9/20 OT #1
by chief on Sep 20, 2011 7:26 AM CDT
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PrintHas enjoyed a distinguished broadcasting career in both Texas and nationally, is the lead television play-by-play announcer for Rangers games on Fox Sports Southwest and TXA21. Barnett joined the Rangers radio broadcast team in 2009 while providing play-by-play coverage on a limited number of Rangers television broadcasts in 2009 and 2010.
Before joining the Rangers, Barnett spent 13 years with ESPN, serving as a play-by-play voice for baseball, basketball, football, and golf telecasts. He has covered major college basketball and football games for ESPN, ABC, and ESPN Radio and did Major League Baseball for ESPN and ESPN Radio from 1996-2008. Barnett was also a member of ESPN's College World Series coverage from 2001-2004.
A native of Denton, Texas, Barnett is a familiar voice to fans in Texas. He joined the sports staff at KRLD AM Radio in 1978 before succeeding the late Mark Holtz as the radio voice of the Dallas Mavericks on WBAP Radio in 1981, the NBA's youngest broadcaster at age 23. Barnett did radio and television games for the Mavericks through the 1987-88 season, winning a pair of Commentator of the Year Awards from UPI. He then spent nine seasons as the television voice of the San Antonio Spurs before joining ESPN in 1996. Barnett returned to the Spurs for the 2006-07 campaign.
He previously broadcast Rangers baseball in 1990 on cable television for Home Sports Entertainment. He has also worked on pre-season National Football League telecasts for the Houston Oilers, Green Bay Packers, Dallas Cowboys, and Chicago Bears and did the Southwest Conference Game of the Week for Raycom Sports from 1989-1996.
Barnett is a 1979 graduate of the University of North Texas. He resides in Lantana with his wife, Kim. They have two children, son Zach, and daughter Ally.
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doing it this morning (mid morning) so ppl have until then to add or confirm
KOK (confirmed)
IANF?
max (confirmed)
matteo25 (x2) (confirmed)
rodney (x2) (confirmed)
dudeabides (x2) (confirmed)
hypo-luxa
TDT?
futurepants
suicide prince (confirmed)
worst case is i have to eat one from hypoluxa and i know enough ppl in dallas i can get someone to go..
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
you sure?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep. Friend had other commitment.
by matteo25 on Sep 20, 2011 8:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
got it, need to respond today/tonight
thanks man
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
updated list:
KOK (confirmed)
IANF?
max (confirmed)
matteo25 (confirmed)
rodney (x2) (confirmed)
dudeabides (x2) (confirmed)
hypo-luxa
TDT?
futurepants
suicide prince (confirmed)
theres 9, and i may pick up another one just to see.
looks like seats may be in 324U, row 17 (whole row is open 1-19 at the moment) — and witt(less), BT, Tball, Scoop, Ryin, Moe, Keynes, Mrs. Keynes are on first row of 324L i believe…
so if anyone has any interest, last call. ordering when i get back about 10…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 7:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Witt(less) is in 325.
Everyone else is in 324 I think.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
ahhh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
barnett
u won major dumbass, knockoutding
DAVE BARNETT: more statistics please!!!!!!!! not choking yet, only gagging
you confuse me mr sockpuppet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 21, 2011 6:21 AM CDT up reply actions
ok picked up tickets
sec 324U, Row 19, seats 1-10 (picked up an extra)
my paypal is the same as my the address in my profile, if you guys will paypal me 21$ even and send it as a gift/you pay fees (should be less than 25c in fees) i would greatly appreciate it!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Sent $42
via paypal, you should have it shortly
by thedudeabides on Sep 20, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Your information on Barnett.....I know I've read it somewhere before....
I just can’t think of where……
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 7:37 AM CDT reply actions
Guess he doesn't like him.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
OH MY GOD.....I LOVE THE HARDLINE AGAIN
Ok, so we’ve been talking how 98% of Cowboys fans are all idiots. Well, the Hardline finally lost their cool with yet another completely moronic caller — and said Cowboys fans are no better than the Yankees fans they make fun of.
http://theticket.com/Portals/2/UserFiles/User104443/HL-RomoCalls-podcast.mp3
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 8:00 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahaahahaaha that's awesome!
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I'm telling ya, I may never complain about the Hardline again after that.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions
They ripped that guy to shreds.
I loved how he thought Romo didn’t have a cracked rib.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I meant punctured lung.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
i heard that too Worley....i was laughing my ass offf
fuck you Joe !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
The comparison to Yankee fans is spot on, too.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
no question, i wanted to send them that yankees douche gif from the playoffs soo bad
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
jesus christ. fuck that guy
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
This is one of the nice things about the Rangers not being the Red Sox or Yankees.
You don’t have to get beat down with this crap with them.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Look....I've been a Rangers fan all of my life...I bleed red and and blue and white and...baby blue....
I’ve seen Umbarger, Hough, Clyde, Bibby, Jenkins, Witt and, of course, the great Nolan Ryan….let’s not automatically anoint this CJ Wilson as the next Cliff Lee…
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
LMAO...
I freaking hate this thought process by Cowboys fans.
“Look, I watched Staubach and Aikman play. I’m a fooken expert on this, even though those games were played at least 20 years ago and decades of heavy drinking and bronco-bustin’ has warped my memory. Let’s not put a fooken ring on his finger jest yet. It was only a broken rib.”
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
IN MY EXPERIENCE..........
anything that starts w/ that line should automatically be discounted
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Conversation with a buddy of mine after week 1 went something like this...
“You don’t understand dude, you haven’t been watching the Cowboys near as long as I have…”
My reply: “YOU’RE ONE FUCKING YEAR OLDER THAN ME YOU ASSHOLE.”
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
hahaha...what an idiot
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
He loses all logic and common sense...
But only when it comes to the Cowboys.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
my brother is the same way
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
the guy i work with i swear to god is the dude from Big Fan.
at the end where they are like 16-0!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
The weird part is the buddy I had that conversation with...
said the Cowboys were gonna go 8-8 at the beginning of the season. So I think the conversation we had after the loss, was a combination of his disappointment, probably a little drunk and you know, being a COWBOYS FAN FOR LIFE! 5 SUPER BOWLS, STAUBACH, AIKMAN, LANDRY, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE…
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
That's awesome
Honestly, the worst part of being a Cowboys fan isn’t the lack of recent success or contending with Jerry Jones’ decision-making and sentence structure.
It’s dealing with the biggest bunch of bandwagon, cliched, half-hearted, borderline mind-numbing fans the team built through its past success. Nothing’s more frustrating than talking to casual Cowboys fans.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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by Conjunction on Sep 20, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That statement...
Is sig. worthy. Nothing not true about it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I went to bed at nine last night
My life is awesome.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
jelly
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I figure I'm just resting up for the week ahead
Two west coast games and then I hit Vegas Friday and Saturday.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, I'm kind of lame
:)
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
i fucking want to go to vegas.
by far my favorite place in the world
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Take your new girl
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
new girl doesnt know i am an alocholic
who may or may not be addicted to strippers and cocaine
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Well...how long are you going to keep up the facade?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
until she finds him facedown in a huge pile of blow
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Or face down on a stripper
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
the two posts above this are like my fucking dreams
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
This is why I'm still single
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
why?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Because it seems guys like this are what's available
And that just doesn’t do much for me
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
well it's not like i want to be nose deep in strippers and coke
all the time.
just some of the time. you have to do something to take the edge off, you know?
i work too hard to not have fun
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I think there are more constructive ways to "take the edge off"
But to each his/her own.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
there is nothing constructive about taking the edge off.
sometimes people just want numb face
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually, no - most people don't
But that’s a different conversation entirely
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
you dont want numbface?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Not any more - outgrew it..
Let’s just say that the allure of waking up and not knowing how the hell I got home lost its charm.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
There are definitely constructive ways of leaving behind a bad/tough day
It’s all a matter of priorities and preferences. I certainly have a drink every now and then, but I’ve grown out of the point where it really helped.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
oh man.
if i didnt come home and at least have a drink i would jump off my balcony
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree with the drink.
However, thankfully my balcony is about 6 inches off the ground, so I wouldn’t have to go very far.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Not to be preachy, but if that's true you may legitimately have an issue
Anyone should be able to go an indefinite period without needing/seriously wanting one.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
dead to me
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Oo, are we finally gonna do a TDT intervention?
INTERVENTION INTERVENTION
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
wouldnt be the wrost idea
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
my new favorite quote of all time
well it’s not like i want to be nose deep in strippers and coke all the time.
just some of the time. you have to do something to take the edge off, you know?
i work too hard to not have fun
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
until she either leaves me
or stops sexing me up
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
If you're questioning it
Then I think you may be addicted.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
so we need to plan another Wedgefest / TDT Intervention ?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Office etiquette question
I share an office with one other person, a lady. If I happen to fart with medium level intensity while she is out, and she comes unexpectedly back in shortly after, do I acknowledge said fart, or pretend it didn’t happen?
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
If it smells already, let her figure it out for herself.
If she laughs, marry her.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
pretend that shit didn't happen
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Wait, I thought it was only a fart. Was there sharting involved??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
heh, if there was sharting involved, then just quit
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
never happened
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Deny, deny, deny
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Give her a dirty look when she sits down as though she did it.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
correct
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
own up to it.
be that guy.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
PLEAD THE FIFTH.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
xx
There are! I say there are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of Americaaaa! I can only choose one! I can only choose ooooooone! I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4, fiiiif! Anything you say! FIIIF! Go ahead and ask me a question!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok so here we go when one is in solitude, the rules don’t apply. But in public one must be most cognizant of the proprieties.
