Tim Tebow V. Tom Brady
Im thinking tonights game may end up being the highest rated division game in the history of the NFL.
My current thoughts are its gonna be close or a blowout... nothing hovering around the spread....
here are some fun facts about the stadium tonight:
Gillette Stadium is a multi-purpose stadium located in Foxborough, Massachusetts, 21 miles (34 kilometers) southwest of downtown Boston and 20 miles (32 km) from downtown Providence, Rhode Island. It serves as the home stadium and administrative offices for the New England Patriots football team and the New England Revolution soccer (FIFA football) team. In 2012, it will also become the home stadium for the football program of the University of Massachusetts (UMass), making it the largest football stadium in the Mid-American Conference.[5] The facility opened in 2002, replacing the old Foxboro Stadium.[6] The seating capacity is 68,756, including 6,000 club seats and 87 luxury suites. The stadium is owned and operated by Kraft Sports Group, a subsidiary of The Kraft Group, the company through which businessman Robert Kraft owns the Patriots and Revolution.[7] The stadium was originally known as CMGI Field before the naming rights were bought by Gillette after the "dot-com" bust.[8] Although Gillette has since been acquired by Procter & Gamble, the stadium retains the Gillette name because P&G has continued to use the Gillette brand name and because the Gillette company was founded in the Boston area. Gillette and the Patriots jointly announced in September 2010 that their partnership, which includes naming rights to the stadium, will extend through the 2031 season.[9] Additionally, uBid (until April 2003 a wholly owned subsidiary of CMGI) as of 2009 continues to sponsor one of the main entrance gates to the stadium.[10]
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this no doubt will be the highest rated divisional game in the history of the NFL right?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions
You'll get a kick out of this....
I’m sure you know about the Pirates of the Caribbean ghost, George….a few years ago, I had told my oldest daughter about George before our trip. We’re on PoTC and I’m sitting next to my daughter and while she’s looking one way, I flip her hair really quickly and look the other way before she sees me. She looks at me and says, “did you do that?”. Of course, I say “do what?”. To this day, she talks about that ride….she is convinced “George” was messing with her hair.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
I do know about George, yes.
I’m astounded you do.
That’s awesome.
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gotta believe this will be a let down
after the NO vs SF game
by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Y'know, if I was a Patriots fan, I might have missed the end of that game, assuming the Saints had won.
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No, I saw it
I did miss the second Pats TD, but that was because I had to take Thor out.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh, and Graham should have fallen at the two.
;)
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But the results show that Smith shouldn't have.
Clearly the thirty-odd second difference in clock is all-meaningful.
That one really isn't justifiable at all.
Because they needed a TD. A FG you can semi count on… but a TD is cuh-razy.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I know you weren't serious.
I’d have been far more aggressive than “cuh-razy” if I really thought you believed that.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I feel like this game's going to be a letdown after the last one. . .
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Until Tebow wins in OT
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
not if you wanna bask
in the tears of tebows upcoming defeat*
*overly arrogant guy who wants to see pats win
by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
WTF. they already scored?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions
i know right? didnt even realize this game started.. thought it started at 730 or 745
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
yes
like 4 passes and a long run in the first 2 mins
7-0 pats
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
god, this is going to be a fucking rout
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
how much you tip pizza guys? i do 2 bucks no matter what (unless its like 40 dollar bill)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM CST reply actions
20%
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
for real?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
In pretty much all tipping situations I tip 20%
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
even if they charge a delivery fee?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
I do $1 per pie
two dollar minlmum
by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
like two bucks
i live like 5 minutes from the pizza place
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Now here's another question
what do you tip if the pizza place says it’ll be there in 45 minutes, and it’s an hour?
I tip the same
it is usually not the drivers fault. if you call up there and complain, they will probably hook you up with something
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 14, 2012 9:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
With the exception of much of last week, Tebow's throws remind me of when teams run HB Options.
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I was going to say it reminded me of Tommie Frazier in college (low accuracy, but good TD/INT, etc.)
then I remembered I’ve never actually seen Tommie Frazier play.
Tom Osbourne would have loved Tebow.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
that team is underated historically
they murdered the competition
by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
this Denver offensive line
it has to be one of the best i have seen this year…tebow has so much time to throw
James Mason

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by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Wow.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Looks like my emotional state during a particular game that won't specifically be mentioned.......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
Not the game I'm thinking about......but that one hurt, too.......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
I appreciate that........
