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The Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II is an American single-seat, twin-engine, straight-wing jet aircraft developed by Fairchild-Republic in the early 1970s. The A-10 was designed for a United States Air Force requirement to provide close air support (CAS) for ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets with a limited air interdiction capability. It is the first U.S. Air Force aircraft designed solely for close air support.

The A-10 was designed around the GAU-8 Avenger, a heavy rotary cannon which forms the aircraft's primary armament (and is, to date, the heaviest rotary cannon ever mounted on an aircraft). The aircraft's hull incorporates over 1,200 pounds (540 kg) of armor and was designed with survivability as a priority, with protective measures in place which enable the aircraft to continue flying even after taking significant damage.

The A-10's official name comes from the Republic P-47 Thunderbolt of World War II, a fighter that was particularly effective at close air support. The A-10 is more commonly known by its nickname "Warthog" or simply "Hog". As a secondary mission, it provides airborne forward air control, guiding other aircraft against ground targets. A-10s used primarily in this role are designated OA-10. The A-10 is expected to be replaced in 2028 or later.

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this is early

But i haven’t gone to sleep yet. I just now got off work. I screened The Artist, though.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 19, 2012 5:59 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

I was hoping to watch that tonight before I went to go see Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

but it will have to wait until tomorrow.

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by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

like in Amelie?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 19, 2012 6:15 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ah i love that film

But i really love french cinema. I hope you enjoy it. I think it’s a good date movie.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 19, 2012 6:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

What kind of french cinema?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions  

WKOFCAWTAH?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 2:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You really should....

It is great….this is going to sound very unmanly but it actually has one of the more touching scenes that I’ve watched on film.

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 19, 2012 7:22 AM CST up reply actions  

color and cinematography are fantastic in the film

it’s also one of my favorite introductions of a film and its characters. really, well done.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Sucked

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Jan 19, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like Red Tails will be a lot like A Knight's Tale...

Unrealistic and stupid but I’ll like it anyway.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 6:15 AM CST reply actions  

I'm going to watch it anyway

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 19, 2012 6:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

A Knights Tale was surprisingly awesome.

“We Will Rock You” and jousting so naturally fit together.

by Arson55 on Jan 19, 2012 6:43 AM CST up reply actions  

what it does not fit with is quacking

See mighty ducks 2

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by jonas m. on Jan 19, 2012 6:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Only problem I had with that scene is when they panned to a spectator actually singing the song.

Blew the credibility of the movie right down the shitter.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Credibility? C'mon now

We’re talking about A Knight’s Tale. A movie where Geoffrey Chaucer becomes the intro-guy for a jousting lowborn knight. It’s silly. It’s anachronistic.

And it’s a helluva lot of fun.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh I agree. I just like at least 10% credibility to a period piece.

I forgot to mention the point when they started dancing, IN FUCKING UNISON, to David Bowie.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 8:08 AM CST up reply actions  

If you loved that

You should check out Black Knight with Martin Lawrence

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather watch "A Kid In King Arthur's Court".

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

For some reason this thread made me LOL.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

A period piece?

It’s A Knight’s Tale.

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by Josh Lile on Jan 19, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I saw a preview for a new competition show on jousting.

History channel maybe?

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by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

It's bad

The main guy makes Guy Fieri seem less-douchey

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm torn on Red Tails

The aircraft-obsessed, model-building, X-Wing/TIE Fighter/flightsim-playing kid in me would be there opening night to see Red Tails.

But the Star Wars prequel-hating, “George Lucas raped my childhood,” racism cliche-exhausted adult says STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

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YYHochi Yasuko Yanagita
Both Yu Darvish and Saeko’s management company announced their divorce today on the 19th, Japan time, same day Yu’ s Rangers’ deal done

by octoberty on Jan 19, 2012 6:31 AM CST reply actions  

ahem

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 8:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope...

This plane is missing shark face.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:08 AM CST up reply actions  

P-38 Lightning gets my vote

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh...Too old.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

10 yr old me

Loved this plane. I must’ve built 5-6 different models of it.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Remember D.A.R.Y.L.?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

What museums in the U.S. have one of these?

I know I saw one at Tillamook Air Museum near Portland. Didn’t see one in the Smithsonian though.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Intrepid has one.

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by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Wright-Patterson AFB in Dayton

One of the best air museums out there… if you like planes at all, go.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

They actually have two... one normal one, and one of the original YF-12 prototypes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Such a badass plane.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I too am a big fan of the warthog

Go Rice Owls!
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by JBImaknee on Jan 19, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

The B-1 with its wings swept back is very underrated.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

regarding pepe

Sid Lowe:

Pepe picked up his eighth yellow in 11 Clásicos. He should have seen a red.

!!!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 7:29 AM CST reply actions  

from the comments on the article
Madrid supporters booing Abidal when he scored. Booing a cancer survivor. Do they have no shame?

lolwut

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 7:39 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah i agree

hence my lolwut comment and my confused Raylan Givens gif

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 7:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Anyway, I'm done with watching El Clasicos forever.

Or at least until one of Jose or Pep leaves. Same shit happens every game, mostly.

Madrid starts brightly, Barcelona takes a while to settle in but eventually start dominating, Madrid gets physical/dirty, Barcelona responds poorly to such tactics, game descends into histronics, cards are waved by players and the referee, histronics interrupted every now by brilliance from Messi/Iniesta/Xavi/occasionally a Real player, Barcelona wins, Mourinho complains about something, Barcelona fans on the Internet for some reason complain about Madrid playing cynically instead of trying to match Barcelona’s passing game even though it’s fairly obvious that the latter option will result in a pearing.

I’d rather watch a Mariners-A’s game or that Mavs-Lakers game from three nights ago on repeat.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 19, 2012 7:59 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

i get a kick out of the fact that Mou has to change his style/players (and not play his best players/preferred players) when they play barca

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

i know that you are going to always suck w/ possession vs barca
By the final whistle Barcelona’s superiority was overwhelming. Madrid had 28% of the possession in their own stadium and just one shot on target.

but thats just sad.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I get to do some Cost of Living analysis today!

Woohoo!

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 19, 2012 7:35 AM CST reply actions  

P & L forecasting here, which sounds way better

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 19, 2012 7:54 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I feel the need for breakfast tacos today

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 19, 2012 7:57 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Just had some Rudy's myself.

Also, wasn’t until a couple trips ago that I saw frijoles was an option. Yay.

by octoberty on Jan 19, 2012 8:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Meet at Fuel City

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

A-10

Drooooooooool….

…sexiest “ugly” plane ever designed.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:04 AM CST reply actions  

I can't figure out if the A-10 or the Tomcat is my favorite plane...

I love the A-10 cause it’s so ugly.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I never really thought of the A-10 being named after the P-47 T-bolt

They do have a lot in common. Ugly, workhorse, take a lot of pounding and stay in the air-type of aircraft. Although by the end of WWII the P-47 was outclassed by most other planes, the A-10 is still a beast after all these years.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

That's the selling point for me.

The plane has been around for quite some time now, and they’re not going to shelf it till 2028? That’s an epic win right there.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

See, I know it has the 'ugly' reputation.

But, to me, the A-10 has always just looked fucking awesome. Seriously, it just looks like a dangerous fucking beast. Made of awesome.

by Arson55 on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

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jonmorosi Jon Morosi
One rival executive believes the #Rangers will end up with Prince Fielder. "They are experts at playing possum," he said. #Nationals

by octoberty on Jan 19, 2012 8:05 AM CST reply actions  

It seems like with Hamilton and Young both (presumably) falling off the payroll in the next two years

that they could find a way even if JD said that his intimate knowledge of the budget suggests that its ‘very unlikely’.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I love that JD has psyched out other teams

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Jan 19, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

They originally brought in Fielder to create doubts about Darvish

and now it actually seems like Fielder wants to be here, so JD is downplaying it. This is probably a good sign.

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by WhipSmart on Jan 19, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think creating doubts about Darvish had anything to do with it.

Everything we heard was the negotiation was very amicable and easy. It was never in doubt.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

"create doubts"

I don’t think it was ever in doubt either.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Soon.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Go to a gun store

Buy a gun.

Buy some ammo.

Ask if they have any ski-masks.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 19, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

buy a bullet... rent a gun

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I have actually gone to Wal-Mart

Because my wife asked me to buy a shovel for some yard work. While there I noticed 9MM was fairly cheap for the Winchester White Box. I also got some bungee cord because I needed some.

300 rounds of 9MM ammo
1 shovel
2 10 foot bungee cords

1 weird look from the cashier

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Should have really made it weird and bought ketchup and plastic knives.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Or something completely non sequitur

like a life-sized, plastic, light-up nativity scene on clearance.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

This is an early entry for my Favorite LSB Story of 2012

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Awkward purchasing combinations

This was in Terre Haute, IN – where Target won’t build a store because the median income is too low, but the Wal-Mart is one of the most profitable in the country

Three items:
-Candyland
-Jack Daniels
-some rope

(not completely all unrelated – the Candyland and Jack Daniels was for a drinking game)

by fightingengineer on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Priceless

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Watch porn

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I like this idea better than LSJ's.

