Jan 13 OT
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 6:07 AM CST
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PrintJanuary 13 is the 13th day of the year in theGregorian calendar. There are 352 days remaining until the end of the year (353 in leap years).
It is still celebrated as New Year's Eve (at least in the 20th & 21st centuries) by countries still using the thirteen-day-slower Julian calendar (Old New Year).
- 1733 – James Oglethorpe and 130 colonists arrive in Charleston, South Carolina.
- 1785 – John Walter publishes the first issue of the Daily Universal Register (later renamed The Times).
- 1830 – The Great fire of New Orleans, Louisiana begins.
- 1840 – The steamship Lexington burns and sinks four miles off the coast of Long Island with the loss of 139 lives.
- 1842 – Dr. William Brydon, an assistant surgeon in the British East India Company Army during the First Anglo-Afghan War, becomes famous for being thesole survivor of an army of 4,500 men and 12,000 camp followers when he reaches the safety of a garrison in Jalalabad, Afghanistan.
- 1847 – The Treaty of Cahuenga ends the Mexican–American War in California.
- 1893 – U.S. Marines land in Honolulu, Hawaii from the USS Boston to prevent the queen from abrogating the Bayonet Constitution.
- 1908 – The Rhoads Opera House fire in Boyertown, Pennsylvania kills 171 people.
- 1910 – The first public radio broadcast takes place; a live performance of the operaCavalleria rusticana is sent out over the airwaves from the Metropolitan Opera House in New York, New York.
- 1915 – An earthquake in Avezzano, Italy kills 29,800.
- 1953 – Marshal Josip Broz Tito is chosen as President of Yugoslavia.
- 1964 – Karol Wojtyla, the future Pope John Paul II, is appointed archbishop ofKraków, Poland.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I'll be buying one of these.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i think iam going to as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:44 AM CST up reply actions
The more I see and play with the Galaxy S II
The more I think I’ll never own a tablet.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Yeah, saw that.
Looks pretty dang cool.
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
reminder
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Stop hitting yourself
Stop hitting yourself
Stop hitting yourself
Stop hitting yourself
Stop hitting yourself
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:45 AM CST up reply actions
Judging by the first two kids, this must be Jason Momoa's backyard
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Is this one of Wash's new fielding drills?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions
dirty hippies
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Flashback LSB meme
Thanks for that.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
I can eat oatmeal at home....
I’m not going to McDonalds to eat healthy…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 13, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
When it's McDonalds
The answer is always “nay”
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:15 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I had what must've been only the 2nd Big Mac I've ever eaten in my life yesterday
Still not sure why people like it so much. Just tasted like a lot of soggy bread and lettuce.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
It's not any good unless you're drunk / hungry.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
Taco Inn at Northwest Hwy / Skillman.
Also sold beer by the six pack to underage kids.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
I'll say it
FRIDAY THE 13TH! AHHHHHHH!!!
Any friggatriskaidekaphobes out there?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Where the hell is everyone?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Jason must've got 'em
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions
It's the Devil's Rapture
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
work
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
same
at 9:30
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
I actually slept last night as opposed to staying up until who knows when.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I just woke up, decided to take PTO today.
Glad I have an easy going boss.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
I never thought
I’d see another business name as ridiculous as the Gas, Gobble, & Go on Bellmead Drive in Waco, until I noticed Pay N’ Taykit Liquor and Wine on 7th in Austin this morning. I now have decided that I will own a business called Gas or GTFO before I die.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
Sounds like a plan if you're desperate for people to fart in your store...
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
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I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yep, Iowa based
Those are everywhere here.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
That's why Iowans are always so relaxed.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
sperm bank
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Huge in Oklahoma too.
My wife and I giggle every time we see one.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
the Tulsa area mainly
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
In San Angelo, there is a tv and appliance store named Kuntz.
I am sure that it is a family name, but still.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I had several Kuntz.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
They seemed more dusty than Rusty
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
from klaw chat
Matt (NYC)
Keith,I recall you mentioning that Charlotte probably couldn’t support a MLB team. I know it’s a smallish market, but it already supports NFL, NHL and NBA teams. Why not MLB? Do you think MLB should expand any time soon? If so, to what markets?
Klaw (3:52 PM)
Population and corporate base required to support MLB are higher than those other sports. (Did Charlotte get an NHL team while I was snoozing through the neutral-zone trap years?) I think Austin/San Antonio is the most natural untapped area for a team – an NL team now, I suppose, since we have two AL teams in Texas.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I was shocked to read on Wikipedia the other day that San Antonio is considered
the 7th largest city in the nation.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
wait......seriously?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
heh seems crazy, but ok
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
and according to mike basick
a lot of mexicans
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Yeah Dallas proper is growing...
…but our people power comes from the vast suburbs. That’s the opposite of say LA or San Antonio.
i just never think of SA as that big....and I go there every so often.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
By population, yep
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_antonio
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
San Antonio...
Another city that’s better than Dallas.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
Gordo was talking about this earlier
Hazel Jones always wondered why she suffered from terrible cramps and heavy periods during puberty. But it wasn’t until she turned 18 that she was given her astonishing diagnosis – she had two vaginas.
i heard him talking about it....weird.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
totally would.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
i'd fuck her twice
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
Alternating, or one at a time?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
well, she says her boyfriend can choose which one he wants
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
side by side or over under?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
i'm trying to picture this
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
After looking at the drawing
The part you’d be playing with is probably the same. Just instead of one cervix to knock your head against, you get 2.
I went to bed early
Did anything interesting happen in those last 500 posts in last night’s thread?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
LSJ wrestled a bear
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
no
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
This exchange made me go read.
And now I’m wishing I hadn’t.
Mistake #2 of the day.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Please don't think less of me
though it may already be too late.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Meh
You’re not that different from most guys.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
i'm very curious now...might have to go read this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Hey, I am not actually following the advice
I am being a polite gentleman (not as polite as, say, Schultzy, but I’m also not demanding eggs benedict)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
The best kind
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fried
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
I love a fried egg sandwich
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Chubby Chaser
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
There's a joke here about what Schultzy chases but I can't think of it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Loblaw ... no need to go to SXSW to see Mayer
The first dates of John Mayer’s 2012 tour have been announced and go on sale January 23 at 10am CT. Tickets are available through ticketmaster.com. These shows will be open to all ages.
March 15, 2012
Thackerville, OK
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Thackerville, OK
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"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
WINSTAR WORLD CASINO
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
we have to go, IANF
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
BF3 people on PS3
Anybody need to or want to do some co-op this weekend? I have neglected that portion of the game badly…
TDT, philkid and other LSBers heading for the altar
Which one of you is going to do this?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
first of all,
the dude is wearing suspenders. get fucking serious. second of all, if my fiance liked beiber, i would not be marrying her.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
Ha ha ha
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
Obviously
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
lol....i think that woud be a deal breaker w/ me as wel
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
nO
they are never okay
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
That guy's were dumb
but some nice leather ones are ok. I wouldn’t wear them, but I don’t hate them.
Exactly. I have a negative ass, so keeping my pants up is a chore even with a belt.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Hahaha I posted this yesterday but i'm still getting a kick out of it.
Does anyone else think the groom kind of looks like Pith?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yes!!
