OT Afternoon Thread - 09/28/11
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 1:11 PM CDT
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This day in baseball history...a couple of Rangers related items....
2001 Angels infielder David Eckstein breaks Frank Robinson's rookie record for getting hit by a pitch. The Halos' shortstop is struck by Rangers hurler Aaron Mayette's fifth inning pitch making it the 21st time he has been plunked this season.
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2001 Ranger infielder Alex Rodriguez becomes the 20th player and first shortstop in major league history to hit 50 home runs season. The milestone blast is given up by Angel hurler Ismael Valdes in the first inning in at Edison Field in an 11-2 Texas win.
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And commented on by an anchor baby
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a joke
He made a pro-American comment, and I was making fun of idiot people who want to build fences and send out “anchor babies”
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What's wrong with building a fence?
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It won't work - lol.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
All of these things
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It would create jobs
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I generally don't
Just making convo.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously?
This is your argument?
Spend the wall money on I don’t know… infrastructure like highways.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
They're worse up north.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I need to move to NYC so I don’t have to drive ever, then.
Fact.
The temperature range is way greater up here… plus they can’t work on the roads for 6-7 months (too cold in winter, too wet in spring)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
No it was a statement.
I was just asking a question. Never said I was for or against it.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Statements aren't questions
You are stating it’d create jobs. I rebutted that.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No you said it wouldn't work
I never refutted that. I was commenting that while expensive it would create jobs, which is not an untrue statement.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I meant originally I asked a question
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohhhhh
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Practically
I agree with you. Conceptially (SP?) not sure I do. Border Defense is probably one issue I do care about.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
You couldn't watch the entire wall
It would cost a lot in maintenance (wall would likely be attacked)
People could get over the wall.
It would just cost a ton. If a giant desert in which people consistently die, doesn’t stop people from getting in, I doubt a giant wall will.
That's why I agree practically...
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
What are the qualifications for this job?
And where do I sign up?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Mark Cuban has a great post on this issue
You want the infrastructure that you build to compound into additional economic gain. Don’t just build shit for the sake of building shit.
If that’s the plan, we should just build cool sculptures and stuff.
That would create jobs and compound
People across the state would be inspired to start new small business and work for charity, etc.
How do you know that it won't work if it hasn't been completely done?
by DevilManHammy on Sep 28, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
/china
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
/SSS
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
It was along the theme of his
pro-American post.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
x
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-august-3-2010/born-in-the-u-s-a-
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i just looked it up
i was curious why some people seemed taken aback by the comment. perhaps i’ll try and work it into a conversation today
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Qdoba burreet is just what the hangover DR ordered.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 1:21 PM CDT reply actions
Qdoba sucks
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than Chipotle
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Chipotle's meat is too spicy for me
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You call your lover "Chipotle?"
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
this is wrong
but i did love in stillwater getting drunk at the bars and the qdoba being open til 3
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
We have a Chipotle now
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
yea
i know, but it wasnt open when the bars closed
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
My roommate seems to love the new Two and Half Men.
I don’t how to break the news that it may be something he needs to watch in his room from now on.
Watch it with him nude
Until he goes in his room. I think he’ll get the point.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
The serving size of a double stuff Oreo is 2 cookies
What a scam. I’m going to apply for the job in the FDA that decides what a serving size is.
Things clearly intended to be consumed in a single go shouldn't be allowed to claim to be multiple servings.
(Yes, clearly could be subjective. But someone’s got to make the call. And that someone is me.)
I'm with ab03 on this
Hahaha
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Like 20 oz sodas?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Yeah, or 2.5.
8 oz is a serving apparently.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Despite the fact that very few sodas are packaged in an 8 oz variety.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Hence the insanity.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
i eat fig newtons by the sleeve
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I do this with Chips Ahoy, Zestas and Oreos...
You know, back when Chips Ahoy and Oreos came in sleeves.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Which what's with the new top opening oreos and chips ahoy?
One of my favorite things to do as a kid was flip open those white tabs and slide the tray of cookies out.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I actually like the new top, mostly.
It does make getting the last few of the row difficult.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Yea, it's a pain to snag the Oreos left chillin' in the far reaches of the rows.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 28, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
OK time to start the LSB forest fire...Chips Ahoy or Oreos?
I’m taking Chips Ahoy (don’t beat me down, I know I’m in the minority)
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Chips Ahoy
unless it’s close to Christmas and Oreo has those white chocolate covered gems.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
God, the White Fudge Covered Oreos are like crack to me.
I bought over 10 boxes of them this year, stuck them in the freezer, and savored them until February.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
chewey chips ahoy
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO WRONG
ALWAYS OREOS EVERY DAY WITHOUT QUESTION
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
puts Molotov cocktails away ...
oh, campfire, right it’s Oreos. Especially if golden oreos are an option.
Oreos, and it's not even close.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Orefuckingo's
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 28, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
both suck
bag cookies generally do
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
WE GON FIND YOU!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Oreos is always the correct answer to this question.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Double Stuf Oreos.
With a gallon of milk.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, does anyone else drop an Oreo in the glass of milk and let it sit there until your finished with the milk?
I do this and it grosses my wife out.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
are we talkin regular chips ahoy
or the chewy kind (which is the only way to go)
i dont eat either that often unless im on a cookie kick, you have to have milk with the oreos though. chips ahoy you dont
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Chips Ahoy are fucking terrible
Like low as hell on the totem pole of packaged chocolate chip cookies.
Oreos in a landslide.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Only if they are double stuffed Oreos.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
and then trying to get the damn thing back in
I’ll stick with the new top, thanks
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Quite the opposite
but I don’t like the memories of trying to sneak a cookie and it taking 20min because I have to go so slow shoving the bag back in to keep from making noise.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I used to eat an entire package of chewy Chipa Ahoy at one time
I wouldn’t stop until I either started to get sick or I ate them all.
I eat Nutter Butters by the package
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
its a joke.
brain regan.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Worst rap song ever?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
or best
/colbert
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I eat so many newtons
I feel gravity workin
please excuse me now
cause my innards are hurtin
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's the worst ever
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on... Newton? Gravity?
Toilet Humor??!!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
They're making a movie about your life
What song is in the opening credits? Closing?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
Thanks for getting that gawdawful song stuck in my head
What the hell is a roni anyway?
by Axe Em Rangers on Sep 28, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Who says you have to die at the end of the film?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Opening Credits: "Crazy" by Aerosmith
Closing Credits: “86” by Green Day
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Heh
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Opening: Audio Adrenaline - Never Gonna be as Big as Jesus
Closing: Newsboys – Shine
by DevilManHammy on Sep 28, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Newsboys.....nice choice.....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Goodbye Horses
By Garvey.
Opening and Closing.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I would open with Korn "Faget"
and close with Skynyrd “Simple Man”
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Intro "Superstition" by Stevie Wonder
Outro: “Fade Out” by Radiohead
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hmm...
