1/20/12 OT 2
by jam0152 on Jan 20, 2012 1:36 PM CST
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Bringing in the weekend.
In your opinion, what was the last truly GREAT movie to come out? Not good, not your favorite. Great movie?
Polynesian or Malaysian?
What is your favorite Stephen King book?
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail: Great movie? Or Greatest movie? Who will be the first to give the BTO that MPHG 'sucks' or 'is not funny'?
You found a twenty dollar bill on the ground: what is the very first thought that came into your head?
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Last truly great movie, hmmm
Great topic.
I’m gonna say Inception.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Inception was my first answer as well.
I’m kind of looking around to see if anything beats it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm not married to it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Or did I incept you first and make you think I fucked up your Incepting joke?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I didn't love Inception
but my answer would probably be A Separation or Black Swan
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Black Swan was amazing.
I’m going with this.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Didn't see it.
Also didn’t recognize that it was so blasphemous.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 20, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Black Swan was pretty fantastic, you're right
I’ve heard great stuff about A Separation. Probably catch it on post-Oscars re-release.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
There were several movies from last year
that I prefer over Inception.
I still think it’s Nolan’s best.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
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Black Swan, TS3, 127 Hours, King’s Speech, True Grit, Scott Pilgrim, The Town, Winter’s Bone were all higher on my end of the year list last year.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Haven't seen 127 Hours
Liked the rest (although, Scott Pilgrim above Inception? ehh, personal tastes I guess).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Great, Good, Really Good, Haven't seen it, Really Good, Good, Good, Haven't seen it
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
black swan, meh
TS3, what is this?
127 hours, meh
king’s speech, awesome
true grit, so boring i fell aslepp
scott pilgrim, big pile of shit
the town, awesome
winter’s bone, yuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Toy Story 3
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
okay
toy story 3, decent
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
Scary and sad, but good.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you had me at scary
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
no social network?
id say that was a great movie. definitely put it over the town true grit and 127 hours (havent seen like 4 of these movies)
by studcrackers on Jan 20, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't put it over the town at all.
I liked social network but I didn’t think it was over the top great like everybody else.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
well i dont think
the town was nearly as good as its rotten tomatoes score would indicate either
by studcrackers on Jan 20, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
i did not like Black Swan even a little bit.
i know, i know, art sucks and bto, and stuff
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Most TDT response of all time.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I know this wasn't the question
But the last film that I would consider putting in my top 20 favorite films of all time is Michael Clayton. I love that fucking movie.
To answer the question: probably Inception…or Drive. Drive was my favorite film of the last year. Truly great? Maybe. I need another viewing.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Drive should be on this list.
“Truly Great” who knows, but it deserves to be on the list.
by Witch-king of Angmar on Jan 20, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Good call
That ending scene with him in the cab, and the camera just holding on Clooney’s face in silence as the credits roll. Powerful stuff.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
He talks about that briefly in the Esquire interview from last month
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I think Clooney, for all his handsome leading man looks
is a fucking fantastic actor and a really talented director.
Ever since I saw Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, I’ve been there opening night for any of his directing projects. He never disappoints.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Good Night and Good Luck was the one that made me really sit up and take notice
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I said it a few days ago...
I didn’t like Ides of March much at all… not on Clooney as a director, but the story was so tepid and there were basically no stakes
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I wasn't a big fan
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Holy Grail: hilarious, awesome,
and not as funny as The Life of Brian.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I don't think I've seen it enough to appreciate it.
But I know it’s awesome.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
John Cleese forcing Graham Chapman to re-conjugate his Latin verbs at swordpoint
had me rolling.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
yes, i prefer it
over the holy grail too
by studcrackers on Jan 20, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
x
In your opinion, what was the last truly GREAT movie to come out? Not good, not your favorite. Great movie?
Not answering this.
Polynesian or Malaysian?
Nobody does Christmas like the Polynesians. This is a joke probably no one will get.
What is your favorite Stephen King book?
Haven’t read any.
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail: Great movie? Or Greatest movie? Who will be the first to give the BTO that MPHG ‘sucks’ or ‘is not funny’?
Meh. It’s funny, but not the greatest. There’s my BTO.
You found a twenty dollar bill on the ground: what is the very first thought that came into your head?
First, I look around to see if someone nearby might have dropped it. Second, I’m taking myself to a nice dinner.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"First, I look around to see if someone nearby might have dropped it."
OK, but are you looking because you genuinely want to find the owner or are you looking to see if the coast is clear?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A little of both.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 20, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
plenty
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yes... the use of "nice" here is what I'm debating
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I assumed that BHill was a fan of dadboner.
I should have been more specfic.
That guy is far from funnny.
by Witch-king of Angmar on Jan 20, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
loblaw has taken you off the list
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You can eat good in the neighborhood, sir.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
2 for $20!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Gross
Don’t even suggest that Applebee’s is nice.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah but he said eating good in the neighborhood which is
Applebee’s right? Chili’s I’ll rock a 2 for $20. I like Chili’s, but I don’t consider it a nice dinner
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Flavor
country
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
(I do not approve of Applebee's)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
She is in Iowa remember
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Oh no
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, really
I can have a dinner, but not a “nice” dinner
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm either psychic or you're predictable.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
there is no shame in what you think was the last great movie
Unless it is underworld
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 20, 2012 2:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
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1) The King’s Speech jumps to mind, but Winter’s Bone was pretty excellent as well.
2)Polynesian
3)IT
4)GREATEST MOVIE
5)Money the wife doesn’t know about!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
Damn, still need to see Kings Speech.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
king's speech was good, i liked that one.
i must be too stupid to understand winter’s bone. didnt really know what was going on
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
You know... I'm going to get a bunch of shit for this
but I loved The Social Network. I thought it was incredibly well done.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Dude, Social Network is fucking great
No one should give you noise about that.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
why would you get shit for that? it was a good movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sorkin's hit-or-miss for me
But Social Network was just perfect for his style. And I really loved Reznor’s score.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Eisenberg was perfect Sorkin.
The way Richard Schiff and Rob Lowe were perfect for him.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Exactly what I meant, yep
Certain actors/personality types are great for Sorkin dialogue. Others just come across as…strained. Like you can tell “I’m an actor reciting rapid intellectualisms from a script I memorized” rather than actual human speech.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Its about time to rewatch The West Wing...
by Witch-king of Angmar on Jan 20, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
sports night
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Big fan.
Too bad it ended early. Did you see he got another show, like it, on HBO? The Newsroom
The Newsroom is an upcoming U.S. drama television series created by Aaron Sorkin. The series chronicles the behind-the-scenes events at a fictional cable news channel and features an ensemble cast that includes Jeff Daniels as an anchor, who, together with his staff set out to put on a news show “in the face of corporate and commercial obstacles and their own personal entanglements.”
by Witch-king of Angmar on Jan 20, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
its a great movie
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
the truth comes out!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Why will you get shit for that?!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Because it wasn't considered even the best movie of that year
But it was to me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That was not my perception of how it was treated.
