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NFL Divisional Saturday

New Orleans Saints v San Francisco 49ers 3:30

Denver Broncos (Tim Tebow!!!) v New England Patriots (OMG Tom Brady!)

Timothy Richard "Tim" Tebow[1] ( /ˈtiːboʊ/; born August 14, 1987) is an American football player who is currently the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football at the University of Florida, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2007 and appearing on BCS National Championship-winning teams in 2007 and 2009. After graduating, he was drafted by the Broncos as the 25th overall pick in the 2010 NFL Draft. Tebow is known as a dual threat quarterback, adept at both rushing and passing the football. With his unorthodox NFL quarterback skills, frequent demonstrations of his religious devotion, and his team's success, Tebow has attracted unprecedented praise, criticism, and attention from the sporting media and beyond. Commenting on Tebow's play and the attention he has garnered, many football players and observers have said that they "have never seen anything like it."


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tebow goin' down

tebow gon’ feel PAIN

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 AM CST reply actions  

this spread is a tough one... i dont know what to choose

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I only took the saints to cover the spread

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 14, 2012 10:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

"...adept at both rushing and passing the football."

That 46% CP speaks for itself

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 9:41 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Let's go Denver Fighting Tebows!!!

Daddy needs a new pair of shoes

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 14, 2012 10:00 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

I just can't imagine Brady losing 4 playoff games in a row

Its kind of sad to think that the Cowboys have more playoff wins than the Patriots do over the last 3 years. I’d go wiith NE to easily cover tonight

Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya

by MayurP on Jan 14, 2012 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

UNDER 47 in San Francisco

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 11:43 AM CST reply actions  

i'm really hoping

jason garrett was watching that jimmy johnson/sean payton interview.

i really do think that Callahan will end up calling plays next year…

by Longhorn on Jan 14, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

It's funny, because he totally thinks that.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

i also thought

before he was named OC, that his title would morph into OL/OC…
interesting, huh

by Longhorn on Jan 14, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree.

If it does, I’m pretty sure Garrett is fired.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 3:28 PM CST reply actions  

Aren't you an Eagles fan?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

They would be a terrible football team.

Would almost assuredly go 0-16.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a Raiders fan...

But really, a Cowboys fan. But the NFL is waning in my heart like the NBA did a decade ago.

It’s all about that hockey!

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Raiders... Lakers...

WAIT A SECOND. I GET IT NOW. FITTZ IS JOSEY! JOSEY IS FITTZ!

crying and puking montage set to “The Crying Game”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably.

I do that a lot.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew it was one of you filthy SBDFW writers.

I’m bad with details. I’m not a good e-bro.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm aware.

but Josey IS actually an Angels fan, so there’s that.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

The full size are better than the minis

Cadbury eggs are the shit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

The 49ers defense is fucking viscious.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

Ravens '01.

’Cept Smith is a little better than Dilfer.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 14, 2012 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

Brees has has some horrible interceptions late in games

in playoff games. But, he gets a ridiculous pass by the media

by Longhorn on Jan 14, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh boy

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Have to score a TD here.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

Michael Trabtree!

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

whats with payton giving up playcalling??

dont like that. didnt know that had happened til i saw pregame.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 4:14 PM CST reply actions  

Oh dear

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:14 PM CST reply actions  

DID THEY FUMBLE AGAIN? WOW.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

which city do you like better san fran or new orleans?

you lived in both right?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

OH NO, THE GAYS

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

i heart the gays

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I lived in Oakland/Berkeley and Baton Rouge...

but spent plenty of time in SF and NO.

I prefer NO in February but the Bay Area the rest of the time to live. I love both of those cities, though.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

What's in February?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

For some reason I was thinking that was March... hmm.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It is in March sometimes...

but if it falls in March it’s the first week or so. Most of the time it is February.

The weather is PERFECT in New Orleans in February, too.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly I've never been to Mardi Gras

I do love New Orleans though, even though I’ve never been since I turned 21

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

You should go...

It’s pretty fun. I was in a Krewe for a couple of years and it was a blast.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I've had friends that have gone, and my uncle was in a Krewe for a long time

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

thats the whole point though isnt it?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

WHO DAT GONNA .... insert something clever

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

wow

just tuned in. gotta like the niners

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 4:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

oh shit.. the will ferrell old milwaukee commercials are HILARIOUS

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

>saints

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 14, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

It's not like the Niners were some paper tiger.

That defense is legit.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

ok I admit it

I like the Muppets

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Saints throwing late in the 4th quarter against the Lions...

