88-65 - Rangers shut out M's, win series
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 5:50 PM CDT
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Matt Harrison should always face Felix Hernandez.
Magic Number: 6
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The last series will be the most critical.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Magic
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
by Brad on Sep 18, 2011 5:51 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
He must work out
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
/Mike E
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
/Lloyd Christmas
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a little disappointed I didn't get a single rec...
Moe? BBIMBF? Big Guns?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I'll give you a pity rec
If nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
Those aren't guns, those are abs
/Mike E
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Meh
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 18, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Really muscley guys are not my thing.
I like guys to be fit but that can easily be taken too far.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Same
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 18, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I would also like to go on record that really muscley guys are not my thing.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure your wife will be glad to hear
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 18, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
How muscley is too muscley?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Sep 18, 2011 5:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Those RMs are terrible.
Most uninspired lineup ever.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Don't you bad mouth Tomahawk man
don’t you fucking dare.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Sep 18, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
GET 'EM FIREBAT!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Tomahawk man was everything that's right about America
Megaman and Capcom. He’s the Adrian Beltre of the whole Megaman series. You shut your whore mouth.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Sep 18, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is going to be an all time classic .gif.....and it's less than 1 day old.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Magic number!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 5:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
BOOM
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Sep 18, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
"You're the Original #6. That's the only reason why I wear this number." --Tyson Chandler
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Sep 18, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
When the magic number is 6, she appears.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 5:52 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
OK here you go. Can't really blame Baltar for giving away the defense computer secrets.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Fap away.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Canada's #1 export
is hot actresses for Sci-Fi TV series. FACT
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I cannot dispute that.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Neither can I
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
by caknuck on Sep 18, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I love her so much.
I told my wife I would leave her for her.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
ohhhhhhhhh
I just melted
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Flash forward!!!
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't think she was on that show.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes she was...
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hmmmm...
To IMDB!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
She has no credit for it...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Is that not Jewel Staite?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It is.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yeah
She was on flash forward
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My bad... I found it.
I skimmed right over it looking at her credits.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I didn't know there was a 1996 one
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I didn't until just now.
Chromaster’s certainty made me look into it, because I watched the recent FF and knew she was never on it.
I certainly was.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I loved it when I was a kid
I don’t think I knew there was a recent one
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well there we go.
Different wavelengths
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
No, she doesn't.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
lulz
I’m dumb.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I bailed after the second episode
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
Oh Kaylee, Oh Kaylee, Oh Kaylee.
I’m putty in her hands if she ever flashed that smile at me. I’m going to start a campaign that when How I Met Your Mother ends, that she’s the mom.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd love that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
They should have had Victoria be the mom
That girl is very attractive
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think she's making a guest spot this season
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
She should be in more things
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Brazil and NYC
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
If I was on the Serenity I'd sure spend a lot of time in my bunk...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Even if she did...
you’d soon be flying out the airlock thanks to Mal, I think. That’s ok though, I <3 Kaylee more anyway.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Damn.
I’m probably more suited to be Wash anyway.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
He ended up naked in the desert!
Meanwhile Wash… well… let’s just say I generally refuse to acknowledge the movie.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Nope, in Out of Gas one of her stipulations was she wouldn't take any of the crew on as clients.
Although part of me always wished that she would indulge Kaylee’s bi-curiousness. Granted I’d have to spend and entire day in my bunk.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's face it, when Summer Glau was the 4th best looking series regular on that show
you know you had hit the jackpot. That’s not even mentioning Christina Hendricks 2 episodes as Saffron.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, I wish FP was still around
then we could get a nice Christina Hendricks argument going
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Now that's just not as much fun.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
It's not worth him coming back for this argument.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
He comments occasionally still
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Aw, I miss good old FP
He was a beating sometimes but so are a lot of people. And he’d go on some entertaining rants.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
He was a beating more than sometimes.
he recently wished that Baylor would burn down in the Texas wildfires earlier this month.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
That definitely happened.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes, that was dumb.
But that was also on Facebook, not on LSB. Not that it makes it better, but you can’t really chew him out on LSB for that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I'm not sure if he'd agree with the hot then part,
but if not it would just be him being obstinate cause she was.
Or maybe he hasn’t seen Firefly.
They were doing an interview at the Emmy's with Laurence Fishburne and Gina Torres (they're married).
She’s at least 3 inches taller.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I did not expect to beat Felix and have CJ lose.
Either way, I take every series win we can get. 2-1 every three games is a .667 winning percentage, and that’ll win every division in baseball every time.
Go Rangers!
Sixx
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
by caknuck on Sep 18, 2011 5:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
heh, b/c LSB certainly is a M _ _ _ _ _ C_ _ _
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Every Rangers starter now has 13 wins.
This is the first time an AL team has had five starters with 13 wins since 1977 I believe.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
by Brad on Sep 18, 2011 5:54 PM CDT reply actions 12 recs
Most shutouts by a pitching staff since the Moneyball A's in 2002...
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
And we still have 9 more games against AL West teams left...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Which...
isn’t it funny how that’s a statistic for the Moneyball A’s but Lewis wrote the book all about the A’s getting fat guys with great OBP?
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
In AL?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I think so...
could all of baseball.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought Phils had 21 this year already....don't we just have 19?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
heh...."just have 19".....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 18, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
But the guy on Baseball Tonight said the Rangers pitching was terrible and they were doing it all with offense...
Not a big lover of home/road stats, but that #1 road ERA is going to hold up for the season.. pretty cool.
TAG said the bullpen faced 17 batters this series....
struck out 11….
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 18, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Brb, kitchen.
Spotless even.
Nein.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Sep 18, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
By throwing a TD.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
You keep saying it doesn't make it become real...
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
You're a majority of one!
Congratulations.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
by Schultzy on Sep 18, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That figures.
Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith
by Darth Snark on Sep 18, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let him be
He was born three years ago.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You sure seem to get your panties in a wad often.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yes...
I see a big wad, dude. Gross. Pick that thing out.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Harry! Harry! Harry!
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Sep 18, 2011 5:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I did - thanks
I’ll get to it, I promise – I’m in full on packing mode this weekend
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Meh
Harry, party of two.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 18, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Harry! Harry! Harry!
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Sep 18, 2011 5:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Six geese a-laying
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
by caknuck on Sep 18, 2011 5:54 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Why was that deleted?
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
Didn't he make an appearance
At 11?
by Neftali's arm on Sep 18, 2011 8:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 18, 2011 5:55 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
where is that place?
always wanted to visit …
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Big amusment park.
Right next door to the Ballpark. That’s the roller coasters you see next door when you go to Rangers games.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Right next to the TBiA
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 18, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB almost always gives you exactly what you deserve . . .
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
The A-6 Intruder
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 18, 2011 5:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Already posted broheim
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
sorry didn't see it....
Spent seven great years flying the mightly Intruder. A great plane.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 18, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You did?
Thank you for your service.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
VA-75 Sunday Punchers in Desert Storm
those were great times
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 18, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
No prob
I’ll never complain about people posting plane pics (I double posted one a while back myself). I do like the A-6, even though you don’t hear much about it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Flight of the Intruder
Great book
Horrible movie
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 18, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe it's "brohème."
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Is this a local establishment? Cause I need to go there.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually think it's near Galveston.
by dolphinpuncher on Sep 18, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a brother who lives in Houston. I may have to visit sometime.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
that would of worked for 12 as well
"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
by ed carter on Sep 18, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I see 12, not 6.
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
South Park
S05E14 Butters’ Very Own Episode
“Son, sometimes it’s OK to tell a little white lie. Like when you catch your father jacking off in a gay men’s bath house.”
“Oh okay. Who’s Jack?”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Sep 18, 2011 5:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
how are these related to the Rangers magic number again?
by oc on Sep 18, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
He's counting down his favorite episodes.
This is number 6.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
ive missed the last couple
what were they?
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
#7 and #8, I think
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
by Schoolly_D on Sep 18, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
see how this is green? take note, jbrown08 . . .
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
in last night's thread
But I’ll list what I had for 7-10
S06E07 Simpsons Already Did It
S01E02 Weight Gain 4000
S10E08 Make Love, Not Warcraft
S09E12 Trapped in the Closet
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
i think
make love, not warcraft and the southpark baseball episode are my 2 favorites. it’s pretty tough to choose though
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
the loves baseball person in me
disliked the baseball episode partially due to the idea that it’s boring… gut response FUCK YOU NO IT’S NOT
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
if you love randy marsh
you love that episode
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMURICA!
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I AM THE BATDAD
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
he's counting down his favorite south park episodes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Bin Laden's last view.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
First AL team with 5 13-game winners since 1977. (Also...cheer up, Koji.)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Sep 18, 2011 5:56 PM CDT reply actions 17 recs
Finally the first to rec this!
Wooooo
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I wish I could rec this three times
One for each time King Felix shows up
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
Felix wit dat 3!!
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
The Angels could only dream of that.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
...and the Simpsons
S05E10 $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
“Once the government approves something, it’s no longer immoral!”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Sep 18, 2011 5:56 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
When my parents became addicted to gambling, this episode became less funny...
but now, as an adult, it’s more funny.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
hope I can forget that, next time it comes on
on a moar serious note: that’s a bummer, sorry
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Miles Austin just laid out for a sick TD
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
Yes...
The body awareness and strength was incredible.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
that’s a fantastic picture.
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Maybe a little too fantastic?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
And the news is getting even better?
NBCDFWWeather NBCDFW Weather
Confidence fairly high that thunderstorms will develop by evening. 6-9PM time-frame for #Metroplex. Some severe with high winds. GrantJ
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I pray for you guys to get some rain, everyday.
by dolphinpuncher on Sep 18, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The stuff on Friday was good. Need about a week of that. At least.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Rick Perry does too.
Doesn’t seem to help much though.
by macromorgan on Sep 18, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Wow, politics and religion in one post
The troll is strong with this one
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
i got dick
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Did you get a happy ending?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
"only" 51 hours till moar Rangers baseball
sigh
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
But we get to see Holland!
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I needed something positive.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Also... Angels play in Toronto tomorrow.
Pineiro vs Romero…
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Let's go Jays.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Romero will shut those fuckers down
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Ware gonna Ware
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
x
thermhere Therm
If your play design involved not blocking DeMarcus Ware and rolling his way, you haven’t thought things through completely
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i think it has something to do with six.
by dolphinpuncher on Sep 18, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
who cares
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
Me too
(My bunk, not yours)
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
I'd rather be in her bunk
but that’s me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I have no idea what Liddi was doing in that last AB.
That 5th pitch could not have been more of a strike.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He gave up.
He was so over matched he just gave up.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Hard to believe he could look more overmatched today than he was yesterday....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 18, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Memories od his Futures Game AB
against Matt Moore.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Sep 18, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Romo fumbled it...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
by Brad on Sep 18, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
[Not a Romo hater... just making a joke]
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
He is so clutch...
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
This is also funny.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Since I posted Maiden last PGT, let's go with...
