82-64 - A's Outslug Rangers
Magic Number: 16
One of the fun things about baseball is 162 games gives you a better chance to see everything once. Even rare and incredible things, like the Oakland Athletics beating the Texas Rangers in a scorefest. Of course, that was not one of the fun things about today's baseball. It was just a thing.
Let's all just accept the 35,000th line drive out to end it was balancing out Michael Young being called safe, and poor one out for Alexi and Yoshi.
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No, the real one will be the one AJM or Chris start when they close this one and hide it.
Thus eliminating any evidence I was ever here.
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At least that's what I would do.
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Of course not. Now, please look over here for a minute...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I'm tired of losing the division looking more and more like a real possibility
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There is no way there has been a worse game than that this year.
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I think there were some pretty bad ones earlier this year...
Some of those bad Feliz games.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
I don't remember hating them like this, with this stupid series of groin kicks.
That’s all this game was. Repeated kicks to the balls.
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because of the importance, and time remaining in the season i agree.
Athough that royals extra inning game is still no 2 for me and the astros- matt downs hr game i guess would be 3.
Gotta get down on friday
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
So Ogando...
how worried are we?
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Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
and the horse race for playoff rotation
is CJ, Holland, Harry, Lewis, Ogando?
I suppose this leaves Ogando clearly as the odd man out at the moment, with only a few starts for him to fight his way back on (or someone to lose their slot)…
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Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Plus Feldman
/AJM
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
well
Feldman may well be 5th on that list right now.
One could argue that Ogando shouldn’t be in the rotation at the moment. Though I missed the first few innings of the game; was he being squeezed really badly?
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No idea, I missed the first several innings as well.
But yeah, I don’t really like either of those options. Fortunately, we probably won’t need 5 starters in the playoffs
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I actually predicted he wouldn't make the playoff rotation a long, long time ago
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Yeah?
I predicted that the Rangers would play at least 162 games this season.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 10, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Big Ogando supporter but its time to get him out the rotation..
We’re fighting for our playoffs lives here, Feldman needs to take his spot.
And despite yesterday’s start, I have no faith in Colby against offenses like NY, Boston, detroit but with Ogando not looking good, we almost have no choice.
Not particularly, because now it's clear who gets left out of the playoff rotation.
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I kind of like it not being clear
because I like having an option if Harrison or Holland or Lewis just falls apart entirely.
And I don’t consider “Feldman” a satisfactory option.
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Well, Feldman's pretty much the same pitcher as Hunter.
And if we still had Hunter instead of Feldman, people would be clamoring for him to take Ogando’s place.
Not saying I disagree, though.
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I wouldn't mind seeing Feldman take Ogando's place in the next few weeks
though he has no business on a playoff roster.
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Thats why I was praying that Ogando would rebound because I dont trust Colby one bit.
Now we don’t have much room for error at all.
If we were facing LA, Seattle or Oakland I would be like yeah Colby… But we’re not.
It's kind of hard to trust a fourth starter.
That’s just the nature of position scarcity.
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I don't mind Lewis as a 4th starter
There aren’t many 4th starters who have his upside in any given game. And most 4th starters match his downside
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Here's a fun exercise to put this kind of in perspective, using one stat.
Taking Pitching Runs Above Average, as derived from tRA, where do you think the Rangers rotation — each member — ranks in 2011? Among all MLB starters.
You can ballpark it, that’s fine.
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As in each pitcher individually.
Ceej 110th, Holland 35,000th, etc.
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hmm...
CJ – 12th
Harrison – 35th
Ogando – 40th
Holland – 40th
Lewis – 50th
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I may be way too low, but I'm feeling optimistic...
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Alright.
This was directed at you, but if anyone else feels like trying their hand at estimating how good/bad the Rangers’ rotation has been, I’ll give them a few minutes.
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CJ top 10
Ogando top 15, Harry top 20, Holland and Lewis top 30.
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I do think the Rangers have been helped out quite a bit by all being healthy for most of the season.
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OT: Stephen Strasburg is first in tRA+ by their cutoff already.
He’s inhuman.
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Yes, they all have an above-average tRA after park adjustment, though.
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Okay, your range is good, but you underrate Harrison and Ogando, and flipped Holland and Lewis.
Ceej ranks 10th. Harrison ranks 20th. Ogando ranks 22nd. Lewis ranks 41st. Holland ranks 50th.
Shockingly, when you add batted ball rates to pitcher evaluation, Holland doesn’t look as good. I know, everyone’s shocked. Also, this is two straight years Lewis has looked better by tRA (he was FOURTH last year in the AL) than other measures.
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So.
While this is boosted by GS and that’s something that matters less in October, what this suggests is a damn fine rotation. If you spread out the pitchers draft-style across all 30 teams, Holland would be a No. 2 starter on all but a little over half of the teams in baseball. By PRAA, at least. And that’s the worst part of the Rangers’ rotation.
As far as rate stats, they still all look fine here. With a minimum 67 xIP, they all still fit comfortably in the top 65 pitchers in baseball. So the Rangers rotation this year has (again, by tRA, not by everything) been able to get strong third starter value AT WORST out of every spot in their rotation.
That’s fucking sexy in any language.
The downside everyone knows, of course. While having three guys who look like No. 1 starters is great, one of those three seems completely out of gas. The other is a kid who has had some breakdowns in his life. You’d rather the top of your rotation looked better for the playoffs. Lewis’s problems this year seem to be mistake pitches getting pounded, which may make him more prone to getting beat by playoff-caliber lineups than the typical pitcher of his overall value. Also, as you pointed out, this is largely because of how healthy this rotation has been, and that means little for October.