Intro – “Dance All Night” by Ryan Adams
Closing – “PS You Rock My World” by Eels
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Subject
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 28, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm
Opening: Fourth World – Silvia (the first 2min of the song)
Closing: Fourth World – Silvia (the remaining 8min of the song)
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
the opening? fuck i dont know, something to really lay the fucking scene.
the closing? Tool – “Sober”
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 28, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
You should open with Tool "4 degrees"
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
See I was going for the more subtle approach
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Time to answer my own questions ...
Opening: “Everything’s Right” by Matt Wertz
Closing: “Shady Esperanto & the Young Hearts” by Stephen Kellogg & the Sixers
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
email to boss
I apologize I am getting to this late… I am working this Saturday so I was going to ask if I could take off 1/2 day Friday afternoon as comp time. I know its end of the month… I am kind of in a pickle though.. I have several friends coming in town for the Rangers playoff game.. (I have tickets) and Fox decided to carry it on national TV so they moved the game from 8 PM to 5 PM. Is this okay? I can use personal/vacation time if needed.
Thank you,
IANF
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions
At least you didn't lie and make up a lame reason
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
If you need one though
Rosh Hashanah begins at Sundown lasts through Friday at Sundown.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I imagine he has dropped some anti-Semitic remarks at work before though
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
IANF = Josey Wales
???
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
not that it matters but it's on TBS
also… wrong use of its (only looking out for you since it’s to your boss)
OMG gorgeous girl just posted a .jpg humor.
This girl is incredibly gorgeous and brilliant. This is what she posted on fbook
Not some bullshit. Color me enamored.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Trig!
It can be funny!
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't get it
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
(sin b) divided by (tan b) = (cos b) and or cosby and or bill cosby
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh ... ok
Math humor. Math is not my my strength. I’m a writer.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The Oatmeal does a pretty good job
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
math is not my strength either.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like you've posted about chicks like 20,000 times in the last week.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's like IANF or TDT posting about getting shitfaced.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We all have our vices?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
That's kind of funny I guess.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Oh Minnesota... you so crazy...
tasty tweetz
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
Paging new ownership group...
bring back the old-school white jerseys!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I loved the green jerseys...
but I also loved the white jersey with the black sleeves
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd want the old school black one (not the giant star) back. Those honestly look better to me.
Or something like this.
tasty tweetz
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
I hang out there way too much.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I don't ever post. I need to though.
If your able to wade through some of the really terrible stuff, you can find some remarkable designs. The NHL concept threads never disappoint.
tasty tweetz
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
I've dabbled in concepts
nothing amazing but I am solid at Illustrator.
I’m mainly in the new logos stuff and the uber-dorky fantasy leagues.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Not a big Hockey fan.
Like watching it live and occasionally in between seasons and if the Mavs aren’t on…
Tell me Hockey fans why is this bad or front-jersey numbers?
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
i happen to kind of like the black jerseys.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
It doesn't have the logo on the front, though
I have one myself, but I think the logo is a must
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i like the logo, and it has a lot of meaning to me, but im not crazy about it.
i think the change of pace of the black jersey’s and the simplistic nature they have. and i also think the logo on the shoulder pads looks really good. its a very well put together jersey, especially considering our recent failures at designing 3rd jerseys.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Well the new Reebok jersey design fucked us over completely
The Stars couldn’t use their green jersey design with them…it didn’t fit the code
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Which probably means someone was too lazy to match up the pattern to the new design to make it work
I miss those giant Star jerseys.
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completely fucked up that first sentence. yuck
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
lets just say i had much better grades in geometry than i did in algrebra.
much much much better.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i hated algebra so much.
so many rules.
geometry just makes sense, and its all around us. i loved geometry.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like the complete opposite is the case.
Algebra is the wonderful point where math stops being about memorizing rules and you can work things out from first principles.
Geometry is identities and memorization and transformations and blah.
The black jerseys are my fave...
Not exactly sure why they get so much shit.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
They're probably getting shit from the same people giving the new goal song shit
Some people just don’t like change
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
wait...what new goal song change?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha...
They finally came to their senses and stopped playing Gary Glitter.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Thank the good Lord above!!!
That was getting old….plus, he’s not the best guy on earth….
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
His legal issues aside...
That song sucked anyway.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
This is what they've been using in the preseason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REqwIsCyT6I
Personally, I think it was time to move on from Gary Glitter
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i agree.
/walks away huming sadly duh duh duhduhduh…hey
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you think of the one they're experimenting with?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll take it...
But they have to win to get it to work and make it stick.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
typical rejection at first. i didnt like it hearing it just now.
but im sure it will grow on me, and we will find away to make it our own, like we did with rock and roll pt. 2
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I reckon you'll have to be in a packed house...
With everybody singing along for it to take full effect. Just like RnR2
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
its tough. and i know it needs to happen.
but still. lot of good memories with that song. huge playoff wins, mo’s 500th goal. the 99 season. like with momo leaving, it had to happen, but it still sucks.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I was never attached to it since my attending games didn't start til 2005
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
we would play the song when any of us scored when we played street hockey.
i remember my dad would have it cued up in the sound system and would blare it whenever we would watch the big games. yeah, that songs sucks, but no one was listening to it as a song.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I can understand that...
That’s part of your childhood.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
We've also been using that song since we've been in Dallas
18 years of that song. Going to be hard for fans to adjust to a new one, and it definitely won’t happen overnight.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
exactly.
and im gonna be one of those people thats gonna have a hard time adjusting, especially since i plan on going to a good number of games this season.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
If the song plays a lot, though
it means the team’s doing well, and that might make the transition go much smoother
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i can only hope that good things happen this season
and deal with the transitions as they come.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
We've looked pretty decent so far in the preseason (granted, it's the preseason)
New coach. Lots of new players. Can’t wait to see what will happen!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the song by Locksley
But as a goal song?
Boo
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I like those black jerseys as well.
but the old school ones with the star on the front i think are my fave.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Because these jerseys were badass
and I want them back…and they never will go back to them…
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I have the Modano version of this one....loved these sweaters....
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, those are what the need to bring out (seeing as they said they couldnt use the star design on edge template)
I modernized them on NHL 12. made the stripes green with a gold outline. They came out sooo good.
tasty tweetz
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
MLB's Postseason Ticket Reservation system sucks
I used the PTR system to assure myself tickets to the Rangers playoff games. When you purchase the PTR you do not know where your seats will be, you just know you will get to buy them at face value (plus fees, of course). I was very concerned about where my seats would be, especially when I hadn’t been allowed to purchase my tickets until AFTER single game tickets went on sale to the general public. I called the Rangers ticket office and they knew nothing about the PTR system which is administered by MLB. They did say that MLB had taken ticket from all over the stadium. I eventually exchanged some emails with someone from MLB’s PTR unit and she told me that there are a variety of seats available. So, I was feeling OK about my chances of getting good seats. When I finally got the email saying I could now buy my reserved tickets, I logged into my account and found that I could not choose my seats. They were pre-picked for me (Sec 320). So, I bought these tickets, thinking I would sell them so I can buy a Lexus Club ticket to exchange with GoET. The tickets are not electronic. They are sending them to me. I got an email yesterday saying they had been shipped and will arrive tomorrow (I hope, since I’m flying out at 7:30 am Fri). That is not going to be sufficient time to sell them on StubHub.