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
by caknuck on Sep 18, 2011 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Behind Seventh Son, Piece of Mind, Somewhere in Time, and Powerslave in that order
if you were wondering
>mfw
"Two Minutes to Midnight" will be making an appearance in a few days
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
Funny.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Is your goal today to become the worst commenter here?
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda
I’m done posting here after today. Just fucking around. Tired of how self important everyone here is.
by jbrown08 on Sep 18, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Now this is funny.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Well...
was I supposed to beg you to stay?
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't go away mad
Just…
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 18, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I needed another positive today.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 18, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where is the " well, bye" picture
Not that I want you to leave. Just seems appropriate
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
"Where do I have to go feel good about my kicker?"
To New Jersey… where Nick Folk lives…
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
What a shitty play.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Terrible, terrible, terrible play call.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 18, 2011 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
No fucking kidding
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
Six...Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 18, 2011 6:15 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I see shitty infielders everywhere
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 18, 2011 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It's pretty sexy.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Two weeks left and they are surging....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 18, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Better record than Boston now...
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Woah...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Anybody predict 90+ wins back in March?
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by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
I did...
91 I think. I undershot…
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I had set up the trophy room for 95 spots when I first made it back in April
Soooo I guess in a way I did.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
And I think at some point in the season someone mocked me for it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
How are the Rangers going to win 92 games?
They don’t have Cliff Lee. They can’t hit lefties. They have the best player in team history as a DH when he should be playing in the field. Their lead off hitter does nothing but pop up. They don’t have FF to hold games.
We can't hit on the road either.
And trading away FF with this bullpen was one trade too many for a part time player that can’t catch as well as V-Mart.
JD dropped the ball on this one. One of the worst off seasons in recent memory… blew a great opportunity but instead they’re just going to be the ’82 Brewers.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Also undershot...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Hell yes!
I’m a conservative record guesser.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You were closer than me.
I only guessed 91. I feel shame for “swinging and missing”.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I may have guessed 91.
I want to say my attempt at projecting came up with 93 and I dropped it a game, but it may have been 92 and I dropped it a game.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Had them at 93 after the Napoli trade
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You may have undershot... you may be just right.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Oh, almost forgot
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
six #1 albums? you have good musical taste, whatever it means
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
A countdown of favorite musical artists
I did it a few months ago for a film board.
I’ll go back to 25, because that’s what I did there and it’s just right there to grab.
25. Beastie Boys
24. Wanda Jackson
23. Daft Punk
22. Scarface
21. Girl Talk
20. 2Pac
19. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
18. Nine Inch Nails
17. Jamey Johnson
16. Wu-Tang Clan
15. Bob Mould
14. Kanye West
13. Outkast
12. Social Distortion
11. Otis Redding
10. R.E.M.
9. Dwight Yoakam
8. Steve Earle (posted last night)
7. Rage Against the Machine (posted last night)
6. Al Green (above)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
ah, nice - FWIW, I Wiki-ed "Al Green six" and he indeed had
six #1 albums, so it works that way too
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
R.E.M. Nice.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
by Texfan1996 on Sep 18, 2011 7:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This is an odd list.
Very eclectic.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
A couple good ones
And a whole lotta meh.
by Neftali's arm on Sep 18, 2011 9:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I DISAGREE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Otis!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i love the song
but this led to one of the funniest things ive ever seen
by studcrackers on Sep 19, 2011 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
yes
i nearly fell out of my seat when i 1st saw it
by studcrackers on Sep 19, 2011 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Since we've been together
Ohhhh lovin you forever
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That guy just saw Bailey kick the field goal
and go, “Now that is clutch.” And proceeded to tell me that Wakefields 200th win was harder than his 199th…
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Probably was.
Because his team started sucking ass.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That wasn't his reasoning.
His reasoning was that 200 is a milestone and meant something and Wakefield felt more pressure.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
is he a "suite-mate"? you've got the makings of a meme here . . .
So I want to get it right. “Schultzy’s Suite-Mate”?
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
No he just lives on my floor.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
ok - "clutch buddy" sounds ghey, don't want that . . .
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
They're both in Hufflepuff.
But different bed chambers.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Ravenclaw is where it's at.
Top 1-2% amirite?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
You just want to snog with Cho Chang
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
I'd chase her quaffle
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I'd go after her golden snitch
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 6:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd give her a whack with my beater
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
that's my cousin, you ruffians!
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
I would so be in Gryffindor
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
nerds
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Ravenclaw is my second option.
(I took multiple online quizzes)
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Multiple, eh?
Sounds like Hufflepuff material.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i always get slytherin for some reason
i mean, yeah i’m ambitious, but i’m not cunning or sneaky at all
>mfw
by MonkeyEpoxy on Sep 18, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
You knifed a hobo for a sandwich like 3 hours ago.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Werd
Plus, seemingly cooler living quarters
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice
That’s three votes for Ravenclaw
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
This is also funny.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Take a note, jbrown!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
and his bit has successfully morphed into a meme!
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Big Jay Ratliff.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Not a catch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Good thing SF called that timeout.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Romo sucks.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Not a reverse jinx.
I typed it after the long bomb. Sarcasm… not jinx.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yankees have 7 against the Rays and 3 against the Red Sox to finish the season
it is plausible we could end up with the best record in the AL
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:28 PM CDT reply actions
JESSE FUCKING HOLLEY
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
Jesse Holley !!!!!!
May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten. " - Irish Toast.
Shiggity!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
you say that *and* "shibby" ?!? . . . /KidsToday
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Pop culture references. Get use to them.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Apparently
you haven’t seen this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
LOLFRANCISCO!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
so did it turn out that romo's ribs weren't broken?
or is he just out there being a goddamn badass?
>mfw
He was a Knight of Badassdom.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate when they do the FG here
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
There's plenty of other safe plays
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Seriously, try a few runs first
Too much can go wrong on a FG
Try again.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So they're kicking on first down?
Really?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
With this team?
I’d be scared they’d fuck that up…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
It's over now...
They can’t hurt us anymore.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Until next week...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
It's the safest play.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Dan automatic Bailey
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Yes...
Or forever. Whatever works.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
When Romo hurt his ribs
I was dreading all the dumb “KITNA SHOULD START!” stuff, which drives me a little crazy. So I was very glad to see Romo come back and be a badass.
I was actually pulling for Kitna to finish the game.
Not because I think he’s better, but because I figured he was close enough to injured Romo that it would be worth keeping Tony healthy.
My bad.
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the o-line
for whatever reason looked a helluva lot better when he was in there for whatever reason
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a good point.
I definitely don’t want Romo to be hurt worse, but seeing him come back and the Cowboys win made me ridiculously happy for only the 2nd game of the season.
Romo playing it up by holding his ribs.
ROMODEMPTION.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
2 road games against the Jets and 49ers
Sure it sucks that Romo absolutley did throw away a great win, but its still what should realistically be expected and Romo has otherwise played great.
Yes...
And he would have had a great excuse to just sit out the second half of this game and watch the Cowboys lose but he stepped up.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Kitna looked pretty good today.
I’ve yet to see him wear his hat backwards…
Romo got lucky today.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Where's my crow bar?
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't be serious.
How many picks did Romo throw today?
How many did Kitna throw in 1 quarter of play?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Don't fall for it.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That's because he isn't being serious
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
The hat backwards line was the key.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
What I did here...
You did not see it…
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
It's only going to take a pick in the teens or so...
To draft ROBERT GRIFFIN, III.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 18, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
RH MICHAEL VICK!!!!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
VIN-NY! VIN-NY! VIN-NY!
very old Colts reference
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Pennant race baseball > regular season football game
And I’m not just saying that because my team lost.
but you crushed Western Illinois 69 - 0 !!!
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Eh but I had already decided the Rangers were in the playoffs.
I do want them to beat out Detroit though.
Whats the tiebreaker on that..
I really dont want to have to play 4 times in Detroit to beat them
that place is our ultimate cryptonite
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Gotta beat up on the AL West while hoping the Tigers lose some when Verlander isn't throwing...
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Or for that matter when Fister is starting.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I kind of felt the other way today
because I don’t feel like there IS a pennant race. It’s just running out the clock til the end.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
What was awesome about today is that I was watching Cowboys game on Sunday Ticket
And the Rangers game on my computer.
And the Dallas Stars were playing a scrimmage, with first preseason game on Tuesday.
My pants can’t take this.
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I literally started cleaning the kitchen when Kitna came into the game.
I knew there was no way the Cowboys win with Kitna playing.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Kitna threw two horrible interceptions.
That’s not going to help.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Your take on the Stars this season?
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Sep 18, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Impossible to give an opinion.
They’re on day #2 with a new coach and six new players.
I’m hopeful. I think they’re a much deeper team this season, especially with Vernon Fiddler.
Let me see a few games first.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Tony Romo after halftime.
Here is what I see in my mind: Tony Romo sees the 2nd interception by Kitna, kicks over a water cooler in the locker room and sprints onto the sideline. “I got this, Jon.”
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I was watching the Rangers for a lot of Kitnas time, I didnt even know he threw a 2nd int
geez. How bad was it?
It wasn't as bad as the first one....but it was pretty damn bad.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I didn't get a chance to see the game today
How did he look with the broken ribs?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 18, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Looked uncomfortable for a while.
Then came back and looked great.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
"We can't let you go back in, Tony." -Garrett
[turns his head] “Just try and stop me.” [Puts on helmet] -Romo
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
ask Brian Thomas
no wait, I’m thinking of Dave Thomas, nevermind
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
oh, that's right -- LSB had him whacked for putting beans in the chili
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
by Schoolly_D on Sep 18, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Deserves to be green.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
2..... I mean 6
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Sep 18, 2011 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
no. perfect.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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by vfn on Sep 18, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is payback for me opening the thread with a picture of a guys abs staring at me in the face
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
what?
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 18, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. That's why my friend had hers reduced.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Under careful observation
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Congratulations.
That’s one of the nerdiest things I’ve ever heard said about breasts.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Less nerdy, more punny
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Who is this?
I want.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Good I'll take Emma
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Stone?
You’re much too young for her. I’m right in her wheelhouse.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Watson
She’s mine
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh ok
No fight from me (she’s hot but there are plenty others I prefer)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't have both!
It’s not fair! (Runs off crying)
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I can have all I want!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Opulence?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I haz it.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
One day....
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I'm having trouble finding a picture where she doesn't look like a barbie doll.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Okay, found one.
She should look like that and not barbie doll.
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Yes
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
kinda want to punch them
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
There's a "pearing" joke here somewhere
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
So we're just one back of Detroit today.
Had no idea it was so close.
Also Arizona has the same record as Texas, wow.
Go Strangers.
But 81-71 by pythag...
I wish the Rangers were outperforming their record just to see what that is like.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember the end of the Stars' season last year when they fell out of the playoff picture?
That’s what it’s like. :(
Tebow came in as a receiver?
IT HAS BEGUN!
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 18, 2011 6:52 PM CDT reply actions
Did Lloyd not play?
