OT II & OMG Prince Fielder Watch!
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM CST
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Breaking: The Texas #Rangers are meeting today with Prince Fielder at Dallas-area hotel. Stay tuned #mlb
Prince Cecil Fielder (born May 9, 1984) is a Major League Baseball free agent who plays first base. He is currently listed at 5' 11" (180 cm) and 285 lb (129 kg). He was selected by the Brewers in the first round of the 2002 Major League Baseball Draft out of Eau Gallie High School in Melbourne, Florida.
He is the son of former first baseman Cecil Fielder. Prince and Cecil are the only father-son combination in MLB history to each hit 50 home runs in a season. Prince holds the Brewers' team record for home runs in a season, and is the youngest player to hit 50 home runs in a season. Prince Fielder is the first Brewer to win the Home Run Derby, defeating Nelson Cruz 6–5 in the final round of the 2009 derby in St. Louis.
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"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I know it's begging the question but...
…if they sign him to a 5 + option deal, then I have to assume they can afford it, right?
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
The moneypenis is large with this one.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
I will gladly take another shit draft...
GIVE ME PRINCE
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
who cares with hard slots!
suck it selig
no draft picks = the new market inefficiency!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Wait...is this an OT about baseball?
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:29 PM CST reply actions
baseball is OT from the OT threads... its trendy.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Very meta of us
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
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"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Baseball was OT before OT existed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Recursion?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i feel like this should be named the "IANF was right?" thread
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
NO GODDAMMIT DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
wait until my details are fucking on point, you guys
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
congrats man...
you are the new incarcerated bob…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
So I have a "That Ex."
The most serious relationship I ever had before the one that features a wedding in about a month. I literally felt most of the time like things were perfect (and even in hindsight it was pretty close to perfect while it lasted).
As awesome as the time together was, the breakup was just as awful, toxic, and vicious. I’ve gotten over her, but not over the issues over what happened. And I’m getting married and she’s gay, so whatever. I haven’t spoken to her in almost two years, haven’t had any contact with her, have only seen brief glimpses of her Facebook and Twitter, and most of what I know I know through mutual friends (we don’t have many of those, most of our friends picked sides).
Anyway, she just sent me a friend request and a “let’s try being friends again” message.
That feel. . .
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DANGER WILL ROBINSON
That shit will get brutal and you know it, comrade.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Are there a special set of rules for ex-gf situations
when she is now gay?
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
No.
That doesn’t factor in.
In fact… it just encourages the “this doesn’t count” desire for a fling.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
There are different kinds of gay girls...
Some have that life their entire life. That is who they are.
Some are just fickle sorts that don’t know what they want. PK’s ex sounds like that.
Those are the types that get drunk and want to do stupid things.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't think she's fickle.
I think she was in denial when we were dating, what with everyone and their mother saying “wait, she likes guys?”
Except me. . .
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I guess I see what you mean.
Not far enough over on the Kinsey scale?
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
I'm actually not currently speaking to any of my exes.
There are two I stayed friends with after, but both have kind of drifted away, and neither were that serious.
I don’t break up well. . .
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xx
I don’t break up well. . .
yup.
i dont talk to ANY of mine either…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
granted
thats b/c one cheated on me after a long time together, another cheated on me and got pregnant and another was a crazy person lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Oooh, #2, I can't even imagine.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
probably one of the best things that has happened to me
was one of “those” relationships
i needed the kick is the nuts pretty badly.
…oh yeah, and she was a crazy person.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
also
cheated on me, never slept w/ the guy again (wasnt from around there) and got pregnant
not mine.
thank god she went back to her decent ways and didnt try to pawn the kid off as mine (he wasnt)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
I have a former coworker that did this.
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which one
top or bottom part
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
TWHS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Cheated on her fiance, got pregnant.
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yeahhhhhhhhhhh
typically not a good thing lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, ok that last part would make it worse.
During our clinical genetics block, we had one of the researches come in that had this little cheap test that they would do to help explain basic Mendelian genetics to the public at large. It was this little taste strip that only tasted bitter if you had at least one copy of a certain gene.
So they were at a fair or some such in College Station and a businessman he knew recognized him and brought his family over for introductions and to take the test. Neither the mom or the dad could taste the bitter flavor. 2 of the 5 kids could…
…
Whoops.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
how accurate is this test?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Pretty accurate.
No idea what genes were involved.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
#ohshit
nothing good can come from that.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Can you imagine?
She kept it secret all these years and how it finally comes out is at a stupid carnival? Incredible.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
no way
i cant imagine what you do at that point if you are the husband
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
I would throw the biggest fit
right in the middle of the carnival
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
from heyman
prince fielder has embarked on latest tour of teams. hes going to travel to see several teams the next few days. #thetour
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I guess I should read better
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Anytime I got told to state an interesting fact about myself,
I mentioned the fact that my brother is marrying my ex-girlfriend.
That, or my last name is pronounced the same as my mother’s first name.
I hit on that #3 with the only other girl I dated other than my wife.
Freakin’ NUTS!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
clean breaks
the best thing 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
I guess we should hope two LSBers don't start dating and then break up
Because in that case, who gets to keep LSB?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
who gets to change their SN you mean
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
make a poll and let the community decide
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
...decide which one dies
(oh wait, thats already been done)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
gamefaq?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, no reason for namecalling!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
No, a MySpace Group, actually.
At the time, it was what LSB is for me now.
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There is one who I run across on FanGraphs and Facebook groups now and then.
And sometimes manage to hold civil conversation about just sports.
So there’s that.
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See, if she was still straight, I probably would have already turned her down.
As politely as possible.
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its a trap
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Whoa, just think dude
you were her last penis ever before she waved goodbye to dongs forever.
That’s kind of cool.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
this isnt the first time its happened ot PK
just FYI heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.
I should point out, no girl has ever broken up with me saying “sorry, I don’t like men anymore.” It’s always been afterwards.
One girl I was going after came out while I was trying to get with it, though.
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oOo
i thought you said a couple DID right after
i was setting up a good joke, but it failed heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't her last.
She left me for a 33 year old white trash dead beat dad.
What happened between him and lesbian I don’t know.
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No good can come of this.
Abort.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
I vote no.
That part of your life is over and you don’t need it.
You will not be missing out on anything by not being friends with her.
You are under no obligation to be her friend because of the shared past.
Almost every outcome is a bad one on the probability tree.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm leaning this way.
Weirdly, the fiancee really wants me to accept.
Not for kind reasons, of course.
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Ménage à PhilKid?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
No.
“Haha, look at his wedding pictures.” Also, she’s insanely curious about her.
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To be frank (but don't tell her this)
It’s none of her business.
No good can come from them sharing information either.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Of course it's not.
It’s still amusing to me.
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+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
So... is she hot?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Very pertinent question
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
yea i dont know about this....I agree w/ Match, don't do it.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
wait that statement is very confusing, nevermind.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Nope
Deny and block. Move on. She has no positive role to play in your life.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
+Prince
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yuh
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I just saw a photo of my last serious ex and her current boyfriend.
I haven’t dated her in like 3 years, and am over her, but I still got a sick feeling. I hear you.
good news:
when your ex basically stops using facebook
better news:
when her personality changes and she becomes a different kind of person
best news:
when people know what she did, without you saying anything and bring it up in random convo with her asking what happened in front of other groups…heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
I just unfriended facebook and deleted my account...
It’s nice.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
unfriend/block is the smartest thing to do
i just hid updates…
the others, immediate blocks.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Block/peace/done
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
whats funny
is that due to linkedin results i know that she searched for me on linkedin fairly recently lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
I think I'm surprised that you have that many serioues exes.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
There's really only three.
Earlier this winter I went out a few times with this 22 year old. Anyways, at one point we were having a conversation about dating or some shit and out of the blue she says, “I feel like you always are in a serious relationship.”
Me: “Really? That honestly could not be farther from the truth….what makes you think that?”
Her: “I don’t know – it just seems like you have several serious exes or something. More than me, at least.”
Me: “That’s because you’re TWENTY TWO! I’ve been dating an entire decade longer than you have!”
Hahah.
How was that? The older I get, the more younger girls annoy me.
I may be surprised by three. From your comments here, it sounds like you never like to let things get that far.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
I can see that.
I’m just waiting for the day an LSBer starts dating my sister and I fly off the handle.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Are there any LSBers who would be acceptable for this?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
lets hear THE LIST
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, probably.
But they’re all the type who would be incredible annoyed by her…
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
legitimate question
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
But he asked the wrong person.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Good to know.
Sick feeling describes it.
I mean, if I could change anything, it would be not dating her in the first place. She’s not even interested in my gender. And yet something about it is just kind of stomach-punchy.
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Dude I know exactly what you mean.
I’m annoyed with myself for having any kind of reaction at all, since I know I am over her, but still…..didn’t like seeing that picture.
Yeah, with my serious exes I've found it better to not be aware of their existence.
Being aware of their non-existence is also unpleasant.
"Did I dig that grave deep enough...?"
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Shoot, that thought actually scares me now that I think about it.
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Shook me up pretty badly.