I don’t spend as much time in movie discussion as I used to, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Pretty sure it was one of the five nominees for Best Picture...
lmgtfy
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
From all accounts, it finished second.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
It has to win best picture of its year to be considered a good movie?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No but if we're talking about the most recent "great" movie
I just figured people would feel others superceded this, as this is the most recent great movie to me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Which brings up another topic
Biggest Academy Best Picture mistake, other than Shakespeare in Love over Saving Private Ryan (which is beyond debate, in my book…just inexplicable).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
Forrest Gump over Pulp AND Shawshank
Titanic over LA Confidential
Dances with Wolves over Goodfellas
Crash over Brokeback, Munich, Good Night and Good Luck
I love goodfellas
but dances was pretty good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I love Goodfellas and am one of the biggest Scorcese nuts you'll ever find.
I like Dances more. I don’t say that lightly. These are both two of my favorite couple handfuls of movies ever.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I've never really been that big on Raging Bull
Another one of those movies I went out and bought based on reputation alone and was….underwhelmed.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's really good, don't get me wrong
but Ordinary People was pretty damn devastating to me. Mary Tyler Moore is absolutely a horrible person in that movie…and Timothy Hutton absolutely earned his Oscar.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't it the original
Robin Williams as Hairy-Bearded Inspirational Counselor dude movie?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Never mind, it was Judd Hirsch
I watched Awakenings recently and was getting confused.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
This is the biggest snub
and I’m not even that huge on Raging Bull it’s just that Ordinary People was pretty… well ordinary. Had to watch it for a Psych in Cinema class and it was pretty much the worst film the class had to offer.
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
Good Night and Good Luck
is a fabulous movie.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Just saw this recently
So, so, so good.
“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ned Beatty gives what I call the Ultimate Liberal Nightmare Speech in that movie
and damn, if it isn’t incredible.
Again, my #2 of all time. Although Rocky would be milling around the edge of the Top 10.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
When movies are considered great, I almost always like them.
There are very few best picture nominees — let alone winners — that I do not at least thoroughly enjoy. Same for movies with large, devoted followings, iconic films, or films which everyone else seems to love.
But I hate Rocky. A lot. Like, I don’t just not enjoy it that much, I don’t just not get why it’s beloved, I legitimately would rather stare at the grass outside than watch it again.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Network still holds up today. It was truly ahead of its time.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
What's incredible to me
in the late ’70s people kind of rolled their eyes and said “yeah, like that would ever happen” (regarding the sensationalist programming on a news network).
These days, Network barely even registers as satire.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
forrest gump over shawshank and pulp fiction
and I am a huge hanks fan
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
See, I've always been torn on this
because I love me some Forrest Gump.
I think that year is the hardest BP to call since 1976 (Network, Rocky, Taxi Driver).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Never seen Saving Private Ryan
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You should
I really dislike the knife scene at the end though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I watched that scene the first time
Haven’t watched it since.
I’ll seriously leave the room if I can.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
good movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You are missing out.
It is one of my top 5 all-time favorites.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Dances with Wolves over Goodfellas.
Forrest Gump over Shawshank and Pulp Fiction.
Titanic over LA Confidential.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
CRASH OVER BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.
Fuck Crash.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
This one pisses me off.
Crash pisses me off.
At least Dances with Wolves is a good movie. Crash isnt
i loved Crash
what is wrong w/ yu people?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I didn't like it
love terrence howard though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I love Goodfellas. I watch it every time it's on TV.
Goodfellas is overrated by us.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Titanic over anything would get my vote
Just because something is “epic” in scope doesn’t make it a good movie.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
See:
Avatar
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'd prefer not to, actually
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
avatar
did use 3d quite well compared to 99.99% of other films with 3D
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Visually stunning. Absolutely a triumph of computer imagery.
That got me through the first 1/8 of the movie.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't want my movies to look like a damn screensaver
and I’m sorry, absolutely NONE of the stuff on the screen looks real to me. Much like the Star Wars prequels.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
The visuals were really awesome
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have the most BTO of BTO's on Pulp Fiction...
Don’t like it at all. Forced myself to watch it to see what all the hubub was. Still didn’t get it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Saving Private Ryan is pretty boss.
Might watch that tonight unless there’s something else on.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This isn't an injustice, because they were both great films,
but No Country For Old Men over There Will be Blood.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
meh i disagree
have you seen the big daniel day lewis pic?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
he is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
there will be blood
bored the shit outta me
by studcrackers on Jan 20, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I can see how people say this
but I absolutely love that movie. Love it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
perhaps i'll give it another
watch some day. i adore no country though, so i was satisfied w/that decision
by studcrackers on Jan 20, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
me too
and I felt sorry for the kid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're meant to.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
don't tell me how to feel
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I started fast forwarding through it, and I never do that.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Gigi over Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
I’d probably say Bridge on a River Kwai over 12 Angry Men AND Witness for the Prosecution
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Haven't seen Witness for the Prosecution (in my queue on instant, so will see soon)
but Bridge is pretty damn great.
Although 12 Angry Men…that one’s a pretty tough call.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
I just looked at all of the winnesr and nominees because I can
1971 had to be one of the toughest calls
The French Connection
A Clockwork Orange
Fiddler on the Roof
The Last Picture Show
Nicholas and Alexandria (Never heard of this)
LPS is one my absolute favorite films.
Last Picture Show and Nicholas and Alexandra are both in my queue
but French Connection vs. A Clockwork Orange is a pretty tough call indeed.
I’d say Clockwork, by a fake eyelash.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't huge on French Connection
and I love LPS and Clockwork.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Not exactly dropping a BTO there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
lease = signed
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
nice!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
$20?
Sweet!
I guess Malaysian?
Holy Grail is pretty damned awesome. Favorite Stephen King book is probably “IT,” though I’m also partial to “Danse Macabre,” his history of horror films/movies/TV. If not for that book, I might never have discovered one of my favorite writers, Harlan Ellison.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
x
1. The Kings Speech (phenomenal)
2. Polynesian
3. The Stand altho I need to read his new one
4. Greatest Movie (I wave my private parts at you)
5. Beer Money !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
There were a lot of excellent movies last year.
I thought KS, SN Inception and BS were all terrific.
by mizzou918 on Jan 20, 2012 1:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hard to argue w/ those....but I'll put KS at the top
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Confession time
I have never read anything by Stephen King.
Seen plenty of the movies, but never read one.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
If you want to
just read The Stand. If you like it so much you want to read more, then move on. If you can’t really get into the Stand, then you probably won’t care much for his other stuff.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
if you like the Stand....go forward w/ Bag of Bones and Under the Dome.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
whoa whoa whoa
If you’re going to read one Stephen King book it should be The Talisman.
The Stand is terrific, but it’s not in the same conversation as Talisman
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
BTO incoming
I liked Black House more than The Talisman.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Black House
is a really good book, I personally don’t like it more, but I wouldn’t consider that a BTO.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
The best books make the worst movies .