On one of my teams I’ve had 6 players play so far for a total of 21.6 points.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Lloyd was out
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the good old days. - Will Ferrell
TE/Hback/WR
Who will be better suited for the position? Pryor or Tebow…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Tebow
Pryor is doodoo
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the good old days. - Will Ferrell
WR: Pryor
TE/H-back: Tebow
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
This is one of the first playoff fields (assuming all races hold) where any of the teams have a legitimate shot.
I’d put Arizona as the longest shot, but they aren’t exactly a pushover.
I'm not sure Arizona has a much better shot than the longest shot in most years.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I think better, yes.
But not so much better that I’d say it’s the line between legitimate and illegitimate.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
They're also almost assured of playing Philly in the first round...
So… I’m saying sweep.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I rarely predict a sweep. . .
. . . but if I plugged the numbers in to Sommer’s log5 thingy, I’d be unsurprised if sweep was more likely than the odds of the Diamondbacks winning in any amount of games.
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I hadn't realized how good Hudson and Kennedy had been this season.
They would have a great top 3 if they hadn’t given Haren to the Angels.
I'm sure whoever was around you had to stop you from grabbing the gun..
so you’ve retreated to the “Atleast the Rangers won.”
I was like that in the 3rd quarter, so don’t feel alone.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 18, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
It's now 18,367 likes, 18,367 dislikes
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Reminds me of the political episode with Jack Johnson vs John Jackson
Love Futurama, though I’ve found the two new seasons sub par.
I don't know if it's wrong
But I don’t want the boys to clinch in Oakland. We celebrated there last year. I’d rather it be in front of the home crowd over the weekend.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
And I'll find out as I'm landing in Vegas
I’ll take that.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 18, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I just want to hurry and clinch.
We can win the WS at home.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
by Texfan1996 on Sep 18, 2011 7:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh shit!
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 18, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
The Emmy's always make me realize there are so many shows I need to watch and don't.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm trying to decide whether to watch or not
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Usually when I like a show, especially one I discovered late, I find out it won a bunch of Emmies.
Which makes me think I should watch the Emmys.
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Random Texas Rangers hat in the Emmys musical opening!
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
I spent the last half hour waffling over this one
But #5 just locked up her spot with a strong showing at the Emmys.
So coming in at #6: Kate Beckinsale.
If nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
by LSJ on Sep 18, 2011 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
How is she almost 40?
It seems unfair.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 18, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
She's very nice.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Pics or it didn't happen.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Sep 18, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Favorite
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never heard anyone call it "waffling" before.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You sick motherfucker.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Really?
I’ve heard this quite frequently
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOOSH!
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
As a euphemism for masturbation?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
See Match
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Kate is my lifelong love
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Modern Family...
I should probably watch more of that show.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
We just started watching it.
It’s absolutely hilarious.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I've really enjoyed every episode I've watched
I just don’t really watch tv when it actually comes on, so I forget to keep up with shows. I need to fix our TiVo…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I agree, I find it terribly boring
I will say the dad is hilarious, but the kid actors are annoying. Their dialogue seems… forced and unnatural. And I know she’s probably pretty popular around here, but Sofia Vergara’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
OHYEAHOKBECAUSEHERVOICEISWHATCOUNTS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
im not saying
i dont like the show, but it’s nowhere near the best comedy on tv that the emmy’s might lead you to believe. pretty much disagreed w/everyone one of their choices for comedy awards
by studcrackers on Sep 19, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
What is better in your opinion?
I’m just curious. I love MF.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
curb your enthusiasm
community, the office, southpark, louie (if you wanna label it a comedy)
feel like i might be missing a couple
by studcrackers on Sep 19, 2011 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
CYE <3
And all the others (except Louie, don’t really watch).
I don’t know if I could quantify a difference in enjoyment between them… my love of television shows is pretty binary.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What're your favorite comedies on tv?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Ugh, I hate Collinsworth
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 18, 2011 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
I love him.
The weird babble is worth dealing with for him to actually bring me insights, unlike most announcers.
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so true.
The Collinsworth hate is downright baffling. He’s one of the best in football.
by behindthebag on Sep 18, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
So the Rangers won, AND their local NFL team won.
The Angels won, and. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Did USC do anything?
That’s the local professional football team right?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I love how Colorado doesn't want to be in the same division as Texas and OU
I’d like to see Missouri or Kansas join a conference so that the Big 12 can be disbanded by vote (I believe 6 votes are required).
You have no idea how hard I'm rooting for that.
I mean of course we’re likely going to the Big East and it’s in trouble too, but F Texas.
Do Mizzou fans have any interest in the SEC?
As an outsider, the SEC should have a lot of interest in Missouri, but I’m guessing the interest isn’t mutual.
Sucks you guys didn’t go to the Big 10.
Most of us want to go to the B1G (including me)
but at this point, most of us would be happy just to get out of a sinking ship and into another AQ conference.
yaaaaaaaaaay
Severe Thunderstorm Warning for Collin, Fannin, Grayson, and Hunt counties until 8:00pm CDT
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Thundering but no rain yet here in Plano.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
This is one of the first times I've seen an entire state pray for sever storms.
One bad thing: torrential rain during a drought can lead to some very bad flash flooding.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
just as long as it doesn't keep Papa John's from their appointed rounds
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
by Schoolly_D on Sep 18, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
In need of a hurricane to hit south texas
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Is Episodes a good show?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yeah, its pretty good
Its better than Joey.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
that's not saying a lot
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
That's what I've been told.
I guess I should start watching it.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
it was ok
wasnt anything special but i watched the whole season. idk if it’ll come back for a 2nd
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
My wife and I liked it a lot.
the humor is really dry at points, but LeBlanc is surprisingly awesome in it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I really enjoyed it.
Thought the writing was pretty solid and the acting was good.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
11-5 since Beltre came back...
.688 winning percentage.
Beltre: 862
Young: 846
Need more hits from Young for peace in the middle east.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Already posted above.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is that that girl Polly?
Y’know . . .
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
no
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
*always.
She looks amazing always.
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by Aqua on Sep 18, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
OH MY GOD YES.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You wouldn't?!?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Don't scare me like that Schoolly D
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Do you even have to ask the question?
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 18, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
heh, the dude's nothing if not FECUND
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Protection might buy me a couple extra seconds, but if I knock her up, theres a better chance of me getting to do it again
Life is about making good decisions in cases like this.
Chesty Latinas are just... the best.
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My plane pic for magic number
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I have no opinions on it.
The only thing I’ve been allowed to fly is a glider.
by AsDevilsRun on Sep 18, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
so according
to the ticket postgame, felix jones separated shoulder and miles austin re-injures hamstring
no word on costa. dropping like fuckin flies
so
does anyone else think that the version of feliz we’re seeing now can start? since the great Bengie Molina Epiphany of 2011, he’s been at about 65% FB 12% CU, 18% SL, 5% CH.
>mfw
i'd like to see the changeup usage to to 10%, but I doubt that'll happen
his cutter is essentially a changeup anyway, it just moves the opposite direction
60% FB, 15% CU, 15% SL, 10% CH
>mfw
When I think of Feliz, 'Teen and Namirez in the wings
sometimes a smile cracks across my face.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Sep 18, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
This reminds me
I’m pretty sure nobody is going to win the Scheppers contest AJM did a few years back.
What was that contest?
When his debut would be or when he’d be closer?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
no
he still only gets a secondary pitch over for a strike in less than 50% of his outings
yesterday, he threw all fastballs
today, he tried throwing 2-3 breaking pitches and none were close
at the moment, both his breaking pitch and changeup are inferior to Ogando’s when you consider the quality/command combo
Were we watching the same game?
He threw 2 sliders for strikes in the same AB and got the first batter on a cutter.
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Brad Pitt, cover / big interview, this week's Entertainment Weekly
moving chips for Moneyball
.
He also took a producer credit for this year’s The Tree of Life, but that came in way below radar. Also: I suck for not watching Tree of Life in the theater. All Terrence Malick films deserve the big screen.
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Tree of Life
Favorite of the year, and it’s not even close.
If you grew up in Texas, it’s like a love letter to your childhood. Straight out of dude’s unconscious, just a heartbreaker.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Sep 18, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
yea, the way that movie puts you into the perspective of a child is unreal
Its pretty unique in that way.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Really has to be seen in theatre
Great, great movie, but certainly takes patience and right atmosphere to watch. Im not always into that type of movie, but seriously, the movie engrosses you emotionally in a way few movies I’ve seen have.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Don't know if it will ever get a theater release here
but I’ll try to watch the rip I downloaded sometime this week.
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go dl the guard too
very very well done
by studcrackers on Sep 19, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Remember when I said I suck b/c I didn't see it in a theater?
Hopefully I’ll get a chance down the road, even if I watch it @ home before then . . .
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
That sounds like the exact kind of movie thats better at home to me, heh.
Ill probably see it in theaters though.
Thanks Seattle!!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Why does he feel the need to change things?
I don’t understand.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
No way that's real.
But I refuse to buy the Blu-Rays to confirm.
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by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate George Lucas.
I now believe in an alternate theory that who we know as George Lucas is really an unnamed drifter who killed the original George Lucas after the first two movies, got lucky to not completely ruin RotJ and then unleashed the prequels on us.
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by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Ya know Spielberg was supposed to direct RotJ?
The Director’s Guild wouldn’t let him.
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Ohhhhhhhhhh that's great.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
check out some of these quotes from Lucas himself way back when.
http://savestarwars.com/doasisay.html
Although as bad as the changes are (particularly greedo from the dvd release), I wouldn’t care at all if there was also an original version released.
If they released a Blu-Ray version of the original original trilogy, with none of the stupid changes...
That would be the last thing I would ever buy from the man. I hate that I have bastard versions on DVD now that won’t allow me the option of playing what I want to see.
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by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Perfect.
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by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCK WHERE IS HIS CHIN
If nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
That was pretty incredible
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Did Peter Dinklage just win an Emmy?
That is so fucking awesome.
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Yes, yes he did. Right after Martin Scorsese won his.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I'm recording them
Can’t wait to rewatch.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Three-quarters of the way to an EGOT
But how is it possible that he hadn’t won any of the three until 2006?
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
I also liked the Justified actress winning, she was great.
That Steve Carell never got one emmy for the office seems ridiculous, and I’ve never seen Mike and Molly but I’m assuming that should have gone to Poehler.
Yes.
Mike and Molly is a pretty by-the-numbers romantic comedy sitcom.
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by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Margo Martindale interview on NPR's "Fresh Air"
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You just reminded me that I am VERY far behind on Justified.
Need to catch up on Season 2.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Season 2 is better than season 1, great stuff
It carries a plot through the entire season rather than season 1 with its middle section of criminal of the week. Well, theres still some side stuff of course but it always hits on the main plot which is really good.
I fucking LOVED that show.
The Riches…horribly underrated.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew it wasn't going to work.
But it was great to see Eddie Izzard be the main character for once.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Kyle Chandler is awesome.
