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1/10/12 OT 2


Here is a list of beautiful plants all native to Texas with which you may landscape your home.

Star-divide

4-Nerve Daisy
Acacia
Agarita
Agave
American Beauty Berry
Apache Plume
Aromatic Sumac
Autumn Sage
Bergamot
Big Bluestem
Black Dalea
Black Eyed Susan
Blackfoot Daisy
Blue Pitcher Sage
Blue Bonnet
Butterfly Weed
Calyophus
Cardinal Flower
Carolina Buckthorn
Cedar Sage
Chile Pequin
Chocolate Daisy
Coral Honeysuckle
Coral Berry
Cross Vine
Daminata
Desert Willow
Dusty Miller
Dwarf Yaupon
Eve's Necklace
Evergreen Sumac
Fall Aster
Fall Obedient Plant
Flameleaf Sumac
Fragrant Phlox
Frog Fruit
Gay Feather
Gulf Coast Penstemon
Gregg Dalea
Ice Plant
Lady Banks Rose
Lindheimer Mulhy
Mealy Blue Sage
Mexican Bush Sage
Mexican Mint Marigold
Mexican Petunia
Mexican Plum
Mountain Sage
Pigeon Berry
Possumhaw
Purple Coneflower
Retama
Rockrose
Roughleaf Dogwood
Rusty Blackhaw Viburnum
Sedge
Sedum
Skullcap
Smoke Tree
Sotol
Texas Lantana
Texas Mountain Laurel
Texas Redbud
Texas Star
Turks Cap
Vinca Major
Wax Myrtle
Wooly Stemodia
Yarrow
Yaupon Holly
Yellow Lantana
Zexmenia

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Starting beer discussion from OT1

Five favorites breweries/beer

Bells
Stone
Surly
Odells
New Glarus

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

I really dug the Widmer (especially the Hefeweizen) I had out in Portland

Boulevard from KC was pretty swank as well.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Are they the one that makes the Brrr seasonal?

If so, thats my favorite winter spiced beer.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, Widmer Brrr Seasonal Ale

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

completely agree with everything in this post

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I found out about the flying saucer there

I want one here so bad.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Well yea

I am there like once a week

by Texas Jihad on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

its good stuff.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Power & Light district, comrade

Good times were had.

At least that’s what it said on the police report.

/buhbump

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

When I was in KC I brought a bunch of BLVD back with me to MSP

not 2 weeks later they started distributing here…DOH

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Surly for sure but it is hard to get a spot

With all the new laws they are springing up everywhere.

Fulton has a small one
Summit has a big one
Surly is medium :D

Harriet as well.

And if my daily search for space ever pans out you can come visit ours. But try to get on the Surly one. Sometimes if you just bring canned goods to donate you can slip into the line no problems.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm ... might have to consider that

I am still thinking about coming up to Target Field for the (only!) Rangers series there. How soon do I have to let you know for pre-season tix?

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't gotten the email for season ticket holders to buy single game tix yet

Usually mid Feb is when they do it. I will keep you and Heebs in the loop.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Vodka

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

"You can mix vodka with anything derp derp.."

Slides him jar of mayonnaise

“Put your money where your face is.”

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

st. arnolds has been pretty good for me lately.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Good list to check out.

I’ve only tried 1 so I have a good amount to take from this.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Surly is only in MN for now

New Glarus on in WI forever. If you have friends in WI or close enough it is worth it to get them to ship you some New Glarus. I trade that stuff for rare bottles all the time. So good.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Big Flats

High Life
Sportz
Bud Ice
Boddingtons

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Boddingtons makes me throw up in my mouth a little

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

i like it on occasion

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I drink the fuck out of cider

After soccer games in the summer. Running for 90 minutes in 90 degree weather makes cider taste like ambrosia.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

you heard about all this "craft cider" activity?

around Austin anyway, don’t know about the rest of Texas

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

This is fascinating.

Thanks so much for this.


Up until about 1840, cider was the dominant alcoholic drink among the American populace. As Alan quipped, “Johnny Appleseed wasn’t planting apples just to eat.” Then, a confluence of events stopped the beverage dead in its tracks. The main problem was that cider ended up in a bare-knuckle cage fight with beer, . Something bigger, perhaps even nefarious, happened, because in England, Spain, France, and Canada, happy imbibers continued to drink both cider and beer – it’s only in the U.S. that we stopped drinking cider.

“Cider has been seen as a girl’s drink here for a long time, but in England it’s a real full-bodied man’s drink. We do need to break down this fallacy, so guys are a real target market for us. One style we will be producing is a very traditional, strong, cloudy cider, a massive mouthful of flavor, the kind of cider that the original settlers drank. That’s what we want to take things back to. I really want to get beer drinkers drinking robust styles of cider.” Eastciders’ entrée into the Austin market is its Gold Top Cider ($8). It’s a barely sweet beer-drinker’s cider made from a combination of Texas dessert apples and vintage English cider apples.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

I was confused when I tasted cherry, but it says it right on the bottle…

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, I'm intrigued.

Only thing I can think of to bring from Houston is perhaps some type of St. Arnold’s.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Kolsch

Or maybe a Czech Pilsner

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I have 10 gallons of a pilsner I made lagering right now

I am definitely not tapping it until the heat sets in this summer.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Somebody brought a homebrew to Tailgate last year,

I think it was a Vienna Lager. Very solid.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

If I make it down to opening weekend

I will bring a bunch of MN beer to share at the Saturday tailgate thing.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice.

I was actually up there…3 Christmas’ ago. I was born up there and still have some family up there. I think Moose Drool was the closest thing to a local beer I had [Montana].

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

We really didn't have that much locally 3 years ago

Tons and tons of law changes in the last few years have created a mini boom of craft breweries.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh, ok.

I was about to be quite upset. Noted for next time. Probably won’t be for a year or two.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Goodness.

I’m sure people buy it, but there’s no chance it’s enjoyable…NO CHANCE!!

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Hooray RICE BEER!

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Prison hooch

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Oof.

Bad experience.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry.

Had to do the Daily Bear Report, especially given the ‘news’ regarding RGIII

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale

Sounds pretty good, I’m hoping they have this as Market Street when I get off tonight.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know about that place,

but I know they have it at HEB and Central Market [and Spec’s].

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been very impressed with their choices.

They even had Infinum over the New Year. That stuff is really hard to find.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Woah.

Yeah, ok. Sounds good.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Best beer I ever had

was a day old fresh growler of SSR out of the tank at the Stone Brewery.

I still remember that nose. Wow.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 10, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man.

Now I’m even more jelly. That sounds amazin

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

We are releasing

our IPA this weekend.

It is the recipe (polished by Drew) I came up with in my friend’s garage.

Talk about a crazy moment.

It’s kindof like when Steven Tyler said it blew his mind that people were singing a song he wrote in his basement.

Except different.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

I’m grateful to Steel Reserve for saving me money. After about the 9th or 10th party where nobody paid a fucking dime in to the Beer Fund, I went out and bought a shit ton of Steel Reserve.

“What? You bitches want better beer? Better bring a fiver next time.”

Worked like a charm.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Right

This was back in college when at least 50% of my party attendees were underage anyway.

Those fuckers will drink anything if you tell ‘em it’s alcoholic.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Word

Or they get stuck with “Freestone” Light.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

jokes on you.

Keystone was my preference in college.

by BHill on Jan 10, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Beer pong's a totally different story

I remember the time we floated a keg of Killian’s Irish Red on the beer pong table…felt like committing a crime.

BP staples:
Keystone Light
Red Dog
Miller

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

College...

YOU’RE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG. Drink what’s in front of you.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I still drink it.

But Natty is terrible.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Cheap beer is still better than cheap liquor

Dear gawd, those Taaka/Seagrams/White Wolf quarters parties…

*shudders

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

oh god that sounds turrible

I was at a conference in Keystone over the summer and while I was looking forward to drinking some high quality Colorado beer at the after hours event…I ended up drinking Pabst all night. Sigh.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

For serious though

I don’t know a whole lot about beers, but here’s my most recent favs:

Fuller’s London Porter (good in the winter w/a rye whiskey or sazerac)
NXNW Black Ale
Jester King Noble King
Ruby Redbird
512 ALT

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

NEEDS MOAR MILLER LITE

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Hrmm. I don't know that I can pick just 5.

Dogfish Head
Deschutes
Stone
Great Brewing Divide
Unibroue

Ommegang, Old Rasputin, also make the list

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

We don't get DFH, GBD, or Unibroue

Deschutes is definitely up there for though.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Weeeird.

You’re closer to Montreal than we are.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

All about the local distributor market.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Old Rasputin is the darkest beer I've ever seen.

I’ll have to try this Deschutes.

I like most Dogfish Head, but that Safron shit was god awful.

by blakethegr8 on Jan 10, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I had some Paulaner Salvator the other day that scarred my tastebuds for life

I usually love Paulaner, but this stuff was absolute booty.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

They make very good beer.

I don’t think I’ve had one from them that I don’t like.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine (not really in order)

1. Fin Du Monde
2. Sam Adams Summer Ale
3. Mared Sous
4. Live Oak Old Treehugger
5. Rahr Bourbon Barrel Aged Winter Warmer

by blakethegr8 on Jan 10, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I really wish I could get the BBAWW

Might be trading beer care packages with one of the Rahr guys though so maybe I will get a late Festivus present.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I like you, Gr8

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Blows

Had a lunch that consisted of 170 calories of mush. Apparently breakfast is the best meal of the day so, it’s all downhill from here (not in a good way). Sadly, I’m really looking forward to a glass of wine. It’s the only sweetened drink/food that I can consume.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man, lots of luck.

I would end drinking wine all day if at all possible.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I may well be sneaking some "purple juice"

into my lunch bag soon.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh and thanks. I'm definitely going to need some impressive willpower.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Dogfish Head

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

just had the raison d’etre

money

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I got the last Namaste

Before they pulled distribution from Wisconsin. So tasty.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i think thats the appropos way to handle beers.

have a few that you keep regular, but then rotate in and out a few other ones as you go. DFH is a good every so often beer.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Bought a sixer and got pissed when my brother stole two after complaining that it wasn’t really his style…DON’T DRINK THE SECOND ONE THEN!!!

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You misspelt

Odouls

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 10, 2012 3:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I need the jags fan guy for that!

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, I have a stupid question for you.

OT: OT: What’s the story with you growing up in Dallas and moving to MN? How long have you been in MN? Long enough to be a huge Twins fan? I’m guessing this has been discussed before but I haven’t seen it so I apologize in advance for any redundancy.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Before he answers, let me just say

He is one of the coolest LSBers I’ve met. Although, I haven’t met a bad one yet … but he let me come to his house to watch Game 7 without really knowing me.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Rock on!

That’s pretty impressive.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW

Apparently, I didn’t eat all of the cookies that you sent me. I found the bag with one remaining one yesterday. I was sad because it went to waste…without being devoured like its brethren.

Think I said this a couple of times but THANK YOU!!!

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.. I will thank your for those for the rest of time

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 6:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The only time it was discussed was when the Rangers played their last series against them last year

And some newer people got on to me about being a Twins fan and harassing the blog…which was funny.

