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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 17, 2012 7:13 AM CST
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PrintOh, what a day!.
Happy 70th birthday to the great Muhammed Ali.
And a most respected happy 50th anniversary to greatness that is the silicone breast implant.
We're a little over 24 hours away from finding out if Yu wants to wear a Stetson or wear a Kimono.
I'm still mastering my tablet, so no dates for now.
On a random side note, Alcatraz was pretty cool last night. The lead cop is a hottie, I suggest you look her up.
Rabble on!!!!!
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i DVR'ed alcatraz
looking forward to seeing it tonight
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yo tambien
Shoulda watched that instead of that clusterfuck of a “basketball” game last night.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jan 17, 2012 7:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i didnt watch that either haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 7:32 AM CST up reply actions
JUSTIFIED
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
tonight, right?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jan 17, 2012 8:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tonight. Archer Thursday.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Fuck yeah
I’ve been waiting so long for Justified to come back. TV on Tuesdays have sucked since Workaholics ended.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I think I'm gonna have to check this out
Been hearing great things.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
Its a great show that everyone needs to watch
Nothing like a modern day western
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Start from the beginning.
The seasons are only 10 episodes long.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
yup...i got it recorded as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
it's...weird
the lead cop’s shirt keeps getting lower and lower, and she runs a little bit which is nice.
it’s a little gorier (sp?) that i thought fox was allowed to show.
first 2 episodes combined: B-
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
I'm kinda meh on it.
There’s not enough tension between the characters…maybe X-Files ruined me. It seems like the show is a hybrid of Lost/X-Files, but less interesting, solely because I don’t give a rat’s bottom about either main character. No depth or tension. From the first episode of X-Files (or Bones or House) I felt pulled in. I didn’t get that from Alcatraz; I solely felt like a viewer…similar problem that Fringe had for me.
by Apes and Androids on Jan 17, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
i really want them to tell me what the fuck though
because i am too stupid. my fiance keeps saying shit during the episode and then the things come true like she fucking wrote the episode, and my dumbass is just sitting there confused as all hell.
but i am one of those viewers who tries not to think during an episode, and just lets the show come to me. i dont want to spoil anything for myself. but also i am a dumb
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
you're settling down?
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getting married in march, bro
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
this makes me sad
but awesome. heh.
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why it make you haz a sad?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
I've always thought 'it could be worse...' and reference you
but you seem to be off pretty good now.
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how the fuck could my life be worse than yours, at any point?
i fucking balled out of control when i was single, and now i have conned an attractive girl to marry me.
i dont know how my life could have been worse than yours
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
oh and, come at me, bro
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
heh.. I didn't mean that as negatively as it came off.
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you are a fucking tool.
period.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
one of my favorite cinemagraphs
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
This post is in Chapter 1 of Mike E's "How Not to Make Friends and Influence People."
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I still watch the KSwiss commercial from time to time.
“Me and Matt Ryan just fucked you up…”
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
at least get my name right in your sig.
ass
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
I've found myself disagreeing with him on occasion recently
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
A little too much like the pilot of Fringe for me
the 2nd half of the episode was much better than the first so I’ll give it a couple of more tries but right now it’s not luring me in that great.
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
Coach Drew
Please pass on your measurements to Bill Self, he would like to know what size clown suit you wear.
Meh
They weren’t gonna go undefeated. At least it wasn’t to fucking Texas Tech.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions
x
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
@jam
this guy knows what he is talking about, and wrote a book about RV living thats like 3$ via kindle (can get on your phone)
just FYI, may be a good resource
However, if you ARE thinking about living in an RV or live in one already, I expect that the book will be indispensible. I’ve lived in an RV 100% of the time that I’ve been in the US for almost five years now. I’ve been through pretty much everything, and done every RV modification conceivable. Despite only being around 75 pages or so, the book comprehensively covers every area of RV living from modifications to security, including a section dedicated to Rialta living. I think you’ll really like it.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Thanks, yo!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
If you had to
Roof Pizza or driveway Pizza?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I hate scenes where good pizza goes to waste.
Conspiracy Theory and ET… #1 thing I remember about those 2 movies.
He's the McClintock of pizza throwing
That thing lands perfectly on the roof.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 17, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
i believe i read they did it in ONE take
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
Bahahaha!
Solid gold. Cranston is fucking amazing.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
if you like him
check out his interview w/ the nerdist podcast. its pretty good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Bryan Cranston talks "Breaking Bad," finding Hal’s center on "Malcolm", getting a call from Tom Hanks to play Buzz Aldrin, and marketing his exciting new culinary treat. Special unexpected but welcome appearances by Rainn Wilson and Phoenix Jones!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
so max/benji
did either of you ever flash a ROM/kernel yet?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
It's his birthday? Crazy I just watched the episode of Mad Men yesterday concerning him
I’m almost through with it now.. it did get better as time went further.. like it a lot more than I did after the first 4 episodes..heh.
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ive never been as into TV as i am now.
i dont know if it has to do with me having more freetime in the afternoons now that i have a job or if its DVR or what, but i cant get enough of it. there are so many good tv shows on right now. like really really good tv shows. cable, network, premiums…they are all bringing the goods. and i cant get enough of it.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
I honestly think there has never been more good stuff to watch on TV
Granted, with all the reality garbage out there, there’s a lot of shit too.
But HBO and Showtime are as good as always, and now channels like AMC, FX, and USA are producing some really solid programming.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
My wife and I started watching White Collar on Netflix over the past week.
I think we’ve burned through 20 seasons in a few days.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
*20 episodes
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
USA has some really solid shows.
cant wait for suits and royal pains to start back up
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
I need to start DVRing Psych.
That shit cracks me up whenever I watch an episode.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Big fan.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Is that "The Catch?" I fucking love that shit.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Yep!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
YESSS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Do you have the season DVDs?
There has to be a blooper real on them right? It would be an injustice not to have one.
Noooo
We started watching from the start, so…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
this is fantastic.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Hahah.
Worst costumes ever. That’s what made it so great.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
x
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Gus dancing is one of my favorite parts of the show.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
GOTTA STAY LOW
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
after seein these gifs, i'm wondering why I do not watch this show
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
you should
MC clap yo hands
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's pretty good
I don’t watch it consistently, but every time I do, I enjoy it.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
x
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
and this is the best one yet
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It's great mindless television...USA's specialty.
by LiamP on Jan 17, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So you think it's thought-provoking television?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
OMG. I laughed so much when that happened.
I also had a crush on Joey back in the day.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I about fell off the couch when that happened.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Psych, Royal Pains and now White Collar.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Also waiting on Fairly Legal
to start back up.
Good stuff.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Royal Pains sucks
Suits is greatness though
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Eh, we've been sucked in.
I agree that it’s been much more miss than hit lately, but I like the idea of being an ER Macgyver
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
that
and reshma shetty
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Indeed.
Not normally attracted to Indian girls, but she is quite the looker. Too skinny sometimes, but quite attractive.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
I dig her accent
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Burn Notice is my favorite guilty pleasure
Bruce Campbell fucking rules.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
So my sister and law finally got that baby out of her stomach
30 hours after the contractions began.
Seriously, you guys: fuck having babies.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
heh... 'in'
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
always one upping everyone
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
why you ask me if i was alive the other day?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
my wife was induced at 8 am in the morning and at 10 pm they decided to do a C Section.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
"Sister and law fiinally got that baby out..."
I was envisioning your sister in labor surrounded by cops, guns drawn and pointing at her tummy yelling
“Come out with your hands up!”.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
Italics fail
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
Our first was about 30 hours start to finish.
We didn’t realize it for the first ten or so, though. We should have, looking back on it now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The Walking Dead
Couple of things: they’re still with Herschel on the fucking farm? Fuck….that gives me more reasons to seriously never tune in again.
Second, this episode is the first one written since Darabont left as show runner, according to AICN. That means Darabont was the one responsible for that disaster of a second season… Maybe things are looking up?
That's not for season three.
That’s just this season’s next episode, unless I missed something.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
That clip is labeled Season Two Episode 8.
There’s thirteen total for season Two according to the bottom of the page, plus the just announced sixteen for next season.
AMC just announced season three will run 16 episodes. Season two is comprised of 13 episodes; season one only had six. The last few episodes of season two begin airing Feb. 12.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
i really want Rick to turn into a badass now.....it needs to happen to save the show
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Anything even vaguely resembling character development would be welcome.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
anything even vaguely resembling plot development would be nice too.
there was ZERO plot development in the first half of the second season.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
anything would be nice
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
The one where Rick and Herschel are talking?