Love that guy.
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way random: if the Bollywood music in the new Heineken commercial sounds familiar ...
“Jaan Pehechaan Ho” was in GHOST WORLD, ten years ago.
First time most of us saw Scarlett Johansson. Still a killer jam …
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
I get that a lot
I mean, not to my face
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Romo was seriously hurt.
"A couple of times guys in the huddle were like, ‘Speak up,’ and he says, ‘I can’t,’" tight end Jason Witten said.
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That's the kind of quote that hopefully breaks through the typical fan's perception of him.
People don’t realize what a suckhole the QB position of the Cowboys was for about 10 years.
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by Mike the Grate on Sep 18, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
This is what I was saying all last week.
People want to bench the guy after one interception in week 1 of the season. It’s insane.
Today, I saw Brees, Rodgers, Ryan, Big Ben, Vick and even The Great Cam Newton make some boneheaded decisions with the ball.
It’s not just Romo, folks.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
perception does not equal reality
but in the eyes of the media, ESPN, Fox guys, CBS guys…seriously; those guys need to just STFU. Stats clearly show, he can come from behind, he can lead 4th Q wins, close and late…and is QBR is at its highest in the 4th. It’s crazy how one bobbled snap has done this…that wasn’t even a QB play!!
10 wins when tied or trailing in 4th quarter now.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm currently having this exact same argument on Facebook.
Someone said Romo wasn’t “clutch” and so I stated all those facts and then he changed his argument to “well he sucks in the postseason.”
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
or rather "What'shis postseason record?"
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I hate that stat more than anything else on this planet.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Especially since it was against the Giants (I’m pretty sure, possibly Seattle) that Crayton dropped a sure first down that would’ve basically put the game away… and somebody else dropped a sure TD too.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
People forget the dropped pass by Romo in the Giants game...
What about the fumbled reception by Terry Glen that turned into a safety, then the Seahawks marched right down and scored after the punt?
No one remembers that crap.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Romo played quite well in both those games.
Oh, also the fact that he is the only starting QB I’ve ever heard of to hold for his kicker. That might have something to do with it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Yeah i know and I said it has to do more with the team rather then Romo
and he said Dallas has had tons of talent on all of his teams.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Romo is a good quarterback.
He is a little bit gunslinger-ish, and as such can be kind of maddening to watch sometimes (but electric at other times). He needs to protect the ball better, but that’s the only real deficiency I see. I’d put him in the top ten in the league, and I’m not even a Cowboy fan.
A whole lot of teams would be happy to have Tony Romo as their quarterback.
I realize.
I realize.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't care what anyone says
That throw to Miles was as good a throw as I’ve seen in a long time.
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The one in the corner where Miles made this dive?
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Exactly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That was a money throw, a clutch throw and fucking perfect catch and effort.
Reminded me of the Aikman → Irvin touchdown pass in the corner where Irvin plants, spins and dives to the endzone.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
speaking of which
the first t hing that popped into my mind from the OT throw, was that PAP from Aikman to Rocket against the Redskins in OT…i wonder if it was the exact same play call
That was a flea flicker, if I am not mistaken.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
When was the flea flicker?
Was there a flea flicker? Am I crazy?
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that Chan Gailey coaching?
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Same thing came to my head though...exactly.
Apparently Jesse Holley isn’t as fast as Rocket.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
So what plays from today's game should I watch?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I had to go to a bar to see the Cowboys game
So I couldn’t multitask
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I no gay, you gay
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't have the right attitude for winning.
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I need to watch "Too Big to Fail."
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it's perhaps DENISE MILANI's greatest performance to date
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by Schoolly_D on Sep 18, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
A celebration of her greatest bras.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I've seen it
Not that good.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
TOM BOSLEY DIED???
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
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Andy Whitfield made me really sad.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Terrible, terrible story.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The dad from happy days and that gnome cartoon?
When did this happen?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 9:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
YES: the Rangers fired him. NO: he didn't off himself !!!
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Who are these guys singing on the Emmys?
They’re not bad.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I give up, switching over to the Emmys
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
The Canadian Tenors, apparently.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm probably going to make heads explode with this one
But I do not find Zooey Deschanel that attractive.*
*Not sure if that’s how you spell her name.
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agreed.
I don’t get the craze. Her sister is actually better.
by behindthebag on Sep 18, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the most insane thing.
You’re like the second person who’s said that. How is that possible?
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She's normal-person hot
but she’s not really celebrity hot.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I sorta like normal-person hot more.
I have this weird thing where yeah…super hot models are hot. But they don’t feel real to me.
I love “girl next door” hotness much more.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I like hotness much more.
Hotness is better than non-hotness.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's true.
Hot chicks are SOO much hotter than non-hot chicks.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Like I said...I'm weird.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
And
she can sing. Like, really sing, which elevates hotness automatically.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Sep 18, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Love Ashley Williams
She has girl next door hotness
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yep
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
She's normal person cute-ish,
which is usually turned into “hot” by nerdy dudes, but it’s not the same thing!
My point:
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
To me, though, it's not just about looks with her.
So yeah…she’s omg hot to me.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Not attractive.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
All of you people are crazy.
And my gf sorta looks like her (but brunnette)..so screw all of ya!
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I think she is hot
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 9:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'ma tell your fiancé *AND* your fiancée
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Why would you tell pk again
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
met her, she's real, not "from Canada"
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I'll take three of those please
Loves me some Felecia Day
fucking an animal
quick someone post rapedog
by MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT
Does absolutely nothing for me.
although to be fair, I’m not big on the really, really skinny women.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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I like tiny, short, skinny women.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Ish?
C’mon, she’s definitely attractive. Just not especially so for a celebrity.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Rather... bi-curious?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Relevant!
Lisa: Alright, look I did not ask for the stupid award.
Beth: If I were you I’d be upset too. I mean you? Cute? Come on.
Lisa: I am not entirely uncute. I… I… Why are you being nasty about this?
Beth: I’m not being nasty. You’re pretty. You’re very pretty in fact. But cute, I don’t think so.
Lisa: Well I wasn’t aware there was a difference.
Beth: Well of course there is a difference. Pretty means pretty. Cute means pretty but short and/or hyperactive – like me.
Lisa: Uh huh. What is beautiful?
Beth: Beautiful means pretty and tall.
Lisa: Gorgeous?
Beth: Pretty with great hair.
Lisa: Striking?
Beth: Pretty with a big nose.
Lisa: OK, you’re making this up.
Beth: That’s ridiculous, why would I make it up?
Lisa: Voluptuous?
Beth: Pretty and fat.
Lisa: Sexy?
Beth: Pretty and easy.
Lisa: Exotic?
Beth: Ugly
Photo shoot episode?
Beth had a nice body
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 9:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think she's meh.
And it has nothing to do with how she looks. Both her and Ellen Page have this “ultra witty” character set that I find a little TOO witty.
It feels like someone else’s words coming out of their mouths… which is a statement to what I think of them as actresses.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Whoah, whoah, whoah.
Let’s not start putting Ellen Page in the same group here.
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Too late, she's in the conversation.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I'd probably agree with this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I think both Zooey and Ellen Page are good looking.
Page probably a little cuter. And midget is a plus.
Except for the whole bit where every time I see them in a role I think, “You suck.”
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
You are wrong.
You would have been right if you stopped that sentence at “Inception.”
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Keep fighting the good fight
You are in the right
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by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
Zooey D. >>>>>>> Juno
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
A lot of the hotness is in her somewhat girl-next-door looks
Combined with the super quirky/cute characters she tends to play (whether or not this bleeds into her personality or not, I don’t know)
As a point... when Felicia Day plays a quirky character I buy it.
I don’t buy it with Zooey.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Really? I absolutely do buy quirky from Zooey
It comes through in her music, as well.
Felicia Day gets nerd points though, which is entirely different
Nerd points are like whore points.
You really have to be believable to get full value.
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(Yeah, I'm one of those guys who has both She & Him albums)
Bought the first because I was curious. Bought the second because the first was actually good
I pretended I did for a long time, but you're right.
If nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
Love love love Guy Pierce.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I like him a lot more after this acceptance speech.
I was actually thinking “Man I hate Guy Pearce” before he went up there.
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I have a thing about hating people when I hate the characters I most associate with them, though.
And that motherfucker is Fernand Mondego to me.
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That movie is so great.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I haven't seen that movie.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I KNEW IT
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
You knew what?
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That you don't like him because of that movie
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Same reason (different movie) why I had a hard time liking Joaquin Phoenix.
And I’ll never like Opum.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah
Plus, I feel like they let some of those characters bleed over in interviews around the release of those movies
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
for the longest time
i thought it was val kilmer that played the lead role in la confidential, only to later find out it was guy pearce
by studcrackers on Sep 19, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Hugh Laurie = the shit.
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My dad was shocked to find out he was British
I don’t understand how. His accent fights to come out everytime he speaks
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 9:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It was my dad. Not me
I have seen some tv show at entertainmart with him and some other dude. Looked like a comedy
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 9:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
then maybe you'll like his new 'New Orleans blues' album
yes, he sings and plays piano, and puts out CDs
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
So, a british Harry Connick, Jr?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 9:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Much, much better actor and comedian.
Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith
by Darth Snark on Sep 18, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Better musician?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I would assume no...
But I don’t know Laurie’s musical work well enough. But Harry Connick Jr is a pretty amazing musician.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
always snob-snubbed him
an inflammatory anti-“rap” quote was attributed to him in the early ‘90s, something like "That’s not music, that’s just people talking …"
which took him down quite a few pegs in my eyes
then a couple of days after Katrina he pulled together that tv special, and he’s been golden in my eyes ever since
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Wasn't he some kind of prodigy?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes...
He started performing with the New Orleans Symphony when he was 9.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
He really is.
There was a great profile of him in the NYT, as well — apparently he’s not that far from the House character in some personality respects… also, he just cut a blues album.
Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith
by Darth Snark on Sep 18, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Kate Winslet
Don’t tell me you wouldn’t.
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I wouldn't
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I'm talking to you, too, moe.
I’m talking to you, too.
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Does Max know about this?
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 18, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
What kind of porn are we talking about, here?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I wouldn't.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
totes shibby, amirite? . . . heh
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
You see The Reader?
Nudity + Holocaust = Oscar.
Also, her part in Extras was brilliant. Love a dirty talking celeb.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's more like
Anything except superheros + Holocaust = Oscar.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You get my email to you?
No hurry on it, just wanted to see if you got it. I don’t even know if my question made sense.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I did get it, but I don't have a good way to respond when I'm not at work or with one of my work computers.
And I left the laptop I normally bring home at work on Friday.
I’ll get you an answer first thing in the morning.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Awesome.
Like I said, no rush on this. Just something that caught my eye.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I can think of a huge list of people over her.
Including Zooey Deschanel.
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I never said I wouldn't Zooey Deschanel.
I never said that at all.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes, she's skinny and not ugly by any means, so of course,
but she would not be at the top of my list.
And she probably knows stuff.