Less interesting books and stories turn into pretty great movies (See: Green Mile, and The Shawshank Redemption)
Awful stories turn into a level of awesome only TBS can handle. (See: Maximum Overdrive)
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
I just finished shawshank and now am reading apt pupil
apt pupil sucks, I have not seen the move
I do like “It” and “the stand” but I am trying to read over the more popular books from his catalog, has anyone here read the dark tower series?
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
I have.
It contains the best and the worst of Stephen King.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
worth a try or should I read other stuff?
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
The Gunslinger is so good.
Wizard and Glass may be my favorite. Wastelands was very boring to me. I say read the first two and if you’re still in, go for it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Wizard and Glass is definitely my favorite.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So awesome learning about how Roland became Roland.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Wolves of the Calla wasn't too bad
Wizard and Glass is by far the best. I just wish he hadn’t got lazy and rushed the last couple of books.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
My favorite was The Drawing of the Three.
I didn’t really like Wizard and Glass because it didn’t advance the story much, it was all backstory.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
It was all backstory about Roland
who is awesome.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I will say that my perspective is skewed by the timeline in which I read the books.
I read the Waste Lands in 1993 or 1994, and when it ended in a cliffhanger, I was dying to know what happened next. But I had to wait the next 3 or 4 years before Wizard and Glass was published in 1997 to find out. By the time I got to read Wizard and Glass, my desire to continue the story was at a fever pitch. So when the backstory started, I was eager for it to end so that the story could continue. But that backstory consumed 80% of the book, so I was not very receptive to it. Then when the backstory finally ended, there was that lame Wizard of Oz crap. So all-in-all, I was really not happy with the lack of progression with the story. Even though I admit that the backstory is quite awesome, I will always dislike it because that was not what I wanted to read at that time.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I really enjoyed Drawing of the Three as well
I really liked Wizard and Glass because of the backstory, it really paints the picture of Roland and how he came of age.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
i started the dark tower series and got past the 1st 2 books and then my life got crazy
i need to start over again…..it was solid
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I've read them all.
It’s epic.
jam is right though… it’s him at his best and worst.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
meaning the endings?
I hate most King endings, his books have so much great imagery and such imaginative plots but it seems more often than not the endings suck (like the stand and It)
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
i didnt mind the ending of the stand
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Me either.
The Stand is one of my very favorite books.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
same here....it could have ended soo much worse
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
that's fair
When I think about it how the hell else was it going to end I really can’t think of another possible way
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Some people hated the ending
I liked it
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I need to start 11/22/63
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
same here....did you read Under the Dome?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I have not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
just curious...its solid
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I think this will be my first King book
Not sure though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
so you already bought 11/22/63?
i need to know if its any good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yeah it is on my bookshelf
I just haven’t had time to read it yet
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Eh.
I was really enjoying Under the Dome until the end. That killed it for me.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
heh.....i didn't let it spoil the rest of the book for me
couldn’t believe how it ended tho…..i literally yelled out WTF !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
SPOILER ALERT!!!
What killed me is that most of the book is about the struggle between Big Jim and Barbie. Hundreds of pages that build up towards a climax between the two groups… that never happens because of the explosion. There is no epic showdown and Big Jim dies with a whimper instead of a bang. That pissed me off. Why get people invested in this struggle that turns out to be completely meaningless?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
yea that pissed me off as well
the Aliens just fucking w/ them was weak
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
cujo
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't get what was about about the CJ-Cuban tweet.
Probably because I’m dumb. I thought it was obvious he was joking.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Yu Darvish likes the ganja
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Did he ask you if you were hordin?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would totally smoke out Darvish
We could hot box my truck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Zodiac is Fincher's best film
come at me bro
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Underrated
But Se7en and Fight Club are legendary.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm.
I’d go…
1. Social Network
2. Fight Club
3. Zodiac
4. GWTDT
5. Seven
6. Panic Room
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Alright, I'll play
1. Fight Club
2. Se7en
3. Zodiac
4. Social Network
5. GWTDT
6. (haven’t seen Panic Room)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care for Panic Room either.
by mizzou918 on Jan 20, 2012 2:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Don't get me wrong, Se7en is my favorite. But his committment to telling (from all accounts)
an accurate representation of what actually happened, creating a detective story that focused on actual detective work is something you almost never see. Every performance was top-notch. Some say it was boring, but I say fuck them.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Zodiac
Very underrated film. I’ve read both of Graysmith’s Zodiac books several times, and Fincher did an excellent job translating them to film. And got a hell of a performance out of Robert Downey Jr. as Paul Avery.
Also, if Leigh Arthur Allen wasn’t the Zodiac, it was his fucking twin brother. I’m still astounded the police were never able to match any hard evidence to him.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
holy grail: never seen it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
WUUUUUUT
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
not trolling
ive never seen it.
i want to see spam-a-lot though
same guys, yeah?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
It's truly funny.
Silly, campy, relevant, sweet, clever, witty, absurd. It’s got everything.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I've started it before,
but during every scene I thought, “I’ve heard this before.”
Because people quote it all the time. The vast majority of it is not new to me despite never having seen it.
im gonna go see that really loud and close movie tonight.
anybody else interested in that?
is it supposed to be good?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
It's getting good reviews
but damn, talk about a story that does NOT appeal to me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
I'll just fuckin cry the whole time....fuck that
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
The only movie that has any appeal to me right now is Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy
and it’s kind of gotten meh reviews
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't want to see tom hanks die again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Gonna have watch at home on that one
I will definitely cry.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
is it a tear jerker?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
fuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty sure the dad (Tom Hanks) dies in 9/11 right at the beginning.
That’s what I’m getting from the previews anyway.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
9-11 movie about a father and son. it would probably be the second movie to ever make me tear up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've heard...not so good things
http://www.screened.com/extremely-loud-and-incredibly-close/16-205211/staff-review/
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
just looked it up.
49 on RT
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Curious, what was the first?
I cry at every damn thing.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Grave of the Fireflies was the biggest for me.
Japanese animated film about a younger brother/sister during WW2. Absolutely harrowing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sounds interesting.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Here's the Roger Ebert "Great Movies" article on it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ugh
No joke. Absolute beating of a movie (good stuff, but gah….depressing as fuck).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
the patriot
When his daughter finally talks to him on the beach
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh, Jesus, Chromaster.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You knew it was going to happen!
Her not talking in the first scene guaranteed the ending would be that!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well it worked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hahaha
Wow
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
your face needs to be shut
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Of all the movies The Patriot makes me you cry?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I can't explain it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's ok
the movie radio almost made me cry (almost, ive never cried watching a movie)
50/50 was pretty close too
by studcrackers on Jan 20, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Radio gets me every time.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Don't think that means anything.
I cried at Cool Runnings.
“Are we dead, mon? No mon!”
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I liked it better when it was called whats eating Gilbert Grape
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Underrated movie.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
The ending of Field of Dreams gets me every single time.