I was wondering why he seemed a bit familiar.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
Say what you want
But I thought our wedding cakes were pretty fuckin’ rad:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
I went into the morning thread.
That’s my first mistake of the day.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
its not bad right now....but its about to be
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Storm clouds gathering on the horizon
Time to seek shelter in the loving embrace of the OT thread…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
Depends if people can handle it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
taking you down, motherfucker
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
storm clouds can gather all they want
I will ignore said storm clouds
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
lol.. bought 10 tickets in the new outfield seats for sunday of opening weekend..
some asshole had them on stubhub for 5 bucks each.. what a dick!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:47 AM CST reply actions
Good work
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Is that game 2?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Game 3
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
yep
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
wow thats crazy awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'll be going to whatever games Neffy and Yu start
So probably 2 and 5
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Game 2 is LSB Day
We should get Chuck to announce that. Ha ha.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
I need to get tickets as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Same.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
What is the face value on those.
Flights to DFW from MSP are only 300 for that weekend so I am pretty sure I will head down for opening weekend.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Any facebook experts out there?
I can’t figure out how the fuck to share a picture on SBN without saving it/file hosting it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Right click photo
> “view photo info”
> copy url
> post with little tree icon
> profit
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
I don't see anything that says "view photo info"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
view image info?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Nope
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Hmm
It works for me. I’m using firefox though.
Click on the photo first and then try these steps. See if that works?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah it was "Properties"
Muchas gracias, La Micah Mas Mejor. ;)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Ah
I have no “properties” option in my browser. Sorry.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Properties?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
properties.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
They do, I've done it before
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Lies.
The Kum & Go picture I posted above is hotlinked from facebook.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
bandwidth thief.
Zuckerberg is turn all your hot-links to goatse (for those that may not be aware. DO NOT GOOGLE THAT).
I know what goatse is.
Big mistake.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I assume most do.
but if I didn’t disclaim it someone one would look it up, and owe them some new eyeballs.
you did not have to watch it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
properties
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
When I right click I see "copy image URL" (Chrome)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
me
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Do you guys know how to post videos to facebook?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
Less than 100 posts in 4 hours?
What’s happened to us?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
either 1 of 2 things
1 – everyone is actually working
2 – everyone is still drunk from last night (this is more likely)
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Working when they could be on LSB? The nerve!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
god....jerks.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I had to take care of my daughter this morning and then knock out a memo early.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I watched the movie Network for the first time last night
pretty crazy flick. I had no idea it was that good.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
My #2 movie of all time
Fuckin’ love me some Peter Finch (shit, and just about everybody else in that movie too).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
"You have meddled...with the primal forces of NATURE, Mr. Beal..."
….and YOU….WILL…..ATONE."
*chills
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
'76 was a helluva year for movies
Rocky, Network, Taxi Driver, All the President’s Men (and The Shootist came out that year too).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
WTF?
Outlaw Josey Wales came out in ’76 as well, motha-fuckers!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
I misread this
and now I live in fear of Godzilla and Rule 34.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
hahaha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
Was just reading a list of the Oscar noms
Outlaw JW is fantastic as well, Comrade Wales.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
We may have discussed previously but did you know one of the main guys
chasing Wales (not the cowardly red bearded motherfucker with high red socks) was also the Dean at Faber in Animal House?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
I did not, in fact
Talking about Network earlier, apparently one of the (SPOILER)…
..
…
..
..
..guys who shoots Beal at the end is Tim Robbins.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
fucking hell al horford.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 AM CST reply actions
SFW
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
In your mom's butt.
/April
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Fuckin' fat chicks, apparently.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Starbursts are my favorite Bursts.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
x
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
She hawt
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
But he knew it couldn't last
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
so I have a chick training with me today.. click on lsb tab accidentally
and its colin dude giving handjob blowjob signals…. FML. hopefully i clicked off of it she didnt see it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 AM CST reply actions
Perils of the OT thread, comrade
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Wasn't this in the morning thread?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
Negative
In response to Josey’s “If they think they can handle it.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Oh
I knew it was in response to JW, so I assumed it was over there.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Nope
Shitty McShitterson came in here, and actively gloated that he was going to troll the shit out of the morning thread, so I answered with that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
hahah this is awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
She hot?
You should bone her on a pile of money.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
very.. from alaska though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
So, on a pile of Kodiak bear meat and seal skins then
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
On a pile of king crab that she caught on the bering sea.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Don't want to get your sack caught in a pincer, bro.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
The danger excites me.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
kodak is bankrupt
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
This guy doesn't care
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
Tell her to eskimo kiss your penis.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
eskimo brothers
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
brothers grimm
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
grim reaper
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
friday the 13th
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
can she see Russia from her house?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So Paula Deen has the diabeetus, huh?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
And a serious case of the Crazy Eyes
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Wouldja?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Sure. Why not.
At the very least it’s a fun story at parties.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
she would make you use a lot of butter
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Wait...the big D isn't an STD is it?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
She earned it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
is the front page jacked up for anyone else today?
doesnt show anything to the right, fanposts/fanshots
tried 2 different browsers
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
vfn go make your pick.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You see, guys
This is what happens when you don’t have conversation starters at the top of your OT thread.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:19 AM CST reply actions
This is great
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 11:19 AM CST reply actions
very NSFW?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
No, it is SFW
IMO
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
just wanted to be sure
that wasnt 1 letter off lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
That is the coolest most random thing I've seen in a while
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That's pretty awesome
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
This gets lost but...
the guys is one of the best blocking TE in the league. He should get paid just not by the Cowboys.
wait, what?
was he even the third best blocker on the cowboys? because he wasnt a better blocker than Phillips…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
I think you have MartyB and Phillips confused
because Phillips has basically been seen as a blocking TE until this year IIRC (well, until he got hurt)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Okay, again....
Martellus Bennett is a better blocking TE than John Phillips and most TE’s in the NFL. I’ll leave it at that.
link me to someone else saying that, i would love to see their methodology
if i am wrong, i would love to be proven right — but as far as i know his strong point was never his blocking (and he was seen as possibly being gone last year i believe had phillips not gotten hurt)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
x
Dallas Cowboys coach Wade Phillips identified Martellus Bennett as the club’s top blocking tight end. That is a significant standing on a team that has Jason Witten, a Pro Bowler who prides himself on his blocking, and John Phillips, who made a mark as a rookie with fierce blocking.
another (old) article about Cowboys TE
Also this but its only pass blocking
The reason Phillips was on the field more than Bennett is becasue Garrett uses him as a H-Back.
I’m sure if you asked guys like Bob Sturm or Bryan Broaddus who break down film they can attest to Bennett’s blocking abilities.
thanks man
didnt realize that about him!
(sorry if i was being jerk-ish about it, wasnt meaning to)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
anthony spencer #5 LB
this list is invalid
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
The unsigned players are loosely ranked in the order we expect them to be valued on the open market.