I do think this is a fine playoff rotation, just not as underratedly awesome as last year’s was. Marching in to the playoffs with one of the best pitchers in baseball and two guys who would be the best in most rotations was great, especially when no one bothered to acknowledge that.
Also, this is just one method of pitcher measurement.
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I love this team's rotation
I’m still baffled that they’re even remotely close in the division. They should have run away with this thing by now. Stupid first half bullpen.
I think this team is far more similar to last year’s Rays club than last year’s Rangers club. Which is fine, because we won’t run into a Cliff Lee in the ALDS (only Verlander is in that category)
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You do have to worry any time you have guys like Holland and Harrison in a playoff game
but then again, that sort of experience is the sort of thing that can take a good young pitcher who has some ups and downs and anneal them into a powerful force going forward.
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I put Harry 25th
and then moved him to 35th… I guess his struggles of late have been more fluky, which makes up for his early season dominance due to luck.
surprised Ogando is still that high.
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Well, on Twitter today, Jeff Sullivan was respectfully challenging Adam's certainty that Ogando is done.
His true outcome peripherals are still great. His batted ball outcomes on top of that are still just fine. So when you just look at stats, he looks good as ever.
Those of us watching the game think he’s lost his location and is starting to get pounded. Those of us watching the game might also be emotionally influenced and trusting our eyes too much.
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well, I don't think he's done
Besides, Adam just wants to see Feldman in there.
But he clearly isn’t who he was earlier this year. Which isn’t surprising, since he was phenomenal.
My ideal is he’d be in the bullpen in the playoffs instead of Yoshi or Lowe
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I'm really kind of iffy on what to do with him the rest of the season.
If there’s something wrong with him for real — like we viewers think — then I don’t want him starting, and I’d also like to give Feldman a look.
But, Jeff makes a good case that suggests we might be imagining things, or trying to explain away what’s really just luck. I don’t think it’s just luck, but I’m also not confident it’s just luck. If he’s just having a rough spot of unrepeatable failure, maybe it’s a mistake to cross a guy who’s been a TORP for most of the season out of the playoff rotation.
I don’t know.
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Well, in deciding your playoff rotation
you have to put more stock in recent months than early months.
That said, you also can’t rely only on September.
It is hard…
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Not for the Phillies
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I think you put stock in the recent months if your scouting department can give you a good reason for the change in production.
If it’s just the ebb and flow of an MLB season — which I suspect it usually is — you go with who the larger evidence suggests is better.
If someone is actually having trouble locating or keeping his arm slot or whatever because of fatigue or any number of other reasons that your internal scouts can detect, then you have to cut bait with someone who carried you this far.
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Lets hope so.
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In the intrest of other methods. . .
By FIP, everyone is in the top 40 but Lewis, who sits just outside the top 70. That’s still a suggestion that the worst guy in this rotation this year, though, has been a good No. 3 starter.
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B-R is significantly less optimistic.
wilson 16
harrison 32
ogando 36
lewis 70
holland 75
That’s entirely results based, though. And even still, an entire rotation of guys who would be able to find a job as at least a No. 3 somewhere is nifty.
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That said, if Ogando could have held up, Harrison or Holland would be looking like our 4th starter.
And that makes me sad to think about.
I didn’t expect him to hold up, and in fact he did longer than I thought he would. But it was a nice day dream.
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Think about Ogando coming out of the bullpen
in the 7th inning. With Adams and Feliz hanging out there waiting.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Though it does somewhat assure that Harry will be starting a playoff game (hopefully many)
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Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
he'd get murdered against another playoff team
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Eh the offense tried clawing back, this one is on the pitching today(some of them).
Hope for an Angels loss tonight and go and beat the A’s tomorrow. Even against the A’s there’s so many runs you can be down by.
well said. cruz back soon too. i still think the last series in LA wont matter
Gotta get down on friday
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The Rangers scored seven runs and lost, and you say it's on the offense, not the pitching?
Well I’ll be!
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(I'm just kidding. Not really meant as an insult.)
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she said its on the pitching
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
She did, and I knew that.
I accidentally put them in the wrong order in my snarky response.
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well
Aren’t you just having a rough day
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Very, actually.
Even outside of the interverse.
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it will get better
Drunk a nice cup of coffee.
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
he should go ride a rollercoaster
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ok the longhorns....
need to forget about this Gilbert kid. He is probably a really nice kid, but he is not a good D-1 QB.
The longer he remains the starter the longer they will be below average.
by death of the cool on Sep 10, 2011 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
the voters who put them in the top 25 simply because they beat up on Rice
are probably starting to feel silly.
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No, Rice is a good football team.
Let me have my delusions.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
If Rice is a good football team
BYU must be epically great
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Sure!
BYU is the new Boise St.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I think they will drop him soon, you know Texas wont put up with that long.
Whose the next choice, Colt’s brother right?
Ahh okay..
but yeah the base will surely get restless and while they have no NC delusions, another season like last year and heads will roll lol. I wonder if Mack will be safe?
Going to watch Serena hopefully kick some behind…
Cant say he didnt get enough chances...
And after the NC game, I really though Texas had a bright future, silly me.
WEDGEFEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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East Carolina almost beat Virginia Tech too...
though Memphis is getting killed by Arkansas State…
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I'm curious to get their thoughts on sitting there
It looks like a terrible place to watch a game from, but I could be wrong.
it was actually pretty cool
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
by Pith on Sep 10, 2011 7:14 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
I bet it's really not about that at all...
I bet it’s more about you and 20 or so of your friends having your own section at the ballpark while watching your favorite team play.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
And yelling at the morans to stop doing the wave!!