Costner’s character asks, “Dad, you wanna have a catch?” and I just start blubbering.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." -- Rogers Hornsby
by CrustytheCowboy on Jan 20, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
yuck.
okay i think i know which one this is now
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
9/11 really fucks with me
Then add a son losing his father and it’s guaranteed.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i can watch everything on 9 fucking 11
it is so fascinating
cant wait to tell my kids about it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
That's a little morbid.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I have owned inception since it came out
Never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 1:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I used to buy movies non-stop.
Way more selective about movies these days but I do have a bookshelf full of dvds and blurays that I’ve collected over the years.
entertainmart is my favorite place in the world
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i bought chappelles show season 1 there
from this little high school orange headed shit who had a snotty attitude, didnt open the dvd case for chappelles show for like 5 months only to realize the fuckin dvd’s werent in there
terrible feeling
by studcrackers on Jan 20, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Watched Margin Call last night
very good.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
awesome movie!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
also,
sorry about earlier. i almost hit my boss in the face earlier and i was steaming. i’m still upset and wondering if i am going to get walked out this afternoon. i’m really nervous.
moe: my bad. i shouldnt say mean things about other people.
everyone has different tastes (me included) and they shouldnt be persecuted for that. my bad, folks
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
You had me at also.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
sorry, benji
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
No apologies needed.
I hope all things work out at work for you, sir.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
here's to hoping
i have an impromptu meeting at 3 with boss man junior
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
sorry to hear, buddy
I am sure you will be fine
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
thank you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
what's that?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Bunch of guys and moe are meeting at Deep Ellum Brewing for their tour
$10 for 3 beers and you don’t even have to do the tour.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
yuuuuup
do this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
what is it?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
fuck you TDT....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
obviously im kidding and i have your baseball glove so you have to be nice to me.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
haha. i need that!
bring it to open weekend
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
which one
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
i love how you always ask this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
I'm so happy
my sister was already married to a possibly unstable soldier before I really got to know you fuckers.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
its weird.. the other one is the one that gets hit on constantly.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
lol
yet LSB loves the younger one.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
she does more often now.. my other sister is the mercedez driving
your type of snooty bitch though.
my younger sister is more like me.. doesnt give a shit about anything, makes decent money, drinks way more than any human should be allowed
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe it's cause the other one is too busy ridin' herbie's bone coaster.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
this should be someones troll usernam
“herbie’s bone coaster”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
It'll be IANF's
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
i literally lol'd
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
why are you creepin my facebook?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
because that shit shows up in my newsfeed.. ive never once gone to your profile page
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
that sounded hostile.. its not.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
He is lying
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It makes me uncomfortable that RF is looking at my profile
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
grow a pair
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
you are his new Mike E
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and if it is
that is kind of messed up that you posted his picture. though he is a bit of a dick
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's a troll
Public domain. I’m not his friend. Don’t care.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
this is Mike E
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
No girl pictures, but a dude picture?
by Witch-king of Angmar on Jan 20, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
yeah dont post pictures of them in here
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
Ha ha ha
As long as your cellphone number isn’t on there, you’re probably safe.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
river fenix at 2 a.m. last night
“hey dude… do you know how to wobble?”
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
you staying here this weekend?
better come out w/ us
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
that beer tour is at what time tomorrow?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
noon-ish?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
working 9-1 for that OT pay tomorrow...
sucks.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
You'll be right around the corner.
It’s right at Good Latimer and Canton
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i still live in addison until march 15.. then i literally
would be right around the corner
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
i do.. work from my laptop on saturdays.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
well then, hanging out tonight/tomorrow night?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
yeah im down.. im not poor anymore.. i owe you dinner
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
haha
how many beers do you think were ordered the other night?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
8? in about 10 minutes?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
i think we got charged for like 6
way more than 6 were ordered.
’
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
he is on urban dictionary... SFW
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
oops
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stuart%20freeman
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
its a great drink... it really is
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to have to try it
Can we all start asking for it at bars?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
they have to have orange soda...
i drink it wherever bars have orange soda…
better than vodka/cranberry or vodka/tonics
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
ask Mr. Wit T. Less about “Stuart Freeman in his mouth”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
what about 7up?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
FRESCA
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
midori melon?
so gay dude…
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
What does that even mean?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 20, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
no cellphone
=no voicemails
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
i love you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
x
1. Zombieland (my definition of “great” probably doesn’t match everyone else’s)
2. No idea.
3. I think I’ve only read 1, and it was a bunch of short stories
4. Holy Grail – Great movie
5. Lap dance!
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Night Shift?
Greatness
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
or Skeleton Crew
don’t remember, it’s been 20 something years.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 20, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Alright, favorite Monty Python sketch (from the TV series)
For me, it’s a tie between Dead Parrot Sketch and The Ministry of Silly Walks.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I love the sex education skit
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm also quite partial to the All England Summarize Proust Competition
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Spam spam spam spam bacon and spam is quality.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You don't like spam?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
no
Food or the skit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's not the best for sure.
That’s the Dead Parrot sketch.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Btw, the whole series is available on Netflix instant streaming
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Damn, there are so many great ones
Ministry of Silly Walks is my favorite. Who can forget the Spanish Inquisition?
by Perfect Zero on Jan 20, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
"Alright. Give her....the comfy chair!"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
x
Tiger Woods @TigerWoods
I know he can shoot in the 60s, a matter of shooting them when it counts RT @jmoore15203 does Romo have a shot at qualifying for the Open
If Tony Romo has the lead going in to Sunday at the US Open, would that be a top 10 sports story of all time? Does it become top 5 if he wins? Top 3?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Can you imagine the stories
“Only chokes when it counts” “I guess his receivers need cup sized hands”
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Could you really hold it against him if he blew a two shot lead on the final three holes?
I mean, it’s not his main sport, after all.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
So, am I weird that I don't mind if hot women dress up their dogs?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
eh, just add it to the list of Hot Woman Exemptions
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Weird, no.
But no dog should ever be subjected to that torture.
by Witch-king of Angmar on Jan 20, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Dude
My first wife’s Pomeranian would stand on its hind paws and beg for her stupid sweaters. She fuckin’ loved that shit.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
And this is why
Cats are so much better than dogs. Cats will tear your ass up if you try to put clothes on them.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Cats are awesome.
Cats are the original honey badger.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
agreed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Now goddamit, that's strike two!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what was the first?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Alright, I'll give you a half-strike for your Patriot sentimentality.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
and seriously
cats suck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The "hot woman" qualifier makes it ok
Otherwise, no, dogs are dogs. They shouldn’t be subjected to that shit
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Hey, Witch-King
Didn’t Eowyn kill you?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Lamest part of the whole book and movie.
I AM NO MAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Return of the King
Third best of those movies.
My BTO of the day.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
tallest midget
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chrom bringing the HEAT!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
(2 1/2 strikes now)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
gettin close
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
they are unbelievably boring
it took me three or four times to make it through the first one. I have seen half of the second one. boring
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If he doesn't appreciate The Two Towers
he won’t appreciate Return of the King.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
I really did try
I think it was the extended version
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The siege of Helm's Deep at the end of Part II
is up there with Greatest Movie Scenes of All Time.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
I don't remember Phoebe Cates in a bikini at Helm's Deep.
