Nightengale: Rangers meeting with Fielder today
Per Bob Nightengale on Twitter, the Rangers are meeting with Prince Fielder "at a Dallas-area hotel" today.
This is pretty huge...my reaction to this news was the same as Adrian Beltre's after a certain home run last season.
Fielder, of course, is an elite-level first baseman who, as a lefty power hitter, would be a great fit for Texas, as his swing is viewed as tailor-made for TBIA, and the Rangers have something of a hole at first base. That said, Fielder's agent, Scott Boras, has reportedly been looking for a 200 million dollar deal, and the market for Fielder simply hasn't developed.
Of late, I've been wondering if Fielder might look at a one year deal and re-enter the market next offseason, when the Dodgers would (with new ownership) be a natural landing spot for Fielder, or potential the Mets (assuming the Wilpons sell by then) or the Cubs.
If so, Texas - with a hitters park, a strong lineup, and a playoff caliber team - would be a good spot for Fielder to go on a short-term deal.
It is unknown whether this is the case, if the Rangers are looking at Fielder long-term, or if this is just tire-kicking, but calling this intriguing is an understatement.
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#HUGE
Is Josh gone? JD, I trust Yu…
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Fun...
Artie’d about dump in his own britches if the Rangers pull down Prince for a year or two… his “win now” enthusiasm would certainly get the pickle juice dumped on it.
And, King Albert’d get a kick out of being back in the same division as the Prince of Fielder… until the end of the season and they were looking up at our butts again… lol
Go, JD!!!
If at first you don't succeed, try the outfield! -- Ed
time for you to go on a road trip, ajm
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by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:30 PM CST via Android app reply actions 7 recs
Heheheh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Congrats on the Champs win
Will they make me a look like a fool again when I call them a top-10 team going into next year?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This could get real interesting
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Bob Nightengale on ESPN103.3 now..
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
That they are actively talking dollars
From a friend who was listening.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I just got a huge baseball erection
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Hell yeah, paint Nordeast Ranger red white and blue
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Pancakes and a refreshing dip in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
by RCCook on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Have to wait til spring now ;)
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Just cut a big hole in the ice.
As good as Prince Fielder would've looked in a 4XL Rangers' uniform, we all know you win with pitching. -- JJT
The truth about MLers from a MLer, Todd Coffey:
"In my heart of hearts, if it's the right contract, I would look to definitely come back to the Nationals."
Get one of those new Columbia jackets ready
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Seems to me that if he's going to sign for a one-year deal and then re-enter the FA market next year, he'll be a Brewer in 2012.
If we can make this happen for 5-6/115-138, then sign me up.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Why would a one-year deal mean he's a Brewer in 2012?
And wouldn’t the whole point of signing a 1-year deal, for Fielder, mean avoiding the sort of contract you’re talking about, so that he could get the one he wants (and Boras wants) next off-season?
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(1) Familiarity, competitive team, ballpark in which he's excelled, weaker league
(2) Yes. Which is why I think it’s much more likely that he stays in Milwaukee on a one-year deal than signs with us for a comfortable price.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Weeeeeeeeee!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'd bet the Rangers Ballpark and the club's competitiveness,
plus a chance to pitch them on a “now you’ve got to know him, you’ve got money, sign him big and long-term” after 2012 would make Fielder and Boras at least pause to think about it.
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I think that's probably true. I just don't think it's enough to overcome the (rather substantial, amirite?!) inertia keeping him in Milwaukee if it's just one more year.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Well, I don't know. He's in Dallas now, so it depends on whether he's still in motion...
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Yeah, if Josh and Prince both had huge years with Texas
there would be a lot of pressure on the FO to resign one of them…
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
That's something I didn't even consider
The part about Boras trying to use a 1 year deal as a sort of audition to show the team what they can get.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I'd have to imagine that it'd still be Boras' least-favored option, but who knows?
If the right contract’s not out there…
And in terms of longer deals: while opt-outs tend to worry me a bit, Dave Cameron’s take on a hugely backloaded deal makes me wonder what the Rangers could structure.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Boras is in the business of making money for himself too
Boras takes the injury risk of a one year contract too.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 13, 2012 8:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fine
Buster_ESPN
One exec today believes WAS, TEX, CHC may ultimately get this Fielder contract structure: 6 years, opt-out after 3 years, 22-24m a year.
In.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
*Flinn
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
*Flynn
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
Perfect
As good as Prince Fielder would've looked in a 4XL Rangers' uniform, we all know you win with pitching. -- JJT
The truth about MLers from a MLer, Todd Coffey:
"In my heart of hearts, if it's the right contract, I would look to definitely come back to the Nationals."
Yeah, I do this.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
The only way I can see not doing this is if the AAV in years 4-6 is 26-28MM
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Cubs don't really have much reason to do this.
Even at that rate.
Between the Nats and the Rangers then, I would hope.
by LiamP on Jan 13, 2012 3:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Cubs are rebuilding, why would they want him?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Makes so little sense
And their brass is definitely upgraded this year
By the time they are really getting good again, he’s going to be 30, and … oh, snap
Well, the report is that the AAV on the entire deal is 22-24MM.
The question is how heavily the overall value is distributed to the years following the opt-out
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yes but with the opt out comes a discount
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 13, 2012 8:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Olney
One exec today believes WAS, TEX, CHC may ultimately get this Fielder contract structure: 6 years, opt-out after 3 years, 22-24m a year.
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
In.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Perfect
As good as Prince Fielder would've looked in a 4XL Rangers' uniform, we all know you win with pitching. -- JJT
The truth about MLers from a MLer, Todd Coffey:
"In my heart of hearts, if it's the right contract, I would look to definitely come back to the Nationals."
fuck.. for that give him 26 a year
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
I think the biggest selling point is HR porch for 243 games
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
porch for a contender
both huge selling points
by Colonel Travis on Jan 13, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
me too
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
They aren't ideal
But on a contract the size that Prince will get, an opt out really isn’t risking that much.
