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82-64 - A's Outslug Rangers

Magic Number: 16

One of the fun things about baseball is 162 games gives you a better chance to see everything once. Even rare and incredible things, like the Oakland Athletics beating the Texas Rangers in a scorefest. Of course, that was not one of the fun things about today's baseball. It was just a thing.

Let's all just accept the 35,000th line drive out to end it was balancing out Michael Young being called safe, and poor one out for Alexi and Yoshi.


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I'm tired of losing the division looking more and more like a real possibility

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

wow garret gilbert

.has shat the bed.

Gotta get down on friday

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I think there were some pretty bad ones earlier this year...

Some of those bad Feliz games.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't remember hating them like this, with this stupid series of groin kicks.

That’s all this game was. Repeated kicks to the balls.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

because of the importance, and time remaining in the season i agree.

Athough that royals extra inning game is still no 2 for me and the astros- matt downs hr game i guess would be 3.

Gotta get down on friday

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Ogando...

how worried are we?

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

and the horse race for playoff rotation

is CJ, Holland, Harry, Lewis, Ogando?

I suppose this leaves Ogando clearly as the odd man out at the moment, with only a few starts for him to fight his way back on (or someone to lose their slot)…

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plus Feldman

/AJM

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 10, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

Feldman may well be 5th on that list right now.

One could argue that Ogando shouldn’t be in the rotation at the moment. Though I missed the first few innings of the game; was he being squeezed really badly?

Go Rice Owls!
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by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No idea, I missed the first several innings as well.

But yeah, I don’t really like either of those options. Fortunately, we probably won’t need 5 starters in the playoffs

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 10, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually predicted he wouldn't make the playoff rotation a long, long time ago

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah?

I predicted that the Rangers would play at least 162 games this season.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 10, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big Ogando supporter but its time to get him out the rotation..

We’re fighting for our playoffs lives here, Feldman needs to take his spot.

And despite yesterday’s start, I have no faith in Colby against offenses like NY, Boston, detroit but with Ogando not looking good, we almost have no choice.

by Vicky on Sep 10, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kind of like it not being clear

because I like having an option if Harrison or Holland or Lewis just falls apart entirely.

And I don’t consider “Feldman” a satisfactory option.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, Feldman's pretty much the same pitcher as Hunter.

And if we still had Hunter instead of Feldman, people would be clamoring for him to take Ogando’s place.

Not saying I disagree, though.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind seeing Feldman take Ogando's place in the next few weeks

though he has no business on a playoff roster.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats why I was praying that Ogando would rebound because I dont trust Colby one bit.

Now we don’t have much room for error at all.

If we were facing LA, Seattle or Oakland I would be like yeah Colby… But we’re not.

by Vicky on Sep 10, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's kind of hard to trust a fourth starter.

That’s just the nature of position scarcity.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mind Lewis as a 4th starter

There aren’t many 4th starters who have his upside in any given game. And most 4th starters match his downside

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by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a fun exercise to put this kind of in perspective, using one stat.

Taking Pitching Runs Above Average, as derived from tRA, where do you think the Rangers rotation — each member — ranks in 2011? Among all MLB starters.

You can ballpark it, that’s fine.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

As in each pitcher individually.

Ceej 110th, Holland 35,000th, etc.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm...

CJ – 12th
Harrison – 35th
Ogando – 40th
Holland – 40th
Lewis – 50th

Go Rice Owls!
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by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may be way too low, but I'm feeling optimistic...

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by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright.

This was directed at you, but if anyone else feels like trying their hand at estimating how good/bad the Rangers’ rotation has been, I’ll give them a few minutes.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ top 10

Ogando top 15, Harry top 20, Holland and Lewis top 30.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, your range is good, but you underrate Harrison and Ogando, and flipped Holland and Lewis.

Ceej ranks 10th. Harrison ranks 20th. Ogando ranks 22nd. Lewis ranks 41st. Holland ranks 50th.

Shockingly, when you add batted ball rates to pitcher evaluation, Holland doesn’t look as good. I know, everyone’s shocked. Also, this is two straight years Lewis has looked better by tRA (he was FOURTH last year in the AL) than other measures.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

So.

While this is boosted by GS and that’s something that matters less in October, what this suggests is a damn fine rotation. If you spread out the pitchers draft-style across all 30 teams, Holland would be a No. 2 starter on all but a little over half of the teams in baseball. By PRAA, at least. And that’s the worst part of the Rangers’ rotation.

As far as rate stats, they still all look fine here. With a minimum 67 xIP, they all still fit comfortably in the top 65 pitchers in baseball. So the Rangers rotation this year has (again, by tRA, not by everything) been able to get strong third starter value AT WORST out of every spot in their rotation.

That’s fucking sexy in any language.