I moved up here in 97 after one year in college for work cause the school I went to didn’t really have a computer science department and the computer jobs in Minnie were crazy. I love it up here. You get to actually enjoy the summers, tons of parks, clean air and water.

I have had season tickets for the Twins for years cause I am a baseball fan and I cheer for them for 150 games out of the year, the other 10-12 games a year I am enemy #1 for my other Twins fan friends :D If you ever are in Minneapolis and want to get tickets let me know cause I might be able to trade mine for some Rangers tickets on loaner ;) Target Field really is a sweet ass place to watch baseball.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Very cool

I will definitely keep that in mind. I know my wife would love to visit MN so maybe I can dump her off at a mall or something (like I did in San Diego) and go to a game up there.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Oooh

Sounds like I would love it. I’m the cheap one. She’s like Lily on HIMYM, “I feel like crap. I’m going to go shopping. Price not important.”

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, I can't even imagine how amazing that would've been...

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

It's actually weird.

I’m the ‘spender’. This means we have an a stupid number of things that connect to UVerse quasi-fiber optic at home [smartphones, laptops, tablet, TV’s, BluRay player, baby cam], but that my wife doesn’t own any big name designer stuff.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I spend big on some things

but it takes me FOREVER to finally bite the bullet. I bought my first flatscreen tv this past spring even though I have been looking at upgrading for about 6-7 years.

I spent 2 years thinking about a pair of Ray-Bans I just bought this year.

I still wear a pair of dress shoes I bought after I graduated high school…that was 14 years ago.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I hunt it.

But when the time is right, I kill…er…purchase it.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

You’re a shopping sniper. Gotcha.

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, it's a big enough mall

She could kill a lot of time (and money) there if she really wanted to.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I keep threatening to make a road trip up to the MoA

been fascinated by it (for some odd reason) since I was a little kid.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Super

over
rated

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

(shrugs)

Other things I was fascinated by when I was that age:

-The pronunciation of the name “Penelope”
-The bathtub drain (Freud would LOVE that one)
-Crayons

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

We used to go up every Christmas and I loved that place as a kid. INDOOR AMUSEMENT PARK. But when we went back a few years ago, everything seemed…smaller. It doesn’t feel that much bigger than the Galleria…Dallas or Houston version.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

HA!

We do have a big effin mall here.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Target, were you there Labor Day 2010?

That was one of my road trips that year, and it was also Twins 50th Anniversary weekend. I sat in the front row of the Powerball Pavilion for two games (losses), and there wasn’t another Ranger fan in sight.

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I was there for all of them.

I had my normal season tickets for one and then I got single seat tickets for the others. We are definitely a rare breed in Twins Territory

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Honeyweiss? Do they call it Honey Wheat in Texas

Or are you just doing the translation?

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Weiss doesn't mean wheat

/nobodycares, wildcat

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember that, on the Lexus level!

I think I got one last season while we were sitting through that two hour rain delay…which eventually turned in to the Baltimore game WHICH DID NOT EVER HAPPEN NOPE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

My list of breweries (hard to pick just five):

1. North Coast – The Old Rasputin and Red Seal are two of my favorite beers. Scrimshaw and Thelonius Monk come in close behind.

2. Stone – Arrogant Bastard is enough to make my list.

3. Shiner – Shiner Bock is my go-to drinking beer and I usually like their spin-offs.

4. Fullers – Their Vintage Ale may be the smoothest thing I’ve ever tasted and the 1854 and ESB are also tasty.

5. Guinness – I love a well-poured Guinness. It may sound weird, but the stuff is even better in Ireland. I assume that’s from being close to the source, but it is magical over there.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It is not pastuerized in Ireland

And yes, it is better. Guinness also controls all the line cleaning and quality control so you never get off flavors for unkept taps and lines.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Beer

Yuengling (is it distributed in texas?)
New Castle
Stella Artois
Heineken

Go Rangers! Go Cowboys! Go FSU!

by tdi1985 on Jan 10, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

I still get a jonesin for it every now and again.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it's not.

Though East Coasters swear by it.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not terrible. I tried it since it is allegedly the oldest brewery still operating in the US.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Yuengling is definitely my favorite beer...

They have a brewery here in Tampa as well… Very fun to do the tour and get free beer.

Go Rangers! Go Cowboys! Go FSU!

by tdi1985 on Jan 10, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

My father in law loves it,

but…yeah, I’m really not the biggest fan. I mean, if it’s cold and free..

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

love Yuengling..

It’s from outside of Pittsburgh and no, you can’t get it down here unfortunately. Still America’s oldest brewery..1829

by hpallotta on Jan 10, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you guys sell growlers at the brewery?

A friend asked and I didn’t know…

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't

That is illegal in TX.

Growlers are now for sale at the Bottle shop on Greenville though. And soon to be Whole Foods.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 10, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice. I will make a trip.

Also, booooo to the TABC. They make things too difficult for the small breweries.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

This is an extremely accurate statement.

But it really has to start with the legislature, they are the ones that change the stupid laws.

Check out Open the Taps, a grass-roots lobbying effort that will hopefully pull everyone together to pay for change.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to get in touch with my rep. I helped him with his campaign...he better listen to me.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll put this here too...
I’ve been thinking to myself lately, how long would you have to be dating a girl in order for you to feel obligated if she went into a coma? You would have no way of knowing how long she would be in that coma, so it really would be a leap of faith on your part. Frankly, if I haven’t been dating that girl for at least six months, I’m probably gone.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:37 PM CST reply actions  

9 months for me

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

A year...

Depends on the coma though.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Divide the time (in months) that you've been with her by 2,

then subtract the sum of your ages and multiply by 1.38562.

So given this basic formula, let’s put it into practice.

My wife and I have been together for about 10 years, so let’s just use 120 months. 120 minus divided by 2 =60; minus the sum of our ages (61) = -1 * 1.38562 = -1.38562

I would have been gone before she ever went into a coma.

It works.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 10, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Where?

They’ve been wrong on this before.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw it here:
mortreport Chris Mortensen
No surprise: Baylor QB Robert Griffin III is informing Baylor coach Art Briles today he is turning pro, per family source. #ESPN #NFL32

by BHill on Jan 10, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

except that’s the same nonsense he spewed AND THEN DIDN’T CORRECT AT ALL AND LET THE ESPN SCROLL CONTINUALLY ROLL WITH FOR 48 HOURS. Sigh.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah im not gonna believe anything until he files the papers or the deadline passes

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

There's better sources now

Sounds like he told the coaches [as opposed to misinterpreting what his father tells you, MORT].

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.

Not really. It sucks, but it’s the right decision for him.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

It would be cool if he stayed

But he should definitely go when his stock is so high.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, that's basically our deal.

It’d be different if we weren’t losing so much talent. I don’t think Baylor will be worse than Kansas next year, but it’s going to be hard to beat the top teams in the Big 12 without all the guys they are losing.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, might as well shut down the comments section.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

what happened

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

but but but

GREEN

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Not anymore.

It was heat peared by Morris

by blakethegr8 on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

lsb gonna lsb.

even if AJM tries to make this place respectable.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

better than cold dry pears

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

i'll always remember it blake

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

ReallyJagsGuy.gif

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 10, 2012 3:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wow, that's pretty lame

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm

Didn’t AJM complain when the media took up for Rhadigan despite his ineptitude?

by sprite on Jan 10, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

He also has a vendetta against Mark Cuban. AJM gonna AJM.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it's a bad side thing.

AJM has shown he doesn’t really give a shit about people not liking him.

I just think he likes Evan and doesn’t want it on his site.

You can talk about Murray Chass all you want.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a pretty harmless comment

a lot worse has been said about Evan than eg;dr

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

not to mention an all out brilliant comment.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

it wasnt even negative.. and who gives a shit.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU, EVEN GRANT

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

boarding now

BENJI WORK YOUR MAGIC AND GET ME A LATER FLIGHT SO WE CAN DRINK AND THUMB OUR NOSES AT THE LESS FORTUNATE

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

There are some good band names in that list

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

Win Butler's new side project, Gay Feather

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

I got some good suggestions from LSB last week though. Everyone (except my beta readers) will have to wait for the book to find out which one I chose.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

making people want what they can't have..

Nice

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You know how you know you're gay?

When a decade old Backstreet Boys song comes on and you know every word.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

am i sexual?

yeahhh-ah

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

AM I EVERYTHING YOU NEED YOU BETTA ROCK YO BODY NOW

EVERYBOOOOOOOOOOODAY

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Historical?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Historically GHEY, you mean!

Bazinga!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

wise

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAUUHHHHHHHH

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

No way, bro.

That was the key to my first old fashioned

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Her: "OMG YOU LIKE BSB TOO?!"

Me: “Yeah I know it’s weird, we have so much in common now let me touch your boob and dry hump you!”

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah.. Nick is dreamy...

Take your shirt off

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 2:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hahah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 3:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

WOOOOO

I’M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

nsync

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dude

What the fuck? I’m surprised youtube allows that based on one scene.

by DFWAg on Jan 10, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

the John Denver-ish Thor guy throws like a girl

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jan 10, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

alright bitches

I’m out

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 3:01 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Happy trails.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

later

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Peace out, brotha

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I love you.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate plowing through three seasons of a show on DVD/streaming

and then having to wait a week for new episodes once I’m caught up.

I turn into an impatient four year old.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

happened to me with LOST something awful.

going from whole seasons in a 2 day span to waiting a week between episodes was insane

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I did the same thing with Lost.

Although I suppose waiting 9 months for resolution was worse than us waiting a few weeks.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 3:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I also did the same thing with Lost.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Same with LOST for me too

5 seasons over Christmas break in 2010. 5 seasons in 2wks. Waiting for the start of Season 6 for the next three months was nerve-wracking.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jan 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh

Breaking Bad. Fourth season still not out on Netflix.

Dodging spoilers is a bitch. (I’m probably asking for it, aren’t I?)

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm watching BB on Netflix too.

How am I supposed to wait?

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The island is a meth lab...

…no…wait…

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude I have no idea

We’ve gone round and round about it. I don’t think she has a legitimate reason, she just likes to exasperate me.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Infuriating.

Is it Minnie Driver? Because that would be acceptable…

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually I think it's Matt Damon

And she hates the “how do you like them apples?” line.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

(throws hands in the air)

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, whenever I'm ready to never, ever, ever have sex again

I’ll be sure to deploy that one.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

We know you're ready to never, ever, ever have sex again.

You got married.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

HA

I think I would if her avatar pic was correct.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

/thread

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

If he's married,

doesn’t that negate him having any kind of sex?

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I ended up watching season 4 on Itunes

It was around $30. I figured it was worth it because knowing that there were episodes out the I could watch, but haven’t seen yet was driving me crazy

by sarnold on Jan 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you may have just cost me $30, lol

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with you, sort of.

I havent gotten all the way through season 2 yet. I’m trying to space them out as much as possible. I just don’t want to finish them :(

by blakethegr8 on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying to time my watching of Justified with the premiere on the 17th.

