroom, and it gets way too loud from 8:30-9:30 when everyone’s getting their coffee.

Also, I read this morning that there’s a city in Uzbekistan called “Jizzax.” I find this hilarious.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Sep 1, 2011 9:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Read the PGT, enjoyed a tastey Newberg Report, a new Parks TFR, some Joey insights, quick scan of HH reactions

Great way to kill the first hour of any day

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 9:11 AM CDT reply actions  

I need to do that last thing

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK

This stretch on HH made me laugh a little …

The AL West is turning into an awkward high school party
The Rangers totally want us to f*ck them and we just won’t do it.
Because we don’t have any condoms and we’re afraid that we’ll run into our parents at the store when we go to buy some
Or maybe we’re afraid the Red Sox will see us
And get all jealous and ask where we’ve been since Oct. ’09.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not even sure what this means

plus everyone knows you have to go raw dog on that shit

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

OT

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by Mike E on Sep 1, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

mornin', friends!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Anyone seen the show Mighty Ships on Smithsonian?

I saw one the other day about a pipelaying ship in the North Sea. It was fascinating. Basically, this ship contains a pipe factory that builds the pipe as the ship moves through the sea dropping the pipe into a pre-trenched area. The amount of control the captain had over the ship (he could move it one or two inches at a time) was amazing.

All this to say, I watched this show for an hour and marveled at where technology has brought us. My wife said it was the most boring thing she had ever watched.

/csb?

Here’s the ship.

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by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 9:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Somewhat relatedly:

Has anybody watched any of the [commercial-free] Discovery show about the rebuilding of the World Trade Center? I saw an episode last week and was captivated by it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hadn't heard about it. I'll check it out.

I was in NYC a couple months ago and it was the first time I’d ever been to the WTC site. It’s staggering in terms of how big the area is that was demolished.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think they show multiple episodes after the newest on Thursday evening.

Could be wrong.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

there was something on KERA last night about the WTC, they were talking about the amazing steel formations they found in the rubble.

it was incredible.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

i do this everytime i go to an airport or get on an airplane.

to see those huge planes fly through the air is amazing (its not like ive only flown once or something, i flown a pretty good bit in my day), and it gets me everytime i fly.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

My drive home kills me

I have to take 114 to 121 right by DFW and every time I have a plane pass maybe 60 feet ahead of me. It’s kind of breath-taking.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

laying pipe, eh?

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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Should have expected this...

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes

yes you should have.

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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's pretty sweet.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

When does the ALDS playoff schedule come out?

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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

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by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 9:21 AM CDT reply actions  

You mean the times?

Cause I think the sched is out with the dates.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just dates is all I was looking for.

Didn’t bother looking yet bc I didnt think it was out.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Find them?

Link.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck. Fears confirmed.

I’ll be in California during games 3 and 4 of the ALCS.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

quit.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Games 3 & 4 of the ALDS

Those are going to be day games again probably, right?

Gonna have to figure out how to skip work that day like last year. Or work from home.

by Dirk Diggler on Sep 1, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

you register for the playoff drawing?

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I bought tix right away for the ALDS last year and had nosebleeds.

It was actually more fun to get the standing room only tix which I did for another ALDS and ALCS game.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

we should get tickets in the cuervo club leather seats

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just realized the Game 1 of the ALCS*, TX/OU, and my friend's 30th are all on the same day

and I’ll be in Dallas.

*So as to avoid any TDT-like jinxings, this post is in no way meant to suggest that the Rangers will be playing in this game.

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by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's already out.

Game 1-2 on Friday, Saturday Game 3-4 on Monday, Tuesday

by mizzou918 on Sep 1, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Waking up with a crick in your neck is the pits.

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 9:37 AM CDT reply actions  

This.

I have one this morning, too. Must be getting old.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

got one right now as well.

think its time to get a new pillow

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

this reminds me of something I meant to ask a few weeks ago

kind of in the same vain as the “is it gross to take a sandwich into the bathroom” question. The pillow I use is probably about 20 years old…it’s a down pillow with just the right mix of feathers to pillow. My wife calls it “the sack of feathers.” Is this gross? It’s the only pillow I can sleep with. If I don’t have it, I do not sleep at all.

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

It is gross. That thing is probably full of old sweat.

But if that is what works for you, go with it. I have enough trouble getting sleep that if I found something that worked really well, I would probably keep it for 20 years, too.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

my wife says she thinks there are bugs in it

if they help me sleep, I’ll take all the bugs in the world

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

In high school, I had a pillow that was about 6-7 years old.

I have oily skin, so the thing was pretty gross, but I loved it. Then one day, my stepmom decided that it was too gross and washed it. It came out all lumpy, and I could never use it again. So if you’ve got something that works for you, I say stick with it.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I read somewhere

that it’s a good idea to put a pillow in a freezer ever once in a while to kill shit that lives in there. I should probably do this.

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's probably better than baking it.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Better than a dick in the neck

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by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I need a recipe for a brisket rub

my wife invited over the neighbor lady with big cans and her husband for food Saturday night. They’re from Camden, NJ, so they’ve never really had bbq before. I want to do it up right…bold flavors and whatnot.

I’m also gonna have to get another smoker because mine crapped out. I know I’ll get disapproving looks and taht one really weird cartoon angryface that Max posts all the time, but I’m gonna get an electric one. With 2 kids and shitloads of chores, I just don’t have the time or energy to tend to a wood smoker. Heh. wood smoker. TWSS.

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:41 AM CDT reply actions  

judging by how you worded this post,

i would think you are about 57 right now, and think twitter is a new language in africa.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

wha?

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

x
one really weird cartoon angryface
With 2 kids and shitloads of chores, I just don’t have the time or energy
Heh. wood smoker. TWSS.
the

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I suppose that does make me sound like an old man who yells at kids popping firecrackers and can't get the VCR to stop blinking "12:00"

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's a VCR?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

The last one I used

Portioning depends on the size of the brisket, but…

equal parts smoked salt, pepper, ancho powder, chili powder, smoked paprika, cumin, brown sugar w/spicy mustard base

I might be missing something, but thats basically what I used + a basting bbq sauce

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by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Figure out your own proportions according to your taste

but It’s gotta have a couple tablespoons of fresh ground cumin, chili powder, mustard powder, paprika, brown sugar, and use an apple cider vinegar to baste

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like cider vinegar as the base for a baste

The last one I used had lemon juice and whiskey added to it. Delicious

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by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've never heard of basting a brisket before

jsut dry rub and let it sit for 24 hours first. Please explalin.

