Happy birthday, Ben Morris
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 10, 2012 12:02 PM CST
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So
I’m not the only one with a little brother whose birthday is right after mine…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I don't think there is any doubt
that Benjamin is about to get crunked up.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I'm not sure who Ben Morris is, but I bet he sucks at fishing and being an uncle.
Ok, maybe not.
- sigh -
is ben still dating that one girl?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 12:14 PM CST reply actions
I'm dating several girls.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Happy bday, Ben.
Still sucking on e-cigs?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Man, I swear.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You should hire him as your personal masseuse
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Nah, Ben is already AJM's chauffeur.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Ben!!
My fab. Morris. Happy bday!
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions
fav.* heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol throwing away the foul ball
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by Mike E on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not really...
one of my brothers and I are pretty much exact opposites.
Sibling rivalry.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
My brother and I have next to nothing in common
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did you get him Charlize for his Bday?
IS that why she is chained to the chair?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Ah, roofies and handcuffs...
if it weren’t for you I’d still be a virgin.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
heh
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Damn it, Ben
you’re dating Charlize Theron? I wanted to date Charlize Theron.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.
Maybe LSB could "Exec Produce" the next production?
There would need to be some roles for various investors. Of course.
"It's incredibly hard." - Ronald Washington
Charlize Theron
What a horrible bday present. At least post a chic who ain’t busted as fuck.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Happy b-day Ben
try not to scar too many kids for life by banging their moms today…
Don't know why I always thought benmor was older than 34
how old is AJM?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
AJM was born 40
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
So he's a grown man?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
x
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
Dear Rangers, Make me forget about 2010.......
by matthewbschultz83 on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions
Yep
his niece posted them to twitter, IIRC.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.
Yes
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Happy b day
Only Morris I’ve met. And it wasn’t even at a tailgate.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
story?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing that interesting
I was in town for the Rays ALDS in 2010. Sent the word out and me, Ben, Norcal and JayAhre met up at a bar. Ben did dress up and wear a nice sport coat just so he could sit around and smoke cigs and drink water. We all talked about the people that annoyed us at LSB a lot.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Happy Birthday Ben!
I assumed I was older since my birthday is in the first week of April and I was the mold from which you were constructed in the factory… but alas apparently I am just a copy of you.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Happy Birthday Ben
Do you want to go to a RoughRiders game with me?
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
They need bigger ice scoops to improve productivity.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Or...
maybe dip the cup in the ice bin?
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
That rule is for glassware, not paper cups
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
I pour a 40 on the ground for the Berkley Place Mafia
Sigh.
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
Third Base.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Happy Birthday Ben!
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Since your birthday is almost over, I don't feel bad saying this
Ender’s Game was a great book.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
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