I'm sure Spencer will pull some Chris Canty-esque bullshit
and go be productive for some other team, probably in the NFC East.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
he will probably get a good contract and never be heard from again
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
A TWSS Bot
https://github.com/DanielRapp/twss.js
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
y'all are an exciting bunch today
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Alright fine
Michele Bachman, or Sarah Palin? (in the sack, not in the White House)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
palin all day long
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Palin most definitely
Bachman would not be okay with a threesome.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Palin is clearly hotter
but Bachmann (two n’s? one?) has that whole zealot thing going. Could be downright voracious between the sheets.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Palin would make the sex like a wildcat
Bachmann would go to the wrong house.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Doubt she could live up to my standard
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
yeah
she probably gives good head
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
You would have to leave the lights on.
Otherwise you might not know if that was Palin’s tongue or the Grizzly Bear’s tongue from the rug on the floor.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Palin
Wearing her glasses and a business suit and I just pound her on top of a desk.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Thigh-highs?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
ice cold water is the best drink ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 AM CST via Android app reply actions
hungover?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
nope
just really like water
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
does water with crystal light packet the same?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
I hate flavored water
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
This. Not enough flavor for me.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
No...
Water is wonderful and doesn’t need powder in there fucking it up.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
I don't give a fuck if it's a BTO or not...
Breakfast Club is a terrible movie.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
80's
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not a great decade for movies
or American pop culture in general, lol. Except for Michael Jackson.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, its terrible
but I love it
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You mess with the bull
you get the horns
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Does Barry Manilow know that you raided his closet?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I'd go as far as to say 16 Candles is the only good John Hughes movie but I feel like I'm leaving something out.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Uncle Buck
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Was Feris Bueller one too?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
I can always watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
John Candy is the shit, in an ’80s sort of way.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Off the cuff completely random as shit John Hughes rankings
Just shit he directed
1. Ferris Bueller
2. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
3. Weird Science
4. The Breakfast Club
5. Uncle Buck
6. Sixteen Candles
LOLDIDN’TSEE.GIF: Curly Sue, She’s Having a Baby
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I did not like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
I just can’t do movies about imbeciles. Candy drove me up the wall in that movie.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Same.
It was painful to watch.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
For me
Breakfast Club
Uncle Buck
Ferris
Weird Science
Sixteen Candles
PTA
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
You highly undervalue Sixteen Candles
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
I was not a fan of sixteen candles
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was not a fan of Weird Science or Breakfast Club
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
I may be willing to flip it with Weird Science
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yup.
I think Ferris and Uncle Buck could switch as well.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
No, Uncle Buck was the first movie I ever saw in the theater
and it was awesome
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
You mean to tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't like Ferris Buehler?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
WOAH
Ferris Buehler is great and is the one other John Hughes movie that I was leaving out.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
The big musical/dance number in downtown NYC just kills it for me
So dumb.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
That is probably where it drags a bit.
Everything else is amazing.
“What’s the score?”
“Nothin’, nothin’.”
“Who’s winning?”
“The Bears.”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
First of all, it's Chicago
And secondly, that’s not how you spell it.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Whatevs
Still dumb.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
YOU ARE THE DUMB!
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Dammit, I can't believe you were the only guy on my side now.
Just a terrible opinion on a fantastic movie. : (
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Didn't care for Ghostbusters either
Boom.
Bringin’ the ’80s nostalgia hate.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
I can't speak to you anymore
good day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I saw Ferris Bueller (or however the fuck it's spelled) for the first time
last year. And I’m telling you, it does not hold up.
There are some great moments (“Bueller…Bueller…”), but overall I didn’t want to watch it again.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
but it was awesome
why do you not like awesome things?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Every movie has parts that you wish weren't in it...
I feel that way about the scene in Top Gun where Maverick chases airplanes down the runway… So gay, you guys.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Gayer than the fuckin' volleyball music video???
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
The volleyball music video was very important.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
Ferris Bueller is Tyler Durden
Watch the trailer, the explanation is down the page.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
does home alone count?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Judd Nelson as a badass thug = hilarious
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Ally Sheedy was probably the most realistic character in that flick.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Fingerless gloves, bro.
Turns any man into a badass.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Isn't he also 5'4" / 135 lbs?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Haven't you seen "A Christmas Story"?
You just have to have a big, dumb, thug friend.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Only if you smoke with them
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Or roast pigeons on a spit over an empty trash barrell...
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The best dates
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
My credit score is in the 700's again.. new years resolution was quick as fuck.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 AM CST reply actions
And how will you celebrate?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Buy a trip to Mexico on his credit card
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
well i already splurged with the 10 rangers tickets yesterday...
ill splurge by putting 5% of my paycheck in my savings account and i just bumped my 401K contribution from 6% to 7%
and Ill probably get drunk and buy a lava lamp and other stupid shit i dont need
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
hot topic
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Pizza party for the whole dorm floor
100 pounds of makeup at the makeup store
Ticket down to spring break in Mexico
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
This sounds like Schultzy's shopping list.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
Why would I buy make-up?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
to look pretty
why would anyone buy makeup?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know...
Cause you don’t like doing fun things.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
I have worn a dress
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh, this subthread could get interesting...
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
not that interesting
it was for an acting class
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
any pictures?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I wore a cheerleader outfit once for powder puff
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
My friend was a chick in our production of Twelfth Night
somebody actually came up and asked him who the hot chick in the play was (it was him)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Seconded.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Mine was for a Czech wedding.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
I think you misspelled "chick".
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
i have too.
senior “talent” show.
i am the ugliest woman anyone has ever seen. just FYI
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure you're just being modest.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
i wasnt being modest enough.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Pics or it didn't happen.
All of you.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
mine will never see the light of the internet.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Booo
I was looking fwd to some Friday afternoon entertainment.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
not from that.
nope.avi
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
I have none to show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hmm
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
trust. me.*
i dont think there are even digital photos of it. it did make it in my yearbook though
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
I was pretty
but my dress was not too revealing. it left a little to the imagination
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
any sandwhich/burger/whatever
is better with guacamole and bacon added to it.. in that comboination guac-bacon
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM CST reply actions
I am becoming an avocado fiend
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
i like it straight out of the skin.. touch of garlic salt touch of pepper.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Fuck avocados right in their fucking face.
So gross.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Hahaha.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
My BTO of the day:
I hate guacamole.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The avocado is the most disgusting thing people find good.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
You, sir
are a raving loon.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
you're right, dude
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I don't hate it
but It’s vastly overrated.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
This is how I feel
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I just do not like the taste of it, and I have tried many times.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
zackly
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
I have never heard of "men" not eating food because of texture
until I got on this board. If it tastes good eat it.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Well it's the same for water chestnuts. The texture makes it impossible to eat.
My sister says the same thing about mushrooms.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'd be inclined to agree
but coconut can suck it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
You're weird.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
this is just wrong
But I am Mexican. Of course I like guac
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
REAL MEXICANS DON'T EAT GUAC
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
I am trill
Sorry you are poor at being mexicano
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
guac is bad
don’t you fuck up my burger with that horribleness you want to call food
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah it definitely doesn't belong on burgers.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Now I'm with you there
I love avocados, but the only time I’ve had it on a burger, it was fuckin’ nasty.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
it doesn't belong anywhere
maybe the trash. it probably belongs in the trash
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can't opine here, as I do not eat trash, so I've got no idea whether it tastes good with trash or not.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
It doesn't belong on anything.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Wow, I come back from breakfast
to an Avocado/Guac Jihad.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
paradox: there are HATCH green chiles and HAAS avocados ...
but when you take a particularly strenuous shit, it’s like you’re HATCHing an AVOCADO
has anyone ever made a huge bowl of guac and added chopped up bacon to it?