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's probably not 100% necessary, especially if you don't trim the brisket of it's god-given fat.

But it does help keep the edges and ends from completely drying out

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think basting was the wrong word

I take an empty spray bottle and spray it every hour. Works like people that dump a beer on it every hour.

It definitely isn’t necessary, but it does add more flavor

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by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

bold flavors

you guys

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes, basting was the wrong word

spritz, mop, whatevs… just something to help it sweat

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

schvitz?

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Schmaltz?

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by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

schmutz

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Turbinado sugar is good in rubs

I read somewhere the bigger crystals hold up to heat better and melt rather than burn. Not sure how much sense that makes, but I use it and like the results.

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by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

I’ve never had this.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Does it just taste like sugar?

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by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I keep it on hand for brewing. It’s just unrefined sugar. It’s light tan in color, maybe a bit more caramel flavor than regular table sugar. Not much though.

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting...I might have to try that

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by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

this is the smoker I'm probably gonna get

I had an identical one, but it crapped out over time.

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seen those before

I built my own…it wasnt difficult

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by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's actually what I've been leaning toward

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

What are you smoking with?

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

is this a wood question?

mesquite chunks.

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Be careful on long smokes with those

Can get a bit harsh. I like to do the first 4 hours on mesquite and switch to oak or hickory for the final 10 hours.

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

I was not aware. Thanks!

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, ok.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Musers piece on American tennis this morning is pretty good

and Craig’s segment on the Gladwell-Grantland article was nice too.

It reminds me that this can actually be a really good show (and station) sometimes.

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by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:44 AM CDT reply actions  

tennis

yeah!

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't even like tennis all that much

but the segment was just interesting radio.

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by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

did they talk about that one tennis chick who used to have absolutely massive boobs?

she has since got a boob job, and looks better, but damn those things were magnificent.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Corby was talking about her yesterday...or Tuesday

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by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

What was the tennis article about?

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by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

So, I'm looking for new dress shirts

But it seems like there are three times as many XLs as there are Mediums.
Why is the universe punishing me for losing weight?

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by Conjunction on Sep 1, 2011 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

America

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

where are you shopping at?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Perry Ellis is having a 40% off sale

that’s where I’m browsing this morning.
I don’t know much about clothes, but a friend who’s an assistant manager at Kohl’s assured me the stuff is good quality.

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by Conjunction on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I used to buy there stuff.

It’s not tailored especially well, but the color tones are solid and the quality is decent.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck you guys

Try finding 36 × 36 pants…. or long but not fat shirts.

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by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

no fuck you!

try finding a shirt with a huge chest and a small waist, it ain’t easy!

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by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Suck a dick Johnny Bravo!

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by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

will do!

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by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I use to work out with a guy who seriously was built like Johnny Bravo

He could never find clothes… but that didn’t bother him

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by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

you have to have the waist's brought in, no biggie..

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by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

If BigGuns won the lottery, he'd complain about having to buy a new wallet!

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tell myself it's becaues the Mediums sell too fast.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you want my advice (which you haven't requested) you should look at JCPenney.

Their Stafford brand is usually very high quality for the price. If you hit it on a sale, you can pick up decent dress shirts for about $25/each. I have been wearing mine for several years without noticeable wear.

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by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

A man who deserves it.
Owner Jerry Jones hinted that NT Jay Ratliff is in search of a contract extension.
Jones essentially admitted that Ratliff has outperformed his contract, which is set to pay him $3.75 million this season and $4.875 million in 2012. Ratliff has started every game over the last three years and made the Pro Bowl in each of those seasons. ESPN Dallas reported Thursday that the two sides have begun talks.

by octoberty on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 AM CDT reply actions  

What amused me is how innocuously this began

Jerry joked about Ratliff being underpaid at a luncheon… then Rat’s agent heard about that, and boom. We have a story.

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by Conjunction on Sep 1, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jerry was stupid for saying that

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
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by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Parts of him are, for sure

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by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

This would be much better than the Scandrick deal.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, no, no.

This is what got Jerry into the mess to begin with.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Working

so much working.

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by Conjunction on Sep 1, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Golfing, swimming, drinking, grilling, watching sports.

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by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

what course do you frequent?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I bounce around...Ridgeview, Chase Oaks, Twin Creeks, Cowboys, Castle Hill,

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by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

ive been playing at out northwood... also benbrook if i feel like driving all that way

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

really want to play dallas athletic club or dallas national..

but thats near to impossible

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've played DAC a few times but it's been a while. Nice course but nothing too special about it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

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by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

what about tour 18?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't played it but I have played Tribute. I kinda like that course.

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"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Played there last year

I liked it. It’s cool to play some of the famous holes even if they are knockoffs.

The island green is freaking impossible.

by Dirk Diggler on Sep 1, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

You guys are talkin about my hometown area.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding?

Weird. Close friends of our’s just moved out of it last fall.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tribute is off a lake (Lewisville?) and I played out there once when

it was very windy which made it kinda chilly giving it a very British feel.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

getting screwed

Monday is a holiday, but I’m off (we work an unbalanced schedule, so I get Saturday, Sunday and every other Monday off). On my Monday’s I work a security job at a movie theater (which is usually cake since no one is there on Mondays) but I guarantee it’ll be busy on Monday and I’ll have to do stuff instead of sit around watching tv all night. So, instead of sweet holiday pay (time and-a-half) I get the much much lower off-duty pay rate. Bleh.

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

It always sucks having to actually 'work' at an extra job

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate it

the pay rate is $9 less per hour than I make at actual work and lower than most of the other off-duty ones. But I get to watch free movies and Rangers games/MNF, so I haven’t quit yet. My other one as a courier is actually fun…2 hours a day right before I go to work and I make a lot of money at it.

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

All the theaters around here are like that too

I work a neighborhood patrol for 4 hours every Monday morn before work and sub at a high end salon every so often. Waiting for the fur sales to start at Neiman’s again. Easy money there. I’ll take a bucket of red paint for those suckers.

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I read an article about you guys doing the neighborhood patrols

very progressive….a great solution to the problem of “I never see a cop in my neighborhood/Because we’re fucking busy all the time!”

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting

I feel like some neighborhoods would not appreciate cops patrolling all the time…like for fear of property value going down

by ab03 on Sep 1, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Costs $600/ month for the car

And another $40-50/hour for the officer. If the HOA can afford it, it works great.

