OT II
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 2:29 PM CST
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Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. (NYSE: WMT), branded as Walmart since 2008 and Wal-Mart before then, is an American multinational retailer corporation that runs chains of large discount department stores and warehouse stores. The company is the world's 18th largest public corporation, according to the Forbes Global 2000 list, and the largest public corporation when ranked by revenue. It is also the biggest private employer in the world with over 2 million employees, and is the largest retailer in the world.
The company was founded by Sam Walton in 1962, incorporated on October 31, 1969, and publicly traded on the New York Stock Exchange in 1972. It is headquartered in Bentonville, Arkansas. Walmart is also the largest grocery retailer in the United States. In 2009, it generated 51% of its US$258 billion sales in the U.S. from grocery business.[2] It also owns and operates the Sam's Club retail warehouses in North America.
Walmart has 8,500 stores in 15 countries, under 55 different names.[3] The company operates under its own name in the United States, including the 50 states and Puerto Rico. It operates in Mexico as Walmex, in the United Kingdom as Asda, in Japan as Seiyu, and in India as Best Price. It has wholly owned operations in Argentina, Brazil, and Canada. Walmart's investments outside North America have had mixed results: its operations in the United Kingdom, South America and China are highly successful, whereas ventures in Germany and South Korea were unsuccessful.
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craziest wal mart story?
craziest restaraunt story?
craziest bar story?
craziest roadtrip story?
craziest of the craziest stories?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions
Next time I see you, I'll tell you about my new years trip to LA.
It’s not fit for a written record.
lol.. i saw your check-ins on facebook.
Hey Im moving your way March 27th!!!!!!!!!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
The facebook photos were of me alone except for one of me at brunch....no harm there.
One photo that I wanted to take but didn’t was on the 1st, there was a single fake eyelash on the shelf of the bathroom of the room…..still don’t have any clue who it belonged to.
I look forward to the story over a borboun and a chicken sandwich
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
whatchoo doin this weekend
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure.
Maybe you guys can help me with this…..I’m not sure what this means, but this girl texted me yesterday (background, she asked me if I was around late this week, I say yes):
“Mmm kkkk. Well if u r we should get out. I am off and have a couple ideas of stuff I want to do.”
I don’t really know what that is supposed to even mean.
i dont know why a girl would want to hang out with you either.
haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
indeed we did, end of the month
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
wait you are moving? where too and who with?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
635 and macarthur
herbie
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
??????
hmmm
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
well they are talking about the "bitch"
who is a pediatric RN now and you got in a fight with her about how long a woman carries a baby to full term or something stupid.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't get in a fight with anyone.
I sat there while she shouted at me and told me that the internet was wrong.
lol
i dont think there was any shouting.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
I also didn't call her a bitch.
I just said she was scary. She got mad at me once because she blamed me for you not being in the same room of the bar that she was in. You were just buying old dudes beers…..not sure it was my fault?
ROCKIN THE SUBURBS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Used to be my hood
back in ’01
Miss those days worked in Carrollton and it only took me 10 mins to get there.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
My favorite place I've ever had was right there...
On Las Colinas blvd. I was 10 minutes from everywhere. Irving is underrated.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
True story...
Las Colinas and Valley Ranch are very acceptable.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I like it
Won’t be here forever, but it’s cheaper than Dallas and really not THAT far from anything.
Ft Worth is kinda far I guess
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 12, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
I could be at a Stars game from my apt in ten minutes.
And to work in 15.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Yeah rush hour sucks sometimes
But in general it’s 20 min to Arlington and 20 min to Uptown/Dallas which are pretty much the only places I go
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 12, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
sounds like she might be a member of The Klan
be careful
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
oh and I like sushi since we last talked so thats an option
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Oh perfect.
I’m glad sushi doesn’t make you vomit anymore. I thought you were moving in January or December?
march 27th is the exact date... i wanna do it big that night.. big blowout
celebraish
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Why you gotta make OT threads with damn questions
Can’t we just fucking talk OT without having these artificial conversation starters?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Coming soon in OT III:
What was your favorite conversation starter from the OT threads?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
I think my favorite thing that I ever saw while bartending
was this barely 21-year old kid in a sparkly silver shirt trying to start a fight with one of our regulars. The regular was a 6’7 (I’m assuming, I never saw him stand all the way up, bad back) and had hands the size of my head with the added bonus of being a scout in Vietnam. The kid keeps trying to get in his face, and the old man keeps shoeing him away, and then the kid starts unloading the slurs. One hand right in the middle of the kid’s chest and he flew across the room, Earl never got out of his chair and the kid ran out of the bar crying.
30 minutes later, he shows back up with HIS grandfather, cane and all. They walk in, the kid points the regular out. The grandpas looks at the kid, shakes his head and leaves.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 12, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha....thats awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I got a bison/elk combo pack from a dealer! score!
I dont know how to cook the shit.. but whatever. ill figure it out.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 2:42 PM CST reply actions
bison burgers.
bison chili
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
the steaks I already have an idea to cube them and do shickabobs....
the venison I think I am going to marinate in jalapeno juice and garlic and dice them up and sauttee it. then pour some gravy on it over a bed of rice.
beef stragonoff if you will.. but with venison chunks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Sausage
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 12, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
This reminds me of the Jimmy Dean sausage complaint...
I’m sure LSB has already tackled it, but here it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
bison steaks are bomb-diggity, yo
or whatever you kids talk like these days
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
they do not talk like that
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
damn kids
with your youtube and your rock and roll and your hula hoops
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Goddamn it, Chili Peppers
Rescheduling from March all the way to fucking October (read: when WildcatPhoenix will no longer be living near DFW).
Grrrrrr!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
likely a turrible place to see/hear them
I mean, at least a Lady Gaga has some showbiz dazzle to look at …
They are going to be in Houston.
Arctic Monkeys opening. Do want. Sigh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 12, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, it's going to be a killer show.
If you haven’t seen them live, they are fantastic. I was never the hugest fan of their albums until El Camino, but have loved the shit out of their live shows for years. Go see them.
I have.
Went to a Black Keys/Kings of Leon concert just for them. We left halfway through KOL…they have a crazy number of girls of all ages who are superfans.
You could tell even the Black Keys felt like they shouldn’t be opening for them…to say nothing of the lesser but very vocal fans of their’s.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 12, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Well, you left just in time to not miss anything then
Since that was the show that got cut off due to some boozin’
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 12, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
I went to the makeup for bird-poop-gate
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
John Mayer said he's playing at Stubbs BBQ for sxsw
let’s go!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Good luck getting in
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 12, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
TWSS
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'd be willing to bet that I wouldn't really get along with the typical sxsw goer
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Sure you would.
He’s standing next to you.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
oh. my. god.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Eff you
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Hey FP
There’s a kid in pep band with me who looks like he could be your younger brother.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
this guy?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
failfailfail
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Ha
No
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
BiENVENiDOS
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Hipster Hitler
don’t give a das fuck.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Pffft, linguistic details
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
come at me bru
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Kommen Sie at me, mein Bruder!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
too long; nicht gelesen
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
LSB, Deutschland Style:
cs, b- Ein sehr kuhl story, mein Bruder!
tl;dr- Zu long, nicht gelesen
BTO- BigTill is kaput im Kopf!
