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by vfn on Jan 19, 2012 5:01 PM CST
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- 379 – Emperor Gratian elevates Flavius Theodosius at Sirmium to Augustus, and gives him power over all the eastern provinces of the Roman Empire.
- 1419 – Hundred Years' War: Rouen surrenders to Henry V of England completing his reconquest of Normandy.
- 1511 – Mirandola surrenders to the French.
- 1520 – Sten Sture the Younger, the Regent of Sweden, is mortally wounded at the Battle of Bogesund.
- 1607 – San Agustin Church in Manila is officially completed; it is the oldest church still standing in the Philippines.
- 1661 – Thomas Venner is hanged, drawn and quartered in London.
- 1764 – John Wilkes is expelled from the British House of Commons for seditious libel.
- 1788 – The second group of ships of the First Fleet arrives at Botany Bay.
- 1795 – The Batavian Republic is proclaimed in the Netherlands bringing to an end the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands.
- 1806 – The United Kingdom occupies the Cape of Good Hope.
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a guy at work keeps saying he was borned in 1984.... it was he was born in 1984
these little things bother me.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions
like... i had boughten this book the other day?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
this sounds like one of @fart's twitter searches
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
yes..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
Did he go to school to get some learning?
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
has the Fauston Carmona arrest been posted yet?
fake name/age….deal with it Indians he’s 31 not 28…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Fausto
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
good point.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
its in the poll thread...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
he looked dead when he was alive! so I don't know..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Falsto
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hey-O!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
CARMONA NOT GLUE
now it can be revealed (Wiki) …
Carbona controversy
The original release [of Ramones Leave Home] included “Carbona Not Glue” as the fifth track on the album. However, the song was deleted from the album to avoid a potential lawsuit, as Carbona was a corporate trademark.
but then …
Rhino Records re-released the album in a remastered format on June 19, 2001. This release included both “Carbona Not Glue” and one of its replacements, “Babysitter.”
dammit, I've run this up the pole during countless Cleveland games
the shit-ass bands you fawn over, yet no love for THE RAMONES
Man, it's kind of unreal to see how many of those high schools posted in the first thread
just knock off pro teams or college teams for their identity. If a student cheats, they get expelled, but if the school’s athletic department copies, it’s fine? Just let a student design that shit for free. Might not be the prettiest at the prom, but at least it will be original.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Such a hipster
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I have a lot of friends that do athletic design
really awesome stuff, so it kind of bothers me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm 99% sure A&M gives answers to tests to football players.
I fucking love it, too. Give them all As.
They dont need the answers on the first part of the tests
Its the second half of the test they run out of gas
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Dang.
YourAnonNews Anonymous
The Largest Attack Ever by Anonymous – 5,635 People Confirmed Using #LOIC to Bring Down Sites! #Anonymous
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Universalmusic.com is still down after one hour. #Expectus
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Word has it that FBI.gov is next to go down… will report when it is.
YourAnonNews Anonymous
And hadopi.fr is TANGO DOWN!
YourAnonNews Anonymous
HACK THE PLANET.
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Riaa.com isn’t loading… oops #expectus
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Copyright.gov is tango down! #ExpectUs
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Looks like justice.gov is having some issues loading… oops
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Let’s just say, for #SOPA supporters their #SOPAblackout is today. #Anonymous.
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Yet another report of a Tango Down: mpaa.org taken offline by #Anonymous in response to #Megaupload seizure
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Anonymous/Megaupload backlash update: RIAA.ORG is now Tango Down | #OpPayback #OpMegaupload #SOPA #PIPA
YourAnonNews Anonymous
Seems more valorous vessels have joined the intrepid fight on behalf of Megaupload — we will keep you posted on all news as we see it!
YourAnonNews Anonymous
STOP SOPA & PIPA. SAVE THE NET. FIGHT BACK!
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I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
LOIC
i love how the wiki directs you to “script kiddie” under other resources
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome.
Fuck em up, Anonymous.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
If there's anybody to depend on for this kind of crap
It’s Anonymous
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 19, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to throw this out there then I have to leave
Does anybody else see some interesting parallels between this situation and France’s involvement in Vietnam, or USSR in Afghanistan? The modern-day successors, if you will.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No? Just me? Man, I was hoping to sound intelligent.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I thought for a minute or two about what you were saying and just didn't get it.
Maybe spell it out a bit more?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
It was dashed off in a few moments before I had to run
Something along the lines of trying to apply old world mentality to an area they don’t fully understand, and the denizens of that place fighting back through unconventional (though fairly predictable to outside observers) means.
It only half makes sense, I admit.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ahhhh.
I think I know a scholar whose work you might find interesting. (He’s the first guy who sprang to mind with the new world/old world talk).
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Ooh, bookmarked.
Thank you.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I just don't care.
Needs more sports.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Does anybody see any interesting parallels between this situation
and the Rangers signing Yu Darvish?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So let me get this straight.
SOPA/PIPA is dead on the table.
Megaupload is breaking all kinds of copyright laws, which our government still has the right to enforce.
The Feds shut down Megaupload.
Anonymous’ solution is to take down other websites, including .gov domains, thereby making lawmakers even more paranoid, and possibly making them more motivated than ever to stop this type of BS with overreaching laws.
What. Fucking. Idiots.
script kiddies, man.
taking down DOJ website = foolish.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
No shit it's foolish.
God damn those idiots. Just when everyone thinks we may be out of the woods with this bullshit legislation, they pull this idiotic hacker crap.
Does anyone with anonymous have half a fucking brain? Christ.
LOIC and its uses are not necessarily anon.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
They're not interested in mediating their grievances through the political process.
They have no faith in the political process. This is not unlike dandy Democrats bemoaning OWS’ers lack of political participation to achieve “meaningful change” (yawwwwwn). That’s not the point.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
script kiddies.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Why does anyone expect anarchists to be motivated by logical considerations?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Like what?
My point is that the cyber-anarchist mentality is more likely to privilege naked, powerfully expressive conduct than alternative forms of engagement with perhaps more instrumental value in the political process.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Would you care to actually challenge those assumptions?
Or think through the issue?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
x
I’m not challenging anything, you ass.
I’m simply saying you are probably assuming way too much. Because you probably are.
So much heat, so little light.
Pathetic.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Predictable
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You should just say
they’d much rather blow shit up than fuckin negotiate w/ empty suits.
I like where your mind is at.
I had a girl tell me on a friend's facebook yesterday...
…that:
you are the worst person I’ve ever encountered on the internet. And I was on OK Cupid.
All because I posted this in response to her:
Bethany, first of all, you are confusing the reporting of these issues on sites such as facebook and reddit versus one person’s status update on the subject. Status updates, which complain alone, quite literally do nothing to affect the pa…ssage or non passage of any bill or otherwise. If the status updates contain a link to an online petition, or instructions on how to e-mail your representative, then maybe they can make a difference. You, me, and anyone else simply complaining about something in our status updates quite literally (in the real sense of the word) does nothing to effect change.
Second, you’re confusing apathy with pointing out that certain ways of getting the word out are pointless, ineffective, and useless. Your comments here are an example. Go sign a petition or e-mail your congressperson instead of calling me out because the latter also literally does nothing to effect change. I am not apathetic about this issue whatsoever. I am, however, realistic about what is a better way to handle outrage about SOPA/PIPA, and posting in Cameron Goldapp’s status update about being appalled to whatever it is you are appalled about is not a good way to get your voice heard.
I hate dumb bitches.
then she live filmed her giving birth and posted it to your wall
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
and ilikepizza was on cougarhunter.com
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
gmail/outlook contact issue
http://www.plaxo.com (possible solution, probably going to have to go 3rd party at this point)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
other options
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
wait
why dont you use the stock app to connect to your phone, and only sync contacts, not email (settings —> accounts —> click on “email” (i think) and uncheck mail)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
Holy shit Kodak
New restructuring officer:
Dude from Memento.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
Michael Jackson is dead
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
HAH
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
OMFG
LETS DO IT
opening day.
no, really.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
No.
I’m sure your “no, really” was “not really”.
Because anyone stupid enough to do an attack like that on an SBN site while discussing it on another SBN site would probably get banned if it actually did occur, whether they had anything to do with it or not.
And that’s before the potential legal troubles begin.
So clearly you’re just joking about this.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
its not the first time DoS has been threatened around here
heh i believe one dude threatened to DDoS LSB at one point (and he was a LSB member)
obviously i am not going to ever actually do this. among other things it would do damage to SBN, and directly (or indirectly) damage LSB and other SBN sites i actually like.
i would NEVER seriously suggest attacking ANY site, much less with a SN that could so easily be traced by to me with a very simple google search.
come on.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
I dont even know what you're talking about so you are innocent
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
bacon vodka
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
use it in a bloody mary? cant think of any other uses for bacon vodka
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
shots.
straight shots of bacon vodka.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking smart, is what it is.
Anytime you want salty/smoky. Would probably be great in a martini with blue cheese stuffed olives. Actually I am CERTAIN it would be great with that.
but bacon flavor.. and vodka.. ugh.
hey you ever go to nodding donkey or TABC?
i have been to both.. but are they okay enough to frequent?
im moving like 20 yards from both
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not the hugest fan of either.
I’ll go to Nodding Donkey to watch sports….TABC very rarely, and only if I want to eat. The crowd there is…sparse.
If you want more people, just walk over to McKinney in the same hood.
Nodding Donkey seems like the worst idea ever to me.
Went by there opening wknd and was blown away by the wasted opportunity for a cool bar. Apparently, lots of folks disagree.
TABC used to be awesome, but hasn’t kept up with the times.
Si Tapas, one block toward the highway from there, is the real deal however. Great food & sangria & decent wine prices. Owner used to have Hola & is the ex-husband of Cafe Madrid owner, and their food blows Cafe Madrid away.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
The wife & I don't eat there often normally, because we have friends who we HAVE to bring there when they visit.
Wife cheers for Spain in world soccer, so she watched every Spain match in the World Cup there. The final was bonkers, they were running in the street with flags stopping traffic.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
cool... i guess i could always just walk to christies
black friar, idle rich, whatever.. im pretty excited to move
just HAVE to find all the happy hours
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
i like the menu at frankies...
i like the smokey dark as fuck daytime drinking at christies… when you walk out and go.. WTF its 2 p.m.?
you will have to take me for a tour when I move.. and NO HULLY AND MO’S thats the worst bar ever i think.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Did they up the quality of the beer selection?
When it opened the most interesting thing on tap was f’n ShockTop, and the bottles weren’t much better.
Frankies & Christies aren’t great on that front, but they’ll at least have SNPA and some IPAs on tap.
I just wish we had some decent hybrid of Nodding & Idle in Uptown.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Oh, no, beer selection sucks.
Christie’s and Frankies are both just such uncommonly disgusting dumps…
what do you like in uptown?
top 3 bars?
the loon is a fucking shit hole but i love it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
In Uptown?
Like not including any Henderson places? In no particular order, I’d say that currently….Idle Rich, Blackfriar and the Loon.
The Loon is actually a pretty solid sports bar for good games.
I love gingerman...
but i mean.. come on.. your not going to watch a game there.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
Right, I just want some happy medium.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
I watch quite a bit of baseball and other sports at Idle Rich.
It’s pretty good. Was there sunday for Pack-Giants.
I thought it was you
who hated Idle for sports because they don’t put the sound on for games?
I’ve suggested it for our meetups a few times, so it must have been TDT who shot it down.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
There's no TVs.
And what’s to love about that place? Their beer selection is marginally better than, say, Idle Rich, yet they charge more for the exact same beers that you can get at a multitude of bars on McKinney. I really don’t get why people go there.