So, I have two tickets in Sec 312 available at my cost. You will have to get them from me on Friday (assuming the Rangers get HFA) or Monday.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 1:54 PM CDT reply actions
If you have the bar code
Throw them on the hub. They’ll sell. The problem may be if you need that fundage to buy upgrades and stubhub to paypal to your bank account will likely take a few days.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
That is the problem
I won’t have the tickets in hand until tomorrow (when I get home from work). No bar code.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Those tickets will have a bar code on them
How do you think they are going to scan it at RBiA.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I won't have them until Thursday night
Game is Friday. I’m flying Friday. Not enough time to sell them. I’d rather not stand outside the stadium on Friday like a scalper. I’d prefer to just have a LSB buyer lined up.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they'd sell before first pitch on Friday
Or rather 1 1/2 hours before first pitch, even if you listed them late Thursday. Just my opinion. But they’re your tix feel free to do whatever you want.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
email the rangers ticket people or MLB. or have them shipped to me and you can pick them up at my office
when you land.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
After the Rangers clinched Friday night
I put my tickets for Saturday’s game up on stubhub. They sold before I got up in the morning, FWIW
So my friend and her fiancee are going through pre-marital classes
For today, they had to write letters about how they met and how they fell in love. But they don’t get to read each other’s letters (yet). I got to read both of them. All I can say is I am definitely a romantic sap thanks to these two. Hopefully she didn’t get the last good guy on Earth.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
What?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF?
Why do you have to be a buzzkill?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Look, I know it's not always going to be rainbows and butterflies
So do they. But I can tell he’s going to be really good to her.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
The problem with a lot of people is that they go into marriage expecting
too much from their spouse and/or thinking they are going to change their spouse after the wedding. Accept your spouse for who he or she is, treat them with respect, treat them kindly and you’ve got a good shot of making it.
/22 years happily married
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well said.
I am only 8 years in, but it is going really well so far.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Wasn't me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 28, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What if he goes bald?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I really don't think the two compare...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
For some they do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I understand...
But I feel like you can find many sexy ways to be bald…Fat on the other hand.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
river fenix has a gif to illustrate your point
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I was just presenting a counter
He could get fat too. If your marriage is seriously all about looks, it’s in a lot of trouble because we will all get old and change in appearance.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Precisely!!!
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I do think there's a difference between looks and getting fat though
Obviously not for every guy, but I feel like getting fat can imply not caring about your appearance, etc. Plus there’s the health implications… I know I only speak for myself, but a few extra pounds don’t worry me. 40 might.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
There's a misconception that fat people are lazy
This is not true. There are health issues. And metabolism slows as we age. And hormones change after she’s had children.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
I think it would be very easy for a spouse to recognize if his other half was being lazy and getting fat or if they were actively trying to stay in shape and yet still gaining weight.
If my wife is going to the gym a couple times a week and/or running/walking and just being active yet still putting on pounds I would be much more forgiving and understanding of any weight gain and would push to have her see a doctor to figure out what is causing it.
But if she is laying around the house eating bon-bons and doing nothing to try and stop it then I am not going to be as forgiving and it will affect our marriage.
I'm not referring to growing older, I recognize that people change.
And I certainly don’t mean to imply all fat people are lazy… but I also don’t think it’s true that no fat people are fat because they just don’t care to exercise/eat right. And again, when I’m saying fat here I’m not meaning a little overweight, I mean fat. If I marry a fit, athletic, active girl, and a year after marriage she is no longer active and has gained 50 pounds, I don’t think me being upset would be all about her looks.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
What if you aren't in to big women
so you never what to have sex with her out you still love her?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
What if she's not into assholes
And you turn into one because she’s put on a few pounds?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lord, have mercy...../shakes head/
You love your spouse as a partner/friend/wife not as an object!!
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't say that at all....
My point is that if you focus on the physical side and point out deficiencies (‘cause it’s gonna happen) you will face difficulties.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
OK
So if your partner gets fat will you still want to have the same sex life with them as originally?
Thats what Jihad was saying originally I believe. if your partner gets fat and it affects your sex life does that in turn affect your marriage?
I can only speak to my experience....
Over the first 10 years of marriage, I gained about 70 lbs after I got married (mostly when my wife got pregnant. Hey…it happens)…like I said, I’ve lost a good chunk of it. Nothing on the physical side changed….I’ve actually discussed this with my wife and she has told me over and over that it was not how I looked but how I treat her, what kind of husband I am and what kind of father I am.
I am so thankful she looked at me this way rather than how I was feeling about myself at the time.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh. Ask my wife.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Alternatively: what if he gets fat?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
What if you get fat?
I gained some weight….ok, a lot….I’ve lost a good amount of it but you are completely missing the point.
Your marriage is doomed if it’s based on appearance alone…..
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Appearance is kinda what got you together in the first place...
Probably not what got you married, but what initially got you interested in meeting this person from across the room/bar/event, whatever. I’m pretty damn sure most marriages aren’t based on looks alone, but people would be foolish to think it didn’t play a bigger part than most would like to say it does.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
It absolutely does...there's no disagreement there but the
problem creeps in where that is a principle reason for staying with or marrying someone. Again, I can only speak for myself but when I met my wife, of course there was a physical attraction…I’m still attracted to her but the attraction so much more now than it was when we first met and it’s based on many more factors. She’s a great wife, mother, friend, support system, homemaker, cook, etc…
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
"Appearance is kinda what got you together in the first place..."
Not here, no.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Is your phone not working, dickhead?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
We'll see how long that fire lasts.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I always forget which is which
Sorry if I got it wrong this time.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like most people just default to fiance
which is usually wrong when the guys on here post but would have been correct in this instance, except you used the other one.
Ugh
You’re right. I just looked this up the other day when I was writing a blog post, and I got it correct. I don’t know how I forgot. My bad. I guess I’m not as good with words as I like to think.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i knew i loved you when you bought me some shots and went down on me in the back seat of my 2001 ford taurus....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently she did
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently she got the last good one
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh. That makes much more sense.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
As did I, and was about to give mad props to IANF
by DevilManHammy on Sep 28, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't know my friend
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea
It better have at least been a Lexus
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
All women are whores
Somewhere deep inside every person, man or woman, is a whore. Its just that some allow that side to show more often than not and some take a little more prodding (ie alcohol)
Here we go....
