AM OT / Yu Darvish Waiting Room
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 18, 2012 5:01 AM CST
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PrintPretty big day for our favorite team.
This day in baseball history....
2012 - The Texas Rangers sign Japanese pitcher, Yu Darvish.
2012 - The Texas Rangers move forward with plans to sign Prince Fielder
2012 - The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim purchase a white flag in preparation for the 2012 AL West race.
| 1950 | Bob Feller asks and gets his salary reduced to $45,000, a $20,000 cut, because he believes his sub-par record of 15-14 doesn't merit an increase. Right-handed 'Rapid Robert' will rebound posting a 16-11 record along with an ERA of 3.43 for the Indians next season. |
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Yeah... remember what happened the last time everybody was waving white flags in the division before the season started?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Eh....you take things too seriously....
I don’t know if anyone is delusional enough to think signing either one or both of these guys guarantees another WS appearance…..but it sure can’t hurt.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 18, 2012 5:36 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, getting both would probably (for my money at least) make us the best team in the AL on paper.
I just hate bluster, serious or not.
Never seems to work out well.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I thunk it would make us the beat team in baseball on paper
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 7:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Yankees will have a say since they bolstered their roto.
But we’re still deeper pitching wise.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
that is so awesome
we’re still deeper pitching wise
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
reposting this so its at the top of the thread
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:19 AM CST up reply actions
RAYLAN KILLS DUMBLEDORE
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
mother fucker
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Boardwalk Empire spoiler?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
Steve Buscemi is ugly!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I meant the 'mother fucker' comment
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
whats boardwalk empire?
/notserious
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
oedipus
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
what is this from?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
we have to talk about your priorities young student
unless you missed it b/c you were out drinking and whoring around
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
that's fucked up
came off as a double post when the bottom was supposed to read "unless you missed it b/c you were out drinking and whoring
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Only showed up once here.
It does that on the posting end sometimes.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
heh.....whenever you're ready to talk go ahead
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
48 hour rule
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
sounds good to me.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I want to respect the 48 hour rule so I will try to not have a spoiler here
You know that thing Raylan did when you thought he was going to do something else, but then BOOM it just went the other direction and then Boyd did that thing. That was awesome. And then there was sex and gunfire. Hope I didnt spoil it
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Heh
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Ben Rogers is scared
He says he is not as confident now and says it will come down to the wire.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I suppose if the reports about Darvish's ego are correct, it's not out of the question for him turn up his chin to back out and hang in Japan if he didn't get what he wanted
But I don’t think we’ll actually see it happen. He supposedly wants to come over, and I don’t really see how waiting a year or whatever and putting more mileage on his arm over there helps his position any.
And for another thing, I seem to remember hearing the Fighters are broke and would be kinda boned without the posting fee. I don’t think he’d fuck both himself and his team.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I'm always rational.
Except when I’m emotional.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
its going to fucking happen
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:07 AM CST up reply actions
twss
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:13 AM CST up reply actions
twhs
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Let me know when exactly we, as a society, should take anything Ben Rogers and Skin Wade say about a sport that isn't even their forte seriously.
Stick to basketball, guys. I don’t care if Dutch or Ceej or anyone else in Rangers garb is your pal now or not.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:13 AM CST up reply actions
/RF
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:14 AM CST up reply actions
you're damn right, River.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:24 AM CST up reply actions
who - Earl K Snead and Mac Engel?
Boom. Roasted.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:22 AM CST up reply actions
Ben knows his stuff. And has legit sources.
He had the Yu posting results an hour before anyone else knew. Your P1 status is clouding your judgment of a pretty informative source.
by TheGritMaster on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'll take your word on it, but Ben has and always will be an NBA guy first and foremost in my book.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:42 AM CST up reply actions
ben just tries to keep up with the bball
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
Skinny Skin does balltalk
Ben has always been a fan of sports in general with a newly found (it seems, at least) love affair with your Texas Rangers.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
Ben and Skin are awesome
So is their producer
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Who's their producer?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Hahaha... one of them is a friend of mine from high school that I played ball with
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Brendan but yes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
brendon
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Ben also used to post on the NMLR forums
back in the day before they were all big time ESPN guys. He’s a Ranger fan first
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Believe his name was Oddibe McBen
at least it was on NMLR
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
He might, but he's also set himself up to be right no matter what happens here too.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Is that the equivalent of saying we have a 50% chance of rain everyday?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think you can boom roast your own post
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
boom. roasted
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't say he is scared from what I just heard.
He said he went from 100% to 92% certain and that he thinks it will get done, just not a layup like previously thought. That doesn’t sound scared to me.
HSO there
100% to 92%
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
I love that it went down to 92%.
That arbitrarily picked percentage is supposed to mean something apparently.
in the grand scheme of things
92% basically = 100%
its a hell of a HSO though, let me tell you
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Stop SOPA.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 18, 2012 6:43 AM CST reply actions 14 recs
WHAT IF LSB WASN'T HERE FOR YU DARVISH DAY?!?!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I WOULD FUCKING RAGE
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It might even drive me to send a nasty e-mail to my Congressman.
….
Nah. Probably not.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't even know who my congressman is
I’m a bad American.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
do we have one congressman in texas, or how does that work?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
i believe its based on population and there are many congressmen from TX
2 senators tho.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
TDT was being intentionally dense.
A form of humor I particularly appreciate and often employ.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well damn..I'm slow today.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
thanks, jam
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
For what?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
recognizing my troll
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
I guess mine was too subtle.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ironically, under SOPA this could get LSB shut down.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Totally not ironic.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Well if he purposely put something on there that would get it shut down then no
Not understanding a word is not the same as not understanding someone else’s intentions.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Alanis Morrisette would like a word with you...
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ironically, I ran out of soap so I had to use the hand soap dispenser in the shower this morning.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That is Such
A black fly in your chardonnay
"Don’t run, bitch. I’ve got ’em all bookmarked." - JDT217
Ironically I called in a bomb threat
b/c I was late to my plane
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
I just want to make sure everyone knows
There was a lengthy discussion between some of the college bloggers and the SBNation legal people just before Christmas, and the gist of it was that while site managers would have to change some things about what content they can allow to be posted, SBNation as a whole was not under any kind of threat from any pending or discussed legislation. And the changes would be minimal based on the wording of the legislation at that time.
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i bet most gifs would be gone
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
That's it, I'm out!!!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
I am against it
but if I knew passing it might gaurantee no more Spanish Beltre threads, I might reconsider. I still have nightmares about that
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Doesn't sound like it's likely to pass
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 8:15 AM CST up reply actions
meh...
it seems like a stupid bill. But I have trouble getting hyped up about it.
Now this bill that would make it illegal for NIH to require taxpaper funded scientific papers from being publicly available? Now that gets me riled up.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
SOAP
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Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
No, it's SOPA you weird man
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
OUTLAW SOAP
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
You are so weirrrrrd
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Everyone make this your various profile pics on FBook G+
etc
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Well that didn't post
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I like the ones at Panchos
You poke a hole and squirt honey inside.
MMMMMMMMMM……
Love me some sopapipas
by Pocket Ninja on Jan 18, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
That's a quality joke...don't let bigtill come in here and piss your parade.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Apparently elderscrolls.wikia is blocked.
I see that stupid SOPA image everytime.
