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OT Thread 1-10: Come on people, wake up already

1776

Thomas Paine's Common Sense, which greatly influenced the authors of the Declaration of Independence, was published.

1863

The first underground passenger railway, the Metropolitan, opened in London.

1920

The League of Nations came into existence.

1946

The first General Assembly of the United Nations convened in London.

1967

The first African-American senator elected by popular vote, Edward Brooke of Massachusetts, took his seat.

1984

The U.S. and the Vatican reestablished diplomatic relations after a 117-year break.

2003

North Korea announced that it was withdrawing from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.


Read more: This Day in History: January 10 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1j42kKupn



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I can almost never eat breakfast unless I've been up for a couple of hours already

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions  

i'm not much for breakfast either

just give me a cup of coffee and i’m good

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Same

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

high five

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Serious truth

Although, inevitably, by the time I get to work I’m starving.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I drink some water and it goes away.

Pretty hungry come lunch time though.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed...

Breakfast too early makes me sick to my stomach. Breakfast at noon is so choice.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Really?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't know they had them...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Noted.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Same.

I have no appetite when I first wake up.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

This.

After an hour or two I’m starving though.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I always have sausage muffins or breakfast burritos fixed.

Toss them in the microwave and you are good until lunch.

by casew on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Bowl of cereal

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I love cereal

I just never leave myself enough time to eat before I leave for work.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Good morning

We danced the whole night through, good morning, good morning, to yooooooooou.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

You and Schultzy?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yep

And now I am tired.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Happens

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

On my wall.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Awesome. One of my top 10 favorite movies ever.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Niiiiiice

I love the vintage movie posters.

I’ve got an old timey “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly” poster that is easily my favorite piece of home decor.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I need to frame it...

but I have an Italian For a Few Dollars more poster that I just love.


This one.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh man

That is quality. Love it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably gonna violate sizing here, but this is the one I have in the hallway

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I always violate sizing...

And by violate sizing I mean I got a huge dong.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

The only part that bugs me

is that it looks like Little Clint is standing on his own shoulder, offering himself advice.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

hola

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 8:18 AM CST reply actions  

How is it January 10th already?

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Jan 10, 2012 8:19 AM CST reply actions  

Break out your NYE gear soon.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

How many Morris siblings are there

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Aren't there 4?

3 that have posted here and one mystery brother?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

There are 4.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

The third posted a few random times here

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Mostly during

the drop-off debacle.

by ftwdrummer on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He's the youngest brother, right?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Half-brother, youngest by about 6 years, I think.

And, just for posterity’s sake, Ben’s side of the story (where bmuney first showed up) here.

by ftwdrummer on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

what's up

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:26 AM CST reply actions  

2 months exactly

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow

So when are IANF and RF throwing your bachelor party?

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

There better be a fanpost.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I want pictures and video

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Hanvover 3 ?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

hangover....good god i fail

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Yea, you'll need the evidence

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Just invite Max.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

You don't want to volunteer for this?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Not for the bachelor party, no.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll seriously do it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

who knows?

i literally couldnt work yesterday because i was drunk

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Did I see you the other day or not!?

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

what?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

In Uptown

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought you saw me :(

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

You asked if I went out on my date in Uptown

and I said yes then asked if I saw you

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

the fuck are you talking about?

where did you go?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Vickery Park after Hibiscus

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

no you didnt see me

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

DOUCHE!

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

that makes no sense

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

like, literally

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I really fucked that up...

Should say “Just because you are in Uptown doesn’t mean you have to be one…” but the moment has passed.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

why do you hate uptown?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

where you hang out?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Nowhere nowadays but when I was ballin'...

I could hang out anywhere. I could go to a NASCAR race and have fun as much as hanging in the Platinum Club at AAC. I could hang at Blackfinn as much as the Londoner as much as Cuba Libre. As long as I’m with good company I can make any place a good time. I was merely calling Benji a douche because it’s Benji, not because of the places he went out.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Possibly...

Douchebag is the most loosely defined tag you can put on a person.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

What made that douchey BT?!

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothin'...

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I HATE YOU

BUT I DONT

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

So I should say I was in Knox-Henderson not really Uptown McKinneyish

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah. different

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Dammit.

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Mike Olt will understand if you don't pick him.

I

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Matt Moore?

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably Bryce?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Kate Upton

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

is the draft order up?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So for those that don't usually care about wrestling, you might even enjoy this

The (re)debut of Brodus Clay. This is Snoop’s old bodyguard who was initially hyped up to be an unstoppable force who enjoyed beating the crap out of people.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 8:34 AM CST reply actions  

He seemed so nervous before his first dance.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

heh, can't blame him if he was

6-7, 375ish pounds and he’s been waiting for about 4-5 months to get back on WWE tv.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't he supposed to like a month and a half ago initially?

I can only imagine, right before he was to come through the curtain, Vince running up to him and telling him they’re sending him off to dance classes first.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

He was supposed to "debut" like 2+ months ago

Then they just ignored that for a few weeks before finally Laurinitis started making the random phone call to Brodus saying next week is the week.

Brodus probably got those dance lessons from Snoop right before he got busted.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

So how about that National Championship?

This place is abuzz.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 8:40 AM CST reply actions  

most boring game ever

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

But you got to witness one of the TOP DEFENSIVE PERFORMANCES EVARRRRR!

/musberger

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

It was certainly the worst attempt at running the option I've seen at the collegiate level

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah what the fuck was with that?

It was almost as if those two didn’t want the ball.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Plus he was slow and timid

LSU’s offense was the worst offense I have ever watched. Bama is good but not that good

by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

That interception… oh my god

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Terrible display of offense.

Not to take away from Alabama defense, but that offense was atrocious.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

they scored over 40 points against

oregon
west virginia
florida
auburn
arkansas

they were ranked #17 in the nation in average points a game. this was not a shitty offense alabama played last night.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Last night? They were awful.

Alabama had a lot to do with that, but LSU’s offense played like crap.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

oh i agree.

i think it was a perfect storm of alabama playing lights out, and LSU having a poor game plan/play calling.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

No adjustments

like, at all.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

It made me uncomfortable.

Literally, I felt terrible for any fan that sat there wondering what the fuck the coaching staff was doing.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

go listen to miles post game press conference

http://www.andthevalleyshook.com/

first guy to ask questions is a father of one of the players. its pretty awkward.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

indeed.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes it was.

Their game plan was an abortion

by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

that was just bad luck.

he thought the RB was wanting the pass, and the RB thought jefferson was gonna run.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

No, it was a stupid decision with a little bad luck

Even if the RB had been wanting the pass, he threw it right to the linebacker…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Who won?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Nobody.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

We ALL lost.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

Seriously though who won the game, don’t make me Google this guys. I don’t know that I care that much about who win.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

the elephants

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Although, someone probably enjoyed untying that gigantic Christmas bow.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

was the worst ever

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

1977 never looked so good.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions  

hahah

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

espn

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I turned the game on for like five minutes just to see the score

And I swear Brent Musberger (sp?) said “Honey Badger” no less than five times in that span. I found that annoying, shut it off and went to bed early.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Musberger was drunk

There is no doubt in my mind.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

2nd half, definitely

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

he openly bets on the games he calls.

no doubt in my mind he took LSU +2.5

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't watch much at all.

I’m glad I wasn’t subjected to this.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

LSU was hard to watch

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Best part of the game

was the LSB threads.

I think Jefferson skyrocketed up the LSB Dumbface Charts.

I also died laughing when Musberger said “…and the LSU D sniffs out Smelley.”

Gold.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I shut it down at 15-0. I don't believe LSU had moved the ball past the 50 at that point.

One of the worst offensive performances I’ve ever seen in a big game.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

it was a fucking joke

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, this is my issue.

That extra time to prepare really favored Saban and crew, but makes me question whether it’s fair or not. Kind of like how the baseball playoffs are different from the regular season, it just seems unfair to give Alabama 45 days to try again.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

also,

saban is something like 16-2 in revenge games.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Dang

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh.