The downside everyone knows, of course. While having three guys who look like No. 1 starters is great, one of those three seems completely out of gas. The other is a kid who has had some breakdowns in his life. You’d rather the top of your rotation looked better for the playoffs. Lewis’s problems this year seem to be mistake pitches getting pounded, which may make him more prone to getting beat by playoff-caliber lineups than the typical pitcher of his overall value. Also, as you pointed out, this is largely because of how healthy this rotation has been, and that means little for October.

I do think this is a fine playoff rotation, just not as underratedly awesome as last year’s was. Marching in to the playoffs with one of the best pitchers in baseball and two guys who would be the best in most rotations was great, especially when no one bothered to acknowledge that.

Also, this is just one method of pitcher measurement.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love this team's rotation

I’m still baffled that they’re even remotely close in the division. They should have run away with this thing by now. Stupid first half bullpen.

I think this team is far more similar to last year’s Rays club than last year’s Rangers club. Which is fine, because we won’t run into a Cliff Lee in the ALDS (only Verlander is in that category)

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You do have to worry any time you have guys like Holland and Harrison in a playoff game

but then again, that sort of experience is the sort of thing that can take a good young pitcher who has some ups and downs and anneal them into a powerful force going forward.

Go Rice Owls!
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by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I put Harry 25th

and then moved him to 35th… I guess his struggles of late have been more fluky, which makes up for his early season dominance due to luck.

surprised Ogando is still that high.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, on Twitter today, Jeff Sullivan was respectfully challenging Adam's certainty that Ogando is done.

His true outcome peripherals are still great. His batted ball outcomes on top of that are still just fine. So when you just look at stats, he looks good as ever.

Those of us watching the game think he’s lost his location and is starting to get pounded. Those of us watching the game might also be emotionally influenced and trusting our eyes too much.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, I don't think he's done

Besides, Adam just wants to see Feldman in there.

But he clearly isn’t who he was earlier this year. Which isn’t surprising, since he was phenomenal.

My ideal is he’d be in the bullpen in the playoffs instead of Yoshi or Lowe

Go Rice Owls!
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by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm really kind of iffy on what to do with him the rest of the season.

If there’s something wrong with him for real — like we viewers think — then I don’t want him starting, and I’d also like to give Feldman a look.

But, Jeff makes a good case that suggests we might be imagining things, or trying to explain away what’s really just luck. I don’t think it’s just luck, but I’m also not confident it’s just luck. If he’s just having a rough spot of unrepeatable failure, maybe it’s a mistake to cross a guy who’s been a TORP for most of the season out of the playoff rotation.

I don’t know.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, in deciding your playoff rotation

you have to put more stock in recent months than early months.

That said, you also can’t rely only on September.

It is hard…

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not for the Phillies

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 10, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you put stock in the recent months if your scouting department can give you a good reason for the change in production.

If it’s just the ebb and flow of an MLB season — which I suspect it usually is — you go with who the larger evidence suggests is better.

If someone is actually having trouble locating or keeping his arm slot or whatever because of fatigue or any number of other reasons that your internal scouts can detect, then you have to cut bait with someone who carried you this far.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets hope so.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the intrest of other methods. . .

By FIP, everyone is in the top 40 but Lewis, who sits just outside the top 70. That’s still a suggestion that the worst guy in this rotation this year, though, has been a good No. 3 starter.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

B-R is significantly less optimistic.

wilson 16
harrison 32
ogando 36
lewis 70
holland 75

That’s entirely results based, though. And even still, an entire rotation of guys who would be able to find a job as at least a No. 3 somewhere is nifty.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That said, if Ogando could have held up, Harrison or Holland would be looking like our 4th starter.

And that makes me sad to think about.

I didn’t expect him to hold up, and in fact he did longer than I thought he would. But it was a nice day dream.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think about Ogando coming out of the bullpen

in the 7th inning. With Adams and Feliz hanging out there waiting.

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by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

he'd get murdered against another playoff team

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh the offense tried clawing back, this one is on the pitching today(some of them).

Hope for an Angels loss tonight and go and beat the A’s tomorrow. Even against the A’s there’s so many runs you can be down by.

by Vicky on Sep 10, 2011 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

she said its on the pitching

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

She did, and I knew that.

I accidentally put them in the wrong order in my snarky response.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

Aren’t you just having a rough day

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Very, actually.

Even outside of the interverse.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

it will get better

Drunk a nice cup of coffee.

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

drink

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 10, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

he should go ride a rollercoaster

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

ok the longhorns....

need to forget about this Gilbert kid. He is probably a really nice kid, but he is not a good D-1 QB.

The longer he remains the starter the longer they will be below average.

by death of the cool on Sep 10, 2011 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

It's pretty ridiculous

He’s trying to be a gunslinger, but he’s not even doing that well.

by chief on Sep 10, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

the voters who put them in the top 25 simply because they beat up on Rice

are probably starting to feel silly.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, Rice is a good football team.

Let me have my delusions.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 10, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Rice is a good football team

BYU must be epically great

Go Rice Owls!
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by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure!

