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Mozart's opera The Magic Flute premiered in Vienna, Austria.
1927
Babe Ruth hit his 60th home run. The record stood until Roger Maris hit 61 in 1961. Mark McGwire beat Maris's record in 1998 by hitting 70 and Barry Bonds topped this in 2001 with 73.
1938
Britain and France surrendered to Germany's demands concerning the Sudetenland, and signed the Munich Pact.
1946
Twenty-two Nazi leaders were found guilty at the Nuremberg trials.
1949
The Berlin Airlift came to an end.
1955
Actor James Dean was killed in a car crash.
1966
Botswana gained its independence from Great Britain.
2011
The Texas Rangers won their first playoff game in what would become an undefeated march all the way to the World Series.
Read more: This Day in History: September 30 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1ZQyyTMGZ
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I'm going to see Dream House at 3:20
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Fuck I won't be home until 8 tonight!!
Come on DVR don’t fail me now.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I'll be gone from noon to midnight, so I guess I'll just have to depend on the radio since there's no way I'll be able to keep this thing a secret until I get home
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Same here
I’m DVRing, but I plan to listen for the last hour at work and on my 2+ hour drive tonight.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
THEY PLAYED PRIVILEGE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWLTA7F9QzU
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 6:40 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
vitamin
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 8:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
it was pretty awesome
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 8:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
How can the Battlefield 3 Beta
Be so good on PC yet so horrible on console? It seems like two completely different games.
I saw a Subway commercial that was cross-promoting with Uncharted 3 last night
It was weird to see Drake hocking sandwiches
I think I'm the only person in the world who hates multiplayer
It’s kind of fun if you’re all in the same room, but if it’s just me and my console, I think I’d rather just play for the story.
no you are not
I hate multi player. At least online multi player. I hate getting my face shot off by 12 year olds.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 6:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I like the last moment in history on you list.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Anwar Al-Awlaki Killed
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/09/30/us-born-terror-boss-anwar-al-awlaki-killed/
Big news…nobody is sure if it was by an American Drone or Yemeni. Doesn’t matter, this scum is gone.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 30, 2011 6:54 AM CDT reply actions
yemeni drone?
hmmmm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 AM CDT up reply actions
arent they they one in the same lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 AM CDT up reply actions
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 30, 2011 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Just saw on twitter that he was dating a Croation stripper
HA! Allah be praised
now he will get virgins
He is gonna have to teach them stuff
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 8:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
we playin' on the moon, bitch. don't call here no more.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
If it was a Yemeni drone, we gave it to them.
FoxNews reports it was a CIA-led US drone under JSOC.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I really don’t know how to feel about this
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Sep 30, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
question:
what is the best way to get to 161 from the parking lots (not sure where it is, but i know it isnt 30 — i think rentz was telling me something about going on the back roads to 161?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I believe division goes right to it once it becomes main street
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 7:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
randoll mill might, too
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 7:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
thanks!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions
i have no clue
i am HOPING to be there before the game starts…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions
No idea.
I usually park in Lot A, but we can go wherever. Supposed to call Rodney when we get there. Shoot me an email with your digits and I’ll let you know when I know. rsauermann at att dot net.
I am usually in Lot B
I think I am headed to that area around 1:00 and then figure it out from there
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
thanks for the call
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
thanks man!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions
i expect you fully to get a speeding ticket this afternoon...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:06 AM CDT up reply actions
what seat was your ticket 1 you printed out?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:06 AM CDT up reply actions
seat 9
im trying to leave at noon…i may have “something come up” and miss the board meeting heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
normally i would have taken the whole day off
and enjoyed myself
unfortunately today is the end of our fiscal year (well, tomorrow) and our board meetings for the hospital and system are today — they have to officially approve the budget for the next fiscal year :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
if i can leave by/at noon i can prob make it to your place by 230
just FYI
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
FP is riding with me from uptown... just call me when your close and we can figure out where to meet up.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions
will do
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
for TG3
I took 161 to Main/Division, turned on Cowboys Way and BOOM I was right there
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
w00t peni
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
A mention of Mozart's "The Magic Flute"
Makes me want to watch “Amadeus.”
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
Me too
I watch it once a year.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions
god damn you
I am about to go to sleep. Now I will have this song stuck in my head. I know one word
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 8:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Makes me wanna watch HR Puff 'N Snuff
Or the Mr. Show spoof of it. Forgot what they called that one. David Cross as the little british boy – brilliance.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Bleh, had to watch Amadeus in Film/TV Aesthetics.
I could see why someone would enjoy it, but I did not care for it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
When I was in middle school, we watched it every year in music class
I still like it. Even though it’s really dark and depressing.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions
The part where Salieri puts on the mask to look like the father is pretty creepy.
Stoops is my daddy!
OU 38-28
This.
Never understood how that movie was “Best Picture” material.
Killing Fields should’ve won.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you like Debussy?
Clair de Lune may be my favorite piece of classical music…….ever……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 30, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I've only listened to limited Debussy
But that is a good piece.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I just played it for my class on Tuesday.
It’s in my all-time top 10.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
BOA has finally crossed the line
I will not pay a fee to use a debit card. Any suggestions on a replacement bank?
Wells and Chase are looking at $3 vs BOA's $5, but haven't commited to it yet.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
so what is the deal? anytime you use your PIN number at a point of sale transaction they charge an additional
3-5 bucks? that is highway robbery. But are there any transactions you would rather use a PIN than not use a PIN???
honestly, I have gone back to the medieval ways of using cash a lot of the time. I spend less.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
No.
It’s a one time monthly fee. If you use your debit/check card once for a purchase, you will be charged the fee for that month and that’s it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I think of it as a non-bank atm fee.
You know, when you go to a bar that charges cover, you have no cash, and are forced to use their atm that probably charges a $3-$5 usage fee? Blech.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope. I don't know. heh.
I refuse to use an ATM that isn’t BOA. I get out cash before I go anywhere that might not accept a card.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
It's the principle of the matter.
Durbin and Barney Frank paint the legislation that led to this (capped what a bank can charge a merchant in fees) as “protecting the consumer”, but when the bank loses a consistent revenue stream, they are simply going to recoup it as best as possible by charging THE CONSUMER. The fees banks charged merchants ended up being built into the price of goods and services. Do the congressional officials honestly believe that a business will all of a sudden lower their price of goods now that there is a cap on the charges levied on them? Nope.