The question is, do I tell the gf that I’m off today? Or just meet up for this birthing class like I came from East Dallas? I’m well aware this is selfish and dickheaded, but I don’t have much time left as a single wifeless, childless man.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Tell her you took a half day day off.

Win-Win

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 19, 2012 8:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm assuming she doesn't peruse LSB.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

You'd have bigger problems to deal with then this if she did

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

True...

I know she checks DBD but am not a hundred percent certain if she looks at LSB. But I doubt she checks the OTs.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

going to a birthing class with a gf.

what about this sounds like a good idea?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

He has a choice

It may be an unwise one, but there’s always a choice

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 19, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

This is true

I think bigtill knows what’s good for him though.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

It's good for me cause this gf will soon be my wife...

Whatever makes her happy is in my best interests.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm a raging asshole but am a firm believer in "A happy wife is a happy life"

Anybody who believes otherwise has never been married or had a kid with somebody.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Spanks

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

This seems really boring.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Even so.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Depends on who else is in the box with you

That dude has a pretty big smile on his face…

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions  

So you're suggesting midget sex?

Because that’s the only person who’d going to fit.

Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.

by LSJ on Jan 19, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't knock it until you've tried it

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

heh my wife is only 4'10

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by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

nope, she's comfortable w/ it

i’m short as well, 5’4 so it works out great.

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Her sister and mom are about 5'5

Totally got gyped on the height gene but she definitely got some ones.

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Gimme the fattie...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

What about a fat midget?

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

No thanks.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I think so...

I’ve never boned a midget before so I feel like my opinion is one sided.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I said yesterday that LSB could go over 5,000 comments for the day.

Subtracting an estimated 300 to account for posts after midnight (really making it about an 18 hour span), LSB put up somewhere in the ballpark of 6,100 comments yesterday.

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by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 AM CST reply actions  

*high five

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

nobody obsesses about the Rangers (or the OT threads)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

So I saw the season premiere of Justified yesterday

I fucking love that show

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 AM CST reply actions  

yup that was awesome...i guess we're talking about it tomorrow.

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by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Ridiculous

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by Josh Lile on Jan 19, 2012 8:15 AM CST up reply actions  

not really that big of deal

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

No it isnt.

Ridiculous that anyone has to keep that on the DVR for two days without watching it. I wouldn’t be able to.

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by Josh Lile on Jan 19, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

that i'll agree with....the show is just to fucking great to delay watching it

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

It really is.

If only someone would kill Winona and that bastard offspring in her stomach.

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by Josh Lile on Jan 19, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

truth

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

You take that back right now

Winona is too hot to kill off

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Is that the rule about these things now?

I can live with a 2 day waiting policy.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Pffft

Not if you wanna talk about HBO stuff. I still can’t comment on the season finale of Boardwalk Empire.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

Who here has yet to see that finale?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

yea for the most part

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

48 horus

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Archer tonight.

Woo

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by Josh Lile on Jan 19, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions  

This is a good thing.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Its going to be a good good night

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

What time?

I just watched season 1 last night, and like half of season 2. I hope to be caught up before the show airs.

by Arson55 on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

pretty sure im watching justified/archer back to back

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

It was pretty great.

My only problem was that I couldn’t get over that guy’s hat. It looked so fucking stupid I couldn’t see him as a hardass killer. He reminded me of Taylor Kitcsh’s Gambit.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Mmm ... Taylor Kitsch

Not even close to being my favorite FNL guy, but he was still really nice to look at.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

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by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Saracen?

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

I still love Zach Gilford. Even though he hasn’t been in much.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok good

cuz my next guess was going to be Jesse Plemons.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, his character was perfect to accompany Saracen's role

Though the whole Landry-and-Tyra-kill-a-rapist thing was pretty jacked and a weird part of the show. In his normal role, he was great.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked the hat

It worked well with Raylan’s hat

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, you would

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, so I think I've told you guys the wife and I are thinking of naming the kid Felix...

well….Raylan, might must have sealed it last night.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha yea what a coincidence

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

That or Jiffy Pop

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

He's bringing it back

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Driving to Charleston, SC

And I rented a new Escape. Mike Rowe was right…these things are nice.

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 19, 2012 8:35 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

I'd like to visit Charleston

it’s been 15 years or so since I was last there.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

girl i used to date called her escape

an es-cop-eh

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

she knew it was called an escape

just liked to call it an escopeh sometimes. kind like those people who jokingly call target – tarjeh….walmart – walmoir…escape – escopeh. she knew her car was a pos and made fun of it.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

French people just shit in the streets.

"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I might be going back in April

will double check to confirm.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

love Charleston

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

The Wash bobblehead

would be way more awesome if it was the arms that bobbled instead. I’d pay a large sum of money for a ‘bobblehead’ that was built to do ‘The Wash’.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 8:36 AM CST reply actions  

lol
AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Increasing chatter that Parks and Recreation is getting cancelled.

by octoberty on Jan 19, 2012 8:37 AM CST reply actions  

Whitney...

Wouldja?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Definitely

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 19, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I mean seriously, her last name is Cummings.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

This

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

no

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"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

You must not tell lies, Officer Loblaw.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just kidding

of course I would. But I find her not all that attractive (too skinny) and she’s quite distasteful

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"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

How is she distasteful?

I have no watched any of her show or comedy, fyi

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

her comedy is not funny

she mistakenly thinks “humor” is just saying “fucking cunt” over and over again. Although those words do not particularly offend me, I do find it offensive that she thinks those words can replace actual funny ones in the punchline of a joke.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Happy Endings might be my favorite new show.

First season was funny but this season has killed me.

by DFWAg on Jan 19, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Really?

We always tape Modern Family and set the DVR to record 5 minutes after it just in case it goes a bit long. I haven’t laughed once at any of the gags in those 5 minutes of Happy Endings. Seems too forced.

Now the blondes in the show are nice though.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 19, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

That how I get to watch it, too

But, yeah, that first couple of minutes aren’t funny

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It's honestly not unlike P&R

where the first season was kind of meh until about halfway through, and then something just hit, and the show’s legit been very good since.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

this describes the first season of justified to a T imho

once they realized how integral boyd is to the the plot that is.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Justified never had a bad moment

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

bad, no

struggling to find its place, yes.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

It never struggled either

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

come on

it was monster of the week the first few episodes.

its very, very good.

but stop acting like its the best show in the history of ever from day 1 on.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't really

They had to establish Raylan’s character and the marshall service there. You had a few episodes where Raylan shows off how much of a badass he is and how badass the sniper marshall is. Also, those episodes introduced Arlo, Winona and her loser husband, the Dixie Mafia, etc.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I see that show has Elisha Cuthbert in it

How much Elisha Cuthbert is there on a per-episode basis?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

more like

How much [nude] Elisha Cuthbert is there on a per-episode basis?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

If there was nude Elisha Cuthbert in just one episode, I’d watch every episode 20 times just to make sure I didn’t miss anything

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Totally agree.

Happy Endings is secret greatness, though Elisha Cuthbert is so obviously the fifth-best character on a five-character show.

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by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

+1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

6th best character on a 6 character show

1 – Wayans Jr
2 – Max
3 – Penny
4 – Jane
5 – Dave
6 – Alex

by DFWAg on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd switch 1 and 2, and probably 5 and 6.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't disagree with her placement here.

But I’d knock Penny to fifth and move Jane and Dave up.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

penny's character annoys me.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

oh man

i would have a diff order

1/2 are basically the same
3 =jane
4 =dave
5 =penny
6 =alex

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

actually

id bump penny down another one.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

This guy knows the score.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I started to put them 1a and 1b

They have a tendency to take over episodes. I find Penny’s reactions to be pretty funny but she can be way over the top into annoying sometimes.

by DFWAg on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Oooh yeah. Forgot about Dave.

My only change to your list would be flipping Jane and Penny.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Wayans and Max make that show run.

I think we can all agree on that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I was talking to the Mrs. about this… the show is kind of like a less mean-spirited version of It’s Always Sunny. A lot of the plots seem like they could come from the same kind of place.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

A couple weeks ago...

…when Max and Jane had the contest where they had to pick each other’s horrible outfits, and whoever could wear it the longest won…my God, I just lost it when they showed Max.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I like that she wore hers in that meeting.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

hey now, dont have on happy endings

i like it, but its no parks n rec

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Happy Endings is on an entirely different network.

And isn’t a bad show at all.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

That's largely because Modern Family's new season hasn't been very good.

