OT Thread 1-10: Come on people, wake up already
1776
Thomas Paine's Common Sense, which greatly influenced the authors of the Declaration of Independence, was published.
1863
The first underground passenger railway, the Metropolitan, opened in London.
1920
The League of Nations came into existence.
1946
The first General Assembly of the United Nations convened in London.
1967
The first African-American senator elected by popular vote, Edward Brooke of Massachusetts, took his seat.
1984
The U.S. and the Vatican reestablished diplomatic relations after a 117-year break.
2003
North Korea announced that it was withdrawing from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.
Read more: This Day in History: January 10 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1j42kKupn
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I can almost never eat breakfast unless I've been up for a couple of hours already
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
i'm not much for breakfast either
just give me a cup of coffee and i’m good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Serious truth
Although, inevitably, by the time I get to work I’m starving.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
I drink some water and it goes away.
Pretty hungry come lunch time though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Agreed...
Breakfast too early makes me sick to my stomach. Breakfast at noon is so choice.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Chick-fil-a breakfast bagel is excellent.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
After you and a few others mentioned it,
I tried one last week and will never get anything else for breakfast.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Really?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't know they had them...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Noted.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Same.
I have no appetite when I first wake up.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
i agree, but only because i want another breakfast by about 10
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
I always have sausage muffins or breakfast burritos fixed.
Toss them in the microwave and you are good until lunch.
Bowl of cereal
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Good morning
We danced the whole night through, good morning, good morning, to yooooooooou.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
You and Schultzy?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yep
And now I am tired.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Happens
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
On my wall.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Awesome. One of my top 10 favorite movies ever.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
Niiiiiice
I love the vintage movie posters.
I’ve got an old timey “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly” poster that is easily my favorite piece of home decor.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
I need to frame it...
but I have an Italian For a Few Dollars more poster that I just love.

This one.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh man
That is quality. Love it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
Probably gonna violate sizing here, but this is the one I have in the hallway

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
I always violate sizing...
And by violate sizing I mean I got a huge dong.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
The only part that bugs me
is that it looks like Little Clint is standing on his own shoulder, offering himself advice.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
Dude
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
hola
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
How is it January 10th already?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I bet AJM and Ben had a lot of joint birthday parties growing up
Since AJM’s bday was Saturday and Ben’s is today.
How many Morris siblings are there
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Aren't there 4?
3 that have posted here and one mystery brother?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
There are 4.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I knew there was one mystery brother
But I am only aware of two who post here.
by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
The third posted a few random times here
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Mostly during
the drop-off debacle.
by ftwdrummer on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's the youngest brother, right?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
what's up
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Not your wedding countdown.
Not too many days left, right?
by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
2 months exactly
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Wow
So when are IANF and RF throwing your bachelor party?
by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
There better be a fanpost.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I want pictures and video
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Hanvover 3 ?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
hangover....good god i fail
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
we should probably have a photographer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
Just invite Max.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
You don't want to volunteer for this?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Not for the bachelor party, no.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
who knows?
i literally couldnt work yesterday because i was drunk
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
Did I see you the other day or not!?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
what?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
In Uptown
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
i am in uptown every day
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
I thought you saw me :(
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
You asked if I went out on my date in Uptown
and I said yes then asked if I saw you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
the fuck are you talking about?
where did you go?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
Vickery Park after Hibiscus
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
no you didnt see me
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
just because you cant be in uptown, doesnt mean you should be a dick
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
Just because you are in Uptown, doesn't mean you have to be...
BOOM
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
that makes no sense
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
like, literally
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah I really fucked that up...
Should say “Just because you are in Uptown doesn’t mean you have to be one…” but the moment has passed.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
why do you hate uptown?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
I don't hate it at all, just not my preferred hang out...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
where you hang out?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Nowhere nowadays but when I was ballin'...
I could hang out anywhere. I could go to a NASCAR race and have fun as much as hanging in the Platinum Club at AAC. I could hang at Blackfinn as much as the Londoner as much as Cuba Libre. As long as I’m with good company I can make any place a good time. I was merely calling Benji a douche because it’s Benji, not because of the places he went out.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
sounds like you are the douche
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Possibly...
Douchebag is the most loosely defined tag you can put on a person.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
Not really.
Either you are or you aren’t.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
What made that douchey BT?!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I HATE YOU
BUT I DONT
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
So I should say I was in Knox-Henderson not really Uptown McKinneyish
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
yeah. different
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
Dammit.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
yeah
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Mike Olt will understand if you don't pick him.
I
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Probably Bryce?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
is the draft order up?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So for those that don't usually care about wrestling, you might even enjoy this
The (re)debut of Brodus Clay. This is Snoop’s old bodyguard who was initially hyped up to be an unstoppable force who enjoyed beating the crap out of people.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
He seemed so nervous before his first dance.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
heh, can't blame him if he was
6-7, 375ish pounds and he’s been waiting for about 4-5 months to get back on WWE tv.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Wasn't he supposed to like a month and a half ago initially?
I can only imagine, right before he was to come through the curtain, Vince running up to him and telling him they’re sending him off to dance classes first.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He was supposed to "debut" like 2+ months ago
Then they just ignored that for a few weeks before finally Laurinitis started making the random phone call to Brodus saying next week is the week.
Brodus probably got those dance lessons from Snoop right before he got busted.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
So how about that National Championship?
This place is abuzz.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
most boring game ever
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
But you got to witness one of the TOP DEFENSIVE PERFORMANCES EVARRRRR!
/musberger
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
i believe it was one of the worst offensive performances ever
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
It was certainly the worst attempt at running the option I've seen at the collegiate level
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah what the fuck was with that?
It was almost as if those two didn’t want the ball.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Plus he was slow and timid
LSU’s offense was the worst offense I have ever watched. Bama is good but not that good
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Yes.
That interception… oh my god
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
LSU looked like a bunch of quitters by half time
Les is an idiot
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Terrible display of offense.
Not to take away from Alabama defense, but that offense was atrocious.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
they scored over 40 points against
oregon
west virginia
florida
auburn
arkansas
they were ranked #17 in the nation in average points a game. this was not a shitty offense alabama played last night.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Last night? They were awful.
Alabama had a lot to do with that, but LSU’s offense played like crap.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
oh i agree.
i think it was a perfect storm of alabama playing lights out, and LSU having a poor game plan/play calling.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
It made me uncomfortable.
Literally, I felt terrible for any fan that sat there wondering what the fuck the coaching staff was doing.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
go listen to miles post game press conference
http://www.andthevalleyshook.com/
first guy to ask questions is a father of one of the players. its pretty awkward.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
indeed.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
Yes it was.
Their game plan was an abortion
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
that was just bad luck.
he thought the RB was wanting the pass, and the RB thought jefferson was gonna run.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
No, it was a stupid decision with a little bad luck
Even if the RB had been wanting the pass, he threw it right to the linebacker…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Who won?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Nobody.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We ALL lost.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
espically with erin andrews dressed
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
lol
Seriously though who won the game, don’t make me Google this guys. I don’t know that I care that much about who win.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
the elephants
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
Although, someone probably enjoyed untying that gigantic Christmas bow.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
was the worst ever
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
1977 never looked so good.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
espn
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
I turned the game on for like five minutes just to see the score
And I swear Brent Musberger (sp?) said “Honey Badger” no less than five times in that span. I found that annoying, shut it off and went to bed early.
by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
Musberger was drunk
There is no doubt in my mind.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
2nd half, definitely
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
he openly bets on the games he calls.
no doubt in my mind he took LSU +2.5
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't watch much at all.
I’m glad I wasn’t subjected to this.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
LSU was hard to watch
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Best part of the game
was the LSB threads.
I think Jefferson skyrocketed up the LSB Dumbface Charts.
I also died laughing when Musberger said “…and the LSU D sniffs out Smelley.”
Gold.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
I shut it down at 15-0. I don't believe LSU had moved the ball past the 50 at that point.
One of the worst offensive performances I’ve ever seen in a big game.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
it was a fucking joke
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
I think Bama beats any team with a month and a half to prepare
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, this is my issue.
That extra time to prepare really favored Saban and crew, but makes me question whether it’s fair or not. Kind of like how the baseball playoffs are different from the regular season, it just seems unfair to give Alabama 45 days to try again.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
also,
saban is something like 16-2 in revenge games.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Meh.