His overall record is really good.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah,

im just saying, you give saban a month to prepare against a team he already played…its not gonna be pretty. with any team he is coaching

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

but that’s another reason I question whether the rematch is fair. I understand that it’s part of the deal, but Saban (and maybe Meyer) are such good planners that it seems unfair that Alabama got a second crack at LSU with that much time to prepare.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

i think that was on full display last night.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder how many great practices in a row

McCarron had to have before Saban felt ok throwing it that much on first down.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Grantland: What the hell?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice article

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh,

thought you’d like that.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

He is a gifted writer

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

very nice article

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

lol
It got so bad that when the Crimson Tide dumped the Gatorade on Alabama coach Nick Saban, I half expected the Gatorade to be tackled for a loss.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I liked this article other than that sentence.

I find myself saying it from time to time, but the phrase “half expected” makes no sense.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...ok.

:^)

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was funny

But I still don’t buy that Oklahoma State deserved to be there.

But that game was pretty brutal.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

SEC homer already

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Heh.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the point was that there were three or four teams that "deserved" to be there.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree.

I still think Alabama and LSU were the two best teams.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Just started watching The Big Bang Theory today and am now on the 7th episode.

I’m liking it so far.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 8:48 AM CST reply actions  

i love that show

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

too much sheldon

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

thats why its funny

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm starting to love Sheldon.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

one of the best characters on TV, imo

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Ron FUCKING Swanson.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I've still never seen an episode of Parks and Rec

Or 30 Rock, for that matter.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd say fix P&R first.

30 Rock’s a little more inconsistent, although I know there are those here that will fight me over that.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I think P&R is more inconsistent in the first couple of seasons

They were good to start out with, but their best is when Rob Lowe and Adam Scott came onto the show.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Its gotten progressively better.

Season one was up and down. Two was much better and just in the first three episodes of season three are two of the greatest episodes I’ve seen. (The Flu and the Twilight episode)

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I really loved a lot of S2 before Lowe and Scott.

I’ll admit that the show has to find it’s footing the first season but really does during “Rock Show”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

There's a lot of great stuff, but I really didn't like that original city planner

I feel like he brought the show down. He was never really funny or memorable, except for when they’re moving and he’s got a truck.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

can't argue there

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I have one rule, and one rule only..

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Tracy Jordan

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I just can't really do the laugh-track sitcom anymore

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

none of them have ever annoyed me and still don't

I enjoy both with and without. The laugh tracks don’t even register with me.

by matteo25 on Jan 10, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

It's just the whole canned delivery

Character A: Where were you last night?
Character B: In my room, studying.
Character A: Oh really? Is that why I saw you climbing up the fire escape at 2:00am?
Character B: Of course….you know how i like to study on the roof.
(pauses for audience)
Audience: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

A million times THIS

I’ve tried watching BBT before, and there might have been 3 times that I actually laughed in an episode with no redeeming qualities plot-wise.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

It's the pause that bothers me.

Well, that and the shows that go overboard with it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I also find this to be a problem for me.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

noooo

Actually the first season wasn’t bad

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

oh no don't tell philkid

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Love me some Thomas Paine

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 8:57 AM CST reply actions  

He da man.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Submitted without comment.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:00 AM CST reply actions  

There has to be an on going joke with meteorologists

to see who can get away with the largest snow phallus.

by BHill on Jan 10, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Who was it (st1ck?) who asked if Gina Carano was hot?

Because this is pretty nice. Video from her recent GQ photoshoot.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:12 AM CST reply actions  

i saw that

very nice

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

meh

She’s very hot, but that video sucked. Too damn artsy.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Well I would have just posted the photos

but it’s too early to have girls in bras on LSB.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

The hell you say.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I get a bunch of...

“HEY I’M WORKING HERE!” kind of responses even when I size properly and include a subject line.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

You can always post a link to the pic

Then those who want to look at it can, and those who want to keep their jobs can do so too.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

No need, I checked out the photos already lol

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Instead of the National Championship

I watched “The Way Back” with Collin Ferrell, Ed Norris, and some other dudes. It’s about them escaping from a WW2 Siberian prison camp and walking to India.

It’s over the top corny and downright unbelievable in some places, but I guess that’s the point. Not a bad flick for time passin’ and available now to stream on Netflix.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 9:12 AM CST reply actions  

I believe that's based a true story.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I believe it is too.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Kinda how I felt about The Eagle

Watched it yesterday before the game came on. Not bad. Decent (not great) acting. Interesting scenery. Interesting time period.

Solid C+/B-.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

That's the grade I would give it

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Although, I thought the Roman battle tactics/formations were interesting

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm sure there was a lot of dodgy history in there

but the “turtle” formation was definitely a real thing. And goddamn it, those Roman uniforms are badass. And I love their ranks. “Centurion, legate, etc” just sound fuckin’ rad.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Turtle is real

I thought that scene was really cool.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I saw it on HBO Sunday morning, better than I thought it would be

I didn’t really give it my full attention and I’ll probably watch it again from beginning to end sometime soon, some cool battle scenes.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

If you love battle scenes

Then it’s something you should watch,

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I enjoyed seeing a smaller scale movie about Rome

Even the really great stuff (Rome on HBO, Gladiator, Cleopatra, etc) is really epic in scope and depicts emperors and armies and Senate intrigue.

I enjoyed seeing a smaller story set in the heyday of the Empire.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

The Biritish tribes were... Interesting

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah I hopped on IMDB and Wikipedia after watching it

Supposedly the “seal people” were a real group.

I highly doubt they looked like Native Americans though.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure how we would know what they looked like

Doesn’t seem to be much info on them

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, that was what he (the director) said in interviews and such

Most of the tribes in 2nd century AD Britain weren’t building major cities or even using written script. No way to tell accurately what they were like, except by reading clearly biased Roman accounts/descriptions, which were usually “and this backwards barbarian tribe was conquered, moving on…”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I've watched that

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

the actors mostly

and I like survival stories

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

It was long and a bit slow in some parts, but not bad.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I watched Margin Call over the weekend.

fucking awesome movie.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 AM CST reply actions  

Gimme a TDT synopsis.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

big cast, solid acting, interesting subject matter

just a really good movie

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

...
Featuring an absurdly deep cast, the film follows an investment bank or hedge fund heavily exposed to CMOs during a 24-hour period right at the start of the U.S. housing market meltdown. It features no violence, no sex, no weapons drawn, no manufactured drama, and is entirely gripping from the moment a junior analyst (played by Zachary Quinto, whose production firm financed the film) discovers that his employer is, in effect, bankrupt.

I wanted to see it after this review.

link

by BHill on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

it is bad to the bone

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Same

It was great. You need to know a bit about the financial crisis and stuff like that to really follow it though

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

was his name-o

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Barkevious

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

We need a name for Chrom's dog subthread.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST reply actions  

Elvis

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Ian, Nelly also acceptable

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Josey Wales

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Schultzy

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

That'd work nicely if it's fixed

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously the name will either be Bud, Herb, or Dro

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ya'll listen to the ticket right now...

They’re discussing sweetjack.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 AM CST reply actions  

Nevermind.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

So Van Halen...

It’s just a gimmick at this point, right?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 AM CST reply actions  

I'm a big Van Halen guy

but for gawds sake, aging rock stars can border on pathetic.
I’m not hopeful.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Everyone has bills to pay

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

My cousin is pumped.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

x

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 AM CST reply actions  

FUCKING HOMER

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I was rooting for you boring game playing assholes too.

Worst game EVAR

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

bull fucking shit

that was worse than tebow playing qb

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Tebow playing QB was actually the most exciting game of the weekend, bro.

But it’s Tide’s alma mater winning the national championship. They could win that fucking thing 2-0 and he’d still be excited.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

maybe it was the most exciting game,

but he is the worst qb ever. fucking 10-21? what a joke.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

10-21?

Is that a career best?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

i loved the post game

“You are the most inaccurate passer of all-time”

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Who said that?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

jesus

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Tebow said that about himself?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

no, no, no

tebow is the anti-christ

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Love this kid.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

My answers

1. Jesse Owens
2. Long Division rules!
3. Bennie the Jet Rodriguez
4. 1842
5. If only I could lick the spots off a leopard.

by Apes and Androids on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 AM CST reply actions  

Please...