I bet it’d be awesome. bacon guac
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 AM CST reply actions
this is going to be a hell of a day.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
/already has been
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
you gonna try some alcohol today or something? got a slampiece lined up?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
nope
just a TON of stuff to do/get done today. and already have something that is messed/jacked up…
F.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
I won't be able to LSB after lunch.
3 of the 5 people who answer the phones will be out. I am one of the lucky 2 remaining.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
tell people to call back later
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
But you still have to answer the phone to tell them to call back later
which wastes valuable LSBing time.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
I said good day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lol
Thanks, Bobby.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
"Sorry, our systems our down right now."
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
/strongbad
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
heh we have coasters of strongbad
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO ARE HATERS OF THE AVACADO
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM CST reply actions
AND PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY REPLY FAIL
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Preach, brutha
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
FUCK THE AVOCADO
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Keep your blowjob, comrades
and I’ll keep my avocados.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Blowjobs > Advocados
it’s science.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
thats almost sig worthy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
so i was like, fuck you mother fuckers
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
i dont blog with men with no balls
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
or slightly damp
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's the worst... when you put on clothes fresh out of the dryer expecting warm wonderfulness
and instead you get damp disgustingness.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
i do this with towels
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
I got a freshly screenprinted t-shirt last night
they actually aim a temperature gun at it to know when the ink is set … I could’ve put it on still hot!
Thought he was...
…just not as often.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing to eat in this place.. must grocery shop..
I need baconz
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
thick cut maple or a regular cut hickory?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Regular
Burnt to a crisp.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
best way to cook bacon
jellyroll pan. in the oven.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Thick is the only cut.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
And use a fucking bacon press, people.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
or use a jelly roll pan
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Jalapeno Bacon from HEB
I get it at Central Market though
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Thick cut.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
van der sloot only got 28 years
crazy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST via Android app reply actions
is that on top of his sentence he is already serving?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
dunno
it just says sentenced to 28 years and a fine of about 74 grand
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lol no shit
I give him a week. Might take them that long to figure out precisely what size shiv they wanna jab into his spine.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
yeah...he looks really bad now.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
yep
I didn’t realize that there is no death penalty and no life in prison
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They were saying the overcrowding would have him out the door in around 7 years.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
been in peru for a while i thoguht?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
watch the mofo getting sentenced, that's one ugly evil dude there...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
you know what 80's movie was awesome?
one crazy summer
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:06 PM CST via Android app reply actions
The main character was a cartoonist, right?
Or am I thinking of something else that was awesome.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
Who's seen Say Anything?
Got it coming up in the Netflix queue eventually. Worth my time?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
another 80's movie
it was good back then. I have not seen it in years
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
A big bag of MEH.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
The Verdict
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
Now THAT is a great movie
Gotta be patient with it though. Takes a while to get going.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
Really rewatchable.
They were showing it in heavy rotation on Fox Movie Classics for a while and I kept getting sucked in.
Just about anything Paul Newman was in, I'll sit down and watch
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
That one and Better Off Dead are two of my 80's favorites.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Mmmmm...breakfast at Westside Cafe
Nice way to start the long weekend.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
and inexpensive.
Been going there for many moons. One of the managers loves to stop and talk baseball.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
I live probably 1-2 miles from there
but the only time I eat over there is Japanese Palace or occasionally Chubby’s
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
How do I not know of these places?
We are talking about West Fort Worth, right?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, Japanese Palace is greatness I get the Emperor's meal that comes with sake
it’s a little pricey, so I only go like every couple of months. Chubby’s is just a biker type bar that has pretty good burgers and decent beer prices.
Where 'bouts are they?
Can’t believe they’ve eluded my culinary radar.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Chubby's is like 1/4 west Alta Mere on Camp Bowie (across from Rusty's I think)
and Japanese Palace is about a mile west of Alta Mere on Camp Bowie between Cherry and Vegas Trail
I assume you have been to Parton’s as well
Oh, ok...I know where JP is
One of those places I’ve driven by, always saying “I need to try that place.” then immediately forgetting about it.
Never been to Parton’s, what is it, food-wise?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Old school pizza place
straight out of 1975… including the decor. It’s a buffet but you request what ever you want. It’s good. It’s on Cherry just south of Calmont
Hmmm, might be trying it this weekend, tanky.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
directv dude is taking forever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Do not end up in a roadside ditch.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I trust him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he said he had candy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1APO10kZl0
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You know, you could kill him and nobody would know.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
I am pretty sure they would
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Looks like the chinese buffet is gonna happen.
I’m pretty excited.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I would be too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nu nu buffet in addison
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in East Dallas, bro
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
Get me some autographs please
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
never understood the autograph obsession.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
me either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
a grown man asking another grown man for his autograph? what?
buy him a beer and have a short conversation with him.
dont stand in line like a sheep and have derek holland sign your baseball. although, that may seem awesome to have an autograph of another grown like the 1000 others in front of him.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't asked for one since I was 8
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
IT'S THEIR NAMES! IN CURSIVE! BARELY LEGIBLE!
Why would you not want to clamor over 8 year old boys with a sharpie and a hat to get a grown man to sign a something you will never wear?
(This will offend some, and I apologize)
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
not any worse than one of your previous statements
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i agree... if you are 13 or younger.. perfectly acceptable and neat and a memory forever
after age 13…. come the fuck on man
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
I used to have the same argument about gloves at ballgames
But then we moved our seats to the 3rd base line and watched someone get destroyed by a foul ball. Now my GF insists I bring a glove to protect her ;)
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Shit, man, I've been hit by just a ricochet on the 3B line, and that shit HURT
The doofus with the glove fuckin’ clowned it, bounced off the concrete behind him, and hit me in the collarbone.
Damn right I’m taking my own glove next time.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
If you were baller like me...
You’d catch it bare handed, one handed while holding an infant and your beer, without spilling either.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Spilled infants are messy.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I really need to watch this show.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
I stopped caring
when I lost my autograph album that had the following in it:
Fergie Jenkins
Gaylord Perry
Buddy Bell
Al Oliver
Doc Medich
Roger Staubach
Tony Dorsett
Bob Lilly
Randy White
Harvey Martin
Too Tall Jones
Robert Newhouse
Cliff Harris
Charlie Waters
…and many others I had acquired as a kid.
Argh.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
48
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
-2
Until March.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
Dang
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yep
Pretty sure it was in college when I moved from Arlington to Denton.
Still can’t believe I’d lose something like that. Fucking dipshit college self.
Grumble.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
I had several from the Cowboys including Martin and Jones on paper sacks from the Tom Thumb across from the practice facility on Forest.
When I went to college and my room was turned into a guest room, a stack of old paper sacks on a closet shelf looked like trash.
