OFF TOPIC: DAY 2
by chief on Sep 2, 2011 6:10 AM CDT
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History:
1666
The great fire of London broke out, destroying much of the city, including St. Paul's Cathedral.
1789
The U.S. Treasury Department was established.
1901
Vice President Theodore Roosevelt gave his "speak softly and carry a big stick" speech, regarding foreign policy, at the Minnesota State Fair.
1945
Japan's formal surrender in World War II was celebrated as Victory over Japan (V-J) Day.
1945
Ho Chi Minh declared Vietnam an independent republic.
1963
Alabama governor George Wallace prevented the racial integration of Tuskegee High School by encircling the building with state troopers.
1969
North Vietnamese president Chi Minh died.
Read more: This Day in History: September 2 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1WnB2wz16
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I didn't know there was fighting in lacrosse
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 6:32 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
awesome ice tray
10$ @ thinkgeek
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 6:50 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh, my god.
This is mega-great. I want it.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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same here...awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
When I was a kid,
I used to take my Han Solo action figure and freeze him in a cup of water. It was the closest I could get to carbonite.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
haha sweet
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
theyre backordered :(
but they do have r2d2 ice trays in stock
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
FP writes XKCD?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Heh
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Nah
FP’s only smug about most things, not everything.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 2, 2011 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am shocked, shocked that XKCD would be douchey about this!
I wonder if he thinks everyone would prefer the one on the right…
XKCD?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sounds about right
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Isn't it obvious?
People who choose to have kids are making a poor financial decision and that means they are dumb. We can’t have more than one way to be happy, it all has to do with how much money you have and how early you can retire.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Alright, this is ridiculous.
They are making a roger rabbit sequel
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 7:02 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I think he is saying a sequel or a reboot is stupid
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 7:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
a new Jessica Rabbit?
sign me up for the unrated blu ray
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
come and gone?
They just made a sequel to wall street last year. Hollywood has run out of ideas
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 7:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
25 year breaks between movies is the new hotness
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
So depressing when you realize
when your parents told you “there’s nothing new under the sun” or “don’t throw it away it will come back in style” that they knew what they were talking about
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
FIFY
when your parents told you "there’s nothing new under the sun" or "don’t throw it away it will come back in style" lots of stuff you ignored that they knew what they were talking about
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Glad to see it got it's shit together
Probably waiting for backup in the white caps.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Unions, amirite?!?!?!
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
6/10
i somewhat enjoyed this joke
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions
x
Coastal Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and the extreme western Panhandle of Florida will likely receive very heavy, potentially flooding rains from the system today and into Saturday, meteorologist Jeff Masters of the Weather Underground said.
The hurricane center forecasts that more than 15 inches of rain will fall over parts of southeastern Louisiana today through Tuesday. Tropical storm warnings were posted from Mississippi to Texas, including New Orleans.
However, in some parts of the parched South, especially Texas, significant rain “could be a godsend,” Feltgen said. More than 81% of the state of Texas is now enduring exceptional drought conditions, the worst level of drought, according to Thursday’s U.S. Drought Monitor, a federal government website.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
please hit texas. please please please.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions
.
THERE STILL IS SOME UNCERTAINTY AS TO WHERE THE TROPICAL/SUBTROPICAL
LOW WILL MOVE DURING THE EARLY AND MIDDLE PART OF NEXT WEEK. THE
MOST LIKELY SCENARIO SEEMS TO BE THAT IT WOULD BE PICKED UP BY THE
UPPER TROUGH AND LIFTED OFF TO THE NORTHEAST ACROSS THE SOUTHEASTERN
STATES AND AWAY FROM TEXAS. THIS IS REINFORCED BY 00Z RUNS OF
BOTH THE GFS AND ECMWF. IF IT HOLDS TRUE IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEST
CHANCE FOR PRECIPITATION OVER OUR AREA WILL BE DURING THE PASSAGE
OF THE COLD FRONT SUNDAY. MOISTURE WILL BE LIMITED HOWEVER AND
POPS WILL REMAIN ONLY AT 20 PERCENT DURING THAT TIME FOR THIS
FORECAST PACKAGE.
Heard on NPR this morning that the drought is so bad they're predicting significantly higher beef costs moving forward.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Beef is already more expensive than last year
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Well, what they said was
ground beef is actually cheaper right now because they are slaughtering as much of the older livestock as they can. But then they had an interesting projection for how and when certain types of beef would undergo inflation.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I know the beef in my hood has been more expensive for the last 4 or so months
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Well,
there’s been a lot of inflation in food overall in the past few months, but I think that’s more related to rising fuel prices.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
[I am not a farmer]
What they were saying this morning is that they have to bring in the hay from farther away, now, too.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
this
the drought has left cattle farmers unable to grow enough hay to feed their cattle. So they have to pay a shitload for hay from Colorado or Kansas. That means they have to sell off more of their herd (need more money to feed their herd AND less cattle means they have to import less hay). Durp.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Also been a really bad time to be a donkey
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 2, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
or to be the proprietor of a donkey show?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
YUP
know ppl having to go down to S Louisiana to get it….
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
shame on you people from the 80's
Bruce Willis really had a top ten hit?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:05 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Saw him in concert
He’s pretty damn good on the harmonica. Good front man, ton of charisma. What song?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
respect yourself
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I remember his Bruno alter ego
They even made a cartoon about
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_the_Kid
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yes, he did....it was better than Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time"...and I have no shame for liking it at the time.
And….what do you mean “you people”?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 8:12 AM CDT up reply actions
It was also better than Don Johnson's "Heartbeat" (widely considered one of the worst songs ever and
Patrick Swayze’s “She’s Like the Wind”
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Eddie Murphy was more egregious
Though I like the idea of a white guy singing an black self empowerment song
Apparently it was my turn to dream about an LSBer last night
Nothing exciting or racy. I was somewhere with a bunch of friends, and it started raining. We were bummed because apparently we had outdoor plans. Out of nowhere, IANF shows up and decides to buy everyone a round of drinks to cheer us up.
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
Where the gold at?
Give me the gold
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I want the gold !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
where the leprechaun at
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
could be a crackhead
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ima run a backhoe in there
uproot dat tree
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I want the shirt of the "artist rendering"
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
my breasts are totally going to fill out this shirt
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
haha thats brilliant
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
So in the next 2 1/2 months
we have albums coming from
Girls
Bjork
DJ Shadow
J. Cole
Wilco
Drake
M83
Surfer Blood
Ryan Adams
Real Estate
Common
Good stuff. Any other recent releases or upcoming releases I need to know about? What are people’s thoughts on WTT?
It's like
everyone waited to put out their stuff until the end of the year
Though there was some good stuff early on…Decemberists…Mountain Goats…
Tim Stop
(not so shameless plug)
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, I'm really loving the new Jason Reeves
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions
It seems like up until now
it hasn’t been an exciting music year for me.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Real Estate and Surfer Blood alone make this list good.
Wheelchair Jimmy needs to GTFO of hip hop.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
He's fine when he's doing choruses for Weezy or Bun B, but that's about it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I like his beats way more than his rhymes
He has some of the corniest lines in the history of hip hop. Watching him try to be a badass in his videos is also rather humorous.
"To all my Houston Texas country muffins..."
NO DRAKE. You probably haven’t even been to Texas enough times to have multiple country muffins. Honorary resident of UGK Town, my ass.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, I'm confused by that.