PADMY- Der SprungerMichaelJungsWeitergebung
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Just shorten it to
Komm auf mich, Bruder.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Pffft
We’re not looking for authenticity here.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
He looks remarkably healthy for being over 100
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
EVERYBODY BE STEALIN MY SHIT
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY MASTERMINDED BY FUCKING JEFF SKIN WADE
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I think I might send my daughter to a friend's house tonight and drink until I can't feel feelings anymore.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
when I do this aqua.. i usually get more emotional...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Drinking while depressed is bad juju, man...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
My wife and son left about 40 minutes ago from my house in an ambulance.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
shit man
I wish I knew what to say…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
damn...fucking hate it when bad shit happens to good people
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm not that great of a person
But he is. I’ve had 27 years to blow opportunities, waste potential, and make mistakes. He’s had less than 4 months. Might not get much more than that, either.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you know what i mean tho
I’ll keep you guys in my thoughts and prayers.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You're not a bad person either, though.
I hate that you’re going through this. Regardless of what kind of person you are, no one should have to go through that.
I’m very sorry.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Damnit
That bad?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 12, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
We don't know anything yet.
But I am a pessimist.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
=\
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 12, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
I am too
but I won’t be for this, man. Your family is in my thoughts.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 12, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Bullshit.
The fact that you recognize your fallibility, your limitations—i.e. your essential humanity—makes you better than most.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This makes me really really fucking sad dude.
I’m keeping my hopes up for him.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Do we have anybody here that plays Old Republic?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I want to but haven't pulled the trigger yet.....
Have you played it? How is it?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't yet.
Thought about buying it and playing for about 12 hours tonight.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I was slated to beta test
BUT APPARENTLY MY MOBILE DEVICE DOES NOT MEET THE SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What is your server?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i'm on Sanctum of the Exalted on the republic side
kind of wanted to play empire but all the people that i played WoW with in the past decided to roll republic, but we also made and empire alt guild so i can play both sides anyway. too bad i’m at work or i’d prob. be on right now.
RF
You been in Iowa City lately?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
you live in the sticks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
What?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 12, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
One of the saddest things I've ever masturbated to?
A segment on HBO’s Real Sex where a group of women was performing oral sex on a super life like sex doll.
Actually, I guess it’s not THAT sad…
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 12, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not like when I was first starting out in the spank biz
and channel 74 was scrambled adult PPV channel and every few seconds you could sort of see like a night vision boob or two.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
night vision porn!
i used to whack off to that shit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
That doesn't sound that bad at all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Been there, seen it, got the t-shirt
…..used it to clean up the mess
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 5:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i always hated that show
but as a young lad id give anything a try as long as it had an ‘n’ in the guide
but damn is that show gross
by studcrackers on Jan 12, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like a job for Loblaw.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 12, 2012 6:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did ya'll see this video that I found? How can these guys sit WITH the players?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
ha ha ha fuck off
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
lol
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
road trip to illinois
fo sho.
we’re eavesdropping the fuck out of cops. big time. black ones, white ones, hispanic ones, chicks, fuck it, when it comes to eavesdropping, we don’t fucking give a fuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 12, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Great quote from the P.D. spokesperson:
Mr. Donahue added that allowing the audio recording of police officers while performing their duty "can affect how an officer does his job on the street."
No shit, motherfucker. That’s the point.
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by Brian Thomas on Jan 12, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
"Uh, excuse me, colonialbob from Metro News 1. Isn't that the whole fucking idea?"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
what an awful law
if I’m talking to you while I’m working, odds are that I’m recording you. And I kind of always assume someone is probably recording me. Eh…no biggie.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
so THAT'S where you've been
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Just kidding I've been plowing babes.
by FuturePants on Jan 12, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
you got your magnum condoms for you monster dong, your wad of hundreds and you're ready to plow
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I read more and more stories about cops kiboshing bystanders recording them under the guise of "interfering with a police investigation" or some variant
Is there any scenario where a citizen 20 feet or more away quietly videotaping a cop is actually interfering with an interrogation?
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by Brian Thomas on Jan 12, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
the excuse I've heard made is
that tape is now evidence of a crime and then seizing the recording device as evidence. How about this..just act like people are always watching you because they probably are.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
The only thing I ever shot that was remotely sensitive involved an accident on an Army base.
I was astonished that they let me keep the tape and just wanted a copy.
if, while I was at work, someone shot video that we needed as real evidence, I would take their device (chain of custody for evidence), immediately make a copy, and then get that back to them ASAP
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Yeah, the investigators were very careful about it, wanting me to accompany the tape.
I didn’t really think about it in terms of chain of custody at the time, but that’s almost certainly what was going on.
The Blue Wall of Silence....
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix
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by Brian Thomas on Jan 12, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
also, the hippie got arrested for selling art without a permit?
uh..I hate it when someone busts this line out on me, but I believe it works here: don’t you have anything better to do?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Damn
just had to run outside to my car for a sec and it’s snowing like a mofo.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
maybe its just canadian mist
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Derp derp, Canadian bacon, derp derp
Yeah I got nothin’…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man, how rad would it be if this were still around to mix with my vodka?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
wal mart makes a version
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
you try the 7-11 Peach slurpee w/ vodka yet?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
no. i bet its gross
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
u have me hooked on stuart freemans
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I read that as you have me hooked on stuart's semen.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Excellent!
I wish that the urban dictionary definition didn’t specify it as only for the black community though.
White people love a good Stuart Freeman in their mouth.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
from urban dictionary:
Stuart Freeman 51 up, 8 down
Drink made with Orange Soda and Vodka usually seen in black neighborhoods.
Bitch got me steamin’
Chillin on the corner wit a cold Stuart Freeman
x
I saw the least tempting promo I have ever witnessed last week:
“Miss the ‘Thriller’ episode of Glee? Well now’s your chance!”
the drummer from the black keys looks like the world's tallest man you see in all the Ripley's Believe it or Not museums and shit.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
now's your chance to miss it?
That line is ambiguous at best.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD unfriend.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
When i worked at the ballpark, I used to collect Sports CLips coupons.
Went two years without paying for a haircut.
did you tip?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
14.95 pro cuts..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yikes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
firstworldproblems
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Whenever my parents tell me I need a haircut
I tell them “There are kids starving in The Gambia. They can’t afford to eat. You want me to spend money for some lady to cut my hair. How selfish.”
Guess she's going...
….platinum blonde, yuk yuk yuk.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
1/10
Ugh. C’mon, Wildcat.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
shave your head
Bought a $20 trimmer years ago and it’s all I’ve ever needed
The money I’ve saved from not needing haircuts and shampoo over the last 7yrs has bought me a TV for my office.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I was already going bald, so shaving my head doesn't make that much difference.
But it does save lots of time and money.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That's why I did it
One day I was sitting at the computer and my damn wisps of hair in the front kept falling in my face. I finally got sick of it, stood up, yelled ‘fuck it’ and went straight to the bathroom, got the dog trimmer and shaved my head. Freaked the wife out at first, (“what the hell are you doing??”) but once it was all gone, she dug it.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I shaved my head, and right after that my wife got about 8 inches of hair cut off.
We freaked people out at the next family function.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Haircuts cost me, at most, $30
And that’s with a tip.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 12, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah a simple cut shouldn't cost that much...
wonder where she is going and what she gets done for it to be that much fucking money.
To me, that sounds like a cut, color and highlight
At the very least.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 12, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
would have to be
or extensions
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Hmm ... yeah, could be
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 12, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
x
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
just the tip? what kind of barber are you going to?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
send that shit to #humblebrag
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by Brian Thomas on Jan 12, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Music Rec
A friend of mine, gigantor Ranger fan, former Dentonite, and all around solid dude puts out some Ben Foldsy funky blues jams.
Check him out: on Spotify or at DariusTX
He also wrote the music for that Burning Man – Oh the Places You’ll go Video that’s been making the rounds and was once a keyboardist for Kevin Federline So…there’s that.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
+ the Jicks?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Have you seen him with the Jicks before?
It’s…not Pavement.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I used to work there when Mohawk first opened.