If you’re paying Prince $24M per year… the most optimistic person might see him as a 6 WAR/yr player the next 3 or 4 years, in which case, he’d opt out to get a raise to $30M or what not.
That’s not a huge loss on the Rangers part.
It really doesn’t make the deal that much worse for the Rangers.
The only way it kills the Rangers
Is if he goes all Vernon Wells on them and falls off the cliff before his op-out
But if the scenario is
We offer 6/130, and they counter with 6/130 + an opt out… then the opt out didn’t come into play in that situation.
And twice on Sunday
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
This is a $ 23 million DH who is morbidly obese.
He’ll be very good to great for 3 years and then fall off a cliff.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Somebody didn't actually read.
Even if you were right, if he did that he would opt out and not be our problem anymore.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
If he is "good to great" for 3 years,
can you imagine how tired we will all get of Josey warning us that he is going to fall off a cliff in 3 years blah blah blah?
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Comes with instructions and shit, man.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm sure if you keep telling yourself that
a sailboat will appear.
I live to play the devil's advocate.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 13, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, except
he’s really a first baseman (better than Young). is left handed, which we need. has light tower power, which is a good thing. drew 107 walks last year. Is durable. drew 107 walks last year. hits for pretty high average (.280’s – .290’s) , drew 107 walks last year.
did I mention he drew 107 walks last year? More than Josh Hamilton, Adrian Beltre, and Nelson Cruz, COMBINED.
sign him. NOW.
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
I have mixed emotions about this.
I’d love to have Fielder … for the next 4 or so years. After that, I’m scared.
Still, if they can lock up Yu and add Fielder to an already dominant lineup … wow.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
My feeling...
…is that you shouldn’t give a shit about what happens four years down the road. You can cross that bridge when you come to it.
This isn’t the same as signing AROD to play for a real shitty Ranger’s team. This is like McGriff signing with the 90s Braves, a team that was already good enough to win it all.
And besides, you can swallow contract downsides like that IF you don’t spend the rest of your money on the Chan Ho’s of the world. I think this management can handle it.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
I want your feelings no where near the Rangers decision makers
by Heebs on Jan 13, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You are really that concerned about Fielder being bad after five years?
I didn’t say to be stupid about it. I said that you shouldn’t have those fears about signing this one player given the situation the Rangers now find themselves in. If Fielder puts us over the top, then I have no problem signing him to six years, no matter what happens after year 4.
This is especially true since a.) Tom Hicks isn’t here to screw it up, b.) Nolan and the Ninja are proving themselves quite capable of building a great team, and c.) there’s a shit ton of money coming down the pike, espeicially after our boys win the next three championships. :)
No guarantees that we’ll win with him, but there’s no guarantee tha he won’t earn all of his contract either, even if it does end up with ABs as a DH.
We should be grateful that there’s nobody like the Yanks and Sox around to drive up the bid. We’re fortunate in that regard.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
This is the stupidest post you've made
since the last time you posted
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jan 13, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You're a dick and a pussy...
…all at the same time. Amazing how you do that!
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
Oh...
…and not one person can form a rebuttal here.
If you guys are gonna can me stupid, at least tell me why.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
Because "I don't care what happens 4 years down the road"
is a stupid thing only stupid people post. It’s Bigsteveian.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
There's an explanation follows said remark.
Learn to read, Hermaphrodite.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
YOu know
I have a feeling if we literally had a poster who did nothing but make queefing sounds like a real human vagina would, it’d still make a lot more salient points than you. Yeah, it’d just be some douche making disgusting noises, but at least it wouldn’t expect others to take the disgusting noises seriously.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jan 13, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If you saw a post that started
The Rangers should DFA Elvis Andrus
and then 4 paragraphs followed… would you bother reading the explanation?
by Jobu. on Jan 13, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
There is no explanation
The explanation is apparently – well, we’ll have money, so why not waste it! It’s not so much an explanation as it is an alcoholic vomiting over himself and then trying to suck nutrients from his bilious, feculant shirt. It’s just kind of sad for everyone involved.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
hmm
you seem to be mad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Actually, I'm quite peachy!
Have an after-work Hopdevil IPA and enjoying a Fielder hard-on.
You?
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
I am wonderful
thanks for asking
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 5:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Unless of course if we're talking about Adrian Beltre.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Adrian Beltre
is a better bet to age well than Prince, me thinks
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
And I think his elite defense at third will age pretty decently, as well...
But defense doesn’t count. It’s all about that road OBP.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
OPS by month you numbskull
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
I mean seriously
it’s not only that you’re dumb, but you now apparently need people to explain to you how dumb you are. I’ve met schizophrenics with more insight than you.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
One more thing...
…it’d be a different story if there was a bunch of sunken cost in already shitty players. You can afford to have one or two sinkholes…not five or six like the Rangers of the early oughts. It’s not like we are the Yankees with a bunch of AJ Burnett type players.
Besides, I’d be much more concerned about signing Hamilton than Fielder.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
You pretty much lost everyone
when you said we shouldn’t give a shit about what happens 4 years down the road.
Maybe he believe in the Mayan Calender of some such
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
This
having money doesn’t mean you should be trying to waste it.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
BTW, personal attacks aside...
…question for you guys:
My suggestion, that you could likely piece together in my disjointed posts above (my apologies), is that I would swallow $50 million of a bad Fielder in years 5 and 6 of a contract given what most of us would expect he brings in the first four years. (All of which is conjecture anyway.)
So, how is that any different in overpaying $51 million THIS year for Darvish…a pitcher who hasn’t proven anything as of yet?