His overall record is really good.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
yeah,
im just saying, you give saban a month to prepare against a team he already played…its not gonna be pretty. with any team he is coaching
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
but that’s another reason I question whether the rematch is fair. I understand that it’s part of the deal, but Saban (and maybe Meyer) are such good planners that it seems unfair that Alabama got a second crack at LSU with that much time to prepare.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
i think that was on full display last night.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder how many great practices in a row
McCarron had to have before Saban felt ok throwing it that much on first down.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Nice article
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Heh,
thought you’d like that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
He is a gifted writer
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
very nice article
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
lol
It got so bad that when the Crimson Tide dumped the Gatorade on Alabama coach Nick Saban, I half expected the Gatorade to be tackled for a loss.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I liked this article other than that sentence.
I find myself saying it from time to time, but the phrase “half expected” makes no sense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well...ok.
:^)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
I thought it was funny
But I still don’t buy that Oklahoma State deserved to be there.
But that game was pretty brutal.
SEC homer already
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I think the point was that there were three or four teams that "deserved" to be there.
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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Just started watching The Big Bang Theory today and am now on the 7th episode.
I’m liking it so far.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
the first 2 seasons are the best
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
i love that show
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
too much sheldon
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
thats why its funny
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm starting to love Sheldon.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
one of the best characters on TV, imo
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Ron FUCKING Swanson.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I've still never seen an episode of Parks and Rec
Or 30 Rock, for that matter.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
I'd say fix P&R first.
30 Rock’s a little more inconsistent, although I know there are those here that will fight me over that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I think P&R is more inconsistent in the first couple of seasons
They were good to start out with, but their best is when Rob Lowe and Adam Scott came onto the show.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Its gotten progressively better.
Season one was up and down. Two was much better and just in the first three episodes of season three are two of the greatest episodes I’ve seen. (The Flu and the Twilight episode)
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
I really loved a lot of S2 before Lowe and Scott.
I’ll admit that the show has to find it’s footing the first season but really does during “Rock Show”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
There's a lot of great stuff, but I really didn't like that original city planner
I feel like he brought the show down. He was never really funny or memorable, except for when they’re moving and he’s got a truck.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
can't argue there
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I have one rule, and one rule only..
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Tracy Jordan
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
yes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
I just can't really do the laugh-track sitcom anymore
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
none of them have ever annoyed me and still don't
I enjoy both with and without. The laugh tracks don’t even register with me.
It's just the whole canned delivery
Character A: Where were you last night?
Character B: In my room, studying.
Character A: Oh really? Is that why I saw you climbing up the fire escape at 2:00am?
Character B: Of course….you know how i like to study on the roof.
(pauses for audience)
Audience: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
A million times THIS
I’ve tried watching BBT before, and there might have been 3 times that I actually laughed in an episode with no redeeming qualities plot-wise.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It's the pause that bothers me.
Well, that and the shows that go overboard with it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
noooo
Actually the first season wasn’t bad
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
oh no don't tell philkid
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Love me some Thomas Paine
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
He da man.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
Submitted without comment.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
There has to be an on going joke with meteorologists
to see who can get away with the largest snow phallus.
Who was it (st1ck?) who asked if Gina Carano was hot?
Because this is pretty nice. Video from her recent GQ photoshoot.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i saw that
very nice
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
meh
She’s very hot, but that video sucked. Too damn artsy.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Well I would have just posted the photos
but it’s too early to have girls in bras on LSB.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I get a bunch of...
“HEY I’M WORKING HERE!” kind of responses even when I size properly and include a subject line.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You can always post a link to the pic
Then those who want to look at it can, and those who want to keep their jobs can do so too.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
No need, I checked out the photos already lol
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Instead of the National Championship
I watched “The Way Back” with Collin Ferrell, Ed Norris, and some other dudes. It’s about them escaping from a WW2 Siberian prison camp and walking to India.
It’s over the top corny and downright unbelievable in some places, but I guess that’s the point. Not a bad flick for time passin’ and available now to stream on Netflix.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I believe that's based a true story.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
I believe it is too.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Kinda how I felt about The Eagle
Watched it yesterday before the game came on. Not bad. Decent (not great) acting. Interesting scenery. Interesting time period.
Solid C+/B-.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
That's the grade I would give it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Although, I thought the Roman battle tactics/formations were interesting
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm sure there was a lot of dodgy history in there
but the “turtle” formation was definitely a real thing. And goddamn it, those Roman uniforms are badass. And I love their ranks. “Centurion, legate, etc” just sound fuckin’ rad.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
Turtle is real
I thought that scene was really cool.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I saw it on HBO Sunday morning, better than I thought it would be
I didn’t really give it my full attention and I’ll probably watch it again from beginning to end sometime soon, some cool battle scenes.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
If you love battle scenes
Then it’s something you should watch,
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I enjoyed seeing a smaller scale movie about Rome
Even the really great stuff (Rome on HBO, Gladiator, Cleopatra, etc) is really epic in scope and depicts emperors and armies and Senate intrigue.
I enjoyed seeing a smaller story set in the heyday of the Empire.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
The Biritish tribes were... Interesting
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah I hopped on IMDB and Wikipedia after watching it
Supposedly the “seal people” were a real group.
I highly doubt they looked like Native Americans though.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure how we would know what they looked like
Doesn’t seem to be much info on them
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, that was what he (the director) said in interviews and such
Most of the tribes in 2nd century AD Britain weren’t building major cities or even using written script. No way to tell accurately what they were like, except by reading clearly biased Roman accounts/descriptions, which were usually “and this backwards barbarian tribe was conquered, moving on…”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
I've watched that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What did you read about that, that made you say " I'm gonna watch that tonight!"
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
the actors mostly
and I like survival stories
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It was long and a bit slow in some parts, but not bad.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I watched Margin Call over the weekend.
fucking awesome movie.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
big cast, solid acting, interesting subject matter
just a really good movie
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
...
Featuring an absurdly deep cast, the film follows an investment bank or hedge fund heavily exposed to CMOs during a 24-hour period right at the start of the U.S. housing market meltdown. It features no violence, no sex, no weapons drawn, no manufactured drama, and is entirely gripping from the moment a junior analyst (played by Zachary Quinto, whose production firm financed the film) discovers that his employer is, in effect, bankrupt.
I wanted to see it after this review.
it is bad to the bone
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Same
It was great. You need to know a bit about the financial crisis and stuff like that to really follow it though
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Barkevious
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Elvis
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Ian, Nelly also acceptable
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Josey Wales
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Schultzy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That'd work nicely if it's fixed
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Obviously the name will either be Bud, Herb, or Dro
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ya'll listen to the ticket right now...
They’re discussing sweetjack.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
So Van Halen...
It’s just a gimmick at this point, right?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I'm a big Van Halen guy
but for gawds sake, aging rock stars can border on pathetic.
I’m not hopeful.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
My cousin is pumped.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ecstatic review of recent "secret" club show in NYC
review
holy shit, look at that set list …
bootleg video footage
I was rooting for you boring game playing assholes too.
Worst game EVAR
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Just watched this a few nights ago.
I’m not sure I could ever watch this movie too many times.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
honestly tell me you thought that was an interesting game
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
Of fucking course he did and I would too if I were him...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
bull fucking shit
that was worse than tebow playing qb
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
You wouldn't be entertained by the Rangers winning the most boring World Series ever?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
i don't like baseball that much
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
Tebow playing QB was actually the most exciting game of the weekend, bro.
But it’s Tide’s alma mater winning the national championship. They could win that fucking thing 2-0 and he’d still be excited.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
maybe it was the most exciting game,
but he is the worst qb ever. fucking 10-21? what a joke.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
10-21?
Is that a career best?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
i loved the post game
“You are the most inaccurate passer of all-time”
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Who said that?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
jesus
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Tebow said that about himself?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
no, no, no
tebow is the anti-christ
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Love this kid.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
My answers
1. Jesse Owens
2. Long Division rules!
3. Bennie the Jet Rodriguez
4. 1842
5. If only I could lick the spots off a leopard.
by Apes and Androids on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 AM CST reply actions
Please...
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
oh, and thank you Amazon for paying me $120 for my 3 year old iphone 3GS
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
16 gig?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
yep.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
They offered me $130 at Gamestop.