*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Our neighborhood had volunteers patrolling

They have a nice little magnetic roof light and everything

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

working saturday for some extra cheddah.... laying by the pool..

vodka.. rangers baseball… comatose..

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

will you be wearing a polo shirt, shorts and a white golf cap?

that appears to be what you’re wearing in every FB picture of you…

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha.. i have some navy caps too..

usually i wear.. khaki or navy shorts…. collared shirts… sperrys…

its kind of my thing bozo

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think I might have some moths

as all the t-shirts I have are now afflicted with tiny holes all over. Eh. I don’t really care. As long as my robe and wizard hat are unscathed.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

you are 31 and married.. not 26 and on the prowl for young sluts

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

valid point

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

They probably came out of your pillow

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Relaxing.

Sleeping in. Watching movies. Playing hours of Europa Universalis 3. I also plan on joining in on my first GDT in a while.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh!!!

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Working the weekend, and smoking a brisket on Monday

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what this means

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

a drug joke

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I figured but there was so little context that it threw me through a loop.

Thank you for your service

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's a joke about smoking drugs

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thats a very old man phrase

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

it sounds like something a very out-of-touch cop would say

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is it like taking pot?

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who plays PS3 sports games online?

I wanna pick one up and play someone here.

by octoberty on Sep 1, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Make it Xbox 360

we will have at it in Madden, sir.

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by Conjunction on Sep 1, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I play BFBC2

When BF3 comes out, I will play that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

You still play BC2?

Last time I was on there the games were half full and weren’t much fun. Maybe it was a bad day.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not as good as it used to be, that's for sure.

But there is a dedicated group of probably 300 that can make good games late at night.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I need more people to play in Madden

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll get Madden.

Franchise is a good timesuck, anyhow.

by octoberty on Sep 1, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed. Hello NHL 12! I spend way too much time with those

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently they fucked up Franchise

Which meant that I really don’t want to buy it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

How’d they fuck it up? That’s always my favorite part

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

The new Free Agency's poorly implemented

and if you don’t scout a rookie before the draft, you don’t even get his 40 numbers, so you basically are stuck to a certain pool and completely fucking blind on EVERYONE else.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Sep 1, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's so dumb

Welp, I can cross that off my list.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thats asinine

Ill pass

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

NCAA football

We had some discussion about that last night.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

It either just came out or is coming out very soon.

Haven’t picked it up yet, strongly considering it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've got NCAA

and should have The Show next week.

Will probably get 2K12 when it comes out too.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Sep 1, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

ive got NCAA too, and will probably add FIFA12 and NHL12.

and that will be it for my video game buying.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

We'll probably get FIFA

and then Uncharted 3 when it hits.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I figure, for the rest of the year

Arkham City, 2K12, BF3, and U3… then I’ll stock up on cheap games that I’ve been interested in when I go to the US. See what EB has used.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Sep 1, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're picking up an IANF?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

the inlaws are coming in town so that means I'll be playing video games, relaxing, reading

and doing a fair amount of drinking.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

My buddy just bought a boat

so we’ll probably go out on that Saturday morning, then I’ve got a bachelor’s party to go to that night. That means maybe 18 straight hours of drinking, boating, and poker.

Sunday I won’t do shit I’m sure.

Monday I’ll probably go get some disc golf in. See if the wife wants to do it.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Painting my kitchen

(Not a euphemism)

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

So did they

finish your floors (again, not a euphemism) in a day or did they have to come back?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

He finished in a day

Because I told him he had to. So instead of leaving at 5 on Friday and coming back Monday, he finished at 6:30 on Friday. Seriously. I don’t know why he wouldn’t want to just finish rather than come back for two hours on Monday. I felt kinda bitchy until my dad later told me that the guy spent a ton of time on the phone with his wife all day.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

niiice....

Yea, I wouldn’t feel too bad either after having learned that.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cleaning

Probably grill or roast some large cut of meat, clean up the apartment, and play Football Manager.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Sep 1, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be the only one in my dept. working tomorrow

Drive-By Trucker concert Friday night, then off to Clifton area to do some dove hunting through Monday.

*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut

My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

My last day of month-end time entry.

I could not give less of a shit about my billable hours. It feels wonderful.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 10:09 AM CDT reply actions  

.
BFeldmancbs Bruce Feldman
by cableflyguy
After 17 yrs, I’m leaving ESPN. I’m excited to announce I’ve joined @cbssports. My first day is today.

by octoberty on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 AM CDT reply actions  

oh shit

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

so switched from TWC to Uverse yesterday

went from 79.99 for just cable to 49.99 for cable and internet… plus 150 dollars cash back on a visa gift card… for 6 month contract.. so basically im paying 30 bucks less for more services and get 3 months free out of the 6 month contract…..

FUCK YOU TWC… EAT MY SHIT

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:14 AM CDT reply actions  

nicely done.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice!!

I haven’t seen anyone who enjoys their TWC.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the other side, brother.

The grass is much greener over here.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've had uverse for 3.5 yrs now

and I’m just now having my first major issue with them. They’re not perfect, but they’re better than TW fo so.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Similar case here.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I had to switch over.

I decided to do DirecTV because my only other option was TWC. Ugh.

Although, I have to TWC for internet.

Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.

by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

I must have done something wrong.

I was paying $185 for cable and internet with Uverse.

Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.

by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm much higher.

I’m assuming it’s an intro rate thing.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can't complain much, because I got an incredible deal with DTV.

It’s a shame, because I really like the whole Uverse set up. But I could never get a damn DVR to work.

Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.

by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

The only service other than DTV

that I’ve had that I really liked was Verizon FiOS, but damn that shit is massively expensive.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm hopeful that DTV is worth it.

Because I’m stuck with it for a while.

Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.

by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love DTV

The picture quality is really really good, and add to that the ability to record 100 hours of HD programming on the DVR and it’s pretty much unbeatable.

The ONLY issue is severe weather. It sucks when storms are rolling in and you can’t keep an eye on them because you don’t have a picture.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ooh.

I need to do that.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Sep 1, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Day one of what?

The new Fiscal Year?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 AM CDT reply actions  

QE3

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

wait no im wrong

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

its not december yet

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

October is my favorite.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

rec

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

a month thats not august

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

which means rent is due.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

but I know y'all wanted that 808

can ya feel that B-A-S-S bass

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM CDT reply actions  

i like old outkast better

aha hush that fuss.. everybody move to the back of the bus

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is garoonic.

And sad.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Because aquemini isn't that old?