For example, if one is in an elevator and lets out a gaseous discharge do you apologize? It can depend on a number of circumstances. If it is only you and one other person on board, then it is acceptable and expected to mutter a quick "Sorry" and try to pretend it didn’t happen. However, if there is more than two persons on the elevator and you fart, it is permissible to say nothing, as no one can ever know with any certainty that it was you, unless the discharge was so loud as to make it painfully obvious that it was you. In that circumstance you should apologize. Otherwise keep the others guessing. There is no need to open yourself up to shame and ridicule if you don’t have to.
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Always spray after you fart
even if no one is around
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
One smell never cancels another one out
You just have 2 smells, lingering awkwardly.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Slatkin & Co "Fresh Lemonade"
Kills the smell and smells great
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Hey guys!
jolly ol’ day we’re having isn’t it!?
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Post a picture of you, please.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
that's probably not the first time you've told a guy to send you a pic of himself is it?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
What kind of cock shot are we talking about here?
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
are there different poses?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Of course there are.
2 most popular being the Thinker and the Stinker.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
teach me your ways, professor
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Professor Cock Shot
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
he teaches a night class over at northlake
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
can i borrow your notes from the classes i've already missed?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
"Ah, ah, incorrect Marge.
I’ve ruined TWO perfectly good jackets."
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
hmmmm.....Chuck G coming back to the area?
The Stars may be shooting for a new moon. The price tag for the Dallas Stars hockey team, expected to be as much as $265 million even without competing bidders, could be on the rise. Chuck Greenberg, who doggedly pursued the Texas Rangers baseball team through a bankruptcy-court auction last year, announced Monday via his attorney that he is eyeing the Stars. A bidding war between Greenberg and Stars lead bidder Tom Gaglardi could cause the price paid for the team to soar. … [The] team could fetch upwards of $300 million — an impressive price for a National Hockey League team, especially one in a southern market.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 9:22 AM CDT reply actions
x
http://blogs.wsj.com/bankruptcy/2011/09/19/dallas-stars-price-tag-265-million-and-rising/
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh and really WSJ, this is the most flattering pic you could find?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
that looks like me trying to play goalie in the 4th grade.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
hockey seems difficult
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
it is when you are 10 years old
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
this gets my pants goin crazy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Mine too.
Especially since it’s WSJ, they got serious street cred.
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Stars long nightmare is about to be over and DFW will be rid of Hicks ownership for good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
To me it's not even about that...
We’ve seen what area teams can do when they’re not strapped for cash. And this is my favorite area team. So when I see resurgence on the horizon, it gives me such a chub.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
gotcha....I'm stoked for this coming season.
new system, more beasticon from Benn. should be fun.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
You sure that the team selling for upwards of $300M wouldn't cause the same issue with cash?
That’s a buttload of money for an NHL team. Not like they have a ton of TV money rolling in.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
It's not going to be anywhere near $300 million in cash.
The Asset Purchase Agreement in place right now calls for $50 million in cash up front to pay off a loan from the NHL to the Stars. That’s it.
Everything else in the sale “price” is assumed debt.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
You misunderstand my point about cash
If they have a $200M nut to pay off, doesn’t that put a real crimp on their finances? There’s a reason MLB instituted all those debt rules.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I don't think there's ever a time someone is going to pay $300 million in cash for a sports team.
It just doesn’t work that way.
The Rangers sale involved a significant amount of assumed debt as well, if I remember correctly.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Again, I'm not saying anyone is paying $300M in cash
My point is that I don’t see an NHL franchise, what with the lack of a TV deal of any size, being worth near $300M in obligations.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I think it has a lot to do with the potential of the franchise...
You’re talking about the only team in the sunbelt that turned a serious profit at one point. And when you win, the TV deals come. But it ain’t happening over night.
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I think it's being sold in a very wrong way.
I don’t think that, without the amount of debt tied to this sale, that the Stars “price” would be anywhere near that price.
You have to include the value of 50% of the AAC as well in that price, which from what I can gather is about $80M or so of that figure.
Looking at the bankruptcy papers, it seems that only about $100M or so is actual assumed debt payable to Monarch.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you think Cuban gets involved as a potential buyer?
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
If he's involved with Greenberg, no one has said anything.
Right now, I think Greenberg is the only other buyer interested in bidding against Gaglardi.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Greenberg has already said he isn't working with Cuban
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Not when 2/3's of the asking price is going back to the lenders to pay off the debt.
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Herbert to the Stars?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
AHEM.
Here’s what is frustrating. We had this last Thursday, in a personal email from Chuck to DBD.
Now, national ‘sources’ all over the web are reporting it like it’s breaking news.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Dang...kudos to you guys!!
Didn’t even think to check DBD…
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
....sigh...
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
i remember the last two games of the stars season
when a few of the LSB guys (myself included) ventured over to DBD.
your regulars couldn’t believe that we were going to 2 GDT’s…
awesome times (except for the loss)
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
That was fun....
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I remember that game. Wasn't it the night of that early rainout in Baltimore?
It was fun having all the extra people over there.
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Honestly, this is what is most frustrating right now.
DBD is the only consistent news source for the Stars right now…but we’re a ‘blog’.
Or whatever.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
its the best...you guys do a great job
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Irony that we're having all this Stars talk...
I just got my email from Tony Tavares…Does he stay on as president when the sale is over?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Good question.
Who knows. He was hired specifically to get the team to the sale.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
But wouldn't he want a permanent gig with a team?
Or does he strictly work for the NHL when teams are in trouble?
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He's been involved in other areas outside hockey.
“Somebody said to me, ‘You can’t trade 25 guys.’ I said, ‘Why not?’ "
He runs Sports Properties Acquisition Corp, and he was involved in the Expos moving to Washington.
Unless he’s part of an ownership group I doubt he’s staying
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If he had a part in that whole Expos/Nats/Loria thing, I'd rather he move along...
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
No clue exactly what role he played
But, he was the President of the Expos, and I’m pretty sure MLB appointed him there too.
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Yeah, but where's your journalism degree???
YOU JUST DON’T HAVE ACCESS LIKE THEY DO
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 20, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
How are you feeling about this?
What Chuck did in the few months he was here was really exciting…ready for him to do the same for the Stars…
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 20, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I really want him to win...
I don’t know Tom Galgardi like I do Chuck…
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I have no comment
I am unbiased.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I SAW IT WORLEY!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
D Mag is still around?? heh.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Also, they're reporting that Gaglardi is buying the team for $265 million.
Not exactly true.
The purchase includes about $200 million in assumed debt from the defaulted loans.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I would become a huge fan of the Stars if they bring in Greenberg.
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Greenberg is the one who decides if he gets in or not.
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by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I would love to have Greenberg
but I don’t think Gaglardi’s a bad option at all. Wish we could have them both, but either of them could do a really good job here
just listened to UP & IN (episode 66) (Baseball Prospectus podcast)
They read an e-mail from “Chris,” who lives in Dallas and works for Fox Sports Southwest. Chris is a Rangers fan who reads Newberg Report. He MUST be here on LoneStarBall, wouldn’t you think? Who is Chris?
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
I had the same thought..
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Haha
I’m actually almost sure I know who that is. He works in programming for FSSW.
He told me he’s more of a BBTIA guy.
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by Conjunction on Sep 20, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Tony Romo had a pneumothorax.
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esplain pneumothorax in about 10 words to a retard.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I can explain that malady in two words...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Sorry brah...
I swore off BTB a long time ago.
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That's insane.
Playing with a punctured lung is one thing, but for it to instead be a collapsed lung..wtf.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 20, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
HE DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
ITS A CONSPIRACY
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
this is the best.....gets me laughin everytime
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
debt talk and club ownerings gives me tired head.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
so do strippers
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Out of the 100 dudes who ask strippers out on dates while they're working,
what percentage of those guys actually lands a date?
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-10%
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Nah.
I mean if you factor in all the guys who flash around a ton of cash and the woman is only looking to be pampered and what not, I’m sure that’s prob 98% of the instances where strippers “date” a customer.
But for just regular, non-Benji dudes, I want to know what percentage that is who end up taking a stripper out for dinner and a movie, or whatnot .
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Why would you want to "date" a stripper?
they are either a slampiece or not. No need to go through the motions of dinner, movie, etc. IMO
4.5%
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
4.5 dudes out of 100?
i think thats about right. sounds like some field research is in order.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I would...
But then I’d have to go to a strip club. Fuck that noise.
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by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
....
………….
……………………
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Dude I hate strip clubs...
I’ve never understood why single people go to them…Essentially you can spend less money at the bar and you actually have a chance of getting in, or at least getting a number of a future prospect. And if you strike out, you were only out a bar tab.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
$20 cover, bring in a case of beer
and just bro out and watch boobs and sports.
After the cover, technically you don’t have to spend another dollar if you don’t want to.
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by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
#winning
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
But then what's the point?
I can watch boobs at home, the only difference is I can clean the kitchen after watching said boobs.
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by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
You can watch pregnant girlfriend boobs or you can watch computer boobs,
but can you watch 20 year old fake boobs that smell like cotton candy and sadness?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
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by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
More sadness than anything else, really.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And body spray...
