OT III
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 5:28 PM CST
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There is no solid proof who "invented" the Margarita.[3] The most accepted of all stories is that the Margarita was invented in October 1941, at Hussong's Cantina[4] in Ensenada, Mexico, by bartender Don Carlos Orozco.[5] One slow afternoon, Don Carlos was experimenting with mixing new drinks when a prestigious visitor arrived: Margarita Henkel, the daughter of a German ambassador, who lived with her husband Roy Parodi near the city in Rancho Hamilton. Don Carlos offered the drink to Margarita, and named it after her for being the first person to taste it.[6] He concocted a mixture of equal parts tequila, orange liqueur and lime, served over ice in a salt-rimmed glass.[7]
Another common story related the Margarita being invented a few years earlier at the Rancho La Gloria Hotel, halfway between Tijuana and Rosarito, Mexico, by Carlos "Danny" Herrera, for a former Ziegfeld dancer named Marjorie King.[8] This story was related by Herrera and also by bartender Albert Hernandez, who is acknowledged for popularizing the Margarita in San Diego after 1947, at the La Plaza restaurant in La Jolla.[9] Hernandez claimed the owner of La Plaza, Morris Locke, knew Herrera and visited Mexico often.
Another common origin tale begins the cocktail’s history at the legendary Balinese Room in Galveston, Texas where, in 1948, head bartender Santos Cruz created the Margarita for singer Peggy Lee. He supposedly named it after the Spanish version of her name, Margarita, and it’s been a hit ever since. [10]
The most plausible explanation, however, is that the Margarita is merely a popular American drink, the Daisy, remade with tequila instead of brandy, which became popular during Prohibition as people drifted over the border for alcohol. There is an account from 1936 of Iowa newspaper editor James Graham finding such a cocktail in Tijuana, years before any of the other Margarita "creation myths".[11] Margarita is Spanish for Daisy. It is likely that Orozco and Herrara merely perfected the "Tequila Daisy".
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roadtrip to Acuna for drinks and women tonight?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 5:31 PM CST reply actions
margaritas are gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I had one yesterday at Yucatan...
And babymamatill said I did not look good afterwards. I think it’s cause it’s so fucking sweet.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
rerack:
I think the sweetness made me a little sick to my stomach.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
for me, I think it's the tequila
I cannot drink it. INSTANT nausea
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
That might have been it.
Tequila is not good.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
worst drunk I ever was from Tequilla
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 6:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Same here...
I never get a headache, but with tequila it’s guaranteed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
lets just say I wasn't a good drunk
it brought out bad things in me
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 6:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i get a headache from anything and everything
even a couple beers my head starts to hurt and sinus’s swell
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i have never had a tequila that didn't make me make the "eyes closed, face squished up" gross booze face
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
so its settled then, margaritas at the next tailgate
and tequila poppers!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
You, sir, have a taste aversion
Tequila is a very common taste aversion because many people’s first exposure to tequila involves shots. Lots of shots. Followed by vomiting. Tequila also has a very distinct taste which helps set the taste aversion.
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 20, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
that is probably it.
I’ve been violently ill from nearly any kind of alcohol you can find, but if I remember correctly, tequila was the worst and I think it happened the first time I drank any.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I know I have this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You're drinking crappy tequila
Good tequila is good enough to sip on.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 20, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
i don't agree with this
I’ve had nice tequilas before that make me want to throw up just by smelling them.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Anytime I smell tequila for the 1st time of the evening, I get that feeling.
After the 1st tequila shot, it’s not a problem, just the 1st one that gets me worked up.
I agree.
I’ve never seen why people orgasm over them.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
I hate sweet and sour
and salt. I don’t know why anyone would drink one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
martini's are clearly superior to margaritas
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
but they are still bad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
a gin martini maybe
but how can vodka, vermuth and olives be bad?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
vodka is the worst liquor in the world
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
if by worst you mean best, then we agree
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
it is in the top tier of shit liquors
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not this again
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
You serious, Clark?
A gin martini is the only martini.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 20, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
You haven't gone to the right place
I am sure they truly suck in Oklahoma
by matteo25 on Jan 20, 2012 7:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Tequila makes her butthole sore
a classic line delivered by a boss of mine
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
sitting in the car on the way to benbrook
just thought y’all should know
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions
What's in Benbrook?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
absolutely nothing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I lived off of chapin and 820 for a little while and never knew that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh
I couldn’t swing a bat then
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yep
3 year old me was a big pussy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
haha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Regis Philbin
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Didn't his son drown in a river in Minnesota?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
The lady being interviewed in this video is the type of fan I hate.
http://www.wfaa.com/video?id=137795068&sec=553117
What a bitch. Yu owes you nothing, ya old bag.