This is what happens when people who never work a day of their lives in the private sector think they know what’s best for the private sector.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
At the risk of starting a political discussion......THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is what happens when people who never work a day of their lives in the private sector think they know what’s best for the private sector.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 30, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Well there's a fundamental question there about whether or not transaction costs should be spread to everybody or just to the people with that transaction method.
Personally I think the former is much simpler (for the same basic reason I prefer that prices have tax built in, though all the regional stuff in the US makes this trickier than in Europe) and efficient from a consumer side.
It gets really stupid when you have some parties saying they have to be spread to everyone (credit card merchant agreements) and then regulation coming in to say “no don’t spread these costs to everyone.”
I just want to rabble about free markets all day, now.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well wouldn't the "freest" (perfect information) scenario be all costs passed directly to consumer,
so cash customers would get one price, debit would get another, credit another, and you’d know exactly what your bank was charging?
Yes, but I understand that just moving directly to that scenario wouldn't be a viable option.
So, I just yearn for the government to slowly release their grip on the market, and let it operate as it should. Though, once they get involved in one segment, they seem to want in on another, and then another.
This whole thing won’t affect me much, as I use my Amex for nearly everything, and pay off my balance in full each month. But I typically use my debit card once or twice a month, in lieu of actually having cash on me, and if Amex isn’t accepted. That fee won’t fly with me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I didn't say no government involvment.
Just extremely limited in their scope and sphere of influence.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What is the difference from using it from debit or credit??
Your question is interesting is well, but just made me think of this.. cause I never knew.
Like when they ask if it’s debit or credit I know if you have a credit card solely then it needs to be credit.. but if I have debit as well is there any difference in me choosing either side when I pay for something?
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I use to get points too
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
ahhh okay.. ive seen places that charge 1 dollar everytime you use your PIN number. ridiculous.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions
You can use it at ATMs with no fee, but even one card purchase gets you the $5 fee for that month.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
once a month
I think to offset what they are losing from businesses by lowering their fees
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 8:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They are losing money because of the change in banking Regs
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
cash is how we do it
my wife and I get, basically, an allowance. I can buy whatever the fuck I want with it. I’m an adult!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I think we all know the answer to that question
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Cash is for people with bad credit
and drug dealers
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I found that it was way too easy to swipe and card and not think about where my money was going
but if it’s Friiiiiaaaeeeday and I want a can of snuff AND a Subway Sandwich and I only have $5, I’ve gotta make a decision.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It's good for kids to learn the value of a dollar these days.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
But how do you get down on friday with only 5 bucks?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I usually don't
but if I only have $5 left on Friday, that means I’ve probably already bought my whisky
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
but you gotta get down on friday
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
whisky can't be good for the insanity
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've decided I'm only drinking one night a week
instead of one total blowout cheat meal, I can have a moderate cheat meal + booze.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
pop tarts and whiskey?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Jimmy John's
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
$40 doesn't buy a lot of blow these days
and I don’t even want to tell you what the $40 hooker looks/smells like.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
csb below . . .We used to have an undercover prostitute who was so hot
that the johns would say they knew she was a cop, but had to take a chance anyway – just in case.
"Yata He"
that's awesome
we don’t have any like that up here
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yeah i currently pay one
my bank is redic. and they are horrible anyway
i am considering switching to 100% ING direct but scared to switch to one that is nowhere near me…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
ING direct is a very good one. Also, try USAA if you qualify for membership.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
99% sure i dont
i have savings/opened a checking account @ ing, need to fund it from my reg account here though
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Check it out, they expanded their offerings recently.
USAA’s investment products, most checking and savings products, credit cards, life insurance, and shopping and discounts are available to other individuals.
USAA auto and property insurance is not available due to membership eligibility requirements.
I haven’t actually tried to open a checking account or anything with them, but it sounds like they have some open ones now.
https://www.usaa.com/inet/pages/why_choose_usaa_eligibility_main
I have USAA and it's fantastic.
They started a partnership with UPS where you can deposit checks at a UPS store and have it automatically updated into your account that very instant.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 30, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I get up to 12 ATM refunds per year. If I go over 12, they do not refund the ATM fee.
I get frustrated with people who are eligible for USAA but don’t use it.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 30, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
No specific stories here
but I’ve had friends that got super boned by USAA on coverages and shit
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I switched from BoA to USAA last year and could not be happier
I can use any ATM I want & get refunded the fees, and can deposit checks from my scanner or phone. Only reason to not go with them is if you need to deposit cash often.
by drizzle on Sep 30, 2011 9:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
USAA is starting to build regional financial centers for those who do deposit cash.
I’m not sure where they’re located. I know there are some in San Antonio, but I’m not sure about Dallas.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 30, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
i use the chase bank app
and i can deposit a check with my phone.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
do you have to wear a Tron helmet while you do that?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yep, but only because it makes me feel important inside.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
credit unions.... non profit orgs... lower interest rates on loans/credit cards.. higher dividends on checking/savings accounts
w lower fees.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Do any of those have a good website?
I know it’s kind of a shitty reason, but that’s why I’ve stayed with BOA for so long… it’s easy to monitor my funds in real-time
you might try EECU
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions
that is what I use
I have had no problems
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 8:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I would offer the credit union I work for to you.. but we have private membership charter.. not community.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Just go give your branch manager a quick beej, and tell him anyone who comes in or calls with the middle name LSB is automatically approved.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ING is really good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
oh that's what BOA means
yeah I heard it on the bank. They’ve been great up until this so it sucks.
I heard it on the radio and immediately thought about contacting BOA to see if there’s a way around it (like there is with fees for owning certain accounts and such) and if then go to a new bank.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
its funny people will bitch about a 3-5 dollar fee but wont haggle interest rates on cars/credit cards/ etc.
where the difference of .25% can be hundreds/thousands a year.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I contacted their customer support to see if certain types of accounts or balance threshholds would avoid the fee.
The person I talked to didn’t have any idea about the fee I was asking about.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh.. blah.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
You can thank
Barney Frank and Chris Dodds for this. They told the evil banks to quit charging for this and that and they have to make the difference somewhere.
I guess I will keep on using BoA. I hate the $5 a month, but I do love pay at the pump with no bill at the end of the month
Yeah....that really hacked me off, too....