It’s become third on the ABC Wednesday night viewings that the Mrs. and I DL, behind Endings and Suburgatory

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I've never watched Suburgatory.

I was afraid you were going to say the one with the chick from Friends.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

wowzers....fuck this

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

i would seriously never watch another NBC show ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

If NBC takes away Parks and Rec AND Community, I'm giving up on them

I’ll watch my 30 Rock and The Office on syndication.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I think what works out in both's favor, even if the ratings aren't great...

is they’re both about a season away from Syndication…. and they’re both produced by Sony, who will probably try to package them for that reason.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh hell no!

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

And yet they keep....Whitney

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You know he's just saying this to screw with Rob Lowe, right?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

This is LITERALLY the saddest thing I've ever heard

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

He's doing it because Rob Lowe tweeted that Peyton Manning was retiring.

So he’s spreading a rumor that P&R is being cancelled. Tit for tat and all that.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 19, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not very smart.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 19, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Never seen an episode.

Now I don’t feel quite as bad.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

And the next suggested video is the greatest six seconds in Rob Lowe’s career.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=7hcA8wFKhYY

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

lady at work keeps using the phrase FUBAR'd having 0% clue what it means....

should i tell her or just let her roll with it?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 AM CST reply actions  

How has she used it?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I would just say the words it stands for back at her as a question

So your loan agreement is fucked up beyond all recognition…that’s weird

by Texas Jihad on Jan 19, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Just keep using other military acronyms in casual conversation

SNAFU
KMAG YOYO
BOHICA
FUGAZI

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by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

getting real tired of the mavs losing on last second shots.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 8:46 AM CST reply actions  

Did you run out of marine life to assault?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

They must know some really good hiding spots.

I think one of y’all is providing sanctuary for them.

You gotta realize I’m gonna find them sooner or later.

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'll see what I can do.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

He only punches mammals

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Why do you have problems with likable animals?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

koalapuncher

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

If it wasn't so damn nerdy

This would be a kickass tattoo:

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM CST reply actions  

That looks straight out of Mortal Kombat

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Targaryens suck!

House Stark rules!

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought Nibb High football ruled.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

O'Doyle

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Stark for life!

Only thing that comes close to the greatness that is the Stark House is the Targaryens though. They got fucking dragons man! And some nice boobies.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I was gonna say

Dragons + hot naked blond chicks > cooler name, higher morals

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Well nothing beats Sean Bean

Not even boobs and dragons. But with the second season now, the dragons/boobs combo might take over the Starks. Still, the Starks are some great ass-kickers unlike those pussy Lannisters.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty stoked to see the Red Viper of Dorne

Probably my favorite character of the whole series.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

no contest IMO

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

So, I either got 32 or 33 right on the Jeopardy test last night.

I don’t think that’s going to get me in. Loblaw said some friend of his got 45 of 50, which is pretty damn good.

The questions weren’t nearly as hard as last year’s IMO.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 AM CST reply actions  

I've got half of them.

Should have the other half tonight.

You want an email or post them here?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Sent

You can ignore the “Y” and “N” notes. Those are my right/wrong answers.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

If you have a chance, I'd like to see them as well.

Email is in the profile.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 19, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

The threshold has to be high

I got around 40 last year and didn’t get anything from it.

by Perfect Zero on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I got around the same.

And they did seem easier than any of the past tests that I have taken.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

perry ending campaign

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM CST reply actions  

I swear, that man HAS to have some kind of mafia connections

How the hell else does he stay in office?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Its the hair

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

and endorsing Newt...slightly odd

but not entirely unexpected

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

AP: "Rick Perry cites three reasons for ending campaign:

a lack of public-speaking ability, an unsustainable ideological position, and…..ummm….
….

What was that third one again?"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

I loved that Romney wouldn’t let that shit slide

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

oops

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

awww bigguns has a sad, been fun Dick!!

now don’t fuck up your shitcanned speech.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 19, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

.
WindhorstESPN Brian Windhorst
Eddy Curry has lost around 100 lbs. Yesterday worked extra hour after practice & they literally had to mop up his sweat. Might play tonight

by octoberty on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 AM CST reply actions  

i think it's funny that a player who was very recently in the NBA had 100 lbs to lose

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"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Been mowing through "Downton Abbey" with the fiancee.

I feel like I shouldn’t like it, but I really, really do.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 AM CST reply actions  

And why shouldn't you?

Maggie Smith is the shit.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

You mean Cougarton Abbey?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

yea, good stuff

i’m a sucker for good period pieces. movie or tv show.

it’s just very interesting to see the different “classes” of people interact with each other when they’re essentially exactly the same in intelligence, language, race/ethnicity. Obviously the War will do a good job of blowing a lot of that up.

by spatulacity on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

This can't be accurate.

Everyone with an Art degree knows it’s not worth the cost of the paper.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

That list is bogus

I don’t see anthropology anywhere on there.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Any foreign language degree

Honestly, the vast majority of bachelor’s degrees aren’t worth the money you spend on them.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

any foreign language degree?

dont generalize too much there…

depending on what you want to do/where you want to go, it can be worthless. But I would almost say that it is worse to have an English degree (based on what you want to do) than a foreign language degree.

Other than French. Only reason to have a French major is if you want to continue teaching a dead language :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

A bachelor's in a foreign language will do approximately jack shit for you (says the dude with a B.A. in Russian)

If you wanna go somewhere with a language degree, you need a Master’s at least, and probably a Ph.D.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

xx
If you wanna go somewhere with a language degree, you need a Master’s at least, and probably a Ph.D.

well, yeah.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

thats the way with a good number of liberal arts degrees

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Which is why I said the vast majority of bachelor's degrees aren't worth the money you spend

A bachelor’s degree alone doesn’t cut it anymore (in most fields).

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

yep

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

It's hard to get a masters without a bachelor's, though.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course, but most people I know aren't aware of how much school they will need going in to college

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I refuse to click.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

the ewok at the bottom right = awesome.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

only topped by the at-at at the end.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I know

I want a dog like that just so I can put an ewok costume on it.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Sees link

Looks at poster
Realizes it’s not River Fenix
Clicks on link

by mizzou918 on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

That Chewbacca dog crushes it.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

JD on The Ticket now.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 AM CST reply actions  

is TLTQ here this morning?

if so, do you have that website you found those japanese darvish t shirt jerseys?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM CST reply actions  

All these people coming into my cubicle

trying to talk about “work”.

I’m trying to post on LSB you turds, leave me the fuck alone!!

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 AM CST reply actions  

Ha ha ha

I know, right? I have a creative meeting in a few minutes. What are they trying to do? Make me work?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

No shit

what is up with these people?
Gawwwwd.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I have an office.

With a door.

Problem solved.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I have an office

No door though.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Not yet.

May try to make it over to the burger place (Chubby’s?) today or tomorrow, depends on if these fucks at work will leave me alone long enough to go off campus to eat.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, I do like me some burgers

prolly my favorite food.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I have no problems with sloppy burgers

rarely have I met a burger that I didn’t like.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Needs more Mystery, less Procedural.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Is that on Hulu yet?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't see why not

they’re never going to tell us WTF is really going on, I can already tell. Another string-you-along thang like Lost.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

i haven't seen it yet but go ahead....I'll just avoid the subthread

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

ill avoid subthread

need to watch that tonight too

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Nick Cage is great in that.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh

It’s no Ghost Rider.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

okay, peeps.

spoiler

so, about the woman doctor who disappeared with the all of the inmates. what’s that all about. it has me fucking confused.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

somebody please answer me here.

i am a stupid.

i need help

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Not sure what to tell you because they really didn't give us much.

I do wonder if Sam Neill knows she’s one of the 63ers or not.
Surely he does.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Didn't they imply that he's fucking her?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

what?

when?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought I saw their hands touching or something

and his concern for her in the hospital seems to be more than colleague concern.
Maybe I was imagining ME fucking her.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Basically

She disappeared along with the inmates and guards, and reappeared without, apparently, being evil.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

but, but, but,

does the old guy, who was the young guy, who is running the new Alcatraz, know that she is one of the 63ers?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

That's the big question

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

You would assume the guards would not be evil either

but I assume they’ll answer that in a few episodes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

it confuses me

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I always wanted to go...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

been there.

awesome

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

what a hellhole to have to stay in, and cold/damp as F too..

I’m going next time I’m in town, been putting it off..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 19, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Post your high school mascot...GO!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM CST reply actions  

x

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Woo Martin Represent!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 1:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I can't find a good enough picture of the horseshoes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Of course, my senior year is the one year we did things differently.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

x

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I tried looking for a football helmet or something similar

But since my high school no longer exists, there is nothing of this nature on the internet.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that image was taken from an old angelfire web page

My high school was in Iowa. If we’re friends on fb, you can see the name there.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

They've since changed the logo, but this was by far the best one they ever had:

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

WHAT!!!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

'04, broseph.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

05, brochacho

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Falcon

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Dalyn Williams = beast.