Down to the Season 2 finale.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, that was my 7,000th comment on LSB

So….there’s that.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 10, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Glad to be a part of it.

I noticed i was already over 20,000.

I’m not sure if I should be happy or sad.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I just did that with Castle.

Last night was the first episode of Castle that I watched on TV.

by Arson55 on Jan 10, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

TV marathons are great, and the best way to watch a series

Except for shows that were abruptly cancelled.

I didn’t even realize I was watching the final episode of Arrested Development until the end credits rolled.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Paulina Gretzky's mom turned 51 today...

They’re my ultimate fantasy mother daughter threesome combo.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

That girl

has a spectacular rack.
“The Great Ones” (forget where I saw that…probably ProHockey Talk)

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah and Janet Jones still got it...

My my dream scenario is the 3 of us fuckin’ in a pile.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that scenario

would make me stutter too.
:^)

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

oooo

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

This is probably the worst picture I've seen of her...

If that makes sense.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I like it.

I like (very) attractive women wearing hipster-inspired clothes that aren’t actually hipster clothes.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Take this add her mother and you have...

The winner of the BigTill mother/daughter threesome fantasy contest

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd definitely

drill the puck in her zone.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm, judges?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

id spend 5 minutes in her penalty box

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Much better

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not a penalty.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

For high-sticking.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

boarding

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd pop one

top shelf on her.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd really like to see her pillow stack.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

i hear she has a quick wrist-shot

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

I posted mine before you did this… but yours posted so fast after I hit enter yours has to be first.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

i would have sex with her

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

worst double-entendre ever

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jan 10, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd one-time her if I could...

But the reality is I’ll just be giving a pic the wrist shot.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Possible winner here.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd light her lamp...

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

id shoot it with my backhand

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

My deke would make her jaw drop.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Well damn done, good sir

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Razor dick-tion

FTW

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to have intercourse with that lady

amidoingitright.jpg

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

WINNER

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, she fine.

Props to The Great One’s seed.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 11, 2012 1:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Posted this at the end of the First OT Thread but just wanted to see if I could get any more help

So not sure if there is a “travel” thread open
But I need some thoughts/suggestions on vacation with the wife. Planning our 5 year anniv and wanting to do either Maui or Kauai. Anyone have any recomendations as to one or the other? Any good places to stay? Dinning? Anything would be awesome.

On Maui, anyone heard of the Royal Lahaina Resort??

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

Depends on what kinds of activities you like to do.

Kauai is a little more isolated and less developed than Maui. I’ve always enjoyed my time on Maui. The Royal Lahaina is a little older property – I’ve heard some good things about it (and some not so good). It’s not in the main Kaanapali stretch.

by Jose Cardenal on Jan 10, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Pie Five

Anybody eaten there? I noticed this morning that they’re putting in a new location at Park and Midway in Plano, which is about a mile from where I live. Also looks like Five Guys is opening a location there, which is odd, because Mooyah and Smashburger both have stores in that area.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 10, 2012 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

I tried the one in Las Colinas

It wasn’t very good. The concept is alright, but the pizza was not a whole lot better than frozen pizza.

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 10, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

They're opening a Mooyah in Tyler

right next to Jason’s Deli and across from the Barnes & Noble. I saw the sign the other day and was like “Hey, this is that place they were talking about on LSB! Let’s go eat dinner there, babe!”

They weren’t open yet.

Ended up having to eat Jason’s Deli instead. :-/

/arrestedevelopmentsadwalk

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no idea what this is.

But I am glad to hear it?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Going to try a new fitness class tonight ...

Kettlebells or Total Body Burn?

Whichever one I try tonight, I’ll try the other on Thursday.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 3:23 PM CST reply actions  

Ha

I like this strategy. I have no idea which one I’ll hate the most. I’m hoping I like both of them enough to continue on this schedule for the next seven weeks.

One is at 5:30 and one is at 6. So I guess it depends on how late I want to be there. Especially since I have pep band practice at 8. Hmmmm….

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Pep band practice?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

I’m in a student-faculty-staff pep band for the remainder of basketball season. It’s been pretty fun so far.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Neat

Just wondering, I have friends in pep band as well

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

not knowing the depth of your workout.

but typically kettlebells are whole body and they will kick your ass.

by BHill on Jan 10, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a 30-minute session.

And I’m OK with someone kicking my ass for 30 minutes. It’ll be a nice shake-up from my daily routine of cardio, free weights and pilates.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m going to try Total Body Burn on Thursday. If I like it, I’ll just stick with this routine of free workouts two days a week, kettlebells on Tuesday, Total Body Burn on Thursday and Zumba on Saturday.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Huh?
espn_durrett Richard Durrett
Tommy Mendonca coming to camp as a catcher, BTW.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 10, 2012 3:24 PM CST reply actions  

what about chris davis?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

the berg..
NewbergReport Jamey Newberg
Very interesting: @espn_durrett tweets that Texas will bring 3B Tommy Mendonca to camp as a catcher. Passed by Olt, Villanueva gaining.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 10, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Uhh

I think Villanueva has passed him at this point.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I see your point.

I assumed you meant where they would rate on a prospect ranking list and was very confused.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, man, no.

Not that my list means anything — but it does shed some light on what I meant:

I have Villanueva at #13, Mendonca at #59.

by Jamey Newberg on Jan 10, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahah, ok.

Miscommunication, then.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You should take him second

This should jump him over Moore/Harper.

by LiamP on Jan 10, 2012 4:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Mendonca's has a cannon.

Can sort of see this.

by LiamP on Jan 10, 2012 3:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Mendonca has a cannon.

Can sort of see this.

by LiamP on Jan 10, 2012 3:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I've been told that Mendonca has a propellant-based projectile launching device.

This is not outside the realm of my understanding.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

wtf?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 10, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Gdawg foresaw this.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

There’s a method to my madness, even if I don’t know what it is

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

So I finally started going through the schedule to see which games I'm going to plan on going to.

And I noticed for the first time that the Mariners series from 9-12 is 4 games instead of 3.

I am now convinced that Darvish will start the second game of the series on Saturday April 7th as his first game, allowing him to start again on Thursday April 12th as his second start at home against the Mariners. This allows them to sell two games in that first home stand and also creates the Darvish vs Ichirho hype.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

I hate this scenario cause it means he won't pitch in Minnesota.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

he'll pitch if yu catch

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY YOU TALKING MESS ABOUT ME IN THE MORNING THREAD

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you saying you didn't go insane before we found out about Darvish?

Just like Esteban Grande has gone insane now?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

At the end, yes.

But I’m still worried.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

do yu promise?

id sell my opening day tix to watch yu

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not promise.

But I would be shocked if they didn’t have him pitch twice in those opening 7 games. They’ll want to maximize his ability to draw.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

and pitch against the worst hitting team in the history of ever.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Why not?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think they would do anything to adversely affect baseball decisions.

But I think if they’re trying to decide between starting Darvish on Saturday or Sunday and there aren’t other compelling reasons to decide… they’ll pick Saturday to take the extra game as a bonus.

It’s not an overriding factor… but I don’t think they’ll be blind to it either.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is why I told IANF that I don't promise this is true.

But I think it’s a reasonable possibility.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

If we don't sign Yu,

I don’t know what I would do.

I don’t want to live in a world without Yu puns.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I do.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

doo doo

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Mainly because the media will beat it the fuck to death...

Like Musberger did last night with “Honey Badger”

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Swanson.gif

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

"TWSS"

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

sure yu can

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Bullshit...

Norm beat it to death in a 20 second promo for tomorrow’s show.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure I could find a way to work Prince

into every day speech.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

sweet prince!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

prince hamlet

prince fielder

i could fucking go to town with this

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Has Texas found it's Prince?

Yu better believe it!

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

PF flyer

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

prince(ss) fielder!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 10, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah that Ichirho.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you, Sweetjack

I cannot get that stupid song out of my head. Dammit.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 10, 2012 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

x

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

sharks

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

sweetjack?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude, can't be worse than local East Texas commercials

I swear to you, there’s a woman on the radio advertising her restaurant’s Italian (pronounced EYE-tal-yun) ice cream.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

i dunno its pretty fucking bad

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

First State, First State Bank. First State Bank, of Rusk.

Trust, First, with all your banking needs, no matter what.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Lonestarr Dawdge in Mineoler (Mineola)

Where it’s nev’r toooo faaAAAAAAAAAAWR… fer a fawr bett’r deal.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

eg;dr

eg;dr eg;dr
eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr
eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr
eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr
eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr eg;dr

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

motha fuckas!!!!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

Flagged.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

i studied english in college

the fuck do i know about math?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

Frau Wildcat got a pretty good laugh when I told her at lunch about you guys calling her a “math genius.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

lol, please tell me you always call her Frau Wildcat

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 10, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

The Wildcat thing is from 5th grade, so no.

But maybe I should. She’s almost like that chick from the McDonald’s commercial when it comes to nicknames.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks, doctor

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

this is my best post ever

even with the fibonacci flub

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

i keep staring at it

like it contains the secrets to the universe

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanna go to a shitty East Dallas bar...

Haven’t been to one in forever.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:11 PM CST reply actions  

you have awful goals as well as bad opinions... you should go to a strip club tonight

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

How East?

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Munger area

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

We're talking way worse than that...

Like a place that only serves beer in cans and doesn’t have a fountain for mixers.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Love Anvil

but it’s not dive category to me.

They carry our beer too, which is awesome.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 10, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Me either...

I really don’t think dives exist in Deep Ellum anymore. And my God the food at Anvil is amazing.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Good food

Good people. Love the crowd there.

And the beer selection, because of us, is awesome.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 10, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

The crowd gives me funny looks cause I'm not wearing cords and a wife beater...

Or riding a 60’s Schwinn…But it’s a neat place.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Adairs.

Great place to see a band and get drunk.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a live music venue type of guy.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

It's more a bar where the band just happens to climb up on the tiny stage and rock out.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Even still...

I don’t like bars in which I have to strain to have a conversation…Which singles me out of a lot of places.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

True story.

I’m also not a fan of places that pack people in so deep that there’s no where to sit.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Me, either, really.

Spent a lot of time on that strip of Lemmon. Gloria’s. Uncle Julio’s, Snookie’s, etc.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

A few times.

My wife liked it more than I did.

As much as it felt sacrilegious, Cosmic Cafe isn’t bad. It’s a veggie joint down the way, but they have pizza on nahn [Indian flatbread].

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I lived off of Lemmon and Douglas for like 3 years.

And never went to any of those places.

I generally did Pappadeaux’s & Good Eats.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh fuck yes.

Loved me some Lucky’s.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

There's one with a pink exterior

On Fitzhugh & Cole

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by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Green Papaya?

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you think Uncle Julio's sucks?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

But it isn’t my favorite either.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

What Uncle Julio does on his own time

is none of my business. Just don’t leave the kids with him.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You didn't go to the Loon?

