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YU! (1/18/12 ot 2)


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"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

Yu son of a bitch.

Beat me by a minute.

Anyways, borrowing from the deleted thread… my Birthday #1 Playlist. So fucking wretched.

With Arms Wide Open
We Built This City
Love Lift Us Up
We R Who We R
I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)

Not even Prince can save this thing.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

More like the Birthday #1 GAY-list

Amirite?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok bigtill.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm already starting to dislike this meme.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

racist

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That too...

Can we just go back to the BTO’s and forget that conversation ever happened?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

AWE SOME

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Jan 18, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

what do you think

was the thing meatloaf wouldnt do for love?

i think about this about once a week

by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

why?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok....

I’m going to go with stick it in her butt.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it would be more take it in the butt.

He’s not a fan of pegging (unlike Schultzy)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Eat a salad.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

you don't win friends with salad

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Meatloaf: former student of Lubbock Christian University

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Hot and dangerous, if you're one of us then roll with us

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

i would.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes sir.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm about to wreck the men's room.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Geez...

That thing was ratemypoo.com worthy.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

My friend wants the Darvish deal to go through so that Prince will sign with the Nats.

Silly Nats fan.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 18, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Related topic from OT 1

Favorite RATM song?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

sleep now in the fire

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Winner

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, probably this.

I LOVE that initial guitar riff.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

almost as hard as choosing a porn star.

Maybe harder.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Wut you just done did?

I done seen it.

"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"

by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not jamming to Down Rodeo. Woo.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

now*

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Know your enemy

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

COME WID IT NOW!

Bulls On Parade, my man.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was

QUIT IT NOW

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 2:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Guerrilla Radio

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Same.

FUCK YOU! I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 18, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 18, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

freedom

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Nice

Underrated.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

actually i might change to Bullet in Your Head

Fucking love that bass intro

Anytime a song has awesome bass you’ll hear me gush about it

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

First song I ever learned on the bass.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

even if it is a remake

i love renegades of funk. i hate the affrika bambataa version

by studcrackers on Jan 18, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the whole Renegades album gets a bad rap

I’m Housin’ makes frequent appearances on the WildcatPlaylist.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Bad rap is right.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

I see whatcha did there.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

No matter how hard you try you can't stop us now

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

RATM

= douchebags

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

How did I not know about this website

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

by lamron on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

That's a fantastic question.

Did you know the Rangers signed Mike Napoli and Adrian Beltre?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope but i knew you were an ass

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

by lamron on Jan 18, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry DYAC lol

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

by lamron on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

you knew I was an ace?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I have trouble believe the legitimacy of these.

Especially since “key” doesn’t even start as the same letter as “cock”

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It's on the internet, jam. It HAS to be true

The internet.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to proof my posts better.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

they are all fake

some are still funny

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

just picked up some chimay

gonna be a good night

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Blue or Red

Don’t say white…

"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"

by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

blue

never had the red

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 3:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Blue is obviously great.

Red is really good. I’m a big fan of Red.

"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"

by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I like it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 3:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So

I’ve been sitting here for the past few minutes, watching ABBA videos. Just how much acid were they on when they shot those?

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 18, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

All of it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Raise your hand if you've seen Mamma Mia...

It is truly the most horrible fucking movie of all time.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

(keeps hands proudly by his sides)

Although I was working at a Hollywood Video when it came out on DVD and the fucking preview played on infinite loop for about 2 months straight.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I challenge anybody to find a movie as bad as that.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Lady in the Water comes close, in the Non-Musical category

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Hand up, head down in shame...

Can’t say I watched much, but what I saw was cinematic abomination Only man in house of 5 defense. For the record, The GF series and Goodfellas get regular play.

by simian crease on Jan 18, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I came very close to suspending Frau Wildcat's Netflix privileges after that one

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I went and saw it in the theater.