That’s from the episode on Feb. 12th.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
It calls it "the last few episodes of season two" at the bottom of the page you linked.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
i honestly believe we will see a change in how we pay for cable in the next 3-5 years
ESPN’s costs are defrayed whenever it passes on surcharges to cable operators. But as viewers begin to squawk over rising cable bills, cable operators protest that the sports giant has gotten too pricey and too coercive in its terms. Outspoken Liberty Media CEO Greg Maffei, who oversees Starz and QVC, has called ESPN’s fees “a tax on every American household”—the key word being “every.” Because cable channels are bundled into packages, tens of millions of people who never watch sports end up paying for it anyway—and paying a lot more than they would for a package that didn’t include sports channels, ESPN the most expensive among them. Cable carriers who balk and threaten to drop ESPN must also contemplate losing its corporate brethren: the Disney Channel and ABC Family. “ESPN, through … sheer muscle, has been able to say to us, ‘You will carry this service on the lowest level subscription you offer, and you will make all of them pay for it,’” says Matt Polka, CEO of the American Cable Association, a trade group. “My next-door neighbor is 74, a widow. She says to me, ‘Why do I have to get all that sports programming?’ She has no idea that in the course of a year, for just ESPN and ESPN2, she is sending a check to Disney for about $70. She would be apoplectic if she knew … Ultimately, there’s going to be a revolt over the cost. Or policymakers will get involved, because the costs of these things are so out of line with cost of living that someone’s going to put up a stop sign.”
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Isn't that the whole point of "tier packaging" to begin with?
I’ve never once signed up for a cable package that actually had 100% of the channels I wanted and none that I didn’t. For example, right now I’m paying for no less than 8 Spanish-language channels.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
im also not sure how much "a la carte cable" would even be a better thing.
that means that the channels are dealing directly with the consumer, and channels like USA and ESPN can charge whatever they want without that middle man like time warner or comcast to keep them at bay.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
They'll have a set price
My guess is that it would be a bit more than what they get right now from the cable companies. USA won’t be able to charge you 5 bucks for their channel just because its not part of a tier anymore. They’ll lose way too many viewers that way. USA, TNT, FX, and those basic cable channels will still strive to be much cheaper than HBO/Showtime or else no one will pay for their channels. It would be more worth it to just wait for them to show up on Netflix or Hulu.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yeah
But there’s increasing talk of switching cable over to a pay per channel basis. You’ve got things like Netflix, YouTube, Hulu, Amazon, and all of those streaming shows/movies going on now where people are starting to drop cable all together because its cheaper for one of those subscriptions and they don’t care about anything on TV that they couldn’t get through there. You are starting to get closer and closer to just paying for the channels you’re interested in watching.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I probably won
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
fuckshitballs
I probably won’t have cable in 5 years.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
THEN LET US CHOSE THE CHANNELS WE WANT
AND PAY PER CHANNEL.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
ONLINE
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
I hate online tv
I have a massive tv for a reason
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
Step One: Get a box that you can use with your TV.
Step Two: ???
Step Three: PROFIT!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I know
I have one that does. I don’t use Netflix or anything
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
The Roku
is pretty badass
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 17, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
WiDi
Why can’t this catch on!?!?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure about Alcatraz.
Feels like just another cop show with a Lost carrot being dangled in front of us for the duration of the series. And given how the Lost writers took the lazy way out with their ending, I’m not hopeful.
Still, I’m a big Sam Neill fan, so I’ll stick with it the first season.
Rabble.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
doesn't sound promising...I'll give it a shot tho
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Love that motherfucker Sam Neill.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Preach
That fool hooked me on The Tudors in the span of a single episode.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
I will watch Event Horizon just for him.
LOVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. He’s one of my favorites.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He is the main reason I am giving the show a shot.
He is right behind Bruce Campbell in the list of actors that make me want to watch whatever they are in.
First day of the semester, and I have to make a trip to the ER.
Good times.
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
Southland tonight, people.
Get interested. I’m gonna see if I can get back into Justified tonight as well.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
just got caught up on Hell on Wheels
that show’s awesome. love it.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
so, i pretty much want to bone every chick i see now
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
i mean, before, i wanted to pretty much plow every chick i saw,
but now it’s like, i really want to bang every chick.
not that i can bang even 5% of women, but it’s like, i really want to
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
Likewise...
I feel like the want will never go away even into marriage and parentdom. Just can’t act upon it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
exactly.
but you want to. with damn near everyone.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
EVERYTHING is in play...
Even more than when I was single. It’s weird actually but whatevs. It’s pretty simple. I don’t put myself in situations where the potential of boning some strange is higher than normal. COMMITMENT
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
yeah, no,
i’m never going to cheat, it’s just not my style, but i can find something i like in every chick now. like a girl passes me who i used to not look at, and now i am like, yeah, i could get with her
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
I feel like more women look at me with "fuck me eyes" than ever before...
I know it’s just my head fuckin’ with me and that if I were single this would not be the case.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
It may not be your imagination.
Some women love married dudes. They see that ring and it becomes a challenge to them. Some women are fucked up like that.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I personally feel like it's the universe screwing with me.
When I am looking for girls, I usually don’t really find any that I am actually interested in. When I have a date, there are frequently cute ones wandering around.
As for you, competition, and girls knowing that at least some girl wants you definitely makes them more attracted to you (that is a very broad generalization).
There's this Mexican girl that works the window at Pollo Regio near my work...
I swear to christ when she hands me my change, she looks at me with some serious “I wanna bone” in her eyes. And i think oh man, if this were a year or two ago…
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Friggin' international students, man
It’s not a good thing being a twenty something guy working with 18-22 year old girls from foreign countries.
Not. good. at ALL.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
Oh and she's stereotypical bigtill type.
Hispanic, long dark curly hair, tan skin. JUST LIKE MY OLD LADY. But every fucking time I go there, she’s there. Life is fucking cruel.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Just because you're on a diet
doesn’t mean you can’t peruse the menu.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Yeah but I also wanna fuck the menu...
And in a previous life I was a man of questionable morals.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
And not an 8 month pregnant emotional fucking train wreck.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
It's not new to me, I've never had it.
Nor will I.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah and while that's tempting cause I'm a fucking perv...
Not worth the mental burden nor completely wrecking my family which is what would happen when you consider I’m horrible at lying or remembering what I lied about. I’d get caught in two fucking seconds it’s pathetic.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't say you should
but now that you are taken and about to change your life forever with a baby…. every chick will seem like that want to take a ride on your bone coaster
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Just wait until you run into the 5'11" Serbian tennis player chicks
(deep sigh)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
I went out with a 5'11" chick a couple of times this winter.
It was weird. She was too tall.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Long-term that might be weird.
I dated a chick that was that tall in high school and didn’t think it was that bad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hottest girl I've ever dated was 6'0" even
I’m 6’2" so it wasn’t a problem. But damn, the legs on that girl….mmmmm.
Lol, ended up marrying a girl who’s 5’3".
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
I'm a tall dude (6'5)
but never dated a tall chick.
Not to say I didn’t want to climb a few mountains, but it just never happened.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Me either
I have hooked up with some tall ones but never dated one
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
For some reason really short girls dug me
My wife might be the tallest girl I ever went out with, and she’s 5’7"
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's how tall my first GF was
every one since has been 5’4" or shorter
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
That's the sweet spot right there.
Not so short she looks weird and not so tall you look weird next to her.
My first wife was 4'11" (no shit)
Seems like I date/hook up with the tall ones and marry the midgets.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
The shortest I have is 4'10" and tallest was 6'5"
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
I seem to be under the impression.
….that you are a couple inches taller than me (I’m 6’1"), and that is 2" shorter than the shortest girl i’ve hooked up with. Was that weird? I found it weird dating a 5’0" chick.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
I only hooked up with both of those
6’5" was much more weird… and I’m 6’5"
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
4'11" was weird
There were some positions in the sack that just didn’t work. Pictures were also really funny looking.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
This girl never wore heels when we went out.
But if she had, she would have been an inch or so taller than me. That would not be acceptable.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Meh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Meh,
she probably isn’t that great.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Are you sure you don't mean men?
Please refer to my signature for details.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
I live by the idea that other women
are like arts of work in a museum. You can look all you want. Just don’t touch them.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
pretty much this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You can fap to them on the internet, too, though.
