OFF TOPIC: DAY 1
I guess everyone is cashing their checks.
1807
Former U.S. vice president Aaron Burr was found innocent of treason.
1923
A devastating earthquake struck the Japanese cities of Tokyo and Yokohama. Nearly 150,000 people were killed and more than two million left homeless.
1939
World War II began when Nazi Germany invaded Poland.
1969
A coup in Libya toppled the monarchy of King Idris and brought Muammar al-Qaddafi to power.
1983
A Korean Air Lines Boeing 747 was shot down by a Soviet jet fighter, killing all 269 people aboard.
1985
A joint U. S.-French expedition located the wreck of the Titanic 560 miles off the coast of Newfoundland.
2004
Chechen terrorists took about 1,200 schoolchildren and others hostage in Beslan, Russia. Commandos stormed the school on Sept. 3.
Read more: This Day in History: September 1 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1WhqN6zQK
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The dove will have to wait till Saturday for me.
Guess I’ll cash a check
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm doing the dove hunt thing for the first time on Sunday.
Any advice? Never been hunting before, though I have shot a shotgun.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions
just don't shoot anyone else Cheney style
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
get a good lead they are fast. And don't worry about missing a lot, it happens.
I haven’t found a place to Dove hunt yet this year.
Fast is an understatement
I had one pacing me on I-20 yesterday doing about 60. And they bob and weave like crazy coming into a watering hole.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I plan on missing a LOT. I wasn't very good at about 10 yards on the clays, so I can't imagine how bad I'll be with real birds.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
buy a lot of shells ...
the little gray rockets can humble a good shooter.
Remain motionless until an incoming dove is within your practiced shooting range. Doves will spook as soon as they spot you, but if your timing is right, you’ll manage one or two shots before they zip out of range.
When shooting, shoulder your gun quickly, keep your head on the stock, swing through the dove, pull the trigger and follow through with the shotgun swing in one smooth, continuous movement.
Studies indicate dove hunters average about three birds bagged per 25 shots.
3 for 25
Damn, that’s 4 boxes to get your limit.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, the numbers are probably brought down buy a lot of first time hunters
and beer consumption in some cases.
The fact that I'm a first-time hunter is the reason that I'm not going out on Saturday.
The guys I’m going with didn’t want to deal with a newbie on the first weekend day of the season. Figure Sunday will be a little less crowded.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Where ya hunting?
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Palmer
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Which do you think is more difficult
Dove or Quail?
by thedudeabides on Sep 1, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Dove
I train at work for snap shooting so a quail jumping up on me is easier than leading a little gray bullet going 55 and weaving.
Now actually hunting quail is a bit tougher since you sit and wait for dove and actively search for quail.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
different challenges for each.
If you have a good dog, Quail is easier, but if you have to walk and flush them yourself they can be tough. I think Dove, based solely on flight patterns, are more difficult.
i had some quail the other day...mmm that shit is good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Get 1 1/8th load shells if you're shooting a 12 gauge
They give a little more punch to the shot. If you knock a bird down and aren’t using dogs, watch where it falls and immediately go there. If you take your eyes off of it and take more shots etc, you’ll likely end up losing the bird.
Wrap the breast around a slice of onion and half a jalapeno in that order and wrap it all in bacon and grill till bacon is cooked. Heaven.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Drool
that sounds amazing
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I wish I had a check to cash today
and I’d never kill an animal! Well not never but it’d have to be a real reason to.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
to make a delicious sandwich?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
And have you make me drop it??
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
by Mike E on Sep 1, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
valid concern
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Have you ever ordered someone to put their hands in the air
and wave them, like they just don’t care?
no
but I have used the line from SuperBad where you knock on the door of a loud party and when they open the door and are surprised to see the cops I dryly reply “Oh shit. The police.”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
hahaha.....thats awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Meh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I already sold it on Craigslist for 2.5x what I paid for it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I wish I had more of them.
I put it up and started getting emails within about 15 minutes from people wanting it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
#questionsmykidswillask
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
What's a "pay phone"?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Why do you call it "dialing" a number?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions
What is "dial-up"?
-- Micah
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"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
On that note
AOL mail-bomb CDs
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yes, and they used to have Floppy Disk drives
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Old-school Macs had cool floppy drives, too.
You start putting the disk in, and then it sucks it in the rest of the way.
The first computer we had in our house had one of those
And…the thing that makes me feel real old?
My dad had an external zip drive in the time before Winzip/WinRAR.
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
People on Macs hardly ever used Zip files for the longest time,
and I remember being really confused before I learned about the file format with that name when someone said “I’ll give you a zip file with the stuff in it” and I asked if they meant a Zip disk.
We had one of those drives. Then it got the “click of death” and screwed us over.
Haha...oh man
I was the same way when I started using zip files as I got into high school. I had no idea what people were talking about.
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Mine too!
And boxes upon boxes of zip disks with all his business info, spreadsheets, etc stored on them
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
What are these disks you speak of?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
CDs?
See Deez NUTS!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Sometimes I can't believe they give you a gun
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
by Josh Lile on Sep 1, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's a wire?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Phones....WITH CORDS?
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
About damn time
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
WORLEY WE'RE IN HERE
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i was wondering that myself....was it the GDT for the Angels - Mariners game?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I believe so, yes
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Game console talk
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That was pretty heavy too
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I was expecting more console talk really
That’s nothing compared to the console discussions that have been on here before.
Kinda.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
COLLEGE FOOTBALL STARTS TODAY WOO
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
TALONS UP, BITCHES!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So excited about this.
Wish my game wasn’t on a Friday, but I will probably gorge on CFB this weekend anyways.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Waiting for Saturday
Going to kill Tulsa
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
That is not even a contest. Tulsa is going to get slaughtered by you guys.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
WHO'S GONNA BE BRAVE AND PICK UNLV TO UPSET WISKY WEEK ONE, BABY?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How are you boys going to do down in Waco?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I'm actually really excited about this game. It will be a good test for the new offensive players.
I think our running back speed still kills Baylor on the edges, but I think the passing game will be muted. I don’t have any worries about our defense. I’m guessing this game comes out 24-10 or 24-12, TCU.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Depends on the OL and Casey Pachall taking care of the ball.
Baylor has a very weak secondary, and will probably blitz a lot to rile up CP and test the OL. If they hold up, I think we win comfortably. RGIII will get his though. I said 28-17, though I think it’ll be more like 24-17 now. If the OL shits the bed, then I could see Baylor pulling it out.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I have no idea what to do with this game...the line has gone from TCU -6.5 to -4.5
Baylor is at home but how much of an advantage is that?
Baylor is bringing back a lot of experience (I think) but also lost one of their gamechangers (Gordon). What did he do to get run-off, try to bang Briles’ wife or kill somebody?
TCU kicked the living shit out of Baylor last year but lost a ton of talent and the HFrogs might have a little bit of a hangover from 2010.
It might be a game where TCU wins but doesn’t cover…21-17?
This is a good exercise because I think I talked myself out of betting it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I think home field matters a lot more for Baylor
because of the type of offense they run.
Do you often bet these first games of the season? Seems hard when we know so little about the teams…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
And from what it sounds like, we're bringing a significant amount of fans
So the home field crowd may not be as big a factor. Or it may rile up Baylor fans even more, I dunno.
I was trying to remember what the Baylor/TCU line was last year. I thought it was around 10 but then my brother (BU alum) thought it was 14.
by drizzle on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Whaaat?
A visiting team is bringing a significant number of fans to a Baylor home game???? How will we ever cope with this completely new and stunning development!?!
=|
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last year TCU was favored by 21.5 over Baylor
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
And it wasn't THAT close.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Agreed.
Embarrassing day.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
35-3 at half or somesuch? Aqua shit his pants that day.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Yeah,
remotes were thrown, pillows were punched…it was not pretty in the Bear household.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It sucks that PETA won't let the bears drink Dr. Pepper.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Indeed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Trolls gotta troll.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was like a little kid finding out Santa Claus
wasn’t real.
Lots of noise had been talked by some of the Baylor crew in here and TCU simply lifted their leg on them.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Usually very light with some exceptions.
Early in the season a team like Texas (who is healthy, at home and still filled with a lot of 5 star recruits) might be undervalued by the linesmakers when they’re playing somebody like Rice and that happened this week…line went from Texas -20 to -24. That would have been a good play when the line came out but 24 points might be a deal-breaker.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Yeah, I guess I can see it,
but I wouldn’t bet for Texas until I see that OL improve and GG have some decent games.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
You may be waiting for a while on this one:
GG have some decent games
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
It's nothing you'd go to heavy on but Texas is humbled, hungry and anxious to make a point
plus they’re playing Rice (sorry, JBI).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I wouldn't touch them with a 10-foot stripper pole
Given the reasons you mentioned and the fact that the team’s pretty much been kept under wraps thus far. They’re just an unknown.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The other side of this coin is that the linesmakers almost always have their shit together.
They know the betting public is dumb….just fucking stupid…guided much more by their hearts than their brains.
The linesmakers know John Q Public’s betting pants are going to go crazy if he sees a Texas team filled with 5 star recruits, playing at home and favored by less than 3 TDs against Rice.
The key is to put up an early number that draws John Q Public offsides…the lifted skirt and perfumed inner thigh….and turns him into a betting idiot (which happened when line went from 20 to 24 points).
The more I think about it, the more I’m off that game as well. The linesmakers must have initially thought Texas was not much more than a 14 to 16 point favorite so they put the number at 20 so they could draw equal action from both sides.
The 20 points wasn’t near enough…the value play…where you are getting more points than you should… is probably Rice.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
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"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
SFA wins 200 to -15
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
McMurry High is too small
It won’t end well.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
EAGLE CLAW!
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Go Texans, Red Raiders, and Rams!
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Go Cyclones!
