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Weekend OT

January 14 is the 14th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 351 days remaining until the end of the year (352 in leap years).

It is celebrated as New Year's Day (at least in the 20th and 21st centuries) by countries still following the Julian calendar.

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ain't nothin quite like 6 AM whataburger

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 14, 2012 6:12 AM CST reply actions  

Jelly.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 6:36 AM CST up reply actions  

ever had the fajitas from whataburger? underrated whataburger menu item.

most people dont even know they exist

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Whataburger is my favorite FF place

And I didnt know that they existed until now

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 9:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I forgot they made those.

Shit I may grab one for lunch, pretty damn good from what I remember.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

you take your car to work.. ill take my board... and when your out of fuel.. im still afloat

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:40 AM CST reply actions  

I'm Goin surfing, goin surfing

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 14, 2012 10:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

the worst song on that record

the instant “skip past” for me

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 14, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

This sleeping at night thing feels...awkward.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 6:42 AM CST reply actions  

same here.. woke up at 4 at some jackasses mac=king a racket outside

now.. just trying to control my adrenaline before the 5K

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:50 AM CST up reply actions  

*making

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Big Mac=kingly?

Those things are disgusting

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 9:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone here ever do the student rush for Stars game?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 6:47 AM CST reply actions  

gostars is a promo code that gets you 15% off tix

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I did when I was in school. Freaking awesome deal.

(My info is 2 year old so take it for what’s it worth) Just go up to the box office, flash your ID, & get best available tickets. One time I sat 5 rows above the glass, a $150 ticket, for $25. Awesome

by drizzle on Jan 14, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to try to do this today. Will be leaving the house in about a half hour or so.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

My Saturday at-work movie queue

Another Earth (currently watching)
War Horse
Fright Night
Martha Marcy May Marlene

SHIT SUBJECT TO CHANGE IF I CHANGE MY MIND.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 AM CST reply actions  

im giong to watch moneyball before football starts

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:52 AM CST up reply actions  

It's in my movie folder

but Laura says she wants to watch it too so I’d kind of feel like a dick if I watched it alone.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 AM CST up reply actions  

when you leave your apt do you leave the TV on for your dog? i know people that do that.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Usually no.

My wife will if she takes him upstairs to my in-laws and they’re not home.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Another Earth

Really, really interesting. I think that shit is on Instant, so you Netflix dudes should check it out.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 7:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I really enoyed it.

That girl is a talent.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

There were two separate "Holy shit moments"

For lack of spoiling… “First Contact” and the ending.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

For sure

and the interpersonal storyline was soul-wrenching.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

When she tells...damn, that was hard to watch.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, she was really, really good in it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Dont' see it...

I only have the $8/mo streaming, don’t know if there is a better one w/ better movies (the one I have is pretty limited movie wise)….I mainly use it for docs and tv shows I’m trying to get caught up on.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Watched it a few days ago.

Really cool concept, but I sorta left with an empty feeling afterwards. Not sure what I wanted to make it a great movie.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

How is there still another goddamn hour in this movie?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok..

War Horse kind of sucked, and I’m watching Tucker and Dale vs. Evil instead of Fright Night.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I like Alan Tudyk.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I liked him in a death at a funeral

I think that is the same guy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Well you should like Tucker and Dale.

I had never even heard of it until my gf mentioned she picked it up from Redbox.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

It's really, really entertaining so far.

Really like all the plays on the horror tropes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I ended up really kind of loving it.

I figured I’d just get a kick out of it, but it ended up being moreso than that.

Now I’m doing A Good Old Fashioned Orgy instead of MMMM, because I realized that was a workprint and I don’t like workprints.

Two Tyler Rabine films in a row… can I take it?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And he's from Plano.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

It's not almost 7am, it's still dark out.

Fuck you world.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 AM CST reply actions  

I would have raged so hard if I'd been awake in last nights' OT thread.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 AM CST reply actions  

why

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 7:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Some of the Kate Upton lists.

So lol horrible.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 8:01 AM CST up reply actions  

yes they were

charlize theron

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 8:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

IANF vs 5K
AGCase Adam G. Case
Up stretching for the #hotcakehustle this morning. 48 oz muscle milk. 3 stagnate and 2 redbulls. Win or die trying.
AGCase Adam G. Case
know a shortcut on this 5k track. don’t like to cut corners but when you consistently finish 7th in the girls 7-10 division u think about it
AGCase Adam G. Case
Other excuses for running a shitty 5k time. Vomit, cramp, the poops, hangover, Carbo load fail like last night….

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 7:54 AM CST reply actions  

dude pizza

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 14, 2012 7:58 AM CST up reply actions  

IANF, this generations Hurley Hurler.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 8:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

changing my name to I Am Lance Armstrong

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

You're going to have to lose a testicle first.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

fuckin A, Angra

go brazil

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 14, 2012 7:58 AM CST reply actions  

it is way too early to be awake on a saturday

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 7:59 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Nah, you'll be fine.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 8:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I am used to getting up now this early for work

this is saturday

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 8:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

one of my friends changed his name to Menandros Adelfried von Richter

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 14, 2012 8:02 AM CST reply actions  

I don't even know if my next pick is eligible.

I GUESS WE’LL FIND THE FUCK OUT.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said anything.

Just hope he doesn’t get poached.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Quantum Leap marathon

Day=done.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 8:53 AM CST reply actions  

4th homeless man murdered in the last month in SoCal?

That’s fucked up.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 8:55 AM CST reply actions  

no, there's a serial killah

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably Craig James

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 14, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

It's me

Killing homeless people is my currency.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 14, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Just watched Moneyball last night.

That’s a damn good movie.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 14, 2012 9:23 AM CST reply actions  

Better or worse than Sabrina the Teenage Witch: The Movie?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 9:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ah damn.

That’s a tough one. If I had to choose…

Moneyball. But only because it’s about baseball.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 14, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

New car battery? Check. Caffeinated drink? Check. Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit? Check.

I’m calling this morning a success.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 9:28 AM CST reply actions  

Add watching Portlandia to that. Yesssssss. =)

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

finished mother fuckers!!! 26:50.... slow time.. but didnt walk.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:01 AM CST reply actions  

did you puke?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

no puking... had some free bud light in the beer tent though!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

did you take the shortcut?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

nope!

i got behind a cutie with a booty and let my hormones lead me to the finish line. secret of the pros

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

well done sir.. no way i could have done that.. i was looking for you.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

i saw you

i went to go get my free beer, and when i went to look for you again, you weren’t there anymore

by sarnold on Jan 14, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha... Sarnold is built like a runner.. im sure his times were freakin crazy.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

im built like that guy that paid 20 bucks to run for charity.. then eat pancakes and

drink free beer

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

3 miles

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

3.2

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

man..painfully slow, bro

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 14, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

So fucking bored...so fucking tired.

I think I’m going to gorge myself on a muffaletta.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 10:02 AM CST reply actions  

lets go to jersey joes.. ill buy

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Quantum Leap eh?

I thought about trying that a few weeks ago but then promptly eliminated the idea. Let me know what you think.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I was a fan as a kid, and I'm wondering how it holds up.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Same here.

I actually watched the intro and then turned it off.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

hate you

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Finishing up The Office

Then it’s between Breaking Bad or Arrested Development.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Arrested Development first.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Word

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i do this every day... i shouldnt get married huh?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Here's the thing

If I did this every day or even every weekend, I’d be miserable.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

hmmm. so its extra special and awesome when its taken away.. like a beej?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Not a huge fan of the beej

but yeah, something like that.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

What you just said...Can't be unsaid.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

This sect may be bigger than we thought.

Disturbing.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I have no words for how wrong this is.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

A LSB Pro-Beej Inquisition/Purge may be in order here.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Look, I'm not going to turn it down

but it’s not my first choice of holes.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Well sure.

But what you said was that you are not a fan.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Not a HUGE fan

I’m a small fan………..

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 14, 2012 3:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you're not alone.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 14, 2012 10:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Or anal.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Yuck

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Early to mid was fine.

But that was the tail end of the classic rock era.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Cheap Trick!!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Van Halen - 1984

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

gross

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

wuy?

That album was fucking awesome!

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

*wut

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

van halen is/was horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what do you listen to?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mostly Indie.

I always enjoy finding new stuff.

Here lately though I’ve been listening to records. Got a lot of Pink Floyd and Elton John.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

we don't listen to different music

I will see elton and though I never got to see Floyd, Roger Waters was awesome. saw him a few years ago

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Gilmour > Waters

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Shreds and has one of the greatest voices ever

Im about to get on youtube…he gives me goosebumps.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Awesome tune....dug it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

well yeah

but he wasn’t here playing dark side of the moon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

amazing

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Back in the day when they were working together and getting along...wow

I can see Syd Barrett’s genius, but Gilmour was a step up for Pink Floyd.

Live at Pompeii is still my favorite thing they ever did.

by Black Francis on Jan 15, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

gonna have to check that out.

I’m not a huge PF fan…I dig there shit, just never given them a good amount of time…they’re my next band to really dig in on.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

they are wonderful

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is from the first album, right?

that one is weird

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah, back before Syd "Crazy Diamond" Barrett flipped out

some would say totally different band from Dark Side on, others see the continuum

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Negatory on the "was"

Maybe the current incarnation of aged rock stars is, but they were bad ass back in the day.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There's some good stuff in there

but there’s a LOT of crap mixed in.

I’d put the 2000s up there in crap.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

90's?

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Lotsa good stuff, but I prefer the 80s.

Prince in his prolific prime can carry a decade.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 14, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

no he can not

and I love prince

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dude, he wrote 'Manic Monday' for Susanna Hoffs.

He carried the muthafuckin’ decade.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 14, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

vanity was hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Prince's Top 5.

Devin DeVasquez
Susanna Hoffs
Kim Basinger
Appollonia
Vanity

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 14, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Robin LaMorte

Your list is missing it.

Hell, so is Carmen Electra.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Ooh, I forgot about Carmen. Love her.

She was part of his trio w/ Shockadelica and Pussy Control.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 14, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Also Ingrid Chavez

Who later married (and divorced) one of my favorite artists, David Sylvian.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 14, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Prince ruled, MJ ruled...

there was some really interesting stuff going on coming out of disco and the alternative movement… but dear god, there was a LOT of shit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

yes there was

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Right there with you, brother....

the hate for 80s music is way out of whack….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Is there a worse decade for music hair than the 80’s? I have a hard time finding one.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 14, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Iron Maiden had an incredible 80s run

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 14, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 10:44 AM CST reply actions  

Someone put a "TCU" on that chick after the game this year.

It was hysterical.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I root for TCU

but that’s pretty fucking hilarious.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish I could ses it...

Stupid app

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

A bear giving some chick a right cross.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Wicker man I'm. Pretty sure

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 11:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aandro Anthony Andro
Rangers having Nolan Ryan Snow Monkey night July 1.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 11:05 AM CST reply actions  

So ... we can have our own rally monkey?