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
I only emerged from my mourning period this week.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 14, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
They made shirts of that chart...
If I ever saw someone wearing one, I would kill them horribly, I assume.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Are you serious?
I looked at it once, just to peek.
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It's just a matter of time until one of those smug Cardinals fans I see every day comes through with one of those.
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I'll be a character witness on your behalf...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
You. . .
Abraham Lincoln, Barrack Obama, George Washington, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Andrew Jackson, and Zachary Taylor.
(The rest can’t speak.)
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Those exist?
/facepalm/
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Sweet!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yeah....I regret bringing it up.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Please allow me to redeem myself....after all of the talk about the Cubs being in on Fielder yesterday....
Chicago Cubs manager Dale Sveum said on Saturday that the Cubs are not going to sign free-agent first baseman Prince Fielder, according to ESPN.com.
"There haven’t been any discussions with us for Prince, that’s just not going to happen," Sveum said at the Cubs’ fan convention on Saturday. "We have our first baseman in Bryan LaHair and [Anthony] Rizzo waiting in the wings as well. We’re doing OK with big power left-handed hitters right now. "
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
NOOOOOO.... this may be a blowout?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions
13.5 point line, bro.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm already on the Hawks v Wolves game.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
hope so
i want beeeelachick to run it up
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
You surprised by how this is going so far?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
nope... knew it was going to be a blowout or close
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
>>>teboq
what a hero
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Yeah...
He started that attempt from the knee, I think.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
I tell you Alex Smith is going to throw 42 times.
You tell me:
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There's NO WAY he beats the Packers.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Broncos best shot tonight is a helmet to Brady's knees.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
who started Michigan ahead of Brady?
by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 7:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions
southpark.jpg
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
drew bledsoe
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
Griese, then Henson, iirc.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Is this where we're watching the Miss America Pageant?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
Hipster Micah.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Matchst1ck is watching basketball...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
I was watching basketball earlier
More like I was watching Fred Hoiberg coach basketball, but … same thing.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
Not a catch.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
did it hit the ground, or did it hit the bottom of his palm and shift?
i didn’t see it clearly in that replay
I'm never sure anymore, because the NFL endzone catch rule beggars belief, but since the ball moved as he hit the ground...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Meh. Whatever.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
fuckin' hell
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions
Today, one of my best friends told me she thinks Tim Tebow is the greatest guy ever.
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"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
Nah. He's a horrible person because he's not a very good QB.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
She admits he's not a good QB, but she thinks he's awesome otherwise.
She asked why I didn’t like him. I explained that I don’t dislike him, but I’m not ready to put him on a pedestal.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
I can't really proclaim someone a great person without knowing them.
I can have respect for someone’s outward actions, but I have no way of knowing how they are when the spotlight isn’t on them.
Well shit.
No way this game can be better than the last one.
Prove me wrong, universe!
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
So............Mavs/Sacramento at 8:00?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions
Once this game goes beyond a 14 point margin, I require it to get within 7 to return.
8:00 sounds about right to get beyond a 14 point margin…
this morning
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
Parks thinks Engel Beltre is a top 25
Rangers prospect even when considering Beltre’s on field performance
by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Parks loves tool based ceilings.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Another poorly implemented NFL rule...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yep
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
They're playing well beyond their ceiling.
Props to them for getting there, but yeah. This isn’t going to end pretty
Oh, Demaryius...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
lol
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions
So the list is:
Tom Brady
Eli Manning
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Damn.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Going to need a few more of those.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
that guy got lit the fuck up
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Broncos need a DT to anchor that 3-4.
Devon Still?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Oh, man. Yes.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I can't stand watching lefty QBs.
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You can always watch through a mirror.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 14, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
is that phil simms annoying me right now?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:53 PM CST reply actions
Good answer! Good answer!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
We have about a half-dozen bigger needs.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
what was the deal with riley cooper?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
I don't want to listen to that man talk ever again.
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I hate McGahee.
I cannot hear his name or watch him without thinking about his injury.
It bothers me the way this girl I know who wet her pants at the bar one night bothers me, even when I can’t remember why it bothers me to look at her.
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I don't think so.
I didn’t date her.
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I actually don't think any of it got on me.
It was still unpleasant.
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so she sat on your lap to pee on you
thats weird
by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 8:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep.