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by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Lots of glitter
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Pregnant girlfriends boobs and pornhub boobs are free.
I don’t have to pay to log onto my computer, or log onto my girlfriend.
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by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
spankwire
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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
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by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Why has it taken you this long to tell me about this?
I feel like we’re close enough that if you have something better than the hub, it should be shared immediately between us.
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by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
dont hate on the hub
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I personally think it's better, but either way
you gotta mix it up before you run out of keywords to search for.
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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
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by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
this is true
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Is my girl on there?
Cause she only has two videos on the hub.
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by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
haha I already forgot her name.
But I do the list of superior actresses ahead of her is pretty extensive.
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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
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by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I got time.
And a really big kitchen.
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by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
.0000000000000000001 %
cuz there’s always one. Now if they are paying then its a different story
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Wait - a date-date or a shopping date??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
If the guy asking has a bag of meth or coke.
The rate rises dramatically.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
yeah i just popped top on a coke zero
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Does Moe know about Dave Barnett?
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I don't mind him
I might dislike him if we didn’t have Rhads for those first few weeks. But I think Barnett does a decent job.
-- Micah
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by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
He’s not memorable, but right now, that’s ok with me. We needed a break from the announcer being the highlight reel of the game.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
you're in the majority
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Over/under for Dave Barnett fWar
I’ll start it at
+1.5
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Song of the Day:
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Good choice
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
gotta stop skipping breakfast
makes me grumpy
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HAPPY SEXGIVING
The turquoise pearl necklace and slap on watch is where it just became too much awesome.
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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Turquoise pearl necklace?
You might wanna get that checked out.
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by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that reminds me
Today is my sister-in-law’s birthday. I always feel bad for her, because the 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, which my brother observes religiously, and it drives her crazy.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
I just got an email saying I was selected for pre-sale ALCS tickets
It expires tomorrow and I won’t have the chance to buy them before then. If you want the code, email my screen name at gmail.com
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
DAMN YOU.
I just got the same email.
Only the EXACT OPPOSITE.
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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
so email him...
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
take mine
email me
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ah...didn't read far enough in your post
as I was too jealous jelly of your good fortune.
I’ll shoot you an email…
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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
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by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Thoughts on Texas State?
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
That's a little vague.
In what regards?
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by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I might transfer to their after a year or so at UH.
I heard you went there, and most people just called it a party school.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
It's changed quite a bit since my glory days.
Not the partying, mind you, but just people in general.
How old are you?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
28.
Probably be closer to 30 when I transfer.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Well I loved the campus and the area in general.
I’m sure it would be a completely different experience for me now that I’m not 21-23 anymore.
I would say pretty much whatever stereotypes you heard are true. There are incredibly hot girls with loose “moral fiber”, there are incredibly massive tools, just like any school, but there are some pretty kick ass people there too.
Academia wise, it really is an awesome campus to walk around on on a nice day, and the library is fantastic. Cool buildings, pretty easy to navigate around, and everything should be within walking distance for you.
To this day, the best hamburger I’ve had is at The Tap Room. You’re about a half hour’s drive from downtown Austin and about 45 min north of San Antonio and floating the river in New Braunfels is still probably one of my favorite things to do.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
This is exactly why we want to move to San Marcos.
I’m pretty excited about trying to get this plan in place.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
If my little brother's FB page is any indication
There’s plenty of good looking women and alcohol there.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Texas Nation is better
/RickPerry
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
TxStCa just hates this, but . . .
Presenting the Texas State Bareback Belle!
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Dammit, I'm not a fan of this either.
She isn’t a very accurate representation of our student body.
Although, don’t get me wrong….
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
I trolled him about it for a couple of days after it aired, then I promised I’d quit, and I haven’t linked it on here for months . . . until just now.
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
too late? go ahead then RF . . .
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Nope, you won.
Sorry River, U TOO SLOW!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ADD rears its ugly head again.
Feel free to take me, Schooly!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Focus. Hustle. Hydrate. Believe.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Anyone see Nate Silver's article on college football teams, realignment and fanbases?
Pretty sweet stuff…
I particularly like the graph that shows Rice having more fans than University of Houston.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
i found this interesting
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm surprised Detroit is so high, actually
their proportion fans is similar to Houston and DFW
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
I like his analysis and wish there was more like it, but I don't trust his numbers.
He seems to be focusing too much on regional ties and assuming too much about viewing habits. He’s also operating on the assumption that if you self-identify as a UT fan, for example, you are not a fan of any other team. With split households, kids going to schools different from their parents, and t-shirt fans everywhere, that doesn’t seem like a safe assumption.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't think any number exist that could be trusted.
The methodology they used seems reasonable enough for rough evaluations. I don’t think the scenarios you described would be necessarily material in compromising his data.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
If you believe his data, 25% of the Baylor "fanbase" that exists anywhere in the United States was in Waco Saturday night for the Baylor-SFA game.
25%. I find it hard to believe, and this isn’t just pride speaking, that our fanbase is so small.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
What's that based on?
I ask because CFB is so far beyond my scope of interest I have nothing to really base it on.
What’s the Baylor alumni size? It’s like a 12,000 school right now right? So maybe 200K?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
15k.
Probably living alumni of about 150k or so. I know Baylor keeps records of it, let me see if I can find someone who will give me an answer.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
its based on a combination of factors that include google searches relative to population
and a 30,000 person survey of collegiate allegiances relative to location.
its a pretty roundabout way of getting where he wants to go.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I know what Nate Silver's stuff was based on...
I was asking what Aquaman’s thought is based on. Beyond just gut feeling.
As I said… [and as Silver said] there probably isn’t ANYTHING with truly accurate numbers.
What he did is a rough approximation and it has some decent reasoning behind it. Nate Silver is pretty good at this stuff… I wouldn’t bet my life on his numbers… but I also think he’s made some reasonable assumptions.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
i agree, i think it works well to an extent.
what i would like to see is this data charted overtime and correlated with program success. like i highly doubt auburn was the most popular SEC team a year ago.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I think there are probably a few extreme situations that it is going to miss
but that’ll happen with any (relatively) simple metric applied to a wide, variable set of data.
Baylor is probably a unique case – relatively small market and small school in a state dominated by UT and A&M; and unlike TCU and SMU, it is VERY close to both of those schools.
I do think he’s probably within 10% of the Rice number, which is pretty good.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Some of the numbers were certainly small
I can’t imagine that Rutgers actually has more fans than Baylor or TCU does, for instance. I think some of his numbers get inflated, particularly in places like NYC. I may believe that there are 2 million college football fans in NY, but I won’t buy that 600K of them are Rutgers fans.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
How so?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
You'll have to walk me through it.
CFB doesn’t mean anything to me. I’m mostly take Silver at face value just because he’s Nate Silver.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
It doesn't seem like he knows anything about CFB himself.
For starters, GT does not have more fans than LSU, Tennessee, Georgia, South Carolina, full stop. All he needs to do is go to a bowl game involving some of those teams and he’d throw out the whole article because he’d realize his methodology is hugely broken.
Compare his rankings with merchandise numbers.
I've been to a game at Wake Forest, and I've been to a Wake Forest game at Baylor.
If they only have 149,197 fans, I think I met every single one of them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I've been to a game at Wake Forest, a Wake Forest game at GT, a Wake Forest-GT ACC Championship Game in Jax,
and watched a Wake Forest Orange Bowl on TV, and would estimate their number of fans at about 35,000 (no, really).
The total fanbase?
I find that slightly hard to believe.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It is the smallest BCS school,
and has the football history of, well, a Wake Forest or somebody. Now if we were including basketball fans…
I don’t think 140k is a big underestimate, let’s put it like that. But in any case, something is completely fubar with Silver’s numbers. Maybe he’s just way, way low on the number of fans for the big programs.
I think Wake is like Northwestern.
Not that good at sports, but when they are good, they get a lot of fans to come out.
its probably not much more than that tho.
extremely small school. not many of them probably care at all about football. doubt they have many t-shirt fans. largely speculative, but i doubt that number is far off.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, if that's accurate
Then the marketing folks in charge of the Bowl selections need to be fire.
FSU gets a good bowl every year, regardless of how good or shitty our team is.
Stoops is my daddy. OU 23 - FSU 13
Funny
http://www.rockmnation.com/2011/9/19/2436901/portraits-of-conference-realignment
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
So true.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Hmmm. You swore without prompting. Guilty conscience?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
so i used to laugh at 2.5 men on cbs.
so i decided to watch it last night. cringe-inducing.
holy fuck was it awful.
then some stupid show came on with a hot blonde and a chick with big tits (norah from that nick and norah movie). i gave it 15 seconds. way too much time was given to that show.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
oh i started watching 2.5 men because how i met your mother is awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
heh HIMYM was soo awesome last night
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
VICTORIA
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
BEERCULES !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
btw...this is how i picture TDT
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
have you never met me?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
heh negatory...I've always had shit come up when events were planned
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Anyone want to play Edward 40 Hands?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
fuck yes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
7 minutes is my quickest time.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I would die.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
EDWARD 40 HANDS
but yeah, im pretty pumped about victoria being back. she was my favorite by far.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
i'm intrigued to see what they are going to do
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
I love Ashley Williams. She is very nice on the eyes.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
both of 'em
it happened again…
and when i say it happened again i dont mean that i got drunk again
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
I forgot to tivo 2.5 men, glad I did.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
flagged.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
It was terrible.