How does the Amazon deal work? Do they send you an envelope?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
the send you an email with a shipping label, you put your iphone in a box and send it out.
in a few days they get it, and then credit your amazon account. i bet that 130 at gamestop is only gamestop credit, right?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Judging by the 8 gig difference between credit and cash
The cash (for a 16gig) should be $110 or $115.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
yeah thats pretty good if you need the cash.
im putting mine away for the ipad 3.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking I'm getting the credit and selling my smaller PS3 so I can buy a 160 gig PS3.
all of that works out to nothing out of pocket.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
Wait for the PS4
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I was unaware that was an option.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Backup your PS3 to an external hard drive (make sure it's FAT32).
Insert new hard drive into PS3. PS3 formats new drive. Restore data from external drive onto new PS3 hard drive.
Really easy.
HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MILHOUSE

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I still think it's good.
Still makes me laugh.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
It's just your week
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
120 was the most i could find anywhere.
getting an amazon giftcard is perfect. gonna stash that baby till the ipad 3 comes out.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
My Galaxy Nexus shows up today
Fuck the iphone
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yuuuuuuup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was getting my iphone 4s the other day and my girlfriend goes "Why don't you just wait for the iphone 5 to come out..."
This method of thinking pisses me off to no end. OF FUCKING COURSE FUTURE TECHNOLOGY IS ALWAYS GONNA BE BETTER. WHY DON’T I JUST FUCKING WAIT FOR TELEKINESIS TO COME OUT WHILE I’M AT IT.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
if you take care of your 4s, and keep the originally packaging...
you could easily get enough money from amazon (or ebay it or something) to pay for the 5.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Good to know, bro.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Pretty close
to reality (depending if you believe the rumors)
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
interesting.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
i'll give you $8 for it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
My morning
>Walk in with Whataburger breakfast
>fuck yea guy
>informed that 3 people are sick or not coming in
>I have to image all their machines, on top of what I’m doing
>okay.jpg
Guess I won’t be here much today.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
SayFuckIt.jpg
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
jiff
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
Urgh...
You know you need a vacation when you start asking “is it Friday yet” on Tuesday.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Is it Friday yet?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
so i watched this show called Intervention yesterday.
i think it’s a newer show. It is pretty good. also, i feel like i don’t know a damn thing about drugs. like, crystal meth and heroin. something about black tar and spoons and lighters. i feel like you have to be a damn scientist to do drugs.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
This is not correct
i feel like you have to be a damn scientist to do drugs
.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Nah
Look at Hamilton
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That show has been on for several years.
But it does make you realize that as bad as your life may seem it could be that.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
oh there ya go
i am not hip to the jive
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
I just don't understand why people would put some of that stuff in their bodies
by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
one chick said it's like pouring warm honey all over your body
i hope that at one point in her life she has actually done that
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
They also sometimes do people
with gambling or OCD issues. Thats bad as well.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
i want to see a gambling one!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
they're not near as good
nor are the bulimia or anorexia ones. The alcoholics and drug addicts are the way to go.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
To get inside a terrorist group
That’s why Jack Bauer did it, anyway…
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
One of my faves
Human misery at its finest. It’s like to you get to go home with the people on COPS after they get out of jail.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
one chick said she was not an addict.
haha. addicts gonna addict
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
new in the Redbox today: Moneyball, RotPotApes
Really good one from last week is THE GUARD, Brendan Gleeson and Don Cheadle in dark crime comedy as “mismatched cops” in west Ireland. It’s Gleeson’s movie (you might remember him as Colin Farrell’s partner in In Bruges), but Cheadle’s fine as a straight man.
IMDB
Oooh, I added The Guard a couple of days ago
Been hearing good things.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Heh, good tip
If it’s about like In Bruges, I should be able to handle it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
I'll start:
AT THE DRIVE IN AND REFUSED REUNION, FUCK YEAH.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
THIS.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
what?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Man, I'm fucking old.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Lol truth
I walked by two kids arguing about the correction pronunciation of “Bon Iver” the other day in Barnes & Noble, and all I could think about was “this must’ve been how my father felt all those years back in high school…”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
*correct
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
LOL
My dad thought Led Zeppelin was a person.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
hahaha
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
bon iver is music, yes?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
and you people think i am not a hipster
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
LSB hipsters eschew^ avatar pix
^ cedar allergy
by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i dont know what the fuck you just said
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
It took me a really long time to unscramble that in my brain
TDT has no avatar pic. Because he’s a hipster, he “eschews” it.
Which sounds like a sneeze.
I think.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
i dont know how to add one
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
i also dont know how to post videos to facebook
how to take video with my phone (or if it will even do that)
never used a digital camera
i can’t figure out how to do the ‘z’ thing on my ipad (mostly i just use it for an alarm clock and the weather).
come at me, tech bros
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
I love you, TDT
but wow…how did you ever figure out how to post here?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Sheer luck apparently.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
i just hit reply
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
no, different thing
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Lol

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Jeff Dunham blows.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
It is my everlasting shame that my little sister enjoys and recommends his comedy.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
There's hope for her...
I like Rodney Carrington.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
I actually do like Rodney Carrington
and, if Dunham happens to be on Comedy Central, I will watch and I will laugh. I will not, however, give him money to continue his craft.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Saw Rodney live last year.
I guess I just don’t get his humor. A lot of fart and shit jokes.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Well then you do get his humor.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
I will tell you this,
drinking while listening to him is the best way to do it.
Did a guy’s weekend a few years ago and we listened to that while sitting around a campfire, finishing off every bottle of liquor that we had. Haven’t laughed that hard in my entire life.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
i can't figure out how to redeem the money off of the itunes giftcard thing
i have two monitors at work, but god knows i don’t know how to get the right one to work
i couldnt post a picture here if my life depended on it
those navigation/gps things freak me the fuck out, and i still have a map in my car door
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Is Detox real?
It doesn’t seem like it will ever come out.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Eh, Dr. Dre is just alright to me.
So I couldn’t care less if he does release it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It will most likely suck
I Need A Doctor doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just put on the Chronic and enjoy the real classics.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
2001 has some classics, too
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I had Remy for the first time over Thanskgiving.
Meh…too sweet.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
No thanks.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Meh Meh Meh
Sure there are acts on each night I wouldn’t mind seeing on their own, but, overall, it just sounds turrible.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Eh, I'm probably going to be in Europe when this goes on anyway
but ATDI and Refused almost make the trip worth it alone.
ATDI and Refused shaped so much of what I listen to. I’d like to be able to see them live. Hopefully they’ll do tours.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I was never really a fan of either.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I could see you not liking either, since you said you don't like screaming.
But New Noise (Refused) and Invalid Litter Dept. (ATDI) are two of the greatest songs ever written.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
the whole thing is poorly laid out.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Unless that poster was painted on the side of a three story building
I’d be pretty pissed if I was one of those lesser known bands.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
awesome.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Saturday is pretty sick.
I get to see Beats Antique at Waka… pumped about that. Amon Tobin would be awesome.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what is this?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
A place people go to no shower.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
not*
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
sounds like a motel
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Completely overcommercialized "indie" music festival.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
oh, you
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
This is more hipster than anything I've ever said on this site.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Not true, hipster.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Hey, more power to them.
They managed to bilk fools into paying hundreds of dollars to go into the middle of the desert for three days.
Then, I kind of hate music festivals in general.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Also true.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
So since being hipster is the new fad, don't you guys have to move on to something else?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
You're seriously dividing by zero...Be careful.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Yep...
hipsters hate anything hipster.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
There's nothing more pathetic
than an aging hipster.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I guess I like plaid shirts and independent music
but the hipster persona, by and large, makes me rage hard.
Say Anything’s Admit addresses it better than I ever could.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Heh...
Thats a line from Austin Powers
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Dr. Evil seems to think so.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of last night
So..their inducting the 4 horsemen…Bets if Flair shows up or not?
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Depends on if he's still under contract with TNA or not.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Currently he still is
But I think he may be pay per appearance. Not sure about TNA’s clause. I mean if all he does is go to the ceremony, do a speech and maybe show up and get cheered on RAW as a group I’d say let him.
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
He's got a clause in there that lets him do non-TNA appearances
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
He was there at the Michaels induction, though I don't think they showed him on camera
I think he’ll have to show up to the ceremony. The WWE doesn’t see TNA as a threat at all and Ric Flair is such a huge part of wrestling history, that its impossible to just ignore him like they would with someone like Benoit.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Maybe not ever,
but yeah, it has the requisite amount of pretentiousness.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Odd.
I think these festivals are largely in decline, or maybe I’m just too old for this shit anymore.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Never too old.
