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Around SBN: NFL Safety Ryan Clark's Motivational Workout

1/17/2012 OT 2



I'm glad it's tax season.

Star-divide

I got some cologne at GAP for like 15 bucks... Not really a cologne guy, but this stuff smells good and the price is right. (CS,b)


A properly caramelized onion is a lot more work than you'd think, but the end result is way worth it.

Albertson's had buy one get one free pork shoulders yesterday. They also sell fresh rolls 5 for a dollar - that's a good deal. Needless to say, I made pulled pork sandwiches with caramelized onions yesterday. Win.

Does Kobe miss Odom more than Odom misses Kobe?

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Hipster Star Wars

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 17, 2012 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

Oh fuck right off.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I will not.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 17, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Jan 17, 2012 3:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

David Murphy is speaking on campus today.

around the same time the are prescreening an undercover bosses episode for the new season cause someone from here was the undercover CEO.. q&a afterword. can’t make both :/

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by Mike E on Jan 17, 2012 3:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you know, I've always thought 'it could be worse and reference you...

but you seem to be even worse lately

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Invite Mike E out with us one night.

Or maybe we take the party to Waco.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

gonna need to set him up with a babysitter

lets do it!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Open Fanpost: Our Night Out With Mike E

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

you can tweetpic it too

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

heh this reminds me of Barney Stinson from last night's episode

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

who is with me?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Reminds me

forgot to watch that last night

by sprite on Jan 17, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

On the docket for tonight.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

[waits for ab03 to come correct him on nuances of the use of the word docket]

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

underrated.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 17, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

its a good

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

No way.

The age old rule applies here just like any other show.

Pregnancies and fucking Kumar ruin it.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

you my friend are badly misguided

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

It was once the ONLY CBS show that didn't make me want to flee the country in shame,

but now it’s slowly eking its way into fucking Mike and Molly and Hawaii 5.0 waters.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

oh, and of course, 2 Broke Girls.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

i have to suffer through 2 broke girls and up all night

2 of the worst shows ever.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That is the worst show ever.

In addition to not being funny, it’s fairly blatantly racist.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Having never seen it...

How so?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Grantland

Yesterday’s panel for the CBS sitcom, which featured cast members and co-creator Michael Patrick King, got intense quickly. As Alan Sepinwall reports, it all came down to whether or not the show was planning on veering away from what has horrified many viewers: The constant string of broad racist caricatures and jokes, aimed mostly at main characters’ Max and Caroline’s co-workers at the diner. Earlier, CBS entertainment president Nina Tassler had said: "First of all, I think that they’re an equal opportunity offender. Everybody gets digs. The comment in our dialogue with Michael is, ’Yes, continue to dimensionalize, continue to get more specific, continue to build them out.’"

And then it was Kings’s turn to answer. So, you’re planning on dimensionalizing, yeah? Er, no, not really!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

So..

they basically make fun of them because they’re poor and female?

by sprite on Jan 17, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No,

they make fun of their co-workers for being Asian, black, etc.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Even covered up

That rack is fantastic.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

For cereal.

That’s what I don’t get. It’s not even like she’s showin off the goods.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

They're still rather hypnotic.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh.

SPOIL SPOIL SPOIL SPOIL SPOIL SPOIL DON’T FUCKING READ THIS.

The Alternate openings were really funny, but man, the episode had a lot of weaksauce shit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

"Here he is after we took him to Medieval Times."

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

heh..

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Jan 17, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I volunteer FuturePants

He’s great with kids.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually am great with kids.

Just because I don’t like most of the population’s little snot nosed brats doesn’t mean I’m not good with ones I cared about.

by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

You would love my kid because she's awesome.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

My kid is awesomer than your kid.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 17, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYAzKwm-R0

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 17, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't mean this as a reply

sbn app. is odd

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Jan 17, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

buy one get one, at what price per pound?

They usually inflate their prices terribly when they do those sales.

by BHill on Jan 17, 2012 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Don't remember exactly.

The total for both pieces of meat (about 5 pounds a piece) was $15.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Not bad

Around Christmas, they usually drop to around $0.99/lb for tamale makin’

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 17, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, not bad.

They typically don’t even try to hide the price increases when they do those sales. Buy 1 get 3 at $7 a lb for chicken …

by BHill on Jan 17, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

First day of classes now over...

One of my classes on climate change played a Michelle Bachmann audio clip. I wanted to reach through the internet and punch her face.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 17, 2012 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

Heh? What does Michele Bachman know about climate change?

She doesn’t even know where the first shots of the American Revolution were fired.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

by Atticus F on Jan 17, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's the full quote...
“Well, what is carbon dioxide?

Let us just go to a fundamental question. Carbon dioxide, Mr. Speaker, is a natural byproduct of nature. Carbon dioxide is natural. It occurs in Earth. It is a part of the regular life cycle of Earth. In fact, life on planet Earth can’t even exist without carbon dioxide. So necessary is it to human life, to animal life, to plant life, to the oceans, to the vegetation that’s on the Earth, to the fowls that fly in the air, we need to have carbon dioxide as a part of the fundamental life cycle of Earth.

As a matter of fact, carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful, but there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. There isn’t one such study because carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas. It is a harmless gas. Carbon dioxide is natural. It is not harmful. It is a part of Earth’s life cycle. And yet we’re being told that we have to reduce this natural substance and reduce the American standard of living to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occurring in the Earth."

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 17, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Key phrase

“We’re being asked to reduce the American standard of living.”

Don’t you dare ask us to give up those Hummers, you pinko commie bastards.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh fucking fuck.
As a matter of fact, carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful, but there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas

. Carbon dioxide is natural. It is not harmful.

Why is this so hard for people to understand? Just because it is natural does not mean it isn’t harmful.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Too much of anything is bad.

That’s why they call it “too much”.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 17, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh.

HOW IS THIS PERSON IN CONGRESS!?!?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

X

That is the first time I’ve tried to make an image a link…see if it works.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Great work.

That’s entertaining.

Yeah, turns out, you don’t have to worry about eating enough cholesterol.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

So I shouldn't have chewed up that thermometer?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I have done this

scary

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by thedudeabides on Jan 17, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

No shit

Snake venom is naturally occurring, but that doesn’t mean I want a cobra biting my arm.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 17, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Cyanide is naturally occuring

but it will definitely kill the shit out of you.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

by Atticus F on Jan 17, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

This would be hilarious if she wasn't actually involved in our political process.

It’s still kind of funny.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Ooof.

I can’t believe she got even 1% of the vote.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Relatedly...just saw this:
Turkey’s Foreign Ministry released a scathing statement condemning comments by U.S. Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry as “baseless and inappropriate” and said that the United States has no time to waste with candidates “who do not even know their allies.”

Perry, the Texas governor, said Turkey was ruled by “what many would perceive to be Islamic terrorists” and questioned the country’s NATO membership.

In a debate ahead of the South Carolina primaries, he said Turkey was moving “far away from the country that I lived in back in the 1970s as a pilot in the United States Air Force that was our ally, that worked with us.”

He also said that the United States should eliminate all aid to its longtime ally. Perry’s candidacy briefly soared when he entered the presidential race in August, but his shine faded after a series of weak debate performances.

x

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

There you go, Rick

Be sure to piss off our one ally in the region that actually maintains some semblance of political, economic, and social stability.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I know they haven't been a perfect ally,

but considering all of the military endeavors in the region and their role in the logistics of that, this strikes me as bizarre.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

And just so Aqua doesn't get onto me for bagging on the Republican nom's too much...

…here’s something I agree with:

The tax burden someone like Romney would face cuts to the core of the fiscal debate that has roiled Washington over the past year. President Obama has called on the wealthy to shoulder a larger share of the tax burden, especially since they benefit from a more favorable tax rate on earnings gleaned from nontraditional sources of income, like investments, dividends or interest.

Romney addressed that argument to an extent, noting his opposition to Gingrich’s proposal to eliminate all capital gains taxes.

“You’d have individuals – the Warren Buffett argument — Warren Buffett, Bill Gates would probably pay no taxes at all,” he said. “Today they probably pay 15 percent. Very high-income people of this country pay roughly 15 percent of taxes if their resources are coming from investments and under their plan it would go to zero. I just don’t think that’s the right course.”

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

No, the right course is to tax capital gains at twice the current rate.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 17, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I'd prefer that, sure.

But I’d also prefer that they not reduce it to zero, so hey, babysteps?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Grand compromise: Cut corporate tax rates to 0. Raise cap gains rates to 30%.

This probably doubles revenue (though I don’t have the numbers in front of me) and forecloses any arguments about double taxation.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 17, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Woah.

You’re going to have to give me some time to think about that one.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't this just incentivize everyone to be a 'consultant'

and pay for their personal expenses through their ‘company’ ?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

This is one of those doomsday scenarios that ignores the fact that the IRS, by and large, is gonna get their money.

That, and there are already substantial incentives to do this under the existing structure—rent, cars, utilities, non-mortgage interest payments, etc., i.e. things corporations can deduce that people can’t.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 17, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

#ohshit

perry = dumbass.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know who this dude is but I am gonna watch his show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

My favorite boy in the world is in NYC today, doing a little business here ...

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

Are we supposed to guess?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

No

I think only one person here might guess who he is. He’s not that well-known …. yet.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

This the guy who's normally in Chicago?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

more than 1 knows who it is

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Howard Stern

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dammit, so that new 'Chronicle' movie

is filmed as a ‘found footage’ movie?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Ridley really has jumped the shark.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 17, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Ridley who?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I swear these fucking GS cookies are gonna be the death of me.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 17, 2012 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

CNET-
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak may have waited in line for the release of new iPhones, but he says there are ways Android has leaped ahead of iPhone.

x

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

he is right

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Dave is a dickhead.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

So funny

When Woz slobbers over the iPhone, everyone just dismisses him. When he doesn’t, he’s taken seriously.