Ashton Kutcher is no where near the level of Sheen and it showed. To be fair, I didn’t really expect much from it, but it still sucked.
The roast of charlie sheen, though, was another story
The chick from Grey's Anatomy was actually pretty good.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I didn't realize there was more than one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I like the blonde one.
I don’t recall there being anymore worth talking about.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
x
Ashton Kutcher is no where near the level of Sheen
Good God.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That role was perfect for Sheen...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Amy Schumer went a little too far with the joke about Steve-O friend that died.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yup
A couple of them went a little far, but there were alot of great ones in there.
How much coke does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men. lol
I just noticed that one because he started to tear up and then she makes an awful joke.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
she was the funniest BY FAR
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sooo we all gonna die soon?
The last time the deadliest volcano in the planet exploded it was 1815. It killed more than 71,000 people on the spot and it was responsible for a volcanic winter that caused the worst worldwide famine of the 19th century.
But its destructive power wasn’t just limited to that area. It affected the entire world. The volcano’s ash rose into a column that reached 140,000 feet (43 kilometers) high, right into the stratosphere. The heaviest particles eventually went down, but a stratospheric sulfate aerosol veil remained for years, dimming the sunlight everywhere. This disrupted the entire global climate in a big way, which started a chain of events that killed millions through the Northern Hemisphere.
Experts are now saying that Mount Tambora is ready to erupt again. A steady stream of earthquakes are shaking the island, from less than five a month in April to more than 200 now. Columns of ash are already venting as high as 4,600 feet.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:18 AM CDT reply actions
SUPERVOLCANO!
I KNEW IT!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
this was my favorite part:
stratospheric sulfate aerosol veil
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Now I'm not going to get anything done today.
Because I’m going to be worried about fucking supervolcanoes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
don't be
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
So what's scarier?
Supertornado or supervolcano?
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
Supervolcano.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Easily.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
No question.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Testing...
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Sep 20, 2011 10:25 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Hmm. I need to crop it now that I see it like this.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I can't see his face...
Is that Murph?
Whoever it is, it is glorious.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
It's Dutch
and it’s part of the reason I am cropping and resizing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Test 2
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Sep 20, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh... she will.
yes, she will.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I recced it, bro.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
LSB is such an interesting mix of guys
I’m trying to figure out if they truly represent a cross-section of the men in the world.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:26 AM CDT reply actions
By "interesting," you mean...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Diverse?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
racist?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
No
I don’t mean diverse in race or background. I mean diverse in characteristics and behaviors.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
are you saying that i am the scum of the earth?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Not at all
Don’t put words in my post.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you are more like this guy
except more hookers
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
by lamron on Sep 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LSB date auction for charity?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
id have to smoke crack before that event.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You could get Eggs Benedict and Slam Piece to bid against each other and start a war over your wang.
It wouldn’t be wrong either bc the money would be going for a good cause.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
which charity should we choose?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Children of AJM Smashings?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
They probably hurt the most.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
The Michael Young Family Foundation
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
i would have to pay a chick to take me out
“I will give you $13 to take me out. And I will buy you a grip of booze.”
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
"And I will pay four little people to carry you from place to place."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
over my head
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
That would be a situation in which the loser is actually a winner.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
We'd have to get some ringers
Or maybe it’d be better because the girls actually hold the power … for once.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
for once?
women ALWAYS have the power
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Not around here we don't
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
the only ones in OT threads are basically you and moe, right?
lisa left and im not sure if rachelB a) posts on LSB anymore or b) just doesnt venture in OTs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Tracy and Melanie hang around too
We’re all really cool.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Tracy is awesome.
So is melanie.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
ive seen tracy some
thats right, whats melanie’s sn?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
melanie
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
heh of course it is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
For some reason, stupidsexyflanders doesn't come around any more.
I wonder why.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
She was just faking it when she was here anyway.
She doesn’t even really like the Rangers.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Heh. What you did there, I see it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
because she's a dumb c-word
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Dang.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Yeah SSF really got under the skin of some people here
I don’t know if it was Loblaw or Aqua who really got into it with her. But. Wow.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Both I think...
And she had it coming.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Oh yeah, it was ugly
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
A lot of us jumped on her when she started spouting her crazy ideas.
That thread was mind-blowing.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I certainly disagreed with a lot of what she said.
But I’m not sure if she really ever “got into it” with me about it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm sorry for my coarse language, Ms. Moe.
but she is. Fuck her in her fucking dumb face
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
It's okay.
I was there when that all went down.
She was quite the fucktard.
And that -^ will probably getting me a warning or something.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Moe could pony up some cash for Max,
but just enough to leave enough for a 12 pack of PBR and a pack of American Spirits.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
That they would split, I mean.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
wait, are max and moe dating?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
No
It’s just a meme
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
they hang out, or run in the same circles
shibby
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
"hang out"
it’s cool that we are matching people up on LSB.
i’m glad they found each other.
who’s next?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
ohh that's why she shot me down!
fn TCU Max..
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I would empty my savings to see a Mike E vs. Max dance contest.
Winner take all. “All” being moe in this instance.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
There's a GIF of that somewhere...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I can't actually dance very well.
I’m that dude nodding along to songs, keeping it trill.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well I was kind of banking on the fact that Mike E can't dance very well either, so this works out even better.
Although something tells me Mike E holds many many surprises we may never know about him.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
He is killer at doing The Robot.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
by crazy86er on Sep 20, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
wow, that was up on the rim forever . . .
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
I always go for the low hanging fruit.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Sometimes memes immitate real life.
I think they’re cute.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I would say it's a cross section of a specific group, though.
Because there are many men out there not into sports like we are, and certainly not into sports on a nerdy level like this.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
i always forget you guys are into sports
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
This place isn't about sports...
It’s about everything. Yes a small snippet is Rangers but I see it as more of an e-clubhouse.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
e-clubhouse?
no thanks, bro-cone
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
How would you describe it then?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
circle jerk
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I like it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
i dont know. e-clubhouse sounds like something over at nickelodeon's website
=
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
You see the worst of it here
This is where guys can say whatever idiotic thing they want with the anonymity to get away with it that they do not have in the real world. So its probably a good cross section of people but also not reflective of their real world nature. However it probably is truer to their real nature for some.
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Exactly
I think I’m seeing a truer nature sometimes. And I can’t decide if I’m encouraged or frightened by some of it.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you're a brave soul for treading these waters.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Be encouraged because basically you have a few nuts
but generally most people here are pretty nice which means most people have a generally nice nature and are only slightly more crude than the real world
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Yeah, this is true
There are creeps everywhere, but there are probably more LSBers who seem dateworthy.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
and yes you are a brave one here lol
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
I am not dateworthy
besides being married, I am boring and am the worst conversationalist alive.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
But you have dinosaur pics
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
I would sit at the other side of the table, pull out a giant photo album and start showing off all the awesome pictures of dinosaur penises in my collectionl.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
x
Or does this cookie represent the pride of Buffalo?
It’s dedicated and hard-working citizens
the key ingredient.
… with a few nuts thrown in.
And finally, the love of our families,
which provides the warm chewy center
making our beloved Buffalo the sweetest place to live.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Keep in mind that a lot of personalities are almost like bits in a sense that it's a characteristic or two x 100.
I don’t really wear ‘Gimmie Head Til I’m Dead’ t-shirts out to bars (probably because no one’s given me one as a gift yet).
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
You seem more like a "dead girls cant say no" tshirt kinda guy
amirite?
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
That's still a little more hardcore than I'm capable of pulling off.
But I’m open to suggestions, as I do love me some t-shirts.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
We're mostly anonymous here so we can say what ever we feel like it and not feel bound by society.
FREE TIBET.
But most of us are pretty decent folk, I would venture to guess.
Yep
My online persona isn’t that different from my real one. If anything, I’m probably a bit more measured/reserved online, since I’m used to communicating so much through writing. Also, I curse way more in person.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
I am actually more reserved online as well
I lack a filter many times in the real world
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm more reserved in person.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Me too. I am pretty shy in real life.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
we used to be anonymous.
then we decided to meet.
now i think one of you stalks me
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I am pretty awesome.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
so i'm walking past this chicks office last week.
she says, “Hey, Zane,” in that way that she wants to ask me something. so i go into her office.
she then asks me if i was seeing anyone. i told her yes, but it’s not overly serious (it is somewhat serious now, but i am a guy and i lie). so she goes on to show me a picture of her friend and says we need to go out. her friend is at least a 7 from the picture, so that’s cool.
anyway, she goes on to say something like, “she couldnt find you on facebook…”
it freaked me the fuck out. that’s exactly why i dont have one of those pages.
TDT 2
Facebook 0
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thats what i did!
i was like, your friend is kind of hot, why the fuck do you want me to meet her?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
No... he meant he thought you said she's 7 years old.
He skipped over the key word “a” when he read your post the first time and did a double take.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
thanks
that’s why we have adults on this site
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Some call it stalking... I call it love
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Thank god you don't have good looking women
trying to find you to hook up with you. That’s really a victory for you, there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Sep 20, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOM
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
facebook is a magical land
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
scares me
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know man.
That sounds counterproductive actually….
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
stalkers are creepy
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
You think a stalker couldn't find you just because you don't have a facebook?