I wish I was going to this weekend’s game, but I will be at the big one next weekend. Yay!
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Boiler up!
Middle Tennessee State is going down!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
FIGHT THE FUCK ON!
College day is tomorrow too. Wear your colors!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 1, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh, I'm friends with a girl who had a two younger siblings in the Beslan, Russia school.
Hearing her talk about it was devastating. She was featured in a documentary about it, “Three Days in September.” It’s a must watch, though it can be hard to get through.
I like steak.
Adding to the list of documentaries I will never, ever see:
The Cove
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the cove is disturbing to say the least
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That the one about Dolphins?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
no question, its masterfully done.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Letters to Zachary
Heartbreaking
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, that's probably it
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions
That doc was incredible.
Not sure I’ve ever had the reaction from a film as I did with that one.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yeah, it was really powerful
“Paper Clips” also struck me. In a different way, but I thought about it for a long time after.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I think I know the girl you're talking about.
From TCU, I assume?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Indeed. She was in some journalism classes with me. Really nice girl.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 1, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I had Macro Econ with her my 2nd semester of freshman year.
Only talked to her maybe once or twice; very pretty girl.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ok, i looked up the info on what this is about....wow that sounds heartbreaking
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yeah, it was seriously the worst tragedy in a long time over there.
The 1st day of school in Russia is a HUGE deal. Everyone across the country starts on the same day, and it’s a nationwide celebration.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
wow...i had no idea
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
you learn somethin every day
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yup.
My mom was horrified when she found out kids here don’t bring their teachers bouquets of flowers on the first day of school (she had me bring them to my 1st grade teacher, who was borderline shocked). I looked like a big brown noser and didn’t have too many friends the first day :|
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
haha yea I would've made fun of you as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I also remember trying to open a mustard packet at lunch and spraying it in my eye. God did not want me to succeed that day.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I've heard that in Soviet Russia, you put mustard on the food
by chief on Sep 1, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Only Red Ketchup
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
hahhaa....once in 3rd grade, I ralphed all over my desk and the girl who sat in front of me
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
So can someone explain to me the time period of SW:TOR
Like how are there clone troopers and star destroyers?
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You're going to have to clarify here.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Star Wars: The Old Republic
MMO game. I’m in the beta this weekend. :)
Not sure about the star destroyers. They are probably ships that are the forerunner of the star destroyer and look similar. Don’t think there are clone troopers, just “Troopers”. Here is what the site says about the class:
HONOR, DUTY, DEFENSE OF THE REPUBLIC
Not all heroes carry Lightsabers. Some just have the will to fight.For decades, the armed forces of the Galactic Republic defended their civilization against the seemingly unstoppable Sith Empire. Despite countless setbacks, the men and women of the Republic military never backed down until the Senate ordered them to do so. These brave souls remain ready and willing to lay their lives on the line today.
In the wake of the Treaty of Coruscant, the Republic military has begun recruiting from within its own ranks, creating cutting-edge Special Forces squads for the inevitable day when the war with the Sith Empire begins anew. These advanced strike teams are comprised of only the most talented and disciplined soldiers—a new breed of elite Republic Troopers.
These Troopers are the embodiment of the Republic military’s highest aspirations—the most advanced fighting force in the galaxy. They are equipped to face any foe in any environment, but it’s not their gear that makes them tough—it’s their guts. The Troopers’ greatest weapons are their indomitable spirit, their unwavering sense of duty and their undying loyalty to each other and to the ideals that the Republic represents. In this age, the stakes have never been higher. The Republic must win or face extinction. The fate of the galaxy rests upon ordinary men becoming extraordinary heroes. This is the path of the Republic Trooper.
RELATIONS WITH THE JEDI
The Knights of the Jedi Order have defended the Republic for generations, but they have not fought alone. A host of unsung heroes have marched at the Jedi’s side—common men courageous enough to enlist and face the same risks as their Jedi comrades despite not having access to the Jedi powers of protection. These heroes have not gone unappreciated by the Jedi. The men and women of the Republic military are accorded complete respect and admiration by the Order and by the Republic’s political leaders.In the years since the Treaty of Coruscant, the Jedi have withdrawn in significant numbers to their homeworld of Tython. Their presence in the Republic military, though still significant, is not what it was during the war. In many ways, the Republic’s newly-trained elite Troopers have stepped up to take charge of the Republic’s defenses. When Troopers are partnered with the Jedi, they are a force to be reckoned with on any battlefield.
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I've heard it's basically WoW but with Star Wars. Pass.
I want KOTOR 3, dangit.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 1, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok...
What is it about a damn pickup truck that turns people into giant assholes on the road? I really don’t understand it.
Not everyone on the road is an asshole. But I can wager that 80% of the people driving aggressively, not using blinkers, cutting people off, tailgating…they’re all in big ass trucks.
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a lot of the times i see it around here,
its douche bags in shitty 15 year old civics with a door thats a different color than the rest of the car.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I had a similar thought this morning.
But it was all the Mercedes/BMW/Lexus drivers shooting back and forth across three lanes to get two cars ahead of where they started.
What really pisses me off....
Is how I’m keeping pace with the car in front of me, and then I get tailgated hardcore. Like I’m the one deciding to go 70 in a 60 (THE HORROR).
So all I see is a giant Dodge Ram emblem in my rear view mirror, then they whip around me and try to cut me off to fit into the space between me and the car in front of me.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
that shit pisses me off.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
This happened to me this morning but it was a Mercedes.
I enjoy being able punch it and dump thick diesel smoke all over them and they back off.
/asshole in a big truck
You're in Houston
And where you are in Houston tends toward that too.
The asshole truck driver saturates NW Houston to an unreasonable level.
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Oh, this is a good point.
Houston drivers are tuuuuuurrrrrible.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Especially on 45 through downtown
I dont understand how that 45/10/610/290 clusterfuck is driven so poorly.
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yep.
I haven’t been to the Galleria in forever just because of the traffic nonsense.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The only way I'll go down there is if my girlfriends cousin drives
Because he’s insane and throws caution into the wind.
Montrose is crazy too. People fly through there and the lanes are so small and have so many sharp turns and so many people walking around. It’s chaos.
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yeah, I live in Montrose. Not getting killed is an acquired skill.
Also:
The only way I’ll go down there is if my girlfriends cousin drives
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
He has a lot of experience driving through the area
You could say he spends a lot of time at the various clubs and venues in the Hollywood/Montrose area.
He’s pro at driving through there
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
No.
It’s very overrated.
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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm, no.
Weird, I’ve never seen this place but it seems like food I’d like.
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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
How strange
I’ve been to that gas station in the last month, but never noticed BB’s.
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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, it is hidden
it’s pretty good. Kinda overpriced though.
Speaking of no zoning, yikes. The montrose area is all over the place.
It's because there is a volatile combination of people that drive like fucking crazy
and people that don’t understand the concept of a passing lane and slower traffic keeping to the right.
Me, too.
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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
The only place I've experienced worse drivers
was College Station. And at least there, you know what you’re getting: slower than dirt drivers.
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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
that means the cow milking is done and there's not much else to do.
/MikeE
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Than Houston?
It’s terrible. There are some cities in this country that I’m completely terrified of the drivers from the times i’ve been there. LA, Chicago, DC, &St Louis are probably the 3 most terrifying places I’ve driven.
Houston is exceptionally poor
I have no issues in Fort Worth or Dallas
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Come to Buenos Aires
and you will NEVER complain about American drivers again.
I constantly feel like my life is at risk in a cab or bus.
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by vfn on Sep 1, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll never forget being on a tour bus in Mexico
There was a guy standing up at the front telling us what we were driving past and all that..
The driver started yelling at the car next to him — the driver leaned over and said something in Spanish. The next thing you know the bus driver slams into the other car on purpose and knocks it into a ditch.
The tour guide just says “Welcome to Mexico — nothing to see here”
It was shocking
by Dirk Diggler on Sep 1, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec for your inevitable facial expression.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Worley?
Nah, he’s been in Texas for a while now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Only a week or so
I was in PA for two weeks.
Moving up to PA/Ohio for a few months until December.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Tricksey.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I went to UH yesterday.
Started the process to applying. Was told my navy transcript alone will get me accepted to the school. Whoo Hoo!
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Step 1. Buy Firearm
Step 2. Carry firearm.
Step 3. Apply to UH.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Still get mugged.
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Step 6: Remain unfazed when the homeless die
<a href=“http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6646771”Here
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Step 7: Get invited into Big12.
UGH! Fuck you, UT.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I was there yesterday for most of the day.
I didn’t get that bad of a feeling about things.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Just wait.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Ok...
Now I’m concerned.
This is a good school right? So….this is worth it. Right?
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Just take day classes
It’s just in the hood
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
It's now a Tier 2 school, so I think it's headed in the right direction.
But crime is definitely an issue, especially for those who live on campus or stay late.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The campus itself has some very pretty spots.
I imagine some of the dregs of society probably gravitate to the campus grounds after dark though.
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Gotcha.
I’ll only be doing day classes, so not all that concerned. I was actually pretty impressed by what I saw.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
All my friends who have gone to UH football games said they spent more time worrying about their car being on blocks
than the actual football game.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well...I'm never going to a damn UH game.
So there’s that.
Plus, I’m more worried about the bumfuck of a town I’ll be living in Ohio than UH.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't worry about your car
You’ll be there during the day.
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
exactly.
This is my approach.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
i went to a UH game when i was there visiting during my senior year of HS.
pretty sure coppell had more people at our game the night before.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I went to the UH / Tech game in 2009...no probs whatsoever
and I felt very safe. Tech got beat (fucking Taylor Potts!!!), it was a long-ass walk to the car and hot as hell but they sold beer at the stadium so that helped solve everything.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Just go to the Burger King across the street from the football stadium
Its frightening
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I went to UH for a couple years and
never felt unsafe and I had several night classes. If you are on campus everything should be fine.