I immediately wished I had spent my money better. Setting my money on fire and watching it burn would have been more entertaining.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 18, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Howard the Duck

Earth Girls are Easy
…just off the top of my head

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude, have you seen King of New York?

If not, you need to get that soundtrack ASAP.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Drop Dead Fred was good to littletill

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

LIES

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What was the sequel (prequel?) to Get Shorty?

That was worse.

Also: Moonstruck, Glitter and Gladiator.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 18, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Gladiator, p'shaw

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

It was called 'Be Cool'

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

be cool

the rock was the only redeeming quality

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought Andre 3000 was good in his role too

but yeah, the movie as a whole was such a butt.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I read the book, and that part was clearly written for him.

The book character was a part-Samoan ex-wrestler who did an eyebrow thing.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 18, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

x

An American Carol
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Dragon Ball: Evolution

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

The fact that a movie snob like yourself has seen any of these bottles my mind.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

bottles?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Married With Children reference.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I did a "How Bad Could it Be?" marathon on another board a while back

Found some things that I actually didn’t hate (I kind of liked “The Spirit”, for example), but these were just… without redeeming qualities.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

The new one? (I don't know if there is an old one)

Yeah. It was pretty bad.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

x
@BenRogers
Headed to BPiA. Deal seems imminent.

Not sure if he’s the best guy to post tweets from

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 18, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

I think he got that from River Fenix.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

this fucker was just leading the panicky "I don't know if it'll get done!" charge.

Repeating info from Ben and/or Skin is like fucking a legless, homeless man.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

much better than Richie Witt

altho he is RF’s best friend

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

this has officially become my least favorite thing on LSB.

No, check that, Pokeman shit is still way worse.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

1B entrance, right?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I can see it.

Looking out toward C lot with B on the right and the visitor’s center over to the left down Randol Mill.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Arlington

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

A street corner

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Planet Earth

Milky Way galaxy

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

i think that's made up

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Beings born in plural sectors are advised against hyperspace travel

due to probability problems

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Luuuuuuuke, I am your father

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Wrong franchise

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

these are words

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 3:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

no they are not

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone just posted on fb that Yu's deal is done.

Six years.
But he didn’t provide a link.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Let me guess, IANF?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

his link is a picture of some house in southlake

“THIS IS DARVISH’S HOUSE!!”

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

"tHIs is mee on a Kamel!

Prince and Yuu took thes pictur!"

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

"THIS IS THE SKOOL HIS KIDS ENROLLED IN"

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I would love to see a picture album of just random shit

with IANF captions throughout.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Get him drunk first.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Jeff Wilson

is reporting it’s almost done for 5 years with a 6th year player option.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

So I'm thinking of taking up bass guitar again just so I can learn the intro to Hysteria by Muse.

BEST BASELINE OF ALL TIME

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

bassline*

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Hard as shit to play

Was for me, at least.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

To clarify

The fretting is doable, but strumming as many notes as he does is a BITCH. Basically, I was only playing half as many notes as I should’ve been.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he a five stringer?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Hard to tell

He uses so many different basses for different songs. But I would assume so.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw them a coupla years ago at Ft. Worth convention center...

They are badass outta control live.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I was at the same show

Second date with the (now) wifey.

When the bass player came out and played the harmonica part to Once Upon a Time in the West, I almost shat myself.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

We got to that show late...

Cause a buddy of mine wanted to pregame (smoke weed) and we didn’t get to see Silver Sun Pickups…i was pretty pissed.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Well he was smoking the weed.

I was drinking a pint of Smirnoff.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

YESSSSS.

Fav band.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey TCU fans.

How solid of a commit is Daje Johnson?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

You didn't ask me, but I can tell you not very.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Just saw a tweet from suchomel that he is visiting Texas soon.

Did he end up visiting BU too?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 18, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a reason he's visiting Texas on the 28th and not the 27th.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahh. Makes sense.

I know he’s listed as an athlete (Rivals at least) but is he a RB mostly?