Although I say the same thing.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
The last festival I went to was Bonnaroo '06, and I realized then that the only way I could ever go back was to pay lots of money for the VIP package
And it just wasn’t worth it. I just hate the crowd and the smell and the self-righteousness.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm so mad
because I can’t go see Arctic Monkeys + Black Keys this spring. >=|
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
I really don't get the going after Les for not playing Lee
If you put Lee in, you lose the option/QB run plays, even though those plays did nothing with Jefferson it still kept Bama from all out blitzing. My bigger issue with the game is LSU played the most conservative game ever. And the joke was when they threw down field 10-15 yards it was either caught or close to caught by an LSU receiver. And then we go back to FB draws and screens and horrible option plays. Whoever was calling the offensive plays deserves the criticism, if it was Miles then yea blame him but switching out Jefferson for Lee would only help if the playcalling changed.
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
i was astonished at how bad the play calling was.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Have you heard anything about Mosley's injury?
That was nasty.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
not yet.
it looked like his hip popped out of place. he wasnt in a lot of pain going into the locker room, so id expect him to be fine. but i havent heard anything official.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
They HAD to find someway to get the ball downfield.
It looked like Jefferson had never seen much less executed the option before.
I think Lee could’ve helped stretch the defense a little more than JJ.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
He missed Beckham once and he hit Beckham with a wide open pass
I think Boone was open twice and Jefferson got happy feet once and was just a little late with the other.
That’s about the only times I remember him throwing for farther than 10 yards
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
im still surprised at the lack of use of reuben randle, not just in last nights game, but in general.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
The one place LSU was clear better than Bama was WRs
And they did nothing. And what did McCarron give to the devil to gain that accuracy of last night?
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
hes always had that accuracy. hes been a pretty effecient passer.
but norwood really stepped up last night. we were seeing catches our WRs not named julio jones havent made since 2005.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Russell Shepard tweet
“OMG I played 3 plays….”
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Yea...
LSU needs to either hire an offensive coordinator or cure Parkinson’s.
Whichever is easier.
Unless Kragthorpe was calling those plays
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
That was hard to watch
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm glad it happened.
I hope the ratings were terrible. Have we seen any of those numbers?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well next year LSU will murder some Big Ten/Big 12/Pac 12 school and it will be back to normal
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Easy there, killer.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
The biggest thing that sucks about Alabama winning
is it will allow people to ignore how shitty the BCS format is and how a +1 is at least necessary.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
All about cash...
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Oh hey there dead horse...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
i disagree.
everyone this year has been saying that the BCS is fucked and something needs to be done.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
The SEC commish WANTS a plus one
It’s the others that never do. I really hope this forces it to happen after next year(maybe 2014 when BCS can get redone).
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
This is true.
Big12 sounds like it may be on board now. B1G is still staunchly against, I think.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
We hate progress
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
...
MicheleSteele Michele Steele
RT @richsandomir: Overnight rating for Alabama’s trampling of LSU in BCS title game a 13.8, down 14 percent from last year.
The fact that it was two SEC schools was the issue more than the game itself
They did an 11.9 in November and that was the highest since 1989 for CFB on CBS.
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
This statement
reeks of bias
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
How so?
Two teams from the same conference play each other. So, I figure other fans not of the SEC didn’t care to watch.
If they didn’t watch because it was a rematch then I guess they won’t watch GB/NYG or NYE/DEN or a few Super Bowls or parts of the NCAA tourney.
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
i want to know 2 things.
how it compared to the rest of tv that night, and how much it being on cable for the first time hurt (outside of all the rest of the butthurt of people not wanting to watch).
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
this touches a little on the cable thing
Alabama-LSU capped a disappointing ratings year for the BCS on ESPN. Even before Monday night, the BCS’ 7.3 average rating was down 10 percent from the 2010 season and 21 percent from 2009, when the games aired on Fox.
add to that the lower attendance figures and i think its pretty obvious
that CFB fans are getting really tired of the BCS and even the bowl system in general.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
I'd like to see the overall bowl numbers' trends.
I honestly watched between 15 and 30 minutes of bowl games this year total.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i know more people wouldve watched if it wasnt LSU-BAMA
but id be willing to bet a large sum of money that it would still have been a big decrease in average viewership from last year. id think it wouldve fallen around 7-10%.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
In all honesty, I would have rather watched Boise State and OK St or something like that...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
No, that would be too entertaining, and not enough SEC
/BCS pundits
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Not enough FGs
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think you guys would have been better off not running the worst option in the history
of America
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
Nay...
The World
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
one posession that really summed up their game plan for the whole night was when they
went up the middle for 2 yards on first down….tried to set up a bubble screen on the strong side on second down for a negative play….tried to hit a RB on the flat in the weak side that went incomplete. they tried to stretch out one of the most athletic defenses in the country, and it failed miserably.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Yea, it was bad
Receivers were open though but Jefferson sucks… as does Lee.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, Taiwanese news...

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
heh
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
obligatory black
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
Ahahaha
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
God no!!
How long until Sweet Jack goes away?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
It's not gonna go away until we stop talking about it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Fuck that.
I’m about to quit listening to the radio.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
It's replaced the Reid's Cleaners commercial as the most murder-inducing jingle of all time.
And for the record, I would…a lot…angrily.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Yeah that's pretty bad...
And yeah, that chick is hot.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Dave Campo is gone eh?
It might also help to get some players.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
canada
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
I thought this was neat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
haha
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Aqua
What’s the deal with Bo Wallace? No UT, No Baylor…I heard MSU, but that seems like a weird fit, no?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
He is a Mississippi CC dude, so maybe wants to stay home?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
He is a Mississippi CC dude, so maybe wants to stay home?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
He is a Mississippi CC dude, so maybe wants to stay home?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
HeisaMississippiCCdudesomaybewantstostayhome?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
this subthread is how tebow plays qb
retard
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
but it just keeps winning
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
o rly?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
How else do you think they beat the Steelers?
All Tebow, baby.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahahah
10-21, bro
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
BUT HE THREW FOR JOHN 3:16 YARDS MAN
#FAITH
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
TagDontTweet 3:16 says Tebow's a reh tard
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
that's a fucking joke
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
this reminds me of that jim carrey movie
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Did he say what he was doing for sure?
Thought he was waiting until after RGIII decision?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He eliminated Baylor yesterday, supposedly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
MSU has been the favorite for a while now.
Some of the MSU boards are speculating that his coach is steering him that way to try to get a job under Mullen.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Is he mobile enough to run that offense?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
He's not a lead foot, but he's not what I would call a "dual-threat," either.
I think that might have been one of the problems with our own offense, actually.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Was listening to music yesterday with the wifey
and she pointed out to me that the rhythm of the verses to Tool’s “Lateralus” are in the order of the Fibonacci sequence.
My mind was blown.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST reply actions
Per Wikipedia:
The title track, “Lateralus”, incorporates the Fibonacci sequence.32 The theme of the song describes the desire of humans to explore and to expand for more knowledge and a deeper understanding of everything. The lyrics “spiral out”, refers to this desire and also to the Fibonacci spiral, which is formed by creating and arranging squares for each number in the sequence’s 1,1,2,3,5,8,… pattern, and drawing a curve that connects to two corners of each square. This would, allowed to continue onwards, theoretically create a never-ending and infinitely-expanding spiral. Related to this, the song’s main theme features successive time signatures 9/8, 8/8, and 7/8.33 The number 987 is the sixteenth integer of the Fibonacci sequence
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
That's crazy your wife would hear that.
It’s unbelievable actually.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
You hear that Wildcat
He’s calling bull shit on your wife!
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
She probably just read it on a forum somewhere, comrades
It’s not like she said “Ahh yes, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8. With a 9/8, 8/8, 7/8 time signature. That’s the Fibonacci sequence.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Maybe my wife just reads Wikipedia?
Ehhh?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not calling her out anything...
I just find it crazy she would hear that.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Hah! Wikipedia is fun
The track “Mantra” is the slowed-down sound of Maynard James Keenan gently squeezing one of his cats
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
she is will hunting
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
She really really hates that movie
It’s a frequent point of contention.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
your wife is a math genius though
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
Wut.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I know
Believe me, I know.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Applesauce, bitch!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
what in the fuck is this fucking fuck?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7CZIJVxFY
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
math
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
If there was a band that would do something like that
That band would be Tool.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I like Tool on the whole...
But seriously, shorten that shut up, you guys.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
shorten your BTO up
Tool can do no wrong. A Perfect Circle on the other hand…
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
APC had some decent stuff
Tool was much better though
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Grrrrgh
Still pissed those fuckers played half the fucking eMotive album when I saw ‘em in Grand Prairie, and didn’t play “Judith.”