It’s old enough where it isn’t ironic.

by ab03 on Sep 1, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah thats 90s shit

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just that Outkast made quite a bit of music before it.

I’ve often heard people say they like old Outkast, but they’re referring to pre-Aquemini.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah.. i have some of the oldies stashed away somewhere in my CD collection

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can we get some Big Boi solo love in this thread?
I double dare, matter of fact nigga I double dog dare
any rapper that take it there with this playa here
Let’s be clear, I’m a leader not your peer
Valedictorian of this rap shit every year (year year year)
Like beer and pretzels with the game I go good
I’m the Hansel to your Gretel, you’s a dame, understood

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's that

southernplayalisticcadillacfunkymusic

*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut

My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well it's the M-I-Crooked Letter

Ain’t no one better. And when I’m on microphone you best to wear your sweater ‘cause I’m cooler than a polar bear’s toe nails…

by ab03 on Sep 1, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

SLAPPA DA BASS !

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

slap a da da byass

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

people who are going to wedgefest or still have an interest in going to wedgefest...

i strongly urge you to go to the new and final wedgefest fanpost.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:37 AM CDT reply actions  

you need to provide a contact number and a definite time and place to meet up for

carpooling dickface

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

this is disturbing...

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Question for the computer-coding types in here

My friend and I were talking about quantuum computing and that sort of thing the other day, and apparently quantuum computers would have 3 bits instead of 2. How drastic of a change would that be from a coding perspective? What are the kinds of things you would see, or that would change, about computers? Would we even notice much of a change except for speed?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions  

DNA processors.

Mind. Blown.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

well fuck.. discount tire doesnt do wheel alignment.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

No they don't

I could have told you that.

Check out NTB.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

okay.. thanks for the rec

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

New Mexico State Trooper caught having sex on security camera..

I know Loblaw would check for camera’s never do something like this..
http://www.inquisitr.com/137690/new-mexico-state-trooper-caught-having-sex-on-security-camera/

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 10:50 AM CDT reply actions  

Woah, in full uniform.

Impressive.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

x
The video in question was obtained two weeks ago by TV station KOB after they filed a public request with the Santa Fe Sheriff’s office and it shows the officer still wearing his utility belt while engaging in sexual intercourse at the Santa Fe Canyon Ranch.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still wearing his belt.

Impressive.

*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding

an A+ for effort, at least.

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

sounds like super troopers

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

NSFW picture here.

Pretty funny stuff.

http://i.imgur.com/1XhZz.jpg

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha is that a dog behind him?

Too funny

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes the dog is watching!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dude

There’s a dog! That makes the picture

by ab03 on Sep 1, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

The cop is looking over his shoulder, too.

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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

U Mad, empty space behind me?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

She looks ok from that angle

that dog likes it

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by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, she appears to be enjoying herself.

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by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i believe so..... I was told our campus cops (at midwestern state)

had more authority than state troopers but less than game wardens…

I dont know how since all they did is write parking tickets.. but apparently they had a lot of power….

make LOBLAW can shed some light on this.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

More power in that they can enforce the college's house rules.

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Campus cops

My brother is a corporal at TCC, and he said he spends most of his workdays running background checks on potential hires for the school…

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Sep 1, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure, yes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Higher acclaim

Less pay and less safety. You’re out there by yourself most of the time. It’s nice knowing cover is usually only a few minutes if not seconds away in the city.

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Higher acclaim?

What good does that do? Less pay sucks.

by ab03 on Sep 1, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

But State Troopers are really well respected among the hierarchy of cops. They can handle their shit.

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

And they're most likely to get into high-speed pursuits

which are like 99% of the reason I’d ever want to be a cop.

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Their SOP is awesome

It’s basically “Do what you gotta do to keep you and innocent citizens safe”

City I work in has a 500+ page SOP. It’s ridiculous.

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here especially

backup might be 30-45 mintues away. they’re taught to handle any kind of situation solo. Although I still wouldn’t like the work of being a taillight chaser

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

F that

car crashes and speeding tickets. no thanks.

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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lol
The station also spoke with various citizens in the area who all seemed to agree that the act was an egregious violation of the officers role.

You don’t say?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

did they all say it just like that too?

an egregious violation?

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

More or less
"It’s an inappropriate use of time," along with "Inappropriate use of our tax money, I mean we pay these guys," and "With that kind of judgment you don’t want him carrying a weapon,"

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cockblockers.

That dude is just trying to get him a slice. Why you gotta hate?

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by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's got a weapon, all right.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he filed the proper weapon discharge report

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hehe, "Weapon"

“This is my rifle this is my gun…”

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by bking on Sep 1, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

What part of

Protect and Serve don’t they get.

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was he not wearing a condom?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wish some citizen had said

“quit hatin’…he’s just tryin to get some stanky on his hang down!”

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by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh
Please, Person In Charge Of Booking This Event

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

one of my favorite parts

Anyway, the word in last Sunday’s paper was there’s talk of having a “major Canadian concert act” perform at the FaceOff event, with the possibility Nickelback is in the running to perform.

As people who love music and love Winnipeg even more, we have a request: Please ensure this does not happen. The return of the NHL to Winnipeg is something we have been dreaming about for 15 years. Please do not sully the celebration with the presence of a band whose existence is antithetical to the very concept of celebration.

by hpallotta on Sep 1, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

i enjoyed this one.
We don’t need Winnipeg’s reputation sullied by people with questionable taste in music. Again, they may attend a Nickelback concert and be free of the abuse and scorn meted out by judgmental losers such as ourselves.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

If not Nickelback

then it’s either Barenaked Ladies or Rush, right? Do they have anybody else to choose from?

by ab03 on Sep 1, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I forgot the new generation I guess

Beiber, Lavigne, Drake

But I would assume Arcade Fire isn’t considered big time enough

by ab03 on Sep 1, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Man, the only thing black at a hockey game is the puck

/Drake&thatoneKeanuReevesmovie

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by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure if this is supposed to be serious.

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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

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by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think winning the Grammy for Album Of The Year isn't big time enough.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or headlining ACL

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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

celine dion

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bryan Adams

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Alanis Morissette

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by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sum 41

Flatliners, Weakerthans, Propagandhi

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am I the only person who hates Lee Corso?

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by bigtill2002 on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM CDT reply actions  

i dont hate him.

but hes not my favorite.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're right...