I live to play the devil's advocate.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 18, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
YUletide greetings
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Alright, I'm going to go to sleep in a few minutes.
When I wake up, Yu will be signed. I’ll miss most of the explosion of comments, and I’ll be sad about that. But Yu!
I wish Icepick wasn't dead.
He was pretty awesome…
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Though, I guess he isn't necessarily dead
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yeah I had that pointed out to me.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
i wish sites didnt chose today to go down.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
First rule of today's OT/Yu Thread: NO JUSTIFIED SPOILERS, PLEASE!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:14 AM CST reply actions
YES
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:15 AM CST up reply actions
Gtfo then
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
XX
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:19 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously.
How do you not watch the season premiere?
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Had to get caught up on other things
Last Man Standing, Two Broke Girls, Castle
Sue me.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:21 AM CST up reply actions
This is a terrible reason
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Jesus man
I… I don’t even…
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I'm always a sucker for Kat Dennings boobs.
Those things are gifts from the boobie gods.
As far as Last Man Standing goes? It’s really not that bad.
And if you say one bad thing about Castle, I’ll be forced to ask you to step outside, good sir.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions
Hot, yes
but that chick was hella annoying in Thor.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
That's why I didn't watch Thor.
Even though I know I’m going to have to, with Avengers coming out in May.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
Man, she was cracking me up in that movie.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Castle is meh
And I’ve come to realize so is Stana Katic.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
blasphemy
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
That last sentence does not compute
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah, totally "meh."
You kick better chicks out of your racecar bed daily.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Dude!
I can’t…I don’t even….
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
I used to like her a lot.
But over a year of “meh” appearances made me realize she’s like Natalie Zea. Not nearly as hot off-camera.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
hahaha Irish...i can forgive you for Castle but the others.......
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Speaking of not watching a season premeire, shouldn't you have been invested in a hockey game of some sorts?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:21 AM CST up reply actions
DVR
I watched hockey then Justified.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Sounds like a late night, mate.
Some of us had to be up at 5am this morning. I love my sleep too much.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:23 AM CST up reply actions
I was in bed by 11 and got up at 5:45
No big deal.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
i was ASLEEP by about 9
up at 6
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:26 AM CST up reply actions
Thats quite the sinus infection/elixir combination
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
had it last week
still recovering
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:29 AM CST up reply actions
They're never any fun
I get crazy headaches when I have them. No bueno.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
yeah same here
just got a ton of allergy meds, horse pills of antibiotics, steroid shot, OTC allergy pills
ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 AM CST up reply actions
I think I'd almost rather be sick than take all of that
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
sinus infection + headaches
will change tings
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
felt like shit
still getting over sinus infection
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:22 AM CST up reply actions
Baseball Dates of Note
•2001 – US President George W. Bush, in an interview with the Associated Press, says he is worried about baseball’s labor contract, which expires on October 31. Bush, once managing partner of the Texas Rangers left the job to run for governor of Texas in 1994. He suggests, “Get rid of arbitration if possible and have, maybe, free agency occur at an earlier time, and if there’s three shortstops and two bidders the price goes down, and vice versa, it goes up.”
•2005 – The New York Mets sign Carlos Beltran to play center field for the next seven years.
•2011- With the deadline for settling cases headed for salary arbitration looming, teams strike deals with most of their unsigned players. Most notable among these is the Brewers signing 1B Prince Fielder to a one-year, $15.5 million contract, the highest single-season contract ever for an arbitration-eligible player. Josh Hamilton and Jose Bautista are the two biggest names who remain unsigned.
•OF Milton Bradley is in trouble with the law once again. He is arrested this morning in Los Angeles, CA on unspecified charges and released late in the day, with a court appearance set for February 8. The Mariners state that they are treating the situation “very seriously”.
BIRTHDAYS: Brady Anderson, Frankie Nunez, Michael Pineda, Wandy Rodriguez
DEATHS: Ron Luciano(umpire – suicide)
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:20 AM CST reply actions
I don't know about you guys, but that Luciano suicide thing has Firebat's fingerprints all over it...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Khloe has a head like a bison.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
Correction
Khloe has a head like is a bison.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
I bet she's smelly.
You know, down there.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
nah, the W has good water pressure
she probably buys the good soap also
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
For some women all the fancy soap in the world
cannot wash away the smell of female.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
bunting on mallett
CN: When you describe Osweiler, I think of Colin Kaepernick, who was a big, athletic quarterback. He got a lot of press Senior Bowl week, but he didn’t look very comfortable during the game. He could run away from linebackers when his protection broke down, but he often looked more like an athlete than a quarterback.
WB: Kaepernick was actually a pretty good quarterback though. He won some football games in college. Osweiler is 6-7 all time. He reminds me of a John Skelton. Ryan Mallett went in the 3rd round. I’d say talent wise they’re similar, but Mallett was a good quarterback. He was just a screw-up off the field. His production should have put him in the 1st round. Teams were just really scared of him. Osweiler has similar talent. Overall I wouldn’t say he has as much, though he’s more nimble than Mallett (i would hope so, mallett was about as “nimble” as a desk), and has better feet. But at the same time, he just wasn’t that impressive as a quarterback.
If Osweiler goes in the 1st, while Mallett went in the 3rd, it just shows you how screwy this whole system is.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
also
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 7:34 AM CST up reply actions
Other random ass birthdays
Jason Segel
Kevin Costner
Mark Messier
Dave Attell
Born on this day now dead: Danny Kaye, Tom Watson, Cary Grant, and Oliver Hardy
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:28 AM CST reply actions
Lawyer'd
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 7:56 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Tom Watson is still alive and kicking.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Tom Watson is a bad mothafucka.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Don't know if you watch the Feherty Show on Golf Channel but
his interview with Watson was awesome. His ranch is like a dream of mine. Greg Norman’s place in Colorado is the tits too.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I'll take Redford's in Montana.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
that's a helluva list
id be proud to be apart of it
by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
random GIF of the day
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I always get him confused with one of the guys from Great Britain, USA.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:34 AM CST up reply actions
can you get those on dvd over here?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 AM CST up reply actions
The guy on the right is in "Bridesmaids"
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions
yup....he was good in that movie
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
He's adorable.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
my wife wants to meet him
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Good choice.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
Also Super Troopers.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Really?
I’ve seen that … but I guess I don’t remember him.
He’s going to be in another Kristen Wiig-Maya Rudolph movie, “Friends With Kids.” I confess I definitely want to see it.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions
He was the cute blonde cop's boyfriend.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'll have to look for him next time
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
wrong guy, mate.
All of the main cast was Broken Lizard.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
you're right, that guy's apparenlty named Paul Soter
looks just like him
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
IT Crowd >>>>>>>>>>>>>> briesmaids
fwiw
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
The laugh track on IT Crowd seems... unusually obnoxious.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yu got another thing coming
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 AM CST up reply actions
Some of the questions that were asked were genius.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
You know that the call screener was going
“Ok, whatcha got?” “Yeah, that’s not good enough. You need more of a build up. Try again.”
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
You asking what the OJ interview is from?
"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"
by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Some talk radio interview that he did about 4-5 years ago.
They discussed his book (or something) and interviewed him for a bit. Then, they took questions from callers. The only time I have ever listened to a questions from callers segment. Every single caller pranked him with murder questions/statements. Most of them were set up well enough that he (and everyone else) really listened to the question before BAM
“Do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?”.