Maynard gonna Maynard, I guess.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Tool and APC can both do no right
come at me, bros
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
DJ fucking Screw no less.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
You act as if I should be ashamed of this.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
kreashawn is an ugly ho
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
She may be alright when she doesn't look like she was dressed by
a 2 year old… but I doubt it
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Why do you still think I'm attracted to her?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
someone post me a pic of kreashaun
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
w
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
The only photo where she doesn't look completely retarded
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Doesn't make em right...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
If it ain't white, it ain't right
Is that what you’re trying to say, FuhrerTil1945?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nein
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
i'm assuming that the red 'x' is not her
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
She looks like Amy Winehouse
just more fucked up
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
>implying one can be more fucked up than AW
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'll give her this much
Amy Winehouse from like 4 years ago, not Amy Winehouse from like… (trying to think of a time period where I don’t get a 1 way ticket to hell)
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
she looks like an emo 15 year old boy
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
She has some over the top outfits that she put together while high, no doubt.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So she doesn't have big boobs.
Got it.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
lol, my appreciation of the entire genre of boobies should be well documented here
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
shit*
I officially give up today.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
You just gotta hope people ignored it/didn't see it
And move on
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Math rock, brah
And yeah, sounds exactly like something Tool would do.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I hate the DMV so, so much.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Haha
Yep
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You can tell that everyone there absolutely hates their job
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
The post office isn't that bad
As far as government buildings go, anyway
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Who does not hate the DMV so so much?
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by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Good question
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Max loves it, ironically.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
I can just see the DMV being what you point at when you say
“OH MAN, THE STATE SHOULD HAVE MORE POWERS! IMAGINE IF EVERYTHING DONE BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WAS DONE WITH THE EASE AND APPROACHABILITY OF THE DMV!”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Heh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
what happened? ive never had a just TERRIBLE exprience.
just dont go during peak hours.. know they only take cash or checks.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Nothing happened
I just hate being there. Especially when theres nor reason for me to be there.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Life is way funnier when you read everything in Tracy Jordan's voice.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I CABT BELIEVE IT
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THIS
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
YOU'RE HILARIOUS, GAY FOR FELIZ!
HILARIOUS!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I CAN'T FIND MY MOOD RING
I’m not sure how I feel about this
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I do Brian Fellowes in my head from time to time.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
I really don't know why I loved that skit, but it made me laugh a lot.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Because Tracy Morgan is HI-LARIOUS
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
THAT BIRDS BEEN BUYIN THINGS WITH MY CREDIT CARD
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
THE RAIN FORREST? THAT SOUNDS WET!
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
WHERE ARE THOSE SNAKES' ARMS?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan.
I’m black NBC. Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
You don't like blue?
Which color would you have chosen?
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
It's not so much the blue as the ivy.
Something like Blue Balls would have been better.
by blakethegr8 on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Ok well that would work.
A girl named Blue Balls does have a nice ring to it.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
god dammit bank of america.. im trying to pay you!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST reply actions
Proposition for you guys
(hope that’s not taken the wrong way in the ever-shady OT thread).
I’m looking for talented sports writers who want an avenue to share their opinions and analysis on WFAA.com. No, I can’t pay. But if you’re good, we will promote the hell out of your work. If you’re intrigued, or just want to talk to me about what working with Dale Hansen is really like, shoot me an email.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.
This joke is not as funny since Dale's piece on Penn State.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Seriously
and the follow-up from two days ago, where he said two of his past classmates recently told him he wasn’t the only one.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Haven't seen that one yet.
I’ll check it out.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Here you go
closed the show with it. Sales made an exception and let us go two minutes over our normally allotted time.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.
by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
No, it makes it funnier.
But I don’t watch local programming
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
fuck i'll fucking do it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Now we'll go to TagDon'tTweet for the NFL report
“Fucking Tebow is a fucking awful quarterback”
Thanks TDT
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
haha.
get tebow’s dick out of your mouth
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
listen, bob,
i’m coming at you, bro
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
you fucking get it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Oh I never said I would not read it
That would be awesome
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
I hear he once helped Craig James kill and burn 5 hookers
by blakethegr8 on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
did you guys hear the ticket talking about someone else
killing 5 hookers at SMU this morning??
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Mark Followill
Voice of the Mavericks and former member of The Little Ticket…funny stuff.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Are you in need of a "sports humorist?"
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
Ha
we’ll see. Send me a sample; i’ll talk to our supreme web czar.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure you qualify on either count.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
how do i email you?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
hit 'compose' or 'new'
Write something, and send it to orthegm@gmail.com.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
Normally, I'd ask for you to send it to my work email
omoyal@wfaa.com.
But I much prefer Gmail to Outlook.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
write like a sample or something?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Or just tell me what you're about
see if what you want to do matches up with what we’re looking for.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.
by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
I missed it
what’s the dog subthread?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Ah ha
Talking about depressing few commercials depress me quicker than the SPCA commercial with Sarah McLachlin.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I have to change the channel.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Me too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
They're awful commercials.
Someone needs to put a stop to that shit. Maybe if they weren’t 4 minutes long or somehitng….
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Donate some money bro...
The plight of abandoned and abused animals overwhelmingly depressing. Help the cause.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
It's the charity I donate my jury duty money to.
I get selected for jury duty way more than any one individual ever should.
Those commericails don't make me want to donate...
they make me change the channel.
Charity doesn’t need to be shoved in my face, if I want to do something I’ll do it.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
If you give them more money, they can afford to buy more commercial time.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Majority of my donations
go to St. Jude, most of the rest go to SPCA/animal shelter equivalent.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Ditto
Leave me alone, Sarah McLachlan! I already adopted a dog. He’s lived the great life for 7 freakin’ years!!!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
No shit
I went to see you play at Caravan of Dreams like, 15 years ago. Doesn’t that absolve me from seeing those commercials?
Plus I already have a cat, and he’s jealous of, and aggressive towards, other animals. I’m doing other animals a favor by NOT adopting them.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Gah
Fuck that shit.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm reccing this for the pic speaking the truf
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:30 AM CST reply actions
Yep, definitely dodged that bullet with the ex.
He sent me a message on facebook basically saying he doesn’t want to be friends.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
No way to be friends with an ex.
Impossible.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Not impossible all the time
but 95% of them, yeah.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I thought it would actually be possible with him, but then he started getting a little too...not clingy...
but wanting to spend a lot of time with me and planning his day around me. Ok I guess clingy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
He broke up with me.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Not impossible, but very very difficult/rare
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Friends? Absolutely not.
Acquaintences? Maybe, but you quickly find that it’s pointless.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
I am very good friends with a few of my exes.
All the non crazy ones that just ended for whatever amicable reason are still on the friends list.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
No, we'd actually have been hanging out the past few months but it seems like he was taking it further than I wanted to.
Yesterday I just wasn’t in the mood to hang with him outside of dinner but he kind of hung around making things awkward.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Did you make this clear to him at the time?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
When I flat out tell you that after dinner I’m going to go home to clean, I won’t exactly be hospitable so why hang around?
I’m a girl. I RUN DENTON.
“if there is anything LSB is good at, it’s dispute resolution.” —BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 AM CST reply actions
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I've known a couple of guys that do this same thing
At least he was an ex and not just a random friend.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You just made like Neo
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
For some reason I don't get this reference.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Woah.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Ok I know who Neo is, but I don't get it within bob's context.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
C'mon, Moe
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
x
Yep, definitely dodged that bullet with the ex.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Exes suck
most of the time, you’ve got to cut the cord. Or it gets really weird.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like I called this entirely two months ago.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Henry Rollins to speak at UNT
(not that I’d pay $20 to hear Hank Rollins speak)
http://www.theaterjones.com/stagewhispers/20120110093537/2012-01-10/Henry-Rollins-to-Speak-at-UNT
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Someone ask him about his appearance in the Def Jam video games.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So
“What was it like to get shot in the face on Sons of Anarchy?”
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I would sure as shit pay $20 to hear him speak
He’s got a lot of really amazing stories.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't mind hearing him tell stories and talk about his past
but when he gets a boost up to his high horse, I lose interest quickly.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Does he still have a show on IFC channel?
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Haven't seen it in a while
but I’m not certain if it’s still being shown or not.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh
That is absolutely horrifying.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Wut.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Not usually?