It was one of those things that highlights the importance of keeping people you can talk to beyond your spouse.
I had an Ex like that that would send texts
perfectly timed to get me in shit with my then fiancee. So I changed my number, which lead to the world’s ragiest FB friend request message of all time.
She was the devil.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 13, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone remember Prince playing with his dad
in one the early 90’s MTV Rock and Jock Softball games?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Also,
see how many people you can name in this pic:
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
call me
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
if yall are doing something tonight
im gonna be pissed i didnt go to dallas.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
You can wait outside with me Sunday morning at 9 am
for the Packers bar to open to get a table.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
OH A PHOONG IS RINGING
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
hahahaha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
That's 1.
keep going. Far right bookend should be easy, too.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Wait, maybe.
I thought it was Clemons but now I’m not so sure.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I think it is
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
roger clemens
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
The blonde chick looks like she isn't wearing any pants
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
"The blonde chick?""
Did you skip the entire decade known as the 1990’s?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I really don't recognize anyone here
Even though I know I should. It’s not a great photo.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
I see Dan Cortez, mathew fox, pamela anderson, and clemens
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 4:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Clooney is right next to Cortese
2nd from left
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yeah, that has to be Scott Wolf
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
that is who I meant
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 4:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bobby Bonilla, Kenny Lofton and Albert Belle for sure.
The first brotha on the left is either Ozzie Smith or…..someone else
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Nah thats definitely Lofton
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Who's #12?
Looks like Toby Flenderson
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Roger Dorn
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm pretty positive its ER era Clooney.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Confirmed
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Warren G I'm pretty sure, right?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Is that him standing behind Flenderson?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
WhamBamThankYouPam?
She probably isn’t
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You know what I just realized?
These games were funner to watch than all star games.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Someone visited With Leather recently.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I did,
but I didn’t need a reminder of watching Prince as a teenager playing on whichever team Cecil was on that year. He caught a pop fly if I recall.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
there is a show called sweet home Alabama?
And it is a dating show?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
blue dixie cup
bo phillips
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
chorus
Blue Dixie cup, I just threw up
Good music, hardly… Good music hardly
I hate you Blue Dixie Cup, shut the hell up
That song’s retarded, that song’s retarded
article about it (Phillips = Stony LaRue’s brother)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
this is actually pretty funny
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
From last thread.
I got back and chest shaved. Also, I am a 10, Micah, and I don’t talk big game. I talk big Benji.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yu know we need a Prince
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Dat lineup with Prince
Murderer’s Posse.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
I may fight back tears if this is ultimately the first step taken
in saying goodbye to #32
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I say good riddance
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
damn, dude.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
He served his purpose
Thanks Edinson
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
True, but
it makes me happy that we now have a savvy, forward thinking front office.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
gonna wang chung tonight, you guys
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM CST via Android app reply actions
x
@JeffWilson_FWST: Source confirms #Rangers meeting with Prince Fielder, but suggests the first baseman is Plan B if Yu Darvish doesn’t sign.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Don't come in here with that bullshit!
HE HAS A HOUSE IN SOUTHLAKE!!!!!
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
We're getting em both
and it’s going to be fucking glorious.
Fuck. The. Angels.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
....proving anyone crediting IANF with scooping the story should be forced to 69 him
after he’s gone a week without showering.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Impossible.
I’m extremely likable.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Ben and skin will probably give him credit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 4:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am 100% sure of this.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
most McConaughey movie ever? (directed by Soderbergh fwiw)
Veteran male stripper Magic Mike (Tatum) teaches a new male stripper (Pettyfer) about the occupation.1 They work at the club Xquisite, which is owned by the former male stripper Dallas (McConaughey
)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Oh man
Channing Tatum is in that.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
TWSS
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Channing Tatum would be a good
mid-range purse/jacket/accessories name. Like Kate Spade.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
And Alex Pettyfer
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Could be
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
stripper name
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
I just got the 5-0 police scanner radio app..and not 3 minutes in, i’ve heard of a battery in progress with a man beating a woman, and a man in a black trench coat exposing himself to kids who just got off a bus.
Stay classy, Dallas.
Well, RF is posting on here
So that second one isn’t him.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
How dare you, ma'am.
I’ll have you know not ONCE have I ever clicked on the ‘teens’ or ‘barely legal’ tabs whilst searching for spank material.
I’m not a deviant.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
The point being I have absolutely zero interest in
the young ’uns.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Lol yup
Far too insistent. Sounds guilty to me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
I do not.
However, I would totally let a 40 year old woman with braces and pigtails give me a beej.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Nah.
If you’re 40 and still giving blow jobs to 29 year olds, you clearly have a lot of experience and love doing it.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Besides, my dick has no place on the front of anyone's teeth.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
When I was in high school I refused to let a chick give me a BJ for this very reason.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
ANYONE WHO TURNS DOWN A BJ
CAN FUCK OFF
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Is there an app
that lets you see which bars/clubs/etc have the most girls likely to go home with you and beej out?
Like it can show you different colors that are coded based on how drunk/slutty they are etc
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yeah, that club is "All of Hollywood."
I have become convinced we need to move into the Chateau Marmont ASAP.
We could suck dick for cash for a solid year
and still not be able to afford a weekend stay there.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You just need to upgrade your clientele.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
upgrayedd
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
No, is it good?
Honestly, the Chateau is so exclusive that until I stayed in a room there I had never set foot on the grounds before. The Bar Marmont is open to the riffraff….the Chateau is another story.
You should invent that app
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
BUT THEY'RE SO TOTALLY AWESOME BRO!
WHY WOULD YOU EVER PASS THAT SHIT UP??! OMG!!!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Because I was a fucking moron in high school and thought that her braces would tear my dick up so I just fucked her instead.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
And you're a better man for it, BT
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
I know for sure that no braces'd up chick has beejed me.
I’d be terrified. Thank fucking god I’m not still 15. What a nightmare that shit was.
IANF breaking news
the approximate coummute from southlake (prince fielders house) to the ballpark is 17.54 miles or 25 minutes according to MapQuest
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:14 PM CST reply actions
mapquest
who uses mapquest?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
PRINCE FIELDER IN HIS CADILLAC ESCALADE EVU
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
/people from southlake
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
and prince.. whatever he is
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
She said her price would go down if she ever did a black guy
or do anal
or do a gangbang
it’s kinda crazy that’s all considered the same thing
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
You an Oak Cliff-ian?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Oh. I just always wonder how the Bishop Arts area is doing.
We lived there before moving to Austin.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Hatties is the truth.
And there are a lot of solid restaurants down there. But Hatties is tops.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Not even close. And I like Tillmans.
Wait…are you Tillman?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
I couldn't choose a favorite
Although I really loved Chan Thai.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Mesa scared my wife off with their menu
I really need to try it.
Lockhart’s is also the best brisket I’ve found at a normal joint in Dallas. That’s not saying a lot, but it’s passable.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
The charcuterie alone is making my mouth water.
Also, that patio looks badass.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
The setup/finish out was phenomenal.
I got an off menu special sandwich. Waitress told me every week they get a whole half pig and do shit with it. That week they took the pork belly, spiced it up, wrapped it around the pork loin, slow roased it for 36 hours, then thinly sliced it and piled it on a sandwich with arugula.
It’s every bit as awesome as that sounds.
Wow. What were you doing down in Austin?
I’ll be down there next month and will check this place out.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
holyshit
that sounds amazing
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Oh also.
they have a cool deal with a local distillery that does gin and rum and every Tuesday they have special $5 cocktails using that distillery’s alcohol. I tried a couple and they were both pretty sweet, but it was a cool idea.
The reason I went was because it’s partly owned by a friend from college but I genuinely really liked it.
Noted.
Wife has family out near Lake Travis, maybe we can make it over some time.
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
I really wanted to try the ox tongue slider appetizer.
It seems like they were serving a bunch of them…
I'm sort of friend with the bartender/mixologist there.
More friends with his fiancé though.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
One of their waitresses is a client.
She and some people are working on their own restaurant project.
im viewing us all hanging out with prince like the beginning scene of im on a boat with t-pain
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
fuck you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
best fucking city in texas
come at me, all of you bros
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
You have clearly become delusional.
Moving to Southlake crushed your soul so hard that you had no choice but to identify with your kidnapper.
nO
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 13, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Herbie is gone?!
I wanted to let all of you know that as of yesterday, I am no longer with the Texas Rangers. I would like to extend a sincere thanks to all of you for making the past 12 months the most fun I have ever had working in this industry. I will be taking with me some extraordinary memories and I wish only the best for this franchise in the future. If you have any questions regarding Fan Fest this weekend please visit texasrangers.com/fanfest for all of the event details.
-Herbie
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
yep :(
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
We can't have nice things.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
he didnt expect to be with them longer than december i dont think...
he’ll come over and explain im sure.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Now that his shackles off proffesional oppression are off
he come on here and drop motherfucking truth bombs and let every one of you sick fucks know what he really thinks of you.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Nolan probably found his dinopenis stash.