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 17, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You're so freaking quick to defend the iPhone that it boggles my mind.

Of course people are going to dismiss somebody with close ties to Apple saying it’s the best phone. He has an obvious bias towards it. It’s much more interesting when people go against biases.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

He doesn't have any close ties to Apple

He’s a nut — that’s my point. I just think Woz is completely irrelevant

Android is fine, and in plenty of ways superior to the iPhone — I don’t disagree with the article.

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 17, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Everyone is misunderstanding me

Sure, he’s biased. But, his opinion is irrelevant. He’s no longer involved with the company, and hasn’t been in something like 20 years.

In the tech world, he’s generally regarded as a nut. An article like the one posted isnt really worth anything – its just to drive page views

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 17, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

iPhanboy

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Almost as good as

meatspin.com

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

lemon party

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Meatspin > Lemon Party

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

What's on meatspin again?

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Better have a quick look see

www.meatspin.com

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

No, no I will not.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

NSFA

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

FU

I should have read the warnings before I clicked.

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 17, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck it, I'll click

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

OH GOD MY EYES

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I should not have gone to this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If RF posts it, I don't click it during work hours

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Also a good strategy

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I went right before he posted the link

the song makes it worse

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It will give you something to look forward to later then.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

are you ever worried the mods will get mad at you?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

For what?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

linking stuff like that

just curious

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't generally seek that kind of stuff out

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WELL WELL WELL LOOK AT MR HIGH AND MIGHTY

THINKS HE’S TOO RESPECTABLE OR SOME SHIT TO BE CHECKING OUT HELICOPTER DICKS AND SHIT.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

DAMN STRAIGHT

I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This has the potential to become someone's sig.

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Make it yours.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Replace Ace?

"There is very little in this world that is more hyped up and put on a pedestal than the BJ. Maybe Tim Tebow. That’s it, Tim Tebow is the BJ of the NFL." - AceJC

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Done.

Ace’s was too long anyway.

TWSS.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

well

fuck

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Cheer up

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

at least it says chrom and not chromaster

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

haha....this is awesome

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry

It was just too good to pass up. The season’s nearly here. I’m sure someone else will say something sig-worthy before long.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

it's fine

I don’t care

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh he totally cares

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

There is no doubt

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

he mad

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what happens when you think you're too good for

looking at funny dong related humor.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

at least I like bj's

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

LSB's ability

to distill a sophisticated argument into “derp”-quality sound bites is phenomenal.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It's our best quality, Blowjobhater.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This could be a sig as well.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

by Atticus F on Jan 17, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Blue Waffle

Tub Girl

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I do know what these things are

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't either

And I’m rather frightened that Schultzy does.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude, I don't know why

But today has absolutely flown by.

Good work, LSB!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

I thought this was pretty interesting

Tesla: Birth of an American Car Maker

I’m curious what people here think about it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

What I've read about Tesla makes it sound pretty cool.

I don’t know if it’ll work, but I think it’s at least injecting some new ideas into a long-stagnant industry

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

I know it’s hardly been as smooth as that article makes it sound [it’s been a very, very long tortuous process for them], but I like that they are bringing a different approach.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

There was a bit more extensive article in Wired

It was very interesting (especially since Elon Musk is somebody I already have interest in, given his involvement with SpaceX.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Super interesting, thanks for the link.

I remember talking about their struggles with my gleeful anti-electric-car father-in-law at the time.

Just three years ago, Tesla Motors was in big trouble. The company’s inaugural product—the $109,000 Tesla Roadster—was due to begin production in September 2007, but an internal audit done over the summer revealed that the cost to actually build the car had climbed to $140,000. It was a money-loser before a single unit had been delivered.

Musk was the lead investor but wasn’t running the company then, and he was taken aback by the state of affairs. He’d been led to believe that manufacturing the car would cost $65,000 and decided to investigate the discrepancy himself. He visited the body panel fabricator in England and discovered that the facility didn’t have the right tools to do the job. The car wasn’t just too expensive—as things stood, it couldn’t even be built.

At this point, Musk and other investors had sunk nearly $100 million into the company and didn’t have a single car to show for it

Crazy. Then this is even crazier:

Musk needed a legitimate facility like Nummi, but the plant had recently been valued at nearly $1 billion—way beyond what a small startup could afford…

At the time, the car industry was in the process of retrenching after the economic meltdown of 2008. GM had already pulled out of the plant after declaring bankruptcy in 2009, and Toyota planned to stop production in less than a month. There weren’t too many people interested in buying a 200-acre white elephant of a car factory, so Toyoda opened the door for Musk…It was everything he had dreamed of for Tesla. He offered what he had budgeted for a more modest factory: $42 million. A month later, to his astonishment, the offer was accepted.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to read more about this for sure.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

We need to have a moment like this one day at ODB
Straubel walked over to the finance department. "I need $20,000 in cash in a bag right now," he said. "We’re sending someone to Tijuana to buy a Smart car."

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Except it'd be more like

“I need $20,000 in cash in a bag right now,” he said. “We’re sending someone to Tijuana to buy a Smart car tequila and hookers.”

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Liquor and Boobs...for G. O. D.!*

*G. O. D. = Good Ole Days (of Baylor football aka 2011)

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, this:
"Elon has huge steel balls," his ex-wife notes on her blog. "He truly does."

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

All I can think of is that giant construction beast from Transformers 2

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, he got the plant for less than half a percent of some valuations.

That’s a good deal.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Mind bottling.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Valuations in general are crazy to me.

How do you put a value on a company that makes no money and has very little definitive plans on how to make income?

Sidenote: I have an awesome idea for a website.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree completely.

It’s one of the major things that attracts me to baseball analysis.

What’s your idea?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

A website that lets you create brackets of things to use for ranking purposes

You can then open that up to a specific group (say, posting the link to LSB), or the general user population. People make their picks, then they can see how their bracket compares to the rest of the people who did the rankings. I think that would be kind of fun.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I think this may already exist.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I figured it might.

In which case, where, because I would like to use it post-haste.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm unsure,

but I think it’s been talked about on here before.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm, after googling

this appears similar, but I’m not sure if it’s exactly the same.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

They need to make this into a movie.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Windows 8


Microsoft has been very careful not to say anything about a release date for Windows 8, which will offer a fully developed touch interface, a first for a Microsoft PC operating system. But industry sources that CNET spoke to at CES often cited the second half of this year as a likely timeframe for a release.

Richard continues. “The launch date could easily slip into the Christmas timeframe or into CY13. Moreover, application software vendors are indicating that they are having to make more significant changes to their code than expected. This calls into question how well legacy applications will run on Windows.”

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:23 PM CST reply actions  

Added about 50 movies to the Netflix queue this weekend

Should keep me in business ’til about 2014, lol. Mostly old classics, but also put Drive, The Guard, and Warrior in there as well.

Any other recs from the LSB peanut gallery?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

As a card-carrying member of that crowd

I’m looking forward to it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 6:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

See, I thought Drive was fucking amazing... just so much mood and tension

while Warrior was well acted but predictable, step by step in the plot.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

sure it was predictable

and something we’ve seen before but i thought it was done to near perfection. nolte could possibly get the best supporting actor

perhaps i’ll give drive another watch

i really thought 2011 was a really good year for movies

by studcrackers on Jan 17, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a lot I haven't seen..

but I don’t. It seemed to be the year of the OK.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

2010 may have been top heavy

but no depth, compared to the last few years especially i thought it kicked ass

and there’s plenty i still need to see, like dragon tattoo, a separation, the artist and a few more

by studcrackers on Jan 17, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

A Separation is so so so so fucking good.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it gayer to watch a man have sex with a really hot woman?

Or a really hot transexual with a dick and boobs have sex with a really hot woman?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

What is gay about watching a man have sex with a really hot woman?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

nothing

but is it less gay to watch a man who resembles a hot woman in every way but the cock have sex with the hot woman?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

If there is nothing about it that is gay

How can something be less gay?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe it is a little gay.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think of trans-sexuals as necessarily "gay"

Different category (with various sub-categories as well).

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

male lesbian

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I mean, clearly they don't either

LGBT, and all that.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

it just made me think of Eddie Izzard

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's how you word it...

“I love seeing a woman get pounded and facialed” sounds less gay then “Man I really love watching a man go to town on a woman”

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno... one is forced to really focus on the cock.

If fact, the money shot is all about the dick.

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by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

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by Mike E on Jan 17, 2012 3:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Heh

This exchange reminds me of the bit from Ron White’s first comedy special:

Ron: You know everyone’s a little bit gay.
Ron’s brother: No way, man, I’m not fuckin’ gay.
Ron: Oh, really? So when you watch a porno, do you like to see girls getting fucked by guys with small dicks or big ones?
Ron’s brother: Well, hell, I like to see big, hard, throbbing cocks…oh…

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 17, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow...Greg Abbott gots a lotta money.

Say hello to your next guvnah.

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by TheJeezus on Jan 17, 2012 3:28 PM CST reply actions  

now I got me cowboy swagger

ughhhhhhh

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:31 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I'm perfectly ok with never hearing/saying the word "swagger" or its variants ever again

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

this British dude just said that on the show I am watching

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Really?

Maybe I’m psychically channeling a British dude through some kind of brainwave pattern-merging metaphysical phenomenon.

Or maybe it’s just coincidence.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I agreed to nothing

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did bigtill make a list of things he wanted to not see in 2012?