He’s not on my Berman/Holtz/Dickie V/Joe Paterno level of hate yet.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

i hate that ND guy that has a lisp like he had 14 strokes and still thinks hes relevant

on the college football scene… always picking ND

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lou Holtz?

That’s the type of senility you can live with

by ab03 on Sep 1, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah lou holtz... i cant watch him for more than like 20 seconds without

changing the channel.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is he on ESPN?

Then you are not the only one who hates him.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

We're having fun here, no?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the hockey geeks here...

The Flyers just fucked over the Stars hard by giving that contract to James van Riemsdyk.

Jamie Benn is going to get THE WORLD.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 11:00 AM CDT reply actions  

when does he become a FA?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

RFA after this season.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

sonofabitch pile of monkey nuts

well……Niewy is gonna have to pay $Texas. Thats all there is to it.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm telling ya.

Five days after the sale is complete, Jamie Benn signs a six-year contract.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

no question this happens

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

balls.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jamie Benn is your world, broseph....

And there’s no doubt, they gotta keep his ass so give him whatever he wants. Future of the club? Probably.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 1, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, im not sure the stars can afford to drop another fairly big name guy

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jamie Benn is under control for 6 more years

He isnt going anywhere.

"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you just reminded me that preseason hockey starts this month...

MOTHERFUCKINYEAH! So much better than preseason football.

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by bigtill2002 on Sep 1, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Shoot your pigs from a helicopter

just like your ancestors

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 11:20 AM CDT reply actions  

are feral hogs tasty?

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can only imagine they're a bit gamier than farm-raised

but I’d love to try some someday

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by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Young ones are better

The older they get the gamier/tougher they get. Nothing a day in the crockpot can’t fix though.

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*spits out the vile nut

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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions

by Witt(less) on Sep 1, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

and they get pretty big I believe, so you're set for a while once you bag a good one...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes, they are.

but you also want to avoid the Boars if possible.

by BHill on Sep 1, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd for historical humor

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Sep 1, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are

I have smoked many hogs (no BigGuns). We use to trap hogs and/or shoot them with AK 47s where I grew up.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many times with an AK47 do you have to shoot it usually?

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's kind of hard to be accurate

so you are spraying the hogs until they fall then you can walk up and blast them again if necessary… but one good shot

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

hurry up and get here, iphone 5

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

/SprintExecutives

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by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is there an LSB college pick'em league?

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

No

Go start one so I can join!

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by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Same, I'd be in!

-- Micah
-- -- --
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-- -- --
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by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

LSB College Pick’em
Group ID: 20812
Password: Rice!

Go Rice Owls!
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by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is it yahoo?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes

sorry. I just assumed people assume that

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is the password

Actually “Rice!” I’ve tried that and it’s not working.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

I’m in.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

In.

Thanks.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fun

I fully expect to suck at this. I don’t know a whole lot about college football as a whole. But it’s fun.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
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by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Link?

I’ve never done one before on yahoo.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here you go:

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/college/register/joingroup

Enter the group ID and password, and you are in.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

You get more points if you get those games right and/or lose more if you get them wrong.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would you do that?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah but if you are sure of those games

why not put it at 1 so you get more points?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's... not how it works.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain you have confidence points backwards.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnmit!

So the game I am most confident in would be #31?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Not #31. You’re ‘betting’ 31 points on it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But I was wrong where I said you would lose points. You just don’t gain the points, so if you’re wrong, you’re “losing” the chance to gain 31 points on different game.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mine are semi-random.

To be honest I don’t think it matters that much this week… lots of body-bag games.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

In case anyone didn't catch it, too.

We’re picking against the spread here.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought they were just providing that for info.

That sucks. I will probably not do well then.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah can we not do this part?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

And then you're just picking the games without a line straight up?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

OFF games are the easiest to pick.

Load up on confidence points there because there’s no penalty if you lose, and you’re almost certain to win.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was wondering what you were doing here…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you see my picks?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably not yet.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

On like Donkey Kong.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just see dashes.

I see some rows blank, and some rows with dashes (the people who have picked already?).

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you really never

paid attention to sports betting at all?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can't see anybody's until after the game starts

to prevent shenanigans

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm seriously considering picking Kent State against the spread.

38 points is a huge spread.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok State's line scares me, too

But Gundy likes to run up the score.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had those same thoughts.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

alabama is gonna cover

and its also my highest confidence pick

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I COULDN'T HAVE GUESSED!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha.

we are gonna be throwing the ball all over the place trying to break in two new QBs. trent is gonna have 125 yards 2 tds, eddie lacy will probably have a hundo and a TD, and i would be surprised to see 1 or 2 tds from D/ST. Kent state will be lucky to have a field goal, bama covers the spread before half time.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'll have to forgive me for doubting the objectivity of your prediction.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

As in, "we're going to throw the ball all over the place trying to break in two new QBs"

“But we’re still going to have at least 200 yards on the ground with 3 TDs.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

last year against san jose state

we had 6 Tds and almost 600 yards of offense. 300 of it came from rushing.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yesterday, I had Chicken Express for dinner.

It was good.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

OBVIOUSLY

YOU ARE GOING TO EAT CHICKEN EXPRESS FOR DINNER AUGUST 31ST, 2012 AND IT WILL ALSO BE GOOD BROSEIDON.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

I love that place. Terrible for you, I’m sure, but I love it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats not me being objective...those are just straight facts.

want me to find what other people are saying?

Chris’ take: Who’s the Alabama starting quarterback? Is it AJ McCarron or Phillip Sims, and does it really matter who takes the first snap? … Alabama 42, Kent State 0

Edward’s take: Alabama is just happy to finally be back on the football field. It’s been a long year in Tuscaloosa and the Tide should come out firing on all cylinders. … Alabama 56, Kent State 7

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

screwed up the title of that post.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is no way for a prediction to be "straight facts."

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahahahahahahahahahahahah

[breathes]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

And why should I believe what these two people say?

You didn’t even actually link to their opinions, you just reposted them.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats the difference?

http://espn.go.com/blog/sec

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Without a link

How do I know you didn’t make it up? How do I know there aren’t five other opinions that disagree and you picked the two you like?

You posted two opinions as if they were determinative. Two.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

jesus christ

youre right, let me go find an encyclopedia of predicitons about this game to appease your bullshit attitude.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come the fuck on

Can you just admit that your predictions do not qualify as “straight facts?” Can we just get that out of the way?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure.

but get off you high fucking horse for not supplying you with ample sources. you disagree with what im saying, find some fucking facts yourself and actually bring something to the table outside of pointless banter.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never said anything negative about Alabama or your chances in this game.