But in all seriousness, that’s kind of sad. Best of luck to him.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
this is what he gets for porkin my sister
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
he didnt but its funny
and im sad to see him move on
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
no doubt
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
And you watched while IANF cried in the corner.
Just like the Real World episode of Chappelle’s Show.
Nah, River was the other half of the Eiffel Tower they made outta her.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Heh, I had to google that.
Raffi filmed it for them.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
WHA??
Herbie out of Rangers organization??
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Yeah. Just saw that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I know. Such a bummer.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
The song is really called "Good Riddance" though
Which I don’t think is a good message to send Herbie.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
I deliberately used the wrong title for that reason
also it’s a joke — a graduating junior high class would use that song
I knew you were joking
Just sayin …
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Sometimes I don't know what you know about what I know...
you know?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 13, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
DOLPHINPUNCHER
YOURE ABOUT TO BE UP. ALSO PLEASE TEXT TTWBG, CALL HIM A BITCH AND LET HIM KNOW HES UP NEXT.
by LiamP on Jan 13, 2012 4:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Mountain cedar?
Hate that shit- gives me sinus headaches like a mofo.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Heh.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 13, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 13, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
Aaron Rodgers photobombs.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Did Bob ever tell the fat girl story?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you are too young
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
If you added up the weight of all the women you've boned what do you think the total would be?
Also what do you think the average would be?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
This is actually a question for everybody...
Not sure why I tagged onto IANF
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Nope, still on the edge of my seat
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 13, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
We were promised a fat girl story cause I go like about a billion of em.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
When are you going to come hang out with us
and let us corrupt you?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You come down one weekend, Schultzy and I promise you,
your dick is my dick.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
...
….
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
This is gonna be a fat chick assplosion like last night.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
More into fit girls myself
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You can come hang out with me and RF at the same time.
You can make your own decision as to which party you’d like to assist your donger.
Are you insinuating
I’m only capable of hooking up with unattractive ladies?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
ha ha ok then
describe to me what you think my ceiling is as far as how attractive a lady I’m capable of picking up is. In your own subjective opinion.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
2
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
HEY ASSHOLE I'M TALKING ABOUT GETTING YOU POON
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
BUT I AM TRYING TO PROVE I AM CAPABLE OF GETTING POON
IN ALL COLORS, SHAPES, AND SIZES
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh man.
Over new years weekend I was wtih these dudes at this pool bar and we started talking to these girls. Two friends got into a debate between themselves about what # they were, so they asked the girl to rate them (and just them). She voluntarily rated all four of us, giving one guy a two!
he seriously was bummed out and pissed off about it the rest of the day.
I think you’re capable of picking up as hot of a girl as you’d like.
What would you rate me as?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
that's sweet of you, friend.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You're use the GUU and the GFF methods of putting your p in women's v's.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Duh
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hopefully I can go to an LSB tailgate sometime in the near future
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Opening Weekend
Do it.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'm down for the night
down for the night
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
Yessssss. My AL Champs hat should have arrived today. Will know when I get home.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
this makes me so sad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wish I could eat these donuts everyday.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Stop
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not even joking but Moe hit the nail on the head...
I can’t stand overly sweet pastries.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I know and I don't want to hear about it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah, what the fuck Schultzy?
We’re talking about donuts and getting you laid and you’re being mean to us.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
our little boy is becoming a man
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
via live dorm room stream
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
It won't be...
She’ll be naked in his bed and he’ll be reading Lord of the Rings for the 5th fucking time.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
"Hey Schultzy, come be the Lord of my Nuva Ring"
Schultz: “5 more pages”
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You can't see it,
but the magazine says “Model Trains”
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
See also:
In bed, Schultzy
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have one.
I don’t use it, I just have it more to study its habits but I have one.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
he is going to get dvt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 5:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So not right
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
the repression runs too deep
I think he’ll sooner scrawl an invented language all over the laws than understand that sex is pretty awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The seems like taking it too far.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
I know, I know. You don't like sweets.
NOW GTFO.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
x
https://www.facebook.com/DentonSquareDonuts?sk=info
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Is that a smore donut?
The marshallows aren’t melted. What the hell.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It is a smore donut.
I’ll stick in the microwave when I get around to eating it and will report back as to whether that helped or hindered the taste.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
The oreo one keeps calling to me
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Twas very very tasty.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Mmmm
Are these easy to find? I might need to try them when I’m down there in April.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
There's only one location...Denton.
If you’re willing to drive up there, it’s not hard to find. Right off The Square.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Hmm
I won’t have my own transportation, but I’ll try and convince my hostess.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
Do it. They also sell local coffee there and based on what I've heard, it's really good.
I won’t know personally since I don’t drink coffee, but last time I was there another customer said out loud that is was some of the best coffee they’ve ever had.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'll see what I can do
Thanks!
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
If you eat one make sure not to work out that day
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
They look gross TBH
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
they look too busy to be donuts
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They have one with a strip of bacon on top.
Is that better?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Actually yes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
You are disqualified from this conversation, you non-donut-loving weirdo.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
They're fucking horrible...
Not to mention, kolaches are sitting right next to them and actually taste good.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
real kolaches or those bullshit ones?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you've hit on something close to me, bro
real kolaches look like dinner rolls with a dollop of fruit in them. They are not the “pig-in-a-blanket” things…those are called “sausage rolls.” I worked at a kolache shop in Plano for a while.
carry on
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
This
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
most offensive BTO ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hold on. wait
I thought the kolaches in west had sausage in them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
apparently they are called klobasnek
I have been calling them the wrong thing all my life
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I always called them sausage kolaches
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just called them kolaches...
But I’m from Rusk so I’m sure I call a lot of shit wrong.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I just remember going to west as a kid and getting some kolaches
they had sausage in them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No. They actually have kolaches.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
These are baked, not fried.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I saw this on the cooking channel.
Maple glaze with real back chunks. bonerriffic
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds delicious
Never been to a truck for breakfast.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
It was 10:30 PM.
One of our party walked to the gas station across the street to get a 6 of Shiner. Great trip.
I like the cut of your jib
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
You assume that I know where I am
on nights in Austin.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
Eh.
I usually just end up mindlessly mumbling ‘Kirby Lane’ over and over.
Which, btdubs, you can now buy the mix of in grocery stores.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
You can. :\
Kirby stories (abridged):
A friend of mine foiled a robbery at Kirby back in the 1990s.
Kirby’s coffee foiled what would have been a misbegotten hook-up for me at about the same time.
I see.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
I just spent 20 minutes commenting on the morning OT thread
and never realized I was the only one reading it.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Ever been reading a basically dead thread
and one person goes through and responds to random stuff?
It’s entertaining.
I do that.
It’s fun.
I live to play the devil's advocate.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 14, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
#oklahoma
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
aren't those one in the same?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Nah man...
I got fat chick stories from here. If you’da been on your Ps and Qs you would have been walking by the pool at my place a few summers ago where I was banging a whale of a woman.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I LIVE 6 FEET FROM YOU AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
This is true
but has no basis as to why we have never gotten a beer or shared a fat chick story in person before.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 5:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just remixes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I was told about two deaths during basic.
Amy Winehouse and “some guy at a Rangers game.”
Also, Hugh Hefner, but that was because they like to mess with us.
does that honestly bother you?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 5:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you should chill out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 5:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it is good advice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 5:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're just jealous he can afford a Rogue Squadron
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Anyone want to help me with a MLB Fan Cave submission?
AJM, GoET, etc – maybe just write something and let me put my name on it?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
500 words on one of the following:
1. What young MLB player is most likely to emerge as a Cy Young or MVP candidate in 2012? Make a case for why.
2. What are the three biggest story lines heading into the 2012 MLB season?
3. Who is the most interesting baseball player in the game today and why?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'd wait until Feb1 to submit that.
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
Deadline is Jan 31.
Or was that a “lulz, jk”
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Hah, that sucks.
How do you do number 2 before Prince and Yu potentially sign?
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
.
How do you do number 2
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I guess sit and think on it.
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
These are intriguing questions.
1. Matt Moore
2. New playoff format? AL West moneypenii. NL Central losing it’s MVP candidate sluggers. AL Beast? Maybe Marlins Moneypenis?
3. I think it’s Strasbourg.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
I went St. Louis losing La Russa and Pujols, which I segued to Anaheim signing Pujols and Wilson, which I segued into the defending American League champion Rangers attempting to get that final out...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
That's well done,
but imagine if you could take it full circle if the Rangers get Prince?
Still, interesting that the we agree about two.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
I also used a lot of Game 6 pity...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
It sucks because
they’re probably going to get a lot of people picking the same thing. But their questions lead to it.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
I can't bring myself to even give 2 seconds thought to that game
let alone write extensively about it, which (for me) would require going back to remember further details (which I never plan on doing as long as I’m alive).
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
They asked me to submit a video because they "liked what they had read"...
so, I started the video with myself listening to Freese’s triple and mock-vomiting the sandwich I was eating. The most difficult part about it was recording the audio from that hit and listening to it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Couldn't do it, man.
You’re a stronger man than I, sir.
But I’m totally down for the trench coat idea.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I already submitted...