What does the RB pipeline at BU look like after Ganaway leaves?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 18, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Glasco Martin (2 years left) and Lache Seastrunk (3) are the best ones left.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I would have assumed Seastrunk had all four

because he was a freshman redshirt and then a transfer.

Silly NCAA.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Transfer takes a year of eligibility.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

NCAA rules so ridiculous.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Forgot about Lache.

Joining the fray at Texas with M. Brown and J. Gray doesn’t seem to be a great recipe for playing time.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 18, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

None of those kids seem to even taken that into consideration.

Else why is Marion Grice going to A&M with Brandon Williams (transfer from OU) and that kid from Cedar Hill already there?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Grice visited ASU last weekend

Seems like A&M has been slow playing him lately

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey now.

We’re talking about Texas here. It is perfectly okay for Grice and Trey Williams to come join C-Mike, Brandon Williams and Ben Malena at A&M.

Let’s stay on topic here.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally forgot about Trey Williams.

Brandon Williams should be at Baylor, period. He would be if his HS coach wasn’t a conniving asshole.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Same point can be made about Javonte Magee.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

What?

Magee never committed anywhere else.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I was talking about his HS coach.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 18, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

It's still not the same point.

Williams committed to Baylor and then decommitted when his coach convinced him to for Oklahoma. However much Green swayed Magee, Magee was never committed to anyone.

Who do you think would have gotten Magee if not Baylor, A&M? What makes you say that?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just joking with you because you

were quick to jump on B. Williams’ HS coach and Magee’s HS coach is dirty bear.

Magee had his choice of schools. I wish we would’ve gotten him but really didn’t expect it.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 18, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

clearly not very

based on the fact he is about to take an OV to texas.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Stop following Rob Lowe...

Start following hot hollywood ass around town and quit wasting college.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

this is a bigtillopinion

I endorse

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll get right on that

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't do that.

You’re in Indiana.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

that's the joke

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

great now all the porn jobs will move to Mexico

there’ takinnrg our jobs

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Jan 18, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

come on, bro.

yu are better than this

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

?????

There is nothing sexy or hilarious about this.

You’re confusing me with MonkeyEpoxy

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe it was him

But I thought I remembered you posting random movie posters/covers awhile back.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean these?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yikes

Minimize

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

That was mean.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

DON'T MINIMIZE RICK MORANIS

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha.

Awesome.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

rick moranis must be allergic to peanuts

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Whatd yall decide on the apt?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Clothing optional party.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

An ABC party

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Rainbow party?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Anything but clothes party

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

As if you would know about a party like that.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Do not hate

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Wikipedia is down dammit

or I would say look up ‘Rainbow Party’

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Urban dictionary?

Or are they down today too?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it's on there

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

What is it?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

z
1. rainbow party 1728 up, 426 down
A type of party where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy’s penis resembles a rainbow.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently it was just something Oprah claimed was a real epidemic to get parents worried.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

So they don't actually exist?

They should.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean, I'm quite sure after word got out

there were a handful of whores in high school who were like “we should totes do that and junk!”

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Goddamn Oprah has blocked more cocks than Schultzy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I already found it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 18, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds awful

/ACE /WCP

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

GIRLS TOUCHING ME? EWW GROSS.

/Schultzy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

HEY GIRL GET OFF MY DICK IT'S HER TURN!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

damnit, green! you just smudged blue! now we have to start all over again

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that sounds neat.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

To a lot of people on this board it doesn't.

Buncha fuckin morons those guys.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Something you wouldn't be interested in.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll bring the bowl

you motherfuckers bring yo keys. Also, some women. Who also have keys.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

when is this party happening herbie?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

the month of february

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

im sure you guys arent opposed to a party on a monday

heh

but there shoudl be one of some kind.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

So ya'll will have the keys but nothing moved in?