Seems like they left all of their good swings on the driving range.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 14, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

It'll get overturned.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

THE FUCK?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

LOL REFS

that was terrible.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

stop copying my post!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

He's copying it from the future

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

hes probably at home in his hulk outfit drinking pearl light

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

he was down

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

Football.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

i cant wait to absolutely rage during GDT post next season.. i want to take it to a new level

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

Apparently

“I want him to put a machine gun to his temple and pull the trigger” was just IANF getting warmed up.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Toes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

not a machine gun.. his machine gun.

i hated/hate CJ Wilson more than anything.

Im going to his start in RBIA this year and sitting behind the angels dugout and I am going to wear him the F out… fuck him. i bet i get kicke dout..

class i know…

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

They broke up.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't pay attention to these things.

Then replace that name with "some ridiculously attractive southern California girl.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Closure's been trying too.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

To get with CJ?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, man.

There’s more super rich millionaire fish in the sea.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

u mad?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if it would be rage if we wind up with Prince and Yu.

But it would certainly be next level…

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Jan 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

MAKE YOUR PICK

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh...Sorry

One sec

Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan

by LSU Ranger on Jan 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

helmet to helmet hits aren't penalties

you have to be “defenseless.” Never mind the fact that two guys running at each other hitting head first is far more dangerous than a DB hitting a WR in the chest with his face mask.

by sarnold on Jan 14, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

oh cool

super litigious endless replay parsing overshadowing the game again. never seen that before.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

Jimmy Graham is quickly becoming one of my favorite players

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

can no's highly polished offense

score enough to overcome this deficit

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

Is this a serious question to Sharky?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Was Trent Dilfer for real when he lead Baltimore to a Super Bowl Title?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I am more attractive than Trent Dilfer?

You sure do know how to make me blush

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Not yet!

You can get in on the ground floor though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this a serious question to me...

About my serious question to PK whether his serious question to Sharky about Sharky being capable of making a serious question?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

no problem

if niners don’t find a pass rush

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 4:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

did someone used to play baseball in candlestick?

why dont they permanantly upgrade that piece of fuck stadium? and fix the seats and lower bowl

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

giants i assume

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Were you here when he asked who Lee Smith was?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Well great, I don't know who he is, either.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

How old?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

23.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You were in elementary school at the end of his career.

Dennis Eckersley?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

hell yeah.. i remember the eckersley stache

he was sick..

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, for sure.

He’s that guy on TBS.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

hah

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

jkjkjk, incredible reliever/closer, A's, Cubs, Red Sox

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Lee Smith was a closer in the same era.

When he retired after 1996 he was the all time leader in saves.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

He was no Rod Beck

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Womp womp.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think Eckersley's that overrated among closers, if at all.

But I do think the value of closers is overrated.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

He was exceptionally effective as a reliever in the late 80’s with the A’s.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...

He struck out lots of people and never walked anyone for like 8 years with the A’s. During that period he was a dominant reliever.

His days as a starter were before my time but he was a mediocre starter.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I still don't understand...

What’s the rating scale?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure.

But there has to be one for him to be over/under/properly rated.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah.

Well… I rate him as one of the dominant relievers in baseball history.

I think that has value… but his actual value in how we measure wins isn’t as much as the value of him being an elite specialist.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

My contention of "overrated"

is more based on the perception of the value of closers as compared to all players, not the value of Eckersley relative to other closers.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Because he was a reliever.

He was one of the best relievers of all time.

He was nowhere close to that echelon as a starter (although he was great in his prime).

I just think the uniqueness of his career leads to him being overrated.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you think Rivera is overrated?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

I do think there’s a premium beyond measured wins and value for consistency year in and year out.

I need to think about this… but I think as a measure of true talent, someone who is low variance has an added value that is not obvious when you just aggregate individual seasons of value.

It’s part of why I’m interested in Fielder… year in and year out he’s an elite hitter. He’d be the only person on our roster who could say that.

Rivera has taken that level of elite consistency about as far as you can.

Pujols is the other insane example.

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd still probably bet he's overrated.

I’d need a better grasp on where he’s actually placed historically, but name recognition, aura, big gaminess, being a Yankee, and fans’ general desire to overrate the value of closers would lead me all to bet he gets places higher on the list of great players than he should.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he is the best reliever of all-time.

And one of the few closers I would put in the HOF.

But yes.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I also find it interesting

that Mariano’s best year by rWAR is the only year he was not a starter or a closer. It was also his highest leverage index.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

that name never registered with me for some reason that morning...

i had to go look him up on baseball reference.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

why? i dont know where every team played years ago.. i know all the current stadiums

and will remember them forever.. i dont remember shit from when i was a kid

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Asside from their having played in Candlestick not that long ago. . .

. . . I would think it’s unthinkably obvious because of the city the 49ers play in.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

But what about that other San Francisco baseball team... the... uh... sailors?