It also smells like an open sewer some of the time back by the bathrooms…not sure why.
firebat?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
and no.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
iblum
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
thats right
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
Permanently?
I don’t think so.
I want to say iorange, but that’s because I attribute every past action to iorange if I can’t remember who it is.
just realize that i would never actually suggest that this be done
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
Hey I know that.
I know you’re a stand up guy. Clearly all just jokes… we do that all the time. Very well established.
I just want the internet to know that too.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
BAD LEGAL ADVICE
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
They're in the top half.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Mine hit the spot today. I want to go back.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 19, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
I've had some at other Sonic locations that were pretty good.
They’re definitely better than McDonald’s or BK.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
the ones on texas toast arent half bad....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
it seems like for a sonic burger, fries and drink you cant get out for less than 6.50
which is more than im willing to pay. for 6.50 ill go to jakes and get a burger.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
the "difficulty appeal theory" of burgers
Got a Whataburger and Sonic within four minutes of my place, Five Guys and Carl’s Jr. maybe 10 minutes . . . yet I daydream about IN ‘N’ OUT because it’s not here?
carls jr bro
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
6 dollar guacamole burger
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
(in Chris Rock voice) GOOD *LAWD* THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY !!!
not really, but . . . you’re also Mr. Avocado Maniac
Still have a crap load of leftover pulled pork.
Enchiladas del puerco tonight.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
pulled pork quesadillas in jalapeno ranch you say? ill be over in 15
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
they have a pretty good menu... i like it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
I want to live next door to you
There seems to always be something tasty and time-consuming cooking in the McBroom casa.
I like where your mind is at.
Hmm...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Don't. Fuck. With people's porn.
You just don’t do it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And this is why Rick Santorum is unelectable as President
Also, Al Franken co-sponsoring SOPA? What the fuck, Al?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Well, his background is in entertainment...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
did you hear his wife was dating a abortion doctor 40 years her senior and he also delivered her..
you can’t make this shit up folks…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Mr. Pickles' Funtime Abortion Clinic
We bring out the kid in you!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
he missed one..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/18/karen-santorum-abortion-doctor_n_1214964.html
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Wow.
Anti-abortion activists going after the Santorums. No one is safe.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Almost word for word what Closure said.
So you guys are twins or something
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
that's what someone else said last night
hahahaha
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Santorum?
Yeah, I heard that. Crazy.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
is this a sopapilla joke?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I thought I got that from your status update yesterday?
I’m pretty sure it came from an LSBer’s facebook, at least.
not mine... i only check facebook to make sure none of my dumbdick
friends posted anything innappropriate on my wall where my co-workers and or random family members could see
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
hes one of the contributers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe Loblaw
He made the sopapilla joke here yesterday
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
it was mine
someone made that joke on my FB post about how I’m in favor of Pipa because she’s hotter than Kate because she looks like she knows how to have a good time
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Credit where credit is due
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
it was mine
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
that sounds like a joke I'd go for ...
… also, don’t you feel sorry for the ballpark vendor who ends up w/ churros? seems like the “short straw” / newb assignment, w/ shit sales & tips
3$ seams reasonable..
how much are those churro sticks?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
$3, I think.
More if you get filling with them.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 19, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
$3
Plus you get to listen to “Let’s Go Churro!” from the churro man
by Perfect Zero on Jan 19, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
i know that black guy wif da silver teef
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Thank God he isn't in my section.
Unfortunately my section usually has a guy that yells at the top of his lungs “IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Every fuckin half inning.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 19, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
You must be near me.
It was amusing at first, but it quickly got old, especially since I wear headphones and that shit was piercing through Nadel’s voice with full volume up.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
That's not the half of it
Sometimes, he’ll get the crowd to start doing it, and the drunker they get, the worse they are. I don’t mind the drinking, but God damn there’s a fuckin baseball game going on.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 19, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, yes, I remember that shit.
I moved to 328 this year, so hopefully he doesn’t follow me over there.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
Note: He's actually a nice fella
But that shtick has got to fucking go.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
Where were you at? I'm at the far end of 327 right next to the exit
by Perfect Zero on Jan 19, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
328 Row 12, on the aisle
I only did a 10 pack this year and am going to fill in with indy tix probably down in the lower bowl for another 5 or 6, depending on what games the wife and one of my buds wants to go to.
Was in 326 last year and year before.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
I should learn to read better
Yes, I was in 326, also right by the exit. We probably bumped into each other on the way out a few times.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I guess I'll be nearer to Yu this year.
For 10 games (+Opening Day) at least.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
OK that's cool
I have a half season up there near row eight on the aisle. As long as you don’t have kids or prostate problems sitting in the middle of the row, it’s a great place to sit. Supposedly, there is another LSBer that sits in 328 (Lisa W perhaps?)
by Perfect Zero on Jan 19, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I think so.
Didn’t she bail on LSB last summer during The Great GIF Riff?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
Why hasn't the sopaipilla taken over the churro as popular sporting food?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 19, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
During Christmas, all my mom does it make sopaipillas and tamales.
Mmmmmmmmmm
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 19, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
love tamales.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
wow that's awesome...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Goes with the phallic theme of hot dogs.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
super nachos. gotta go super nachos.. or those brats with the grilled onions
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
love the smell of those onions in the corridor
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
I love those things
salad on top, tortilla soup on bottom
by Perfect Zero on Jan 19, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
The go nuclear on someone for posting a brief clip from a game on YouTube.
Seems right up their alley.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Five Guys...any good?
There’s one near my house but I’m also debating eating leftovers.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
45 cent boneless wings at B dubs tonight....
pretty good deal since those boneless wings are huge
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
Had Wingstop the other night.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
IANF has been trying to convince girls of the hugeness for years.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
be prepared to pay and get ten times more fries than you need...they're ok..not that great imo
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I never get their fries
Sometimes I am with people who order them, but I never order them myself
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think they are overrated.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Five Guys
Mooyah is just as good, and usually a buck or two cheaper. Also a big fan of Fuddruckers.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
And Mooyah will do lettuce wrapped burgers.
I’m a big fan of that….not for health reasons, but because I just don’t like hamburger bun that much.
Fuddruckers in Plano is good
Nice atmosphere and decor. The new ones in McKinney and Frisco are like cafeterias
by RangerMad on Jan 19, 2012 7:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just mentioned it in the burger sub-thread above
It’s pretty good, if not a “life-changer”? It was the only good place near my hotel during my St. Petersburg trip …
How about this instead?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Technically that is closer to my house.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
That's my favorite Dallas burger joint.
Though I’ve only been to the Plano one once.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Right next to Wing Stop.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I just really love Wing Stop.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
lets all go to fuddruckers!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
and plus they have that cool soda machine..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Even further away from my house.
But I haven’t been there in quite some time.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
you want to do a bidet and get a soda at the same machine?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Pretty good
too many god-damned fries in a regular order though.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
too many fries
what is this I don’t even know…
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
yes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm sorry Yu In A Rangers Hat
But Nelson Cruz Airplane is the greatest desktop ever
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 6:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Neftali/Benji Molina 2010 ALCS is still my desktop.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
I think we may be using the same one.
From just left field of center looking towards home plate? Looks like it had rained earlier?
This is the one I have as well.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
That there
is fucking beautiful.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
Mike Napoli
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That's the one that Nellyplane replaced
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 6:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I had the one of Arlington Stadium with a red sky over it for a while.
Now it’s not a picture of anything baseball related.
How should I feel about the Boys contemplating going to a 4-3?
Pretty sure Ware will break the sack record if it happens.
I don't like it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Today was weird, you guys!
Hall of Presidents ended up being the attraction to work if you wanted to have a different kind of day.
First thing I ran in to was a couple of VPs and a couple of my managers talking to the Secret Service about our attraction. Crawling with upper-level management all day. Secret Service came through a few times just to watch.
I heard someone tell someone else I “check out.” Not 100% sure what that means, but it was cool.
We closed the attraction and played the speech on the screen, so I saw it from there. I also saw Bob Iger. The park was the emptiest I’ve ever seen it, but for the speech we got (understandably) slammed.
After, he was on his way to get a private viewing of the show and I was going to operate the theater. For whatever reason, they backed out at the last minute. This close to meeting the President. This close.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Apparently he made my friend cry.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Why?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I guess he was just that nice.
That’s what I hear from everyone who met him today. They were shocked by how friendly he was.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Cool!
I remember when Obama came to Mizzou my freshman year. It was absolutely nuts. The streets were closed at noon when he didn’t speak unitl about 9 or so. Regardless of ones political leaning, it was pretty cool to hear the (future) president speak in person.
I was so desperate to get his reaction to his animatronic.
He told my friend they probably needed to add more gray hair.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
heh, when you and Kat do the grand circuit of the Lone Star State ...
… and if I’m still in Austin, I’ll subject you to The Full Johnson – at minimum that includes Lady Bird’s Wildflower Center and LBJ’s Library/Museum, where you’ll pay tribute to Animatronic POTUS #36
(apologies to my college roommate, but try to look more psyched than him …)
What are the odds I want to go in to the Darvish vs. Ceej thread?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Nothing wrong with that thread.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Watching justified
Woo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2012 6:53 PM CST via Android app reply actions
have I missed anything today?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 6:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Not really
bacon-flavored bourbon drink (which KOK jokingly said he’d try)
lots of phone talk
sharing of high school mascots
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
Minor FP/JDT spat above.
Obligatory Yu puns throughout all LSB threads.
Micah posted a pic of the goofiest couple gloves I’ve ever seen.
Fairly slow day, IMFO…probably Yu hangover from yesterday.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
hmmm
I don’t think I would try that vodka
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 7:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It was bourbon, not vodka
Here’s the post I shared from a local distillery:
Our Chef has whipped up an interesting twist on a classic cocktail. We are serving a Bacon Old Fashion. Yeah, that’s right, bacon! Bacon infused bourbon, maple syrup, and bitters over ice garnished with a twist of orange.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 19, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
the benji-tdt exchange was funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 7:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ok, time for dvr'd Hot Stove and Intentional Talk.
Yes, I like Intentional Talk.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
I watch it almost every day
I can’t stand either host, though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 7:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like Millar.
Rose is ok. The show entertains me, that’s all I really expect of it.
Liked when they had Dutch on.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
wont ever eat canned green beans again.... fresh are soo fucking good
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 7:12 PM CST reply actions
We GDTing Archer tonight?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Hmm, apparently I am now going out.
But this means I will miss Archer… dang
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Do shows on the west air at the same time as central/eastern?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
ok so yes, they do air at the same time.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
OOOOOOOoooooo
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
the fugitive is so good.
Tommy Lee Jones does great work
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 19, 2012 7:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
jealous of gorgeous Rangers desktop images
shared and described above … didn’t have a great camera, but I saw something neat from my seat at the end of 2011 ALDS Game 2
there was a hole punched in the sky
RBIA on a sunday during april may is my favorite thin in the world
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
I still have that panorama I took from the wedge as mine.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
This class fucking blows.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 7:25 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
you have inspired me to buy a lifetime supply of condoms
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 19, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
MTBILF
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
They kinda are
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Check that...
I would bone all of them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 8:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
at least you wouldn't be able to get any of them pregnant!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
true
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 19, 2012 9:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So does the one I just got back from
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
My Wednesdays suck
I don’t get out of class until 9:30.
/collegestudentproblems
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 19, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
The time isn't terrible
It’s the TA. Her broken english makes my eardrums bleed.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Luckily, I only go to the TA once a week
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
(deep sigh)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
It's not ideal from a student standpoint
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So if you had the chance to sit at an engineering forum with Nikola Tesla
or a literature seminar with Vladimir Nabokov, or a cello lesson with Yo-Yo Ma, you’d honestly complain about their damn accent? Because you paid for it?
