Series Preview: Texas Rangers @ Boston Red Sox - Schedule of Strength
Somehow the Rangers have gone the entire season into September without having played a game at Fenway Park. Now, after the Red Sox have traveled to Texas to play seven games, the Rangers finally make the trip to Boston. Interesting logic branch followed on the ol' decision tree there, MLB schedule-makers.
Nevertheless, you might have heard that the Rangers have a difficult schedule compared to certain other teams that like to conjure up magic numbers from a distance. And it's true. While the Rangers play these Red Sox at their vaunted venue and then go warehouse shopping at the Trop against the Rays over the next six days, the Orange County baseball team welcomes the trying-to-be-better-than-the-Royals Minnesota Twins and the maybe-someday-will-be-better-than-the-A's-but-I-doubt-it Seattle Mariners to Los Angeles via La Habra. That's a .577 winning percentage for teams the Rangers face over the next week versus a .423 winning percentage for teams visiting Disney Land.
But imagine how Boston feels, if that's something you could find yourself caring to do. They have had to go TEX, OAK in the hurricane, NYY, with TEX, TOR, TBR, TOR, TBR over the next few weeks with the Yankees breathing down their neck. First Place in the East problems, I know.
But imagine how the Angels feel, even though that's something you should try desperately to never do. After they relax while playing the third and fourth worst teams the American league has to offer, they find the likes of New York and Toronto on their schedule. And while those series are sandwiched between games against the likes of Oakland and Baltimore, after this week, the Angels remaining schedule is against teams with a .504 winning percentage compared to the Rangers remaining schedule being against teams with a winning percentage of .480. That does include the final three games the teams play against each other. Yes, the Angels playing the Rangers is bad for them.
So imagine how the Rangers feel, even though that's something you do constantly. Even with a week on an AL East bender there is sunshine peeking through the clouds after the Rays. The entire season sort of looks like it has come down to this: 3.5 game lead vs. a week of difficult baseball. If the Rangers come out on the other side of this short road trip with a lead still in hand, you have to like their chances. And if they stumble during this Beasts of the East tour, they have over two weeks to make up any small deficit. From a Rangers perspective, I think you take this scenario any and every season possible and gladly. From a not-Rangers perspective, enjoy those cupcakes; they may lead to heartburn and heartache later.
Friday, September 2 6:10: LHP Derek Holland vs. LHP Andrew Miller
Saturday September 3 3:10: RHP Colby Lewis vs. LHP Erik Bedard
Sunday, September 4 12:35: LHP Matt Harrison? vs. RHP John Lackey
Here's a breakdown of the pitching match-ups this weekend:
Derek Holland: 12-5, 6.91 K/9, 3.10 BB/9, .320 BABIP, 70.7% LOB, 3.95 FIP, 3.88 xFIP, 2.7 WAR - Last three starts: 9 runs allowed in 18.2 innings
Andrew Miller: 6-1, 6.38 K/9, 5.24 BB/9, .316 BABIP, 74.2% LOB, 4.68 FIP, 4.75 xFIP, 0.4 WAR - Last three appearances: 1 run allowed in 12.0 innings
Advantage: Derek Holland's 3.68 xFIP on the road over Andrew Miller's 5.50 FIP at home
Colby Lewis: 11-9, 7.34 K/9, 2.52 BB/9, .261 BABIP, 75.6% LOB, 4.67 FIP, 4.14 xFIP, 1.4 WAR - Last three starts: 12 runs allowed in 19.0 innings
Erik Bedard: 4-9, 8.67 K/9, 2.99 BB/9, .284 BABIP, 72.1% LOB, 3.54 FIP, 3.42 xFIP, 2.1 WAR - Last three starts: 5 runs allowed in 16.0 innings
Advantage: Erik Bedard's mediocre 1.00 HR/9 over Colby Lewis' American League worst 1.63 HR/9
Matt Harrison: 10-9, 5.98 K/9, 2.85 BB/9, .292 BABIP, 71.3% LOB, 3.65 FIP, 3.89 xFIP, 3.0 WAR - Last three appearances: 10 runs allowed in 11.1 innings
John Lackey: 12-10, 6.71 K/9, 2.90 BB/9, .328 BABIP, 66.5% LOB, 4.78 FIP, 4.57 xFIP, 1.0 WAR - Last three starts: 11 runs allowed in 20.1 innings
Advantage: Scott Feldman possibly starting instead of Matt Harrison over John Lackey definitely starting
Boston Red Sox (83-53, 1st Place AL East)
Rangers 2011 Record vs. Boston: 4-3 (All at Rangers Ballpark)
Boston's Recent Results: 1-2 Series loss to the New York Yankees
Boston's Home Record: 41-27
Fenway Park Park Factors (LHB/RHB): HR: 79/94 - wOBA: 104/107
SB Nation Red Sox Blog: Over the Monster
33.7
Match-up: (as of 9/01)
Rangers
Red Sox
Advantage
Batting
(RAR) 81.6
(3rd)136.5
(1st)Red Sox
Base Running (RAR)
18.5
(1st)-10.6
(29th)Rangers
Starters
(RAR)67.1
Rangers
Bullpen
(RAR)1.3
(28th)59.7
(2nd)Red Sox
Defense
UZR11.2
(8th)49.4
(2nd)Red Sox
Overall RAR + UZR
179.7
268.7
Red Sox
Questions to Answer:
- Would you rather see Scott Feldman start on Sunday and Matt Harrison on Monday in Tampa or Matt Harrison on Sunday and Alexi Ogando on Monday as currently scheduled?