BYU is the new Boise St.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 10, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ash

McCoy is 3rd string

by chief on Sep 10, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh okay..

but yeah the base will surely get restless and while they have no NC delusions, another season like last year and heads will roll lol. I wonder if Mack will be safe?

Going to watch Serena hopefully kick some behind…

by Vicky on Sep 10, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

I think UT is just a boring team to watch. I’m trying to watch that game, but it can’t hold my attention.

And they think they can go independent…

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let it never happen again

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

CUSA! CUSA! CUSA! CUSA!

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

East Carolina almost beat Virginia Tech too...

though Memphis is getting killed by Arkansas State…

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by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm curious to get their thoughts on sitting there

It looks like a terrible place to watch a game from, but I could be wrong.

by chief on Sep 10, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was actually pretty cool

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Sep 10, 2011 7:14 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

I bet it's really not about that at all...

I bet it’s more about you and 20 or so of your friends having your own section at the ballpark while watching your favorite team play.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I visited the Wedge twice.

I enjoyed having the people part…

But not a fan of the view. Was hard to tell what was going on for me.

But there’s only so many places you can get 20 people in a spot together to watch the game.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a great view

Being almost at the same level of the field was cool

"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio

by Gdawg on Sep 10, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

virtual LSB to analog LSB

to me it was an UP-convert …
(even when it felt like being in a thread)

CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23

by Schoolly_D on Sep 10, 2011 9:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I loved it!!

Good people, good atmosphere. Especially trolling the hundreds of people behind us the whole game.

- #Rangers -

by b.pate on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knox has survived falls from two stories, buffalo charges, and runaway skateboards

He’ll probably just try to give Death the Progressive Fan O’ the Game bag and then send it on back up to TAG like “no bigs.”

Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

That never happened.

That story came out by a conservative “watchdog” that decided they thought bert and ernie were gay because they were two men living with each other for years

by Parker20 on Sep 10, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's amusing

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't figure it was true

It was just really funny how upset he got

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I just get frustrated with people who make up stories to try and act like there’s some shadowy “gay agenda” taking over the country.

Pisses me the fuck off

by Parker20 on Sep 10, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha giants

Jeremy Affeldt is out for the season because he cut his hand trying to make a hamburger

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Damn, LAA v. NYY is on TV....

It’s a good thing….but I’m going to end up drinking til midnight which is never a good thing.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Not true.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're right its not a good thing

Its a great thing

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Now what's even better?

Drinking past midnight…

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

you,sir, speak the truth

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

gonna get messy by 11p

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was me last night.

I’m too old for this.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 7:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't generally get hangovers

Yay me

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 8:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

To that I say fuck you, kind sir.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I doubt it

I will say I take precautions. Two bottles of water and a couple of ibuprofen before I pass out

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 8:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Smart

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 10, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Waive to me stupid!"

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 11, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

BTW

There will be an SB Nation game day chat tomorrow.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

What does that mean?

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's been my sig forevs bro...

It took Tide like 3 weeks to discover it.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I usually don't read them.

But after that one, maybe I should start.

by chief on Sep 10, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah dude, there's some gems out there...

The mostly come from OT threads.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because things gets so batshit insane in those.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate her more than Worley hates Jenny McCarthy

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's faked being hot to nations of people for over 30 years...

She’s ugly.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Incorrect.

She was legit hot in the 80’s.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not even close.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know, probably.

We haven’t yet run in to a need.

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by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too many links to BTB for my liking.

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you clarify what you mean?

Are they moving toward a live chat type thing to replace GDT?

by chief on Sep 10, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yoshimania is dead

maybe our pitching is only good because we play the A's and M's a lot

by RA Dickey on Sep 10, 2011 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeter with the leadoff double

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

You know what sucks?

Having fajita meat marinating in your fridge and knowing you have well over an hour before you can start cooking it…#firstworldpains

"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas

by bigtill2002 on Sep 10, 2011 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Is there an Angels GDT or are we using this?

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Yankees

Can’t get Jeter across.

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Rage.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Damn

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same shit different day

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Sep 10, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Christ on a stick.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

30 pitches in the first inning?

WTF, CC?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Out for a few games.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

19 through 2 IP for Haren.

Nice job, Yankees.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh Christ Almighty.

Even CC sucks against these guys.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

ANGELS SCORE

FUCK EVERYTHING

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 10, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck the Yankees.

Fuck the Angels.

Fuck the A’s.

Fuck Trevor Cahill.

Fuck pretty much everything.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

47 pitches through 2 for CC.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Montero now catching...

Yankees lose the DH. CC will now have to bat.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Martin might have broken his thumb, according to twitter viewers.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better keep 'em off the bases, CC.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

He saw me postin'.

I was hatin’.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

you

just singlehandedly killed this season with your premature ‘rangers lose’ post. thanks.

by Longhorn on Sep 10, 2011 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

The preemptive PGT after the 8th inning.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit

Yesterday pissed me the fuck off enough. An Angels win tonight might just be Emergency Room material.

Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gritty leadershippings

Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Dan Haren

In the ear.

Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is dominating them.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

CC is trolling EVERYONE right now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Random: My idiot friend (UT grad) was complaining about one of the commercials for University of Georgia on facebook

and then says “But I can’t complain. After all, our commercials have the Whataburger guy.”

Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

To be fair, they do sound alike

Although Cronkite was more of a pimp

by chief on Sep 10, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe RBI stands for "Really Bad Impression"

of Jeff Mathis.

Any children caught doing the Wave will be sold to the circus.- Chuck Morgan
I've decided that the Angels are really zombies. You shoot them, club them, hammer them, decapitate them, and they just keep shambling on after you.- iblum

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 10, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

sweep

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Jerry DiPoto

You should be banned from baseball for lifetime.

by casew on Sep 10, 2011 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Only 2 of those 3 "balls" were actually strikes.

It’s cool.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

come on brett gardner

do something speedy

Gotta get down on friday

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Yup.

And CC is getting fatrippled by this umpire.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 run

in 15 innings. Fuck them

Gotta get down on friday

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

you fat turd

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

he's 20?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

hes half a man

Time for another cheeseburger CC

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a fucking foul ball

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank god

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

CC couldn't even get to it.....

man, if I were NY I’d be begging for him to opt out of that contract.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

He should just stop, drop and roll

He’d get there faster

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Sep 10, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow....that really just happened....

Good call by the umpires…..

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Bullshit

He was squared around when he hit him

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

so....

this is the first time I’ve seen CC all year….good grief mon….he has really put on some weight…it’s embarrassing.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah...he makes David Wells look like a bodybuilder

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

THAT'S A BALL????

IT’S CLEARLY WITHIN THE STRIKE ZONE, UMP!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

2!

2 in a row!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

woulda gone foul

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF was Chavez doing?

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

"This team" meaning the Angels?

Why, I do believe you’re correct.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice play....

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go bats!

(vomit)

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Only?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whew........

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Which one?

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yoshi....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really

I understand bringing him in to face Sizemore.

I don’t understand leaving him in for lefties to tee off on.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Just didn’t get the job done.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

So....Yoshi, huh?

Does Ogando take his place in the BP? Yoshi has to be on the way out despite what Wash says, right?

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ogando take his place in the BP?

I don’t understand how anyone who has watched Ogando the past two months would want him on a playoff roster.

I’m hoping O’Day has his shit together when he’s activated.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tell him he has to get guys out for one inning and one inning only and I think Ogando would be fine.

He’s a max-effort reliever at heart.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see how telling him that...

…will keep him from leaving his pitches over the heart of the plate.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've been saying that about O'Day all year.

He’s fucking broken. I don’t see why we’d expect anything to be different… what is this the fourth or fifth time around?

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You is pissy tonight.

13.2 innings.

Which is a SSS. But his swinging strike% and contact rates have slipped, his FB velocity has been down a full MPH, and his HR rate is bonkers. Leads me to believe his stuff just isn’t up to par.

I can’t tell you exactly what’s wrong, but something certainly is.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course his rates have slipped

He hasn’t been healthy all season!

He was pitched with a jacked-up hip — the same thing that has plagued Colby.

Since then, he’s had five appearances, and is back on the d.l.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

When did we find out that Colby has been injured?

I feel like that was a very recent thing, but I might have just forgotten about it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

last couple days

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

How did we not know about this?

Was it something that wasn’t going to go away unless he had an offseason?

Could it be the reason he’s had the weird HR issues? Would skipping him for another start help it?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because the team kept a lid on it

My guess is that he’ll have surgery in the offseason.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting, interesting.

Makes me hopeful that he can come back next season and pitch well before his contract is up.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Popped up over the last couple days sometime, I think

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right!

So exactly what is there to make us hope that he’s going to suddenly come back 100% off the DL now?

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

Your position is that he’s never going to be healthy?

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

My position is that it seems doubtful for him to come off the DL in September after not being healthy all year and suddenly be A-okay.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even if he has fully healed

I think the chances of him coming off the DL this late in the season, stepping into a late inning role and really contributing are very slim.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Colby's hip....is that the first time this has come up?

I don’t recall hearing anything about hip issues with him?

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

You wouldn't want him in the bullpen?

I certainly don’t want him in the rotation….I would much rather see Ogando coming out of the bullpen than Yoshi during the playoffs….

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I don't want him in the bullpen

I don’t want Yoshi out there, either.

I’d take Feldman over either of them right now.

If I had to choose this second, my playoff pitching staff would be:

CJ
Holland
Harrison
Colbyashi
Feliz
Adams
Uehara
Lowe
Oliver
Gonzalez
Feldman

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this group.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

How?

Ogando is worthless right now.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because I think at this point in the season, he can work an inning or two

and be fairly effective. Especially if you yank him out of the rotation the rest of the way, or at least limit his starts.

by chief on Sep 10, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kind of what I was thinking, too....