That’s still acceptable.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
oh absolutely
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
But not in the museum.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
That does happen.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And this is different from before .... how?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it's not
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
I wish I could fuck every girl in the world
Every model every singer every actress every diva
Every house of diddy chick every college girl every skeezer
Stripper and every desperate housewife that resemble eva
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
most recent SBNation Mock Draft
http://www.sbnation.com/2012-nfl-draft/2012/1/17/2709580/2012-nfl-mock-draft-andrew-luck
14. Dallas Cowboys, David DeCastro, OG, Stanford
Finally, some attitude and meanness to the Cowboys interior line. DeCastro should probably be a top ten pick; he is that good. Derrick Dockery will be a free agent after spending the better part of the season injured.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
287 South from Lymon, CO to Amarillo is one of the more desolate landscapes I've driven.
Cactus, Texas is right up there with Seligmann, Arizona for Worst Places Ever.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Boise City, OK has a badass DQ in it though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Dumas, TX
I felt my will-to-live draining out of my ears just driving through that place.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
yeah, that last stretch between Dumas and Amarillo after you've been driving for a long time seems endless
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Test
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
1-2-....3 ?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Mic check, 1-2, 1-2
Mic check a-1-2.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
I turned on the No Script add on.
Because getclicky was preventing the javascript for new comments to load. But I wasn’t getting any new comments despite the correct scripts (sbnation.com & lonestarball.com) being white-listed.
Wanted to make sure it wasn’t a No Script problem.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
fuck the new world
fuck you, fuck you, i’m out
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
I...I...what the?...I don't...you find weird things on youtube.
Maybe you guys will like this. NSFW
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
how NSFW?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
I had to verify my age.
I saw what looked like a party hat on a boob and left.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
It is exactly that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
They're boobs yelling at each other.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
What's so NSFW about it?
Just a couple of boobs talking to each other
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
ESPN Radio plays that all day!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Read "Hunger Games" over the weekend.
While the book left something to be desired, it could be a cool movie if done right. Kind of a “Lord of the Flies” meets “Blade Runner”… Not really sure how child murder will play though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, I'm anxious to see how that aspect is handled on screen as well
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
I was certainly intrigued by the trailer
Might be good (might even be great), or it might be mediocre.
But it certainly didn’t look like complete shit.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!!!
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Are they really?
I know for YEARS, the Japanese studio’s demands for any American distributor were absolutely cray.
Something like a wide theatrical release, even though it was several years old, and a remake option.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The term "cray" is not short for "crazy," according to Kanye.
But I think I will continue to use it that way.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 17, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
no headline?
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Craw so hard mothafuckers wanna fry me
THAT FISH CRAY
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 17, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Aahahah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
I've always wanted Stephen King's The Long Walk to be made into a movie
but that may just be because the idea of the government gunning down teens appeals to me.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Where's Max?!
HAS ANYONE SEEN MAX?!?!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
A Grantland writer said that it's like the Twilight nonsense,
but guys will actually like it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Having never read the Twilight series, I have no idea
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't believe this for a second.
You’re a card carrying member of Team Jacob.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
he needs to be team Edward
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have no idea what you are talking about
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
From people I respect, I've heard that comparison is akin
to saying Yu Darvish will not be good because he’s Japanese.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
There's hardly any romance, and it comes about because of the dire circumstances.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
The last book sort of sucked
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I got that sense.
Especially when the werewolves make an appearance.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's clearly aimed at young adults.
It’s full of murder porn and kids not knowing how to relate to members of the opposite sex. It’ll make a billion dollars.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I just can't drink that stuff.
Even their light blends make me feel cracked out.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Same here
Coffee usually gives me the shakes.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not a coffee person
I’ve never liked it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
they do espresso better than anyone. just tastes delicious
but i am a black coffee drinker, and all of their stuff just tastes yucky
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
this is the worst opinion in the history of LSB
they do espresso better than anyone.
!!!!!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
FAKE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
is that for real?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
I like my coffee to kick me in the ass, though.
I was draggin’ some serious ass this morning. This will certainly help.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Light roast coffee has more caffeine that dark roast coffee.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Then I'm going to have to start going half-caf or something.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Starbucks coffee has significantly more caffeine in it than most places that serve it.
It is part of the reason that brand became so popular.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
I've never drank Starbucks in my entire life.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
that's a weird sentence
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
At one point it was just that I didn't like coffee...
Now it’s like a contest to see if I can go through life without ever drinking it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Same, and my mom used to manage a Starbucks
so I could have had that shit for free if I wanted.
I do sometimes like a muffin or something like that.
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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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Cheese danish...delish
(paging Loblaw)
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
I am not a big fan of Starbucks.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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i roll with dunkin
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
I don't get the Dunkin love.
Their coffee is one step up from gas station coffee.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
yuck
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Started reading George Martin's "Dance with Dragons" finally
Feels a little…off, so far. Like he’s losing his grip on the story. Granted, I’m only on like Page 100 or so.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:05 AM CST reply actions
i liked it....much better than AFFC
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It has the characters I care more about (Tyrion, Jon, Davos)
and doesn’t divert into new characters (seriously, what was with all the Dorne shit in AFFC?), but it still feels…odd.
I’m getting very tired of Melisandre and her crap. I thought Mance Rayder SPOILER
…
…
…went out like quite a little bitch after GRRM had built him up to be such a hardass. Seemed strange.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
just wait dude....I liked the book. about 800 pages in it does catch up to the AFFC timeline
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Lol that totally threw me off at first
I forgot they were written to be more-or-less simultaneous, so when Master Aemon and Sam and Gilly were back at The Wall I was hella confused for a second.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
haha....yea took me a sec to figure it out
I’ve come to the realization that none of the books coming out are going to be as good as the 1st 3 books. Still very solid tho.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
The only new characters I cared for
were Oberyn Martell (who kinda went out like a chump as well) and the crazy priest guy from the Iron Islands. Brienne bugs the shit out of me, and the brother/sister with Bran are kinda weird as well. Didn’t give a damn about anything that was going on out in Dorne either.
I really really love the detail of the world he creates, but the overall plot seems to be dragging a bit. Maybe I’m just impatient to see Daenrys get to King’s Landing and torch some fuckin’ Lannisters already!
Oh, and where the hell is Bronn?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
no fucking clue on Bronn
i would like to talk plot a little more w/ you but I’m hesitant….i don’t want to spoil anything.
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
True
I know there are a bunch of comrades on here who haven’t read them yet.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
the Jon stuff is the best in the book
altho Daenerys awesome as well…….i just finished it over the weekend.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Jon's a kickass character
My third favorite (mainly because he has the coolest wolf).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
my favorites
Jon
Tyrion
Daenerys
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Top 10 for me
1. Tyrion
2. Bronn
3. Jon
4. Ned
5. Oberyn Martell
6. Davos
7. Dolorous Edd
8. The Hound
9. Arya
10. Aeron Damphair
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
i was fond of Robb
and the stupidness of Cersei is limitless
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Cersei is a great character to hate
Robb was kinda bland, but that was his role. He was the eldest son, leader of the family, inheritor of the property, etc.
I think Jamie Lannister has also gotten a lot more interesting. Jaquen H’ghar was a pretty badass character too, but he wasn’t around for more than a couple of books (although he might show up again, who knows?)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Jamie is a tough one to get a read on
seems he could turn his back on his family easily.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Fire alarms are malfunctioning in my building today
So there is a flashing strobe light going off once per second in my office right now.
I’ve been here for just over 90 minutes and already want to kill myself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
We don't have real sirens, it's more of a blaring sound.
That part isn’t going off, thank God, but the strobe is killing me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
We had a period of about 4 months where the alarm went off early in the morning (midnight - 2 AM) multiple times.
All false alarms (the part that tied into the fire sprinkler system was effed up). The horn was by far the worst part. It was so damn loud. I have no doubt that continuous exposure to that horn would damage people’s hearing.
hope you dont have epilepsy
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
This is Chinese Water Torture via light.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
whooaaaaaaaa
kiel to notre dame???
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 10:14 AM CST reply actions
YUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
Awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not really, preferred him at LSU
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I'd prefer Notre Dame not be good.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
shh
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
jarret lee was a top 10 QB coming out of HS
so was jordan jefferson. the issue with LSU hasnt been talent, its coaching that talent to its potential, particularly on offense.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Just look at the kid's name.
Gunner Kiel! That’s the most QB name in history!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
a big problem at texas
i thought they had a godo OC though
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
This is more what I'm thinking.
Although they could come after Chris Johnson next year and I do not want that one bit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
5* QBs at ND havent exactly been the issue.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Still.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Do you guys even play ND any time soon?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Every year.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
I did not know that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep. Every year since 1946.
They play for the Shillelagh Trophy (not to be confused with the Jeweled Shillelagh of ND/USC)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
that shit is CRAZAY!!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
I fucking hate Dave.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
I'm glad you got the reference.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
oh i got it, too.
