TacoGate: Ex Post Facto (Many pictures contained inside).
by Keynes on Sep 25, 2011 8:55 PM CDT
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The madness. The insanity. The tablitas.
The omens started our mightily; as I, KoK, and Witt(less) showed up within about 90 seconds of each other. Left on the ground, as if future versions of us (that have time travel) went to the past and left to tell us where to throw down, was a tablita bone and a tortilla; the symbolism was rich and clear. We were destined to party here.
Then TDT showed up. We were pretty sure it was TDT as he was honking his horn pretty much all of the way down from the ballpark. The other half of his entrance; JOOSE (they were out of Four Loko.).
Then came the Jam and the Mrs. Jam, who should be noted for their exceptional logistical, cooking, and traveling skills (along with bone structure.). And we had EZ-ups, and we had a grill, and we had tables.
At this point the timeline starts to get a little boozy. Might have had something to do with the fact I was elbow deep in the most wonderful homebrew in existence.
We hung a flag, kind of. It was not a Tony Stewart flag.
Rodney showed up and wowed us with his dope-ass custom 2011 AL West Championship hat.
Ryin, also, doing Appletonings to all in attendance. He did give me a warning at one point though for making fun of people.
Maximillian: Trill. Trill to the max.
Bob Loblaw showed up for ten or fifteen minutes then had to return home to be sure he could watch reruns of Medium. Despite his short time there, he managed to get hit in the dick no less than sixty eight times by TDT.
Moe talked up the awesomeness of a new camera she's saving up for that lets you focus AFTER the picture is taken.
OC is not amused. Neither are the families in front of him who don't get why someone has to be so noisy with a bongo all the time.
Matchst1ck is adorable, you guys.
Hypo-Luxa is awesome.
TDT wants to know who the fuck Suicide Prince is (He's also awesome.)
I'm pretty sure no one made out with River Fenix, and I'm also pretty sure each person regrets this deeply.
Brian Thomas showed up at a time that was agreeable to him, with Scoop and Tball. They were a posse, and they intimidated everyone.
Rentzington: Just like Drikatron described him, except the opposite. And not an eater of Cheet-o's.
JLS was secretly appointed leader of the females. Despite not knowing of her station, she performed her duties admirably. My wife, however, is the best wife. FACT.
Holy shit the meat. THE MEAT. THE MEAT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Them tacos was awesome.
via a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net Pictured above: Desire in its most powerful form
via a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net Pictured above: Also a powerful form of desire
Then we saluted your 2011 AL West Champions with a toast that shook the very foundations of whatever the fuck the name of that shithole stadium is the Angels play in.
You can see me soaking up the power of LSB. I was totally about to hulk out, but, Witt(less) took off his shirt. (True story).
A game then happened afterwards that featured the Seattle Mariners and a group of guys the Rangers found hanging out in Lot D who said they'd play for forty bucks and a ride home.
But, holy shit: We partied, and we partied hard. We partied Andrew WK-hard.
If you weren't there, you missed it. Be there next time.
If you were there, I love you. And be there next time.
ITT: We post more pictures and memories.
(Not pictured: Herbie. Not present: Herbie. Responsible for making at least three of us cry: Herbie.)
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Holy shit this is funny......
Moe talked up the awesomeness of a new camera she’s saving up for that lets you focus AFTER the picture is taken.
"One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!"
bulllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiit
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
bulllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiit
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
BSPATE PICS
BSPATE TOOK THESE.
JAM, TBall, Max, and MEAT.
Mrs. Keynes, Rodney, Keynes, KoK, Moe, Matchst1ck
TDT, Witt(less), Keynes
TBall, Rodney’s work friend (right?), Rodney
MaxiTRILLian, Fenix, Hypo-Luxa, Loblaw
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
The last pic
Must’ve been taken after the homebrew was floated because I have no beer in my hand and I look lost. Either that or I’m checking out what is in Rentz’s hand as he creeps up on Fenix. Rentz is stoic
What's the rumpus?
You do look sad
Sorry you didn’t get more. I will be working some kinks out of the portable kegerator and will return to the next big tailgate (Can’t do playoffs, out of beer) with possibly three kegs. I’ll start surveying everyone in beforehand and try to get three beers everyone will enjoy.