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

2000

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

not gonna lie.. dont watch a ton of NL baseball..

and sure as fuck didnt around my middle school days

something i should know i guess.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

It really is pretty horrible...

I like the Coliseum way more and that’s saying everything that needs to be said to relay what a shithole Candlestick is.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

with the NFL running the show there you think they would upgrade the damn thing

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

LETS

REPLAY THAT TD A WHOLE LOT

CAUSE WERE ALL UNSURE UNTIL REPLAY TELLS US WHAT TO DO

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

What are you even trying to say?

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

How

Replay robs us of the moment.

Now when you see a touchdown like that everybody stands around unsure what to do. We have to wait until replay tells us

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Replay made that throw even more amazing.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing... Saints are pretty good

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You know, I really like Romo.

But Romo isn’t half the QB Brees is. I’ve never seen Romo make a throw like that.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST reply actions  

Hence why I didn't say literally!

There’s only three QB’s that can put a team on their back (Brees, Rodgers, Brady).

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

NOT LITERALLY.

It’s just amazing the gap between those top three and the next tier of QBs. It’s not even close.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Manning.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Not anymore

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

We'll see.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

He might not even play again

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

We'll see.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Hence the might.

But really, I don’t think he’s going to be nearly as good going forward.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he's dumb if he comes back.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

He didn't say which one.

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I am giving him more credit than that

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Eli is the top of the second tier of QBs.

4. Eli
5. Romo

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Big Ben is good too

Much as I hate to admit it.

Really most of these NFL QB’s amaze me with what they can do. Which is why it’s retarded to come to LSB and read how Eli and Rothlisberger “suck”.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Um, where have we said Big Ben sucks?

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Good to know I can continue not paying attention to your football opinions

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The Eli hate is funny.

He’s better than Romo.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Please see above post

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked the evidence you presented me with.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked the evidence you presented too.

Protip: when Sharky is your biggest ally, you’re probably not right

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay. You didn't ask for perfect, just better than you've presented, right?

Approximate Value Per Start
Romo: .94
Manning: .73

Yards Per Attempt (Adjusted for turnovers, sacks, and TDs)
Romo: 7.3
Manning: 5.9

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

The Giants also had a worse defense this year, that required Eli to

throw almost 100 times more than Romo did.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if you understand what Yards Per Attempt means

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

No. I'm saying he had less to work with

And did more.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

What? How did he do more?

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

OH FUCK OFF PHILKID.

HE DID MORE IN THAT HE LED THEM TO 6 FUCKING COMEBACKS WINS WHEN HIS DEFENSE SHIT ON THE FUCKING FIELD.

Worst running game in all off football. WORST.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

And. . .

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Settled?

Or more support has now been put forth than HF45 offered?

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The only thing you've proved is that Romo is a better

fantasy QB. Romo’s decision making is consistently inferior to Manning’s.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Sharky might be arguing better than you

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you are confused by how fantasy football works.

You were the one who called out people for not presenting evidence. You have presented none. Good job.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

TL;DR, Romo is superior to Eli
Want stats? Romo has a 102.4 QB rating. Manning sits at 90.3 Romo has thrown for 29 touchdowns to Manning’s 26. Romo has only tossed nine interceptions to Manning’s 13. Yeah, well what about their completion percentages? Romo is at 65.4%, a full five points higher than Eli. On throws 20 yards downfield or more, Romo’s accuracy percentage (a PFF stat that accounts for throw aways, spikes, dropped balls, etc) is 55.9%. Manning’s is 46.7%
Not a fan of PFF? OK, what about Football Outsiders? While Eli has thrown for 700 more raw yards than Tony Romo, that is more of a function of the Giants not having any semblance of a running game this season. FO’s DYAR stat measures how well a player performs better than the average replacement player. Basically, if you take a player out and put an average backup in the exact same game situations, this is how much yardage he’s worth.

Romo’s DYAR is 1560 to Manning’s 1187. This despite playing in 1 1/2 less games than Eli. His DVOA percentage (Defense-Adjusted Value Over Average) is 36.7% compared to Manning’s 19.9%. This stat puts in percentage terms how much better a player is than the average replacement.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to get into other sports' metrics.

I know adjusted yardage stats for QBs, that’s about it.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh huh

But QB rating is a BS stat when I use it to flatter Tebow, or anybody else you guys dont like…

Romo needs to win some playoff games before anybody will seriously consider him a great.

Just watch some games, Manning is ridiculous. The Giants defense is the issue, but if they hold up Manning will go far.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno

I think I was posting how his career passer rating was better than K Kolb and Mark Sanchez at that time.

And the media put Kolb up as a franchise QB worth a first round pick. Despite he had 50X more talent in Philly on offense.