S’wrong witchu?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure,

but not a often. It was a bit farther away and we were usually looking for a quick afterwork happy hour.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They have some seriously strong Italian food.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with everything you have said here

I don’t like bars that are packed and you can’t find a seat. I also don’t want to have to yell the entire time. oh and let me tell you how much I want to listen to that shitty 80’s cover band

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

I want to hear every lonely 27 year old girl screech that song as loud as they can. makes my night

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Karaoke bars blow for this reason too.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

I have no desire to listen to drunks sing

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

When you are drunk

it all sounds and looks good. Then you wake up.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I can attest to this. After Game 2, I got on the mike for some Angel, by Shaggy.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

what I hate more than that are the ones who think they are funny with their song choices

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Any white guy rapping...

A guy/girl combo, ‘Summer Nights’.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never done Kareoke.

I’d probably attempt I Don’t Dance.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

or the girl who sings some sad ass country song and sways the entire time

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh God.

I just got a mental picture of that.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

The only time it's acceptable if you're in a large group and know all the people singing...

Me and my sisters did a killer rendition of Larger Than Life

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

it is never acceptable

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I doubt it

I would do a sublime song

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I guess I would

it is the only song I have ever done. I was 21 and trashed. I was talked into it by my girlfriend at the time.

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They wouldn't have the song you'd want to sing...

Just “What I Got”

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

wrong way and santeria too

my god do bars love santeria

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh, so terrible.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

his music blows

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sr?

You crazy.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 10, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

yes.

am not

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I like chuck berry. I don't like old country besides cash

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

FACT

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

ugh

and people love shouting the stoned part

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me...

LET ME LET ME LET ME LET ME.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you shut your whore mouth

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not terrible songs...

Just overplayed and overrated songs.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

why are they overrated?

I agree about them being overplayed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Because there's so much more quality work that most people don't know about...

that’s way better than any of those songs.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

from sublime?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

while I agree that there is quality stuff that people don't know about, those songs were the most radio friendly. they are catchy

I have noticed summertime has become one of their biggest songs when it wasn’t that big when self titled came out

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

norebang > karaoke

private rooms for groups, spare the general public

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Its like the cry room in church.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Wiki - "norebang"

link

Found in Korean-heavy strip malls outlying any major city. Some sell beers, but most actively encourage byob.

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I won $50 singing "Fat Bottomed Girls" in a karaoke contest in Toledo a few years back

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by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Good bar

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by TXHC on Jan 11, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

i like the one that says:

iPood

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

i can't post a picture, but if i could, i would

and i say all of that to tell you that i would post a picture of the shirt that i just bought for my nephew which reads:

I drink ’til I pass out

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

We have that one.

It was more expensive than it should be, but it makes me laugh. It’s our backup outfit.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

His mother will find a way to "need" two or three of them...

If it were up to me…Burlap sack

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Most onesies are much cheaper.

Rangers gear is not cheap.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding...

Also Stars baby gear is non existent.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Baylor stuff isn't too bad

and I’m not sure that we actually have any Cowboys stuff. That’s weird.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

If my son is a Cowboys fan, it'll be on his own accord.

I will not be disappointed in him if he wants to root for a different football team, actually I’ll encourage it.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

They're trying to discourage hockey fans from reproducing

*shows self to the door

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

THANK YOU

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

But you're right

There isn’t much out there. I even tried Etsy because I figured you could find any kind of onesie there. Not so much. Amazon has a few options, but that’s the most I’ve seen.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

this pisses me off....couldn't find stars stuff for shit

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by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

yea barely anything....oh well

I do have a daughter so it prolly wouldn’t go over to well. She’s 8 months wearing 12 month right now. such a chunk

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

This is also acceptable.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Reading through travel blogs from our students/faculty who are gone right now

This section about Amsterdam made me chuckle …

We then went for a quick walk through the Red Light District, which is very crowded and generally smells like an AC/DC concert.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

Oh hey...

My lady friend put her daughter in a “big sister class”. That’s just the biggest rip off on the face of the fucking planet right?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

Is that to teach her how to react to the baby when it shows up?

Wouldn’t a book have been cheaper?

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

That actually sounds more important.

Are you not going to be in the room during the birth?

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd recommend going.

Assuming you’re planning on being there for it.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

i took the birthing class w/ my wife and it was very informative actually

I thought I would have it.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

would have hated it**

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Like I said, I'm taking one class...

The one she felt was most important.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

thats a good thing

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not a fan of this weather

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 4:35 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Did you get a dog?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

no

I have been at work. thinking about going tomorrow

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 4:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This is true

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

this is what worries me

I was just planning on looking tomorrow

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There is no "just looking"...

There “just going and coming back with a dog”. And again bro, the dog that is there today might not be there tomorrow for a variety of reasons.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I understand that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 4:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What are you going to name it?

I vote for Neffy

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Obviously

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Dutch is a good dog name

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

no clue

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

all of these dogs seem to have names

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You can change them...

I wouldn’t recommend doing it if you’re gonna get one that’s older than a puppy

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I am getting a puppy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't worry about that.

They just do that to have a way to associate each one while they’re jailed up.

A dog will eventually learn that you’re talking to them when you continue using a name for it.

Also, don’t name them with something that rhymes with NO.

by lost in space on Jan 10, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

That's how we got our first dog.

We drove by a shelter and said hey let’s go look. We had a dog later that day.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 4:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's how we got our first dog.

We drove by a shelter and said hey let’s go look. We had a dog later that day.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 4:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thats what they all say

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Keep it inside

So your neighbor won’t shoot it

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Well

Today has sucked

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Yep

Atleast this time not EVERYONE there looked like they wanted to kill me

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Only sat for an hour for nothing

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I was mostly talking about the people in the waiting room

But the workers are kind of scary, too

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Here's what Frank Darabont wanted to do with the first episode of season 2 of the Walking Dead.
Darabont wanted the first episode of Season 2 to follow a group of soldiers fighting through Atlanta. A simple patrol mission devolves into chaos as the group is whittled down and tough choices are made. The final soldier is bitten and realizes he is going to die. He crawls into a tank and contemplates blowing himself up with a grenade. Before doing so, he dies. Flash forward a few weeks to the scene where Rick Grimes crawls into the tank and shoots the now-zombie soldier dead.

Much better than the shitshow we’ve gotten this year. The Walking Dead sucks. Congrats AMC on managing to make a zombie show boring and unwatchable.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions  

I've only gotten through two or three episodes this year, but they haven't been bad.

Got the rest stored up on the DVR.

That plotline would have been cool though.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

its not as bad as some people make it out to be

its not as good as the 1st season but it does have a chance to get better….so we’ll see.

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Even the first season had some major problems.

How about the part where the RV breaks down, and they NEVER EXPLAIN HOW IT GETS FIXED.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

i'll agree tho that it could have been better

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 10, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Let me clarify.

In a vacuum, it’s above-average. But considering how good the source material is and the talent they have working on it, it’s a massive disappointment.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you read through the comic?

I’m only through the first two trades.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 10, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, read that. It would have been fucking awesome.

Fuck you AMC for pissing on a good show.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

+1 on the rocks

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I've only seen the first season

Now I’m much less excited about season 2 :(

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 4:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, it's watchable

But was a letdown from the really good Season 1. S2 just didn’t have me Jonesin’ for Sunday nights like S1 did.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

No. I don't think Darabont is with the show anymore.

And the network fuckheads at AMC have been meddling with the show(hence, S2), like they’re trying to do with Mad Men.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

mornin' nerds

I had a dream about TDT last night

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

Did you wake up in Shanghai again or something, Loblaw?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

I dreamed that I rode my bike to his house to party, but his new fiance was there, so he was all like “uh, I don’t party anymore. In fact, she’s convinced me to move to London. We’re leaving in 2 weeks. It’s gonna be great…I mean, who lives in London? I’m sure the traffic will be way better than it is here.” when I tried to explain that there’s a fucking assload of people that live in London, she looked at me from behind his back and gave me the throat-slashing motion. Then he invited me to some fancy dinner, but I realized halfway through that there was some giant random mustard stain above the jacket pocket on the left side and I was humiliated.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

So you had a dream about TDT

And TDT had a dream about me

So, does that mean I’m going to have a dream about Loblaw to complete this circle?

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

wait

tdt dreamed about you? I missed this…probably while I was Z’ing through 10,000 beer comments.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

This was awhile ago.

PhilKid had a dream about me too.

I forget which LSBer I dreamed about …but I know I’ve had an LSB dream.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I've had a few

most involve me making out with a woman who yanks off her mask to reveal that she’s really IANF.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never had an LSBer dream.

Probably because I’ve never met any of you guys.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 5:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hasn't stopped me

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't had an LSB dream yet but LSJ had one of me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I had one about Lil Debbie that Max was in.

Mostly I wanted to have sex with Lil Debbie in my dream, but even in my dreams I love my wife so I decided to try and hook Max up with her.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Pussy.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't give a fuck what you do with chicks you accidentally knock up.

But i love my wife all the time.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That cut deep, match...

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol.

I bow up when people talk about my wife.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

respec

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Understood...

It was more the observation that you can do whatever it is you want in dreams and have none of the consequences.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It was actually kind of weird.

It’s not like I have much control over my dreams… I remember specifically wanting to have sex with Lil Debbie and thinking, “Nope. Love [wife’s name]. I should introduce her to Max.”

I’m taking that as a sign I’m in the right relationship.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm probably in the right relationship too...

I feel guilty in the dream when I make out or bang the girl.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

What a guy.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

You sir

need to go back and read those comments.

Z’ing through beer comments…pfffffft!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

are there any comments extolling the virtues of Keystone?

ARE THERE?!?!?!?!?

I rest my case, your honor.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess you'll never know, will ya?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I can only guess, based on the rampant beer-snobbery that goes on here

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Truf

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

The virtues of Keystone?

Just drink water.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 10, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You should also peruse the section where we

spew double entendre money shots all over Wayne Gretsky’s little girl.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

oh man

she’s hot. so is her mom.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

That's my dream mother/daughter threesome

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

#1 sign you might spend too much time on LSB

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Dream about TDT?

Is it LSB intervention time?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh hey, a Ranch Report...

“Yep, the Cowboys still suck.”

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

I know Campo's gone

Any more news about Hudson Houck?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

it was a terrible movie

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

nah

not until Thursday

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 10, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And video game.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

(raises eyebrow)

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 10, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you Francis or Ghetto Bear?

You seem to be switching a lot for no apparent reason

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry,

I prefer to post over here as GB just because I feel a bit more comfortable being my typical LSB Savage self, but I had to switch to put up the Daily Bear Report today…and ODB is on alert if we actually get an official announcement.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I would understand if you only posted as Francis

On ODB, but the fact that you use both usernames on both site is confusing.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I can't keep both windows open with different names.

Have to choose one. I try to stick with one once I enter a thread.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't use my other one over here.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Separate browsers.

It’s the only way I would ever be able to keep them straight.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Baylor coming on strong for a 5* QB all of the sudden...

http://247sports.com/Player/Devin-Fuller-7383

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

That idea isn't dead yet.

And from everything I understand both sides are just gonna use it as a bargaining chip when the new CBA gets negotiated.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

But didn't it fuck it up for next season?