I can give you what and you can just paste it in and then say we come as a tandem.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
GoET you're never here anymore
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"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I've been working on falling in love with baseball again...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
Do it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Do it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I can think of two individuals who can help
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
....Yu guys.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
AGREED
We can wear a giant trenchcoat and I’ll get on your shoulders.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
with words
maybe a little note
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it would be a nice note
maybe flowers in the corner of the page. nice handwriting
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh, well...
that’s even better than the job!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 13, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
It would also greatly entertain the millions of new Japanese Rangers fans
who are waiting patiently to flock to the Metroplex.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Hey guys
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Just in time. Why didn't you tell us you were going to the Habs game?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
you, sir, are a racist
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am a speciest.
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by Prashanth Francis on Jan 13, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
I am the walrus
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Coo Coo ca choo
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Wop genius
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Wop genius?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm a wop genius
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
What happens when a guido's Pirelli tires get punctured?
Dago WOP WOP WOP WOP
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 6:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My dad uses this joke and he married an Italian
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"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
even better. good for him though
Italian girls cook and fuck like their lives depended on it
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Don't need to know the latter.
But the former is true. Hence why I have a Fatty contract.
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"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
And this ladies and gentlemen...
Is why I have a kid on the way.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Because you like to eat?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Hahaha.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Guys...I want Prince
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I don't know its original origins
but there’s about a 99% i first saw this video linked from filmdrunk, yes.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Thats so awesome
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 6:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Seeeee....this would have been more convincing if they actually used his real name.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
step by step
day by day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I would like to have sex with her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yay
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Si.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I always thought she was hot when I watched that show.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
me too
but the older sisters were hot too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Skiing tomorrow buddy wheee
Hotel called and convinced me to spend another grand
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
This bitch better blow you on the drive to the airport.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Got the 1000sqft. suite with balcony and view of the mountain
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Good idea on the balcony...Balcony rails are good for doggy style sexings.
Dump her.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I'm all prepped for it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I would've drilled a hole through any female cast member on that show that was over the age of consent
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I always hoped there would be a Suzanne Sommers
upskirt shot.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yup
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Probably wouldn't have stopped me either...
Didn’t he have to leave the show cause he beat up his old lady?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
better than blowing something else
amiriteacejc
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You might have missed it in the OT threads this week
But Ace and Wildcat HATE blow jobs.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
What the fuck
I prefer them over sex
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
As do I
but these 2 clowns wish that blowjobs would be illegal
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
What ass clowns
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
but if all you do is get beejes
then you cannot use the phrase “get some stanky on your hangdown.” unless she has horrible oral hygiene, i guess
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
is this what the stripper was offering?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
And then you have to ask yourself why you were with a chick from Oklahoma, anyway.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
BTW, I told my dad that saying the other day and I think he almost wet himself from laughing so hard.
He’s probably said it in conversation with me five times in the last four days or so.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So wrong.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
That's not actually what Ace said.
Or really Wildcat, either. Wildcat’s stance was much harder than Ace’s, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't even know who it is
But I used to watch that show a lot.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
al
duffy’s daughter
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
woah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
You you lookin' good in them jeans
I bet you look even better with me in between
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
got my mind on my money
money on my mind
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
One of theeeeeeeeeeeeeese days
the ground will drop
out from beneath
your feet
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Holy fucking shit,
Wu Tang is playing tonight at HOB Dallas and I had no fucking clue!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
YOU ARE NOT ONE TO TALK
#LIVESNEXTDOORREFUSESTOEVERGRABEVENONEDRINK
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
well then have us over to watch a stars game.
or come over here when we’ve bro’d out for games or pre partying
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
WELL HOW CONVENIENT
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
This is the real one bro.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I am responsible for so many kitten deaths
:(
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sigh Love
http://ehdwallpapers.com/wallpapers/freida-pinto-1920×1080.jpg
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Staind is on the billboard charts wtf
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
reply fail see below
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Not Again on their latest
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
they have a latest?
I thought Aaron Lewis became a country singer
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Apparently
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
kok you around
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
fatty can't drink
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
203 today.
I’ve lost 30 lbs
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
congrats!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Thanks!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
No why
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Just tired and trying to get ready for tomorrow
Lot of logistical shit going on right now
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why can't I get group texts?
STUPID! Also the built-in e-mail app blows
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yeah everything else about this phone blows away the iphone
form factor, multi-app productivity, customizability…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
What text program are you using?
And yes, stock email app is shit. I use touchdown. A free alternative is k9
What does max use?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm using k9 now - it works fine
I like the default text… I loaded go sms pro and didn’t like that I can’t have avatar per line like in the OS one. Also don’t know which ones support group MMSes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Hmm idk
There were mms issues with third party SMS apps for me, so I went back to stock and grabbed a modified version of it (screenshot: http://www.imgur.com/UpKbp.jpg) there are other versions that have no avatars as well out there
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I want an avatar each line like the OS
SMS Pro couldn’t do it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Maybe check out handcent?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Can handcent do avs?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Avs?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
avatars on each line sorry
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
It can and does
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Can you or chrom
help me figure out which settings will make it look exactly like stock messaging?
also I use lightflow to manage all notifications because I can do individ notifications on multiple types for each contact
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Handcent?
Look up themes for handcent
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this is what I use
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm also running the whole Go Launcher system so I am not using the stock screens/icons/etc
anymore
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I use a third party launcher too
What keyboard do you have
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Stock
worth changing?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
SwiftKey x is awesome
Predicts what you will type based on your patterns in gmail, twitter, apps, blogs, etc
Swype is cool too. Look up a video demo of it. I have a hacked apk that works on gnex
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
is swype the drag your finger (swipe) kb?
I dont think I could do that.
SwiftKey learns? sweet. Does stock kb learn?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Swype is drag
SwiftKey x is awesome
Stock doesn’t learn
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I got swiftkey as the free app of the day from amazons app store
best app of the day ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's sexy
No mods you know of that solve MMS group msg issues?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I get group mms from Mr Rive R. Fenix
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
on stock?
what do you use?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Stock
Modded to be black and white or blue letters
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What do group MMSes look like?
You can respond to the ground on stock!?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
To the what?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
err sorry
You can reply to the group on the stock SMS app?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Should be able to
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 8:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can't get group MMSes
They don’t show the user list
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Hmmm
Post in the q&a section of the galaxy Nexus forums on xda
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 8:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
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A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
$texas
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Go big or go home
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I do not need a tv in the bathroom
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
as long as I can remember
my dream was to be rich enough to have a tv in the bathroom. this is real.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
you don't have to be rich to go to a pawn shop and pick up a 35 dollar tv to stick in the bathroom
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah fo real...
I really don’t think you have to be rich. Get one of those $200 flat vizeos and mount it on the wall across from the shitter.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
you have ridiculous dreams
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
now that I understand I could actually put a tv in the bathroom without actually being rich
I’ve decided I won’t do it until I’m rich. Kind of a little way to treat yo(my)self
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Well,
at least you could afford the hemorrhoid treatment…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
I love that they always list the shit that's standard everywhere.
AN IRONING BOARD!?!? WE’RE RICH!!!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
instead of saying
fireplace, work desk, minibar, safe, ironing board, etc, they should just say “there’s tons of different types of surfaces for you to fuck on”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
fireplace seems kind of dangerous
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
danger=adenaline
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Throw a pair of boots in the dryer for some real action
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Point to chrom
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
any of you nerdz gonna be doing LSB Late Night tonight?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Nope
Girly coming over
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Bow chicka bow wow.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'm going to text you a pic of goatse or pig shit balls
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Probably not late for me
I go to bed early these days, Officer.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
probably not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Possibly
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I actually slept during the night hours last night.
So it doesn’t seem to be looking good on me staying up too too late.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'll probably be up.
Because I ain’t got shit else to do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
god im drunk.. took 5 shots of vodka before i switched to beer to just kick off the buzz
makes everything awesome. im running the “hotcake hustle 5K” in the a.m…. 10000 bucks i puke
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions
Why do you do this to yourself ianf
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
when people on the internet tell me my ethnicity isnt white male
i get offended.. asshole
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
You look like a crazy latino
You should be complimented asshole <3 u
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
nope just white
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Well you're an attractive white man
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
This is sweet.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I've often wondered that
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
this sounds like a horrible decision
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 7:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
When is someone going to realize
That a person having a screaming match on the phone, then sweetly saying “I love you” before hanging up is not funny?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
huh?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
When a...
Never mind, you’re drunk
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't get it either
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
On TV shows a character will be yelling at someone on the phone
Then that character will sweetly say “I love you” before hanging up.
It’s not funny, but it’s used all the time.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
two filets and uncle bens spanish rice for dinner... and newcastle.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:56 PM CST reply actions
bring me booze.
Lets get drunk and watch Telemundo
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
masturbate back to back?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
do y'all both use the same hands?
if not, you will be knocking elbows
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Whack Circle?