I mean, there are plenty of rappers from the south who rap about country girls, but they don’t usually say they’re from the largest cities…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I never got how brothas from Houston or New Orleans
say that they are country
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I think it's more an influence thing.
They’re more likely to be driving a pimped out pickup than one from NYC.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
You really think all the truck owners at Texas A&M came from farm/rural areas?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Really?
You don’t think all those suburban kids whose parents by them a pickup and a nice pair of boots don’t feel like their country?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
farty
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I don't feel tardy
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Give me something to write on, man!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
When were you there?
I feel like A&M is a lot different now than how I was told it was. I’m not sure how much is change and how much is bad info, though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Granted I lived at Sorority row so I may have been surrounded by a different crowd
and my major didn’t have that many suburban kids in it either.
What is your info on it currently?
Having many an A&M bud and having visited in the last 1-3 years I have some recent exposure.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess that should say
‘how much was bad info’
Spent 2007-2009 there; though on the outskirts of campus.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Woh grammar
Didn’t expect this from a GB post
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oops.
Buy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
And they're
Come on, GB!!!!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
I spent all my grammar thought on the whose/who’s trickiness.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll allow it
That one will exhaust a person.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Who cares what people drive
Why do they say that they are country… Yahoos in trucks don’t generally say that… from my experience
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Whatever happened to Nappy Roots?
That was a pretty damn good album
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
aw nah, hell nah, y'all gone up and done it
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
butch walker - "the spade" - released on 8/30
not as big of a fan of this album as i am of his older stuff though…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Florence & the Machine
New album in November.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
I really liked lungs
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Have you listened to Glasser?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
no
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 11:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not exactly the same,
but you may like it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
just listened to a song called apply
It was pretty cool
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 11:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
what about The Spice Girls?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You're not going to find a lot of love for Drake here.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I have a love/hate relationship with him.
If it were up to me, he’d basically be limited to choruses.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh, I just put this on my FB this morning:
As much as I love dat boy Weezy, Watch the Throne > Carter IV
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Carter IV
What a disappointment. I hope he comes back strong someday but I think there is a good chance he has peaked. There are some excellent tracks, just not what I am used to from him.
Agreed.
The best songs have already been released except the Interlude.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Weezy is really overrated.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I will stab you.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
How to Love sucks
But everything else is gold
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I know three of those groups/people
’cause I am THAT with it
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
so is this whole "OT DAY '****'" gonna stick around?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
I don't get it
why are we doing days instead of dates?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
i will be buying the last round of tickets today at 1pm for wedgefest.
after that, there will be no other chances to buy wedgefest tix.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
so....
Jason Isaacs plays a pretty bad ass bad guy
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:24 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Alan Rickman or Gary Oldman?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Alan Rickman
Without a doubt.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
But Isaacs steals "the patriot"
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No one can ever beat Gary Oldman
No one plays a better bad guy or a better good guy than him.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
He may play a better good guy but
I’d have to go with Rickman for the bad guy…..both are really good choices, though.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Anthony Hopkins and Daniel Day-Lewis
Would both like a word with you
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i love DDL, which reminds me I need to watch There Will Be Blood again
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
not as good as Gruber
Or the sheriff of nottingham
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Stansfield from Leon
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Incredible.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Also Ivan Korshunov in Air Force One
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Oldman, but only just.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Oldman for sure.
True Romance = top 5 favorite movies of all time.
And he was awesome, as usual.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
He must of thought it was white boy day
Muthafuckin Charley Bronson…
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 2, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
He looks like Leighton Baines.
Also, Brotherhood was a great fucking show.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
damn. that cowboys receiver broke both his legs last night.
didnt look that bad watching at the bar.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
whoa, totally didn't watch the game
what happened? Who?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Radway
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Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
dayum
I heard Babe on the pregame say he had a shot to make the team, too. That sucks for him.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Happened with 3 seconds left in the game, too.
Just terrible…
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
yup, I feel horrible for him.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
F
that’s the dude from ACU, right?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yep. really sucks.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow, really?
That’s crazy, it was just a crappy pass to the endzone at the end of the game too.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
3 seconds left on the clock.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh dear god.
That really sucks, hope he recovers alright, whether he’s able to play again or not.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
didn't break both legs
broke both bones in the left leg
Radway, the undrafted rookie wide receiver from McKinney, suffered a broken left fibula and tibia and will have surgery immediately after the team returns to Dallas. He will have a rod inserted to stabilize the bones.
ahhhh. damn you, the ticket.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Both?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
if I may quote the article
and
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
mother fucker
Jay Mohr is on the new Doug loves movies. Might have to skip this one
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 8:36 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
He was really good on the Sklarboro Country he was on
FWIW
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
SFA beat McMurry 82-6
SFA went for two most of the game. I can’t believe they scheduled that game. I don’t see how anyone would think that would be a good idea.
dont make fun of my alma matter
sadly, we play UTSA next weekend
it’s their first year, but they are D1
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 2, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Texas State makes the jump next year, baby!
WAC!!!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
is this a real score?
that’s fucking hilarious
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
D3 vs D1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
it's funny in a lot of ways
pretty embarassing that a D1 school would schedule a D3 school. And, if things were like they were a few years ago, not even a very good D3 school, at that. SFA should actually be pretty embarassed.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
and we play UTSA next week!!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 2, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck UTSA
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
fuck you, bob
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 2, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Does McM still play on that 2A ish stadium on campus?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
they've upgraded it a lot, but it doesnt hole 500 fans
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 2, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
it doesnt hold that many either
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 2, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
How long does it usually take to hole 500 fans?
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
You could probably do it in a matter of minutes if you just wanted to do quickie holing.
If you want to do it right though…
Why don't they just play at Shotwell?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
most D3 schools play in 2A ish stadiums
D3 doesn’t exactly attract large crowds. UMHB, TLU and Howard Payne all play in their respective towns’ high school stadiums
Tarleton shares their stadium with Stephenville
But they both have big crowds
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Yeah
A buddy of mine played there the last few years – loved the fans there.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't been to a game in 4 years
Most of my buddies were football players there though
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I always liked Hardin Simmons' field
not really big, but it was nice
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The better D3 venues are on campus and aren't very big
Millsaps was cool, they got people tailgating just beyond the endzones the whole game. Ithica has a cool lake in the background. East Texas Baptist’s stands are built into the side of a hill which was cool.
i think sul ross does as well fwiw
austin college doesnt.
but then again we dont have lights, thanks to the guy wo gave the $$ for it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Shermannnnnnnnnnnnn
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
negative.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I would say they definitely Axed em.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
dang my boss went there
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
hahahah
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
yeah im reading up on it right now.
WKU had some 13 penalties for 120 yards.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Did he get his foot stepped on or just decide to go full retard?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
looks like his legs the ones that broke
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
dont you just love the internet?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
what is herp derp?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 2, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Sep 2, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I think derp came from baseketball
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
cs, b time
We got my daughter two koi for a little fish tank in her room. I convinced her to name them Herpa and Derpa.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 2, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
the only reason I can imagine having kids
is to fuck with them like that
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
and to fool them on Christmas?
They really want the new xbox system and you get the box and fill it with clothes…
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
of their exes
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He's no Randall Cobb.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
have fun with your new toy, packers.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Drafted him in the last round.