EMPTY APARTMENT PARTY. Just bring folding chairs, booze and your dancing shoes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll be moved in completely

TnT is going from his parents house to the apartment so he’s in no hurry. I have a lease that expires so I have to be out of my current place on the 30th anyways

by hpallotta on Jan 18, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Herbs

I haven’t seen you post in a while. I’m sorry to hear the news about you leaving the Rangers but I’m sure you’ll land on your feet just fine.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

At least with you still in the area

the long awaited vfn-Herbs meeting WILL take place whenever I can get my ass back to Texas (hopefully this time with a better plan that “Oh we’ll get my wife’s DL renewed when we get there OH WAIT NO WE WON’T”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah no excuses this time around

I’ll be here at least for the next 12 months since I’m signing a lease and all

by hpallotta on Jan 18, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Last time it was like everything that could go wrong did.

Fingers crossed, next time I’ll be there for at least a month.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Think TnT said you'll be moving to the Valley Ranch area

That’s where I live currently. It’s a good area, couple good places near there to watch games and stuff like that

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 18, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I've gathered

We’ll be right at 635 and Macarthur, so close to pretty much everything

by hpallotta on Jan 18, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Right on

I’m just up the road near the Cowboys facility

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

we actually looked at some places over there

kind of odd how you seem to be in a neighborhood then the facility just pops up

by hpallotta on Jan 18, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That's nowhere near me, assholes.

Talk about inconsiderate.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I already told you I'm moving to Lakewood...

You listen to me about as well as you listen to IANF’s sister when she’s telling you about her day while you shish ke bob her.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

herbie and i are gonna broadcast our living together

big brother style.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope you told Herbie that red pubes

are almost impossible to unclog from a shower drain.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

thats right. im totally gonna spruce the goose in his bathroom and not mine

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I know you're moving

but every single time your name gets brought up, RF points to an object on the other side of the room and reminds us that you live that close to him. He doesn’t think you’re a real person

by hpallotta on Jan 18, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

What?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

river fenix and bigtill are neighbors.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Allegedly.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Not after Sunday...

I’ll still have that place just won’t be living in it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude!

Give me a key!

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not really sure that you'd want to use it.

It’s marred by three years of 90 lb dog and bachelorhood.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm.

Do you have a water bed?

i picture you as yes.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

No...

The bed that I do have is comfy as fuck. I’d even tell you which apartment was mine if I didn’t fear you showing up a 3 am.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

RF doesn't think bigtill actually exists

since they live so close and he always tries to get him to come out with us

by hpallotta on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

He's probably not.

No real person could hate pancakes AND Star Wars.

by mizzou918 on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

DUDE!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

For those not fortunate enough to be facebook friends with me,

or havent watched this yet:

Saved By The Bell inappropriate wooing

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

Nothing beats,

“you. Me. Boys room. now.”

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Log date: January 18th, 2012

Progress comes to a halt. Yu Tide is upon us and the time for merry making is here. Spirits are high as we put space between us and the Dipoto party.

Captain ordered double rations of barley wine and salted pork for everyone. Grissle, the camp cook, is making caramel candies for the children.

Despite the mild winter and successful harvests the past two falls, feelings of angst pervade the camp. Perhaps Yu Tide will embolden the troops. We anxiously await word from the Prince.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

no, im tide.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

and I'm prince.

"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"

by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

and im king?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'm the best

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'm crazy.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 18, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Obama's little spur of the moment visit tomorrow has become a massive, massive problem.

For guests and cast. Tomorrow is going to be stupidly inconvenient. I get that the President can’t go somewhere without most normal operation (and then some) being shut down, but then he could also give his little speech anywhere. It doesn’t have to be where thousands of people are planning their vacations, and thousands of people like to be able to get to work on time or eat in the cafeteria or get to their lockers, or work the hours they were scheduled, and didn’t know until yesterday they wouldn’t be able to.

Yesterday I was honored he was coming to the park while I was working. Today I’m pretty annoyed he need to inconvenience so many people just to pick what seems like a nice spot for a speech.