College: Destroyer of fine autograph collections.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
I love getting autographs, baseball cards, and sports memorabilia
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
unless its roger staubach at the bar or something.. dont bother
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
You're assuming Schultzy would go to a bar.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
I have no interest in a real football unless it is signed by Joe Montana
and I don’t believe that is the case here
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
that's cool
Better than collecting toe nail clippings
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So IANF and other men
Have you ever had any waxing done ever?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
my back.
i can take care of and reach all other body parts i need to
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Where did you find a place to go?
I’m thinking about doing it in Houston. What is your ethnicity IANF – are y’all South American?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
huh? im white as white can get..
just go to a japanese wax place.. takes 10 minutes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
You don't look it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
that's racist?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
I have...
I’ve also had a mani and a pedi…Feels fucking great.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Had a pedi for the first time yesterday
She made my terrible feet look freaking amazing. I had stubbed toes and shit from basketball that I thought I just had to wait out. I’m so stupid.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Feet are disgusting
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
No
I am not very hairy though… injun bood
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Italian
ugh
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Irish
If I were anymore white I’d be clear.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
heh so true
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
What sucks is
dad was Italian and could tan like a mofo.
I lost the chromosome sweepstakes and got mom’s freckly goddamned white-ass skin.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
The accent, the accent, they all love the accent
They never say the body, by the way
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not that Irish.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
It's from a stand-up
My favorite line: “I was in the corner of the bar, thinking I was being dark and mysterious, when in fact, I was asleep.”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Hahahaha
What comedian? That’s funny as shit.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Bwahahaha
“I can’t help but think that if Irish men didn’t drink, we’d be Italian..”
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Whiskey, not Slurpee.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 13, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'm too broke to go this year.
That and the fact that Ian Kinsler cancelled last year, so the only autographs that I got last were Tommy Hunter and Ron Washington.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That's my deal...it'd be cool, but $40/ticket??
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Plus if you don't buy a full table, you get stuck in the far corner eating with weirdos.
And the food was terrible. I think the main plate was supposed to be chicken fried steak, but the meat had absolutely no flavor. Definitely not worth $40.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Eh, I don't regret going the one time.
But I don’t know that I would go back. I did get to see the AL Championship trophy up close, and I got to hear Nolan and Ron speak. I was really excited when I got Tommy Hunter’s autograph at the time. And Chuck Greenberg did make eye contact with me and ask me how I was doing while I was waiting in line for autographs. So all-in-all, it was a worthwhile one-time experience.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I don't think i.could eat caviar
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Had some for the first time on Xmas Eve
It was on the reception buffet at my friend’s wedding. It was OK.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I had some once, and it was weird.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I should not be watching this while eating lunch
this fucker is gross
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:07 PM CST via Android app reply actions
now this looks awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That awkward moment when a person's inner monologue accidentally winds up being typed on the internet.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I am bored
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So has colonialbob come back to give us an updated on his plus sized lovin'?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I hate everyone
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
whoa...wtf did i miss?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
nothing
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
heh i need linkage
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Last night's OT thread.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
oh..i'm loading this up as i type
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
For the record.
I’m all for it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Just how "plus-sized" was she?
We talking 3 bills or just a little husky?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
he said 160
not that big at all
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I underestimated, I think
it’s hard to tell
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Depends on tits..
I work with a girl who is 5’10 with D’s who weighs 165. And she is in really good shape
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Somewhere in between
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The shape is important too.
Proper curves will come with more weight.
And proper curves are worth it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
This is true.
If the weight is proportionately allocated, it’s sexy as hell.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I was gonna say
160 on 5’11" is a lot different from 160 on 5’1".
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Should have read further..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
we love you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Anybody that faults you here for that just isn't thinking straight.
You take what you can get (within reason), particularly in that situation.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Uh, you can drink an ugly girl cute
You can’t drink a fat girl skinny.
I will not budge on this.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
insensitive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ask me how much I care
Go ahead
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
rude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Love you
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you and wildcat are cut off for the day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm not trying to make her skinny...Just tryin' to fuck her.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
whats the word, water dude?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'll go with ... obsequious.
That’s a decent word.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It gets better... but I'm not going that in depth into my personal life with LSB
not yet, anyway
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Come on now.
Genie is out of the bottle. Might as well tell us now… or we’ll just have to carpet bomb you until you do.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm off to class now
Perhaps I will share details later… or perhaps I will just IANF you and not tell you the story
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
it is not like any of us know who you actually are
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Too many of you are friends with me on the facebook
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
do you really think this badly of us?
that we will do something?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fine.
1 hour, you get the deets.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I honestly don't care
just fuckin with you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We're here to help guide you through these exciting times.
We’re the big brothers you never wanted.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Except for Josey
He’s the creepy uncle you wish would go away.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
the one that corners you at christmas and regales you with stories of how things used to be
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And Mike E.
He’s just a fucking creeper that I want to go away.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
he doesn't seem to come around much anymore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he was here the other day to bother RF
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
And when he does, he almost always says something completely rude about it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
about me*
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Are you Facebook friends with her?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
between extra vaginas and fat folds, we've virtually eliminated waiting times
excellent work, team, you can all go home early
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
who is graham norton?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:16 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Tuba
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm guessing.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
...and freakin' hilarious. The way he runs that show is great.
And the writers for his jokes are solid, too.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
he has a show?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yup
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Graham_Norton_Show
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't he have a show on Comedy Central for a little while?
Past what he did in England.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I just polished off the best Juevos Rancheros in L.A. ..with refried beans, spanish rice, tortillas and japs.....mmmm sooo good
deal with it, Adrian Beltre edition….
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
has anyone seen extremely loud and incredibly close?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:24 PM CST via Android app reply actions
And sit through a public cry-fest?
No thanks. Will watch it when I can get it at RedBox.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
I really don't want to cry
only one movie has made me do that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heh, me too.
Mine was White Fang and I was about 9 or so…
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
the patriot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ah yeah, that was some bullcrap
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Cool Runnings
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to see it and bawl like a baby.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't really know what its about other than tom hanks dies in one of the towers
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Movies and other entertainment that uses 9/11 as a plot device...
Skate on the thinnest of ice. It has to be done just right or it feels really… ugh.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I agree
but it has tom hanks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So it will be the second Tom Hanks film of the last year
that I have no interest in seeing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I guess
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Of course I also despite the costars of both films
Bullock and Roberts.. ugh ugh ugh
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Really?
I love me some Sandra Bullock. Since The Net…soooo hot, want to touch the boney hiney.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
he dislikes a lot of things
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She's not bad looking
but I can’t fucking stand her.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
As I've mentioned on here before,
as I get older I realize I am getting more emotional so I take myself out of situations that seem like set-ups.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
After United 93
I’ve sworn off 9/11 movies.
Great film, but jesus christ, what a miserable experience.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
United 93 was one of the movies I watched in a survey of film course
It was… tough to watch. I thought it was well done, but no way in hell am I voluntarily watching that movie again
by drizzle on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I saw that in the theater, and remember very little of it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
oh I have to see this, although sadly it may hit a little too close to home :(
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
pretty darn close.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
I want to take my daughter to see the rereleased Beauty and the Beast tonight
But I don’t think she’d keep the 3D glasses on. I wish they had rereleased it normally.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm not a fan of the 3D shit
Just an excuse to jack up ticket prices.