Just like James Franklin.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Wayyyy past my time at LDHS.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Turrible.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Bwahahahahaha!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

The helmets change constantly

but the mascot remains Crazy Eyebrows R. Lee Ermey.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I win.

Seriously

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I know a few people who went to Tyler Lee

Obviously you didn’t (I can read). But I thought that was interesting.

My mascot (at a school in Iowa) was also the Rebel, but we never used the confederate flag.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

This shouldn't surprise anyone who's ever set foot in Tyler, TX

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha

I went there once. For a date. I didn’t see much of the town though. Just Braum’s, a movie theater and my date’s friend’s apartment. That sounds really bad.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

fucking hell.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Alright

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I work with a guy from Liberty Hill.

/nscs,b

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah?

Any idea when he graduated?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

He's like 58.

All his kids were home schooled, I think.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

Probably don’t know him, although in a town of like 1,500, it’s still entirely possible I do (lol).

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Rider sucks

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

*JT Barrett pegs you from 40 yards with a football*

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

He is good

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yarp

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

But Rider is a terrible place

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

davidnelson.jpg

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

This does not counter the Rider is a terrible place point

Plus, that whole thing of him moving from Petrolia to Rider was a little odd.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Should I?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh Do you remember the David Nelson story?

It was a little before my time but I remember there was quite the controversy

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Wichita Falls sucks.

Someone Denton was in the same division as the 4 WF high schools. Made basketball season a beating.

by octoberty on Jan 19, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Like Denton is any better?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Denton blows

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Not like we liked to travel there either

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Also one semester as a Colonel

But 90% of my time was as an Owl.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

In my brain I did.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Actually

I went to DeSoto

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

We played Desoto in my least favorite game ever.

Rain like I’ve never seen before with absolutely no lightning. Weirdest night of my life, I think.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck DeSoto

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Doing homer internet radio for Cedar Hill for 6 years made me hate them too.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

What years did you do that again?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

My dad still does it.

http://www.championsportsradio.com/cedarhill.html

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Very cool

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

You want some homer calls? Bob and Dan should just mine that site for comedy gold every week.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I think '03 through '08

Herford’s senior year was our first season. Was that 03?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I was '04.

My twin played on those teams, too.

Good ol’ Marcus, I was friends with him for a bit.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Marcus graduated with me in '04

so it was the 2003 season

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I lived in DeSoto for a short while when I was a kid.

I also lived in Lancaster.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 19, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually grew up in Duncanville, and then moved to DeSoto for HS

So I’ve got weird allegiances to all 3 schools.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Was it Brian Boddicker?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Good.

’Cause I hated that kid.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you have to sit behind him in a class or something?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

No, we were different ages, and I knew his brothers, Colin and Scott

They were good guys, but he was shitbag.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Good to know.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You gonna make it to poker night?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the plan.

How much should I bring?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

$150M

I’ve invited JD and we’re just going to tank hands until he’s got enough to sign Prince.

$20-30 should be enough. Don’t worry about food. We’ll have plenty of drinks, but feel free to bring whatever you like.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds good.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

And should I bring any food, alcohol, or other items?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I was '98

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Cordell?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha ... no

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

texas ranger

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Walker Raleigh, Texas Ranger

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"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Doak

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hm. Don't think so.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No worries

I know it was a bigger school.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha his mom was a teacher of mine

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

so lame

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

When I was a meat market butcher

I worked with two guys from Aubrey.
This was about 25 years ago.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I bet I know their families.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Ricky Prince and Jerry Kerr

Probably late ’70’s alums.
(they were 5-6 yrs older than me)

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah, the great G.A. Moore.

Talk about greatness.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Hasn't done much since coming to Aubrey.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

This is a cool logo.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Denton High-Ryan Campus

woot

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Was Coach Green still coaching baseball when you were there?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

when I decided to go back to school I was initially going to go back and teach and coach baseball....

then I found out that you HAVE to coach football in Texas if you want to coach.

Stupid.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 19, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

When I was in high school 92-94 we sucked dick in everything except baseball.

We were Denton High School, we wore purple and whatever else it was…but we went to the Ryan Campus (and there was still only one HS in Denton)…they were just rehabbing the old Denton High.

Very cool, confusing story, bro.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Fine

Sam Houston HS

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Looks like something from Sunsetriders

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Let's compare

“Bury me with my money!”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

oh my god

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I loved that fucking game.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a staple of the "waiting for your food at Pizza Hut" experience

That, and Michael Jackson’s “Moonwalker.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, Pancho's too

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit I completely forgot about this game.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Wittless had a rough high school career.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Yessir

96-98. Had a shooting in ’98, same year freshman started going to high school campuses rather than junior high.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably wasn't the only shooting that day.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Senior year....

Also what kind of school in Texas has a recolored knockoff of the Philadelphia Eagles logo?

Show some PRIDE.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn straight

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Midland High

They used the block M for just about everything, but I couldn’t find that in a pure google search.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

terrible color combination

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

That is seriously awful.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

The high school I went to in Michigan before I moved back to Texas...

used yellow and brown.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Also a knock off of Wisconsin's Power W

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

The Rusk Fucking Eagles...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

They take what they want

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

YUUUUUUUP

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

A whole shit load of them that's who.

My HS big rival (home of Arthur Rhodes) uses a re-colored Bucs logo. Bastards.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Cougars

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 19, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I've often referred to your mom as a cougar.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 19, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

What year did she graduate?

I was Class of 1988.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jan 19, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

x

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Gonna have to go with the helmet, too

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

The best one yet

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Ears are different and horns look different

That’s good because they will sue if it is too similar.

by DFWAg on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Cedar HIll?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I had a roll in the hay with some girl from White in HS.

You’re the only other person I’ve known that went there.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope, here's Cedar Hill ('04)

Our band director put a red-colored UT longhorn on everything he could – not the school’s official logo though (not sure what it is these days)

by fightingengineer on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Axtell?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

That would be by far the biggest building in Axtell.

I’ve been there many times.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

First longhorn mascot that popped into my head.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

My brother went there

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I should have gone to Colorado State

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Are these new?

They were wearing St. Louis Rams style helmets when they played TCU last year.
These look much better.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, wait, this is your HS, right?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, this is Berkner HS

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I went to Lake Highlands

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

What year?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

graduated in '99

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you know the Horan family?

they had a couple go through LH around then.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

that name sounds vaguely familiar

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Richardson HS

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

fun stuff

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Not so much. You there when Marcus Stiggers was there?

that dude freakin’ killed us every year.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

He was great

Heard he lost a son recently. Sad story.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I work with his sister-n-law so she filled me in on how hard the family has taken it. Pretty weird story. Felt horrible for them.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

loved me some Stiggers...I was a sophomore his senior year

we were 3rd in state every single year I was there

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Isn't that the Dodge Ram logo?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Home of Everson Walls, Aqib Talib, and Ugo Chinasa.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

The logo is awesome:


But the helmet is more recognizable:

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Permian?

Or black & white Pflugerville?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Permian.

I think that Pflugerville should be the Pfeasants or something. Panthers doesn’t really fit in with the whole “Pf” hooplah.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Best picture I could find

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It is similar but legally distinct from Yosemite Sam.

That’s how I view it anyway.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Senior High:

High School (used to look a lot cooler but they’ve changed it since I went there):

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

what she posted

we’re kindred spirits

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

WOO!

Also since everyone is posting football helmets…

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

when i was there

the helmet was gold with a black “P” like Purdue. And they were made of leather with no facemasks.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

whoa

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Too bad they changed them

those sound spectacular

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Helmets

As an aside, Texas HS Helmet Project is pretty interesting to look through.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF: Rangers' team site now sells drapes

but where can I buy carpet to match?

http://shop.mlb.com/shop/index.jsp?categoryId=1452369

(see “new arrivals”)

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM CST reply actions  

drapes rarely match the carpet

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

he looked to be sixty

maybe I was ten
momma used to whoop me
but I’d go see him again

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 AM CST reply actions  

I'd clap my hands

Stomp my feet
Try to stay in time
He’d play me a song or two
Then take another drink of wine

"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Jan 19, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

finally

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

lololo jihad

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 AM CST reply actions  

what? international merchandise sales get split between all the clubs??

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM CST reply actions  

all merchandise sales are profit shared from what i understand

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

JD said the rangers get all the proceeds from sales withing 150 miles of arlington or something like that.

but if someone in japan buys a darvish jersey, that money gets shared

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

HeWhoMustNotBeNamed says the Rangers are meeting today with Prince.

I know we’re not supposed to cite him, but that would be awesome if true.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:03 AM CST reply actions  

hmmm....interesting

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

let me call my sources

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

im starting to think we make a serious offer and washington panics

and goes 8 years 210 million or something retarded and he cant say no

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I could live with that.