I’m all for the Darvish signing too, but it’s funny (to me) how we worry about wasting $50 million five years from now but have no problem spending an extra 50 million (beyond the actual contract of the player itself) to sign Darvish this year.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Because one you pay up front
for a player who is 25 and likely to perform throughout the life of his contract. The other is 50 million you add to the 2016-2017 payroll at the cost of extending someone like X future superstar. One doesn’t have opportunity costs nor does it burden the Rangers with an untradable player with an untradable contract. THe other does. It’s pretty simple.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jan 13, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Whoh...
…okay, Fielder is 27. A fat 27, but only 27. I think man would likely say that there’s more likelihood in Darvish failing the year’s 5 and 6 of a contract rather than Fielder.
If Fielder gets fatter, at least he can still hit 50 HRs a year like his Old Man. Injuries and underperformance, IMO, are much more likely with Darvish, especially given his current mileage.
Again, I’m not opposed to either signing (not that you care), but I think we are kidding ourselves that Darvish is guaranteed to have better overall value that Fielder in a six year deal.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Once again
you’re missing the point.
1st, that’s a lot of dumb assumptions. Power? It ages like shit. There was an article on how bad power ages just a few days ago. Read it. Assuming Fielder will hit 50 HRs even when he’s 33 or so is really. really dumb. It’s like assuming that 2012 Michael Young will be like 2011 Michael Young. Could it happen? Yeah. Will it? I don’t know, but most likely not.
Even then, the argument wasn’t about how good they’re likely to be, but the opportunity cost associated with it. THat 50 million for Darvish? That’s just operating cost, like when the Rangers install a jumbotron on their scoreboard. Darvish gets none of it, and it’s just a one time deal that’s at least partially tax deductible. It’s not a part of year-to-year operating cost. That 50 million for Fielder? That will be a part of the year to year budget. It makes it hard to sign guys like Elvis Andrus or Neftali Feliz when he inevitably reaches FA. It also takes up a roster spot for any future potential DH or 1Bs. It pays money to a non-productive part of your team. It’s like paying CHoP all over again. And that’s bad.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
ANd once again
I find your whole operating assumption flawed. No one is worried about giving prince 8 years because they’re too afraid to take the chance. This FO takes fucking chances all the time. Literally every move they made this offseason is a chance.
People are worried about giving Prince Fielder a 8 year contract (or a 7 or a 6 or a 5) because not all chances are equal. There are certain players that age well – contact hitters, defensive specialists, even speedsters are surprisingly good at retaining value. Guys who don’t age well tend to be power guys with low BA, lots of strike outs, lots of walks – Prince Fielder, essentially. Add that to a bad body and it’s pretty clear to see why people are worried. Make no mistake – a bad contract cripples an organization – I don’t care if it’s Yu Darvish or Prince Fielder. It’s just a simple matter of the amount of years you’re going to have to commit to either
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
bah
and their relative ability to reproduce their past success.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
And, oh yeah...
…the time value of money dictates that paying out an extra $50 million upon signing is much worse than paying it out five or six years later, especially for a pitcher that could be one pitch away from retirement.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Not if a sufficiently large proportion of the $50M can be written off.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
different assignments of costs
The two really aren’t that comparable, though the numbers look the same when you type them
here we go.. painting my chest and running around uptown dallas
PF Rangers love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i better chug this bottle of vodka first
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 PM CST reply actions
literally an all star lineup minus CF
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
White Lightning says
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
by OJsApprentice on Jan 13, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Best team in baseball
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is really going to happen!
Yu and Prince!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Fielder to Boras...
Please Please Scott dont mess this up… I don’t want to have to pick those other teams..
Be still my boner
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on Jan 13, 2012 3:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
HIP THRUST!
HIP THRUST!
"If he ain't struck you out, then you ain't nobody." - Ricky Henderson after Nolan Ryan's 5,000 strike out game
Q: How many HR's would Prince hit in Arlington?
A: Oh, about 35,000.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
by RCCook on Jan 13, 2012 3:45 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
They need to lock-upp a deal with Yu first...
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
lock-up*
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's why you're starting to see some activity with Fielder....
the Darvish deal may be about done….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 13, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
okay. just want to make sure we get Yu
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
this signals to me that its been locked up
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
Thinking about Mitch Moreland hearing this news
reminds me of goET’s great Fanpost sympathizing with Travis Metcalf when Young moved to 3rd…
I wonder what Travis Metcalf is up to these days...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Me, too.
Maybe he’ll call Mitch up and invite him out for a beer after the Rangers sign Prince.
“I know how you feel, Mitch… Want to grab a pitcher and throw some darts?”
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Haha...
Not I have a sad for Mitch.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
was playing for the Lancaster Barnstomers of the Atlantic League of Professional Baseball last season
He'll always have the 30 run game...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
also, this..
He helped lead the Wamego Red Raider baseball program in Wamego to the Kansas 4A State Championship in 2000, his senior year at Wamego High School. Metcalf holds the career home run record at the University of Kansas with 29 and held the single season record (18) from 2003 to 2009.
I did not know he was from Kansas.
Somehow, that is perfect.
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
x
@JeffWilson_FWST
Jeff Wilson
Source confirms #Rangers meeting with Prince Fielder, but suggests the first baseman is Plan B if Yu Darvish doesn’t sign.
Does anyone know if a Fielder signing would be a JD baby or a Nolan baby?
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
We can't know that without cupping the balls of hindsight.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Jan 13, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
True, true.
Hindsight gets a lot of cuppage.
I’m envious.
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm
After JW’s admission this morning that “The Outlaw Josey Wales came out in 1976,” his obsession with cupping balls makes so much more sense now.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
by RCCook on Jan 13, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 18 recs
On it's way to green, this one is.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
it needs about 35,000 recs
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Plan A is both
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
"No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!"