Because all the other assholes in the league snatched up every other Packer out of spite.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I was really sad I couldn't watch the Chiefs/Packers game last night
My two favorite teams + Graham Harrell sightings
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
said the clerk at the sex toy store
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The missed snap in last night's UNT-FIU game was almost as good
Dale and I both cracked up so hard when we saw that. Absolutely had to use that lowlight.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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look at you all name dropping
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
maybe the Dals he's talking about is a janitor or something
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Normally I wouldn't
but I’ve never seen him laugh like that before. Let me see if I can find the play online.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
who wants to go to college gameday tomorrow and heckle lee corso?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
haha if i was in town i would soo be all over that
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
we could bring a sign that is a picture of bert reynolds posing nude in cosmo
with corso’s face planted over it.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions
heh that would be epic
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
At CGD in 09 for TCU/Utah, one of the frats made a giant banner to the side of the stage that read: CORSO AND BURT ARE ESKIMO TWINS
He totally saluted the frat as they came on stage.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i tried to bring in a "lee corso wears a purple merkin" in back in 06 when they came for our game against georgia
but it got taken up by the sign nazis
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
You should bring one that says...
“We’re having fun here, no?”
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
same thing happened to my "lee corso has a baby arm" poster
a few years later.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Sep 2, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
lmao
I hate Lou Holtz
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
hahaha
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
hehehe
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
So wrong, but so right.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Which one of you assholes misspelled "merkin"?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Whoever paid for this got their moneys worth:
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Sep 2, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh god hahaha
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
hahahha thats amazing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This guy was standing next to me most of the CGD (Sorry SLC Ranger)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
wow most of these pics are gold
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
hahaha
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
wow.....love it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Hahahah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
a high of 88 for monday!?!?!?!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
The forecast I saw said 88 for Tuesday, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
i know !!!!
this would be amazing.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Won't happen
It will be 105 all day
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
forever.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
this is awesome
http://io9.com/5836694/futurama-monopoly-lets-you-own-robot-hell
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:15 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
That is awesome
On a side note though, this is really freak’n weird.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
what is this?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Ohhhh....gotcha.
who is Professor Hubert Farnsworth?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
x
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The guy circling and cussing
in the Angrydome.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
This guy.....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
oh
I thought his name was just “The Professor.” That doesn’t look like him. And Futurama is not a good show.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
are you serious?
Futurama has never drawn so much as a chuckle or a smile from me. It is LAME.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
not sure if serious
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
serious
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I usually just look at the tv with that "cocker spaniel" look, wondering why anyone is entertained by it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
who is your favorite comic?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I have a few
Louis CK is at the top, probably.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
so you don't always have bad taste in comedy
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I actually have pretty great taste in comedy
I just don’t think South Park is all that awesome, Kevin Smith has never made an entertaining movie in his career, Futurama is super lame and I get a giggle out of the exploits of Karl Welzein.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Mike Birbiglia
Yay or nay?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I will have to look him up
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Eddie Izzard?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:02 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
never really did it for me
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Nay
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 2, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I like him
He’s a great storyteller. I love some of the pieces from This American Life and The Moth.
See: Act Two Here.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
he is actually why I started listening to this American life
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Birbiglia is amazing
A few years ago, I was moving a new bed into my apartment, and this woman who lived in the building opened the front door for me with her key. She said, ’I’m not worried because a rapist wouldn’t have a bed like that.’ That’s how she started the conversation. Now, what I should have said was nothing. What I did say was ’You’d be surprised.’
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
have you heard the one where he is at a baseball banquet thing with Eck and Clemens
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I also like
I’m not good at drinking; I just become another person. Like last year, I went out drinking, and I met this girl and she gave me her number, but the next day I didn’t even want to call her. I didn’t feel like she met me, I felt like she met ‘Two-Drink Mike.’ It’s totally different. Two-Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Zero-Drink Mike enjoys biographies and has serious opinions about wildlife.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I shouldn't say bad stuff about illiterate people, though. I should write it
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Big Yay
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 2, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
now thats one we can all agree on
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I agree
futurama sucks, and so does Family Guy
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Whenever Occifer Loblaw says something funny isn't funny, he's being serious
He has terrible taste in comedy.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
he's usually wrong about comedy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This makes no sense.
You’re the perfect demographic… I will say the seasons since the comeback haven’t been nearly as good.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Oh ok.
Scared me there.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Second that
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 2, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
x
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
you shut your whore mouth.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
also
gtfo.gif
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Terrible opinions are terrible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
someone funnier than dad boner
,you guys
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It looks more like the guy from Despicable Me
The head’s too round.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Professor Farnsworth
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Thes do not even look like them.
Turrible
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Would you rather screw the Futurama girl with the nice tits and one eye
or the “Total Recall” girl with the 3 tits
no paper bags allowed
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That is not the professor
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Michael.Caine or Robert Duvall?
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:23 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
President of the USA
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Ooh.
Gotta go Caine there. I have a beef with Mr. Duvall.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
We just have to pass an amendment to the Constitution first.
Then we can also elect Arnold.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I find it hilarious that people were seriously talking about changing the constitution for Arnold 8 years ago
and now everyone hates him
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Stupid extramarital affairs ruining everything!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
he was also a disaster governor
first few years okay. But then he lost a big referendum against the unions. He just mailed it in after that.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
He had to start planning his Hollywood comeback.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yeah, are we talking body of work here?
Acting chops? Casting for a lead or supporting? Guy to narrate my biopic?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
was thinking about watching second hand lions and was wondering who everyone liked better
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
robert duvall in his prime for sure.
but michael caine has done better in his later years, me thinks.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I would have to agree with this.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Check out Assassination Tango
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 2, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
That movie feels like it should have been better than it was.
Maybe I need to go back and rewatch it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Robert Fucking Duvall to you, sir.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Robert Duvall
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
i love Michael Caine, but how can anyone go against Robert Duvall?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yeah really.
This Amurica! Everyone else can git out!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Both.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Throw in some Liam Neeson and let's have the greatest movie of all time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
With Morgan Freeman as the narrator
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And and intro from
James Earl Jones
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
and a strip tease scene by
Mila Kunis
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And Kat Upton doing a quick runway scene
Because fuck scripts that make sense.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Quick runway scene?
I’ll take a 2 hour staring contest with her.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
and alison brie watching the movie with me
on my lap.
naked.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
go on...
but slower…
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
fap fap fap
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
just a loop of him saying
Base ball
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ohhhh. Perfect.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Michael Caine isn't even in the same discussion as Robert Duvall....
Duvall……greatest or greatest-est?
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Greatest
Gary Oldman is the greatest-est
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Tom Hanks
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's good...no...he's great..
but still not up to Duvall’s level….
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
hmmm
The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, the Great Santini, Tender Mercies, The Apostle, and Lonesome Dove
vs
Castaway, A League of Their Own, Forrest Gump, Big, Catch Me if you Can, Toy Story, and Saving Private Ryan
that’s pretty heavyweight stuff
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
catch me if you can is such a great movie
I also like Hanks in the terminal
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You forgot The Sixth Day
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
and Bosom Buddies
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Joe vs the Volcano was a Tour de Force
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
his part in lonesome dove is greatness
He loves biscuits and whores!
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Open Range too.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Ummm...
Max Mercy?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
A glaring omission, indeed.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Malmud
that is one of the few stories of his I have not read. Why I read the Jew Birda nd not the natural I’ll never know
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
To I'll a mockingbird
Boo Radley
"Yata He"
by CDorsey on Sep 3, 2011 10:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Otm Shank?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
IT'S A TIE!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I would have totally done this for World Series tickets.