There were nights when we’d close early cause ain’t nobody showed up.
Now it’s fucking off the hook.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
what were your dates of employment?
were you a bar back? I can list all the shows we might’ve seen each other at
I did everything but mostly just worked the door.
I was there from the moment it opened so like end of 2005 I think to beginning of 2007?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I just might watch this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 12, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Damn
Relationships are fucking brutal on your Netflix queue. :-/
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
DVR looks like shit, too
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 12, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
Oh christ, no kidding
Mine stays about 90% full, and most of it is goddamn HGTV or What Not To Wear bullshit.
The current top 10 in my queue:
1. Perfume: A Story of a Murderer (hers)
2. Willow (mine, haven’t ever seen it)
3. Perfect Blue (hers, anime bullshit)
4. Sudden Impact
5. Brideshead Revisted (WTF??)
6. The Woodsman
7. Neverwhere: Disc 1 (hers)
8. Warrior
9. Neverwhere: Disc 2 (hers)
10. Hedwig and the Angry Itch (fucking hers, goddamn transvestite movie)
UGH.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
x
2. Willow (mine, haven’t ever seen it)
After your anti blowjob rant, this now seals the deal that you are my new LSB sworn nemesis.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Lol dude, that's why it's #2 out of 200+
I’m working on it, geez.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
You robbed childhood Wildcat of so much wonderous magic.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
fuck Willow.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
die die die die die die die die die
die die die die die die die die
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
twas my nickname in 1st grade
so fuck that movie
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
ha ha oh yeah i think youve mentioned this before.
Same deal with one of my best friends in high school.
God he would get pissed if someone called him that.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
haha....yea it automatically gets a big fuck you when its mentioned
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
At least it wasn't Mad Mardigan
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
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by Brian Thomas on Jan 12, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
What kind of midget porn are we talking about here?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I'm well past the point where I've seen just about everything I ever wanted to see
Now it’s down to the “seeing things you should’ve seen” phase.
Honestly the Dirty Harry movies have been a beating, with a few funny moments/great lines tossed in.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
It's all about catching them in the same era they're released.
There’s a shit ton of 80’s movies that don’t hold up today for shit, but your brain still associates them as awesome because it was when first viewed.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Lol definitely
Although some things age well. I swear, the Blues Brothers and Caddyshack are still fucking hilarious.
But I didn’t (brace yourselves, LSB) really think Ghostbusters was all that funny, except for Bill Murray and that one line by Dan Akroyd.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
sigh.
Which one line?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
"Yep...it's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man"
Classic.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Murray alone should make you think that movie was hilarious.
Literally just about every line of dialogue of his in that movie makes me at least smile.
PLUS RICK MORANIS, YO!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Murray was money, for sure
Rick Moranis was just annoying.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
I liked Hedwig
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 12, 2012 4:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm liking your chick already.
Any chick that can stomach Perfect Blue and enjoys some Neil gaiman is ok with me.
She's an art major
And Gaiman kicks ass, so those should be tolerable (although MirrorMask was feckin’ weird).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Lol she's adequately sane...just eclectic
Listens to death metal (Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth, Moonspell), recovering anime enthusiast with a big Japanese fixation, graphic design/studio art major, decent taste in movies but hates Good Will Hunting (almost a gamebreaker).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
Japan is just so damn awesome.
Nowhere else do you get to see as much weird shit. It’s like if Ripley’s was an entire fucking country.
So true
Weird ass country. I’ve never been somewhere that kept me fascinated and simultaneously creeped me out, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
It's on my list of places to see.
- is New Zealand but it is so damn expensive. I have so many places I want to go to but have decided I’ll just never have the time and money to see them all.
Totally worth the trip
Super advanced, safe (except for the occasional tsunami), ridiculously polite and friendly people, breathtaking scenery, badass history, cool architecture, great food.
Can’t wait to go back. We hit Kyoto, Nikko, the Takayama region, and Tokyo, but I really want to visit Nara and Hiroshima next time.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
It's on my list of places to see.
- is New Zealand but it is so damn expensive. I have so many places I want to go to but have decided I’ll just never have the time and money to see them all.
New Zealand
When you go, I’d recommend scheduling the majority of your time on the south island. Take at least 4 days in Queenstown.
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
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by Brian Thomas on Jan 12, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
Freud would have had a field-day in Japan
their sexual proclivities are legendary…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
haha listens to Death Metal
buy her a Cattle Decapitation record for comedic value and see what happens.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Hey, Wildcat
Your lady is into death metal, Neil Gaiman, and is an art major?
Does she have a sister? :)
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Alas, an only child (and how!)
Sorry RC.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
More like Neil
GAY MAN! AMIRITE??
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have no idea who he is.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Apparently he was on the Simpsons too...
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Go get
American Gods, and read then come back.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
So I've heard
Almost bought her a dual copy of American Gods and Anansi Boys for christmas.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yessir
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
BTO - that book isn't that good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
haha i was like WTF
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
BTO?
Bachmann Turner Overdrive?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
did you like that book?
I just found it boring
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I loved it
definitely one of my faves. I’m also a huge Stephen King fan and it reminded me a lot of The Talisman another of my faves.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
may have to read again......I generally agree w/ most people on here on books
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
For a minute, I thought you guys were saying
BigTill had written a book of his opinions.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 12, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
worst selling book of all time
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Ooooooooooooh!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
the publisher wouldn't agree w/ it and decide to dump the project
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Perfect Blue is actually really badass.
Just sayin’.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's not that her movies are all that bad
I wouldn’t have married her if I thought she had awful movie taste.
It’s just having to watch one of her movies every couple of days that is annoying, while I’m paying for it of course.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
"It's not so much that I want to kill her
It’s just..I want her, not to be alive…anymore."
I liked dating chicks with weird movie tastes. Introduced me to stuff I would have probably never seen otherwise. Plus I get tired of Hollywood stuff.
I'm just not that big into anime
We’ve already gone through just about every Miyazaki movie ever.
Granted, I subject her to enough arty farty foreign shit and old ass classics, so I guess turnabout is fair play.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not talking about anime specifically.
One girl I dated was really into European movies…Goodbye Lenin, Run Lola Run, etc. Another was way into Chinese movies and independent movies. I found a good number of things I liked on top of the shit that made me question the chick’s sanity.
Lol
I’m the one who exposes her to all that stuff (I actually have Goodbye Lenin and Run Lola Run on DVD in fact, lol).
It’s mostly anime, Tim Burton (ugh), cross-dressing/transvestite movies, and Lady in the Fuckin’ Water from her.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
T-town, homey
Ridin’ durty on the mean streets of Tyler.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I prefer a couple of other Satoshi Kon films
Paprika and Millennium Actress, but I liked it a lot.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I've meant to watch those for awhile.
Paprika, especially, but I just haven’t ever gotten around to it.
Paprika is just balls out nutzo in the best way.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Paprika is an excellent spice
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Make them get their own damn Netflix account.
Tell the girl that you are just trying to empower her.
When are we going to have LSB karaoke night?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
whenever you stop going to Waco for the weekend
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
Boom.
But seriously, who does karaoke on the weekend? In Dallas, not some fringy suburb like Addison, to clarify.
i know you hate the place, but the MAT does karaokee.
other than i dont have a clue
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of,
apparently this bar is opening soon on Beltline.
DAISY DUKES CONTEST!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm not sure there's anywhere in Dallas
for real gentlemen.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have always wanted to go out in suits one night
and just make up a story why
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Tons of dudes do that nightly in Dallas.
After wearing a suit every goddamn day, I never, ever like being out straight from work in a suit.
then we need to throw TDT a fucking bachelor party.