Look, I’m not saying your TA is Albert fuckin’ Einstein, but this parochial American “yer in Amer’kuh, speak English dadgummit” shit pisses me right the fuck off. Try to listen, try to show some patience, and learn.
Sorry to rant.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
There is a difference between accent and "wtf is this shit"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
'MERIKUH!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I had a TA who couldn't pronounce "problem"
Yes. He said “PROBREM.” I kid you not.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 19, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
This lady cannot speak English at all
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Business calc
We are learning about slope right now and she feels the need to work problems for the first hour and a half instead of just talking a quiz that tok 10 minutes.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
There's a class I should never have taken (Calc BC)
Hasn’t done shit for me here in college.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I took Calc BC in high school too
Didn’t pass the AP Exam though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Neither did I! (3 on AB subscore, 2 on BC subscore)
But I didn’t give a fuck when I took it.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
I wish I had taken AB
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I took AB Calc in high school.
Just so I could test out of it and not have to take a math class in college. Unfortunately our scores hadn’t been posted when I went to freshman orientation so I had to take the placement exam. I took the most basic one and got everything right so they made me take the intermediate one. Got one question wrong, so they finally forced me to take the advanced one. This was all in the time it took some people to take one exam. Annoying.
Turns out I got a 4 on the AP exam and didn’t have to take a college math course.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I still don't know why Ice cream trucks drive by at 5:30 in the evening
There are no kids around to buy “ice cream”
lookin to do some pearin
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
MLB Network's Baseball IQ starts next week
Chuck Morgan is going to be on there :)
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
I watched them do a run through last night on hot stove ( I think )
it was weird
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 7:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
John Hart was at one time a good GM
but he didn’t tip pizza delivery worth a shit
by RangerMad on Jan 19, 2012 7:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
doesn't surprise me
when I delivered pizzas, my best tips would come from lower class places. if I went to a fancy area, a dollar or two
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 7:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
does kat know?
(I think kat, yes?)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I love you for posting a reply to this because I hadn't seen it before you posted since I shift-A'd.
I don't know what it is.
Because it doesn’t show up for me.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
It says "In Soviet Mordor, Boromir simply walks into you."
Vaguely Soviet-style graphic design poster thingy.
Hahahahahaha
Intentional Talk showed Steven Tyler’s awkward comment on Joe Magrane’s daughter:
Magrane: Hey Steven, how’s things in Beantown.
Tyler: Oh yeah, hot, humid, and happenin, just like your daughter.
….
….
…..
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Does anyone know what the press conference thing will look like for Darvish tomorrow?
Are fans allowed to go? where is at? Is it strictly a press conference thing or more like welcome party thing?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
there will be strippers
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 19, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
there is nothing on
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 8:25 PM CST via Android app reply actions
any lawyers 'round here? need to file a nuisance lawsuit v. The Red Bull SKOOLED Tour
link
WHO will stand up (on straight contingency) for the rights of LoneStarBall’s very own SCHOOLLY SCHOOL? Thank you, good night, and God Bless ’Murica …
sure
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
HAH!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I want one person to explain to me why that is hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nice.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Gah!
Kill it with fire!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
I think the fourth one might be retarded
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
The blonde in the second picture doesn't even look like she's trying.
A natural freak.
Que sera, sera.
you are the worst person in the world
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am sure she is too
but she should stop doing that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
These are all frightening.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
well
yes
yes yes
yes
yes
yes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
hahaha
probably
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
really?
the second girl in #2? and #3 is ridiculous
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lights off, bro
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
well how come the lights stay on for andie mcdowell?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Andie McDowell is a "no"
she is not attractive and she is old.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
ok..the 2nd girl in #2 is a "probably not"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
YOU PEOPLE FINALLY BROKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
it's a short list
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You forgot SSF.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I DID!
she’s on THE LIST™!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
was she hot?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you met her?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Her profile pick was definitely boneable.
http://www.sbnation.com/users/stupidsexyflanders
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Shame that she had to be such a know it all.
I guess when you drive an 02 Eclipse, you really DO know it all.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nobody would hold it against you if you tracked her down...
convinced her you agreed with her fights on an internet message board, and took her to bonetown, Max.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
DOES MOE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
If SSF reads this:
I will absolutely put it in your butt while yelling Professor Fink quotes at you.
GLAYHAVAN!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"Will" or "would"?
Nevermind, now I’m uncomfortable.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
No means no, Max.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
you're next
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Last login: today.
She could be reading this…
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
mine is a picture of me
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
he's reassuring me
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
no clue
probably a 50 year old dude IN HIS MOTHER’S BASEMENT
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I keep many lists
but if you want to be on the “People I Won’t Have Sex With” list, then I will be disappointed
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Holy shit, this new Chevelle CD is great
Worth the wait (was supposed to get it for Christmas, but….ehh, long, uninteresting story).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
!!!
!!!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Has Burt Reynolds done anything relevant lately?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
so...
15 years ago?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 9:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That was 15 years ago?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I think
somewhere around 98 or so?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 9:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
IMDB says 97
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Holy ish.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Hahaha.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I never thought Burt Reynolds was attractive.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Not even in Deliverance.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
what is chronicle supposed to be about?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM CST via Android app reply actions
The only preview I saw about it made it look like jerk-ass kids got super powers and acted like jerk-ass kids.
Only with super powers.
I haven’t actually checked out anything on it though, so I could be misreading it.
Woodhouse
Most underrated character on the show?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Easily.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
not really
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fuck to the no.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
It looks awful
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am giving the pilot a shot
because I like a lot of the people involved (Rickety Cricket, Romany Malco, Kristen Bell, etc…), but it seems pretty terrible so far and it’s way too much Justin Long.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Kaley Cuoco is attractive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Indeed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I did not authorize it
But there is now video of me (in pep band) on youtube.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
I didn't know they sold those to men.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is the most adorable/awesome thing I've ever seen.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The breakdown is actually really good.
Better than 90% of hardcore bands I hear today.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It definitely wasn't what I thought it was going to be about 10 seconds into it.
That video’s already gotten 1.9 million views. It was released TODAY
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Never underestimate the internets' love of children + hardcore music.
And stuffed animals.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So what do you all have planned for Valentine's Day?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Nada.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
it won't be big enough
the diamond that is
by RangerMad on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Last second dash to CVS
for some Valentine’s related consumerism.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
We celebrate the anniversary of our first date, which is several days after, instead.
We’ll have a nice dinner in, hopefully some wine and a fire, and maybe a movie. She’s getting jewelry and flowers.
She was out of town on her actual birthday, so we planned to observe it several days later.
I had some work things come up that impinged on my time that day. She dragged her heels on running an errand, which annoyed me since I already had more than I’d planned on my plate, and it went downhill from there. Damnable thing about it is that it was like a slow motion wreck. I know that she gets upset when I try to rush her, but if we were going to keep our plans for the evening and hit my work targets, we had to get started with our day. Instead, I waited long enough to provoke two separate timing crises.
Eek.
I’ve been there. I haven’t yet mastered the art of making hurrying up to get out the door her idea.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Okay, so shine a spotlight on a void in my life.
Damn straight, we need more Coltrane. At least I need more Coltrane.
I'm not kidding.
A part of my musical brain accidentally got turned off over the years after my jazz friends and I went our separate ways. I needed the reminder and primer.
Amen to that
My lady couldn’t get out the door in under 30 mins if the damn apartment was on fire.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not sure yet
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Speaking of delicious seasonal stuff,
I ordered eight boxes of girl scout cookies from my cousin on Sunday.
Those are ok, but I don't really like coconut.
4 boxes on thin mints, 4 boxes of peanut butter patties (which apparently are called tagalongs or something now).
I hate thin mints
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chrom :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it is true
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
=(((
You may have your second person to argue with on LSB.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
bring it, foo
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I will totally punch your baby face
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
do it. I dare you.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I don't do anything for less than a double dog dare
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
dude
that’s a double dog MARE
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 20, 2012 2:04 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
well done.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm feelin the flow
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
aqua thinks that horse is an asshole
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Another comment I need to find.
I remember saying it, but I don’t remember exactly what I said or when.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you said you grew up with miniature horses
and, apparently, they are all assholes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I didn't grow up with them, my parents raise them now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ok. your parents raise them now
and, apparently, they are all assholes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
They're pretty cool with my daughter.
Maybe she’s not threatening to them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
oh man
you DEFINITELY said it. And it suck with me so much that I tweeted a pic of my kid petting a miniature horse and said something like “@aquaman is so pissed about this”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm not a huge fan of minty flavors in general.
Like mint ice cream, for example.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Thin Mints >>>>>> mint ice cream
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
whoa
AND I’M THE ONE WITH THE “CRAZY” OPINIONS BECAUSE I’D BANG THE S OUT OF CAMERON DIAZ. OOOOOOOOOOOkay…….
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
no shit
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
well duh
thin mints are awesome
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
The big eggs are so much better.
It’s like teh good stuff but MORE OF IT.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
show me that smile again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm coming up to take chica out to dinner
Not sure what else to do… maybe museum.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ha
I don’t know how to respond to these two things
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Anyone else celebrate the version for dudes that happens march 14th?
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
That'd be the one.
You gotta have a lady that is a good sport.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like that won't be happening for me as a result of a proclamation this year
Perhaps other times though haha
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I have no idea what that means.
Give up steak for lent? You dont have to explain.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
I wish that was everyday
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It never will be.
Sad times but true.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
do you like killing dreams?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Can I trade the beej in for a bigger steak?
j/k
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 19, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You don't post before 8pm either do you?
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
I do sometimes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
can it be both?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
maybe
I have been listening to him since brushfire fairytales. just beachy acoustic music
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
never heard him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what kind of music?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Saw him live one time.
He opened for death cab in Austin. I enjoyed him. Wife went apeshit. Girls like Matt Costa.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
not the married ones
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Dirty Skyping with the girlfriend.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm getting married 13 days later.
I think I have a free pass?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Wait, hold up.
For the rest of my life, I have Valentines and Anniversary right up next to eachother. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That is sort of what we did.
We got married on the half-year anniversary of our first date, and now celebrate both.
I had a cunning plan.
I’m not so foolish to expect that I can pull the same off with project Fatherhood.
My anniversary is the day before my birthday.
So we usually have to plan shit ahead of time.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
My wife's birthday is 2/21.
You bastards got nothing on my bad situation.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
I'll probably cook a nice dinner
and that will just about be it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
probably working
having electricity and water is very romantic.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
the mavs better win
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions
If I want to update .NET Framework, do I have to download and install all the versions, or just the latest?
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
me too
though I should visit first before I make that kind of decision
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Moving in with Closure would be a big life decision.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
it would be like perfect strangers!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ours would be nothing but us watching newsradio and psych
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
sorry!
I was listening to music
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
damn it
that means my bathroom becomes the community one. if we have covered parking, I get it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know how we will keep the ladies at bay
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I want a chameleon paint job on mine
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
or should I say speedom
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't usually watch it but sure
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Marion, you are so queerly effective
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Jeff Wilson just posted the yearly breakdown of Yu's salary.
2012: $5.5 million
2013: $9.5 million
2014: $10 million
2015: $10 million
2016: $10 million
2017: $11 million
If he opts out, it was 5 years for $45 million without roster bonuses.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Reallllllllllllly curious about the 5.5 first year
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Meh, Face's stupid salary goes away in 2 years
So he can slide over and DH then.