Uehara could be interchanged, as well…

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

Uehara is either the third or fourth-best reliever we have. That’s crazy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just concerned about his HR rate....

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, who was the first person to come up with "Colbyashi?"

They deserve an award of some kind.

Unless it’s LSJ.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was it?

Good form.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Give yourself an award.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

And they won’t go with 12 pitchers this year. No need. You can make an argument for going with only 10 pitchers, really.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

4 starters and 6 relievers.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

And your playoff rotation is...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

so 3 lefties?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

And who are the 2-3?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Say you get to make the call.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Granderson....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

they still mad over the ALCS

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

MAKE THAT 16

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's good, but you'd expect the Yanks to at least put up a fight.

this is ridiculous.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same was said about the Mariners

But they just herped and derped there way through that series, too.

The universe fucking hates us right now.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The baseball god's want it to go down the last 3 days....

…so be it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not 7 IP with 2 hits against the Yankees good.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angels about to put up a 5 spot

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

John Bell

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

so obvious

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

This game is over

We are only 1 1/2 up

We are about to dick away the division.

If I had a box of kittens I would stomp on them

by death of the cool on Sep 10, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Who's being funny?

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

You shut your mouth

Yankees will put up three next inning and win this thing.

C.J. will be golden tomorrow and we’ll be back up 3.5 games.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're 1.5 up in the division?

Awesome. Better than being 1.5 down.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

have a beer bro

put on some tasty grooves and relax. Sit the next few plays out

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

119 thru 6 for sabathia

83 thru 7 for haren. SIGH

Time for another cheeseburger CC

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

seriously

fuck you yankees for shitting the bed

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking Yankees.

Part of me wonders if they’re laying down because they’d rather play the Angels in the playoffs than us.

Doubtful, but fuck.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

save us jesus

montero

Time for another cheeseburger CC

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

typical

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

PUT. HIM. A. WAY.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

OR. NOT.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

196 MILLION DOLLAR PAROLL

USE REPLACEMENT LEVEL RELIEVERS

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

no kidding.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are awful at picking talent

they spend x2 the rangers and look pretty equal

by jonathan rigby on Sep 10, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

H. Noesi

GTFO you scrub

Time for another cheeseburger CC

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

thats a dumb question

Halos are 2 and a half back and TB is like 4 and a half

by jonathan rigby on Sep 10, 2011 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

big

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

He can cry me a bag of money

And that it’s Arte Moreno’s money is just excellent.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Michael Young...is that you?

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great, we're gonna be 1.5 up now...

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Whatever.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly we should disband the organization and blow up RBiA.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh....

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

take

these broken wings

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

sb

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

You know what? Fuck Cleveland right now.

> Cockblock Rangers on waiver claim for Thome
> 11.0 games back right now

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

Time for another cheeseburger CC

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I don’t think Jim Thome makes one bit of difference if the Rangers had added him at the end of August.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol
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by sprite on Sep 10, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT

by Travis93 on Sep 10, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That says it all, right there......

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeff. Fucking. Mathis.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA YANKEES

Oh my god.

Hector Noesi’s career should be over. That should be it.

You give up a homer to Jeff Mathis, that should be it. You’re no longer fit to pitch in the major leagues.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Old Yeller treatment

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

mathis is halfway to the cycle

in another 5 years hell get there.

Time for another cheeseburger CC

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never realized how terrible the Yanks pitching staff was.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

That's why I don't mind facing them in the playoffs...at all......

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's actually amazing they've made it this far with it

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly....their rotation is CC and..............................

The left side of their infield is ARod and Jeter. Catcher?

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mystique and aura

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Their bullpen has actually been pretty good

Before this, anyway. 4th in the majors in RP FIP.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Robertson is money and Mo is Mo.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

And several of their "replacement level" guys have actually had nice years.

Boone Logan, Corey Wade…even Hector “Jeff Mathis HR” Noesi.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

not worried

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i kinda am

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man... if you're this upset with us leading the division...

How much piss would be in your pants if we were trying to catch a team?

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've seen that, in 2009.

It was rough.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a long season.

The Rangers have been in first place almost the entire year.

We’re probably not going to go undefeated from this point on.

I guess if the Angels never lose again then we’re fucked.

I think they’ll mix in a loss or two.

Don’t get so bent out of shape. It’ll be okay.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're still leading the division.

You realize that, right?

We’re not 1.5 games down, we’re 1.5 games UP.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh shit.

Momentum.

Well… we’re fucked.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, it just means we need to get some buddies to give us a pushstart.

Everyone, grab a Rangers player and start pushing.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or if the grand slam off Yoshi is caught right in front of the wall.

Or if Beltre’s LD in the ninth goes five feet to the left and through for a hit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or if Willingham overruns that liner to left...

like he almost did…

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've been at or around 2 games up for several weeks now.