She was SMASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHED.
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She was pulling-chairs-up-to-strangers'-tables-and-talking-to-them gone.
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Was rewatching that game the other night
Its insane to even think how Miami lost that game considering all the talent they had
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
In the Awards Show/Fan Fest thread that Chuck Morgan put up, he mentioned some $5.00 game tickets....
I convinced them to put some individual game tickets on sale for only $5. For those of you that can’t make it, you can buy those on line. $5 tickets to some games only available during Fan Fest weekend. Buy them on line or at Fan Fest this weekend.
Has anyone bought these tickets online? I can’t find them on the Rangers’ website….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions
i think its day of you can purchase
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
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In honor of Rangers’ 40th Anniversary, purchase $5 Upper Reserved Tickets – before individual tickets go on sale! atmlb.com/wNsTjz
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Imagine Prince in those powder blues this season...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
They are doing t-shirt giveaways on the nights of the throwbacks I believe.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What is the LSB verdict on Brooke Burke?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
She's beautiful....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
I remember her from the Internet in 1999!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 14, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
the answer is yes... the answer is ALWAYS yes... just depends on how much alcohol
you need.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
whatever church of christ boy
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
I think so but I feel like there's somebody with a sn similar to you...
Either way, you should subscribe to me and IANF’s philosophy especially in your current situation.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
ohh.. i kow you were from wichita falls.. thought you went to ACU..
m bad bro!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
still would and dont even care
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
When I was a teenager, her readily-available pictures were. . . important. . .
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She's hosting the pageant with Chris Harrison
That’s why I asked.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
The 1987 movie Mannequin is based on Brooke Burke
She was actually created in a factory
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 14, 2012 8:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
LOL
Do you hate her hyphenated name?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Brooke Burke-Charvet
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
But she makes a lot of money on that maiden name
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 14, 2012 8:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Her husband was on Baywatch
Come on … like you wouldn’t :)
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
Rather have Brooke Burns anyday
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 14, 2012 8:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
She hosted an NBC show awhile back, right?
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...i want to say it was a game show..Dog Eat Dog?
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 14, 2012 8:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes!!
You have a good memory. I remembered it was a competition, but I couldn’t remember the name.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
I would never have remembered it if she hadn't hosted
But if I recall it was actually an entertaining show.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 14, 2012 8:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh wow ... she's 40
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yup....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Damn
She looks good for 40. And four kids.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed.....she still looks like she's in her late 20s/early 30s.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Act of Valor looks pretty good
by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 8:07 PM CST via Android app reply actions
no.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
they're trying to sell it way too hard
No thanks.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 14, 2012 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Selling it as a realistic movie
then showing a truck being launched into the air by a huge fireball from an RPG does not instill confidence.
Let's go, Tebows
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Go pick.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm all over it..
come at me
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Apparently Kinsler is 100% for the first time in two years
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
from that dicking around in spring training incident?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
I'll book MVP.
But I draw the line at 39/39.
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denver. put a man on gronk and hernandez
jesus christ
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:16 PM CST reply actions
love how focus on the family ommited "and is baptized"
from the john 3:16 passage.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions
oh god shouldnt have posted that.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
It's ok.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
shouldnt have posted that. my fault
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
His association with FITF
is my least favorite thing about Tebow. And that’s all I’ll say tonight.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well you have to go earlier in John chapter 3 to get the baptism point I believe - don't want to go there either
However John 3:16 annoys me to no end if only because it spawns a multitude of what I call “facebook christians”. We all know them, they’re the people who post every couple days on facebook their new bible verse of the day just so you know they REALLY believe in Jesus/God. However when you actually see them in real life they don’t exactly live up to the typical values one would normally associate with Christianity.
Tebow at least seems like he actually practices what he preaches, so I do have to give him credit there. (although I sure am not a fan of the Focus on the Family association either).
Ok rant over.
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
Two words.....chipotle hummus.....
I just thought I liked hummus until my wife brought this stuff home….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions
w pita chips?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
long motion by Tebow
Going to be a int eventually
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
The Caveman/Orakpo commercials are the worst.
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Were the Caveman commercials ever funny?
I cant remember
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 14, 2012 8:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
the original one was
also the roast duck w/the mango salsa
by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Phase 2 of Tebow master plan
Lure Pats D into false sense of domination.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 14, 2012 8:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Everything's going according to script.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 14, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
mame like maine but with an m
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
On the phone with his family.