- Who is your pick to lead the Rangers in hits off the Green Monster in this series? (I'll say Adrian Beltre gets reacquainted with the Monster this weekend.)
- Over/Under: 2.5 times TAG and Barnett mention eating at seafood restaurants in Boston?
- Yay or Nay: The Rangers win this series in Fenway?
- Think we'll see this
on the Green Monster again?
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Go Rangers!
I say we take . . . two or moar!
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
I'm gonna throw out a fresh sports opinion out here
Scoot Feldman should get that start and Ogando needs a skippin.
Kinsler… he’s about to go on a tear
under
nay
nay
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I agree with your first answer
Harrison was just getting his normal work in, it just happened to be during a game. Harrison on Sunday. Feldman on Monday….
Although it might make more sense to start a righty in Boston for a variety of reasons and use Harry against a lefty heavy Tampa lineup. But thats not really looking at anything…just park factors..memorty.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 2, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
memorty...
Its like memory…
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 2, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I've missed this
What’s their bit?
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 2, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Rev posts the Angel's magic number over at HH in their threads.
Hilariously he posts the wrong number. He’s always one over. He posted they are currently at 30… it’s actually 29.
Also… is 22 lower than 29? I think it is but I can never be sure…
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
As an accountant
I can confirm 22 is less than both 29 and 30
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 2, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Does he understand how the numbetr works?
And how big a number 29 is with a month to go?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
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What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Well... when your magic number is 29 and you only have 25 games left...
It’s an issue.
Ours is 22 and we have 24 games left.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
haha.....that is mega fail on rev's part
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
good point
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This
So hard
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard, isn't it?
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Heh
HH makes me laugh though …
I look at it as the Rangers have a pitching staff that is out of gas; without Cruz; and with a goofy manager.
Is their manager more of a genius than Wash?
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I think in baseball circles Scioscia is considered one of the top managers in baseball.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I think his lineup decisions
will keep the Angels out of the playoffs.
by robert_d_wilfong on Sep 2, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Wash is quirky,
but I’m just not sure they have room to be making fun
-- Micah
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"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I look at LAA as a team with lots of dead weight in the lineup, an shaky pen, an a manager who took one too many foul tips to the nads.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
"creative misuse of 'an' "
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Yes...Sosh is one of the very best managers in MLB
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I used to think that, but his manlove for Mathis and his bullpen management have me wondering
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Track record of success, bking.
How does he keep doing it?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Same way as Wash.
Even if you disagree with his tactical moves… he gets his players to play.
That more than anything is important.
Ultimately you have to have the horses and be able to get them to run.
Both Sosh and Wash are good in their own ways at keeping their guys motivated.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I thought Soth was much better, actually Wash is not too far behind Soth
Career Winning %:
Wash .520 1 Pennant and 1 WS Title Coming Soon
Soth .549 1 Pennant and 1 World Series Title
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
.520 to .549 is a pretty big gap.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
whats the excuse for him using Mathis instead of getting a real catcher
I don’t get it at all.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Despite what we think as Rangers fans...
And even what Angels fans think….
I think he might be the front runner for Manager of the Year in the AL this year. Him, Leyland and possible Wash.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
i'm baffled to how he got that group of players to the record they are now
I know they got 3 great pitchers but not much else behind that really. he’s done great.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Jonah Keri had a good article over at Grantland earlier this week
that discussed how Sosh’s teams continue to baffle sabermetric types with how many wins they keep putting up.