Now, just off campus is a different story.
As someone who gets woken up ~monthly in the middle of the night
from his wife’s phone alerting her that she has an e-mail from UH with details of another mugging/B&E/theft, I disagree strongly.
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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this right off campus or actually on campus?
I never felt unsafe and commonly would be on campus past 10PM.
Both.
The latest one was a report of a girl in a dorm waking up in the middle of the night to find a non-UH student in her room watching her.
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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, why did you do that?
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by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I would think it would be worse
to wake up in the middle of the night to find a UH student in your room…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Sep 1, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ohhh no you didn't!
Are you a Houston hater too? I know you went to Rice, thats a nice part of town.
I love Houston, actually
It is just fun to tease UH…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
See, for guys at least, I would've guessed that Rice would've been like GT:
I would’ve probably preferred to wake up and find a female Georgia State student in my room than a female GT one.
They aren't all,
but engineers (male or female) don’t exactly have a reputation of being the most beautiful people in the world.
.
As Max noticed the exquisite shape of his wings and this long stinger, he couldn’t help but wonder…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
CS isn't quite "engineering," depending on who you ask.
My employer, for instance, considers it a type of math degree.
So I was like “yes, I do get to escape the engineers=not hot stereotype!” But then I remembered that there are plenty of CS-related appearance stereotypes anyway—-it’s probably worse, really!
True, I fail at reading.
I thought he was talking about all GT.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Got hired on, actually.
I start my first project next week.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I'll be working out of Ohio to start with.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's really bad here.
For whatever reason, this morning I just had enough. Normally, I just curse to myself and glare a bit.
Today, I did the ol’ brake stomp to the idiot who was about 5 feet off my bumper. I think he about shit himself, because he fell about a good 100 feet or so before roaring up the beltway in the far right lane.
Had some lady on a cell phone honking at me, and tailgating…..because I guess she thought I was the one going too slow in the left hand lane. She decided to punch it and swing around me and then cut me off when she realized the car ahead was only about 20 feet in front of me.
So, I gunned it, raced around her and did the same thing. Then slowed down and kept pace with a big ass truck next to me. I was laughing maniacally as she honked her fucking horn for about 30 seconds straight.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Sounds about right
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
That last maneuver...
Does anyone else call that the Mexican Roadblock? I don’t even know why I call it that or why anyone would call it that. It doesn’t even seem to be particularly pejorative, but I feel a little bad calling it that.
Just wanted to see if anyone else had heard that phrase…
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by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
yes, ive executed a mexican roadblock before.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I love it.
Especially to assholes who think anyone doing under 85 is going to slow.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I've used the tactic a lot.
Just never heard it called that, but I’ll use it. The best one I ever pulled was on a lady in a convertible running her suck on a cell phone. She kept diving back and forth between lanes and riding my ass. Then she got stuck behind me and a semi where she couldn’t change lanes. I gave her the diesel smoke treatment and she dropped back about 100 yards.
/CS,B
I know I have, but I never had a name for it.
One of my favorite moves is what I call “The Sunny Day Surprise.” When someone is tailgating you, just throw on your windshield cleaner. If they are too close, they will get a nice spray of wiper fluid. Surprise!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Go for it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
So glad I started taking the rail again
so I don’t have to deal this shit as much.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
this is why i want to move to a city with better pubtrans.
im getting sick and tired of driving everywhere, and dealing with shitheads on the road who dont know how to drive or think its a fucking formula1 race.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Problem with that:
You have to wait outside.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
i will gladly do that.
especially if its in D.C. or Boston where seasons exist. I love the cold weather.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure,
but as somebody who uses some public transport in Houston right now…it sucks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Austin's rail is in its infancy
and there are problem with it, but it’s been pretty ideal for me.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
How full/empty are the trains?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Packed when I'm on them
I take the 7:03 from Howard, and the 4:55 from Downtown and its standing room only each way…not for me though, cause I usually kick some old bastard out of his seat so I can sit down. He needs the exercise.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Huh. It's good to know that it is actually getting used that much then.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Definitely
After a slow start, it’s looking like this might not be the disaster everyone thought. And, without going off on a CapMetro rant, it seems they have, at the very least, started turning the ship around. We’ll see I guess.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Yeah. Time will tell.
If I had a downtown job, I would probably ride the rail, too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Houston wishes it had Austin's rail.
It’s absurd. Something like 5+M people in the greater Houston area and they have one rail. One.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
thats because houston sucks, doc.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That may be true..
But it’s better than Connecticut.
So it’s good for me.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
No arguments here.
It’s not as bad as I thought it would be, but…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
my uncle just moved from austin to houston.
dell to BP, and he isnt too happy about it aside from working for BP. hes gonna be spending a good deal of his time in london too, which he hopes will help him get through houston haha
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Hah,
yeah, I might take that tradeoff. Though London’s stupid expensive.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I have been in Houston for
6 years now and it has grown on me. I grew up in the Dallas area and lived in Austin for 5 or 6 years so I had many of the same opinions of Houston that most people on this board have.
There are areas that need to be avoided (like any other city) but also some really nice areas.
Houston has no zoning.
This is a problem.
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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't like strip clubs in your neighborhood?
I hear ya.
Houston isn’t my favorite place but I think it gets bashed unnecessarily. I guess that will happen with a Dallas centric blog?
The Museum District, Discovery Green, Midtown, Washington/Heights, Memorial Park, Garden Oaks, etc. There are several nice areas of Houston. Montrose is a nice neighborhood too, but suffers from the lack of zoning.
If you stick to certain areas it isn’t a terrible place to live.
Nah, Montrose is fine generally.
But Wash Heights and Midtown are two areas where people who don’t have 75K in their bank account could afford a home, and while they could, they would also get mugged or worse…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
People in Houston are horrible drivers.
Trucks are very prevalent in Houston.
Your theory that it is the vehicle of choice turning people into assholes seems massively flawed.
Yes, I promise you 90% of the dumbfucks I see in Dallas are driving Eurotrash
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Not sure I agree.
Now, the guys in the trucks with giant lift packages, though…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
they are generally very tall and well endowed I hear
guys with loud motorcycles too
by thedudeabides on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
There's actually a reason
for loud motorcycles, well for Harley type bikes there is.
The saying is “Loud pipes save lives” which is true, if you hear a motorcycle coming from a 1/2 a mile away you’re going to be less likely to pull out right in front of it or cut it off.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Speaking of traffic,
San Antonio has this goofy-ass thing where they put off-ramps before on-ramps. So you exit the highway, then have to move over to avoid re-entering the highway. And meanwhile the people who weren’t on the highway but want to get on have to cross the exiting traffic to get into the far left lane.
SO. BACKWARD.
There are quite a few places like that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's not the case down here, it's just apparently the standard pattern.
You could get a bigass crane and a saw and cut out the ramps and reverse their orders and be just fine space-wise.
The main thing I can think of is that it gives exiting cars theoretically more access to strip malls on the access road without having to backtrack. But that goes out the window when it’s a three lane access road with lots of cars on it.
If it were up to me I’d just ditch the access roads. I thought they were indispensable after growing up in Texas, but surprisingly I didn’t miss them at all in Georgia.
I'd be terrified at how bad traffic would be after wrecks on some of the roads in DFW if there were no access roads.
It you reverse it, you put the traffic snarl on the freeway
Folks exiting would have to slow down to merge with entering traffic. Better to put the snarl on the service road than in the right 2 lanes of the freeway.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
But it will be 1000 times worse..
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I think you're overestimating how quickly people get up to speed when merging into any decent amount of traffic.
I don’t remember exiting being any harder in other cities (though of course it’s impossible to control for traffic levels, etc).
AT major interchanges (like I witness every friggin' day, it's bad
A steady line of cars coming on, immediately before an exit needed by a steady line of cars, is brutal.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
290 near Cypress in Houston is like that
And it’s used specifically for zipping around traffic
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
if you can exit the highway and then get back on before hitting a light
then if it’s slow on the highway, you make up time by exiting
I hate fuckers that do that
“lok how much more important my time is!! Everyone wait for me while I remerge!!”
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
i wish so many pears on people like that
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It's like that in Richardson off 75 North. Every goddamn day at Spring Valley/Belt Line.
I get in the right lane because that one turns into the exit only for Belt line. Before that, Spring Valley is the prime exit for people, who then get back on seconds later, but then jam up the road by not letting people merge properly + the handful of people who don’t know Belt Line is exit only, and have to get over at the last possible second.
Those folks need a knife in their brain.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm putting a lift kit on my truck to compensate for my small penis.
Yeah I see what you’re saying, but I get cut off by cocksuckers in BMWs and Benzies way more than trucks.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 1, 2011 1:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Gonna be so glad
When our company moves to a new building next month. My desk at our current office is right next to the breakroom, and it gets way too loud from 8:30-9:30 when everyone’s getting their coffee.
Also, I read this morning that there’s a city in Uzbekistan called “Jizzax.” I find this hilarious.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
Read the PGT, enjoyed a tastey Newberg Report, a new Parks TFR, some Joey insights, quick scan of HH reactions
Great way to kill the first hour of any day
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I need to do that last thing
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
OK
This stretch on HH made me laugh a little …
The AL West is turning into an awkward high school party
The Rangers totally want us to f*ck them and we just won’t do it.
Because we don’t have any condoms and we’re afraid that we’ll run into our parents at the store when we go to buy some
Or maybe we’re afraid the Red Sox will see us
And get all jealous and ask where we’ve been since Oct. ’09.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not even sure what this means
plus everyone knows you have to go raw dog on that shit
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
OT
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
mornin', friends!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Anyone seen the show Mighty Ships on Smithsonian?