That is the most callous response.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jan 20, 2012 6:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ima go get drunk on pecan porter and fried chicken
and then have my wife drive me home. Y’all have a nice weekend.
Ohai Brad Hawpe.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jan 20, 2012 6:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I do not think you can get drunk off of chicken.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I have
Big Mama’s is better
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
He's right.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i want to eat there
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
It's good, but Big Mama's is better...
But I feel like they’re two different types of fried chicken.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I will eat both
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Definitely do Big Mama's next time you're in town.
You’ll love the area. The people you partied with at that bonfire, not so much.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
They are.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
I hate this person.
If it were legal, I would hunt her for sport.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I saw that, too...it almost looked like she was in tears....
Good grief, lady…get a life….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
When is the presser?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Watching The Artist.
Bernice Bejo…. swoon.
I knew I should have been a director.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
well I just totally flubbed a situation
With a cute girl flirting with me.
Why am I alive?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 20, 2012 6:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Go fix it
and get off LSB.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
this may be the real problem
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
was a sonic girl
Maybe next week
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 20, 2012 6:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Problem solved
go back, order something else, and when she comes out to your car whip your dick out.
“Who here ordered the foot long?”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
watching some skiing show on FSSW
thesr guys are crazy
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app reply actions
mogul skiers?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
snownoarders jumping off cliffs
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 6:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I need to get out of school and get a job first
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 20, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
Lies
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Because I have to most money in my bank account that I've ever had at one time and I don't want to spend it all too quickly.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
But you probably lived there
Easier to run it when you don’t live in Plano
Also, buy your ticket to Deep Ellum Brewing
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
You talking to scoop?
Cause I already bought mine.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yep
Herb, kok, dmoe, TnT also. There may be more. Whiskey in my Whiskey will be by in the afternoon
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Well dang, I might have to hop in on this.
I was planning on drinking all nite, tonite.
Que sera, sera.
Shut it down early and come join
and drink all afternoon instead. You have to buy tickets from the link though. They won’t be for sale at the door.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Mama may want me home.
Been gallivanting around past three weekends for playoff purposes
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Depending on how many extra tickets I can get
This sounds fun afterwards. My buddy just got himself a Glock and was wanting to go shoot
(kidding, I never drink and carry or shoot)
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
going to the long distance one in leonard?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
no. Friends property.
I want to go there though. It’s fairly close to my house. You ever shoot out there?
never been
ive really been thinking of buying property though, so i can just go do what i want without worrying about other idiots
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
need at least 10 acres, so it wont be cheap
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
yeah, that's county dependent though, right?
I’m not sure if there is a small enough county close though.
I'm hoping I will have this problem in a couple of months.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
THis is the first time I've had this problem.
And it’s probably still considerably less than what most people on here have. I’m pretty sure a good number make more in a month than what i have right now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
There's probably people on this board
who make what I have in the bank in a week and a half.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
a few cans of that stuff could kill a man
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
ugh
steel reserve
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
top tier of shit malt liqour
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I am watching a movie before I have to take Thor out
I AM living life, brochacho.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Just got home, grilled two t-bones
Wife and kids wanted frozen tamales. Guess who just ate two med-rare t-bones!
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
And true to Mortal Kombat fashion
There was blood! Lots of it….mmmmmm
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Most people in Indiana I have met like their steaks medium-well.