Teenage Mexican girls auctioning virginity on facebook for Beiber tix
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
chinese girls were doing this for iphone 4s
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I understand the allure of taking anyone's virginity anymore.
Honestly if I had to choose between going home with a virgin or a slutty girl, I’d take the one who knows what she’s doing 10 times out of 10.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
This.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam
now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
but think of all the jihads you could do
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
heh
not worth it if the end means 72 chicks who don’t know how to get down.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
you don't like it when they act like a dead fish?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 9:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
but you have an eternity to teach them.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
ugh
sounds like WAY too much of a beating.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yeah, but you got 72 girls to do the beating.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
x
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Ahhhh. My eyes!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
What about Neftali Perez?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
he will be in the stands
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
if hes on the 40
why not?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I retweeted that, too
Wonder what’s going on.. the Rangers are heading to the East Coast, so it wouldn’t be a callup.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
sounds like a job for bigsteve
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by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And for those of you taking off at noon today to enjoy your long weekend, I got one for ya...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
im a big fan of vandememes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
these will never get old for me
i imagine others couldnt care less. a 20-something in a teen soap where my guy friends gathered to have watch parties was something i will never forget.
have you seen the vanderemem's site?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Just check this out in all it's awesomeness...
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-03-31/the-ultimate-james-van-der-beek-gif-wall/
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
oh yea, it's great
i think i first saw it on the warming glow blog.
what’s even better is that he obviously has a sense of humor about himself.
This.
I hate looking out at the parking lot after lunch and seeing that it is deserted.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
There's nobody in my office today
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I worked late earlier this week so I could leave at 11, dick.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well, that's different than those lucky jerks who get to leave at noon, but still get paid for the rest of the day.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
i worked extra to make up the time but now i gotta stay till 5....fuck
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
At least you put in your time.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
hahaha
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
no. fuck you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 2, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
working til 6 tonight and 8-1 tomorrow.. get holliday pay so i volunteered
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:03 AM CDT reply actions
damn
lucky you
#salariedfail
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I never know why they pay me hourly instead of salary... i make enough to be
salary but they pay me hourly so my OT and holliday pay really stack up…
if they were smart they would make me salary…. must be some kind of tax benefit or something… no clue.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
I’m working my salaried job. And yes, I am spending a ton more hours on the job.
But the security is really nice to have.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
working my first* salaried job
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
i remember when i got my first
“well, you’re on salary now…you’re kind of expected to be here…” talk.
ugh, freelancing now.
I don't mind it one bit
but then again, this is essentially my dream job. I totally get where you guys are coming from.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
no definitely
it certainly provides a level of comfort and really allows you to get into a routine with other aspects of your life as well.
unfortunately i though mine was a dream job at first, then i realized it wasnt!
im not bitching
i like salaried – no issues here. just am salaried vs $$/hour * lots of hours haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
2 jobs, 2 salaried positions :(
*real jobs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
What is your position?
There are some positions that congress has mandated that they have to be hourly w/OT.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
When I was at Wells Fargo
They paid me double time and a half to work holidays… I volunteered for every holiday.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
One thing they never really mentioned or covered in Avatar...
How did the fucking megahuge drilling equipment get to Pandora?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
By using the magical qualities of unobtainium.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That drove me so insane
it’s like they jotted down a working term for the resource while fleshing out the plot… but never bothered to actually come up with an actual name.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Unobainium isn't an original term
It’s a fairly standard, lazy term to describe something that’s extremely rare or costly.
widget
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
what about thingamabobs?
i got plenty.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
McGuffin
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I wanna go where the people are
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ask them my questions...and get some answers.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
this song's been stuck in my head for days
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Late 80's to early 90's Disney movies had incredibly catchy tunes.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I can show you the world...
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Can you feel the love tonight?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
i will go most anywhere to find where i belong
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Unda Da Sea.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Be....our....guest...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
do I need to post the lyrics again?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I don't know. Do you?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Nants ingonyama Sithi uhm ingonyama
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Took me a second...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
it is currently taking me seconds....and minutes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
pink pajamas penguins on the bottom...
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
is this some kind of a code?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
this made me laugh
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
circle of life
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:43 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm especially good at expectorating
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
yup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm aware of what the root
“obtain” and the prefix “un” mean, heh.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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Groundbreaking stuff here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
can i get the language of origin please.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Congratulations.
That wasn’t my point. It’s a standard term. It gets used quite a bit. The fact that Avatar didn’t do anything original with the name kind of fits the movie though.
Right
and that’s the point I’m trying to make. A movie is a creative endeavor. You’ve crafted this beautiful world (though you’ve saddled it with a mundane, cookie-cutter story.) You’ve got all sorts of exotic elements, but you choose against giving a legitimate, unique name to the resource around which the movie’s plot revolves?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
3D!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
they shot it there on railguns
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Oooh. Space elevator.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
RAILGUNS USED FOR TRANSPORTATION
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd imagine they shipped over manufacturing equipment
that they then used to make everything from the huge drilling equipment to some of the vehicles to the base itself. That’s generally how people think it would go down.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
THAT'S THE ONLY TECHNOLOGY I NEED, SHAWN!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 2, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's the movie, not a Psych episode, btw
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
im posting this just to see my signature
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:13 AM CDT reply actions
heh
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
my boss is an A&M former football player there....
ive had to act overly interested for about 3 weeks now… tired of this shit, you guys.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:20 AM CDT reply actions
I hope he enjoys 5 win seasons
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 2, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
SEC SPEED
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
no shit. i told him to expect 10 years of mediocrity...
not really.. i put my lips firmly around the base of his cock and told him A&M will step right in and be competitive.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
do you work in some kind of a massage parlor?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
josey has hacked loblaw
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
heh
just an observation that if they couldn’t ever win the Big 12 (which is a 2 team conference), they’re gonn have a mighty hard time winning the SEC (which is much stronger than the Big 12)
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
fuck you spiderman
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
you are spiderman in this instance.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
You're not a redhead.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
you're not an athlete
So no to whatever it is you were about to say
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
anyone heard from river fenix
or is he in plano trying to tackle nadia lukin into his trunk for their hot date tonight?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:24 AM CDT reply actions
Ms. Liukin if you're nastia
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Did you give me bad advice??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
no.. i thin kif you tackle her into her trunk... and tie her up
then take her home and talk to her gently and nicely she would go on a date with her…
then you can sweep her off her feet.. 69 her.. do some barrel rolls wink wink and then get married and have a bunch of little babies
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
So basically
the plot from “Tie me up, Tie me down.”
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
never seen it.. but sure.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Check it out.
It’s a very good movie. One of Antonio Banderas’s older films it’s in Spanish so it’s sub-titled
Ricky is released from a mental hospital, and knows exactly what he wants to do. He hunts down Marina, a porn film star he once had sex with, and tries to convince her to be his wife. She is a bit reluctant, so he ties her up. Will this approach endear him to her?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Stockholm syndrome is the best
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In my wedding reception toast
I should’ve thanked Stockholm for their awesome syndrome
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Stockholm Syndrome her ass into marriage.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
fuck you HP for making your Form 10-K the most unreadable thing ever.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
yes sir
I fuck thee!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
what does the boy who lived have to do with this
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Other than Berkshire
I don’t think any part of a K is ever fun
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is this? Must be I-10 in west Texas
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
hmmmmmmmmmm...........