Ugh
by matteo25 on Sep 10, 2011 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I visited the Wedge twice.
I enjoyed having the people part…
But not a fan of the view. Was hard to tell what was going on for me.
But there’s only so many places you can get 20 people in a spot together to watch the game.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Did you meet up with them before the game too?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
It was a great view
Being almost at the same level of the field was cool
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I be the Beltre homer looked neat.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
virtual LSB to analog LSB
to me it was an UP-convert …
(even when it felt like being in a thread)
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
by Schoolly_D on Sep 10, 2011 9:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I loved it!!
Good people, good atmosphere. Especially trolling the hundreds of people behind us the whole game.
- #Rangers -
Knox has survived falls from two stories, buffalo charges, and runaway skateboards
He’ll probably just try to give Death the Progressive Fan O’ the Game bag and then send it on back up to TAG like “no bigs.”
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by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a friend who is most upset that they have considered making bert and ernie gay
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That never happened.
That story came out by a conservative “watchdog” that decided they thought bert and ernie were gay because they were two men living with each other for years
That's amusing
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I didn't figure it was true
It was just really funny how upset he got
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fair enough.
I just get frustrated with people who make up stories to try and act like there’s some shadowy “gay agenda” taking over the country.
Pisses me the fuck off
I think I was remembering the petition to get them married
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't know...This is pretty damning evidence. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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haha giants
Jeremy Affeldt is out for the season because he cut his hand trying to make a hamburger
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Imagine the headlines if this happened to our Hamburger
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Hamburger cuts self while making hamburgers
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Damn, LAA v. NYY is on TV....
It’s a good thing….but I’m going to end up drinking til midnight which is never a good thing.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you're right its not a good thing
Its a great thing
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Now what's even better?
Drinking past midnight…
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
you,sir, speak the truth
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
gonna get messy by 11p
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't generally get hangovers
Yay me
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 8:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You're doing it wrong.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I doubt it
I will say I take precautions. Two bottles of water and a couple of ibuprofen before I pass out
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 8:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
BTW
There will be an SB Nation game day chat tomorrow.
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It's been my sig forevs bro...
It took Tide like 3 weeks to discover it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Oh yeah dude, there's some gems out there...
The mostly come from OT threads.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Because things gets so batshit insane in those.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
At the regional site, we do weekly chats together while we watch the Sunday games.
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Are there rules there?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
It's a beautiful state.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
How the fuck does anybody find themselves in a situation in which they'd praise Madonnna?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I hate her more than Worley hates Jenny McCarthy
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
She's faked being hot to nations of people for over 30 years...
She’s ugly.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Incorrect.
She was legit hot in the 80’s.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I don't know, probably.
We haven’t yet run in to a need.
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Too many links to BTB for my liking.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Jeter with the leadoff double
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
You know what sucks?
Having fajita meat marinating in your fridge and knowing you have well over an hour before you can start cooking it…#firstworldpains
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Is there an Angels GDT or are we using this?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Probably this.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Fucking Yankees
Can’t get Jeter across.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Rage.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It's not the worst zone ever.
It’s that I know when those low strikes suddenly appeared.
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Same shit different day
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Christ on a stick.
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30 pitches in the first inning?
WTF, CC?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
5 pitch inning for Haren.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Who did Nunez replace in right field?
Is Swisher playing?
Out for a few games.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Out for the rest of the series.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 10, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
19 through 2 IP for Haren.
Nice job, Yankees.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The Tigers are going to the World Series.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Oh Christ Almighty.
Even CC sucks against these guys.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fuck the Yankees.
Fuck the Angels.
Fuck the A’s.
Fuck Trevor Cahill.
Fuck pretty much everything.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
47 pitches through 2 for CC.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
What in the fuck makes ESPN think that Lou Holtz is a good idea?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Recap
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/9/10/2417468/as-8-rangers-7-regional-recap-reactions
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Montero now catching...
Yankees lose the DH. CC will now have to bat.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Scratch that... Posada will be catching instead.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Martin might have broken his thumb, according to twitter viewers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Russell Martin.
Got hit with a ball on his throwing hand.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Posada hasn't worn the gear in a year.
Angels luck never quits.
Better keep 'em off the bases, CC.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Posada trollin'
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
He saw me postin'.
I was hatin’.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
What are you talking about?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
The preemptive PGT after the 8th inning.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh.
Some how I don’t think Robbie has that much power.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
No shit
Yesterday pissed me the fuck off enough. An Angels win tonight might just be Emergency Room material.
Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum
by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Gritty leadershippings
Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum
by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Dan Haren
In the ear.
Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum
by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
He is dominating them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
the words "jeff mathis", and "double" are words that should never be in the same sentance
unless immediately followed by “play”
Gotta get down on friday
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
And now a walk to Mathis...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
CC is trolling EVERYONE right now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Random: My idiot friend (UT grad) was complaining about one of the commercials for University of Georgia on facebook
and then says “But I can’t complain. After all, our commercials have the Whataburger guy.”
Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum
Maybe RBI stands for "Really Bad Impression"
of Jeff Mathis.
Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum
by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
sweep
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Only 2 of those 3 "balls" were actually strikes.
It’s cool.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I cannot believe what I have read in this thread about the Yankees/Angels game.
I don’t even want to flip over to it, Christ.
If they would stop swinging at balls at their fucking ankle
Maybe they could get some hits.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Yup.