I questioned the size of the spread in the game, you responded with a prediction that you then described as “straight facts,” so here we are.

Why do I need to present any facts at all? I’m not making an argument for or against anything.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it "straight facts"? no.

yes i chose the wrong words there. but, is it wrong for me to base my prediction on past games against similar competition? of course it is. thats all anyone is doing right now. using our probable gameplan, with the current players we have on the depth chart, one can come to the same fairly logical conclusion i did. is there a chance it wont happen? sure. but its not as laughable as you make it out to be. instead of belittling my prediction, have a real discussion.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course it is wrong for you to base your prediction on games from a year ago against different teams.

I’m glad you realize that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

STRAIGHT FACTS, CLOSURE.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you explain the spread to me?

Don’t really know what it is.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

The favored team has to win by at least that many points.

So if you pick A&M (favored by 15.5) but they only beat SMU by 15, you lose.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

If a team has a negative number next to its name, that means it's favored to win the game by that many points.

The other team is the underdog by that many points.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

For example, the Baylor-TCU game has TCU has a 4.5 favorite (TCU -4.5).

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

This format is slightly different, since it doesn't show negative numbers in the columns next to the name.

But the thought is the game. If you see TCU as the favorite in and then 4.5 out in the “Final” column, that means TCU is the favorite by 4.5 points.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

*thought is the same

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought.

Alrighty then, time to change my confidence intervals (and possible some picks)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

They need a better UI for setting confidence points.

I wish I could drag the rows around to set the confidence order. So that initially I could just do stuff like “well, I’m more confident in this than in that” but then if I wanted to slide another one in before both of the first two I wouldn’t have to update all three.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

See I think you can do that for their bowl pick'em

so I’m not sure why you can’t do it here

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's finalized for the purposes of picking.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not trying to piss of JBI

But Texas vs. Rice is easy money. Brown is going to want to destroy them to showcase his new offense. Texas may try to score 50.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rice has a terrible defense

but Rice has a decent to actually good offense

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

The spread is only 25.

If it was in the 30s, I wouldn’t doubt Rice’s chance to cover. But 25 is pretty low.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, I picked Rice for obvious reasons

but I’m certainly not throwing my high conf points at them.

Given that UT has some uncertainty and that Rice should be better than last yeah, I think they have a chance to cover. But I think it’ll be something like a 45 – 21 type cover, not a 21-17 type cover. I think it’ll be a high scoring affair…

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could see that score happening.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

That’s a tricky one.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Normally I save all of the 20+ spread games to low confidence

but Minn getting that many points against a penalized USC team?

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

USC still has playmakers on both sides of the ball.

I can’t decide if I want to give them that many points, though.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, there are several 20+ spreads that I gave high confidence.

Missouri, Auburn, Florida State, Texas, OU …

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually think Stanford laying 30 against SJSU

is a little crazy with a new head coach and all. I know Luck is there, but 30 points?

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

They changed nothing about their offense.

Everything is exactly the same. Stanford is going to ROLL in that game.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except their OL...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep. 3 new starters including the center.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant wrt schemes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

that is the way Adam has set it up in the past, and while I griped about it before, I think it actually makes sense

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I suck picking against the spread

I’m going to be so horrible in this.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

its not that much more difficult i think.

just makes you have to do a bit more homework is all.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah but i would put this in the good homework category i guess.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

But I'm already busy with three fantasy leagues...

plus, you know, actual homework.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

the argument makes some sense

confidence points in college are silly – most games are obvious.
against the spread is more or less random – even if you have some insight on a few games, you will be around 50%. Hard to separate skill from luck.

combining the two allows you to leverage those games you have insight on such that people who know more should get more points.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

After the first few weeks of cupcakes I disagree about most games being obvious,

though since this is mainly just top-25 games I guess it’s moreso here (I’ve done an informal pick ’em for ACC games before, and that was fun).

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he means obvious if you're not using a spread.

But even there I don’t follow the complete argument.

If most games are obvious without using the spread, then that’s really not much different than most games being random without using the spread. So adding confidence points lets you leverage the ones you have insight on — like assigning low points to a game everyone else thinks is obvious.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be obvious at this point sure.

Things get a lot more muddled during conference games.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's my thinking.

I think the spread adds too much randomness to it.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is new to me

But I’ll see how I do.

-- Micah
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-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'll likely win

I have never particpated in any sort of sports betting/pool/league with a woman making her debut where she didn’t end up winning. Swear to God.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

The lines on that specific day, I think

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought

Just wanted to make sure it didn’t have anything to do with confidence points or something.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

the lines change from day to day, just keeping record of that change.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I barely keep up with failing at NFL pick'em and my FF team as it is.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in.

This should be fun.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had the first fantasy football draft of the season last night at Twin Peaks.

This place is definitely becoming one of my favorite spots, but I really hope I don’t come off as creepy as most of the customers there.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Was your team name dinopenis related?

Then yes, you were as creepy.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same team name I've had for the last 5 years.

Bea Arthur’s Cock.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pretty much.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

THAT is funny

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Sep 1, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

you arent... i went with kristen and kristin to pregame that birthday party saturday

we people watched all the creepers in there… sketchball central

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about Christin?

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeh Dave the butcher ain't no Lewin..

Great clip with the Byrdman, Hurley, Lumpy and Salty all in there….and TAG with the WOOOOOOWWWW

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Song of Ice & Fire

Picked up Storm of Swords (book 3) at lunch today. Looking forward to more carnage, raping, pillaging, and Tyrion Lannister. Hopefully Dany gets something to do in this book- her part in Clash of Kings was a bit of a letdown after all she went through in Game of Thrones.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Sep 1, 2011 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm reading Clash of Kings now

great series

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

my only concern is that it keeps staying really good throughout

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

First 3 books are great

4th and 5th books not as good but still solid.

I just hope the guy finishes the series (it’s supposed to be 7 books). He is old and obese, not a good combo.

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

good to hear....then Martin needs to get to fucking work !

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Third book is solid.

I just finished up another fantasy series, so I get to start on Dance with Dragons now.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what fantasy series? I'm always looking for good books

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I recommend the Kingkiller Chronicle series

Those are the Rothfuss books. 2nd one just came out in March. Pretty good stuff.

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Codex Alera, by Jim Butcher.