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That's obnoxious.
Whether or not you think everyone has a price, you could have found 1000 better ways to say it than that.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
To some extent yes.
But that’s painting with a broad brush.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
It's actually not true. At all.
It’s not true for every single person so his statement is false. I don’t really think it can reasonably said that somebody with erotophobia is a whore deep down inside.
Uh, what the fuck.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
my mom has told me that my wife needs to be baptized believer before i marry her....
i rolled my eyes. but both sets of grandparents have been married 55 years and parents 31 years so i guess i need to listen to them for marriage advice.
not about the baptism stuff.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah that's not a big concern for me...
Seeing as how most people didn’t get to choose their religion as an adult anyway.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Religion is a huge dealbreaker for a lot of people
I’m not real picky about this area, as long as people are respectful.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Pre-Marital classes were weird for me.
My wife is Catholic, so we had to do a weekend trip to a retreat and learn about how to be good husbands and wives. That part was fine, I suppose. I took a lot of naps.
The weird part is that you have to take a Catholic multiple choice test on what you expect out of marriage. This runs the gamut from housework to children to money to sex. Then a priest scores the test and lets you know where you might not be compatible. Would have been slightly weird, but it went way weird because the priest was her uncle. Awkward.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
This story makes me even happier I'm not still with my ex.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I can't wait for my Catholic tests
bring on the hilarity
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
SHE NEVER COOKS
SHE SPEAKS PROFANELY AND SHE KEEPS A FILTHY HOUSE! SHE’S THE QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!!!
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This made me smile for some reason.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
it's one of my favorite simpsons quotes
it should be more popular
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
this is so true.
give a single mom a hot meal, play some catch wih her kid, dont smack her around like her ol’ man used to, and shes all yours, you guys.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:14 PM CDT reply actions
... and so is that kid.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
mom...is i am neftali feliz my new daddy?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
with arab lady.. what did you think of her?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
she seemed cool.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
i bet she has a hairy ass
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
filled with sand
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a yeast infection, brah...
Take some antibiotics.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
the worst
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 28, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit, you guys really blew up my OT Thread, well done ladies and gents!
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
had nothing to do with you bro.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
No really, it didn't.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Which is exactly why I said "I guess".
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
That implies uncertainty about it to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ah I see, my bad.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
C'mon guys...don't chase off our Canadian teenager friend.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He's very helpful when it comes to Canadian tourism!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
And beating off with maple syrup.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Would that be stickier before or after?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Yes.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Lol, will do I guess.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
my bosses response to friday afternoon 1/2 day off.
Ok. Have fun.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
you're fired
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
"Don't come back on Monday."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Marge: The plant called and said that if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four day weekend!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
You cut yourself short only asking for a half day.
by lost in space on Sep 28, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
its comp time for working saturday.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF?
Oakland Athletics pitcher Dallas Braden and San Francisco Giants infielder Mark DeRosa will serve as guest studio analysts during MLB Network’s extensive coverage of the 2011 Major League Baseball Postseason.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
they just pull names out of a hat?
what the hell
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Dallas Braden isn't even telegenic.
Or interesting.
Or good.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He's really not
You don’t know him and you’ve never met him.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you ever met him?
If not STFU.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck?
he’s a fucking fuck fuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 28, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
nically
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 28, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
No he's really not
I’ve met him several times. Highly competitve, but he’s not a douche.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
big douche
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 28, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop being such a homer
the tat is enough to show his high douche level
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
And your thoughts on Napoli prior to 2011?
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
huge douche
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 28, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
it's the like sound of the oceaon
“dooooosh…. doooooooooosh”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
wish-he-was-my-teams-douche douche
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than the clubhouse douche we had last season.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Napoli
I didn’t realize he had such a surfer accent. It’s kind of cool. Makes me want to live in California or Florida and not be surrounded by these grating midwest accents. Texas accents are fun and remind me of nice people and simple times but surfer accents make me think of a life of constant vacation.
Seriously, when I heard Napoli talk about his 2 HR game last night, something struck me like I need to move out of Chicago.
how could you hate
midwestern accents? they’re the best
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
oh geez louise
i think you’re just sayin that because ya talk kinda funny, yah?
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I reckon yer just wrong, pardner
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
how you can
watch fargo and not just crack up at the accents is beyond me
now go fetch me a bottle of pop
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
What is this "pop" you speak of?
Surely you can’t mean a soda.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
You think "Fargo" represents all Midwest accents?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair, that's Minnesota.
Which is slightly different than your ordinary Midwest accent.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 28, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Arizonans, as I can attest to it
try to sound like southern Californians. AKA Napoli
by DevilManHammy on Sep 28, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Naps is from Florida, I thought.
My basemark for Arizonan accents is just my dad, but he grew up there quite some time ago.
im pretty sure he is
believe he went to miami or a miami high school
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I am referring to the "surfer" accent he has.
I’m sure he picked it up while playing for the Angels.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 29, 2011 7:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Tech boy standing up for another Tech boy?
Braden’s a douche. Not sure why you fight it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
JW: good kid
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 28, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
The thing is you've seen how JW acts
You’ve never met Braden…
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Bad analogy
We’ve never met either; we’ve seen how both of them act.
If I recall correctly, he used his area code in a sentence. So, um….
Res ipsa loquitur and all that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You ate an entire wheel of cheese?
I’m not even mad.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
You've been exposed to Josey a lot more than Dallas Braden
Was my point.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Fair point
But maybe the best way to go about this argument is to talk about the ways in which he isn’t a douche.
Because all I know about him is that he flipped his shit when someone walked on his mound, which isn’t even a real thing, and then he quoted his area code. That all screams douche.
As does his tattoo, and his sideways cap…
Ok he may have douchey tendencies
But he was a good dude from my experiences and others that had many more runs in with him while he was in LBK.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Huh
You don’t like that abbr?
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
And if thats changed in the past 5 years
And he’s started ref’ing hooker fights in Oakland Burger King lots then I’ll go back on what I said.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That's an oddly specific criteria.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Search for it on Deadspin...
There was like a 12 minute epic fight between pregnant hookers in a Burger King parking lot a few months back. The video is awesome.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
And
http://deadspin.com/5546435/in-dallas-bradens-209-people-get-tattoos-that-read-209
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I asked about this the other day
And to my knowledge got no response…
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:19 PM CDT reply actions
And they changed the link...
Was linking from this twitter…
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
BaD Radio just had TAG on their show....they have a bet (in principle)
for their hitting contest next year….the greenman suit. BaD Radio loses, they wear greenman suit to a game.
This is where it gets good….
If TAG loses, he has to wear a greenman suit for a broadcast….
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
This is why I don't understand why people hate BaD radio...