Survey
Keystone. BOOM.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Yay!
Twas a great time had by all.
How did two cool guys like wittless and lowblaw end up being cops?
Did Ryin make anyone else sick?
Who didn’t get a TGT kiss? You missed out.
We need a playoff party.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I sure as shit got a TDT kiss
He gives the most gentle, awesome cheek mankisses.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
He definitely had the residue of dip in his lower lip.
Worth it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i agree x1000 on playoff party
same place? im down.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 26, 2011 7:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Just watch this.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Sep 25, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Max ruins TDT
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I AM ALL THAT IS MAN.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Sep 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
max has quite a throat...
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 26, 2011 12:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Loblaw not having a beard
is like a major fucking disappointment.
NOT EVEN A MUSTACHE WHAT KIND OF COP ARE YOU.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Needs moar pornstache and aviator glasses.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Plus he needs to be more ripped and buff from p90x
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
this
until 930ish
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 26, 2011 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Ditto
Wanted to hang a bit longer but just couldn’t. Since the wife let me hang out all day and do nothing but drink, eat, and watch baseball, when she beckoned, I split.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup, I also would have stayed and got blackout drunk and passed out in the parking lot again
But the wife earned going home after the game.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I did almost all of that, and then went to Denny's
Good thing I had a DD.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Enjoyed long tossing and kicking the ball around with you, oc
Sorry I’m not quite as skilled as you….and almost killed myself from overdoing it.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
wittless got busted by security pissing in the parking lot like an hour into the tailgate
and there was a bathroom 50 yards away. So awesome. TDT and Rodney insisted on not using the bathroom, rather the car doors.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oh shit, i talked to a cop for like 10 minutes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
i got your back, bro
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions
10 min?
you mean 20, right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 26, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
time for me is irrelevant
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
'So, what's the fine... for pissing on my own car?'
‘No fine, but we’ll ban you for a year.’
‘So… no fine then?’
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
then i peed on my car
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
‘So… no fine then?’
10,000 times repeated, egg least.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
i got fucking blasted in like an hour and a half
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
but you also got that glorious picture of TDT as a cop
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 26, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
parents would be so proud
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Bob HGN’ed me at some point. My eyes were bouncing like crazy at max. deviation. I’m gonna wager a guess at about 0.12
We need to pay to bring TDT up for our next school
his HGN was like a fucking cartoon. Maybe because he was drinking kerosene at the railyard
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
what was I?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
drunk
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
what a loser
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Every day he's convinced he has less and less to live for
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
hah
i’m glad i finally met the loblaw legend
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I was just typing that out
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
if i could get paid to drink, i would
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I love that we've got a pic of me looking longingly into Loblaw's eyes
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
that was fun as shit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Did your girlfriend wonder who you got so fucked up at work?
Or has she stopped wondering that at this point?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well, she ended up running some errands and i didnt see her until like 6.
by then i was basically sobered up and just said i had a headache.
fucking awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
See?
You definitely could’ve gone in to the game with us!!!
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
your shits must be more fun than mine
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
LOBLAW
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
good morning
my wiener is sore from you punching it. Although you kinda made up for that with how many times you kissed me.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
awesome time
love you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
about 4 seconds post impact
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
a lot of good nutshot pics...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Next tailgate
someone needs to bring a cooler full of bags frozen peas to hand out to the recipients of TDT’s DongPunches
What's the rumpus?
this is only because you deserved it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
for being awesome?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yeah
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
guilty as charged
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sorry about all of that
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
forgiven
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I think the only conversation I got to have with Match was 'Hi, I'm Keynes.'
I regret this.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
we were talking about how gay Stephen Hawking is
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Makes sense.
He has the physical capability to catch, but not pitch, so… logical.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
wow
next level, dude
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
so, you were talking about worm holes?
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
My recollection of the conversation was the best grip to put on a bear...
Before mounting.
Though eventually we did discuss using Stephen Hawking as a bear analog… so that’s pretty much it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yup, I shook his hand, told him I liked his posts
and then don’t think I saw him again :(
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
What a blast.