I know you’re smarter than that.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
i'm just saying
i dont need some crazy hoe up in my shit on facebook
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Stalkers are only creepy AFTER sex.
Before they become stalkers they are human beings who want to service your tee tee.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
And hot stalkers can actually be fun...
They’re panthers in the sack.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
you need to get one
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Can we be facebook friends??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
why would you want to do that
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
No one earth - maybe Mike Tyson - intrigues me more than Mike E
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Mike T
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
by Mike E on Sep 20, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
mind....
BLOWN
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
He posts pictures of himself.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Tom from Myspace has one
I just subscribed to him earlier today heh.
Found out things like he doesn’t have a myspace anymore cause he thinks it sucks like everyone else. He left the company in 2009.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Reddit?
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
I just want to point this out, and this isn't about you but it still pisses me off.
(it is somewhat serious now, but i am a guy and i lie
THIS is not indicative of how every guy is and it fucking pisses me off when guys either a) try to say it is or b) women try to convince me it’s true.
It’s not true. Not every guy is a fucking lying creep.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
High five for the good guys.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oh sorry, i didnt mean it like, every guy lies. sorry about that.
i just meant that i am a guy and i am a piece of shit liar.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Like I said, this had nothing to do with you.
It’s just a rant.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
are we calling him The Scum of the Earth?
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Funny
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Boom. Dreaminess.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Sep 20, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Now that I seem to have this shit down.
oh the gifs will flow like wine.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
avidemux
and then depending on the size/text or whatever else I want, I’ll do Animation Shop or Photoshop
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
It's actually super, super easy.
the easiest way is with this tutorial
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Do you have one of Ramon Vasquez?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
...no?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
In a postgame interview with Jim Knox, broadcast over the stadium speakers, Vázquez thanked all the fans that were cheering him on despite his three errors, and also told those fans who booed him to “Take that, BLEEP!” (Vázquez did not curse, but rather sounded out the bleep.)
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
If it's on youtube I could .gif it
but knowing that MLB are kind of dickholes about that, I bet it’s not…
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Nah, I was just kidding.
His pedo-stache was legendary though.
A couple buddies and I wore fake staches and made shirts for a game.
I guess you could probably do that now for Holland and it could be pretty funny.
Certainly gif worthy.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah i remember
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
x
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I wish this would show up in my dreams
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
These came from the video board at the ballpark
In some new Video Chuck ran. How did you get them?
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ put the video up in his Google+
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I, too, wish this would show up in my dreams.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
So my brother just sent me his ALCS code.
Looks like I’ll be getting to work at least an hour early just so I can go in on the presale tomorrow.
Also if any of you have the money now, I’d be willing to let you have 2 of the 4 tickets, otherwise I’m only purchasing 2.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Damn.. I just gave away $100 to my friend.
Oh well.. I shouldn’t be buying luxeries right now anyways.
I thought you didn’t have the money yourself though..
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I really don't. I'm putting them on credit card I really shouldn't be using.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
what kind of porno are we talking about here?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Sep 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
of course you are..
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
i'm glad you guys are dating now
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
ALCS ticket buying strategery
Go for Game 2 b/c everyone else is overloading Game 1?
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
yes
that’s what we did last year with DS
game 1 was only crap left and they opened up 2 and I got great seats. People here felt screwed. heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
you're awesome at the ticket-buying "dance," heh
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
ticket sales
plummeted for game 2, so many people tried to get rid of them (including me) but nobody was buying for game 2
by studcrackers on Sep 20, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Okey dokey.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
That's good to know.
I got a code as well.
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
Do you still want those tickets for Saturday?
No problem if you don’t, but I have someone here at work that wants them if you don’t.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you want one just for yourself or do you need two?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
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by ChuckCarltonDMN
Multiple Big East sources said they have been told by WVU officials that WVU rejected by ACC & SEC
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I would like to see Mizzou in the SEC. I actually think they would do fairly well.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 20, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
meh
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
FUCKING REALIGNMENT TALK
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 20, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
sidenote on this
The Big East reportedly said yesterday that it is holding Pitt and Syracuse to the 27 month timeframe on exiting the conference.. so that kind of sucks
"Let them leave earlier or we'll take still more teams and you'll just implode anyway."
Or just let them die naturally…
river fenix.. u coming to my bday party tuesday night at jakes?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 10:54 AM CDT reply actions
Did you send me an invite telepathically?
I must have missed it.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
oh... hey my bday is at jakes tuesday night for burgers and beers then sluts at sherlocks
tuesday boozeday
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
The Jakes in Addison?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
yes.. sorry mike... =(
the one in addison is on a nice golf course though!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I like that patio, but it's just too far to drive all the way up there.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
tuesday night...as in tonight?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
no the 27th
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
thanks for the invite bitch
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
3 of us
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
x
oh… hey my bday is at jakes tuesday night for burgers and beers then sluts at sherlocks tuesday boozeday
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Side note here.
I’ve got a friend in town from New Orleans, so I took him to Twin Peaks last night for dinner and drinks.
Our waitress told us that bar on Beltline called Back 9 has a bikini contest every Wed apparently and she might be in it tomorrow.
I’ve been to that place once, and it was nothing special, but my friend wanted to go while he’s town – he leaves Thurs.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
was this star-tat waitress?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
No - this was a brunette I didn't recognize.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
back 9 is pretty good.. got kicked out of game of of ALCS last year in a drunken yankees hate rage.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
game 1
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I somehow held it together.
I was at Stan’s on Greenville.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
i was raging over at a friends place.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
x
oh… hey my bday is at jakes tuesday night for burgers and beers then sluts at sherlocks tuesday boozeday
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
And what are you charging for this free weekend?
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
JetBlue one-day (today) sale
Austin – San Fran $218 r/t, and such
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
They don't fly to Houston.
What shit.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
hmm, Hobby is on their little route map . . .
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
But not part of that sale, apparently.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I worked from 8 AM - 10 PM yesterday, with no lunch.
After work, co-worker who grew up in Houston, took me to Timmy Chans in THE HOOD.
Like, the drive thru window had a slot to slide in money/he had to give his ID along with the credit card.
BUT HOLY SHIT, GREATEST CHEAP MEAL OF MY LIFE. 6 of the hugest chicken wings, along with an order of shrimp fried rice. And the rap station he had on was playing old school hip hop.
It was heaven.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Are harelips like that more common elsewhere in the world?
Or are they corrected much sooner here in the US?
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Dude...that video has me bawling like a baby.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
omfg Breaking Bad
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
SHUT UP
I’m still catching up on this season.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
What an ending!
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
and holy shit, the part when the guy did that thing! un-fucking-believable!
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
what kind of porno are we talking about here?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
for no good reason I was three behind, just caught up yesterday
don’t worry Brandon, I ain’t sayin’ shit, I was just in that position
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
So Lupe Fiasco...
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Does Max know about this?
#ShibbyRap
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
ranting about the "New World Order"
how 9/11 was an inside job…
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Garrett Gilbert is hurt?
I thought he was benched.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I'm sure it's only natural his feelings would be hurt.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
He's having season ending shoulder surgery
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I'll be damned.
I hope this doesn’t affect his ability to carry a clipboard around.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
yup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Apparently hurt against Rice.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
splinter in his ass
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Give us a transcript.
Live blog it.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
"my petition to DH has gone by the wayside" . . . heh, he funny
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
I like what he said about Beltre's homer off Felix
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
What did he say?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
pure radio gold
Ceej’s Movie Corner:
Moneyball – won’t see it
Drive – wants to see it (natch)
Senna – raves about it (natch), name-checks the Angelika
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Heh... I need to see Senna.
A couple of guys I work with went to go see it.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Beltre obviously said "Oh Shit" when he hit it
and then was laughing and saying “in your face” as he rounded the bases (because Felix had previously owned him)
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
OK I won an ALCS ticket code...
I’ll give somebody a code if they want to sale me 2 ALDS tickets.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 20, 2011 11:37 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Apparently everyone's being selected but good ol River Fenix.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I lost as well
but I already bought 4 tickets last week
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I offered to give away my ALCS code last week...
And it was like an hour before anyone emailed me.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Thanks again
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I got 4 in the bleachers for game 2
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't selected.
My brother just gave me his.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
want Game 2? they're waaay up high ...
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
lol
Kevin_Goldstein Kevin Goldstein
AWESOME RT @si_vault: No athlete enjoyed the disco era as much as Joe Torre: bit.ly/nMJNgc
I bet that girl has a massive bush
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I was wodnering when I'd see a write up and video
Did he even apologize to that poor bastard?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
My guess too
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 20, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Looks like.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yep
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
The keep referring to it as the guy as a victim of "pegging".
Multiple times, the pegging victim, the guy who was pegged.
Pegging — Wikipedia (NSFW)
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Huh. Didn't know it had its own term.
You ever try pegging, Alabama Worley?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey. It ain't gay.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I suppose not.
So can I assume that’s a ‘yes’?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol...
No, can’t say that’s ever come up in my love life.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit.
I didn’t have a suite mate so I had the whole place to myself and then a couple minutes ago someone knocks on my door and is moving into the empty room. :(
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
hey that kid you were bitching about playing tennis moving around and shit... his name isnt Sergio is it?
my parents have some foreign exchange student who is decent at tennis apparently living with them and going to Rider
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 20, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope not him
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
BTW, for those who hadn't seen it...
this is where my gifs are coming from. There will be more. Oh yes. Every scene is so giffable.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Will there be boobs?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
There aren't many boobs in the original.