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I think they're cute.

But I’m also just a fan of monkeys in general.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

And sbn app doesn't load 2 comments

But shows them unread

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 11:10 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

The sbn app needs some work.

It’s ok, but I still get use my browser to read through comments.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

the iPhone app does that too

and also sometimes doesn’t thread comments like they should be.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm just a girl

all pretty and petite

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Well, this explains your aversion to Van Halen.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I really listen to almost anything

I have an irrational hate for van halen.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Roth was annoying as shit.

Well, still is, but particularly was. Just… obnoxious.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate Eddie more than any of them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He currently looks like he'd have been burned at the stake

during the Salem Witch Trials.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I have always been a big music fan

especially older stuff

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have my own music BTO's

I can stand the Beatles.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I love the beatles

my favorite band growing up

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If you said this during the week,

this board would go full rage on this post.

I personally agree with you though.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, it's happened before, believe me.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I won't go that far...

but I have never really gotten them.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Never perceived Eddie being a douche

Roth on the other hand, Douchetastic.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it is also that I don't care for hair bands

I don’t think I like a single one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh god no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Now we are in full agreement on something.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

nope

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is that sebastion dudes band, right?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sebastian Bach

opened for nu-GNR last year… was absolutely terrible.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

that is another band I don't care for

I like a couple of songs

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I didn't particularly want to go

but my wife loved the original band… they were just as bad as Bach. Axl’s voice is shot and the acoustics were fuckin’ terrible.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

He was wearing like 10 different stupid Hawaiian shirts

and was fat.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

are you older than me

I assumed you were around my age

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok, just a few years older than me

27

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you're younger than my brother.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Me, or lis?

because I am 30.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

lis

I had an approximation of your age

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't know who Skid Row is

I stopped paying attention to most new rock music after about 1989.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

They somehow missed my radar then.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

you should be happy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The '80s is a distant blur to me

I really don’t even remember what I’ve forgotten.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I was a child so my experience of the music came later

the only 80’s music I remember listening to then was Michael Jackson and Genesis

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thriller was fuckin great

He really started getting flaky after that. I was raising eyebrows when “Bad” came out and he was starting to turn white.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I still listen to him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So do I

really enjoyed most of his stuff.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I even liked the song he came out with in the mid 2000's

think it was called rock my world

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, hair metal is pretty... terrible.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, when David Lee Roth got his own talk show

I almost retroactively shared your hate.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

that was so bad and I didn't even care for Howard Stern

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and no doubt was in my wheel house as a kid

I was a big fan of the mid to late 90’s

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

200

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:45 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Boy meets world marathon

On mtv2

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 11:53 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Same here.

I think I finally stopped having Game 6 nightmares a couple weeks ago.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

The closer we get to signing Darvish, the more excited I get....

Add the possibility of signing Fielder? Opening day can’t get here soon enough…..

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I just want to see some spring training games

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

God I know.

I’ve literally shut off my sports brain since the end of the season. Couldn’t careless about football, basketball, or hockey other than betting here and there.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I am absolutely salivating at the thought

of Prince being in dat lineup.

Getting both of em will certainly help dull any lingering pain from Game 6.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Sign Darvish AND Fielder and I'm thinking

Albert who???

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Zactly.

We get a young Prince, they get an aging King.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

don't think about

don’t worry bout

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:57 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

I totally fucked this up

meh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thought you were starting to write

some hip-hop lyrics or somethin’.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

no

collective soul

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My wife loves that band.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I like December and gel

I can’t think of any of their other songs

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 12:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh I couldn't name any of their stuff if my life depended on it.

Just know the wife has a bunch of their CDs and their songs on her iPod.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I enjoyed it.

I like the subgenre of someone trapped on a plane, boat, bus, building, etc. in the midst of some criminal or terrorist scheme.

by other_shoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

LSB is taking over my life...

I just told my girl “everything is coming up Milhouse”

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, next time she has a ridiculous opinion, tell her it's a BTO.

:^)

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, time to seek out a burger

Either going to be Five Guys, Kincaids, or a West Side Cafe mushroom/swiss.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

Five Guys is the only one of those I have ever had, but it is tasty

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Ended up going with Fuddruckers

I forget about it sometimes because it’s kind of annoying to get there with all the construction going on around it. Eeet was tres yummaay.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Had Five Guys at lunch....

Excellent…..

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

So I got a new laptop

An HP 17 inch, 8 Gig of RAM, 6.3 Gig video memory available.

The difference in the display quality from my old laptop is remarkable.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

BluRay?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

This is what I bought.

I have it next to my other laptop on my desk at home, and it seems huge in comparison.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a lot better looking than the last time I priced otu HP laptops.

They’ve always had great performance for the money… but I never cared for the plastic-y look.

This is sharp and well priced.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I was surprised by the price

There was a similar, but less well-equipped, Vaio there that was $300 more…I asked the guy to explain to me what I was missing, and he looked back and forth, back and forth, and finally said, “Nothing. The HP is the better machine and costs less.”

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I have the dv6... same specs mostly, just slightly smaller

Love it. Best laptop I’ve owned.

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife needs a new laptop.

I may get her one.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

slickdeals and fatwallet

have deals often for the dv6. I got mine loaded for $950ish

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

you overpaid, a bit

still not bad

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 14, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

One that big is awesome for being a desktop replacement.

But not as much fun to travel with. If you have something where it’s not on your shoulders like a rolling case or something it’s not as bad (but people will make fun of you).

I stick with the 13" because portability is more important to me. I carry it to work every day.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why I got the dv6

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Or laptop computing

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

We shall see

I’ll probably take my old one the majority of the time to mediations and when I fly.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I love getting new computers.

Still considering getting a tablet, not sure why I’m holding off though.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

x

joseywales@lonestarball.com

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

No I don't really think that.

If it is true though, then AJM is the most brilliant man ever.

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

We can only hope that it lasts forever.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

5400 or 7200 RPM hard drive?

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 14, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Because my understanding is getting the 7200 over the 5400 is one of the biggest things you can do to make it feel "fast"

And I know HP tries to sell you the 5400 RPM shit first.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 14, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Always get higher RPM

If you have any questions shoot me an email

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 8:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Cool

I’ve pretty much got what I’m looking for in a laptop nailed down, though. I was just wondering what Adam got.

I do have a Q about the processors I’ll shoot you, though.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 14, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Okkkkk

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've made a huge mistake

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

Tell us more.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

She won't stop texting me.

She texted me pretty soon after I got home from class yesterady, and literally 2 minutes after I woke up… I think she might have my apartment bugged.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You go over to her place

Nail her Rubenesque V and sometime before or after, change your number in her phone.

BING BANG BOOM.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No no.

Apparently she’s never had a real kiss before that. CAN I PICK EM OR WHAT

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

She will work extra hard to keep you happy.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

If she's never had a kiss

You probably WAY undershot on the weight.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No she's really not that heavy (although I probably did undershoot)

Had a friend check me on it, but it’s the constant texting me that’s scaring me.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

This is just new to her and she's excited.

In all seriousness… if you think she’s an interesting chick explore it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

and if you don't, let her know

don’t lead her on and don’t ignore her. just tell her you are not interested

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah I think I am going to have to do this

Sigh. Not looking forward to it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Why aren't you interested?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I've never really talked to her outside of a bar, but the texting is kind of scaring me

Is meeting her for coffee to talk about this a good or bad idea?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's a good idea to get to know her...

Before panicking because she’s a little excited.

She’s a kid (as are you)… she doesn’t know any better. She might not be insane. If she’s actually interesting you could have an interesting thing.

If it were me, I would get to know her first.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright, I'll do the coffee thing

I’m also a little worried, since I’m leaving in May and I really don’t want anything long-distance or long-term or anything. If that’s cool with her, fine, but… I’m not optimistic

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

man up

it will suck but in the long run it is better

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah I know, but I hate it when people are upset with me

I like to be liked

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

how is it better in the long run

you’ll never see her again either way right? so why not just start ignoring? she’ll get the point.

by sarnold on Jan 14, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

because this girl has not had too many experiences

it is not just about his feelings.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Exactly

Even if I have no interest in her, I’m still not a jerk.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, one of the few things that I still regret is not doing a better job

of being kind but direct with girls in whom I no longer had interest.

by other_shoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

yea, that’s probably the right way to go

by sarnold on Jan 14, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I said I was bad at wieghts ok

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Curves, brother.

Feminine softness.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 14, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You're just being a sweet talker.

160 may not be fat, but it sure as hell isn’t skinny either.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I am sure.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Besides, I’m 41. You know how many women in my age range weigh LESS than that?

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

you do read the OT threads

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 1:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Rarely

I was curious about the backstory here, clicked on colonialbob’s history, and found the discussion.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, suddenly I am interesting to everybody

I’m not sure I like this

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Those of us who's lives are over...

Have to live vicariously through.

The excitement of getting to know someone new and connect with them is one of the coolest things on Earth.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's probably the batting average of health stats.

And, as AJM points out, overweight is not necessarily fat and is distinct from obese.

I’ve been attracted to a 5’6" woman at 170 and at 100, but for her health I’m happier with it in the “normal” range.

by other_shoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

For the record, I never said she was fat (I don't think)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

FYI

Bmi is shit

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hah. Got it.

I would have thought that it was useful for non-athletes, but since Knockout wouldn’t stop what he’s doing and get to a computer to explain it to me, I now see from Google that its problems run deeper than that. Maybe RISP is the better analogy.

by other_shoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Do a quick Google (on mobile)

There are a ton of major issues with it, basically across the board.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

...

….

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

This one time I wen't hoggin' but didn't think my buddies knew I took one home and boned...

So I was up around noon and have a voicemail on my phone. Check my voicemail to hear…

“YOU’LL BE FUCKIN’ FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME, YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO”

And he just hung up.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

"Huge."

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

On flight now

Reading and on the laptop to Denver… exhausted. If anything happens in the next few days have Max or Bob or Herbie text me regarding Prince or Yu. :)

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

I know he's not with the team but he still is around!

He’s just an LSBer now… who is probably a Pirates fan…

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

him and tidentexas signed a lease together last week.....

wait what are you doing in the OT thread?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm on my flight

She’s reading next to me. Almost to Denver

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

He’s a good dude, he’ll end up somewhere awesome.

A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011

by benjihana on Jan 14, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

What happened?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll text you

but since I sleep all day now, I’m always late on the news

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 14, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

From the front page, Joe Nathan's quote
“I truly believe this is where [Fielder] wants to be,” Joe Nathan said during a question-and-answer session at Rangers Fan Fest. “I think with the Yu Darvish thing, they have been waiting around, hanging in there to see what happens. I just really think [Fielder] is going to be here.”

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

made me a panini with smoked gouda...

fuck your face it was good

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

foccacia or ciabatta.....sometimes french

brush a little olive oil on the tops before I PPPPRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I love paninis

but you may be obsessed…

"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"

by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM

by Suicide Prince on Jan 14, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

having one for dinner too.