If some other team want’s to give him a shitton, that’s fine.

If they get him for a surprisingly affordable deal, and the Rangers aren’t the victors, then I’ll be mad.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

would you do 6/140?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Absolutely.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

7/165?

where do you draw the line?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

$150 guaranteed is my line.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

At six years.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I said last night.. my prediction...

6/135, with a possible opt out at 5, but also vesting options for 7 and 8.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

TLTQ

Anyone heard an update about his FB friend following the information he shared yesterday? Tried looking through the rest of the OT’s but didn’t see anything.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM CST reply actions  

i dont think he gave an update past calling the cops

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

He called somebody and they were having trouble getting in touch with the guy.

Several others reached out to the guy as well.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

What happened?

I wasn’t in the OT threads yesterday

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

TLTQ has a friend who pretty obviously referenced suicide on facebook

Sounded serious about it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

someone has got to step in...seriously..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

This was yesterday

He called the cops and they were looking into it. It sounds like multiple people stepped in.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

oh good...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

absolutely

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

How the hell is Nickelback headling a show

with Bush and Seether?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 AM CST reply actions  

*headlining, not "headling"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

haha that is one show I would not go to

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Shit no

Although I’ve seen Bush and Seether anyway. But seriously…Nickelback, the top billing???

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

They're the biggest of those 3, so yeah

Not like any of those bands are any good though

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Bush only was good for 1 album....Sixteen Stone was the shit.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd say Bush is (or was) bigger than Nickelback

Maybe I just don’t listen to enough Top 40 radio or something.

Bush was billed over Chevelle when I saw them. Seether’s fallen off a cliff ever since they started covering George Michael songs, but I’d still bill Bush over motherfucking Nickelback.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Bush hasn't been relevant in 15 years.

Nickelback, as terrible as they are, still have bigger, more recent stuff.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Ehhh, Bush released a new album last year, didn't they?

The one with that “Sound of Winter” song on it.

Alright, fine, Nickelback is more productive….and by that, I mean they can excrete watered down pop/rock dogshit at a faster rate than anyone else in the business.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Although I'm not a fan of either, I think Bush is the better band.

That being said, they both released albums last year… Bush sold 20,000 their first week, and Nickelback sold 227,000 (I find this number impossible to believe WHO is buying that many fucking Nickelback albums)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

wuuuuuuut 227,000 ?? good lord

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Fucking Nickelback man

I have yet to find anyone who is a fan of theirs, yet they always have some hit song out

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Parents/divorcees who want to "rock out"

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

hmmm

It might be an even better place to pick up older chicks than the grocery store.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I would not go to that shit if I was given tickets.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would anyone in their right mind

pay money to see that abortion of an act?

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

/Detroit

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Crazy Joe Biden.
Vice President Joe Biden fumbled a sports reference on Wednesday, telling a crowd in San Francisco that "the Giants [are] on their way to the Super Bowl."

http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/01/biden-in-san-fran-giants-to-the-super-bowl-111423.html

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 AM CST reply actions  

Technnically, he's right

but the bus can still break down.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh

OH
Wow.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Your*

Damnit, I’ve gotten in the habit of switching those around to screw with Benji and it’s starting to stick.

by DFWAg on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha.

His only possible defense is if he was thinking of the baseball team.
Still.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

“Pssst…wrong sport Joe.”

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Got $9 still to blow on iTunes giftcard

and damn it, I’m stumped.

LSB got any good recs? I’m mainly in to alt-rock, hard rock, techno, electronica, ’70s rock, and funk.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM CST reply actions  

Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

2012 BCS Championship Game

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I guffawed.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Fair to Midland

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh I am a disciple of FTM

But I already have all their albums.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't like their last album as much...

but they’re probably the only heavy newer band that I really dig.

You like Rage, don’t you? Then you might like Street Sweeper Social Club.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

(grabs a pen)

I’ll check them out, for sure.

I loved the Arrows and Anchors album, but it’d be hard to top Fables from a Mayfly. Still, “Amarillo Sleeps on My Pillow” is my favorite song of theirs.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

SSSC is Morello and Boots Riley of the Coup

Almost more political, but they do have some rad covers of Mama Said Knock You Out and Paper Planes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Kick ass

Yeah, I’ll definitely check ’em out.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't like their last one as much either

but I’m not sure if its just because their previous album was one of my favorite albums of all time.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

That last track on Arrows & Anchors is the strangest thing I've heard in a while

Soaring, inspirational sounding hook, with the words “I promise I will kill you right now.”

Weird, but awesome.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

skrillex - bangarang

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

You know, I've actually never heard anything by them

Not sure how, but I haven’t.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

They aight.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Its just one dude

One fucking awesome little dubstep dude. Some of my favorite Skrillex songs off the top of my head (other than Bangarang), RuffNeck, First Of The Year, Scatta.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

His cover of Cinema

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

OOOH YEAH (in best Macho Man impression)

Cinema is one of his best ones too.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, and early '90s rap

Last five songs I bought:

1. House of Pain- Jump Around
2. Bush- Sound of Winter
3. Rage Against the Machine- Vietnow
4. Kriss Kross- Jump (damn right!)
5. Cee-lo Green- Who’s Gonna Save My Soul

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Cypress Hill (self-titled debut)

roots of the DJ Muggs / Joe the Butcher sound . . . the squeal in “Jump Around” began here

by Schoolly_D on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Nickelback

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

We have a winner

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Swisha House - Choppin' Em Up Part 9

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice

I’d forgotten about those guys. I’ve got a couple on the iPod already, but I’ll bet there’s at least a song or two I missed.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

First concert I ever went to

with Slipknot, Machine Head, and Amen opening. Amen was fucking terrible.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Which version lol

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Demanufacture and Digimortal

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Skynard's Second Helping

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I read that as "Got $9 of blow"

I couldn’t figure out how small that amount might be but was sure you’d barely be able to see it.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

John Mayer

Battle Studies

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

ElectricOkra

The ClaireRocket EP is pretty good, I hear. :)

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jan 19, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

ive heard that too

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Fake drama.
IamaGM IamaGM.com
LeBron James was sent home from Heat practice today due to the flu. He is questionable for tonight’s big TNT game against the Lakers.

by octoberty on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM CST reply actions  

Probably saw Dirk get the sick headlines yesterday

Also, this explains a lot of things

“I’m having trouble bending my knees,” said Nowitzki, who has been wearing a protective sleeve over the knee, the same one he sprained last season and caused him to miss nine games. “I’ve just got to get my legs stronger, get my base back. I’ve got to use my legs in my shot and hopefully they’ll come back soon.”

by sprite on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

dislike

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah he threw up some junk shot late in the Laker game that worried me

His heels never even left the floor.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope Kobe

starts fake coughing to mock his ass.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I wonder how many new Asian fans TBiA will get.....quite a few I bet..

this contract will pay itself back in so many ways, bring on dat Prince!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM CST reply actions  

you have a lady.....

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

don't mess yourself at the ballpark!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Reminds me of the Japanese team in Super Dodgeball on NES.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

The last few times I've been I've run into a guy in an autographed Colby Lewis Hiroshima Carp jersey.

Home and Away. That dude is devoted.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

they'll sell octopus sandwiches at concession stands

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't wanna go to this class..

Just wanna stay here, get drunk and play video juegos.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM CST reply actions  

guarantee he is naked right now.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of...

Do you and Herbie need anything furniture wise? I’m about to throw away a lot of shit.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not either of those guys, but what furniture are you looking to toss?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

TV stand, coffee table.

All ikea stuff.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I never knew Swedes like OJ.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

You know how I know you're gay?

Coldplay
crocheted jean shorts
asia poster
and your dick tastes like shit.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

You looked a picture of half naked hot chicks

and focused in on the orange juice.

When I originally saw your post, I thought you meant OJ Simpson because I had no fucking clue they had anything other than tits and long legs.

by DFWAg on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

you really need to reevaluate my humor and sarcasm.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh I know what you're referring to.

I’m just so in awe of what just happened.

by DFWAg on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Macramé

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I had to re-open this pic just to know what you were talking about

Yep. I’m with DFWAg on this one.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

i appreciate the offer, broboard

but i think we are all set.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

i need a coffee table.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Confirmed:

Shaq Diesel vs The Big Show at Wrestlemania 28.

Yawn.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM CST reply actions  

Its going to be all kinds of awesome

if Big Show isn’t still hurt then.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Think they'll rig the ring to break ala Lesnar/Big Show on Smackdown a long time ago.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah

They did that when Mark Henry supplexed the Big Show off the middle/top rope at a PPV a couple of months ago.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe they'll do the hole in the ring, ala Taz/Bigelow back in ECW.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I just want to see Shaq get choke slammed, that's all really

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

How many WM's has Show been forced to job on now?