So right away, “Tidentexas” or whoever comes in with the old reliable “WELL THAT JUST SHOWS QB RATING IS A BS STAT”

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

They were exactly tied in Advanced NFL Stats' Expected Points per Pass.

In Eli’s career year, he tied Romo.

Sweet. Definitely the better QB.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

True

Cowboys fans are idiots, with their constant “BUBU ITS JERRY JONES FAULT”

But I’m just saying

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

oh wait

you guys agree with “dumb cowboys fans” about jerry. See what I did there?

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

You claimed that Cowboys fans were dumb—when you were the one who tried to appeal to them as an authority.

So you torpedoed your own argument. Good job!

by Closure GT on Jan 14, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I just don't understand anyone saying Eli is better.

Every statistical measure, using both standard and advanced stats points to Romo being better. Significantly better.

But Eli’s got the one Super Bowl win so free pass for life!

I still maintain that Justin Tuck and Strahan were both vastly more deserving of that damned Super Bowl MVP.

by Arson55 on Jan 14, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yet whenever they play

You just know Manning is going to come through and Romo isn’t.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I dont really agree with that

Just think Manning is a better QB.

Romo crumples like a doll as soon as he gets breathed on. Infuriating

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Manning goes out there and convinces the defensive line to play well!

They would never have thought about it otherwise!

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

hilarious

The Giants defense usually sucks, so what you’re saying really makes sense.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

I never said that. Quit putting words in my fucking mouth.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Was the reply to you?

I don’t think so, let me see what happens if I press the “up” button.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Bullshit.

It was mocking me. You’re making it seem like Eli is league average.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

OR it was a response to the post of the third member of Team Eli, and you're just so riled up you want to read more in to things than you need to.

Like my evaluation of Eli Manning compared to league average, when I have never offered an opinion on how he compares to anything other than Tony Romo.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

You’re equating my argument to the GRITMCHUSTLE ALL HE DOES IS WIN BLAH BLAH, and I’m not.

I’m trying to say that the talent around Romo is superior to what Eli has, on both offense and defense.

At least early in the season, the Cowboys were able to win games when Romo wasn’t at his best.

Only two times did Eli have a RB go over 100 yards in a game. Twice.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

The talent around Manning isn't as good?

WTF?! Manning has a better offensive line and a group of receivers that is at least comparable to Romo’s.

by Arson55 on Jan 14, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Romo isn't close to Eli

Have you guys even watched any games lately? Come on.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I would like that super bowl ring he served up as well.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

oh boy, we're having this discussion.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I see.

You’re one of those people.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Trent Dilfer supports those people.

(There’s another one, GOET!)

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Lest I be misunderstood (which will happen anyway)

Eli is better than Dilfer. But the whole “your argument is stupid because SUPER BOWL” is terrible.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

Not really, it’s not stupid at all. Because like it or not thats how the mainstream judges QB’s.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I realize that.

Doesn’t make it any less stupid.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

No other QB ever throws INT’s

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

I have never seen a QB other than Eli throw an interception.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I lol'd.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, not really

You’re “BBUU QB RATING” Actually looks pretty stupid, when Romo cant get the Cowboys beyond 8-8 and miserable fucking failure on prime time every year.

Which is because of the defense and playcalling, not Romo, BUT, I’m just arguing on ya’lls terms.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Not with a messed up neck.

He’s done.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Romo

Same number of playoffs wins as Tebow

Lulz

Which is one more than Matt Schaub

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Romo.

More playoffs wins than Brady in the past 4 years.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 14, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I dont recall that

I recall a big argument where I predicted Tebow would swin 2 playoff games in his career, though

Laugh all you want but so far I’ve been way more right on tbow than you guys, if only because you guys took it so far to the extremes of “he’ll never start a single NFL game and is the worst QB of all time” and such hyperbole.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean 20

I predicted Tbow would win 20 playoff games, not 2.

I remember AJM kept pressing me to give a number on that, so I just threw it out there

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You have to suck that dick of research

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

If I said it can you link it?

I was way wrong on Rodgers though.

But my thing is look, pretty much any QB can be great in the right system, see, Alex Smith this year. Nothing Rodgers has done goes against that.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

oh god my head hurts

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Usually that's not something people celebrate

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Michael Crabtree

STONE HANDS

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

I know nobody that went to fanfest this year... kinda weird...

EVERYONE went last year.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

ive never been

i remember as a young lad i wanted to go like back in 97 or something and the weather was really shitty, the thing was either cancelled or we got the date wrong, so we ended up just taking a tour of the stadium

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

i need to do the tour.. ive never even taken the time to go to the legends museum.

ive been to the ballpark probably 200 times. i wish the cuervo club would stretch all the way from 1b to 3b

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

ive only been there

b/c the newbergreport thing w/jd is in the auditorium there (which i wish was bigger)

it’s pretty cool. cant remember if someone said they’re gonna make it strictly a rangers museum soon

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm.. rangers have an auditorium in the stadium? strange..