And CC is getting fatrippled by this umpire.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
1 run
in 15 innings. Fuck them
Gotta get down on friday
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
you fat turd
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
absolutely.
also outman. i think he was born to be a pitcher with that name
Time for another cheeseburger CC
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
i think i would rather face tx in the play offs
their 1-2-3 would be pretty damn good in a short series
by jonathan rigby on Sep 10, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
he's 20?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
hes half a man
Time for another cheeseburger CC
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a fucking foul ball
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Thank god
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
CC couldn't even get to it.....
man, if I were NY I’d be begging for him to opt out of that contract.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He should just stop, drop and roll
He’d get there faster
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 10, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow....that really just happened....
Good call by the umpires…..
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Bullshit
He was squared around when he hit him
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
so....
this is the first time I’ve seen CC all year….good grief mon….he has really put on some weight…it’s embarrassing.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah...he makes David Wells look like a bodybuilder
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S A BALL????
IT’S CLEARLY WITHIN THE STRIKE ZONE, UMP!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
2!
2 in a row!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
woulda gone foul
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
WTF was Chavez doing?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
"This team" meaning the Angels?
Why, I do believe you’re correct.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
today's pop quiz question: will Sabathia be able to make it out of the 6th inning without allowing a run?
He already lucked out of it once....
he may be running out of luck
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice play....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
Let's go bats!
(vomit)
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
wow does not matter if they cant score though
by jonathan rigby on Sep 10, 2011 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
yep. haren at 70 pitches
only
Time for another cheeseburger CC
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Whew........
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
Whoever said don't worry sabathia is pitching
Can go fuck themselves
by death of the cool on Sep 10, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
Which one?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
The one that featured a Scott Sizemore grand slam
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yoshi....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Really
I understand bringing him in to face Sizemore.
I don’t understand leaving him in for lefties to tee off on.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
So....Yoshi, huh?
Does Ogando take his place in the BP? Yoshi has to be on the way out despite what Wash says, right?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Ogando take his place in the BP?
I don’t understand how anyone who has watched Ogando the past two months would want him on a playoff roster.
I’m hoping O’Day has his shit together when he’s activated.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell him he has to get guys out for one inning and one inning only and I think Ogando would be fine.
He’s a max-effort reliever at heart.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't see how telling him that...
…will keep him from leaving his pitches over the heart of the plate.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
We've been saying that about O'Day all year.
He’s fucking broken. I don’t see why we’d expect anything to be different… what is this the fourth or fifth time around?
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
Do you even have any idea how many innings O'Day has thrown for the Rangers this year?
Any?
No, I don’t think you do.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You is pissy tonight.
13.2 innings.
Which is a SSS. But his swinging strike% and contact rates have slipped, his FB velocity has been down a full MPH, and his HR rate is bonkers. Leads me to believe his stuff just isn’t up to par.
I can’t tell you exactly what’s wrong, but something certainly is.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
Of course his rates have slipped
He hasn’t been healthy all season!
He was pitched with a jacked-up hip — the same thing that has plagued Colby.
Since then, he’s had five appearances, and is back on the d.l.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
When did we find out that Colby has been injured?
I feel like that was a very recent thing, but I might have just forgotten about it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
last couple days
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
We found out just in the last week or so
He’s apparently been dealing with it all year.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
How did we not know about this?
Was it something that wasn’t going to go away unless he had an offseason?
Could it be the reason he’s had the weird HR issues? Would skipping him for another start help it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Because the team kept a lid on it
My guess is that he’ll have surgery in the offseason.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting, interesting.
Makes me hopeful that he can come back next season and pitch well before his contract is up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Popped up over the last couple days sometime, I think
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
Right!
So exactly what is there to make us hope that he’s going to suddenly come back 100% off the DL now?
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
So...
Your position is that he’s never going to be healthy?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
My position is that it seems doubtful for him to come off the DL in September after not being healthy all year and suddenly be A-okay.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
Even if he has fully healed
I think the chances of him coming off the DL this late in the season, stepping into a late inning role and really contributing are very slim.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
Speaking of Colby's hip....is that the first time this has come up?
I don’t recall hearing anything about hip issues with him?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
You wouldn't want him in the bullpen?
I certainly don’t want him in the rotation….I would much rather see Ogando coming out of the bullpen than Yoshi during the playoffs….
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I don't want him in the bullpen
I don’t want Yoshi out there, either.
I’d take Feldman over either of them right now.
If I had to choose this second, my playoff pitching staff would be:
CJ
Holland
Harrison
Colbyashi
Feliz
Adams
Uehara
Lowe
Oliver
Gonzalez
Feldman
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I like this group.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Because I think at this point in the season, he can work an inning or two
and be fairly effective. Especially if you yank him out of the rotation the rest of the way, or at least limit his starts.
Kind of what I was thinking, too....
Uehara could be interchanged, as well…
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
What?
Uehara is either the third or fourth-best reliever we have. That’s crazy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm just concerned about his HR rate....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, who was the first person to come up with "Colbyashi?"
They deserve an award of some kind.
Unless it’s LSJ.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Was it?
Good form.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Give yourself an award.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
No
And they won’t go with 12 pitchers this year. No need. You can make an argument for going with only 10 pitchers, really.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
And your playoff rotation is...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
so 3 lefties?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
And who are the 2-3?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Say you get to make the call.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Probably Harrison 2, Holland 3
But really, it is a coin flip
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I'd try and put Holland in the most pitcher friendly park, given a need to split hairs.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Auburn war eagle sad that Newton is gone
tries to kill itself
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
Granderson....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
they still mad over the ALCS
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
srssssly? is it THAT hard to score off Haren????? holyy crap
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
he's good, but you'd expect the Yanks to at least put up a fight.
this is ridiculous.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
i'm going berserk. bout to pull out all of my hair and other shit like that. fcuk this.. i'm going to Walmart
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Same was said about the Mariners
But they just herped and derped there way through that series, too.