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

oh, and thank you Amazon for paying me $120 for my 3 year old iphone 3GS

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:42 AM CST reply actions  

16 gig?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

yep.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

They offered me $130 at Gamestop.

How does the Amazon deal work? Do they send you an envelope?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I bet they get em refurbed and sell them.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

They pay for shipping you provide packaging.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

the send you an email with a shipping label, you put your iphone in a box and send it out.

in a few days they get it, and then credit your amazon account. i bet that 130 at gamestop is only gamestop credit, right?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Judging by the 8 gig difference between credit and cash

The cash (for a 16gig) should be $110 or $115.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah thats pretty good if you need the cash.

im putting mine away for the ipad 3.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinking I'm getting the credit and selling my smaller PS3 so I can buy a 160 gig PS3.

all of that works out to nothing out of pocket.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait for the PS4

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I was unaware that was an option.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Backup your PS3 to an external hard drive (make sure it's FAT32).

Insert new hard drive into PS3. PS3 formats new drive. Restore data from external drive onto new PS3 hard drive.

Really easy.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MILHOUSE

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Everybody does.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I still think it's good.

Still makes me laugh.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

It's still funny.

Just not classically brilliant.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

It's just your week

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

120 was the most i could find anywhere.

getting an amazon giftcard is perfect. gonna stash that baby till the ipad 3 comes out.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

My Galaxy Nexus shows up today

Fuck the iphone

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Yuuuuuuup

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Join the club, broham.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

x

→iPad 3 arrives in the mail
→Apple announces iPad 4

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

That's the way it always works.

Deal with it.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I was getting my iphone 4s the other day and my girlfriend goes "Why don't you just wait for the iphone 5 to come out..."

This method of thinking pisses me off to no end. OF FUCKING COURSE FUTURE TECHNOLOGY IS ALWAYS GONNA BE BETTER. WHY DON’T I JUST FUCKING WAIT FOR TELEKINESIS TO COME OUT WHILE I’M AT IT.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

if you take care of your 4s, and keep the originally packaging...

you could easily get enough money from amazon (or ebay it or something) to pay for the 5.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Good to know, bro.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Pretty close

to reality (depending if you believe the rumors)

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

interesting.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

My morning

>Walk in with Whataburger breakfast
>fuck yea guy
>informed that 3 people are sick or not coming in
>I have to image all their machines, on top of what I’m doing
>okay.jpg

Guess I won’t be here much today.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 AM CST reply actions  

SayFuckIt.jpg

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

jiff

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Urgh...

You know you need a vacation when you start asking “is it Friday yet” on Tuesday.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 AM CST reply actions  

Is it Friday yet?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

so i watched this show called Intervention yesterday.

i think it’s a newer show. It is pretty good. also, i feel like i don’t know a damn thing about drugs. like, crystal meth and heroin. something about black tar and spoons and lighters. i feel like you have to be a damn scientist to do drugs.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 AM CST reply actions  

This is not correct
i feel like you have to be a damn scientist to do drugs

.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah

Look at Hamilton

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That show has been on for several years.

But it does make you realize that as bad as your life may seem it could be that.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

oh there ya go

i am not hip to the jive

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

one chick said it's like pouring warm honey all over your body

i hope that at one point in her life she has actually done that

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

They also sometimes do people

with gambling or OCD issues. Thats bad as well.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

they're not near as good

nor are the bulimia or anorexia ones. The alcoholics and drug addicts are the way to go.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

To get inside a terrorist group

That’s why Jack Bauer did it, anyway…

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

One of my faves

Human misery at its finest. It’s like to you get to go home with the people on COPS after they get out of jail.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

one chick said she was not an addict.

haha. addicts gonna addict

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

new in the Redbox today: Moneyball, RotPotApes

Really good one from last week is THE GUARD, Brendan Gleeson and Don Cheadle in dark crime comedy as “mismatched cops” in west Ireland. It’s Gleeson’s movie (you might remember him as Colin Farrell’s partner in In Bruges), but Cheadle’s fine as a straight man.

IMDB

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 10:15 AM CST reply actions  

Oooh, I added The Guard a couple of days ago

Been hearing good things.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh, good tip

If it’s about like In Bruges, I should be able to handle it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Coachella lineup. Discuss:

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:17 AM CST reply actions  

I'll start:

AT THE DRIVE IN AND REFUSED REUNION, FUCK YEAH.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

THIS.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

what?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Man, I'm fucking old.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol truth

I walked by two kids arguing about the correction pronunciation of “Bon Iver” the other day in Barnes & Noble, and all I could think about was “this must’ve been how my father felt all those years back in high school…”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

*correct

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL

My dad thought Led Zeppelin was a person.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

bon iver is music, yes?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

It took me a really long time to unscramble that in my brain

TDT has no avatar pic. Because he’s a hipster, he “eschews” it.

Which sounds like a sneeze.

I think.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

i also dont know how to post videos to facebook

how to take video with my phone (or if it will even do that)

never used a digital camera

i can’t figure out how to do the ‘z’ thing on my ipad (mostly i just use it for an alarm clock and the weather).

come at me, tech bros

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I love you, TDT

but wow…how did you ever figure out how to post here?

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Sheer luck apparently.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Jeff Dunham blows.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

It is my everlasting shame that my little sister enjoys and recommends his comedy.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

There's hope for her...

I like Rodney Carrington.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I actually do like Rodney Carrington

and, if Dunham happens to be on Comedy Central, I will watch and I will laugh. I will not, however, give him money to continue his craft.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw Rodney live last year.

I guess I just don’t get his humor. A lot of fart and shit jokes.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I will tell you this,

drinking while listening to him is the best way to do it.

Did a guy’s weekend a few years ago and we listened to that while sitting around a campfire, finishing off every bottle of liquor that we had. Haven’t laughed that hard in my entire life.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

i can't figure out how to redeem the money off of the itunes giftcard thing

i have two monitors at work, but god knows i don’t know how to get the right one to work

i couldnt post a picture here if my life depended on it

those navigation/gps things freak me the fuck out, and i still have a map in my car door

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Is Detox real?

It doesn’t seem like it will ever come out.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Eh, Dr. Dre is just alright to me.

So I couldn’t care less if he does release it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

It will most likely suck

I Need A Doctor doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Just put on the Chronic and enjoy the real classics.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

2001 has some classics, too

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I had Remy for the first time over Thanskgiving.

Meh…too sweet.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Pulp?

Did I miss something?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

No thanks.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh Meh Meh

Sure there are acts on each night I wouldn’t mind seeing on their own, but, overall, it just sounds turrible.

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by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh, I'm probably going to be in Europe when this goes on anyway

but ATDI and Refused almost make the trip worth it alone.

ATDI and Refused shaped so much of what I listen to. I’d like to be able to see them live. Hopefully they’ll do tours.

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by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I was never really a fan of either.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I could see you not liking either, since you said you don't like screaming.

But New Noise (Refused) and Invalid Litter Dept. (ATDI) are two of the greatest songs ever written.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

the whole thing is poorly laid out.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Unless that poster was painted on the side of a three story building

I’d be pretty pissed if I was one of those lesser known bands.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

awesome.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Saturday is pretty sick.

I get to see Beats Antique at Waka… pumped about that. Amon Tobin would be awesome.

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by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

what is this?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

A place people go to no shower.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

not*

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

sounds like a motel

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Completely overcommercialized "indie" music festival.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

oh, you

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Not true, hipster.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey, more power to them.

They managed to bilk fools into paying hundreds of dollars to go into the middle of the desert for three days.

Then, I kind of hate music festivals in general.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Also true.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I despise most hipster things.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

There's nothing more pathetic

than an aging hipster.

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by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess I like plaid shirts and independent music

but the hipster persona, by and large, makes me rage hard.

Say Anything’s Admit addresses it better than I ever could.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Admit It*

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh...