I was so looking forward to being back in the Central.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

hockey

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You should name your dog wrister

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Alcohol talk.

I guess if everyone else has to put up with video game talk…

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM CST reply actions  

I know it blows

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Some guy on OrangeBloods just posted the following from his "sources."

Others are acting as if this guy knows what he’s talking about. I have no idea. I’m just reposting.

I don’t normally post any “insider” info (at the respect of my relationships with said sources) but here is some nice bits.
I have a few bud’s on this site that understand my relationships, just please respect it that I will not post who my contacts are, just trust that it’s the top of the pyramid.
Darvish will happen, just let this play out (not shocking as most expect it to happen) as it may not be announced until the 18th.
Holland and Napoli, don’t be concerned over the delaying in contract extension and talks, those two gents are here now, and want to remain for the long haul, just let it play out as it needs to, just don’t be worried.
Now this next bit is the solid.
Major push for Fielder is happening.
Boras is the hurdle much more so than Prince.
Prince wants to be here. We want no more than 5 years and he’s content with that. SB thinks otherwise. Don’t be shocked if it happens as both parties are realizing it makes sense to play in TX.
PF deal will not effect JH negotiations, but will in fact, help.
Hope this helps ease the transition into non-football season.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

Hmm.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we agree that the first one is probably true.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

I wanna believe all of it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't buy it

But I also am ok with Prince for 5 years if it isn’t at much more than 4.5 WAR/yr.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

That he'd take 5 years from Texas.

Seems much more likely to do 6 with an opt out.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Seems more likely to do 7 with the Nationals.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Though I guess this leaves him in line to try for another 3-4 year contract?

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

Have no interest in being a part of that… but someone will give it a shot.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be around $100-110.

I’d offer bigger than normal incentives beyond that guarantee to make it more lucrative. For MVP voting and such.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd be ok with that.

The other thing that I don’t know about is what this budget will look like in 2013 and 2014. If they think they can push $140M, then I dislike signing Prince less.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Getting Prince and Darvish in the same year...

Would make the fan in my not care about 2013 and 2014.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Bigsteve would finally stop freaking out.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's really fair,

I really don’t think this Rangers FO would make a move that would limit their ability to at least take on arb players in trade, so as much as it signs me up for tautology club…

…if the Rangers think they can afford it, then I hate it less. I still don’t want to see 6 or 7 guaranteed years.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

It would be so awesome to get a TORP/1B combo that's better and cheaper then what LAAAAA got

Even if CJ/Pujols will most likely be better in ’12

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No

But they most likely will be.

CJ will probably be quite a bit better in ’12 then Darvish, but I would much rather have Darvish.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Pretend the first two words in that post aren't there

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

BUT WHAT IF CJ - YU = -12 WAR, EH?

What then, smart guy?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I would narrow that a touch.

But that’s me putting a lot of faith in Dan’s numbers.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I was trying not to be homeristic

But I’d guess the difference between the pairs of players would be something like 2.5 WAR. Just guessin here.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

If ZiPS (which hates pitchers) says 4.2 WAR....

That’s not being homeristic though.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

The other 23 people...

Will be much better on the Rangers.

And I disagree on quite a bit better on C.J. I would give C.J. an edge… but I would not be surprised at all to have them produce similar numbers… or for Darvish to exceed him.

The most likely scenario is C.J. being a bit better IMO.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Something like 3-3.5 WAR for Yu and 5 WAR for CJ?

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinking...

Something like 4.5-5 for C.J. and 3.5-4 for Yu.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I wasnt saying that LAAAAA is better than us

If we get Prince, then we’re back where we were at the end of ’11.

Darvish will most likely be quite a bit better in the long haul, but I like CJ for ’12

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I should clarify

if we’re projecting CJ/Albert to be ~2.5 WAR better than Yu/Prince, then it’s not implausible that they could be virtually the same next year.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Ty.

Make the call. Are we getting Prince?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

If Prince wants it. John Hart said the same thing a couple weeks ago on MLBN… didn’t mention specific teams or anything, but said Prince had to make a decision on what he wanted… a love or money type of thing.

by octoberty on Jan 10, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I trust Ty more than IANF or OrangeBlood dude.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Serious question

What sources does Ty have?

This sounds mean but its jot supposed to be. Im just asking.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I trust Ty just because I think Ty has a good feel for the universe.

Seriously.

I don’t think Ty has any inside sources.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Red flag

Just trying to prime him up for Cousins. I know what this is.

by sprite on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Son of a bitch

I forgot to set my line-up again

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

u dont think i know bob simpsons pilot and a dr. closely associated to big MLB guys?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not think you are lying.

But that doesn’t mean your sources will be correct either.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

this guy.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew it.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

its not me.. i don tlike UT.. and sure wouldnt post on their sbn blog. im not a member.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a chub.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 11, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

anything interesting in the first OT?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

thanks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 5:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hungry.

I can either have spaghetti and sauce, or go out (I still haven’t been to the grocery store yet, and probably shouldn’t go this hungry). Hmmm

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

Well yes, but not so much with the losing weight thing.

I’ll probably cut down on the sugars/fats a bit though. Break was bad.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I couldn't remember if it was just working out

or if you were actively trying to lose x pounds.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Just working out/running

I’m skinny enough, thank you (6’3 180)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh, ok.

Good for you. Keeping off that beer weight.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yyyyep

It helps that I don’t drink all that much (combination of cheapness and class schedule, although that may or may not change this semester).

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Senior, graduating in May

12 hours this semester, start at 12:30 MWF and 1:30 T/Thu. I do have a couple of things going on outside of class but still should be a relatively relaxed semester.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man.

You best live it up. Best semester and I was an idiot and was stupid busy.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the plan

Getting a job offer would help me do that too

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean, work actively towards it,

and don’t be a screw up, but try to enjoy it. You’re going to wish you were back there really, really soon.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll do my best, coach

I am taking a sexuality and health class just for the hell of it… probably a 3-1 girl to guy ratio (completely opposite of the normal, in other words)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

(the normal for me*** in engineering)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what you've gotta do.

Kick somebody’s ass or become somebody’s bitch.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

FACT

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

FanGraphs prospect chat

not with the sucky guy…the other one…

Comment From Jimbo
What prospects do you own in your dynasty leagues? How long do you get to keep them?
4:05

Across multiple dynasty leagues I probably own 60-70 prospects. In trying to keep it simple, let me list the guys I own EVERYWHERE. This isn’t to say they are sure things, or that I’ve even seen them in person, but there’s enough buzz out there for me to bite. – Yordano Ventura (KC), Parker Bridwell (BAL), Nate Eovaldi (LAD), Christian Villanueva (TEX). Consider the non-Eovaldi’s sleepers with upside that your league mates may have overlooked.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah he had an article on him the other day.

I think we both linked it in different threads. Though I think he mentioned he was ahead of Olt, which I found odd…

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think he did.

He had a sentence which suggested it, but he clarified. I put up a FanShot, but nobody ever reads those…

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man
Comment From CG
Could you rank these prospects for a keeper league: Profar, Moore, Darvish, Wil Myers, Shelby Miller, Cespedes and Trevor Bauer.
4:52

This is a tough one because they are all at different points in their development. If I’m good now, I’m probably going Moore-Darvish-Profar-Miller-Myers-Bauer-Cespedes, but I really like Profar as the best SS prospect in the game. If he reaches his ceiling, he’s probably the best on the list… I just struggle to place him 1st based on Moore/Darvish being ready right now.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

If he steps forward in 2012 like he did in 2011.

I think the only thing that would keep him from being the number one prospect in the game a year from now is whether or not Harper promotes (assuming Trout does)

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

SO SEXY
It depends on the information. Opinions are like…well…I don’t need to finish that. Projections are difficult and need to be done by people who have actually seen the player. That’s why I started writing in the first place. For me, Profar was a better version of Alexei Ramirez, but I’m tempted to move that projection upward a bit more. However, a better Alexei Ramirez is a 5+ win player annually. I don’t think anybody complains about that.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

YAWN
EKS_MavsNBA
Meanwhile, @ianmahinmi is still talking about the fact that President Obama called him the (and I quote) “most GQ guy on the team.”

by sprite on Jan 10, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Hey Chrom...You gonna give Shipping Wars tonight?

And I hope you watched the season finale of Moonshiners…Surprise ending to say the least.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

give Shipping Wars a try tonight?*

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I did not and I don't know what shipping wars is

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 6:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Put the season finale of Moonshiners on high priority...

I’m not gonna ruin it for you but I want to.

Shipping Wars (A&E) – Unfortunately not a series regarding fan-fiction shipping; it’s literally about people shipping things. You’ll have to keep writing those Britta-Annie sexxxy stories yourself.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

I know what you are talking about. the commercial has them shipping a boat or something

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 6:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think it's just odd sized objects.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

shit that is hard to ship

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 6:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

THERE IS A SHOW ON HISTORY RIGHT NOW ABOUT ABANDONED BUILDINGS.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm watching this...

Not bad, chick.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you saying there's a chick who's not bad?

Or calling me a chick?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

you are a not bad chick

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

That, either.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

went with the omitted option on a whim.

it was a gamble, no doubt

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The chick isn't bad.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting...

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

Heh.

STRUGGUHLING

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 6:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Right click...

Open in new tab

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought that too...

There’s two ways that that sign can be taken. If she means AFC ship, she’s right.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I would

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 6:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh definitely

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 6:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

BENJI, I'm in Phoenix.

Where are you?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 6:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I saw my boss SF the Phoenix airport.

She was coming home. I was going to Hawaii. I took sick days.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 6:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hahahah.

I imagine y’all gave each other knowing nods.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 6:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She was coming home from the All Star Game.

I sat down next to her and we just talked for a while. She’s cool. I had someone cover my shift so it was no big deal. It was just random to see your boss in Arizona.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 6:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did you try to get a bathroom beej?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 10, 2012 6:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

answer the question

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 6:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Must be ugly

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 7:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I did not.

She’s old.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 8:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

think I'm gonna drink my face off tonight

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 6:28 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

That's pretty hilarious

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope that you're the one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 6:56 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

WOAH...This little bit from the funbag is historical.
According to Taylor Branch’s exhaustive, three-volume history of the Civil Rights Movement, Martin Luther King basically used extramarital sex as a form of masturbation, because he was just completely stressed out from traveling all over the world, church politics and internal politics of the Movement and having his life threatened daily (when he was assassinated, the doctors performing his autopsy noted he had the heart of a man over 60, even though he was barely 40 years old). Inevitably, the FBI taps picked up some of these affairs, where according to Branch’s book (the second volume, I believe), they got him on tape yelling “I’M FUCKING FOR GOD!!”

There was some judge in DC that put all those tapes and other things under seal in the 70s for 50 years or something like that, so the first we’ll get to hear of them will probably be sometime in the late 2020s or early 2030s.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

Another good one...
Say that human teleportation has been perfected, but each person only gets to teleport 3 times in his/her lifetime. How would you decide the right times to use your allotment?