I’ll be burnt out on them in a month…it’s how I roll…love me some overkill.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

oh brother.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

bout to take the kids to the park...

lots of visuals there…solid neighborhood amenity.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

<3 Baylor cheerleaders

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 14, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

The fuck you do.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

What?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 14, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

So typical of Nash to drive the entire length of the court with his head down

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 14, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

remember the day I set you free

I told you, you could always count on me, girl

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:28 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

All4One?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

really, till?

horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

where is scoop when I need him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'll be your scoop stand in.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

not if you think that was all 4 one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Boyz II Men

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

you know there was R&B before 1992, right?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

AL GREEN IS GOD.

And yes I’m well aware.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

al green is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Covered Let's Stay Together.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

the song I was singing was not al green

but yes. it was bad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Tammi Terrell was great.

It’s really too bad David Ruffin ever dated her.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 14, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

are you seeing what till is writing?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

they sang I can love you like that and I swear

after john michael montgomery

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 2:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought it was the other way around.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so

but now I am not sure

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 3:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

see, till?

real music

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 3:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Just got this text message from my dame...

“Everything is coming up Millhouse?”

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

And yet you chose to leave.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

did you dress up like a chick to go to TWU?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 14, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU KNOW WHERE I WENT.

That was the gender ratio when I was at ACU.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You're bringing a child into this world with a woman that doesn't understand Simpsons references.

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

ronswansondontevencare.jpg

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Aside from that...

I could never marry or bring a child into the world with a woman who is just like me. It’d be obnoxious.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

That child would have the worst opinions ever

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Or the fucking best.

He’s gonna lose his virginity to a fat chick.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

my wife and I are about as opposite as two organisms can be

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

^^True Story^^

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking fuck, Frank Caliendo.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

Let me guess

he picked the Cowboys to lose.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Why does that guy have a job?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I am surprised you don't like him

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 14, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

He'd prefer it if he was replaced by Rodney Carrington

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I want you to know

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 4:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

420

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 3:30 PM CST via Android app reply actions   1 recs

I broke mine not too long ago

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 3:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What's a bubbler for?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I like them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 3:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ANSWER MY QUESTION

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You didn't ask him, you asked me.

It’s an apparatus to help people ingest smoke, preferably marijuana.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh so it's a bong.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really.

Much, much smaller but still the same concept.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

this

like a pipe with water

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 3:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Pack to bowl, fatty...

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

sigh

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I was a fatty

its ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 3:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Downside to new laptop with bigger screen and 6 Gig video...

Civ V is now larger and super vivid. I just bombed a group of knights with my ship of the line. Rowan told me to stop hurting the horses.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not

This is literally the only game I own (unless you count a couple of iPad apps)

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

get the pen and move the hair from your head and move it down to your face

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Be a man.

It’s not hard.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd give you some of my beard hair that I'm shaving this week if I could

but alas I cannot.

So my only suggestion is to be manlier.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Aye...

I’m doing one handed push-ups as I type this.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

when were you in Madison?

yeah, in the Midwest every house had a “water softener”, you’d put these enzyme “pellets” into it every so often, and yeah, soaps and shampoos would JUST NOT rinse clean off of you …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Late '90s and early Aughts.

It’s a neat town, but my ardor for it was probably diminished by having spent the early ’90s in Austin, which has more of the things that interest me outside of schooll.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

ICO and Shadow of the Colossus come to PSN next week.

Nice.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

I have to go get chili stuff at the grocery store

but I don’t want to move.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

I've been on the go all day

And now I just want to sit, but I really need to clean.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

See in that situation, sitting would win for me.

It’s not really good… I love sitting too much

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Say what? I love sitting?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

me too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 4:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I say what the people are thinking

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I'm going to be out of town the next two days

and then the work week starts again.

So I really need to do dishes, clean the bathroom, vacuum and do about three loads of laundry.

Besides, the Cyclones started playing poorly when I started watching, so maybe it’s best if I leave the TV for the rest of the game …. except for a few glimpses of Fred.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Laundry... my bane.

I really don’t mind doing it, but the washers and dryers in my building suck, so I always go to the laundromat… but I have to a) borrow a car and b) motivate myself to block out 3 hours to go.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mind laundry ....

… until the fold it-put it away phase comes in. Not a fan of that. Where is Mary Poppins?

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that's a pain

Especially in the winter, when all my sweaters, coats, etc taking up closet and drawer room…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I have a really crappy, hand-me-down dresser

It basically just has my socks, underthings and summer pjs in it. That’s all that fits in it. My closet in my bedroom has my work clothes and some formal things. And the guest room closet is completely full of t-shirts. I may have a t-shirt problem.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

The laundromat near my old apartment was frequented by a guy who had OCD among other issues.

He’d use half the washers and all of the carts for a whole bunch of tiny loads. I think he went there every day.

by other_shoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I just got back.

Had to go to three different stores, and none of them had the right chips. Had to settle for some that I’m far less enthused about.

But I did buy a new beer to try.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Something called Andes

Looks like it’s in the Quilmes family of beers, but I’d never seen it, so maybe they just bought the distribution rights recently.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

i didnt see the pp goal

the avalanche scored, just saw as they were goin to commercial razor said the stars got hosed on the penalty. also saw ryder fuck up at the end when he had the net staring right at him

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

They are so consistently

inconsistent this year.
Very frustrating to watch sometimes.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Special teams are just killing us this year

It’s baffling to see how fucking terrible the powerplay is. It’s really frustrating to watch as a fan.
But am I going to be a fucking pessimist about this? No. I have hope that things will get better. But it is really frustrating

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 14, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Hasn't the powerplay been bad for a while?

I feel like the Stars usually have a below average power play.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm in the same boat

I’ve been in Indiana for the past 3.5 years, so…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I was never a huge hockey fan to begin with

Liked it, not loved. Coming to Indiana, no real motivation to follow (nobody else did until the blackhawks won and all the Chicago kids went out and bought jerseys) and it’s pretty much never just randomly on tv, so

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I love it

gets me through the baseball offseason.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Football, March Madness, baseball!

The circle of life

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Purdy much.

Though hockey has pretty much replaced football for me. I still follow the Cowboys, but not nearly as obsessively as I do the Rangers…not even close.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

They're my two favorite sports...

So I never have to worry about there not being anything going on. They run opposite each other so as soon as baseball is over, it’s hockey season. It’s why I didn’t care if football started up or not.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Theece

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Having MLB Network doesn't hurt either.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that power play

I no longer get excited when we go on one.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Huh?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

play on bullpenisamess

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 4:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I first saw it as

p pisa mess

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

nevermind...i can't read

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

"There are 351 days remaining until the end of the year (352 in leap years)."

352 is god damned right. I’m not getting screwed out of a birthday again this year

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 14, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

My neighbor has pheasants penned in his backyard

Is that legal?

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not aware of a federal law against it.

And have no knowledge of Iowa state laws or what municipality you are in.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I just think it's odd

In the summer, he has chickens back there. And at least one rooster. Pretty sure that’s not legal in the city limits, but he didn’t seem to get in trouble.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It was legal in the last two cities I lived in.

Before I knew that it was the sound of a rooster I though some kid was being abused until he screemed/howled.

by other_shoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I grew up in a very rural area

So I can identify livestock pretty easily … but it still surprises me when people have it in the city.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

My dad has a chicken in his back yard

While Ranger100 might think everyone in Fort Worth has barnyard animals in their back yard, that’s not actually the case.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe it is legal here

It was NOT legal in the last city I lived in.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it's illegal here

#Oklahoma

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 14, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

when I was little our neighbor had a dove coup and when I went over there he would rip their heads off right in front of me so he could eat them.

he scared the shit out of me.

I’ve got more, just getting warmed up, gang.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

dove coup, lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I really hate when someone says I need.to borrow your truck to move some stuff

they always want to borrow me too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Here's what I say to them...

“Want my truck? Take it, it’s yours. Want me to go along with it? Fuck to the no.”

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

he is my best friend. can't do it

but boy do I hate moving shit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 5:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

set some boundaries...

that’ll be $100.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

nah

I try to be a good friend.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 5:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

meh

we aren’t moving his house or anything. just taking some stuff to storage. you know, stuff you want to spend Sunday afternoon moving

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ok well that's not too bad.

I always hate helping…when you get there nothing as even been boxed up yet so it takes an entire day to actually get everything done.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Who schedules a television conference on the weekend of the Superbowl?

And how did I miss that it was Superbowl Sunday when I was booking my flight? Damn it.

by other_shoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

I'm sure you'll all be watching the Miss America pageant tonight

Right?

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

Miss 'Murica

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 14, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Already dun gon

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I keep seeing these "your turn" posts.

What LSB thing have I missed out on…again.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Dynasty league

We’re having our minor league draft in the fanposts.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Well shit

That sounds like fun.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Lots of Bold Flavors on that Cespedes pick.

I wouldn’t say a reach… but his ambiguous hit tool would terrify me.

At the same time… he could blow the fuck up and be very good.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Good grief, what an incredible day!!

Mid 60s….clear, blue sky…..got out and practiced hitting and throwing with my son….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions  

"practiced hitting and throwing with my son"

You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

He's 7 and hasn't played on a team yet so we've got a lot of work to do

but he’s got a good little arm….catching the ball seems to be the biggest obstacle right now…..we’ll get there….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol...catching the ball was my hangup when I was a kid, I was scared of it for some reason.

Dad and my older brother put me up against the wall with a glove and pelted me with baseballs till I started catching them. Sounds horrific, but it sure worked.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

for a while I turned the glove the wrong way

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 5:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah...he's had some bruises from the ball hitting him on the arm or leg....

As a result, I wasn’t throwing it to him hard enough and it would bounce right in front of him. We finally got one of those soft t-balls…..I’m not as scared to throw it to him now….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have children

but hearing things like this really make me consider it.

by lost in space on Jan 14, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely one of the reasons I'll regret not having em. Every man should be able to teach a kid

to ignore the cut-off man.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh....he's easily frustrated and he was getting upset because he wasn't hitting the ball every time....

I had to explain the whole “if Josh Hamilton bats 100 times, how many times to you think he actually hits the ball?”

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Dat 13% whiff rate.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Right!! Dang it, I knew I should have used Ian Kinsler as the example!!!!

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

me too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oldest started playing "Blast Ball" this past fall....it's pre-teeball.

it’s off the chain…straight-up jailbreak.

Awesome though.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

My oldest played soccer when she was 5 or 6....I actually coached the team (well, as much as you can coach 6 year olds)...

It was just a pack of kids chasing a ball…..

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to coaching as they get older.

I’ll probably do it when they’re 8 or so.

Not really looking forward to having to deal with some crazy sports parents though.

What age does that select stuff start? BACK IN MY DAY it didn’t start til HS…I know it’s much younger these days….