6 years, opt out after 5, with a vesting option if he does not. Boom. Money penis laid out on the table, stupid Angels slapped in the face with it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I crapped all over Prince coming here for months.
No way, he will get money thrown at him, etc. but it can’t be a coincidence that he’s still out there, we are still players (per 1/2 the baseball media) and its nearly february.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Bar with friends.
Hard to top.
Tonight was a good night. Except the fiancee got so drunk she just fell asleep on me right after we walked in the door.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
is there anybody still in here?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
OH SNAP, SON.
YU KNOW IT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So Girl With the Dragon Tattoo was really well done
My only real qualms with it are with the source material.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm still not sure about some of the edits compared to the way the Swedish film condensed it.
It was so, so pretty, though.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Agreed on the look.
Never saw the Swedish version, so I’ll take your word for it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's my third time through with the story
I saw the original adaptation before I read the book.
The best thing the Swedish film did was cut out the daughter altogether. There’s no way to include her and not make Blomkvist look like a shitty father.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I think Rapace was better than Mara, fwiw
although Mara was also good. I would totally marry her despite her not at all being my type. She’s got so much $Texas.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I mean, seriously, NFL teams on both sides.
That’s like hitting the ultimate jackpot in the life lottery.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I just wish the film had been tighter.
It felt a lot longer than 2 1/2 hours, and a lot of that was just subplot after subplot that felt slow in the book and slower on film.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It was my first encounter with the story,
so I think that made it play faster since I was still putting things together. But I agree that it felt long. It reminded me of Craig’s Casino Royale in that way. The main arc rambled a bit and then what would normally be the denouement went on for a quarter of the screen duration of the rest of the film. That’s anomalous even for art cinema.
With some tweaking I just think it could have been awesome.
The real guts of the story are when Blomvkist and Salander are working together, but given the length of the film, they’re barely on screen at the same time.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
True that.
I do think that Fincher et al. were too intent on establishing the franchise as modeled on Salander as a sort of superhero (gritty, hacker, avenger), such that the human elements of the story (or at least their story) were given short shrift.
The idiots are out in force on Facebook tonight
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'll send you some stuff on Facebook if you really want to see it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I see you've found it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
wat
oke Bush junior and his investment group bought in 1989 Defense industrail fore 890 million, when America got in war with Irak with Bush junior as president they needed wapons. So the pentagon bought for 11 billion defense industrial. and the companie leader was bush senior.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Sounds pretty airtight to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I have no idea
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I think this deserves the tag of
“lolwut”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
comrade
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I don't have a facebook but I have done research
isn’t this an every day occurence?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Seems to be pretty thin on most anything produced prior to 1990
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I think Dylan, Zeppelin, and The Beatles for classic rock.
John Conlee for classic country.
Roberta Flack and The Spinners for RnB.
Original Coasters for 50s.
Otherwise, it’s done me good.
Que sera, sera.
I can only find live recordings for the kinks and t-rex
And it’s a real mixed bag in terms of quality.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Ah, yeah I moved a lot of my own shit over. Like T. Rex.
I believe they have ‘Electric Warrior’.
Que sera, sera.
Electric Warrior got lost in my last move and I haven't bought a replacement. I suppose it's time I did. Can't find it on spotify.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
(Electric Warrior is in my personal top 10 of all time)
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Sweet!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
with good reason
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have tried
can’t do it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what does this mean?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
twhs
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
That's so funny because I actually discovered Spinners on Spotify.
I was just trying to figure out who they were however.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
whenever you call me...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
dunno
that is just the first spinners song that popped in my head
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ah
That soundtrack was my first exposure to them. A lot of good detroit Motown stuff.
I’m done for the night. See y’all!
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
one of these days
you might talk me into it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If you're a music nerd it is great.
If you’re content with radio and pandora don’t bother.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
I already pay for slacker
the only thing I can figure out that is different is listening to other peoples playlists
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not everyday
I haven’t argued this much since the World Series
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
what is the argument about?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
if it is baseball
probably darvish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
FORINURRS COMIN HEER TO STEEL ARR JOBZ!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Evidently Bush went to war to line his pockets for him and his friends
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
am I FB friends with you?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
And?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
A trade proposal someone told me would work today.
i read in cubs bleacher report about trade suggestions for alfonso soriano 1 of them since most group members are ranger fans the trade would send soriano to your rangers for 2nd basemen michael young
heres my purposed trade scott feldman matt harrison and young to the cubs for soriano matt garza marlon byrd and cubs prospect josh vittters
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes?
Can I say yes twice?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
not allowed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you have super smart friends
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I am not friends with this person
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I didn't even notice that part
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
heh
“your country smokes weed all day”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Speaking of facebook, who's this PYT you're dancing with at a wedding?
Have you seen her naked?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
I thought we weren't friends anymore?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i deleted your comment,
not you as a person.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
I am glad we are still friends
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you coming in town this weekend?
we’ll get you head.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
And Capri Suns.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Man, when I first read this I was all ready to make it my sig bc I thought it was Schultzy.
But it’s just not as funny coming from you, dammit.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
But still 8/10
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
There will never be a Schultzy quote for a sig
that beats my Schultzy quote.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I would love a Capri Sun right now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
and vodka
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Do you mean DFW?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i love it when my wife gives me a bunch of fucking chores to do at 11pm and says "it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
hmm
“it’s not like you have anything to do all night.” I HAVE WHISKY TO DRINK AND LSB!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You forgot kitchen cleaning.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I did not forget
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So that's... included in one of your previously stated activities?
I don’t want to know which one.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
what if it's already been checked off?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
and what did you think I meant by "LSB"?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
now you've got me all excited
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
*rubs hands together*
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
now I have to go to the fucking store to get cat litter. ugh.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm back
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
get rid of the cat
problem solved
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I KILL YOU, MAN.
YOU LEAVE LOBLAW’S CAT ALONE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
what if it is a sleepwalker?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
IT WAS A PLAY OFF
THE JOKER FROM DARK KNIGHT.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
Before the cat, our fun level was at an all-time high.
Now … 2.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I like that horrible movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is that movie actually funny?
I don’t remember any details, but I remember not liking it. But lately I’ve been seeing people reference it as funny.
It's fucking awesome, yes.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
It's terrible.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
not A cat
2 cats.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So I assume you guys have read this, right?
Screenplay to Rocky vs. Rambo.
It’s pretty awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Utah, so much mad when Dirk comes to town.
They hate him.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
in fairness, totally should have been a technical for slapping the ball out like he did
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Dirk hitting a game winner would be so amazing.
Jazz fans are the worst (Heat notwithstanding)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Spurs fans wave hello
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
Uhhhhh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
too soon?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure why, but I'm laughing pretty hard at this response
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I should read all the replies before I make my witty comment
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
#Bascik
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So not original
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
A shame, because I really like AK-47 otherwise
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
in Soviet Russia
the german elbows YOU!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I am annoyed.
There is only cold water to drink in the house… well that and beer, but I’m not drinking tonight.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You should try the tap
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
diarrhea cha-cha-cha
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I don't see the problem
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That I want Tea, but I don't want to make tea.
I wish there was tea already made… or maybe at least a soda, because I’m in the mood for sugar.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He's going to lead my AAA Fantasy team to victory this year.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I used to use a coffee maker to make tea.
Sidenote: “used to use” is a dumb phrase.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
I did what any awesome person would do.
Life gives you lemons, you make… GRAPE MOTHERFUCKING KOOL-AID
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Lucky
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am going to drink Tang
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I need to move to India
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions
yes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You abandoned London pretty quick there.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
I will make it a summer home
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And leave Closure by himself for the cold, lonely winters?
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
he can come too
it will be like a sequel where they we take our crazy adventures to an exotic place
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
so that I may woo aishwarya rai
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
do i need to google her?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Girl from Slumdog Millionaire
and Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
She is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
that is just not true
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
whoa
sizing. but I don’t care that much
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Don't even care about size
Most beautiful woman on the planet. She is above all others for me. Even Kate Beckinsale.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think I wouldn't even last 1.2 seconds
in a threesome with Kate Beckinsale and Freida Pinto. I take that back. The second I thought it might even happen I’d probably be done.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
this is not true either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Maybe not.
When you start getting into that upper stratosphere a lot comes down to how I’m feeling in a given moment.
Beckinsale is starting to show her age a bit. Just a tiny, tiny bit.
She probably still gets my vote for MBoTP title, but the door is starting to open.
Camilla Belle or Victoria Justice are also in consideration for me.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Hot, but not the most beautiful in the world.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Cameron Diaz
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Because you couldn't handle the truth
understandable.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Disgusting.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
YOU'RE SAYING THAT RIGHT NOW, IF NOT FOR BEING COMMITTED AQUAHUSBAND, IF NAKED ASS CAMERON DIAZ SHOWED UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP LOOKING TO RIDE ON YOUR AQUADONG, YOU WOULD SAY NO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Bannable offense
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Dang it, you're right!!
Went to close it and was denied by no subject line…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
this is why clowns wear makeup
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
permission to treat the witness as hostile?
ANSWER THE QUESTION, COUNSELOR!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Fuck no I wouldn't.
I can throw a rock at any college campus in Texas and find hotter ass than that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
this is the biggest lie in LSB history
I will drain my bank account to make this scenario happen and then call you out on LSB
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Okay, lets go buy you a 4 pack of Mad Dog 20/20 and drain your savings dry.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
IT'S NOT 1994 ANYMORE, BOB.
Wait, how much money do you have that you think you can A) buy me out of my marriage, and B) convince Cameron Diaz to offer herself to me?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Only instead of drifting drug dealers and bangin' chicks
he’s eating doo doo sprinke sandwiches and laughing at Dadboner.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I could sell my car
FOR SALE: 2004 Volkswagon Jetta…100K miles, in pretty bad condition. $500K obo
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Give you a dollar
Any other offers? No? Then it is mine.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
uh
I have a better offer. $499,999. It’s yours to beat, bro
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Calling your bluff
ONE DOLLAR
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
goddamnit
ok..you have to come to OKC to pick it up. I’m not driving to Indiana. Well, it is close to Ohio and I really want to eat at Rudy’s Hot Dog in Toledo again….FINE. I’ll drive it to you. but you have to drive me to Toledo afterward. And I’ll buy the gas. DAMMIT. Shouldn’t have said that last part. colonialbob drives a hard bargain, you guys.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Master negotiator.
I’ll drive you halfway to Toledo.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
deal.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
DAMMIT
no! 3/4. and that’s my final offer. (thumbs in front pants pockets and rocking back and forth on my heels)
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
2/3, take it or leave it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
uhhhhhhh.........
DEAL. ugh. idiot.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I would appreciate a piney air freshener as well.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
DEAL'S OFF
UNREASONABLE
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 20, 2012 2:28 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It was not a demand.
I will take the deal without one.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Do not interrupt our commerce
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I WILL TAKE YOUR WOMAN TO ATLANTIS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Good luck
Plus don’t :( I really like her :(
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Then do not interrupt my wheeling and dealing
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Bitch please
Me and your woman
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Is that from Treasure Planet?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Atlantis
I think they have sex at some point. It’s implied anyway.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
uh
the internet is getting waaaaay nerdier
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
thank god someone here does
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
argh!
so horrible! A human being took a bad photograph!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
After dark, right?
I’m not even a big fan of blondes, but Bar…
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
she is pretty
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I get you man. #1 is #1.
- doesn’t necessarily mean MBoTP, though.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
There really is only one way to handle this.
My previously proposed March Madness of Hot chicks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Competition committee IMO
leave the polling for the matchups.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This needs to happen. It really does.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Not sure. Maybe do a thread to see who's interested and then select anywhere from 3-6 guys randomly from the group of those who are interested.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
No entry requirements?