I’ll have to watch it again.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
The third one is, in my opinion, easier to watch for non-Fans
but that is just me.
by Witch-king of Angmar on Jan 20, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
whole bunch of action
right? is that the one where the elf dude surfs down the stairs or something?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
because some people trolled and other people allowed themselves to be trolled.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I swear to God I will delete this thread...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Bet you won't
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I play poker.
Don’t mess with me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
beans are horrible
and you are all horrible for eating them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
beans in chili = bad
beans in general = good.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
agree on the first
you are a horrible person for the second
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
NO YOU ARE THE PERSON WHO IS HORRIBLE
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
Delicious
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 20, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
I think you can delete your own fanpost
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i is a dick
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Is a sandbox hard to build?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 2:24 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Buy a cheap kiddie pool
fill with sand
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Do I need to put plastic lining in the bottom?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 2:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just get the plastic turtle with the lid THAT NEVER STAYS ON AND GET RAIN ALL UP IN YOUR SAND.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Sure
It’s just sand though. You’re gonna lose more of it by them throwing the sand out of the box than will slip though the cracks
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I think he's talking about plants coming up through the bottom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Correct
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just use a weed barrier instead of plastic.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You don't want to do that.
It will collect water.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ahhh, good point.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Drill holes in the bottom of a kiddie pool.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Too Aubrey.
Trying to keep it classy, Jess.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 2:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You will fail and it will look Krugerville.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If you were going to get really serious about it
You would taper the bottom, line it to a crease with plastic, and let the water run out that way. But then you’re talking about 3 feet or so of sand, which can get really expensive.
How big are we talking here?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That sounds painful...
I’ll just pull the grass or soak the sand in gasoline.
Not sure how big…didn’t realize sand was expensive.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 2:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nevermind what I said.
You can get 50 lbs of play sand at Lowes for $4.00 with tax. You might need 5 bags for what I’m talking about.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Into episode 4 of AD...
Holy shit is it funny.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 2:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I hate this fucking App
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 2:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Very much so.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Tis' a good.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Every time I click over to another tab to do actual work
it feels like my mom is making me eat my canned spinach before I can leave the table.
I will fucking sit here until bed time. I will fucking miss The Simpsons. I don’t care, I’m not eating this crap.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what was worse
spinach or peas?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Canned peas actually have a place in green pea salad.
Canned spinach is Satan’s work.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
peas have no place in anything
except the trash
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
1. Ernest Goes To Camp
2. Tongan – those mf’s scare the shit out of me.
3.The Running Man – part of the Bachman Short Story Series
4. MP can do no wrong. Great movie.
5. First rounds’ on me.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 20, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions
what time are we goign to deep ellum brewery tomorrow?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What's this? WHAT'S THIS?!
WHAT
IS
THIS?!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Probably a Top Ten movie for me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You should.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's not very good...
But most Tim Burton movies aren’t.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Until this point, BTOs were a humorous new meme.
This, sir, is a personal affront and I call for pistols at dawn.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
how many strikes does he have?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He gets two for one here.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'll stand as his second on this one
Not a Burton fan at all (although Nightmare is one of his better efforts).
Only Burton movie I’ve ever enjoyed was Ed Wood.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe Beetlejuice
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
THESE ARE ALL FANTASTIC FUCKING MOVIES
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
(clears throat)
Batman- Cheesy, campy, annoying (Nicholson and Pfeiffer are the only redeeming qualities).
Nightmare Before Christmas- Okay, lots of creativity on display but hard to sit through all the way.
Big Fish- Can’t remember a damn thing about it.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory- Creepy, annoying, total shit.
Edward Scissorhands- Like stepping into the dreams of a Hot Topic cashier.
Sweeney Todd- Sorry, Depp and Bonham Carter can’t sing. Bleh, dreary and dull.
Beetlejuice- Fun, but silly.
Ed Wood- Good stuff.
Refuse to watch Alice in Wonderland or Corpse Bride.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
this is about as bad as your BJ opinions
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I hated Charlie and the chocolate factory
ruined the greatest musical ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Corpse Bride is actually pretty good.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory didn’t need to be redone, but I didn’t hate what he did with it.
Haven’t seen Alice, but the rest are good and great.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Alice is really, really bad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'd say this is pretty spot on...
I’m agreeing with a blow job hater.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Speaking of...
If not for her husband Helena Bonham Carter wouldn’t work.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't think that is true
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She's fine
I just get tired of the whole pale makeup, sunken eyes, ratty ass hair with cockney British accent routine.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
she is in the most succesfull film franchise ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
At least 4.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
together or separately?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Technically, Henry Selick directed Nightmare
Burton was just producer.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
T.B.'s baby all the way.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
forgot about that one
love that movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I liked scissorhands, batman, and sweeney todd
I am sure there are others
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sweeney Todd may be my least favorite of his.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I liked it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was not a fan of big fish
and I refuse to see Alice in wonderland
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Big Fish was a little a little much
but the casting was great.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't like them either
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So the ladyfriend is buying her new dog a Burberry-style collar
And I’m stoked, because I love Burberry
A burden should never be something out of your control.
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
an awesome dog
yes.
he knows whats right and wrong.
and believe me, a burberry collar is wrong.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
nope.avi
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
It's a dog, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
but its burberry!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
its about to be a sad dog
also.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
No freaking shit.
A dog. They eat their own feces.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
but at least it will be stylish while it is doing that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
i knew it was only a matter of time.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 20, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
And she just found a Burberry dog carrier!
YAY!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yay!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 2:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would pay to see you walk around with a dog in a burberry collar
A burden should never be something out of your control.
He's one-in-a-million, foks.
And he’s ours.
The Benjihana.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 20, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
I think he does this to me on purpose.
It’s too easy to make jokes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm really stoked about it
I’m a sad, pathetic douche
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You guys should see Hugo, as well. That and Drive were my two favs this year.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Going to see Red Tails tonight.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Hasn't opened here
and it hasn’t leaked.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The Letterman/Griffin picture on Yahoo's front page hase meme potentioal written all over it!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions
Goddamn it
I was thinking Robert Griffin…and then you exposed me to HER.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Kathy?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Has anybody been less talented and actually famous?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
her nude pictures made my penis sad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I didn't
my friend likes to troll me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
worse than him sending me pictures of penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he is good people other than that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My penis is sad knowing she has nudes...
i don’t even need to see them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Why did I just play chicken with my eyeballs!
WHY?!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I am resisting but something tells me I'll look at home
Why the fuck did anyone let me know these exist?
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
because I enjoy the little things in life
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the entire jersey shore cast
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
at least they are hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WUT
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
it is true
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What do you mean WUT?
She’s the only hot one
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Kim is hot too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 2:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She's got dat ass
But Kourtney is the hottest
A burden should never be something out of your control.
May well be true
But you said she was the only hot one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Do I actually need to quote your opinion on the 1-10 scale?