Not because she’s experienced, but because she’s probably on the internet quite a bit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's good.
Then if she was like “that was underwhelming” I could say “SSS!” and she’d be like “oh, right, good point, let’s be scientific about this.”
How many "at-bats" do you need to judge true talent?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh
About 35,000.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes, the ellipsis conveyed the hesitation perfectly.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'd rather Nathan Fillion than Winslet.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I wouldn't kick Nathan Fillion out of bed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
My wife agreed
that she looked really hot, and looked like she was about to pop out of that dress, which we treated as a bonus.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Maclin got knocked loopy
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's okay to root for Verlander to get his 25th win, right?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Of course.
He’s awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Vick out
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rangers now are #3 in run differential (150)
They surpassed the Red Sox (146), but still trail the Yankees (203) and the Phillies (186)
What happened to Vick?
I was doing dishes.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
He was being taken down
and his face was smashed against his own lineman.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Smacked his head on his linemane's shoulder while being taken down after throwing the ball.
Looked like a pretty solid hit.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
x
mattmosley Matt Mosley
Romo probably has two broken ribs. CT scan will tell us more tomorrow.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Four weeks...
Can’t believe he came back out there.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Broken...
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
glad the bye week is early this year
we should beat Washington. And, i do not want Romo to play against Suh.
No kidding...
And I don’t think its a given that Kitna starts, either.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 10:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
McGee....
Kitna had about 3 snaps in the preseason and aside from the TD to Miles, did not look good at all.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 10:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
if they are broken...
I have no idea how he went back into the game.
And its going to take a while to recover from that.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 10:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Direct shots for the pain
to make it even possible and a tight wrap. And a lot of David Murphy
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I saw Murphy praying for him on the Rangers telecast.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
True David Murphy was a pretty good movie
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You meant Kyle Chandler.
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Clear eyes
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone tweeted earlier than Memphis should fire their HC and just hire Kyle Chandler
That his experience on FNL means he’s probably more knowledgeable about football than the guy they have.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Except there will never be a movie about Will Muschamp.
Because nobody gives a fuck about Will Muschamp.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
he's going to hurt so bad tomorrow
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Don't worry, Mrs. Ryan (who I assume is hot)
You can still have children if you want them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Isn't it always tremendously disappointing when a rich athlete doesn't have a hot wife?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I refuse to acknowledge the possibility.
Though Lebron’s wife was not at all hot, IIRC.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Lebron was just desperate for a ring.
by Closure GT on Sep 18, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Miraculous that they have children*
Because he always quits right before he gets to the climax.
*I’m not positive they have children or are even still together, but I needed it for the joke.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
he has a couple kids
idk if they’re married
by studcrackers on Sep 19, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
This made me think of this.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
by Schultzy on Sep 18, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's okay to not have a smokin' hot wife.
Smokin’ hot wife is probably just going to end in divorce anyway.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Not true
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not even married.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's not a real claim...
I’m making a joke.
Marry or don’t marry whoever you want. Different people value different things.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Ok.
It is a claim I have heard from other people in apparent seriousness. I don’t buy it. Sure there are hot insane crazy women out there, but there are also a ton of not-so-hot crazy ones.
Well...
If a girl knows she’s hot… and uses it as a tool… that’s not something I’ve ever been interested in.
I think those girls form the basis of people saying that.
However I realize that different people value different things out of a relationship. And if having arm candy is a very big deal to someone than it’s a very big deal… and something that may be a deal breaker.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
See, I don't see a problem with the first scenario.
I’ve used things I was born with in order to try to be successful in various endeavors, and I don’t know why extreme physical attractiveness shouldn’t be used for those who have it.
In my experience...
It makes them very manipulative and closed off emotionally…
But again… I’m speaking from my perspective.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
There are a lot of women who fall back on their attractiveness
There is definitely truth to that.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
But is the percentage of hot women who fall back on being hot to treat a guy badly,
really any higher than the percentage of not-so-hot women who fall back on having a vagina to treat a guy badly?
Where’s GB or JBI to tell me if I could get a grant to study this…
The simple answer that none of you guys have mentioned yet
You just cannot put that pussy on a pedestal.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Unless she's really short.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless it's a dude.
/Closure GT
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I dated some short girls in high school
5’3 or so. It looked really, really weird.
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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I dated a chick in high school that was probably an inch taller than I am.
Volleyball player.
I did not EVEN give a fuck about the height difference.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I dated a girl who was 5'9" once.
About 3 inches taller than me… more so with heels.
I wasn’t really a fan. It wasn’t a deal breaker… but it was kinda weird to me.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Volleyball players are generally very hot.
I’ve had the fortune of seeing ours quite often… wow.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
my cousin
married his high school sweetheart and he’s about 5’3 and she’s about 5’10
by studcrackers on Sep 19, 2011 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
There are probably very few women
my height or taller that are hot. If I met one, and was single, of course, I would have to try to climb that mountain, just for the novelty of it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
My gf is 4'8...I've got over the weirdness aspect
by dolphinpuncher on Sep 19, 2011 12:56 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's hot.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Even if GT didn't teach you about trends in hot women
Shouldn’t it have taught you about sample sizes and the dangers of extrapolating anecdotal evidence?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly
This is more relevant:
http://legendarilyawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Hypotenuse-Chart.jpg
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The ladder theory.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
This reminds me of the Facebook status from a girl I know that I posted in the OT thread.
so apparently being pretty comes with its awkward downsides. Guess I have to get used to that now.
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Link me!
I’m curious
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Is she even pretty?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
This is why I'm curious
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, and she lost weight to get that way.
But she’s not, like, stunning, or anything.
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Oh so she's noticing differences between how people treated her when she was fat and now.
That makes perfect sense then. But still probably not something you should post publicly on FB.
I wouldn't call her fat.
Just losing a few extra pounds took her from “okay” to better than okay.
She’s still the girl, though, whose coworkers refused to sign a piece of memorabilia she got because they just wanted her “to leave.”
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Eesh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I’m not going to defend that. It’s super douchey, but, she, uh. . . also kind of asked for it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
She sounds like a real winner.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
She got a little toy thingy (best I can describe it) for all her coworkers to sign.
So she could remember them by. Kind of like a year book.
They all refused because they hated her, with a couple telling her “we don’t want to, we just want you to leave.”
She can be obnoxiously annoying.
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This is what she wanted them to sign, btw.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Vinylmation
A big, blank one.
If you don’t understand it from that article, don’t worry; I don’t, either, and I see them every day.
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Dang.
That’s kind of a cute idea, so she must be pretty annoying. I’ve worked with people like that, although I’m not sure I would be able to just flat refuse to sign the thing.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I would also caution it's not a one-way street.
My roommate also worked there (at a different time), and there are a lot of douchey people there.
There are also some good people, but it just seems to be a haven for douches.
Also, so did River Fenix, but long before that. I don’t know if it was Douche Central then.
There’s no way I would refuse to sign it. I’ve never worked with someone I’ve hated enough to not just take a pen and autograph a toy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The problem is when it becomes a sorta self-fulfilling prophecy.
i.e. A hot girl uses her hot/vapid ways to get what she wants, and next thing you know, she truly is vapid.
But there’s plenty of hot girls that are real.
Que sera, sera.
Bees don't have enormous penises
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I think most people are happiest (long-term) marrying within a decile or so of themselves
Too far either way & someone will eventually get jealous of glances/attention. This obviously does not apply to everyone, but just my observations.
I think this is actually built in to most people’s choice of people to hit on in bars, etc. I think most guys subconsciously think of “cute” as “the most attractive girl I think I’ve got a shot with” whereas “hot” is irrespective of relationship chances.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
My anthropology professer spent a whole week telling us this much.
I think Ohpeedoh overestimated where she fit on his scale.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Hotness goes away
So either buy high and plan to sell low, or buy what will depreciate more slowly over time (personality/intelligence)
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So no marriage for you?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but you've got to make sure get that pre-nup if you're just renting
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Just look for the tell-tale dinopenis
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
And if she wrestles bears
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think there is another point to be taken here that certain types of attractiveness,
which may or may not be “hottness” are more likely or less likely to last. This is not just limited to personality or intelligence but would also include taking care of ones self, having an appropriate sense of personal style, etc. Of course, you could subsume those under personality and intelligence, but they have a direct bearing on future good looks.
Jimmy Soul
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Lookin' at you, Salty
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Is she not attractive?
Never seen her
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think this is her.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
x
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Why is Polamalu wearing a dress?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Can she play safety?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Face...
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In his defense
Tons of hot tail probably just went past a diving Michael Young.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 18, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He won't lose any sleep over it
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't remember Cliff Lee's wife being all that attractive, either.
by AsDevilsRun on Sep 18, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
She is gnomish looking
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey, it's Nymphadora
She is showing things not seen in those movies
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Footage from the cancelled Avengers game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHUFrWKuC28
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Oh and the guy on my floor also told me that Mariano Rivera would be nothing if he didn't have cluthness.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
"Cluthness" = DAT CUTTER.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's what I told him.
But I know nothing about baseball guys, since I’ve never played! Or sports for that matter!
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
but TENNIS is a cool hobby anyways
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
And I played other sports quite well.
And tennis may be the most mental sport around.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Chess.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
[I know it's not a sport]
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Maybe not...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll just stick to
good ol’ fashion human chess.
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
Wizards chess
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 11:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
A friend of mine and I convinced his mom to take us to Aliens. I'd been squirming in my seat the entire time,
but this is when i screamed. Probably my favorite movie scare.
Also, I laughed out loud at this gif.
/cs,b
Tennis has been described as chess at 100 mph
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 18, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Football is like violent chess (from the POV of the coaches, anyway)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why in NCAA I usually recruit D harder then offense.
Especially corners. You can never have too many good corners.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd believe it
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
By someone who has never seen people play tennis, apparently.
Or chess.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Curling.
Mad mental, bro.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
NASCAR
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
WHAT DO I DO NOW???
Turn left!
Oh, ok.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Golf
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
GO FALCONS!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
wooo!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So what happened in the bottom of the second or third that got under Beltre's skin?
I was watching with my grandfather, who mutes the sound, and the FSSW kept cutting back to him looking pissed off and looking in Elvis’s direction.
Elvis tried to call him off a ball.
But I wouldn’t read to much into it… Beltre is just really animated. I doubt he was actually pissed.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
It looked like he was just messing with Elvis a little bit afterwards.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
No. 6
Ingrata – Café Tacvba (Mandatory Mexican band)
“This is what Mexican Alternative punk sounded in the 90s”
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
Just turned on the Philly game...
What happened to Vick and VY??
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 10:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Well VY still sucks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Vick just got hurt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Vick smacked his face on a lineman, VY sucks (I'm assuming)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn...Romo laughs in his face.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 10:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nevermind, Al explained it for me.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 10:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
VY has had hammy issues since the preseason I think.