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you guys think of Callahan for OC?

I’m relieved Garrett stays playcaller.

Given that, I dont see a lot of point.

It seems it could free up Garrett a little for in game clock managment, I guess, so I agree that seems good.

I dont like Callahan as a playcaller. Or even much as a coach really. But he shouldn’t be able to hurt anything and in this role might even help.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to put that one on Henderson

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 14, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

hmmmm.. it was actually changed to be a football stadium from baseball only
Currently, Candlestick Park is the only NFL stadium that began as a baseball-only facility and underwent extensive reconstruction to accommodate football, as evidenced by the stadium’s unusual oblong design that leaves many seats on what was the right-field side of the stadium behind the eastern grandstand of the stadium during football games.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

Front page of the DMN website....oh, Deion.....
Deion Sanders: I would definitely hire Cowboys’ Jerry Jones as my GM
On if he’d hire Jerry Jones as GM:

Yes I would. I don’t know if you’ve been over there lately, but there are a few Super Bowls up there sitting in shelves. I would definitely hire him because I know him, and you guys are outside the hospital looking in. I like Jerry, man. It’s not just as a friend or what he’s accomplished, but if you’re going to blame Jerry then you need to blame Stephen and throw in everyone in the scouting department.

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

I agree

the GM and scouts need to go

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup....and I love the "hey, he's won Super Bowls!!" argument.....

Great….you won Super Bowls in the early 90s…..I suppose Indianapolis was happy that they won their SB a few years ago and decided to keep Polian around for the next 20 years even though they haven’t won another….

Oh, wait……

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

49er defense is ferocious. Alex Smith is...not good.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

Uhh

Is this like how Romo is a better QB than Manning?

The 49ers defense has yet to show up. No I dont count turnovers as defense.

Nothing says not good like 2TD’s 0 INT’s. Wonder what that QB rating is, since we love QB rating so much…except when it doesnt fit our agends

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, it's a 107.2 QB rating

BUT HE SUCKS CUS WE DONT LIKE HIM

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's talk about Tony Romo is EVERY SINGLE FOOTBALL THREAD.

Did you guys hear? Tony Romo has a men’s cologne coming out in 2012! Midwest Effete, by Tony Womo.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I know it's pointless...

but turnovers and points allowed are what IS important in defense.

Yards allowed doesn’t mean fuck if they’re not scoring points.

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by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

So, if he wins the Super Bowl. . .

. . . does that mean he’s an elite QB?

Or is it impossible for them to win?

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

They can't beat the Pack with Alex Smith at QB.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Then Alex Smith and Joe Flacco will compete to enter the Dilfer Ring of Honor

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

But it won't happen, so no worries.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

How accurate a picture...

Do you think statistics paint for NFL QB’s. Even the advanced ones from FO or PFF? Percentage wise as a measure of true talent?

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I think advanced metrics have a long way to go. A long way.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they have value...

But I’m unsure on how much to assign them. There is meaning… but there’s also a tremendous amount of noise because of all the factors like system, play calling, offensive line scheme and talent and all the talent of everyone around them.

I’m curious how much actual testing has been done on the advanced metrics to try and weight the values properly.

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Actual games = anecdotal evidence

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck it. Let's just play with the weighted random number generators.

Womo did not give the game away against Detroit. Never happened.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

The system noise is huge.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Not very.

But better than arbitrary message board BS, and just fine when someone calls people out for not bringing evidence.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

You really need scouting reports.

Does anyone do legit scouting available to the public?

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Pro Football Focus's stats are based on scouting similar to UZR in baseball.

My friend Tony Pisano does the same thing for cornerbacks.

That’s the same thing K.C. Joyner does.

I used to watch all the shortcuts when I had oodles of time and keep my own notes. It was nice being able to say “I watched every play this season.”

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Replying another way, using the above example. . .

My level of confidence in the opinion Romo is better than Manning is pretty tiny, because there’s tons of noise. If God told me Manning was better, it wouldn’t shock me at all.

The problem is not accepting we don’t know, it’s with insisting on the reverse (or the same) with nothing to go on other than what you want to think, or what stood out most from the few games you watched, or what ESPN said, or some combination of them, not bringing anything to back it up, and then acting like it’s some strongly-supported statement.

The best we have isn’t very good at all.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just curious how much stock you put in them.

Though it sounds like PFF is doing is a good combination of time consuming review in addition to just basic results analysis.