Thinking about switching but I’m sure the other banks are going to follow suit….I may just go with a small, local bank.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 30, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I actually just got around to closing my checking at the credit union in my town
charged $4/month to have it..heh. Took me a year to get around to doing it though… it was much easier than I expected.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
i coulda sworn these get waived if you meet certain criteria.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Everything can be waived if you meet certain criteria.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Move to a locally owned, small bank. A couple of years ago I switched from Wells Fargo to a local bank
It is awesome. Unfortunately, the bank I use is only in South Texas. For example, last night I attended their annual dove hunt, which was a blast. Steaks, great wine, cigars – just a classy, community bank. They invite the employees and spouses, too – so it is not some uppity affair; and, I am in no ways some local, big shot – so they invite some of the regular customers. I love it when the bank employees greet me by name when I come into their office. Occasionally they will add some weird fee, but it is worth it.
"Yata He"
but where you get screwed in that regard is if you travel a decent amount.
its great if you live and work in south texas, and dont go much anywhere else.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I use a credit card for travel. ATMS are available nationwide.
In other words, it is less of a problem nowadays with so many ATMS. Yep, I just suck it up and pay the few extra bucks for the convenience, but I can see how it could add up after several fees.
"Yata He"
" I just suck it up and pay the few extra bucks for the convenience"
yeah…I think that’s what people in this discussion are trying to avoid
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
thats what i dont have to do with chase right now.
chase has banks everywhere, i can manage all of my accounts through my phone, i get emails alerting me of my balance, and text, email, and push notifications if my account is charged over a certain amount.
i pay absolutely zero fees at any time, and i would like to keep it that way.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else wearing Rangers panties?
No? Just me?
:)
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
I am.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions
That actually wouldn't surprise me
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Thank you, Victoria's Secret
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I have to dress somewhat professionally
So, I could not wear any of my Rangers gear. Well, not the visible sort. I also have on Rangers socks and my #throwstrikes bracelet from C.J.’s charity.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm wearing my Kevin Fowler shirt
Ain’t drinkin’ any more
Ain’t drinkin’ any less
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
by Mike E on Sep 30, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
is that it?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 8:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I would if I had them
I bet it would help me breathe through my eyelids
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 8:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't wear "underwear"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
you wear them on the outside too,huh?
Like quail man?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
heh
I wear cutoff jean shorts under all my clothes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
you should wear tear away pants
That way you can show those legs off when you need to
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
lol.....I thought I was the only one
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i was also thinkin about auditioning for the blue man group
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Hawt
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Picture or it didn't .... umm on second thought... no pictures...
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
I know better than to post those kinds of photos on the internet
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
How many years before you learned thant lesson?
Well better late than never
I’m sure BBIMBF translates into some kind of sex website… you are going to slowly lure them over with offers of free porno dvds and smut novels
:oþ I kid!
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
On a private message board I used to frequent
The girls regularly posted photos of their pretty bras (while being worn). I did join in that. That message board is shut down now, and the photo has been deleted from my photobucket, so I think I’m safe.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
And what was the name of this board?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It was a John Mayer message board
A private one
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Sounds
Awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It was pretty fun
Lots of girl talk. I kind of miss it sometimes. It was very educational.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Did any guys ever join in the discussion?
And you wouldn’t stop posting shirtless pictures and crotch shots?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
There were no guys in this secret society
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I assumed as much.
Was trying to think of what the parallel would be to the female posters on this board.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
Guys probably would have enjoyed the photos and incessant sharing of sex stories.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like the greatest OT thread ever.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
must find this board
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It's gone now
Sniff.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
They nearly booted me
Because I didn’t have a crazy sex story. I had to make one up just to keep my membership.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Did you just pull the story out of your novels?
:)
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
No
Nothing I’ve written for print was wild/embarrassing enough for this board.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I know...you've mentioned that before.
I think we attempted some rewrites with Closure providing the best stuff.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I will consult Closure regarding these scenes in my next novel
Which is a baseball romance, btw
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
does it feature a baseball player
named Greg Jentree
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
No ... but that would be great
The baseball player’s name is Reid Benjamin.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
It's my tribute to Casey Benjamin
former Ranger farmhand
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
so you put on your robe and wizard hat.
by BHill on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
You hear sex stories
and the first thing you think of is Harry Potter?
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
haha...i was wondering that as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
lamron
you need to go read every single post ever made in every OT thread. First you miss an Arrested Development joke, then you miss the classic “robe and wizard hat” bit?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Oh no.
Oh no no no no no.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
JOHN MAYER FEMALE FANS CANNOT BE CONTAINED.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
whoa this board was off the chain
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You need to experiment more.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I do ... in my head
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
That's not what I was referring to
That sounds uncomfortable though
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Much worse for the catcher than the pitcher.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
bags of sand
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
we fucked dwarves in the ass
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Diabolical.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
www.clownpenis.fart
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
My keeper picks this year: Petyon Manning and Roddy White.
And I just started Robert Meachem over White.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Brees and Brady - I'm sittin' pretty.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
We use a two QB starter in the league, so yes.
Back up is Stafford.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you not need to trade one away to fill other holes?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Nope. Gotta factor in the bye weeks and injuries.
Is 3 QB’s a little bit of overload? Maybe, but the rest of my bench is deep enough to take care of any other glaring holes. I’ve been lucky enough with this team not to get bitten by the injury bug as of yet, but that’s only a matter of time, I’m sure.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like you've got a great team.
I just figured that you could trade away Stafford for starting RB or WR or both and pick up a lesser QB for bye weeks.
Being able to keep all 3 is quite a luxury.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
That's an overreaction.
Francona is a great manager. They just didn’t have enough pitching to succeed in September.
by DevilManHammy on Sep 30, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
all they did was not pick up his option.... its an option..
he didnt get fired.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
yup..hated when people would say Lewin got fired.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
yeah.. with FP, KOK and TidenTX
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Where are y'all going to prebooze?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
boomerjacks to meet up then somewhere in the parking lot... i wanna be in my seat at 3:40 though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I want to be in my seat at 4:06.59
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Being reported in the Boston Globe, too...
http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/thebuzz/2011/09/terry_francona.html
The New York Daily News is now reporting that the Red Sox and Francona have parted ways and it was Red Sox principal owner John Henry’s decision:
The Daily News has been told by sources that Francona is out as Red Sox manager in a meeting this morning with team owner John Henry. The sources said that the decision to end the Sox’ relationship with Francona was Henry’s call, not general manager Theo Epstein’s…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 30, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
He'll get a job.
I believe the White Sox just opened a position…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
In....a......heartbeat..........
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 30, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions
oh yeah
did you see Ozzie’s comments beforehand heh.. typical Ozzie.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
he probably wont be the last to go either.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
fuck this.