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 2, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
So after WedgeFest.. we are thinking college football at christies, frankies, or somewhere
on lower greenville….
you guys game?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:41 AM CDT reply actions
for serial?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
hes from here... i think.. or benbrook..
its a few miles north east of downtown dallas.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
why you on my nuts this morning?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I have only been there twice
fuck Dallas
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I only do one ball at a time.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
because once wasn't enough
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The crabs were plump and delicious
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Lower Greenville isn't NE Dallas.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's just East of 75. Definitely not NE Dallas.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i said 4 miles ne of downtown dallas GB
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Considering the metroplex
when you say NE Dallas, I’m going to think of stuff north of 635 and east of 75.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Obviously,
I’m not really using the true geographical definition of ‘Dallas’ here.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Isn't that Garland?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
See above.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
is this not correct?
its a few miles north east of downtown dallas.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
below Upper Greenville
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
/MikeE
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't decide if this is more or less surprising
than not knowing how betting lines work.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but your family is still in the area right?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I lived in benbrook a year ago
No it is not
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm not exactly sure where that is,
but getting from the Lewisville/Flower Mound area down there isn’t exactly cake, either.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HIGHLAND VILLAGE IS?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I DO NOW BECAUSE I OPENED GOOGLE MAPS AS A RESULT OF THIS SUBTHREAD!
It’s way the fuck up north where I’m never going to go!
MAN, WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ILL VILL?
PROBABLY NOT MUCH BECAUSE I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO CALLS IT THAT!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
A similar reason as Frisco?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Hasn't McKinney been around and decent sized for a long time, though,
whereas Frisco just boomed recently with all the newcomers?
Yeah.
Frisco is where all the people who would have moved to Plano ~20 years ago move to now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd say they were fairly similar
Back before the 75 expansion McKinney wasn’t much but a blip off El Dorado or whatever. You could stop for a bit to eat or gas, and they had that one strip mall off Central, but that was your last stop before hitting Van Alstyne, Melissa, etc.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I also do not know where that is
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I do not know where that is
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I didn't know where Benbrook was
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
North Richland Hills?
Seriously? That area is full of suck.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
NRH is seriously trashy
How he’s putting it up with Southlake I have no idea since they are not similar at all.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And again
What do Southlake and NRH remotely have in common?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This is weak
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
NRH2O, Mountasia, and a Sonic all right next to each other,
with a Weinerschnitzel nearby. Basically the perfect city.
Nah... Denison til I was 5
then Cedar Hill
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
5A bro
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, bro. 15 mins into Dallas, bro.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're in Lewisville/Flower Mound do you have the equivalent of a downtown Ft Worth ten minutes away
as an alternative to going to Dallas?
Good point.
[though I’m not sure they’re equivalent]
Yeah, that would be even more difficult than it is for us, when we are in town, to get over there.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Apparently if you have at all lived in the greater DFW area
You’re supposed to know everything about Dallas and where to party.
Knowing where Lower Greenville is
isn’t the same thing as knowing ‘everything about Dallas’. We all know where Deep Ellum and Sundance Square are, right?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
People I knew in Fort Worth would occasionally go to Deep Ellum,
but “Lower Greenville” might as well be in Oklahoma.
Ok,
so for the purposes of this, can we exclude idiots?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
That's a very large portion of the population we are excluding.
I really wouldn’t expect somebody from Plano to know the exact location of Sundance Square regardless of intelligence levels. They probably are not going to have been there in person.
Interesting.
I guess it’s because we were more west, but it seemed like we made it down there at least once a year.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
More people know where the stock yards are
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
All of my West Texas buddies know where the stock yards are
and pretty much know nothing about downtown/sundance
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Stockyards is really where people go or where they are taken when they visit FW
I don’t really know many people that go to FW to visit the Sundance Square.
Well, now you know one.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I've known a few.
It’s just not as common as the stockyards. People take visitors up there to go eat at incredibly overrated Mexican places and see the FW equivalent of the 30,000 millionaire walking around in cowboy boots because why not?
Please tell me you are talking about Joe T's
Because I really hate that place.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
So overrated
Nice place to hang out though
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I really don't see how it has such a huge appeal.
It’s a nice place to hang out with people because of the setting and how big the place is. It can be a fun place. But when you tell people that the food isn’t that great they act like you shot their grandmother.
The drinks are absurdly pricey and they aren’t even that good to begin with.
I don't know anyone that goes for the food
atmosphere + drinks, that’s all
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You have to know how to order there
I always get the half chicken with a 1/4 link of jalapeno sausage… That comes out to $8ish. Then you get free beans and bread so I load up.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Los Vaqueros
Is pretty good Mexican and pretty much standard prices.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
They're good
So is El Asadero, La Playa, and El Rancho Grande
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I know many who come to town for Sundance
My non-rural friends want to do the same awful shit… Joe-T’s then Pete’s…. and so does every bachelorette party
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I hate it
except when I was single I would go there and load up bachelorette party girls… sluts
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
The women do love it.
It’s why they can charge so much for their drinks. They women go so guys are absolutely going to follow.
Have you been to the Stockyards lately?
Pretty beaten down. And the correct term is simple “The North Side.”
Whereas Sundance is still boomin.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 2, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I have
People go to Joe-Ts and a few other areas as much now as ever.
North side has always been kind of shitty.
It is on main across from the Mexican mini mall thing
It is an orange building on the left if you are headed north on Main. It’s across from La Playa as well
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I know which building it is.
The orange building description gives it away I guess I just never knew the name of the place.
No, they really don't
If they did, half the businesses wouldn’t be closed down.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 2, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
BUT YOU KEPT TRYING TO WAGER IN HONEY!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
IT'S MORE A GENERAL ANNOYANCE IN DEALING WITH NEWBEES.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
facts of life
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
you can take the good
And take the bad
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 10:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
thank you.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
maybe go to blue note and get a shuffleboard tourney workin
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
we already know who is gonna win that.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
w00t
im down.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Lisa W's Labor Day tour of the minor leagues
She’s been gone so long. But I remember she mentioned this vacation plan, which I think includes San Antonio, Round Rock, maybe Frisco. [My two cents: taking 281 in/out of SA is much prettier.] Hope you have good weather, safe driving and great baseball!
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
minor league baseball fuckin sucks.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
besides the prospects and shit...
but minor league games are BORING. def wouldnt plan a vacation around it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait, doing the chicken dance doesn't excite you?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Lisa W: nice person who's unfortunately fled our LSB community
IANF: immediately reminding us the reason why
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
Strong opinions are not why LisaW left.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
While I have no empirical evidence, with the exception fo baseballismyboyfriend
I think the general over/under on women here would be about 6 months
by thedudeabides on Sep 2, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really true.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this isnt true at all.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
because i said i wouldnt plan a vacation around minor league baseball
and that it bores the shit out of me?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I WAS WRONG to say that -- I was mad
because your response was so fast and negative (and wrongheaded, imo). That’s not why she left — only she really knows. In fact, I remember her saying (paraphrasing here) she was entertained by “peen-measuring” threads, of which you’re a champ. No hard feelings …
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
THIS JUST IN
Schoolly D thinks IANF has a huge dick!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I heard the real reason was bc she hooked up with someone from LSB
and was too embarrassed to come around anymore.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
She wanted to do me in the LSB port-a-john at the last tailgate
I don’t think it happened
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
lol.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
word?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 11:06 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
hes kidding.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
brisket update
so I ended up using the rub my dad uses (heh) which is 1 tablespoon each of salt, pepper, garlic salt and onion salt, 2 tablespoons of celery salt and Worcesershire sauce (I will experiement with different combinations of tasty stuff to rub into my meat at a later date, but I didn’t want to experiment here and look like an idiot to the neighbors). Applied rub last night when I got home from work at 1, wrapped in foil and will sit in the fridge until 0700 tomorrow when it hits the smoker for 8 hours. 5 lb brisket, btw.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
do you have a balcony?
when we lived in Ohio, the lack of acceptible legit barbecue inspired me to get a smoker. I put it on the balcony of our apartment.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
No balcony
I have a roof but somebody just got evicted for being outstandingly stupid so I don’t plan on doing things that would piss off management.
hmm
good idea
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
wait
maybe if you cut the landlord in and gave him some delicious smoked meat, he’d look the other way?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I always grilled on my apt. balcony back in the day
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
We did in CS, but that was a bit different.