There should be boobs in the video. SOMEONE WHO WORKS WITH THE TEAM (AHEM AHEM), re-cut the video with more ball girls and six shooters.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Oh my...this is awesome.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
It's even better on the big board at the stadium.
You get so many confused fans.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha I was one of those confused fans this past Thursday.
But I was also laughing pretty hard at it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Didn't realize it was on Youtube
This is literally the worst video ever made…
ever
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I have an inner-ear infection right now.
I see a doctor today at 3:30 to get some antibiotics and to get it cleaned out.
It fucking sucks
by DevilManHammy on Sep 20, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
If you mean allergies, yes
Mine hit me hard late last week, but fortunately they’re settling down now.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Starting to? Mine kicked in about six weeks ago.
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During summer?
Thankfully I’ve never had to deal with any of those problems during the summer, but damn that sucks
The worst time for my allergies is during early spring.
I went to an allergist this past spring to be tested; got 45/50 and 50/50 (and then some) on every single weed pollen, every grass pollen and all but one tree pollen. Also found out I’m slightly allergic to soy and peanuts.
Going outside in April sucks.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
yup mine aren't soo good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
ALLEGRA D IS MY BEST FWEEEEEEEEEND.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
dont really have any allergy problems.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Bratwurst burgers for lunch. Ohhh yeah.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:07 PM CDT reply actions
All brat.
I am a bratwurst fiend.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I am having food orgasms right now.
These are freaking delicious.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
If you can get your hands on fresh ground pork
You can make as big of a batch as you want. Bratwurst is really easy to make. I have a butcher grind up pork shoulders for me when they go on sale.
No butchers here in Bumfuck, OH.
Unfortunately.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Garrett Gilbert: Please don't say "grind up shoulder" ...
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Tryin to be me
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
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by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhh
he longer you linger, the longer the chance that you’re going to get caught and embarrassed.
Who wrote this, Adam J. Morris??
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
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by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Best part is in the comment section
Standing vs. sitting.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
People actually wipe standing up?
That is kind of bizarrely…I dunno, bizarrely something.
And this is funny:
I didn’t discover until my late twenties that there is a similar dichotomy among people in regards to puking in the toilet with seat up or seat down. No matter which camp you are in, you find the thought of the other disgusting.
I am a seat up puker, because I don’t want my face near the surface on which people’s asses rest. (Edit comment)
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
you tellin me that people puke w/ the seat down??
what is this?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
there was a whole
debate on deadspins tuesday funbag w/drew magary about this debate about a year and a half ago or something on standing up or sitting, fascinating stuff
by studcrackers on Sep 20, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, definitely Morris
That’s what everyone wants, to be able to completely ignore the fact that we all have to shitin a communal space.
This is all about keeping up pretenses and maintaining the truth. When it comes toofficepooping, conscientious denial is the name of the game.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
as someone who has never played gears of war 1 OR 2
is the co-op worth playing?
does it have local multiplayer?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Those games make me feel sick.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
FPS in general?
or specifically gears?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Gears.,
It’s not a FPS. It’s over-the-shoulder, and it uses this hyper-speed sort of play that is fucking impossible for me to keep up with.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm i may not pick it up then
only considered it bc i saw a triple pack on newegg that is 1 and basically 2 GOTY version (all add ons)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i enjoy gears a ton.....coop is very fun. makes me sad my xbox doesn't work
cuz of gears 3
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
its a good series
the campaigns are very rollercoaster over the top stuff and the gameplay rewards teamwork, its great for coop.
it has 2 player splitscreen for everything (at least 2/3 not sure on 1), and lets you take both players into online games if you have xbl.
the goty version of gears 2 doesnt really matter though because its multiplayer stuff and theres no real reason to play the older multiplayers.
PhilKid, be on the lookout for these . . .
. . . “dudes”
‘Gang of drag queens’ accused of robbing Central Florida fabric stores.
.
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Anyone here watch Fringe?
I’m at the end of last season, trying to catch up before this season premieres. It’s got it’s flaws….but I love this show.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:22 PM CDT reply actions
I watch it and like it. My wife loves it, particularly Olivia.
I thought the season finale was the series finale and was quite surprised when they renewed it. I’m wondering if it has good overseas sales.
Apparently it picked up viewers last season, enough to renew.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
good show altho I did stop watching cuz of time restraints a couple seasons ago
i’d like to go back once its all said and done and watch every episode all the way through
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
I love it, too.
It is a crime that John Noble has not even been nominated for an Emmy.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The way he plays both Walters so seamlessly...it's incredible.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
One so stern and serious; the other about at close to the definition of a mad scientist as you can get.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I feel like I should watch this show
I like Josh Jackson
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You should.
But it would be very hard to jump into right now. I would recommend catching up with the previous seasons first.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yeah, I will probably do that eventually
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone not using their ALDS / ALCS pre-order code?
I seem to be the red headed step child of the drawing.
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
ALDS tix are on sale to the public, but it's slim pickens.
http://mlb.mlb.com/tex/ticketing/postseason.jsp?partnerId=ed-5294221-55413853
If it makes you feel better, I got turned down during both the ALDS and ALCS drawings.
On two different email accounts.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, was just sifting through those.
Pretty slim. Got burned on multiple accounts as well. Fuckers. Something will pan out I’m sure.
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
I've already posted a few things to Craigslist.
Trading “favors” for playoff tix, etc.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
was going to give you a ticket code, but not now, after that
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Ah, so you did read my posts!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Imgur kind of sucks now.
they capped the limit on any gif to 2 MB.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Fans of UNI WATCH writer Paul Lukas
check out his amazing essay on Slate, that has nothing to do w/ sports uniforms.
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
thanks, im a big fan
reading now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
man. japan just cant catch a break right now
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 12:49 PM CDT reply actions
godzilla?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
small weiners.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
might as well be.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
hoooooly shit...thats crazy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
Netflix stock plummeted 7% yesterday.
They can’t get out of their own way.
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If it keeps tanking like this, it may be time to buy. I have a feeling they're going to rebound
A lot of the panic is due to lost subscribers. The funny thing is, the price increase more than balanced out that loss
Definitely.
they’re rolling out internationally (just came out here 2 weeks ago) and I think they’re a HUGE rebound candidate.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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as well it should. they are idiots.
they had a strangle hold on the rental industry, and were essentially leading the way in terms of streaming services. they are completely fucking themselves over, leaving the door wide open for blockbuster and redbox.
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- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
The problem was the backlash in studio contracts.
That’s all fallen apart, especially with Starz backing out.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
It's been a long time coming
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I think it was overvalued before, so I don't think I'd buy it (but I stick to index stuff anyway),
but I think they’re on the right track now. They needed to separate their services.
I just got my DVD for season 2 of The Wire
sorry, Rangers game. I’ll be watching McNulty and the other Good Police go after the Barksdale crew
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Another show I know will only disappoint me if I start watching it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Unpossible
You need new TV opinions. Better ones.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not an opinion. I've never seen the show...
But that show gets it’s dick sucked so hard by all that watch it, I’m just gonna be disappointed.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
no
it will not. I super duper promise. It’s GREAT.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Yes
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
dead ones
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Live ones, too
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I just keep thinking about that pic of the dead chick
they use to flip D.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
One of the many great things is
While most of the wicked awesome characters they introduce in season 1 remain active in the storylines to the end, there are so many more badasses yet to come, Officer Bob.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
This is possibly the only show that will in fact NOT disappoint.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
bigtill its the best of the best
guaranteed
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
ive yet to come across
anyone who’s been disappointed in the show
by studcrackers on Sep 20, 2011 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Season 2 is so different from the other seasons, but just as great
And each season is better than the one before it.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
... until you get to season 5
but it’s still good
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, 4 might be my favorite, too
The kids are just so compelling
Although 5 does have O vs. M.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, the game is probably most entertaining in the fif season
the systemic discussion of the 4th estate was less engrossing. Maybe just the characters were.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not to spoil it for you
But Season 2 isn’t about Barksdale and his crew. I think they have a little play in it but its mainly about a different plot line.
still great to watch but just wait till season 3. Thats the best IMO
We need more police like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWF4x01MkzE&feature=player_embedded
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SOCIALISTS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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This is dispicable.
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I never assume those types of things are real headlines,
but this is a big problem:
Fox analyst Darryl Johnson backed them up by saying "these are the actual headlines from the local papers in Chicago."
he easily could have been told by a producer or someone else that they were.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont think that speaks one way or the other regarding moose's cred.
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- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
completely agree.
just saying i think this is way more of a fox problem than a moose problem.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
A fox and moose problem? What is this Canada, eh?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
by crazy86er on Sep 20, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahaha
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not the Moose
I don’t see any Johnstons listed there
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
So you mean to say that the network whose boss hacked the phones of
dead soldiers and uses his cable network as a GOP mouthpiece doesn’t have journalistic integrity? Shocking.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 20, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
U mad?
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
...ofcourse someone brings politics into this
do you hate everything news corp does?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
FANTASTIC FEST starts tomorrow in Austin
There Will Be So Much Blood
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
I can't wait to move there.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Just be sure to bring some rain with you when you come, please.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Last time I moved from the NE back to Texas.