I need to get out of here.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
no sane person likes medium well
that’s an abomination of a steak
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
This is what I say!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
and a cheeseburger
THATS RIGHT LOBLAW! I SAID CHEESE
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
die
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
you are a shitty bff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 7:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm sorry, bro
hugs?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
cheese hugs?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ugh
we cannot be friends anymore.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I can be the yin to your yang
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm the straight laced officer who does everything by the book and hates cheese
and you’re a dude who smokes weed and loves cheese.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
coming to you this fall...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I work hard and make a giant weed seizure
and then I look in the office and there you are, spread out on the floor, covered in Doritos dust and shake and there isn’t a brick to be found, just all the celophane packages with the drug cartel’s stamp on them. “Oh, Chrom…what are we gonna do with you?!?!” “I can feel the colors, maaaaan!” (cue laugh track)
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
laugh track means lsb would not watch this show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So is no show filmed in front of a live studio audience anymore?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
I LOVE THIS QUOTE BUT YOU'LL NEVER TELL ME WHERE IT'S FROM
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
Only people that like medium well are people who have never tried medium rare
and are just scared of a little blood
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Hello friends
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I felt very college-y today
Woke up at noon and had a slice of pizza for breakfast before going to class.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I have done nothing since I got done with class at 1030
I am still in bed
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Tuesday/Thursday one of my roommates is down with class at 10:30, I start at 1:30
The past week I was still asleep when he got back from class for the day.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
but you didn't bang the fat chick
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I am being a nice guy
There is more to the story
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
Tell the story
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I already did
in a previous night’s OT but fine i will sum it up
She apparently has never had a serious boyfriend before, I was nervous about this, I told her we should just be friends, she seemed fine with that, we will see if that actually happens.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I thought there was something new
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not really
I will update LSB if anything significant happens. Currently I feel I need to emphasize the just friends part more.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
men can never be just friends with women
didn’t you see When Harry Met Sally?8
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nope!
(ok I have seen parts)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
This is a true statement.
I’m friends with a few girls but it was never intentional.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
Nah, it's not that hard
I am not sure this situation will work out though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
That movie was awful.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
I must've missed this.
But at least you are a gentleman.
Now GTFO. THere is no room for those guys here. =)
well.............
go ahead
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
uneventful
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
If you want eventful you should ask for IANF stories.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
Homer loves to drink water before he gives kisses.
You know, just to make ’em extra sloppy.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you should stop making out with dudes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
no beer and no tv make homer go something something
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Chrom, a better question may be
Why do people do the pee shake?
I mean, there’s nothing more satisfying than letting go that flow when you feel it the most, but what’s with the weird shiver that runs up your body?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Or is that what you were talking about when you talk about 'pee dance'?
I’m drunk.
…
Already.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think you are playing with it too much
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shut it
You get the pee shake. Don’t act like you don’t
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 6:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Then you are weird
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't think I do either
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Cecil Adams has your answer
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 20, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
There is no answer there
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nope
But I love The Straight Dope so I thought I’d send you there. Now you can click around to all sorts of other articles.
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 20, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Cecil provides little but a chuckle.
I like the mini-orgasm theory, though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
fout people work at baseball reference
the founder does about 90% of the baseball stuff
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 6:51 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Time for Taco Bueno, then more drinking and poker.
Bye bye, now.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
gonna miss the press conference
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 6:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do you think they'll lead off the presser with the Hawpe signing?
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 20, 2012 6:56 PM CST reply actions
EES TINE!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I think only MLB Network
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Try
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
FSSW, I think.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
FSSW is supposed to carry the Stars game, though
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 20, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the Stars pregame is on right now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Here as well
http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/pages/streaming_rangers
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
That video infuriated me.
Fucking bitch. He doesn’t owe you anything. Get the fuck out of his face.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Damn that's a good looking man.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No shit.
Anyone notice the giant pot leaf shirt he was wearing?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
It was a Japanese maple leaf.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What are you, a park ranger?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
He's right.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You must not be a golfer
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Nolan is off having steak with Prince.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Like JD would let nolan meet with Prince by himself
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 20, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
He is at the Brad Hawpe press conference.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
It's all part of the ninja plan.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
who is the LSBer texting me right now from 662 area code?
dont want to be rude and just flat out ask via text
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions
they are talking about the brewery tour thing.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
I will have one of those jerseys.
I will.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I will have to settle for a shirsey.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
They are so short compared to him.
Dang.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I like that JD tried to stand on tiptoes for the pictures
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 20, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
Just read your sig.
Oh that game. Being at the game and that moment. SO amazing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I had chills
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 20, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
Still was too short. He needed a stool to stand on.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
fuck
I want to watch this and I am in the car. that site tltq posted awhile ago doesn’t have it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 7:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Here
http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/pages/streaming_rangers
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
what channel is this on?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions
with u-verse i have to jump like 3 tiers to get MLB network and i refuse to pay that much
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
Or here
http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/pages/streaming_rangers
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
sweet
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
He looks more than a little nervous.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Joe Furukawa sounds even more nervous.
Dude is most certainly a scout.
would be gunny if Josh asked a question
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 7:11 PM CST via Android app reply actions
"Hey, man, how good are Yu from 1-10, 1 being kinda meh and 10 being me?"