I saw one the other day about a pipelaying ship in the North Sea. It was fascinating. Basically, this ship contains a pipe factory that builds the pipe as the ship moves through the sea dropping the pipe into a pre-trenched area. The amount of control the captain had over the ship (he could move it one or two inches at a time) was amazing.
All this to say, I watched this show for an hour and marveled at where technology has brought us. My wife said it was the most boring thing she had ever watched.
/csb?
Here’s the ship.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
Somewhat relatedly:
Has anybody watched any of the [commercial-free] Discovery show about the rebuilding of the World Trade Center? I saw an episode last week and was captivated by it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I hadn't heard about it. I'll check it out.
I was in NYC a couple months ago and it was the first time I’d ever been to the WTC site. It’s staggering in terms of how big the area is that was demolished.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I think they show multiple episodes after the newest on Thursday evening.
Could be wrong.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
there was something on KERA last night about the WTC, they were talking about the amazing steel formations they found in the rubble.
it was incredible.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
This:
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/the-rising/
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
i do this everytime i go to an airport or get on an airplane.
to see those huge planes fly through the air is amazing (its not like ive only flown once or something, i flown a pretty good bit in my day), and it gets me everytime i fly.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
My drive home kills me
I have to take 114 to 121 right by DFW and every time I have a plane pass maybe 60 feet ahead of me. It’s kind of breath-taking.
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
laying pipe, eh?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Should have expected this...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
yes
yes you should have.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's pretty sweet.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
When does the ALDS playoff schedule come out?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You mean the times?
Cause I think the sched is out with the dates.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Just dates is all I was looking for.
Didn’t bother looking yet bc I didnt think it was out.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Find them?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Fuck. Fears confirmed.
I’ll be in California during games 3 and 4 of the ALCS.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
quit.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Games 3 & 4 of the ALDS
Those are going to be day games again probably, right?
Gonna have to figure out how to skip work that day like last year. Or work from home.
by Dirk Diggler on Sep 1, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
you register for the playoff drawing?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. I bought tix right away for the ALDS last year and had nosebleeds.
It was actually more fun to get the standing room only tix which I did for another ALDS and ALCS game.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
we should get tickets in the cuervo club leather seats
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Just realized the Game 1 of the ALCS*, TX/OU, and my friend's 30th are all on the same day
and I’ll be in Dallas.
*So as to avoid any TDT-like jinxings, this post is in no way meant to suggest that the Rangers will be playing in this game.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Waking up with a crick in your neck is the pits.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This.
I have one this morning, too. Must be getting old.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
got one right now as well.
think its time to get a new pillow
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
this reminds me of something I meant to ask a few weeks ago
kind of in the same vain as the “is it gross to take a sandwich into the bathroom” question. The pillow I use is probably about 20 years old…it’s a down pillow with just the right mix of feathers to pillow. My wife calls it “the sack of feathers.” Is this gross? It’s the only pillow I can sleep with. If I don’t have it, I do not sleep at all.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It is gross. That thing is probably full of old sweat.
But if that is what works for you, go with it. I have enough trouble getting sleep that if I found something that worked really well, I would probably keep it for 20 years, too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
my wife says she thinks there are bugs in it
if they help me sleep, I’ll take all the bugs in the world
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
In high school, I had a pillow that was about 6-7 years old.
I have oily skin, so the thing was pretty gross, but I loved it. Then one day, my stepmom decided that it was too gross and washed it. It came out all lumpy, and I could never use it again. So if you’ve got something that works for you, I say stick with it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I read somewhere
that it’s a good idea to put a pillow in a freezer ever once in a while to kill shit that lives in there. I should probably do this.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It's probably better than baking it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I need a recipe for a brisket rub
my wife invited over the neighbor lady with big cans and her husband for food Saturday night. They’re from Camden, NJ, so they’ve never really had bbq before. I want to do it up right…bold flavors and whatnot.
I’m also gonna have to get another smoker because mine crapped out. I know I’ll get disapproving looks and taht one really weird cartoon angryface that Max posts all the time, but I’m gonna get an electric one. With 2 kids and shitloads of chores, I just don’t have the time or energy to tend to a wood smoker. Heh. wood smoker. TWSS.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
judging by how you worded this post,
i would think you are about 57 right now, and think twitter is a new language in africa.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
wha?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
x
one really weird cartoon angryface
With 2 kids and shitloads of chores, I just don’t have the time or energy
Heh. wood smoker. TWSS.
the
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I suppose that does make me sound like an old man who yells at kids popping firecrackers and can't get the VCR to stop blinking "12:00"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The last one I used
Portioning depends on the size of the brisket, but…
equal parts smoked salt, pepper, ancho powder, chili powder, smoked paprika, cumin, brown sugar w/spicy mustard base
I might be missing something, but thats basically what I used + a basting bbq sauce
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Figure out your own proportions according to your taste
but It’s gotta have a couple tablespoons of fresh ground cumin, chili powder, mustard powder, paprika, brown sugar, and use an apple cider vinegar to baste
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I like cider vinegar as the base for a baste
The last one I used had lemon juice and whiskey added to it. Delicious
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I've never heard of basting a brisket before
jsut dry rub and let it sit for 24 hours first. Please explalin.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It's probably not 100% necessary, especially if you don't trim the brisket of it's god-given fat.
But it does help keep the edges and ends from completely drying out
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think basting was the wrong word
I take an empty spray bottle and spray it every hour. Works like people that dump a beer on it every hour.
It definitely isn’t necessary, but it does add more flavor
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
bold flavors
you guys
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yes, basting was the wrong word
spritz, mop, whatevs… just something to help it sweat
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
schvitz?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Schmaltz?
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Turbinado sugar is good in rubs
I read somewhere the bigger crystals hold up to heat better and melt rather than burn. Not sure how much sense that makes, but I use it and like the results.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm.
I’ve never had this.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Does it just taste like sugar?
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yeah
I keep it on hand for brewing. It’s just unrefined sugar. It’s light tan in color, maybe a bit more caramel flavor than regular table sugar. Not much though.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting...I might have to try that
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
this is the smoker I'm probably gonna get
I had an identical one, but it crapped out over time.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Seen those before
I built my own…it wasnt difficult
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
that's actually what I've been leaning toward
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
What are you smoking with?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
is this a wood question?
mesquite chunks.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Be careful on long smokes with those
Can get a bit harsh. I like to do the first 4 hours on mesquite and switch to oak or hickory for the final 10 hours.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmmm
I was not aware. Thanks!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Oh, ok.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Musers piece on American tennis this morning is pretty good
and Craig’s segment on the Gladwell-Grantland article was nice too.
It reminds me that this can actually be a really good show (and station) sometimes.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
tennis
yeah!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I don't even like tennis all that much
but the segment was just interesting radio.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
did they talk about that one tennis chick who used to have absolutely massive boobs?
she has since got a boob job, and looks better, but damn those things were magnificent.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Corby was talking about her yesterday...or Tuesday
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
What was the tennis article about?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
So, I'm looking for new dress shirts
But it seems like there are three times as many XLs as there are Mediums.
Why is the universe punishing me for losing weight?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
America
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
where are you shopping at?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Perry Ellis is having a 40% off sale
that’s where I’m browsing this morning.
I don’t know much about clothes, but a friend who’s an assistant manager at Kohl’s assured me the stuff is good quality.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
I used to buy there stuff.
It’s not tailored especially well, but the color tones are solid and the quality is decent.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Fuck you guys
Try finding 36 × 36 pants…. or long but not fat shirts.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
no fuck you!
try finding a shirt with a huge chest and a small waist, it ain’t easy!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
will do!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
by BigGuns on Sep 1, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I use to work out with a guy who seriously was built like Johnny Bravo
He could never find clothes… but that didn’t bother him
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
you have to have the waist's brought in, no biggie..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
If BigGuns won the lottery, he'd complain about having to buy a new wallet!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I tell myself it's becaues the Mediums sell too fast.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
If you want my advice (which you haven't requested) you should look at JCPenney.
Their Stafford brand is usually very high quality for the price. If you hit it on a sale, you can pick up decent dress shirts for about $25/each. I have been wearing mine for several years without noticeable wear.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
A man who deserves it.
Owner Jerry Jones hinted that NT Jay Ratliff is in search of a contract extension.
Jones essentially admitted that Ratliff has outperformed his contract, which is set to pay him $3.75 million this season and $4.875 million in 2012. Ratliff has started every game over the last three years and made the Pro Bowl in each of those seasons. ESPN Dallas reported Thursday that the two sides have begun talks.
What amused me is how innocuously this began
Jerry joked about Ratliff being underpaid at a luncheon… then Rat’s agent heard about that, and boom. We have a story.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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Jerry was stupid for saying that
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Parts of him are, for sure
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yep.
This would be much better than the Scandrick deal.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
No, no, no.
This is what got Jerry into the mess to begin with.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Working
so much working.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Golfing, swimming, drinking, grilling, watching sports.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
what course do you frequent?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I bounce around...Ridgeview, Chase Oaks, Twin Creeks, Cowboys, Castle Hill,
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
ive been playing at out northwood... also benbrook if i feel like driving all that way
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
really want to play dallas athletic club or dallas national..
but thats near to impossible
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I've played DAC a few times but it's been a while. Nice course but nothing too special about it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
what about tour 18?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Haven't played it but I have played Tribute. I kinda like that course.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Played there last year
I liked it. It’s cool to play some of the famous holes even if they are knockoffs.
The island green is freaking impossible.
by Dirk Diggler on Sep 1, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
You guys are talkin about my hometown area.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
No kidding?