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Not much at all.

Enough to respond to someone who says Eli Manning is better than Tony Romo, and dismisses people for not having any evidence.

For the most part, I’ve decided football arguments are worthless because no one is going to have strong support, but everyone wants to be right instead of expressing thoughts.

I haven’t done much in the way of ranking players, or debating relative greatness for a long time. And my interest in football message boards has disappeared as a result.

Instead, I watch the games and the games alone and love the fuck out of it. It’s refreshing.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

If God told me Manning was better it would shock me because there is no evidence that he is.

Yes, there is a lot of noise. But you would think that there would be at least one measure that would support the Manning is better argument.

Besides playoff and Super Bowl wins. Because wins for quarterbacks are just as stupid a measure as wins for pitchers.

by Arson55 on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

God is omniscient.

If he knows Manning is better there doesn’t need to be evidence.

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

No way, man.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but...

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, is this the thread where we rank Tony Womo amongst NFL QBs?

What time do the Cowboys play today?

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

I was wondering that too. Very weird offensive gameplan.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoa....just started watching the game late in the 2nd quarter....

Did he just say 5 turnovers by the Saints?

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

yes.. your not that old yet

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.....Saints are pretty fortunate to be down by 6...

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

this is an angry thread

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by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

BOW DOWN BENEATH THE LORD YOUR GOD, TONY ROMO

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Out of curiousity...

Specifically which traits that are valuable in a QB do you think Romo does poorly… and what do you think he does well?

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree that he makes wonky decisions.

The degree to which that holds back his offense is what I disagree over.

Also, he has tiny hands.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

He's got an average arm, does a poor job handling pressure/does a shit job coming off his primary and secondary reads, and has the mental fortitude of an undrafted free agent

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Since Eastern Illinois.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's hilarious.

Go find the part where HF45 goes off the deep end (imagine that!) over a response to someone else.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I have read the entire thread

I saw it

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by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is basically what I was referring to

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by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Way, way, way too much Tony Siragusa on this broadcast......

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

It's like a 3 man booth

With one on the ground.

I kinda like something different, I guess.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I would.....if it wasn't Siragusa.......

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Can you grant a timeout retroactively???

Oh well, the IRS under Obama is writing retroactive regulations, so I guess you can.

But what if Brees had completed a long pass on that play? Then they dont give the TO?

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

This SF gameplan is horrific. Run the ball. Run it. Now do it again.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

You guys are making me root for the 9ers

Cause of our Alex Smith argument.

I dont want to root for the 9ers, dammit.

Offensive juggernaut showdown of NO-GB would be so much better than Giants-SF

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

Fiancee:
When I was little, I thought it was funny that they would always count down to when Peyton Manning was gonna snap, but not the other teams.

Hahahaha.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

are you guys want a separate thread for the night game or should we just roll with this one?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

we'll do another thread.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. Given that it's Tebow time...

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

is jeremy shockey still in the league? last i heard of him was with the saints....

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

Panthers.

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

so I found out I am diabetic

with high cholesteral. So much for eating… anything

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 6:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Take care of your feet.

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

i laughed.. maybe i shouldnt have

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

i was just laughing at the feet comment.... onset diabetes can be controlled no?

and eventually go away?

and dont apologize to me

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

whens the next time your at addison improv? ill walk over and see you.

i actually just ordered pizza from baccis downstair from there.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

that's some of the best pizza ive had

idk when ill be there. the act is considered ‘blue’ or ‘dirty’ which i guess limits who i can open for.

might get to do an 11:30 show in the next month or 2 but we’ll see

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

according to wiki

Blue comedy is comedy that is off-color, risqué, indecent or profane, largely about sex. It often contains profanity and/or sexual imagery that may shock and offend some audience members

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah baccis runs a pizza & wing special for like 15 bucks....

its pretty awesome.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

we had this discussion the other day... but who is your favorite stand up comics

top 3?

we had some awful opinions in fridays OT thread

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

top 3 is tough

carlins #1 though after that idk if i have a set 2 or 3 b/c about 30 people could go in my top 10.

current top 3 is probably louis ck, patton oswalt, bill burr in some order

id kill to see chappelle film another special b/c i know he still shows up in la at some places

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

ehhhh... man.. let me go look

gotta be thursday or fridays thread

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

or wednesday thursday.. wasnt friday

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ron White - They Call Me Tater Salad

Eddie Murphy – Delirious
Early Bill Cosby stuff is hilarious.

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You're REALLY going to put one of the Blue Collar Comics...

on the same level as Eddie Murphy and Bill Cosby?

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by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe i had to be around

when the eddie murphy stuff came out but it just doesnt do much for me. but everyone who grew up then worships his work in the 80’s

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It was hilarious.