Thats a line from Austin Powers

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by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Dr. Evil seems to think so.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

loljericho

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a man crush on him.

He almost makes me miss watching wrestling.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of last night

So..their inducting the 4 horsemen…Bets if Flair shows up or not?

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by LSU Ranger on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Depends on if he's still under contract with TNA or not.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Currently he still is

But I think he may be pay per appearance. Not sure about TNA’s clause. I mean if all he does is go to the ceremony, do a speech and maybe show up and get cheered on RAW as a group I’d say let him.

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by LSU Ranger on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

He's got a clause in there that lets him do non-TNA appearances

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Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

He was there at the Michaels induction, though I don't think they showed him on camera

I think he’ll have to show up to the ceremony. The WWE doesn’t see TNA as a threat at all and Ric Flair is such a huge part of wrestling history, that its impossible to just ignore him like they would with someone like Benoit.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe not ever,

but yeah, it has the requisite amount of pretentiousness.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Odd.

I think these festivals are largely in decline, or maybe I’m just too old for this shit anymore.

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by JDT217 on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

The last festival I went to was Bonnaroo '06, and I realized then that the only way I could ever go back was to pay lots of money for the VIP package

And it just wasn’t worth it. I just hate the crowd and the smell and the self-righteousness.

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by JDT217 on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm so mad

because I can’t go see Arctic Monkeys + Black Keys this spring. >=|

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I really don't get the going after Les for not playing Lee

If you put Lee in, you lose the option/QB run plays, even though those plays did nothing with Jefferson it still kept Bama from all out blitzing. My bigger issue with the game is LSU played the most conservative game ever. And the joke was when they threw down field 10-15 yards it was either caught or close to caught by an LSU receiver. And then we go back to FB draws and screens and horrible option plays. Whoever was calling the offensive plays deserves the criticism, if it was Miles then yea blame him but switching out Jefferson for Lee would only help if the playcalling changed.

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by LSU Ranger on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM CST reply actions  

i was astonished at how bad the play calling was.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you heard anything about Mosley's injury?

That was nasty.

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by bioaggie on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

not yet.

it looked like his hip popped out of place. he wasnt in a lot of pain going into the locker room, so id expect him to be fine. but i havent heard anything official.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

They HAD to find someway to get the ball downfield.

It looked like Jefferson had never seen much less executed the option before.

I think Lee could’ve helped stretch the defense a little more than JJ.

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by bioaggie on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

He missed Beckham once and he hit Beckham with a wide open pass

I think Boone was open twice and Jefferson got happy feet once and was just a little late with the other.

That’s about the only times I remember him throwing for farther than 10 yards

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by LSU Ranger on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

The one place LSU was clear better than Bama was WRs

And they did nothing. And what did McCarron give to the devil to gain that accuracy of last night?

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by LSU Ranger on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

hes always had that accuracy. hes been a pretty effecient passer.

but norwood really stepped up last night. we were seeing catches our WRs not named julio jones havent made since 2005.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Russell Shepard tweet

“OMG I played 3 plays….”

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by bioaggie on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Yea...

LSU needs to either hire an offensive coordinator or cure Parkinson’s.

Whichever is easier.

Unless Kragthorpe was calling those plays

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by LSU Ranger on Jan 10, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

That was hard to watch

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm glad it happened.

I hope the ratings were terrible. Have we seen any of those numbers?

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by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Easy there, killer.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The biggest thing that sucks about Alabama winning

is it will allow people to ignore how shitty the BCS format is and how a +1 is at least necessary.

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by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

All about cash...

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh hey there dead horse...

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

i disagree.

everyone this year has been saying that the BCS is fucked and something needs to be done.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

The SEC commish WANTS a plus one

It’s the others that never do. I really hope this forces it to happen after next year(maybe 2014 when BCS can get redone).

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by LSU Ranger on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

This is true.

Big12 sounds like it may be on board now. B1G is still staunchly against, I think.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

We hate progress

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

...
MicheleSteele Michele Steele
RT @richsandomir: Overnight rating for Alabama’s trampling of LSU in BCS title game a 13.8, down 14 percent from last year.

by BHill on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

also

the lowest in the 14-year history of the BCS title game.

by hpallotta on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

This statement

reeks of bias

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

How so?

Two teams from the same conference play each other. So, I figure other fans not of the SEC didn’t care to watch.

If they didn’t watch because it was a rematch then I guess they won’t watch GB/NYG or NYE/DEN or a few Super Bowls or parts of the NCAA tourney.

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by LSU Ranger on Jan 10, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

i want to know 2 things.

how it compared to the rest of tv that night, and how much it being on cable for the first time hurt (outside of all the rest of the butthurt of people not wanting to watch).

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

this touches a little on the cable thing

Alabama-LSU capped a disappointing ratings year for the BCS on ESPN. Even before Monday night, the BCS’ 7.3 average rating was down 10 percent from the 2010 season and 21 percent from 2009, when the games aired on Fox.

by hpallotta on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

add to that the lower attendance figures and i think its pretty obvious

that CFB fans are getting really tired of the BCS and even the bowl system in general.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd like to see the overall bowl numbers' trends.

I honestly watched between 15 and 30 minutes of bowl games this year total.

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by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

i know more people wouldve watched if it wasnt LSU-BAMA

but id be willing to bet a large sum of money that it would still have been a big decrease in average viewership from last year. id think it wouldve fallen around 7-10%.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

No, that would be too entertaining, and not enough SEC

/BCS pundits

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Not enough FGs

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

x

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Nay...

The World

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

one posession that really summed up their game plan for the whole night was when they

went up the middle for 2 yards on first down….tried to set up a bubble screen on the strong side on second down for a negative play….tried to hit a RB on the flat in the weak side that went incomplete. they tried to stretch out one of the most athletic defenses in the country, and it failed miserably.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Yea, it was bad

Receivers were open though but Jefferson sucks… as does Lee.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, Taiwanese news...

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by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

heh

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

obligatory black

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Ahahaha

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

God no!!

How long until Sweet Jack goes away?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 AM CST reply actions  

Fuck that.

I’m about to quit listening to the radio.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

It's replaced the Reid's Cleaners commercial as the most murder-inducing jingle of all time.

Reids Cleaners Spot.

And for the record, I would…a lot…angrily.

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by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that's pretty bad...

And yeah, that chick is hot.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Dave Campo is gone eh?

It might also help to get some players.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

canada

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought this was neat

Apple vs Apple

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:49 AM CST reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Aqua

What’s the deal with Bo Wallace? No UT, No Baylor…I heard MSU, but that seems like a weird fit, no?

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by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 10:51 AM CST reply actions  

He is a Mississippi CC dude, so maybe wants to stay home?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

He is a Mississippi CC dude, so maybe wants to stay home?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

HeisaMississippiCCdudesomaybewantstostayhome?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

this subthread is how tebow plays qb

retard

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

but it just keeps winning

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

o rly?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

How else do you think they beat the Steelers?

All Tebow, baby.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahah

10-21, bro

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

BUT HE THREW FOR JOHN 3:16 YARDS MAN

#FAITH

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by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

TagDontTweet 3:16 says Tebow's a reh tard

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

that's a fucking joke

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Did he say what he was doing for sure?

Thought he was waiting until after RGIII decision?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He eliminated Baylor yesterday, supposedly.

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by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

MSU has been the favorite for a while now.

Some of the MSU boards are speculating that his coach is steering him that way to try to get a job under Mullen.

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by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Is he mobile enough to run that offense?

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by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

He's not a lead foot, but he's not what I would call a "dual-threat," either.

I think that might have been one of the problems with our own offense, actually.

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by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Was listening to music yesterday with the wifey

and she pointed out to me that the rhythm of the verses to Tool’s “Lateralus” are in the order of the Fibonacci sequence.