It’s GOLD.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
If it wasn't a sports talk show it would be great.
by lost in space on Sep 28, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
it's not
it’s disguised as one
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
That's actually what I like about the Ticket in general...
Yeah I get my sports fix, but it doesn’t bore me the fuck to death with it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Not to ruffle up the OT with baseball talk, but ...
From MLB Trade Rumors:
Adrian Beltre, who lives 30 minutes from Angel Stadium, begged the Angels to sign him last offseason, according to Peter Gammons of MLB Network (on Twitter). Instead, he signed a five-year deal with the AL West Champion Rangers and has a .296/.332/.563 line with 32 home runs. It won’t be surprising if the Angels are on the lookout for third base help this offseason.
Mike DiGiovanna of the LA Times explains that there’s reason to consider the Vernon Wells-Mike Napoli trade one of the worst deals in Angels history. Wells is expensive and has struggled offensively, Napoli has had the best offensive season of his career and the Angels finished second to the Rangers. Manager Mike Scioscia says we should give the deal some time before calling it a poor one for Los Angeles.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
Sounds good to me....
Another year of thrashing the Angels should put the convince them both were poor decisions.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, we need to give it time.
Vernon Wells was well-regarded and just had an off year, right?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
We've given it about a year of thought.
It’s a poor one for the Angels, Mike.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
One more hockey related thing and I'll be done. Swear.
I made a post on DBD about making a club team for NHL 12. If you’re interested, sign up over here. Hope ya’ll join up!
tasty tweetz
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
strawberry soda > grape soda
also, those souvenir sized lemonades at the ballpark in arlington are fuckin money.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 2:42 PM CDT reply actions
How pissed would everyone be
If we opened the season in Japan? How pissed was everyone when we opened in Puerto Rico. IIRC, the 01 game in PR was at least at a comprable time and could be watched.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:53 PM CDT reply actions
Are we opening the season in Japan...
With Darvish on the mound?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yes please.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Would it prove to be the difference in signing Yu Darvish?
If so, then I’m all for it.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I don't see why people should be pissed
I guess it depends on if those are our home games.
And if we lost. If we lost we’d all be pissed.
Because they would want to watch their team play
Or if they had a ticket package and that was reduced because they lost 2 home games.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB Tokyo Tailgate!!!!
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll go to that one
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I would love to go to Japan.
But my wife is not interested. I can’t justify going there on my own…but if it was an LSB event, I’m there.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB Tokyo Tailgate.....this has international incident written all over it.........................
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry if already talked about ad nauseum but
how does everyone feel about Missouri looking to go to the SEC?
Clay Travis
@ClayTravisBGID Clay Travis
Missouri fans, it looks like your campaign to join the SEC is working. Well played.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
please, no.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
same here.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually I'm going to hijack this
Adjusting my NCAA 12 conferences. Currently have A&M in the SEC, TCU in the Big East, Pitt and ’Cuse to the ACC, BYU in the Big 12. Who should I add to the Big East? Should I use somebody else for the Big 12? Should I move Mizzou?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
TCU to Big 12
Need to be done
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure the Big 12 wants TCU though.
I’m trying to keep this realistic… unlike another dynasty where I arranged all the conferences by mascot (cats, dogs, people, etc…)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
That is hilarious. Would love to see those conferences.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
They got weird at the end...
I am proud of some little touches though (Snoop and Scooby divisions for the dogs, Hobbes and Garfield divisions for the cats, a few of the rivalries like Commodores vs Pirates and Blue Raiders vs Red Raiders)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
/TCU fans everywhere.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We are everywhere except covering your receivers.
I think RGIII just threw another touchdown against us.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
That red-headed bastard of yours is still throwing TDs against us.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Are you not blowing up the Big 12?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Have to have at least 4 teams in a conference
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
From what I've heard, the BOR has always been pro-SEC, but the President (Deaton) is very pro-Big XII.
The fan campaign is actually an alumni campaign to get Deaton to change his stance.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Mizzou doesn't have a BOR, it has a Board of Curators, but the point is the same.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So what do you think of Mizzou possibly leaving?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I don't know.
I don’t want the Big XII to break up, that’s my only concern.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Makes sense.
I’m just trying to see if it will get the same reaction as A&M got.
Lots has changed since then though.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
hey tide
how do you feel about the bama/florida game this weekend? floridas looked pretty impressive imo thus far
im nervous, but im nervous about all of our games.
florida has looked pretty impressive so far yes, but against less than stellar opposition. they rely heavily on demps and rainey, and if we can stop them we should be ok. i think our offense will be fine, especially if AJ has another game like he did last week.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
just one day
id like to know what it feels like to be as fast as demps or rainey, that speed is ridiculous
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Which one ran like 24 mph in the game last week?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
probably demps.
he is on the florida track team, and has won national championships with them.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That's so insane.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
'Bama defense is amazing this year.
They way they throttled Ark wasn’t surprising, but it certainly was impressive.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 28, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i recorded that game
still need to watch it
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, men of LSB
You’re such a hot and cold mix. And you wonder why I have lists.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
We're yes and we're no
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
We're up and we're down.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Oh no more lists!
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You have lists..?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
So does Loblaw...
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yes
The creeps of LSB and the non-creeps.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I keep lists too
You’re on one
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Right
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Which list is longer?
I’m betting ‘creeps’.
by lost in space on Sep 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Wrong
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
that is shocking
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
WE'RE ALL ON THE LIST!!!!
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 28, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Some aren't on either list
I call them floaters or undetermined.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
You actually have this list?
Come on…
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
x
All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Just tell me you don't actually have a list
Like in a .txt file or written down.
Okay…
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe not a physical list
But definitely in my head.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I assume I am a creep
although I would disagree
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
"floaters"
[giggle]
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
RF got onto one of my lists
after replying to me w/ a picture of an Asian girl eating out a dog’s ass
Uh oh
I’m probably “undetermined”. Unless you remember that I once pointed out that your screen name could be BIM-Beau, back when you were pissed that someone had called you a bimbo. I thought it was pretty clever, but I don’t think you saw it that way. I apologized, but you might have left the thread by then.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Wouldn't that just be a third list?
If nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
Ah, I understand.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Perhaps I should start this..?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Let not your heart be troubled; neither let it be afraid.
Keep the faith….
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Trying. Sometimes this place makes it difficult though.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
well played
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I tried to post this video earlier
But MLB changed the link.
And its bonerlicious.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 3:21 PM CDT reply actions
kitchen cleaning worthy
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh....the could have just taken highlights from the last 2 games
and made a pretty impressive commercial.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
All of that Colby made me kind of sad
Will that version of him come back?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
The last shot of the 1 min one...
is pretty epic.