If we win and they lose tomorrow (which is very possible), we’ll be 2.5 again. Will they have the momentum then?

Until we play them, nothing they do in their games affects what we do in ours. Nothing. So the entire idea of “momentum” between two teams that aren’t playing each other is bullshit, if it even exists when two teams ARE playing each other.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

a lot.

Time for another cheeseburger CC

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

hope that pitcher's transmission is ruined in his car.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Think of it this way...

If the only way we can win the division is by hoping other teams beat the Angels the way you’re describing…

Then even if we do win, we’re getting swept in the 1st round.

Worry about the Rangers… not the Angels.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

good point.

our schedule still reaps our benefit for the most part and if it comes down to that series so be it. like a warm up playoff round

Time for another cheeseburger CC

by masonjmavs29 on Sep 10, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question

Can someone tell me why people think heckling opposing players — in particular, yelling the same thing at them, over and over and over during their at bat, especially if it is related to their name — is a good idea?

Do they think it is distracting the player? Do they think that everyone around them in admiring their cleverness and feeling this is enhancing their enjoyment of the game? Or are hecklers just selfish assholes who want people to pay attention to them rather than the game?

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

How did LSJ get AJM's password?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait

Are you pro-heckler?

Do you go to games and yell, “Hey, Sweeney! Hey, Sweeney! Hey, Sweeney, Sweeney, Sweeney! Be my Sweeney! Hey Sweeney!”

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, of course I don't.

This post just reads like LSJ wrote it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, in all fairness

yelling out “I see Ryan Sweeney” would make me laugh

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

It just made me laugh.....

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you're gonna heckle, do your homework

dont just yell out that player X has a lumpy butt…find out his ex-gf’s name or

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Because most likely, the player can’t hear you anyway. All you’re doing is annoying everyone around you.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont heckle from the third deck brah

If I’m in ear shot, I will say a few things. No cussing though. Good natured ribbing is all

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

My question is how they maintain that the entire game.

You’d think they’d get bored after an inning or two. Or hoarse. Or both.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's too bad LA is so a few hours away.

I feel like if I could get to the stadium Girardi would let me throw an inning.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

That movie feels totally different if that guy blasts that pitch 500 feet like he would have in real life.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm moderately confident I could strike Jeff Mathis out.

I feel like the opportunity to try and strike out Jeff Mathis should be a prize in a charity auction.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guarantee you he would be a sucker for the Eephus pitch...

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Whoah.

That kind of blows my mind.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
17. Jeff Mathis – C Angels – Age 21 – ETA: July 2005
.323/.384/.500, 11 HR, 54 RBI, 74/35 K/BB, 5 SB in 378 AB for Single-A Rancho Cucamonga
.284/.364/.463, 2 HR, 14 RBI, 16/12 K/BB, 1 SB in 95 AB for Double-A Arkansas

BA: #22, BP: #18

2004 quote: Like Mauer, Mathis is the total package. He’s been an excellent hitter as one of the youngest players in his leagues (he’s just turning 21 on March 31), and despite the occasional miscue, he shows outstanding promise behind the plate.

Mathis’ minor league numbers were inflated by playing in hitter’s parks, but he still figured to be a lot better than this. He will have a long career because of his glove.

That’s Rotoworld though, so… yah. But even a misguided Joe Mauer comp is hilarious today.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

>jeff mathis

>total package
>excellent hitter
>like mauer
>mfw

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, only 3 hits and a dong today

When IS he going to get back in form?

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will only accept 5-5 with 5 grand slams.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exciting ending to Mich-ND

Mich goes 80 yds in 30 seconds to win it.

by Chris Hanes on Sep 10, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Even losing today we're only 3.5 back of Boston.

I would not be shocked if we caught them. Not that it will matter… just interesting watching Boston plummet.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm wondering if Tampa's going to catch Boston at this point.....

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah...it's obvious NY has no fight in them.

"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kontos and Trumbo sound like major characters in a shitty science fiction novel

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't blame me, I voted Kontos

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

annoyed

Trout’s about to go yard

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is embarrassing

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

x

Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup. Just watched that today.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

saw that....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW....

I’m fairly certain the Rangers are 0-fer when any LSB event has gone down…

in fact, I’m quite certain.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck and yes

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

half

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm about to put up a post....

tball, brian thomas, scoop, me, keynes, jam, witt, kok, ianf, etc…

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I blame TDT

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he did you dirty

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Why go to a game if all you’re going to do is complain about everything every member of the team does, and yell at them about how they suck?

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 10, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Some people like to complain...

I feel like this is a meta conversation.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

this sucks

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeff Mathis hit a HR.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

crazy times we live in....crazy times.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

not one bit.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have 13 games left before the final series.

Against bad teams. I didn’t think we’d go 15-0. Want 10-5 for sure.

Nothing today made that difficult.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

What are the pitching matchups in the CLE series?

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bat Masterson in the first one vs Harry.

Then two guys with only like 5 starts between them. Both left handers.