Barry pisses me off. they actually all piss me off, but i love that show
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
fuck yes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
decommit
moran.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
What an ultra-maroon
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Alright, LSB Medical Experts, lend me your opinion
A little over a year ago I started feeling pain around the left side of my stomach/bladder area. Went to to check it out, lots of tests/scans, long story short….tumor. Got it surgically removed, lots o’ rehab, nerve loss, good times.
Well…I’m still feeling that pain, and now it’s coupled with indigestion, acute stomach pain, irritable bowels, and a major pain in the left side of the bladder. Been to a urologist, got a uroscopy done (wheeeeeee! now that was a goddamn riot), nothing. All clear.
Any ideas/theories? I’m kinda freaking out about it. My brain is like “OMG IT’S STOMACH CANCER” but the MRI doesn’t show anything of the sort.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 AM CST reply actions
The seriousness of this post really puts a damper on all the fun responses I want to use.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Lol fire away
It’s the OT thread so I’m counting on a 1-10 Serious/Joke ratio.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
[Insert pain-caused-by-lack-of-BJs joke here]
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Scar tissue from the surgery?
Where did you have it done?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Trinity Mother Francis, in Tyler
It’s possible (they shanked me pretty good across the abdomen), and I’m sure they had to move all the internals to get to the tumor lodged against the spine.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Aqua lives there
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so does wildcat
joey matches used to
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
I been there once for UIL regionals
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in the mall I got a good deal on a watch too..
he just kept lowering the price! heh.
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I used to live there...
Shiloh Road Apartments
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
This wasn't actually a response to your question, Jihad is just giving good advice here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Lower left quadrant stomach pain
could be a number of things, but most would be GI related. Your primary care physician didn’t talk about any of those things?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
They seem to think it's all neurologically related to the surgery
Which…I dunno. Still hurts like a bitch (especially after sex). But they have consulted the MRI scans and done an assload of blood/urine work, and supposedly everything looks fine.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting.
There are a few common complications from surgeries in the abdominal cavity…the problem is that it makes them hesitant to go back in.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Nah, just comes out too fast
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
"Is there a burning sensation?"
No, fire come out my dick when I pee.
ONe of my favorite Eddie Murphy routines.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
So we had one of the most intense thunderstorms I've ever been through last night
I actually woke up to it (this is very rare for me), and it was something else. Weather’s been weird… teens last week, up to 40/50 Sunday and Monday. Global Warming, you guys.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Indiana
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Haha I laughed.
(She’s not my girlfriend though.)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
good book
Crichton took a LOT of hell for it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Interesting
I had not heard that. I worked at a company with about 25 meteorologists and I think we were pretty much split down the middle regarding the global warming debate. For the record, I’m on the skeptical side.
On what basis?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Basically the whole
110 years of real records only of which half are digital. People wonder why there are more tornadoes nowadays. Perhaps it’s because there are actually more people to report said tornadoes. Also urban heat island effect has some play as well.
I’m not saying there isn’t climate change going on, but I’m a little remiss to lay it completely on the feet of mankind which a lot of people would like to do.
xx
I’m not saying there isn’t climate change going on, but I’m a little remiss to lay it completely on the feet of mankind which a lot of people would like to do.
this is how i feel.
i think fairly clearly man had an effect. but i dont think it is possible to say they did, without a doubt have all of it or even most of it.
SSS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
If those were the only things being relied on,
then I would agree, but that’s just a fraction of the things that are looked at. We have satellite temperature gauges, amount of gas dissolved/released, etc. The question of whether or not global warming/climate change is real has been answered.
Until recently, there has been room for skepticism on the role that humans have played in this, but even this is being proven.
Note, I’m not saying we need to sacrifice first world living for this, but there is also a middle ground between the Sierra Club and the growing trend among Republican candidates of ignoring the incredible amount of research on the subject.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
That was a great book
How much of it I believe, eh….but he took his beliefs regarding global warming to his grave. He was pretty dang adamant about his feelings towards Global Warming.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
I do like the fact that he cites his stuff
In particular this book was well sourced. I’m a science nerd in general so I’ve enjoyed most of the stuff he’s put out.
IANF
Have you tried the KFC wings? I want to try them but right when I do, I remember it’s KFC and I don’t trust them to make shit accept for potato wedges.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
bww has 40 cent traditional wings.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
hooters has wings wednesday as does pizza hut
bww has boneless wing thursdays.
i dont think wing stop or pluckers run specials
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
I thought Wing Stop was cheap on Tuesdays
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
wild wings is real cheap on tuesdays... i dont go to wing stop.. too damn expensive
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
u mean troy aikman?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
I still need to go to a boneless thursday at BWW.
Unfortunately I don’t have a location close to me since I moved to FW…
i ate the bww wild sauce on sunday
it’s their second hottest sauce. it wasn’t very hot
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Nope but it's my favorite
Their hottest is too hot though
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
I've only had it once
to try that one sammich that has chicken for bread
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Which is the only thing KFC has ever done right.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
yeah... they seem to be fattier than a regular chicken wing.... good flavor...
you can fill your arteries filling up with grease and chicken fat though…
but good.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
coops
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Hweird?
No, it’s weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Contraband with Mark E. Mark
need I ask?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm interested in it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
So you guys know that I'm obsessed with abandoned buildings, urban exploring, all that.
But I’ve never shared with you the story of the one time I actually tried urban exploring and why it was the last time I’ll ever do it.
I’ve been considering throwing that story down in one of the OT threads, but I want to make sure I do it justice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
sounds kinda crazy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I've never heard of this concept before
but it sounds interesting.
Post away.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Like this?
http://melisaoporto.tumblr.com/post/7529310608/i-want-to-do-this-but-im-too-chicken-shit-also
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
do it
DO IT
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
do it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
I used to do this often.
Glad it never turned into a criminal trespassing, or a pissed off land owner. This is biggest building we ever ran around. The floors are almost entirely rotted out, and what floor remains is sketchy.
#oshit
you went there?
nice.
hear lots of stories about that place. LOTS of them.
FYI, the prosecute.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Is it haunted? Or what's the point of going into that building?
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
in really bad shape
been there forever, and empty for a long long time
“haunted” (meh)
dude prosecutes.
empty
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
xx
According to Mrs. Robertson, the estate does have a number of rumors about it which are just not true.
There is no underground tunnel between the buildings. Perhaps the grand basements under the main building
started this rumor. There was never a mental hospital or insane asylum there, nor any padded rooms,
or electroshock therapy sessions. No one was sacrificed by a cult within its walls, and no Devil Worshipers
ever resided there.
In the early 1980’s the estate was bought by a group of five local businessmen for an
estimated cost of $3.1 million dollars. This was when the estate was in fairly good repair. It changed hands
several times going from one savings and loan to another until it wound up in the hands of a local
Sherman attorney who still owns it today and has long term plans for the estate.
its actually a pretty nice piece of property (assuming the owner has not sold off parts of it) in a decent location
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
I wish this guy was a better photographer.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
No way most of that place is salvageable.
Might as well tear it down and start over for what it would cost to try.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
its trashed.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but I'm sure people would complain if the owner tried.
It’s nothing more than a landmark at this point.
It was a wreck when I snuck into it in the early 90's.
Walls had been spray painted, windows broken, fire damage, and it had become a place where kids went to drink and smoke pot. That was 20 years ago.
The land is beautiful but its backed by some fairly low rent apartments and it sits at the intersection of two highways. I had no idea one of our local attorneys owned the place. That makes me want to find out which of my colleagues it is.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
yeah its a serious thing now
owner doesnt play around now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
I guess now that I think about it this was actually the second time I ever did something like this.
Because we went into that abandoned factory just north of campus in Waco once. That place was lousy with homeless people. They were EVERYWHERE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The old General tire factory?
Some guy blew himself up trying to steal copper off the roof there a few years ago. In through the hands, out through the junk.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
I mean yeah the price of copper is getting pretty high
but that’s still a lot of work and risk for something that isn’t really a huge payoff.
I think that was it.
The one I’m talking about was torn down recently.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Now that you mention it I think I noticed that it was gone when I was home for Christmas.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
so one time, this was 11 or 12 years ago,
my buddy and i “broke” into a house that had recently been forclosed on. i don’t know if we forced entry or what.
any way, we are messing around in the house (it was a gigantic house in southlake), and we were just looking for anything really (we probably should have looked for valuables).
any way, i was 13 or 14, and we came across the biggest bag of porn you have ever seen. it was like 50 – 100 videos in a trash bag. needless to say, it was awesome.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
what this mean?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Only ultra bored people or complete freaks live there.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Don't forget 30 something MILFS that are willing to try anything with a strapping young man in his early twenties.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Because they are ultra bored.