Mayweather?! Really?!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

When you get paid like Show does to job to these guys

Its probably not much of an issue. That Mayweather match was a huge part of that year’s WM and I’m sure he got paid like it.

And when you’re the size of the Big Show, you really have to get used to jobbing because you can only be the unstoppable giant for so long before people get bored of it. And its the easiest thing in the world to take a guy his size seriously no matter how many times he loses.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Morning guys

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM CST reply actions  

saw pics of you and your babe on facebook this morning in my newsfeed

are yall bf and gf?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Not quite

Just playing it by ear right now

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah.. since your not together.. how about that cell #

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

lol shut it

Would you even really pursue her? lol

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

id take her to bora bora and piss on your aspen trip

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

why is that lol?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Man we were so good for a long time

Dammit.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't mean to piss you off

And I like myself, can’t help that.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

My comment was more from a

“would you do that to an lsb acquintance?” angle and less from a “you really think you could get her?” angle, which I assume you presumed the latter.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Awwwww you're so sweet

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

For the record I would date a 9.5

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

good for you

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I know :(

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you see my 7D pics I took?

I am probably wasting a great camera but some turned out great.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, saw a few of them.

They look good! Just keep shooting low light. It’s so rewarding to see them turn out looking great, despite no big light sources.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely agree with that

Was amazed at the clarity. I never want to have to use a flash, ever.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Moe would know better than me

but those Canon power shots for like 100 bucks are great for the money.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been using the PowerShot 990

but it’s four-plus years old, I know advances have been made since

by Schoolly_D on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

See, look, Micah

This got green’ed

I’m not universally loved!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

to make it perfectly clear.. I was joking and not creeping

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I know :-D

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Off to a meeting, you guys.

Try not to blow up LSB while I’m gone.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM CST reply actions  

Too late:

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok, this kind of pisses me off:

Rangers 2012 Promotions
Sun, Aug 12 2:05 pm
Kinsler Bobblehead
First 10,000, 13 & under

Why are they doing this 13 & under bullshit this year?
Yeah, yeah, they are doing a Wash bobblehead later but I wanted a g’damned Kinsler for my cubicle collection. Grrrr.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM CST reply actions  

"Hey, kid! You there."

“I’ll buy your ticket to this game if you let me keep the bobblehead.”

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

A reverse Hey Mister if you will?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Bingo.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol...even better.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that's what they called it

in the Grand Jury report.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

That sounds like some kind of gay sexual maneuver.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, there's a Beltre bobblehead on Apr 28th

for everyone. So I guess that along with the Wash bobble head will appease me.
Still, I may be mugging some unfortunate kid on Kinsler bobblehaed day.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

best promo ever was a oven mit kit thingy... i still use it

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope they add

Yu’s Ex-Wife Nekkid Picture Calendar Night

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

They're divorced

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Hence "ex-wife?"

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

And also the only sure fire way to get Yu to pony up those naked pictures

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed the "ex" part

Carry on.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I have every promotional item for the last 5 years.

My bedroom looks like a 6 year old kids with all of that stuff in it.

by mizzou918 on Jan 19, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Jealous

So have you worked at the ballpark for five years?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting

My friend and I had a ballpark buddy named Justin who used to work behind the out of town scoreboard. He got us a lot of autographs and goodies. He was blonde though, so it wasn’t you. But I do remember him fondly. As well as our security guard, Jay, who let us sit wherever we wanted and brought us free tickets at least once a month. :)

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Meet people and you will be taken care of out there.

by mizzou918 on Jan 19, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much

They loved me and Amy out there. And got used to seeing us as a pair. So when I had to go to games by myself in 06 after she passed away, I had to explain to multiple people why she wasn’t there. And she’d only been gone a few weeks, so it was really hard.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That's how my cubicle looks.

Rangers stuff on one side, Stars stuff on the other.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll suckerpunch a blind person if the principle is worth it.

Kinsler bobblehead = principle

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

A-10, eh? Bigtill, you're alright in my book.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 11:52 AM CST reply actions  

Grantland has a really great article on the making of Madden.

Here

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 19, 2012 11:54 AM CST reply actions  

Holy shit, that IS a really great article!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a good read, and it killed some time.

Thanks for sharing.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Um.
The Simpsons Road Rage (which remains, second for second, one of the funniest, most entertaining games I’ve ever played)

wat

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

cool graph

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM CST reply actions  

You think your commodore 64 is really neato

what kind of chip you got in there, a dorito?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Easy there, Al

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

ahhh, the Atari ST

It was actually a damn fine computer for its time (1986) . 16mb of RAM, a 9600bps modem, first widely distributed system to use 3.5" disks.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jan 19, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

.
ESPNSteinLine Marc Stein
OKC announces Russell Westbrook has signed extension, making @russwest44 and D-Rose only players from 2008 draft class to be extended so far

by octoberty on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

so max/benji

still want to know if you have done jack w/ your phones…kernel/rom wise

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

No, not yet.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

DUDE

its literally like 2 clicks now!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

and you lose all your data unless its backed up

via a third party, app, etc

link

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in the same boat.

I’ve been so busy these last few weeks, by the time I’m home, I just want to play COD or sit on my ass and not look at a computer, lol

I’ll get to it though.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

well before now you had to take some time to do it manually

now some guy(s?) do it all w/ scripts for you

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll look into it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Sup, bitches??

Just left the hospital.. Totally have a slight tear in my labrum! Fuck yeah!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

sucks

sounds like my brother (jacked up labrum, rotator cuff, elbow, etc from baseball — still playing lol)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.. I had a labrum issue in high school and played through it..

It relatively healed itself, but lately after I would play football or softball my shoulder would kill for 2 days afterwards.. So I got it checked out..

We’ll see what happens… He didn’t say I couldn’t do anything.. Just that it would be uncomfortable unless I got minor surgery of gave it time to heal up

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yeah thats what my brother is basically doing

only hurts w/ baseball (and then just sometimes)

dude has like 5 arm slots based on whats hurting (position player, not pitcher)

sucks. good luck man…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I totally understand the different arm slots haha.

Preciate it, bud.. I’ll try to heal up for LSB softball haha

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 12:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

as long as you dont play left center, you are good.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh, I typically play SS, 3B, LF or LC

I’ve never played on the right side of the field in my life.. It’s the dark side of the moon

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Where can I play?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Waterboy

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

No one is scoring

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I played 1B growing up.

But can play a mean left field.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha.

I actually have a pretty strong and accurate arm.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Prove it.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 1:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

When/where

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

San Diego anytime between now and may

D/FW in May

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 1:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hm

I’m in San Diego tomorrow but for an hour

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

At the airport?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 1:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

No

Visiting my family, so no free time :(

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahh. such a tease

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Kiss of death.

You’ll never pitch again.

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

Wasn’t much of a pitcher after age 10.. Preferred SS always

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

did you say labia?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

dayum!

[alternate: no, he said labrum]

by Schoolly_D on Jan 19, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe I should have watched Raw this week.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

lol

He added some Thriller/Dinosaur hybrid dance move to his repertoire. Its very effective.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that Chris Davis?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Somebody call my mama!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 19, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Where the fuck is Bigtill?

SHOW YOURSELF, TAINT JUICE!

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

Happy Birthday to Robert E. Lee

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Lee-Jackson-King Day

from Schoolly to Schultzy, a little ancient history (Wiki)

Lee–Jackson–King Day was a holiday celebrated in the Commonwealth of Virginia from 1984 to 2000.

Robert E. Lee’s birthday (January 19, 1807) has been celebrated as a Virginia holiday since 1889. In 1904, the legislature added the birthday of Thomas J. “Stonewall” Jackson (January 21, 1824) to the holiday, and Lee–Jackson Day was born.

In 1983, the United States Congress declared January 15 to be a national holiday in honor of civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr. Since 1978, Virginia had celebrated King’s birthday in conjunction with New Year’s Day. To align with the federal holiday, the Virginia legislature simply combined King’s celebration with the existing Lee–Jackson holiday.

by Schoolly_D on Jan 19, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, my dad

Turned 68 today.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 19, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Really thought I'd get tired of the "Cults" album quickly.

I was wrong.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

It's a good.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

suck it NBA

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

this sucks balls

http://www.ntdaily.com/?p=61106

Our exciting young backcourt can’t get their fucking heads our their asses and pass freshman classes.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

Poor Roddick

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

Isner is the only American left on the mens side of the draw

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Jihad -

Tried Chubby’s, got the Green Chili Burger. It was delish.
Just the kind of hole-in-the-wall joint I love. Will definitely be going back and prolly getting burned out on it in a coupla months…that’s the way I roll.

Thanks for reccing the place.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

I would never wear these

And I would laugh at anyone who did

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

Why did you even find this?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm wearing the middle one now.