I saw Raw in the theater (though I was way too young, but my mom was a lunatic).

I haven’t watched any of that stuff lately to see if it holds up… but back then it was hilarious.

Same with Carlin and Pryor.

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by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

i like old man carlin

better anyways

but some of his earlier stuff is just genius, the man was a wordsmith

seven dirty words will forever be iconic

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Definition of guts? I took a girl on a first date to see Raw........

It’s a really good thing she liked Eddie Murphy….

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe....I was a teenager when I heard Delirious the first time...

I haven’t heard it in years so it might not hold up…..

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, wait....

I was just listing my favorite stand up concerts….I wouldn’t put White in the same category because his last 2 stand up acts weren’t as funny as Tater Salad

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it some of his old stand up routines?

If so, I’m getting Pandora right now….

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

some of his early stuff

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 6:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yea

i should maybe look into it

the best channels on sirius/xm are the comedy channels too

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Carlin, Cosby, Seinfeld and bunch of others

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 6:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm actually very interested in this.

A large part of why I like Pandora is because I find the Music Genome Project fascinating. Particularly since I’m not a big music person, it’s cool to be told what my tastes are since I couldn’t tell anyone myself.

Anyway, I’m interested how they apply that to comedy. I’ll probably play with that tonight.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you so much for telling me about this....

It’s brilliant….just heard some old Cosby, Brian Regan and now they’re playing Abbott and Costello “Who’s on first?”

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a Type 1. I feel ya.

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by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

well

it is sorta my fault unlike type 1

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 6:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

um who was that kid telling harbaugh stuff... did yall see that?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

hey doc

it’s my left knee

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 6:11 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

OT

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

tried reading the Hobbit a few times in recent years

just can’t get into it. Was my favorite book in high school

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

A while back, a lot of you guys recommended The Hobbit for my 11 year old (she reads constantly)....

She read it and absolutely loved it….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Prediction for the Broncos game

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

exactly.. so much confusion

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

oh my god oh my god oh my god.

its been a while.. but this may be my favorite gif

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

can't believe SF will win

unless they score another TD

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Brees has the same weakness that many QBs do.

Part of what makes him great is an ability to pick up and destroy blitzes, no matter how creative.

Get pressure without having to send many extra rushers, and you have a chance to shut him down. This is also true for Rodgers and Brady.

And this is Alex Smith’s hope for a ring.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

Manning's problem was actually always struggling with creative blitzes.

He’d fit lethal passes quickly if you didn’t send anyone, whether the front four got through or not. It made him more interesting to me.

Then he stopped struggling with the 3-4 and started having bananas seasons.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Boom. Roasted.
Smart Football
Not correctly, though RT @FO_MTanier: That’s the play I diagramed on NBC!!!!! I rock!!!!! Yes!!!!!

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

do you guys think jerry world is the best stadium in football overall

as in apperance, ammenities (sp?), state of the art, place to play, etc?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

No.

Jerry World sucks. It takes far too long to get into the stadium. The parking situation is fucked. It’s overpriced. There’s no atmosphere.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

You're just Mr. Contrarian, aren't you?

ANGELS WILL WIN THE DIVISION, I DON’T CARE WHAT THE STANDINGS SAY.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

the game i went too everyone was watching the jumbotron while the

freakin jaguars raped the cowboys before game 4 of 2010 world series.

there was a lets go rangers chant in the 4th quarter which was awesome though

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Greatest moment ever at Jerry World....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I just want to know who decided to make it an east/west stadium

so the sun shines right in the players faces….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

SF gonna be down 24-23

with 2 minutes left

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

You mean 4 minutes? Heh.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

good call!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

sproles > bush ????

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This is actually a good thing.

They can still run their offense, run the ball, and get into field goal range.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

WHO DAT! WHO DAT!

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We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan

by LSU Ranger on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

And then that happened.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

What.A.Pass.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:49 PM CST reply actions  

No.

/JDT217

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Alex Smith can do THAT?!?!?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

they need to just run the clock to like 5 seconds and kick

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, they need to get a first down for that to happen.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

where do you live in NYC?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

34th and 8th.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Killer penalty.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

bill buckner

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

WHAT A PLAYCALL. HOLY SHIT.

WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

Beautiful.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

holy fuck what a play call

and i actually kinda think, this works better for brees

by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

I would murder people to have Jim Harbaugh coach the Cowboys.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

Smith should have ran out of bounds, maybe?

They left too much time.

NO only had one time out…

debatable

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

just sayin

it’s pretty debatable, but they left NO with plenty of time.

They only could have run it down to like 1:20 I think, and they can go for 2, so it was good I guess.

If they had run it down you’d have to count on only the FG.

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

He's part right.