The universe fucking hates us right now.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
The baseball god's want it to go down the last 3 days....
…so be it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Destiny and Mystique are dancers at the strip club.
We’re the better team.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
He's not 7 IP with 2 hits against the Yankees good.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Angels about to put up a 5 spot
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
so obvious
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Quick predict that Haren and Weaver give each other anal yeast infections
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
This game is over
We are only 1 1/2 up
We are about to dick away the division.
If I had a box of kittens I would stomp on them
by death of the cool on Sep 10, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
Who's being funny?
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
You shut your mouth
Yankees will put up three next inning and win this thing.
C.J. will be golden tomorrow and we’ll be back up 3.5 games.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
We're 1.5 up in the division?
Awesome. Better than being 1.5 down.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
have a beer bro
put on some tasty grooves and relax. Sit the next few plays out
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously
fuck you yankees for shitting the bed
by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
10 game road trip
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking Yankees.
Part of me wonders if they’re laying down because they’d rather play the Angels in the playoffs than us.
Doubtful, but fuck.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
they are only down one fuckin run, people

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
typical
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
PUT. HIM. A. WAY.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
196 MILLION DOLLAR PAROLL
USE REPLACEMENT LEVEL RELIEVERS
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
no kidding.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
they are awful at picking talent
they spend x2 the rangers and look pretty equal
by jonathan rigby on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
thats a dumb question
Halos are 2 and a half back and TB is like 4 and a half
by jonathan rigby on Sep 10, 2011 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
big
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
vernon practiced with us several times in high school
legitimate, very nice guy. But because he now dons that fucking uniform……
Time for another cheeseburger CC
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
He can cry me a bag of money
And that it’s Arte Moreno’s money is just excellent.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Michael Young...is that you?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Great, we're gonna be 1.5 up now...
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Whatever.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Clearly the Yankees are going to win
whatever
by death of the cool on Sep 10, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly we should disband the organization and blow up RBiA.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
ugh....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
take
these broken wings
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
sb
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You know what? Fuck Cleveland right now.
> Cockblock Rangers on waiver claim for Thome
> 11.0 games back right now
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Meh
I don’t think Jim Thome makes one bit of difference if the Rangers had added him at the end of August.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Surely you see him as an upgrade to Mitch Moreland (with Young picking up 1B slack)
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
If the Yankees were playing us
They would be playing their dick off.
by death of the cool on Sep 10, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
lol
HDNet
by mcuban
A full 1 hour UNRATED block of Girls Gone Wild tonight at 1am ET. Sexy Karissa models for the camera here: http://ow.ly/6plqw
That says it all, right there......
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeff. Fucking. Mathis.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Rays win the East.
Angels get the WC.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
HAHAHAHAHAHA YANKEES
Oh my god.
Hector Noesi’s career should be over. That should be it.
You give up a homer to Jeff Mathis, that should be it. You’re no longer fit to pitch in the major leagues.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
Old Yeller treatment
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
mathis is halfway to the cycle
in another 5 years hell get there.
Time for another cheeseburger CC
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Never realized how terrible the Yanks pitching staff was.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That's why I don't mind facing them in the playoffs...at all......
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It's actually amazing they've made it this far with it
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Exactly....their rotation is CC and..............................
The left side of their infield is ARod and Jeter. Catcher?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Mystique and aura
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Their bullpen has actually been pretty good
Before this, anyway. 4th in the majors in RP FIP.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
And several of their "replacement level" guys have actually had nice years.
Boone Logan, Corey Wade…even Hector “Jeff Mathis HR” Noesi.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
turn around, bright eyes
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
the sky is falling. i repeat, the sky is fucking falling.
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
not worried
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
i kinda am
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Man... if you're this upset with us leading the division...
How much piss would be in your pants if we were trying to catch a team?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
We've seen that, in 2009.
It was rough.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
i just feel like if you're trying to catch a team, you're more likely to play your ass off or something, idk. tonight, i'm just at a lost for words..
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a long season.
The Rangers have been in first place almost the entire year.
We’re probably not going to go undefeated from this point on.
I guess if the Angels never lose again then we’re fucked.
I think they’ll mix in a loss or two.
Don’t get so bent out of shape. It’ll be okay.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
*sighs, okay. it's just tough to see the light right now, but eventually.. we will see the light that is the playoffs. btw, Oganda better not start another regular-season game or else we're toast.
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sure our season doesn't hinge on Ogando never making another start.
It’s not like John Lackey is currently our #2 starter.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
We're still leading the division.
You realize that, right?
We’re not 1.5 games down, we’re 1.5 games UP.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i realize we're UP. but just the momentum i alrdy feel like it's shifting gears. w/e, fuck this night.
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh shit.
Momentum.
Well… we’re fucked.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
No, it just means we need to get some buddies to give us a pushstart.
Everyone, grab a Rangers player and start pushing.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
Or if the grand slam off Yoshi is caught right in front of the wall.
Or if Beltre’s LD in the ninth goes five feet to the left and through for a hit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Or if Willingham overruns that liner to left...
like he almost did…
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
We've been at or around 2 games up for several weeks now.
If we win and they lose tomorrow (which is very possible), we’ll be 2.5 again. Will they have the momentum then?
Until we play them, nothing they do in their games affects what we do in ours. Nothing. So the entire idea of “momentum” between two teams that aren’t playing each other is bullshit, if it even exists when two teams ARE playing each other.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
a lot.