Myself and JLS love each and every one of you. It was fun sitting with bspate, Lobs and match for the game. Hope we can all do it again very soon.
Moe, thanks for the heads up when scoop was laying it on a bit thick on JLS. Don’t worry scoop, she adores you.
a good time was had by all
and because I got home before she put the kids in the bath, I wasn’t in trouble. Score!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I honestly don't remember telling you anything about wifey.
I blacked out sometime during long toss.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Yeah, thanks for that, btw
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
you're going to have to remind me.......
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Sep 26, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I remember someone handing me their glove...could've been a catcher's mitt.
Throwing the ball round and having shitty accuracy. That’s pretty much it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
LOL
It wasn’t a big deal. It was just funny because we all decided to do this AFTER we drank all day. We lost one of oc’s baseballs in the gutter. Then there were multiple times that baseballs got past me and went all the way across the parking lot. Not to mention the amount of vehicles we hit.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No idea
Was I there then? Is there a possibility that law enforcement officers will be visiting my home in the near future?
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno
During the long toss session, a Black Charger drove by at just the right time and took one off the front passenger door.
Oh yeah!
Geez, I’d forgotten about that. Yeah, I don’t even think they said anything to us. I think some dude got out to go to his vehicle and they acted like it didn’t happen (or they were too drunk to notice).
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i remember like 20 minutes of this.
forgot about the nut-tappings. didn’t remember shotgunning a beer. vaguely remember doing the eye test thing. talked to a rent-a-cop…wtf?
made fun of an old lady because she wanted to sell me a $45 cowboy apron. wore a cop rain jacket. woo
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
I got there around 11:30 and you were already pretty wasted
good times
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yeah and i didnt get there until almost 10
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn, you were doing work lol
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Oh yeah, that lady
I don’t think she was pleased with us.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And then the 5-hour energy people made sure that everyone would be a wired drunk.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oh fuck!
the 5 hour energy shots…
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I knew when I saw the 5-hour Energy drink truck coming by that all I had to do was tell TDT to 'sick 'em' and we would all get free drinks.....
….and we did.
That was a good toast had by all. Grape was a good flavor.
"One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!"
haha
i ran my ass over there and made sure epic would ensue
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
The chick with big boobs took our picture for some website.
We need to find that picture.
"One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!"
agreed
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I gave her my card, she said she was going to email or call me
Of course, I lost my phone sometime during the epic TacoGate event, so…?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
haha
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I hope ND lost, fucker.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
no. i didnt mean it to be mean.
and they won 15-12
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
TDT would've on Saturday
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had 2 free tickets for the game too
I had to just give them away
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 26, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
fucking awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, Witt(less) gets a special commendation on the homebrew
Not only was it delicious, it added a layer of class and respectability to the event we would have otherwise had to fill with cheap domestic light beer and increased homoeroticism.
Basically, if it hadn’t been for the homebrew, I believe someone would have ended up sword fighting with TDT.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
"cheap domestic light beer and increased homoeroticism."
the new LSB tagline?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
where do you think he got that from?
me.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I drank a couple of Walgreen's 2.99 per 6 pack beers
In truth? Not a bad beer.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Agreed
Witt(less)’ brew was fantastic (sorry, I only had the lager). He definitely would’ve been the classiest gentleman there….if not for the spewed beer all over his back and hat.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Let it be a lesson to all
Before connecting anything to a pressurized canister, make sure all connections are tightened.
Damn, I totally forgot to comment on the homebrew....
I loved both of them!!!!!
I drank the Kolsch until it floated, then drank the Vienna ‘Sausage’ Lager until it floated. That shit was yummy good. He told me all of his deepest brewing secrets so I’m gonna start making this stuff in my bathtub!!
Wittless is a brew master, fo sho.
"One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!"
Seriously surprised there aren't more pics than this.
Really expected this thread to get completely bogged down because of too many random pics.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 AM CDT reply actions
Yeah I have plenty but just throwing out some of the better ones.
I think people like seeing the photos though so I’ll probably put a few more up.
Please do
jls claims there’s a pic of the LSB wives someone took. I was fully expecting the resident photographer, d-mo, to take pics and she failed.