It was great.
"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"
by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
want to take another opportunity
to suggest beeminder if you are tracking data (weight, workout, books read, doing more, quitting smoking, etc) for goals.
great site!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
/dallas stars in shootouts
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
thanks for the plug, but...
Hey knockoutking, thanks so much for spreading the good word about Beeminder! I worry though that it will look like we’ve got some kind of comment-spamming campaign going on, if you’re plugging it out of the blue. (Maybe there was a connection here that I missed?)
So just thought I’d point out that knockoutking’s comment is pure, unadulterated, grassroots, user enthusiasm. :)
Danny of Beeminder.com
The Costa Concordia cruise ship from space
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Kind of looks like the Conquistador ride at Six Flags from this angle.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions
The only ride that has ever made me puke.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
So...
Evan Grant
Prediction for D (as in Darvish) Day: Rangers get two of Darvish, Fielder and Oswalt. Which two? That’s what I’m not entirely sure of.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I don't get why we'd want Oswalt if we get Yu
I can see him being the backup plan if we don’t… but who could possibly rather rely on him this year than Harrison or Ogando?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Sign Darvish and Oswalt...then trade for a 1B
Sign Oswalt and Fielder, keep the SP
I don’t know that I necessarily agree with #1, but thats the thought process I’m taking out of it.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
So we sign an old pitcher for a lot of money for one year to make it possible to trade away good young, controllable pitching for 1B help?
I don’t like it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't either, but I don't know how you justify the Oswalt rumors otherwise.
Unless you think it’s pure BS which I guess it could be.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I don't know that there's even a real upgrade at 1B available on the trade market anyway
Billy Butler I guess? Eh.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Thats the main hole in the logic.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
i doubt they are going to jerk Ogando around. So I would remove him from the equation.
It’s good to have 7 starters.
OH SNAP, SON.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
TL;EG
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
damn
i screwed it up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
That's definitely not what she said
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
we got the makings of a 5,000 comment day for LSB
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Auction Threads laugh at this.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions
that was a day
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
Indeed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not that this really means anything,
but the Musers just said before going to break that, “If you’re hoping that Japanese sensation Yu Darvish is pitching for the Rangers in 2012, we may have some bad news for you.”
Again, not saying that they have the most credibility, but I don’t like hearing things like this.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I dont know what theyd have that LSB/MLBTR/Twitter don't
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Exactly
I didn’t even hear the segment. That’s just what was said before they went to break. For all I know, they could be citing Ben Rogers.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
THE TICKET!!!
BREAKING SPORTS NEWS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T HAVE INTERNETS!
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
They have no inside information.
It will be speculative filler based on the possibility that Yu doesn’t sign.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Alright, I'm already calling for a moratorium on the phrase "Japanese sensation Yu Darvish"
Makes him sound like a vibrator.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Rule 34 of real life?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Japanese Rule 34.
In Japan, everything is porn.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
in japan, yu are the vibrator
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
at a college baseball game once,
a kid had a horrible swing at a breaking ball i think, and i yelled, “was that a swing or epilepsy?”
it was quiet for a bit after that
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
Junior's vomit story is pretty funny.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
oh wow....i missed this as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yes, it did
Bad chicken enchiladas from some Mexican joint.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
stupid tease
the bad news is this is the deadline!
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Yu Darvish is going to become a Texas Ranger today, you guys.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
or today will be the WORST DAY OF HISTORY
or something
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
Yu gotta believe.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yu gotta be kidding me.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions
What?! Are Yu walking out?!
/Dan
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
So ... I just ate almost an entire thing of yogurt
and then I noticed mold in the corner of the container.
It’s been nice knowing you guys.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
firstworldsensibility
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
New screen name
The Zombie Micah
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
oops
/rick perry
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Just drink a lot of alchohol and you'll be fine
/My grandmother
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Just drink a lot of alcohol and you'll be fine
/ Your grandmother…after I had sex with her.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
no big deal
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
well..........
Answers.com says as long as you threw the yogurt away you’re fine… it doesn’t say if it has to be before or after you eat it.
Question: Is mold on yogurt dangerous?
Answer: Mold on yogurt could be dangerous. Discard the yogurt if it is moldy.
Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_mold_on_yogurt_dangerous#ixzz1jpM2UArI
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
***Do not discard the yogurt into your stomach.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I threw it away as soon as I saw the mold
I haven’t died yet.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Can't live
If living is without Yu.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
1
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
GAHHHHHH
Now I’ll have that effing song in my head all say!
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
Turn around
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Doesnt the same person sing both of those songs...or am I high?
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Don't know, but now they are fighting to the death
in my mind’s ear.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions
haha me too
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It's pretty unfortunate.
I’m trying to focus on a podcast, but it’s failing.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
no
Badfinger and Harry Nilsson sang Without Yu. Then Mariah Carey butchered it for a hit. But screw that.
Bonnie Tyler or something sings the Turn around song.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
I thought some woman sang the first one
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Well, Mariah Carey did
kind of.
Harry Nilsson had the mega-hit out of it. But he most certainly was not a woman.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
I think I'm thinking of the Mariah Carey one
I thought some old frau was singing it though.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Which was the one in "Rules of Attraction" when the girl offs herself in the bathtub?
That’s the verison I remember.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
I can't get my head around Yu
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Let's sign him already!
I know that Nolie’s confident, and I have faith in him…and clearing the financial decks by avoiding arbitration with a bunch of the guys may help the process, but I’m psyched to have Yu in the rotations and WANT THE DEAL DONE ALREADY!!!!!
by BleacherBoy on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
Nice
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
Did someone just say "Nolie"???
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
Don't call him Nolie
And I don’t know why you’d have faith in his decisions.
Very nice pic though.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
shut. up.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
that's enough Tide to Go
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Michael Edward Scott
Stop it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Michael Eastwood*
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
those things are awesome
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
I've never used one
they seem awesome though
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
this is awesome.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
New avatar for Yu-Day
Complete with a Yustasche.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
That's pretty righteous
Well done.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
Thank Yu
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Dutchstache AND Yustache?
Hold your butts, AL.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yu could certainly teach Dutch the finer points of mustache growing...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
now she want a photo
You already know though
You only live once, that’s the motto
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
sup, bspate?
ain’t seen you around these parts as much
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm likely not going to be near a computer when 4 PM rolls around
I hate having delayed jubilation/angrydome.
Today is gonna be the day
That they’re gonna throw it back to Yu
By now Yu should’ve somehow
Realized what Yu gotta do
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about Yu now
Back beat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I’m sure Yu’ve heard it all before
But Yu never really had a doubt
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about Yu now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to Yu but I don’t know how
Because maybe, Yu’re gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, Yu’re my wonderwall
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
by RCCook on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
remember that time when Mike E called me out?
good times
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
You mad?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oh i mad
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
so i really dont think we can lose today.
either we sign yu and its awesome, or we dont sign him – sign prince and roy
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
wasn't wikipedia supposed to black out?
I am using it fine
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 AM CST via mobile reply actions
The mobile one didn't.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Same
Well, that didn’t last long, did it?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Foreign Language sites also work
I updated the minor league affiliates of the Texas Rangers for the German site
by Perfect Zero on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
Ausgezeichnet
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
/Herr Burns
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
Weinerschnitzel
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Thank god.