With any luck he’ll come to his senses and see what a big god damn mistake he’s making.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I thought it was pretty hilarious that the Zoot Suit Riot
was a real thing.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
this sounds douchey
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
fringy suburb? its 8 miles away. 8 miles. your talking about shitholes like garland or frisco
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
I bet Garland is closer to my apartment than Addison.
Google mapping….
My apartment to Addison = 14.1 miles
My apartment to Garland = 18.7 miles.
You win this one
you do live closer to 75.. if you lived closer to the tollway it would be a few minutes drive
you live east of 75 right?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
I used to live there.
Right at Fitzhugh and Cole to be specific. But that’s west of 75.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
ha, yes I go every weekend.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
DONT DO IT
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
this needs to happen
So I can get drunk and sing weezer for you guys
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 12, 2012 4:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not for us, dude.
Sing to make panties moist, not your bros.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I didnt know whether to say "with" or "for"
And my singing won’t make panties moist
Mayhaps my dancing will
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Why don't karaoke joints have cool shit like...
….LCD Soundsystem or “Hair Down” by Cold War Kids? Instead, it’s all Steve Winwood and that fucking Summer Lovin song from Greece.
we can do a duet...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
we can do "threw out the love of my dream"
ill sing the girl part
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
It’s all about doing what you feel, bro.
If Journey makes someone happy singing, then go sing your little Steve Perry heart out.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
journey sucks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Tone deaf white chicks singing it at the top of their lungs sucks even more.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Tone deaf white chicks singing anything is terrible.
Almost as bad as me singing (I’ll cause your intestines to explode).
we can heckle anyone who sings Journey, maybe.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 12, 2012 4:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Part of the new guide?
Not really sure about it yet…that black bar that covers the bottom quarter of the screen when fast forwarding is just dumb.
Yeah, black bar bugs me.
Rest of it I like so far. Easier on the eyes.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
The wife was bitching about something else being slow
but I wasn’t paying attention because she interrupted the Mavs game to do whatever the fuck she was trying to do while I was getting a beer.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Where do they get the ratings from?
Dish has some questionable-ass, shitheel stinkers ranked pretty high, and vice versa.
I’ve always wondered if they have some panel of 3 or just some random fool in charge of the rankings, because they frequently don’t track with the critical consensus. I would like a conversation with that panel, if so.
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Jan 12, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Max's abandoned pick-up line
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
and there is my line for the next RTVF or photography major I meet
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 12, 2012 4:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
someone strategically placed a girl scout cookie sign up sheet
today (pay day + end of year incentive pay day) in the break room….
i ordered like 40 boxes.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:31 PM CST reply actions
We need to do that gummi bears/vodka experiment.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You take a bunch of gummi bears and soak them in vodka...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
oh, I imagine they'll burn nicely
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
apparently it's been getting a lot of attention lately.
I think it started as “concerned parents” etc.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i would come over after work.. but my miles to empty says 10
and i live 12 miles from work and dont get paid til the morning.. u do the math
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
not tonight.
I used Sour patch kids and that failed miserable.
And i put them in the freezer when i think you’re supposed to just put em in the fridge.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
@toddarcher: Bill Callahan named Cowboys offensive coordinator/line coach but Jason Garrett continues as play caller.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hmm.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
strange
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
what's the point of an OC that doesn't call plays?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Same with Green Bay.
McCarthy still calls plays, but Philbin (who’s son just tragically died) is the OC.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
*whose
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Another good opinion from you.
You’re on the right track.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
u guys ever choose the Cadillac stall over the regular stall
So much more xcomfy but what if someone in a wheelchair walks in?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:42 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
x
but what if someone in a wheelchair walks in?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
"Stand up for us!
What am I saying, uhhh, everyone stand up for him and make it even more uncomfortable!"
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yep
Especially if you are a gentleman of size. The regular stalls at my office were apparently built for heroin addicts and bulimics.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
i mean wheels in
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
you mean reply fails while wheeling in
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
CS, B time...
So my youngest sister is at a bar getting hammered. So this guy in a wheel chair starts chatting her up and buying her drinks. They chat for a little while and he figures he’s got no shot but asks her if she wants his number to which she obliged to get him to leave her along. The new contact she finds in her phone the next morning? “Wheels”
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
insert christopher reeves joke here
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
...................
so did they bang or what???
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
And do you have any pics of said sister?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I was hoping someone would go here
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
u wanna facebook creep my new girl?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
oh yeah, i guess i need to do that huh?
i’ll be right back….
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
you fucking liar.
No pics and your shit still says “single”
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I DIDNT SAY WE WERE DATING.
just probably get married.. see if TDT wants to do a dual wedding
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
I'll get ordained over the internet and perform the ceremony
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Now I have no reason not to go.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 5:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it would be the TailGate Event of the Decade
wittless can bring a bunch of his fancy beer for beer snobs..me and TDT can drink Keystone and then move to rubbing alcohol when the beer is gone, jam can make some food for my mouth hole, benji could make it rain on the dancefloor with all his American Airlines drink coupons…it’d be fucking right.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
no, fuck you.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 12, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
You have fallen out of favor
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
guys, guys
come one..there’ll be PLENTY of drunk asses. you can BOTH dd
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Heh
I’ve been to three weddings officiated by internet ministers, one of them in a suite at Rangers Ballpark. I have a ULC card, but have never officiated one myself.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Only brothers, bro, and anyone is welcome to fuck them as far as I'm concerned.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
her initials are b.g.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Dude the only B.G. initials I see
are Brad Getz
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
(five minutes later)
Brad: Dude, Fenix, why am I getting all these weird ass messages from a bunch of random dudes?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
*Feliz, not Fenix
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
This made me el oh el.
But seriously, there are no pics or stories involving any chicks with those initials
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
hold on.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
should be before that
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
She defriended you after you deflowered her and didn't call the next day.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
i call/text her daily
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Brian Gamble??
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
oh wait, here we go.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
you are just being an asshole
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Ha ha I really didn't see it.
I’m with you now.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
lol
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
HEY THAT'S THE WAY BASEBALL GO
CHECK THE FANSHOTS
by LiamP on Jan 12, 2012 4:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
On my way to Fort Worth
I love that city but the drive from my place is a chore. Luckily I don’t have to drive
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 5:07 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Being sick is fucking bullshit.
Coughed up a wad of phlegm that actually hit the loading dock wall. Looks like I murdered the Cheerios bee.
And how the fuck do we go from 60 and sunshine on Monday to low 20s, 45mph wind gusts and snow flurries by Thursday?
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 5:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
(still laughing about the Cheeriors bee)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
*Cheerios
FFS.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 12, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to listen to this
every morning when I wake up until after the Super Bowl
but then maybe I’ll just ask him to re-record it saying “Ian Kinsler’s fire” instead
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i think Lady Gaga is gross
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You still would, though.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
well, yeah. unquestionably
I’m pretty sure she’d do some weird alien sex stuff to my wiener that I’d never experienced before, which would be worth it. but I don’t really get how she’s become a sex symbol. Maybe just a symbol of slutty sex…
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I don't even think its a slutty sex symbol
That’s for pornstars.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 5:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
If you can get past the penis
then I think you’ll be ok.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Don't get me wrong, I think dicks are hilarious and all
but I can’t think of anything less I’d rather have touching me when getting down with the get down
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
If I run out of gas on my commute home are you available to come pick me up off the side
of the road?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yikes
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 5:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
disease
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
and probably better grammar
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
you really know how to cut deep, bro
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 5:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
dont think she looks bad
once you remove all the makeup and shit when she’s out in public
by studcrackers on Jan 12, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
she's not a bad looking lady..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
hmmm
that isn’t horrible.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
The most attracted I've ever been to Gaga.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Seeing this makes me wonder
WHAT THE FUCK DID EVER HAPPEN TO RICK MORANIS?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 5:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
According to Wikipedia he retired about five years after his wife died.