You think people skew the distribution towards the high end.
Ok...so my conclusion that your definition of hot is different from Aqua's and most people in general
from the admission that your 1-10 scale is distributed differently from people in general (and that you two already have a pretty differing opinions about the attractiveness of a given celebrity) is not a good one to make?
No, because I can't be the only one or even one of few
who think that hotness is applied too liberally
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Why does it matter what company you have in your scaling?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What DFWAg said
I was speaking towards his percentage that I’m literally the only person who thinks that way
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Technically you would likely only be a percentage of a person.
At that point something like only 20% of you would have your opinion.
Ok.
Let’s set aside the fact that she’s only famous for being a vapid whore with a giant ass and has probably had more black dudes in her than Rucker Park…
I don’t see how you can say Kim Kardashian isn’t at least a little hot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
really?
dude she’s hot
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Her face is not attractive at all
In face, Kourtney is borderline hot because her face is not quite as bad.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I was thinking Khloe
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder how many of you guys actually even read what Ace and I said?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
doesn't fit the narrative
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I did, and the whole "BJs aren't that great compared to sex" thing doesn't bother me.
What gets me is when you said that you’ve never gotten off to a BJ before.
There are three possibilities here:
1) You have control a porn star would die for.
2) You are lying.
3) You’ve gotten some terrible BJs in the past.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Gotta be #2, I hope.
Because #3 would be awful and #1 ain’t happening.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
#1
But let me tell you, you slip up once and forget to warn her and kiss em goodbye for a while
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Body language is pretty unmistakable at that point.
She’s just not paying attention if she’s that caught off guard.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
In WP's defense I went a coupla years where it just wouldn't end via BJ ever.
And it wasn’t for lack of quality.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
That's not even what I said
I’ve had plenty of girls finish me off with the Beej.
But a BJ alone has never been enough to get me off. The sluttiest girl I ever dated was bound and determined (with a tongue ring) to do it, but didn’t work.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Distinction without a difference.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
My apologies then.
Must’ve been Ace I was confusing with you, or I just misremembered. (Not even a word.)
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Noted.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
A chick with a tongue ring never made a damn difference for me.
Lip ring didn’t matter either. I think that’s all in people’s heads.
Best I ever had was from a girl with a tongue ring.
The tongue ring had nothing to do with it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
The fact that she's a freak has everything to do with it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Most girls with a random z in the middle of their name are.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting thought there.
Maybe it’s people assuming causation because of a correlation because God knows chicks with mouth piercings are whores that have likely had tons of BJ practice.
To clarify
My first BJ was also during my first sex. Many friends I know had girlfriends who would give them head but wouldn’t sleep with them (some weird high school christian logic going on here, I guess). I never had that problem.
I certainly try to keep control during the lovin’. I mean, once you orgasm, it’s game over for at least 15-30 mins. That’s why I say BJ-only is boring.
My entire stance can (and has been) summarized by the statement that “blowjobs are the appetizer, not the main course.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
well she cornered a market
that is in no way in your demographic
by studcrackers on Jan 20, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
great movies come out all the time
Hugo and the Artist are fantastic. I guess the Artist isn’t that accessible though.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 20, 2012 2:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm not inherently against watching a silent movie
But not knowing anything besides the basic plot, it sounds incredibly pretentious, so it will probably win best picture.
The Twitter backlash would be really funny, I think.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
I think the Descendants takes best picture atm.
You should see the Artist though. The French are clever filmmakers and the score is great. Talking would have ruined the film.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 20, 2012 2:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
alright, about to head out
adios LSB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Is Max around?
Rashodrick Linwood just committed to Baylor on twitter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Haven't heard much about him.
He any good? I remember reading from people on KF (yeah, I know) that they were wondering if there was a place for him.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Baylor wants him at safety and wants him bad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He is talented no doubt.
I’m more worried about Daje to UT. They string him along for 6 months and tease him with an offer, and a month before signing day, invite him after everyone else on their board turns them down.
Meanwhile, TCU absolutely NEEDS him at CB, where he has NFL potential. UT wants him as a DJ Monroe style back and to keep him away from a future opponent.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Everything you said here is true.
And it is infuriating.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
A DJ Monroe style back?
So, an explosive, speedy athlete who will never get to touch the ball? Great.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
That's Daje in a nutshell.
He set the all time SPARQ score in the prelim round of The Opening by Nike, last summer.
4.34 laser timed 40 yard dash
42" vertical
He’s a stud.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm familiar. Been to see him play a couple of times.
I love the other kid they have. Soph (?) RB. I’m forgetting his name.
I’m just still bitter about the lack of touches DJ has seen.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Yeah I kind of saw it coming. Good pick up for you guys.
I think we recruited him for slot, so he was going to be a depth guy til at least his JR year.
I’m going to shit a brick if TCU can lure Jordan Moore out of Georgia away from Auburn. Kid is an absolute freak.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Thanks, I have been trying not to think about football recruiting.
It has been disappointing for my school.
best chips and salsa?
i gotta go la hacienda ranch…. i cant find anything that good anywhere.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:07 PM CST reply actions
My father is partial to pappasito's because he likes warm salsa
A burden should never be something out of your control.
my dad hates cold salsa
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You sure seem to be on a LaHa kick lately.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
its one of my favorite restaraunts in the world
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
You should.
I really don’t feel like IANF is overrating them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's high praise.
I’ll have to make a trip up there as soon as my weight loss contract is over.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
steaks are great... mexican food is great.. depends on what you feel like.
http://www.laharanch.com/lahaciendaranch/home_laha.htm
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Take me there
and I’ll take you to have the best fajitas on the planet down here.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Where's the best fajitas in Houston?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
mexico...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
actually i think mexicans just eat carne asada and cut it up
themselves and soak up the shit w the tortilla
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
El Tiempo
Hands down… confirmed by anyone I’ve ever taken there, too.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That'll work..
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
ill take you there.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
u in dallas?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
wait, what?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
I've had my hair cut by the same person for 21 years
A burden should never be something out of your control.
hatchehuh... yeahhhhs
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Probably not
I don’t know what a CH person is
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Joe T's has killer salsa.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ive been to joe t's 100 times... on a scale of 1-10 it gets a 3.5 only
for atmosphere and margaritas… food sucks donkey dick.
best margarita in the world though.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Don't like the food
but I like their salsa
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is that the place in ft worth?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It is seriously overvalued...
I was unimpressed
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Disappointed, even.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it gets expensive.. expect 40 bucks a person if your drinking. at least
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Las lomas de Aztecas salsa
FTW, if you go to the original location by the Mecca you will be the only gringo and can enjoy a meal while contemplating the picture of the last supper between the neon beer signs
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
El Fenix
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Fenix is the truth
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I hated working there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Which one?
I went to the one in Waxahachie over the holidays and they were pimping their brisket menu. So I get brisket enchiladas with adobo sauce. Whatever kind of meat they had in there was NOT brisket.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
cooper and 20
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Herrera's
depending upon the day and how pissed off the cook is.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 20, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Which one?