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by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

as a matter of fact, yes he did

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by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

it failed though

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

of course it did

was set up for failure from the get go

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by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

horribly

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

No

When was this?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
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by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

right after lsj's list thread

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have no recollection of this thread

Was it over Christmas break?

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by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

it should have been renamed "list of things BigTill hates that LSB should adopt asap"

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by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's bueno

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

THAT IS JUST WHAT WE TOLD EVERYBODY

SO THAT WE CAN BRING IT BACK RIGHT AFTER ALL THE NOOBS AND TOOLS STOP USING IT

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

tricksy little hipsters

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he likes that one

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 3:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

"trill" can go with it as well

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by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck that...

Totes and truf are bigtill faves.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ticketism

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by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh.

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by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry, bro.

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by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

the anus is on you

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

bigtill has swagger

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

NatGeo did a feature on these guys in this month's issue

http://www.npr.org/blogs/pictureshow/2012/01/17/145336157/denmarks-navy-dogsled-team-is-serious?sc=fb&cc=fp

Serious badasses.

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by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

Read that article in NatGeo.

Pretty crazy stuff! Although I had a difficult time grasping the logic behind the patrols.

by casew on Jan 17, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

It's apparently a law that states

there has to be a physical official presence like once a year or something to consider it a Danish protectorate. It feels pretty pointless, other than to say they actually have someone presiding over that wasteland.

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by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Right

Just reread the part about supporting Danish sovereignty to the standards of internationals conventions.

by casew on Jan 17, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Which kind of makes you respect those guys all the more. It's not like they're out there saving the world.

Why would you ever desire to do such a thing unless you truly just wanted to be a thousand miles from the nearest igloo.

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by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You would have to be adventurous.

I like adventures and I would like to travel to locations unblemished, for the most part, but human activities. But that is a little extreme for my tastes.

by casew on Jan 17, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Adventurous to start with

but also militantly self-reliant, tough, brave, patient, and a little bit fucking crazy.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh WTF how did you forget to mention that part at the end man?

About the dogs retiring.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess I forgot that part

Dudes are made of freaking iron to be able to do that to a partner who had been through so much with you.

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by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

Fuckin Danes, man.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

So, Finnegan and DeCastro..

Or Carl Nicks and Kirkpatrick?

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 17, 2012 3:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

finnegan decastro

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm surprised you didn't take the Kirkpatrick option.

Is DeCastro >>>>>>> Nicks?

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by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

That seems questionable.

More long term value, I s’pose, but Nicks will show up on AP ballots this year for sure.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

im more thinking finnegan>>>>>>kirkpatrick

id rather take a proven commodity at corner than rely on a rookie who may or may not have charachter issues (i hate that dre did this, i think its going to get overblown, but still).

and i am admittedly overly smitten with decastro/

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Finnegan and DeCastro would make this team better next year

than Dre and Nicks would.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes...which leads me toooo:

Konz – C, Wisconsin

What say you?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

What can Kosier do at C?

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 17, 2012 3:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Eeeeewwww

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

At 14? How is that better than a guard?

But in all honesty, I would not at all mind trading down a couple of spots and grabbing Konz.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Huge difference.

Order of importance on OL:

LT >> OC > RT >>> LG/RG

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I believe that, for one

And two, if 14 is too high for a guard, I also think it’s “too high” for a center. And thirdly, I think the idea of taking/avoiding players solely because of draft position is a bad one.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a rationale behind it.

What part do you disagree with?

You can see how, if you accept my statement, that 14 could be too high for a guard but not too high for a center, right?

It’s not that you can’t ever take one there, it’s just that the level of production you have to get to justify it is pretty crazy.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's too reductionalist, if that's a word.

I agree with some of the thought behind it (it’s not just about getting the best player, but also the best value, and if you can get similar value at OG in the later rounds, and you can’t at tackle, then obviously high-round tackles are more valuable), but flatly stating that 14 is too high for a guard, but not a center just strikes me as lazy analysis. There’s also the fact that these types of rating systems change… for a long time, after all, LT wasn’t considered the premiere position it is today. Running backs are now considered much less valuable than they used to be (the decline of the feature back).

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure,

that I’m even talking about a center this high shows you how things have changed.

Excellent centers are generally valued higher than their guard counterparts because they are able to call out protections schemes, snap efficiently, and assist very capably in blocking and potentially needing to get to the next level in run blocking.

Guards don’t have this intellectual burden. Teams used to adjust to this by having ‘undersized’ guys at center who could handle the protection schemes and snapping but played a secondary role in blocking and then beefed up on good guards for blocking to compensate. Teams still do this and that’s why you’re more likely to see a center go in the third round than the first.

So if you need physically freakish specimens for LT [length, quick, balance, strength, size, etc], it’s not hard to figure out why they go so high. Only so many freaks.

Some guards will go in the top 20 picks, but these are usually guys who not only are phenomenal blockers/fighters ‘in a phonebooth’, but are also so mobile that they add dimensions to the offensive playbook. Kosier has been the guy who adds a dimension to the Cowboys playbook (when healthy), but he doesn’t have the ability in closed spaces that the elite guards do.

Another way to look at it is this: What happens to a draft pick who doesn’t succeed at the position? Similar to baseball, where players move from more challenging defensive positions to less challenging ones, OL do the same. LTs who don’t make it get shifted to RT or LG; OC’s who can’t make the calls or snap get moved to OG; RT’s who don’t make it get moved to RG.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Those fifth and sixth paragraphs really seem to be the crux of the issue.

If you think Decastro is one of those phenomenal blockers who is also very mobile, I see absolutely no problem taking him at 14, especially given the other talent in this draft (which I see as generally a lot of good but not elite players, after the first couple). However, what you say in the next paragraph is also important, because it means that guards carry a certain amount of extra risk because if they don’t work out, they don’t have anywhere to go. And so you have to balance those two things, which is fine. I would not disagree that to draft a guard at 14, you had better be sure he’s going to pan out, but I think that’s different than saying “never do it.”

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever said 'never do it'

I think I’ve just said ’that’s sooo high for a guard’.

Think of guards like running backs. Would you restrict yourself from ever taking a RB in the first 15 picks? Sure, smart teams often avoid it and find great guys in the next 50-100 picks…but if you did that, you’d never get Adrian Peterson. Sometimes, it is justified. I do think that Decastro will be good, but I’m not sure he’s going to be x good where x = Adrian Peterson – above average RB. And I know that you can get guards in the later rounds.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Who do you take instead?

From what I’ve read, Konz isn’t considered to be as good as Decastro, so are you taking a worse player simply because you think you can get a decent guard later on? That type of logic I have a problem with, since I don’t really think the value of a center outweighs that of a guard by that much.

All that being said, I think my current favorite option is try to trade down to the 17-20 range and pick Konz, since you would still have a couple of backup options if he goes early (maybe Dennard?)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, what you said at the end.

I think it’s too early to say. Let’s see how these guys measure at the combine and how their film grades out.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

That's also true...

it’s really still premature to be advocating a particular player over another by that much, since we’ve still got all the all-star games and the combine to go.

Speaking of, on Raf’s site there was a quote that over a thousand players are playing in all-star games, with less than 300 selections in the draft? That was pretty crazy to hear as well.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's a bit surprising.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

And also I'm responding to the general "14 is too high for a guard"

Not that you ever specifically said that.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

so what.

i honestly believe him to have the highest potential to help our team immediately and in the future than any other player we could take at #14 (given the current layout of most mocks. of course that has a high probablity of changing come time to make the pick)

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

and i am totally fine with trading down in that instance.

but then you are betting that the people 3 or 4 or whatever spots before where you land wont pick him, which is a serious possibility. obviously thats not an answer i can really talk on since im not jerry and dont know what those people behind us need.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not concerned with a kid who thinks it's ok to smoke pot

I’m concerned with a kid who is dumb enough not to listen to that little voice that goes “hmmm, I’m about to potentially get drafted in the 1st round to play professional football and earn more money in a couple of years than my entire family will in their combined lifetimes. Maybe I shouldn’t do anything to harm my draft stock in the meantime…”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

since kirkpatrick

had an awesome bcs game i figured there wasnt anyways he’d drop to us at 14. the marijuana possession might change though

by studcrackers on Jan 17, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate Finnegan.

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by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

X

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/1/17/2714282/dwayne-wade-birthday-party-miami-heat

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by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

Sigh.
To review: Not only did obnoxiously rich Dwyane Wade get an obnoxiously expensive sports car airlifted onto a pool during his birthday party, but he got it for free. Obviously. It wouldn’t a true Miami Heat story if it didn’t enrage you and make you insanely jealous all at the same time.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Tax experts: How much can I expect to get penalized at tax time

For an early withdrawal on my IRA account? The amount was under $400.

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 17, 2012 3:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

but you should have been given the option

to withhold for both the tax and penalty amounts when the withdrawal was made. Either way, it’s not gonna be a huge amount.

by BHill on Jan 17, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

GhettoWife backs this up.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

What's the big deal about this Bama/LSU teabagging incident?

If obnoxious fans just pulled their balls out and slapped them on a rival fan instead of cold cocking them, we could have more nice things.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

No, there were completely unresearched and inaccurate rumors about that,

but the dude is fine.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

So was upper-decking.

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by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I'm saying.

Teabagging is a part of growing up and becoming a man.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I have never been teabagged

whoever did it would be punched in the dick

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 4:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I heard of a story where a guy awoke while he was being teabagged

He bit the guys balls and wouldn’t let go.

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

That is NEVER a risk!

At least not any of my damn friends.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

That's ridiculous.