I can think back to lots of times when I might have used it (plane flight, late for meeting, need to take a crap and far from any bathroom, etc), but what if you used yours up and then later you could have saved the President, but were too late? Conversely, you also don’t want to keep them until you’re too old to actually need to get anywhere fast.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

new new girl on tonight. sweet

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

I had heard that New Girl wasn't very funny

Either way, it has Zooey in it

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 7:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

ive been enjoying it a good bit so far

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

That show looks awful

Idc if it’s the “#1 new comedy”

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 7:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

2 broke girls?

i give it another year

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

But it has Kat Dennings' [overrated] tits

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

johnmcenroe.jpg

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Argue against her face/etc.

but not the tits, man.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes... but your claim to fame is having stupid opinions.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

This is like arguing against Shakira's ass.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm wit you.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

WOAH

Shakira’s ass is so much better than pasty white fun bags.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

no, shakira's ass is to asses much like claudias boobs is to boobs.

kats boobs are to boobs like this chicks ass is to asses

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

NO...

Now if you were comparing this chicks ass to Christina Hendricks tits, you’re on to something.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Best they've ever looked.

Most of the time she just looks a bit overweight.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

They looked fine naked.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Her tits are properly rated sir.

Though she’s overrated as a total package, because even the awesome tits don’t really make up for the rest of it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

kat dennings is overrated

thus, her boobies are overrated.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

It's hard to get boobs much better than hers.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

bitch, please

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

You're blinded by the better face.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

she has a face?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I found it after a little while.

It’s breathtaking as well.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

HOCKEY

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

what channel?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

FSSW+ in about 30 minutes...

West Coast swing.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

not showing up on my FSSW listing.

after party with jay glazer, english premier league preview.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Who's your provider?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

twc

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

probably a wrong listing.

its happened before.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

960

Just manually enter the channel number…We’re not in HD tonight, soulmate.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

the fuck?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Sports not in HD?

The hell? Is this 1986?

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 8:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nope it's sports with TWC.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

x

So I just kicked Barry Williams (a.k.a. Greg Brady from the Brady Bunch) out of my seat on the flight I just took without realizing who he was, because he was in my seat. Oops.

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I felt sooooo weird after!

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 10, 2012 8:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

monk was an underrated show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I couldn't get into it.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I never thought I would

last year it was on really late with nothing else on and I loved it. just bought season 4 for ten bucks. I love target. they had season 1 of third rock from the sun for five dollars

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 8:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

DAT ALEX MACK

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

is she still hot?

she is probably still hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm just assuming...

If she’s not and she offered, I’d still fuck her and replay 10 things I hate about you in my head.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I love that store

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 8:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wife loves it.

She watches it on Netflix when I’m not around.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

fans of the band CARIBOU ...

… tonight on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, the man who sued Dan Snaith to force him to change names from Manitoba, HANDSOME DICK MANITOBA !!!

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

Caribou is awesome

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

CARIBOU, Oct 20 '07, The Loft, Dallas


Back then I was taking lots of pictures of performers’ feet. Chicks almost exclusively, but this unfortunate yellow sock demanded attention …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

<3 the loft

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

was strange to me, "indie" club within massive entertainment complex

but they still seem to get a lot of good DFW bookings … I was gonna come up for WILD FLAG^ but the World Series was still happening …

(^Moe could’ve shot that for Dentoneer, per her)

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember seeing New Found Glory there 3 years ago or so.

One of the openers got kids jumping so much, they broke the floor. NFG had to move their stuff to Gilleys around the corner.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I love this bidding process on this show.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

HA, SCREW YOU ROY.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Huntsman's daughters.

All of them.

I don’t care which one I get; they all win.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

indeed. indeed.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Middle one is obviously best, right?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Without a doubt...

But I have a thing for brunettes with long hair.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

In this picture, absolutely.

The one blonde on TV to Jon’s right now is winning my heart.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

at least use the best pic, bro

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

still think they are all very good looking,

but the mormon point is def in effect

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Even more unicorn than the mother/daughter or two sisters threesome?

The three sisters foursome.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

only even more unicorn than that is the mormon version

which this would be.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Like all of them in that picture.

R, M, L in order.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Correct

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You tried to hide Devin Fuller from me.

Bastard.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

What about him?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Baylor is making a run at him.

He might visit on 1/27.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

This is news to me.

I was told Notre Dame/UCLA/Arizona are battling for the last 2 visits.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

UCLA and Rutgers are both getting one.

UCLA this week and Rutgers next week.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Knew about Rutgers on 1/20.

Guess it’s between BU, ND, and AZ.

He’s adamant about QB, and while I know we’d give him a shot at it, his chances are more limited here with Matthews on board, and Patterson always looking for switches to defense.

I think he stays home at Rutgers, FWIW.

Also, his uncle is Sinbad.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Briles went to visit him personally

And he was there at the Heisman presentation.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This worries me.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

They're trying to get him to come in next week and put off his Rutgers visit.

The 20th is when we have most of our commits coming in.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm. Thanks for the info.

Him being a legacy, that would hurt to see him in the B12 in another color than purple. Especially green/gold.

He is electric with the ball in his hands. I first thought he was only a safety, and still think that’s his highest ceiling, but I could see him succeeding at QB (at least in college).

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

BRANDON WRIGHT!!!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

What happened?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

one handed alley-oop.

pretty much a 10-3 alley-oop.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Tweet from Worley

@BrandonWorley Brandon Worley
Stars fans with DirecTV: the game will be on 675, 675-1(HD) — NOT 677.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 10, 2012 8:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Me and Tide are to poor for DTV :(

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

we too good for that dish shit, bro

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I am switching to directv this week

cheaper than my twc

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 8:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

brandon wright. looking good, bro

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

yi!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

dojo

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Friends zone, level 99

http://i.imgur.com/6jHxi.jpg

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 10, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

NEVER

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

just do this to any girl that tries to pull something like that

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

heh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I will never allow anyone I know to become this.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I would let Kate Upton sit on me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Turn around.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

nope.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You're putting that pussy on a pedestal again.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Keep an eye on Schultzy then.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I would never let that happen

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

err
I would let Kate Upton sit on me

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I never said that

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I would as long as I'm facing forwards.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

duh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Match said what I meant

You just assumed I meant it another way

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You wouldn't know what to do

You’d probably get a nosebleed or something

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Depending on the date

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Very rude

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

God what a spineless pussy

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 11, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

i like morrow as the captain.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd prefer Morrow left.

Quickly becoming the Michael Young of the Stars.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

except more injured.

i can see that i guess. never really thought about him that way yet tho.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

He's not there yet

but I’m seeing it happening in 2-3 years, if the trends and jersey sales continue.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

A captain is not only among the top 3 players on a team...

But he’s also the truck you hitch your trailer too…As far as PR, athleticism, and stats. Benn is your best bet to get this thing back to what it once was.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

hatcher always wore the C back in the 90s.

he was only maybe one of those things.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

We're talking about two different teams though.

That team won so much in a sport that was so new to this city, you could make me the captain and the place would still sellout.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Hatcher was the meanest motherfucker on the ice.

He wore the C because that wasn’t Modano’s thing. Mo wasn’t cut out to give the Mystery Alaska speech.

Twitch didn’t give a fuck and everyone loved him.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we comparing captain to captain here?

Or athlete to athlete?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

If they sign Benn to a long term deal (DO IT NOW, ASSHOLES)

He will be the captain. The only thing I’d like to see improve is his ability to be a vocal leader with the media as well.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

like sturm but its always good to have razor back

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

Not a good start.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

terrible start

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

I will miss you.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Me, too.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

The Great DisneyWorld in the Sky

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully Heaven.

We’ll see.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Dave on Storage Wars is the biggest douche ever.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

THANK YOU!

Chrom thinks it’s Darryl.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That hat alone is all the douche I need.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Darryl is a douche, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

So much less of a douche than Dave though...

I think we all can agree that Barry is king ding a ling of this cast. Well that and Brandy cause she makes my pants tighter.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

This is my first show ever to watch.

So I haven’t seen Barry yet.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Barry's the old guy who drives a Jag...

And a mofuckin’ stone cold pimp.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

he will be the old dude

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Darryl is way worse

he thinks he is intimidating. his son seems pretty bad too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Which is Dave?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Darryl is borderline retarded.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

yes he is

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

LIAR

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

am not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

that is very annoying

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No shit.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Lisa makes me doubt the concept of capitalism.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

God I despise this woman.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

she is terrible

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

who is Lisa?

are you watching that bullshit storage wars Texas?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

that is horrible

it makes regular storage wars look like a masterpiece

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

but MEDIEVAL TIMES

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't do it...

It really makes the original Storage Wars look bad.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

If that's legit chainmail, you could probably get a lot more than that.

That stuff takes forever to make.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like these guys constantly overestimate how much things are worth on the spot.

Total bullshit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

they do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This post must be worth 5, maybe 600

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Because they don't show you the unit with the dead homeless guy in it covered in cat shit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been waiting for that unit forever.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

sell that body to science.

2 grand!!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

"Oh you wouldn't believe it."

“Those guys down at the body farm will pay fitteen hunderd, maybe two large for one of those.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

what I have wondered is that at the end when they show the profit

it is always basically their estimation. are they that good or does the show just say “well they said they are going to make this much so lets just put that”

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That irritates the shit outta me too...

Pawn Stars does the same thing. The only person that can value something is the one willing to buy it from you.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU ARE SHITTING ME.

THIS GUY FOUND A PACMAN TABLE. NO FUCKING WAY.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

And then a Renaissance Fair helmet?

Of course he did.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

they find stuff like that all the time

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by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Pacman table...

The only reason I enjoyed going to the dentist as a kid.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

channel?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

A&E, I think?

I’m in a hotel, so the cable sucks.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

this woman is obsessed with crockett

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

The city?

Crockett TX makes me rage so hard, you guys.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we having a Storage Wars watching party?

Alright I’m tuned in

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 10, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

A&E

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

And it worked perfectly.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

My grandfather owned two Model As that he kept in the workshop behind their rental store in Duncanville.

I wish I knew what happened to those things.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

come on benn. take that up a little more next time.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

Need more Souray and Burish.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That sewing table is pretty legit.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

40YearOldVirginVideoGameScene.jpg

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCKING POST

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

benn has hit some serious iron this year.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

He should have been a plumber.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

he is hitting it flush too.

not sure what to make of that.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd forgotten how much I love reading.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

high school killed my joy for reading.

I’m only getting back into it within the last year.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Same.

It is a lot more exciting when you don’t have to examine every freaking word of a long ass novel.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

then you just end up buying the sparknotes and fuck up everything

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

college helped out with that.

most of my classmates hated all the books we had to read, but i liked it. helps when you care about what youre reading.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

I love learning. The rigid curriculum of grade school really did its best to kill it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Dat socialist schooling

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

They better look out for OSU on Saturday

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

What are you reading?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Rainbow's End by Vernor Vinge

One of two Sci-fi books I got for Christmas.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I am fixing to start 11/22/63 by Stephen King and am also reading The Son of Neptune

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I read the King book.