That was making my work day more difficult than it needed to be.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
It's out for me just now.
Although the page I wanted loaded initially then it went to the SOPA screen so I’m sure there is a fairly easy way around it.
yep
Imagine a world without free knowledge.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Still works for me
I’m reading about cats at the moment.
Maybe my work comp has JavaScript disabled?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
Just add
“?banner=none” to the end of any wiki URL. Good to go.
by SantosLhalper on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
i thought i was going to be able to get around reddit's blackout via my mobile app
lol nope.avi
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
posted this last night. i would literally sex this bike
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
I'm not sure which hole you would put it in
but I don’t think it would work out as well as you seem to think.
i dont care. you cannot deny me my love for this work of art
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
there is an old MAD TV skit
In which they advertise a car with a sex hole
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
He could prolly rig a cycle-vag between the seat and the tank
Then paint the tank with a nude pic of Miss Upton.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
SNL did that in the early 90's
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
Steve McQueen is going to claw his way out of his grave for that fucking thing.
Beautiful.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
you're a bikesexual.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Things that make you go "buhhhh"
/Ron White
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
Willow should be in the mail today
I think I’m actually stoked, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
RF approves of this post.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
Had to get through Perfume: Story of a Murderer first (ugh, married life, I swear...)
but it’s time. I will no longer be “That Guy Who Hasn’t Seen Willow” amongst my friends.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
top gun!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
its not that great
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Doesn't even matter
I’ll have seen it. And that’ what counts.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
i must announce everytime someone mentions this movie
FUCK WILLOW ! and fuck elementary school kids for nicknaming me this.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
of course thats the case
I grew up to be a very tall 5’4".
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm a nervous wreck today, get it done!!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
"Yu" puns are annoying got old weeks ago.
I guess this is the world we live in now…. sigh
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM CST reply actions
Says the guy who posts constantly about his "drunk" adventures
And which trashy slut he is hooking up with tonight.
“Guys…I had an entire case of beer…worked out and then went to eat a lot of greasy tacos. I feel so ashamed. Well….time to go fuck some nasty slut who obviously has no morals.”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions 15 recs
Wow.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
orange mad
I like it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
same here that made me chuckle
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
what the fuck dude?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
you mean Yu good, fucker?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
oh my
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
fuck off
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
It's like the nice plates your mom keeps in the top cabinet
you gotta use it every once in a while, or you forget how special they are.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's the end of the world as Yu know it.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
MORNING GUYS!
IANF, YU KNOW I HAD A GREAT TRIP
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
hahah to where? when and where are you moving to dallas?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Skiing with the lady man!
And I’m moving to NYC
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
You're skiing with a lady man?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
Fucking lack
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
of a damn
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Hahahha
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
yu have a lady man?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
comma
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Please tell me that's not a real RIAA person...
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
he is the
RIAA’s Senior Vice President of Communications
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
Wow that's awful.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I'm not sure what part is my favorite.
The smug attitude or the inability of a spokesman to spell check prior to pressing enter.
Or delete and re-post it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
how did that "r" get in there in the first place?
that is no where near the k and the o on the keyboard
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
(looks up RIAA on Wikipedia)
(reads)
Ahhh.
(looks up “irony” on Wikipedia…)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
Lol
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
Wikipedia's inaccuracies are vastly overblown
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
It's great for finding source material
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yup
I can agree with this on the papers I did. Helped me find things in JSTOR, etc.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
same here.
its helpful if you are stuck. find the sourced material at the bottom of the page and go from there.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
What a great name for a Jewish Store
hahahaha
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Hearing Ben Rogers talk about playing basketball at the "J"
now makes my brain jump to anything that is called “J” something being a Jewish place
by Texas Jihad on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
My favorite Jewish place on campus closed :(
Izzy & Zoe’s
/This was a real Mike E comment
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yeah, it's a fine place to start or get some context for something else you are reading.
Even though I’m very much in favor of having students go into libraries, the RIAA guy is off the mark on both the uses and limitations of Wikipedia.
However, I will say that talking about media technologies and their users as if they were children/students in need of discipline by wise, paternal corporations, trade associations, and regulatory agencies is a rhetorical strategy that reaches back to the roots of broadcast media. It has been quite effective and has become a mode of thought for some institutions.
THIS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
This^^^ I use it all day at work
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Oh he mad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"doing orginal research and getting his/her facts straight"...
… via the internet.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
WTF is a "blackrout?"
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
OH WHY DIDN'T THEY CALL IT WHITEOUT, HUH?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That was 'swiftboat'.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That was 2004.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You're 2004.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Your mom went to college
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
OH NO HE DI'IN'T!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
OH SNAP, SON.
I JUST GOT BROKE DOWN FO SHO.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep
For my Campaign Finance Reform class, I wrote a paper on 527s
by Texas Jihad on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
DID YOU USE WIKIPEDIA OR WAS THERE A BLACKROUT
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I guess Wikictionary is down too....
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
What a douche
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Heh. Wiki's accuracy rating is higher than any other encyclopedia resource out there. What a dolt.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Is it really?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
skipped first class
going to this one.. skipping the next.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
i would say "cool story, bro"
but this is not a cool story, and you are not a bro.
bad story, guy
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
I laughed so hard at this
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I heard that last part
in a South Park Canadian voice.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
Me too
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
You're not my buddy, guy!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I'm not your guy, pal.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 18, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
BAHAHAHAHAHAlajhselfkjgasdlhfafah
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
What is wrong with yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Congratulations, person.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I honestly just posted so I could quickly go to my profile page
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
You can click on the top left of the page and get there, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ya
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
it could be worse, i could be you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
You're asking Mike E to violate the first law of robotics.
Good luck.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What if Mike E were hooked into SkyNet?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
The world would end as everyone was rained upon with inadvertent non-sequiters
and stories about unrelated life events
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
welcome to the matrix
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
overrated
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Gimme a B!
Gimme a T!
Gimme an O!
What’s it spell?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
TOB.
Shit. Wait.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
mike e sucks
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
are we sure mike e ISNT skynet?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
mike e probably caused the blackrout to my wiki
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
mark that under, who gives a shit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
DIAF
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
ft worth people... ever been to 3 parrots tacos?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM CST reply actions
Nope, never heard of it.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, after I drank a case of beer,
but prior to going to fuck some dirty slut. So my experience could in no way relate to you.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
Wow
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yup.
No common ground there at all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
i am too....this one is greatness
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Need one from the ep where they did the "Shout" bit
With Shawn as Tears for Fears guy and Gus as Michael Jackson.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
This sounds all kinds of awesome
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
i need to start watching this show
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I watched the first two episodes last night
on Netflix. Its quality.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah just saw that it's available on instant streaming
Added.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
the American idol episode?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wasn't that the episode that
had Curt Smith on it?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Can't remember
But their rendition of “Shout” was fucking hilarious, especially Gus as MJ.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
I think that is the Tim Curry episode where he plays a version of Simon Cowell
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is that a Goa'uld helmet and a Geordi visor?!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
"NERD!"
/Homer
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Answer me!
But is it?! What is this show?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
psych
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
Yu have not experienced the hilarity of Psych?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
nO
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Tu bad, it funny.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
NO!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
x
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
I love this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Sure it's not Buck Rogers?