I guess if no foul play is suspected they wouldn’t put a rush on it, but…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
I asked this weekend, about mountain bikes...
but is there anyone that has info they can share? I want to get one this week and don’t know if I should pay $100 or $1000. They seem to range quite a bit.
I own a Specialized
that when I bought it was around $350. If you buy it from Bicycles Plus you’ll get lifetime free maintenance. Only mods I’ve made was change the brakes to Shimano vs what was on the bike at the time. It currently does need new gear shifters though, I’ve had some dirt/sand get in them and wear them out so shifting gears is a little difficult at the moment.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Yeah, you often get what you pay for
but you can get a good entry bike for $300 – $500… anything below that either needs to be a good used one in good shape or it’ll likely be a piece
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't have a lot of experience with Mtn bikes.
but as long as you go with one of the big brands you should be fine. Specialized or Giant are both solid options. I’d guess you’re looking in the 3-500 range for a decent bike. I’d look at some at a bike shop, and see what size I need and then check craigslist.
The only thing to look out for
is once you get in the $500 range, you start to get into disc brakes.
Don’t go with mechanical disc brakes. Either stay with regular brakes or jump to hydraulic disc brakes.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
work is going to get lunch today for all of us. anything off the jasons deli menu that is awesome?
i can get anything i want
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST reply actions
tomato basil soup
and half a mufffaletta
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Love their muffalettas.
Not something to get if you don’t like olives though.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
Winner
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
I like the Club Royale.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Get a fucking Beefeater and thank me later.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
Don't they have some kind of New York Yankee sammich
with corn beef hash and rye and shit?
You should get that, just so you can piss on it.
notreally.jpg
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
i went california club with a cup of soup de joir because you assholes are to slow to respond
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
What's the soup de joir?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
It's the soup of the day
/Flo
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds good I'll have that.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
CC is good
it’s no muffaletta though
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Rueben
Turkey Rueben if trying to be healthy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
So....Monday through Friday...
I have a class that starts at 8am.
Hell yeah, bitches.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Heh. That's how I got a D in Calculus I.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Let's be honest
That’s one of several reasons you got a D in Calculus I.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Well, it didn't help that the teacher was Polish and had a terrible accent.
And the TA was Chinese and was basically unintelligible.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Is it wrong of me that I picked classes
With American born professors? I made some decisions based on that.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not at all
Its insane how a university can hire someone to teach a class when they are unable to actually speak the language they need to teach in. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with paying hundreds/thousands of dollars for a class and expecting to understand the teacher.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That was always the worst.
I had two professors that I just could not understand .One in the class I mentioned before that I never went to largely due to my inability to understand him and the other was a physics course.
I have an International Business degree
English wasn’t necessary to teach most of my classes
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
Your classes would cost a lot more
if your university tried to hire all American-born profs.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
You know, I'd skimmed past the American-born part.
Your pointing that out makes me want to walk my comment back a bit since there are plenty of non-U.S.-born profs who are native English speakers and a good number of non-native speakers with a high degree of fluency.
There is nothing wrong with a student being strategic about what will work for her or his learning style and needs. However, such a student needs to recognize that skipping all non-U.S.-born profs is likely going to mean that you miss out on some of the value your college has to offer.
Yeah,
I’m just pointing out that complaining about the cost of education while complaining about a school not having the best teachers/lecturers is a bit disingenuous.
It’s like my pet peeve where people complain about the cost of drugs and the lack of new drugs or how long it takes for new drugs to show up and then slam drug companies for unforseen side effects.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
I got into a big debate with a former boss about this.
I said that professors should be hired/kept at least in part because of their ability to actually teach and he said that it just doesn’t matter. He was a post doc who went to fantastic schools [Berkeley, then Stanford for graduate school in physical chemistry] and his contention was that college is where you learn to teach yourself until you get to the level where you are in a mentor-trainee personal relationship with a professor.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
I see it more now,
but I think it’s heavily dependent on field.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
I'd say field and abilities of the incomming student population.
But overall, I think even small differences in the quality of instruction can add up to a fairly significant difference in one’s overall education.
I certainly would never complain about the cost of my undergraduate education.
I only paid about $100 per semester hour, not including my scholarships.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Absolutely not.
You are paying good money to learn. It much easier to learn when the professor speaks your native language.
The discussion sections were terrible.
We would ask the TA a question, but he would misunderstand the question and start answering something else. We would stop him and try to get him to understand the question, but he just would not get it. Awkwardness ensued. I stopped going to the discussion sections because they were pointless.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That happens with English speaking teachers/TAs too
I hate when it happens and I usually try to just clarify my question until it gets answered, but I usually just give up after 3 or 4 “clarifications”
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Heh
I had a history professor my junior year who was from Hungary, and was older than dirt, so he was always forgetting what he had covered in the previous class, and kept calling me the wrong name. His first name was Bede, and he was a former monk, so several of us took to calling him “the venerable Bede.”
I’m still not sure he got my name right the entire semester, but I did pull a B in the class.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Hmm.
So the start time of the class, the professor and the TA were all at fault for YOU getting a D in the class?
Anyone/anything else besides yourself you would like to blame?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Oh snap...
Shit just got real.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
You.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
You can always work your ass off in a class to figure out what's going on
but its like winning a baseball/basketball/football/whatever game when the umpires/refs are screwing you the entire game. It would be much better if you didn’t have to play against the other team and the refs
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
This isn't untrue,
but let’s remember that most classes are graded on a bell curve.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Most of mine were not actually...
I’m having a difficult time thinking of one that was graded on a bell curve.
Interesting.
Most of my biology classes were, most of my biochemistry classes had extra credit you could get.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Well, ok, then.
I still don’t think there are as many classes with horrid, non-english speaking professors who give D’s to 30% of the class as there are students who complain about them.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
That's my point
Although, apparently there was a prof at Berkeley [who discovered a organic synthesis reaction that I needed to use] who my boss later told me got out of his teaching obligations by giving out 1 A, 2 B’s, 3 C’s and failing the rest…repeatedly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Well considering how much money those kids were paying...
I’m a little surprised he made it out completely unscathed.
I only had one.
It was a physics class where everyone was getting 40s and 50s on the tests, so the curve was a necessity.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yeah, I had a couple of classes like that.
Multiple choice tests where there were 5 options and then 5 combinations of options. Just evil.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
The first professor I worked for as a grader gave tests that yielded scores like that.
With the first test, he hadn’t told me that he planned on curving them so I was scared he was going to be mad at me because they were so low.
In my last physics class
I’m pretty sure there was about 60-70% of the class that was failing or just passing with a 70ish grade, but the professors basically decided that the tests were perfect or some such so no curves. I think it should be pretty much mandatory for a test to have a curve, assuming there were no perfect scores. It just seems silly to me to assume that the test is somehow flawless.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I wouldn't say most for me
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
hah.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm gonna go ahead and state that you're going about bragging the completely wrong way.
You’re supposed to brag about things people would be jealous of.
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by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
I had one MWF 8 AM class my freshmen year
I have yet to take another 8 AM class. Chemistry was not a class I could afford to skip 2-3 times a week.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I've had a 7:30 both MWF and T/Thu (thankfully different semesters)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
8am classes = at least 4 classes missed
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
I hope not.
The fact that I’m almost 30 and live off campus, I’m hoping I’m good enough to make them all
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah,
you’re already used to working a grownups schedule, so that should help.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'm hoping my miltary background
where I had to be at work at 6am for 6 years straight….helps me out.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You would think that would help, but it won't
Because chances are, the class you’re going to is one where attendance isn’t mandatory and you’re going to end up convincing yourself that its okay to miss just this one day. Then it snowballs from there as you start enjoying sleeping past 7 AM
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I had one 8 am class.
No attendance, no random quizzes. I think I went to that class 4 times that semester. First two days and then the test days.
From what I'm told
Most classes at UH have attendance grades and then only two other grades for the class.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 12:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
See? Military guy.
We are good in the morning.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 12:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Never had an 8:00am class in college
Not once.
Shit, I was doing well to drag my ass up there at 9:30 on Tuesday-Thursdays.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
7:30
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Wait until you get a real job and have to be at work everyday 8a.
That’s when the real fun starts.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
MWF is English Comp II
Tuesday and Thursday is Algebra I.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was able to skip Comp I
based on my portfolio. So that’s cool.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You and the instructor will be the only two people fully present unless there are other older students.
I'm worried about Algebra.
This class is going to determine.whether I can move onto business school.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 12:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You'll be fine.