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 13, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
suggest the opposite... suggest yu is locke dup
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Ninja just doing what he do.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Then why is he in Dallas? Should be in Ft Worth......
/ducks and runs
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Switching to the American League is a good excuse to go back to eating meat.
Tougher league, need more protein.
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Smoke Tofu?
No, I think he ditched that when he realized he was getting just as close to a coronary bypass eating large cheese pizzas
He apparently had BBQ in St. Louis during the NLCS...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
I don't believe so, thought I read he dropped it.
and, of course I have no link.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
thanks for the solid, guy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
thanks for the solid, turd.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Hopefully we do get both Yu and Prince
man, are they gonna be baking in some Texas Heat come June – August.. bless their hearts
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
?
Not to jump on you, but this is such a tired bit by now
Yes, it’s hot in Texas. There are also other cities in the US that have outdoor baseball facilities in which it his hot.
And I think they made the point this year that the heat hurts the visiting team more than it hurts the Rangers. It’s almost an advantage.
And from a fellow big guys’ perspective, nothing wrong with dropping a few pounds while you do what you were going to do anyway.
Heyman
prince fielder has embarked on latest tour of teams. hes going to travel to see several teams the next few days. #thetour
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Heh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This was tweeted by Mike Bacsik, roughly 22 hours ago....
Mike Bacsik @MikeBacsik 22h
It seems like Prince Fielder might fall into the Rangers laps.
He's no IaNF.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Followed soon after by a tweet about dirty Mexicans?
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Heyman again...
prince in texas today (as @BNightengale said). but dont read 2 much into it. even if they r a "finalist,’’ they are 1 of many
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Heyman doesn't know dick about dick.
Shut up, Heyman.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Now, now. He's a fine journalist.
After all, he nailed the mystery team scoop last year!
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Well, they have a cool $50 million to spend.
Prince, here’s your pillow deal – 1 year in the NPB at $51.7 million!
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Prince Fielder ...
… poster boy for Nippon Ham … could really launch the brand outside of Japan … hmmm?
This is probably a bitter, rush post from Heyman because
he just got scooped by Nightengale….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 13, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Boras is concerned. Prince wants Texas, and it's obvious. Is Boras even there today? Prince may be doing this on his own.
that would be le tits.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
And not at all likely.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That may not be true
But last Wednesday, Prince went out and got a tattoo of Jon Daniels on his left ass cheek. This is most definitely true and not at all made up.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 4:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Saving the right side for a life-size version of Mt. Rushmore
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 13, 2012 8:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Agree
But … and I’m not saying it’s all that likely, but how much do you think it weighs on an unsigned FA’s mind to see Madson settle for the deal he took?
He was looking at 4 years and comfort for life, and now he’s playing for a paycheck again in 2013.
Just saying …
best story of the year
Boras player goes and makes his own deal with the club he wants to play for …
And then that club never deals with Boras again.
This is an absurd hypothetical.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Didn't A-Rod basically do this with his NYY contract?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Highly unlikely, yes
But not absurd
It’s getting late, and the Prince wants to know which restaurants to start looking through to find his faves …
And just saying, but didn’t Boras represent Weaver?
And didn’t Weaver sign the deal the club wanted him to sign so he could stay in Anaheim?
Tony Gwynn represented himself for his last contract
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 13, 2012 8:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm in no way suggesting that Fielder would do the deal himself
I’m suggesting that Prince is hurting Boras’ leverage.
I try to ignore all posts from this man concerning the Rangers..
Seems to have issues with our team for some reason other then being the blowhard that he is.
If I'm the Rangers...
I sign Fielder and let Josh walk next year. No guarantees with Josh..he may breakdown, etc. Going to have to revamp the OF anyway. Go for it again this year and then get to work on the OF. Maybe trade pitchers for OF prospects at the deadline this year.
"I only ride things with horns." - Closure GT
Time for the Mitch Moreland + excess pitching for Adam Jones rumors...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So true. So, so true.
But what about Choo?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Harrison and what for AJones?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Sort of...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I have to say, having watched him out there live a bunch,
he’s not as good in center as I’d thought he was supposed to be.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I'd rather pay Gentry the minimum.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
If Wash's offseason manuevers didn't make it abundantly clear that dealing Morse isn't in the cards, then yeah.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Twins tried to trade away Span if aware throwing shit out there
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Can we skip that and go right to the
WHY AREN’T THE RANGERS TRYING HARDER TO EXTEND THEY’RE YOUNG PLAYERS AND WHY OH WHY DID THEY SIGN ADRIAN BELTRE WHEN HE’S KEEPING THEM FROM SPENDING MONEY ON OTHER GOOD PLAYERS AND THIS OFF-SEASON IS FULL OF INCREDIBLE SUCK IT DOES NOT MATTER ANYMORE GOODBYE.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I don't want to go to that!
I like Adrian Beltre. :(
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Welp
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I sense historic potential in this thread.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I doubt it.
I don’t think anything is coming down the pipe today.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I saw that on mlb network and loved it..
of course the giants didnt like it, no wonder folks think baseball is boring.
I don't use this word very often, but I feel like this is an appropriate place to use it:
EPIC
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Bigger than Spanish Beltre thread?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
like I said....potential.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The only thing that will be epic about this thread...
Is the inevitable trolling.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
lol
JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
#rangers people have suggested they are "unlikely’’ to be able to do both #prince and #yu. but they are creative types
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
That seals it: they're meeting Fielder at the Renaissance Dallas Hotel.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
1.5/10
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
$1.5 mil per year for 10 years?
Sign me up! Ha.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jan 13, 2012 4:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Or Medieval Times
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
by RCCook on Jan 13, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Bring me a live pig!
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
...wench!