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
what the fuck is going on here?
where does the F’ng dirty sluts come from? eggs benedict from a year ago? she was a nice lady!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you really trying to argue that you’re not a fan of dirty sluts?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i like mine clean
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
I dont really like sluts, no....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
any chick who bangs you after you buy her a few drinks is a slut.
i know this because i know the truth
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If I have to buy her drinks she's not slutty enough.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
by Flynnyrd on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i kind of like this mentality of not having to do any work whatsoever for it
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
It works for me because I'm ruggedly handsome and very lazy.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
That's an excellent combination
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I may just try this instead of the "wanna go to happy hour"
just the.. “watching TV on the couch.. how about a Beej”
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
new sig
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
by sunlegend54 on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
I'd eat a 3-parrot taco.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I wonder if Toucans taste like Fruit Loops?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
I wondered this also.
However, they taste like pigeons. I was disapointed.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
Is there anything this Spiderman cartoon meme can't do?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
sign yu
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Defeat Mike E and end his reign of terror.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Turns out Dave from Storage Wars is actually Darvish's biggest fan.
He just adds a “P” to the end of his name because he has a neurological condition.
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—P.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i like how he thinks he causes everyone to bid more
also, i am addicted to that show
also, i used to never watch tv
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
ive never even heard of storage auctions until that show.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
My dad called me really late last night because he couldn't sleep
I was watching one of the reruns from earlier in the evening (while posting on LSB, obviously) and told him to turn it to A&E. He had never seen the show and now he’s hooked on it, too.
He said he went to one auction way back in the day almost on accident and it was nothing like this show. He noted with particularity that there were no women there with big boobs like Brandi.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
haha.. now she comes off as a slutty type.
my parents flip houses on the side and always note that “its nothing like it is on TV”
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
I am really losing interest
as it becomes more scripted and the reactions are canned for commercial breaks, same thing with Pawn Stars . . . they are heading toward the ramp and shark-tank very quickly
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Finally got around to "Moonshiners"
That show’s fucking boring. I like listening to drunk old Cooter Jones and crew, but nothing ever fucking happens.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I could go for some morning head
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 AM CST via mobile reply actions
NOPE.
/Ace /Wildcat
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
lol
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Pfffft
As long as she delivers the Real Goods directly to my attentive junk afterwards, she can start with the Beej.
It’s an appetizer, comrades. Not the full meal.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Chips and dips make a fine meal.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
YOU HAVE TO DRINK A LITER OF VODKA AND EAT TACOS AND THEN
BRAG ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/me
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Shweeet
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
but...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
x
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
so, has anyone found out if Porn sites are backing out too?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM CST via mobile reply actions
the day the world didnt rub one out
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
also, porn on my ipad is the best thing ever
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
seems like touching the screen would get in the way
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
it's just weird when you finish on the screen
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
hahaha
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Pith seems to have a limitless supply of Spiderman-related hilarity
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
i would refer you to
r/spidymeme’s but obv cant today
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
I just meant he has it on the quickdraw
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
xvideos.com
appeared to be blacked out. But, then I noticed it said, click anywhere to continue. Phew…
by SantosLhalper on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
So the Kingdoms of Amalur demo....
I originally only touched it for the Mass Effect 3 goodies… but I’ll be damned if it’s not a pretty damn good RPG.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
ME3 goodies?
do share
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
If you download the demo, you get armor. If you finish the game, you get a disc shooter.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
ORLY
i need to check out if this works on pc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
I need to play ME and ME2 that are sitting in my bedroom
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Haven't gotten too far into the story
but it reminds me a LOT of Dragon Age. Open world, lots of quests, third person view, although the combat system is much better.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Are there any non-sequel big releases coming out this year that you guys are excited about?
2011 let me down quite a bit (although still haven’t seen/played Skyrim). Got my hopes up for Deus Ex: HR last year, but….ehh. Can’t even bring myself to finish it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
2011 was a pretty damn awesome year for me.
2012 just depends. Several things may come out but aren’t certain yet.
New IPs:
Last Guardian
Ni No Kuni
I Am Alive
SOPA/PIPA blackout humor at it's finest.
Save the GIF’s
The Oatmeal
by SantosLhalper on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Solid fucking gold.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
It's like dealing with a lion escaping from a zoo by blasting kittens with a flamethrower...
Greatness
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Love it
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
sbnation is broken. cant get into any other sbnation sites, including LSB in other tabs
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 AM CST reply actions
My site is working.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
mmmm just add a little honey butter
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
ha!
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
pedobear.gif
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
did you get season tickets this year?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Nah, I bum off other more fortunate people.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
ahhh.. i guess im going to hope to god i win an opening day code
or just pay for the tickets on secondary market. i think season ticket holders have an option to buy 2 extra for opening day or something.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
that secondary market will be fucking expensive
I’ll go the following day
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i can get nosebleeds for 75 right now.
I think I am going to sell the christmas 4 pack thing my parents bought me and buy tickets to first 5 games so i wont miss YU or Neftali’s first start.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
75 isn't terrible
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
How pimp is this picture
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
weird
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Why weird?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
take me on a date benji
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
I don't wanna go on a date with benji cause of the time commitment...
He’ll take me to Hawaii when all I wanna do is go to Razzoos and drink Miller Lite and eat Rat Toes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Hahahahaha
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
rat toes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
miller lite
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
TELL ME WHERE TO GO TOMORROW NIGHT OR SHOULD I JUST GO BACK TO YUCATAN?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
How far within Fort Worth are you willing to travel?
Also what type of food?
by Texas Jihad on Jan 18, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
I SAID I'D BUY YOU LUNCH/DINNER IF YOU CAME TO HOUSTON
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Not pimp...
Kinda gay
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
I suppose :(
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
It's the fruity hor d'ouevres (or however the fuck you spell that)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Chocolate covered strawberries
yum
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Who spells "cheesy" as "pimp"?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
by Brad on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I missed you matchsticklover
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Hai! So desu!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
teryaki beef
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
I've been craving some sushi...
I think I might order some tonight. Mmmmm dragon rolls.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Preach
Dragon rolls FTW.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
They're so good...
What are your thoughts on the California roll?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
I call 'em the "safety roll"
Great starter choice for noobs, but I haven’t eaten one in a long time. Much better stuff to choose from.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
i like crunchy salmon rolls and spicy tuna rolls
and jalapeno rolls and yellowtail sushi.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Mmmm, yellowtail is the shizzle too
Some people swear by the Philly roll, but I’m not big on cream cheese.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
California and Philly rolls
are like going to New York and getting Sbarro’s
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
california roll has the cucumber right?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
fake crab, cuke, and avacado, I think
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yup
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yep
I actually had some (pretty nasty) sushi that was wrapped in cucumber instead of rice. Do not recommend.
But usually the cucumber gives it a nice crunchy/fresh taste.
Still surprised I only got to eat sushi once in 10 days in Japan. :-/
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Acceptable...I understand that it's not "real sushi" but that doesn't make it not good.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
California rolls aren't real rolls
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
They're most certainly rolls.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
They're gross
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
They're not very good.
Honestly, I just order rolls for the wasabi burn. If I want fish I’ll get sashimi
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'll eat anything with spicy tuna
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I tried making homemade sashimi a couple weeks ago..