Circle Jerk?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
u trying to join?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
That would make it a three-way
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Good choice.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Your name would certainly say otherwise
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I don't know about that.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Next weekend
I’m coming to town.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If all goes well it'll be a Packers NFC Championship extravaganza
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Anyone here play fallout 3?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 7:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Anyone here play fallout 3?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 8:00 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Yes
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
lamar odom tries to hard
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions
beer is a perfect pallat cleanser between vodkas
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:03 PM CST reply actions
Says the guy running a 5k in less than 12 hours.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I would bet he doesn't go.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
guarantee you i do...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
nope
we have decided
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ill run it in about 25 mins.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Is that including the time spent throwing up?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
or time weeping
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What do I get if I'm right?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
whatever you want mama
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm
I’ll have to think about this.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
PICS OR GTFO
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
No
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
The truth is
I see most of the LSB boys as brothers, so that would be odd.
Also, I want IANF to be with this new girl that he thinks is too good for him. I think she might just be good for him.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Let's just hope she's lookin for a crazy boy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
benji will get jealous.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
lol
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I mean because you want to bone IANF.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He is my latin lover
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
its 3 miles.. do that shit in my sleep
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
fuck that sheen reference
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Duh
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
is there any history on history channel anymore?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions
Post some dick pics in this thread while you're drunk.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
please don't
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dang, Mavs looked pretty darn good that quarter
really good to see
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
^^^^^^ needs new screen name ^^^^^^^^
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Sheriff Blalock's wieners would be good
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
What is more likely to happen:
Schultzy getting a beej tonight or IANF actually running and finishing the 5k tomorrow morning in under 24 minutes?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Ianf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 8:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
come over.. its starts at the addison theatre
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
the bourne movies are pretty awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions
by far my favorite series ever
instant stop down. the other night, all 3 were on back-to-back-to-back on TNT. Watched them all. if you people don’t excite me in here, I’ll go watch Supremacy again
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Anyone going to Fan Fest tomorrow?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Mizzou is working there all weekend
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
What's he doing?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not sure exactly
Earlier, he had on one of the 76 unis.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, well that explains it
:)
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
I was kidding
Saying that the fact that he is wearing a ’76 uni explains it all.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
diversity initiative in the modeling lineup -- RANGERS NEED SCHOOLLY
Need to sell a shit ton of Darvish jerseys, people. “Spot Schoolly Win-go” game and a thousand other can’t-miss promo ideas. (Damn man, Herbie’s chair is still warm …)
can he sneak me in?
And can you sketch me a picture of what he looks like?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
can he reply fail?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'll connect you to him on Twitter
He’s been tweeting from there.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Who?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 8:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mizzou
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
SKIN IS TALKING ABOUT MESSAGES HE RECEIVED ON TWITTER, NOW!
FUCK YOU JEFF SKIN WADE
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Also, where can I get a Tim Tebow shirt before tomorrow
in Dallas?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
where are we going to watch?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
I still want to go to Fan Fest dammit,
but I also want to watch the Baylor/OK St basketball game, the Saints/Niners and damn sure the Denver Tebows/New England Tuck Rules
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh and UT/Mizzou plays right before Baylor/OK St as well
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
okay.. come pick me up tomorrow
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
come run by after your 5k
and I’ll jump on your back like Yoda
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
we could forest gump it...
for like 2 miles.. but it would be cool
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
dont get a half chubby though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
that would be a pretty good story to tell actually.
And we run 0 risk of getting a DWI.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i have a friend that got a BWI on a jet ski... dumb
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
like 2 days in jail and 10K in fines after lawyers and shit...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Sic'em
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
Tebow gonna die tomorrow.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Real conversation with my old lady...
“Why the fuck did you put a video game on the shower registry?”
“I told you not to leave me alone with that scanner thingy.”
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Ha ha ha ha
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
lol.... can i get an invite?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
IANF is getting weird tonight
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You've never been around for an IANF drunk LSB sesh?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
wedding not shower
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
He usually isn't talking about group masturbating
Or getting in the shower with you
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
these are things he is choosing to do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I guess I haven't seen him drunk very much
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
New to OT threads?
Yes
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dude we can't even get an invite 6 feet from my apt complex on a random night.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
are we still going to be friends when i move march 15?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Mos def.
Just get a bigger god damn couch and we can take our act on the road to Uptown where I can pass out at your place.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
im getting new furniture then!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
PIZZA PARTY FOR THE WHOLE DORM FLOOR
HUNDRED POUNDS OF PORNO AT THE PORNO STORE
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
What the hell happened to Carmella Bing?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'd say it has something to do with this...
Bing was expecting a child in January/February 2011.2
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
And this pic of her isn't very becoming...I'll stick with BiBi
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
no my buddy is selling me his nice furniture since he is moving in with his
new GF… what a jackass… but new furniture for me so whatever
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yesssssssssss
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know people who did this.
Kinda pisses me off.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
IANF is drunk posting
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
he always is
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
u and herb still getting that felacio apt together?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
gonna try
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
was he blindsided? he kinda knew it was coming right?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
a bit blindsided.
but he will land on his feet pretty well. but the timing is whats important. his lease is over in two weeks, and we need to decide whether to sign the lease on the new place or cut our losses by monday
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Ur gonna live with herbz?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
thats been the plan.
we will see how things work out.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know that was the plan. That's awesome. That didn't used to be the plan
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
been the plan for a couple of months.
weve been looking around. found a pretty solid place too.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
That was the last time I spoke to him so that makes sense
Whereabouts?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
635 and macarthur.
was a good mix of a solid location, great price, quality building.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Las Colinas - nice.
I Fratelli has a sit-down restaurant down the road. I adore it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
i go there a good bit with my coworkers.
we really like that place. macarthur between 635 and 161 is pretty awesome. lots going on there.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
It's very well done for their "flagship" place and their only true restaurant.
I was over there a lot when I was working for the Stars
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Las Colinas was by far the best place I've lived in DFW
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I don't know where I'd choose if I ever move back to Dallas.
Probably Highland Park or somesuch. Uptown is too annoying to live in, methinks.
Las Colinas is a bit of a trek from downtown but it’s not bad…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Where I lived Downtown was no more than 10 minutes away.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Really?
That’s awesome.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Meh
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Oh it was overrrated...
But the location. I could be anywhere in 15 minutes.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I just would prefer to live in DT since I loathe FW.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Ya'll first night you should cruise down to Cool River for cougs.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
been there, done that
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
So do it again.
Met a married chick there once and boned in the parking lot.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
*internet bro five*
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
If you're in the parking lost past 1am, you're guaranteed to find at least 5 cars with people fucking in them.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Cool River huh?
I’ll have to check it out.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
It's a Coug staple, bro.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Where is this??
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I'm screaming
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
You fucking cirrus? You call yourself a cocksman and don't know where Cool River is?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
I'm quite certain I've never referred to myself
as a “cocksman”
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
MacArthur and Hidden Ridge I think.
I used to work down the street.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Irving?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah... Las Colinas-ish.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
ah, just looked and it's like 12 miles from me
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
A stones throw
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
No, motherfucker YOURE a stone's throw.
As a matter of fact step outside and just start yelling so I can pinpoint where you are.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know if I want somebody who uses such salty language to know where I am.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
You guys should just meet already.
by mizzou918 on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
like across the street from north lake community college
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Near TPC
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
The wife is watching the worst 30 for 30.
Women’s tennis and Friendship. DO NOT FUCKING CARE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I deleted that off my tivo without even watching it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
It is bad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Jesus, Holland looks fucking insane
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yuuup
Moe can have him.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
How did she kill him?
Did i miss this?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
wait, I thought YOU were referring to that infamous "FMK" thread ...
yeah, she married Dutch, killed Elvis, and I can’t remember who …
Ahhhh
I forgot all about that.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
CJ
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yeah, looks like you made the WRONG CHOICE THERE.
The K is now so fucking obvious.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Mavs game
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
True story...
The day after game 7 I went to the Stars game. Him and Naps were there. IANF’s Napoli chant made an appearance and I wanted to cry.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
awwwww
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
same here.
that and there will be blood
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
find a job yet?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
this thread sucks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions
thanks, bigtill
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
He's trying
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
gays arent born loving dicks.. they choose to love dicks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions
So when did you start?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
never have made love to a mans warm hard body.... never even crossed my mind
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
lesbians don't love dick
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I guess I tie it into the whole butch lesbian thing...
It never makes sense why some lesbians try to be as much like guys as possible.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
drag queens?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
verifiably false
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
chili is best made with beans
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions
dinopenis meme was stupid
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions
agreed
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
chic fil a is overrated
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions
fuck you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
hahaha
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
holyshit
this one is even worse
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
carls jr > whataburger
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions
Fuck off x2
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
you're trying out out BigTill BigTill
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
There ain't a mother fucker on the planet that could out bigtill me.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
he's trying hard
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Kate Upton, bacon, breakfast, etc.
Things I don’t like.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
crist
What the fuck is wrong with Upton? Did you miss out on her dougie video?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
I saw the dougie video.
It made my dislike waver, because that was pretty great. Still consider her overrated.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Would you rather be underpaid or overrated?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
Rephrase:
Given all the women on the internet, I don’t get why she gets as much play here as she does.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
It's the choice issue.