It’s so cold in the D!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Myself

I’m just so awesome!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I've gotten cockier since I've been on LSB

I blame Benji.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You hate me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

NEVER!!!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 20, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Rock the cock-y

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

twss?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

i usually sell it directly to amazon

and take the amazon GCs

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, the random CD or DVD that's gone out of print

can just skyrocket in price … usually it comes back in print in a few years, but nobody wants to wait … with the user ratings it’s closer to eBay than Craigslist

by Schoolly_D on Jan 19, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

IF you live in Austin AND you like the band WILCO ...


This Jeff Tweedy interview is airing tonight @ 7pm on KLRU (PBS local). I attended the taping last month because it was free. Say what you will about his rocking (I’m so-so myself), his talking is smart, funny, disarming. I’d totally want to be his neighbor.

The show streams on the internet, a little later I think.

by Schoolly_D on Jan 19, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

Why is Evan Smith doing the 90's rap self-hug?

Was it cold in there?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

He is the most reluctant

front man I have ever seen.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 19, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

This is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

swag swag swag swag swag

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Awful

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 19, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I know it's awful. But it's stuck in my head.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Early contender for song of the year.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

IM DA BES

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

And just like that... irony is dead.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

So yeah..

My friend apparently got close to ending it all yesterday, and apparently I wasn’t the only one to notify the police. They got multiple calls regarding him.

Apparently he and his ex-girlfriend got into a huge argument in the morning over their son, and he just wanted to see him, but she wouldn’t let him because he was making a huge scene and scaring the baby. So after, that’s when he took to Facebook and wrote the cryptic message. The police apparently found him locked in his room asleep.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 19, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

Jeez.. Let's pray that's the case

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 1:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yikes.

Not a good situation, bra.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

you did the right thing....hopefully he can get some help

no shame in anyone seeing a therapist

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Good work making sure he was okay.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

I’m really glad he’s ok. As everyone else stated, I hope he gets the help he needs.

Nice work being a friend, btw.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm glad you did what you had to do

I have a friend that didn’t act on something similar to what you saw and didn’t do anything about it. The results were quite the opposite, and it pains my friend to this day that he didn’t do what he could have done. Well done TLTQ.

by Perfect Zero on Jan 19, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh. Boss walking around tell us to be sure to go to the staff meeting today.

Given the time of year, this generally means “We’re going to impose a bunch of irritating processes and procedures on the group to [insert managerial buzzword nonsense here].”

Leave. Me. Alone.

I know how to do my fucking job.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

I know that feel, bro...

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 1:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm sensing some frustration in this meeting.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

There's been a paradigm shift.

We need to be proactive, and maximize the value-added from our core competencies.

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

So he's proactive, huh?

Oh, God, yes. We’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

by Schoolly_D on Jan 19, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

That or they're letting someone go.

That’s how they tell us.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, turns out it was a bunch of benign stuff for once.

I was shocked. It did kill an hour so that worked out nice.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

...
Enrique_Rojas1 Enrique Rojas/ESPN
Fausto Carmona isn’t Fausto Carmona. His real name is Roberto Hernandez Heredia, said Dominican Republic police. #Indians

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Ok.

That’s weird.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

So...wait, lemme get this straight:

Pujols arrests Carmona only to find out that Carmona is actually Heredia?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

ummmm what

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I've always loved his name

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So...

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

Hi!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 2:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

SHUT IT

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU

YOU WERE MY FAVORITE

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 3:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Mommy and Daddy are fighting. =(

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

GO TO YOUR ROOM

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

A distillery I follow on facebook just posted this
Our Chef has whipped up an interesting twist on a classic cocktail. We are serving a Bacon Old Fashion. Yeah, that’s right, bacon! Bacon infused bourbon, maple syrup, and bitters over ice garnished with a twist of orange.

How many of you would try it?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

yep.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Raises hand..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

absolutely

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to drink twenty of these.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't see me right now

but my hand is up…waving.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds yummy.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Ooo ooo ooo, me me me me!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

yuck

i would not

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

But it doesn't have any cheese in it.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I like bacon and I like booze

but they don’t sound good together. Like pepperoni and ice cream.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

im pretty sure i would even try it.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

jk

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Archer Archer Archer Archer

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

S'gonna be a good evening!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Over-rated

clap, clap, clap-clap-clap

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

i mean

I giggle sometimes when watching it. but that’s about it.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

...
Reggie: You scoundral. Is that brandy?
Woodhouse: Oh no sir, just water.
Reggie: Water? Oh, never touched the stuff. Fish fuck in it.

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

that's one of the times I giggle a little

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It's Loblaw

His tastes in comedy, women, and cheese are not to be given any mind.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently the TV show "Outsourced" that was on NBC last year is based on a movie with the same name

The star of said movie is an actor named Josh Hamilton.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Saw the movie.

Meh

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I heard that the main character had a lot of usefull office tools

Like five of them

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I heard that he had an accountability partner.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, he did

and then he didn’t…AND THEN HE DID!!!….and then he didn’t….

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

"hey father-in-law

I really REALLY wanna go smoke some rocks and run all up into the guts of some strange women."

“uh……”

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

No big deal.

Prince Fielder takes an accountability partner to Golden Corral.

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Sizzler, dude!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Jenny Owen Youngs.

Not sure why, but I think I love you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwuIIsDjgZg

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

not to be confused with

jenny lewis (rilo kiley)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Stop being stupid, internet.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

are The White Stripes still cool?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

sure

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

high five!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't they break up?

This does not affect there coolness, just curious.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I didn't remember the Arthur theme song being so ska

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

Christopher Cross?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

why are you watching a tv cartoon about an aardvark?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

College

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

i think colonialbob might be smoking marijuana

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

GET HIM

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 19, 2012 3:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Heh...LSB and some LSBers got a mention over at

Red State/Blue State

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

Indeed, probably NSFW.

Apologies.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Fired.

Thanks.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 19, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Activate Yur Jeezus powers

Yu should be fine.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

TOO LATE!

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh come on!

My Yulogy one was GOLD, JERRY.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

SOPA

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

and then the next day 4% of internet traffic gets taken down

bye bye megaupload…

Sure it was mostly illegal content but they did respond to takedown notices….

by DShep on Jan 19, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

isnt the CEO swizz beats?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Question.

Planning on getting a new phone. Have pretty much decided to go with Android over iPhone (will be my first smartphone). Think I’m going to switch to Sprint for the unlimited data. Think I have it narrowed down to 2 phones. The Samsung Epic 4G Touch or wait on the Samsung Galaxy Nexus which will supposedly be released on Sprint soon. Everything I’m reading says the Galaxy Nexus is better. My question is why. The only thing I can see is that it has the most up to date Android OS and comes with Google wallet (which I don’t really get the point of). Doing a side by side comparison of the hardware specs it looks to me like the Epic 4G Touch is at least as good of a device in most regards as the Galaxy Nexus (and better in some cases). Is Epic 4G Touch not going to be able to get OS updates or something? Not really sure how all this stuff works.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

I can't wait to read 20 replies saying "you should get an iPhone"

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yu should get an iPhone.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Note: I don't have an iPhone

Just trying to help fulfill the Loblaw Prophecy.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Nexus is sexier

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

first question

are you a techie/nerd?
do you like tinkering w/ electronics?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

if it is a phoen to phone

you want to go w/ the nexus 100% of the time, because you dont have to deal w/ sprints bullshit bloatware, etc on your phone

and you can CONTROL it.

plus it should always get the latest updates basically from google (not a given for the SGS2 phones, they will probably, maybe, eventually, potentially get ice cream sandwich — but they might not as well)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I'm kinda worried about is the OS updates.

I haven’t messed with any of the smartphone operating systems much at all, so I don’t really know what sets them apart but my general rule is always to have the latest technology with the latest updates. The main thing that’s killing the Nexus for me is the camera.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

eh camera isnt HORRIBLE

(not great either, but its a better camera than my droid x by a TON)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I am a computer tech by trade.

So yes. I just haven’t bought a smartphone yet because I haven’t been able to afford it, but my current phone is pretty much breathing its dying breath and forcing the issue. I figure if I’m going to spend the money on one of these things, I’d like to get something with all the bells and whistles. I’m reading up on the Galaxy S3 too, and the rumors sound like it’s going to be awesome. That’s another thing, it always pisses me off when I buy a device and then 2 months later something new comes out that just kills it. I’d like to get something at least a little future proof.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

oh dude

galaxy nexus is the most future proof phone you can get at the moment, for the simple reason that it will never not have the most up to date/latest/greatest OS on it.

this is because it has an unlocked bootloader. for example, basically ALL of the major ROM developers for android are working on ROMS for the galaxy nexus for that reason. easy to do.

keep in mind that we have no clue how well quad core phones are going to handle battery wise. as someone who uses their phone fairly heavily i can at least get 14ish hours out of my g-nexus w/o tweaking the hell out of it and doing other things

if you want an android that is future proof, go w/ the galaxy nexus. the SGS2 (or epic mytouch4g or whatever sprint’s version is) is already a generation behind (and really 2 if you count the droid razr/razr maxx as ahead of it) — the galaxy nexus is a way better phone (and better screen/etc)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting.