Former CEO Leo Apotheker is leaving his HP with a very generous severance package that includes a $7.2 million payment and a $2.4 million annual bonus.
Hey…you really sucked at your job, made some awful business decisions, heres 10 million dollars.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
I could suck at that job for less
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's why it's great to negotiate a contract ahead of time... see Vernon Wells
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
larry ellison from oracle
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
x
Company: Oracle
Cash compensation: $6.1 million
Stock and options: $78.4 million
It’s been a good past few months for Oracle’s brash CEO: Ellison won the America’s Cup sailing event in February, and the just-finalized proxy filings showed he took home more pay than any other U.S. CEO in 2009.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
easiest. job. ever.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
that's it
I’m never buying anything from Oracle ever again.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
doubt you ever have before either.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
do they not make those store-brand pop tarts I love so much?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
heard they are thinking about getting into the bagged cereal market as well.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
What if they start selling jean shorts at a reasonable price?
What will you do then, loblaw?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I make my own jean shorts, sir
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
that way he can show a bit of ball
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you just can't purchase jean shorts these days with the bottoms of the pockets hanging out of the bottom anymore
fucking terrorists.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
well aren't you a regular Martha fucking Stewart
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
well aren't you a regular Angus fucking MacGyver
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
when I have a bee in my bonnet, I find it helps to take off my hat
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't understand anything under "Angus fucking MacGyver" in this subthread
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
sir, what are you talking about
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't do "krunk," sir
I do TRILL
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'd put my bike in your trunk
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
BHill changes his handle to CJames at the end of the business day, Friday.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I thought they probably were
but I couldn’t place them. Is the “bee in my bonnet” a Jimmy James quote?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yes sir
My favorite character
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I really should think about buying the whole show on DVD
I loved that show
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Rocket Fuel is my favorite episode
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Wazzup y'all
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
gazzizzuh, my dilznufusses!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
it's an oxymoron
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Rocket fuel malt liquor
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My name's Chuck D.
I’m afraid you’re going to have to find a new one, that one’s already taken by someone in your profession.
Mr. D. So glad you could make it.
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I love the callback in the exchange where Matthew points out he makes money by saying the things in his rap lyrics
and he asks if Matthew got paid to write the piece.
matthew is probably my least favorite character
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
But the combo of the downcast look down,
and the audience’s knowledge that he got paid 6.25 for it, is perfect there.
I think it says more about the other characters. he was still good.
I like the episodes where he is fired
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:43 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
they really are
Though I stopped buying them after season 4
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
good Lord!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Yeah.
And then he drew Costas a picture to explain his story, and Costas asked why the bee was bigger than Nixon.
“Because I’m good at drawing bees.” (may not be word for word)
From Awards Show.
So what do you do, keep all your money in a shoebox under your bed?
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fuck these large corporation CEO's and their payouts/bonus'.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
You have every right to not bank with them, if you don't like how the pay scale is structured.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Whoooooops, confusing my sub threads.
You have every right to not do business with them*
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ugh, they all do it...
so unless I keep my cash in my mattress, I don’t really see that as much of an option.
And that’s still not an excuse for shit like this imho. Or their huge ‘dinners’ and ‘meetings’ that they have. I hate hearing about all that crap.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
While I agree with the huge dinners/meeting bills being stupid
I get much, much angrier when I find out that our tax dollars go to similar meetings in Washington every damn day. Both sides do it, and it’s those lobbies that have the true influence in government legislation today.
But just being angry at rich people? Nah. If they made their money honestly, then why should I be mad at them for being successful? I’d rather get angry at politicians who never worked a real job in their life, and still somehow become millionaires working in the public sector.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Two sides of the same coin...
The market decides what it values. Neither is inherently less honest than the other, though one can easily be dishonest in either position (and I don’t think we do a good enough job cracking down on that).
That's where I'm ok with some oversight
I DO agree that there should be laws that clearly define fraud, and prosecute them as such. But this federal oversight into stimulating economic growth, enacting short sighted laws in the name of “protecting the consumer” that end up dicking the average guy 2 ways instead of one, are what really get me going.
In a few years, I bet Durbin or someone similar comes up with another bill to stop these banks from “strong-arming the consumer yet again.” You know, because Congress knows what’s best for each person AND business, and has a great track record of protecting us.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i have no problem with a shit company overpaying its shit ex-ceo for getting fired.
i DO have a problem when said shit company runs out of money, and then runs to the govenment to get bailed out.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Right, which is why I said I have no problems with people who made their money honestly and through hard work.
Lucking into a shitty situation, lining pockets, and fleeing the ship before it sinks isn’t a prime example of what I’d call “honest work”.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Damnit, I keep mis-reading peoples' comments.
But yes, I agree. Bailouts did nothing to help the market long term, and only propped up inefficient businesses who learned nothing from their poor business models. Meanwhile, smaller banks who ran their businesses fair and stood to acquire assets for pennies on the dollar get fucked. That is not capitalism, it’s corporatism, and it cannot keep happening.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i have no problem with what HP wants to do, i dont own any of their products or any shares of their company.
but, i have a problem with the idea of paying a person in your company (especially one that fucked over HP as much as he did) that much to leave for doing a shitty job. lots of people are getting laid off for reasons beyond their control and getting nothing. he lights HP on fire, and gets paid 10 mil as he drives off.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
my mom got laid off from HP a year ago
CS, B?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Essentionally, what you're saying is that you think CEOs of multiple-billion-dollar corporations are overpaid.
I disagree, and further, his extra $10M is really really really really low on the list of HP’s problems.
spanglish much?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
im not saying this at all
Essentionally, what you’re saying is that you think CEOs of multiple-billion-dollar corporations are overpaid.
im saying that in this particular instance, what did this guy do to deserve such a severance? HPs worth is almost half of what it is, it made some serious errors in business decisions…so gets 10 million to leave a sinking ship?
i have no problem with high paid CEOs of multiple-billion-dollar coporations. generally speaking, those people worked very hard to get where they are and deserve what the have.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
My reading is that his initial contract included a very generous severence package that he wasn't willing to relinquish when negotiating his departure.
So what did he do to deserve it? He made himself a passable candidate for a position where such things are given out. Which required less on his part than many other CEOs, since HP’s board is a shambles, but that’s still “earning it.”
i thought i had written in this subthread somewhere about that, but it doesnt look like i did
i was gonna say that unless his contract had some awesome serverance clause in it, i cant really be miffed by thus and props to him and his lawyers for pulling a fast one over HP.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I have to assume it did,
cause even HP’s board isn’t dumb enough to throw 10M at someone for no reason?