Seems like a huge racket and can lead to some burnout (amongst other stuff).

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

You can start select in elementary school.

I started in middle school and I always felt like I was years behind my eventual varsity teammates.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

One hockey game down. One more to go.

Wish the Stars had won though.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

What other one Yu watchin?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Texas Stars. Friend had two extra tickets so my sister and I are going.

AKA same group that went to the Dallas Stars game.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

That did look like a good healthy crowd for a Saturday.

Slashing dem prices has been a good thang.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it was a pretty good crowd.

And Mike Napoli was there so there’s that.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

oops

now you’re pregnant

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 5:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Time to hit the showers, head up to a friend's for Indian food

then pretend to be interested in the Broncos/Pats game.
At least I’ll have the Mavs game DVR’d up to come home to.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 14, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

Indian food........

Excellent choice……enjoy…..

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

just now in Austin a Mexican man was riding a horse on South Lamar

well, he was stopped on the sidewalk in front of a CVS/Office Depot with a bunch of people surrounding them . . . it wasn’t apparent why he was there on that horse

by Schoolly_D on Jan 14, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

I bet he was going to Maria's Tacos.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

he wasn't far from there

and the horse was pointed in that direction

by Schoolly_D on Jan 14, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Remember the guys that got busted for DWI

for drunkenly riding horses downtown a year or so ago? Good times. There was the whole debate about, “Can you really give someone riding a horse a DWI?”

by Melanie on Jan 14, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Those DWI videos they released of those two guys were high comedy.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I do remember that!

This guy didn’t seem drunk at all . . . he had the dignified bearing of a real cowboy

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes it better.

He’s holding on to a time past!

by Melanie on Jan 15, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

601

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 6:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

So some baseball talk in the OT

Any chance that Bryce Harper starts the season in AAA? Like… none, right?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

Stupid Mitchell Hall.

On weekends, they’ll have “Mitch’s Choice” for dinner. I recognize it as Monday’s pasta, Tuesday’s fish and fried rice, and Thursday’s chicken.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

So do we have an opinion of Tech N9ne around these parts?

I only recently became aware of him, and I’m really, really liking what I’m hearing.

by Arson55 on Jan 14, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

I like him and have since Anghellic

I think he panders to the Juggalo crowd sometimes and he always bloats his albums with tracks that should have been cut, but when he’s good, he’s rad.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

Here’s what’s on my iPhone.

The Industry Is Punks
Here Comes Tecca Nina
Slacker
Absolute Power
I’m A Playa
Am I A Psycho (Feat. B.O.B. And Hopsin)
Worldwide Choppers (Feat. Yelawolf, Twista, Busta Rhymes, D-Loc, Twisted Insane)
Fuck Food (Feat. Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Krizz Kaliko)
So Lonely (Feat. Blind Fury And Mackenzie O Guin)
If I Could (Feat. Stephen Carpenter And Chino Moreno)
Devil Boy
Tormented
Einstein Tech N9ne
This Ring
F.T.I.
Twisted
Riot Maker (Enjoy) (Ft. Skatterman, Snug Brim)
Bout Ta’ Bubble
Jellysickle (Ft. E-40)
The Beast
This Is Me (Goodbye)
Stress Relief

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I just realized I have nothing from KOD on there.

I should fix that. "Demons’ is rad.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Shipping Wars then Storage Wars...

milhouse.jpg

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:50 PM CST reply actions  

you shut your whore mouth

storage wars is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the people

what they find. I understand some of it is probably staged but it is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Just watch it...

If you like it you like it, if you don’t, no bigs.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

netflix

and it is ten dollars at target!!!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

give it a shot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will, till

please don’t call me names

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Noted...

Brandy needs to do some things naked.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I was kidding

call me whatever you want.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This is a gay statement...

A gaytement.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

call it what you want

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will watch it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

but I was burned on that storage wars Texas bullshit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

amd yes

we could have seen her naked

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She's my Storage Wars princess...

I refuse to believe she was a stripper.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

she was

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

NO

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

the internet does not lie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this does not count as the internet

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes, bet she's dirty.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's how I like em.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

This. Barry rules faces.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I haven't met one person who doesn't like Barry the best...

I mean Brandy is a close second but I prefer Barry’s comedy/old man weirdness. Brandy’s tits only go so far.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It's so true.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dave's a cocksucker...

Fuck him

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

yes he is

but darryl and his son are worse

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This isn't even close to true.

At least Darryl has some comedic value.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

no he does not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Darryl's level of stupid, if bottled and weaponized, would end the world as we know it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Dave's bullshit is exaggerated.

Like when he told Darryl that he would rather crawl over broken glass than help Darryl make money … even though it would have helped Dave, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeeeeeeeeeeeep.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

God that fucking hat...

I hate that stupid fucking hat he wears.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Jelly

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ol' Derl is goin' through a rough patch..

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Does it have a little to do with his tanktops?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well 2 hockey games in one day certainly was fun.

Just still wish the Stars had won. Tornadoes did at least 5-2.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

Frisco.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Does not compute...

When did the Tornado move to Frisco?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

x
returned to the Dr Pepper Arena in the Fall of 2010 under new ownership and will continue with the 2011-12 season.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Hm...

I wonder what they did with that spot in NRH

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Carrie Underwood or Sara Evans...

WHO YA GOT?!

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:20 PM CST reply actions  

I'm taking Sara Evans BTdubs

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Carrie Underwood

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Underwood.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I picked the best of both...

Sara

Carrie

You’d be amazed at how few body shots of Carrie are available.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Underwood

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 14, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Man...

I knew I’d be of the minority, but not one person agrees?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

No

The entire internet is against you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 14, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

What can I say bro?

I like chicks with long dark hair and tan skin…

/racist?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I do too but I think Underwood is just more attractive than Sara

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 14, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I did not

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 14, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Do we grade on a curve now?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

No...

But I bet Evans likes meat.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree.

But I’m not generally someone you want on your side in this argument.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

With you

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm undecided

I like em both

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Evans is better looking

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 6:28 AM CST up reply actions  

YES

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

but he asked who we preferred

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

SWOON

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

she hot

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 12:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nobody is disagreeing that she is hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I agree in most cases

not in this one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 12:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You are correct

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Underwood

Although she seems to be getting increasingly meh.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Actually, after a cursory glance of some recent stuff

I think I’d like to change my vote to Evans.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

bored

Wish I could knit a scarf

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 14, 2012 11:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Man, I had a hand-knit scarf that was amazingly soft and warm

And then I lost it… and I was no longer dating the girl who knit it for me so I can’t replace it. I was sad that day.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Look that shit up on esty.com

No, really.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 14, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

shit's expensive yo

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

How old was she who knit?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

At the time, 22 I think? A year older than me

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

21*

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Dont know if thats sexy or n

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's not.

He’s better off fuckin’ a fat chick.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

She's really not fat

I ran into her again tonight (not on purpose) and she’s really not bad at all. It’s just the whole ‘never been kissed’ thing that makes me nervous

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

just admit you are jot into her

it happens

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am going to

I just hope she takes it ok

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I bet she ends up being a tigresS

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We're not that rare

OK, so we are, but … it’s really not that big of a deal.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 15, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope

Not that counts.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 15, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not ashamed of it

I wrote about it a year ago, and it’s one of my most-read blog posts to date. Ha.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 15, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

kissing is overrated

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 15, 2012 1:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I can see why that might freak you out a little

But don’t let that be the only reason you reject her. If you’re truly not into her, so be it, but make sure it’s for legit reasons and not just because she doesn’t conform to social norms.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 15, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Miss my laptop sometimeszzz

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't know about sexy but it was awesome

I seriously think the scarf is the thing I regret most about us breaking up

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I lost my scarf one time

and I was devastated.

BUT THEN I FOUND IT AT WORK.

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Lucky

I lost mine in class and when I went back to the room it had vanished.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Whittle

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The only time I had probiotic yogurt or whatever

I slept an hour and a half because of indigestion. Never. again.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

She was born w/ a penis, no?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 14, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

S'what I hear.

But she was hot in True Lies

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Never done it ferme.

Trading Places was.close then I heard the penis bit & the probiatic spots put it all to bed.

She has man face

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You know what I like about Barry?

He never sells anything…He’s so baller he just keeps all the shit he gets.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:31 PM CST reply actions  

Yu*

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 14, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not true.

He sold that cymbal to the drummer guy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what I like about Barry?

He hardly sells the shit he gets. I think I remember him selling a cymbal to a guy once, but that’s it.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

he sold a stepper thing to a body builder on the beach

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

That was the most contrived piece of bullshit I’ve ever seen. He just happens up on a guy that owns a fucking gym. Yeah, right.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh come the fuck on...

The skeptic you are knows that a lot of this shit is staged.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course it is.

But that particular sequence bothered the hell out of me.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 14, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

he tried to sell it to a few people

STOP UPSETTING ME, AQUA

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 11:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, bad.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

OH FUCK RIGHT OFF, STORAGE WARS TEXAS

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 12:02 AM CST reply actions  

Wait, there's another StoWa?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it is horrible

like sstorage wars but every texan stereotype

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I tried to tell you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He never listens to you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Fucking sweet...

Eurotrip on HBO, you guys.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 12:05 AM CST reply actions  

watched naked gun tonight.

great parody

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 12:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I want to watch that show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 12:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I agree.

Recent trends though, have been cheaply made parodies that consist of haphazardly thrown-in pop-culture references.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 15, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions  

You look at something like Black Dynamite

and parodies can still be awesome.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 6:35 AM CST up reply actions  

black dynamite is an awesome movie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 3:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Impressive stompage, Mavs (I just finished watching it)

Glad they’ve gotten their shit together.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 15, 2012 12:06 AM CST reply actions  

Holy crap, 60 points?

That’s mighty impressive.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Sacramento reminded me of the '90s Mavs tonight.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm getting excited

I still don’t expect much in the playoffs

by matteo25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

out with someone who gets free shots on fry

Pray for my safety

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 15, 2012 12:09 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

I'll Tebow for you.

Wait, that might not be working right now.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 15, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Michelle Trachtenberg is stupid hot.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 12:34 AM CST reply actions  

She's tenfold hotter when she's talking, too

Because that voice totally isn’t what you’d expect from the packaging, and it’s sexy as hell.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2012 2:14 AM CST up reply actions  

She's still the annoying little shit in Buffy to me...

and probably always will be.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 6:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Colon Flow

Is being released to the general public

by matteo25 on Jan 15, 2012 2:16 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Today's movie lineup

Contagion
The Ides of March
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
The Guard

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 6:54 AM CST reply actions  

I'd heard Contagion was bleaker.

I think I would have preferred it if it was.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Ides of March

A thriller without any real thrills, a drama that’s more about exposition and less about character… it’s not incompetently made but it’s just kind of tepid and bland all around.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

can other people participate in this subthread?

anyway, valid criticisms of Ides of March, but man are Hoffman and Giamatti RELIABLE

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

I thought the acting was solid all around, there was just not a lot that hooked me.