Just make sure you communicate with your instructor.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
In 9 1/2 years of college
I never had a class before 10am
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
pwned
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Huevos con chorizo breakfast burrito..
Try making one better than me!
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I'll just take your word for it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Nice
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
That's a hard hitting recipe there Tag.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
It's breakfast.
Do you want me to be Emiril?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's a pretty good GIF of Jefferson and that entire game...from EDSBS
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We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Awesome. Took a few watches to catch all the faces.
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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
I needs to show him breaking that guys leg
by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
dislocated hip
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
nope.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
I was hoping someone would of caught Maze crying on the sideline
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We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
So today's the anniversery of "the Catch"
and what’s especially annoying (other than the fact that the Cowboys would’ve won if Drew Pearson somehow breaks the last tackle) is that people refuse to show Alvin Harper’s catch against the 49ers 10 years later that was probably just as important for the 90s Cowboys as Clark’s was for the 80s 49ers
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
He was supposedly throwing it away too.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
If only Drew Pearson had been Tony Hill on that last drive
Cowboys would have scored and we wouldn’t have suffered 30 fucking years of seeing The Catch highlights.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
If only Jerry Jones weren't the GM of this team...
I wouldn’t have to constantly relive the glory years of when this team was feared and respected, not embarrassing and clowned upon.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Are you mocking one of the most traumatic sports moments
of my delicate adolescence?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of class, time to head to my first one of the day
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So... for any of you older people
Kristy McNichol is apparently a lesbian.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Dude you're not not racist cause The Wire's in your Netflix queue
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM CST reply actions
Hue?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Is he colored?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
I fear the Japanese hornet
http://kottke.org/12/01/30-giant-hornets-vs-a-whole-honey-bee-hive
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Love the Japanese Honey Bee's defense against these things
The “BOOM, ROASTED” defense.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Some pretty sweet camera work.
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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Rightfully so.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Japanese hornets
I first heard about them on 1000 Ways to Die. So who would win in a fight between one of those and (Brent Musberger voice)…the honey badger?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
While the honey badger doesn't give a shit,
these hornets look mean as shit.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Kickass. New Lego sets with a LoTR theme coming this summer.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions
tl;dr & tl;dw
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
almost finished reading Dance of the Dragons
very solid….makes up for the sub par 4th book
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yeah, Feast for Crows is pretty weak
I haven’t heard much positive about Dance with Dragons either though. You say it’s solid?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
yea i'm enjoying it
Feast was weak because I didn’t give 2 shits about most of the characters in it. Dance has the characters I’m invested in back. Lot of criticism for some is that nothing happens in it…..but I thought a hell of a lot of shit happened soo far and I’m 700 pages in.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yeah AFFC suffered from a severe lack of Tyrion
and too much Ironborn junk with the Greyjoys (although Aaron Damphair is a kickass character).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Dance you got tons of Tyrion, Jon, Daenerys, some Jaime, some Cersei
the Jon storyline is the absolute best
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Daenerys needs to hurry up and get to Westeros
I’m usually a huge fan of slow-developing plot points, but all the heel-dragging out there in the desert is putting me to sleep.
I wanna see some dragons torch some fuckin’ Lannister ass already.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
don't look for it to happen soon
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I didn't mind the Greyjoy bits. I hated all the Brienne.
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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
i was the opposite
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
"I'm looking for a maid of three and ten with fair hair..."
Ugh.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
like that was ever going to work
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
/walks in and ruins everyone's day
Sources: Bug Selig to be offered an extension
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
At what point do they look for somebody else? The guy is getting pretty old.
Has a commissioner ever died while in the position?
I thought A. Bartlett Giamatti did.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
You would be correct according to wikipedia
And now that I think about it, Landis did as well if I’m remembering correctly.
I'm going to be in PHX March 14-19
Going to games March 17-19.
by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Ditto.
Staying in Scottsdale?
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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
I'm staying in PHX
And flying on a buddy pass courtesy of a friend who works at an airline. It’ll be good times.
by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Def jelly.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Went for the first time last year.
Coming from someone who doesn’t get to go to many live mlb games it was almost too much to handle. I wish I could have spent more than a few days there. The players walking around the back fields without barriers between them and the fans always made me feel like I was somewhere I wasn’t supposed to be. I don’t know how I would handle all the people gawking at me like they do.
If (when) I do it again I would like to stay a couple weeks and spend more time at the minors fields. I stopped by those fields occasionally, saw TheLegend take some soft toss, Profar hanging out in a dugout by himself, etc. Just never felt like I had enough time to do everything I wanted.
The "Roll Tide" commercial is terrible
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
These are some
pretty cool photos
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
F0r some reason I watched ESPN this morning
and saw analysts saying Clemson and Texas were top 5 teams next year.
That seems slightly high for Clemson and way too high for Texas.
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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Who else did they say were top 5 teams?
Texas? Really?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 10, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
LSU, USC, Oregon, Texas, Clemson
The other one had LSU, USC, Oregon, OU, CLemson
No way Clemson or Texas should be that high.
I read a very early 2012 projection that was much more reasonable.
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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Oregon is at USC next season.
That is going to be an INSANE atmosphere. Stanford-USC was perhaps the best atmosphere I’ve experienced at a USC home game, despite the loss.
Can’t wait.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
and Oregon
is going to be weaker without James in the backfield. Not sure they can pull it out next year.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Well, they have
DerpAnthony Thomas (guy can’t compose a sentence for his life)
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 10, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Shocking that ESPN would do that.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Oh good grief.
Give me a fucking break.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
The stupidity of it is mind boggling.
I’m not sure they deserve to be a Top 25 team. They aren’t losing much talent to the NFL…but they didn’t have much to lose.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
So not sure if there is a "travel" thread open
But I need some thoughts/suggestions on vacation with the wife. Planning our 5 year anniv and wanting to do either Maui or Kauai. Anyone have any recomendations as to one or the other? Any good places to stay? Dinning? Anything would be awesome.
On Maui, anyone heard of the Royal Lahaina Resort??
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
Maui is gorgeous.
Kauai is also beautiful, but is also very quiet.
You can’t go wrong with either one.
This is probably bad form
but I’m gonna latch on to this thread and ask a similar themed question:
Anybody been to Norway? Frau Wildcat wants to go visit two of the stave churches while we’re on our honeymoon, and we get pretty close to them when we pull into port at Flam. However, I have no idea how exactly to get from Flam to these two churches.
Is it easy to rent a cab/bus? Or even hire a private car? I don’t think there’s a train station near these churches…they’re pretty much out in the countryside.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Flam is delicious.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Flan?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
You caught me!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Kauai was fantastic
Just went there in Sept/Oct. If you are a fan of the laid back vacation, Kauai is the place. Tons of stuff to do on the island (with some great beaches) while still being a place that you can just kick back at the resort.
FYI: I have only been to Oahu and Kauai so Maui may be similar. Oahu was waaaaay too touristy.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Would you say $2000 per person(flight, hotel, expenditures) is low balling a trip to Hawaii?
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Low balling?
Absolutely! I loved that place and would go back in a heartbeat, but that doesn’t mean it’s not RIDICULOUSLY expensive. You can drop $5K on that trip without realizing it, depending upon how long you are looking to stay.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
Probably 6 days.
Assumed $2000 was a good starting point but have friends that work for hotels that can get me in for $59 a night.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Oh wow, yeah, that helps.
We actually got our flights covered through our air miles so it wasn’t as bad for us. Plus, we got a great deal on a 2 bedroom condo (shared with another couple). Our trip could’ve been a LOT more expensive without those deals. We still spent over $4K in the 7 days we were there, but that included a lot of activities (tubing, chartered vessel, helicopter flight around the island). If you can steer clear of the crazy expenses like those extra activities, you can save a ton of $$$.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
My roommate just got a call from Google and what they offered him for his internship
$6,700 a month for 3 months. $3,500 for relocation purposes (from LA to San Francisco). And he basically can go to a ton of free shit throughout his time with them.
Yeah…
My friend got a job at CNN for election coverage.
ANd then there’s me, who hasn’t even applied yet.
I’m a failure.
I've applied to Fox Sports and ESPN (it's down the street from my campus)
Waiting to hear back from both, except I just applied so it’s going to be awhile.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
I don't even know what i want to do.
There’s an ESPN internship that I’m going to apply for (I doubt I’ll get it though)
What are you applying to?
And are you graduating this year?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
I graduate in May.