Also, what are all the little boxes covered with tarps being set up on the roofs for. . .

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by philkid3 on Jan 18, 2012 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

Exactly what you probably think they're being set up for.

Overwatch for Secret Service snipers.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

DONALD DUCK JUST TOOK DOWN AN ASSASSIN AT 500 YARDS.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

When characters at Disney World have sex do they leave their heads on?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

They have to check them in when they're not working.

But there are people who would if they could, I promise you.

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by philkid3 on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'mma need some video of Goofy fucking Pluto, please.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Rule 34.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

what does this mean?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Inside joke.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's not really.

I just don’t think I ever got to exclude anyone from an inside joke.

Rule 34 means that ‘if it can be imagined, there is porn of it’

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did it make you feel bad that you were on the outside looking in and that I was on the inside?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

a little...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 2:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

but I could see through you

see your true colors

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There will be no references to Staind on this board

Rule 35.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 3:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it's a rule of the internet.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

so Mickey Mouse and Minney Mouse were in court getting a divorce

and the judge was going over the petition, scratching pensively at his forehead. Finally, he turned to Mickey and said, “I’ve reviewed your divorce petition, and it says you want a divorce from Minney on the grounds that she’s too silly. Now, Mr. Mouse, I’ve been doing this quite a long time and I’ve granted divorces for a variety of reasons, but I just cannot justify granting you a divorce because your wife is too silly. What do you have to say about this?” Mickey faced the judge and said, “it doesn’t say she’s silly. It says she’s fucking Goofy!”

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

this is a bad joke.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Synonyms!

Hilarious!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to imagine that being a mascot like that...

is probably a furry’s dream job.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

It was weird the day it dawned on me that I work with professional furries.

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by philkid3 on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

There was a dude at the restaurant across from the Mansion watching us from a window for hours.

Wearing the costume of the restaurant cast, but not acting like a cast member. Just staring out the window at us. For hours. And also middle aged. You don’t find many middle aged front liners.

We started to wonder if he was just wearing the costume as a cover.

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by philkid3 on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

If the President is coming, those guys were probably there days ago.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure on this one. I think it was a pretty spur-of-the-moment type deal where Disney said "we can make that happen."

They’re shutting down the entire Mainstreet USA portion of the park for this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

And the cast tunnels.

Guests are going to enter the park from a cast entrance that is in no way attractive or themed, will start their day in Tomorrowland, and will only be able to move in a linear path across the park.

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by philkid3 on Jan 18, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't aware until just a few days ago that when the president takes a shit, he can't flush it.

The secret service has to bag it and dispose of it “properly”.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Was I misinformed?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I really do think so.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll continue believing it anyway.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

see who else you can get to believe it

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 3:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

can you imagine how many presidential turds would end up on ebay?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. . .

Not that I’m surprised, but it’s still a little surreal to actually see.

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by philkid3 on Jan 18, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

One of my favorite non-baseball parts of WS Game Three this year

was the two snipers on the roof in left center field.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 18, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

this isnt even 1st world problems

this is like half world problems.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

The other one is just as bad or worse.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

He hasn't come out against it like he has SOPA.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

He made kind of a blanket statement against both a week or so ago, didn't he?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Lame.

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by philkid3 on Jan 18, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Last year, when Delaware played in the 1AA football championship in Frisco

Biden was there. I was in the section next to him, so I got to go through Secret Service security every time I went to my seat. It was pretty cool to watch the Secret Service agents doing their thing

by sarnold on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Mini-update on the friend..

I’ve contacted the authorities. He also has deleted almost all of his information off his Facebook account, and hasn’t replied to numerous posts from people asking him if he’s alright.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 18, 2012 2:44 PM CST reply actions  

Hope he's okay...

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Was this from OT 1?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"

by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Who exactly did you contact?

Like local police where he lives?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

good thing....you'd kick yourself later if something happened

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 18, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

This way you’re exonerated of all guilt and worry.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

heh?