I decided to with Fright Night as my 4th today instead of The Guard.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell me how you liked it.

It didn’t look very good but still peaked my interest.

by lost in space on Jan 15, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't bad.

Ferrell was a lot of fun in it… it’s not something I’d go out of my way to see but it was largely fine.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Wake up and entertain me, dammit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 7:47 AM CST reply actions  

no.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:58 AM CST up reply actions  

but I'm working... and stayed up late last night watching the fackin' Pats

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

x
JeffPassan Jeff Passan
Sources: Holdup between Yu Darvish and Rangers more on years than money. Darvish wants five to hit free agency earlier. Rangers want six.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 7:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm curious how it would go... I've been expecting the Rangers to give in...

But maybe thy won’t.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 7:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I am having trouble coming up with a solution off the top of my head

but I wonder if the team gets creative with that last year… maybe some kind of team option that becomes a player option if he meets certain criteria.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions  

It's so counter-intuitive.

If he performs well enough to earn the player option… we will want to keep him all the more.

My guess is that for 6 years the guaranteed money would have to be significant. Instead 5/55-ish, it’s 6/75ish or something like that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Part of my concern was them getting enough value in 5 years to offset the cost of the initial bid.

However, on 6/75, I’ve predicted that several times.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Knowing that, would you rather have the extra year or the lesser guarantee?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably the lesser guarantee.

Quite a bit of risk in guaranteeing an additional $20M to a pitcher regardless of age.

But I’d be fine with either.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree with you

I know Yu != Daisuke, but I still think there’s a little bit of extra risk associated with bringing a player over from Japan as to how well he will adapt and how his stuff will translate. As such, I would rather play it a little safer and run the risk of wanting to keep him and not being able to, rather than the reverse (especially considering some of the positional players we will have to begin replacing or extending over the next few years)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Mutual option?

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Craving a chicken fried steak....haven't had one in months.

And I want a big one, like one of those Texas-sized from Black Eyed Pea….the kind that when the server brings it to your table everyone goes, “My Lord.”

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:09 AM CST reply actions  

Go to Babe's Chicken and get theirs.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Trade me Monta

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Anderson?

I want more 3’s.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I have him 14 by my method.

It compares each stat to the weighted value of the average player in the league.

But still… quite good. I’m prepared to discuss offers assuming he keeps most of that value.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I've re-worked my models to punt FG% and A/TO

Anderson, DMC and Monta are all right in that wheel house.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

my models are infallible!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I HAVE PERFECT VISION AND DON'T WEAR NERD GLASSES, SON

But the matter of being a bit overweight, bad haircut and computers… well…

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I just love a chance to do the Conan nerd voice

I realize you could not hear it over the internet, but it was there.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I might...

there or The Ponder Steakhouse….(called something else nowadays)….but it’s on-time.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I used to love Black Eyed Pea.

I guess they closed down, I haven’t seen in one in a few years.

by lost in space on Jan 15, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

They still have a website.

It announces that they proudly sell Nolan Ryan beef.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Well then the can't be all that bad.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Not at all.

The fried green tomatoes on the appetizer page looked pretty nice too.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

There's one in Denton.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

do you get on it?

I still love that place.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

My household loves that place

But for some reason I personally rarely go, still good though

by Texas Jihad on Jan 15, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

yes.

the cornbread and rolls are le t’s.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

good eats was better

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ever been to MiMi's Cafe?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

most of them closed down years ago

there maybe one or two left

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i enjoyed that place too.

kind of like a lite cracker barrel

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I went to the Good Eats on Oaklawn about a year ago.

As far as I know it’s still open.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, that place was good.

I’m sensing a trend here.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I just spent too much time reading on wikipedia about some of the characters of The Lord of The Rings.

Now I want to watch the movies…and I only own the extended versions.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:14 AM CST reply actions  

.
MAP 6.2 2012/01/15 14:21:32 -60.797 -55.999 14.8 SOUTH SHETLAND ISLANDS
MAP 6.6 2012/01/15 13:40:18 -60.765 -55.858 10.0 SOUTH SHETLAND ISLANDS
MAP 6.6 2012/01/15 13:40:17 -60.793 -55.729 1.1 SOUTH SHETLAND ISLANDS

by octoberty on Jan 15, 2012 10:29 AM CST reply actions  

What does any of this mean?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably an earthquake

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Research confirms you are correct.

And multiple.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

That Saints/Niners game was the tits.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Gooooo Texans

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

from reddit

derek explains game 6:

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 15, 2012 10:46 AM CST reply actions  

does MLB test for the Jane?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

Only when you’re in the minor leagues.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Well then how'd Lincecum get busted?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought he got pulled over with some.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Good point.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

cops busted him

not MLB

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

And to be specific... only when you're not on the 40 man roster.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

That's right.

Good deal.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Every time I clean my bathroom...I'm like "Aight, I'm never gonna let it get this bad again..."

I always let it get this bad again.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:00 AM CST reply actions  

make your pregnant girlfriend do it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Cleaning solutions, bro.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

The Cowboys new LG.
ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports impending free agent LG Carl Nicks is “expected to leave” the Saints.

by octoberty on Jan 15, 2012 11:31 AM CST reply actions  

Make sure you use gloves.

There is some not nice stuff in that. Or at least there used to be.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

.
According to the Kansas City Star, Todd Haley believed his personal cellphone and “many rooms” at Chiefs headquarters were bugged during his tenure as coach.

http://www.kansascity.com/2012/01/14/3371495/arrowhead-anxiety-turnover-off.html

by octoberty on Jan 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

No

Ham Fighters.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 15, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

The team name is Fighters.

Nippon Ham is the meat packing company that owns them.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

This

They are the Ham Fighters in my world.
Do not attempt to tell me otherwise.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I was so disappointed when I learned the truth

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a "Santa isn't real" moment for me.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Then wouldn't Arsenal really be Gunners?

Note: football clubs/nicknames confuse me, I could easily be wrong

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Kaizer Chiefs

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Simpsons Did It of the Day: A sharp Redditor named Joelsaurus noticed that the third-quarter score of the New England-Denver game in the third season Simpsons episode "Lisa the Greek" was eerily identical to the third-quarter score from last night’s Patriots-Broncos game for a good three minutes and 14 seconds until Tom Brady scored another touchdown.

The final score as it appears in The Simpsons (55-10) is only 10 points off the real-world score (45-10).

Redditor initials_games notes that the same episode also correctly predicted that New England would score first (but was off the scoring time by a minute), and that there would be a fumble in the third quarter (but got the fumbling team wrong).

If the episode is correct, the next time Miami plays Cincinnati, Miami will win 24 to 10.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

/REDDIT

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 15, 2012 2:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

4 and 26

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, I sent you a trade.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll check it out

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

finally decided on a "contest prize" :: when you're getting a bad beat-down on LSB

I’ll jump in on your side for no apparent reason, and use the prize redemption phrase "Des Plaines"

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

tired of partying

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 15, 2012 1:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

succexy

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 15, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Gotta stop being a drunkard

To get the kind of girls I like

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 15, 2012 2:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Imogen Poots is really cute.

Despite the most unattractive name.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

Poots... couldn't do it.

I’d be laughing too hard all of the time.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Somehow you could work your way into it.

I’d imagine.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Let me rephrase

I could certainly do it, but I think I’d be laughing so much she’d have none of it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Not big enough

/colonialbob

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Too willing to hold hands before marriage

/Schultzy

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously, WWF?

Thorp (archaic, meaning village) is a word, but taze is not?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

I ran into that a few days ago.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder what shitty dictionary they're using.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

my nephew's voice changed last year

talked to him over the holidays, he sounded EXACTLY like me, it was freaky . . . anyone got this “same voices w/i families” phenomenon?

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

shut up, Russ.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

my brother

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

soft taco Sunday, bitches.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

had one for lunch.

I’m doing about one every 2.5-3 days…not so bad.

They’re just so damn good.

Next one is going to be a grilled muenster/bacon/tomato on focaccia.

Hear muenster makes a mean grilled cheese.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

that sounds DE-LICIOUS

muenster’s a good grillin’ cheese . . . you mentioned gouda, good choice . . . havarti, jarlsberg, oh man

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Brother's bar is finally having their Christmas party tonight

I picked a good time to visit.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 15, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

My brother would love that

He loves that show

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 15, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

since there was KNITTING talk above in this thread ...

… when I did my Seattle road trip in 2010, they had a big knitters meetup/promo @ Safeco, and DEBBIE BLISS threw out the first pitch. I didn’t know at the time, but I guess she’s the Martha Stewart of knitting …

Debbie Bliss (left), Safeco Field, Seattle, August 5 2010

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryin, your friend is the one opening Oak St Drafthouse, correct?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

Yes.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

When does he plan on opening?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Projected to open March 1.

I’m donating my “Denton Monopoly” game.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha nice.

Could you give me his contact info? Preferably email.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

sure.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Linden Street fool.

He’s also opening this one in Austin on 7th.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Silo-on-7th/256389797726970

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that. I'm intrigued.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

my bad, I was referring to the classic original Monopoly board

and inferring that your domicile was located on the very first (least expensive) residential lot

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Poop....well played.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm jacked....

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Oak-St-Drafthouse/194872583926791

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

to what?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

oh...pft...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

well that is not nice

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 7:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What does that mean?

Are you embarrassed of me?

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

No, more the opposite.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

mayhaps

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 15, 2012 7:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

sure.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

he's been living in france for too long.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Aren't they remaking that?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

with Jonah Hill

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 7:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he's done that shit forever...annoys me to no end.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

What about Madonna?

Her’s is more annoying.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

and she's fucking ugly Scoop.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

she was ok looking in a league of their own, though

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

All The Way Mae

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Still looks good tonite.

But she is the most pretentious person of all time.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

ASTERISK :: yay return of Southland, Justified, Archer
  • but not Lucy Liu as new Southland cop … I love the show so I’ll give her a chance to not suck …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

Not bad, Andie McDowell's daughter.

Not bad at all.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

The Hour was reeeaaallly good.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

what am i listening to right now?

butch walker & the black widows – summer of ’89 (directed by seymour cassel)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 15, 2012 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

http://www.internet.com

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a sheer side shot of Upton.

Not naked, nice but not that big a deal.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

control yourself.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, those are some great nominees in that category.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

I agree.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Award shows suck

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

I'm watching for one reason then I'm out.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

nope.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

DIE.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Qué

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 15, 2012 7:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

More specifically this.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

moe specifically?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 15, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

gotcha

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 15, 2012 7:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

In protest you should trade me Stephen Jackson

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I completely forgot to look

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol.

Well go look. Fantasy basketball is serious business.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I will be honest

I have no idea

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha.

Well… i figured they were guys you didn’t care too much about.