That’s a really odd team they have…their bullpen has sucked and so has the back end of their rotation. Their best players are their oldest players almost all of whom are in serious decline and then they have a bunch of young players still finding their way.
To be 3.5 out on September 2 is quite an accomplishment.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
i would have to agree
Sosh would be an even better manager if he stopped using incredible shitty catchers
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
How would Wash be a candidate?
The Rangers won 90 games last year and that’s close to what they’re going to do this year.
I think Managers of the Year should come from a pool with Sosh, Acta or Leyland.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
A lot of people (like you) didn't think the Rangers would be worth a damn
Without Cliff Lee.
Just like “how does Scioscia do it”, Wash should get credit for getting a pitching staff full of kids to perform like crazy.
I’m not saying that’s 100% him personally… but generally the manager gets the credit.
We’ve also had several hitters miss big chunks of time. There were a lot of folks that thought this was an 84 win team and it’s probably going to win 92-94.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I said 85 wins before the season.
Vegas had the Ranger over/under before the season was 88.5 and they’re going to finish very close to that number…they owe 6 games to the road so 90 wins is what I’m thinking.
That’s what they did last year and this year’s team made (defensive) upgrades at 3B and also fixed their longstanding problems at C & DH.
I don’t have any specific problems with Wash this year but he hasn’t done anything special and shouldn’t be considered a Manager of the Year candidate.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
They have 12 games against the A's and Mariners.
They’ll do better than 12-12 to finish the year.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
9 games at Boston, Tampa and Anaheim is dicey when
several pitchers are leaking both oil and confidence.
This team has a horrible offense on the road and they just lost one of their better road warriors (Cruz) for most of September.
They just played 37 games without Beltre and finished with a .540ish win %. They owe 6 games to the road and won’t have Cruz….If they play .540 the rest of the way that gives them 91 wins.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
He's as much a Manager of the Year candidate
As Young is an MVP candidate.
Not a guy likely to win it… but someone who should be in the conversation.
And 3B was upgraded by offensively and defensively. Fortunately DH was also upgraded offensively and defensively as well. Young has hit better than Vlad and is someone that can be put in the field.
1B has been better and Napoli has been a beast.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
IF all these things about the team are true
how are they going to finish with essentially the same record they had last year?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Hamilton and Cruz.
Those guys were monsters last year and only so so this year.
Not to mention Murphy struggling for 4.5 months.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
So so isn't doing them justice.
They’ve been good this year… but they were UNBELIEVABLE last year.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Also... I'll bet whatever you want they finish better than 90-72.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
That's okay...I think 90-72 is going to win the AL West.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Same here.
I think the Angels finish somewhere between 84 and 88.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
The next 6 days will tell us a lot.
As long as the Rangers don’t STBF (anything below 2-4) in the next 6 games, they should be okay the rest of the way.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Winning the Tampa series here was huge.
You should expect it with the Rangers home record… but Tampa’s a good team. They’d run away with the central if they played there.
I’m hoping for 3-3. I’ll be fine with 2-4.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
And you're absolutely right about Acta.
I shouldn’t have left him off.
I think Sosh, Leyland and Acta will all finish higher than Wash… but much like Michael Young, Wash is in the conversation. ;)
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
They don't care at Venice Beach
just tell their fake doctor, your feeling real baddddddd. They have these store front medical marijuana stores on every block there, with guys on the boardwalk yelling out, get your Kush here…
well since last time we played boston i figured we would split or win 3 and we all know how that turned out.
so since i really don’t feel good about playing boston here’s hoping our pitching doesn’t pull the same crap this time and the offense actually puts up the numbers against these pitchers that they should this time.
LSB "steamed hams" meme meets TAG's real love for fried clams
side bet: I think we get the first fried clams mention tonight
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
I'll post this here as well.
Heyman trying for the reverse jinx.
Has the Rangers 2nd after the Phillies in ranking likely playoff teams and how they’ll do in the playoffs.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
If we go 3-3 this road trip I'll be pleased as punch.
I’d rather start Feldman in Boston and Harrison in Tampa. Skip Ogando altogether.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yes. If the sinkerball is working Scooter shows up
we can win that game in Boston.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I just want to see Feldman start a game in Boston to see what that looks like.
Give Feldman a chance to audition for the playoff roto.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Hypothetical.
Feldman gets the spot start in Boston and again pitches well. Well enough for another start and in fact makes the playoff roto. Let’s assume it’s Ogando who’s the man out.