Consumers prefer more choices when there’s only one or two options…but less when there is a plethora.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
Who?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I know
Who is hotter?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh, sorry, my bad, misunderstood.
Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis, and Kate Beckinsale all for starters. Probably Shakira. Hell, Claudia, even though she’s fallen by the wayside around here, is more appealing to me.
I mean, Upton, is certailly hot, but others are much closer to my ‘type’ as much as I have one.
The first three are definitely very hot and have a fair argument
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Camilla Belle. Kate Beckinsale. Olivia Wilde. Blake Lively. Emmanuelle Chriqui.
Victoria Justice. Mila Kunis. Kelly Brook. Yvonne Strahovski. Vanessa Hudgens. Nina Dobrev. Odette Annable. Olivia Munn. Anne Hathaway. Ashley Greene. Charlize Theron. Eva Mendes. Erin Heatherton. Lucy Hale. Olga Kurylenko. Carla Ossa. Shay Mitchell. Selena Gomez. Marisa Miller.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
olivia wilde is overrated
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I used to think this, but the more I think about it the less overrated I think she is
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Yeah,
You may be right.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions
Blake Lively wishes she was half as hot as Kate Upton
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Mila Kunis is not hotter than Kate Upton.
SELENA GOMEZ? ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I would say mila is hotter than kate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am a big Mila fan but Kate is hotter
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Arson, seriously.
Selena Gomez?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Selena's moving beyond her babyfaced stage.
She’s really legitimate bombshell at this point.
She desperately needs to dump Bieber out of the side of the limousine, but other than that…
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Prove it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions
Finding what I want will take some time
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
If you need to act like you didn't have it queued up already, by all means.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You'd be surprised at how little of my collection I usually actually have at my fingertips
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I really don't want to know what is at your fingertips most of the time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ooh, Charlize Theron, that's another really good one I had overlooked.
Adding to my own personal list, Gabrielle Union, Amanda Righetti (although absolutely no one here is going to agree with me on that one).
I love Gabrielle Union so.much
I would have her babies
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
If we're adding names we personally have over Upton's...
Jordana Brewster, Jaimie Alexander, Lyndsy Fonseca, Jennifer Morrison, Annalynne McCord, Ashley Benson, Carla Gugino, Kristen Bell, Josie Loren, Shelley Hennig, Britt Robertson, Phoebe Tonkin, Keira Knightley, Roxanne Mesquida, Daisy Lowe, Kate Mara, Katrina Law, Jamie Chung, Laura Vandervoort, Audrina Patridge, Rachel Bilson, Tabrett Bethell, Troian Bellisario, Taylor Momsen, Ana Alexander, Georgia Jones…
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
so your other list was full of facts?
no opinions?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Full of chicks I'd legitimately call hotter than Kate Upton.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
charlize theron
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
There are several names that have no reason being in the same breathe as Upton
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
not as hot as kate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
she's ok
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So I'm NOT the only one who doesn't like bacon!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Tha fuck?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
he was trolling his balls off tonight
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
for cereal
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
sam adams .> shiner bock
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions
I'll give you that one
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Meh
Equal split. Both good, neither my favorite
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Not if you adjust for price.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
lol sam adams
Next you are going to talk about the difference between coors and bud
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 14, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
Every time I watch Triple D is makes me wanna cook something.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
put on wrist bands first and yell.... "money" "id eat that off my flip flop"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
The Dutch Oven at the Mavs game
Lookin’ good Mr. Kotter!!!!
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
by SoWasRed on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
jesus.
looks like he just put down a pound of coke
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know how his fiancé can put up with that look.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
$$$$
$$$$
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
It's more fame than the money
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Pretty sure you could put up with any fucking look
if you were married/engaged to a fucking MLB player.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
8.1 IP, 2 hits, 7 Ks, 0 runs in a WS game
He can throw down whatever look he wants and she better like it.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Agreed
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Yo IANF how long after your wax did the redness go away
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
You watch it bt or I'll bleach your asshole
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE IN VAIL AND I'LL BE WAY OVER HERE
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I'm gonna miss LSB while I'm in Vail
That makes me sad.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
If you miss LSB while in Vail...
You took the wrong slampiece with you.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Hahaha
She’s not a slampiece.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I don't think of 'em like that to be wholly honest.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Oh okay good
Some guys wouldn’t be.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
they have some gel shit your supposed to put on it... its a lotion/gel
itll go away.. its just skin irritation…. how much fucking hair did you have man?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
haha i got my back waxed because i couldnt reach it... i couldnt put the wax/gel
shit on it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Put it on the ground and roll around - jk
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
TWSS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
*takes note down*
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I'm Italian man, a lot.
And I’d never done it, so it was the worst one.
She used a lot of different oils and aloe etc after, just figure it’ll take 24 hours.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
yeah just skin irritation
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Good to know.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
still have not turned on heater.... may get lucky this winter
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions
Fuck that noise
The cold is the best.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
yes
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
i sleep like a baby in the winter... 3 blankets.. fetal position.. 15 beers = 10 hours asleep
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
electric bills = 20 bucks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
i put an alarm on our thermostat
I dont trust the roommates
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
lol really?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
wow lol
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
i got some free from work
I seriously have to do this..i live with some thin blooded pussies. Fuck paying $120 a month
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fireplace, fool
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
id rather put on a jacket or a sweatshirt for free
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
My father in law in St. Louis is such a jackass
He just brought up Game 6 and 7. Bastard.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
kill him.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
I'm about ready to do just that
He calls once a month just to fuck with me.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
He has to live in STL
Let him have this.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Fuck that
Just quit calling me.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
lol
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
get him drunk
mock him
take pictures
qed
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
If that doesn't work,
get more creative with step 3
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
bring up your fist. to his jaw
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Next time I see him I just might.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
do you have to put down a deposit with electric companies? I have to get a new
electric company in march… ive never done that before
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions
Depends on credit
Get a good rough approximation of your score at creditkarma.com for free. No inquiry done.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
i can run a soft report anytime... i work at a credit union in the credit and loan dept
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
What range you in?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
680-710
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Not bad.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
havent you heard?
His CS is golden
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
not really.. kind of okay.. i had some slow pays last year on my student loans
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
once you can bump your score up to 760 youre set
Do you use credit cards often
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it doesnt matter if you use them.. its your ratio of available balance to limits
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
i know i was just going to suggest transferring balances
Or picking up one with a super small spending limit and just nailing the payments on time every month
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You ever been so drunk you couldn't fap?
It’s a sad moment.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
/jihad desperately waits for validation of his rationale
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I assumed dehydration also
I’m not positive of it, though.
I have often thought that these oddball sorts of things don’t get investigated because can you imagine writing a grant up for that?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
Grant title: Quantification and qualititative analysis of excretory fluid
Aims:
(1) We hypothesize that fluid quantity and quality as correlated to days between release follows a normal distribution.
(2) We hypothesize that fluid quantity and quality increases in relation to time of pre-excretion stimulation.
Materials:
1. Pron. Lots and lots.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
SO MANY CONFOUNDING FACTORS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
Well
If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 14, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
I got so blown out one night I couldn't screw a Hooters waitress.
Sad indeed.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Hooters waitresses are easy to get
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yea, but a nice body is almost guaranteed
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
this one I … interacted with… was ubbbbbbbbberhot
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Well yeah, but it still sucks when your equipment wont work.
My brain was down for it, but that was about it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Sucks :(
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
TWSS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I was waiting for someone to do this.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
I'm finally back into the mid 700s
after some slow pays after I was jobless and broke after I graduated college.
/not benji
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
But really that's me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
On command.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
9/10
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I've taken a lot of painkillers
So, kind of.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I also watched Sinbad in Houseguest
I think i could handle just about anything
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have survived on painkillers since Monday.
Had all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed and the pain hasn’t been letting like it was supposed to.
I do not have to have that stupid surgery
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You're lucky
My top ones had pretty much came in alright but my bottom ones were impacted and growing in horizontal.
I'm kinda disappointed mine came in ok, cause I don't get kick ass pain meds.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
did they have to stitch the cavity?
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i had to get two of my four cut out
They gave me Fentanyl, which was awesome until they ran out and I got dry socket.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am afraid that I have gotten dry socket.
I have done everything I was supposed to but I threw up like 40 minutes after the surgery. Now I don’t have much pain in my actual teeth, but it feels like I have a ton of pressure on my top teeth and into my sinuses.
Basically, it feels like I have braces pulling my teeth back.
But unlike actual braces, the teeth aren’t sore like they would be if they were being moved.
the dry socket feeling will go all the way up into your head
Its easy for them to check it out..and theres this awesome edible gel they give you. Comes in a plastic-tipped syringe..squeeze it directly into the socket.
That plus hydrocidone and ibuprofen and you’ll be set. The gel is cinnamon/clove flavored. I think it’s axtually called Sock-It.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And it could've been something as simple as leaving your gauze in too long
And the clot slipping off before it could properly form on the socket
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Anyone else ever pre-kitchen clean before a hot date
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yeah...