Because they live in Southlake.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
There's some truth to this statement.
X’s and O’s was my cougar trollin’ den of choice.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
I may or may not have explored this place when it was abandoned and nobody could figure out what the fuck to do with it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of...
Abandoned anything just gives me the fucking creeps. Like seriously this hotel was not that fucking old when me and a buddy may or may not have gone through it in broad daylight, and it still creeped me the fuck out.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
There is an abandoned hotel in Downtown Dallas.
And walking by it is weird….probably because you can see into some rooms and it’s like everyone inside literally disappeared because there’s shit on desks and coffee cups sitting around, etc.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Zackly...
There were still dishes in the kitchen(heh) I remember coming across all kinds of shit that looked like it was just being used yesterday.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
you mean the Stadler Hilton/Grand Hotel on Commerce?
They are starting work on that one
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 17, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Yeah, they have been “working” on it since like 2008 though.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
starting in earnest I should have said
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 17, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
List is $299
if It’s truly not a refurb then yea, that’s a hella good deal. That’s a good deal even if it is a refurb.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Refurb gets a bad rep when it shouldn't.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
especially when its apple refurb'ed
buy it and jump on that squaretrade warranty and you have a very nice deal
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
True
I’ve bought several refurb’d products and never had a problem with any of them. Just make sure you’re aware of what’s included with whatever you’re getting and if you need something that’s not included then purchase it separately.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
GDI, it is a woot off day
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 17, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
I want a woot monkey
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 12:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
randomly
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
not even refurbished i dont think
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
I would say so.
I recently bought the 64gb for $360 in a black friday deal.. seems like you’re getting the same savings.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Honest conversation I just had with a co worker...
Him:“Who’s this on the radio, Fergie? She’s hot, wouldn’t you love to give that a try?”
Me: “No not at all. Fergie has a serious case of dude face.”
Him: “Well yeah, but she’s doable.”
Me: “Well dude, I mean that’s true for anybody depending on the amount of booze. Get me drunk enough and you might be doable”
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
File a sexual harassment complaint.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
When I was the one doing the harassing?
I like this idea.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
Your honor, she sexually harassed me by smacking my hand with her ass!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
yeah just what I was thinking
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Interesting.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
look, idiots.
i am not going to buy an ebook for 10$ when i can buy a hardback for 15$ on prime (or 7$ used)
book publishers are stupid.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Some people prefer E books
I hate reading online
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
i dont mind ebooks
but im not doing to buy an ebook for MORE than i can get a hard copy
nope.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
It's not just them.
Really it seems like anybody that isn’t Valve doesn’t have a clue that digital content inherently has less value to most people than a physical copy and yet they are fucking determined to sell it at either the same or higher prices.
instead of giving money to the publisher
i will just buy it used and ensure that the publisher (and therefore the writer) doesnt see any of it.
publishers need to figure this shit out.
i would love to know what kind of margin that valve/steam earns lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Even if their margin isn't that big
They’re making huge bucks simply because of their ridiculous year to year growth. They know how to please their customers.
xx
They know how to please their customers
what a crazy idea!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
Originated with the world's oldest profession
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
Unfortunately, in the cases of Live and PSN
it’s the brick and mortar stores refusing to carry anything that comes digital at a lower price.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What is valve?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Steam, bro.
Steam.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You keep saying words at me
that I do not understand.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
store.steampowered.com
It is… the best.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Gotcha.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
steam
its pretty much the only digital distributor out there that “gets it” as far as i am concerned.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
distributor of games.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
amazon prime is hands down the best way to buy books of any kind right now.
except for half-price books.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
yup.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
What the hell...
are they not doing Amazon Mom anymore??
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
My old lady still hasn't gotten an email from them since I put her on the waiting list...
It was what, 2 months ago when you recommended it?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
We got an e-mail saying
that new customers would only get it for 3 months instead of up to a year. My wife is going to figure out if it’s worth it to pay for it after we run out of our’s.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
whyyyyyyyyy are textbooks so damned expensive
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
Racket.
‘bubble’
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
just did my first sellbacks on Amazon hardback bestsellers
“The Pale King” and “The Art of Fielding,” bought from Amazon at 50% off list, sold them back for about 40% of that in Amazon credit, ends up basically being a rental. (You print out a UPS prepaid shipping label.) I live in a small place, and while I like having books on the shelf, I sure as hell don’t need them weighing me down.
"So where's this naked picture I've been hearing so much about?" - AceJC, 1/15/12
Why?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
aren't we all?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
I feel like Manny at the end of Ice Age 2 when he realizes there are other mammoths still alive.
So glad to find I’m not the only one left.
And when I'm awake...
I like to buy penny stocks while wearing a santa hat on the beach.
Go Rangers! Go Cowboys! Go FSU!
My favorite part:
Captain: Do you realize that it is dark and we can’t see anything?
Coast Guard: So, what do you want to do, to go home, Schettino?! It’s dark and you want to go home? Go to the bow of the ship where the ladder is and tell me what needs to be done, how many people there are, and what they need! Now!
Wow!
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
The American version of that conversation would have been more entertaining.
Captain: Do you realize that it is dark and we can’t see anything?
Coast Guard: So, what do you want to do, to go home, Schettino?! You afraid of the dark, bitch? It’s dark and you want to run home like a woman? Get your cowardly ass to the bow of the ship where the ladder is and tell me what needs to be done, how many people there are, and what they need! Now!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you fuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
I just love that the coast gaurd absolutely laid into this guy.
What a little bitch. You know, one day he’s going to look back on this and think to himself that it would have been better for him to have gone down with the ship.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
#titanic
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
who is going to see titanic in 3D?
me
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
That ship that ran aground in Italy was over twice the tonnage of the Titanic.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
MY KIND OF SHIP
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
HAAAAAAAAAAA
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Lol
I’m taking a Costa cruise in June.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
This whole saga with the ship just proves once again that the ocean is the original honey badger.
It straight does not give a shit and will murder your ass.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I would expect you to have a healthy respect for the ocean indeed
Seriously, though. I stay the fuck outta the sea. Nothing positive can happen to me in there.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
I'm glad you say that.
More mermaids for me.
And they are freak-a-leaks!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's all a trap
Mer-maider, mer-maider, mer-maider.
Based on a true story.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Only BJs.
When you try to go below, all you get is fishsticks.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
So the question becomes which sea is the most honey badger of all the seas?
I’m putting my money on the Bering Sea.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
I'll tell you which one it isn't-- the Bermuda Triangle.
That, my friends, is the pussiest of all the seas. Totally overrated.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's the Tim Tebow of the oceans.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
James Bond books
anyone a big reader of James Bond books? I always like any of the old movies when I catch them, I know I’m not close to having seen them all; and I really like the Daniel Craig flicks.
On a whim, I bought the most recent book that was put out in 2011 (Carte Blanche) and I really liked it. Trying to read Casino Royale now. Discuss…
Go Rangers! Go Cowboys! Go FSU!
The men's restroom at Neighborhood Services Tavern plays James Bond audiobooks.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Ha
I noticed that last time I was in there
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 17, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
I've got a bunch on my Kindle
The only one I’ve read so far was Casino Royale. I like em for what they are.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
I want to go back where there are mountains.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I wanna look at the horizon and not see a building standing tall.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
I need to find my camera
I’ve got panoramic photos I made up on top of some mountains in Colorado. Once I put it all together it will be 360 degree view from the top of a few different mountains.
That's not the way the song goes at all.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
I wanna be the only one for miles and miles
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
Bloody hell
speaking of birthdays, Betty White is 90 today…dayuuuuummn.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Zooey Deschanel is 32 today
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
The other day my friend was like "Did you know the girl in that New Girl show was the girl from Elf?"
“And also from 500 Days of Summer?”
……..
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
It's not like she looks different in any of her movies...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Wait, who was the upgrade?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
girl he meets at the end
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ooooh yeah
Forgot about that. Yeah, I take Friday Night Lights over New Girl any day.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Saw Elf for the first time two days ago
I’ve never understood the Zooey love….until now.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
and I'm 39
just sayin’
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
appy birday
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Facebook should implement a "Block Keyword ___" function
I swear, if I have to scroll through one more post about somebody’s fuckin’ kids, or how “adorable so-and-so looks in their new PJ’s” or whatever.
I’ve got about 12 friends who I still interact with, so I don’t wanna block/unfriend them, but are driving me fucking batshit with all the posts about how much they love Jesus or how so-and-so broke their heart or the aforementioned baby pics.