We used to eat at the one on Hudnall/Denton Dr every week. Loved that place
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yep
That’s the one. Not a big fan of the original, actually. Saw a TON of cops there everytime I went.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 20, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Moe is right, cinemagraphs are art
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
now I want to go to miguelitos
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions
christina hendricks is not hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions
THANK YOU
NOW PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR ALL THE CHUBBY CHASERS HERE, CAUSE THEY’RE COMIN’
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
heh my 1st thought as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
you are welcome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The funny thing is everybody says Khloe is fat...
But they think Hendricks is hot because her tits blind them to her chunkiness and pasty white skin.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't think Khloe is hot because she has man face
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Her face...something seems off about it in some photos.
I would have a hell of a time with those boobs though.
I don't dislike Khloe because she's fat
I dislike her because it’s a distinct possibility her dick is bigger than mine.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
nobody is coming to her defense
we seem to all agree in her non hotness
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
While I would certainly hit it
I wouldn’t go so far as to call her “hot.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
The usual suspects aren't here.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
When you google 'Chubby Chaser'
the first result is a wikipedia article on Fat Fetishism. I like a woman with curves, but I wouldn’t consider it a fetish.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Kim Kardashian has curves...
Hendricks is just fat.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Kim K who I think is very attractive has A curve (and I love it).
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough, but they hardly qualify as divots by comparisons
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
That's like saying Pikes Peak isn't really a mountain because on the ass side of the world
you have K2 and Mt Everest.
I'm not saying the rack is bad. I'm saying the ass is mammoth and wonderous.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
She’s all fake, bro.
I think it's the huge tits
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 20, 2012 3:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
bwahahaha
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
why on earth would you do this?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I didn't know they signed DeVito to the new Batman movie.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hey Ladies!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Godless. Killing. Machines.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And now I'll never sleep again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I fucking hate you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
so I should be glad that I can not see it?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Depends...
I’m deathly afraid of snakes to a degree of Bam Margera.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
oh
nothing will make me run away screaming like a little girl than snakes. I would throw my mother in front of one to get away
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Which is why I'll never understand why people can be afraid of spiders but not snakes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I can handle spiders all day long
a garden snake gets near me? crying as I run away
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just the opposite. I'm not phobic of any snake
I have a natural aversion to them because I know them to be creepy, slithery, and potentially dangerous.
Everything about a spider is terrifying.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Except for the part where I crush them
with a paper towel.
Scorpions on the other hand are from hell itself.
I've been stung enough times to take the fear out of scorpions.
I have a healthy respect and will kill one without hesitation.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
see
bugs just don’t really bother me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Scorpions are evil because they hide in places where you're likely to be naked
so when they attack they have the pick of where to fucking gut you.
I have never been in this situation
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's not fun stepping into the shower.
Turning the water on and then feeling something crawl up the back of your leg only to have it stab you with poison.
Scorpions are fuckin' rad
The only time I’ve been stung by a scorpion was when I saw one crawling on my leg and was like “badass! that’s really cool- OWW FUCK! Well that wasn’t cool!”
My mom and dad used to wake up with scorpions in their bed though. My mom got stung in the forehead once. Yeesh.
/centraltexasproblems
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
The worst thing about spiders IME
is killing one when you don’t realize it is a mother with babies on her back
you stomp and then you have tiny spiders running in every direction from your foot, this is why I always carry a can of raid when I kill a spider
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
I've always been creeped out by
earth worms, crickets and lizards. Snakes and spiders never bothered me though
Mrs. Chromaster is a saint!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 20, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I loled.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This is what I thought of
and why I was confused at that title of the post. Seems pretty badass to me (and I fucking hate snakes, they all should die in a vat of acid).
I was incredible at that.
Useless talent number 473.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
why jam why
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I had a dream i killed a snake last night
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I couldn't kill a snake
what with all the running I would be doing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
in fact, when he woke up he was still strangling it ...
by Schoolly_D on Jan 20, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
...
….
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 20, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
he means he was masturbating
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
with his weiner
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
younger me had a thing for cheri oteri
and I wanted to present her with it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know that
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 20, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
I know
I just wanted to post that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
maybe I should've left in the venom-spitting part
oh Schultzy, how can you set youself up like that?
I didn't even think about that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I had a dream awhile back about a 30 foot rattlesnake.
I think I had the same dream multiple times in the same night, it was scary as hell until I woke up.
LOL
I can’t stop laughing at that dumb motherfucking Alabama fan who is getting a minimum 25 years locked up for teabagging an LSU fan.
This is why you don’t do stupid shit to people you don’t know.
Wasn't that dude dead?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 20, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's about to land
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/AAL60
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Lands in 7 minutes.
Just went over Wichita Falls.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He's probably looking out the window and seeing the beautiful vistas of our great state.
Thinking “I will own this place.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hopefully he wasn't on the left side of the plane
Because then he probably wondered what godforsaken hellhole lay north of the promised land.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
.
ThatSportsGirl Gina Miller
Slew of cameras assembling for Yu presser. 1st time we’ve ever been credentialed for presser #fb yfrog.com/g06j8klj
Looks like he'll be landing from the north
on the western runways, then taxiing back to Terminal D
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Benji has been to DFW before, you guys.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Watch out, we got a badass over here.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
now we have two
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Whenever I land at DFW I make a joke about how we landed in Mansfield and have to taxi back
I got laughter the first time I said it, so I keep doing it.
He'll have a pretty quick taxi... maybe 5 mins
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Keep the updates coming.
This is good information we can’t get anywhere else.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 20, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Can you confirm that he is in an airplane of some kind?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
its making a left turn!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
y'all should just make out and get it over with
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can confirm that he is most likely being met by Rangers officials.
I will let you know as soon as he is in the Flagship Lounge shower.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Do that.
And present him with a Burberry suitcase if you get a chance. I hear tell that Japanese people love that shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
like yu doesn't already have one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I should have stalled at the airport for two hours when I went to pick up my parents...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
little black backpack
up smack turn around he’s on his back
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:46 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I am looking forward to the rookie hazing next year
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Yu probably has his own Hello Kitty backpack
Would not surprise me at all.
Thems Japanese are weird.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
this is true
so get him a Godzilla backpack
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 20, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
FORGET DARVISH, WE GOT OUR REAL IMPACT ACQUISITION TODAY.
ESPNDallas @ESPNDallas
From #Rangers: Texas signs 1B-OF Brad Hawpe to minor league contract. Blog: es.pn/bPD2HW
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
BUT WE'RE FULLY COMMITTED TO MITCH MORELAND?!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Prince Light
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 20, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
The second he steps off that plane, let the Darvish stalking begin...
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I'm saying when eight of us burst through a door in different directions ...
… it can help the real Yu get a headstart
Neftali's FB status:
77 days ’til the White Sox…LISTO PARA EL Texas Rangers?!