Failed miserably.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Been there...
my sashimi ended up as a tartar
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Anything with unagi eel + sauce
or that bright yellow mustard/mayo stuff is just fan-freakin’-tastic.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know what that sweet sticky unagi sauce is made from
but it sho is good
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
fresh-squeezed eel tastes amazing
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I always just assumed it was eel put in a blender
/notserious.jpg
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
JDT, are you in here?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Jihad...
Baylor was kind enough to have a make up class in Fort Worth tomorrow. Should we just go back to Yucatan?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I had just had a burger at Lili's
but yea Yucatan is still good. And you can’t beat the proximity.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 18, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Done...
Sorry for yelling at you earlier.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Longhorns alumni game Sat Jan 28, 1pm
info
My official start of the season. THRILL to the sight of Drew Stubbs striking out vs. college pitching, and Taylor Teagarden decked out in the un-burnt orange of the Orioles. WONDER why they’d fly in Huston Street and not even put him in the game. LOOK AT ME, I’M WATCHING BASEBALL OUTSIDE IN SHORT SLEEVES IN JANUARY!
I may have to go this year.
Never made it last year, and I’m dying for lack of baseball.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Interesting
RT @DrewUnga: This guy … RT @TMZ: Mark Wahlberg — I Would Have FOUGHT 9/11 Hijackers & Landed Plane
SURE YOU WOULD HAVE, MARK. SURE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
In his defense
Marky Mark is kinda a wild card
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
He'd dazzle them
with his Good Vibrations.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah or that whole violent juvenile delinquent thing from his past
Dude could probably hold his own
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Not a fan of the hit Good Vibrations?
That makes you un-American. You going to censor our internet, too?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
You bite your tongue! Chaz Reinhold is not a kook!
He is a brave and decent man.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
marky mark might punch me
but he’d also buy me alcohol so him
by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
The terrorists would have been feeling the vibrations
come on, come on.
/rimshot
#tipyourwaitress
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I speak for millions when I say
I really wish you had been on the 9-11 plane
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
He would have needed help from the Funky Bunch.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Unfortunately
By the time he got his shirt off the whole thing would have been over.
"Don’t run, bitch. I’ve got ’em all bookmarked." - JDT217
the point is it is hindsight bullshit
9.11 was such a paradigm shift, I’m sure there were cops and active and retired military on some of those planes, but nobody expected what was to happen, even at that time when armed with the knowledge of what was happening, the people on flight 93 tried to do something about it once they knew nothing they did could make it worse, they were already dead, that is a concept that was not part of our collective knowledge/psyche
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
Gina Carano's movie has an 83% approval rating.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 AM CST reply actions
Gina Carano's rack has a 100% approval rating
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
id give her an 83% approval rating
IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
If you go to a UFC event and she's there..
I heard she gets pretty drunk. (winks)
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
ginabiteslip.gif
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
one of my fav's
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Gina
I read Drew McWeeny’s review yesterday on Hitfix, and he said it was a good film. Nothing deep or thought-provoking, but a solid action flick.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Only Yu
Can prevent SP fires.
"Don’t run, bitch. I’ve got ’em all bookmarked." - JDT217
Where'd everyone go?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Up'n died in hya.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
(shrugs) Lunch breaks, maybe
I know I certainly hear the clarion call of Whataburger…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
You should really remove that signature link
The thing that pops up in its place when we refresh is awful
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Your twitter link
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
im not sure what you're trying to say
elaborate
by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
The Follow @tweetingdouche
image that shows up on your signature is annoying
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
On your sig?
You don’t see Follow @tweetingdouche?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yeah you're just trolling me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
pretty sure hes just trolling
its fucking annoying.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
His tweets are pretty descriptive of the kind of dumb shit he is
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
his tweets are awesome
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
people are saying it now
because its an annoying/stupid ass sig.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
yes
because it is.
you are the only person i have seen on here with a picture thing as a sig.
just do a link like everyone else.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
this horseshit is annoying
just do a “follow@tweetingdouche” link.
its not too much to ask imho
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
doesn't bother me, officer
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Refresh the page
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Lol I think my doctor just tried to upsell me on a vaccination
Got a basic post-surgery checkup tomorrow. Nurse calls me and says “would you like to get a DTP shot? It’s $60 if not covered by your insurance.”
(thinks to self) “Hmmm, self, would you like to pay $60 for a random shot you don’t even need?”
(replies to self and nurse) “I think I’m gonna pass, thanks.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions
I get upsold shots at my annual physicals.
lolz
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I get so fucking tired of being upsold in almost every transaction
I get involved in these days. I know most of the folks are just doing their jobs, but good gawwd it really chaps my ass sometimes.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
The drive thru upsell drives me nuts
Employee: "Welcome to Whataburger, would you like to try our _ for only $5.99?
Me: “No thanks. I’d like a #3 with no lettuce and a Coke for the drink.”
Employee: “Ok, that’s a #3 with a Coke. Would you like to Whatasize that?”
Me: “No thanks.”
Employee: “Ok, that’s a medium #3 with a Coke. Would you like to try a hot apple pie for only .99c?”
Me: GODDAMN IT, JUST GIVE ME MY FOOD!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
THIS MUTHAFUCKIN THIS
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
True story
Oil change employee – This air filter looks bad,
Me – It’s OK.
Oil change employee – No, its really bad
Me – No.
Oil change employee – I also noticed that your fuel filter is bad.
Me – Is that so?
Oil change employee – Yes.
Me – Where is the fuel filter on a Blazer anyway?
Oil change employee – mumble, mumble
Me – Its in the fuel line. Know how I know?
Oil change employee – Uh Uh uh mumble
Me – It went out and was changed two days ago.
Oil change employee – Oh. ….. OK.Say, has your remorigerator valve filter connection been changed lately?
Me – No
Oil change employee – Its in terrible shape. You want us to change it?
The man sitting in the waiting room with me was on the floor wheezing and howling when I told the guy the fuel filter had been changed two days ago.
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Where would a fuel filter be if not in the fuel line?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
In the tank
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
At the beginning of the fuel line.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
True that
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I mean it was under the car going into thegas tank
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
In your mom's butt.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
On a totally unrelated note...
…anyone ever had major teeth trauma? Had an incident about two weeks ago; gonna take until APRIL until I’m finally all done. Sucks.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Had a friend lose his front eight (four top, four bottom) in a street hockey mishap
Took a puck to the grill.
I told him “look on the bright side…at least it was symmetrical.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
…I went face-first into a sink. Broke my front two teeth and one of the incisors, and one of the front teeth needed a dental implant. No funsies.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Cringe
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
I did…while sitting at my desk at work. These people must be certain of my insanity by now.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
Your experience was definitely going through my head last Thursday
When I got dizzy during a fitness class.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
Ha!
You’re the second person to tell me that! I think I’m going to make Eating Something Before You Work Out my cause celebre.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I have a snack every afternoon.
I think my dizziness was a combination of factors (most of which I won’t discuss here because…well, just because). But it’s definitely made me evaluate my pre-workout snack.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
NEVER FORGET
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
always good to know
i have something “seriously past due” on my credit report for $212 dollars.
i have never received a phone call about it, anything in the mail about it, email about it, nothing.
wtf.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
oh wait, that is because experian is stupid.
HOW COULD I HAVE OPENED AN ACCOUNT ON 7/1/1985 WHEN I WASNT BORN UNTIL DECEMBER OF 1985?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
You charged a time machine to your Walmart Chase Platinum Card in 2025, went back and opened the account in 1985.