Time for another cheeseburger CC
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
hope that pitcher's transmission is ruined in his car.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
all i'm asking is that the BLUE JAYS can sweep some Angel ass for that 4-game series.
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
Think of it this way...
If the only way we can win the division is by hoping other teams beat the Angels the way you’re describing…
Then even if we do win, we’re getting swept in the 1st round.
Worry about the Rangers… not the Angels.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
good point.
our schedule still reaps our benefit for the most part and if it comes down to that series so be it. like a warm up playoff round
Time for another cheeseburger CC
by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Question
Can someone tell me why people think heckling opposing players — in particular, yelling the same thing at them, over and over and over during their at bat, especially if it is related to their name — is a good idea?
Do they think it is distracting the player? Do they think that everyone around them in admiring their cleverness and feeling this is enhancing their enjoyment of the game? Or are hecklers just selfish assholes who want people to pay attention to them rather than the game?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:38 PM CDT reply actions
How did LSJ get AJM's password?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Wait
Are you pro-heckler?
Do you go to games and yell, “Hey, Sweeney! Hey, Sweeney! Hey, Sweeney, Sweeney, Sweeney! Be my Sweeney! Hey Sweeney!”
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
No, of course I don't.
This post just reads like LSJ wrote it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
well, in all fairness
yelling out “I see Ryan Sweeney” would make me laugh
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
It just made me laugh.....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
If you're gonna heckle, do your homework
dont just yell out that player X has a lumpy butt…find out his ex-gf’s name or
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
No
Because most likely, the player can’t hear you anyway. All you’re doing is annoying everyone around you.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont heckle from the third deck brah
If I’m in ear shot, I will say a few things. No cussing though. Good natured ribbing is all
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
My question is how they maintain that the entire game.
You’d think they’d get bored after an inning or two. Or hoarse. Or both.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
We ALL heckled the shit out of everyone from the Wedge today. It was fun.
I’m sure we annoyed some people. Whatevs.
- #Rangers -
It's too bad LA is so a few hours away.
I feel like if I could get to the stadium Girardi would let me throw an inning.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
hows your cutter?
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
That movie feels totally different if that guy blasts that pitch 500 feet like he would have in real life.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Can't be worse than Noesi's.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I'm moderately confident I could strike Jeff Mathis out.
I feel like the opportunity to try and strike out Jeff Mathis should be a prize in a charity auction.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I guarantee you he would be a sucker for the Eephus pitch...
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I never realized he was a top-100 prospect at one point.
by AsDevilsRun on Sep 10, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Whoah.
That kind of blows my mind.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
x
17. Jeff Mathis – C Angels – Age 21 – ETA: July 2005
.323/.384/.500, 11 HR, 54 RBI, 74/35 K/BB, 5 SB in 378 AB for Single-A Rancho Cucamonga
.284/.364/.463, 2 HR, 14 RBI, 16/12 K/BB, 1 SB in 95 AB for Double-A Arkansas
BA: #22, BP: #18
2004 quote: Like Mauer, Mathis is the total package. He’s been an excellent hitter as one of the youngest players in his leagues (he’s just turning 21 on March 31), and despite the occasional miscue, he shows outstanding promise behind the plate.
Mathis’ minor league numbers were inflated by playing in hitter’s parks, but he still figured to be a lot better than this. He will have a long career because of his glove.
That’s Rotoworld though, so… yah. But even a misguided Joe Mauer comp is hilarious today.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
>jeff mathis
>total package
>excellent hitter
>like mauer
>mfw

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
we were able to withstand the storm with Beltre out. hopefully OH SHIT can go back to beast mode sometime soon so we can start winning some games.
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, only 3 hits and a dong today
When IS he going to get back in form?
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
When he hits five dongs in one game.
3-5 with a dong is only kitten mode.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I will only accept 5-5 with 5 grand slams.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
don't get me wrong, he was good/great today. but of course, he needs to be consistent like that..
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Because he's not on a 15 game hitting streak?
And didn’t have two hits and including a double last night?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Even losing today we're only 3.5 back of Boston.
I would not be shocked if we caught them. Not that it will matter… just interesting watching Boston plummet.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I'm wondering if Tampa's going to catch Boston at this point.....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Kontos needs to plunk Trumbo and start a brawl.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Nah...it's obvious NY has no fight in them.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Kontos and Trumbo sound like major characters in a shitty science fiction novel
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
this is embarrassing
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
On a positive note... Yankees getting their shit pushed in is always kind of funny.
I feel like this is a win/win scenario.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
x

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
saw that....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
BTW....
I’m fairly certain the Rangers are 0-fer when any LSB event has gone down…
in fact, I’m quite certain.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You guys are all selfish assholes for going to these games and holding these events.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Game 2 of this year was a tailgate.
Beltre grand slam. We won 12-5.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Cool.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Pretty sure you were there.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
half
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
There's still a tailgate for the 24th right?
Who all is going?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I'm about to put up a post....
tball, brian thomas, scoop, me, keynes, jam, witt, kok, ianf, etc…
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
yes
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Lack of memories of the Tailgate is a symptom of attending the Tailgate
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I blame TDT
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Also
Why go to a game if all you’re going to do is complain about everything every member of the team does, and yell at them about how they suck?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions
oh great, another moderator who can
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
't speak english
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Some people like to complain...
I feel like this is a meta conversation.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Why do the same thing on a message board?
Let’s ask LSJ.
by AsDevilsRun on Sep 10, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
we're talkin UNCHECKED AGGRESSION here, dude
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
this sucks
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:02 PM CDT reply actions
Jeff Mathis hit a HR.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
And a double!
And he had a walk!