Then hitting your buddy in the dick is sexual harassment.
Slapping a teammate on the ass is sexual harassment.
High-fiving at a game is sexual harassment.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

[sigh]

Come to the tailgate.

TDT will slap you in the dick.
You’ll sue.
TDT hires FuturePants as attorney.
Case goes all the way to the Supreme Court before finally setting a new landmark precedent that allows bros to slap each other in the dick as much as desired without fear of persecution.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You honestly think it's acceptable

to place your testicles on the neck of a man you don’t know in a restaurant while he’s passed out?

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Personally, I wouldn't go that route, no.

I have only teabagged the ones I love.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

So you're saying it's not for you,

but it’s perfectly fine if other people are doing it?

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather have an opposing fan place his genitals on me than

put me in a fucking coma like Brian Stow, yes.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

The article on Deadspin is fervently trying to get a positive ID on this guy

and making it their own personal (or the author’s own, I suppose) crusade to bring this guy to justice. All I’m saying is this is not to be taken anywhere near as serious as the Giants/Dodgers incident or any other recent beatings of similar nature.

And classifying tebagging as “sexual assault” is a pretty damn slippery slope considering it happens at college parties all over the country on any given weekend.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Guys are mean to each other.

This seems like the gray area.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess so.

I just don’t agree that it’s not serious.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a LITTLE over the top to compare it to rape.

Unless you’re saying “rape is waaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more serious than teabagging.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Rape is definitely more severe.

But that doesn’t mean teabagging should be ruled as acceptable.

As a girl, maybe I just don’t get it.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I would be likely to pursue charges in either case,

but I’m beginning to feel like that doesn’t really matter here.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

At the tailgate, I will place my balls on TDT's forehead while he's passed out.

If this doesn’t elicit even a slight giggle in you, then I just don’t know what to tell you.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I can almost guarantee I will not be amused.

But feel free to show everyone else your balls.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

FINE, I WILL THEN.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I will indeed laugh.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Without question.

Just yesterday I Bankoked a co worker. And it was funny as shit and I will continue to put my junk on other co workers. Livens up the day.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Bankoked?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 17, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You know....

What’s the capital of Thailand?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

OH...so

he forced a coworker of his onto a plane to Thailand…that is pretty funny.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 17, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

When I was in middle school,

friend asked me what the capital of China was. I said Beijing, then he punched me in the dick.

I didn’t figure out until much later that it was supposed to be Thailand, and the kid was just an idiot.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

See, if it isn't even part of a good joke

I might report that as assault.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

So THAT'S why you're so anti horseplaying.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

It was confusing at first.

In the end, it was funnier to me because of the misunderstanding.

I don’t generally mind such things, but some people do. It can be serious to them and treating it as something trivial is ignoring the concern of many people.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

He had gay sex with KoK in the break room.

In front of ERRYBODY.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

excuse me?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Bull in a China shop, baby.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

How much do you think a Pay-Per-View of

BigTill and KOK having sex in the break room would pull in nationally if it was offered one night only at $39.99?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

$80.00. I'd purchase one and he the other.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't think there's at least one other

LSBer who would be willing to drop $40 just to say he/she saw that?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

WELL LA-TI-DA, YOUR MAJESTY

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I would pay $39.99 to keep that off TV forever.

Mankind has committed many sins in its time, but it does not deserve that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest

than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I normally I don't like quoting River Fenix in my sig, but...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Baking powder?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew I could count on you.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Some HR manager's head just exploded thinking about this post.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with your reasoning.

“Guys, murdering 50 children is WAY worse than setting one hobo on fire, so I should be allowed to do that, right?”

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

wayyyyyyyyy over the top

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not trying to equate it to rape at all.

There is a middle ground between “nothing” and “rape”, though. Also, the majority of the time, the person at the party doesn’t care. If they don’t care, it’s not assault. If a guy is passed out and an opposing fan does it to him…he probably cares.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't think of a parallel.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless chicks go around randomly bumping each other with their naked breasts.

WAIT. DO CHICKS DO THIS?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

No, because it's hilarious, it's acceptable.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Teabagging of friends, specificaly.

Not like, you know, actual sexual assault.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

What about random cameras lying around?

Am I not allowed to take tasteful pictures of my scrotum anymore?

by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

They haven't invented a camera that could take a tasteful picture of that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Forcing Stuart Freeman into someone else's mouth is NOT assault.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

no, you tried to "fake" swing a bunch of

full Ozarka water bottles toward KoK’s nuts, except you “accidentally” connected

by Schoolly_D on Jan 17, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, that actually was a genuine accident.

Hilarious, but unintentional.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn

This sounds like the kind of thing Craig James would do. When he’s not killing hookers, that is.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 17, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

to the last plane

to the last bullet

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 4:04 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

WE FIGHT. WE FIGHT.

WE MAKE A MOVIE RIFE WITH HISTORICAL INACCURACIES.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Racist.

You just hatin’ on the black man.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 17, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

The Saints pregame ritual...

That they use in the trailer for starters.

"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Shelby Westbrook:

“I’ll say it’s 10 percent true, 90 percent Hollywood.”

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

better off watching the HBO movie, The Tuskegee Airmen

which coincidentally also stars Cuba Gooding Jr.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

They’re the Production company behind American Splendor, but it was a theatrical release and not for the network.

Maybe 61?

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

61

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the burning season

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Burping Indian buffet

I’m sure my officemates appreciate the aroma of curried lentils wafting their way.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

i laughed

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I appreciated the effort.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

you're welcome

was gonna try something re “curry their favour” but you used curry

by Schoolly_D on Jan 17, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

went into beast mode in the gym this afternoon for 2 1/2 hours...

then went through the taco bueno drive thru on the way home…. pointless

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

read that as "went into breast mode"

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 17, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to go to this gym

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 17, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Mandolin slicers are vicious, unforgiving bastards. My right hand is adorned with various scars they have left on me.

They are awesome to use, though.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

The one that came with it sucks a donkey.

It doesn’t grab the food worth a damn and you end up getting uneven slices, defeating the entire purpose of the mandolin slicer.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd wear one every day.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds pretty sweet.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I guess it’s possible the glove may nick your blade, but your finger won’t be cut off or anything like that.

by FuturePants on Jan 17, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Alton Brown

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

cool stuff
5 bleaker street (UE)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Man, architecture used to be so cool.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

galaxy nexus with the HUGE 3800 MAH battery from seidio

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

I've thought about getting one of those

and then staying on 4G all day…

..but then I got spotify premium, so there isn’t really a need.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

i wish we had 4G here

:(

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they are way overestimating the personal chef part.

Because even if my wife buys it, I’m also paying for the food.

And they are underestimating the laundry part. That shit is expensive.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Not to mention

most wives’ culinary capabilities pale in comparison to an actual chef.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 17, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

i do this all as a single guy.... while working 55 hours a week....

so im really worth like 175K a year ?!?!!?!?

this article is stupid.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

cs,s

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice avatar pic BTW

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Jan 17, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh.

Oprah tried to do this shit a while ago and I got into trouble for just utterly and completely blasting it. This isn’t to say homemakers don’t have value, but give me a freaking break.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

the *least* famous new diagnosis of Type 2 Diabetes this week


He’s a skinny little fuck (buck twenty-five) who’d never eat anything Paula Deen is cooking …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 17, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

He got the diabeetus.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Sucks, bro.

It runs in my family… I gotta start taking better care of myself or I’m at risk of that as well.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Runs on my family on both sides

and I’m a big dude.

I know I have to take care of it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Same here

I get my blood sugar checked every chance I get. Still good so far.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 17, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That sucks.

What the hell is that pill though? Non-generic metformin?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

it's ACTOS (Pioglitazone)

I’m starting at the lowest dose, 15mg. All this shit’s new to me …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 17, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

What made you decide to go to the doctor and find out?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You going to send me a FB message?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Were you low or high?

It’s not hard to handle, just minor changes for the most part. Good luck.

I think now that my wife’s got the gestational brand she’s starting to understand that spaghetti is not something I can throw down on once a week.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 17, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

*Thank You* MDs/APNs for raiding the sample closet

to he’p out a brother … I’m taking ONE of those pills a day, it’s NOT generic, she gave me THREE MONTHS supply out the back door …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

that class of drugs is still relatively new, I’m not sure if the patent has expired yet.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I also think it's b/c I'm so FOXY & FUCKABLE

that I get so many free samples from lady doctors

by Schoolly_D on Jan 17, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

You're definitely young enough

that you can beat it and make it go away. Gotta be disciplined, though.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I went on insulin 3 yrs ago.

It’s a pain in the ass, but it keeps the sugar under control.
Just about everyone in my family has it, regardless of how much weight they carry.

Unfortunate genes in my family.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not injecting to start off, which is relatively good

(vs your situation, and thanks for sharing) I’ve got no family history for this, though I did get a bad gene (that had skipped everyone but me) for another thing that led to other bad stuff …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 17, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that why they went straight to pioglitazone?

I’m surprised they didn’t start you off with metformin.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I started with the metformin and some other stuff, I forget what

(this was 10 years ago), but the doc said that given my family history that I’d definitely be on insulin one day. Sho nuff, here I am.
Thing that sucks about this fuckin disease is that nothing feels wrong, so it’s hard to take seriously, until it causes something that does feel wrong, like my mom’s stroke, my sister’s kidney failure, my uncle dying of pneumonia (it fucks with your immune system too).

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

and vision and heart and feeling in your hands and feet.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

Already some mild retinopathy and circulatory problems going on with me. Docs say all I can do is slow it down by keeping the sugar under control, which I’ve managed to do.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, that truly blows about that gene of yours

and sorry to hear about this…glad you caught it early, dude.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

e-mail me, Don

there’s a little more to the story

by Schoolly_D on Jan 17, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Fired one your way.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Goddamn fire alarm just went off again and scared the shit out of me.