It snowed an ungodly amount in Dallas and ruined the Super Bowl.
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 20, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Incorrect.
This was the greatest Super Bowl ever played except for the first two Super Bowl 31.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
first two AND Super Bowl 31
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
JOSH LEWIN WILL BE DOING THE RANGERS GAME.
@joshlewinstuff excited! my last MLBonFOX assignmnt of the yr is the rangers game this weekend. will be awesome2see old friends. and get free baked goods ;)
by mizzou918 on Sep 20, 2011 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
SWEET!
Is he going to be working with TAG?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Since TAG is a National Guy now, I am holding out hope.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Have to make sure that's DVRd so I can listen to it later.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
How awesome would it be if we clinched that day?
On the only Rangers game Josh Lewin calls all season.
Oooh. This makes Saturday a must win game just so we can find out.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I was listening on the radio...
He said if they clinch on Saturday that BALLGAME was gonna be the call. I immediately went to clean my kitchen upon hearing this.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
is this sat or sun?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
you can bet im DVRing that bad boy.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Sad it'll be a game I can't see or DVR
But good for everyone out there
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
why cant you DVR it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure it will not be the game I get.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit this is incredible news!
Need to clear some DVR space immediately.
If this is Tailgate game, we need to go by the booth and serenade him Top Gun style.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
we need lewin signs actually...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
No question.
I’ll leave note in the fanpost to see if anyone wants to bring posterboard/dry erase boards, etc.
KEYNES, SEND THE MAN SOME LEMON CRACK!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
This!
Lemon blossoms will blow him away.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
ohhh yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
do you already have tix?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
yes but i think there are more seats on the row avaliable
i currently have 1 extra ticket, but holding it for soemone ATM
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Well it looks like IANF, TDT, and Tide all bailed on me.
What sec and row are you in?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
324U, row19
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I went back and saw it on the Tailgate fanpost.
I looked on StubHub and all of 324 is gone.
I might just end up getting a ticket for myself and moving around if seats are open around friends (or newly met LSB people who tolerate it)
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i got it from the rangers ticket office
call em
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's what...
you think
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Dude, I almost had you in the LSB paid league.
Manningham had what looked like a sure touchdown at the end of the first half. When I saw the ball heading towards him with no defenders between him and the endzone, I had visions of victory dancing in my head. Then he bobbled the ball, fell down, and gave himself a concussion that forced him to miss the rest of the game. D’oh! Good game.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I was worried
McCoy had a mediocre 1st half in the Philly game, so I was pretty confident. I wake up and see he dropped 23 pts and got worried. Brady is gonna carry me through some weeks this year. Only other time I’ve won a FFB league was his 50 TD year.
i barely got through my game.
that last, pretty amazing catch from julio put me over to win by a point after vick went down
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I thought the same thing about McCoy.
I was not very confident in Manningham, but I had a chance until he concussed himself. Brady’s 50 TD season was actually the last time I played FF. I rode him all of the way to the playoffs in one of my leagues, but that Buffalo snow game got me knocked out.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
i almost pulled an amazing comback
The Giants D scored a TD for me but then Manningham fell down with nobody around and then Hixon caught the TD on the next play to give colonialbob (i think?) the official W
yeah i was keeping tabs on your game last night. so close.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i have 129 points over 2 total games
There were 5 people that had over 100 just this past week.. With the loss of Eddie Royal for 2-4 weeks, I now have 4 players that are out for multiple weeks, and one questionable. There’s not a single person on the FA board I can pick up who will play this week (besides kickers and defense)
gotta wheel and deal broseph
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
in all honesty...you would be having the same issue if we were in a 14 man league.
lots of people are getting hurt right now. if i never grabbed stafford, i would be screwed right now.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
not necessarily
a 16 person roster x 2 teams= 32 potential starters that are freed up. That at least gives some sort of flexibility
All of our benches are very thin.
Things will get interesting when all of the bye weeks roll around and when the injuries start to pile up. I readily admit that my team has been very lucky so far in that regard.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
im going to lose in week 11 almost for sure
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe I'm delusional but I think it's only a matter of time until my bench helps me take over.
This 0-2 bullshit hasn’t phased me yet.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I just dont know what I can do
Eddie Royal is out 2-4 weeks, Sidney Rice is out at least another week (and has yet to play this season) Roy Williams got hurt week 1, Marques Colston is out 2-4 weeks. Stephens-Howling got hurt week 1
give me a RB and i will give you all the WRs you want. i am rich with WRs
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
FYI
you can put players who are O on the IR vs dropping them
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
oh I know
but there’s nobody to pick up so I’m not too worried about it. I have 5 guys with O’s next to their name haha
Great.
So Manningham screwed both of us with one play. I may have to bench him to try to teach him a lesson.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
swing and a miss
5 points for me this week!
could have gotten 98 from KC
i want to cry
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
oh fuck i never texted you back
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i cant open whatever you have attached at work.
how did i do and who did you start for me?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
If I don't get starters by the first game, you get first two picks
So for you, Indy and Cleveland. You went from 1st to 3rd. Lile dropped 108 for the McCown/Jacksonville abortion of a game.
fuck okay.
sorry about that.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 20, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Source: Mizzou has SEC offer, but SEC willing to wait
http://www.kansascity.com/2011/09/20/3155336/source-mizzou-has-sec-offer-but.html
The Big XII is done.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Vernon Wells has inspired the newest meme
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
What's up with the Vick honkey?
It hurt my brain
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
SI did a piece before FB season started...what if Michael Vick was white...
Maybe it’s just society…
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
This needs to be a cool story, bro.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I think I'm in love...
Olivia Munn
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 2:58 PM CDT reply actions
been there, cleaned that kitchen.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You are frighteningly late to the game here, amigo.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I guess I never put name to face..
I liked her on that ‘Perfect Couples’ Show that NBC banged.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
What's the GIS of her making out with another chick from?
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
z
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
lol so appropriate
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
You're stapling your dick hole shut bc it's better than looking at his pictures?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
you dont like olivia munn?
grounds for gay
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah...im gonna have to disagree with this.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
No you are.
2 to 1 vote.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I predict the demise of LSB will ultimately be from divided camps
of people who think _ is hot and those who don’t.
Eventually all this animosity will boil over and will set off a spark that lights this bitch ablaze.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I think the chili debate might be more divisive than the hot/not hot girl one
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know.
I could give two shits about whether or not someone does or doesnt want beans in their chili.
But veins start throbbing in my temples and I club a baby seal every time I read AndrusImposter’s signature.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Ha ha ha
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
There may be casualties along the way, but LSB will go on. These debates are what drive us here anyway.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I 1st saw her on Attack of the Show!
and she was the only reason I would ever watch the show… incessantly… week after week… including reruns… yum
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
I never really watched the whole show, but I watched parts of it from time to time just because of her.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
this makes me miss the screensavers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 20, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I love her interesting look
She is of Chinese descent on her mother’s side
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Decided to give the Playboy Club a shot.
It’s not… good, at all, but it does have Amber Heard in a bunny outfit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
mmmmmm Amber
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
What the fuck did anybody ever see in Bon Jovi?
God he’s fucking terrible.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
It was the 80's. We didn't know any better.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Well...
You dickholes singlehandedly gave him a 4 decade career that doesn’t seem to wanna stop.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
My bad, I was just a kid.
It was my mom who made me listen to him.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
It's true.
(Makes mental note to go home and delete all Bon Jovi tracks from MP3 library.)
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
(and take posters off of wall)
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
(and lights his denim jacket with the "Slippery When Wet" patch on fire)
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Dammit! My mom told me she would never tell anyone about that jacket.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
wait wait wait wait......
Weren’t you just talking about watching 2 1/2 Men?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
And then?
I wanted to watch the train wreck.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
My point is anyone who willingly watches 2 1/2 Men immediately loses all privelages
of chastising someone else’s tastes.
I would rather eat dinner off of Bon Jovi’s taint after a concert outdoors in Phoenix in August than watch one episode of that fucking abortion of a show.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
here is that show in a nut shell.
Open:
funny double entendre
make fun of alan for being broke, girly, divorced
funny double entendre
make fun of alan for being broke, girly, divorced
make fun of alan for being broke, girly, divorced…boobs somehwere in the scene
make fun of alan for being broke, girly, divorced
joke about alan’s kid being dumb
funny double entendre
funny double entendre
boobs
Aaaaaaand Scene
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
You're giving it too much credit by tacking "funny" on there.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
some of them are funny.
but my point is its just recycled humor. they found a system and they work it over non-stop. thats why i cant watch it. every episode is exactly the same.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
NO! NOT A GOD DAMN THING ABOUT THAT SHOW IS FUNNY!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
hot. sports. opinions.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
A show that isn't funny would continue to not be funny.
Perfect.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Aqua and DFWSkinFlute suck balls
you guys
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
They might, it's certainly possible
but it doesn’t make them any less correct here.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
then you also suck balls
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sorry
NOT!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's it.
You’re on the list.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 20, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope your list
isn’t other dudes to suck balls with.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That would be the best day of your life, Okie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I am not from Oklahoma
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You are tainted by it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
heh
taint
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
See, while I couldn't vouch for them
seeing as how I do not definitely know if they suck balls or not, I can assure you I do not, my good sir.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
ITS A FUCKING ANALOGY
haha
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I never said 2 1/2 Men was some ground breaking fucking show by any stretch...