In Houston, it was a no go.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes,
the police dept who biked into our apt complex pool at 2 AM because a whole 3 guys were drinking whiskey and smoking cigars and threatened to arrest them if they didn’t leave immediately. Sigh. I do not miss CS.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
/COLLEGE STATION
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds awesome.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
i took this out of context
I will experiement with different combinations of tasty stuff to rub into my meat at a later date
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm not sure you did...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
well, it's true!
I love experimenting with my meat
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Especially slathering it with fat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
well, she HAS had 2 kids
hey-o!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
hahaha
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
that wasn't very nice of me
my wife is working hard to get back into shape…I was just making a joke I thought would be funny.
#InCaseSheSecretlyReadsLSB
#OhShitIfThatsTheCaseTheseHashtagsAreScrewingMe
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
#whyismywifecomingatmewithabutcherknife
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
And we never heard from Loblaw again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Can you get me Weezer tickets at the Winstar in October?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i wouldnt mind going if we could get a DD.. i would def go.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
actually, I wouldn't mind hitting this one up
Did You Know: I have only been to one concert in my entire life? An old girlfriend dragged me to a Shania Twain concert at Reunion Arena once. I’ve seen a few live shows (Pat Green at a bar, stuffl like that), but nothing I’d consider a legit “concert” expert that shitburger. Bob Loblaw Facts™
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
really? i have been to quite a few. my two favorites
snoop dog opening up for RHCP and dashboard opening up for Weezer
been to a ton of other shit.. but those are my favorites.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I remember the snoop/RHCP tour, but I missed it for some reason.
Saw the Dashboard/Weezer though.
Tix to their show at the Winstar though are fucking crazy expensive.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
100 a piece? i mean come on.. after gas, booze, gambling
thats a 3 or 4 hundo trip right there….
thats ridiculous… or we could win a lot at blackjack and our trip would be free.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
$100 each?!?!?!?
I’ll have to go with plan B, fellas. Sitting at home masturbating on the internet. did I call that “Plan B?” I meant Plan A
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
AKA "weeknights."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
and "weekends"
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
glad to see you back again
you were MIA for a few weeks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Got slammed at work.
Took a mini-LSB break after the recent unpleasantness and then got a ton of work to do. Has helped my hours for the year….
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
What was unpleasant?
Other than the normal dumb shit things
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I suppose "recent" was a bad description.
I was talking about when everyone got pissed at everyone else and people left the site.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed. Which is why I didn't make a big deal about it.
Just took some time off.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
What unpleasantness?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
you and your dreadful Dinosaur Penises
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The only thing dreadful about that was how quickly it came to an end.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
you should go see Cattle Decapitation
right up your alley lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yeah
I’ll just check the mail. Because Winstar mails every resident of Oklahoma two tickets to every single show they have.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hooked on Phonics day was the biggest in Winstar history for that very reason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
lol
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
except no one could read the tickets to see where the show was or what time it started
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's why they printed them with a scratch-activated recording.
Play to the instincts of Oklahomans.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
instincts of Oklahomans
they should’ve come at the bottom of a bottle of drinkin’ mouthwash
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
And codeine cough syrup.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
that is WAY more sophisticated than what gets consumed up here
they think “Purple Drank” is 1 part grape juice, 5 parts rubbing alcohol
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Wouldn't that kill you?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
RIP PIMP C
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
in all seriousness
people up here drink a lot of fucked up stuff to get drunk. I’ve run into people fucked up on hairspray, mouthwash, gold paint (huffing), rubbing alcohol….you name it, they’ll drink it. God forbid they just plan ahead a little bit and hit the booze store before they close.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
This guy??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
it's funny
but that’s EXACTLY what they look like when they’re fucked up on paint.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You forgot about
Sippin ’line.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
/evan grant
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I was waiting for this
Now I can go about my day
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 11:02 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
dude
put mustard on the brisket before you put the rub on it. mustard cooks off and has no flavor — and the rub sticks to the meat…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Just got this sent to my work email
Dear Beloved,
I am Mrs.Angela William from Ghana i am married to late Elliott William from cote d’ ivoire. he was the executive accountant with the cote d’ ivoire ministry resources and energy. And during the period of our marriage we have only one son.
Though this message might come to you as unexpected hence we have not meet before and the only means of communication is via internet and you are being contacted because of my condition here in the hospital in cote d’ ivoire.
I was told by the doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and i can only live for some months. When my let husband was alive he deposited the sum of us$6.4 Million Dollars in a truck box and deposit it in a SPD COURIER COMPANY here in cote d’ ivoire, i want you to know that the SPD COURIER COMPANY did not know that the truck box is containing money because my late husband register the truck box as a family valuables for security reason and presently this fund is in the costody of this SPD COURIER COMPANY and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my late husband business associate in order to inherit the money in the truck box, because my son is only eight years old.
I will issue you the vital document that will prove to you the present beneficiary of the fund in the custody of SPD COURIER COMPANY. I hope that you will not betray my only son if i change the document in your name and make you the present beneficiary of the truck box that contains the money. After all the delivering of the truck box to you in your country my son will relocate to your country, Please all I need from you is to take my only son as your son, give him good education. even when I am know more. this mail is very urgent.
All I need now is for you to Investor this Fund for my only son in your country.
If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer you 15% Of the total sum
this is my email addressGod bless you and your family
Mrs.Angela William
Thanks
I’M RICH, BITCH! PEACE OUT, LOSERS!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
looks like you can pay for Weezer to come play for us!
Hey Mercy Me….PACK UP YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Weezer will be playing at the Ballpark from now on!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I wouldn't want to upset Josh by any stretch, so maybe we can do something nice for Mercy Me.
But fuck yeah…
ATTENTION HERBIE:
Who’s in charge of booking bands for concerts at the Ballpark? What kind of budget are they playing around with?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
needs moar lil wayne, weezer, john mayer
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
On stage at the same time
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 2, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahah.
I would pay to see that.
“An island in the…Wonderlaaaand…Motherfucker, I’m ill”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
lol yes!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
This could be a fun game.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Weezy has already done a track with Weezer so that would work.
And Mayer’s played guitar with Jay-Z on U Don’t Know (which was awesome) so this could work.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
They're not interested.
I’ve been trying to get them to livin this place up for years.. no one is listening!!