/rant
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:34 AM CST reply actions
You're about to get LSB gang raped.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't be the first time, lol
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
I posted a comment once that said
“Dear friends, the Facebook status update is not:
1. Your therapist
2. Your priest
3. Your dating service
And about 50 angry replies later, I decided to give up on ever posting anything of any significance ever again.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
My kid walked yesterday... wanna see a video?
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Yes.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I don't know how to get it from my text file to the internets
I emailed it to myself and can’t get it to work. My computer says it doesnt support that file type
Lately,
it’s people hawking their stupid pyramid schemes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Or their video of some smug looking sumbitch
explaining to me why he hates religion but loves jesus.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
I think you just need to make new friends.
Yours sound awfully preachy and reproductive.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Baylor, man
Baylor.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Heh.
I think most of the Baylor guys here have a kid.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't even click that one
I think there is somebody who is an LSBer who posts a bible verse or some such every day. I’m about to start trolling him.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
It's not.
You’re much more handsome.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
I am not sure if we are Facebook friends anyway
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think so.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Quick...
Post photos of your kid doing the exact fucking thing he/she was doing yesterday only in a different outfit!
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Hmmm, let's see. My last 5 posts:
ODB
4 month old watching football pic
End of Christmas pic
4 month old at a restaurant
Baylor
Probably about right. Fairly sports heavy, some baby pics, other esoterica.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
I pretty much just use facebook to spout off my sports/movie/music/book opinions
Kinda like the OT thread, come to think of it.
Used to post a lot more political/religious stuff, but once my family and mega-Jesus co-workers started getting on, it just stopped being worth the hassle.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
I pretty much had to tap the brakes
on the religious/political FB stuff too.
Not worth it when you start losing actual friends over that shit.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
Ron Paul people are kind of annoying right now, too.
It really IS like an OT.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
I am seeing a lot of shitty cars with RP stickers
here recently
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Hah,
I’m starting to wonder.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
How do I tell facebook to send me emails when people
are wanting me to be their friend. I evidently had 5 requests sitting there and some messages. I use to only log on when I have a reason to. Now I get no notices.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
No idea.
It used to do it, but now it doesn’t. I normally leave them sitting there for months.
Who is Chad Crudup?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Says he is friends with Micah
Must be an LSB person
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Meh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure if he's an LSB person or not.
I probably assumed so at the time.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Ah
OK. There are quite a few of those around here. I’ve gotten e-mails from a few. Nice, helpful emails at that.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Heh that video
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Seth Myers made fun of baby overload on facebook last SNL.
by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Seth Myers
The only one on SNL that I can count on to be funny every week.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Quite a telling statement.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
he looks like a skitzer here
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ever seen The Machinist?
Freaky skinny in that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
scary skinny
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
This is my favorite .gif in LSB-land
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, it tells you nothing.
Though, I will say that I laugh every freakin’ week during Weekend Update.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Not his fault
or any of the other actors, for that matter. It has to do with the skits they are in and, frankly, most are just not funny to me. Weekend Update, on the other hand, is the same every week and still makes me laugh.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Clever girl
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
i agree
“mute” function like twitter
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
So dudes
I just went and sliced the boneless ribeye I’ve been marinating since last night in a stout marinade
Dinner is going to be awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Homebrew Chef recipe?
No wait, he uses barleywine.
I made a Vanilla Porter and Ice Cream float the other night. Fucking awesome
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I have some barley wine
Although this was my own kind of adaptation from a few recipes I saw based on what I had.
I used…
Quilmes Stout
Worschtershire
Lemon Juice
Hot Sauce
Brown Sugar
Smoked Paprika
Garlic Pepper
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Quilmes has a stout???
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Under the Quilmes brand…
I know the have the regular (Crystal), Red Lager, Bock, Stout, Libre (alcohol-free) and… Bajo Cero, which is like their version of a light beer.
Then they also basically produce every single other beer in the country. They’re the local Stella, Heineken, Budweiser, and then a couple of other smaller brands.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ooooh, damnit damnit damnit
I totally forgot. You have access to Starropramen. My father in law would probably exchange limbs for that stuff.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Nice.
I have a 4 bone ribeye in the freezer. I think you just talked me into marinating it.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Whoa
Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer
Notre Dame confirms Gunner Kiel has enrolled at Notre Dame.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
scroll up
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Old mac mouses don't allow for easy scrolling :(
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
true
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
LSB Pro-Wres Bros.
WWE announced that Evan Bourne has been suspended for 60 days following a second drug test failure. This explains the tag tilte change and rematch loss immediately over the previous two days.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
so since the sport is fake
was he taking fake drugs too? is this a fake suspension?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Apparently the first suspension he WAS taking fake drugs.
Synthetic MaryJane, and got popped for 30 days for that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, I saw that earlier
I think he’s just said fuck it to the WWE after they popped him the first time and have buried him since. He’s partially to blame though because it looks like he called them out on their BS drug testing policy.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
x
<blockquoteBrian Perroni @bperroni
Joe Montana and his wife are at Blinn College today looking around. Washington qb transfer Nick Montana likely to end up there>
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Booo formatting.
Brian Perroni @bperroni
Joe Montana and his wife are at Blinn College today looking around. Washington qb transfer Nick Montana likely to end up there
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Seriously people...
If you’re one of the greatest of all time, it’s probably a bad idea for your kid to try it. Most like he’s gonna fail miserably and really not be that interested in it to begin with.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
barry sanders kid is pretty solid
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
One of Jordan's kids is pretty good too, right?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
I thought Jordan's kid quit.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
one of them
the other is the team’s leading scorer
south florida maybe?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
one was at central florida
but he just left the team i think
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't the other one at Clemson or Cuse before he quit?
The sport, not the school.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
i think they were teammates
one was the leading scorer of the team and the other one quit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Tebow's pretty good
and he’s the son of God, right?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jan 17, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
FLAG
Shitty Joke. Ten yard penalty, loss of down.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Tough but fair.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh come on, ref!!!
That was quality humor!!! Topical, a little edgy.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
intentional grounding
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
Upon further review
the ruling on the field stands. Shitty Joke
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
True billboard in front of a church on Loop 323 in Tyler
“We worship the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Tebow.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Stawp
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Now I have a stop before I go home this evening.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"A church on 323"
You’ve got a lot of stopping to do.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Lol truth
It’s in between University Drive and Hwy 64.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
quarterback u
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
I always thought they were an ATM feeder school
but it doesn’t seem so for athletes
by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Blinn in Bryan is pretty much an A&M feeder school.
Blinn in Brenham that has the football program is less so (but still probably transfers a large number to A&M).
Wait a minute...
There’s two Blinns?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Also we did have a good connection with Blinn during the Fran years.
His son was the head coach there before heading to TX State with daddy.
Blinndergarten is for regular students.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What the hell?
Second time today I’ve heard this nickname.
Why haven’t I heard this excellence before??
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
the owner of the heat is also an owner or Carnival
mother fucker has lost 460 million dollars in the last 4 days
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
and lebron still doesn't have a ring
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 12:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
He's seen a lot of forth quarter losses.
by mizzou918 on Jan 17, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
oh...ho ho ho...i see what you did thar
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
TOUCHDOWN
This is a quality joke done right Jeezus…Take notes
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
Needs to clean up the spelling.
But other than that, quite good.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
/Mizzou
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
You're obviously on the take
I’m calling the commissioner’s office.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i heard Skin already made this joke
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Well then you listen to shitty radio.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
i dont listen to ben and skin
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
One of my toes is numb.. and has been for the past few years.
What does that mean? Should I get it checked out or something or is it probably fine? It hasn’t affected me in any way.. I just notice on cold floors that I don’t feel it on this toe but do with the others.
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you should probably get that looked at
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 12:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it is not like he will feel it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 12:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm afraid that that'd need to be done
it’s the big toe.. doesn’t that hinder your walking if you lose that one?
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only one way to find out
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
See my post below.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
The last few years?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
YEARS!
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
yeah.. I just don't feel like wasting time or money when it isn't affecting me negatively..
but I always feel like I should go see what’s up.
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Oh well I'm sure this is not worth looking into.
I often lose feeling in my limbs for long periods of time. Totally normal.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
lol..
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for YEARS on end.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
If it's anything like what happened to my dad, his nerves in that toe just died/stopped working.
He now has 9 toes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
shit drum... =/
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You could chop your toe off and then chop your dong off and sew it on to your foot
in place of the big toe. Then you can go toe punching
NOT ALL ANIMATED GIFS ARE CINEMAGRAPHS SO STOP FUCKING CALLING THEM THAT.