Bob could get selected this way.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No Oklahomans on the committee.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I AM NOT AN OKLAHOMAN
i am a displaced Texan
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
What state issued your current driver's license?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
i am still "eligible" through Texas
meaning I have inactive driver license status. I’M STILL TEXAN
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You are an Okie
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nope. DQ'd, Oklahoman.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I HATE YOU
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
did he get removed from the list?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
he's not on the
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
"no sex" list
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
This reminds me of the 3rd rock from the sun episode where Tommy is in sex ed
and says Can we get someone who’s actually had sex to teach this class?
by mizzou918 on Jan 20, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't LSJ not have a driver's license?
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
HE IS OUT!
ONLY LICENSED DRIVERS ALLOWED
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I don't have one.
My last one, that’s now long since expired, is from Texas.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So I guess you aren't on the committee
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You dirty pig fuckers aren't mutinying me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Rules are rules
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have a state ID
That’s how they cocksuckers tried to nail me for Jury Duty.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Loblaw cannot get anywhere near this committee.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you need me to offset LSJ
you drop the high ranking and the low one. It’s basic polling
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Almost Aceian in its foolishness.
Not quite a BTO.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVE FOUND A MILLION PEOPLE WHO WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH CAMERON DIAZ
and they all hang out ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
well, i could see that
BUT EVERYONE ELSE?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You would probably sniff the shoes at JCPennys if we told you Diaz tried them on
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
and the seat she sat on to try them on
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
On the next Cops: OKC Edition
Follow hardened veteran Officer Loblaw as he tackles the most heinous of mall miscreants, theater thugs, and regales the tale of how a certain Hollywood starlet stole his Oklahoma heart.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
No kidding.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Benji can't be on it, either.
He can’t see past his devotion to Freida Gremlin.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
There's going to be 64 women in the field. She'll probably sneak in as a 13 seed.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
13-4 upsets aren't *that* uncommon
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I think Harvard's going to be doing much better than a 13 this year...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I don't know how the others are...
…but I typically root for the Ivy team in the tourny. Hasn’t been Penn in a while :(
A burden should never be something out of your control.
They are having a pretty great year
I credit the coach
A burden should never be something out of your control.
He coached a buddy of mine from CH
who was the PG at Michigan
A burden should never be something out of your control.
There aren't enough hot chicks in any of those other fields combined to warrant having categories
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Other than actresses, I mean
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I think the regions should be geared more toward body type
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
if there is a "big booty" division, I'm in
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
We should give Loblaw the "play-in" matchup.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
If you really want regions
Blonde, Brunette, Redhead and Raven.
Everything else is way too ambiguous.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Natural or most widely known as?
(I’m much more interested in the hypothetical structure of this tournament than the idea itself, heh.)
Most widely known as, I guess
Either that or whatever they are currently.
Although the latter way would drop Renee Olstead out of an already somewhat weak Redhead category.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Wrong!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
that's insane
the girl from that show that used to be on Fox (Nikki Cox, I think) who ended up marrying Bobcat Goldthwaite is hotter than donut grease
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Not anymore, Officer.
Now it’s kind of… yikes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
She used to be a lot hotter than she is now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
unhappily ever after
I tbought she married jay mohr
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
She did.
Way over Bobcat tore that ass up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I know of one high seed for a redhead tourney.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm going with Susan Coffey.
I’m not saying hot redheads don’t exist, but I have to think harder. Any other hair color and they’re everywhere.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions
I would agree with that.
Even though I don’t value her best tool all that much.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
ohman
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
LSJ is another person that probably shouldn't be on the committee.
He would take it way too seriously.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'd take Benji on the committee over LSJ
Even knowing how Benji adores Sarah Plain and Indian.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's a bad thing?
Somebody should.
Of course, regardless of what happens with me, Kate Upton will win and Victoria Justice won’t even be recognized so rhe results will be criminally terrible either way.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
because Justice looks like a 12 year old.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
12-year-olds look like this now?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
No, they usually start to get bigger boobs by then.
by Closure GT on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i do not think we should click that link
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Just a girl with no boobs and probable eating disorder
who looks very, very young.
Maybe 12 was being hyperbolic (me? NEVER), but if you said she was 15-16, I’d believe that shit in a second.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I will not click on that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Your loss
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Could've just posted the picture
sans subject line.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions
Be damned tiny over here on the margin, though.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
well that is creepy if it is a link to a 12 year old
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
With Benji on the committee
That wouldn’t happen.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Google lies. 18.
Upton’s 19, though. Doesn’t look it.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
No, because with you there
Selena fucking Gomez sneaks in as a 4 seed somehow.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I would not put her nearly that high.
She’s a bombshell, but I don’t particularly like her.
Too much Beiber.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Upton's not going to win in a field this tough.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
he'd totally blow off work and real life to coordinate it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I coordinated the draft
I ain’t doing this.
I have no work to blow off, though. It’s fantastic.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Lateral situation
Work is also boring as shit.
And then you’re actually obligated to do something.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I've tried doing things I enjoy recreationally as work
They became work and I didn’t enjoy them anymore.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I don't think anyone will pay you
To sit in a room with little light and jerk off while watching selected scenes from “The Fast and the Furious,” “Annapolis,” and “Chuck” on repeat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 20, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Why does it have to be a room with a little light?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
To cover your shame.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 20, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually prefer well-lit areas
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
money is pretty awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
NO MAN
I LIKE NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO! SO LIBERATING, YOU GUYS!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I never got laid when I was unemployed
I like getting laid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sure
If you’ve got things to buy. Besides supposedly higher-quality TV dinners, generally don’t.
When I want to buy something, I’ll acquire money. Just bought a new laptop, in fact.
Most of the time I find plenty of ways to amuse myself for free.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
the future of America, ladies and gentlemen
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DON’T SMOKE WEED
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
HEY!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
dude
if you didn’t have to work and just goofed off all day, what would you do with your time? Pushups?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
even last year when I got fired
I still only smoked at night
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hang out with my dog, video games, LSB...
er… NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That would cost money
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I think I might have to start
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 1:04 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
we can never be roommates
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
if I was in his situation, I wouldn't
I won’t smoke if I have a kid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
unless it becomes legal
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I'm not going to.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Valid point.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
offended
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
how do you take a girl on a date?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He just said he bought a laptop.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 20, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahaha
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol
A – going outside
B – being face to face with a girl.
NOOOOOOOOOPE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't have anyone to take on dates
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
but if you got a job, you would meet people
one of those, you may like to go out with. they’re not going to knock on your door
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sure
But then I’d have a job.
And don’t get me wrong, if I could walk out the door and get a decent job somewhere, I would.
But I can’t. I have little experience and no skills. Only jobs I’m looking at are like the Supermarket or fucking McDonalds.
And the Supermarket down near my place don’t want me. I’ve actually applied there multiple times.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Go to Starbucks.
Or get a fucking education.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That's why I'm still planning on joining the Air Force
Eventually.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
make that "eventually" turn into "6 months"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I don't think that would be a good idea for me
I hate academics with the fires of a thousand suns. And I’m borderline unmotivatable to do them.
You know why I’m not in the AF already? Because I still haven’t completed the 15 college credits they want me to have before they’ll take me, because I find it such an incredible beating I’ve been finding ways to put it off or just flat not doing it this whole time.
(Yes, I’m terribly lazy. I make The Dude look like a German engineer.)
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
You're probably clinically depressed and need to be on medication.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Eh, I'm more manic/depressive than just plain depressed.
There probably is something a little whacked upstairs, but I rather enjoy myself the way I am.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
No.
There’s nothing manic about you.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
The opposite, if anything.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
On here, maybe that doesn't come across.
My actual personal emotional states? Very different.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
serious question
what are you planning on doing the rest of your life?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
breaking the 10,000,000,000 comment threshold
and jerking it a lot
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I have no idea.
None. Whatsoever.
I find the typical template for the human life exceedingly uninteresting and unappealing.
There’s nothing tangible I really want to do. No goals, plans, no dreams to be a cop or a fireman.
If I had one it would be to just exist. Watch the world spin around me and shake my head at the futility of it all. Maybe sample the few parts and tastes of it I do deem interesting.
Otherwise… I have no idea how to answer that question. Which scares me a little, sometimes. But usually I just don’t think about it.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
no worries
I didn’t figure it out until two years ago
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm 30 and still have no real clue.
Honestly, I’ll probably stay home with the kids when we have kids.
But then, if my wife gets her international travel promotion, I won’t be ALLOWED to work.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I figured out what would make me happy ( well I hope so, anyway )
unfortunately, I will never be rich
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dude, become a beach bum somewhere.
Need to start smokin’.
Que sera, sera.
by scoop16 on Jan 20, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate you people giving smoking a bad name
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
beach bum does not actually sound fun
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
but I do love the beach
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mexico, Modelo, smoke, local fair, senoritas...
I mean, if you have no desire to work, it’s not a bad option.
Que sera, sera.
these things cost money
if they don’t, explain how I do this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
naw
hustles, for the most part, involve doing things to get arrested. I try not to get arrested. yes, I realize I smoke weed. it is brought to me and I only have a smallish amount at all times
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am horrible at gambling
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you suck dicks at night.
but it’s cool, it’s in the dark.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
well then sign me up!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
to summarize
“the world is a vampire……”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Jan 20, 2012 1:30 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Jesus...
Watch the world spin around me and shake my head at the futility of it all.
So full of absolute bullshit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The concept of not wanting to participate in the rat race bugs you, doesn't it
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
There's such a huge gap between "shake my head at the futility of it all" and "participate in the rat race."
That, and the only folks I know who talk about participating in “the rat race” have never sniffed the fucking rat race.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Jan 20, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not at all.
Your bullshit sound bites ripped straight from the emo playbook do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Why?
What do you care?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
You are painfully stereotypical even in your attempts not to be stereotypical.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm not trying to be anything right now.
People asked how I felt, so I’m telling them.
I don’t know why you’re so buggered about it, or why you seem to think there’s something here you have to stand up and call bullshit on.
You’re going to stand up and call bullshit on my feeling that I have no interest in the “world” or “reality”?
I don’t get it. What’s bullshit? What are you arguing against?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Your entire viewpoint is so hamfisted it's ridiculous.
I AM A POOR TORTURED SOUL. THIS WORLD IS BENEATH ME. THE FUTILITY OF THE WORLD AMUSES ME.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And who are you to decide this, exactly?
Some cliche balding, chunky married asshole with a billion kids who represents a gigantic stereotype of his own?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
ok, you guys
quit it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh you mad now.
I have two kids. Not exactly “a billion.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
By the way
Even if what you say is true, the “I know you are, but what am I?” argument is a terrible one.
Hypocrisy, assuming I am what you say I am, bears on credibility, not truthfulness.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Dude, I'm not accusing you of being a hypocrite, I'm accusing you of being an overbearing asshole.
You think that because you’ve done or are doing everything society tells you is the correct and admirable course for your life (get an education, get a good job, get married, become a good provider/father/husband) you get to pass judgement on me and tell me I’m just a young “emo” asshole who’s full of shit.
I’m simply saying that you have no business doing either of those things.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
el oh fucking el
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 2:43 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck you, Aqua, for being a contributing member of this society. AND YOU’RE A BALD ASSHOLE!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Get this man a djembe and a poetry slam.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
note to self
google “djembe”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I've been to three colleges,
Had four majors over four semesters, and spent about eight months working as a mechanic on farm equipment, and I’m just now getting where I’m comfortable with what I’m doing in my life.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 1:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hah.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Self diagnoses annoy me.