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Jan 14, 2012 2:21 AM CST up reply actions
This BoSox blog suggests...
that the Darvish thing is a ruse to keep him away from other teams, and the Rangers wanted Fielder all along. Ummm…ok.
"I only ride things with horns." - Closure GT
That might be the most complicated ruse since Operation Fortitude.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 13, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
BUT THAT GUY SAID THE RANGERS HAD WON THE BIDDING FOR YU HOURS BEFORE IT WAS ANNOUNCED!
HE KNOWS SOMETHING!
(That part is actually true. He did announce the Rangers had won the bidding. Maybe he’s on a “I guessed something correctly!” high.)
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
WHAT?!
Perhaps they would rather put that $100 million toward a Decade Deal, say $250 million with the Prince who will likely be the best hitter in MLB for the next 10 years.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Sad.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This guy
I hope he has an aneurysm
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
THat's where I had to do a double take
Fielder’s gonna need a ton of Sosa pills to be the best hitter in the MLB when he’s 37.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
He'd need to put less shit
in his mouth, not more
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Sosa pills and diet pills then
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
i sense the slapping down of the moneypenis
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
WHAT?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
For a second I thought you meant Chuck Morgan, and wondered what I missed.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Why?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Wasn't he dating IANFs sister?
I think IANF complained about it to the Rangers
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I doubt the Rangers would give two shits.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 13, 2012 6:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no and no...
and no
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Herbie gone?!
I wanted to let all of you know that as of yesterday, I am no longer with the Texas Rangers. I would like to extend a sincere thanks to all of you for making the past 12 months the most fun I have ever had working in this industry. I will be taking with me some extraordinary memories and I wish only the best for this franchise in the future. If you have any questions regarding Fan Fest this weekend please visit texasrangers.com/fanfest for all of the event details.
-Herbie
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Rangers social media guy
he hooked LSB up on tailgates and provided a little inside info here from time to time. Good dude.
Herbie Pallotta
came in with Greenberg group. Has been fan friendly, posted on LSB, etc.
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Really? And you come to LSB?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 4:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Why?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
What a bummer...
He was a Greenberg guy so it isn’t surprising.
I love you, Herbert!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
I BET THIS IS NOLAN'S DOING.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Vrooom, vrooom party starter!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
It's not like he came in here and called Prince Fielder obese or anything...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Morbidly obese, ghost.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Think of how the Texas heat will sweat off those lbs!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
If you can only have one between Prince and Yu...who do you want?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
personally I'll take Yu
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
So, can I assume
that while you tasked JD with acquiring superstar players in their 25-28 years, you would be disappointed with the off-season if we were only able to acquire a 25 yr old TORP and 27 yr old 1b & top-10 hitter in the league?
by Jobu. on Jan 13, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Can Darvish get one hitter out in The Show before we gloss him with the term "TORP"?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
How about TORT
Top of the Rotation Talent?
Better?
Could bust for sure, as could Moore for the Rays. But he’s young and talented and coming to town (most likely), and that was the ‘challenge’ you laid down for JD
There's a bad lawyer joke in here somewhere, but I'm too tired to find it.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
so, you're going to rest?
/bad lawyer joke
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Darvish
and it’s not that close
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Red 80!!!!!!! Red 80!!!!!!!
Kill! Kill! Kill!! OMAHA! OMAHA! Set hut!
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 13, 2012 4:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
.
BenRogers Ben Rogers
Always believed it was a matter of Josh vs Prince. Not Yu vs Prince. Yu will sign regardless. But which power lefty do you want long term?
Trade Josh for something?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Or keep him and try and win the World Series this year, hm?
by VM on Jan 13, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Remember how Jason Terry wanted vindication for losing in the '06 Finals?
it’d be pretty sweet if Hambone could do the same
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Jan 13, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
i was wondering....like 2 minute difference too
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
.....
…..
. . . ..
. . ….. ….
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
So the local guys got scooped again.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
this is when evan grant rights a piece on the overhype of the PF
just because he had no fucking clue what was going on or that PF was in dallas
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Grant LOL
@Evan_P_Grant
Evan Grant
Somebody in a local hotel room registered to a Prince Fielder just very politely hung up on me when I identified myself.
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by Clutch Smurf on Jan 13, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Fwa fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Speaking of Napoli
Would it be wrong to call a Napoli homer a wet nap? What about an RBI where Fielder is driven in? Don’t those just fit together perfectly?
probably shouldn't have taken that last doughnut Evan
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I love that clutch smurf posted this

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
This makes me want Prince even more.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
What a thumbs up ass Winter this has been.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Im walking to the ritz carlton at 5:30. i shall report back soon
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions
I am a greedy man
even if the Rangers do sign Fielder, I kinda want them to money whip Jorge Soler as well.
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You can never have too much talent up the middle.
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Umm
Soler is 4 years younger (he’s 4 months younger than Jurick), is probably not going to stick in CF due to size, has a lot more power and a lot less polish. I don’t see what Soler has to do with Leonys at all.
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he's 6'3" and able to add a lot of weight
he might be a CF in the same way that Josh is a CF
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Right now, it's greed...
If it actually happens, it’s gluttony.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I am firmly in the non-Fielder camp
but if it’s a 5-6 year deal, that’d be a heck of a lot easier to swallow than an 8 year deal.
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In all honestly
I think 95 percent of LSB is in the non Feilder camp if it means 8 plus years.
We ALL want him, but on a reasonable deal.
Yu is ours
by FelizCheez on Jan 13, 2012 5:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If he actually read beyond the first sentence of people's posts...
…he’d probably understand that.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
Please keep all your bad opinions located in one thread
so if anyone ever feels the need to lobotomize themselves, they have 1 stop shopping.
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I don't really think brilliance has anything to do with it
it’s functionality. A functional human being is able to do simple things like making arguments that isn’t just “Waste money because you can afford it soon!”