/rant
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I will end you.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
It like the whole "all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares" argument.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
It exactly like that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ICWUDT. Hush you.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This is my new favorite GIF
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
You should post it when Darvish signs.
And photoshop JD’s head in.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
if i could photoshop gifs id be all over it.
i expect someone to do this when we sign prince + darvish.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
white hand though
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
originally when i typed that my keyboard messed up
and i wrote white hand thug
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
new JD nickname
white hand thug
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
Like a brokeass Saruman.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh shit, beaten to the punch.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Someone should Photoshop JD's face on that
When we hold the Prince/Yu presser.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The fuck?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
X
THESE are cinemagraphs. And I love these.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'm not clicking on either of those...
Because I don’t really care what people call them.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
They have pretty girls in them.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Ron Pearlman is Will Ferrell
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 12:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions
and Kal Penn is Aziz Ansari
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 12:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Jeff Fisher
new HC at St. Louis.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
not new
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 17, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Iran be trollin'
Iran to return drone – A miniature pink plastic one
At least one model — a pink one — has been reserved for President Obama.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I feel like this will piss off Obama much less
than us just having the local fleet commander make the return comments regarding military capabilities in the region…who happens to be a woman.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Mark Hulet’s Rangers top 10: http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/top-15-prospects-texas-rangers/
JProfar
MPerez
LMartin
NRamirez
ROdor
Robbie ROss
LSardinas
Will Lamb
Mike Olt
Christian Villanueva
followed by
Kirkman
Jake Scole
David Perez
MDLS
Buckel
and Matt West as his sleeper
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What's the story on Matt West?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
nm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
That is a... really bad list.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Looks like Roddick decided to quit pushing
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
schoolly is not gonna like this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 12:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
anyone know of a combo deal to get
a macbook air + ipad?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
No.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell is Huntsman's daughter wearing?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
I know, what is up with those pants?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Its like, did you forget to put your real pants on?
Or did you put a dressy jacket over your workout clothes?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
its turrible.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Leggings
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, I know
But is that an appropriate ensemble? Particularly when you are at a News Conference where your Dad is dropping out of a Presidential race?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Yep.
Man, I love fashion sometimes. Sure, there are a lot of misses, but the leggings as pants fad? Sign me up.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Lots of women think it's an appropriate ensemble for daily wear
Not sure it’s great for a news conference … then again, I’m kind of against the whole leggings as pants movement.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
wouldn't you think she'd try a more inconspicuous color than that?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Depends how thick they are.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
Right. If they were black
that might be considered sheek.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Eh
I think the color is fine. Brightens up the outfit.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
heh just looks funny
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Not trying to be a fashion Nazi.
I mean, I didn’t see anything wrong with those basketball (?) girls who showed up at the White House in flip-flops. It just looks like her top half is dressed to the nines and the bottom half is ready to go back to bed.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
needs moar jeggins
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Skinny Jeans?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
no jeggins lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Skinny Jeans?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Skinny Jeans?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
...
….
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
x
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Someday maybe you'll grow big enough for them to know.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Fuck, I hate work.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Kiel!!!!!!!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Maybe one day he will be half as good as Weeden
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
In order to be a fair copmarison
he would need to leave and come back when he is far more physically mature than the average college QB.
I am trolling
He hates Weeden
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Kiellllll!!!!!!!!!!
GUNNER
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
that kid is having a seizure
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Then he'll probably stroke once Darby comes back
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
he should calm down
that is dangerous for such a small child
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
but I am not a doctor
it might be fine
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hahahah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Made up name.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jan 17, 2012 1:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
JUMBACO
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:29 PM CST via Android app reply actions
JUMBACO...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I do too
but the tacos have kangaroo meat in them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
meat of the kangaroo
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it is what my brother told me when I was a kid
I didn’t have one till about 12
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's unfortunate.
Did you punch him in the nards when you found out it was just beef and textured vegetable protein?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Marionberry Jalepeno sauce
Come at me
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I will not because I don't know what that is
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you see my comment in the draft thread?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
On my way
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Is that like roasted raspberry chipotle
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Better.
This one is closer to BBQ sauce…we used it as a glaze for some smoked sausage and it makes me want to slap somebody.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Why would something that is good make you want to cause physical injury to somebody else?
I think you might need to see a psychiatrist.
You don't punch the air after your team has a good play?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Same concept.
Air → Pillow → Couch → Wall → Person
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
One day you'll figure out
it’s all the same thing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Close
but this one has quite a bit of crack cocaine in it.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
I knew *Marion Barry* would land on his feet after politics
check out his entire line of sauces and marinades . . . and hand-blown glass pipes
Where does Payton land next year?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't the Saints will fire him.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
I C WUT U DID THAR
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Woah
You hatin?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
are you going to come toward him menacingly if he is?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nah, just poke at him.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
he doesn't have feelings anyway
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wow
Y so mad?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously?
I was hating on him when he was the OC but I’ve been impressed/pleased with him so far besides the 2 (?) obvious in game fuck ups. Though that’s not surprising since this was his first year as a HC.
How many games were the Cowboys legitimately out of this season?
2? 3? Think of the talent he is working with. Basically there is one good player on the OL (Smith), the rest range for frustratingly inconsistent to consistently terrible. There is talent at the skill position but it’s hard to get them the ball if you can’t protect the QB. The defense is old without much depth. No pass rusher besides Ware and Ratliff. Don’t think I even need to bring up the secondary. The Cowboys won 8 games this season. They could have won at least two more games (possible a few more if Romo didn’t shit the bed) if not for some bad breaks. Do you think this 2011 roster was talented enough to sniff 8, 9 or 10 win?
Cowboys have a lot of issues but right now Garrett is not one of the problems.
Nope
Do you think this 2011 roster was talented enough to sniff 8, 9 or 10 win?
And of course, Garrett is going to look better when the roster improves.
But not making adjustments, going conservative when it’s not warranted, not owning up to the TO fiasco in Arizona.. I see cause for concern in the future.
I see his HC ability kind of the way I see JD's Gm ability.
It was shaky and a little strange/tentative at the start. There’s a learning curve to every job, no matter how high profile it is. He’s never been a head coach, much the way JD was never a GM before. He was considered one of the best at his previous job and just needs some time to find out what is going to work best.
While it’s not a perfect analogy, I do think there are similarities between both men and their jobs.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Not calling you out or anything but...
But not making adjustments, going conservative when it’s not warranted
this type of criticism is common with most (all?) play callers. But the thing is you have to understand the personnel he is dealing with. “Going conservative” could also mean “he doesn’t trust the OLine to not fuck up”. In my opinion, he had a good understand of his own team and did a great job of getting most of out them. He handled the TO fiasco in Arizona pretty badly in the press.
Right
I get that with the conservative part. But the adjustments? It seems like he has a game plan ready and if it backfires, he waits until half time to change things. Sometimes you need to adjust on the fly either early or late on in games. I do think that’s one of the things that can get better with experience though.
Disagree.
Just needs to have a good DC at all times…like Sean Payton.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Well, in this case,
they have decent defenders…just not enoough.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
I'd say less than half of their starters
Ware, Lee, Jenkins, Ratliff and Hatcher are the only ones I’d qualify above decent
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
I'd say 1 great, 2 good, another handful of average
but then 3-4 holes.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Peyton Manning
Player/Coach
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Thomas Johnson...receiver from Dallas Skyline
He may have one of the more entertaining twitters of recruits I’ve ever seen.
Tee_Johnson3 Thomas Johnson
i want a house..full of one legged b-tches w/asthma so i can f-ck they breathe away
12 Jan
The whole thing is just so...odd.
I find it so interesting (at least what I can decipher…most of it is gibberish).
What a princely fellow.
DISD, represent.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm not sure I understand
the need for them to be one legged?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Helps with leverage to have a leg, I'd guess.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
this is soo full of gold
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Some of the retweets are awesome
@EroticSexTips
Erotic Sex Tips ™
#Sextips4Chicks when u suck dick, don’t just put ya mouth on it…slurp on it like its your Dairy Queen ice cream cone, just dont BITE!
11 Jan via LaterBro.com
Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say...
Fuck my breath awaaaaaaaaaayyy…
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
*breathe
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You went there.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
For some reason I don't picture this fella being of the Caucasian persuasion.
Call me a stereotyping racist…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Stereotyping racist
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 17, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Why does it matter that they only have one leg?
Is he trying to commit murder here?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The only reason I can think of
is one leg in combination with the asthma makes it a lot harder for them to run away.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
So he is trying to commit murder.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Craig James would be proud
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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"Craig James Killed 5 hookers" has fallen off my Googlecomplete
now it’s just “Craig James Hookers”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
murder is a little harsh
I’m thinking more likely rape.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I have never had beef wellington
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 1:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Gooooood
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I would be a back up catcher, myself.