I think The Oatmeal has a good cartoon that summarizes my feelings on the subject.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
x
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Solid gold
Saying that 3D movies are the future of cinema is like saying that Magic Eye books were the future of literature.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck. 3. D.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
How old is she?
Generally, I can do without 3D, but there were a couple of moments in Hugo where the 3D added to it nicely, others where it seemed out of place. The kids in the audience were very enthusiastic about the Beauty trailer. Also, it was pretty cool to see them clutching at the snowflakes in Hugo’s opening shot.
2.5
She really wants to see it in the theater because it is one of her favorite movies, but I just don’t think she’d keep those goggles on her face.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hahahaha, trying to strap something to my daughter's face would be a disaster.
We’ll try the goggles and see how it goes. Worst-case scenario is that we watch it tonight at home.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
We just got my daughter, also 2.5,
Beauty and the Beast for Christmas. She was surprisingly uninterested. We’ve been afraid to take her to the movies. I don’t think she’d sit still long enough to make it through.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I hope titanic in 3D will be good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Alright, commence with your BTOs
Full beard, goatee, solo ’stache, or clean shaven?
On yourselves, jackasses, before you start with the “Wildcat’s preferences for women” comments (pre-empted, bitches!)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Full beard, cuz that's what I wear.
Keep trying to get a Jax Teller pointy beard thing going but it usually ends up a fail.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
One of these days I'm gonna go for the full Van Dyke
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Is that what the Jax pointy beard is called?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
I have a friend whose last name is Van Dyke, and he grew one just because of that.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
There's a alt photo process called Van Dyke.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I've got a near full beard going
I’ve got a handlebar/goatee combination whatever that is called.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Chinstrap?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
I've been told the goat is my best look
but, due to laziness, I usually get stuck somewhere between goatee and full beard (that whole “scruffy” thing that looks good for 1-2 days but really looks like ass afterward once it starts to crawl up the cheekbones and down the neck).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
We need to agree on definitions.
Here is a chart.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I have a short boxed beard.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've got the Van Dyke cut straight on the dies rather than rounded like this picture.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Me too.
Been thinking about going to the Copstash for a change. I did the Federation Standard, pointy sideburns and all, when I was younger.
Straight on the sides, not dies.
That’s weird.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Me too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I so need to grow me a Klingon beard.
Lady. Killah.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
now I want to grow a dali
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Looks like Derek Holland had the pencil in the postseason
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
nope
he had the rarely seen pedophile
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
So rare
It’s not in the above listing.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Just once I want to meet someone in a professional environment sporting the Hulihee.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Mike Maddux rocks the Zappa.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No you don't
You would laugh and the situation would immediately become tense.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Holy shit.
“The Zappa” is identical to Mike Maddux (not just the facial hair, but the face as a whole).
by LiamP on Jan 13, 2012 1:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No Dutchstache on there
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I wish I could grow friendly mutton chops so badly.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Full beard.
I’ve had every kind of facial hair possible in the last fifteen years, though, up to and including fifteen minutes with the ridiculous goatee braid. (Sam Jackson had one in Jackie Brown)
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Goatee.
I can’t grow a full beard, but the goatee looks better on me than clean shaven.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
clean shaven
in part b/c of where i work
in part b/c i cant grow shit.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
In order of actual amount of time spent on my face:
1) clean shaven (most of the time)
2) beard (easiest)
3) goat (favorite)
4) mustache (usually lasts about 1.5 minutes with my wife yelling at me about my look in comparison to a pedo the entire freaking time)
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
yep. My wife hates the the transition from bearded to clean shaven.
Just because the Fu Manchu is required along the way.
my wife actually wants me to grow my beard back
hell no….i hate the fucking itchy stage w/ a passion
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I go with the goat
To the fu, to the stache, to the hitler, to clean
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Starting with beard
I wouldn’t just grow a goat
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
a man cheats himself if he never leaves the hitler for long enough so someone can see it
The double take is worth all
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Good grief...
when did IaNF say that (your sig)?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Any idea who it was directed at?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Danke
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
I'm working on a Derek Holland mustache
It’s been about a week since I shaved it. I ate dinner at my parents last night and they didn’t notice. Give it time.
Goatee
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Full beard, stubble beard, or clean shaven
Maybe chin only if it’s done right and you don’t suffer from double chin
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
benji? how do I not look white?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions
first comment i saw after coming back from lunch.
awesome.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
This is good news
I’ve missed both these bridges
@lbjexpress
LBJ Express Project
DON’T FORGET! This wknd, LBJ Express project will be hanging beams for Joe Ratcliff walkway and Rosser Rd. bridge over I-635 main lanes.
so I 635 can actually get worse than it already is? thats incredible
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I read this as
“LSB Express Project”
Wut?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh thank god
The Rosser bridge being out sucked so badly.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
WHO'S GOT A SCANTRON FOR RIVER FENIX?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
YES!!!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
FYI
tyler wilson staying another year at ark
w00t.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
So I made my schedule for games I'm going to with my season tickets.
The first Thursday game on April 12th versus the Mariners is a 1:00 PM get away game. I’m taking that week off of work and going to the entire first home stand.
My wife and friends are working that day (and are going to me for other games in that homestand [Aqua still has first Darvish])
Who here wants to go to that day game with me [ideally we won’t think of each other as beatings]?
Extra bonus… if Darvish starts game 2 on Saturday vs the White Sox… he’d start this game too.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'll go.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'll pull a name out of hat
Currently you and Jihad.
Your name needs to get approved by my wife. I assume she wouldn’t mind… but not exactly comfortable springing it on her. “HEY HONEY I’M GOING TO THE GAME WITH THIS 20 SOMETHING GIRL YOU DON’T KNOW, COOL RIGHT?”
That’s how Adam stays in business.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
HAHAHA. Fair enough.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I got the Plan B 10-pack
Don’t think it includes that one.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
How much are the 10-pack?
I was thinking I should get one.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
$210
For Section 328
It’s really an 11-pack because they throw in Opening Day.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
They tell you $190 but there is some bullshit $20 "service fee" on top of that.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Where do they have the list of which games comes with it?
I swear I saw it earlier but now I can’t find it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Well that's weird, the 10 game plan isn't on the web site today.
They only have the 20 game plans. I’ll shoot me rep an email to see WTF is up with that.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Ok so I'm not going crazy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I JUST bought mine Wednesday, so this is really strange.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
He said they'll go on sale again Monday.
You want his contact info? (he said you can give him a call on Monday)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Is he nice/competent dude who knows what the fuck he's talking about?
Then, yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yep,
he’s been my rep for 2-3 years now. Always responds quickly.
You want the info via the gmail acct in your profile?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
That'd be best. Thanks.
Just contacted a friend of mine about buying adjacent seats.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
On it's way.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
I can afford that but I don't want to buy one seat.
Buying two seats….I’ll have to check my finances. I’d plan on selling the second seat to friends…or y’all.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I can't ever get my friends to commit to anything
and the wife will only go to 1 or 2, so I have to go with the one seater, then fill in with other games. Will probably get additional tix for Red Sawx and Los Anaheim.
10 Pack is a pretty good deal.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Thank god for Plan B, amirite?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
lol
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
...
Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.
I love that special
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
completely serious
Daniel Tosh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you have to watch this bigtill
that special is sooo fucking good
Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle’s no. They’re not allowed."