Weird. Close friends of our’s just moved out of it last fall.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Tribute is off a lake (Lewisville?) and I played out there once when
it was very windy which made it kinda chilly giving it a very British feel.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
getting screwed
Monday is a holiday, but I’m off (we work an unbalanced schedule, so I get Saturday, Sunday and every other Monday off). On my Monday’s I work a security job at a movie theater (which is usually cake since no one is there on Mondays) but I guarantee it’ll be busy on Monday and I’ll have to do stuff instead of sit around watching tv all night. So, instead of sweet holiday pay (time and-a-half) I get the much much lower off-duty pay rate. Bleh.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It always sucks having to actually 'work' at an extra job
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I fucking hate it
the pay rate is $9 less per hour than I make at actual work and lower than most of the other off-duty ones. But I get to watch free movies and Rangers games/MNF, so I haven’t quit yet. My other one as a courier is actually fun…2 hours a day right before I go to work and I make a lot of money at it.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
All the theaters around here are like that too
I work a neighborhood patrol for 4 hours every Monday morn before work and sub at a high end salon every so often. Waiting for the fur sales to start at Neiman’s again. Easy money there. I’ll take a bucket of red paint for those suckers.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I read an article about you guys doing the neighborhood patrols
very progressive….a great solution to the problem of “I never see a cop in my neighborhood/Because we’re fucking busy all the time!”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Interesting
I feel like some neighborhoods would not appreciate cops patrolling all the time…like for fear of property value going down
Costs $600/ month for the car
And another $40-50/hour for the officer. If the HOA can afford it, it works great.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Our neighborhood had volunteers patrolling
They have a nice little magnetic roof light and everything
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
working saturday for some extra cheddah.... laying by the pool..
vodka.. rangers baseball… comatose..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
will you be wearing a polo shirt, shorts and a white golf cap?
that appears to be what you’re wearing in every FB picture of you…
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
haha.. i have some navy caps too..
usually i wear.. khaki or navy shorts…. collared shirts… sperrys…
its kind of my thing bozo
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I think I might have some moths
as all the t-shirts I have are now afflicted with tiny holes all over. Eh. I don’t really care. As long as my robe and wizard hat are unscathed.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
you are 31 and married.. not 26 and on the prowl for young sluts
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
valid point
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
They probably came out of your pillow
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Relaxing.
Sleeping in. Watching movies. Playing hours of Europa Universalis 3. I also plan on joining in on my first GDT in a while.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh!!!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Working the weekend, and smoking a brisket on Monday
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I have no idea what this means
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
a drug joke
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I figured but there was so little context that it threw me through a loop.
Thank you for your service
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
it's a joke about smoking drugs
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Thats a very old man phrase
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
it sounds like something a very out-of-touch cop would say
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Is it like taking pot?
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Make it Xbox 360
we will have at it in Madden, sir.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
I play BFBC2
When BF3 comes out, I will play that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You still play BC2?
Last time I was on there the games were half full and weren’t much fun. Maybe it was a bad day.
It's not as good as it used to be, that's for sure.
But there is a dedicated group of probably 300 that can make good games late at night.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I need more people to play in Madden
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Indeed. Hello NHL 12! I spend way too much time with those
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Apparently they fucked up Franchise
Which meant that I really don’t want to buy it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Wow
How’d they fuck it up? That’s always my favorite part
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
The new Free Agency's poorly implemented
and if you don’t scout a rookie before the draft, you don’t even get his 40 numbers, so you basically are stuck to a certain pool and completely fucking blind on EVERYONE else.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
That's so dumb
Welp, I can cross that off my list.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Thats asinine
Ill pass
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
NCAA football
We had some discussion about that last night.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
It either just came out or is coming out very soon.
Haven’t picked it up yet, strongly considering it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I've got NCAA
and should have The Show next week.
Will probably get 2K12 when it comes out too.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
ive got NCAA too, and will probably add FIFA12 and NHL12.
and that will be it for my video game buying.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
We'll probably get FIFA
and then Uncharted 3 when it hits.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I figure, for the rest of the year
Arkham City, 2K12, BF3, and U3… then I’ll stock up on cheap games that I’ve been interested in when I go to the US. See what EB has used.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
You're picking up an IANF?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
the inlaws are coming in town so that means I'll be playing video games, relaxing, reading
and doing a fair amount of drinking.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
My buddy just bought a boat
so we’ll probably go out on that Saturday morning, then I’ve got a bachelor’s party to go to that night. That means maybe 18 straight hours of drinking, boating, and poker.
Sunday I won’t do shit I’m sure.
Monday I’ll probably go get some disc golf in. See if the wife wants to do it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Painting my kitchen
(Not a euphemism)
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
So did they
finish your floors (again, not a euphemism) in a day or did they have to come back?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
He finished in a day
Because I told him he had to. So instead of leaving at 5 on Friday and coming back Monday, he finished at 6:30 on Friday. Seriously. I don’t know why he wouldn’t want to just finish rather than come back for two hours on Monday. I felt kinda bitchy until my dad later told me that the guy spent a ton of time on the phone with his wife all day.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
niiice....
Yea, I wouldn’t feel too bad either after having learned that.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Hmmmm...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll be the only one in my dept. working tomorrow
Drive-By Trucker concert Friday night, then off to Clifton area to do some dove hunting through Monday.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
My last day of month-end time entry.
I could not give less of a shit about my billable hours. It feels wonderful.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
.
BFeldmancbs Bruce Feldman
by cableflyguy
After 17 yrs, I’m leaving ESPN. I’m excited to announce I’ve joined @cbssports. My first day is today.
oh shit
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
so switched from TWC to Uverse yesterday
went from 79.99 for just cable to 49.99 for cable and internet… plus 150 dollars cash back on a visa gift card… for 6 month contract.. so basically im paying 30 bucks less for more services and get 3 months free out of the 6 month contract…..
FUCK YOU TWC… EAT MY SHIT
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:14 AM CDT reply actions
nicely done.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice!!
I haven’t seen anyone who enjoys their TWC.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Welcome to the other side, brother.
The grass is much greener over here.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I've had uverse for 3.5 yrs now
and I’m just now having my first major issue with them. They’re not perfect, but they’re better than TW fo so.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Similar case here.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
I had to switch over.
I decided to do DirecTV because my only other option was TWC. Ugh.
Although, I have to TWC for internet.
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Interesting.
I must have done something wrong.
I was paying $185 for cable and internet with Uverse.
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm much higher.
I’m assuming it’s an intro rate thing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't complain much, because I got an incredible deal with DTV.
It’s a shame, because I really like the whole Uverse set up. But I could never get a damn DVR to work.
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
The only service other than DTV
that I’ve had that I really liked was Verizon FiOS, but damn that shit is massively expensive.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I'm hopeful that DTV is worth it.
Because I’m stuck with it for a while.
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis
Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I love DTV
The picture quality is really really good, and add to that the ability to record 100 hours of HD programming on the DVR and it’s pretty much unbeatable.
The ONLY issue is severe weather. It sucks when storms are rolling in and you can’t keep an eye on them because you don’t have a picture.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Day one of what?
The new Fiscal Year?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
QE3
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
wait no im wrong
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
its not december yet
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
October is my favorite.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
heh
rec
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
a month thats not august
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
which means rent is due.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
but I know y'all wanted that 808
can ya feel that B-A-S-S bass
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i like old outkast better
aha hush that fuss.. everybody move to the back of the bus
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
This is garoonic.
And sad.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah thats 90s shit
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Just that Outkast made quite a bit of music before it.
I’ve often heard people say they like old Outkast, but they’re referring to pre-Aquemini.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah.. i have some of the oldies stashed away somewhere in my CD collection
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Can we get some Big Boi solo love in this thread?
I double dare, matter of fact nigga I double dog dare
any rapper that take it there with this playa here
Let’s be clear, I’m a leader not your peer
Valedictorian of this rap shit every year (year year year)
Like beer and pretzels with the game I go good
I’m the Hansel to your Gretel, you’s a dame, understood
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's that
southernplayalisticcadillacfunkymusic
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
My Music Blog
by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Well it's the M-I-Crooked Letter
Ain’t no one better. And when I’m on microphone you best to wear your sweater ‘cause I’m cooler than a polar bear’s toe nails…
SLAPPA DA BASS !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
slap a da da byass
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
people who are going to wedgefest or still have an interest in going to wedgefest...
i strongly urge you to go to the new and final wedgefest fanpost.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
you need to provide a contact number and a definite time and place to meet up for
carpooling dickface
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
this is disturbing...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Question for the computer-coding types in here
My friend and I were talking about quantuum computing and that sort of thing the other day, and apparently quantuum computers would have 3 bits instead of 2. How drastic of a change would that be from a coding perspective? What are the kinds of things you would see, or that would change, about computers? Would we even notice much of a change except for speed?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
DNA processors.
Mind. Blown.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
well fuck.. discount tire doesnt do wheel alignment.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions
No they don't
I could have told you that.
Check out NTB.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
okay.. thanks for the rec
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
New Mexico State Trooper caught having sex on security camera..
I know Loblaw would check for camera’s never do something like this..
http://www.inquisitr.com/137690/new-mexico-state-trooper-caught-having-sex-on-security-camera/
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Woah, in full uniform.
Impressive.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
x
The video in question was obtained two weeks ago by TV station KOB after they filed a public request with the Santa Fe Sheriff’s office and it shows the officer still wearing his utility belt while engaging in sexual intercourse at the Santa Fe Canyon Ranch.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Still wearing his belt.
Impressive.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
no kidding
an A+ for effort, at least.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sounds like super troopers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
NSFW picture here.
Pretty funny stuff.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha is that a dog behind him?
Too funny
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
yes the dog is watching!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Amazing.
The cop is looking over his shoulder, too.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
She looks ok from that angle
that dog likes it
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Well, she appears to be enjoying herself.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i believe so..... I was told our campus cops (at midwestern state)
had more authority than state troopers but less than game wardens…
I dont know how since all they did is write parking tickets.. but apparently they had a lot of power….
make LOBLAW can shed some light on this.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
More power in that they can enforce the college's house rules.