He should have fallen on it at the goal line.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure about that.

I’m not sure either way, but I think Sharky might be kind of right.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Too much risk in that situation.

Put the pressure on the other team and force them to execute.

Don’t put yourself under the gun as having to execute.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Brown is RTing people making both arguments.

So I’m not sure what he thinks, actually.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Roger Craig's funble in the 1990 NFC Championship...

Makes me not trust anything as a given.

The reward is not worth the risk with that much time and two timeouts left for the Saints, plus the two minute warning.

If there were less time and it took less plays to get the clock to nothing… I would consdier it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

That results shouldn't drive your decision making process.

There is risk in any situation until the clock says 0:00.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

i think milking the clock

and kicking the FG is the best in that situation…just my opinion

by Longhorn on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I understand, I don't think it's a horrible opinion.

There’s merit to it… my opinion is that you’re absorbing too much risk when you HAVE to score in that situation.

And if the Saints had no timeouts and you could basically kneel twice and then kick… I’d do that.

But with the two minute warning coming up and them having two timeouts… unless you get another first down they have at least a minute left probably. And then you have not only execute and score… but you still have to keep them from getting a FG in that final minute.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

This, too.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

2:11 is still a lot of time...

with the 2-minute warning and a timeout.

But I doubt they wanted to give up a touchdown.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think the Saints wanted that.

I think they wanted the stop and FG attempt.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Took a key block to prevent a DB from getting him.

The DB was definitely trying to tackle after the first down. Instinctual.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Well you say "Saints" I thought the players on the field who are Saints.

I didn’t realize you meant hypothetically.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

See above

I guess with two stoppages NO could have run it down to 1:20?

I think the TD was the better move for SF

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Saints reacted like they knew what the audible was.

Defensive line shifted into a tighter formation when he called it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

TCU's own Collin Jones!

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

God, there's so much time left.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

OH NO

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

Wow.........WOW!!!!!

That’s unreal….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

And now the 49ers have too much time, LOL

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

wow

wow
wow

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

what a beautiful play design

and oh my goodness…i love me some Darren Sproles

by Longhorn on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

That makes like 450 for Brees

Wow, the 2 point is HUGE

Dont see SF winning after that

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Holy Shit.

I don’t even know what to say about this game.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Donte Whitner will never see this game film. Wow.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

trail by 8?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

god dammit u-verse dont cut out on me now

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

THIS GAME, YOU GUYS

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

NFL will delay the start of the other game right?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

Oh geezus

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

VD!!!!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

wow

ridiculous

alex smith sucks

by Sharky on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

WHAT A FUCKING GAME

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

WOW!!! WOW!!!

ALL I CAN SAY IS…..WOW!!!!

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

Oh!!!! Holy shit!!!!

The NFL is fucking fun again!!!!

by Arson55 on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

INSTA-CLASSIC

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

Nevermind....

I hate football again….

Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan

by LSU Ranger on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

Yes.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying to think of playoff games I've enjoyed more than this.

A tight Super Bowl is hard to top because of the atmosphere they usually have, and the stakes. I won’t remember this more fondly than XXXIV, even though it was a better game with context stripped.

But as far as non-SB postseason games. . . I can’t immediately think of one.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

SD vs Miami was amazing

even though I was a dolphins fan

by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 7:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I love Harbough.

Would Garrett ever play it like that?

by octoberty on Jan 14, 2012 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

Absoltely not.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

No. Garrett doesn't have any faith in his QB

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I am now rooting for this Niners team to win the Super Bowl

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

x

Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying! THERE’S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

I love players getting emotional like that.

I want the sport they’re playing to matter that much to them.

I want the 49ers to win it this year.

by Arson55 on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

Yes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Wut.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

So I know this guy who's a Saints/LSU fan, who has the most obnoxious fanboy sports statuses you can imagine.

A lot of our friends block him during sports.

He posted a big “WHO DAT” comment in a group right before the VD touchdown. Just like he called the National Title in the bag after the first Bama game.

The sports gods are punishing his arrogance.

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

As Alex Smith was running into the end zone...

He was thinking, “I need to score quickly enough to have time to get another TD after the Saints score.”

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

A timeout? That's like icing your own kicker

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

Pfft....come on, who's dumb enough to do something like that?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

TIM TEBOW V. TOM BRADY (night game thread) with a poll!

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/14/2707952/tim-tebow-v-tom-brady

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/14/2707952/tim-tebow-v-tom-brady

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/14/2707952/tim-tebow-v-tom-brady

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/14/2707952/tim-tebow-v-tom-brady

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/14/2707952/tim-tebow-v-tom-brady

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

Indeed.

If we’d have fired Wade when we should have maybe we could have had him.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

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