My mind was blown.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST reply actions  

Per Wikipedia:
The title track, “Lateralus”, incorporates the Fibonacci sequence.32 The theme of the song describes the desire of humans to explore and to expand for more knowledge and a deeper understanding of everything. The lyrics “spiral out”, refers to this desire and also to the Fibonacci spiral, which is formed by creating and arranging squares for each number in the sequence’s 1,1,2,3,5,8,… pattern, and drawing a curve that connects to two corners of each square. This would, allowed to continue onwards, theoretically create a never-ending and infinitely-expanding spiral. Related to this, the song’s main theme features successive time signatures 9/8, 8/8, and 7/8.33 The number 987 is the sixteenth integer of the Fibonacci sequence

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

You hear that Wildcat

He’s calling bull shit on your wife!

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

She probably just read it on a forum somewhere, comrades

It’s not like she said “Ahh yes, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8. With a 9/8, 8/8, 7/8 time signature. That’s the Fibonacci sequence.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe my wife just reads Wikipedia?

Ehhh?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Hah! Wikipedia is fun
The track “Mantra” is the slowed-down sound of Maynard James Keenan gently squeezing one of his cats

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

she is will hunting

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

how do you like them apples?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

She really really hates that movie

It’s a frequent point of contention.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Wut.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I know

Believe me, I know.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Applesauce, bitch!

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 10, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7CZIJVxFY

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

math

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

If there was a band that would do something like that

That band would be Tool.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I like Tool on the whole...

But seriously, shorten that shut up, you guys.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

shorten your BTO up

Tool can do no wrong. A Perfect Circle on the other hand…

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Grrrrgh

Still pissed those fuckers played half the fucking eMotive album when I saw ‘em in Grand Prairie, and didn’t play “Judith.”

Maynard gonna Maynard, I guess.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Tool and APC can both do no right

come at me, bros

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

kreashawn is an ugly ho

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Why do you still think I'm attracted to her?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

w

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

WTF is on her face?

And why does she have a vampire fang?

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

nose piercing popular in India

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't make em right...

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

If it ain't white, it ain't right

Is that what you’re trying to say, FuhrerTil1945?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Nein

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

She looks like Amy Winehouse

just more fucked up

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

>implying one can be more fucked up than AW

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll give her this much

Amy Winehouse from like 4 years ago, not Amy Winehouse from like… (trying to think of a time period where I don’t get a 1 way ticket to hell)

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

6 feet under

We were all thinking it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

she looks like an emo 15 year old boy

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

shit*

I officially give up today.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

You just gotta hope people ignored it/didn't see it

And move on

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Math rock, brah

And yeah, sounds exactly like something Tool would do.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate the DMV so, so much.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Haha

Yep

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You can tell that everyone there absolutely hates their job

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The post office isn't that bad

As far as government buildings go, anyway

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Who does not hate the DMV so so much?

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.

by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Good question

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Max loves it, ironically.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I can just see the DMV being what you point at when you say

“OH MAN, THE STATE SHOULD HAVE MORE POWERS! IMAGINE IF EVERYTHING DONE BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WAS DONE WITH THE EASE AND APPROACHABILITY OF THE DMV!”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

what happened? ive never had a just TERRIBLE exprience.

just dont go during peak hours.. know they only take cash or checks.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Nothing happened

I just hate being there. Especially when theres nor reason for me to be there.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Life is way funnier when you read everything in Tracy Jordan's voice.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST reply actions  

I CABT BELIEVE IT

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THIS

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

YOU'RE HILARIOUS, GAY FOR FELIZ!

HILARIOUS!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I CAN'T FIND MY MOOD RING

I’m not sure how I feel about this

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

THAT GOAT GOT DEVILS EYES

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Because Tracy Morgan is HI-LARIOUS

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

THAT BIRDS BEEN BUYIN THINGS WITH MY CREDIT CARD

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

THE RAIN FORREST? THAT SOUNDS WET!

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

WHERE ARE THOSE SNAKES' ARMS?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan.

I’m black NBC. Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet?

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.

by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

god dammit bank of america.. im trying to pay you!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST reply actions  

Proposition for you guys

(hope that’s not taken the wrong way in the ever-shady OT thread).
I’m looking for talented sports writers who want an avenue to share their opinions and analysis on WFAA.com. No, I can’t pay. But if you’re good, we will promote the hell out of your work. If you’re intrigued, or just want to talk to me about what working with Dale Hansen is really like, shoot me an email.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.

by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 AM CST reply actions  

Seriously

and the follow-up from two days ago, where he said two of his past classmates recently told him he wasn’t the only one.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.

by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Haven't seen that one yet.

I’ll check it out.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Here you go

closed the show with it. Sales made an exception and let us go two minutes over our normally allotted time.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.

by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Good stuff, thanks!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck i'll fucking do it

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Now we'll go to TagDon'tTweet for the NFL report

“Fucking Tebow is a fucking awful quarterback”

Thanks TDT

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

haha.

get tebow’s dick out of your mouth

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

listen, bob,

i’m coming at you, bro

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

you fucking get it

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh I never said I would not read it

That would be awesome

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

did you guys hear the ticket talking about someone else

killing 5 hookers at SMU this morning??

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Mark Followill

Voice of the Mavericks and former member of The Little Ticket…funny stuff.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you in need of a "sports humorist?"

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha

we’ll see. Send me a sample; i’ll talk to our supreme web czar.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.

by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure you qualify on either count.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

is the audience smarter than LoneStarBall?

(tired of dumbing down my material . . . JERK STORE!!!)

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

how do i email you?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

hit 'compose' or 'new'

Write something, and send it to orthegm@gmail.com.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.

by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Normally, I'd ask for you to send it to my work email

omoyal@wfaa.com.
But I much prefer Gmail to Outlook.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.

by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Or just tell me what you're about

see if what you want to do matches up with what we’re looking for.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.

by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed it

what’s the dog subthread?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah ha

Talking about depressing few commercials depress me quicker than the SPCA commercial with Sarah McLachlin.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I have to change the channel.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

They're awful commercials.

Someone needs to put a stop to that shit. Maybe if they weren’t 4 minutes long or somehitng….

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

INORITE!?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Donate some money bro...

The plight of abandoned and abused animals overwhelmingly depressing. Help the cause.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

It's the charity I donate my jury duty money to.

I get selected for jury duty way more than any one individual ever should.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Those commericails don't make me want to donate...

they make me change the channel.

Charity doesn’t need to be shoved in my face, if I want to do something I’ll do it.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

If you give them more money, they can afford to buy more commercial time.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Majority of my donations

go to St. Jude, most of the rest go to SPCA/animal shelter equivalent.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Ditto

Leave me alone, Sarah McLachlan! I already adopted a dog. He’s lived the great life for 7 freakin’ years!!!

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

No shit

I went to see you play at Caravan of Dreams like, 15 years ago. Doesn’t that absolve me from seeing those commercials?

Plus I already have a cat, and he’s jealous of, and aggressive towards, other animals. I’m doing other animals a favor by NOT adopting them.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 10, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Gah

Fuck that shit.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm reccing this for the pic speaking the truf

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, definitely dodged that bullet with the ex.

He sent me a message on facebook basically saying he doesn’t want to be friends.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 AM CST reply actions  

No way to be friends with an ex.

Impossible.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Not impossible all the time

but 95% of them, yeah.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought it would actually be possible with him, but then he started getting a little too...not clingy...

but wanting to spend a lot of time with me and planning his day around me. Ok I guess clingy.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

He broke up with me.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Not impossible, but very very difficult/rare

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Friends? Absolutely not.

Acquaintences? Maybe, but you quickly find that it’s pointless.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I am very good friends with a few of my exes.

All the non crazy ones that just ended for whatever amicable reason are still on the friends list.

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by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

No, we'd actually have been hanging out the past few months but it seems like he was taking it further than I wanted to.

Yesterday I just wasn’t in the mood to hang with him outside of dinner but he kind of hung around making things awkward.

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by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you make this clear to him at the time?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

x
When I flat out tell you that after dinner I’m going to go home to clean, I won’t exactly be hospitable so why hang around?
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by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 AM CST reply actions

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I've known a couple of guys that do this same thing

At least he was an ex and not just a random friend.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm, ok.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

You just made like Neo

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

For some reason I don't get this reference.

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by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Woah.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok I know who Neo is, but I don't get it within bob's context.