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*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Campus cops
My brother is a corporal at TCC, and he said he spends most of his workdays running background checks on potential hires for the school…
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
Pretty sure, yes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Higher acclaim
Less pay and less safety. You’re out there by yourself most of the time. It’s nice knowing cover is usually only a few minutes if not seconds away in the city.
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*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
But State Troopers are really well respected among the hierarchy of cops. They can handle their shit.
*takes a taste
*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
And they're most likely to get into high-speed pursuits
which are like 99% of the reason I’d ever want to be a cop.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Their SOP is awesome
It’s basically “Do what you gotta do to keep you and innocent citizens safe”
City I work in has a 500+ page SOP. It’s ridiculous.
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*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Here especially
backup might be 30-45 mintues away. they’re taught to handle any kind of situation solo. Although I still wouldn’t like the work of being a taillight chaser
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
F that
car crashes and speeding tickets. no thanks.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Lol
The station also spoke with various citizens in the area who all seemed to agree that the act was an egregious violation of the officers role.
You don’t say?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
did they all say it just like that too?
an egregious violation?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
More or less
"It’s an inappropriate use of time," along with "Inappropriate use of our tax money, I mean we pay these guys," and "With that kind of judgment you don’t want him carrying a weapon,"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Cockblockers.
That dude is just trying to get him a slice. Why you gotta hate?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's got a weapon, all right.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if he filed the proper weapon discharge report
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Hehe, "Weapon"
“This is my rifle this is my gun…”
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
What part of
Protect and Serve don’t they get.
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Was he not wearing a condom?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I wish some citizen had said
“quit hatin’…he’s just tryin to get some stanky on his hang down!”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
heh
Please, Person In Charge Of Booking This Event
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
one of my favorite parts
Anyway, the word in last Sunday’s paper was there’s talk of having a “major Canadian concert act” perform at the FaceOff event, with the possibility Nickelback is in the running to perform.
As people who love music and love Winnipeg even more, we have a request: Please ensure this does not happen. The return of the NHL to Winnipeg is something we have been dreaming about for 15 years. Please do not sully the celebration with the presence of a band whose existence is antithetical to the very concept of celebration.
i enjoyed this one.
We don’t need Winnipeg’s reputation sullied by people with questionable taste in music. Again, they may attend a Nickelback concert and be free of the abuse and scorn meted out by judgmental losers such as ourselves.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
If not Nickelback
then it’s either Barenaked Ladies or Rush, right? Do they have anybody else to choose from?
I forgot the new generation I guess
Beiber, Lavigne, Drake
But I would assume Arcade Fire isn’t considered big time enough
Man, the only thing black at a hockey game is the puck
/Drake&thatoneKeanuReevesmovie
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Not sure if this is supposed to be serious.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I think winning the Grammy for Album Of The Year isn't big time enough.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Or headlining ACL
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
celine dion
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Bryan Adams
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Am I the only person who hates Lee Corso?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
i dont hate him.
but hes not my favorite.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
You're right...
He’s not on my Berman/Holtz/Dickie V/Joe Paterno level of hate yet.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
i hate that ND guy that has a lisp like he had 14 strokes and still thinks hes relevant
on the college football scene… always picking ND
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah lou holtz... i cant watch him for more than like 20 seconds without
changing the channel.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
We're having fun here, no?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You guys wanted to see the "winners" on OKCupid
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
For the hockey geeks here...
The Flyers just fucked over the Stars hard by giving that contract to James van Riemsdyk.
Jamie Benn is going to get THE WORLD.
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when does he become a FA?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
RFA after this season.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
sonofabitch pile of monkey nuts
well……Niewy is gonna have to pay $Texas. Thats all there is to it.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm telling ya.
Five days after the sale is complete, Jamie Benn signs a six-year contract.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
no question this happens
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
balls.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Jamie Benn is your world, broseph....
And there’s no doubt, they gotta keep his ass so give him whatever he wants. Future of the club? Probably.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
yeah, im not sure the stars can afford to drop another fairly big name guy
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Jamie Benn is under control for 6 more years
He isnt going anywhere.
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
And you just reminded me that preseason hockey starts this month...
MOTHERFUCKINYEAH! So much better than preseason football.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Shoot your pigs from a helicopter
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
are feral hogs tasty?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I can only imagine they're a bit gamier than farm-raised
but I’d love to try some someday
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Young ones are better
The older they get the gamier/tougher they get. Nothing a day in the crockpot can’t fix though.
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*spits out the vile nut
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by FuturePants on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
and they get pretty big I believe, so you're set for a while once you bag a good one...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Also, avoid the Boers.
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by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd for historical humor
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
They are
I have smoked many hogs (no BigGuns). We use to trap hogs and/or shoot them with AK 47s where I grew up.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
how many times with an AK47 do you have to shoot it usually?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
It's kind of hard to be accurate
so you are spraying the hogs until they fall then you can walk up and blast them again if necessary… but one good shot
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
hurry up and get here, iphone 5
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
/SprintExecutives
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Is there an LSB college pick'em league?
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Same, I'd be in!
-- Micah
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-- -- --
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Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay
LSB College Pick’em
Group ID: 20812
Password: Rice!
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Is it yahoo?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yes
sorry. I just assumed people assume that
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Is the password
Actually “Rice!” I’ve tried that and it’s not working.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
In.
Thanks.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Fun
I fully expect to suck at this. I don’t know a whole lot about college football as a whole. But it’s fun.
-- Micah
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by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Here you go:
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/college/register/joingroup
Enter the group ID and password, and you are in.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yes.
You get more points if you get those games right and/or lose more if you get them wrong.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Heh, my confidence points are going to look moronic for all the "easy" games since I just went down the list assigning from the top to all the super-lopsided ones.
So YSU@MSU got 31, but by the time I got to Miss St @ Ark I was down to 23.
Why would you do that?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yeah but if you are sure of those games
why not put it at 1 so you get more points?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
That's... not how it works.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I'm fairly certain you have confidence points backwards.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Damnmit!
So the game I am most confident in would be #31?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yes.
Not #31. You’re ‘betting’ 31 points on it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
But I was wrong where I said you would lose points. You just don’t gain the points, so if you’re wrong, you’re “losing” the chance to gain 31 points on different game.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Mine are semi-random.
To be honest I don’t think it matters that much this week… lots of body-bag games.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
In case anyone didn't catch it, too.
We’re picking against the spread here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh, I thought they were just providing that for info.
That sucks. I will probably not do well then.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Yeah can we not do this part?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
And wait, so if the spread changes between now and Saturday for a Saturday game,
it’s on me to go back and update the pick if needed?
And then you're just picking the games without a line straight up?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
OFF games are the easiest to pick.
Load up on confidence points there because there’s no penalty if you lose, and you’re almost certain to win.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah
I was wondering what you were doing here…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you see my picks?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Probably not yet.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
On like Donkey Kong.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I just see dashes.
I see some rows blank, and some rows with dashes (the people who have picked already?).
Have you really never
paid attention to sports betting at all?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't see anybody's until after the game starts
to prevent shenanigans
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I'm seriously considering picking Kent State against the spread.
38 points is a huge spread.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This requires way more thinking now than I was wanting to put into it.
Freaking Rice people and their intellectualism!
by Closure GT on Sep 1, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok State's line scares me, too
But Gundy likes to run up the score.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I had those same thoughts.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
alabama is gonna cover
and its also my highest confidence pick
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I COULDN'T HAVE GUESSED!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
haha.
we are gonna be throwing the ball all over the place trying to break in two new QBs. trent is gonna have 125 yards 2 tds, eddie lacy will probably have a hundo and a TD, and i would be surprised to see 1 or 2 tds from D/ST. Kent state will be lucky to have a field goal, bama covers the spread before half time.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
You'll have to forgive me for doubting the objectivity of your prediction.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
As in, "we're going to throw the ball all over the place trying to break in two new QBs"
“But we’re still going to have at least 200 yards on the ground with 3 TDs.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
last year against san jose state
we had 6 Tds and almost 600 yards of offense. 300 of it came from rushing.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Yesterday, I had Chicken Express for dinner.
It was good.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
OBVIOUSLY
YOU ARE GOING TO EAT CHICKEN EXPRESS FOR DINNER AUGUST 31ST, 2012 AND IT WILL ALSO BE GOOD BROSEIDON.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I know, right?
I love that place. Terrible for you, I’m sure, but I love it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
thats not me being objective...those are just straight facts.
want me to find what other people are saying?
Chris’ take: Who’s the Alabama starting quarterback? Is it AJ McCarron or Phillip Sims, and does it really matter who takes the first snap? … Alabama 42, Kent State 0
Edward’s take: Alabama is just happy to finally be back on the football field. It’s been a long year in Tuscaloosa and the Tide should come out firing on all cylinders. … Alabama 56, Kent State 7
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
screwed up the title of that post.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
There is no way for a prediction to be "straight facts."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah
[breathes]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
And why should I believe what these two people say?
You didn’t even actually link to their opinions, you just reposted them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
whats the difference?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Without a link
How do I know you didn’t make it up? How do I know there aren’t five other opinions that disagree and you picked the two you like?
You posted two opinions as if they were determinative. Two.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
jesus christ
youre right, let me go find an encyclopedia of predicitons about this game to appease your bullshit attitude.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Come the fuck on
Can you just admit that your predictions do not qualify as “straight facts?” Can we just get that out of the way?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
sure.
but get off you high fucking horse for not supplying you with ample sources. you disagree with what im saying, find some fucking facts yourself and actually bring something to the table outside of pointless banter.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I never said anything negative about Alabama or your chances in this game.