May just have to try and wait on it then. I just wonder what the price tag is going to be like.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 19, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

this is funny

I cannot believe there was a stable full of women that would fuck Newt

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:30 PM CST reply actions  

probably

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

How big is your room?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

15'x10'ish

Minus beds, desks, trunks, and occasionally a hammock.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Call it what it is... A sex swing.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 19, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Plenty of space.

For an accidental bayoneting.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 19, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think they're supposed to have them loaded when they're a-twirling them around

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

that shouldn't make a gun go off

shouldn’t

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I just mean it's flying around.

The barrel has been filled. That rifle is useless.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually don't know.

It’s almost completely wrapped in white tape, so I can’t tell by looking at it.

That’s what we drilled with in Basic, though.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

that's what I was thinking

so what’s the problem?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

ah

well then. carry on.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

The real question here

is do you hear the calling?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

For what?

Honor Guard? Not at all. That is social suicide here, and I need as much help as I can get.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

She's angry...

But not as angry as i thought she’d be.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

what'd you do?

did you go with RF to the bar to see the porn star last night?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope...

Just spent the entire day hammered and waiting for her to pick me up for this class.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

heh i thought you were gonna say something worse than that

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

father of the year

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

He's on pace...

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 19, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

might as well live it up now

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowlishaw being a dick on Around the Horn

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

around the horn pre-show video

meh

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowlishaw making a remark to Jackie Mac about Botox

gets deducted 50 points

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 19, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

shock value

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 4:07 PM CST reply actions  

that's not very shocking

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

sup?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 19, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh

Sarah Burke died after crashing on a test run.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

am I the only person who has never heard of her?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

.
Citing sources inside the organization, ESPN 980 Washington’s Chris Russell reports the Redskins are “very interested” in free agent QB Matt Flynn.

by octoberty on Jan 19, 2012 4:14 PM CST reply actions  

Excellent news for RG3 fans.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

w00t

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm good with this

Graham is likely to become QB2 if this happens.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

(starts doing premature endzone dance)

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

DO IT YOU DUMB BASTARDS.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh, I read this in Mom's voice.

From Futurama.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

what is a spotify and why do I need this?

please explain. also, can i get it on my phone?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

You can if pay.

It’s a music streaming service. You don’t really need it, but it’s nice to be able to listen to almost anything you want whenever you want.

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Itunes for free

with Pandora features.

Yes on phone with $10/mo and you can basically create and sync playlists of almost anything you want. Well worth it.

Game changer

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

$10/month?

yeah….f that

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That's my thoughts.

I have the free version, no streaming, but I don’t really use it. I do use Google music though, and I believe that has free streaming to android devices.

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Oak Ridge Boys v. Spotify

makes me even madder than Metallica v. Napster … grrrrrr

by Schoolly_D on Jan 19, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Metallica vs. Napster is actually how I got the "Phoenix" part of my screenname

True story.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

you should probably tell the rest of the story

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

What is he? Paul Harvey?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Orignal Napster name was just Wildcat

Was in the first group of people to get banned for having a Metallica song (12 seconds of “Enter Sandman,” to be precise).

Got online and looked up an easy way to get around it, but had to come up with a new screenname. So I chose WildcatPhoenix, because like the mythical bird of lore, I rose from the ashes and was reborn.

Yup. That’s the story.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

that is the ultimate

CS;B

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey now, you asked for it

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

They are.

Including a shockingly bad cover of Seven Nation Army.

It’s shit like that that makes Spotify worth every penny.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!

The Oak Ridge Boys cover Seven Nation Army!?

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell yes!

Youtube at your own risk.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm listening on Spotify.

Time to go pick up “The Boys are Back.”

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

i heard it on BaD Radio today

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not really on the computer all that much

when I am, I’m listening to The Ticket

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

And to partially answer your question about hipsters finding music...

I follow a couple playlists on Spotify that my friends put together of bands that will at 35 Denton this year.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like I'm missing out on all kinds of cool music because I've never heard it

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I only have the free version and so I use it whenever I'm on my laptop.

Like right now.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Its a good place to find new music.

Its worth the ten bucks for me chiefly for the three and a half hours I spend commuting every day.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 19, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah i use it every day at night and at work

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

separate question

what’s the best site/application for downloading music? Mostly looking for something that’s a monthly subscription fee rather than paying per song.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that's a blast from the past :)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

don't know old video games

but I knew an old software, you acknowledged the reference, and now I feel LSB cool

by Schoolly_D on Jan 19, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to work for IBM

that’s all they use, I believe they’re still using it to this day.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Crazy.

Last time I interacted with Lotus Notes is when I used to play around on my older brother’s laptop from Ernst & Young.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm trying to find it.

Being an idiot right now

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay only calendar though hmm

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That just syncs Android (phone) stuff to google online stuff

Which it already does. I use Outlook on my computers and want my Outlook calendar to sync with my Google calendar so it’ll sync to my phone, and contacts as well, if that makes sense.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah you need 2 way sync

thats the problem…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

iphone?

gasp

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Here?

https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gappssync

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

i think that's for you if your domain uses google apps.

Not sure if applies to just your google user account. Worst case, you can always export a csv and import to outlook. If my link above doesn’t point you in the right direction.

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah there is

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Where is it?

It’s only calendar from what I can see.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

they had an android app when i had to do something like this

you can also export your outlook data to gmail, but that doesnt solve anything

try this maybe?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

You have an android phone, right?

You can always sync your contacts to your phone, and then sync those to outlook.

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

unlocked galaxy nexus on tmobile i think

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Unlocked on AT&T

I want it to auto-sync without having to plug in my phone

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

i cant believe this is difficult to do

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't remember it being difficult, but it was a long time ago.

I pretty much only use the gmail interface these days anyways. That and they have a sync app for Macs …

by BHill on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

yea i dont either

but all my stuff was 1 way to gmail and then gmail for everythign else

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

It really is, though.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

calendar sync

http://www.google.com/sync/pc.html

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Need contacts

Already have that running.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

:(

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

and you need 2 way right?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

curious

can you do it using k9?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

do you have an itouch?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

i really dont know anything about what jappens under the hood of my car.

the car guy could pretty much say “you ran out of hamsters for the hamster wheel. gonna be a $300 repair” and i would just nod and ask who to make the check out to

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

Freudian Slip

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

RIAA.com too.
@YourAnonNews
Anonymous
Riaa.com isn’t loading… oops #expectus

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

But it seems they're back up now.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

riaa and mpaa won't load for me

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

LOIC has been used sounds like

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

z
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Universalmusic.com is still down after one hour. #Expectus
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Word has it that FBI.gov is next to go down… will report when it is.
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And hadopi.fr is TANGO DOWN!
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HACK THE PLANET.
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Riaa.com isn’t loading… oops #expectus
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Copyright.gov is tango down! #ExpectUs
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Looks like justice.gov is having some issues loading… oops
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Let’s just say, for #SOPA supporters their #SOPAblackout is today. #Anonymous.
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Yet another report of a Tango Down: mpaa.org taken offline by #Anonymous in response to #Megaupload seizure
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Anonymous/Megaupload backlash update: RIAA.ORG is now Tango Down | #OpPayback #OpMegaupload #SOPA #PIPA
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Seems more valorous vessels have joined the intrepid fight on behalf of Megaupload — we will keep you posted on all news as we see it!
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by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

It is both scary and awe-inspiring to see a group have this much power.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 19, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Lesson:

Don’t piss off the internet.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 19, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

shit is gonna get crazy

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 19, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I love this one

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Gus fucking rocks.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a great show, really funny.

Some of the episodes get pretty silly and over the top, but it’s like any show – greatness mixed in with some meh and some not-so-good eps.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

*like any good show

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

if they wanted to fuck shit up

they’d shut down facebook. housewives in coldwater creek jeans and christmas sweaters would flood the streets

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

hahahaha

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Forcefully shut down?

As in someone DoS’ed them?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 19, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

it was iBlum

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet

"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 19, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

As highly as Psych is rated on this board,

I’m pretty sure I’ll be disappointed when I watch it.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 19, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

boo this man

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Like I said above

Some of the episodes get pretty silly and over the top, but it’s like any good show – greatness mixed in with some meh and some not-so-good eps.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

If you like cheesy 80's/90's references

then you’ll love it.

If not, well then…best of luck.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 19, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

New thread

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/19/2719615/1-19-ot-2

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

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