He wanted to be there for his kids. He writes comic country style songs now and is so far refusing to participate in Ghostbusters 3.
you'd fuck tyrann mathieu?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Dammit, it's already trash night.
Seems like I just fucking put the damn things back in the garage.
Discuss.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
PICK UP MY FUCKING RECYCLABLES CITY OF CHATTANOOGA
OR I’LL DO PEARINGS ON THE ENVIRONMENT. STYROFOAM BONFIRES EVERY DAY
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
In a recent OT list of questions, I picked you as my favorite LSB poster,
but had to retract it and give the honor to Loblaw because of the PED allegations against you.
Sorry.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
Dude..at best, I'm the Bobby Bonilla of LSB.
Loblaw is Fred McGriff.
Josey is Eddie Gaedal.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 7:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Also entirely publicity oriented
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 7:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
do you have a garbage can and a recyclables can?
my mom like takes trash from places just so she can recycle it… shes crazy
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, got both.
And yes, your mom does sound crazy.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck....girl I worked wth sonehow obtained the NBA Elite 11 pack
Current high bid is $687 on eBay. This shit is bananas
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 6:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 12, 2012 7:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yeah..which is why people have been offering up to $1800 for it.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that's dumb
nobody liked ea’s bball when it was around
by studcrackers on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Not a hot chick in the bunch
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 6:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I drove to Fort Worth from the Galleria
I have been sitting in this class for 30 minutes. The teacher has yet to show up.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 7:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Of fucking course class got cancelled.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 7:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That sucks
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 8:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Shots fired
JimmyJohnson
"@Ron32082: is Wade Phillips a good fit in Tampa for HC?"he took over 3 playoff teams fired from all 3
so i drove home 4 miles with my car "0 miles to empty"
need to make it 2 1/2 tomorrow to RaceTrac to not look like a dick
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions
You must have one rigid fucking budget
to be cutting it that close with the gas.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Not saying he's saving money
saying his budget is so granular that he’s got the gasoline useage (and therefore expenditure) down to 2.5 miles to the gas station one day before payday.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
Humor fail by me is even more likely.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
ChristinaHendricksBruceWillisPopoutTit.gif
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
Tis a crime
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 8:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
seeing him appear at the end
of the trailer for the new gi joe seems like the topper for what looks like a craptacular movie
by studcrackers on Jan 12, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Thank gawd for the NHL network
Canadiens/Bruins
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Before I go to tonight's Stars-Kings game with Closure GT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 12, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, shiny!
Have fun…Go Stars!
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
Are you going to be wearing Stars gear and within camera range?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Woo woo
Got the internet finally. Im gonna fuck this place up again with my wacky banter and stupid photos and a skewed take on our team.
MY for MVP!
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 12, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions
youve done it now'
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
Ian Kinsler sucks
BA is the most important stat
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yucatan is awesome.
Tragedy averted
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 7:41 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
what did you order?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
Pork nachos
Ft Worth just knows how to do everything better
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 7:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Tru dat, ya'll.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 12, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds delicious
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 8:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Am I missing days of thunder?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I wouldn't say I was missing it, Tyd
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
goat gif of all the ages
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Heh
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's hard to fathom how big those stars ST the end are
It’s hard enough to fathom how big Jupiter is.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That shit is cray
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm about to watch Public Enemies
Is it good?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE FINISHED IT
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
WELL IM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR REVIEW!
by studcrackers on Jan 12, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
IT WILL BE VERY INFORMATIVE!
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
THAT IS DEFINATELY SOMETHING I WOULD DO
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 12, 2012 9:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Even though he's just 1 foot 3
He’s into the latest smelly pee
by matteo25 on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I want a 3 legged pitbull.
Chrom did you ever get a dog?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Tonight's P&R
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What's going on peeps
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Vidya gaming, probably for a few hours because the Mrs. is asleep.
Dragon Age prepare to be my bitch.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Great game
1 was better than 2
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
My issues with 2...
I kind of hated all of the characters, disliked how little they let you customize yourself and the world, and the worst was the recycled environments.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I didn't like 2 at all
I’m replaying Origins. I almost beat it on 360, but bought it in a big ass bundle with all the DLC and Awakenings for $30 on PSN.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Just booked a couple's spa treatment
“Share an unforgettable experience with that special someone with a romantic couples’ massage, in which two therapists work separately as you and your significan other enjoy your treatments side bye side. The extended 105-minute session allows time after your massage for a soak for two as well as complimentary champagne and Chef’s specialty dessert.”
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I won't be anywhere near LSB on my ski trip lol
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Unless LSB becomes a new slang term for vagina.
by mizzou918 on Jan 12, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dang Hamilton is tough
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
argh, my Hoos hung damn tough in Durham
just a couple bounces/breaks short, lost by three, had two chances at the buzzer
I was pulling for you guys
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This girl I'm on the phone with is seriously a nightmare
(not the ski trip girl) a friend of mine who is a trust fund baby and is upset because she wants to go to Brazil for Carnival and no one could go and she is afraid her life is wasting away. She’s 25. She also is upset that a drug-using cheating dude led her on and played her emotions and “she’ll never find that again.” WTF. Sigh.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
616 :-/
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Not for me, but yes.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
If you will pay, I will go to Carnival with her.
I am willing to make that sacrifice.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
she is probably not fat
you wouldn’t be interested
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
YOU CUT ME REAL DEEP JUST NOW
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ohhh shaggy bevo... how you hate craig james
Though there has been no direct proof that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, there has been much supposition on the topic. It is theoretically possible that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU and even potentially plausible that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, but without some form of corroboration that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, it is only conjecture.
Surely if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, one of his political opponents would look into it. It is not like Leach would not have been curious whether Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU and used it during his lawsuit. This is Texas politics we are talking about. Someone is going to look into if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU, just to make sure. Imagine the political outrage that would come about if after the fact that it is discovered that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU. The political blackeye it would give Texas would be enormous. The investigation into whether Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU is just a matter to time from happening and then we will all know if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers during his time at SMU…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I'm out the door to rock 'n' roll ... somber revelry
.
first of the Esme Barrera memorial shows in Austin
2 cool 2 B forgotten
How does SARIS (1-1-1-1-1) on a DW and TL tile net 42 points?!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Is it up against other words?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
never mind i figured it out
I didn’t play the original s
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Ok
Oswalt Still On Rangers’ Radar
By Zach Links [January 12 at 10:56pm CST]
As negotiations with Yu Darvish appear to be going well, the Rangers continue to make inquiries on veteran right-hander Roy Oswalt, a major league official told Gerry Fraley of The Dallas Morning News. Bob Garber, who represents Oswalt, declined to comment.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
strange
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
So if they do sign
Yu and Oswalt who goes to the pen?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
there would have to be a trade coming
maybe for Lefty out of the pin
by jonathan rigby on Jan 12, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
If they really do sign Oswalt it has to be on a one year deal doesn’t it?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
sonofafuck
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 11:45 PM CST reply actions
double sonofafuck
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
horford out 3-4 months
stars give up second goal in 3rd, down 4-3.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 12, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK.
COME ON STARS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 12, 2012 11:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Fucking fuck...