If you could be a bench warmer in one sport, which would you choose? I think being the 12th man on an NBA team has got being a lefty reliever in baseball beat.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
12th man probably makes more.
Plus, I bet the NBA guys pull more swag.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
My thinking
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
We are all Brian Cardinal.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
3rd string QB, hands down.
dat league minimum
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly...
Benchwarmers still have to go to practice and football practice is the fucking worst.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I looked it up...
the rule is no longer in place (eliminated for this last season).
You could keep a 3rd QB but he would not count against the active roster with certain conditions.
400K to be a punching bag? hells yeah.
plus traveling, hotels, bitches and hoes, parties, swag.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
I think the bullpen catcher has a pretty sweet gig.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Define enough
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't it like 30-40K?
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
yep
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm
I still don’t think it’s that bad of a job … to be around the sport and the athletes and travel for a few months a year.
Then again, as a communications/journalism major, my salary expectations have always been low.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
I know the BC before Josh Frasier, who was solely a BC (unlike Josh)
Certainly wasn’t making $Texas, & it tore the hell out of his knees. Spring training is a bullpen catcher’s hell due to all the catching they have to do in one day.
by drizzle on Jan 17, 2012 3:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I can see that.
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by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Frasier saw action in the Rangers/Express exhibition game last spring
That was cool. Also, onetime White Sox bullpen catcher MAN SOO LEE is now managing a pro team in Korea!
Deep snapper
cause you still get to go make a tackle every once in a while
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
They stick around forever!
And league minimum isn’t so bad in the NFL if you can play into your 30s.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
And you only have to be really good at one thing.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If I'm not mistaken, there's an unwritten rule that you don't touch the deep snapper...
Probably why Ladoucer has lasted as long as he has.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Of course it was the Browns...
Ryan Pontbriand of the Cleveland Browns has the distinction of being the highest-drafted long snapper in the history of the NFL Draft. He was drafted in the fifth round (142nd overall) of the 2003 NFL Draft by the Browns.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Until you come out of your stance.
So you could just chill there for a while if you really wanted.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I seriously think I can deep snap as well as guys in the NFL
I’d have a bit of trouble covering the punt though
Ugh
Tuesdays suck ass. Essentially have class from 8:00 to 2:00
so hungry
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
you should eat something
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i have glorious
hamburger helper cooking
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
We're not friends anymore.
That shit is disgusting.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
People insult my food all the time and I don't get it
It isn’t going to make me enjoy it less
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
I just saw a British ky commercial.
weird
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Well...
TheBigLead Breaking? Dre Kirkpatrick arrested for pot possession this AM, per sheriff’s office: bit.ly/z2au10
welll
TheBigLead Breaking? Dre Kirkpatrick will now be available for dallas with the #14 pick: bit.ly/z2au10
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Eh...
He started off really well as Denver’s DC, then they fell apart. So…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
So they played well beyond their talent level in the first few games and "fell apart".
Is it really surprising that that kind of thing happens during a 16 game schedule?
So, how does that make him better than Rob Ryan?
We have at least one instance of him having success but the league adjusting.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
Going back to last offseason...
I wanted Nolan over Ryan. My main problem with Ryan this season was that he couldn’t get the defense lined up correctly too many times. It’s inexcusable if it keeps happening game after game. I’ll cut him some slack since he didn’t have much talent to work with this season.
I missed this but I'm following a Bay area beat writer because I'm semi-following the Warriors (mainly Curry)
and he said that Nolan called Alex Smith out early on in his career about an injury he was faking. He wasn’t faking.
"He is not playing well, but I would not put it on his shoulder." Last week, after Smith’s dismal showing in Atlanta, Nolan repeatedly told reporters to "ask him" why he played so poorly.
What a douche.
I'm sure it's beeing discussed,
but how about Paula Dean’s diabetic ass?
She’s going to make millions endorsing diabetes products, releasing diabetic friendly cookbooks… hell, she’ll probably get a new TV show out of the deal.
One consolation is that she’ll die at 60.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Thank God...
Of all the celebrity chefs, I hate her the least.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Ramsay, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's awesome
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
How much of that is his recipes vs. "LOUD YELLING BRITISH GUY CALLING EVERYBODY IDIOTS"
I like Paula Dean’s food.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I like dairy too
But she’s awful. She’s a cartoon.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
he is a pretty awesome chef
but yes, he yells alot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Her food is good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
sorry.
correct answer we were looking for was giada de laurentiis. better luck next time
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
It's like watching the same porno tape for the 8,000th time
just doesn’t really do it for me anymore
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
BUT PAULA FUCKING DEAN DOES?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
You leave Paula Dean alone.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Will her devotees be leaving my clinic alone?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
DON'T WORRY, GB; THE DOC-FIX IS IN. YOU'LL GET PAID.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
DADDY NEEDS HIS ASTON
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa.
Nowhere did I say that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't know that I could be married to a woman
who had a job that required her to be a sex symbol.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
High and mighty GB won't marry a prostitute.
Breaking news.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm just saying
if it weren’t for that, she’d be practically perfect. Seems nice, great cook, super attractive…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
"Guys have j/o'd to my wife eating peas."
“I can never eat peas again.”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
x
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
A true master.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ah, yes
The lovely Giada.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Indeed.
IN-DEED.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yes, Darling...
I don’t mind helping around the kitchen…
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Ahhhhh, food porn
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Good fucking luck.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
Three things:
JUCO WR Patterson is taking his last visit Saturday, deciding between LSU and Baylor. I’m going to guess LSU wins that one and he goes to Georgia.
Seth Russell is visiting on Saturday, will likely commit if offered.
Devin Fuller is going to take his final visit next weekend, deciding between Arizona and Baylor. Probably Baylor.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ooooooh man.
Devon Fuller – Do want do want do want.
Latest on Wheeler?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Visiting Tech this weekend.
Still talking up Baylor on facebook.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
=/
One of your links still had him as one of Tech’s most important recruits.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't worry about it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
hahaha
JUCO WR Patterson is taking his last visit Saturday, deciding between LSU and Baylor. I’m going to guess LSU wins that one and he goes to Georgia.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
It reads strangely, but I was being serious.
I think LSU gets the visit this weekend and Patterson ends up going to Georgia.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
first name?
and i thought you were making a gunner kiel joke there, i got a good laugh out of that haha
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
I was kinda. But it wasn't my primary goal.
Cordarelle Patterson. #1 JUCO player in the country.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Although, now that I think about it, LSU losing Gunner Kiel to ND may play into this situation as well.
Gunner Kiel, helping Baylor land two nationally-ranked recruits.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They still have Mettenberger, though?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Fuller? Really?
Wow. That’d be a big get. I didn’t realize you guys were on the short list.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Aqua's got more info,
but Briles put the hard sell on after RGIII announced he was leaving. They had talked to him before then also.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
ACL
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Too many hippies?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Really? Boy, that's a shame.
And I really hate a certain poster for making me feel good for a second about a player who I really like and shouldn’t be hating on so much.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Co-signed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
the number of beltre head rubbing gifs out there is staggering
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
lol
VMart is the one doing it in half of them
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
It's funny that Caldwell got canned today
Cowherd reported this morning that he was likely going to get extended.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ESPN literally 15 minutes early was reporting that he was going to be extended.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I find Jennifer Hudson somewhat attractive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:37 PM CST via Android app reply actions
That feeling when
all ten knuckles pop (thumbs twice each), then you get a good crunch on your back and neck.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that feeling when you find out you have arthritis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
GB, you're a doctor.
Sage advice or an old wive’s tale?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Fairly certain it's nonsense.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
I read that's just an old wives tale.
Crack is caused by gas bubbles being released and it has no correlation with arthritis.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I am sure it is an old wives tale
I am not a doctor
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what does this mean?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
did that pass?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No, Wikipedia is protesting it tomorrow by shutting down for 24 hours.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
quite a few sites are shutting down tomorrow to protest the bullshit bill
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
>google shuts down
>world as we know it ends
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Replace google with facebook
and you might be right.
Also, GDP will be up 155% on the day.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Sounds hot
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Oooh yeah.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
So can I claim my unborn son on my taxes?
Or do I have to wait until he is actually born?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
In before deadline
woooo
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
As it turns out
They’re kind of an annual thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ohh, will this horrible year never end?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 2:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
When's she due?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Well, good luck
with…with your…your bottom.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
bottom bottombottombottom bottom
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
So around the time pitchers and catchers report
Good timing, sir.
"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC
by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
prepare your anus
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
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