Duh.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
ok it looks like the more i look at it it includes some of my fathers data, despite the fact we have different SSNs and DOBs
any suggestion from anyone (at all) about how to get this fixed?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
and this is stuff that doesnt show up on my other reports as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
is that the best way to do it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
thats what i looks like
i never could figure out why my credit was so screwy. i, like many, screwed up a bit in college but paid it off and am at something like 98.82% of payments (ever) are on time (250+ payments)
ugh.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Jerry Rice said Jacobs was soft
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
turn on the radio. Nah, fuck it. Turn it off.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 12:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
TURN MY MOTHAFUCKIN' HEADPHONES UP.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I RIP WHEN I RHYME, I RHYME WHEN I RIP, THIS IS THE WAY THAT DYLAN SPITS
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
*raises fist
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
I was wearing my Rage shirt which is like 15 years old this past weekend
and this guy came up to me at the liquor store and just started talking my ear off about watching them place in 1992 and how he also has that shirt.
I've already told the wife that we're going to take a vacation and road trip
to wherever Rage plays next (something tells me they won’t be coming through Texas any time soon).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
They were so good a couple of years ago.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm not sure my spine could handle a Rage show
’Cause you know my ass would have to be getting righteous in the pit.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
I'd give the pit a go for a couple songs
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pre-surgery I got kicked in the mouth
from some crowd-surfer at a Sevendust show.
Good times.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Since you guys just caused me to put it on spotify...
Did you know they have a best of album?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Doesn't have it.
But it’s only 1997-2004
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Sevendust puts on a great show
LaJon is fuckin’ rad. Hangs out with the crowd, gets people pumped up, but can still sing/yell while jumping around.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Did any of you get the bamboozle email from MLB?
Why fuck up a perfectly good Skrillex, Foo Fighters and Incubus show with Bon Jovi?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
excuse me?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's a concert MLB is sponsoring with those bands.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
a foo fighters/incubus show would be awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Take your ass to Jersey then. Weekend of May 18
Blink 182 as well.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
this show sounds awesome
I could put up with jovi for that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You know, as long as Jovi was the headliner...
You could see all the good shit and then just leave when his old terrible ass came on stage. I’d do it in a second.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Which part is confusing you?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Cause its in fucking Jersey
and Bon Jovi is like the 50 year old + panty moistening king there.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Who's Mac Miller?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
The Doctor of Defense
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
The worst frat boy "rapper" ever.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Haha
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He makes Asher Roth look like in his prime Biggie Smalls by comparison.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I have only heard that "College" song by Roth so I have no idea
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh great...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
You're right...This is frat boy rap...
But it ain’t terrible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah it's not as awful as vfn is making it out to be
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
VFN makes everything seem like it hurts your dick to listen to/watch.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
x
BenRogers Ben Rogers
I’ve been told that Yu negotiations will go down to the wire. Wow. Stay tuned.
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 PM CST reply actions
Zzzzzz...
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
x
BenRogers Ben Rogers
I’ve been told by Jeff Skin Wade who can choke on a bag of dicks with AIDS that Yu negotiations will go down to the wire. Wow. Stay tuned.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
what is the point of the aids if he dies by choking on a bag of dicks?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
You would at least feel bad for your dick for a while.
Like “Oh man, I can’t believe my dick is having to go through that. Sounds terrible.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So he can never be an organ donor?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
Ask Ben Rogers.
He’s the one that apparently tweeted that.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
We all cool with this?
Personally I’d rather have Dre if he falls there. But I’d be perfectly happy with DeCastro @ 13.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
this has been the worst winter ever.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 12:33 PM CST reply actions
Why???
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
its been 70 degrees every fucking day. this is spring weather.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
it has been wonderful
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it truly has been a fantastic winter
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'd rather it be 10 degrees than 95
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yup
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
hell to the no.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Oh this
Okay. I’m onboard with you on this line of thought
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I'd prefer cold but for fucks sake, pick one temperature range or the other.
This 70 degree day followed by 40 degree day and back and forth is killing me.
I just want proper damn seasons
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
you are moving to NYC
mission accomplished
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
TnT is strongly considering going full HF45.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
whoa whoa whoa whoa
no.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
No I support his opinion on this
Texas doesn’t have seasons, it’s stupid. I like the summer, for 2-3 months… I like the winter… for 2-3 months. I don’t like 7 months of summerish then a few months of okay, then warm shit in January.
It’s stupid.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
I could never live here
I like seasons
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I didn't realize he was talking seasons.
I thought he was talking baseball. In the morning thread he posted he didn’t think Darvish would sign.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah haha
Which is why I asked him to clarify – wasn’t sure which “winter” he meant.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
you mean the best
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You gave away Blatch for Richard fucking Jefferson.
It’s your fault.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah, I want it to snow, too.
And Odom will pick it up.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You guys should spend ten years in CT
Then you’ll hate the fucking cold. Fucking….hate….it.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't hate it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
That's because it's cold for an absurdly long time.
Similar to how some people here got really fucking tired of 100+ degree days with no rain at all. Seasons are lovely things.
"Tekken" is a very good movie. very "ninja-like"
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM CST reply actions
Nalbandian
He mad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So is Marco
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
How I feel after ten years on submarines and a year on the oil rig...
…now in college….
GIRLS!! THERE ARE GIRLS EVERYWHERE!!!!
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 18, 2012 12:39 PM CST via Android app reply actions
AND THEY LOOKIN' FINE, BROS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
LSB road trip to U of H
to visit and attend college parties?
I hope you’re planning on pledging a fraternity.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Party at Benji's
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
fuck that
we want to go to vail
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You think you're getting a handy in Vail?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
I have no idea
I would rather go to Colorado
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Put out
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
just you wait
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'd be down...
Will you take me to Houston dive bars? Not those high falootin places you like.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah there are some trashy dives on Washington near me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
"Trashy dives" to Benji
are any place that doesn’t have valet and anything under a $30 cover.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
This is kind of what I was wondering...
his definition of trashy might not be on the same line as everybody elses.
I don't do covers.
Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Do you tip on take out?
If not we could be best of friends.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Take out?
As in I call Pei Wei and go in and get food?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yeah...
It irritates the fuck outta me that there’s a tip line on my receipt when I get take out. Fuck you, I did all the work for you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
I might leave a buck or something in a tip jar.
Usually don’t though
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
this
and buffet places too. You didn’t do anything but keep my drink full, piss off.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Leave them a dollar.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
This is right up there with the rampant upselling for me.
Chapps was notorious for this shit, and all they ever did was bring your fucking burger out to you.
Grrr.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
I tip 10% ish for take-out and at buffets
by Texas Jihad on Jan 18, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
I understand this and that is why restaurants need to pay togo people better
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So holup...
The person at the take out stand is getting paid the same as the waiter? Cause this might change everything.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
a little more
4-5 dollars an hour
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That fucking blows...
No wonder they always seem to have a shitty attitude, and rightfully so.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
the few times I did it, I made almost what I would on the floor
factoring in the hourly. a lot of people do tip Togo
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 1:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I generally tip togo, but it's usually around 10%
half the work of being waited on so about half the tip.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Seriously considering changing my sig for this...
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Do it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
This could also coincide with the
Get Schultzy a Hand Job movement.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Hell fucking no
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
One...they're dumb.