Pretty good.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Good looking forward to it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I've got a ton of stuff on my Kindle to read... not really sure where to begin

Plenty of Cussler and Bond for light reading, plus some more interesting stuff. Thinking about starting with Hawking’s book about the universe (name escapes me at the moment)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Brief History of Time

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

good choice

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 10, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, when I say reading I mean mostly novels

Most of my pleasure reading since I got to college has been Wired magazine and rereading a few novels… every time I pick up an actual novel again I keep wondering why I wait so long to start a new one.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

adrian grenier looks and sounds EXACTLY like pete sampras.

EXACTLY

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

Agassi was a nutcase

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Dat hair.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dat crystal meth

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

agassi was one of my favorite athletes growing up.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you read his autobiography?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine too...

Maybe not my favorite athlete but he made tennis relevant to me.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean "zackly"

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

bigtill, try 787 again.

its working for me.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

I fucking love you.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

bros gonna bro

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

brugs

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

we should be up 2-1 right now

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to see more outta Burish...

I love that fucker and he’s not playing up to the standards he set for himself last season.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Good game on ESPN

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

Man I want that Steve Ott bobblehead.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

I still don't like how they put him in a fighting stance on it though...

He’s become so much more to this team than just that.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

marketing needs to market

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I got tix to that game

Ott will join Morrow and Ribs in my cubicle (along with Josh, Nellie, Elvis, and Fergie Jenkins)

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

You should grab an extra.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

They mark your ticket

so it’s hard to swipe an extra.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

halfway decent article summing up the CFB season. thought it was going to be a bunch of butthurt, but it wasnt too bad. found this at the end, which made me happy.
Perhaps this hopey-changey optimism makes me more Les Miles than Nick Saban, more dreamer than pragmatist. But then, this is Saban’s gift: He drags us all back down to earth. Amid the chaos of this fall, the questions about the system and the rematch and the urge to mythologize coaches and the fundamental premise of college sports, Alabama’s coach remained imperturbable. Other teams rang up so many points against each other that it veered on pornography. Saban adhered to his own process, measured and cautious; he lost when it didn’t matter, and won when it did, and he did so with five field goals and one garbage-time touchdown. You may not like him, but you have to respect that, in a sport driven by misplaced emotion, the man always knows when to carry an umbrella.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

thats like, totally your opinion bro.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

bit of both.

trying to read that article, post on here, and watch the game at the same time. your double negative slipped past me.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

BROS GET EACH OTHER, BRO.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

i can ink a mean tattoo, what can i say?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

They don't allow belts in prison...

This book is not a very believable story.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Brojobs for everyone!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The best kind.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

so youre saying theres a chance...

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

You should be more open minded.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh well look at you, Mrs. Bigtime.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Too many posts in the thread, Francis. 5 yards, still 1st down.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

post interference. 15 yards, automatic...first down

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I DISAGREE!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

you should reread that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Man, recruiting to small schools sucks.

Only 9 3-star prospects have me in their top 5. And no kickers even have me on their radar at all… when I need one. Boo.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

Practice for tennis started back up today

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

Oh fuck that was close...

I need Lehtonen to get back to BEASTMODE quickly.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

sonofabitch

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

Sweet mother of fuck...

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

Natalie is hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Who is Natalie?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

you know...natalie.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

monk's assistant

chick from two guys, a girl, and a pizza place

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I only know her as Dharma

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

She wasn't on Dharma and Greg.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Traylor Howard?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Lost her hotness on Monk, IMFO

Liked her when she was on Boston Common.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Boston common

I remember that show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what a terrible first name

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

This is the best GIS I could find of her.

I’m not saying I wouldn’t but she’s not my first choice.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

she is not mine either

I jist find her attractive

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

not the same girl

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

grazi

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Heyman with a Boras scoop.
JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
#reds, madson in agreement.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

Oh dang.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

at least the angels didn't get him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh me either.

Just interesting news.

Reds vs Cards will be salty.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

This game has been very good

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

What game are you watching?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

tOSU vs. Illinois

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

BORING

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Far from it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, it's the same Shipping War now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

I think that was the series premier

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It was...

Get your ass to finding the season finale of Moonshiners, bro

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I am gonna wait till it is in netflix

that way I can see all of them. or until discovery starts replaying the season again

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I didn't know that.

I like it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

ott is gonna be hella sore tomorrow.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

So this show is just about them sending shit?

Is it better than it sounds?

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Mavs move to .500

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 PM CST reply actions  

use the bathroom like an adult

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

haha

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

instead, well just gum it up on the back boards doing overlapping passes.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Illinois player scored 43 of the 79 points

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

Who?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Paul

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

He was something like 8/10 from 3

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

That'll do it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

MIKE JONES

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Goddamnit Goose!

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM CST reply actions  

Max

Your new facebook photo makes your updates even more entertaining … because I picture a smart ass kid posting them.

by The Best Micah on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 PM CST reply actions  

Hah thanks!

It’s what I go for.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Such a frustrating game.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 PM CST reply actions  

stars games typically are.

you know this

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have to accept it.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

yikes

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking Carl Edwards

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 10, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

This is why I hate Carl Edwards

> Loses Championship
> ???
> Gets to be on TV with Kate Beckinsale

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Blocked as pornography.

Way to treat me like an adult, Academy.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh.

You can find better with a safe search on GIS, I bet.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm all about principles.

I have an unfiltered smart phone, but still…PRINCIPLES.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

jesus

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

GODDAMNIT

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

why cant we beat the goddamn ducks

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

We can...

That’s the problem.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

and that was all on robidas. fucking touch the puck you pussy.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

This is clearly a case of playing down to your opponent...

You’re playing Anaheim with their backup goalie in net.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

she wears denim wherever she goes

now she’s gonna get some records by the Status Quo

by Schoolly_D on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 PM CST reply actions  

time to watch some first season of big love

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions  

KEEP THE FAITH

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Carl Edwards was probably there too

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 10, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Snap
JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
hearing, madson deal is for 1 year. good deal for #reds. and gives madson chance to rack up saves for very good team.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

O dag

I think we know why JD was interested now.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Reds are going to be salty next year.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Mebbe.

I haven’t looked at their depth.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Latos, Marshall & Madson are strong adds.

For not giving up much else.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Convinced? No.

But I’m not especially worried about it. He puts up league average GB% numbers and is a high K low BB guy.

And he’s 23. I expect him to be pretty good there.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

IT'S THE FUCKING DUCKS

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 PM CST reply actions  

I ordered a package off Amazon ...

that was shipped next day air. It left Philly 1 hour ago and will be at my door by 3 pm tomorrow. Does the fact that I’m amazed it could get here so quick make me sound old?

by elchicodelgado on Jan 10, 2012 10:32 PM CST reply actions  

i think its pretty amazing too.

just think about how many other packages are being shipped at the same time. its pretty awesome.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm glad I'm not alone in my awe.

If I was in Philly and wanted to get to Dallas in 12 hrs it’d cost me a thousand bucks. My DVD, $3.99 with amazon prime to my door.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Dangit

I’m not although I did feel old at the Cotton Bowl when I looked a drunk group of students and thought “you’re not old enough to have those beers!” I’m only 6 years out of college. Old man in a young body I guess.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

methuselah

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh. So long as the waistband on your pants isn't migrating toward your navel, you should be okay.

Of course, when I was college aged there was a widely circulated commercial that caricatured retirees as wearing white shoes and complaining about the government full time, and nowadays the same could be said of trill Ron Paul voters.

by other_shoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

My beer gut is overtaking my waistband so I win

If I ever have to choose beer gut over 34 inch waist pants or 40 inch waist pants over gut and navel I will go gut over waist every time.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

what is the worst thing your parents made you eat as a child?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Wheat grass juice

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

that stuff is horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Tomato

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

indeed

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

peanut butter, mayonaise, pickle sandwich

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it is

my dad and his father put onions on them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Really? That sounds like the most disgusting thing ever.

by Arson55 on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

me either. food was normal, and i wasnt one of those chicken fingers or bust kind of kids

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Tomato is the only thing I remember them making me eat

I gave everything a fair shot

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

canned spinach

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Even the frozen stuff is pretty wretched unless used in a recipe, preferably one heavy in dairy.

But canned spinach is the worst of the worst.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Cooking fresh is so easy. It's not worth the sacrifice

If you must go frozen I agree, heavy cream makes it better.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Has anyone seen the City of Life and Death?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 PM CST reply actions  

I just started it

I don’t like the fact it is in black and white

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Subject matter is why I am watching it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

They've got a good OL...

…but they invested more in it.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...ok.

I’d still rather have Ingram. And I’m becoming more intrigued by Dre.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahah.

It’s just sooo high for a guard. And this is coming from a guy who liked Pittsburgh taking Pouncey that high.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

damnit. that was going to be my big "exhibit a" haha

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

or having one of the most promising left OLs in football!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

maybe it’s stupid, probably is, but if you’re taking an olineman with such a high pick, it better be an OT, you can find good OGs. I’d rather have INgram as well…i want dominant OT or DL with that pick.

by Longhorn on Jan 10, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

but i really dont feel like there are any dominant DL in this draft.

drafting a tackle in the first round would be dumb. if ingram and decastro are both there, its gonna be a tough decision. but im salivating at having some good, young talent on the line for a change.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

I’m not as down on our guards as most, either. In fact, I think we may need a center more than a guard…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

BTDubs,

SBN’s latest Mock Draft had both RG3 and Kendall Wright going to Cleveland. It’s going to be weird being a diehard Cleveland fan.

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Has Coples falling to 20

told you he’s about to plummet.

by sprite on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd take him there easy

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

walter football

has the redskins trading up to 2 to take RG3

by Longhorn on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

They can't

Bradford’s contract is crazy

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

And he's no longer the new hotness

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey fuck that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

It is going to happen

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Am I crazy?

This is the same guy who failed at Nebraska, right?

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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

yep. 27-22

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh, college != pros

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

also

another sign that Garrett has jimmy johnson control of this team. if he has his way, it will be decastro.

by Longhorn on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I doubt any Cowboys coach will have the level of control that Jimmy Johnson did.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

In either actual or control...

Or more importantly perceived control.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Johnson was a unique case.

Jerry was still getting his feet wet and literally let Johnson do whatever he wanted.

Also… Jimmy was the sort of person that wouldn’t take shit from anyone. He was that way at Miami and OSU.

It was kind of a one in a million thing. Current Jerry can probably cede some or even a lot of control (at least compared to Wade or Campo days) but he’ll always be more involved than he ever was when Jimmy was the coach.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

from what i've read

jerry was pretty heavily involved in those jimmy days as well…

by Longhorn on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay.

Believe whatever you’d like.

Romo >>>>>>>> Aikman after all.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not entirely fair

I think Jerry was involved, but not in the same way as now… I think that was before he really fancied himself a football guy, so he sat in the room and let Jimmy make most of the decisions. Then he started thinking he was smart enough to take over, and the rest is history.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

i was like 9 or 10 during those years

that’s why i’m going by what people who wrote about those cowboys said about it…that’s all.

Romo >>>>>>>> Aikman

the most truth ever

by Longhorn on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

I think that statement is recency bias at it’s finest.