"The Rangers don't need a mural at third...
they already have a statue." - ACWNS09
by mathewsherill on Sep 28, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
x
nickeatman Nick Eatman
Sean Lee named NFC defensive player of the Month .. Looks like first player in franchise history with that honor .. Deserved!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
there is no way thats true.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
First in franchise history?
I agree.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
there is no hint of this anywhere on the internet.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Where am I right now?
OH FUCK
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Everybody who hated that pick on LSB...
Needs to man up and eat some of their crow.
Namely, GhettoBear.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 28, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't remember what my thoughts were
but I definitely did not expect him to start contributing right now.
He is so much better than any LB I have seen in a really long time (for the Cowboys). Him and Ryan converted this defense.
demarcus ware is a LB
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He was a DE in college, though.
Sean Lee was a stud at Penn State.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 28, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i know these things as well.
but demarcus ware is a LB.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
3-4 defense.
He’s LB.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by that logic, he was a DE in college by name only.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Not true.
OLBs in a 3-4 are expected to rush the passer more often than not (at least one of them).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Ware played a 4-3 in college..
which is what he was referring to.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 28, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I missed that.
Yeah, in college he was definitely an end.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
now we are getting into schematic definitions.
jack linebackers generally rush the QB.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
o...k...?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, his position name is linebacker.
I’m not sure why this is a problem for you.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
It's not...
He’s a DE turned linebacker..but he doesn’t really play the position of a linebacker on the field..
He rushes the passer a majority of the time.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 28, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Hence he's a linebacker by name only..
But he’s not a linebacker in the sense of a Sean Lee/Dat Nguyen kind of linebacker.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 28, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Also an inside backer.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
No, he's not.
Because they are inside linebackers.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
this is the dumbest argument ever.
demarcus ware is a linebacker in the 3-4 defense.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
So rushing the passer means he's not a linebacker?
In a normal 3-4 defense, one of the OLBs generally rushes the passer. Ware perhaps rushes more often than some, but it’s not like he’s abnormal. Look at Orakpo, Harrison, Von Miller…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
why does that matter? at all?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
But... what?
I don’t understand. You’re saying he’s a linebacker by name only, because he rushes the passer, which is something a linebacker in a 3-4 does.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
julius peppers
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
but in a 3-4, he would be a jack linebacker.
he said before thats the position he would rather play too.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
This is really semantic point, and therefore trivial
but I don’t think TLTQ is incorrect. That position of rushing from the end with a hand down is generally thought of as an end. True, a lot of 3-4 OLB’s do the same thing but historically, people think of that as an end. When people ask, who are the greatest LB’s, they think of MLB’s, people who drop in coverage or rush from a standing position.
Like I said, semantics, but that’s generally how people refer to those positions
i agree with everything you just said, which is why i said further up that this argument is stupid.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Lawrence Taylor is often mentioned among the great linebackers
and he was primarily a rush linebacker.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Tim McMahon confirms both parts.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
thats crazy that we have multiple DPOY but no DPOM before today.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
brb
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
k
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
hb
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
back
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well, it felt longer
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
wb
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Wonder why StubHub tickets are so expensive for Friday's potential game?
While putting some extras I had up there, they are charging me a $48 commission (on what are only ~$65 face value tickets). What. The. Fuck.
/firstworldproblems
(no I can’t give them away or sell them here, it is half of my buddy’s money too)
Fuck Stub Hub.
You’re better off calling the ticket office and just speaking to someone.
They can tell you whats available and you won’t end up paying $15 or more in online/delivery fees.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Ah.
Skimmed over that part.
Craigslist?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm slightly afraid of this with playoff tickets in my hand.
But I think we’re going to try that route from here on out.
For what it's worth,
all my experiences of selling tix on there have been successful and rape free.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have been rape free for 30+ years
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
the world series tickets i sold last year were in the hundreds in commission. but where else was i gonna find that
many people willing to pay that much for 4 tickets
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Could be because the game is not only an ALDS game
but could be against the Red Sox or Yankees (if Home Game 1 = ALDS Game 3).
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It just seems like a gyp. They make money on both sides of the deal.
Quite the escrow fee for instant download. They’re just a new Ticketmaster IMO.
am I on the creep or non creep list?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 3:36 PM CDT reply actions
fuckin fuck.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I always remembered you as "The guy that everyone gets pissed off at for being awful at posting pictures"..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
It was more making fun of him than anything
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, okay, well I just remember that, it always gave me a solid laugh..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Some new guy tried to post a picture during a GDT
failed miserably…it basically looked like this:
ajsdlkjaosidfoasjdoifjaisodjfoiajsoifjaosijfdoiasjdfonoobfailatpostingpicture
oajsdoifaiosdjfoiajsdfaidnfggiuhsduifgsduhfguhsdifuhgsidufgushdfiughsiudfhgiasu
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shdfwerpoiuoiweeufoaisdfoiasjdfoiaosidf.jpg
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahahhaah
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
im neftali feliz you prick.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Obviously..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Are you one of these three?
thecreepsnl.jpg
by DFWTrojanTuba on Sep 28, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
X
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
you're on the reply fail list
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
nick fairly has "slim" chance of playing against cowboys
Nick Fairley continues to make slow and steady progress from foot surgery, but a source close to the player says chances are “slim” the defensive tackle plays for the Lions on Sunday against the Cowboys.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
I don't think he would have made that big of an impact, anyway.
Atleast not in his first game.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 28, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
completely agree.
but someone in here the other day was saying fairly was gonna destroy us on sunday, and i kept telling whoever it was that i dount think he will even play, and isnt even someone to single out. there are better defensive linemen on that team.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
my boss uses the phrase 'jew down'
dont think he knows hot potentially offensive that could be
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 4:03 PM CDT reply actions
how*
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
he said to me... lets see if we can jew that rate down .5 %
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
thats not the preferred nomenclature
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I bet the .5% would make him so gay.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Yep
Had to look that one up.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Ya know I've thought about this...
And I’ve never met a Jewish person who is actually offended that they have an uncanny ability to save money. It’s a stereotype they welcome.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
says mr goldstein
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
the jewish people fascinate me
mainly b/c ive spenty pretty much 0 time my whole life around them
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow to both of these
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, right?
How are they more fascinating than us?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
if you dont want to get fired click here.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 4:10 PM CDT reply actions
Come on, IANF.
We have rules for a reason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
OT has no rules!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 28, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit. Too late!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
who is this.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
im just trolling. nothing to see here
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
This is showing up as exceeded bandwith
I want to see.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I will choke you with my bare hands
just to view her with my own eyes.
COME AT ME, BRO.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
What if you had to give your penis?
Makes it kinda pointless no?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Very interesting question, for sure.
Would you become a eunuch to spend the rest of your life with an in-her-prime Kate Upton?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Nevar!