I’m specifically targeting certain stats at the expense of others. A/TO and FG% are what I’m punting and Ty Lawson is good at both of those things. Lawson has been a top 15 player so far this year and I don’t see him falling. So while he’s valuable, he doesn’t align to what I’m trying to form my team as.

Billups and Jackson are both strong guys at stuff that ISN’T A/TO and FG% compared to others who play their position.

Tyrus has had a slow start because of an ankle injury to start the season. But he’s a decent rebounder and gets blocks.

Lawson is the best player in the deal and Thomas helps you in some areas you are weak.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I understand that Lawson has been very good but I'm not sure if the deal improves my team that much

I picked a bad group of people to play fantasy basketball with for the first time.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Here are the stats with them so far:

Schultzy:

PTS/G	3/G	REB/G	OR/G	STL/G	BLK/G	FG%	FT%	FT/G	A/TO
31.5	3.9	5.4	0.9	2.1	0.5	0.381	0.910	9.7	1.20

Matchst1ck:

PTS/G	3/G	REB/G	OR/G	STL/G	BLK/G	FG%	FT%	FT/G	A/TO
24.9	0.7	7.5	1.2	2.1	1.6	0.475	0.814	6.9	1.87

So you’re giving up points, 3’s, FT% and FTs for rebounds, offensive rebounds, blocks, FG% and A/TO.

Reounds, offensive rebounds and blocks are your weakest areas and you have a surplus on points, FT’s and FT%.

The upshot on this for you is that I’m selling low on Tyrus Thomas. His numbers will improve closer to last year’s, likely better considering his minutes: http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/t/thomaty01.html#per_game::none

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Schultzy, here's with Dudley and Barnes

What you gave up (including C.J. Miles)

PTS/G	3/G	REB/G	OR/G	STL/G	BLK/G	FG%	FT%	FT/G	A/TO
39.0	4.6	7.5	1.4	3.0	0.8	0.373	0.877	11.4	1.13

What you got

PTS/G	3/G	REB/G	OR/G	STL/G	BLK/G	FG%	FT%	FT/G	A/TO
36.9	2.1	12.4	3.0	3.4	1.4	0.495	0.843	7.9	2.01

You lost a bit of points, a good amount of 3’s for rebounds, offensive rebounts and a bit more steals and blocks. A MASSIVE FG% improvement and marginal FT% loss. Significant loss of FT but a big jump in A/TO.

Yes you got better.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool thank you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Lawson + Tyrus for Billups plus Stephen Jackson

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Problem with that is the risk with Tyrus.

I’d probably try to get some insurance or reconfigure it, Schultzy. Lawson is a good get tho.

by sprite on Jan 15, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Who are you flipping Amir to?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You're going to get Jennings back.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Schultzy you can have Matt Barnes too

Lawson is already a very nice piece and while there is risk with Tyrus there’s not much more I don’t want to crazy over pay.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Did I do something stupid?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

He hates Matt Barnes.

Barnes + Dudley > Tyrus Thomas

Different type of value… but Dudley’s a nice player and Barnes gives a lot of different stats.

You improved what you got from my original offer.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Does this make my team better?

And be honest.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

much better

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

One sec. I'll show you the stat difference.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like Dudley and Barnes is waiver wire material

would’ve preferred the upside with Tyrus instead of either of them. Or attempted to get one of them as the insurance for Tyrus.

by sprite on Jan 15, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

For the record he countered with it.

And it’s not a bad deal Schultzy. It really isn’t.

Billups is good by Lawson is better… and if you weight all stats equally, Dudley is about the same value as Stephen Jackson because of Jackson’s drawbacks that I’m ignoring.

Barnes is better than C.J. Miles.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not a better deal than

Tyrus/Dudley/Lawson which you probably would’ve done.

by sprite on Jan 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

No... I like Dudley.

I’d have held onto Tyrus and tried to flip him for someone else.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Sideshow Bob is doing 11 boards a game.

Even if he regresses he’s still one of the top rebounders in the league and doesn’t fuck the dog in other categories. He rarely gets to the line so his meh FT% doesn’t hurt your team with misses and he doesn’t turn the ball over a ton like a lot of big men.

Lawson is playing like one of the top guys in the league.

I like Billups and Stephen Jackson because they fit with my scheme… but I’m not going to pay like they are super stars.

If you want Varejao and Billumps we can start building deals that include Amare.

Or if you want we can just talk about Stephen Jackson and take Ty Lawson off the table.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Homeland? Yeah.

http://www.sidereel.com/homeland

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

is that where you streamed THE HOUR?

I’m a little new/tentative about torrents and the like

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Yaaaaaaaaay.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

homeland!

and kelsey grammer!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

oh jimmy

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

Ok. Back to The Italian Job.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions  

So kind of delayed... but Kate Winslet.

I really like her.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

Psycho.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 15, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Why am I a psycho?

:(

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

She seems like she’d be kind of crazy in bed.

That’s a good thing.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That could be a plus.

But with crazy, artsy chicks, you might get a little too crazy and either end up tied to a bed for three days, or have burnt candle wax all over your balls.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 15, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Pulling from experience?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I gotta friend...

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 15, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

As our resident artsy chick

is this some kind of confession?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

whats wrong with any of that?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah! whatever and

right

"So where's this naked picture I've been hearing so much about?" - AceJC, 1/15/12

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

is this where my new shit show up?

"So where's this naked picture I've been hearing so much about?" - AceJC, 1/15/12

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Elliott Smith isn't dead

He’s married to Nicole Kidman

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

EGOT

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Elton is PISSED

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

SUNDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING

GET A LITTLE ACTION IN !!!

"So where's this naked picture I've been hearing so much about?" - AceJC, 1/15/12

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Get these skinny girls off my TV

or give them a sammich or two.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

and McNutty

where’s Bubs?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

The Ides of March was so meh.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

And Gosling deserved a nom, just for Drive.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

Panorama

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Now

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 15, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

NOW PANORAMA

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

seth rogan just won the golden globes

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

Genius

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Peter better win, fool.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

WOO!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

People of Denton

Can someone splain to me how 35 Denton works? Is it like SXSW? Do I need a wristband or can I bounce around and pay covers?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

You do need a wristband.

Right now only 4-day wristbands are available. 1-day wristbands will be available later, usually after the schedule is announced. You can try to pay a cover to get in to each venue but people with wristbands get first priority and usually later in the night places meet capacity.

So go ahead and buy a wristband.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Also they usually jack up covers during 35 so it'll be cheaper to just buy a freakin wristband.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

We’re going to be in town for a wedding (Saturday) and will probably only do Friday & Sunday

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

OH! And if they do again what they did last year, the main stages are wristband only.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

AHHH that song in Puss in Boots!

<3 Rodrigo y Gabriela

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

50/50

Is that good?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

I thought it was.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

didnt think that was out yet.

gonna download it and watch it tonight

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Nicole Kidman still looks good

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:23 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Better than she's looked in a while.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

you have weird eyebrows

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

his eyebrows are perfect, you leave him alone!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

then why are you embarrassed to go places with him?

it must be the eyebrows

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's quite the opposite.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

doesn't appear so

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he is embarrassed of your eyebrows, scoop

just afraid to say it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you've never seen my eyebrows, huh?

everytime I go to get my hair cut the first thing my guy does is trim my eyebrows.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to trim mine

it sucks being a manly man

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If I tried to do it I'd end up with no eyebrows

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't mean I do it

my gf does it

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah....

but I’m scared.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

it's YOU I'm embarrassed of.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

well now you are just being hurtful

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

why?

the pot smokin?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I was rooting for the Descendants

JIM RASH!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

Evan Rachel Wood.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

who is her friend?

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nikki Reed.

(She’s now a vampire in the Twilight Movies.)

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"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Also...the movie Thirteen, where this picture is from, is based on true events from Nikki's life.

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"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

she looks familiar but I have not seen either of those movies

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

please go away, drew barrymore

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

GO A SEPARATION!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

Although I'll be happy with The Skin I Live In

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOOOOO

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Claire Danes

Even though she won’t take off her top, despite the show being on Showtime.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

she could stand to eat some things.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

..


…………

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

New trade.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Another win for Homeland. Yaaaaay!

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by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

homeland is gonna clean up tonight

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

i said the same thing

looked old

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He is old.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

jesus. i knew he was old, but damn 74?

kinda catching up with him i guess

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

he is pretty old

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He's greatness.

The opposite of Hollywood pretentiousness.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

love him

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

But he looks really old now .

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Hugh Dancy. Swooooooon.

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"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

Damien Lewis is married to Narcissa Malfoy?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:38 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

heh, only words I understood were "is married to"

/Time2Quit!

"So where's this naked picture I've been hearing so much about?" - AceJC, 1/15/12

by Schoolly_D on Jan 15, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

actor married to harry potter character

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She got some titties.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

HELLO.

Wow.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

kablamo!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

You would, right?

I mean, of course.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

ive moaterboated my computer screen like 9 times since he posted that

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

That is probably the best picture of her I've ever seen.

The others are … well they make it more of a question.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

that is also the youngest looking I have ever seen

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well at least we know LSJ won't be adding this to his spankbank.

Almost no discernible forehead and her breasts are way too large.

Oh, and she’s not illegal in every state except Oklahoma.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I just realized she was on life with him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I really liked that show

but, yeah, she is hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I never expected it to last, but I liked it a lot.

That show would be in season 5 if it had been developed for USA.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

there was a petition for USA to pick it up

they should have

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeeeeeeup.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Damien Lewis is such a freaking badass.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

indeed

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

x
chuckgreenberg Chuck Greenberg
Madonna’s faux British accent makes it sound like she’s the one imported from Detroit #GoldenGlobe

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"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

I really hated Bridesmaids.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

I am fucking tired of Wiig

and I didn’t find her funny in it at all.

McCarthy had some moments, and I liked the Irish guy, but that was it throughout the whole 2 fucking hours.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm rooting for LeBlanc here.

He was rad in Episodes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

look at you

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Everything I like is winning

It’s helping make this show tolerable.

That, and the tits.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Possibly

It’s only six episodes, so it was a really quick watch, but so funny.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

And yet, they cancelled Hung.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

that is a ridiculous hat, Thomas Jane

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

So...is Gene Hackman okay?

Love that guy.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

Google tells me he is okay after being struck by a car whilst riding his bike.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I read a few years ago...

He’s retired without officially being… basically on record that it would take the part of a lifetime kind of thing for him to come back.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

he's the man

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

and I think it was welcome to.mooseport

he needs to correct that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was rooting for Bejo

Largely from OSS 117, though. She was awesome in that.

And she’s really hot.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Herbie's the reason I watched The Help.

And he got to keep his man card.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

It's on my HD

although I’m not eager to watch it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

the descendants is supposed to be crazy good.

like one of clooney’s best, good.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

I did not realize beau bridges still made things

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:55 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

he seems pretty close to it

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

seems that way

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Golden Globings

and talking about girls with big boobs.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

game day threading the golden globes

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

morgan freeman is not amused

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

I want Morgan Freeman to be my friend

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

or Dad

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Shawshank.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

There are soo many good ones, though.