Right?
they were dumb enough to higher apotheker.
and time will only tell how bad the whitman higher might be.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Well ultimately the problem was running off the affair dude.
There haven’t exactly been candidates beating down their door. If you had a different multi-million-dollar position, would you want to leave for HP?
Plus, if I was going to go be HP's CEO, coming from outside the company, after their recent history
I would’ve insisted on an enormous buyout.
I think that's the same reason Wesley Snipes stopped paying his taxes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
They typically make 500x their regular employees (actual statistic)
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Yep, and this is another huge issue I have with them...
and that gap just continues to grow as well.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Song of the Day...
Childish Gambino “Put it in my Video”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I see your Gambino, and raise you some southern krunk, to get us going before the game today:
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
without clicking on that
I have serious doubts as to whether he is a real pastor or not.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That song is terrible
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
That wasn't krunk
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Idk something by Lil Jon and the Eastside boys.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Pastor Troy takes dumps on the weekend that are more krunk than Lil' Jon.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Lil' Jon can blow me. Never liked the guy.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Bob is going to write this on a shirt
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought about putting something from the album I'm actually listening to right now
the Carolina Chocolate Drops/Luminescent Orchestrii collaboration EP. It’s only four songs, but really kind of awesome, for some reason, Romanian Gypsy punk and old-time string music goes really well together.
Had no idea this existed before today, too. Bonus win.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
However, this doesn't have any lines
about dicks being chased like they’re Justin Bieber or eating more pussy than Alf, so I had to go with the Gambino.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
And no one here would fault you.
No one = Pras and myself.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Holy shit
the version of “Hit Em Up Style” on Genuine Negro Jig is awesome. The version on this EP is… fucking awesomer.
Alas… it is not on youtube, so you have to take my word for it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Fine. I uploaded it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F373TH1g9-8
Don’t say I never did anything for you.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
are you two having a
TRILL-OFF?!?!?!?!?M
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
hahahahahahaha
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
nothing like spending a month getting a schedule together to move 49 people
then the monday before you are moving everyone…BOOM: it gets fucked up beyond belief.
bloody hell.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
go on.....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
essentially:
people dont plkan/ask/thing
that causes a domino effect that ends up screwing up multiple other people for projects they planned for.
all because people dont plan things/ask/think
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I know we discussed this last night, but......
What do us Rangers Dallas-ites want to do for the game if we don’t have tix? Uptown? Downtown? Greenville? Ideas? Matt Damon?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 9:52 AM CDT reply actions
go to the game
or you will upset IANF
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 9:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not off till first pitch.
IANF will have to be pissed at me until tomorrow. Can’t believe I’m gonna pull double duty two years in a row. I’m gonna need at least 7 hours of sleep tonight or else I’m boned.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Abe Vigoda
He always wins out.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
uhhhhh.......The Godfather...................
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 30, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Robert Loggia
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's "R" as in Robert Loggia
“O” as in “Oh look! There’s Robert Loggia!”
(I’m not gonna do the rest.)
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
that bit is a perfect example of why I hate Family Guy
he manages to cram 4 mintues of comedy/16 minutes of repeating said comedy into a 20 minute episode.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
you don't have to enjoy Family Guy
but have you heard any songs from Seth MacFarlane? He just released an album last week and recorded it using Frank Sinatra’s microphone which was loaned from the Smithsonian
No matter what you think of the guy, he can sing..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRfrivh8NlA
The Love Bug is correct.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
well well well
if it isn’t ol’ Mr. I’m Too Good To Tailgate And Get My Wiener Punched In By TDT. Nice of you to join us…
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
What if I LIVED there?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
we could hang out as much as your wife would let you
and you would obviously have season tickets to the Rangers
I would have to do some major convincing for the season tickets
since my wife hates all sports, but maybe I could swing that. And you could hang out with me while I do the vacuuming and mopping. YEAH! HIGH FIVE!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
solution
AJM can smash the marriage. Then you and herbie can move in together. It will be like perfect strangers
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I get to be Balki!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
oh....my....god
what did you do on Friday nights in the early 90’s?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I was born in the last week of 1985
and the show ran from 86-93 so considering I was 7 at the oldest..I was probably playing with some hot wheels at the time
you missed out on living life, my friend
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
it's all downhill from there
gotta go take my metamucil
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I was born the last two weeks of 84
Obviously 8 year old me had my priorities straight
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
it took 2 weeks for you to be born?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
yes?
No. Should have worded it different. Was born on the twentieth
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought you might've been a super-evolved walrus that learned how to type on a computer
but then I remembered evolution is a myth
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
what the hell where you doing on Friday night in 1993?
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
sitting at home
watching ABC’s stellar sitcom lineup.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
its a rare condition
this day and age
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
to read any good news
on the newspaper page
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
love and tradition
Of the grand design
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
some people say
it’s even harder to find
(also, if I may editorialize here, the “love and tradition” line doesn’t really make any sense)
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
plus the stefan episodes
What the fuck
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
jumped the shark
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
the youngest daughter, who disappeared after the first few seasons, wound up doing porn
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I figured you would be
Was balki trill though?
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Balki Bartokamous is the trillest motherfucker east of the Alps
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
not only did you remember his last name you were also able to spell it
Color me impressed. It’s a light shade of blue
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've always been a good speller
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
He is also a really, really good voice actor
You might have issues with his writing, but his voice work is generally awesome as hell.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I refuse to respect Seth MacFarlane
until he apologizes to me in person. He knows what he did.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
ssssssssss owwwwwww
Ssssssss owwwwwww
ssssssss owwwwwww
ssssssss owwwwwww
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by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What part of Dallas do you live in?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Lew Sterrett
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I do not get this joke.
But I do agree with you on a previous Family Guy opinion. Might be one of the only things we agree on. Other than Arrested Development, porn, and dick jokes.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
the dallas county jail is called "The Jew Sterrett Justice Center"
it was a joke. Like an inmate would be able to tweet and LSB all day long. Ha! Get it? GET IT?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
lol under-rated.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
thank you, my friend
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
one of these days we're gonna find out a regular LSBer has been in lock-up all this time.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
it would be pretty funny
someone kiestered in an iPhone to give him just so he can goof off in the OT threads all day. LSJ?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
haha yup or the dirkatron and they finally realized it and took his phone away..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO D-A-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe he really is in jail for pearing…
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's how you spell it?