I blame Trojan Skinflute and Closure for this nonsense.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
STOP GOING TO SOURAY TO SEEK OUT THE FUCKING WONDERBOMB
QUICK DOES NOT ALLOW SLAPPERS FROM 40 FT TO GO IN
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
bro
slappers from the point are good for tips. pretty much it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
what kinda porno
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
fat girl kind
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you would love it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Goddamnit
Am I going to have to fight you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Like anybody here is any different.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I like "real women"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
yep
we have all gone to chubby town. just fuckin with you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
some of us are mayors of said town
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You wouldn't be if you'd stop checking in on 4square.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
heh
“Bob Loblaw is now the mayor of ‘Chubby Town’”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
It's actually the best.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 2:01 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Are they WooWoo enthusiastic?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ME AND BIGTILL ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doo doo
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I wonder who poo poo was
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I was not poo poo
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
this is what I thought
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
whoa...hey
I’m an independant contractor
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I aint skurred
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Let's dance
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ah
well done. High Five!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
That was a clean hit by Morrow too.
Can’t skate with your head down, Kopitar
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
FUCKKKJ YEAHHHJJJJJHHHHHHH
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 12, 2012 11:59 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app reply actions
I love you
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
THERE YOU ARE
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
I love you, too
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Brugs...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
PUT THE STARS GAME ON
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
I now have a girl living with me..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
don't let her deflate
I bet it is a bitch to blow her back up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's his needle dick that'll pop her...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
I told you not to say anything...
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
how could you possibly know what his penis looks like?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
How could you know what mine looks like?
You commented on how small it was in the last thread.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
It's fancy..
Electric pump FTW
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:10 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So...
Order the nachos at Yucatan Taco Stand next time you’re in Fort Worth. And nothing else cause you won’t be able to finish them.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Good, you got a point...
NOW GO GET THE FUCKING OTHER ONE.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Real Talk
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
They had this thing locked up in the first, and then they just started battin' the bunny and here we are now...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
Damn that got gnarly.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Jamie Benn, you guys...
LOCK HIM THE FUCK UP LONG TERM
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
there is absolutely no need to yell
calm down
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You would know there is definitely need to yell...
If you were watching this game.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions
I m bored
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Put it on the Stars game so you can watch the shootout.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
WOO!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
You didn't exactly bring the thunder with your hockey talk.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well then dive in and quit gawking...
Bigtill is only one man.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
OT's have been boring for like a week now.
Haven’t had a fun one in awhile.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
nope
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought you went to look the other day.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
I was going to but some stuff came up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
What kinda stuff?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
just wound up running some errands that took longer than I thought
I am taking tomorrow off so after the directv guy leaves I may go look
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bullshit...
You’re just gonna roll a fatty and bask in directvness
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
So I was in Fort Worth today as we all know...
I tell ya, every time I go to that place it’s harder to leave and makes me dislike Dallas that much more.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
fort worth is way better than Dallas
if all the concerts I got. would go to fort worth, I might never go to Dallas again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're in Arlington right now, right?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
yeah
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I got the sign off from the old lady that if I ever wanted to move to Ft. Worth and she wasn't working in Addison anymore, she'd totally be ok with it. I was kinda stoked cause I fucking hate Dallas.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
when I move again, it will be to fort worth
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah and so since I know you're never gonna watch the episode I'mma let you in on a Moonshiners secret...
Popcorn Sutton is dead and has been since 2009. That show has been in the works for 3 years now and just this past season was the first season.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
I was going to watch it...
good thing I don’t know who that is
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's the really old guy with the retardedly long beard...
He got pinched by the fed back in 09 and killed himself after the court handed down his sentence. Figured he was too old to ever see the end of it. They interviewed his wife and he was buried where he liked to put his still. So his son, takes his business legal and now you can buy Popcorn Sutton moonshine at liquor stores.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions
wikipedia tells me the show is fake
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Don't do this to me.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
just saying
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Speaking of...
Southland starts back up on Tuesday, you should give it a shot.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Good show...The only cop show that I can watch actually.
The blonde dude from The OC is in it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
are you trying to sell.me on a show by mentioning it stars someone from the O.C.?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I really want you to meet this guy
Give him a shot. He’s a sex offender.
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Jan 13, 2012 5:25 AM CST up reply actions
NCIS is really the only cop show I watch
now that monk is over
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
NCIS is pretty good
That and original Law and Order are probably my favorite of the procedurals (unless Castle counts? I don’t think it does)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You'll like Southland better than NCIS...
Less detectives, more actual cops doing coping things.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I dunno
I like NCIS a lot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Give it a try at least...
I helped you find Moonshiners.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I will give it a try
I still have not watched shipping wars
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think you should still be able to pick up on it pretty quickly.
Although it’s two seasons in.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I watched the pilot
very uncomfortable.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Southland Rocks
And I love that creepy intro song…
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Jan 13, 2012 5:26 AM CST up reply actions
I might've done something stupid tonight
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Went a little... bigger than I would normally
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You probably shouldn't have bought the magnums...
And quit with the fucking foreplay and just tell me what happened.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Haha it's not that exciting though
Just went to the Thursday night spot, danced/made out with a chick who was a little large, she’s now in my phone. She’s friends with my roommate’s girlfriend, so I don’t think ignoring it will work
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
She probably has a nice personality.
by mizzou918 on Jan 13, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's what my roommate said.
And I’m all “yes but that’s not the issue here.”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Youre in college .
Screw standards.
by mizzou918 on Jan 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Hmm.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh, she's within reason.
I haven’t gone completely off the reservation here.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
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"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Good to know you support my drunken decision making
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I do not support the ignorance of standards
Of course, I don’t support getting drunk, either.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
LSJ=not fun
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I can have plenty of fun without getting hammered and banging fat chicks
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
ohhhhhhhhhh.......kay
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm not hammered
and she’s not that fat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think you just answered your own question, then
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Well I don't think she's that fat
The only times I’ve met her I have been drinking substantially
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Problem solved
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
To be completely honest...
If you think “She’s not fat and is fun to be around” you shoulda fucked her twice by now.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
yeah
this
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm young, I still have to learn this lessons
And I did not say she was not fat. Just not THAT fat.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
we talking two bills?
three?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
a buck sixty maybe? I'm bad at weights.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh man
that is NOT fat. unless she was 4 feet tall. that shit is GTG, my friend. GET ON FB AND POKE THAT SHIT
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
really dude?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know
STOP BUGGING ME
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
only solution
PIC
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Oh hell no
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
nah, dawg
at this point, you hafta
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Make me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I admit, I'm curious at this point too
Albeit just because I need to see exactly what the definition of “fat, but not really” is supposed to be.
So maybe crop it from the neck down.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
yeah...THIS
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Ok, things aren't looking good.
I may have underestimated.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Dodging that bullet.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nothing yet, hah.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
no shit
160? my face can handle that much weight.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
DUde
GET OFF LSB AND GO TEAR THAT SHIT A NEW ONE
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
LOOK IT'S FUCKING 16 DEGREES OUTSIDE
I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE TONIGHT
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you can keep your dick warm
in a chubby girl’s vagina.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
you are also not getting laid tonight
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
This is true.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Priorities mother fucker...
Apparently they don’t teach those at Purdue.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
It's been a while, ok?
Here at Purdue these chances don’t come around all that often.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
And apparently they don't teach fucking logic at Purdue either.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm in that class this semester.
They just don’t teach it early enough
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
and yet you still went home by yourself and talked to grown men on the internet
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Allegedly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
if you ask me
CHROM HAS A MASTERS IN LOGIC
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I did not ask you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you are being rude tonight
you need some sort of stress relief
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
may I suggest....