Vick got blowed the fuck up. Was spitting up blood it looked like
Sorry Eagles...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
How the fuck do you drop that Maclin?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Fail
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
First place Washington Redskins.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well done Falcons.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
He's not coming backl
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
This seems to be happening a lot lately
I just don’t understand the need to announce why the person is leaving
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 10:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
THAT'S IT.
People announcing why they are leaving is why I don’t come here so much anymore. It has become a destination for certain types which I am not. Love the Rangers, not this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 18, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well done.
I was considering making a joke along these lines, but yours is much better.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S IT
People who post more frequently than me leaving is going to force me to leave. I can’t be the posting leader!
I'll take #ProblemsIDoNotHave for $500, Closure.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Just lay back...
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 18, 2011 11:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He was so annoying
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I'm kinda surprised nobody made the "IS THAT TONY ROMO'S MUSIC???" joke today.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It does seem like a missed opportunity.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
#6org
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
by Pith on Sep 18, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Conflicted...
Want to rec #6 org joke… do not want to rec Mariners logo…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright, you talked me into it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Emmys / Rangers clarification :: TOM BOSLEY, dead; THAD BOSLEY, fired
Too soon? Fuck you!
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
LSB has been giving me so much trouble this weekend in browsers.
SBNation has entirely too many embedded ad things loading on these pages.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I have adblockplus, I have ghostery, I have everything.
I can’t even come to LSB in Opera on my laptop anymore. I have to use Firefox.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
When Opera "upgraded" it's Java engine to some supposedly superfast thing awhile back, that was pretty much it for Opera and SBN threads.
Can’t handle ’em.
That’s how I fell back in love with Firefox.
Oh, sweet Firefox.
If nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
...says the man who will soon be rolling in $BAYLOR due to SBN
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
THOSE ADS PAY FOR YOUR PATERNITY SUITS:
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Oh you have no idea, bro.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
BTW, if I can somehow get a fraction of the traffic LSB gets, I think we'll be doing pretty damn well over there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ive started to notice this as well.
Once it loads, everything is fine. But there’s a moment where it will freeze for just a sec.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 18, 2011 11:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow, magic number at 6 and no one has mentioned these gals
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"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Sep 18, 2011 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I would probably have sexual intercourse with the majority of those girls.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Even the one on the bottom left?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
majority =/= all
I’m not Loblaw, after all.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
majority ≠ all
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Sep 18, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you seen the caliber of girl that really drunk guys often pursue?
This is also why I don’t get drunk.
Well at least you're honest about it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
There's far more than six of them
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
They are the "Six Shooters."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This is what happens when I only get to go to 2 games a year.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
they're the six shooters
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Sep 18, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop putting my damn ex on here
lol. It’s weird.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Which one?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Bottom left
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
This I won't divulge.
But it’s not the bottom left. Jesus.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that's no fun
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
My guess is second row, far right.
She looks short.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously?
You think I’d date her?
I’m insulted.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just picked out the shortest-looking one
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
*shudder*
I’m not super short
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Is she really that bad?
Aside from the shortness.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Second row? Far right?!
I’ll leave this up to the panel.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I am extrapolating a little bit
but I think she looks better than a good percentage of the other girls…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Second row, far right is repulsive to me.
The only ones I would date (with 1 being bottom row, 3 top, and A being far left):
1B, 1E, 1F, 2A, 2D, 3A, 3B, 3E, 3F
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to think he finds her repulsive on not just looks.
Otherwise, benji’s like a bizarro Loblaw
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
How so? lol
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Insanely picky instead of insanely loose
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
This is true.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Repulsive? Really?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You're talking 2H?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Repulsive to me
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Do not get.
I can understand why you would pick other girls over her, but repulsive seems… harsh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't really place it.
I’m not trying to be mean, it’s just my natural, subjective reaction to her. Whatever the reason might be.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
She's probably just happy in her relationship
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Could be :P
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Second over on bottom left?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I think I am right
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
See my list
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Do I get a prize?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
She's on the list
No prize for that
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
She looks like her trust fund is miniscule!
I need a woman with a dowry.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 18, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's legit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Don't give in.
Marry for athletic skill.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
You marry for basketball, I'll marry for soccer.
Alex Morgan.
Speaking of women’s soccer, I found this hilarious.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll marry a soccer or tennis girl.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I married a soccer girl.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Some.
Not really a height requirement
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
It seemed like our entire women's tennis team was Eastern European when I was at Baylor.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We have a lot of South Americans
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Most of our women's teams are fairly attractive.
Basketball being the biggest exception I’ve noticed. My advice is to go for a volleyball girl… you can still get your height but they’re much more attractive.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, they can.
How else are they supposed to spike… (you’d want an outside hitter)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
How many girls can dunk?
Like 3? Good luck finding one of them…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I met the half-sister of one who used to be able to this week.
But she’s like 30 and married now. :(
I forgot volleyball.
Good catch.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
There is one girl who is as tall as me and has a stache.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
go for it
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Sep 18, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Bottom row, far right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
She's on the list of possibilities.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
my guess is second on the right
bottom row
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Sep 18, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Second from right or from left?
both are on the list haha
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually the one right next to bottom left looks good
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
She’s not that like in person lol
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Never met her.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Top row, third from the right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
She's on the list of possibilities.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This was my second guess
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
No need to be ashamed.
Loblaw supports your choice of women.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 18, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Still need to find the best day to swing a date with one of these lovely ladies.
by macromorgan on Sep 18, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
How do you mean?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Facebook friends, obvs.
/Benji
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Steal from their boyfriends
/benji
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Brocode? What's that?
/Benji
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
My theory
Most men suck. Seriously, there are some good males on this board, but most men really do treat women terribly. My thought is that ~95% of men suck. I would date more than 5% of the population of women, therefore there are women who date men who suck. So… barring any sort of “he’s my friend” hindrance, I’ve found that the only women to respond to my advances are those who are unhappy, and I have no sense of obligation to a guy who is mistreating a woman, relationship or not.
If they wanna respond, they can – I don’t force ’em. :P
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This theory, it is terrible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I've found that all the most successful relationships
begin with infidelity
Stoops is my daddy. OU 23 - FSU 13
by Jobu. on Sep 18, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eh, I don't have the girl cheat.
I merely entice. I won’t do anything with a taken woman. Nor would I want her to.
But if I give her reason to realize she’s in a shitty situation… so be it.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So you go around to bars
and try to convince women to get out of their relationship, then walk away into the sunset alone—job done?
Stoops is my daddy. OU 23 - FSU 13
"Let us retire, Benson."
“My work here is done.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 18, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Nah
Don’t pick up women in bars.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Just facebook.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Sometimes, sure.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, man. I just set the fire.
Not my fault the house burned down.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm serious, though, Aqua.
How many times does a “taken” attractive woman get hit on? Daily.
It is up to her to respond. Someone who is happy in their relationship couldn’t be swooned by me or almost anyone else because they have no reason to be.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Happiness isn't a steady state or a zero-sum game.
You’re not 100% happy or 100% unhappy at any given point. It’s entirely possible that the act of hitting on her made her feel less happy in her current relationship than she actually was, then she does something she regrets. Actually, that’s not only possible, but it happens all the time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Right
Some people are more susceptible to the “grass in greener” concept, and you can catch them in the middle of a rare bad time in the relationship.
Stoops is my daddy. OU 23 - FSU 13
This is very true.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
You guys have really valid arguments
And I can’t argue that my mindset really falls within “moral” boundaries, but things are not clear black and white, and there are many times that I choose to be realistic in the pursuit as opposed to hard-line moral.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
There are cases where a woman might be happy in her relationship
but the relationship isn’t far enough along that she wouldn’t leave for a seemingly “better” situation.
Or, is she just unhappy?
Stoops is my daddy. OU 23 - FSU 13
I just place the responsibility on the person in the relationship
Always have. Regardless of its tenure or status.
Selfish? Me-first? Absolutely. But I deal with me, not with the other guys.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it says something that you recognize an action as both "selfish" and "me-first"
Yet you continue to justify it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm justifying my line of thought, not it's morality.
It won’t change how I act, though.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It really should.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We are two very different people, Aqua.
Not that this is news. :-D
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What you're talking about is willful disregard of your own morality, though.
Intentional immorality, to say it another way.
If you just said “yeah, I don’t think it’s wrong” then maybe we just have a disagreement about morality. That certainly happens, I don’t own a monopoly on right or wrong. But admitting that it is selfish and probably wrong, and then continuing to do it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't think selfish and probably wrong are synonymous.
And the quotes around “moral” in one of benji’s above posts makes me think he agrees.
I used "moral" because
I don’t think there are defined rules for morality here, or ones that I generally accept. Aqua’s views of what is moral differ from mine.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So you wouldn't/didn't agree that it's "probably wrong," right?
I don’t think I would either. The only thing that seems really terrible to break up is the sort of relationship that would last decades, but in that case I find it hard to believe one dude flirting with her is going to cause a rift that otherwise never would’ve occurred. Otherwise it’s just “short term thing is short termy.”
I agree with this.
And the suggestions around here are that I NEVER pursue any girl who is attached just because there is a slight chance my ripple could be this obscure life-altering thing that ruins a romance only found in “The Notebook.”
That’s naive to me.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy strawman, Batman (heh)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
You don't think Aqua's position is that
I never flirt with a woman who is in a relationship?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I can tell you that it is not.
I’m not faulting you for flirting with taken women. I’m faulting you for flirting with them and relying on their response to tell you whether they are happy in their current relationship and whether you should continue the pursuit. It’s dodging responsibility and it’s selfish.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well, let me ask you this...
…if I know a woman to whom I’m attracted, drawn to, falling for, adore and want to legitimately date and pursue… and she’s taken and responding to me.
What should my next step be? Evaluate their relationship through observation? What?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Not... pursue her?
I think I just have a fundamental disconnect with this question. I don’t understand how being spoken for doesn’t end the immediate pursuit. Now, if you want to keep in touch in case something happens…
Of course, the girl I dated for ~4 years broke up with her boyfriend to date me, so I maybe don’t always follow this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
See...
This debunks your whole “strawman” fallacy argument. This is the suggestion. I deny that.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
There might also be some difference in our meanings of flirting/pursuing. I’m certainly not saying you can’t flirt, be friends with her, etc. But overtly trying to make advances and ‘win her away’ essentially, I have a problem with
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I do cross your line, certainly.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I drink your milkshake.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm terrified as to what you mean by this
Hopefully not in the Kelis sort of way.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I never saw TWBB :(
I assume that’s what those (edited) clips are from?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The responsibility for the actions of the party in a relationship belongs to the party in the relationship.
If I was in a relationship but not married, and Kate Upton flirted with me, and I expressed interest, it would be my own responFUCKING AWESOME.
Granted and agreed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
What if you were married?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't speak for Benji, but personally I consider married to be off-limits.
There’s an extra commitment there. So for me the “me being unmarried” part is necessary for the analogy to hold.
Howevah, ultimately it would still be my responsibility if I cheated.
I’m betting Aqua, for instance, wouldn’t leave his wife for Upton.