Sirens, flashing lights, whole nine yards.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

Someone has 5 minutes to post something shocking.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 17, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You started college when you were 12?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 17, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe him.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, this must be you:

http://gawker.com/5876650/famous-porn-star-sperm-donor-is-also-a-36+year+old-virgin

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

"I don't really have any other activities"

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh this has to be up there with Ace's and my stance on BJs

in terms of shock value.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really...Jihad is telling us a personal tragedy...

Your stance on BJ’s is just fucktards fucktardin’.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No it's not.

He didn’t openly bash masturbation like you and Ace besmirched blow jobs.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

C'mon

I’d consider myself a pretty normal heterosexual dude, and I’ve been whacking it since at least 5th grade.

Unless Jihad is Doogie Howzer or something, I’d say this information is shocking.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I never saw the point in it

I was getting off with my girl friend.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Since Junior High?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

I just didn’t ever think about it

by Texas Jihad on Jan 17, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

it is

kinda weird how a guy does come across masturbating

having said that, it is still a weird thing to hear someone say

by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Hah

I really thought I’d injured myself the first time. Like…I was this close to calling my dad and seeing if I needed to go to the hospital.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I was trying to replicate a blow job that I'd seen in a porno and had blown my freaking mind.

“Well, I probably can’t get a girl to put her mouth on it… but maybe…”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I was "washing it" and it went off.

It’s been downhill since then.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

and

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

"I love you but you got a wardrobe that makes you look like a fucking dickhead."

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

faaaaaaaantastic

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 17, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I still need to watch the last few episodes of Season 2.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Just made a little 4-year old cry

I have a bunch of little knick-knacks on my desk at work (Buddha from Japan, garita from El Morro fort in San Juan, wooden Aztec figure from Chichen Itza, etc). Couple from Tanzania brings in their little kid, who immediately grabs the miniature cannon I got from Gettysburg and starts banging it on the desk, sticking it in his mouth, and being a general ass.

Mom and Dad just keep talking, ignoring the little rat bastard completely. So I take it from him and go “yeah, can we not do that please?” Little shit bursts into tears. Mom and Dad don’t even blink.

I swear, man, this job…

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

Well done.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

*slow clap*

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Nicky Barnes was kind of a dick

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 5:21 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

So are we gonna hear anything on Darvish this evening?

I’d like to know this thing is done.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 17, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

I would assume no.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I would bone a couple of the teen moms.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

What?

When did I miss this story?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

He did not say he boned her.

But at the very least, he dated a “friend” from my high school that was a mom. Given her reputation, I’d be surprised if he didn’t.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

one that was in the show?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 5:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No. I just meant in general.

The train of thought was more connected in my brain.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

The fuck just happened here?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

He meant before they were moms

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

after*

WELP I FUCKED UP THAT JOKE

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

z

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

mmmmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Serious benefit to White Collar.

She looks really different, but very attractive to me. Great hair.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

12/10

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Jan 17, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

thought that was whipped cream on her boobs.

really really wish that was whipped cream on her boobs

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

500

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 5:51 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I like round numbers

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh

That makes sense.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 17, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

tickle is an alcoholic

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Oh without fucking question.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I have never seen this episode

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Which one?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

they are building a something for the still

the agent dude is at a store talking to some old dude

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 5:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

apparently it is tims brother

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think tickle just hurt himself

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah if I had no job I'd be just like Pickle.

Drunk at all times.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

who is pickle?

or did you mean tickle

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes, tickle.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

he is really hurt

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He bounces back pretty quickly.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like the cop

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't like him cause he seems dumber than a box of shit.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Moonshiners on A&E

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

discovery

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

whoops

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

About an hour and a half away from being done with work today

I’m excited

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

Watching Blue's Clues with my daughter.

Joe sucks. Steve was much better.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 17, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

True dat

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Rookie of the Year (overrated) is on right now

and at the end of the movie there’s a dude behind the kid’s mom in a Rangers jersey.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

(not overrated)

Just wanted to clear that up.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 17, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Little Big League was so much better.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

It was, but I still really like Rookie of the Year.

Best baseball movie for kids?

GO!

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 17, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm stuck between Little Big League and Angels in the Outfield

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew I'd fucking fuck this up...

Sandlot

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

in fairness

angels in the outfields cast is very impressive, with a young matthew mcconaughey, adrian brody and joseph gordon levitt among others

by studcrackers on Jan 17, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Well then, you'd be wrong.

The correct answer is The Sandlot.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I corrected myself.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed, you did.

Well done, sir.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Little Big League is on an entirely different playing field as those other 2 shit fuck movies.

It’s actually realistic, uses actual baseball players and fucking rules.

Rookie of the Year is baseball for kids whose parents enjoy CBS programming, and I shouldn’t even have to explain why Angels in the Outfield can fucking die of AIDS.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

So much anger.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

JUSTIFIABLY SO

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

The box office really disagrees with you...
Gross: $12,211,068 (USA)

Not very many people like Little Big League

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't you dare start throwing profit margins, grosses, and American consensus at me, motherfucker.

COMMUNITY ON HIATUS. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT CANCELLED. TWILIGHT SETTING RECORDS IN THEATERS.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's Rookie of the Year's numbers
Gross: $53,579,269 (USA)

I’m the one who agrees with you, jackass.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

he did this with the backstreet boys too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT FUCK THE BACKSTREET BOYS

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 17, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

exactly

nsync is where its at

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

team BSB

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

you play for the wrong team

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Team Jacob

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I disagree

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Team Edward

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not true...

I clearly stated LBL is the better flick.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

the original Angels in the Outfield is pretty good

but that movie featured the Yankees didn’t it?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like this is a trick question.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

It was actually the Pittsburgh Pirates

so it is okay to love the original film, even though I don’t remember it as a family movie. It was made in 1951.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit, I'm the asshole.

I didn’t realize the Danny Glover one was a remake.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

me either

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wouldn't have known if some high school teacher didn't make my class watch it

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

teachers get to show way cooler stuff now than when we were kids

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You think so?

I bet they get to show less shit nowadays.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

positive

I showed superman returns last week at an alternative center

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why would you do that to those poor kids?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

not my choice

and I like that movie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it's a good movie

Superman flies through a plane wing, and Kevin Spacey acts nuts. I hated Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane, though.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

she was a horrible Lois

but the original chick was not hot enough

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Should've been Kate Beckinsale

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

GODDAMN...

IS THERE ONE FUCKING MOVIE YOU ACTUALLY GET ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT?! FUCK

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Plenty, dicknose.

Just not fucking Emo Superman.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

tarantino loved it so you must be wrong

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I agree with you that Superman Returns is a movie that I would have walked out on had I not been with friends...

Fucking terrible.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

my main problem with it is I am tired of luthor

he needs to fight some dudes. I hope the next one is good

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have never found Superman very compelling

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

some people don't

I do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And that's what pissed me off the most...

NO SUPERMAN ASS KICKING WHATSOEVER. He stopped a plane from landing on a stadium, whoop de do.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

That whole scene frustrated me greatly.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

We probably have never heard of them

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

my geography teacher showed us the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan

but he had to beg the class to not tell anyone at all about it.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with Fenix on this one

Little Big League is highly underrated. I still quote the dude talking about playing summer ball in Venezuela almost weekly.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 6:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

sandlot

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 17, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

werd

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

The new Bad News Bears is hilarious...

But definitely not a kid movie.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't that funny

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

haven't seen it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't tell him what to do.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not

I am giving him advice

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...
Don’t

Pretty sure that’s a command.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

It is just my advice

He definitely does not have to listen

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't trust choir boy's opinion, just see it for yourself.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't really have a desire to

I have heard they really fucked it up

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Eh, it's fairly shot-for-shot

which just makes it pointless compared to the superior original.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't like dick jokes, tit jokes, and fart jokes?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I do for the most part.

just not a big billy bob fan. at least not lately

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The Bad Santa routine has really run its course

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 17, 2012 6:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

True statement.

But if people are willing to pay him, I’d keep doing it too.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like that movie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

before she got way too skinny, nontheless.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

when she was hot too

not that cracked out version at the golden globes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not mine.

I’d rather be all up in other women well before Angelina.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

How many women has Angelina been all up in?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Several.

I don’t think she’s attractive at all.

At the GG, she looked like she’s been doing coke.

by mizzou918 on Jan 17, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Woah...

She’s attractive don’t get me wrong. But way the fuck overrated.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

it was made to ride on the coattails of Bad Santa

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

it pisses me off that they are starting to do that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

federal tax return: accepted

thank god. get my direct deposit next friday

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 17, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

naked gun marathon, you guys

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 6:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I can't decide wether or not to watch this or half baked

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 7:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

heh

not time yet

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 7:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

667

creepy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 7:02 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

new new girl tonight

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

Southland and Justified

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

i very much enjoy it

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

It's precious beyond belief.

There’s a hot friend that’s really hot but she’s not in it enough.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

you in hera for some marijauna?

MARIJUANA? man this is some bullshit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 7:27 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

You ever sucked dick for weed?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Huuuh?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Boo this man

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 17, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Never seen half baked?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

of course I have. watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWQM6sOsd5k&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

how do you think I knew the quote?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I dunno, the huuuh threw me off

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha.