I’m trying to get a job as an anchor or producer at a TV station and then work my way up. I’m going to apply at local TV stations.
Ideally, I’d like to be a host or producer for The travel Channel or a sports channel
My cousin works at Google (not sure what he does_
He gets paid a shitload of money and gets a lot of benefits. He loves it.
I guess $6,700 a month is a lot living in San Francisco?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's almost three times what I make
Even in California, that’s a pretty nice salary.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Don't forget it's
San Fran. doing a quick cost of living comparison between that and what it would likely be in Dallas would cut that amount in half.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I'm guessing you're not a developer.
How many years of experience do you have in IT?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
God dammit I've done it again.
This is twice that I’ve thought Wildcat Phoenix is WhipSmart.
Fuck.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Not it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nope, not IT
nor am I it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure it is.
You could easily live off that no matter where you live though.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
thats an insane amount of money per month for a 3 month intern.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah that was what got me the most.
The guy is getting paid as an intern way more than I do as a salaried employee (apples to oranges but fuck).
Damnit google.
Making rethink my life decisions and shit…haha
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Without doing a real conversion...
I would expect it to be worth like $5,000 a month here for something comparable.
In San Francisco, $6,700 a month is a bit above what I would expect an apprentice to journeyman level software developer to make. Definitely above entry level… but not quite 5+ years experience.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Google will probably work him to death.
And it’s not like anyone can get that job.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I get a 10k referral bonus for actuaries at my job.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
whoa fucking seriously....thats crazy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It's really not.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It is to people that aren't software developers.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Or mid-level pimps.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sheet, I can't afford no Buick LaSabre.
I’m still an apimptace.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i need to rethink my life now
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
As a college student
this would be nice spending money, if it doesn’t go to anything else
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Shit man, $200 is nice spending for a college student.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
No kidding
But I spend a shit-ton on food every semester.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
needs a few more zeros for clemson football players.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Reminds me of my stock broker friend who told me, with a straight face
a married couple needed a $100k annual salary to be “comfortable.” Dude has no kids. Mid 20s, lives in Texas (DFW, but still Texas).
I think I set the world record for silent blinking and staring.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Most people in the financial sector
Are so out of touch with reality its crazy. Its like the picture of the stock brokers on wall st. sipping champagne while watching the occupy hippies. It is like “seriously, you have lost all touch with reality”
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Well, the problem is you can't tell with those folks.
I had done a really good job with my retirement and had like 50k in my 401k by the time I was 25 and when I asked my step brother, who was an investment broker for advice he told me “I don’t really deal in small transactions”. Just head shaking.
Of course he filed for bankruptcy and my retirement fund just got bigger so there is that I guess =/
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
"investment broker"
Sounds like he just had an inflated sense of self-worth
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
No
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
She's out there, rocking your bro on the dance floor..
But she’s towing an anchor, a junior investment banker.
Who’s talking about herself and not much morrree, oh ohhhh
So buy her a beer, it’s the reason you’re here, mighty wingman
You’re taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream…
WINNNGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ha, what is this from?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Old beer commercial.. I loved it so much I leaned the guitar and sang it at shows hahah
YouTube wingman beer commercial
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That was back when beer commercials were actually funny
by drizzle on Jan 10, 2012 3:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think he had a very inflated sense of self worth ;)
I think half of my career in computers has been in the financial sector and there are lots of good folks but man almighty…I understand the stereotypes.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I would sip champagne while watching them...
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
But they don't have to eat diamond sprinkled fois gras
with platinum forks.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
This really did make me laugh out loud
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I do
Everyday.
As I’m shufflin’.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know there was a world record for that.
I’m sure at some point I would have at least challenged that record of yours.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
a friend of mine graduated and worked with her husband at a place where they were both pulling in 60+K and casually mentioned that she didn’t understand how two people could live on 80K. Uhhh….
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
I would love to work at Google.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
its awesome for sports news (or any kind of news)
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
gonna listen to finebaum today. should be entertaining.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
The funbag has some good hypotheticals today...
Would you rather fuck Scarlett Johansson or ride a dragon?
I’m taking the dragon, I thinks it’s pretty safe to say that no woman can make me feel as good as riding a dragon.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I'd say those are both equally likely to happen for you, Comrade Till
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Well of course...
I’m not asking cause I need advice or anything.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Am I going to be guaranteed not to fall off the dragon?
What will the temp be like, how is the dragon’s disposition?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
will he breathe fire on some shit?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like a people friendly fire breather is the only acceptable question...
If it’s that pussy dragon from Never Ending Story I’m fucking out.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Falcor did nothing to you.
He’s a luck dragon by the way, not a fire-breathing dragon.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Ah so I'm correct, gotcha.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Pussy dragon?
So is scarlett the dragon then?
rimshot
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
The pussy dragon is known to light shit on fire
From time to time.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Do I get to keep the dragon?
Because I feel that would be pretty good way to get a chick to interested.
Wanna come see my dragon?
I need the easiest crock pot recipes/instructions
And I need em now, bros.
Please and thank you,
River “Captain Boner” Fenix
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
meats.
potatoes.
carrots.
onions.
seasonings.
sauce.
heat.
eat.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Take a few cans of Campbell's Chucky, empty contents into crock pot, turn on said crock pot.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
don't listen to these jabronis
3 lb pork shoulder (boston butt), can of tomato sauce and a half cup of beer. whatever aromatics you want. Use a bunch of fresh ground cumin, garlic powder, paprika, and a little cayenne and a tiny pinch of chinese 5 spice. let it sit and cook. Eat with bread and pickles
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
salt
needs salt and fresh black pepper. a little prepared mustard wouldn’t hurt matters either
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
pft
cover meat in described spices
put meat in pot
put sauce and beer and roughly chopped (or hell, leave ‘em whole if you’re that lazy, just take the paper off) onions and garlic
cover and cook
that’s pretty easy
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
saw what you want about Emeril
the man has a proper respect for garlic
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
back at the airport you fuckers. I am not happy
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Wait which airport
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
DFW
Terminal E35
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
When is your flight
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
3
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Well shit man
I was going to say come get free beer in the admiral’s club with me but your’re about to board
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yeah.. fuck.
I’ve been here since 120 too hah.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Moron
Always assume I’m at an airport
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
you're right. I fucked up.
I forgot to take a shot before I left too haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Again
Free well liquor and domestic beers in the club. SIGH BENEFIEL
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
wut
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
He almost nailed it
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
GODDAMMIT TAYLOR
You also failed to mention that you would be at the airport today, sir.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
ALWAYS ASSUME I AM AT THE AIRPORT
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Follow him on Twitter
His timeline is full of “has just checked into (enter airport name here)”
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in DFW
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
You guys can watch the game...
oh wait.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Random question.
Do you like Sierra Nevada, if so which is your favorite?
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
I like it, no preference
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I want to try some of the others they have,
but can’t turn away Torpedo. Maybe my favorite beer of all time.
by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
We only really get the Pale Ale and the seasonals
I have liked them all. Their pale ale is a year round drinkable. Some of their seasonals have been so good I regretted not getting more and cellaring them.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
This is what I get more often than not
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Do you guys get Stone in Texas yet?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Yeah that stuff is really good if you like big beers
If you have the patience to wait the IRS is really good. It is so hard to wait a year though to drink and since there are no basements in Texas it is even harder :(
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Yeah, we have for a while,
though it’s harder to find on tap. Their Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale is one of my favorite beers.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
It's not that hard to find in a Bomber [22 oz]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
That's not the first word I would use, no.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
No
The first word I would use is “buttload-of-hops”…but that’s just me and my own language.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Harvest is the one I really liked
Obviously you can’t store a beer like that but I drank the shit out of it when it was out.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Harvest *Estate is what I meant.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Pretty solid
and it goes on sale for cheap cheap.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
HEB had a 12 pack for less than $12 for a week.
Good times? Good times.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
I should see if we get this here.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Yeah...
no.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh
Shoot me in the head…wait, WAIT!!!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Look inside your soul LSB
I’ve been thinking to myself lately, how long would you have to be dating a girl in order for you to feel obligated if she went into a coma? You would have no way of knowing how long she would be in that coma, so it really would be a leap of faith on your part. Frankly, if I haven’t been dating that girl for at least six months, I’m probably gone.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
half the amount of time you dated.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Eh it's up in the new thread if anybody else wants to comment on it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Penis
SFW?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
no
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions





