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by drummermoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

C'mon, Moe

Pretty famous scene

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

x
Yep, definitely dodged that bullet with the ex.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Exes suck

most of the time, you’ve got to cut the cord. Or it gets really weird.

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by Conjunction on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like I called this entirely two months ago.

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by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Henry Rollins to speak at UNT

(not that I’d pay $20 to hear Hank Rollins speak)

http://www.theaterjones.com/stagewhispers/20120110093537/2012-01-10/Henry-Rollins-to-Speak-at-UNT

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by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 AM CST reply actions  

So

“What was it like to get shot in the face on Sons of Anarchy?”

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 10, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I would sure as shit pay $20 to hear him speak

He’s got a lot of really amazing stories.

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by vfn on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

He's surprisingly funny, too

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by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mind hearing him tell stories and talk about his past

but when he gets a boost up to his high horse, I lose interest quickly.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Haven't seen it in a while

but I’m not certain if it’s still being shown or not.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh

That is absolutely horrifying.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Wut.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Not usually?

I guess if no foul play is suspected they wouldn’t put a rush on it, but…

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I asked this weekend, about mountain bikes...

but is there anyone that has info they can share? I want to get one this week and don’t know if I should pay $100 or $1000. They seem to range quite a bit.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

I own a Specialized

that when I bought it was around $350. If you buy it from Bicycles Plus you’ll get lifetime free maintenance. Only mods I’ve made was change the brakes to Shimano vs what was on the bike at the time. It currently does need new gear shifters though, I’ve had some dirt/sand get in them and wear them out so shifting gears is a little difficult at the moment.

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by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, you often get what you pay for

but you can get a good entry bike for $300 – $500… anything below that either needs to be a good used one in good shape or it’ll likely be a piece

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by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't have a lot of experience with Mtn bikes.

but as long as you go with one of the big brands you should be fine. Specialized or Giant are both solid options. I’d guess you’re looking in the 3-500 range for a decent bike. I’d look at some at a bike shop, and see what size I need and then check craigslist.

by BHill on Jan 10, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

The only thing to look out for

is once you get in the $500 range, you start to get into disc brakes.

Don’t go with mechanical disc brakes. Either stay with regular brakes or jump to hydraulic disc brakes.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

work is going to get lunch today for all of us. anything off the jasons deli menu that is awesome?

i can get anything i want

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST reply actions  

tomato basil soup

and half a mufffaletta

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by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Love their muffalettas.

Not something to get if you don’t like olives though.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Winner

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I like the Club Royale.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't they have some kind of New York Yankee sammich

with corn beef hash and rye and shit?

You should get that, just so you can piss on it.

notreally.jpg

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

i went california club with a cup of soup de joir because you assholes are to slow to respond

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

What's the soup de joir?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

It's the soup of the day

/Flo

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

CC is good

it’s no muffaletta though

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by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Rueben

Turkey Rueben if trying to be healthy.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

So....Monday through Friday...

I have a class that starts at 8am.

Hell yeah, bitches.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Heh. That's how I got a D in Calculus I.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Let's be honest

That’s one of several reasons you got a D in Calculus I.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, it didn't help that the teacher was Polish and had a terrible accent.

And the TA was Chinese and was basically unintelligible.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it wrong of me that I picked classes

With American born professors? I made some decisions based on that.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not at all

Its insane how a university can hire someone to teach a class when they are unable to actually speak the language they need to teach in. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with paying hundreds/thousands of dollars for a class and expecting to understand the teacher.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That was always the worst.

I had two professors that I just could not understand .One in the class I mentioned before that I never went to largely due to my inability to understand him and the other was a physics course.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I have an International Business degree

English wasn’t necessary to teach most of my classes

by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Your classes would cost a lot more

if your university tried to hire all American-born profs.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You know, I'd skimmed past the American-born part.

Your pointing that out makes me want to walk my comment back a bit since there are plenty of non-U.S.-born profs who are native English speakers and a good number of non-native speakers with a high degree of fluency.

There is nothing wrong with a student being strategic about what will work for her or his learning style and needs. However, such a student needs to recognize that skipping all non-U.S.-born profs is likely going to mean that you miss out on some of the value your college has to offer.

by other_shoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’m just pointing out that complaining about the cost of education while complaining about a school not having the best teachers/lecturers is a bit disingenuous.

It’s like my pet peeve where people complain about the cost of drugs and the lack of new drugs or how long it takes for new drugs to show up and then slam drug companies for unforseen side effects.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I got into a big debate with a former boss about this.

I said that professors should be hired/kept at least in part because of their ability to actually teach and he said that it just doesn’t matter. He was a post doc who went to fantastic schools [Berkeley, then Stanford for graduate school in physical chemistry] and his contention was that college is where you learn to teach yourself until you get to the level where you are in a mentor-trainee personal relationship with a professor.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I see it more now,

but I think it’s heavily dependent on field.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd say field and abilities of the incomming student population.

But overall, I think even small differences in the quality of instruction can add up to a fairly significant difference in one’s overall education.

by other_shoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I certainly would never complain about the cost of my undergraduate education.

I only paid about $100 per semester hour, not including my scholarships.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

You are paying good money to learn. It much easier to learn when the professor speaks your native language.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

The discussion sections were terrible.

We would ask the TA a question, but he would misunderstand the question and start answering something else. We would stop him and try to get him to understand the question, but he just would not get it. Awkwardness ensued. I stopped going to the discussion sections because they were pointless.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

That happens with English speaking teachers/TAs too

I hate when it happens and I usually try to just clarify my question until it gets answered, but I usually just give up after 3 or 4 “clarifications”

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

I had a history professor my junior year who was from Hungary, and was older than dirt, so he was always forgetting what he had covered in the previous class, and kept calling me the wrong name. His first name was Bede, and he was a former monk, so several of us took to calling him “the venerable Bede.”

I’m still not sure he got my name right the entire semester, but I did pull a B in the class.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

So the start time of the class, the professor and the TA were all at fault for YOU getting a D in the class?

Anyone/anything else besides yourself you would like to blame?

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by bioaggie on Jan 10, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh snap...

Shit just got real.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

You can always work your ass off in a class to figure out what's going on

but its like winning a baseball/basketball/football/whatever game when the umpires/refs are screwing you the entire game. It would be much better if you didn’t have to play against the other team and the refs

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

This isn't untrue,

but let’s remember that most classes are graded on a bell curve.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Most of mine were not actually...

I’m having a difficult time thinking of one that was graded on a bell curve.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting.

Most of my biology classes were, most of my biochemistry classes had extra credit you could get.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, ok, then.

I still don’t think there are as many classes with horrid, non-english speaking professors who give D’s to 30% of the class as there are students who complain about them.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

That's my point

Although, apparently there was a prof at Berkeley [who discovered a organic synthesis reaction that I needed to use] who my boss later told me got out of his teaching obligations by giving out 1 A, 2 B’s, 3 C’s and failing the rest…repeatedly.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Well considering how much money those kids were paying...

I’m a little surprised he made it out completely unscathed.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I only had one.

It was a physics class where everyone was getting 40s and 50s on the tests, so the curve was a necessity.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I had a couple of classes like that.

Multiple choice tests where there were 5 options and then 5 combinations of options. Just evil.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

The first professor I worked for as a grader gave tests that yielded scores like that.

With the first test, he hadn’t told me that he planned on curving them so I was scared he was going to be mad at me because they were so low.

by other_shoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

In my last physics class

I’m pretty sure there was about 60-70% of the class that was failing or just passing with a 70ish grade, but the professors basically decided that the tests were perfect or some such so no curves. I think it should be pretty much mandatory for a test to have a curve, assuming there were no perfect scores. It just seems silly to me to assume that the test is somehow flawless.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't say most for me

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

hah.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm gonna go ahead and state that you're going about bragging the completely wrong way.

You’re supposed to brag about things people would be jealous of.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I had one MWF 8 AM class my freshmen year

I have yet to take another 8 AM class. Chemistry was not a class I could afford to skip 2-3 times a week.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I've had a 7:30 both MWF and T/Thu (thankfully different semesters)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope not.