Two….I have a life, and I live 35 mins from campus.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 18, 2012 12:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WAIT UNTIL SPRING
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oh, you're in H town
they’re always dressed for spring, I guess
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
x
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SOPA author using pirated background image on his website. Figures. 9gag.com/gag/1932218 via @9GAG
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Look ... harder...
/Monkey from The Lion King.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
RAFIKI!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Speaking of,
For anyone who hasn’t already visited, please take a moment to visit http://dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/ for some inspirational wisdom.
Be sure and sign the guest book! ;)
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
So, I just had a facebook friend (friend from middle school and high school) post..
‘Goodbye world’, and a few weeks ago he posted ‘No girlfriend, no son, life sucks.’
Should I contact the proper people? A few people have already posted on his status wondering what it’s about.
You should tell him to quit being a fucking attention mongering pussy.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
He updates his account only a few times a month.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Must be emo.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You serious?
If so, I would definitely call someone…just not sure how you would go about doing that if you don’t know him that well (no address, number, etc.)
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
I know him, played baseball with him and have been to his house a couple of times.
But I haven’t talked to him in a few years.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
I’d definitely do something. Even if it was a joke or him being stupid, the fact that people checked on him may help him understand that people care about him.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Eh you probably should, depending on who you consider "the proper people" to be,
That shit can eat away at you if something were to happen, I would assume.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yeah, I think I will.
I had another friend threw himself in front of an amtrak train last year after posting a few cryptic posts. He was hooked on oxycodone, though.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Funny joke
prooooobably the wrong time to use it…
"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"
by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like a pretty legit cry for help to me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yup.
Definitely needs someone to intervene and get it for him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yes....absolutely
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I love this quote from The Big Bang Theory.
I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro Football, college Football, High School Football, Pee-wee Football; In fact, every form of Football except the original: European Football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot. If you’re interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn’t chicken as if it were chicken.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Sums it up nicely.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Love that show.
Do not understand the BBT haters on LSB.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Do not understand the BBT lovers anywhere.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I like comics and nerdy stuff.
I relate.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That's probably it.
Because that’s definitely one reason why I like this show.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Chicken fried pork chops are the truth.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Wow. I've never had this. You must make these at a time that I will get to eat them.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'd love a big fry-out for a tailgate some time...
fish fry, fried everything…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My mouth is salivating just thinking of that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I left the response to this in 2011.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Lol
I’m shocked this lingered out there for like 3 mins without someone jumping on it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
I did not leave totes in 2011.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
So.. 3 hours until the Yu deadline, right?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yu must be kidding me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"I'm a Cowboys fan. And I hope they miss the playoffs and get the better draft pick. This team sucks. We're saving ourselves the embarrassment too. That's a major +" by JDT217 on Dec 26, 2011
Yo so sirry.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yu*
dammit…fucked that up.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yu did
but the “sirry” canceled it out.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like yu'll be right.
Someone is reporting they it will be 6 years. I’ve been all prepared to talk shit.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Let me, take Yu home toniiiight.
(was listening to some Boston at lunch)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
gonna put it down
we dont sign darvish – go with oswalt and prince instead
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Wager?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
not really. just being difficult
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Oh TNT....setting yourself up for fun times
"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"
by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
It would be humorous to me that the Astros switch divsions
only to face Pujols, Prince and Oswalt.
But other than that….ehhh
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I think Twitter disagrees with you
Sounds basically done.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
My Napoli pizza recipe for the Cane Rosso Pizzeria contest
Angel Tears
Alfredo Sauce
Italian Sausage
Salami
Sweet Onion
Jalapenos
Roasted Garlic
Spinach
Roma tomatoes
Mozzarella
Dusted with Romano
For mine, I just sent them a link
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
anyone ever feel weird
when people bust out names of porn sites or porn stars in conversation and you know exactly what they’re talking about only you feel to weird or awkward to say anything?
by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Ever feel weird when you don't know when people drop said links,
then you click on it thinking that it will take you to a pizza site or at least a funny link, and you have to click it off because your younger brother thinks you’re weird?
Because I just found out how that feels.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
General rule of thumb
Avoid clicking any/all unknown links in the OT thread.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, just figured that out
Lesson learned.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 18, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Which brings up a great topic of discussion
Favorite pornstar?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
FINALLY A DECENT SUBTHREAD
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Where to begin....
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm pretty partial to Eva Angelina
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
those glasses
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Huge Lisa Ann fan.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yeah Lisa Ann has the "reminds me of my friend's hot mother" thing growing up
(remembers) Ohhh, Ms. Yamada, what I would’ve done to you…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
PICS OF MS YAMADA OR GTFO
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Lol
Actually don’t remember her last name (she was divorced). His name was Yamada.
But she drove a Mitsubishi 3000GT (back in like the late-90s it was cool) and I swear, she wanted my junk.
At least, in my 15 year old mind she did.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
I banged my best friend's aunt one time...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Rachel Starr
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
She's very audible when she wants her man to put it in her butt.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh yeah, good call
One of my faves.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
DFW's own
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
you get to hear
when ty walker interviewed her on white elephant day?
by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Ahhh redtube
What did married men ever do before you came along?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell?
That’s just some regular chick that probably was out at Duke’s in Addison the night before they shot that.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
What's her name?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
not me.
Huge tits, huge ass – as un-nextdoor as possible.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I can't seem to get this through to the women I talk to
Most guys love some curves. Skinny bonebags just don’t do it for me at all.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Main reasons?
Cause it’s a slippery fucking slope that most women can’t seem to grasp.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think they just don't care what GUYS think of them
They want all their bitchy girl friends to say “Ohh, look how skinny she is!”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Not to mention bj's.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
never seen her before
do know the guy though
by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Isabella Soprano
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
BIBI JONES
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
No way to pick just one.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
I prefer one that takes it in the pooper.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I generally like is more skinimax style
the less balls and man ass the better…. I fucking hate close-ups of balls.
I weirds me out seeing two dicks go in the same hole at the same time.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ehhh, porn is all about fantasy
MMF is one of the few things I haven’t done, so it works.
I’m with Jihad, though, the less ballsack in my face, the better.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
A good rule of thumb, I think.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i like watchin it
but maybe im a weirdo
by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
With a stranger that would be fun
But I wouldn’t want to have to see the dude again.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Elaborate.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Not really...
DP on the other hand is totally cool.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
stands for double vagina double anal
only reason i know that is b/c the southpark guys have a band called that and made this badass song (among others)
by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yu Darvish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 1:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Love the name
I’m down with everything but the jalapenos.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Does Central Market have "Angel Tears"?
Only ingredient I’m missing…
by Perfect Zero on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
That's the name
but yeah…they do… It’s imported…comes in a fancy douche bag.
by Pocket Ninja on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
holy shit i can't stop laughing
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
For those not in the Morosi thread
DKnobler DKnobler
Yu Darvish will be a Ranger. deal expected to be for six years.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've got the big beat! I get on down!
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
OK, this blackout is fucking with me.
I SIGNED THE FUCKING PETITION NOW LET ME LOOK UP SOMETHING
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Doesn't it work fine iwth smartphones?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
wikipedia works fine for me.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
YU!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
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"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My friend wants the Darvish deal to go through so that Prince will sign with the Nats.
Silly Nats fan.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
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