I won't open the discussion on my thoughts on this.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
(On a more selfish reason I'd stay away from married women:
divorce can get super messy and I don’t even want to be involved in that at all.)
I'd kind of think
physically abusive men and drug dealers could get messy, too.
by AsDevilsRun on Sep 19, 2011 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
It probably says something about me (something I’m not sure I like) that I’d dislike all the legal entanglements but am rather unworried (overconfident?) for my physical well-being.
I've dated a still married but separated woman before
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Now we're into gray area land,
and honestly if she was awesome I’m not sure I wouldn’t do that myself… but there’d have to be progress on the making-it-official front…
Yeah. I had the same mindset.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Have them call me.
/AJM
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I agree, I was half joking and half curious.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions
In a perfect world, sure everyone is responsible immediately and completely for their own actions.
So a girl would never flirt back and open herself up if she were not truly unhappy.
I wish I could tell you that’s the way the real world operates, Closure. I wish I could tell you that.
But dating is no fairy-tale world.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Dating Kate Upton would be a fairy-tale world, though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Obvs.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
"Dating is no fairy-tale world"
And that’s kind of the basis for my rationale… we just approach it differently.
Given an unfair and inequitable environment, I’m going to take first.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's the crux of the disagreement, I think.
Your views on dating are benji-centric. Mine (and I’m assuming Aqua’s) are not. (benji being the generic “you” in this case)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
That's fair.
I just don’t see why it’s my responsibility to protect someone that I’ve just met or her significant other that I don’t know over myself.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't do a very good job with this joke, apparently.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
DO NOT TAKE A NOT, JBROWN!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
*NOTE
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
No, it isn't,
but I can’t recognize those things with 100% certainty. If she’s ok with what she’s doing, and thinks it’s the right decision to move on, and isn’t asking me to do anything I’m not ok with (e.g., I wouldn’t knowingly—yes, here we get into fun tricky areas—go out with someone behind the back of another guy she had already been dating), then I don’t feel I have the right to tell her what to do.
And to be fair
I will take a girl to dinner and flirt with her while she’s taken, but won’t progress beyond that or even go out again unless they break up. I’ve never actively been the participant in someone that is “cheating”, depending on your definition, beyond going to dinner and flirting. No kissing, nothing sexual, no promises or whispers of sweet nothings.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well there should be nothing sexual until marriage anyway.
;)
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Oh.
;(
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Shun the non-believer!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Benji is not Christian
gasp :-D
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Another case
of intentional immorality!
by AsDevilsRun on Sep 19, 2011 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Here's my revised take:
The most important question that needs answering in most relationships is “is this something that could work for the long haul?” I don’t believe you can know that answer to that question until you’ve faced some tests. Therefore, other parties should be applauded for providing tests!
I don't know if I'd say applauded...
but I’ve broken up maybe four relationships. Three were physically or verbally abusing the woman and the other was selling drugs and threatened her if she went anywhere.
So there’s that.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This explains some things
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
And I've certainly been enamored with many a taken woman
who has flirted back but rejected any sort of notion of entertaining me in a relationship because they were happy.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't mean that in a bad way
I think it really does explain why you think pursuing taken women and breaking up “bad” couples is a good thing.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I know you didn't mean it in a bad way :)
I just have learned from my own experiences that women who are happy just don’t respond to flirtation, because they’re simply not interested.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking of more normal relationships
than those.
by AsDevilsRun on Sep 19, 2011 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
You'd be surprised how common
attractive, amazing girls get taken advantage of or mistreated.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
I’m not sure why “Is this something that could work for the long haul?” automatically a question that needs to be answered? Eventually, yes, but why does that need to be settled right away?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree with this...
It’s not about the long-haul stability as much as the present value that the current boyfriend places on his girlfriend. If I think it’s insufficient, I have no moral reservations.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't have to be settled right away.
(There was also large amounts of spin in that post. I don’t think I adequately indicated the not-entirely-serious nature.)
So it's not morally wrong
to break up a decent relationship period? Who knows if it’s going to last for decades… I think it’s pretty easy to say “oh, obviously it wasn’t meant to last” when I don’t think that’s inherently true.
(I’m not really firmly on either side)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Not to insult Benji, but you're crediting him with WAYYYYYYY too much power when you phrase it like that.
(Who do you think he is, AJM?)
No insult at all.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I lean towards the side that a strong and "good" relationship
wouldn’t be able to be broken up by myself.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a fun mental image, though.
“You’re cute.”
“You’re cute too.”
“Are you seeing anyone?”
“Yes.”
“Not anymore!”
All he has to do is show her his giraffe.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I think it can be wrong in certain scenarios
The shitty one where I cause a wedge in a seemingly good relationship with a trough, and I feel shitty about it.
But I honestly feel the odds of that happening are low. I really do. Even in down times, the mass majority of good women in happy relationships will not respond to advances.
So I run a 10% chance of doing something shitty, a 60% chance of having no result, and a 30% chance of doing something that I find morally acceptable (interfering in a relationship with a shitty guy who doesn’t deserve the girl).
I just don’t restrict my actions to things that have a 100% chance that something shitty couldn’t happen.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And yes these are arbitrary and driven from past experiences
But it’s all I have to go by.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Even when he acknowledges
that the actions may be making two other people’s lives worse off
Stoops is my daddy. OU 23 - FSU 13
I never acknowledged that.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not possible
that you could break up a great relationship at a rare bad time, leaving both to be less happy thereafter
Stoops is my daddy. OU 23 - FSU 13
Certainly possible
But lots of things could happen from that action. Maybe it ends up being the best thing ever to happen to her. I’m not going to not pursue someone because she’s seemingly unhappy, willing to respond to my advances, and there’s an off chance that it might be some obscure situation where she’s insanely happy in a great relationship.
I mean, the basic breakdown is this, Jobu. I can assume a lot of things when pursuing women, but if I try to protect every single person that could be possibly involved in any possible scenario, then I’d be cutting out a huge portion of women whom could be amazing for someone I don’t know.
I’m not that kind.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That's overthinking things.
Maybe being less happy in the short term leads to being even more happy in the long term after she meets and falls in love with Elvis at a Rangers game Benji takes her to, and his flirting with her makes her realize she was less happy with Benji than with previous boy, and lives happily ever after with Elvis.
And good for her :P
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Nowhere do I think that my pursuit of the woman will result in her life being worse
I’m just being honest – I’m not the only person who thinks this way. I don’t mind speaking it, though.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well there's no need for you to like it, certainly.
But it is one theory. =)
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds...
trashy.
To exploit someone’s current unhappiness in order to start a relationship? Or maybe I misread it.
by AsDevilsRun on Sep 18, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean, you can call it trashy I guess?
World isn’t black and white, and I’m not going to respect the boundaries of some male that I don’t know that could be treating her like an asshole.
Why is it my responsibility to assume he treats her well as opposed to hers to just not respond?
Plenty of taken, great, amazing women in bad relationships. And despite what people say, getting out of a bad relationship isn’t always easy for someone.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And if you try to do it yourself you get blood everywhere if you don't know what you're doing.
And the internet is no help at all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Great movie
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
(Man I wish I had that one reddit thread bookmarked right about now.)
(The one about disposing of dead bodies)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
You say the world isn't black and white
and follow up by saying that any woman who can be seduced is being mistreated by their husband.
Stoops is my daddy. OU 23 - FSU 13
Fine,
it’s just this part that seems exploitative to me:
I’ve found that the only women to respond to my advances are those who are unhappy.
by AsDevilsRun on Sep 19, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Of taken women
Is what I mean. Single women respond, too.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You Stars fans in here are slippin. Seriously. For shame.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
by The Hutch on Sep 18, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
So how was that Chargers game?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Eh, is what it is.
Patriots at home. Y’know.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
Good talk.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Discussion of benji's views on women
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
It reminds me vaguely of the "I don't feel bad for cheating, because if I'm not treating my girl right, I'd expect her to cheat" discussion.
Or whatever that argument was that night.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I vehemently disagree with that
None of the women I’m pursuing am I doing anything where I am harming someone who has an expectation of me to not do so. If in one of the shitty situations where I “wedge” between a girl and her seemingly “happy” relationship (still don’t put much merit to this), I’m not doing so just to get a rise out of it. I have legitimate interest and would treat the girl well. I take a lot of pride in that.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do you think you treat them better than 95% of men?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 12:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Because I do.
I’ll be obnoxiously proud of that. My goal is to treat women well. It has always been.
It’s what drives me to treat them well and one of the things that makes up a large portion of my personality.
If I don’t think I do, then I won’t be able to achieve that level.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Riddle me this
Say you woo a girl who was in a somewhat decent relationship. You date for a couple of weeks then you realize you just are not really into her. Then y’all break up. How do you feel about that?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 12:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've never broken up with a girl
So I don’t really know how I would feel.
I don’t date a girl or even give her the idea that we are exclusive until I’ve got a pretty damn good idea that this is what I want.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You have never broken up with a girl?
Must be nice. It is horrible
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 12:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Getting broken up with isn't so hot either.
I’ve decided not to proceed to full-on dating with girls (and sometimes I think my filter is too strict, but that’s a different discussion), but also never been the one to do the breaking up after being in the dating stage. It blows.
Chro
It’s more along the lines of Closure’s description.
If I get into a relationship, it’s because I’m certain that’s where I want to be. Certainly things could change that change this for me, but I’ve never encountered that situation because I am way too stringent on the requirements to even begin the relationship.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yep.
Also weird when the guy she dates next she gets engaged to after like a year.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Had this happen twice.
Eff. Including the six shooter.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
To be honest, I actually felt better when that happened.
I realized I don’t want to have that attachment right now… it’s the perfect time in my life to go somewhere new and do new things, and it’s nice not having anything making me second-guess.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
True that.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I might like to be dumped for a crazy reason for once,
instead of for things that were real legitimate compatibility that I had been subconsciously ignoring or hoping wouldn’t be deal-breakers. It makes it so hard to get up a good anger level when you’re like “eh, she’s probably right…”
I have dated girls who can't internally deal with the fact that I'm not Christian
and have ignored it. I’ve since learned to change who I go after and to be more picky and cognizant of those issues at the onset.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Because of Christians?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
The concept of me not devoting my life towards Jesus
isn’t such a foreign one in New York.
It is about 10% of my reasons for moving.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I've run into a lot of girls in the Bible belt are who will say "oh, you don't have to believe too" or whatnot,
but it often ends up leading to at least some awkwardness down the line.
I am a Christian but what makes me mad is
how uneducated some are and how they act. I think it really alienates some people and drives people away.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You'll take that back the minute it happens.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh I was fucking pissed
It was a whole “we should take a break, keep talking and stuff but try dating other people” and went downhill from there.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
No way I'd even attempt that.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You shouldn't. It won't work.
99.99% guaranteed.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Yeah.
I had an ex get engaged months after we called it quits for good.
Started dating two weeks after meeting him, engaged two weeks after that.