Romo is a very good QB and does certain things better than Aikman. But to say he is significantly better at that position shows a dependency on stats to evaluate a QB rather than actual talent in my opinion.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think that's clear (or true) at all

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Major League is on.

I never thought it was realistic for the winning run to score from second base on an infield hit (because it hardly ever happens). Then I saw it with my own eyes. God bless you 2010 Josh Hamilton.

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

didn't Elvis do it on a Hamilton infield single this year?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that was under the radar

well, i just saw it…but, i’m liking Bill Callahan coming on board with the Cowboys

by Longhorn on Jan 10, 2012 10:45 PM CST reply actions  

his wiki has already changed

quick

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 10, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

bam

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm watching the Graduate.

You’d definitely sleep with Anne Bancroft if she was trying to seduce you, right?

by mizzou918 on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Yep

No debate. Original cougar.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, indeed.

And by all accounts I’ve read Bancroft was a really good person.

by other_shoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone here frequent GoodFriend in E. Dallas?

Best beer bar around. Some have better selections but none have a more thought out variety or a cooler staff. I love that place.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 PM CST reply actions  

anyone know who the OCs and DCs were during Parcell's tenure here?

Sean Payton and Tony Sparno on the offensive side i believe…
on defense, was it Mike Zimmer the entire time?

by Longhorn on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST reply actions  

Carthon was the first OC (in name at least)

Wasn’t Z the DC at first?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

He was.

Then replaced by Brian Stewart.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Carthon!

that’s right…Stewart was brought in by Wade. there had to be another DC after Zim but before Stewart…i think

by Longhorn on Jan 10, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Zimmer was DC pre Parcells I think.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Zimmer was DC from 2000-2006.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 10, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking Stars

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 10, 2012 11:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

what kind of porno we talking about here?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't imagine doing what John Rabe did

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 11:25 PM CST reply actions  

How big was she?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what I am talking about

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 10, 2012 11:41 PM CST reply actions  

im rather perplexed by this post haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

So guys - I'm bored

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 PM CST reply actions  

I'm in San Francisco

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

go to another airport

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

My red-eye back to Dallas doesn't leave for two hours

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Pick me up on the way

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 11, 2012 12:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm on the wrong side of the state, bub.

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Dammit!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 11, 2012 12:07 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Monday no :(

I’ll be skiing

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

NO YOU HAVE TIME

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

No, I don't for the following three reasons.

First, I’ve been spending too much time on LSB in general.
Second, I can’t show up unprepared for this crucial meeting.
Third, this essay is … wait a minute I see what you’re doing.

by other_shoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Those are poor excuses.

I think you just think you’re better than LSB

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Truth be told, I'm astonished at the rate and quality of contribution by some of LSB's commenters.

I’m at about a 100 posts a month, and most of those begin with “Yep” or “Yeah.”

by other_shoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

That's sad on our part...

I feel like a loser almost at 15k

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

me too

sometimes I feel weird about posting on a baseball blog but never posting anything about baseball

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is weird

I only know one person in this board and doubt any if y’all know anybody that I do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Obviously not affinity for each other.

Or our opinions (cough BIGTILL.)

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 11, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

And, I'm overselling a bit

since one of the things that makes this community meaningful to me is that I like talking to other Texans or folks with Texan ties. Co-location may not be essential, but there is a common geographic experience for most of us. But I enjoy chatting with Jonthefon with whom I share only a language and fandom.

by other_shoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 11, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 11, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I got rice cooking in the microwave

a three day beard I don’t plan to shave

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

So I just got addicted to one of those stupid facebook games

triple town… been playing about an hour now.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 11, 2012 12:23 AM CST reply actions  

I'm at the Admirals Club in SFO and there are a bunch of people

here meeting up doing mileage runs like me, but they all decided to meet and talk about elite status and promotions and stuff and they are all a big bunch of stupid dorks. Is this what LSB meetups are like!?!?!

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:25 AM CST reply actions  

probably

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You tell us this stuff all the time.

Why does it make it worse for them because they have a receptive audience?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 11, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's because I want to punch them for being so dorky

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Plus they are ruining the ambience that is expected of the club.

Being super loud and obnoxious. It’s embarrassing.

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

go up to them and look them in the eyes as you say:

act like youve been there before you bastards!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

here.

fucking a. time for me to go to bed

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

If only I could contractually drink alcohol

I would have at least joined in and been loud with them

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha this is probably true

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I really wonder what he thinks of these

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm still convinced he is Josey

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so

I think he likes arguing with him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i think he likes us arguing with him.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Impressions

Hits
Visits
MONEY

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

i bet he likes it when we argue about arguing with him.

which happens quite a bit.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

well

yeah. I have had a couple decent conversations with him though

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yep.

AJM isn’t him because I’m sure AJM has better things to do than to troll himself.

by mizzou918 on Jan 11, 2012 12:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If you were going to build a conspiracy theory, I think the better route for a pattently silly theory is as follows:

When the other brother showed up, his screen name was bmuney. Bill Munny is the lead character in Unforgiven, starring a directed by Clint Eastwood, who also starred as …

by other_shoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

violence is not the answer, benj

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sometimes I wonder Chromaster

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

it is not, hana

especially in an airport

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know i know

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

cs,b time

I knew a guy who worked in a chilis too who pushed a guy. was escorted out of the airport and can never work in one again

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What gigantic DORKSSSSS

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

IT IS ABOUT TIME, SCHULTZY

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:36 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

HE GOT LAID?!

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

no

he played his word

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

>feels the ground

>>ground isn’t frozen

Nope.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 11, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

youre in hell?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Lufkin, Texas, actually.

So … yes?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

fact.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

/brian wilson

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

eww

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

/kill self

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

bigtill will be very upset if you do this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hed be more upset to learn i had turned into brian wilson.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I doubt he knows who that is

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

where is lufkin and why are you there?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Deep East Texas.

I travel to either Beaumont or Lufkin once a month. We switch off. Sometimes we travel to the bustling metropolis of Sherman, but that’s a scheduled thing rather than something we do every month.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 11, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

SHERMAN!

MY BIRTH CITY

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I have been to any of these unless they are on the way to shreveport

going there is the only times I have been to east texas

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sherman/Denison

The bomb.com. Denison is my true home city

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I have heard that place sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

eff you my bro was on the 84 state championship team bro

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I doubt this

you are about a year younger than me. that is the year I was born.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

See, but he was.

I have a 43 year old bro, 41 year old bro and a 37 year old sis

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

mormon?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope

Half brothers and half sister. All same mom

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

ok

this makes sense.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My cousin is from Longview.

That’s as familiar as I am.

by mizzou918 on Jan 11, 2012 12:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Poignant and appropriate response

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Sigh :(

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

sometimes I admire him for holding out

then I have sex and it goes away

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I just know he's gonna end up a millionaire

married to some knockout. And we’ll all be jealous.

by mizzou918 on Jan 11, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We're talking about Schultzy, not me

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I go to OSU so how could I possibly be successful?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 11, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

this will probably happen. that or he will be 40 with a cat

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Should we place a Schultzy virgin betting game

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Makes your hand feel useful, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 11, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

how did you know?

I switch it up that way one doesn’t feel neglected

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

red tails looks bad

but terrence howard is a bad ass

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:49 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Does anyone ever have any idea what the hell they're doing when they are/were dating?

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:52 AM CST reply actions  

nope

I just roll with it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

money whip em.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

this was assumed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

why the fuck you think i'm going to vail

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

dating is stupid

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 11, 2012 1:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

dating is stupid

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 11, 2012 1:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

they just showed highlights of the alcs

nellie was a beast. I miss nadel

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

better times, my friend.

better times.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

not for you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

bama's winning doesnt help the sting of the rangers loss.

just like the rangers loss didnt bring down my mavericks high.

they are all independent of each other, yet connected in a strange, overarching kind of way.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I'm finally over the World Series.

Shit happens. Let’s just put it behind us and win it all this year.

by mizzou918 on Jan 11, 2012 1:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have been over it since the day after

I get over things quickly. plus, I believe we will get another chance. this team is too good

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ugh

I was wrong. they are showing game six highlights. this sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 1:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We're not going to win it all this year

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 11, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

quit it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i really need to sleep, but i have no interest in going to bed right now.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 12:57 AM CST reply actions  

This is where I am. Blahhhhhh

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 11, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a flight in an hour

I’m digging yall being up. Wifi on the flight but I’m gonna try to sleep the whole flight

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Thanks man!

Night

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 3:09 AM CST up reply actions  

six o'clock is going.to.come early

this new job sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 12:59 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Yo you gonna get those pizza pies?

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

ordering them tomorrow so that they will be here by the weekend. they better not suck. 80 dollars is a lot to pay for pizza

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 1:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They won't suck

Don’t forget to tell me what you think

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I will

I am pretty excited. probably more than I should for pizza. I had to explain it to the girlfriend. she is not as excited. I showed her the picture “LOOK AT ALL THE CHEESE!”

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

she doesn't smoke though, so her palate is not as refined as mine

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

When the moon hits your eyes

like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

by mizzou918 on Jan 11, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

when the stars in the sky

light up like you’ve had too much wine, you’re in love

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 1:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

benji

I know you did not ask me but don’t buy those shoes. they are hideous. they look like a high top golf shoe

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 1:12 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

>Pandemic II

> World develops vaccine
> Vaccine prevents you from infecting everyone new
> Everyone already infected
> Everyone still dying
> Vaccine great success?

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 11, 2012 1:16 AM CST reply actions  

Come on, one more point so I can make everyone insane before they die

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 11, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

The last 17,800 infected are now batshit insane

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 11, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

i like having completely random pairs of symptoms like sores and dementia

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 11, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

My favorite is getting necrosis, insanity and dimentia

ZOMBIES!

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 11, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I always makes sure it has pulmonary edema

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 11, 2012 1:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's one of the best ones from a gameplay standpoint

It really upps the fatality bar and it’s pretty damn cheap

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 11, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

**

Every day on LSB, there’s a picture of a hot chick trying to bum me out.

by other_shoe on Jan 11, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, she's not really there for you

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 11, 2012 1:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Some last minute depression for the last 17 people in india

Sounds apropos.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 11, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Just finished a playthrough where Mexico was the only country that wasn't annihilated

my mind exploded

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 11, 2012 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Anyone up?

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 3:12 AM CST reply actions  

Yay!

Why are you up?

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 3:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Night owl.

And currently unemployed so it kind of means I’ve migrated back to my sleep whenever schedule.

by Arson55 on Jan 11, 2012 3:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm on a flight and can't sleep with a throbbing headache :-/

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 11, 2012 3:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I fucking hate headaches.

Used to get them all the time, but not as much for the last year or so. I really don’t know why…not that I’m complaining.

by Arson55 on Jan 11, 2012 3:35 AM CST up reply actions  

BTO

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 11, 2012 7:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

This is the first time I've ever been up before a weekday OT thread

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 11, 2012 7:28 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

They've been getting posted later and later in the morning it seems.

And I’m too lazy to create a fanpost right now.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 11, 2012 7:36 AM CST up reply actions  

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