They’re versus Dutch and Colby.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Night games, home, Napoli...

I’m a little worried if they throw soft, bendy shit, but otherwise feel good.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gotta be honest....

I appreciate your optimism….it seriously has kept me from straight wiggin’ out.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

1.5

not good. not good at all.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

meh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

its pretty un-meh, brah

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

not necessarily.

but the angels are playing good baseball right now, regardless if we are a better team. im confident we win the division, but an ever shrinking lead is something to be worried about.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

All worrying does is give you a headache or an ulcer.

Can’t control it anyway. Enjoy being in a pennant race instead 15 games back like we’ve spent most seasons.

Look at it like this… if we have to fend the Angels off to the very end, it’ll keep us sharp and ready like the Giants in 2010.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Think pink nerve-gas farting dragons

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't it evident after 155 games

that they’re about even. It just so happens though that LAA is playing better right now which is not a good time of the year for that to happen if you’re a Tex fan.

by Chris Hanes on Sep 10, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

LAA is playing better right now?

By losing their last two series to us and going 6-4 against the Mariners and Twins? That’s bravo worthy?

Yes… they’ve taken the first two against the Yankees because Weaver and Haren are both great pitchers that finally pitched the way they normally do instead of the suckfest they had been doing.

Also… we’re only 146 games into the season, not 155.

Run differential and head to head, as well as nearly any talent metric have shown the Rangers to have a clear edge.

Could be worse… could be a SF Giants fan.

by Brad on Sep 10, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The glory from title at this point is pretty much dead and gone.

Much like their chances to repeat.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

How long do flags fly?

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure, but bags fly free.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Flags are just fucking flags.

Talking about flags is just an easy indicator that whatever’s going on presently isn’t worthy of the attention you’re spending on nostalgia.

"Oh and by the way, most of you turds on this site are morons (except for Josey)... the rest of you nerds don’t know shit about baseball, not the real game, like how to play it…..so all of you can piss off!!!!!!!" - bballfan57

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

it would make me feel better if we had one

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

they're not playing better.

tex would kick the shit out of them h2h

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

As we have very recently.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's evident that we're about 1.5 games better and have the easier schedule going forward.

OH BUT THAT DOESN’T FIT THE NARRATIVE.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

meh

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

18 innings, seven hits, one run.

The 2011 New York Yankees

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now

Just to tell you once again…

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

god i cant watch this bullshit going on over at espn right now

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

treating the michigan win like its the super bowl.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 10, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, IT’S FUNNY ENOUGH TO JUST LAUGH AUDIBLY, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THAT ACRONYM MEANS YOU ARE DOING. YOU ARE LAUGHING OUT LOUD ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF WINNING THE WILD CARD. BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING HYSTERICAL.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really.

LOL!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

not feeling so well, you guys.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Shouldn't have spent that night in Reno with the shim.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You almost made it to midnight.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got two pops left in me.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

goddamned Taaka.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought taaka was gin?

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

They make both, I believe.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't drink vodka

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

yes

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I slept all day trying to sleep through the hangover. I'm not the least bit tired so i'm thinking about

battling my bottle of Wild Turkey and see if that tires me out some.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Sep 10, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jake is the youngest....

but I like that you have a nick for bigman.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

same here. but just keep your head up. we will definitely see what the Rangers are made out of coming down the stretch. if they deserve to be in the playoffs, they will show it and step up. if we end up not making the playoffs, then…

by pinoyintegrity on Sep 10, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you going to throw up?

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

neg.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

dad snack

3 frozen chicken nuggets
flour tortilla
handful of mozzarella
squirt of marinara

chicken parm tacos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Big, bold, off the hook flavor?

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Out. Of. Bounds.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

you seem to be feeling fine

Liar

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I feel fine, just drunk on shitty vodka...I know I'm going to pay.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

remember to heat the chicken nuggets up

Frozen would be gross

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

heat the nugs up for 50 secs...put nugs on torts, sprinkle mozzarrella over nugs...

microwave for 30 secs

take plate out, squirt marinara on tacos….back in microwave for 20 secs…

FEAST.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

they make squirtable marinara?

Thats awesome

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

pizza sauce, marinara....whatever...

shit is good.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love marinara

I hate having jars of it.

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

come again?

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

questions about what?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

y'all sweating the Rays?

seeing that Boston may lose their spot?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you there, god?

Its me, Margaret

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's almost like them winning could help us in some way.

Weird.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

They publish schedules in advance, you know.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 10, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

it happens

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

are you Lord Duggan?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

god damn it

I was about to type this

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

solid

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYrVwGxlcFA

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYrVwGxlcFA

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a really cool song

I like that

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Little Walter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGpv-UeiDI&feature=related

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha,yeah, he was vry talented.....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

see how far I've come?

I didn’t know all this existed until a couple of days ago

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

indeed.....good shit, eh?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like it a lot

I have been listening to that howlin’ wolf station every day

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

sweet.

rock and roll was built off the channel you’ve been listening to…..