I actually like getting laid more than I like pretending that I bang the hottest chick on the planet.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Trampoline or moon bounce?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Moon bounce.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Moonbounce with attached water slide.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Oooh. Good answer.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Do you have places like this in Texas
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
I want to be a kid again. There were no places like this when I was young enough to really enjoy them.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Trampoline
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
we had a trampoline growing up
trampoline, the wrestling matches we had were a ball. also playing smear the queer
by studcrackers on Sep 28, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
CS;B
My brother once got bit on the nose by a raccoon while camping out on a trampoline in our neighbors back yard.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Ice skating or roller skating/blading?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Roller
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Rollerskating,
only because I like the way it feels when I put shoes back on after rollerskating.
by lost in space on Sep 28, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Snow Skiing/Boarding or Water skiing/boarding?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Snow
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Snow skiing
Snow boarding is for hippies.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Jump rope or hula-hoop?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rope
Makes me feel like a boxer
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Hula-hoop
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Neither.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Road biking or Mountain Biking?
Am I playing right?
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 4:17 PM CDT reply actions
Mountain
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I'm converting
I race road bikes, but recently have had no motivation to ride except on dirt.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Already started
And it looks like a sport I’d love. But the reason I took up cycling seriously in the first place is because my left knee is shot from playing soccer for 30 years. After the 6th surgery, they doctor said no more running at all.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I ride my roady more, but certainly I enjoy the experience of trail riding more.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rain or snow?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Snow
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
legs all day
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yes
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
anyone not choosing D cup
is my sworn enemy
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
valid point.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
That's a shame.
Cause I kinda like you.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
....more than a friend?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
QUIT SMOTHERING ME
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Get a room!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
D cup with hips.
Easy
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
LOL WUT?
Those are two very different things.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Right
So how are they relative to one another as you stated previously?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Boxer briefs
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Boxer briefs
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
boxers/boxer briefs.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Windy and cold or hot and humid?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Now that's just cruel.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Hot and humid
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Windy and cold.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Windy and cold.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
not Canadian weather.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Mashed or fried?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Mashed
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
fried.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Liberty or death?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Cake or Death?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
well we're out of cake
We only brought three bits
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 28, 2011 5:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
we didn't expect such a rush
+1 internets for you sir
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Norway or Sweden?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sweden.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Finland
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Finland.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Bears or sharks?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ManBearPig
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
A really good apple or a really good peach?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Apple fresh with peanut butter, peach in a cobbler with vanilla ice cream.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Apple.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That peach must be humongous.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Big enough to float from England to New York in
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
The only good apple is a green apple.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Honeycrisp would like a word
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmmm honeycrisp.
That is one thing I do love about the midwest… way better apple selection.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I don't even care that they're $2.99/lb
They’re only available for a few months, so I’ll pay it. Sooooo good.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That is the WORST apple
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Hmm...peach.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Hanggliding or skydiving?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Skydiving...
Get it the fuck over with.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Staying on the ground.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
chocolate or vanilla?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Vanilla.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Vanilla
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
To be or not to be?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not to be
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Is that a question?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
if you've got time
see how you can do on this sporcle quiz
http://www.sporcle.com/games/enough/what_category_should_I_pick
Han or Luke?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Han
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Caribbean or Mediterranean?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This needs to stop.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
WEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sorry, what were you saying about Baylor?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Soon he will have his own playground to talk all things Baylor all the time.
Any more news on when ODB is lauching?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Not yet.
When I know, the people here that care will know.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm just looking forward to some good conversations with Mike E over there.
I know he loves him some Aggies.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Oh he does, he does.
Always going on and on about how he loves him some Aggies. CAN’T GET ENOUGH, he says.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I knew he did.
He really seems to have an open mind regarding these types of things.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
My mistake.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
tell jam0152 to shut up or dont tell jam0152 to shut up?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Steven Strasburg is good
9 SO, 1H through 5. It is against FLA, however.
Amazing how well he’s pitching so quickly after TJ surgery.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 4:40 PM CDT reply actions
Answer Key:
Trampolines
Roller
snow
Jump rope
snow
cold and windy
Fried
Liberty
Sweden
Bears
Peach
Hang gliding
Chocolate
To be
Han
Mediterranean
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what in the fuck is going on here?
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
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"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
this thread can't get much more OT
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
You're welcome.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rangers Postseason Video
hat tip to The Newberg
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions
MatthewSchultz linked it higher in the thread
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks!
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm...
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Oops.
Missed it. And I’ve been here all afternoon, too.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 28, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Just giving you a hard time.
Its worth having on here twice.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Lets try this
Ale or Lager?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Cream Soda or Root Beer
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I used to love Cream Soda
cant stand the shit now.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I long for a cream soda,
but I only drink cokes on New Years :(
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Root Beer
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I love both a lot.
But I give a slight edge to cream soda.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Oh yes.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Syphillis or Gonherrea?
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 4:50 PM CDT reply actions
It's already hard enough to choose between IANF and TDT as loveable drunks, anyway.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I would drink with both of them
But I’d be counting on someone else to get me home (not take me home … let’s be clear).
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
but did you GIS it?
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Whichever one Al Capone had.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Jose Reyes
Scared or not?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Baylor Medical banning hiring smokers?
http://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/editorials/20110927-editorial-a-bold-ban-on-hiring-smokers.ece
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Doesn't surprise me. As a smoker, it doesn't really bother me. They are their own company and can do what they want.
Of course, I can’t have my own company hire ONLY smokers or allow every part of my “campus” to allow smoking. There’s no reason why I would, but still I don’t have the right like they do.
But how will they enforce it?
Will test people for nicotine?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yes
And they aren’t firing or laying off existing smokers. Just won’t hire anymore.
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 28, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, maybe they'll get them when they're filling out their insurance papers.
I wonder what would happen if there was a ban of fat people or old people.
Of course.
But in a fairness argument, one could argue that an older person should pay higher insurance values, like smokers. Therefore, if we believe we can reduce health costs for the company by hiring people that are healthier, we will do so. More importantly, we will NOT be hiring people we don’t see as fitting our model of “healthy”.
Not sure I agree they should pay higher insurance values simply due to age.
Obesity, smoking, drugs, etc are far more harmful to future health than general aging…
I'm not so sure that's the case. Especially not at the extreme ends (young smoker vs. 80 year old).
Anyways, when entering into health insurance, age is usually a factor is it not? I’m just saying one could make the argument that by these same reasons, age discrimination should be allowed too.
I don't think costly health events fit a poisson distribution, though.
I’d guess that being older means you’re closer to them; i.e., that you’re going to be paying in for less time before you start requiring them to pay out.
A 30 year old smoker is probably going to start getting payments before too long as well.
Basically my thought is that if you adjust for things like smoking, obesity, etc you’re probably going to catch a good number of the older members anyway. Those that don’t get caught by these issues are probably going to be healthier anyway.
True. I have no problem charging the smokers more.