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The Japanese are a sirry bunch.
They like to bleach their hair.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
will there be a Yu Darvish wig?
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 7:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I have no idea what the second question was or how he answered.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No one does.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
HAHAhAAHA THE SHIRT!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Oh great...
a “WERE YOU WEARING A POT LEAF SHIRT HUR HUR HUR” question.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions
I cant believe someone in the media actually asked about that haha.
Christ.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
what a dumb fucking question... dumb bitch
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 20, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions
If I'm Yu, I'm just like, "Nah..."
and go back to Japan.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions
He looks a little ... pissed off?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm really glad we have Koji in the fold.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
What is Japanese for "subculture?"
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
ARE YOU HERE TO STEAL OUR JORBS?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And now we know who it was.
Jasmine Sadry @JasmineSadry
Well, I just asked Yu about the “leaf” he was wearing earlier. He laughed and said he wasn’t aware of what it was until his dad told him :)
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Works for The Fan.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It all comes together
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
"Jasmine Sadry - Radio Host/Blogger/Pseudo Sports Journalist"
How did she even get in the room?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
What a dumb broad.
They should be screening these stupid questions.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 7:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fucking twat on The Fan that makes me tune out every time I hear it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'm about a minute behind on the press conference
Because I actually had to go back and rewind it to make sure that question was asked.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
All we need now is some idiot from the Ticket to ask him about being nude in a magazine...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
We're having fun here, no?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Are you watching this shit?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
My internet at work blows so the audio cuts in and out.
Judging from you guys’ reaction we’re just asking stupid questions.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I need a picture of yu in the jersey
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 7:18 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Here's Durrett's picture of him holding it
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 20, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
That's a high quality shot right there.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
aargh, my fuckin' glaucoma ... better smoke some maple leaf
by Schoolly_D on Jan 20, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Heh
I wish I lived in California- found out a few months back that Tourette Syndrome is one of the things you can get medical weed for.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
lol you can get it for a hang nail...or less.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
There aren't many better ones out there
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 20, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
Yet.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Is that EG?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
EG; DL
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Ok, I don't know japanese, but judging by Yu speaking..
I’m thinking “Etoo..” can be translated to “Uhmm..”
"Americanizing your style of pitching"
The hell does that mean?
by Giant Space Ants on Jan 20, 2012 7:20 PM CST reply actions
Evan Grant asked the question
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 7:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Our local media is a fucking travesty.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
As soon as I heard "Gina" I was done
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I echo this sentiment.
Someone needs to step in and shut this bitch down.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 7:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
he wants the RF wall moved back
Josh stormed out of the room
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 7:21 PM CST via Android app reply actions
In other news...
Yu Darvish is a Texas Ranger.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions
Has a rookie ever won the Cy Young?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yep
Gooden finished 2nd his rookie season, then won the Cy in year two.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I am sirprised MLBN had stuck with it this long
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 7:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What else do they have going on right now?
It would otherwise be Hot Stove, which I’m sure is fascinating viewing at the end of fucking January.
NY and Boston still have teams
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 7:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"What kind of expectations do you have for your first season?"
Part of me wanted him to reply “Kick ass and chew bubble gum,” but then again…kinda cheesy
Kick ass and eat chocolate cake.
And I’m all fucking out of cake.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and we're all out of bubble gum
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 7:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
@RangersRadioBD Josh Hamilton is sitting next to Charley Pride in the front row.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
trying to show JD how much he wants to be here
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 7:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They're going to give him an extension instead of Prince, aren't they?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Although Pras's article was just about Fielder,
I came away from it with the suspicion extending Josh is what will happen.
Vacation
Screw all you working peeps next week
by matteo25 on Jan 20, 2012 7:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
+10000
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Shitty question.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK YOU DUMB ASS
YOU’RE NOT FUNNY
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 7:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
HA. HA. HA. IT'S HILARIOUS.
SO FUCKING HILARIOUS, YOU GUYS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nice job by Yu not shitting on Neftali.
Fuck that reporter.
by Giant Space Ants on Jan 20, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT ASK THAT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Do you love America? Oh yeah? How much?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yu, Yu!
If you could say that America is _ times better than Japan, how many times would it be? Fifty? Two hundred?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ohhhhhh, about thirfivethous
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yu! Over here! In red!
Yes, Yu, have you ever been to Chipotle?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 7:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yu! Yu!