Pretty neat,

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

its made me listen to lang again

He isn’t quite as good on the guitar as some of the others but, then again, he was 14

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

R&B with Gospel tones.

that’s Ray Charles in general….don’t know if this particular song has any gospel roots.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

this is probably a stupid question but

Whats the difference between blues and R&B

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

well you're a big help

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

rhythm and tempo...

blues is slower, r&b faster

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

dig this

Warren Haynes and Derek Trucks…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauECrCIYl8
you should get on these cats…
Govt’ Mule (Haynes) is the shit…
Trucks is a freak, been playing forever…
lookk into their shit…

that video I just linked is fairly incredible

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

what else did that red devils dude do?

I saw they only have the one album

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

he had some side bands...dude (Lester Butler) didn't really get it going fullbore due to smacktalitly,,,

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

just youtube lester butler for some other shit....

had a good one with Jagger (Blues with a feeling)…then I think he just moved to Holland and played with some lesser cats while he was all smacked out…..

travesty

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

thats a shame

They sell that red devils album on itunes?

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah....it was produced by the same guy who did the RHCP s Blod Sugar Sex Magic....can't thinmk of his name.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rick Rubin

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

yup

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

what are some good harmonica players

My knowledge goes as far as john popper

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

good start

http://www.harmonicalinks.com/maleblue.html

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

stevie?

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

dont' listen to him

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know who he is...

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 1:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like that

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Mississippi Hills Blues...

fuckin’ A…beast.

Thing about the blues is that it’s very regional….meaning each region had their own sound. It’s a fascinating thing and a good thing to know

if you wiki’d “blues” it’d probably talk about the various regional influences…..it’s why I find the blues fascinating…..

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

what do y'all like

The only one I know from somewhere is Willie ?dixon. Chicago, right

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

check it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blues

Blues is a genre…within this genre there are SEVERAL styles….I love Delta and Hill Coutry prolly the beast. I like all of them….but I like stripped down, swampy shit with some cat banging on some keys…..nothing too fancy…

Chicago blues is probably my least favorite

It’s all about your individual taste…

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

so far I seem to like a little everything

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 1:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

solid

simple,loveit

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

bueller?

Bueller?

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

good lord. we can't even agree about the beatles

I like pauls voice better

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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

its funny

Paul is my favorite but the song above is ky favorite song from them

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

was he?

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Weird link. Anyways...

In a 1980 interview with Playboy magazine, John Lennon said, “‘Oh! Darling’ was a great one of Paul’s that he didn’t sing too well. I always thought I could have done it better—it was more my style than his. He wrote it, so what the hell, he’s going to sing it.”1

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Sep 11, 2011 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

its pretty cool how "free at last" ended up in there

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by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

GAllman....goddamn son....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T75YklbUXj8

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dickey Betts is in Keith territory for me.

Obviously Duane was the shit, but Dickey is a musical genius.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Sep 11, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Bros fucked him hard...I've seen him a few times with his solo gig...still has it, off the chain.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

It pisses me off about Gregg.

Good for him getting clean, but fuck, judging Dickey…

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Sep 11, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding...gregg was a fucking junkie of the nth degree....hardcore pharmaceutical shit....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

what

He got clean then got.mad at the other dude for still doing stuff?

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Sep 11, 2011 12:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

pretty much...I don't even thing Gregg was clean when they booted Dickey...

may’ve been…either way……

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

southern angel

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

freddie whO?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

mercury?

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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah, noticed you had a vast history of warnings/bannings....tread lightly.

we love you, just don’t be a douchebag.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

This might have been a hint.

You told him.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 11, 2011 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm awesome.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 11, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I told you bout strawberry fields

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by Chrom on Sep 10, 2011 11:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

And Jenkins.

And Tyron Smith.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 11, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Jenkins would play.

That’s a good. I was under the impression, though, that Smith was out 2-3 weeks?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 11, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

To close for comfort

I agree I thought the Rangers would use these games against the A’s to go on a run and with the Angels playing the Yankees they could hopefully gain some ground. Although as long as they keep it close there is still three games @ the Angels to close out the year. But for sure they have me worried now. I hoped they would have it in the bag so they could rest people and get the rotation set for the post season instead of having to take 10 or 12 of the last 16 games (7 at home) down the stretch.

by Txcardsfan on Sep 11, 2011 9:09 AM CDT reply actions  

it still kills me how we seem to be playing like it was this time last year and we had a huge lead. this team needs to start playing with some urgency and start acting like they are the better team.

their going to cakewalk their way out of the playoffs with the way the Angels are rolling right now against bad teams and teams that are slumping or not trying.

by jas003 on Sep 11, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Glad I missed this one, I guess.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Sep 11, 2011 9:10 AM CDT reply actions  

Bases loaded with one out for the Angels

This will end well, I’m sure of it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Sep 11, 2011 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

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