Almost all my exes are now married, or gay. I have one that decided she’s bi maybe for attention, and I think that’s the only one who is neither.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I've been both.
Obviously depends on what you think of the relationship. I’ve been dumped when it’s been a relief with pangs of “you can’t do this to me.” I’ve been dumped when it kind of messed up my entire life plan and sent me in to a depression.
I’ve broken up with girls when it felt nice and mutual, and I’ve broken up with girls when I felt horrible for doing it, and even worse when they went psycho-bitch on me for the next several months after.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
My worst breakup ended up with me having to take a medical leave of absence from Penn
my last semester there and return that fall to finish school.
I feel your pain.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you can probably fill in here why I graduated at 26.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I mean, that's not the whole explanation.
I also like going on adventures that take me out of school for a while, and changed majors in a very set-backy way, but this is the big one.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Stronger for it, though, generally.
So there’s that. :-D
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than being a 26 year old sophomore
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Mine was definitely more along the "mess up the life plan" thing
But after a year and a half I really think it was for the best. Of course, much of that year and a half was not very fun…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Oh I'm positive it was for the best now.
She’s a psychopath, a jerk, a lesbian, and a lawyer. Meanwhile, I’m ridiculously happy in my current relationship, and I don’t have people telling me this one is a psychopath, a jerk, or a lesbian while I ignore them.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yay!
Hopefully my own non-psycopathic-lawyer-lesbian girl will come along soon enough
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
If the third is lawyer, absolutely.
The other two are a bit less negotiable, though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I was actually kind of happy about the lawyer thing.
Just felt like that would be a nice jab at LSB.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It messed up the flow.
Hopefully she’s not a jerk either.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I can take care of that for you.
/AJM
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It was never that hard for me.
But I’ve been told that I am a cold stone.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Poor jbrown08
; ( (is a sad winky face a real thing?)
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on Sep 19, 2011 12:04 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Makeup sex
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The trollface of emoticons
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on Sep 19, 2011 12:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nah
;-(~
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you use stuff that you learn in econ often?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Practically?
Maybe conceptually, but never any specifics besides market-based stuff.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay just curious.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I'm sorry I am mean to you sometimes.
You seem very well-intentioned and nice. =)
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh
When are you mean to me?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
OSU call-outs and the like.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That's not mean at all
Could you give me an example of how you use it conceptually?
I’m asking because my micro class seems sort of boring and tedious. Not to mention, my professor seems to enjoy having a low test average.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
What are you reviewing now and what have you?
Just rough outlines. There is truth in economics in that you can use it to help determine behaviors, be it personal behavior or business behavior. Think of it along the lines of the conversation above… if you understand why people tend to act a certain way, you can better predict their actions…
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm doing just basic supply and demand and elasticity.
Nothing hard but I’m just scared for our first test this week. My high school econ teacher was awful and this guy isn’t much better. I learn better in smaller, interactive classes and this is my biggest class and he just straight lectures.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Honestly... that stuff isn't going to do you much good beyond what I mentioned...
Oh, hmm, my airfare to Hawaii seems expensive, but it’s June so more people want to travel because they have vacation, etc, etc…
Some people don’t get these things.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like that's true of most introductory-level college classes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but to you and Schultz
Foundations are incredibly important for the higher-level concepts that can be practical, so nothing to gloss over.
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay yeah I'll definitely learn the stuff
Going to meet with a tutor twice this week to make sure I have it down.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I'd be curious to see some of your material to see what all I've forgotten
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah if I have any questions I'll definitely ask you.
My cousin also does some of the same stuff too. She did international business at Emory.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
If you have some material send it my way just for my fun
ben (at) benjihana (dot) com
But that being said, even though I have a BS in Econ, it really isn’t Econ at Wharton
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Will do.
Just don’t think me a simpleton if I have a easy question.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Fuck that.
Easy questions are boss.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahah well thanks
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Oh definitely
Although I’m past the intro-level classes (and actually got most of them out of the way during high school, yay AP). It’s job application time for me.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Me too!
I’m glad I’m not in those freshman level classes.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
My worst courses were my Soph and Junior years
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't wait
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yep.
Senior year classes have been easier than anticipated so far (although I’m still busy as hell with other things)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
That is depressing.
Only this semester and a Christmas class and I should be a junior.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:06 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It was just because of the nature of the class, not so much the content
Larger classes… (25-40) or so and more competition.
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Are larger classes more difficult?
Less hands on? I am going to tcc until I get my associates degree then transferring. There, the classes are pretty small
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by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't know if my collegiate experience is exactly a good
basis of comparison, to be honest.
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, yeah
I am assuming Penn is much different than UTA. Were you able to get out of school with no loans?
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by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Negative.
I had about 95K in debt out of school
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This worries me.
So far, I have been able to cover everything with grants. I know a university will be way more expensive. Since I am becoming a teacher and a coach, I am worried about being in debt when I graduate.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What are you going to teach and coach?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Baseball and basketball, hopefully.
I plan on teaching history. Given, that a lot of people teach history, that might be difficult. Both my parents are educators and told me to get certified in science, math, or special education. That way it will be easier to find a job.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sweet.
I could never be a teacher. I would kill people. I don’t deal well with laziness and stupidity.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Part of me wants to get into what my mom does.
She works in an educational service center. She helps write some of the history curriculum for the state of Texas.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
We need good teachers and you could definitely have a greater impact on a kids life.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Hope so...
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Having just been in high school, I think I can offer some insight.
I had some truly amazing teachers, and what made them amazing was that they knew their material cold and they were able to relate to the kids well . This earned our respect and made us want to learn. The classes were normally a little difficult because they had high standards but they were also willing to help us be successful.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I am hoping so...
I didn’t graduate highschool and did what some of the troubled kids did. I am hoping my actions later in my life can help me get through to the kids going down this path.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 2:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
" laziness and stupidity"
This is why I hope to teach AP classes.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:47 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's not always going to help.
I was in AP classes and there were tons of kids who shouldn’t have been in there.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Not as many, though
Cs,b. I had my father as a teacher for an AP class. He was harder on me than any teacher I had had before
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I like to be in smaller classes because it
forces you to be involved normally. And to be honest, I can show off more.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yeah that's what I thought
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Watch some newsradio!
I am!
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 12:32 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The jumper episode just ended
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 12:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No channel
Disc 1 of season 4
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by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 12:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In other news
Really proud of the aesthetic footprint that Penn has done to help Philly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lcORwgkjctw#!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Aqua left us
No more controversial talk. Jobu?
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Business/econ degrees suck, engineering is where it's at
on an unrelated note, I really need to go to bed
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I almost did engineering but the amount of math gave me a tired head.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Heh depending on what you do there's not always that much math
Plus math really changes the farther along you go. Way more conceptual. It’s weird.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I don't enjoy the conceptual stuff.
Me and calculus didn’t get along either. And I enjoyed what little I experience I had done with business.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Or what's some of the conceptual stuff?
Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Well, it becomes less about numbers and more about understanding things.
Linear algebra is weird and very conceptual (vector spaces, etc). Differential equations you’re mostly concerned with techniques to find solutions, finding poles, knowing what’s stable/unstable, etc.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Yuck I liked most of physics on high school.
I loved all the Newtonian stuff. I have trouble if I can’t “see” it if that makes sense.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Then you'd probably hate linear algebra.
I struggled with that… once it clicked it was fine, but it took about half a semester for the lightbulb to come on.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Differential equations was a great class.
I’m so happy they’re used all the time in aerodynamics (Navier-Stokes woo)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Lame.
Favorite math class by far. We even did a fair amount of computer stuff for it. I also had two awesome teachers (aeros take two Diff Eq classes, since we use them so much)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I lost internet for a while for some reason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
River Monsters is awesome.
It’s the first time I’ve watched a nature show and seen a huge animal I’d never even heard of in a long time.
This thing is frightening.
That’s actually the display picture on Netflix. I assumed it was shopped.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Looks like some kind of fish.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Giant Tigerfish
He describes it as a giant piranha. It’s documented to have jumped out of water and killed people in boats.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm still browing football stats since GT looked so insane yesterday,
but to have more appeal to others on the board I’ll not mention GT directly:
Baylor is second in the country in yards/pass attempt, pass efficiency, and points per offensive play!
WHO IS FIRST
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It happens when you score 98 points in two games.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And you doubted me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
My dream girl is in New York
We had a class together Freshman year. She sat in front of me. That was seven years ago. I doubt she remembers who I am. We are Facebook friends. Thoughts on pursuit?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe she is single. :-D
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Why not?
I mean, it’d be really awkward having to see her every day in that small town, but…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
If I had a dollar for every time someone attempted that on me...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You'd have 0 dollars.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Slightly less, actually.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well umm..
It wasn’t exactly should I? (duh) It’s how.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, I'm thinking about/planning on moving to New York soon,
I was wondering how you liked it?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I haven't lived in the Northeast for a few years
I’m moving back to NYC in March/April. Which aspects of it? And where?
I adore NYC.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh.
That was a suggestion. Not me asking you. I don’t think NY is my kind of place.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I might be in Maryland though.
More likely Alabama, Texas, or West Coast
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I might be in your lovely Seattle
although the jobs I’d prefer are more southern California, like San Diego.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
We'll see where I end up.
There’s also a company I’d love to work for in Greenville, TX (like 40 min from Dallas). Going to have to see who offers me a job…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
How can you survive in a place like Greenville?
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd probably live in Dallas and commute.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 19, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
To say to her? Haha
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Your ideas are exceptional
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I get it now. Sorry.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't clear at all...
I really need to sleep. Good night everyone.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
If you want to be in the friend zone,
then I could definitely help you out.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Mail her an envelope with an unsigned check for $10,000.00 and your phone number.
If she calls, that means she’s either single or in an unhappy relationship. Disregard any financial motives; they are irrelevant.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Closure's got it
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose it is POSSIBLE that she takes your offer as solicitation of prostitution.
In that case, she is either calling to accept or calling to express her anger over that solicitation.
But I think you should risk it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'mmadoit
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got a good feeling about this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Want me to report back?
Oh crap. I don’t have her address.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Link her facebook. I'm curious
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by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 2:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Still around? lol
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I don't gave a facebook
It was just a joke
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by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 3:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That'd go over well hahaha
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I wish I could grow a mustache.
It would look absolutely terrible on me though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Derek?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
There was a girl on our tennis team that we called "Father Time"
because of her facial hair.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I should grow a Selleck
He is a sexy man
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 2:06 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm looking for anything that can help me build a fighting robot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9ULcsecoZ2g
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And we've found the ideal line for Benji to break this ice with NYC girl with.
by Closure GT on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
For poor use of prepositions within?
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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd take anyone seriously that said that line to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
With how much urgency?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Buy things that will build a robot.
Flip the switch to fight mode
you have yourself a fighting robot
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 1:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Even though she has a case of the horse face
I would do dirty, dirty things to Khandi Alexander circa 1997
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 19, 2011 2:09 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'd do 'em today.
/Loblaw
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I believe it.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
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