But of all the complete piles of shit that are on tv right now, it’s one of the few sitcoms that is good for a chuckle. Now go back to watching reruns of According to Jim you asshat.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
nice.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 20, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
The same people who find 2 1/2 Men funny find According to Jim funny!
But of all the complete piles of shit that are on tv right now
2 1/2 MEN IS THE DON CORLEONE OF COMPLETE PILES OF SHIT ON TV RIGHT NOW!! There is LITERALLY not a better example to cite when complaining about the quality of television shows today!!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
This exchange has bumped you up a couple of notches in my cool book
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
He will just end up ignoring you like AJM or Ryin
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 20, 2011 4:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ryin is my prison punk
He loves all things BT.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Sep 20, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Except when it comes to hanging out with you and scoop
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 20, 2011 4:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I never said it was good.
I don’t make it a point to watch it, but what I’ve seen in passing when there’s nothing else on, is way better than any episode of According to Jim.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
What kind of position would he have to be in for that to work?
You don’t want to spill anything but at the same time you would like for him to be comfortable.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 20, 2011 3:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Also:
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Nerd Alert.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Those are going to be pricey, aren't they?
Very cool though
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Do want.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Hmm.
they might be Japan only. Which means even if someone imports some, they won’t be importing them in size 13.
I HAS A SAD :(
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
lucky for me !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Except that Ron Washington says Face has been this team’s MVP.
So did Bobby Valentine, Evan Grant, Jon Heyman --Josey Wales
if you're really interested in something similar
I’ve been talking with a guy up in New Hampshire who makes custom shoes like that. These ones are $50 but he’ll give you a design and a cost (depending on how much labor is involved) before he even starts them
Those are fantastic. I love Calvin and Hobbes.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
those are the ones that he has listed for sale
they’re all custom and made to order though so im sure he would do a Mario theme for those interested
Those might be the most incredible shoes I have ever wanted.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
for $50 you can own them
these aren’t what mine are going to look like.. this is just the pair he advertises for sale
That seems incredibly cheap...does he have the proper licenses?
Wait…I’m not sure I care. What’s his website?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks. I've got the email.
You are quicker to respond to my questions on LSB than on Twitter.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
whats your twitter handle?
I cant keep track…and if your account is private I cant see when i get mentioned
I think it's hipster alert more than nerd alert...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I wish my favorites would space out their album releases
CDs from five of my favorites are mine or going to be mine within the next three weeks. I feel like I can’t give them their proper attention.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
Gardettos ftmfw
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yuck
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Gee Tee Eff Oh
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is anyone on here facebook friends with Mike E?
I got distracted and forgot I had plans to…..stalk……Lenny and……Mike E.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
one of my favorite Homer lines ever
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
One of my favorite episodes.
But yes, that line itself is worth the price of admission.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Stonecutters.
Homer the Great.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh shit
HOW DID I FORGET THIS IN MY TOP 15?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Absolute fail, sir.
I had a hunch this would happen. You might have cost us the playoffs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i01Vt7REXGQ
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I am.
I think I’m the only LSBer who is.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
SHARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
He friend requested me, yo.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
so what kind of porno are we talking about here?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
heh
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I see no variations of Michael/Mike E....
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
WAIT YES I DO
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Creeper.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I;VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY FOR SO LONG
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You need help.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Dammit there's only 2 pics to study.
But it’s almost exactly as I envisioned.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I can't find him
help me out, bro
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I find it disconcerting that you guys are scouring my friends to find him.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
HIVEMIND, BABY!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
MYSTERY SOLVED
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 20, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Mike E looks like he mad
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
No, that's him on the belt. The smartphone.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
so trill.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
X
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I sent you a FB dealie
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
z
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Why does it say "McLovin"
But the signature says “McLoving”
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Good question.
Not very trill, if you ask me.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
if you'll recall
it’s a fake ID. that kind of thing is actually pretty common on fake IDs
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Nothing gets by the long arm of Loblaw.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Hahaha....he's there.
He may have his profile set to where you can’t find him in a search.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Mike E is so trill
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'm pretty sure I just ate a full pound of animal crachers
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
heh?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
the ones with the frosting and the sprinkles?
I fucking love those.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
no...we just get the plain ones
watching the sugar for the youngster. He’s already a total spazz.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The sprinkle frosting ones should be illegal.
I always eat the whole bag in two sittings. It is almost impossible to stop eating them.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you bite the ass end first?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I pretend I'm Godzilla and I cram the whole thing in my mouth and start crunching the shit out of it like a goddamn savage
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
ever try the chocolate ones
rock hard
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
soooooo good
you guys. Maybe you’re picking the wrong brand?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sorry
They rock hard. Or even, they go rock hard. Them good.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ah
as in “man, those crackers sure do rock hard” not “fuck me in the ass these crackers have a rock-hard exterior”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Precisely.
No ass-fucking necessary.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
whoa
I thought we were having fun here, no?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
We are!
I don’t understand…
Don’t taze me, bro.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
then the ass-fucking is back on?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
What kind of porno are we talking about here?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 20, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
we were just...uh...
rehearsing…a scene from….uh…Rent. Yeah. Nothing weird going on in here.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
LSB...After Dark
Wait…we already have that as a title for something else…sorry.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 20, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
only if the cookies are stale...
right?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you nasty, twin
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
heh
no, but I did come up with another “is it sanitary to do (insert verb here)” the other day. Gotta remember what it was, though. Good story.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
found this on deadspin
From: Josh Levin
To: Tommy Craggs, Barry Petchesky
A few thoughts on Cam Newton’s 16th professional start: First, if Newton hadn’t thrown those three interceptions, his yardage total would’ve been less gaudy … and the Panthers might’ve won the game. As Nate pointed out last week, a 400-yard game is often the byproduct of late-game stat-padding. That huck to Steve Smith was amazing, but it came with less than two minutes to go and Carolina down by 14. Add some yardage to the pile, add another game to the loss column.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Thought it was from Josh Lewin and I got a chub just thinking about him talking sports.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You know he's doing the Saturday national game, right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh yes.
Mentioned it in the Tailgate III Fanpost as well.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
we need to see if Lewin will blow off his pregame work and come to the Tailgate
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
What time are you getting there?
I thought the time change effed up your plans?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I managed to get around that
convinced my wife it would be better because I would be able to get home in time for us to go somewhere trill after the kids went to bed. Little does she know I’m planning on dying of a cocaine-induced mega heart explosion with TDT and IANF after the game.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
2 things:
Did you use “trill?” Does Max know about this??
Also, I’m declaring TDT and IANF dead to LSB after refusing to come to the tailgate this weekend.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
what?
WHAT? That is not acceptable. For crying out loud…THEY’LL BE THERE WITH TWO FUCKING COPS!!!! Talk about the ultimate get out of jail card..If we couldn’t tin their way out of getting hooked up for something minor (read: NOT murder, TDT) then I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
FO REALZ.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
you'd figure both of those guys would like to take advantage
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Srsly.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
but no
they’ll be too busy shouting “BUY!!! SELL!” into their giant Zack Morris cell phones and high fiving each other saying over and over again “coffee is for closers, brah!!!”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You forgot the pegging.
Oh, there will be much pegging.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Give em shit.
And don’t believe this “working” excuse they’ll try to tell you. It’s garbage.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by the way
that’s exactly how I imagine their workdays go
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I can confirm they both have Zack Morris phones.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
and yes....I am officially stealing "trill" from Max
so trill, you guys
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
So for those of you that are interested in Battlefield 3 but haven't played a BF game before
Open beta starts next Thursday. Should give a reasonable idea of what the finished product will be.
Excellent.
I will absolutely be playing that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Soooo in a couple hours I'll be watching Moneyball.
I’ll try to give the best review I can.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
whatever you do
do not also go see Crazy Stupid Love or Our Idiot Brother. So sad. I was literally in tears at both of those.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I liked Our Idiot Brother. Pretty sweet film.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
so sad
here’s a guy who has a pretty unique outlook on life and everyone around him just wants to shit all over him. Leave him be, world!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's the point! And it was actually realistic, since everyone screwed up their lives and was angry for most of the movie.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
not enough farting/falling down jokes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
What if DadBoner made a movie?
Greatest comedy of all time, or greatest movie of all time?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 20, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I would watch it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Mind you, I haven't read the book soooooo yeah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
let me summarize
Billy Beane wrote a book about how gay Joe Morgan is
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
/River Song
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
another spoiler
Scott Hatteberg and Jeremy Brown 69 each other on the pitchers mound after the A’s win the 2505 World Series
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
SPOILER ALERT, ASSBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
someone please make OT#2 / Angels & Other Scoreboard Watching
now or around 6p
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
Duly noted...
But no, I suck at fan posts.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
me too
that’s why I asked someone else to do it
What kind of porno are we talking about here? - River Fenix, 9/16/11
New thread.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
fail
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 20, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
New thread?
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/9/20/2438857/ot2-angels-jays-watching-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/9/20/2438857/ot2-angels-jays-watching-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/9/20/2438857/ot2-angels-jays-watching-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/9/20/2438857/ot2-angels-jays-watching-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/9/20/2438857/ot2-angels-jays-watching-thread
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
barnett
what about barnett, you inexorable pack of loons?
DAVE BARNETT: more statistics please!!!!!!!! not choking yet, only gagging
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