But it was only cause I wanted to not so I could last longer if I got laid that night.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
See to me I was never taught to do it
But it just seemed like a logical thing to do.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Nah babe 2+12+5 = LOVE
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
you dont sleep with girls on the first date so why does it matter?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
I find that it relaxes me from a nerve standpoint.
And I can be more swagtastic
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
morning sex > night sex
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
co-sign
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
The spoon sleep straight to sex movement is the best
Justtttttttttttttttttttttt go at it, no moving needed, half deliriously asleep $$$
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
And of course still a little drunk from the night before.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
no way.. dont want her missing out
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 9:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
YOU HAVE BROUGHT THIS UP MORE THAN ONCE
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
Mw3 on xbox?
EroticFisherman
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 PM CST via Android app reply actions
What kind of porno are we talking about here?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what
how
why
TO WHAT END
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
It is his brothers so don't give him credit for it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
@josh lile
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Tunnel snakes rule!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 9:38 PM CST via Android app reply actions
how much do you pay per KWH?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:40 PM CST reply actions
Woah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
You green?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
I used to be. LIke 12.4 with 20% Wind.
I’m 9.4 now.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I think we're something like that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
Row.
It’s such a simple word.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
$.09.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
wut
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
I hate you so much
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
lol
I know :)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Graduate of the Smeal School of Business
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah,
you should have seen how mad he was that they fired JoePa
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
A kid that, at most, is equally as good as me is getting a tryout with the mens team
I hit with him for two hours today and I have no idea why he gets a tryout over me.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Diiiiiid you ask why?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
No, not yet
I definitely will though.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Most likely
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That shouldn't change anything
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Y'all give him way too much grief for this.
Have you seen female tennis players?!?! For cereal, you need to do investigations on that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
I think I've told the story before,
but when I was a freshman on the tennis team at our school, it was mostly (wild, party girl) seniors and freshmen girls and the seniors talked to freshmen into playing in their sports bras and shorts more than a couple of times. Let’s just say the quality and intensity of practice on the guys courts was…reduced…that day.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
We had one girl on the high school tennis team when I played
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
More girls than guys.
They were virtually all very attractive. Oh to be varsity…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
To not go to a shitty school...
We had two courts. My dad and I had to replace the net on one of them, since the school wouldn’t.
I also assembled the portable batting cage for our baseball team.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
Dang that sucks.
Yeah, that’s the benefit of being the ‘burbs. There’s a cost, though, acwnsbro9
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Then I went to a private school with a bunch of rich kids. Whoo.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like...fun?
Actually, it doesn’t.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
I actually enjoyed my time at Abilene Christian.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
That isn't the same fucking thing at all
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
You would have fucking loved it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'm quite something with where I am right now.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
Uh huh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
It's cold, windy,
and 40 days is about to start. I’m undecided about my current situation.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
Sic'em!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
Eh, already paid for the uniform.
Might as well stick it out.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
Aye Aye
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
=)
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
I must've missed this
what are you doing, acwn?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
He's in the Navy*
*Not really, just go with it
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
Air Force Academy.
And the shitty part is about to start again.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
good luck
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You can't troll the hotties and be taken seriously as a player
by Texas Jihad on Jan 14, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
And here's the garoony
He’s taking the approach for part 1 while apparently aiming for part 2.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
I think we all know what you have to do.
Shank that bitch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yes
Except he is from Mexico so I hope his father isn’t a cartel member
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
racist
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
That is really uncalled-for, Schultzy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm kinda offended.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Just a joke
He is actually a really nice guy, I’m more annoyed at the coach
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Maybe you should just be better at tennis.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I wish
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Practice makes better.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Not if you practice poorly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
I have a deep respect for their people
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Whatchu mean "their people"?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
alright.. advil p.m.... big 5K in the morn
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 13, 2012 9:53 PM CST reply actions
You so cray
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like Rosetta Stone is a rip off...
I just watched a commercial where a woman said "I love it when I hear my granddaughter say “Te llamo Tita”" and the subtitles say “I love you grandma.” I thought Abuela was grandma and “Te llamo” means “your name”. Somthing ain’t jivin’.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
This.
They sound very similar. Especially when you have an american accent.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
So what's tita?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
No it's definintely tita
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
I should spend more time with mi abuela.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
i think it may be a short version of "abuelita" but i've never head it in real life.
i actually call my grandmother “Mamasita”
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yeah, that isn't right
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
this is all you need to know.
SPEAK ENGLISH YOU IDIOT THIS IS AMERICA
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
GET A BRAIN, MORANS
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Go USA
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ALABAMA
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Just got done burying my dog.
What a shitty day.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Sorry, bro
:(
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
that sucks, man
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry to hear dude
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am not looking forward to when this happens to me
Sorry to hear dude
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I could kill you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No he couldn't.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
needs moar 'lack of sex' jokes.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
I will kill you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No you won't...
You’ll come to kill me but just end up helping me learn Spanish and be a better player of MW3. You can’t learn a killer instinct, bro.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
You're right, I wouldn't kill you...
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
All talk.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
He could use Chloroform on me
and make me watch men’s tennis
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, it wasn't fun. :(
He was a good dog.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Instead of making people live longer.
Scientists need to find a way to make dogs age slower so that they can live 30 or 40 years.
No.
I’ve read papers where they do experiments on dogs. Fuck that noise.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
Dude I'm sorry.
The best dog I’ve ever had is getting older every day and it makes me so sad. I feel for ya. Dogs are like people but rarely are they shitheads so they are better.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Sucks too, he got into something that made him really sick. I was hoping he was going to be able to shake it but he couldn’t and I found him in the woods this morning.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I'm sorry, breaux.
Our family dog just had to be put down a week before Christmas because the cancer came back so quickly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Prince Fielder WAS NOT at Fan Fest.
Neither was Nolan Ryan nor Jon Daniels so putting two and two together,
THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY TOGETHER SIGNING A CONTRACT.
Luby's
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like we've already had this discussion.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
that luby's is the worst restaurant establishment in the history of history?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Cafeteria food should only be served in unlimited quantities
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
FACT
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
This is what made CiCi's so great.
RIP CiCi’s.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
their food was terrible
but there sure was a lot of it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
TACO PIZZA
OLEEEE!!!!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
I loved taco pizza
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chrom
sometimes I get the impression that we should hang out more.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
you live far
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Indeed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
RIP CiCi?
Watchutalkinboutwillis?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Breaking Bad, Season 3.
Holy christ, Walter is losing it.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
i really cant stand joan cusack
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:16 PM CST reply actions
She's pretty gross.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Who?
/schultzy
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
x
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
He's got a point, schoolly.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
THANKS FOR SUBJECT LINE GOT DAMN
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
she sounds and looks extremely annoying.
i cant stand listening or watching her for more than a few minutes at a time.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
x
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
What are all you guys doing?
I’m waiting on ladyfriend before going out sipping on champagne.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I'm fucking fly bitches.
When I walk, pay attention.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
You are fly bt
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
you are so gangsta
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 10:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
sudoku
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I was about to say "THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GET LAID"
Until I realized this wasn’t Schultzy.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Off to see some friends
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
When do you want to get laid
When you’re dating a girl? Marriage? Serious pregunta
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Marriage
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Respect...Now can I go back to bashing you for not getting laid?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Religious?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
What about head?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Good domanda
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Waiting on the funeral home to get here so I can help them load the corpse onto the gurney
Y’know…typical Friday stuff.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 10:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You an embalmer?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Hospital security
Dream job, lemme tell you.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 10:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
My hydrocodine just set in.
I’m about to sleep for 5 hours and wake up in immense pain before taking some more painkillers.
You should set an alarm 4 hours from now...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
Streaming Drive By Trucker's show in Athens, GA
Drinking a homebrew.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Two co workers are at that show
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Gotta be great
Think it only fits 400-500 people.
They’re streaming all the shows this weekend.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
That has to be the 40 Watt
It’s their origonal stomping grounds. Awesome venue. I would assume their next show is sold out too.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 10:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Once in...2002? Totally wasted on me..
I still listened to shitty music. Didn’t appreciate it like I should have.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That was before Isbell too
I’ve only seen them once, but I won’t miss another show of theirs.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Quick Bro head count for tomorrow:
Tide, Herbert, River, IANF…anyone else, just sign the sign the sign-up sheet.
If we go to Uptown, we can get FP to bring his harem of Asian chicks with their Hello Kitty backpacks along with him.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Thanks for the invite "bro"
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you gonna drive up 3 weeks in a row???
Bring it!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Not for 1 night
At least not for one night with guys lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
get in you car and head this way now
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Too late
I see how it is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 13, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're always on the sign-up sheet.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
is this the karaoke thing?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 14, 2012 12:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
z
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 13, 2012 10:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
MLB trollin Dutch
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
x
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
close-up
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
It sucks that they photo shopped Skin's head on River Fenix's body
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
rec
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 13, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
i. drink. your. milkshake.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 13, 2012 10:27 PM CST reply actions
Oh god, another boy in the yard.