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Again, that's not my argument.
I suggested that a potential (but not probable) $50 million wasted dollars at the end of a six year deal shouldn’t play into our signing of a player that will likely put us over the top.
As I said above, it appears that we have little problem spending $51 million EXTRA on a Japanese pitcher THIS year to accomplish the same thing.
I think too many people around here are simply overly cautious, something understandably arising from the Hicks/Hart days, and should place more trust in current management.
by Bats and Balls on Jan 13, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
You keep
making this comparison and it’s a false equivalence of the highest degree.
It’s comparing 2 different types of money spent on 2 different types of players.
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I'm not one for spontaneous smiles
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Ron will still find a way to piss me off, I'm sure of it.
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by utlonghorn24 on Jan 14, 2012 2:25 AM CST up reply actions
You're in a great mood today
by Travis93 on Jan 13, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't think
we should work ourselves up to a frenzy about this, since it’s obviously just JD trolling Matt Meyers.
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So will Paula Deen break the news on Twitter this time?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
On another note,
I heard the hardline talking today about the Rangers looking Joel Zumaya. Isn’t that the guy that snapped his arm off in Detroit throwing like a billion mph?
I’d take a flier since he’s throwing again.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Injured himself playing Guitar Hero...
and was never the same.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
I can relate.
After an intense GH session, my hand cramped up really bad.
It hurt.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
We sign both Prince and Yu
and I will jizz in my pants.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I wanna see some jizz
therefore, we WILL sign both Prince and Yu.
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Jan 13, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
This is a very awkward thing to say.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He will have to take my word.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
okay
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Jan 13, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
Really? That's it?
After that strong opening statement, I figured you’d much more persistent about seeing said jizz.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I think everyone
was expecting it, and no one wanted to see it on page
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here's my question
What is the place of journalist rumors during negotiations? What role can that really serve? Freaking out the competition, the agents?
Go Strangers.
Spawning crazy threads on LSB
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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 13, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
dude
Are you writing for the Onion?
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Jan 13, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
Interning.
I’m in the office right now, actually. Drinking whiskey.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 13, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
that's gigantic
Congrats. Is that SoHo?
What part of town you living?
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Jan 13, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
If that's true
You are my hero.
Whiskey.
In an office.
You should find a secretary and slap her on the ass.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
The secretary is hot, but sadly left.
This place is pretty awesome.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 13, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
One year deal, with a player option for years 2 and 3
$18.5 million per year
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
I think we shot this one too soon
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if this actually happens
Yu+ Feilder, all I would be able to say is this:
LSB- Ninja’d…..
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST
by I am Ironman!!! on Jan 13, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions
Today is the first day I've thought it would really happen.
Nightengale has some fucking sources. When he says shit I listen.
Heyman is trying to keep Boras with some leverage…
Wilson is trying to keep the Rangers with some leverage…
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I think
we’ll know for sure when Rosenthal or Gammons weigh in.
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In a post about Brian Braden?
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One of my favorites.
“He’s in Japan now T.R.”
“There’s a war again?”
Picard.jpg
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Nightengale
Said on 103.3 that he expects the Rangers to sign Fielder and Yu.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
After hearing that interview
I nearly peed my pants… Man, I can hardly even hold back my excitement.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
"Brian Braden agrees to terms with the Rangers, as does Prince Fielder" would be pretty good...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
It'll be in the notes
2500 words on Braden, and then notes of the Prince Fielder signing below a note about Justin Grimm and one about former Rangers great Andres Blanco.
Also, where the hell is our utility IF? What’s Omar Vizquel doing?
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Or Passan.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and meanwhile..
Evan Grant is trying to get someone to talk to him
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Not that it matters immensely (see what i did there?) ...
But I bet that Wash could make a better 1B out of Fielder
Man
I wonder what will wear thin first – the Yu jokes or the Fat Prince jokes. I hope we have a chance to find out.
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jcrasnick: The #Mariners are moving closer to a trade for a young impact hitter, two baseball sources confirmed.
Jason Heyward?
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No way
not with Posada retiring.
Martin Prado?
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That park
is kind of death to LH hitters though right?
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I thought the thought process of why they should
have taken Montero instead of Smoak was that it killed Lefties.
Huh. What do you know
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Kinda even according to statcorner.com

I do know its hell for a right handed pull hitter.
by coolaid on Jan 13, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The HR difference looms pretty large there, but yeah.
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Please trade for Billy Butler mariners
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He'd have like 2 HRs at Safeco
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Hey that's one way to solve his GIDP problems
go to a team with no one on base! Problem solved!
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Mitch Moreland...
Smoak has forever sad.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
We'll trade Moreland for Smoak
just because we can.
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And then
Michael Young will demand a trade
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Nothing gets past Michael Young...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
Come one guys
which one of you will take this underhanded pitch
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Others
Eric Thames? Travis Snider? (yeah, I know, not really impact)
Could you see someone like Wil Meyers from KC be dealt? Or maybe Michael Choice from Oakland?
I’m running down the list of young impact hitters who are on the market and there’s not really a ton. Dominic Brown maybe?
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That's a real loose definition of impact hitter
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Pineda for Morrison
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Nope
Morrison for Pineda.
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.
jcrasnick Jerry Crasnick
It’s a "significant trade,’’ says one source. And Brandon League is not part of the return package.
Would they sell on Pineda now?
That seems on the surface like an indefensible move, unless some advance stats show that his success was heavily dependent on their park.
If they really want to turn things around, getting a clearing house of talent for Felix really would be the best way to start.
Felix and Pineda
I’m not sure if they’re on the same stratosphere as far as talent and future value. Pineda is really a 2 pitch guy, not that different than someone like Alexi Ogando. If they think it’s selling high, it makes sense – especially with Walker, Paxton, Hultzen et al coming.