Just watched it, nvm. Been a while since I’ve seen it.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

that huh cracks me up every time

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he says it right after what you quoted

hence why I posted the clip

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wut

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 7:29 PM CST reply actions  

That's the only way I can get my contact lenses in

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

2012 is not a good movie

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

nope and I love Cusack

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 7:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You should try 10,000 BC instead

Much better and with 100% more Camilla Belle.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I have seen that

It wasn’t good either

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

How dare you possibly have any kind of standards in the things you watch?

HIPSTER!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I like that you're upset you have been dubbed a movie hipster

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

it is pretty funny

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was not entertained so therefore I did not like it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i just had the worst cramp ever in my calf

might want to stretch out a bit more next time

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions  

did you lift your toes?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 7:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

seems legit

http://gawker.com/5876950/did-this-person-make-a-michelle-trachtenberg-soft+core-porno-or-did-i

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 7:39 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

jesus. h. christ.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

oh my god this bike is pure sex.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

it is pretty awesome

I am gonna get a bike when I pay off my truck

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

collecting bikes and fixing them up is going to be one of my hobbies when i get older

and its almost exclusively going to be town bikes like the one above. russian, german, english. hnng

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I just want to go in rides on a saturday morning

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wear a helmet

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I plan on it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My mom would literally murder me if I got a motorcycle.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

seems reasonable

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well, my brother lost half his leg and my uncle cracked several ribs

and developed lung problems which possibly contributed to his death from them, so I can understand where she’s coming from.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

well yeah

I could see her not wanting you to have one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

TWSS

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

what the hell was Bachman doing there

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 7:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

is he not your president?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wasn't really trying to

I was just confused

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Two Disney-related things

1) I found out my friend who’s down there is working in Tomorrowland (Stitch’s Escape, Transit Authority (the Peoplemover), and the Astro Orbiter).

2) I met a girl who worked at Disneyworld for 9 months, including being Mickey’s bodyguard.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Mickey's a giant pussy

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

No, he is a mouse

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Apparently Mike Wazowski got his eye punched in once

Kids can be vicious

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok yes.

Yes they can.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 17, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a fan of tomorrowland, or does it just suck to be working there?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Everyone I've ever known who works that complex hates it.

Walking on belts (which is basically what you’re doing at the People Mover) is unpleasant. It’s the one part of the Mansion I don’t like.

Can you imagine having to watch Stitch several times a day?

And I’ve never worked a spinner ride, but they’re generally unpopular to work.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 17, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Makes sense

I think the repetition of something like Stitch would be my least favorite thing. What are generally the popular rides to work, out of curiosity?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Haunted Mansion, which is why I'm lucky as hell.

Depends on the individual, of course. Some people like something where they get to have fun and do something other than run a ride, like in the Mansion. Other people like attractions where they get to be fairly autonomous and don’t have to do much.

The Riverboat is mostly just run by high seniority guys who have worked there every day for years. Same for the Hall of Presidents, so it’s weird I’m getting a lot of shifts there now. But Adventureland/Liberty Square in general has one of the longest waits to transfer in to because so many people want to be there. Again, I’m outrageously lucky, and I’m clinging to the area for dear life until I get a promotion.

Or, like in Fantasyland where my fiancee works, the most popular complex is Pooh/Teacups because it’s inside and, again, easy.

Generally, the less work involved, and the less time in front of guests, the more popular. People can also affect things, like who you work with.

I watch the Hall of Presidents several times a day, but it’s a far easier show to tune out (and far more enjoyable if you don’t) than Stitch.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 17, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

As far as how I feel about Tomorrowland. . .

. . . I’m unhappy with its direction over the recent years. Its continuity is gone in favor of movie tie-ins that aren’t actually the future. It still has cool music and some good stuff, though.

The People Mover is one of my favorite attractions, Astro Orbiter is awesome at night (and the most thrilling ride in the parks if you do it right. . .). Stitch is easily my least favorite attraction, and probably the only attraction on property I will never be even okay with doing.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 17, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

how do you feel about universal?

I want to go

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've never been to IoA.

Generally they have less attention to detail, courtesy, and show from what I hear, but I can’t judge them first hand yet.

I want to go, though. I’m waiting until I’m a Florida resident to get an annual pass.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 17, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I realize this sounds nerdy but I want to go to the harry potter thing they are building

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it is open?

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

I had no clue

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

to go to grandline or not to go to grandline

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:18 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

do they really have contests for cheap, crappy beer?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 8:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

oh schmidt. how quickly you are making your way up my favorite tv characters list

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 17, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

I don't like the who

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 8:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Me neither.

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by JDT217 on Jan 17, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

the who

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

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by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

that song is the reason I posted that

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So you're saying I can fool you again

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by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

no

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Then you're saying you don't get fooled again?

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

won't

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Jenna Haze and Taylor Momsen.

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by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Jenna Haze does some awesome things to herself.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

jenna haze is pretty awesome

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She is exactly who I enjoy seeing Taylor keep company with

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by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Taylor is destined to be a whore from what I have seen

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Let's hope so.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

she flashes the crowd on stage

I think she was 17. whenever she is 18, I will be a fan

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She's already turned 18

Haven’t really seen anything new and exciting since then, though.

Then again, she hasn’t toured through Europe since then either, I don’t think.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

She uses too much eyeliner.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

yes she does

she looks like a raccoon

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

A raccon I seriously would like to be corrupted by.

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by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I suspect that's what she wants you to see

But yes, it would appear that way.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

jenna haze is a pornstar

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

basically

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I guess I haven't heard it

or I don’t know it by name. off to YouTube

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am listening right now

decent

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Disgusting

I love the album, “Tommy”

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 8:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

sorry

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this craig ludwig dude talks funny

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:15 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

God I hate Dave.

The Yuuups? You’re shitting me.

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by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

$100 for that crappy table?

You liar.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like him but I guess I am the only one who hates darryl more

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why is that guy on patrol?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

NO SPOILERS

I’m waiting until the Stars game is over.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I just forgot something from last season

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I didn't realize Sammy had decided to be a training officer

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

which one is razor?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:26 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

The color man.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

so the deeper voiced dude

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Right

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

gracias

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

explain hooking

besides the obvious

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Basically using your stick as an apparatus to slow a player down.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

it is hard to follow the puck

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They used to have one that was highlighted and had a tail to make it easier to follow.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

they should do that again

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wasn't a fan...

Made it look like a fucking video game.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

it makes it easier to see

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It gets easier when you can kinda tell where it's supposed to be going...

You only learn that by watching more.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

isn't it supposed to be going from one goal to the other?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's basketball.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

asshole

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The one with the edge

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So many sales right now on PSN

Do I want Baseball Stars 2? I think I do.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

My dog is aggressive when he wants attention

He just hits me with his giant ass paw. PET ME, ASSHOLE.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

My old cat would just yell at me and then get in my lap.

Thor’s paw’s are just massive, and he slams them down as hard as he can.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought there were fights in this sport

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

why does that Craig Ludwig dude talk canadian?

he is american

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't know man...

I’m from San Antonio but have an East Texas accent. Not much difference between North WIsconsin and Canada

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought there were fights in your face

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 9:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

your mom

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The Astros signed Jack Cust?

Why?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 17, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

Well, they already got Travis Buck

Maybe they’re like Billy Beane castoff bookends.

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by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoa

So crazy

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 9:50 PM CST reply actions  

not bad, scoop

now I am listening to sing a simple song

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

yea! yea! yea! yea! yeaaaaa!

Fucking love that bass beat

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 9:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Saw Prince cover that at Fair Park Coliseum in '02.

He was in a mood, only played covers and mostly rare bsides and vaulted songs.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't care what he played

I want to see him so bad

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It was as good as any of his other shows. Just different.

Much more intimate, about 1500 people. Closed w/ ‘Anna Stesia’, had me actually feeling the spirit for a second.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 17, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I dig the name Robidas

I think he will be my favorite player

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Excellent choice.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

good

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 9:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think he was voted around the league a year or two ago as most underrated.

Solid defenseman that’s probably the most reliable player on the team.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

defensemen don't get to score goals, do they?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No but they hit more on the reg, if you like the physicality of it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I am cool with that

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That sounds like something you'd catch from a hotel bathrobe

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

when they say it, it sounds cool

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

"I stayed at the Marriot last week and now I've got robidas all over my back"

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm partial to the Otter

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

this is my second time watching a hockey game

his name is not as cool

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That show Built to Shred doesn't look all that bad.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM CST reply actions  

You will like Southland

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Did Lui add to the legitimacy or detract from it?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought she fit in nicely

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like you winning

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

On to Justified

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

what happens when they break their stick?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

You either get a new one...

Or if you’re in your zone taking pressure, you just stay out there without one.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

do they try and kick it?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Maaaaaan there is a frightening penis joke in this subthread

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

They can but normally just put their body in front of a shot.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll actually like this part, if you're still watching.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I am

I saw one shootout earlier this season. a month ago maybe? they lost

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the Kentucky game was boring and I wanted to watch sports

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by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hockey

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

Shootout hockey

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

it is HOCKEY, sir

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't know if Bachmann has ever been in a shootout.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:14 PM CST reply actions  

didn't they just say he has not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I bet Palin has

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Darrell is definitely worse.

If only because he’s a total moron.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

Brandi likes to dress up for the cameras.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

YUUUUUP

And she’s fucking hot too.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

GODDAMNIT

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think I like shootouts

seems cheap

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I went to the most epic one in Dallas Stars history.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

NO

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Dallas '08

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed...

Left the AAC at 1:30 monday morning.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

It really was...

That and game 5 of the ALCS 2010. The loudest either place has ever been when I was there. Just pure fucking insanity.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

the three OT one is the first game I ever watched

it was boring

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

3 1/2 and you bite your fucking tongue.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

it was

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not if you were sitting on the glass at the game.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I have heard you don't want to sit right on the glass

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah really don't...