This is excellent information to have. I’ve been calling it Loose Derricks my whole life
there are probably some guys with pretty loose derricks inside Lew Sterrett
HA! HIGH FIVE!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
haha
Whenever it come’s up I try to say it real fast because I knew I didn’t have it right. Now I can speak of the Dallas County jail with confidence.
and knowing is half the battle
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
the other half is actually bayonetting some guy in his eyeball
that’s the part GI Joe never told you
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Downtown proper - across from Neiman Marcus
humble brag
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Shameless plug
My Friday Fiver post today is all about my Rangers fandom
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 10:06 AM CDT reply actions
CANNOT FUCKING CONCENTRATE
I feel like – or at least must like – a freakin junkie fiending for a fix.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
then for God's sake
go do a line and get back to work
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
y'all are mixing drug jargon
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
sorry...how's this
GO SMOKE SOME DRUGS AND GO BACK TO WORK1
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Are you giving me permission to do a line of Rangers?
Because ….
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
for you
I’d go back to staring at that weird picture of the Cleveland Indians you tweeted the other day
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Sad panda
I don’t want to look at the Indians
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
especially since they start crying every time someone litters
it’s depressing really
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Quote from Ron Washington in an ESPNDallas article.
“When you get knocked down or go through something tough, you can either get up and fight or lay down like a kitty cat. I ain’t never been no kitty cat.”
by DevilManHammy on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM CDT reply actions
New LSB tagline: I Ain't Never Been No Kitty Cat.
Also, could make for a great krunk song.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
LSB: No Pus-er-kitty cats allowed.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully it's better than
“That’s the Way Baseball Go”
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
You realize you've just opened pandora's box, right?
Here comes the kitty .gifs and then some.
Keep firing, assholes!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Sep 30, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 13 recs
this was posted pre-rec'd
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I recced it as soon as I saw it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
how long have you been sitting on this?!?!?!?
no way you just found it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
2 separate images
Took me about a minute to find.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
This is perfect
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
this has to be a record time
from post to green, right?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Greenberg - Jesus might hold that record.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
i noticed that yesterday too
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
x
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
The Rangers need to...
act more like dogs. We don’t need a bunch of cats in here.
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
Didn't an LSB friend make these Wash shirts?
and if so, are they cheaper anywhere else?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
My associate has that shirt
she went to high school with the guy who created it
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
That's not that expensive
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
WELL LA-TI-DA!
I’M BIMBF! I ONCE SET MY ASTON MARTIN ON FIRE BC A HOMELESS PERSON TOUCHED IT!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh no
Did I just become Benji with that post?
I guess considering I spent $60 on two Rangers tshirts this morning, $17.99 seems cheap. Sorry, RF.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Plus shipping!!!!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
No, but I heard Benji was so conflicted about flying to Dallas vs. driving
That he’s actually flying his car to Dallas so he can drive himself to the game.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 30, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
i heard he was considering buying the ballpark and moving it to his backyard.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of living the meme.
benjihana
Just had a 30 min massage at the airport. I’m still unsure whether or not they are worth the money. Sure they feel great, but do they help?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't follow him on Twitter
Should I?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
what the hell does this dude do?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:11 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's a car salesman...
But instead of cars it’s home loans.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Here's another
benjihana
Often, I see a girl comment on a girl’s picture with “Pretty!” and I have the disastrous urge to respond “Ugly”. Some taste astounds me.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Despite his meme-worthy persona
he is good peoples.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
He comes across as very shallow
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I sure hope not
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't mean actually shallow
Just that lots of guys can come across as shallow, when they aren’t. I know I have, at least.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think in benji's mind...
Everyone is shallow… he’s just being honest about it instead of pretending he’s not.
And I think there is some truth to that. I think to some degree everyone has a big of shallow thinking in them… some more than others.
But I also think if you’re aware of it… you can see the pitfalls of being shallow and not necessarily embrace it.
But then again… you’re only in your early/mid 20’s once.
My hope is that you don’t do something silly… like buy a 700K house just because… or marry a girl who’s hot thinking (I can just divorce later) because of the long term ramifications.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
But what if she gets fat?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
well then its time to get younger at that position
/benji
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Bribe her to get unfat
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I read that as 7 fingers...
I guess a 7 finger girl would have advantages…
theres…. and…. what about…. yeah I got nothing
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
I enjoyed this
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
JOEY KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Fuck, I bet it is.
I could probably just send him a few upskirt pics of Avril Lavigne and trade straight up.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
You have those?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
word?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Well no, but I figure I could just pay a crack whore under a bridge $5 to wear a skirt and let me snap a few shots.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
make sure she is wearing a tie
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You are one of the few people I know who say "Canadia" like I do.
My reasoning is that Canadia – > Canadian in the same way America → American.
I thought they were a lighter blue
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
is papa johns done with rangers7?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:38 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
they should double it for the playoffs.
Weez a guna score sum runs!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
idk but their pizza sucks
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
dats wascist.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
As soon as I saw the billboard I couldn't hold back
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh..
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Exactly
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Legitimate baseball talk, political disputes, free market economics
Threads this morning have everything, but I can’t get motivated to throw myself into the conversations for some reason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
is that your way of saying you want some dinopenis pictures?
River: MOBILIZE!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
DINO SEX - ENGAGED:
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Nervous energy.
I feel sleepy. I’m on overload.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Want me to knock RG3? Will that get yer blood a pumpin'?
I kid, I kid.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
RG3 is a poor man's Vince Young
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Vince Young wears RGIII pajamas.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Vince Young wears Michael Vick pajamas.
At least for now.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
plus the tgif lineup circa 1993
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 10:58 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
God I loved TGIF.
Never got to see it in the fall, but other than that. Boom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
step by step
The daughters were hot
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
one of em still is....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait, what?
Who was she on Step by Step??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Suzanne Somers
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
the third daughter I think
The tomboyish one
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No way...
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I think so
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sweet Jesus, it is!!!
NOTIFIED?!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
uh.
that was supposed to say “WHY WAS I NOT NOTIFIED?!”
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I find her to be attractive
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I have just discovered a whole new rally cry.
GIRLS OF TGIF
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
The youngest daughter on Family Matters (I dare you to remember her name)
went on to be in porn.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Judy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I mentioned this above
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:43 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
DAMN, SORRY BRO
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
you should be
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the olsen twins
:(
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think it was one of the originals
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Does Max know about this?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Here you go... NOw you can feel creepy
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
J.T. was hot on that show
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
She was already smoking hot by the time that show ended.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
True.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 30, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Fenix feel creepy?