Six books long; probably should have been five.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

you read any of the dresden books?

i thought about trying those out

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have not. I usually don't like to mix fantasy with current-day situations.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

just curious....I'll check out the Kingkiller books

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you read the Mistborn series?

Somebody here recommended it to me and I liked it reasonably well. I’m not sure it was good as Elantris [Sanderson’s first book], and the description of the Book 2 has me leery, but perhaps you’d like it if you like fantasy?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope, sounds interesting....might have to check out sometime

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which one?

The only fantasy I have read is Lord of the Rings, the Song of Fire and Ice series, and Rothfuss’ first 2 books of that trilogy. Oh and somebody recommended the The Sword of Truth series, terrible. Couldn’t get past the 2nd book.

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

You read The Wheel of Time series?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have not.

I have heard mixed reviews. What are your thoughts?

by Houston27 on Sep 1, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it,

but it’s hard for me to recommend because it bogs down a bit in the middle. Plus the books are pretty long…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

More than that now...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea I read that Sanderson had to finish the series since the original author past away

12 total i believe

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I think we’re still a good amount of time away from the last one.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, 13, no?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i forget

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think so.

I think it’s that Jordan died after 11, but 12 was too long to be one book, so they decided to do a trilogy for the last ‘book’ leaving 14 all together.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was just looking up info on these earlier as you guys were discussing them

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bill Posters is an innocent man!

had me giggling self consciously at my desk

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Post No Bills.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

bill posters is an innocent man!

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Steven Tyler special:

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

This list is pretty good, too:

The world’s most brilliantly pointless street flyers.

I like this one:

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's hysterical.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

that one was pretty good too

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

that one was good too

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

The sex/calories one...

what’s the intended purpose of that sign, exactly?

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh wow...thats incredible

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a very good question.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont want to click on this because its just gonna get me riled up.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

explaining to your gramma about Super AIDS

priceless

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

I also enjoyed

“But I still want to make love to you.”

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunking the fist?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Down to f...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know; I was just trying to come up with something else.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

My work here is done.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't decide whether to laugh or cringe

So I’m doing both.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

This is fabulous.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Is this Michigan?"

My favorite.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF is that lol

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He got the information he was looking for.

Dad 1, son 0.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine the powered down look on the son's face

as he typed out the address?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh shit...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

jeeze

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a good one, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mom

needs to be grounded for naming her child Fleur.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 1, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yikes

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, you guys.

How am I supposed to get any work done if I can’t stop laughing?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh emily's in deep shit now

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

"That black guy..."

Fantastic.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

JD

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jean Simmons.

Hahaha.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

The second response totally reminds me of LSB

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also .... LOL WUT?

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last one, I promise

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

There are so many good ones!

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That last one is a great line. I'll have to remember that.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the way she seems untarded

and he seems tarded

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

too many 'ur's... he deserved what came to him

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, that's my favorite part.

There are some crazy ones on here…don’t know if I should shit up the thread further though…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read all of them that I could scroll through

Keep em coming

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amazing

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fake

Timelines out of whack

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Jesus.

Mark Zuckerberg himself showed up.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually graduated

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

What does status shuffle mean?

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prolly just an App that posts random statuses

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eat a prolly dick

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every day I'm shufflin [my status] ?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

As long as there are dancing Jesus' and robots

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by hpallotta on Sep 1, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

So she didn't decide to post that... unintentional trolling.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by hpallotta on Sep 1, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

It sounds like a quote machine.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know I am

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

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"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lesbians?

Nice….

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, added bonus.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Democracy in action.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love this one.

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

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"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha take that bitch

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure if possible....

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I'd unfriend the person before I changed my relationship status

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, filed under

“Tips learned from LSB today”

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is ... that possible?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

On penises? Your mom.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

OH DANG.

OH DANG. OH DANG.

HE MEANS THAT YOUR MOM KNOWS COCK, BRO.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

An EMT told me that they had to catheterize an unconscious guy

who was so small that they got the girl EMT to stroke him a bit just to have enough to be able to hold onto to catheterize.

I tell this story because since then I’ve often thought that the low end of the normal curve for penis size is a lot lower than I had ever, ever previously thought.

tl, dr: maybe?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

*previously thought before that story

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember a story about Dwayne Schintzius

He told some people that his dick wasn’t tiny… it was normal sized but it looks small because he was 7’ tall…. good times

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love how they talked the girl EMT into doing it.

Dude was unconscious – think he knew it was a girl??

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like waking up to a dude sucking you off

it’s not gay if you didn’t know about it right?

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it was more that

none of the guys wanted to do it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure, but she just set herself up for a bunch of hazing I'll bet

Unless she’s just a great sport..

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 1, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good to know.
I SWEAR I DONT THINK YOUR HOT AND I SWEAR I WOULD NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

The mom was kind of a bitch too

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the guy was just trying to dunk the fist.

She had to go and take it the wrong way.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

She should have taken it as a compliment

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I put the initial story in the PGT last night but there are more details now....

Sad thing that’s happening to the NHL….I’m not sure what to make of it. This is the third player death in the last year.

Former NHL Enforcer Belak Found Dead in TorontoFormer Predator Wade Belak, an enforcer who had played with five NHL teams before retiring in March, was found dead Wednesday in Toronto. He was 35.

Foxnews.com is reporting that it was a suicide…..

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2011 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

thats awful

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depression and suicide are so mysterious and sad

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised if they have the same concussion/brain damage/depression problems former NFL players have, too.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup...exactly what I was thinkin

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the first thing that came to mind

when all this shit started. Has to be concussion related.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Sep 1, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yunel, too

8 for 11 the last 2 days

by octoberty on Sep 1, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hosmer, as well

5 for his last 6

Bumgarner’s start yesterday. My team is on freaking fire.

by octoberty on Sep 1, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

bumgarner helped me out big time too.

and gio today

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Film dorks and what not

A piece that just DESTROYS Kevin Smith, in particular, Chasing Amy

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Sep 1, 2011 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Chasing Amy sucks and I never understood the appeal.

Some of his others at least have plenty of funny moments, and Clerks was quite well done for what it was.

I disagree with a lot of his take on Clerks, though. Dante’s girlfriend never came off as a villian to me, Dante came off as a giant douche.

And goodness, about two thirds of the way through I started to smile at the author’s own wordiness and smugness in a critique of those same qualities.