Limited legroom and the glass fucking with your vision. But I picked a great fucking night to do so.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

it is almost like having a homerun derby after the tenth inning

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This archery/sportsman unit was probably the coolest one I've ever seen.

I think they actually undervalued a bunch of that stuff for once.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

is this the new episode?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's the one on right now.

Is that when they normally play new ones?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

they like to show mini marathons

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

it is an older one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think so, I feel like I remember the sportsman thing.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I think so too

I don’t want to spoil it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Barry is a funny guys, but he's buying too much into the TV aspect.

I hate him, but Dave is actually pretty damn good at this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Dave has been doing this for awhile

Barry was asked to do this by his friend who is a producer

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

A producer of the show itself?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

he had never done this stuff before

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Stop finding shit out about the show that I don't like.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

what is wrong with that?

he is obviously the least experienced. he was a grocer

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

As in he worked at a grocery store or owned one?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I figure he owned one

the info on him is very vague

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He had to at least own several...

Mother fucker has a serious car collection.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

well, yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nothin'. I know reality shows aren't very realistic at all, so I don't like finding out dirt on them.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I originally started looking because I wanted to know where Barry got his money

he has some bad ass cars

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Drugs

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

he seems like he has partaken in some

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ok, Barry makes so much more sense to me now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

He has to be...

You don’t get that kinda real estate in CA without knowing what you’re doing. He’s just a dickhead.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to watch more of this because I haven't seen his place yet.

At least I don’t think I have.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Everything I've seen of it...It's like the biggest goodwill store you've ever been to.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

they show his business once in a while. he has also opened an auction house. he is the most successful at all of this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

do you like any of them

so far, you hate Dave, Darryl, and Barry

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't hate Barry.

Not at all.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I read your sentence wrong

my bad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

they have the first season at target for ten dollars

I need to buy it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That was the first unit where I've ever wished they spent more time looking at the stuff.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Darrell just made out like a fucking bandit.

Who leaves 25k worth of stuff in storage locker?*

*Assuming that was real travertine tile. I’m doubtful.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

supposedly he found some huge comic book collection that made him a ton of money

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Darrell?

When?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

before the show. like 20 years ago. I think I read he didn’t even get full value for it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Crazy.

He’s as dumb as a box of rocks.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate him because he thinks he is smart

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He also found a HUGE sports collectibles collection.

Joe Montana football, Magic Johson basketball, autographed baseball cards, etc.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

This is Darrell, right?

He’s got a sweet truck.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

yes he does

he is the big dude

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, Darrel...

And what about this show requires you to drive a truck straight off of Broadway in Tyler? Lifted F-250s.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I love the idea that lifting your truck makes it better for towing.

If anything, it makes it worse.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Lifting your truck makes everything worse...

It’s so fucking stupid. As a matter of fact, putting any money into your car other than what it takes to buy it is also stupid.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I tend to agree

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I hate lowered trucks worse

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

gotta go against what not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I liked that starburst commercial

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

So tomorrow is gonna kick ass but...

Friday will be even better. My official screw my logical side because we will sign Prince to a six year, three year opt out prediction and it goes down Friday.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 17, 2012 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

This Icepick guy on Justified is pretty awesome.

Only 30 mins in so far…but awesome.

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--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 17, 2012 10:44 PM CST reply actions  

Yes he is

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Wynn Duffy too

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by Josh Lile on Jan 17, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

SPOILER

The new secretary is going to be the first one to die.

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by Josh Lile on Jan 17, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Well....I was close

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by Josh Lile on Jan 17, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

This show has a lot of good characters

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Except the women

I cant stand Winona

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by Josh Lile on Jan 17, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Unsupervised looks terrible

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 10:45 PM CST reply actions  

looks like ajm is watching this with us

he has a crush on brandi

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Time to start Southland.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 10:51 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously, die

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

you really are an asshole

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

I should have circled the face on the right :(

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

heh. yeah you should have

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't even care

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

was pujols there or did he not go?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I figured

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Must have had an important Glen Beck rally to get to.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I am pretry conservative

but fuck that guy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am pretty liberal

and I fully agree.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

my father likes him

it worries me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Boy, I really hate that guy

/Gru

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know who gru is

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

From Despicable Me

It’s ok, I love that line a lot, but nobody ever gets it.

(ok, so I slightly messed the line up… last few seconds of the video)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ, fuck.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Worse than any Spadesnake pic.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 17, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

ooooh I have not seen the next two episodes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

A person I knew committed suicide yesterday

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:03 PM CST reply actions  

I haven't talked to her in a couple years but still very sad

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I am sorry

that sucks. I worked with a girl who did.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Damn, that's rough

I’ve known a couple of people that have… one kid did it in the park right around the corner from my house, and my little sister actually saw the body. Tough stuff.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

One of my good friends was a victim of a murder-suicide, and my ex girlfriend's dad found the bodies.

Pretty crazy. She was breaking up with her boyfriend, and the boyfriend thought ‘well if I can’t have her, nobody can.’ I hope that piece of shit is burning in hell.

This was a few years ago.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 17, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesus. That has to be just about the roughest thing imaginable.

I can’t even imagine.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, and the worst thing is her mother was a single mom..

All she had was her daughter, and some piece of shit took that away from her. I used to see her mom around town often, I still to this day haven’t seen her. And to top it all off, our local newspaper who covered it was making the motherfucker to be some kind of saint, writing about how nice he was and all of his bullshit accomplishments in school.

What a joke.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 17, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

I think you should keep those comments to yourself

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not to them...

some think their friends, family, etc. are better off afterward.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I apologize if this has been mentioned earlier

But Wikipedia is boycotting a new law so they are shutting down the site until 12 am et tomorrow

by mizzou918 on Jan 17, 2012 11:06 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

Hollywood’s trying to shut down all the fun parts of the internet by turning us into China Jr.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I doubt it passes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Actually it's supposed to

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

What is this law supposed to do?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Kill the internet as you know it

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by Josh Lile on Jan 17, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Basically allow the powers-that-be to censor whatever websites they want in the US

Like China does.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it doesn't.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I've heard it also lets them shrivel your penis off if you look at porn

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

we are all going to be fucked

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not without penises we're not

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

they make fake ones that will serve the purpose

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think it would be the same.

For one, AceJC would be right… and I don’t want to live in a world where that is true.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You have a fake penis?

That explains a lot, actually.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

that really is the worst BTO ever

I also like that I can associate Till with that horrible opinion

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Which one?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

not liking blowjobs

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he thinks they are icky

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

but when I call it a BTO

I am associating Tills name with it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know

I just wanted to say icky

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

gotcha

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Basically, it puts the onus on the website owner to police piracy

instead of the copyright holder. Gives them the right to shut down a website and also delist it.

So lonestarball would not appear on the internet if we posted something the copyright holder deemed as infringing.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

SOPA is all but dead

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought they had a vote coming up on the 24th and it was supposed to go through

That was the last I heard, anyway.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

That's PIPA.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

They have shelved SOPA, which is all the same as tearing up the bill.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

SOPA is temporarilly shelved. PIPA is alive
- SOPA is not dead, it’s been "shelved" and won’t return "until a consensus is reached."

- Protect IP (PIPA), the Senate version of the House bill, is still very much alive, and has not even been shelved, much less killed. It is equally as bad of an idea as SOPA, even if most protests are being directed at SOPA recently.

So what does this mean? Though the battle is won, the war is not. SOPA could easily make a resurgence if it sculpts itself to whatever the White House’s unspecified specifications are, and PIPA could also pass, as even with recent changes to it (courts can’t force ISPs to block websites), it’s still harmful.

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by BHill on Jan 17, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 17, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Obama's basically said he'll veto it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it isn't.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I just can't tell if I think the black chick cop is hot.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:11 PM CST reply actions  

you don't like black chicks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That makes me seem racist.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

you are a bit of a racist

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Am I though?

I mean just cause I prefer hispanic and white chicks to black chicks? I feel like it’s like preferring blondes to brunettes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

naw

you just seem to have to ask if you make a racist statement a lot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

one of my best friends is like this

just doesn’t find black girls attractive. Indians are the only other one I have found he doesn’t like. I think that is crazy. I like them all. if the gf and I ever break up, I will taste the rainbow

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yep.

“Types” are stupid.

Too much hotness around the world to put yourself in a corner.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I have said this before but

I look at it like baskin robbins. there are a lot of flavors and I want to try them all

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I shy away from Sri Lankians.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 17, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm

I bet I could find one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You're right.

Found one pretty easy w/ GIS.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 17, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

prove it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've yet to find an ethnicity that I don't like.

I know it’s an issue of personal taste for some and probably not racism, but I pretty much like them all.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

For me, it's more that there's certain ethnicities that just generally aren't the type I like

It’s not that I don’t find any Asians attractive, just I’m not a fan of the short, skinny, petite look (for example), which a lot of them are.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

this explains everything

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh lord, I didn't even realize

Actually though we had a very nice conversation yesterday, and we’re just friends. She seems very cool with that, so that’s good.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

It might have a lot to do with where I came from.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

don’t blame that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't blame it, that's just the way it was...

You didn’t want to be in an interracial couple in Rusk.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

but yet you are biracial

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and fuck that noise

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, genuinely shitty copout

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I think there really are towns like that

just fuck all that. it is 2012. those people need to stop being so ignorant

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This was ten years ago...

I have a lot of good friends who were alienated in high school for dating white chicks.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

My dad/brother would flip if my sister brought home a black guy

My brother has said as much. I’m not sure how my mom would react.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I asked my parents before I brought here to meet them. they were fine with it

her parents on the other hand…

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There's something that I've largely let go, but it still bothers me.