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OH SHIT...
what if its Andrew McCutchen? Please let it be Andrew McCutchen. Please let it be Andrew McCutchen. Please let it be Andrew McCutchen.
Fuck that shit
I like andrew mccutchen
fuck him being a mariner
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Yeah that does
I was thinking Royals. I don’t know how I might have missed BUtler. Oh that’s right, he’s not an impact hitter.
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MIKE OLT plus for Pineda?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
No
I’m not a very big believer in Pineda.
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Like a pic of some diseased balls?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
yes boomer
like a pic of Hicks leper balls.
That doesn’t change the fact the pineda for olt plus isnt the best option
"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve
And if this is a huge trade
The A’s and Astros should just combine their teams and go from there.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Mitch Moreland?
Charter member of the Dutch bandwagon
by rchawk12 on Jan 13, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This is also interesting
in the context that the Mariners were one of the few teams still in on Prince.
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sandbagging
Any chance the prevailing wisdom that the Rangers dont have the money to get both Fielder and Darvish is just more sandbagging and positioning for negotiations with both players?
Go Rangers! Go Cowboys! Go FSU!
by tdi1985 on Jan 13, 2012 6:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Do it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Cmon Prince
the fruits and vegetables are fresher in texas
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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 13, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions
Alright JD, my body is ready and my hopes are up.
I’m going to see Contraband. When I get back, I hope to see Ninjaings up the wazoo.
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
It wont happen that fast
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Woah
who DHes for the Yankees?
DO IT NY.
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He then hits 80 popup home runs...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
That makes a lot of sense
actually.
Shit.
I can now totally see this happening.
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Plus 40 legit HRs
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Prince FIelder will hit 120 HRs
single handedly kill 30 people
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Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Manny+Yankees
That would be fun
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
For like 2 minutes
or until the first yankees-red sox game
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Also
Poor Justin Smoak.
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Hahaha...
That would be the ultimate “We fucked up the Cliff Lee trade” admission.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
I kinda want Justin back
I miss the Smoak puns, which I believe were the precursor to all other puns.
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After a full season with Yu
You will never want to hear a pun ever again
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We should trade Koji for him (or Mark Lowe, how hilarious would that be)
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Really freaking hilarious
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Mariners fan
“So we traded Cliff Lee for Blake Beavan and…John Jaso?” Fuck.
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Lueke!!!
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Traded for Jaso right?
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Oh yeah
That’s where you got Jaso
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sorry
that should read
“Cliff Lee for John Jaso, Blake Beavan, and the ability to use google”
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Princely pun, right there
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
NY being on the market for a DH might mean we hold off on the Prince puns.
On the other hand, everyone make Smoak puns. Positive thoughts!
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It really would be.
Hard to see it happening for that reason alone. Would be a huge mea culpa for Zoinks.
Seriously though
that dude had one of the worst years humanly possible.
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Adam Dunn begs to differ
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I mean humanly possible not so much as in a baseball performance lvl
but on a personal level. Lost his dad to cancer, got hurt all the time, was hitting really well and then just got deluged by a lot of shit. Poor dude.
Come back Justin! We still love you.
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Will they let Montero catch?
better yet, will this lead to multiple Rangers getting 50+ stolen bases? Will Felix lead the league in wild pitches? This opens up so many questions.
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may...as in misty may...as in matt treanor's wife
READ BETWEEN THE LINES..THIS INVOLVES US SOMEHOW
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 6:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
WE DON'T HAVE TREANOR
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
AND WE ALWAYS WILL
THAT TRIPLE
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This sounds like a preemptive move
things are falling into place, shit is happening.
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We're about to see if the Yankees really don't have money to spend this off-season.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
This talk of them wanting to be under the $189M tax threshold in '14 is mind boggling.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm not sure I buy it.
I would not be at all surprised if this is a precursor to signing Fielder.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Is Teixeira still on the team in this scenario?
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1B
and DH yeah.
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Because I don't think any DH has ever received a monster contract.
What’s the best Ortiz ever got?
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4/50 or something like that? But he was never 27 to start a deal
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No kidding
it’s like they were tired of guys playing on the kiddie pool and decided to show us all how a real team with no payroll limitations blow guys out of the water.
We’re thinking 8-180 for Fielder?
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It would me.
No one pays that for a DH. Not even the Yankees.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
This sounds like you're tempting fate
the Yankees would absolutely spend that much on a DH if they felt they wanted to.
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Eh... if they do, they do.
Darvish will be a Ranger. That’s the most important thing.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I want the Rangers to get Smoak again
I have a love of Justin Smoak that borders on irrational.
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I don't think anyone's disputing that.
But a “meh” to the Yankees adding Pineda and Fielder for the cost of, say, Montero, Betances, and a bunch of money?
I don’t know, man, That’d be an amazing lineup, with better pitching.
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I choose not to worry about things like that.
Just focused on what the Rangers do.
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If the Yankees get Fielder I will be pissed.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I wish his name really was Stone Larry.
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by Ryin A on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Has to be another big name going to Seattle.
Otherwise this shit is so hilariously bad for the M’s.
Montero and Banuelos?
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btho Iowa State
Probably not that high
though I don’t think it really matters which overrated pitching prospect they throw in.
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He walked 13% of guys he faced this year
and that’s been his career average.
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Still only 21, stuff still great, mechanics are clean.
Not going to punish him too greatly for wildness at this point.
Betances is more likely, I think
of course he’s also probably a reliever
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btho Iowa State
Yeah
Betances makes sense
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Yeah
ok, he’s pretty good.
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isn't noesi a reliever
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btho Iowa State
nope wrong person like a retard
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Noesi
is a lot like Pineda too right? So there’s a chance that Dr. Z managed to trade Pineda for Montero and last year’s Pineda?