Shawshank is my favorite, but I also like Unforgiven and Glory.

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

And so so many of his not-that-great films are stop downs for me if I pass by them on TNT

Robin Hood, Kiss the Girls, Deep Impact, Along Came a Spider…

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

SHAWSHANK

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

But Glory is a close second.

I love that movie.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never seen Glory

Because every Ed Zwick movie I’ve seen makes me think he’s a hacky hack hack so I never sought out his other shit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

you need to stop typing and go watch glory right now

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

This

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

You really NEED to see Glory.

Matthew Broderick and Cary Elwes are great in it too.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Cary Elwes.....

One of the more underrated actors around?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh and Denzel Washington is great.

Who am I kidding? The acting overall in the film, A+.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Denzel owns it.

The lashing scene is as powerful as it gets.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

fantastic movie

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

glory

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

shawshank

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Shawshank Redemption.

A guy here has already singled me out for Recognition for saying this was my favorite movie.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 15, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Glory > Shawshank

But not by a whole lot. Like saying Manning > Brady or vice-versa

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Shawshank

Every time I’m flipping through the channels & see it’s on, I have to watch it. Hugely rewatchable

by drizzle on Jan 15, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably Shawshank but

Seven needs some love, too

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Best movie or performance?

If it’s performance, I’d give at least and honorable mention to Street Smart, in which he’s the best thing by a good bit.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

better than Chris Reeves?.....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Reeves never did it for me, probably because he was in the shadow of Superman,

but I should watch Street Smart again since some of what made Freeman stand out was seeing Easy Reader as a pimp.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I never considered him a good actor...actually I don't think I've ever seen CR in a movie other than Superman.

s0….

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

BTO: I don't like Seven.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

pitt overacting

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOX?!?!?!?!?!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

WHATS IN THE BOX

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

To me, it was more that the creepy stuff wasn't enough to make the movie work

the rest of it felt like a warmed over episode of Law and Order.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Your film opinions...

…they make no sense to me.

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by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I am a riddle in an enigma in a vest.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

ever since i was a young boy...people have enjoyed the sound of my voice

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

March of the Penguins made me cry like a baby.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

So be honest, LSB peeps

who here would not still do Helen Mirren?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

The answer is ALL OF YOU.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

sure would

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yesindeedee

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by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Famous chicks like that have a greater margin for error.

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by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

booooo "Sherlock" s2

cliffhangers are bad. Don’t do that.

by DShep on Jan 15, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

In a way.

Actually, it wasn’t even really a cliffhanger. They reveal what the end result is.. they just don’t give you any of the explanation so you have to guess what really happened. For a year. Or two.

Not nice.

by DShep on Jan 15, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Trade go through tonight?

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by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

what's that cat up to?

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

How is Liam not beating TnT?

Didn’t every member of TnT’s team die in a plane crash?

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by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

dont remind me

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

He's Poppins.

I learned that trying to play matchups is pointless this week. Both Asik and Rudy gave me nothing. 0’s all across the board.

by sprite on Jan 15, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Rubio and rings

IamaGM IamaGM.com
Mavericks players to receive championship rings during January 25th game against Timberwolves dlvr.it/15MxSP

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

LSB needs to go to this.

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by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

90. damn

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

huntsman dropping out

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

All 10?

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

He's going to endorse him.

Darkhorse for a Veep candidate.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be a Clinton-Gore type ticket.

I don’t think it is necessarily a bad idea, especially given the Palin experience, but I’m expecting that Romney will run with someone who is supposed to get other Republican constituencies excited.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Right, it will probably be someone far right of him (particularly socially) to solidify the base.

He needs someone Southern, too, to balance the ticket.

Enter Rubio.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

gonna watch moneyball after this

hope it is good

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:12 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I am watching it now

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to see this so badly.

I can almost guarantee I’m going to love it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

me too

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

The Artist.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

is it B&W?

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

and silent

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And Silent

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It's gonna be really good.

My friend is driving an hour to the nearest theater just to see it.

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

angelina looking scary slim

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, that's kind of gross.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

she looks really really bad.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if it is for a movie or something

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it made her head look huge

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She looks awful.

Her dress is also an abomination.

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

She looks really bad......

Never really been a fan of hers, though….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

makes me miss her gia days

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

holy jesus

she needs to lay off the coke

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

who?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

angelina jolie

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did Martin Scorsese use Joe Maddon's bottle of hair coloring for his eyebrows?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

Yup...it was a delay....

Not sure what he said….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

"I can't understand a fucking word they say"

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

they just drop his audio?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

Rally Salma!!!!

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

Did Gervais's f-bomb get censored there?

My wife was like “Holy shit, he just said fuck”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

KimPossible

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

me either

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

eiyiyiyiyiyiyi

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

Salma's boobs...

me gusta.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

Hmm... new billion dollar idea.

Cast Salma and Sofia in one movie.
Lesbian scene.
PROFIT.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

you could literally name your price

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You shut your fucking whore mouth.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

He's on record as not liking boobs

and should be shunned and gifsploded at for such.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Look Mila and Natalie are hot

but Sofia and Salma have out of this world racks.

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I agree here

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Her and Sofia Vergara on the same stage.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

they need to get her to do a cameo on modern family

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I need a picture of this.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Amazing.

They need to send her into war zones so she can say “hey guys, why are you fighting? Wouldn’t you rather just look at my tits?”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I think this is while she was breast feeding....

where’s a pic of her sans baby nectar?

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

but I'll keep staring at this til someone posts another

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd take just her over Mila Kunis AND Natalie Portman.

Fuck all y’all.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

NP does nothing for lil' ryno

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

If you had them all naked in front of you you would change your mind.

With clothes and make up she’s still fine… but she’s old.

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by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

x

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you!

I’ve been looking for this pic forever

by Parker20 on Jan 16, 2012 2:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd take Penelope Cruz

over Vergara and Hayek.

Just throwing more variables in there.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 15, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

you crazy

Mila Kunis is incredible

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

mmmm

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

did the anouncer dude just chuckle

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:18 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

he did it twice

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

War Horse was such a smelly butt

and Michelle Pfieffer looks weird now. Don’t know what plastic surgery she had, but it’s offputting.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

not as bad as Meg Ryan's....

can’t even look at her anymore.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Such a shame....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

plastic surgery ruined her career

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that and her being a whore

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

whats this about

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

cheated on Dennis Quaid with Russell Crowe

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wonder if Randy Quaid had anything to do with it?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

snap. didnt know that

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone alert Batman

The Joker’s loose.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

dammit...she was so adorable

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

she even tried to go back to that haircut

such a shame

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She took the whole "duck face" thing a little too far.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

JESSICA BIEL

WHY ARE YOU COVERING YOURSELF UP?

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

Mark Wahlberg doesn't want to be there.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

not one bit.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

the OG dirk.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Dujardin is like the most obviously French dude ever

and he is awesome for being so.

Seriously, people who aren’t subtitle-opposed.

Go watch the OSS films, they’re hilarious. Same stars and director as The Artist.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

why were they saying sublime like that?

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

They think they fancy.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

they should not do that

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Colin Firth. Also swoooooooooon. <3

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

yeah, he's a handsome fella.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

who is rob delaney?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

comedian

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i know, but from what?

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

here

http://imdb.com/name/nm3008739/

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

thanks, Friend.

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

no problemo

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by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that only confused me more...is he a standup guy?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

tell me more

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I only know of him because of Doug loves movies

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

trying to figure out why I'm following him.....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

meh, I'll just google him.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

she really is

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...that was odd...I thought she was a man at first...

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

David Bowie.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear she's quite the diva.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

i dont doubt it for a second

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

heh...

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

DP you're up.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

music'd

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

They've done it to several people tonight.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok....enough already....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

Shut up, Meryl.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

That dog is awesome.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

Possibly

it’s largely had the momentum since Cannes, and nothing’s really come out and knocked it off it’s front-runner position.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I am really liking Moneyball

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 9:43 PM CST reply actions  

I swear, if it weren't for the T&A...........

These award shows are a beating of snobbery.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2012 9:43 PM CST reply actions  

golden globes is about as much as i can handle

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x
Golden Globes: In his acceptance speech, actor Peter Dinklage, who won Best Supporting Actor for Game of Thrones, referenced a man named Martin Henderson, asking the audience and viewers at home to Google him.

Henderson made headlines this week for being the victim of an assault that has left him partially paralyzed.

The 37-year-old dwarf actor, who is best remember for his role as a Goblin in two of the Harry Potter films, was standing outside the White Horse pub in Wincanton, Somerset, when he was suddenly picked up by an unknown assailant and thrown across the pavement.

Henderson believes the man who attacked him may have been inspired by English rugby player Mike Tindall, who is said to have been a spectator at a "dwarf tossing contest" in a New Zealand bar last year.

"It all happened so quickly – I think he was with a group of mates and they thought it would be a laugh," Henderson said. "I guess I was an easy target and the only reason I was picked on was because I am small."

He suffered multiple injuries, and has been told by doctors he may be permanently bound to a wheelchair.

The attacker, meanwhile, remains on the loose. He is described by police as 5’8" with a slim build and dark. He was last seen wearing a hooded top and baseball cap.

In addition to justice, Henderson hopes to receive an apology from Tindall and the rest of Team England. "The whole [England] team should be made to apologise for what they have done," he said. "I think until someone steps out and says ‘this is not acceptable’, all dwarfs are under threat."

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 15, 2012 9:43 PM CST reply actions  

thats terrible

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF?

That guy sounds like an abomination.

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

people suck

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

awful

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That motherfucker.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhhh...Debra Messing.....

Too bad she’s on that show that I won’t be watching…

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions  

why do you hate gay people?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

heh....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

...
@peoplemag: From our Golden Globes spies: Mila Kunis at bar, ordering shots of vodka and tequila for herself and Gerard Butler.

by octoberty on Jan 15, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

eww

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 9:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So jelly

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

on the prowl

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Get her, Gerard.

Bet that guy throws down the poon.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

well hey

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

Speaking of Harrison Ford....

Indiana Jones and the Last Crucade starts in 5 minutes….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 15, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

gonna give that 50/50 movie a shot

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

USA

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 10:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am going to watch this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this is pretty funny

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes, but Comedy Central is ruining the flow with a crapload of commercials

I guess they’ve gone with more frequent, shorter commercial breaks to combat channel surfing & DVR timeshifting

by drizzle on Jan 15, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 10:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Have I given Ty enough upside to consider?

Probably not.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

How about just one?

Gallo is on the table.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Gallo for DMC straight up.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Averaging 2+ 3's in his last 7 games.

I love him too.

But the lure of DMC is strong.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Nevermind.

I’ve talked myself out of it. Want to see where Gallo takes it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I know if I trade Gallo to him...