The fact that I’m almost 30 and live off campus, I’m hoping I’m good enough to make them all

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah,

you’re already used to working a grownups schedule, so that should help.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm hoping my miltary background

where I had to be at work at 6am for 6 years straight….helps me out.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You would think that would help, but it won't

Because chances are, the class you’re going to is one where attendance isn’t mandatory and you’re going to end up convincing yourself that its okay to miss just this one day. Then it snowballs from there as you start enjoying sleeping past 7 AM

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I had one 8 am class.

No attendance, no random quizzes. I think I went to that class 4 times that semester. First two days and then the test days.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

From what I'm told

Most classes at UH have attendance grades and then only two other grades for the class.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 12:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Never had an 8:00am class in college

Not once.

Shit, I was doing well to drag my ass up there at 9:30 on Tuesday-Thursdays.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

8am are the worst.

9ams aren’t too bad.

It’s amazing how much difference one hour makes.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

7:30

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds miserable.

Especially now that I commute to campus.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

So THAT's what they call this?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF?

That sounds terrible. Who would want to do that?

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

MWF is English Comp II

Tuesday and Thursday is Algebra I.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Good luck!

It’s not too bad. I have a 2am-7am lab starting in March.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

pwned

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome. Took a few watches to catch all the faces.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

dislocated hip

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I was hoping someone would of caught Maze crying on the sideline

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by LSU Ranger on Jan 10, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

So today's the anniversery of "the Catch"

and what’s especially annoying (other than the fact that the Cowboys would’ve won if Drew Pearson somehow breaks the last tackle) is that people refuse to show Alvin Harper’s catch against the 49ers 10 years later that was probably just as important for the 90s Cowboys as Clark’s was for the 80s 49ers

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by MayurP on Jan 10, 2012 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

Most overrated catch ever.

Holy shit a white guy can jump over a phone book! GREATEST PLAY EVER!

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

If only Drew Pearson had been Tony Hill on that last drive

Cowboys would have scored and we wouldn’t have suffered 30 fucking years of seeing The Catch highlights.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

If only Jerry Jones weren't the GM of this team...

I wouldn’t have to constantly relive the glory years of when this team was feared and respected, not embarrassing and clowned upon.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you mocking one of the most traumatic sports moments

of my delicate adolescence?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of class, time to head to my first one of the day

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

So... for any of you older people

Kristy McNichol is apparently a lesbian.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Dude you're not not racist cause The Wire's in your Netflix queue

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

Whew!

Thanks, I was worried.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Hue?

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he colored?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I fear the Japanese hornet

http://kottke.org/12/01/30-giant-hornets-vs-a-whole-honey-bee-hive

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

Love the Japanese Honey Bee's defense against these things

The “BOOM, ROASTED” defense.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Some pretty sweet camera work.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Rightfully so.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Japanese hornets

I first heard about them on 1000 Ways to Die. So who would win in a fight between one of those and (Brent Musberger voice)…the honey badger?

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 10, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Kickass. New Lego sets with a LoTR theme coming this summer.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

tl;dr & tl;dw

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

almost finished reading Dance of the Dragons

very solid….makes up for the sub par 4th book

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, Feast for Crows is pretty weak

I haven’t heard much positive about Dance with Dragons either though. You say it’s solid?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

yea i'm enjoying it

Feast was weak because I didn’t give 2 shits about most of the characters in it. Dance has the characters I’m invested in back. Lot of criticism for some is that nothing happens in it…..but I thought a hell of a lot of shit happened soo far and I’m 700 pages in.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah AFFC suffered from a severe lack of Tyrion

and too much Ironborn junk with the Greyjoys (although Aaron Damphair is a kickass character).

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Dance you got tons of Tyrion, Jon, Daenerys, some Jaime, some Cersei

the Jon storyline is the absolute best

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Daenerys needs to hurry up and get to Westeros

I’m usually a huge fan of slow-developing plot points, but all the heel-dragging out there in the desert is putting me to sleep.

I wanna see some dragons torch some fuckin’ Lannister ass already.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

don't look for it to happen soon

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't mind the Greyjoy bits. I hated all the Brienne.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

i was the opposite

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

"I'm looking for a maid of three and ten with fair hair..."

Ugh.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

like that was ever going to work

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

/walks in and ruins everyone's day

Sources: Bug Selig to be offered an extension

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

I thought A. Bartlett Giamatti did.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

You would be correct according to wikipedia

And now that I think about it, Landis did as well if I’m remembering correctly.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Spring Training

Hotel – Booked.
Flight – Booked.
Game tickets – Still needed.

So excited.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

so jelly

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Ditto.

Staying in Scottsdale?

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm staying in PHX

And flying on a buddy pass courtesy of a friend who works at an airline. It’ll be good times.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Def jelly.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Went for the first time last year.

Coming from someone who doesn’t get to go to many live mlb games it was almost too much to handle. I wish I could have spent more than a few days there. The players walking around the back fields without barriers between them and the fans always made me feel like I was somewhere I wasn’t supposed to be. I don’t know how I would handle all the people gawking at me like they do.

If (when) I do it again I would like to stay a couple weeks and spend more time at the minors fields. I stopped by those fields occasionally, saw TheLegend take some soft toss, Profar hanging out in a dugout by himself, etc. Just never felt like I had enough time to do everything I wanted.

by AjaxJones on Jan 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

The "Roll Tide" commercial is terrible

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

These are some

pretty cool photos

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

F0r some reason I watched ESPN this morning

and saw analysts saying Clemson and Texas were top 5 teams next year.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

That seems slightly high for Clemson and way too high for Texas.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

LSU, USC, Oregon, Texas, Clemson

The other one had LSU, USC, Oregon, OU, CLemson

No way Clemson or Texas should be that high.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I read a very early 2012 projection that was much more reasonable.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/16810445/my-wayearly-top-25-lsu-starts-on-top-rejuvenated-usc-at-no-2

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Oregon is at USC next season.

That is going to be an INSANE atmosphere. Stanford-USC was perhaps the best atmosphere I’ve experienced at a USC home game, despite the loss.
Can’t wait.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

and Oregon

is going to be weaker without James in the backfield. Not sure they can pull it out next year.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Shocking that ESPN would do that.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh good grief.

Give me a fucking break.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds reasonable enough to me.

Most top 5 teams ended the previous year unranked right?

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The stupidity of it is mind boggling.

I’m not sure they deserve to be a Top 25 team. They aren’t losing much talent to the NFL…but they didn’t have much to lose.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

So not sure if there is a "travel" thread open

But I need some thoughts/suggestions on vacation with the wife. Planning our 5 year anniv and wanting to do either Maui or Kauai. Anyone have any recomendations as to one or the other? Any good places to stay? Dinning? Anything would be awesome.

On Maui, anyone heard of the Royal Lahaina Resort??

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM CST reply actions  

Maui is gorgeous.

Kauai is also beautiful, but is also very quiet.

You can’t go wrong with either one.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

This is probably bad form

but I’m gonna latch on to this thread and ask a similar themed question:

Anybody been to Norway? Frau Wildcat wants to go visit two of the stave churches while we’re on our honeymoon, and we get pretty close to them when we pull into port at Flam. However, I have no idea how exactly to get from Flam to these two churches.

Is it easy to rent a cab/bus? Or even hire a private car? I don’t think there’s a train station near these churches…they’re pretty much out in the countryside.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Flam is delicious.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Flan?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You caught me!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Kauai was fantastic

Just went there in Sept/Oct. If you are a fan of the laid back vacation, Kauai is the place. Tons of stuff to do on the island (with some great beaches) while still being a place that you can just kick back at the resort.

FYI: I have only been to Oahu and Kauai so Maui may be similar. Oahu was waaaaay too touristy.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Low balling?

Absolutely! I loved that place and would go back in a heartbeat, but that doesn’t mean it’s not RIDICULOUSLY expensive. You can drop $5K on that trip without realizing it, depending upon how long you are looking to stay.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably 6 days.