Particularly people who say they have OCD.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
" I have ADD "
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
"I'm prone to falling into dissociative fugue states"
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
What if you were actually diagnosed with ADD as a 12 year old
but stopped taking your prescribed medicine when it maed you not want to eat and made you vomit and just never went back to that, or any, psychiatrist?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I was talking about the people who say they are ADD and were never diagnosed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
then by all means suckle on the teat of society then
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
the military is GREAT for people who hate to do chores
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I hated it.
But I hated sitting on my ass and being worthless more.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 1:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't believe in "how would you do it differently"
because I am who I am (and I like that) because of the experiences I’ve had. But the one giant regret I have is not signing up.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I signed up.
I DON’T RECOMMEND IT.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You're going to love Korea.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
but you have to build a stable job history
and with that comes experience.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
wait tables
perfect job while you are going to school. plus, hot girls work there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Take em to Vail
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 1:04 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Do people still eat TV dinners?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
this was the most troubling part of the comment
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You would think if you were at home all day
Not doing anything but playing fiddler on the cock, that you could learn how to cook a damn meal in the meantime that doesn’t taste like warmed-over cum.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I doubt even the worst-cooked meals taste like "warmed-over cum," vfn.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Cooking awesome food is just... the best.
I can actually do some rad stuff when I want to.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
PEPPERONI PIZZA
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
me too
I love being an awesome cook
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I get a lot of ideas from all the cooking shows I watch with the Mrs.
Even though 90% of shit they make I would never eat, I am still like HMMM MAYBE I SHOULD FIGURE OUT A BRAISE OF MY OWN TO COOK THIS IN.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I got mine from cooking shows and places I have worked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
My wife was an awesome cook when we met.
although she’s more pastry, she can still replicate just about anything that I loved in the US that I can’t get here.
Basically between her and me… NO WONDER I’M SO FUCKING FAT.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The only cooking that my wife
enjoys is baking. She’s very good at it. Consequently, I do most of my own cooking.
my wife is a terrible cook
awful. but she’s been trying, which is nice. I give her a D- for effort.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
It's all messed up at our place.
She’d be vegan if left to her own devices. I do best with a high protein, low carb but relatively high fiber diet. I’m happy if we can share a meal.
We've talked pretty seriously
about my wife starting an online cupcake business.
Phase one of that will be trying every cupcake made by every cupcake place within 10 blocks. GOTTA TRY THE COMPETITION AND SEE WHAT WE’RE UP AGAINST.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
are there cupcakes in sudamerica?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
It's become the new trendy thing.
There are at least 2 brick and mortar cupcake based places in our neighborhood. Not just bakeries that also have cupcakes.
I tried one last week… good flavor, but dry. My wife could kick their ass.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Doo Doo Spinkles
that HAS to be the name of the cupcake shop
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
The fascination with cupcakes is likely durable.
Not a fad at all.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
When I'm home and not doing anything,
I generally just don’t eat that much. It was kind of rare for me to eat more than one meal a day.
Movies, TV, Music, Sports
but the sports can include WAGs to round out the field.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
he's been working out
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I had a very solid draft
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I didn't catch the results.
Did Ziyi Zhang get drafted?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Nope.
15 rounds wasn’t enough!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's a travesty.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
To you.
But objectively… I have to disagree.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
LSJ: the final judge in things about women
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Curious.
Is your #1 necessarily the woman you’d most like to lay, or is that a different category? I think of them as separate.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I think of them as separate and she's not the most I'd like to lay.
She’s everything. The person I’d like to look at every single day. If I had to have one image imprinted on my retinas for the rest of time, it’d be her.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
See, I'm the same way when it comes to my #1's.
But still, to me #1 and MBotP aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive things.
Although there was a time when Jordana could’ve covered both bases (I probably missed that window though).
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
And Leonardo DiCaprio said "yeah...I can do better than that".....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
I always assume in those situations that there's something wrong with the girl's sexual performance
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That seems like an unfair assumption.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Fair schmair
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yup #1
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
there's a hot indian lady in a porn clip I found once that was pretty great
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i think the credits listed her as "cumface"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I've always wondered why they made a porn longer than 5 minutes
has anyone ever lasted into the 4th scene?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I watched Pirates 1 and 2 all the way through.
Absolutely hilarious.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
well that narrows it down
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
tell me more
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
to each, his own, Benji
I think she’s hot. If you think she’s the planet’s #1, then you’re right for you
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
oh man
she fiiiine. She’s getting put on another list.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I've never had Indian food
but I’d try it to see her
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
They don't eat dairy.
You’re in luck. No cheese.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
JAM!
wait..is this because the cow is sacred? Is it unsacred to milk a cow?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
peener?
Karl Welzein?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Umm this isn't true
What do you think paneer is?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It's Loblaw.
If I told him India had nothing but hamburgers on the menu, he’d have bought it!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
#1 food in Saudi Arabia is Pepperoni Pizza.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
to Saudi Arabia!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
you suck
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You watch it Bob
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 20, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
DON'T CALL PEPPERONI PIZZA UNFLATTERING NAMES
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
SHE'S THE PEPPERONI PIZZA OF HOT DOGS
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 20, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahahahaha
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Don't you compare the greatness of Pepperoni to fucking Cameron Diaz
DON’T YOU FUCKING DO IT.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You son of a bitch.
You’re off the committee!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
what the..
I don’t even know you people anymore
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
There are a million better toppings for pizza.
Heck, there are better ones even starting with P. Let’s start with pineapple and proscuitto.
I like pepperoni
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i like pineapple/pepperoni thin crust
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
both in the same night?
i’d have a fucking stroke
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
NY style is money.
It’s kinda the perfect food.
Pineapple is the perfect food on its own.
Que sera, sera.
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
Same here....
I like him in about every movie/show he does…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
I'm on the fence.
Typically I show “The Train Job” for my genre class. It does well as a stand-alone, but I feel like I’m validating the gits at FOX. Thoughts?
is he your #1 in the world?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Harrison Ford....
I can overlook Crystal Skull….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
I hate him as an actor so much.
So very much.
/BTO
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Richard Armitage.
Just a fantastically beautiful man.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
i don't like Robert Downey
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You are a horrible human being.
Commentary! The Musical is even better than Dr. Horrible. And Dr. Horrible was greatness.
It's been a long time, but it just seemed like self-congragulatory wanking, IIRC.
Which, admittedly, is like 80% of LSB, but something about the kind in Commentary I didn’t like.
Oh well, you're entitled to your opinion.
I loved it. I thought the songs were catchy and funny as hell.
probably
wait…can you not get a hamburger in India? This might be a deal breaker, ladies!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
HAA CHEEKA PA TA WEE NA NA!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
namaste
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
excuse me?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Corby's random foreign "language" drop
although I think it’s supposed to be for asian contexts
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i watched a short tv series on IFC a couple of years ago
starring Chris Kattan as he traveled to India to become a Bollywood star. Man, I dig those indian broads.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
needs moar bikini chicks
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
and I will live here
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
can i come visit?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
of course!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I do not have a lot of desire to ever go there
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
why not?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 19, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know
Just doesn’t appeal to me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it is no oklahoma
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's for sure
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have a strong desire to live abroad
I was thinking about applying with the CIA, but I don’t think it’s probably very glamorous
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
but then you could be like Michael Weston
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
who is that?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
hbut he got a burn notice on him
he was blacklisted
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
no cash, no credit, no job history
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
is he that dude who smoked a couple of dudes 2-3 years ago who were on motorcycles
and then Afghanistan or Pakistan (I forgot where it happened) held him as a prisoner even though he was a CIA contractor?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
this guy
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Yeah.
While I might get to go to some places while I’m in the Air Force, I’d rather do it when I don’t have those kinds of responsibilities.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
I shoulda joined the military
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
GET A ROOM
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Why?
They’re the rudest people in the world.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
that is not accurate
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Last few nights, yes.
Terry too. 3/13 bro?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
and he's good at slapping his wife when she takes a shrimp off their son's plate in 1998
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So....can I count on some company for a while?
My son’s in the hospital (appendix burst) and it’s my turn to stay the night with him…I slept for a bit but the nurse came in to give him some medicine and I’m wide awake….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:05 AM CST reply actions
I'll be up for a bit for sure.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yes
until 0200. He gonna be ok?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Yeah...he's gonna be fine....
The biggest issue is getting rid of his fever from the infection and getting him up and walking around so we can get him out of here….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
that sucks
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Oh, shit, man. My appendix burst when I was in the 4th grade.
I know just how miserable that hospital stay can be. I’m going to wish him luck and send good vibes his way.
Aqua, looks like Rashodrick Linwood will flip to you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hey can you go to ODB and tell me what the latest front page post is?
The one I wrote is showing up on firefox but not on chrome and I want to make sure it’s actually there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm on Chrome and see 1.19.2012 Daily Bears Report: How Big Need Baylor's Stadium Be?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's what should be up.
This is troubling indeed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Son of a bitch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've only been watching the news sparingly for the last few days.....
When is movement Prince supposed to pick up?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 AM CST reply actions
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions
Anybody watch nightline?
Newt Gringrich is a dick.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 12:24 AM CST reply actions
Kicking his wives to the curb after they get sick..
Geez. And wanting an open marriage to boot? lolz
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
And then getting upset when people bring it up.
Maybe try not being a scumbag, Newt? How about that?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So is Ron Paul
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I couldn't resist
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Explains why my Dad loves him.
He did write some cool alternate-history books, though.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Those books are great
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i like in the debate from Saturday
when Juan Williams explained that some of Gingrich’s comments were considered offensive to the black community and offered him a chance to rephrase and Newt just said “uh..no.”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Also, Rick Santorum tried to compare Ron Paul on the debate tonight to Harry Reid, in terms of pro life stance.
I can’t even find a suitable simile for how dumb that is. Santorum made my mind go blank.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
This guy?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
MikeE
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
That's not what he said.
He said they had similar scores from a pro life observation group.
That may or may not be true, but your account is not accurate.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The insinuation was that he wasn't a strong pro life candidate, which is ludicrous. He only brought up Reid's name as a boogeyman liberal with whom to compare him to.
One of my points I disagree with RP on is his abortion stance, but he feels that it’s a state issue. Santorum implied that because he doesn’t support the federal government protecting against abortion, that he must not be a strong pro-life candidate.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
if Ron Paul gets elected
in his inaguration speech, he’s gonna say “Gotcha, motherfuckers! I was kidding! YOU WILL BOW TO ME, EMPORER RON PAUL!”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I just want his entire presidency to be the bad lip reading youtube.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
officer bob
I need you to break into the evidence room and then come to arlington
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:24 AM CST via Android app reply actions
hahahahaha
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
we had a guy arrest a kid for having a quarter (if that) of a roach
and charged him with Possession of CDS (controlled dangerous substance) within 1000 ft of a School instead of a munci Poss of Weed ticket. It was preeeeetty dumb
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
that really sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
total chickenshit. he was giving me shit the other night because I haven’t made a drug arrest since I came back to nights and I was like “I’ve thrown away more weed the last 2 nights than you’ve logged in the last year, junior”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i have bigger fish to fry than a kid with a joint
if he’s selling? that’s a totally different ballgame. but the more time you waste processing the kid with a joint, the less time you can shake the bushes looking for dealers
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
this is what my cop friend tells me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you can pad your stat numbers with tons of drug arrests
or you can do real police work and find the ones who need to go to jail and lock them up.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
it did not
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
you wanna piece of Loblaw?
GET IN LINE
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Piece of Loblaw?