SHOOTING IT ALL OVER SOME REGULAR WOMAN’S TITAES?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Eskimoes are used to that shit.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
eskimo v is cold
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
it's so cooool in the v
how the fuck do we ’posed to keep peace/?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I cannot support a comment more than this one
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
sometimes you just want to get laid, lsj
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You know, it's been like... 3-4 years for me
And I’m still not that desperate.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
you have great will power
I do not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was not aware that you were married, LSJ
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
/rimshot
It’s a lot of factors for me. Not getting out that much, not knowing anywhere to actually go and not having any money to burn if I did, and not really enjoying going out an socializing anyway.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
step 1: get money
step 2: find women
step 3: ???
step 4: FUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Plus that... strategy... not really my thing.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
more monkey pussy for me
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I bet if you text her that you are talking to random guys you've never met on the internet about her
You can solve your problem.
Hahaha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
yeah, dude
gotta tear that shit up. she might be super good at bangin. you never know until you get down, brocephus
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
She rooms with a gay guy
Possibly multiple. Not sure if this is a good or bad sign.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
if you go over there
WATCH YOUR CORNHOLE, BUD. I feel a trap coming on.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'll put a piece of duct tape over it
PERFECT SOLUTION
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
He just needs to play at home...
Her place seems like a very one sided home bed advantage.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I really do need to make this a new part of my sig
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
People would have so much more fun if they'd subcribe to the standards of us.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
ain't that the motherfuckin truth
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Just get drunk, fuck her, and move on down the road bro...
I bet she’s at least a 7 under “Indiana Standards”
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Hahaha
I’m new at this casual thing
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
"I'll have to find you on facebook when I get home"
Oh shit she’s already texted me what do I do now
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
SHE IS NOT HERE GENIUS
IF WE HAD GONE HOME TOGETHER DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE POSTING ON HERE?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I am disappointed in your lack of faith
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I was posting at dinner with my 8 month pregnant soon to be wife...
LSB consumes you if you’re not careful.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Seriously...
“Are you still blogging with the Rangers dorks” is a question I get asked more often than I care to admit.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
tell her to be nice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
My first thought when I got home was
“hmm I need to go to LSB and discuss this.” We’re all addicts.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I hate having to say
“this guy on my ranger blog said…”
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's almost embarrassing...
So I just say “a bunch of people I’ve talked too…” such a lie. It’s you assholes.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
when we first started dating I said I was texting
then I stopped caring
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
my wife thinks I'm the biggest fucking nerd ever because of this place
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 1:42 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Mine assumes every last one of you is sitting in your mom's basement.
I tell her she can never come here. This is where I come to vent about her.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I like how she thinks you are the normal one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
No, she knows I'm completely insane...
But loves me anyway. Something respectable about that.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I am pretty much exactly the same
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm probably a lot quieter IRL
But otherwise… probably not too different.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Hey, I was able to put you guys on my jury questionaire, and they dropped me like a hot potato
So, I can live with the internet dorkism stigma.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
excuse me?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, you guys helped me get out of jury duty
Because I put down that I hang out at a baseball website full of lawyers and law students when they asked if I knew any lawyers or cops.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I get a "who are you talking to?" when I use the mobile app.
A better question is, who am I NOT talking to.
My wife became a lot more ok with it when SBNation started paying me.
Even if it is basically nothing.
I can always say “just writing an article for ODB, babe.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
HEY ACEJC, BLOWJOBS ARE NOT OVERRATED
REALTIME UPDATE
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
/60% of the population
We learned about that today in my sexuality class.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Abilene Christian University
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
A guy at our game made the whole "free throws to win something" deal
And Tebowed after it. It was on Sportscenter and everything. We still lost though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I hope you got with the large girl I got with last week
So she can stop texting me
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 1:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Unless she was in Indiana... no dice
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
When you bang a fatty, always remember this quote from our friend Josey..
“A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid.”
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Who knew Josey would provide the words of wisdom I needed?
Bring it on!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The creative side of my brain is thinking about writing a novel
The rational side of my brain is all “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOVEL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA”
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Write a novel! Fuck the rational side.
(My brain was doing something along those lines. Except not so much with the novels.)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Elvis Andrus probably has a better chance of breaking Barry Bonds' record than I would of finishing it
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
So?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I don't know
I leave things unfinished all the time, so from that standpoint I’m not sure why I care.
Just seems a little daunting.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
What would you write your novel about?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
rail guns
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Space elevators?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm not sure if I should say
You’ll all laugh at me.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Promise you I will not.
Have you seen what I put above? I’m in no position to laugh at anyone.*
- May or may not be true.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh...
Fine… I’m kind of envisioning a Star Trek adventure/romance type of deal.
Possibly using the Dominion War as a backdrop, possibly creating something new… in any case, set on this Nova-class ship sent on a top secret solitary mission.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I think so too
lsj does not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
"Oh fuck, I just got marooned on this fucking ice planet!"
“Fortunately, Original Spock is here to save me and take me to this Starfleet outpost that just happens to be nearby!”
“And look! It’s Scotty with an asinine way to transport back onto the ship, which has been warping away from this planet the entire time! WHAT LUCK!”
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
do you think till and I put this much thought into it?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That plot device was so overly-convenient and terrible it doesn't require a ton of thought to realize it's hilariously terribad.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
don't make me ask that question again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I prefer the more simplistic things in life...
Did it look cool? yes. Did it make you interested in Star Trek? yes. Solid flick
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
you get me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Look, I'm not knocking simplistic
But there’s a line between simplistic and stupid.
And that movie veered right over that line right in the middle. I guess you can argue it veered back again by the end, but…
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
How can you question the realism of a move that's set in intergalactic travel and war?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
There's a line for that, too.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I love sci-fi
You will get no complaints from me. Romance might be hard to pull off, though.
(BECAUSE SHE HAS TO BE FAT HAHAHA I’M CHROM AND I’M HILARIOUS)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It might be, you don't know that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I kind of have an angle for that
Young Starfleet officer gets plucked out of obscurity and jumped several ranks straight to Captain to command this mission. Gets plunked right into the captain’s chair of this ship, replacing the veteran captain they recently lost, much to the dismay of the slightly older, more experienced and devastatingly beautiful and sexy first officer, who at first both questions his competence and slightly irked she got passed over for the promotion.
So they start off at odds but over the course of the mission he realizes he can’t effectively command the crew without her knowledge and influence of the ship and personnel, and she realizes they need his tactical acumen to complete their task. And in the process, well… you know.
I’m pretty sure it all sounds a lot better in my head, though.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
way to nerd up the internet
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 1:43 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Be nice
We are supposed to encourage and nurture young talent
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
yeah we will
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I should stop buying cereal
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:21 AM CST via Android app reply actions
You should not.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Breakfast early in the morning makes my stomach hurt.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
mine too
I hardly ever eat it for breakfast
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Cereal is one of my favorite drunk foods actually
But tonight I think I’m going to go with a few wheat thins. Keeping it in the health zone, you guys
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
too bad your girls don't
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm going to regret this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I just ate about 20 whole wheat saltines
Crackers of any kind are my preferred drinking food
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 1:36 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Whole Wheat is a terrible cracker...
Triscuits on the other hand are just fucking disgusting.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
you are fucking insane
triscuits are the motherfucking jam. Yeah, whole wheat saltines aren’t preferred
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
club or ritz
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
For eating along I think I prefer Wheat Thins
Triscuits are really really close though, and win if you’re putting cheese or something on them
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
alone*
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
If we're talking "crackers I assume be healthy" it's Wheat Thins...
Triscuits are a fucking abortion.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
It's kind of a bad investment
I eat it way too fast, and it requires milk which is an additional cost.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I also eat it too fast
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
twss
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you just can't help yourself
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was so blaming you and Closure's date on the Stars demise tonight.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Lol. It was a fucking crazy game all around
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 13, 2012 1:31 AM CST up reply actions
Acceptable...
Did you see many Stars fans there? There was this one chick sitting behind the bench. With her Kings fan dude.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I saw a couple Jussi Jokinen jerseys out there.
