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From FanGraphs. Start Homer Simpson-esque drooling now, and see the whole article here.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 16, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

Is "Chris" Gentry the new Neftali Perez?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jan 16, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

Exactly my first thought.

As good as Prince Fielder would've looked in a 4XL Rangers' uniform, we all know you win with pitching. -- JJT

The truth about MLers from a MLer, Todd Coffey:
"In my heart of hearts, if it's the right contract, I would look to definitely come back to the Nationals."

by rooster on Jan 16, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I need Elvis to move down to 9th, please.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 16, 2012 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

ANd MY to 2nd

Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?

by Buttermaker on Jan 16, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's the link

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/dreaming-about-prince-in-texas/
You’re welcome (spoken in derisive manner).

Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

by txranfanted on Jan 16, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Oops

Linked the wrong thing. Thanks.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 16, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

In this case,

I retroactively remove all traces of derision from my post.

"Put a bird on it"

by txranfanted on Jan 16, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I would be happy

If either became the full time centerfielder.

"Pawtucket Patriot Beer. If you drink it, hot women will have sex in your backyard."

by Evil Monkey on Jan 16, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

at this point

I am starting to get my hopes up pretty high for Prince signing as a Ranger.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 16, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Same here.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 16, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow. Even with some regression to the mean,

That is some shit right there.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

by Atticus F on Jan 16, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

There will most likely be some regression

But I think that a few players will improve offensively

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 16, 2012 3:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

i fapped

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 16, 2012 1:29 PM CST reply actions  

Wut?

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

by Atticus F on Jan 16, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

was a commercial a little while back

forgot about this

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 16, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, that's the Parks and Rec guy

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 16, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

POW!

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jan 16, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit, foreshadowing right there.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 16, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Mmmmmawullllllll

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 16, 2012 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

someone do the math

900 runs with Fielder in the lineup? 855 in 2011.

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 16, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That's 45 more.....

Can someone check my math?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 16, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

My favorite line in that movie

Lawyers ask some dumb questions sometimes.

Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.

by WyoRanger on Jan 16, 2012 6:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

baseball porn..

That is probably illegal in several states

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 16, 2012 1:46 PM CST reply actions  

that lineup is definitely illegal in Seattle...

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Jan 16, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

even if Napoli regresses 25%

a wOBA of .330 is pretty good for a catcher

by RangerMad on Jan 16, 2012 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

Going to go ahead and bring the crazy theory...

Based on the tweets about Sox needing to move money to get Oswalt or Jackson.

Have them pay a significant piece of Crawford… trade him to us.

Sign Fielder

Hamilton plays CF this year.

Enjoy crushing everything.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 16, 2012 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

you have gone off the reservation, sir

although…
I like the sign Fielder part
but not so much the Hamilton plays CF part.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 16, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

How do you figure?

Carl Crawford is not Vernon Wells.

At something like $12M Crawford is good value.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 16, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Crawford at $12 per for 6 more years? not terrible but would you take it after his 2011?

would Boston actually be willing to eat $42 mil? If Crawford were to return to form, they’d be awfully pissed

by Baseball North on Jan 16, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...

The group that signed him was different management. And allegedly ownership doesn’t care for him.

But last year was a bit of an aberration in my opinion… certainly the bad UZR numbers would seem to be. Playing LF at Fenway screws up defensive metrics.

Crawford at $12 per for 6 more is a probably worth that.

As I said… it’s a crazy thought. But Crawford would be an intriguing long term alternative if the Red Sox were willing to give up on him. Likely won’t happen.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 16, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

And then...sign Roy, and trade Harry for Jones

And ship Cruz out at the trade deadline!!!

Jones, Hammy, Hot Carl across the OF, King replaces Josh in 2013.

/rosterbation

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 16, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll keep NC17 in that scenario.

I want nothing to do with Adam Jones.

I sports hate you CJ.

by Parman on Jan 16, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't imagine them selling so low so soon

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 16, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why it's crazy.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 16, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Mad Genius!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 16, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

another Fangraphs article

Hamilton of Fielder

Josh Hamilton for five years, $110 million
or
Price Fielder for seven years, $160 million

both start in 2012

go vote

by RangerMad on Jan 16, 2012 3:42 PM CST reply actions  

I voted Fielder

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 16, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

false choice

Neither will be Rangers if those are the terms.

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 16, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I think this is the correct answer.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 16, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't really taken into account how this may impact Face(signing Fielder).

Meltdown number #3 looms on the horizon. Face, Harry and Moreland to Toronto for Rasmus or Face, Olt and Moreland to Rockies for Fowler. I’m bad at this. So someone suggest a good trade including Face as he will be demanding a trade as Prince doesn’t take days off.

I sports hate you CJ.

by Parman on Jan 16, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Ron will get him ABs

just means more time for him at 2B, 3B and…….. SS.

by RangerMad on Jan 16, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a good chance face will get time at 1st if we add Fielder (on days he DHs)

Napoli will be the starting catcher, so fewer days at first. And there’s not roster room for Moreland in this scenario, so he’s a non-issue (in RR or traded)

by Parker20 on Jan 16, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah shit!

I just made a mess all over my keyboard.

dangit…

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 16, 2012 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

In that case

kudos for persevering and typing anyway.

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 16, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Epstein once said all he wants is an above average player at each position

Not superstars. Rangers would have that.

Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.

by WyoRanger on Jan 16, 2012 4:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

except they'd have 2 or 3 superstars...

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Jan 16, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Jeff Wilson
@JeffWilson_FWST
Michael Dean Chadwick, Josh Hamilton’s father-in-law, now will not be Hamilton’s accountability partner because of family considerations.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 16, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

I still do.

But I feel I could be an effective accountability partner for Hambone. I’ll get drunk and he can watch me ruin my own life. “SEE WHAT THIS SHIT DOES TO YOU JOSH?? VOMIT YOU REALLY WANT TO END UP LIKE THIS?? NOW GET THE FUCK OUT THERE AND HIT SOME HOMERS. PASSES OUT

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 16, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

"I hate you doing this to me, Hamilton.

But because I am your accountability partner, I’m going to sleep with these three loose women you brought back to the hotel. I’m taking one for the team here, buddy. And so are these ladies."

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 16, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It's genius.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 16, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 16, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

That's dumb if it was because of concerns over nepotism

If his father in law is good for this sensitive matter then it should be him.

Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.

by WyoRanger on Jan 16, 2012 6:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Indeed.
Kevin_Goldstein Kevin Goldstein
Fielder in a blowout. RT @jdondlinger: @Kevin_Goldstein Over the next 5-7 years who would you rather have? Fielder or Hamilton?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 16, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

just end contract extension talks with Hamilton

and sign Fielder. Let someone else take the risk with Hamilton and give us extra draft picks next year.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 16, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll do it.

I don’t drink, smoke or do drugs. I’m a Southern boy. Will work cheap. That’s my resume, call me JD.

Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?

by Buttermaker on Jan 16, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

And you have mastered the reply fail!

:)

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 16, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

it was the best of lines

it was the worst of lines….and so on

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 16, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

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