No, thank you. I’d rather have another couple of scoops of this Frito pie. Made with pepper Jack it is.
gross gross gross gross gross gross gross
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i like italian cheeses
that is all. no nachos, no quesadillas, no cheeseburgers, no grilled cheese sandwiches.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm hiding this, because it's making me rage.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
not my fav
but I’ll eat it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
manicotti is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't think you have taste buds
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Frito pie......with pepper jack cheese?
Why have I not considered this possibility? WHY?!?!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING GROSS, DUDE
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm sad for you, Bob.....
Pepper jack is….is…..glorious……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions
harumph
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
One of the trending items on Yahoo is "Snookie without makeup"......
Why would anyone want to see that? She’s hideous with makeup…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 AM CST reply actions
Posted it last night in here.
Actually like a billion percent improvement.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
/note to self...stay out of last night's OT thread..../
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions
It really is.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
WOULD YOU FUCK SNOOKI OR CAMERON DIAZ?!?!?!?!?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
WHY DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you're starting to turn the corner, dude
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
By stating I'd rather look at Diaz legs than this?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
not cartoon Snooki. Real one.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
although Snooki does have some big cans
and is always the ugliest one of the group, so her really low self esteem leads her to do some wild ass shit in the sack, probably
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Only because he was backed into that corner!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
Diaz. Not even a question.
She actually does have something going for her, and that’s a pair of legs.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
yes it was
I would probably have sex with that version
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
In any form, Snooki is not attractive.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions
Agreed.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
that ws on the radio when i went to get cat litter
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
your mom
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
yeah
I went there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
most people think this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
winner: CHROM!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So that class wasn't terrible.
My sweetie isn’t mad at me for spending the entire day drunk. She aight.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Aww
I think this is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen you say
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Write it down.
Doesn’t happen often.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 12:49 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Loblaw, Nikki Cox went from
and
to…
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
OH LORD!
/Chris Rock’d
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
THAT picture did it.
None of the other cray cray shit we talk about here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
my penis is now super confused
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Don't you fucking lie to me.
You would still do it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
she is on the SSF List
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
in a time machine
she looks like that Brazilian actress lady who says “coochie coochie!”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
plastic surgery sure knows how to fuck shit up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wish there was a reset button on plastic surgery.
So afterwards you could just say “oh my god, no. No no no no no no no.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No kidding....have you seen that woman who has had dozens of plastic
surgeries who basically looks like a cat now? She’s some socialite. So disturbing….she can’t actually think she looks good…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure...I saw a story a while back about plastic surgery....
What has been seen….cannot be unseen…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions
is it possible to eat popcorn in an efficient manner without getting it everywhere?
no. no it is not.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Popcorn does not have enough redeeming qualities to make me eat it.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
You, sir, have not tried my wife's caramel popcorn......
Pure ambrosia…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions
I'm with you here.
The only time I ever eat it is at the movie theatre, and that’s mostly just nostalgia.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Or getting at least 30 shells jammed between your teeth that only C-4 could dislodge?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
that's another thing
why am i eating this?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
because it tastes good.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
not worth it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
because popcorn is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are you sitting on the toilet right now?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 20, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
heh
no
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I don't believe you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 12:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i don't have a laptop
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You keep your desktop in the bathroom?
Weird.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I choose to believe you moved the desktop in there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that would be pretty funny
have the whole thing on wheels and just take it into the shitter
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Don't lie
you carry your desktop around and plug it in every room.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
this is even funnier
always having to boot it up when i get into a room
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
MINOTAUR
he rides triumphantly into the room, loudly pronouncing my presence.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
LOBLAW IS COMANDEERING THIS ROOM TO INTERNET IN!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I am so sick of this weight loss shit you guys
Can one of yall come splurge with me when I’m done?
No I’m not bragging Aqua, I’m just getting frustrated and hitting a wall.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i will
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I swear to Jebus I will not
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
if you ever roll into OKC, I SWEAR BY ZEUS' BEARD THAT WE WILL GO OUT
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, BRO!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
wait
is “ass” a verb in that sentence?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
He's missing a comma.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
phew
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I want to go with yall
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Huh?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Lawton is even worse
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yeah it is
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
what is lawton?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
the worst city in Oklahoma
for realz
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
there is a worst?
I assumed it was the same everywhere
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
no no no
it is the worst. Of all the towns bigger than about 20K, it is the WORST.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
have you been to the valley?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
in Oklahoma?
no. I’ve never heard of such a place
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Texas
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ah
I have not. that’s south texas, right?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
where is that?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
yeah
I don’t even know where that is
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Reason I'm alive
Dad’s motorcycle broke down so he got a job managing a restaurant at Texoma in Denison and met my mum. His dad lived in Colbert at the time, just north of the border on 75
A burden should never be something out of your control.
mum
are you a TA?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
earlier subthread where the students were not a fan of TA's not speaking murrican
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
we say "mum"
the canadian influence
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
YOU WERE CONCEIVED IN OKLAHOMA?!?!?!?!?!?!!??
folks, I was BORN on Texan soil.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I think what he said was self explanatory
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
then it's settled
Benji will come to OKC and Shultzy will drive down from Stillwater. We will eat tasty food and Shultzy will watch us drink tasty cocktails.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i will let you know the next time we're down there
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Loblaw'll let you know next time he drives his Oklahoma car down the Oklahoma highway with his Oklahoma driver's license and into the great state of Texas.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
my car was bought in Ohio
the tahoe was bought in Oklahoma. Sigh.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i was operating under this assumption
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I read this as "surge" and thought of the drink.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
See, I read it as splooge at first.
and really thought it was going to be a weird subthread.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm actually surprisingly good with my diet.
Sure, there are times I get cravings that like a cereal bar won’t handle, but my stomach feeling OK is such a better feeling than what was going on before that it’s worth it… and there are still a couple of times a week where I indulge in shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's part of the thing
I haven’t measured myself, because weight loss wasn’t the point.
Not saying I don’t need to, but I know that if I do what I should, it will happen.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I wouldn't be checking unless I was contractually obligated
I look and feel a lot better… it’s just tough sometimes. I’m really close to my goal though.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I've started to shed some weight just by not eating complete shit for a change.
Down to 184 from 189 about 10 days ago.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
results are 75% food, 25% exercise
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Nah, but I'm a bad judge on that.
Then again, people think I’m like 160 when they see me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think you're 1helluvaguy
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This Kong's one hell of a guy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I never got pegged for just how much I weighed at my most (and probably still kind of weigh)
just because my shoulders are wide enough that I don’t look OH MY GOD FAT I’m more like OH A BIG DUDE WITH A SPARE TIRE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
this is my build
wide ass shoulders.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Seriously.
I don’t regularly check the email in my profile, so let me know here if you’ve sent something my way.
I'll have half a lobster and half a filet
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i think the Hardline was talking about them a few weeks ago
looks awesome
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm going to write about how fucking stupid HS recruits are sometimes.
Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer
RT @ScottEnyeart: TE Nate Iese is commitment No. 28 for UCLA. Bruins have 68 scholarship players on roster, meaning only room to sign 17.
WHO IS ADVISING THESE KIDS?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I like Neil Everett
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 1:02 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
he's been working out
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Dude that fucking mobile app is confusing.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
your sig is greatness
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I wish I could take credit for it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
what does it say?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
oh
I like mine. micah’s is the worst
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i like yours too
what’s hers?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
a horrible, horrible statement
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Careful
She’ll read this is as “Micah is the worst” then start a twitter rant against you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
heh
y’all really don’t like each other
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It all started because I went off on her
for basically making some moronic claim that any woman who might view a crappy restaurant or a lack of effort on the part of a guy on a date as a money-grubbing cock-sucking slut. That’s basically what it boiled down to. I said I wanted to take a date a nice place so she’d appreciate it and she basically stated that a woman should appreciate ANYWHERE he’ll take you and not be so picky on the place, whereas I took the mentality that a woman should expect a man to make a damn effort to indicate he has legitimate interest.
From that point on I have become some sort of pariah or menace who speaks nothing but misogynistic propaganda.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
their is only one person that I have ever had a problem with on LSB
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I SAID I'M SORRY, DUDE
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I could never dislike you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Who?!?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
BG
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ah
I’m not sure I’ve ever had a real problem with anybody… TDT yelled at me once or twice but I think that is it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
he is the only one
there is a couple of others I just ignore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh Firebat called me out for being stupid but I think I deserved that one
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ab03 yelled at me once
and claims it never happened. But I remember. Oh do I remember
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
That's his version of good morning.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 1:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh, people have called me all kinds of things
he is the only one I ever got into a real argument with
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't like studcrackers.
He made an off hand comment about his drunk driving as living on the edge and I haven’t forgotten.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 1:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
it was a joke, probably
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I remember the tone.
And other people called him on it.he didn’t respond, so here I am. Gotta dislike someone, right?
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 20, 2012 1:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
His whole feed is full of his dumb shit opinions
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 20, 2012 1:55 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't like him either.
He cheers for IU and hates on Purdue.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
sometimes I dislike TLTQ
though sometimes he makes me laugh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I agree
He defends Dez to the death… but then I hear people bashing on Dez and want to agree with him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
me too
and I ran her off
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Jerk
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Eh. Several people annoy me at times.
Some quite frequently. But I don’t call people out on it so I don’t think I’ve ever gotten into a real argument on LSB.
I enjoy arguing (clearly)
but hers irked me because she likes to play this super-annoying victim of evil men in the world card. It’s almost the same reason aqua is perturbed with LSJ. If you don’t like your condition, change it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I must have missed the genesis of that.
I don’t recall the conversation you’re referencing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yours.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm trying to find it
It might be pre-comment sweep
A burden should never be something out of your control.
oh no
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Here ya go
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/9/2478421/alcs-1-0-rangers#
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wait how do I copy from a particular comment?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Click on the date/time stamp
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Click the date and it will replace the URL in your browser.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
click on the part that says the date and time
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i'm slow
it’s the booze
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
No excuses
play like a champion
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ohboy
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Okay here you go
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/9/2478421/alcs-1-0-rangers#79706491
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Snippet
Well, if you prefer a woman who will never be appreciative of what you do
By all means, have her. There are clearly a lot of men like you, which is why I’m single. A fact I’m sure you will rub in my face in the years to come.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The big jump there was from "girl not appreciative in one situation"
To “girl will never be appreciative about anything.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's what I was trying to tell her.
In her mind, if a woman thought nosebleeds was a shitty date, than all of a sudden she would never be satisfied with anything – which I thought was absurd.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
To be fair, you also do not pull punches
You pretty much just haul off and hit the dude (or lady)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This is pretty equal treatment though
not just unique to her
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No I understand that
But she is a sensitive lass
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
naw
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm certainly a tool
and a douche at times. Asshole might be too far – I generally only rail on people when they deserve it. Or if they’re Aqua. I’m like the liberal step-brother Aqua never wanted.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
oh
you are a liberal…
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was joking
I don’t care what you think politically
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The step-brother part would be the weirdest thing.
Since my parents aren’t divorced.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and you are underselling the tool and douche part
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
glad you know I was joking
but, seriously, douche
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah well I date hot women
and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I see words
they are douche over and over again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I enjoy the fact that you thought I didn't like you
I like everybody. it is the weed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Haha
Well I’m apparently revered according to Micah so I should’ve assumed you LOVED ME
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I won't love you until you take me on vacation
and I don’t like snow. don’t think you can recycle that trip on me, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ok
this HAS to be my new sig
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I wish there was an up button
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
“Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Oh Christ
You’re rebuilding your sigmonster again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
well, I don't see how I have any choice now
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
DONE!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
i have to make part of this my sig
I’ll take it out of context, of course
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Ah yes
So in your sig you have the three people on LSB who have gone crazy on me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I didn't realize this
IT’S AN LSB CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
x
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/11/16/2566631/lsb-movie-night-twister#83083354
and about 20k tweets about how I’m an asshole
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No wonder I didn't remember this
I wasn’t here for this thread for whatever reason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you had to work
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
At midnight?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I was making a joke
nevermind
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I was at the hospital that night.