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
crazy times we live in....crazy times.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
not one bit.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
We have 13 games left before the final series.
Against bad teams. I didn’t think we’d go 15-0. Want 10-5 for sure.
Nothing today made that difficult.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
What are the pitching matchups in the CLE series?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Bat Masterson in the first one vs Harry.
Then two guys with only like 5 starts between them. Both left handers.
They’re versus Dutch and Colby.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Night games, home, Napoli...
I’m a little worried if they throw soft, bendy shit, but otherwise feel good.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I gotta be honest....
I appreciate your optimism….it seriously has kept me from straight wiggin’ out.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
1.5
not good. not good at all.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:03 PM CDT reply actions
meh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
its pretty un-meh, brah
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you think the Angels are a better team?
Or that they have an easier schedule?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
not necessarily.
but the angels are playing good baseball right now, regardless if we are a better team. im confident we win the division, but an ever shrinking lead is something to be worried about.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
All worrying does is give you a headache or an ulcer.
Can’t control it anyway. Enjoy being in a pennant race instead 15 games back like we’ve spent most seasons.
Look at it like this… if we have to fend the Angels off to the very end, it’ll keep us sharp and ready like the Giants in 2010.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Isn't it evident after 155 games
that they’re about even. It just so happens though that LAA is playing better right now which is not a good time of the year for that to happen if you’re a Tex fan.
by Chris Hanes on Sep 10, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
LAA is playing better right now?
By losing their last two series to us and going 6-4 against the Mariners and Twins? That’s bravo worthy?
Yes… they’ve taken the first two against the Yankees because Weaver and Haren are both great pitchers that finally pitched the way they normally do instead of the suckfest they had been doing.
Also… we’re only 146 games into the season, not 155.
Run differential and head to head, as well as nearly any talent metric have shown the Rangers to have a clear edge.
Could be worse… could be a SF Giants fan.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not for 2011.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
The glory from title at this point is pretty much dead and gone.
Much like their chances to repeat.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Flags are just fucking flags.
Talking about flags is just an easy indicator that whatever’s going on presently isn’t worthy of the attention you’re spending on nostalgia.
"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57
it would make me feel better if we had one
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
they're not playing better.
tex would kick the shit out of them h2h
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
As we have very recently.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's evident that we're about 1.5 games better and have the easier schedule going forward.
OH BUT THAT DOESN’T FIT THE NARRATIVE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, you think the Angels are about as good as the Rangers?
Like, for serious?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
18 innings, seven hits, one run.
The 2011 New York Yankees
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now
Just to tell you once again…
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Only four day games left, and one TBD (on G162)
This makes me feel better.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
god i cant watch this bullshit going on over at espn right now
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
treating the michigan win like its the super bowl.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
watch us end up winning the Wild Card, LOL!!
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 11:14 PM CDT reply actions
LOL!
I MEAN SERIOUSLY, IT’S FUNNY ENOUGH TO JUST LAUGH AUDIBLY, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THAT ACRONYM MEANS YOU ARE DOING. YOU ARE LAUGHING OUT LOUD ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF WINNING THE WILD CARD. BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING HYSTERICAL.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Not really.
LOL!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
not feeling so well, you guys.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Shouldn't have spent that night in Reno with the shim.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I've got two pops left in me.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
goddamned Taaka.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I thought taaka was gin?
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I can't drink vodka
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I slept all day trying to sleep through the hangover. I'm not the least bit tired so i'm thinking about
battling my bottle of Wild Turkey and see if that tires me out some.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I slept in til 930 this AM...so queer, it's usually no later than 7 am....I think my wife dosed the fuck out of the youngest with some hefty samples of Night Time OraJel(gel?)/
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Jake is the youngest....
but I like that you have a nick for bigman.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x
same here. but just keep your head up. we will definitely see what the Rangers are made out of coming down the stretch. if they deserve to be in the playoffs, they will show it and step up. if we end up not making the playoffs, then…
by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
are you going to throw up?
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
dad snack
3 frozen chicken nuggets
flour tortilla
handful of mozzarella
squirt of marinara
chicken parm tacos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Out. Of. Bounds.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you seem to be feeling fine
Liar
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I feel fine, just drunk on shitty vodka...I know I'm going to pay.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
remember to heat the chicken nuggets up
Frozen would be gross
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
heat the nugs up for 50 secs...put nugs on torts, sprinkle mozzarrella over nugs...
microwave for 30 secs
take plate out, squirt marinara on tacos….back in microwave for 20 secs…
FEAST.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
they make squirtable marinara?
Thats awesome
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
pizza sauce, marinara....whatever...
shit is good.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I love marinara
I hate having jars of it.
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
come again?
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
questions about what?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
y'all sweating the Rays?
seeing that Boston may lose their spot?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
are you there, god?
Its me, Margaret
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
hello, its me jadedeed , the yankee fan
by jadedeed2327 on Sep 10, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
tell your players to win tomorrow
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
jesus, no shit.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
most likely a loss, our offense is crap and santana is pitching tomorrow vs freddy garcia
by jadedeed2327 on Sep 10, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
but you're the yankees. 27 RINGS!!!!
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
but its the angels, man
C’mon
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:02 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I felt uncomfortable learning about a girl getting her period at my young age.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
she was just becoming a woman
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's almost like them winning could help us in some way.
Weird.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
They publish schedules in advance, you know.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
it happens
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
are you Lord Duggan?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
god damn it
I was about to type this
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz7IjXu0DfQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYrVwGxlcFA
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYrVwGxlcFA
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
that was a really cool song
I like that
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I like this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ou-6A3MKow&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Little Walter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGpv-UeiDI&feature=related
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I think this is pretty cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcqqyL-Y6Go&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:11 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
haha,yeah, he was vry talented.....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
see how far I've come?