A Steve Ott jersey in the concourse (not mine). I counted maybe 10 Stars fans that I saw lol
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 13, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions
That's 8 more than I saw at the game in Chicago...
And I still never made it on tv…:(
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
jussi jokinen is not a real name
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Jussi Jokinen is the best shootout skater this city has ever seen.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Loui's goal was fucking nuts
As a goalie, that’s unstoppable when a dude can wait that long to pull the trigger
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 1:43 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Quick was not happy...
That whole game was just fucking weird. I would have been pissed not getting two points after scoring 4 goals on Quick, he doesn’t allow double his GAA often.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I know
I’m glad we got to him four times in regulation, and Loui’s move was SICK
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 13, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions
Williams made me want to burn down LA...
Loved seeing Benn go to work on him.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Souray beat the shit out of Doughty
Kings fans were LIVID at that, but it was a total chicken shit move on his part so he got what he deserved
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 13, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions
Doughty gets no fucking sympathy from me...
He dove twice that I could see and I was ecstatic when the refs didn’t call it. Serves him right.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Somebody above us kept yelling "MODANO SUCKS!"
Took us a little bit to realize this guy was heckling us instead of whoever was on the ice.
I finally saw him after the game still yelling at us from where his seat was. I waved and said “Have a good night.”
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 13, 2012 1:35 AM CST up reply actions
how come no one thinks they are Jesus anymore?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:35 AM CST via Android app reply actions
yes
that was who I was thinking of
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ok
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He didn't think he was Jesus but said that Jesus was coming behind that comet.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
well then not the same thing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
not really
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
sometimes the internet is wrong
I was reading the internet yesterday and it told me that blow jobs suck. the internet was wrong
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It appears you did not read the internet correctly. I'm assuming the internet told you that
blowjobs were fantastic, but not as good as they are advertised and there are many other things that could be done that are more enjoyable.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
you don't like blow jobs
in fact, you think they are disgusting
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I might make a fan post about how much you hate blow jobs
or a website
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Relax...
I get told I hate everything all the time just cause made the mistake of telling LSB I hate pancakes and Star Wars. Now I’m a fucking meme. No bigs.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
you do hate everything
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Pancakes and Star Wars.
C’mon.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh. I'm not gettin' up tight about it.
Just talkin’ smack to an ex-Chilihead.
And you do have some terrible fucking opinions.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
commenting using the iPhone app
I do not think I can convince the wife that we need a laptop just so I can LSB and watch tv at the same time
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 1:37 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
poll: should I have another whisky?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
YES
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
Canadian Club, take me away!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'd like to go on the record as saying
that this may not be a good idea. when I got up from the couch, everything was all wobbly
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT HOW YOU'RE TALKING AND WHERE YOU'RE WALKING!
OR YOU AND YOUR HOMIES MIGHT BE LINED UP IN CHALK! I REALLY HATE TO TRIP BUT I GOT A LOC
whoa
ease up. by the way, I need to FedEx you my firstborn for turning me on to the TuneIn app so I could become a P1 again. I seriously love you at 4:30am when I can listen to teh top 10 and then the Musers to wrap up my slow ass night at work.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I don't think babies are a shippable item
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
poke holes in the box
plus he’s 3 now, so I’ll just throw a GameBoy in the box with him
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
and some saltines for food
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
the saltines are gone.
it’s only a 2 day trip to DFW..he’ll be cool.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
maybe shove a few centrum's down his throat before the trip so he has plenty of antioxidants and shit
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
hold on
he gives you entertainment and you give him a burden?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
QUIT TRYING TO FUCK THIS UP FOR ME
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i arrested a stripper for DUI 2 nights ago
she offered a bj to get out of jail. heh.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
well...was ABOUT to when I cut her off
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
she was trying to use all her stipped tactics on me
“I can’t follow the pen because your eyes are so beautiful”
Bitch, all I have to do is submit my picture in as evidence that you’re fucked up because my eyes look crazy as hell
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
she was nastay
at the jail when they did the inventory on her purse, they counted out $476 in ones. All folded lengthwise and covered in glitter.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
lotion
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
WHOA
not like that…crazy stipper scented lotion
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'mma go out on this limb here and state that I would bang the entire female cast of Jersey Shore...
Dealwithit.gif
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I probably would too
once I got their std test results back
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well if by terrible in the sack you mean good at blow jobs, then yes.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I bet they suck at that too. They would spend more time trying to fix their hair, or put a drink in their mouth
then worrying about you.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'm not so sure about that
I always figured they probably knew their way around a dong.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
They were usually black out drunk by the time any dong has ever been in them.
They probably think men have three penises.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
this is my favorite comment evar
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Of all the gold I lay on this fucker everyday you guys pick this?
Fair enough
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
No shit...They're all certifiably fucking crazy...
So you know that means they be cray between the sheets.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
this is what I was thinking
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
They are a different kind of crazy. Not a good kind.
I’m sticking with this one, they are more than likely terrible in the sack. The only exception may be the one with the really really big boobs who isn’t as annoying as the rest.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
jwow?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
uh
I’m not sure I’d bang Snooki. Maybe, but not sure.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I might TF her though
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
REALLY? You're the fucking voice of reason in this scenario?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Please.
We all know you would.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I don't wanna hear it
Mr, “I only bang super models”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Mother fucker acts like he's never jacked it to a Lane Bryant catalog before.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
oh man
REAL women in that motherfucker
ke$ha.jpg
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I don't even know what Lane Bryant is
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
me either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
regular sized women
who need love, bor
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
bro
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
are you trying to say I am old?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh my god
I don;t even
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Accordng to their site's headline on google, "Fashionable Plus Size Clothes, Sizes 14 to 28"
Whatever that means.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
it means "SUPER SWEATPANTS BONER"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I know nothing about women's clothes sizes
Shit, I know nothing about male clothes sizes either, besides what fits my ass.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Oh goody
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you can buy your girl something nice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you.
(To turn your line around on you.)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
guilty as charged, your honor
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I think this says pretty much all you need to know
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I bet snooki does the most deplorable things out of all of them.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
dude
the ugliest girl out of a grpoup always does it best. duh.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Obviously...Which is why I questioned your desire to fuck her.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I SAID "MAYBE"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
and not andie macdowell
weird
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
in her prime she was more attractive than snooki
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
this is not correct. not at all.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
your face is not correct
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's right...
Andie Macdowell looks like a fucking tranny..
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
as opposed to snooki?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not ever close to correct. Lay off the mary jay, Chrom.
Andie Macdowell is terrible looking. I watched Groundhogs Day just yesterday. Ugh.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
opinion invalid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Google images would seem to support you
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
andie macdowell looks like my pain in the nuts next door neighbor
not doable. I WOULD NOT FUCK ANDIE MACDOWELL.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
correction: I would, but not with a lot of vigor.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I saw the end of Four Weddings and a Funeral.
I am disgusted they really want me to believe Hugh Grant would go for Andie MacDowell
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 3:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
She'd try for about 10 seconds, get bored, and want to get another drink or fix her hair.
She has the attention span of a fruit fly. No way she’d be worth a damn.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
you don't like blow jobs
opinion invalid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
"you wanna do it in my nostril?
fughettabowtit!"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
yeah
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
tobiasshamewalk.gif
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah...
In a deplorably locker-room kind of way.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Super Mario Brothers
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
aight, nerds
I gotta rack out. please hang around her tomorrow when I have to stay up until 5
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
man, I am drunk
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
good point
I’M SOBER!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
this tylenol pm is making me halluncinate
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
he should sell some of those
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
THE SNOZZBERRIES
something something
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
good movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
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