I ALREADY KNEW THAT THIS DELICIOUS CHICKFILA COOKIES AND CREAM MILKSHAKE WAS BETTER THAN YOURS WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP COMING AROUND AND TELLING ME THAT SHIT
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
yep
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Heh...Thought I was the only one.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Though if I did, my screen name would be my…screen name.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Have several friends that I still talk to with it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hot tub.
Poppin bubbly…..
I don’t wanna be a playa no morrrrrrrrrrrre
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Shit shit shit
The friend of my ladyfriend I’m going out with is hot haha
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Menage a trois
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
c
Washington wants Andrus to have a serious attitude from the start of spring training. “He always comes in and messes around before he gets going,” Washington said. “He’s just taking his abilities for granted. We’ve got to teach him not to do that.”
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Oh and the other half of that little blurb.
Seven Rangers filed for salary arbitration: pitchers Mike Adams , Matt Harrison and Mark Lowe ; catcher Mike Napoli, shortstop Elvis Andrus and outfielders Nelson Cruz and David Murphy. On Wednesday, the club and players will exchange proposals on a one-year contract. The seven players earned a combined $16.37 million this past season. The history of arbitration shows that total will at least double.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'd like him to stop giving away outs.
.347 OBP players should be given a chance to hit.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 13, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
HE'S taking his abilities for granted???
WHAT!?!
Who the fuck is giving him fucking bunt commands every other motherfucking trip to the plate!?!
fuck.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I don't know how to process this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqjAx0CaouQ
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Saight.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
needs moar Tom Grieve
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Lauren.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Me and my friend had a ling conversation about her tonight.
Weird.
by mizzou918 on Jan 13, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I've never met a chick named Lauren that wasn't hot.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
That's hot.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I never thought I would find you two ghetto asses in here studying
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 10:44 PM CST via Android app reply actions
What the fuck, man?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
what?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Who are these ghetto asses of which you speak?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
method man and redman
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This is for you.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
IT'S NEVER ONE FUCKING BEER
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
THEN GET FUCKING 8 BEERS WITH ME ASSHOLE!
You ain’t gone full TagDon’tTweet castration yet.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
I'm way closer than he is.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
This funeral home guy is 20 and he loves his job
Always assumed people kind of fell into that role but apparently he loves all things death. Little creepy.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 13, 2012 10:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
My step-father (I guess? He was before my mother passed away)
is a Mortician.
No idea why he settled on that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I turn on la bamba
bam! snake
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions
TILL!
FAMILY GUY SOLD THE FUCK OUT. WHAT THE FUCK?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Fuck Family Guy.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
I have seen only a few episodes
it was ok
by Texas Jihad on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
You act liek you haven't already known this for a while.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
a wheat thins commercial?
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah I saw that...
Whatever
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
And quit fucking yelling.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
I do what I want
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The only Seth McFarlane show worth half a fuck is American Dad!
probably because it’s all the original FG writers from before they got cancelled, and Seth only did some initial character designs and voices, and doesn’t have anything to do with the writing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Went to the Mavs game tonight.....really wish I had seen Dutch there....
Although, looking at those pictures, I don’t know that I would have recognized him…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 13, 2012 11:14 PM CST reply actions
if Herbie leaves, he needs to get all up in IANF's sisters first
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 13, 2012 11:19 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
There was a message in the other thread that he had left.....such a shame.....
Someone named the sweep hamster “Herbie” last season….I think we need to make that permanent in memory of that fine fellow…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 13, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
IANF
should call him Handcock
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he already has
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 13, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
he is gonna die
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions
KG thinks the Rangers sign both Yu and Fielder
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
IT'S GETTING SO HARD
to stay pessimistic about this
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
Self-Consult
I like this meme.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Weirdspidermanboner.jpg
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I wouldn't know what jersey to buy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yu know the answer:
Yes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
if I pretty myself up, maybe benji would but one for me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're going to need
a bigger boat
a smaller skirt
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
booty shorts, bro
they say juicy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
How's your booty werk?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
one cheek at a time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
JUST MAKE SURE YOU START WITH THE LEFT CHEEK
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
Darvish.
Easy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No, she told me she wanted to watch Tangled, so we did that and then watched the Mavs game while she shouted "GO RANGERS" fifty thousand times.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Your daughter craps me the hell up.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
hmmm
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Indeed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
*cracks
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
She got up really early this morning for some reason, so I brought her into the bedroom and put her on the bed to watch cartoons
While I went back to sleep for about an hour. She woke me up by yelling “DADDY, DADDY, BREAKFAST ISN’T GOING TO COOK ITSELF.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
hahah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
I like my TV shows to parent for me.
I’m pretty sure she picked that up when I said it to my wife before I left on Tuesday. The one time I’ve said that in all of my daughter’s life, probably.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ha ha ha
She’s awesome
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions
So horny
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
time for baseball talk
is this really a good idea?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
As always
depends on cost
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
I love the OT's
not this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i mean, it seems like a lot of money, especially when you consider they're about to have to pay Nelile, Kins, Elivs, etc
and the offensive production at 1B with MY and Napoli (and hopefully Moreland if he gets healthy) isn’t a black hole or anything.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
They don't have to extend any of those guys.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
well, i guess they could let them go
but there’s a core to this team that is about to be entering the Benjihana Tax Bracket™
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Everybody on the roster is already there. E-ree-bawd-E
Second, Nellie’s under contract for a while and Kinsler will be a FA in the gray zone…and we have a Profar.
I’d love to extend Elvis, but that seem unrealistic.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
Some of them are going to have to go.
Just the way it is. Not going to be able to pay them all.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
It's not my money.
I’m down.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
sex in an epidemic as a title is misleading
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:17 AM CST via Android app reply actions
O dag
Yankees fan in the Montero-Pineda thread.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
cheers
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 14, 2012 12:31 AM CST via mobile reply actions
PROSIT!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 14, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions
my neighbors need to go to bed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:38 AM CST via Android app reply actions
They will when they're done
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
You Schultzying?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I want to know what game bill cosby and this dude are playing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:47 AM CST via Android app reply actions
episode is over, you guys
thanks for the help
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think I may get to go to Mardi Gras!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I try not to make thone jokes any more so I will only ask this
whats the point?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will be going with a group of my friends and it would definitely be a cool experience
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yes it would be
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
and you took away my opportunity to put 1400
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sorry
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you should be
its one of my little joys
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are we the only two up?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
There's a lot of action in the Montero thread.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Just read it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No MLB The Show, I will not accept that you just made a routine double play ball go right through Adrian Beltre's legs
Fuck you. Fuck you right in the face with a chainsaw. I know you’re purposely slowing my fielders down during close games, it’s plain as fucking day. You cheating piece of shit.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
adjust the sliders
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Thing is, my fielders reactions are already supposed to be bumped up a notch or two
For this exact reason.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
It didn't even score it as an error on Beltre, they gave the motherfucker a hit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck this.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I started a catcher on RTTS. As it turns out that was a mistake.
Other positions you can turn off fielding. This is not an option for catcher. You catch. the. entire. fucking. game. It would maybe be different if I actually had an impact when calling the game, but AA pitchers can’t hit the target, ever, on this game so really I only get to call what pitch, and have no impact on where the ball is thrown. So it leads to me just looking at the screen for extended periods of time.
Yeah
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Not much
Just finished Chuck. Filing some shit that needs to be filed.
Keith Urban’s “You Look Good in My Shirt” just came up on iPod’s shuffle.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
This is the time of year I always find myself staying up later and later
No baseball to wake up for, and I have an annoying tendency to find things to do when I should be going to bed.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Without work to get up for I tend to stay up stupid late doing random, stupid shit.
Yet another reason I need to find a new job.
Personally, I really like doing random stupid shit
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
My chair just broke
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I sat down
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
It's a cheap old folding chair
It’s actually been breaking for a few weeks now. The little peg on the right side was bending. Just finally gave way.
There’s a couple others around here somewhere, I just gotta find one. They’re buried in the closet, I think.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Same here, man.
Heh.
Perhaps the worst part is people are going to read this in the morning, and marvel at how lame we sound.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
True.
You need a cool gif here
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 5:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
:(
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 5:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Back to sleep
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 5:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
So I'm trying to come up with a name for the starship in my potential novel
The only idea I really like so far is the Aurora, but that seems a little… easy.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I'm actually not that familiar with Star Trek naming schemes beyond the obvious.
Are the vessels named for anything in particular?
Kinda depends upon what you can think up
The Vesta-class, for example, which was created for a bunch of Trek books, is named after a Roman goddess, with the rest of the class being named after the seven hills of Rome.
But it can be pretty much anything.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I still haven't even exactly nailed down what class of ship I want to use, though, which would probably help
I’ve got a soft spot for the Nova-class, but they’re supposed to be primarily science/research/light scout vessels, slower and light on the armaments and stuff.
The Akira-class would seem to embody the kind of tactical ship I’d prefer, but my Captain is supposed to be young and green. I’m not sure they’d give him a vessel like that.
I could always write in a major refit of the Nova-class though.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Back to sleep
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 5:43 AM CST via Android app reply actions
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