Readers Digest version?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

nevermind..I found it

you did the right thing, TLTQ

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, I hope he's ok. That's a, potentially, horrible situation.

"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"

by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

barca!

real madrid!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

barca

received 424 tickets out of 40k in the stadium

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

fucking pinto.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

The bean or the car?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

When the hell did Chrom say that?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 18, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yesterday

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Reply fail?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

same vein of one LSB-er live commenting ...

… tennis match nobody else is watching, soccer match nobody else is watching

by Schoolly_D on Jan 18, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, now I see what you're referring to.

Meh. Z-ing is easy.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

more ppl watching this game

than watching all of the AO? :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm now half-watching

I wish I had a dual monitor

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

just a jab at those of you who like tennis on here :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the goalkeeper

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

and then alexis goes off the crossbar...

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

what are you talking about?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

this

link

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Why is it not on normal tv

boooo

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

its on GolTV

:)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That is not on basic cable.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

im watching in spanish on espn3

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Same

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

this game started at 10 PM local time

I know they start games this late a lot, but it still seems very odd to me

by sarnold on Jan 18, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

tantamount

is a good word

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

Brady Anderson is 48 today.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Cooking with habaneros for the first time today.

We’ll see how this chili turns out.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

careful where you put your fingers

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

Sorry bigtill.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I was waiting for Loblaw to do that, actually

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Loblaw's busy

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he's posting in this thread?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

This is true.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

I was checking my timeline.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

If it's like mine,

Philkid is responsible for about 85% of the news feed.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

twitter, bro

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I talks about facebookin

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

FBing is soooo 2009

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have patience for twitter yet.

90% of my followers are porn spammers.

The other 10% is LSB.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

it will grow

heh

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

too much and you'll go blind

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have the patience to let it come naturally

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

it's all about who you follow

some suggestions:
@fart
@boring_as_heck
@brendlewhat
@arr

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I washed my hands thoroughly.

I’ve had problems with that in the past after cutting jalapenos.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

HAH!
https://twitter.com/#!/MikeNapoli25/statuses/159744722095706112

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 18, 2012 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Dammit. Fail. Take Two.
@MikeNapoli25
Mike Napoli
@Evan_P_Grant the pizza should be called the Italian Dirtbag

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 18, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I think my roommate caught a glimpse of the naked Yu Darvish picture

as I was sending it to a friend

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 3:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Not quick enough only using one hand?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Awww damn it

Hot serbian tennis chick just walked by the window and smiled, and I totally did the “look back at the screen and pretend you didn’t make eye contact thing.”

WTF, Wildcat?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

I do that on purpose sometimes

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Where are you that you have hot serbian tennis chicks

walking by your window?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

The wonders of working at a college, my friend

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

homerdroolslobber.gif

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Where is this college

And are you hiring?

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

It’s great, but torture at the same time. Like having a diabetic work at an ice cream shop.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Small apartment overlooking Belgrade Racquet Club

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 18, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

She probably did this and you got disgusted.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoops.

Wrong image.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

pepe with the yellow card early

good.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

he can't wait to eat orange slices and drink Capri Sun at halftime

pizza party afterward at Pizza Hut!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

we got a snowcone if lucky.. no pizza parties

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

GRAPE

I WANT GRAPE

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 3:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

rainbow

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Rainbow party?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck pepe

so much.

grow a pair.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:23 PM CST reply actions  

Go Real

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

diediedie

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm tired of Barca

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

you dont like watching the best team in the world play?

:)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

FIFY

you dont like watching the best team in the world play dive?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

stop trolling :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Who, me?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

"Trolling"

It’s what they call going out to pick up chicks in Indiana.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously though I hate Busquets.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

And the "Cesc is suffering" thing

Those are probably the two biggest reasons I am rooting against Barca right now

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

i guess get being tired of barca

but RM?

come on!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

The Special One

That was almost a goal… and then Barca comes back and threatens

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Go madreal

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

the sleeper hold really makes your anus hurt

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

dayum.. whos the chick in the red?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 18, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

An actress.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

who wears ginormous earrings

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Lisa

one of the housemates on “Mad Real World”

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

¡hala Madrid!