When I was separated from my wife a few years ago (I think I’ve mentioned this before, but we were apart for about 6 months but reconciled), I had a short relationship with a white girl, and I got a statement from my parents that “This is the kind of girl we always saw you with”.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm glad you guys got back together.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 17, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

In a lot of ways, it was good for us.

There were a lot of issues there that we had never really resolved before, and they boiled over in the worst possible ways. We knew,when we reconciled, it was for the right reasons… and we’ve been together longer since than we were when it first happened.

To make the whole “LOL Racist parents” thing further… my little brother married a Mexican girl.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

my grandmother doesn't know how to act in front of.my girlfriend

it flusters her

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah.

I had kind of a similar situation (only less so) because I was dating a girl two years ahead in school, she went to college, for a while I was seeing a girl in my grade… my mom seemed way happier about that. It was awkward.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

her dad said, when we first started dating, that she needed to find a nice black man

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wait a second.

You’re not a nice black man?

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 18, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

sadly, no

I tan decently though

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will not believe you thought I was black

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nope

very german. but I have soul

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

her mom loves me now, though

I think her dad puts up with me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's probably the best you can hope for, white or black.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I have always been loved by both parents

I think he is coming around. I take good care of her. that should be the most important thing in a fathers eyes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Truth.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

The parents love me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you dated before?

Serious question, not trying to bust your balls

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I have not

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

really?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ain't nothin wrong with that

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

no there is not

I just figured he had

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It is annoying

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't mean anything by it

sorry

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh you aren't annoying at all

I am annoyed at myself

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

hey it happens

it is not like there is a handbook

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

meh

the chase is kind of the fun part

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This same girl may be coming to OSU too

A guy can dream right?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

damn straight he can

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was fat my first two years of high school and didn't have a lot of self confidence

The last two years of high school I spent chasing the same girl

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

yep

until they say no or you find someone else

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I understand that

I got fat after highscool and lost all my self esteem up until two years ago

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hats, bro

I am starting to appreciate them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wear them too much as is.

I had a rehearsal for a wedding this weekend and after that was over cap went on.

by RangersSD on Jan 18, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

my hair is thinning. it sucks

luckily, I am taller than most people

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It was weird. I was the tallest one in the wedding.

I’m 6’2", which usually is 3rd tallest in a group of my friends. I was a solid head and neck above everyone else.

by RangersSD on Jan 18, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh this is kind of like my experience

Except my last two years were spent dating a girl who was away at college, which was awesome… when she was home. But because of that (we actually dated my first two years of college, too), I’ve never had a real relationship with somebody in the same place as me (middle school dates do not count)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I had girlfriends through highschool and into the first time I started college

I lost it when I gained weight, dropped out of school, and started doing drugs. I didn’t want to date a girl who would be attracted to me. I, also, couldn’t attract the kind of girls I wanted

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I can tell I have been drinking

I am sharing too much about myself

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Heh, I haven't been drinking

but I feel like you guys are alright.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Me too

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

You've been drinking?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

this is what I was wondering?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

same here?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Sharing too much

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I have been drinking water

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I was too torn up by the breakup to date for a while

And then it was being busy with school, now it’s the fact that I’m leaving in May… I’m not too worried though, it’ll happen when it happens

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

You shouldn't care what others think

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't at all...

I was the Mexican of Rusk dating the sweet innocent white chick. I was exposed to prejudice as well.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Nowhere near as many as black people, but still.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew two black people growing up

I was a minority where I grew up. except maybe winter time. I hate winter texans

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Rusk view of things:

I was the Mexican of Rusk dating fingerblasting the sweet innocent white chick.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

yep

small white towns suck

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's all I had to work with.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I understand

but fuck those people

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have never lived in one

I don’t think I am cut out for small town life

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

It's really not that bad...

My central american girlfriend said we could move there whenever we want.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I just don't think it's for me.

I’ve spent my whole life in Dallas… I like the city. I’m really hoping to live in the middle of the city when I graduate. Maybe when I’m old and retired.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm to the point

where I don’t like small towns, but I don’t think big cities are for me, either… Suburbs or second-level cities. I loved Albuquerque. Perfect size.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

This is what I like too

Of course I basically lived in the same town my entire life

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought Albuquerque was fucking gorgeous

I was surprised. I’m sure I could live there… but given my druthers, I’d pick a place a little bigger. Or at least to be near a bigger city.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

/Rangers100

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Right?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh. You're attracted to what you're attracted to.

I didn’t choose to not like large breasts; it just happened.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I totally get that

I like calling bigtill a racist

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

As long as this is the only reason you do so, I'm totally ok with it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

It really is

I don’t think you are racist or a homaphobe

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't really either

I do think you fall on the gay thing as a crutch and you overuse the hell out of it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he uses like a lot of guys do

I have worked in a lot of restaurants

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's clearly the sign of your brain not working right, though.

Like getting dropped repeatedly as a baby.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Not liking is too strong of a way of putting it.

I’m indifferent to the size, for the most part. Shape, however…

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

different strokes

I feel sorry for people who are not attracted to all races. shortens the playing field. I will say it happens in all races. I am the first white guy my girlfriend has dated. she is the first black girl I have dated.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Only girls?

Why don’t you broaden your playing field?

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

if only I wanted to play on that big of a field

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, we just watched the PBS doc on him in my Sexuality and Health class.

What’s the X? We haven’t really talked about the scale much yet.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Haha I see.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

What is this?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

A joke.

X means asexual.

It would work as well as a joke with me instead, but I didn’t get meme-ified.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 17, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I was fixing to say

You are in the same category as me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

PS: Kinsey was kind of a messed up dude

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, our teacher said she thought the doc

would give us a better idea of the views at the time, but I kind of want to see the movie now.

SIdenote: our teacher is a first-year grad student, so she’s like a year older than me. That’s weird.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Is she hot?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

She's not unattractive, but she's also engaged.

She’s got nothing on my freshman chem lab TA… she was Brazilian and absolutely gorgeous. Freshly married though =(

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 17, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

mmmm

Brazilian….

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I once translated my prelab into Portuguese just for the hell of it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Is this a euphemism for doing a Portugese chick?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, no.

I had a huge crush on her though.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, just a homophobe.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

That's just silly.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You have 174 comments with the word gay in them. And that's not counting "queer" or anything else.

You’re clearly kind of obsessed.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Woah...That's a lot of research...

Clearly I’m a homophobe.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

"a lot of research"

>click user profile
>type “gay” in search
>see results
>10 seconds spent.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

damn

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Meh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Double tap

but you have to do it before you die

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

How the fuck did abc let this show get away?

Fucking morans.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:15 PM CST reply actions  

If you are talking about Southland, it was on NBC

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Semantics, fucko

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

That is not nice

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

no it is not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why do we talk to him?

All he does is call us names

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Lo siento, schultzy.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

It is okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

he is fine

I just like telling him he is rude. he gets all flustered and calls people gay

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Queer

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 17, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

see

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 17, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Because the truth hurts him

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 17, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 17, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, a buddy of mine posted a video link that showed him pitching in Japan.

I got to school some n00bs on his skillz as a pitcher.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 17, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

FWST did an update...

About 20 Japanese media members are camping outside the ballpark, but nothing is expected to get done until tomorrow. JD & Co. are meeting with Yu’s agents all night.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 17, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

But this better be his entrance music at the press conference.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Fixed...

Here

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yu're probably right

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 17, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I found michelle trachtenburg hotter

mika seems like the stereotypical hot blonde girl

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I understand

just chose to give my opinion

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mmm. Michelle Trachtenburg is one of my current random favorites

after she was brought up on here the other day

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

she is hot

I would like to B my L on her T’s

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

SCHOOLLY, WHERE ARE YU??

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 AM CST reply actions  

Stop yelling

we are having bonding time over here

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Bonding over what, exactly?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Women

Also AceJC basically admitted he has a fake penis.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

He probably had to cut his off after Raider Rash infected it to the point of no return

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

No wonder he hates BJs.

They remind him of what he can’t feel.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

don't forget to put BTO

I need you to do that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did you go to the OSU-Baylor game?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

No, changed my mind.

My brother and nephew did though.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Lucky you

That game sucked

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

god damn you for putting the scooby doo song in my head

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You're welcome

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwlxkr7lZ1qzfebyo1_500.jpg

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

very, very nice

this is an RF link I can get behind

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this girl on shipping wars is hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

She's not bad.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it is the way she talks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think I would have sex with mindy kaling

but that may be the booze talking

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Cole posted his top 50 prospects over at the Rangers scout site.

Great stuff.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 AM CST reply actions  

Woot. Got my tickets for Dragon Tattoo Thursday.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 12:45 AM CST reply actions  

I want to see the original

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I liked it.

Although I hadn’t read the book when I saw it. Now I’m interested to compare all three.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I have not read the book

just know that it is supposed to be awesome. this is.only.coming from movie podcasts

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

5 is going to come quick

I hate all of you. I may not work tomorrow

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Alright dudes... favorite mediocre NBA players of the 90s... GO.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 12:51 AM CST reply actions  

spud webb

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

John Paxson

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

interesting Yu clip from the sporting news..

http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/video/video1340949467001

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 AM CST reply actions  

good lord, I like Natalie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

waiting on the last day of the deadline deal huh?

way to procrastinate..

"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

by pinoyintegrity on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 AM CST reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK HASN'T OUR FO ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

#moneypenisamess

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

just sign Yu by 4pm CST

"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

by pinoyintegrity on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

It's JD's fault.

Nolan would have him signed by now. /jwales

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 18, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

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