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Very similar to Tosh's joke about that
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Oddly similar.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
it is crazy how similar they are
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh goddammit
It is tosh isn’t it?
Fuck you guys, it’s been a while since I’ve seen it. Assholes
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
way similar
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
JOKE STEALERSS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
i thought i was giving Tosh props
but I guess sometimes you have to spell it out
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
there there little buddy
I needed a good laugh
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I love that you can actually picture TTWBG going through that process of recognizing a joke at his expense.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
hahah
You win some, you lose some.
I’m now going to go sit backwards on my toilet and eat a bowl of cereal
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I can only hope
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
WAIT A SECOND...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
notsureifserious.jpg
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
of course money buys happiness.
money buys you a wave runner. you ever seen someone frown on a wave runner? its impossible.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
I once saw a homeless guy start to skip
bottle hit him right in the dome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, he likes Dane Cook.
(This may or may not be true. Probably not.)
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
That's all the motivation I need to actually do this...
IANF LIKES DANE COOK
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
unforgivable
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think it was TDT firmly in the anti Tosh crowd
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i love me some tosh
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
well damn...who the fuck was that then
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I bet vfn likes dane cook too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No
It is possible to see both Dane Cook and Brian Tosh as humorless fucks who are terrible.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Is Brian Tosh related to Daniel Tosh?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
He's his untalented relative apparently
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
impossible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what is this....i dont....even....
know…..
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
jackiechan.jpg
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm in that camp
because it’s the troof.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Dang
I was sure he was gonna be in Miami.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Same here.
Rams – blech. Give me the Dolphins over that any day.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
That's gotta be it
Miami’s QB situation is still pretty weak. Probably didn’t wanna go through that after the whole Vince Young fiasco in Tennessee.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
And Sjax is only 28 and you don't have to see the Pats twice a year.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
He's got a lot of miles for 28 though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sure, but I still think he's a top 10 back for a couple of years
and he’s better than what’s in Miami at the moment.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I don't know about that
RBs usually age quickly, especially when they’ve been under as heavy a workload as he has. I don’t think he’s played a full season in a couple of years, either (injuries)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
How good is Bradford, though?
He had a decent (though overrated) rookie year, then a mediocre to bad sophomore year… granted, he didn’t have much around him, but still.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
As much as it pains me to admit it,
Jason Brown just isn’t working out for them. They probably need to take their third first round LT in the past 4 years and then move Saffold to RT or some such.
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta trade it, right?
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Worried that WAS trades up.
Think St. Louis can talk Cle into giving up both 1st rounders to take RGIII?
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
(yes, yes, yes)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Have Dallas trade up with romo, dez, their first..
Draft RG3 and Kendall wright in the 2nd
…
..
.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't think Wright lasts that long.
Do you realize he finished 3rd in the nation in rec. yards, 6th in the nation in catches and rec TD’s??
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Seems like a lot for just a couple of spots, right?
But would you rather have Cle’s 1st and 2nd this year or Washington’s first this year and next?
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
A group of our students are in London and Romania
Tonight, they’re staying in the fortress where Vlad the Impaler was born (and reportedly still haunts). Can’t wait to hear more of their stories.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
Badass
If even half the stuff they say about Vlad is true, dude was fucking bugnuts.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
yes he was
I wouldn’t have messed with him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I mean, as fun as it sounds to be rectally impaled...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
I like that he would leave a chest of gold in the middle of town
no one would touch it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh that would be so.awesome to go to
he interests me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I also did not know you could stay there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 1:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Apparently, it's the only fortress fromt he middle ages still inhabited by people
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
With the time difference, it's tough telling when they stayed there
But here’s one professor’s recap, if you’re interested
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
that would be so cool
and that dude has an awesome name
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The professor is a woman
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
well she has an awesome name
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is she an elf?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I was thinking Indian
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not that I'm aware of
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
insensitive.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
No
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Haha "Suck it, omens"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Lol nature pwned this guy
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/rare-white-penguin-spotted-antarctica-213152350—abc-news.html
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I am glad I am not a honey bee
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:06 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Speaking of bees.
I’m parked next to a silly yellow car today. Reminded me of Closure.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
A friend of mine wants a yellow truck
I keep telling him that no one ever wants a yellow truck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
my Pussy Wagon died on me
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
701
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST via Android app reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
I almost feel bad for John Edwards
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST via Android app reply actions
The politician or the guy who talks to dead people?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
politician
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
your kiss
your kiss is on my list
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST via Android app reply actions
dry roasted almonds
not just bad, the worst.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
JON IN PLANO!?!
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Ugh.
Customer service battles.
DO NOT BUY A SAMSUNG HDTV WITH DLP.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 2:44 PM CST reply actions
this guy is a horrible restaurant owner
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:49 PM CST via Android app reply actions
heh
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
IT'S A TRAP
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This seems more like LSB's version of romantic
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
".. Now, how old is your sister?"
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 2:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
"Don't worry,
…I won’t make you finish that BJ."
-Aceious the Vile
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Here's the one LSB boys WISH they'd get
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
ha
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
what do you mean WISH?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 2:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I realize everyone here talks like they're a 10
But …
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
heh
I think most of us are realistic. just like to make jokes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wouldn't know that from the colonialbob confession/discussion last night
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Guys usually like to talk a big game
Most of us don’t actually mean it though (there are exceptions)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Truth
Guys talk mad shit (the larger the group, the bigger the bullshit).
But we’re pretty grounded when it comes down to it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
Most is probably right
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Moreover,
chicks dig guys who talk a big game.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
see: taylor, benjamin
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
See: Your nearest watering hole, club, or house party
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
You forgot the word "most" in there
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder if that's even necessary.
And I’m not saying I’m a fan of it.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, it is necessary
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
well they were
sorry if you didn’t take them as such
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ooooh,
what happened? Was he all like “Purdue Men >>> ISU Women” ?
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
no
he said he made out with a chubby girl. we made some jokes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Especially the big girls
Big girls need love too
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
no discrimination
this world
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lord. It's in last night's OT thread if you want to read it
(please don’t feel like you have to)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
i did read it.....i prolly would have done the same thing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You find Mahinmi that attractive?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's like the Ace vs #1 or small HOF vs large HOF debate...
It depends where you draw your cutoff. I feel like he would be a 10 based on large HOF-like standards.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Excuse me?
I talk like I’m at LEAST 15.
Jeez.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
for real
nothing good can come of this whole subthread
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
I am a 10
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
9.5...
…until you got that pedi.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Honesty. Pass it on.
Foundation For A Better Life.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't seen this on here...
How to choose your SEC school: a primer for disinterested fans
It includes an awesome flowchart that leads you to your SEC school.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Heh.
Is it weird that Auburn or Alabama apply best?
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
FINALLY
HE IS HERE
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST via Android app reply actions
directv guy
I have been waiting all day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
TIM TEBOW
Our savior has arrived.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
I thought you were talking about the Fielder announcement in vague terms
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'll leave this here
BNightengale Bob Nightengale
Breaking: The Texas #Rangers are meeting today with Prince Fielder at Dallas-area hotel. Stay tuned #mlb
Prince in that lineup
makes me worry that I’ll have to call a doctor after 4 hrs.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man.