At first I thought, “that sounds really, really dumb.” Then I realized that I didn’t know which way was right, I just assume my way is correct.
I think saying "grandma" is just fine.
I don’t want to give the French anymore to brag about then they already have.
The Cast Member cafeteria today had Chick-fil-a.
It made my insides happy.
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according to DMN (Cowlishaw)
TV ratings for BCS bowl games were down 16% and 15% overall. Suggests a +1 system might be possible in 2014
by RangerMad on Jan 14, 2012 8:26 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Hey philkid
My friend told me she got an internship at Disney World doing costumes and I said “Really, my friend Robbie works at the Haunted Mansion!”
She said “I’ll have to say hi to him for you!”
Then I realized that we’ve never met and you would probably not even know who she was referring to.
CS.B
Hahah.
Awesome.
I’m also in the Hall of Presidents more often than I am in the Mansion these days. But the only other “ROBBIE” in the area only works Pirates of the Caribbean, I think.
Let me know how she likes costumes in a few months. They tend to be an interesting bunch.
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Wooo!! Jason Kidd's back in the lineup...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions
mcgahee having a hell of a game
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions
I saw my first praying mantis in the wild the other day.
It was pretty kickass.
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God is pissed at Tebow
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I wonder if Tebow forgot to pray or mention Him a certain number of times today
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I kind of agree with Bill Simmons
The climax of the movie happened last week. This is the on-text coda.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
offensive interfereance if ive ever seen it.. watch this push off
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions
not that bad i dont guess
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Sure did....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
I’m thinking about playing vidya.
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Uhhhh.....I really thought the receiver pushed off right there.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions
Did Phil Simms really say the Broncos would try to milk to clock to go to halftime down 21-7 with 4 mins left in the half?
Really?
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
It's swimsuit time on Miss America
If any of your are interested
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
Kendall Morris, TCU student.
Our Journalism program has back-to-back Miss Texas’s.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
I remember her from my days in Ennis
She was in local pageants back then.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
She's in the top 10
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm.
A six pack on a girl…

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I didn't watch it.
Wish I would have now, I had a course my freshman year at Oklahoma State with the girl who was Miss Oklahoma. But didn’t realize it until just a few minutes ago.
Miss Oklahoma...
LAWLS
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Jan 14, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HAWT
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Pi Phi
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
She was either in a Geology or Chemistry class with me.
Can’t remember, that was at least 4 years ago. I remember thinking she looked pretty good but never would have imagined her being future Miss Oklahoma. Strange though, she had one of the few names I was actually able to remember for someone who I wasn’t friends with.
DOLPHINPUNCHER
Stop punching acquatic mammals and draft.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
OK.....so, we've got
Mavs game…..uh….Everybody Loves Raymond…….Ghost Adventures…….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions
Check that.....the NE/Denver game is actually closer than the Mavs/Sac game.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
For a few more seconds...
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Jim Nantz: "There was a little contact. . ."
Phil Simms: “There was, and look at this, [something completely unrelated to what Nantz just said.]”
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I noticed that too.
Phil Simms is on fire tonight
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
If only this were literally true
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 14, 2012 8:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Tim Tebow must have accidentally drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade last night
God is wrathful
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 14, 2012 8:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Not nearly as menacing as Vernon Davis crying
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
SO VFN, DESCRIBE THIS HALF IN A GIF.
OK, VFN.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
fuckyeaharchergifs might be the best tumblr.
Correction: IS the best tumblr. Unless there’s one of boob .gifs that I don’t know about.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
gifgirl.org
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
can sacramento score less than 30 in a half?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions
sac is not very good
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
dont know if i have ever seen this bad of a NBA team.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
The Bucks looked pretty bad last night.....
Sac is giving them a run for their money, though….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Gonna see Yi again tonight.....
Might get some big minutes….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
i rember ghe ten win mavs teams with popeye jojes playing the 4/5
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
haha.. i remember those mavs...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 14, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
that was bad basketball.....
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Dang.....they didn't even make it to 25 points.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 14, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Tom Brady.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
23pts? Wow
Sac blows
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Chronicle looks fucking stupid...
Cheetos really need to go back to the old Chester Cheetah
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
ESPN is weeping tonight
How are they going to namedrop Tebow 200 times on SportsCenter now?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
"If not for Tebow this game is 42-0 at the half"
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Would it be seen as more respectful or more disrespectful
to play your second string offense all fourth quarter in a playoff game?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh the Shenanigans scene...