I questioned the size of the spread in the game, you responded with a prediction that you then described as “straight facts,” so here we are.
Why do I need to present any facts at all? I’m not making an argument for or against anything.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
is it "straight facts"? no.
yes i chose the wrong words there. but, is it wrong for me to base my prediction on past games against similar competition? of course it is. thats all anyone is doing right now. using our probable gameplan, with the current players we have on the depth chart, one can come to the same fairly logical conclusion i did. is there a chance it wont happen? sure. but its not as laughable as you make it out to be. instead of belittling my prediction, have a real discussion.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course it is wrong for you to base your prediction on games from a year ago against different teams.
I’m glad you realize that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
STRAIGHT FACTS, CLOSURE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Can you explain the spread to me?
Don’t really know what it is.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
The favored team has to win by at least that many points.
So if you pick A&M (favored by 15.5) but they only beat SMU by 15, you lose.
If a team has a negative number next to its name, that means it's favored to win the game by that many points.
The other team is the underdog by that many points.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
For example, the Baylor-TCU game has TCU has a 4.5 favorite (TCU -4.5).
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Thank you
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
This format is slightly different, since it doesn't show negative numbers in the columns next to the name.
But the thought is the game. If you see TCU as the favorite in and then 4.5 out in the “Final” column, that means TCU is the favorite by 4.5 points.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
*thought is the same
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's what I thought.
Alrighty then, time to change my confidence intervals (and possible some picks)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
They need a better UI for setting confidence points.
I wish I could drag the rows around to set the confidence order. So that initially I could just do stuff like “well, I’m more confident in this than in that” but then if I wanted to slide another one in before both of the first two I wouldn’t have to update all three.
See I think you can do that for their bowl pick'em
so I’m not sure why you can’t do it here
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Agreed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's finalized for the purposes of picking.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm not trying to piss of JBI
But Texas vs. Rice is easy money. Brown is going to want to destroy them to showcase his new offense. Texas may try to score 50.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We'll see if they still have the magic... (no)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Rice has a terrible defense
but Rice has a decent to actually good offense
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
The spread is only 25.
If it was in the 30s, I wouldn’t doubt Rice’s chance to cover. But 25 is pretty low.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
well, I picked Rice for obvious reasons
but I’m certainly not throwing my high conf points at them.
Given that UT has some uncertainty and that Rice should be better than last yeah, I think they have a chance to cover. But I think it’ll be something like a 45 – 21 type cover, not a 21-17 type cover. I think it’ll be a high scoring affair…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
I could see that score happening.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yup.
That’s a tricky one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Normally I save all of the 20+ spread games to low confidence
but Minn getting that many points against a penalized USC team?
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
USC still has playmakers on both sides of the ball.
I can’t decide if I want to give them that many points, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
BTW, there are several 20+ spreads that I gave high confidence.
Missouri, Auburn, Florida State, Texas, OU …
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I actually think Stanford laying 30 against SJSU
is a little crazy with a new head coach and all. I know Luck is there, but 30 points?
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
They changed nothing about their offense.
Everything is exactly the same. Stanford is going to ROLL in that game.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Except their OL...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
yep. 3 new starters including the center.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I meant wrt schemes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Do you a jet ski rental place would work here?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah
that is the way Adam has set it up in the past, and while I griped about it before, I think it actually makes sense
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
its not that much more difficult i think.
just makes you have to do a bit more homework is all.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah but i would put this in the good homework category i guess.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
But I'm already busy with three fantasy leagues...
plus, you know, actual homework.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
the argument makes some sense
confidence points in college are silly – most games are obvious.
against the spread is more or less random – even if you have some insight on a few games, you will be around 50%. Hard to separate skill from luck.
combining the two allows you to leverage those games you have insight on such that people who know more should get more points.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
After the first few weeks of cupcakes I disagree about most games being obvious,
though since this is mainly just top-25 games I guess it’s moreso here (I’ve done an informal pick ’em for ACC games before, and that was fun).
I don't really get how most games are supposed to be obvious when it is stated that picking against the spread is 50-50
I think he means obvious if you're not using a spread.
But even there I don’t follow the complete argument.
If most games are obvious without using the spread, then that’s really not much different than most games being random without using the spread. So adding confidence points lets you leverage the ones you have insight on — like assigning low points to a game everyone else thinks is obvious.
This is new to me
But I’ll see how I do.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You'll likely win
I have never particpated in any sort of sports betting/pool/league with a woman making her debut where she didn’t end up winning. Swear to God.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
The lines on that specific day, I think
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
That's what I thought
Just wanted to make sure it didn’t have anything to do with confidence points or something.
the lines change from day to day, just keeping record of that change.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I barely keep up with failing at NFL pick'em and my FF team as it is.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Had the first fantasy football draft of the season last night at Twin Peaks.
This place is definitely becoming one of my favorite spots, but I really hope I don’t come off as creepy as most of the customers there.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Was your team name dinopenis related?
Then yes, you were as creepy.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Same team name I've had for the last 5 years.
Bea Arthur’s Cock.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 1, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty much.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
THAT is funny
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
you arent... i went with kristen and kristin to pregame that birthday party saturday
we people watched all the creepers in there… sketchball central
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
What about Christin?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
yeh Dave the butcher ain't no Lewin..
Great clip with the Byrdman, Hurley, Lumpy and Salty all in there….and TAG with the WOOOOOOWWWW
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Song of Ice & Fire
Picked up Storm of Swords (book 3) at lunch today. Looking forward to more carnage, raping, pillaging, and Tyrion Lannister. Hopefully Dany gets something to do in this book- her part in Clash of Kings was a bit of a letdown after all she went through in Game of Thrones.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
i'm reading Clash of Kings now
great series
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
my only concern is that it keeps staying really good throughout
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
First 3 books are great
4th and 5th books not as good but still solid.
I just hope the guy finishes the series (it’s supposed to be 7 books). He is old and obese, not a good combo.
good to hear....then Martin needs to get to fucking work !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Third book is solid.
I just finished up another fantasy series, so I get to start on Dance with Dragons now.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
what fantasy series? I'm always looking for good books
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I recommend the Kingkiller Chronicle series
Those are the Rothfuss books. 2nd one just came out in March. Pretty good stuff.
Codex Alera, by Jim Butcher.
Six books long; probably should have been five.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
you read any of the dresden books?
i thought about trying those out
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I have not. I usually don't like to mix fantasy with current-day situations.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
just curious....I'll check out the Kingkiller books
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Have you read the Mistborn series?
Somebody here recommended it to me and I liked it reasonably well. I’m not sure it was good as Elantris [Sanderson’s first book], and the description of the Book 2 has me leery, but perhaps you’d like it if you like fantasy?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
nope, sounds interesting....might have to check out sometime
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Which one?
The only fantasy I have read is Lord of the Rings, the Song of Fire and Ice series, and Rothfuss’ first 2 books of that trilogy. Oh and somebody recommended the The Sword of Truth series, terrible. Couldn’t get past the 2nd book.
Heh.
You read The Wheel of Time series?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I like it,
but it’s hard for me to recommend because it bogs down a bit in the middle. Plus the books are pretty long…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
More than that now...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
yea I read that Sanderson had to finish the series since the original author past away
12 total i believe
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yeah,
I think we’re still a good amount of time away from the last one.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Wait, 13, no?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
i forget
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I think so.
I think it’s that Jordan died after 11, but 12 was too long to be one book, so they decided to do a trilogy for the last ‘book’ leaving 14 all together.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
i was just looking up info on these earlier as you guys were discussing them
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
A bunch of these cracked me up
Sarcastic responses to well-meaning signs
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Bill Posters is an innocent man!
had me giggling self consciously at my desk
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Post No Bills.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
i'm gonna rec this
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
bill posters is an innocent man!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone's gotta do it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The Steven Tyler special:

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Heh
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
This list is pretty good, too:
The world’s most brilliantly pointless street flyers.
I like this one:

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That's hysterical.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that one was pretty good too
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
that one was good too
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
oh wow...thats incredible
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That is a very good question.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
i dont want to click on this because its just gonna get me riled up.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
explaining to your gramma about Super AIDS
priceless
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
awesome
I also enjoyed
“But I still want to make love to you.”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Dunking the fist?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Down to f...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I know; I was just trying to come up with something else.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
My work here is done.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I can't decide whether to laugh or cringe
So I’m doing both.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
LOL
This is fabulous.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
"Is this Michigan?"
My favorite.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Ha ha ha
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF is that lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Awesome.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Amazing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
He got the information he was looking for.
Dad 1, son 0.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Can you imagine the powered down look on the son's face
as he typed out the address?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Oh shit...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
jeeze
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Best response ever?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 1, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Heh
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
This is a good one, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yikes
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap, you guys.
How am I supposed to get any work done if I can’t stop laughing?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
heh emily's in deep shit now
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
"That black guy..."
Fantastic.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
JD

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Jean Simmons.
Hahaha.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The second response totally reminds me of LSB

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Also .... LOL WUT?

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Last one, I promise

-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
That last one is a great line. I'll have to remember that.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I like the way she seems untarded
and he seems tarded
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
too many 'ur's... he deserved what came to him
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yes, that's my favorite part.
There are some crazy ones on here…don’t know if I should shit up the thread further though…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I read all of them that I could scroll through
Keep em coming
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Amazing

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fake
Timelines out of whack
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Jesus.
Mark Zuckerberg himself showed up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I actually graduated
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Prolly just an App that posts random statuses
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Every day I'm shufflin [my status] ?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
As long as there are dancing Jesus' and robots
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
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Status Shuffle is the world’s largest collection of funny Facebook status messages. You can choose any status from the list, and even share your own suggestions to see how popular they get!
So she didn't decide to post that... unintentional trolling.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
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1. Status Shuffle doesn’t change your status automatically or without your permission. You must click on “Set My Status”.