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I predicted that last part

and thus didn’t click the link.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bank of America credit/debit card gets you into museums for free

on “first full weekend of every month.” This I just learned from the ATM. Includes Dallas Museum of Art and Museum of Fine Arts Houston. I’ll be damned.

bankofamerica.com/freemuseums

CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23

by Schoolly_D on Sep 1, 2011 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I saved $40 with that in LA last January.

It’s a pretty awesome promotion.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is pretty cool.

But it is not enough to make me want to go back to BoA though.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Sep 1, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

1.2 billion for the dodgers??

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I like this girl

http://juneauempire.com/local/2011-08-30/woman-punches-bear-save-her-dog

It started out as a typical evening for 22-year-old Brooke Collins. She let her dogs out as usual but this time, she said there was a black bear outside who took hold of her dachshund Fudge. She said she feared for her pet’s life and, in an instant, ran over and punched the bear right in the face to make it let go.

"It was all so fast. All I could think about was my dog was going to die," said Collins.

"It was a stupid thing but I couldn’t help it," she said. "I know you’re not supposed to do that but I didn’t want my dog to be killed."

by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

That chicks is seriously hardcore.

I wouldn’t mess with her.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No joke

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to think she's completely free of tattoos / piercings

in the sense of just being badass vs. trying hard to look it

CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23

by Schoolly_D on Sep 1, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

either that or she plays softball

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's pretty sweet

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't want you to take this the wrong way...

But fuck that cheating piece of shit Lane Kiffin.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Lane Kiffin.

Douche

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Monfils and Ferrero are battling.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Soooooooooooooo

HI! Anything good here today?

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Not anymore

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because I'm here :(

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

You said it :)

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Some LA people on my facebook feed alluded to that a few minutes ago.

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

AN EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

THE WORLD...ITS ENDING

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Learn to swim... Learn to swim...

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't feel a damn thing...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's because it obviously wasn't BigGuns

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Problem with EVO/PC

When I connect my EVO to my PC via USB, it’s not prompting me to change it to “Disk Drive”. Usually the option is in the notifications bar, but nothing (the phone is charging though).

I’ve tried several different USB ports, nothing. Any ideas?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

That's happened to me before,

but it goes back to normal after I restarted it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

The phone?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hm. No dice for me.

It’s like my PC isn’t recognizing the device.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Sep 1, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am in favor of this.

http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6270202/31678166

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

why does this shit ALWAYS happen in Florida..

I think this may have been posted already, father referee’s fight with son and teenage boy and then kicks teenage boy’s ass.

http://www.aol.com/2011/09/01/father-fights-teen_n_943727.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk3|92049

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

What a match.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Ferrero

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Monfils

the underachiever

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's been coming around

and he played well today too.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should be killing people

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's brown

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

funny gifs"/>

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got no image

Was it Monfils in his trousers?

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

thatsracist.gif

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Monfils

Almost a 5 hour match.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Sep 1, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's funny to watch chicks that you've known from high school that were always huge whores that loved attention

And posted thousands of pics all over facebook slowly settle down as they get into long-term relationships, get engaged, and then get married.

Yes, I’m talking about one of my friends on facebook.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

The only girls who I know

who really deserved the whore label didn’t seem to age very well. The borderline slutty girls seemed to age better…especially the ones who didn’t get married at 19.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess that's the kind of girl I'm talking about, too.

She’s the kind who developed really early, then ended up being short and very fit but with HUGE cans, so she obviously got a lot of attention. I knew her as the girlfriend of a friend of mine on the football team, and when they broke up, we remained friends.

She was actually a year behind me, and we kinda lost contact when I went to college, but we later became friends again on facebook. We hung out once or twice, but she went to Texas State, started partying like crazy, and started posting thousands and thousands of pictures on facebook of EVERYTHING. I mean EVERYTHING.

It’s funny now because those pictures are still out there, but you can see a steady progression from the uber party girl that was always in bikinis getting drunk back then to the girl who is getting married in like a month to this really straight-laced guy. She just posted something a few minutes ago about being an old maid now because she was excited about getting a vacuum for a wedding present. The 2005 version of this chick would be quite ashamed.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

I’ve known a few girls like this, but not many posted the pictures on FB. There’s one who still hasn’t grown up exactly..just posted pics of her and her 3 gf’s from their weekend on the beach in Padre, from fake tan and fake boobs to real tan and fake boobs in 50 pictures…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

All the slutty girls from my high school are all married or divorced with multiple kids.

Still posing with duck face in the bars in waco but making their status about kid-related anecdotes.

LISTEN TO ME! STAY SINGLE! HAVE A LOT OF PREMARITAL SEX! TAKE SAFE PRECAUTIONS THOUGH!

LIKE PULLING OUT!

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah.

Waco girls…stories.

*Note: Pulling out is a rather poor contraception method.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're not from there, right?

Just went to Baylor?

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

But I worked there over a couple of summers.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is way too much silverware on that table

for her to be spilling a likely expensive meal in order to get a duck face pic.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

The juice is the best part too

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I swear that's TDT on the shitter back there

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew a girl like this

Somehow the husband ended up finding about her past. The blowup was spectacular.

by DFWAg on Sep 1, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohhh,

I just forgot about the time that I was seated at a table during a wedding reception with a girl and her husband who I used to know at TAMS. She was definitely crazy back then, but now she was an OB/Gyn resident whose husband was a real straight laced guy. The weird thing was, after she found out I was from TAMS, she started telling/reliving some of those stories to the table and, while she hid the more scandalous stuff that I remembered about her as the night went on, she still brought up moments that I thought were very odd with her husband right there. He tried to one up her, but his stories were so incredibly lame.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

front page of DMN.com

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU, CEEJ?!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Sexy

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet he's bi.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want that car.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess it's worth being bi for.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

just a fag

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

First Assembly of God?

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Sep 1, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Matt Damon

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Sep 1, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hate this word

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Sep 1, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 1, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Rypien's daughter is too

She’s now a QB for the Lingerie Football League

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of my fave QBs ever.

Maybe football player in general.

And his dna makes him even more awesome.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the Flutie way.
For her part, the 23-year-old Alexa is trying to prove she belongs after previously being turned down four times by the Patriots’ cheerleading squad. This spring, she finally landed a spot with her dad’s old team.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does she look like she's about to break my dick off?

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 1, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

WE JUST CALLED UP A PITCHER FROM ROUND ROCK NAMED MERKIN!!!!!

Merkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I not know about him?

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I was wondering the same damn thing.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 1, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

z

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

BeltreBeltreBeltreBeltreBeltreBeltreBeltreBeltreBeltreBeltreBeltre

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

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