Does Ogando go back to the pen? Where does he fit in in this situation? The BP is pretty crowded as it is. Uehara-Adams-Feliz seem to have that back end locked down. Is there a chance Ogando is actually left off the roster if this scenario plays out?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Zero chance unless Ogando is hurt or just has COMPLETELY lost it.
Ogando in the pen is still a great option. He’d definitely make it over Yoshi and almost assuredly over Lowe.
Possibly even over Koji (though I don’t expect that to be an issue.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
yeah, I guess Lowe would be the logical next person out
or at least who I’d rather see get bumped
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
How dare you.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Sep 2, 2011 3:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Maybe.
We don’t know what’s up with Alexi but I am starting to suspect he has a tired arm which would not surpise me since he is a converted reliever. He was lights outs early but some people don’t make the jump to starter as effortlessly as CJ did. Does not mean he can’t bounce back but it may be next season.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I bet if we skip a start of his
And limit his innings he’ll be fine.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
And you may be right.
I really like his stuff and think he could help. I just hope he is ok.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
So we went 4-3 at home against a damn good team with Beltre out?
I dont think we get swept by either team and have a realistic chance at 3-3 or maybe even 4-2. If that happens we got this thing won.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Lousy answers
I would start Feldman on Sunday, Harrison on Monday, and Ogando on Tuesday. So that means that won’t happen.
I also agree with Adrian B. knocking line drives off the monster.
Way over 2.5 times for the whole series. I would guess seafood restaurant mentions would be five times if they only do the Friday and Sunday broadcast.
I like the pitching matchups, especially if Feldman pitches Sunday so I will say 2 of 3 wins in Boston.
Alexi needs to be skipped, not just pushed back..
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
They never let us see Wakefield though. :(
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Bastards.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
So are you guys brewing beer now?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Some
but not for sale yet. We still await our Federal Brewer’s Permit from the TTB. By statute they’re supposed to have 95 days to complete the process but we’re on like 105 now. We can’t really complain about it because that would just bring more delay. Sucks, but it is what it is. Construction is pretty much done though so that is cool.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Sep 2, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Address?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Sep 2, 2011 4:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So how many kettles you guys got?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Well good luck and keep us updated.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Before I read the caption in picture
I thought that was Lance Berkman
Anyone else ready to start the long weekend and commence with drinking?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
How is this not the Sunday national game?
by robert_d_wilfong on Sep 2, 2011 4:17 PM CDT reply actions
Because the Rangers are not the Yankees?
-- Micah
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"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats pretty much it.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
We were also on last Sunday vs the Angels.
What is the Sunday game this weekend?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
White Sox at Tigers on ESPN2
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
With drunk Bobby V?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Today's lineup.
Kinsler 2B
Andrus SS
Hamilton LF
Young 1B
Beltre 3B
Napoli C
Torrealba DH
Murphy RF
Gentry CF
AKA… kill da’ lefty. Replace Murphy or Gentry with Cruz when he’s healthy (depending on if you want defense or offense) or swap DH/C between Torrealba and Napoli depending on who is pitching.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I guess Matt really will be mostly for insurance.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Pigs have flown in Boston Massachusetts!
Thanks, goET

The reaction from the bench:

This game gave us the Darren Oliver’s cleaning the kitchen gif

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Sep 2, 2011 4:25 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Holy shit I never saw what Oliver was doing with his hand.
I was always confused by why it was so popular.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
The top gif is amusing
because it’s supposed to be speeded up, but Bengie is still moving pretty slow. LOL
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Or sped up
Someone came into my office and my grammar went out the window.
Good thing it’s almost closing time.
-- Micah
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"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
We're gonna need the picture of those guys (I think from LSB?)
with the Rangers flag taunting the Green Monster from this same series.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Are they LSBers?
-- Micah
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"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought someone said one of the guys was, but I have no idea who it would have been.
Do you remember which picture I’m talking about?
I’m pretty certain it was used as the next day’s “_ Morning Things” or almost certainly in the PGT after the series finale.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Isn't it in the main body of this post?
-- Micah
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"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow. Yep.
Big Gulps huh? Cool.
Welp, see ya later.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
stop stalking people
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Round Rock Express game tonight on TV in Austin
Time Warner Ch. 1509. For those 90-second pauses when the RedSox are pitching or batting, and you don’t feel like switching to college football. Dat Derek Hankins on the hill. (I’ll repost this on GDT around RRE gametime)
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
hello
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 6:28 PM CDT reply actions

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