That's the Grand Cru Beer
Best beer I’ve ever made. We passed it around in a Red Solo Holy Grail cup.
What style?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 26, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I am jealous.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 26, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
In.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 26, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a picture of two wives making out.
I wanted to get the permission first before posting.
doh.
"One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!"
Yeah, I'll go ahead and give my permission too.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
I took a few...not a lot.
But alas I’m sans laptop right now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
meh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Who lost a duffel bag?
And what was in it (to verify it was yours)?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
probably scoop's
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yes, he was lookin gfor one
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Well, he stashed in my buddy's truck before the game
And he didn’t know anyone there to remind them. We were there until the bitter end, so I guess scoop forgot where he put it, haha.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Oh, a phong is ringing!
Guest Relations at RBiA has my phone…guess I’ll pick it up Friday.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Trueff
Now if I could just figure out how/who/where it was lost/dropped/etc…
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
I was able to hold onto my phone
but it looked like I kept it nice and secure on the grill. Black marks ALL over it when I got home. No idea what the heck I did to it that caused that.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't freaking out all weekend about losing it,
so I’m going to go with your situation being worse. Mine is just annoying because I had it the whole time, but can’t figure out what the heck I did to it.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was so sure in was on my car seat
Tromp down there Sunday morning, and like, wtf???
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Gah
One of these days, an LSB get-together will coincide with one of my days off. One of these days…
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This sounds like it was incredible.
I even thought about stopping by on my way over to Fort Worth for the TCU, but my wife took way too long to get ready, so you guys wouldn’t have even known what was happening at that point in the day.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
Keynes! Amazing job rehashing everything.
You are a born story teller! And yes, Mrs Keynes is AWESOME! the best! And I really enjoyed talking to jam’s wife also. She was very cool, and tall!
It was very funny when the 5 Hour Energy truck pulled up, I was worried until I saw a guy get out too. Two girls alone with that crowd could have been scary.
The flag in the tree was great, thanks for endangering your lives to put it up there, and even more so to take it down! At least it went up before too many beers.
You guys are all class acts and a blast to hang around. Thanks to all the hard work by some of you, jam especially for the food and logistics.
And aren’t you all jelly that I have to taste test every batch of that beer?!?
Have to/get to
Important distinction there!
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Sep 26, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, my wife pulled a scab off her arm at the game and made me video it.
Then, she sent JLS a text telling her about it.
My wife is such a badass.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
So jealous
Another one must happen when I come to Texas next year. Can we call it Micahfest? That would be awesome. Seriously, though, I really want to attend a tailgate in 2012. Opening weekend? Can we make it happen?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
im contacting ticket sales about a wedgefest oopening weekend
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 26, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Book it
I am coming to Texas that weekend.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 26, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay
Also, hi Rodney!
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 26, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Hi Girlie!
Hope all has been well in your world.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
i think we can make it happen one way or another, are you for sure coming for opening day?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 26, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I am for sure coming for Opening Day and weekend
Even if I can’t get tix to all of the games, I am planning to come.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 26, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
This raises a fascinating question.
Why were you wearing a shirt other than your trill shirt when you got tanned?
Actually, that tanline happened at TCU-ULM
in my purple Trill shirt, lololol
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
that is pretty trill...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Who doesn't like a little girl on girl action?
This is definitely the kind of porno we’re talking about!!
- I survived Taco Tailgate -
by b.pate on Sep 26, 2011 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Hey Witt
If they run off together, we get a place together and change our names to Karl and Dave.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Also, who left a small tan folding table?
Who will be at the game Friday that wants scoop’s crap?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
I purposely left the table.
I didn’t want to leave everyone with no place to put their cups. I didn’t pay for the table, as I found it in my house when I moved in. Enjoy it in good health.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ROUND 2 ON SATURDAY
FOR GAME 2????
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If you guys have one, I'll come by even though I dont have a ticket to the game. I only live 10 minutes away.
wooooo.
- I survived Taco Tailgate -
Nope. Too soon.
I was thinking ALCS if we get there. Dunno how many here would actually be able to get tickets to the game though so may be sticking around outside.
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