The first thing that will happen is DMC punches someone and is suspended for 10 games.

Then he’ll flip him to you or BG for something ridiculous.

Like Jason Terry and Kendrick Perkins… ;)

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol. That was quick.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

1500

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 10:37 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I don't like this

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryin used to do this at 100.

LSB posting has exploded.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I forget how to get past this part of DA

and it’s annoying me.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 15, 2012 10:46 PM CST reply actions  

The fuck did I miss?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

When?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

When Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek were on stage together.

A lot of other stuff happened but this is the one that sticks out in my mind.

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

awards show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 10:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What award show?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

golden globes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What channel?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

over, dude

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh dammit

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 15, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Donald Hopkins to U of H

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 15, 2012 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to vehemently disagree with Baylor's staff on this one and say we should have made room.

I don’t understand turning a kid like that away.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 15, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Rice A Roni's Spanish rice is nuts on your fucking chin

so good.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

nuts on your chin is good?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We really cleaned up at the baby shower...

Had my first 4Loko, that shit will fuck you up big time.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:06 PM CST reply actions  

I was supposed to go to a baby shower today

I decided not to

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well I wasn't really there...

We had it at my sister’s place and when the “awhowcutes” got there all the men went upstairs and got twisted and watched football. Lotsa hotties there though.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

that was what was supposed to happen at this one

I still didn’t want to go

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This was leftover from like two years ago...

Before the FDA made them switch up the formula.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

what was the old formula?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

cuz u drank a 4- Loco at your baby shower

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'd do it again.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

we served booze at our first born's 1st bday

didn’t drink though

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

first bday is usually for the parents

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

True story...

I have yet to convince her that it’s not worth having a birthday party for him until he’s at least 4.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

naw...3 yrs is an awesome age, he'll flip his lid.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lies

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know this this has been beaten to death...

Buried, beaten again and buried once more but I’m rewatching Arrested Development again and it is brilliant. I do a really shitty Tobias but my wife thinks it is spot on and it creeps her out so bad. That makes me happy.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 15, 2012 11:23 PM CST reply actions  

never even seen it

begin the Netflix marathon as soon as I’m done w/ Da Office

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you are so hood

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

preach it, Master

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

banks open tomorrow?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 15, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You have to check it out.

Give it a few episodes however. It’s funny from the get go but gets really good once the characters develop. Tobias stars slow but becomes the highlight of the show.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 15, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a friend, believe it or not, but anyway he gave me all the DVDs of AD.

Haven’t watched an episode yet. And, me and Jason Bateman are friends.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not believe this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

any of it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

how do you.know Jason Bateman

don’t lie to me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

When they were filming that Necessary Roughness movie in Denton.

My freshman year at UNT, he would go to the same bar as us to watch Kings hockey on satellite. Anyways, good dude, bought rounds and invited us out to filming one day.

I also ate next to Kathy Ireland in Chili’s during this time. We didn’t develop a friendship.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 16, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

well aren't I an asshole

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it's true

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

agreed

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 16, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

rude

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Meh...

If I thought you thought I meant it…I’d give a damn

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 16, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Small doses. Just like Alex should have stuck to with the uppers.

But, Justine did the trick for me. Even in that POS Men Behaving Badly. I think it has a lot to do with her voice.

by other_shoe on Jan 16, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Odd, but not in a bad way for me.

She also looked like the girl with the best body in my high school.

by other_shoe on Jan 16, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha. De gustibus.

I have to run for now because I’ve apparently been neglecting my domestic situation.

by other_shoe on Jan 16, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

It definitely is.

They’re both at or near the top of their respective genres for me.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 15, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not either

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

really into sci-fi

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh got it.

I was confused by the change from past to present tense in the response. I probably need to go to bed. Damn you Mr King for giving me a day off and giving me an excuse to drink on a Sunday! Thanks for everything else however.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 15, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

it is ok

I just took a couple of shots so I may not make sense after this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the newest star trek movie is the only time I have been interested in star trek

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Love me some Firefly.

“Malcolm” is still in the running for baby names should we be so blessed.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

So is there enough people to get a insomniac theater thread going?

I admit that I’m only good for about another hour and a half but this thread is too fucking big.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:29 PM CST reply actions  

probably not

this thread is fine

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

50/50 was good

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 11:40 PM CST reply actions  

I want to see this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

its not really a comedy.

just a good good movie. and im a pretty solid Gordon-Levitt fan right now.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I have always liked levitt but he has made some solid movies lately

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

500 days of summer is one of my favorite movies - all time.

from the screenplay to the acting to the production to the soundtrack. i love everything about that movie.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought that movie was fantastic

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What is it?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Adam is a 27 year old writer of radio programs and is diagnosed with a rare form of spinal cancer. With the help of his best friend, his mother, and a young therapist at the cancer center, Adam learns what and who the most important things in his life are.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha...

Did you figure out what y’all are gonna do about the apartment?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

bropartment has been green-lighted.

herbie feels confident he can find somethings around here and has enough connections and other things to where he can make it be close or better to what he had with the rangers and then reassess the sports job market throughout the year.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Good deal, Bro Namath

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I think my neighbor is on to me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:41 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

if this means green

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If you think the neighbor is on to you..

That means you’ve had just enough. At least that was the case for me in my younger days.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 15, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

I could and have done worse

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have never put it in THE freezer

hmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't understand any of this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this may be true

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

probably not many

I just don’t know who is.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the police are more than likely not going to kick in my door for a dub

I don’t take it places

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You know what sucks?

When your hair is in between “short enough” and “in need of a cut”

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:47 PM CST reply actions  

I corrected this by getting a haircut every two weeks

I used to get it ever month

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i just get it when i look in the mirror and say "shit i need a haircut".

then, i wait like another 2 weeks because im a lazy ass.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate haircuts.

But I have to get them.

by mizzou918 on Jan 15, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I used to go at least 6 weeks between haircuts...

That way when you get one everybody goes “hey did you get a haircut?”

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 15, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't go that long

after about 3 weeks, my hair starts curling. looks ridiculous

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm well past in need of a cut

and managed to procrastinate long enough so that I’ll start classes looking like a damned, dirty hippie.

by other_shoe on Jan 15, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I accepted the inevitable

And started buzzing my hair a few years ago. I’m not losing it too bad yet but this way I won’t notice when I do. Haircuts at home are free and convenient.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 15, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

my head would look ridiculous with no hair

it makes me nervous because my hair is thinning. I AM ONLY 27!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

alright alright eyes. ill take out my contacts. jesus.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 15, 2012 11:53 PM CST reply actions  

do you have glasses

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

indeed

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 16, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

good

when I had contacts, I didn’t have a pair so I didn’t take them out until bed time. I went back to glasses after a year

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ive had glasses since the 3rd grade

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 16, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

2nd for me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I had to be about this age.

I remember thinking it normal that I couldn’t read the blackboard.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 16, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I got mine around 5th grade

I remember coming home and being awed that suddenly the windows up by the ceiling in the living room had patterns on them.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 16, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

5th grade for me too.

I’ve worn contacts since 14 or more than half my life. I’m so tired of them.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 16, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

me too

I think my teacher told them to get me checked

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

LASIK is the best.

I can’t even remember what it was like to have to stupid glasses now.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 16, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't have any corrective lenses...

But I know Lasik would be good for me.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 16, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely changed my life.

I know at some point my eyesight will deteriorate naturally and I might need reading glasses or what not, but to go from astigmatisms and other shit in both eyes to 20/20 or better… was just the best.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 16, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I am used to glasses

I would look weird without them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've gotten so tired of contacts I decided on LASIK.

My appt where they take the measurements is tomorrow and the surgery wil be in the next month. Not gonna lie, it freaks me out.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 16, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

My bro in law had it...

Apparently it’s like the drive thru…Just go in there, get your shit done and it’s over.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 16, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

That's not comforting.

I treat my stomach like a dumpster and throw taco bell down it. I think my eyes deserve better.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 16, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

thats cool.

im sure at some point i will get lasik or something.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 16, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate contacts.

I can’t get used to putting things in my eyes. its a great struggle for me.

by mizzou918 on Jan 16, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ty still awake?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 15, 2012 11:58 PM CST reply actions  

this dude hates Gordon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 15, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

that pizza looks horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Seinfeld

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 16, 2012 12:00 AM CST reply actions  

Anybody here ever heard of tigerdirect.com?

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 16, 2012 12:01 AM CST reply actions  

sounds familiar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've bought a few low cost things from them and have been happy with them.

I mostly buy that sort of stuff through NewEgg since the price difference had been negligible and I’ve been happy with their CS.

by other_shoe on Jan 16, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

They've got an absolutely fantastic deal on a Lenovo laptop right now

Only one I’ve found so far that fits all the specs I want as well as the price.

Doing a little googling though I’m not entirely sure it’s the kind of site I’d want to drop 600 bucks on.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 16, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I've ordered off Tiger Direct before.

Didn’t have any problems

(was ordering parts, not a machine though)

by Parker20 on Jan 16, 2012 3:05 AM CST up reply actions  

There you are.

How’d you like my panic retraction?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 16, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Do you have interest in that kind of deal?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 16, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Going to bed.

But if you’re interested I think we can work something out.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 16, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I need to listen to more jazz

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nope

they require a Facebook account

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

don't know

you can’t really delete a facebook. at least that is what I heard. you.may have gotten into it when they didn’t require them.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I jusr brought back my facebook to ask a girl to go to a show with me

I am deleting it as soon as I get her number.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 16, 2012 12:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I jusr brought back my facebook to ask a girl to go to a show with me

I am deleting it as soon as I get her number.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 16, 2012 12:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I want to but I already pay for slacker

seems to do what spotify does other than listen to other peoples stuff

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

jesus

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

really?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Kinda

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 16, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

the American kitchen nightmares really is ridiculous

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

I wonder what Gordon's bbq sauce tastes like

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

just three more people!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 16, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Laptop retailers should really have a feature to sort between 5400 and 7200 rpm hard drives

Fuckers.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 16, 2012 12:30 AM CST reply actions  

the Holy Grail scene from The Last Crusade

Still freaks me out

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 16, 2012 12:41 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Yo

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 16, 2012 1:24 AM CST reply actions  

Hi Schultzy

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 16, 2012 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

What's up hair bro?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 16, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Online laptop shopping

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 16, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Think I've finally found what I'm gonna wind up with

Helloooooooooo darling

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 16, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 16, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

7200 rpm HD, intel i3, 4 gigs of ram all for under 600 bucks

Wish it was an i5, but it fits my budget.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 16, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I will take your word for it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 16, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

So what's up with Schultzy

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 16, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Tomic with a nice win over Verdasco

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 16, 2012 1:26 AM CST reply actions  

lol, tennis

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 16, 2012 4:30 AM CST up reply actions  

AUSSIE OPEN

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 16, 2012 1:41 AM CST reply actions  

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