I thought I had an opening with Greenberg but then he got the boot…
I want concerts of big time bands and I want them in the ballpark after the games like the Rays used to do (dunno if they still do?).
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Big Band?
I like some sweet swinging music? Might be fun, though the biggest you can go is like Big Bad Voodoo Daddy heh
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Brian setzer orchestra
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 11:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Saw Brian Setzer at Winstar a few months back. My Dad wanted to go.
It was a Christmas-themed show. It was sad.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Pirates concert schedule over the past few years
They have these concerts and pair them with fireworks displays that are launched from on the field, off of the bridges, off of a barge in the river and on top of buildings downtown… they’re very cool.
Huey Lewis and the News
Train
Steve Miller Band
O.A.R
Zac Brown Band
Collective Soul
George Thorogood
one crazy second (around ASGame) the thought of TEX-PIT World Series
“Love to check out that city, that ballpark, and the Andy Warhol Museum …”
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
we had a lady fall for this and deposit the check for 15K....
she withdrew the cash and sent it to the dude….. check bounced…
we sued her for the 15K…. won in court… stupid bitch.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait, what?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
yes.. we had a lady at our financial institution fall for this...
she was responsible for the fake check she deposited and wired the funds out…
when the check bounced.. shes still responsible for the 15K that bounced.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
People did that all the time when I was a banker
lots of poor people and old people
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
yep. this was back when i worked at a smaller institution
and 15K loss would have been hard to explain to the board.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Mike's Bank
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
holy shit...thats a weird fucking email
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
and yes obviously a scam
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
actually I think it's legit!
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Poor Linguo...he never had a chance.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
A few months ago, somebody posted this link:
http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm
If you are looking for a few hours to kill, read some of these great scam baiting stories.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
the thing is.. .1 in 1000 it will work too... its sad.. but people ALWAYS
fall for the get rich schemes… never fails
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep. People are always looking for short cuts.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I read through this one:
It is long, but excellent. Among other things, he baits the scammer into hiring “actors” to recreate the Dead Parrot sketch:
Dead Parrot sketch – Scammer style!
It is golden.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That was an amazing Friday diversion from work...
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
i posted it
419eater = freaking awesome.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 2, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
I was too lazy to search to see who posted it. It is definitely awesome.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
This seems legit.
You should trust her.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And with that, I'm out of here and off to Waco.
If the Frogs win, I will be in Austin loudly celebrating; if they lose, I will be drinking in my hotel room. Anyone in Austin, feel free to come to the Mohawk Saturday night to see Jim Ward play with a live band.
GO FROGS.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Where you sittin?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
No idea, friend has my tickets. Visitors section, I assume?
Look for my TANK THE TANK sign, if it makes it in. I’m gonna try to put I AIN’T EVEN MAD on the back.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Heh, K.
We’re over on the old folks side.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
I’ll look for you through the glaring sun in my eyes
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Yeah, we talked about this.
I’ll be the brown guy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
A brown guy went to Baylor!?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I know.
Even crazier, there was a brown guy in CS for two years…and he didn’t play a sport! [Well, not for a NCAA team, but I don’t want to downplay my stunning contributions at CB and S to our med school flag football team]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Do not downplay them.
/Penn Championship Winning FF QB
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I joined a flag football team down here.
Never been the “fast guy” on a team before, so that’s nice, but sadly I still don’t have much endurance, yet now they expect me to run!
What school?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanna play
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This is how I feel about ultimate frisbee.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
and by least-fun
you mean totally awesome, right?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No, pretty much the opposite.
I played it in a league last fall and they took it fairly seriously. Finding other leagues and playing softball, volleyball, and now football this year instead has been a huge improvement.
It depends.
People who take it seriously but not too seriously are the best. I’ve really gotten into it lately… bought cleats for the first time in forever!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Way too much "MAKE YOUR CUTS QUICKER!"
“NEVER GIVE UP ON A CUT!”
“LINE UP IN A BETTER STACK!”
yelling.
Who are these 'tards?
Bet they don’t even know football
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Ew.
That sounds like more a function of the people you were playing with, though. I’m not sure I’d play in a league, but ultimate is a pretty amazing sport… and (in my experience) one that guys and girls can play with equal levels of talent.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
It can be super fun when you're just playing pickup and running around.
But once I was on a team in that league it turned into this way-too-organized-to-be-fun-unless-you’ve-played-for-years BS. Formations and defensive schemes and on and on and on.
Can I play?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Why am I not surprised?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
And you say you don't humblebrag.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This was a straight up brag
I either brag or I don’t.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well you certainly brag.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Never claimed I didn't :-D
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just mean if I'm gonna do it I don't half-ass it.
Humility is not known to me.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It should be.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think he thought it meant Computer Science at first
you genius
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh, c'mon.
I spent the rest of the subthread making fun of the lack of diversity of my alma mater (30% minorities), you didn’t think I’d take one shot at A&M’s ~20%?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
CS/A&M suck
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Come back to the students side... leave the blue hairs alone!
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Hah.
This will only be my second time over there. Going to be weird…
…still, pregnant wife, so at this point, I’m just hoping to get to experience a few minutes of the new tailgate atmosphere and stay for the whole game.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I sat over there once for a UT game. Never again
Have her put on a bikini, paint her belly green and gold and run out with the line! lol
Maybe K* will lead the line again
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Hi
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
hmmm let me see if I remember how to do this
10 INPUT "What is your name: ", U$
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Hah, I don't see it.
She’s 5 weeks away…we’re about to hit waddling stage.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I worked there when it first opened.
It’s an awesome place – its changed a shit load since I was there though.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I like it.
Solid venue. Friends band played there a few times.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
can you believe they built those condos RIGHT THERE?
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
I'm already in Waco
AND I’ll be in Austin tomorrow heh.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I expect Mike E and Max BFF pics
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Go Frogs.
I’ll look for you on TV. You’re wearing purple, right?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
You sure do love that
“Welp! Hurp de durp what are you gonna do?!” pose.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have seen so many pictures of you in the last 3 weeks hahaha
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
clearly Max *loves* posting pics of himself on LSB!
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
ain't even mad.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Me Pseudo-Performing a School Tradition
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Pissing on Ben Franklin?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
making it look like Ben Franklin is sucking your dick?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Pissing on that bench is a common drunkard activity
And the reason which Penn students giggle anytime a visitor is seen sitting and taking pictures on the bench.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
too big
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Is this you?????
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Hope this isn't you
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like Dutch
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
WHERE'S THE CIRCUITBOARD?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Those girls over there don't appear to be up to Benji hotness scale.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Haha they aren't
I was a director for one of Penn’s college houses and we were helping Freshman out on a photo scavenger hunt around campus as a new student activity… we decided to make ironic pictures to turn back in.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So trill.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
what's a trill?
also, in Soviet Russia, the shirt trills you!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Sigh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
please explain!!!!!!!!!!
I ahve to remain somewhat plugged into what the kids are saying these days! It’s all “skateboard” this and “Mario Brothers” that. Smoking their drugs and listening to hippity hop music.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
True + real = Trill
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
/not real ghetto
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That's true
I’M FROM THE ROADS, BITCH.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 2, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU'RE PRONOUNCING IT WRONG BRAH
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
needs a deeper v neck
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 2, 2011 11:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The lighting makes it look like you have oobs and your filling your hands lol
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
my electric bill and water bill combined was a miraculous 75 dollars this month
425 sq foot apt for the win!!!! (actually FTL.. my apt sucks)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:38 AM CDT reply actions
My electric bill was $150 :(
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
$180ish
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Per room.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Are you not impressed that you were in my dream last night?