I don’t want to unfairly burden a non-smoker. But back to the question of right to refuse employment, the reasons they use can be used for more than just smokers. They just don’t fear the pro-smoking lobby because it doesn’t really exist.
Definitely true.
I probably need to think a little more about this, but most of the other areas where they could refuse employment that I have thought of off the top of my head I don’t see that big of an issue.
I don't think fat people are a protected class.
Isn’t that most strip clubs, Hooters, heck, most restaurants in general?
Holy fuck
that thread on the front page…
the stupid fucking burns.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
It's 5 o'clock so I'm posting this borderline image because I think it's funny.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Sep 28, 2011 5:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
HAHA
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Who didn't see this coming?
Chargers’ Sanders out for season with knee injurySAN DIEGO (AP)
The San Diego Chargers have placed Bob Sanders on injured reserve with a knee injury, ending the season for the oft-injured strong safety.
Sanders played in only two games with the Chargers before getting hurt. Coming into the season, he missed the equivalent of four full seasons due to injuries.
The Chargers signed Tommie Harris to add depth to their banged-up defensive line.
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions
Ah, I always loved Bob...being a Colts fan myself.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
So...
the quick cuts in that Rangers postseason video don’t lend themselves to .gifs
Is there a longer version someone mentioned?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I think my roommate wrote this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPqOx-Smqrc
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm not a coffee drinker but tomorrow is National Coffee Day and a load of places are giving away free coffee...
List of places to get free coffee…
http://www.nationalcoffeeday.net/national-coffee-day-free-drinks-deal/
"There are two times in my life the hairs on my arms stood up: The first time I saw the Sistine Chapel and the first time I saw Sandy Koufax throw a fastball."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 28, 2011 5:42 PM CDT reply actions
I will be celebrating this day
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Bio, DFWAg
Just heard about Mathis. That sucks. Sorry to hear that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't think I know what you're talking about.
I’ve only been awake for about 5 hours today so I probably missed something…
Jonathan Mathis is out for the rest of the season for A&M.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And Swope might not play vs. Arky because of concussion issues.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
hogs are pretty beat up too.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
4 full games, right?
That’s way too much.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
From wiki
A special case involves the eligibility of a player who loses the majority of a season to injury. Popularly known as a medical redshirt, a hardship waiver may be granted an athlete who appears in fewer than 30% of his or her team’s competitions (with none coming after the midway point of the season), then suffers a season-ending injury. A player who is granted such a waiver is treated for the purposes of their eligibility as though he or she had not competed in that season.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
BULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHIT
They didn’t grant Keith Smith’s medical redshirt even though he got hurt halfway through the second game… not that I’m still bitter.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
dont'a hightower was given one for the 09 season after tearing up his knee in the 4th game.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Huh, I thought you played four.
Well 3 is certainly a much closer question, and he might just get it. RGIII was in the third game two years ago when he got hurt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Definitely sucks.
Our depth on the D line was pretty scarce to begin with. BIG loss.
Swope would be a huge loss if the concussion keeps him out.
Our best CB Judie didn’t play against Okie lite and might not play against Arky.
One of our starting safeties (Steven Campbell) might be out too.
Sucks but no excuses. Injuries happen. Next dude has to step up.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I like my Halloween candle
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That is pretty cool
What’s the scent?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 28, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I'm back to blaming Costa
The Redskins, meanwhile, accuse the Cowboys of making up the whole thing. Washington coach Mike Shanahan says there’s proof.
“The center is miked, and when the center is miked, you go back in audio and you’ll find out if one of our players did say a snap count,” Shanahan said. “And they did not.”
—————————————————————————-
“I lost a lot of respect for Costa,” Bowen said. “Just be a man and tell the truth. If that was the case, if we were making snap counts, how come no other offensive linemen jumped offsides? It makes no sense because he’s lying. He just needs to be a man and stand by his word. Everybody respects a man who could tell the truth.”
Not that I 100% trust Bowen but given how both sides are responding, I’m not sure that they actually were messing with the cadence. Seems like given Costa’s backtrack, I think he just wasn’t prepared for the Redskins chatter, which wasn’t necessarily trying to simulate the cadence.
Why the fuck would you mike the center?
What kind of insight could that possibly provide?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
MLB Network just mic'ed Dick Vitale @ Tropicana Field
because the douchebag lives down there and is at the game
Doesn't he have season tickets?
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[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM, BABY.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
IS THIS A HOOTERS?!
BILLY MAYS STOLE THE IDEA OF TALKING IN ALL CAPS WHILE MAKING NO POINT WHATSOEVER FROM ME!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
needs moar BABY!!!!
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I picture hell as having to sit in front of the tv next to Dick Vitale...
While watching Chris Berman do NFL highlights on a constant loop.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Vitale isn't close to Berman
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I like Viatle
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
*Vitale
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
they are both awful. epicly awful
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
The tri fecta of nails on a chalkboard broadcasters in sports goes something like this...
Vitale, Berman, Holtz. And this is all based on sheer listenability alone.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
vitale is utterly unlistenable.
i can handle berman in short bursts, and about 2 and a half “berman bits”. holtz is just an idiot, who isnt quite as unlistenable as vitale, but brings literally nothing to the table other than spit.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
This is exactly right.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
BACKBACKBACKBACKBACK
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
The catchphrases are annoying, yeah,
but Patrick’s unabashed slobbering over Duke when he’s not even a color guy is more annoying.
The thing about Vitale is that at least he comes across as sincere, and he’ll get enthusiastic about anybody.
He seems genuinely excited about the game
and it makes me excited to watch the game.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
and then i hear him talk and i change the channel.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 28, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't need his help to get excited about a big game...
The game does it for me.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Well I don't either.
It just improves it I guess
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You shut your whore mouth.
Never compare Lewin and Vitale again.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I've never been a huge Gus fan
I don’t dislike him, but I don’t really get the love either.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I will always cheer for Stephen Curry
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
He's great in close games, definitely.
But he also yells when it’s not a close game…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Trade you Gus Johnson for Pitt.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
How about you form a
GT, UGA, Wake, Duke conference. Then he can call those games.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
No.
You do get an automatic invitation to the Roady’s Humanitarian Bowl, though!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I do love truck stops.
In that case, I join this conference solely to see UGA get sent out there every year.
I'm totally making this a conference in NCAA now.
(Not really.)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Proof he's overrated.
(Obviously Herbstreit is a great announcer)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
They have a whole spiel about concussions now.
“Kids, sit out until the doctor and coach says your completely healthy, then you can start practicing again.” It’s basically a full minute rant after somebody suffers one in the game.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
good ole Uncle Milty arrested again for beating a woman.....what a nice fella.
http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2011-09-28/milton-bradley-arrested-for-alleged-battery?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl5|sec3_lnk3|99938
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Oh Milton..
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Aw thanks man!
hahahaha
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Elephants or horses?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
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