Surely you jest
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
you didn't even post her best side
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you mean the view from your shoe mirrors?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
its like you can see me
What am I wearing?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Al?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 30, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
the mom was hot, too
WAS
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
well hell
She is like 70 years old
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
she was pretty, pretty, pretty good in the days of that show
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
even hotter on threes company
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
that
Then the next night, snick
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That doll in the attic during the "Are You Afraid of the Dark" intro scared the shit out of me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well I am now thanks to the creepy doll.
Shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
the creepy kid laugh scared me
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I loved this show so much
Then ren and stimpy!!!
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Kenan & Kel intro with Coolio.
I still know all the words.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I like the tlc All That intro
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That too.
Beat was fantastic.
If I get married, I’d like to answer the do you take this woman question with “I do I do I do I DOOOO-OOOOOOOOO.”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
pretty sure i have the entire "kenan saves clinton" episode memorized.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
clinton: "whats your name son?"
kenan: “ki…..ki….”
Clinton: “nice to meet you kiki”
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Salute Your Shorts
Donkeylips, ftw!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
OH GOOD.
I DIDN’T NEED TO SLEEP TONIGHT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I was on that dark roasted bleng site that Ben linked to in a fan post the other day
and saw the creepiest shit ever at the bottom of Nightmare Playgrounds 2. Look at that last entry and I guarantee you aren’t sleeping.
Wow. Just creepy.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
looks like a Jeff Dunham puppet
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That one from Rostov-na-Donu; that's my mothers' home town.
It all makes sense now.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
thats fucking rude
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:11 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
there is a headline on CNN.com that reads "Who Invented The Booty Call?"
NEWS!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I didn't watch
I’m guessing it’s Abraham Lincoln
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
No, Ben Franklin
But men everywhere are eternally grateful that future practitioners refined it to include non-grandmas.
he sent Booty Letters
Dearest Frencn whore:
Please make your way to my abode post haste and give me your syphillis.
Love,
Ben-Nastay
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Ben Franklin
18th-century pimp.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
better one
Alexander Graham Bell. Why the fuck do you think he invented the telephone? So he could holla up at some trill P and get down
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Wanted some stanky on his hang down.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
underated line
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
hmm
Dear Madam (STOP)
Please let me see you in your undergarments (STOP)
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I get phone sex via telegraph was incredibly frustrating.
You never know when the other person wants you to actually stop or if they just have a poor coder.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Sep 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
*bet, not get.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I thought you were bragging
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I tried to rec, but I think I accidentally flagged this.
Worthy of many recs.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm gonna send Herbert a singing sex telegram at his office
Nolan would not be pleased
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Make sure they wear the "modified" Barney costume.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
The answer is obviously Fonzie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
IANF?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
no me.. but i have sent out a mass text at 2 a.m. that says "hey babe....whats up?.. wanna watch a movie"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
And how many responses did you get?
Serious question.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
lol
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
That's easy. Thomas Jefferson.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
not bad, not bad.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
5 hours
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:07 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
i can't get anything done....this sucks
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
lol.. i have been an asshole to everyone today.. i should be happy.. but they are trying to make me work and im
having none of it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
also we're shorthanded and the phones won't stop ringing....i'm not a happy camper
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
thats the only redeeming quality of this day
oh and the RAngers.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
which seat will you take?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Cannot concentrate at all.
I’ve tried three times to start drafting these agreements, but it won’t work. I’m worthless.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm writing an opinion on a MSJ right now
Can’t get any traction on it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
One page: Granted.
You’re done for the day.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
No way.
This is the most convoluted situation I think I’ve ever seen. 3 separate cross-motions from groups representing 11 different defendants. The case was removed to us, so we’re on P’s 7th amended petition, which might as well be 45 pages of crayon, and Ps alleged 23 (maybe 24) different causes of action against all defendants.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yikes. Makes understanding my securitization documents seem like a walk in the park.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I have a dry erase board that is about six feet wide in the second office next to mine
The entire board is a flow-chart trying to figure out WTF Ps say actually happened here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I need one of those boards
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I asked for it as soon as I took the job, and my judge was initially reluctant
But now he wanders in there to doodle on it from time to time and thinks we need a bigger board.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It would help with my ownership issues
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I feel like this probably explains it best.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Cannot see hilarious pic.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
BTW, I think law schools need to teach courses in how not to sound like a moron while conducting depositions.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Or teach anything at all that would help you in the real world
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
That would be better.
I had two, maybe three, classes that were actually applicable for what I do now. Secured Transactions, Bankruptcy and Business Org.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I needed some practical courses
like how does a courtroom work?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I am trying to figure out ownership to a 640 acre piece of land
and there are over a 100 undivided interest holders… awesome
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm trying to watch Mad Men in my office to prepare for later in the semester and ...
well actually I’m not having much trouble, though I could use a snack.
Is TBS (or was it Fox??) going to bring Ozzie back for the playoffs this year??
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I almost ran into him in the concourse during one of the playoff games last year. He was shorter than I imagined.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
was he doing flips and shit?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No, but he had on a very nice suit.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
"Suuit!"
Another word ruined for me forever by Grubes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
your brother is benji?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
your brother is a thief?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
This is fun. I love 20 questions.
Is your brother a player on the team?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he meant brotha
which would mean that he is a scalper
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
your brother got a wad in his mouth?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Are you going to the game with him?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So he gave a wad.
Got it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
seats?
He would not sit with all you common folk. Suite is more like it
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think you mean suites. He knocked out some walls and expanded.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
today's announced attendance at the ballpark is one.
benji.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
That would be hilarious
An empty stadium. With Benji just sitting there all chill.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
he would take a girl
Bieber style
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh that's a reccin'
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
THE TICKETS WERE GIVEN TO HIM.
THEY WERE GIVEN TO HIM BY SOMEONE HE WORKS WITH, ASSOCIATES WITH, KNOWS EITHER WELL OR ONLY SLIGHTLY, AND THEY WERE GIVEN FOR FREE.
THAT’S THE ANSWER.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
what kind of porno we talking about here?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Obv
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
max
Thank you for retweeting Y U No the other day. That shit cracks me up
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Aqua, did you see Bruce Feldman's mailbag today?
He discusses RGIII’s Heisman chances.
http://bruce-feldman.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/view/31626208
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:35 AM CDT reply actions
Did you see that on twitter?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Did you see it on twitter because I retweeted it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Don't answer that
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
No, I directly follow him. Didn't see your re-tweet.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, I think Twitter won't show me your retweet if I'm directly subscribed to the feed.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I have a friend
A Boise State homer, who swears that Kellen Moore is not only a better Heisman candidate, but also a better NFL candidate.