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
lol what?!?!? did you stalk my sexy facebook pics?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I put on my khaki shorts and Polo golf hat...
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Ha ha.
Classic.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
this also may be a sign that you are on LSB too much?
just sayin…
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, this is probably it
Read up or search for IANF
-- Micah
-- -- --
"I will picture Ian the next time I make love if he comes through here. " - River Fenix
-- -- --
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me
by The Best Micah on Sep 2, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else having problems seeing pics this morning?
I’m only seeing about 75% of the posted pics.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
You on a work computer?
Often times when on my work comp, some of the image hosting sites are firewalled
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I am on a filtered computer
never had the problem before that I noticed though
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I amona filtered computer
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I am, so maybe that's the issue.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
All the ones Max posted up there aren't showing for me
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I do like Ace Combat games...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Groceries!
Mikkeller 1000 IBUs, Port Older Viscosity and Lagunitas Undercover Shut-Down Ale.
Any beer fans on BeerAdvocate? I would love to swap some brews.
by dolphinpuncher on Sep 2, 2011 11:42 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I know Ryin A and I are on beeradvocate
he is my only friend on there
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
It's been a while since my beer binge of last summer/fall,
but I think I used RateBeer more often than BeerAdvocate. I’ve got some of the Lagunitas IPA sitting in the fridge right now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Mine's going to be there for a while, I need to give the gut a rest
Jihad look for me on there. I’m Bierzengot
by dolphinpuncher on Sep 2, 2011 11:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Those sound great.
I’m not on BeerAdvocate (or RateBeer), but I probably ought to get on there more often.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, you may have already seen this, but I saw it at my local Borders...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Aqua posted the set a while ago, but I wasn't aware there was a poster.
I MUST HAVE IT
by dolphinpuncher on Sep 2, 2011 11:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I posted what?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Northing worse than when your wiener touches the front of a public toilet seat when you sit down.
I don’t generally use public toilets, but sometimes the situation calls for it. I hate thinking about how many other guys’ wieners were right there.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Sep 2, 2011 11:48 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Put down toilet tissue man
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He does on the actual seat
but what is he going to bring tape too to fix his issue here..
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
exactly
all the TP and sani-seats in the world can’t erase all the dicks that have touched that toilet.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You put tissue on the front too...
It’s actually pretty damn easy. Put it under the seat so it stays in place… Or for ones with full top rings (rare), just put two layers. Super simple. Or just monitor your junk location whilst using the toilet
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
GB, you're a doctor
tell benji that penis aura goes right through TP
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not a doctor yet.
I should probably abstain from this discussion because of that. Eclou?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 2, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I just cringed.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
The worst is when it touches the water.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Stop pissing in the sink and that won't happen.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Braggart.
But seriously, splash-back is a close #2 (pun intended)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Sep 2, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am not a fan of the accidental turd douche
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Bathroom is closed until further notice
‘cause one of you thought it would be a good idea… to pull down your pants… m’kay, over your buttcheeks over the urinal… and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Yep, whenever somebody in the next stall down asks for a courtesy flush,
I have to say, sorry pal, no can do.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 2, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
"I hate thinking about how many other guys’ wieners were right there."
I hate thinking about how many other guys’ wieners were right there.
that’s called the Kim Karsashian Effect
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
And they were probably all humongous, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Guy accidently sets apartment complex on fire bbq'ing
..charged with arson..
http://www.kxxv.com/story/15377247/barbeque-pit-fire-leads-to-arson-arrest?redirected=true
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
BBISMBF... that sounds like a true story though!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 12:04 PM CDT reply actions
OH GREAT.
MY WIFE IS HAVING SERIOUS CONTRACTIONS AGAIN. TODAY. THE DAY THAT BAYLOR PLAYS TCU IN FOOTBALL ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
everyone and their preg wives
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
So a win means the kid's middle name is Glasco, right?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Assuming Glasco wins it
My ranking for win probability is:
1. RG3
2. Kendall
3. Salubi
4. Everyone else
5. Anyone showing up on defense
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Wait, are you a Baylor fan?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I am an alumni and student
dont know about the other dude
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Well blow me down.
I didn’t know that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
All right, all right, all right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I do on a regular basis
You would if you could snag one
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Go for it...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
don't bite off the old man's face
or you’ll catch “diabetus”
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
That is a pretty sweet middle name, actually.
How do you know who Glasco Martin is, though?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I live in Round Rock
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
For anyone who hasnt seen the LSB homepage yet...
you can know hear AJM’s voice to further heighten the experience of pleasuring yourself to his pics.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Thank GOD.
/Loblaw
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
George Wallace is my tird cousin or some such
and Jefferson Davis is my great great something or other uncle.
cs,b
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I love all of you
back to the salt mines
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The future face of office team building activities.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sat Oct 15: Toadies, Old 97's, Centro-Matic, Sarah Jaffe, others
Pretty stacked lineup for the Dallas Observer show. It’d be nice if I was already up in the Metroplex for some other reason . . . [this is allowable!]
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
that's going to be a kick ass show
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I went last year to the showcase and to the award ceremony.
Had the time of my life.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
"Mike's his daddy and I'm his brother so whenever you get in a fight with your dad, you blame it on your brother." --Ian Kinsler about Elvis Andrus
impressed (if not surprised)
Were you shooting last year? Will you be this year?
CLOWNBALL, starring Jonah Hill, in theaters September 23
They let anybody who wanted to shoot to shoot.
So I got some shots. I have the ones from the showcase posted on facebook. Grady also forced me to take a picture with him at the photobooth thing they had set up at the award ceremony.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
What did he smell like?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty lady.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yo, Chief!
I’ve actually been sleeping at night the past week or so.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
"Mike's his daddy and I'm his brother so whenever you get in a fight with your dad, you blame it on your brother." --Ian Kinsler about Elvis Andrus
IANF:
Mudfootball just came on Pandora.
I think I heard the button on your khakis just pop off.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
hahahah man i was so stoned at that concert i dont remember anything
but being a fatty eating a funnel cake at a jack johnson concert
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Le sigh.
dentoneer Dentoneer
Nothing makes you regret a 80 million $ stadium like giving up 41 points to FIU.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
BUT THE NAMING RIGHTS!!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 2, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It's still UNT football.
I’d rather watch the basketball team.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Would you?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if you were watching.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm trying to determine if I would
(to my question, not yours, lol)
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Why wouldn' you?
Am I missing something?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 2, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Face is like Dee from It's Always Sunny
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm. Doesn't look nearly that sharp from the above angle (I guess that's the point).
So because I’m a weirdo who highly prioritizes cute faces over bodies, maybe not.
Ugh I'm the same way
Hence the hesitation :(
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
why are we debating this?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Cuz
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
in this case its a yes
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Who the hell uploads uncompressed mp4 movies of their lectures for people to download?
Made worse because I have to be on a Purdue computer to download them… then upload them to our large file transfer service… then download them at home…
Rabble rabble rabble
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/9/2/2400691/ot-ii-horrible-bosses-edition
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/9/2/2400691/ot-ii-horrible-bosses-edition
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/9/2/2400691/ot-ii-horrible-bosses-edition
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 2, 2011 1:08 PM CDT reply actions
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