This was the beginning of October.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
AROUND THE CLOCK INVOLVES MIDNIGHT
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
God, I do
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Alright dudes it is time to put on some retro pro wres and sleep.
The maid is supposed to be here in 4 1/2 hours. Ugh. Why is it already so late?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
maid?
well la-tee-dah
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
SHE ONLY COMES ONCE A WEEK LOBLAW
…MUCH LIKE MY WIFE. BECAUSE I DON’T SATISFY HER SEXUALLY.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
wait
once a week and that’s not satisfying sexually? Dude….have some kids and holler back
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
well aint you fancy
my maid is named chromaster
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
She gone
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Jan 20, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
you are just realizing this?
and was
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
No, I've known for a while.
She just came on the random play. I thought it was Dinah Washington for a second.
Que sera, sera.
Dinah Shore
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You finally find that you and I collllllllllide
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oops.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No, really.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ok last thing before I go to bed instead of procrastinating talking to you assholes for another 2 hours...
Pam is, by far, the best character on Archer, right?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
and i would
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You folks talk a lot.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So what should we do in addition to dinner on V-day
A burden should never be something out of your control.
.............
……..
……
…..
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Benji is apparently incapable of deciding relationship things on his own.
Needs to crowdsource.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Which is not a good idea.
Loblaw will tell you to take her to Steak ’n Ale.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
STEAK AND ALE DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE
I loved the shit outta that place
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I went to one once, I think.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
my greatest regret in life
is that I never tried the “ale.”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
One of my favorite moments from my previous workplace:
“PATRICK! YOU CAN’T TAKE A GIRL TO CHEDDAR’S!!!”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you should go by Pat
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
It was not me
I am not Patrick
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
this was funny
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
take her to Golden Corral
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
sorry
that was meant for me so I’d remember.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
yeah
but since the kiddos, nice things are few and far between. We went to Boulevard Steakhouse in Edmond about a year ago. It was AWESOME. 2nd place steak (1st is Bob’s) and I will go back…when they offer the groupon again.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BRO
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I THINK YOU MEAN SO DELICIOUS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
i thought in the commercial they were dipping a fried shrimp in the chocolate fountain
and I tweeted a pic. Also, I was really drunk and spelled it “Golden Coral”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
she should ensure that it is V-Day
hint: the “V” doesn’t stand for “valentine.”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
it stands for "vagina"
she should allow you to get all up in there.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I like that you clarified.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
After less than a minute.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
the suspense was killing me
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
VELOCIRAPTOR?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
go to the park
and ride the horse & carriage
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
It would have to be the park in Atlantis.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
eh?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
it would cost more money to go to atlantis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
uh
Benji.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Considering the place is mythical.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
this actually sounds like a solid idea
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
acid scares me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Had a friend do some one time
He didn’t act very trippy.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I know I would have a bad trip
and it would involve snakes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure I've rec'd at least 20 of your posts tonight
i love you dude
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You are a mad reccing machine.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
love you too
winkyfaceemoticon
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
CHROM IS MY NEW LSB BFF
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Who was the old one?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
SSF
she broke my heart
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
woooooo
I am on the list!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yep
*wink
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
look who is blushing
this guy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
(plays Aqueous Transmissions on the iPod, lights candles)
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
well you certainly know the way to this mans heart
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
true story
I had a rookie ride with me for one day (his training officer had the day scheduled off) and when we were driving around neighborhoods with out lights off looking for burglars and that song was on, he was like “dude..this is making me go to sleep” and I said “FUCK YOU, STUPID DUMB NEW GUY”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
that whole album is incredible
I would kill to have his voice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
well, yeah
AS FAR AS YOU KNOW
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hmmmmmm.
There is that resort in the Bahamas.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is a bad idea
But your head is in the right place
A burden should never be something out of your control.
go to a hockey game
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
dude
if you look hard enough, there’s ALWAYS a hockey game somewhere.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
"honey, for our first Valentines Day together, I'm taking you to a hockey game
my friend Loblaw plays for the Canadian Air Force team in Oklahoma City. they’re playing the cooks from Hooters."
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Those cooks can ball.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
they suck at offense
because they have no centers….ONLY WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY-O!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
another whisky or 2 tylenol PMs
LSB decides.
*I’m pretty sure I know what they’ll say
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
TYLENOL
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
GODDAMMIT IT
quit fucking up the narrative!
“Honey, my internet friends told me to get super drunk”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I am already drunk and making bad decisions
do not listen to me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Both isn't an option, right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
not if I don't want to pull an Austin Box
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
ok
that was quite distasteful. Seriously. not cool.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You are going to get straight murdered tomorrow night.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeah
that shoulda been caught by the filter
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I only see whiskey as an option
than just blankness
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
CHROM HAS SPOKEN
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
SKINFLUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I watched the 30 for 30 about Todd Marinovich and I thought about you
nothing gay though
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
well if it is not gay then it must not be good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
it ws more like "hahaha....TrojanTubeSteak probably loves that guy....sure, I'll have another drizzzzink"
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
you are so trill
the more z’s the triller
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
exzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzactly
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm curious about the amount of derivations you all have created out of my username
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions
well
TrojanSkinFlute
and
TrojanTubeSteak
are the only ones that come to mind.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
DFWTrojanTubgirl
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Winner. Always and forever.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
do you have a Texas drivers license?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh my god
if he does…………
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
son of a bitch
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
so
two
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
looks like 2 total.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
did she get fat?
I used to wanna destroy dat ass
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I might still do it.
She was a big part of my life once upon a time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
back in the day, apparently
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
all day long
or until I got tired. which is after about an hour or so. so, all hour long
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shit, when was this?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
NICE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Told you!
I might do her even (with some alcohol)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The men of our generation would uniformly give mad props.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I hear she doesn't like vail
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
whoa
dealbreaker
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
You think VAIL is the only trick I have up my sleeve?
Nucka please
A burden should never be something out of your control.
she only likes ASSSSS-PEN
where the beer flows like wine
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
well then
Chapter 2 of “Benji’s Playbook” has been revealed
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Does not beat around the bush.
Doesn’t even get anywhere near it, actually.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
how was your meal at the most exclusive restaurant in town?
i am going to stick my wiener in your butt now. HA!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
She was not appreciative of that meal at all
Didn’t even let me get my pants off.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
crumple up a few hundreds and throw it at her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
One exists.
It’s called the Model Penal Code.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
art model went to prison?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
For stealing the Browns and running to B'more.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I hear it is tight in that region
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
if it was in the past week, I gotta go, fellas
gas up the jetta and go pick up my NVGs
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
is it safe?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh man
I’d destroy that. right in the wheelhouse. I like my womens a little thicker.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I'm serious when I say
I’d drill a hole thru her that would make a roughneck nod in approval.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
No joke.
Feel bad for her.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
did she die in some kind of explosion or something?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Dude
I think Danielle has lost weight recently.
Enough to put her back in respectably bangable territory
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Crazy.
I’ll still take the chick from Step by Step over here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
which one?
there were 4
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The one that is super hot now.
Was on the aborted TV show with Craig Kilborn.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
who would honestly give Craig Kilborn a show?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The people that started The Daily Show?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hot chick discussions that somehow turned into an LSBparenting session
Sounds about par for a Thursday night.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
GET A JOB
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 20, 2012 2:28 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
OR SMOKE POT
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Didn't we determine that I'd make a shitty pothead?
All paranoid and shit.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
don't knock it till you try it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just realized Chrom has been doing this via mobile all night.
He might be one of my favorite posters after this thread.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
DP does, too.
That’s damned impressive.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
agreed
although dolphinpuncher ALWAYS does it mobile style
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i used to be single and 24 and drunk" -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
DP is gonna be super pissed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hmm. It's late.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm trying to think of other chicks that dudes in my generation would screw just to say they did it.
Has to be somewhat unique to that generation like Topanga.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
cameron dia-----
nevermind
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Everyone would do her.
Everyone.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeah
she’s at the top of the list.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Christine Taylor?
probably not as unique
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
who is that?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
a woman
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
fine
I’ll go to google. geez.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Ben Stillers wife
she was on hey dude. very attractive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
OHMYGOD
this woman? i’d fuck her face off
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
pay attention to the location
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Wait.
Did you just google “Christine Taylor” and then choose a random woman that popped up?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it was literally the 2nd entry that came up
really reaklly weird.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
stop linking things. just post a picture
I can’t click on them unless I go to the mobile website and I am lazy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
sorry
it’s some rando doctor in Durant, OK
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
find the real one
she is hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
THAT'S MARCIA BRADY.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Your generation is cliche, balding, and stupid
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 2:51 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
AND HAS A MILLION KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Colonial with the zingers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am drinking water straight out of the pitcher
SERIOUSLY IT IS FOUR AM WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU NERDS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
water is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
IN A BONG, YOU HIPPIE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
NOT WITHOUT ICE
I am not an animal
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN INDIANA
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING TOMORROW
SCHOOL AND SHIT
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I hear smoking weed is an option
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
HOW WOULD THAT HELP ME FUNCTION TOMORROW
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I don't know but it would make you feel better now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have only smoked out once
I felt weird. And then I drank almost an entire 2-liter of coke and stayed up until 5 AM.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I drank almost an entire 12 pack of Dr. Pepper and could not stop laughing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, I laughed a lot.
And I tried to tell a joke, but failed miserably.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
the only time i got high
was really weird. everything was awesome.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
great
now i have to edit my sig
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
can't be worse than micah's
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i love how my sterotpe of you is this weed-smoking robot
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I am a robot?
I know how y’all feel about mike e. the rest is true
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
must. have. weed.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
HA SHUT UP
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
man
i have to go to sleep
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
ME TOO
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think that's more my generation
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I like it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
she looks pretty normal
how about dem cans?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Wait.
Where have I seen her recently?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Larisa Oleynik?
She’s been in something recently?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
who is that?
Family Matters?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Urkel's girlfriend for a while on Family Matters
A burden should never be something out of your control.
cause of death: Urkel Poisoning
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
she was hot
fuck whatever killed her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I feel like this is a weird photoshop with the head on someone else's body.
But Myra always did have a great rack.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
who dat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
she ws on some show
as a paralegal on ABC int the earlly 2000s
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
The Practice
Also on Full House
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
the practice
that was it. the show that preceeded the 10pm news back in the day
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
The Practice.
Full House as a kid.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
who is this?
I recognize the first one. from boy meets world?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shit no.
But this chick might be hotter than Frieda Pinto Bean.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She was on Boy Meets World
Full House, and Alex Mack
She was all over my world
A burden should never be something out of your control.
not in your pants
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
how many times does Adam check out the OT threads and roll his eyes?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
oh about 35000
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 2:59 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
He doesn't even check them
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I don't think he reads them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not true
He checked out my story (apparently I am super interesting)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
after it was in a thread he was in
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He did read it though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I bet if you are a hot chick in a Ben Stiller movie
You have to sleep with Stiller.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am going to bed
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
yo tambien
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Ok, this is kinda funny.
David Price @DAVIDprice14
He likes sushi….thats just an assumption RT @mitchsmith67: @DAVIDprice14 what’s your feeling on darvish?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
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