Makes me laugh every time.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Can't lie
I laughed at that third Discount Double Check commercial.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 14, 2012 9:25 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Ben Jarvis Green Ellis has never fumbled.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIDLEY
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Wow, Tebow completed a pass.
Wut.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He finally has more completions than Brady has TDs
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
im really not sure
ive ever seen tebow throw a spiral, even his completions look wobbly
I honestly wonder...
if Hernandez could be a full time back. He’s looked pretty awesome when back there tonight.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
Jennifer Floyd Engel
@engeljen
Following
Landed in Baltimore to news of Denver carnage. Confused by Twitter glee. Did Tebow rape somebody? Drugs? Oh right, he’s a Christian.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
She's mad.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
SHE SO MAD
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Remember, she claimed he'd be more popular if he were an outspoken and evangelical Muslim
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 14, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
>Looks at the boycott of All-American Muslim
>LOLs
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So sick and tired of the persecution complex
They don’t feed Christians to the lions anymore. Let it go, people.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 14, 2012 9:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 2 recs
Gronk is just disgusting.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
See what happens when you bang BiBi Jones?
You become UNSTAWPABLE!
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
You'll never know.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Neither will you...
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I can more than live with that
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
>WOULD RATHER HAVE GRONK ANYWAYS
>WAIT, WHO SAID THAT?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So let me get this straight
Cage didn’t think that the first ghostridder movie was bad enough…. So he is making a sequel
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I have weird hopes for the sequel
mainly because the Crank guys will make it just absolutely batshit insane, and sometimes batshit insane can be awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
MOAR
Jennifer Floyd Engel
@engeljen
Following
I weep for a sports world that celebrates the failings of a man whose biggest crime is profess what he believes. #tebowmelancholia
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Good grief
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 14, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
I find that the folks who make fun of statements like this (and the one above) are (a) Tebow haters, but (b) steadfastly maintain their hate has nothing to do with Tebow's faith.
What JFE doesn’t get, of course, is that the category of people who hate him, but not because of his faith, has swelled precisely because ESPN celebrates his successes as if they were simply consistent with providential design.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Only in the Goddamn NHL
They had 3 teams under league control, one of those finally gets sold, and so now they’re going to take another. LOFL
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
contraction might be an option
The nhl might be the only league you can say that with
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Who's the new team?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Devils
It will be hard for owner Jeff Vanderbeek, the 54-year-old former Lehman Brothers executive, to get the deal done by the end of the month, the sources added.
That date is key, people familiar with the situation said, because it serves as an unofficial deadline set by the NHL to resolve the potentially-crushing fiscal problem.
“[NHL Commissioner Gary] Bettman basically told him to figure out a resolution by mid-February, or he’ll do what needs to be done,” a source said, noting a league takeover is not out of the question.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sounds like a threat to promote progress.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
The issue with your stupid, stupid stat
Now the Pats lose their win over a team with a winning record… so they once again become like one of the 50 million .500 teams the Pats have beatn this year.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No way...
MOAR BROOKING
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
What channel?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
MTV
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
OT, I just saw one of my old managers Kelly on Facebook.
She married a man whose last name is Kelly.
Her name is now Kelly Kelly.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Is this her?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sheldon Souray is tappin' that.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
HIS WIKIPEDIA SAYS HE'S MARRIED TO SOME BAYWATCH HO.
Honestly, wouldn’t surprise me. Pro wres chicks end up with weird ass relationships.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Gail Kim's engaged to semi-celeb chef Robert Irvine
It’s still weird that Clooney is Kiebler’s type, considering she dated Test and David Flair before. Didn’t think looks were too high on her priority list.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You know what Clooney's type is?
Whatever the fuck he wants at the time.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Teenage, wrestling-obsessed me was like
SHE LIKES UGLY DUDES. I TOTALLY HAVE A SHOT IF I EVER MEET HER.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i didnt think test was terrible looking
of course, i was also a ‘testicle’
by studcrackers on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
x

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 14, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
fun game lol
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
GUYS, Nobody thought Tebow would ever be anything in high school.
That’s why he was a 5-star recruit.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Just gotta say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s all.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yu is tweeting
I’m on my iPad can someone translate?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

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