Assumed $2000 was a good starting point but have friends that work for hotels that can get me in for $59 a night.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh wow, yeah, that helps.

We actually got our flights covered through our air miles so it wasn’t as bad for us. Plus, we got a great deal on a 2 bedroom condo (shared with another couple). Our trip could’ve been a LOT more expensive without those deals. We still spent over $4K in the 7 days we were there, but that included a lot of activities (tubing, chartered vessel, helicopter flight around the island). If you can steer clear of the crazy expenses like those extra activities, you can save a ton of $$$.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

My roommate just got a call from Google and what they offered him for his internship

$6,700 a month for 3 months. $3,500 for relocation purposes (from LA to San Francisco). And he basically can go to a ton of free shit throughout his time with them.

Yeah…

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

I guess $6,700 a month is a lot living in San Francisco?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

That's almost three times what I make

Even in California, that’s a pretty nice salary.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget it's

San Fran. doing a quick cost of living comparison between that and what it would likely be in Dallas would cut that amount in half.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm guessing you're not a developer.

How many years of experience do you have in IT?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

God dammit I've done it again.

This is twice that I’ve thought Wildcat Phoenix is WhipSmart.

Fuck.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

NOT IT

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Not it.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

NOT IT

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope, not IT

nor am I it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure it is.

You could easily live off that no matter where you live though.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

thats an insane amount of money per month for a 3 month intern.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that was what got me the most.

The guy is getting paid as an intern way more than I do as a salaried employee (apples to oranges but fuck).

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Damnit google.

Making rethink my life decisions and shit…haha

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Without doing a real conversion...

I would expect it to be worth like $5,000 a month here for something comparable.

In San Francisco, $6,700 a month is a bit above what I would expect an apprentice to journeyman level software developer to make. Definitely above entry level… but not quite 5+ years experience.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Google will probably work him to death.

And it’s not like anyone can get that job.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I get a 10k referral bonus for actuaries at my job.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

whoa fucking seriously....thats crazy

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It's really not.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Or mid-level pimps.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Sheet, I can't afford no Buick LaSabre.

I’m still an apimptace.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

i need to rethink my life now

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Reminds me of my stock broker friend who told me, with a straight face

a married couple needed a $100k annual salary to be “comfortable.” Dude has no kids. Mid 20s, lives in Texas (DFW, but still Texas).

I think I set the world record for silent blinking and staring.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Most people in the financial sector

Are so out of touch with reality its crazy. Its like the picture of the stock brokers on wall st. sipping champagne while watching the occupy hippies. It is like “seriously, you have lost all touch with reality”

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, the problem is you can't tell with those folks.

I had done a really good job with my retirement and had like 50k in my 401k by the time I was 25 and when I asked my step brother, who was an investment broker for advice he told me “I don’t really deal in small transactions”. Just head shaking.

Of course he filed for bankruptcy and my retirement fund just got bigger so there is that I guess =/

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

"investment broker"

Sounds like he just had an inflated sense of self-worth

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

No

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

She's out there, rocking your bro on the dance floor..

But she’s towing an anchor, a junior investment banker.
Who’s talking about herself and not much morrree, oh ohhhh
So buy her a beer, it’s the reason you’re here, mighty wingman
You’re taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream…
WINNNGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ha, what is this from?

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Old beer commercial.. I loved it so much I leaned the guitar and sang it at shows hahah

YouTube wingman beer commercial

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think he had a very inflated sense of self worth ;)

I think half of my career in computers has been in the financial sector and there are lots of good folks but man almighty…I understand the stereotypes.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I would sip champagne while watching them...

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

But they don't have to eat diamond sprinkled fois gras

with platinum forks.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

This really did make me laugh out loud

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I do

Everyday.

As I’m shufflin’.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't know there was a world record for that.

I’m sure at some point I would have at least challenged that record of yours.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

a friend of mine graduated and worked with her husband at a place where they were both pulling in 60+K and casually mentioned that she didn’t understand how two people could live on 80K. Uhhh….

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I would love to work at Google.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

its awesome for sports news (or any kind of news)

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

gonna listen to finebaum today. should be entertaining.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

The funbag has some good hypotheticals today...
Would you rather fuck Scarlett Johansson or ride a dragon?

I’m taking the dragon, I thinks it’s pretty safe to say that no woman can make me feel as good as riding a dragon.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

I'd say those are both equally likely to happen for you, Comrade Till

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Well of course...

I’m not asking cause I need advice or anything.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Am I going to be guaranteed not to fall off the dragon?

What will the temp be like, how is the dragon’s disposition?

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

will he breathe fire on some shit?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like a people friendly fire breather is the only acceptable question...

If it’s that pussy dragon from Never Ending Story I’m fucking out.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Pussy dragon?

So is scarlett the dragon then?

rimshot

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

The pussy dragon is known to light shit on fire

From time to time.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Do I get to keep the dragon?

Because I feel that would be pretty good way to get a chick to interested.

Wanna come see my dragon?

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I need the easiest crock pot recipes/instructions

And I need em now, bros.

Please and thank you,

River “Captain Boner” Fenix

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

meats.

potatoes.
carrots.
onions.
seasonings.
sauce.

heat.

eat.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

don't listen to these jabronis

3 lb pork shoulder (boston butt), can of tomato sauce and a half cup of beer. whatever aromatics you want. Use a bunch of fresh ground cumin, garlic powder, paprika, and a little cayenne and a tiny pinch of chinese 5 spice. let it sit and cook. Eat with bread and pickles

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

salt

needs salt and fresh black pepper. a little prepared mustard wouldn’t hurt matters either

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

pft

cover meat in described spices
put meat in pot
put sauce and beer and roughly chopped (or hell, leave ‘em whole if you’re that lazy, just take the paper off) onions and garlic
cover and cook

that’s pretty easy

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

saw what you want about Emeril

the man has a proper respect for garlic

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

back at the airport you fuckers. I am not happy

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Wait which airport

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

DFW

Terminal E35

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

When is your flight

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

3

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Well shit man

I was going to say come get free beer in the admiral’s club with me but your’re about to board

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.. fuck.

I’ve been here since 120 too hah.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Moron

Always assume I’m at an airport

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

you're right. I fucked up.

I forgot to take a shot before I left too haha

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Again

Free well liquor and domestic beers in the club. SIGH BENEFIEL

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

wut

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

GODDAMMIT TAYLOR

You also failed to mention that you would be at the airport today, sir.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

ALWAYS ASSUME I AM AT THE AIRPORT

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Follow him on Twitter

His timeline is full of “has just checked into (enter airport name here)”

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in DFW

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

You guys can watch the game...

oh wait.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Random question.

Do you like Sierra Nevada, if so which is your favorite?

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I like it, no preference

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

We only really get the Pale Ale and the seasonals

I have liked them all. Their pale ale is a year round drinkable. Some of their seasonals have been so good I regretted not getting more and cellaring them.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

This is what I get more often than not

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Do you guys get Stone in Texas yet?

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that stuff is really good if you like big beers

If you have the patience to wait the IRS is really good. It is so hard to wait a year though to drink and since there are no basements in Texas it is even harder :(

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, we have for a while,

though it’s harder to find on tap. Their Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale is one of my favorite beers.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not that hard to find in a Bomber [22 oz]

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not the first word I would use, no.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

No

The first word I would use is “buttload-of-hops”…but that’s just me and my own language.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Harvest is the one I really liked

Obviously you can’t store a beer like that but I drank the shit out of it when it was out.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Harvest *Estate is what I meant.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty solid

and it goes on sale for cheap cheap.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

HEB had a 12 pack for less than $12 for a week.

Good times? Good times.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

no.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh

Shoot me in the head…wait, WAIT!!!

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Look inside your soul LSB
I’ve been thinking to myself lately, how long would you have to be dating a girl in order for you to feel obligated if she went into a coma? You would have no way of knowing how long she would be in that coma, so it really would be a leap of faith on your part. Frankly, if I haven’t been dating that girl for at least six months, I’m probably gone.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

half the amount of time you dated.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Penis

Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

NEW THREAD

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

SFW?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

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