I didn’t know all this existed until a couple of days ago
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
indeed.....good shit, eh?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I like it a lot
I have been listening to that howlin’ wolf station every day
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
sweet.
rock and roll was built off the channel you’ve been listening to…..
Pretty neat,
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
its made me listen to lang again
He isn’t quite as good on the guitar as some of the others but, then again, he was 14
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
what is this considered?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65FOQpQpSwc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
R&B with Gospel tones.
that’s Ray Charles in general….don’t know if this particular song has any gospel roots.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
this is probably a stupid question but
Whats the difference between blues and R&B
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
well you're a big help
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
rhythm and tempo...
blues is slower, r&b faster
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
thanks
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
dig this
Warren Haynes and Derek Trucks…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauECrCIYl8
you should get on these cats…
Govt’ Mule (Haynes) is the shit…
Trucks is a freak, been playing forever…
lookk into their shit…
that video I just linked is fairly incredible
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
what else did that red devils dude do?
I saw they only have the one album
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
he had some side bands...dude (Lester Butler) didn't really get it going fullbore due to smacktalitly,,,
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
just youtube lester butler for some other shit....
had a good one with Jagger (Blues with a feeling)…then I think he just moved to Holland and played with some lesser cats while he was all smacked out…..
travesty
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
thats a shame
They sell that red devils album on itunes?
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah....it was produced by the same guy who did the RHCP s Blod Sugar Sex Magic....can't thinmk of his name.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Rick Rubin
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
what are some good harmonica players
My knowledge goes as far as john popper
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
good start
http://www.harmonicalinks.com/maleblue.html
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
stevie?
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
dont' listen to him
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't know who he is...
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 1:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I didn't see him play harmonica. I love stevie
You are an asshole
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 1:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
know I am listening to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVzYxqG9N1c&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 1:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Al Green is about the baddest mofo ever.
Best performance ever on Soul Train, check out the drummer from about 4:30 on…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i_8dRWv4cA
Que sera, sera.
I like that
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
what do y'all think about this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8RtayjqqIw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:32 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Mississippi Hills Blues...
fuckin’ A…beast.
Thing about the blues is that it’s very regional….meaning each region had their own sound. It’s a fascinating thing and a good thing to know
if you wiki’d “blues” it’d probably talk about the various regional influences…..it’s why I find the blues fascinating…..
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
what do y'all like
The only one I know from somewhere is Willie ?dixon. Chicago, right
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
check it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blues
Blues is a genre…within this genre there are SEVERAL styles….I love Delta and Hill Coutry prolly the beast. I like all of them….but I like stripped down, swampy shit with some cat banging on some keys…..nothing too fancy…
Chicago blues is probably my least favorite
It’s all about your individual taste…
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
so far I seem to like a little everything
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 1:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I wiki'd it. Read about this dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0c1c0ZsTLA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
good lord. we can't even agree about the beatles
I like pauls voice better
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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-29i_Thp8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
was he?
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, check out his quote to Playboy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh!_Darling#Background
Que sera, sera.
Weird link. Anyways...
In a 1980 interview with Playboy magazine, John Lennon said, “‘Oh! Darling’ was a great one of Paul’s that he didn’t sing too well. I always thought I could have done it better—it was more my style than his. He wrote it, so what the hell, he’s going to sing it.”1
Que sera, sera.
its pretty cool how "free at last" ended up in there
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
GAllman....goddamn son....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T75YklbUXj8
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
is it sad that the only song I like from the Allman brothers is Jessica?
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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yes
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Dickey Betts is in Keith territory for me.
Obviously Duane was the shit, but Dickey is a musical genius.
Que sera, sera.
Yeah, the Bros fucked him hard...I've seen him a few times with his solo gig...still has it, off the chain.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
no kidding...gregg was a fucking junkie of the nth degree....hardcore pharmaceutical shit....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
what
He got clean then got.mad at the other dude for still doing stuff?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
pretty much...I don't even thing Gregg was clean when they booted Dickey...
may’ve been…either way……
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
southern angel
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
freddie whO?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
that wasn't as offensive as I thought it was going to be
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
that wasn't as offensive as I thought it was going to be
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah, noticed you had a vast history of warnings/bannings....tread lightly.
we love you, just don’t be a douchebag.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This might have been a hint.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i'm awesome.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I told you bout strawberry fields
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And Jenkins.
And Tyron Smith.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Jenkins is going to play..he practiced most of the week.
And Smith I would lean on the side of playing as well..
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 11, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't know Jenkins would play.
That’s a good. I was under the impression, though, that Smith was out 2-3 weeks?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So today is the first time in moths I've been officially worried
About losing this division.
by jbrown08 on Sep 11, 2011 12:24 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
To close for comfort
I agree I thought the Rangers would use these games against the A’s to go on a run and with the Angels playing the Yankees they could hopefully gain some ground. Although as long as they keep it close there is still three games @ the Angels to close out the year. But for sure they have me worried now. I hoped they would have it in the bag so they could rest people and get the rotation set for the post season instead of having to take 10 or 12 of the last 16 games (7 at home) down the stretch.
it still kills me how we seem to be playing like it was this time last year and we had a huge lead. this team needs to start playing with some urgency and start acting like they are the better team.
their going to cakewalk their way out of the playoffs with the way the Angels are rolling right now against bad teams and teams that are slumping or not trying.
Glad I missed this one, I guess.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Bases loaded with one out for the Angels
This will end well, I’m sure of it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

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