It’s absolutely baffling.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
My thought...
Since RGIII plays in an AQ conference, he’ll be in a better position for the Heisman if Baylor keeps winning. The argument for Moore is that he’s done this for his whole career and the Heisman voters sometimes vote for players that have been consistently good for several years.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
What do you mean "type"?
Racist.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Just kidding man.
But Moore does have a great arm and is (without checking the stats) incredibly accurate. Rarely makes the wrong decision.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Not too many NFL GMs
want a QB that’s 6-foot-nothing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
For every Brees
there are 50 short QBs in a scrap heap that cost NFL GMs their jobs.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
There are some terrible big QB's too. It's a challenging position.
Height in and of itself means something, but I’m not sure how much. The biggest pluses and minuses should still come down to accuracy, arm strength, and decision making on the fly. Being 6’5 is nice, no doubt, but if you can’t throw accurately, or to the right team, what good does it do?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
at the risk of having a shitstorm fall on me
are either of them really going to be true NFL starters?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 30, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
TheBillWalton The Bill Walton Trip
Kobe has agreed to sign a $3M, 40 day contract with an Italian team. Kwame Brown has agreed to a job busing tables at an Italian restaurant.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
hey..he tweeted something funny
1 for his last 6000.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
This, from the head Pastor of the Church of DadBoner.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
is dadboner trill?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Is that from last night?
We had crazy lightning near my house.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Sep 30, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's coming with me?
[not to this location]
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Mike E,
drive up to Dallas bro and get down with some git down!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
it is sad that he won't even acknowledge you
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I know right.
YOU CAN’T IGNORE ME FOREVER, MIKE E :( :( :(
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
you should write on his wall
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He won't be facebook friends with me.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
well thats not nice
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Those are some methy as hell faces.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
That seems awful harsh.
Considering this is actual meth face:
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a full 1.0 on the Meth scale
several of those girls are in the .3-.4 scale.
And what’s the deal with grandma in the back row?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Still a little harsh,
but there’s no doubt the front row and back row was no accident.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
she looks like a carpet picker
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
them hos don't look like cranksters
maybe pill poppers, though.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Back row on the far right looks like a succubus.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
hmm
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
your list would be much shorter if you just listed ones that you wouldn't
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey Bob...
Any women in this photo you wouldn’t do?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I was gonna ask what kind of women you are used to seeing
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you should go for it dude
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I like how that dude has a pink superman shirt
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
and I think it's hypercolor
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Sep 30, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn. that chick right behind Schilling does something for my wiener.
I’m not saying I’d ever buy a sex doll, but if someone gave me one that realistic, like as a birthday or Christmas present, I’d damn sure get up in those latex guts.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck that.
Bitch is wearing jorts.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Especially when their front pockets are hanging out...
And the jorts barely cover her butt cheeks.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
The chicks on the back row...
Are back row material.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Back and to the left...
Decent although the second from left has some serious Charlie Brown head going.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
x
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
pulling a travolta
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Sep 30, 2011 12:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
IS HE A MAGICIAN???
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
making all that money for bald jokes on Sienfield
then getting plugs is like Jennifer Love Chewit making money being a hot piece of ass then complaining when people notice she got fat
/makesnosense
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Sep 30, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I just noticed that when I unit test something, I always use 35000 as my numerical value
Thanks, LSB
hrmm...
UserService userService = mock(UserService.class);
User user = userService.add(new User(“dinopenis”));
assertEquals(“dinopenis”, userService.getUser(user.getId()).getUsername());
Loblaw, you listening to Dan right now?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
What's he saying?
Got to work late and forgot to tune in.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 30, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Just the usual.
Saying Genrtry should be in CF instead of Josh. Referring to UZR as EZR….stumbling along until he can follow up on a point Rhads or Sean Bass makes by agreeing with it, basically.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Sep 30, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I take him for what he's worth...
Comedic value. Just don’t look to him to break down WAR like Norm and you won’t be disappointed. But these past few weeks have shown me he’s nothing without Bob.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Sep 30, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
TALKING ABOUT THE WEIRD ASIAN WOMAN
IN PRESS CONFERENCES!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
"Walk the Dinosaur" just came on this 80s playlist
I will never see dinosaurs the same again after LSB
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
The dinosaur penis ban
should be lifted during playoff games.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
THE PEOPLE DEMAND MORE DINO DICKS
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
When in 50 years our grandchildren read about the dinosaur sexual revolution of the 2010s
we’ll know where it all really started…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We'll remember River Fenix fondly with tears in our eyes
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Some new names in the ALDS lineup thread
Did this happen last postseason too?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
And a guy from DRaysBay who is showing lots of stupid
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa, awesome - where?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Over here
Just look for the longest subthread
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus.
I had to duck out of there immediately.
All I saw was ab03 arguments about racism.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You missed the one about the Rays fan hating gay people then
Lucky you
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently his schtick is being a less-captilization-and-catchphrases Josey.
Snark seemed to like him, for some reason.
I like to use the OT threads as my security blanket
One with dinosaurs banging robots on it. I know I’d lose my patience with playoff related threads.
Steve B posted this in that other thread ...
Mark Teixeira: “We don’t hang alcs championships, we hang world series banners at our ballpark.” What a douche.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
Hmm.
What does Steve A have to say about this?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I think Steve B killed Steve A
Loblaw’s on the case.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
At my house we hang signs that say
“Mark Teixeira and his .650 post-season OPS can eat a bag of dicks.”
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Good afternoon everybody.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
x
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Better one.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
You, my Canadian friend
Are looking like a saint and a genius compared to the Rays fans who have wandered over to LSB.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Why, did I look like a fool before?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Ha ha ... no
You were a little gif-happy when you first ventured over, but that’s nothing compared to the idiocy I have witnessed from Rays fans today.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, it's been awhile since I first ventured over...
I’ve even cut down on the gifs on my Jays blog..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I'm jealous.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
From where?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
bww in addison
Closest place to my office
by chief on Sep 30, 2011 3:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just heard that the son of Shannon Stone
is throwing out the first pitch.
It’s probably for the best I’m not there to see that bc I don’t want to lose my manly street cred by leaking fluids from my eyes.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yeah, in the words of Aqua
It’s going to be a bit dusty out there.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Sep 30, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
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