2. Statuses are submitted by the community, and may contain profanity and strong language that may not be appropriate for all audiences.
It sounds like a quote machine.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
x

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Lesbians?
Nice….
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah, added bonus.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Democracy in action.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I love this one.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
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"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
haha take that bitch
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Not sure if possible....

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Pretty sure I'd unfriend the person before I changed my relationship status
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, filed under
“Tips learned from LSB today”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Is ... that possible?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
On penises? Your mom.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 1, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
OH DANG.
OH DANG. OH DANG.
HE MEANS THAT YOUR MOM KNOWS COCK, BRO.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
An EMT told me that they had to catheterize an unconscious guy
who was so small that they got the girl EMT to stroke him a bit just to have enough to be able to hold onto to catheterize.
I tell this story because since then I’ve often thought that the low end of the normal curve for penis size is a lot lower than I had ever, ever previously thought.
tl, dr: maybe?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
*previously thought before that story
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I remember a story about Dwayne Schintzius
He told some people that his dick wasn’t tiny… it was normal sized but it looks small because he was 7’ tall…. good times
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I love how they talked the girl EMT into doing it.
Dude was unconscious – think he knew it was a girl??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
It's like waking up to a dude sucking you off
it’s not gay if you didn’t know about it right?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I think it was more that
none of the guys wanted to do it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Sure, but she just set herself up for a bunch of hazing I'll bet
Unless she’s just a great sport..
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Good to know.
I SWEAR I DONT THINK YOUR HOT AND I SWEAR I WOULD NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yeah, the guy was just trying to dunk the fist.
She had to go and take it the wrong way.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
She should have taken it as a compliment
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Trying to replace ten year old code with way less messy modern code that will enable some more features: always fun!
(Please don’t have any unexpected side effects!)
refactor it without tests
What could go wrong??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I put the initial story in the PGT last night but there are more details now....
Sad thing that’s happening to the NHL….I’m not sure what to make of it. This is the third player death in the last year.
Former NHL Enforcer Belak Found Dead in TorontoFormer Predator Wade Belak, an enforcer who had played with five NHL teams before retiring in March, was found dead Wednesday in Toronto. He was 35.
Foxnews.com is reporting that it was a suicide…..
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2011 2:23 PM CDT reply actions
thats awful
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Depression and suicide are so mysterious and sad
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be surprised if they have the same concussion/brain damage/depression problems former NFL players have, too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
yup...exactly what I was thinkin
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Agreed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
That's the first thing that came to mind
when all this shit started. Has to be concussion related.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Sep 1, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
bumgarner helped me out big time too.
and gio today
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Film dorks and what not
A piece that just DESTROYS Kevin Smith, in particular, Chasing Amy
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Chasing Amy sucks and I never understood the appeal.
Some of his others at least have plenty of funny moments, and Clerks was quite well done for what it was.
I disagree with a lot of his take on Clerks, though. Dante’s girlfriend never came off as a villian to me, Dante came off as a giant douche.
And goodness, about two thirds of the way through I started to smile at the author’s own wordiness and smugness in a critique of those same qualities.
I predicted that last part
and thus didn’t click the link.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Bank of America credit/debit card gets you into museums for free
on “first full weekend of every month.” This I just learned from the ATM. Includes Dallas Museum of Art and Museum of Fine Arts Houston. I’ll be damned.
bankofamerica.com/freemuseums
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
I saved $40 with that in LA last January.
It’s a pretty awesome promotion.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 1, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
That is pretty cool.
But it is not enough to make me want to go back to BoA though.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
1.2 billion for the dodgers??
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
I like this girl
http://juneauempire.com/local/2011-08-30/woman-punches-bear-save-her-dog
It started out as a typical evening for 22-year-old Brooke Collins. She let her dogs out as usual but this time, she said there was a black bear outside who took hold of her dachshund Fudge. She said she feared for her pet’s life and, in an instant, ran over and punched the bear right in the face to make it let go.
"It was all so fast. All I could think about was my dog was going to die," said Collins.
"It was a stupid thing but I couldn’t help it," she said. "I know you’re not supposed to do that but I didn’t want my dog to be killed."
That chicks is seriously hardcore.
I wouldn’t mess with her.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
No joke
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
damn
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 1, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to think she's completely free of tattoos / piercings
in the sense of just being badass vs. trying hard to look it
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
either that or she plays softball
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That's pretty sweet
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't want you to take this the wrong way...
But fuck that cheating piece of shit Lane Kiffin.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fuck Lane Kiffin.
Douche
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm sorry you still feel that way.
Tomorrow’s game between Baylor and TCU should be a good one. I’ll remain a neutral observer in that contest.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 1, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Monfils and Ferrero are battling.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Soooooooooooooo
HI! Anything good here today?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Not anymore
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Because I'm here :(
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You said it :)
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently there was an earthquake in LA...
Yeah
Some LA people on my facebook feed alluded to that a few minutes ago.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
AN EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I KNOW MAN! I THOUGHT IT WAS UNPOSSIBLE!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 1, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
THE WORLD...ITS ENDING
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Learn to swim... Learn to swim...
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
didn't feel a damn thing...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
TWSS
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's because it obviously wasn't BigGuns
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Problem with EVO/PC
When I connect my EVO to my PC via USB, it’s not prompting me to change it to “Disk Drive”. Usually the option is in the notifications bar, but nothing (the phone is charging though).
I’ve tried several different USB ports, nothing. Any ideas?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
That's happened to me before,
but it goes back to normal after I restarted it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The phone?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Yeah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Hm. No dice for me.
It’s like my PC isn’t recognizing the device.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I am in favor of this.
http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6270202/31678166
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
why does this shit ALWAYS happen in Florida..
I think this may have been posted already, father referee’s fight with son and teenage boy and then kicks teenage boy’s ass.
http://www.aol.com/2011/09/01/father-fights-teen_n_943727.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk3|92049
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
What a match.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Ferrero
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
He's been coming around
and he played well today too.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Why?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
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"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I got no image
Was it Monfils in his trousers?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
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"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Monfils
Almost a 5 hour match.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Extremely long rallies
and Monfils ran out of gas.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
It's funny to watch chicks that you've known from high school that were always huge whores that loved attention
And posted thousands of pics all over facebook slowly settle down as they get into long-term relationships, get engaged, and then get married.
Yes, I’m talking about one of my friends on facebook.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The only girls who I know
who really deserved the whore label didn’t seem to age very well. The borderline slutty girls seemed to age better…especially the ones who didn’t get married at 19.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I guess that's the kind of girl I'm talking about, too.
She’s the kind who developed really early, then ended up being short and very fit but with HUGE cans, so she obviously got a lot of attention. I knew her as the girlfriend of a friend of mine on the football team, and when they broke up, we remained friends.
She was actually a year behind me, and we kinda lost contact when I went to college, but we later became friends again on facebook. We hung out once or twice, but she went to Texas State, started partying like crazy, and started posting thousands and thousands of pictures on facebook of EVERYTHING. I mean EVERYTHING.
It’s funny now because those pictures are still out there, but you can see a steady progression from the uber party girl that was always in bikinis getting drunk back then to the girl who is getting married in like a month to this really straight-laced guy. She just posted something a few minutes ago about being an old maid now because she was excited about getting a vacuum for a wedding present. The 2005 version of this chick would be quite ashamed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Interesting.
I’ve known a few girls like this, but not many posted the pictures on FB. There’s one who still hasn’t grown up exactly..just posted pics of her and her 3 gf’s from their weekend on the beach in Padre, from fake tan and fake boobs to real tan and fake boobs in 50 pictures…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
All the slutty girls from my high school are all married or divorced with multiple kids.
Still posing with duck face in the bars in waco but making their status about kid-related anecdotes.
LISTEN TO ME! STAY SINGLE! HAVE A LOT OF PREMARITAL SEX! TAKE SAFE PRECAUTIONS THOUGH!
LIKE PULLING OUT!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Hah.
Waco girls…stories.
*Note: Pulling out is a rather poor contraception method.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
You're not from there, right?
Just went to Baylor?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yeah.
But I worked there over a couple of summers.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
There is way too much silverware on that table
for her to be spilling a likely expensive meal in order to get a duck face pic.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I swear that's TDT on the shitter back there

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I knew a girl like this
Somehow the husband ended up finding about her past. The blowup was spectacular.
Ohhh,
I just forgot about the time that I was seated at a table during a wedding reception with a girl and her husband who I used to know at TAMS. She was definitely crazy back then, but now she was an OB/Gyn resident whose husband was a real straight laced guy. The weird thing was, after she found out I was from TAMS, she started telling/reliving some of those stories to the table and, while she hid the more scandalous stuff that I remembered about her as the night went on, she still brought up moments that I thought were very odd with her husband right there. He tried to one up her, but his stories were so incredibly lame.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
front page of DMN.com

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU, CEEJ?!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sexy
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 1, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I want that car.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
just a fag
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 1, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Matt Damon
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Hate this word
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Doug Flutie's daughter is attractive
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Mark Rypien's daughter is too
She’s now a QB for the Lingerie Football League
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
hahaha that reminds me when somebody sent me this about her..
(assuming this is a real account)
http://on.fb.me/p9kpdq
One of my fave QBs ever.
Maybe football player in general.
And his dna makes him even more awesome.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
It's the Flutie way.
For her part, the 23-year-old Alexa is trying to prove she belongs after previously being turned down four times by the Patriots’ cheerleading squad. This spring, she finally landed a spot with her dad’s old team.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Why does she look like she's about to break my dick off?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
WE JUST CALLED UP A PITCHER FROM ROUND ROCK NAMED MERKIN!!!!!
Merkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I not know about him?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I was wondering the same damn thing.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
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"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome...

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
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