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 18, 2012 3:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

How much time is left? 30 min?

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

i got 23 min and change

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

er, 33

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

TOO LONG!!!!!!!

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 18, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

"I don't do covers. Why would I pay THEM to have ME THERE"

by benjihana on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 18, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else gotten a text claiming you've won a $1,000 Best Buy gift card?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:30 PM CST reply actions  

I've gotten that one before

I just ignored it figuring it was spam since I hadn’t signed up for any contests or any other thing that might give away a card.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

its from a 347 area code

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Quick

Send me your social security number and birthday. I’ll check it out for you, make sure it’s not a scam.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 18, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

that's New York

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't remember

what AC mine was from it was several months ago, 347 does sound familiar though.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 18, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

make your own caption.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM CST reply actions  

Student Cheats

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

this picture is stupid

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It implies that Asians need to cheat, which is ridiculous.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of, everyone needs to check out

Yu Darvish on Twitter.

Yu Darvish Yu Darvish @YuDaBest11 9m
Me no have to bat on Texas Rangers. Just pitch ball.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

totally getting some love on the ticket haha

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 18, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a big dick for an Asian.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think that's his penis

I think that’s his hand under the table holding a cell phone. It’s supposed to appear as though his left hand was on the table.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't be ridiculous.

His penis is clearly grasping that cellphone. It’s the only logical explanation.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

he has the wrong thing in his hand

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's a couple of questionable offsides that have gone Madrid's way

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

Jeff Passan says its a done deal....

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

......and now just about everyone else on Twitter says so too.

EXCEPT JEFF SKIN WADE WHO IS PROBABLY MURDERING PUPPIES.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

6/$60M

For those not venturing over into the celebratory thread.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 18, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

...
JeffPassan Jeff Passan
Source: Yu Darvish deal is for six years and $60 million. Bonuses can add up to $10 million.

by BHill on Jan 18, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

SOULJA BOY

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM CST reply actions  

Heh. I'm ashamed to admit I can do it too.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Our whole senior class in high school did it as part of our senior skit thing for Ranger Day (homecoming)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahah. Sounds ridiculous.

Or awesome.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh it certainly was both of those.

Especially since we had a 300 theme… so we were all wearing gym shorts and red plastic tablecloths as capes.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

nope.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

drunkenly doing it in front of the news anchors at the News 9 christmas party in 2007

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yu're my hero.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 18, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

that should be a fucking red card.

easily.

straight red.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah. That was bad.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, Madrid has just gone off the rails.

They look terrible.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

im sure that the special one is going crazy

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Their version of offense seems to be take the ball down near the top of the box

then give it away.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

RM?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Mou cant play his actual "preferred" formation/players/style

because barca p0wns it.

last time he did it was 5-0.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

#iftheydontgivehead

is trending on twitter

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

puyol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

he just straight up broke that dudes ankles

that was wicke.d

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

i want a GIF of that.

even if i have to learn how ot make them myself

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

the end of this game is just like every other rivalry

that is crazy one-sided.

it gets ugly late.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

i want a messi goal so bad.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, this game started getting really ugly in the second half, especially after Abidal scored

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

it always does w/ RM

show some fucking class.

yes, sergio’s flops are bad.

but flopping is so much worse than playing dirty

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

abidal w/ an awesome celebration.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

FWIW I really don't think Pepe meant to step on Messi's hand

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 18, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

i havent seen it yet (so i need to before passing judgement)

but he is a dirty player, period.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions  

Ironic that you post this and TXHC just posted this in the Darvish thread.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 18, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Is everyone in the Yu thread on the main page?

Thread be dead….

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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by vfn on Jan 18, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

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