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Noesi has nowhere near the upside of Pineda.
This is not a good trade for Seattle. At all.
They need to finish it off
and trade us Justin Smoak already.
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way less fastball from what I see
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btho Iowa State
also way less slider
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
You need to file a cease and desist.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
HMM
without even begining to look at numbers, this actually seems like a good move for both teams. Though, I think either one could end up as big bust on their new teams. They’re moving to the opposite kind of parks that would play well for them.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
I offer a hearty good luck to Pineda's 35% groundball rate in front of that right field porch
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btho Iowa State
hahahaha
hahahahaha
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I do not like this.
Because it makes the Yankees’ rotation better.
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And now they're going to sign Prince Fielder for relatively cheap...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
This
I think they might very well get him, but it’ll cost them a lot of money.
BUt guys, can we focus on what’s really important. Justin Smoak. How will we reacquire him. Go.
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so 150 over 7?
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I wouldn't be surprised...
Thanks, Mariners. If you can’t beat ’em, make someone else beat ’em.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
it's not like the Yankees have a history of letting young pitchers develop
I’ll bet he ends up in the bullpen or AAA by June
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JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
montero is traded for pineda
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WOW
what can we offer to get Justin Smoak back?
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sorry
I meant – what can the Blue Jays offer for Justin Smoak, and which reliever can we offer to the BLue Jays to get him?
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by FirebatM3 on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Jays do the pearing for us
and we take pears after they’re done pearing
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Snider for Smoak
Uehara for Smoak
Make it happen AA and JD
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Why would you want Smoak?
he’s really not that good, and extremely slow
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
He was really good for a few months
I still believe in all that talent
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This is completely the wrong team for Smoak, and vice versa.
What happens if he tanks the first month and a half? Dude needs an environment where he can struggle and not worry about losing his job.
Baltimore?
or the Astros or I suppose the Mariners would have been good fits, except no offensive player is a good fit in Safeco
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
No
No more of this talk. We want Justin Smoak. Positive thoughts.
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I think
the fact taht we’ve carried Davis and 2nd half moreland at different parts of the last 2 years proves that it’s not impossible for us to carry him, even if he were to struggle for a month and a half.
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Davis was canned the first time for Smoak even though Smoak probably wasn't ready.
This team is also in a much different position than they were in 2009 and 2010 when Davis bombed.
They frequently subbed Moreland with Napoli/Face/Torrealba. Why wouldn’t they do the same with Smoak if he was here and struggled again?
Whhaaat
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It is Friday the 13th.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
It's also Friday the 13th for the Angels
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
IT'S SO GREAT TO HAVE BASEBALL THINGS HAPPENING!!!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
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Woah
the Ms gave up Jesus Campos in the deal as well?
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I'm so confused by this trade.
Yankees fans hate it, but they’re stupid and their judgment is completely clouded by Montero’s debut.
Wow...
What a shitty trade for the Mariners and I kind of buy into selling high on Pineda.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah no kidding
was Jesus Campos really worth giving up for Hector Noeisi?
Seriously though, everyone needs to think of ways to get Justin Smoak. Like right fucking now.
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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I can't imagine Zoinks makes this deal unless he expects Montero to catch.
With Smoak still the de facto starting 1B.
Is there anyone
that expects Montero to catch?
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i think that even the homer yankee fans were taking their front office's optimism with a grain of salt at the end
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Kinda like the
“we don’t know the google” excuse?
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Or Chone Figgins?
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That's a very bad trade
regardless of when it’s for.
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Pineda is a baby and has one year of service time completed.
What year is he for?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Mitch Moreland's stat inflation.
Also, I want some Justin Smoak ideas from you sir.
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idk what Seattle has in the pitching pipeline
but they desparately need some offense. They must obvioulsy feel Montero has more value then Pineda.
Hultzen, Walker and Paxton
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I think they think he can catch
they’re wrong
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
The confusing thing about that is...
…if they thought they could catch, why didn’t they take the NYY package for Lee? If your org believes Montero can handle catching, the NYY package was exponentially better.
or Dr. Z has been more desperate
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how do they justify giving up Campos
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Franklin Gutierrez's extension
based on an unsustainable high defensive rating?
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the jesus campos that throws really really hard?
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Yes that one
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Dr. Jack Zoinks really fudged up that Cliff Lee thing...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions
BE MORE EXCITED
POSITIVE THOUGHTS. Justin Smoak!
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I would hate to be Jesus Montero right now
you know, besides getting to play baseball for a living
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by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:56 PM CST via Android app reply actions
He also gets to know that the Mariners thought less of him than the guy he's probably going to replace...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
That other guy is going to Texas
for, I’m going to say Koji Uehara.
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MARK LOWE? MARK LOWE!
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x
Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant
Boras and Fielder requested meeting with Rangers; still believed to be searching for 8 years or more. Would have to take fewer from Texas.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Damn
Yankees here he comes
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You're trusting Evan Grant?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I thought all fat people
have an uni-mind. You know, like the North Koreans.
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from a post on LOL
The Yankees attempted to get Felix Hernandez, but the Mariners wouldn’t budge even though the Yankees were offering the farm, according to Heyman, who says New York offered their three top prospects for King Felix
Could have been their Teixeira type of deal
wonder how they value their prospects in NYY
Felix for Montero, Banuelos, Sanchez?
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btho Iowa State
They gonna compete before 2014?
If not, dumb.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
,
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Have gotten e-mails/calls from six team re:Pineda trade, and all are stunned the Yankees got Pineda.
Jack Z trying to make up for mistakes past.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I bet he googled Montero
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yankees signed Kuroda according to Heyman.
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Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS
#yankees sign hiroki kuroda, as @JackCurryYES said. he gets about $10M
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