Hopefully this was in between treadmill sessions.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A brief glimpse into the strange BJ-less world I live in
Names of people I’ve received e-mails from this week:
Bais Joof
Alex Sambou
Abdourahman Samura
Fernando Malldi Apud Shahwa
Jabbie Zunarain
Babatola Okubadejo
Lamin Marong
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
schultzy thinks all these people need to speak better english
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 3:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No I do not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yes you do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do NOT send them money,
no matter how big they say your penis will be.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Lol
I seriously have to check the junk folder on Outlook every morning because half of these people’s names get flagged as spam.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Aqua?
Remember when we’d talk with Firebat and discuss how much we want Darvish… and Firebat would try and contain the enthusiasm by saying he might not post… or how hard it would be to get him.
And I would sit and think, “Yeah… Darvish is probably a pipe dream… but man it would be awesome.”
Every few minutes it punches me in the face with the realization that we have him. He’s signed with the Texas Rangers for the next 6 fucking years. An amazing gifted pitcher who is has matured as a pitcher and can dominate like a potential Ace.
I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I read this.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I know.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Very.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I hope people cheer when he comes out.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Awww
Frau Wildcat just changed her last name on facebook (to mine, snarkers).
:)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Frau Phoenix
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I do enjoy the "code" names spouses get on here
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 20, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
It would be funny if there was a Fausto Carmona-type situation* with Fielder
Then we could call him “The Player formerly know as Prince.”
*Yes, I realize that’s not possible.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 4:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
On the movie question, I would have to go with The Drak Knight
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 4:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I can't wait for the drak knight rises
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There are a lot of movies I'm really pumped for in 2012
But that one is at the tip of the list
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 4:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
just the tip?
prude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just the tip
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 4:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is it ever good?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 4:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
the drak knight was one of my fav's
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Top 5 favorite movies
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 4:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My Japanese teacher mentioned Yu Darvish today.
I yelled “TEXAS RANGERS!”
No one else knew who he was. Then we talked about him.
I'm guessing you knew more about him than anyone else in your class.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I explained his contract
And how posting worked. Teacher generally knew about him, though.
Even the girl who lives a block away from the Ballpark didn’t know much about him.
Speaking of authors
I saw that Bernard Cornwell snuck the next book in the Saxon Tales out some time over Christmas Break without me noticing.
Gonna devour that sucker this weekend.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I bet it tastes horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Good point
Maybe I should read it first.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Make sure you give it the low hard one, too.
Don’t want it to miss the main course.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Interesting article
George R. R. Martin interviewing Bernard Cornwell:
http://www.omnivoracious.com/2012/01/george-r-r-martin-interviews-bernard-cornwell.html#more
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
GEORGE RR MARTIN NEEDS TO FUCKING WRITE SOME BOOKS !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Just put some tape on them!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
People last night were saying Pam was not the best thing on Archer
THOSE PEOPLE ARE LIARS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
She's my favorite.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
needs more Dr Pepper
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
but only one row
nobody wants coke. because it is horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Coca Cola is awesome.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Coke is wonderful.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you are a bad person
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well hell, I didn't need to sleep tonight.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I guess I should be glad I can't see this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Worse than snakes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So much worse.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yea i love this gif
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
DARVISH!!!!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Exactly what I was thinking.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah... I wanted someone to tell that one chick
“Look… he’s not going to sign your stuff. Shut up.”
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Replace "Shut up" with "unless you show your tits".*
*I say this without knowing what she looks like. If she is an uggo I retract this statement.
She wasn't taking no for answer.
I kept expecting her to smash her face against the window and tap on the glass with her marker.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 20, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
I was just there........
hmph
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
what shirt?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the weed shirt?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
favorite ranger ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lol
That’s bound to ruffle a few Texan feathers, wouldn’t you say?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Its a Japanese maple leaf.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So we have snakes and we have spiders.
All we need now is clowns.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
3...2...1...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
someone just needs to post the Cameron Diaz picture from last night
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
made me scared of sewers
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
but what if my newspaper boat fell in there?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tim Currey
was sooooo good in that role. Other than that, that movie sucked shitballs.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
a huge spider
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not sure I understand the question
Tim Currey as an evil clown, excellent. Tim Currey as a huge spider, not so much.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I was just saying that ending sucked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh shit. You're right.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I choose not to believe this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"Honestly, officer, I thought it was a Japanese maple leaf...."
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
The press conference will be on MLBNetwork, right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
FSN southwest will carry it
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 4:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Adios, brothers and sisters
I’m off for the weekend. Catch you guys on Monday.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 20, 2012 4:46 PM CST via Android app reply actions
later gator
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Note, spiders are my worst fear
and yet, I continue to GIS them.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Flagged
You no subject lining bastard, you.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 20, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK YOU FOR NO SUBJECT LINE
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Oh, thanks for stopping by with this, Max.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I've had a terrible Friday at work.
Join in my misery, you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
max be trollin
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
are those little spiders?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
doesn't bother me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is a big ass spider
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If that was in my house
I’m burning down my house.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I would burn the house down to kill these things.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
seems like an exterminator is a wiser decision
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 5:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have to be sure.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
what if they escape the fire?
now they are pissed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
MotherofGod.jpg.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and then those babies will have babies
brought up to hate you. they will find you. oh, will they find you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 5:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And they'll probably be taught from birth to kill my family.
And they will try to do so. Maybe they will succeed.
If they succeed I will have to hunt them. Hunt them all. Forever.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and it will come to an epic battle
a battle of wits
a battle of strength
can you survive?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 5:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Or will you get caught up in the...
CROSSFIRE!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Arachnaphobia?
It’s not a bad flick.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I have always meant to
just never have
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 5:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WORST MOVIE EVAR!!!
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
My hide button is awesome.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Alright, comrades
I’m off to get my hawkey awn. Peace.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Hawpey?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ooops... new Ranger-related beer name.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nothing finer than the Friday @ 5:10 bowl.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
lucky bastard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Weekend plans?
I’m playing poker tonight. Then it’s to the sister-in-law tomorrow for her birthday cookout. I believe my wife has given me Sunday off, which is nice.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
why do people do the pee dance?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 5:15 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I do the pee dance regardless of whether or not I have to pee.
I’ve never been able to stand still.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh my god.
Finally, the crowd-sourced project has been stitched together and put online for your streaming pleasure. The “Director’s Cut” is a feature-length film that contains hand-picked scenes from the entire StarWarsUncut.com collection.
Many thanks to Aaron Valdez (video editor – http://www.aaronvaldez.com) and Bryan Pugh (sound design/mixing – http://www.pughtube.com) for the countless hours they put into this masterpiece.
The Story:
In 2009, thousands of Internet users were asked to remake “Star Wars: A New Hope” into a fan film, 15 seconds at a time. Contributors were allowed to recreate scenes from Star Wars however they wanted. Within just a few months SWU grew into a wild success. The creativity that poured into the project was unimaginable.
SWU has been featured in documentaries, news features and conferences around the world for its unique appeal. In 2010 we won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Creative Achievement In Interactive Media.
We can’t thank everyone enough for making this such a special project.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
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