I can’t decide if I should be chanting not too many years
or
YEAH LETS DO THIS
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Be a fan for now.
Rip the deal later.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I just want so badly to turn the tables on LAAAAAAA
And be all “I’ll see your Pujols/Wilson, and raise you a Darvish/Fielder. Choke it down, bitches…”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Meh.
I ain’t even mad.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
I will say...
That I enjoyed the HH trolls coming over to offer condolences on us not having any money after that Rosenthal deal came out.
Then we slapped the Nippon Ham Fighters with our money penis and they’re all “Darvish is gonna suck anyway”.
Enjoy the next 10 years Angels fans. 2021 is a looooooooooong way away.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I had a planned to write about this for BBTiA
but it kind of fell apart when the market for him crashed.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Should we find this hotel and cam out outside chanting 'WE WANT FIELDER' *clap clap* *clap*
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
I bet IANF's source knows which hotel
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
That would be the hardest place to find anybody.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Not really.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I motion that you go and scout out the premises.
Then report back.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
I'm at work, brah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Damn you. I already had your camo ready.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
lol....I love this movie
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Oh hey...
The only funny movie Jack Black ever made.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
You just can't stand the fact that Ace and Wildcat are overtaking you as of late can you?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
High Fidelity.
Tropic Thunder. Tenacious D. School of Rock (not so much “funny” but a good movie)
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I didn't like the tenacious d movie
loved the show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
I’m telling you this for your own good, that’s the worst fuckin’ sweater I’ve ever seen, that’s a Cosby sweater
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
A CAHHHHHSSSBYYY SWEATAAHHHHH
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Walk Hard and Anchorman cameos count.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
So he's never starred in a funny movie...
Can we all agree on that?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Tropic Thunder he was a "star."
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Cable Guy
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh and how can I forget Airborne??
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
how could you forget that
JACK BLACK AND SETH GREEN IN THE SAME MOVIE
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
x
Gaylord Texan boasts over 400,000 square feet of flexible meeting space,…and a 25,000-square-foot day spa and fitness center [I’d recommend starting at the spa and leaving the fitness center for last]…It boasts 1,511 stylish guest rooms, including 127 spectacular suites.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
Find some gifted ladies who enjoy baseball to show up in skimpy outfits
Or show tits.. Either, really
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
OH SNAP SON.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
IANF may have been right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
If Prince's kids are legitimately already enrolled in school and he has a house in Southlake
I will suck my own dick.
Even if Prince signs, it doesn’t mean IANF’s claims were accurate.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You can suck your own dick?
WTF are you doing on the computer?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No, but I will learn or break my neck trying if Case is right.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
would you rather be able to suck your own dick
Or be guaranteed to give each girl you have sex with the best she’ll ever have and always remember
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 3:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The second.
The first doesn’t seem that appealing to me.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
yup
Also, word of mouth. Your legend will grow and girls will beg you to bone them
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 13, 2012 3:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Wow...poor choice of words with that first sentence.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Best sex, bc I'd be guaranteed to be bumped up to #1 in their speed dial
for late night drunken ass.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
what if there was a bomb in tbia...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well fucking played
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Besides...
He likes Dane Cook i don’t trust him to be right about anything.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
huh?
I know I have been on here less than normal, but…. WTF are you talking about? How did I miss this rumor?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
i think he was only serious about house
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
what house?
wtf did I miss… fill me in bro
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
IANF tweeted a couple of weeks ago (2?)
prince had a mortgage on a house in southlake (multiple mil)
and tweeted again that it was signed
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
IANF?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
i am neftali feliz
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
if true.. and he knows about this this early..
then LSB has achieved a whole new level of creepy
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
check your email in a sec
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
thanks man
the doc program is keeping me to damn busy to follow all the LSB shit…
keep me informed man!!
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
you got it
hows school?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
also
lsb tailgate opening weekend? (game #2?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
present in NO in Feb
busy as fuck right now.. relearning the mathematical basis for optimization for a proof that involves intermingling distributions… brain hurts.
Wife interviewed with U of Wis yesterday.. waiting on Col, VT and FIU
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
thats fantastic!
you get any free time in the big easy (hopefully after your presentation goes well, you can celebrate!)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Don't worry...
I got some plans…
Going to UNT/LSU in Aug next year as well.. Some of the family of a good friend of mine is well up the chain as far as LSU boosters go…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
All LSBers are ordered to maintain at least 100 yds of distance from all Dallas area hotels
until Mr. Fielder has left the premises.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
#OccupyDFWHotels
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I envision it something like the guy at the end of the Discount Double Check commercial
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
FieldAHHHH!
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
DISCOUNT DALLAS CHECK.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeah.... that made me laugh
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
It is Fan Fest weekend
Is the Ninja going to drop a bomb?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
so ninja...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Rangers sign Darvish, Fielder
and ballpark naming right deal with Krispy Kreame.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
That's........nice.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
No thanks. Send it to RF.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
NO.
My biggest bugaboo is shit pics. I’ll peruse the fuck out of some penises and fat lesbian sex but I will NOT fucking stand for fecalfelia.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh and people having sex with animals.
Can’t do that either.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Sigworthy right here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hmmm. gonna go ahead and make that bet on bodog
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Could this also be a signal that Darvish's contract is done?
Joint announcement maybe?
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
orly?
didnt know that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Also, I'm betting they're meeting at the new Omni.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
thats where newton met with SMU and TCU when considering
transferring, right :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
The Omni wasn't open when Newton was transferring.
trollfail
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
couldnt resist :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
norm claimed the Darvish deal is done
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 13, 2012 3:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
/rubs hands together/
Alright…next week’s gonna be goooooooooood…….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 13, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Maury has become a closet Rangers fan,,
BizballMaury Maury Brown
@
@BNightengale Betting Boras moved the market (read: JD and the Rangers). A good fit. The AL West is now the AL East #ArmsRace
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Sorry. But we still own the division until we say otherwise.
Even then, we still own the American League.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's weird that everybody is assuming it's inevitable.
I know it has made a ton of sense for a long time now and even I have been sucked in to drooling over how amazing that lineup would be, but…I also thought we had Cliff in the bag.
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Well just got waxed
That was differenct
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
too easy...
whats up man
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Yooooo
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Chest and back haha
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Drop off your man card that way ----->
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
why?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Men aren't supposed to be getting waxed.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on what you're getting waxed.
If a bro wants to remove the back hair… it’s probably the best way to do it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
If a bro wants back hair removed
he should have someone shave it into a Rangers logo.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
There are certain types of situations where it's okay.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
Had chest and back done
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yeah because women love unibrows and getting a face full of pubes when they blow you...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Dudes shouldn't be waxing pubes.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well, manscaping bro.
I imagine a guy who likes having a unibrow and back hair doesn’t care about having a huge ballfro either.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Bikini waxes are not okay for a man.
Just shave it like a man. And use tweezers for the unibrow.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Adnd da womens should be more concerned with their gag reflexes
than pubes.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
So they don't like pubes in their faces
but they do like dicks in their mouths?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Prince is coming!
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"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Quit posting your gamertags, people!
If you wanna hook up with your gamer friends, do it via email or some other way.
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