That Japanese chick you were married to, did you ever slip her the high hard one?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hard hitting stuff, JJT
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
OH
A NUMBER 11 QUESTION. FANTASTIC
PLEASE SAVE US JAPANESE MEDIA
That was JJT
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
OF COURSE
I’M SURPRISED HE DIDN’T ASK WHETHER OR NOT THE COWBOYS SHOULD TARGET OL OR DB HELP
yeah, like how he started it?
“Hey YU”
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
What a fucking baller spinning that god awful question.
DO ANY OF THESE FUCKS KNOW ABOUT JAPANESE TRADITION?!?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 7:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It's like they rounded up all the idiots nearby and gave them mics
You, do you plan to eat many hamburgers?
YES
BREAK AWAY TO JON HEYMAN’S COLLAPSED THROAT VOICE.
GREAT JOB MLB NETWORK
Yu, beans or no beans?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
RYAN BRAWWWWN
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yu...
Do you encourage banging fat chicks?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It'll be nice in the long-run
If he stumbles out of the blocks, he’ll take some hits but they’ll forget about it and focus on the Cowboys quickly enough.
In a better media market he’d get absolutely hammered.
Yep
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
With our stupid media
Yu has to be 2nd guessing his decision to sign. He has to deal with them for 5+ years.
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 20, 2012 7:31 PM CST reply actions
im sure the media in japan is just as stupid
the media do what the media do
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
Different culture and all that. They probably have different feelings about what is okay/important enough to ask about.
Although, it is entirely possible they are just as bad. Who knows?
The Japanese media.
He made it clear from the beginning he would talk in a lot more depth in his farewell presser over there. After that, you had a couple of softball questions but not much from them.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALBERT PUJOLS
WELL HE’S A DECENT HITTER DERP
Yu
So, what are your thoughts on the TV show “Dallas?” And do you own any cowboy boots?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
HAVE YOU GONE TO A RODEO YET?
HAVE YOU BEAT YOUR WIFE, OR TRIED SKOAL?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
BBQ?! WHAT
THE. FUCK.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
So
I’m thinking 1920’s Reporter Guy could have done a better job than most of our local media…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Yu are undoubtedly the bees knees...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Oh sweet mother of God Scoops would wipe the floor with these assholes...
“Champ champ, what is it about Texas that really ganders your goose? Is it the loosey goosey flapper girls?”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Translate THAT, asshole!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
As a journalism major
This presser is embarassing me.
by mizzou918 on Jan 20, 2012 7:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions
how so?
I’m not able to watch
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 20, 2012 7:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It is AWFUL.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yea i scrolled up
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 20, 2012 7:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hopefully Yu chalks it up to the translator being bad.
oh well, his first start the sold out crowd will go wild and all will be well.
He understands quite a bit of English.
I’m sure he’s aware of how stupid everyone is.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He only plans to speak Japanase with the media..
But English with his teammates and coaches.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 7:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I bet she asked him what he thinks about all these american morons asking stupid questions
but they’ll translate it to something baseball related
Yu?
Did you know that everything is bigger in Texas derp?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yu! Yu!
Fill in the blank. My favorite country music artist is _______ Pride.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"I suppose I could ask the same of you all."
by Schoolly_D on Jan 20, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
^^^on a roll
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
that would have been the perfect time to cash in on a rosetta stone endorsement
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Of course I do.
Using Rosetta Stone! (hold up yellow box, smile).
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Maybe they'll ask him how they feel about nuclear attacks next.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yu..
Does your home have nuclear warheads we should know about?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 7:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yu! Are you planning on becoming an overweight lardass like Daisuke?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yu, yu, where were you on December 7, 1941?
I DON’T BELIEVE YOU.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Jan 20, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Hahahahahahha
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I was thinking this...
“yu how do you feel about pearl harbor?”
Do you fly any planes?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
"Are you gonna go see Red Tails later?"
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Hahahaha.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
"I don't think Josh wants usto move those back." Heh.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
PARALLELS BETWEEN DARVISH AND....CJ?
WHAT THE FUCK
I wish someone would just ask him about the size of his porn collection, drop mic, and out.
End this abortion.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yu, if you were at the Alamo, would you have stayed and died, or ran like a pussy?
Have you talked to Yoshii or Koji about what they would have done there? What were their answers, and how did the advise you to answer?
by Giant Space Ants on Jan 20, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions
Yu, are "yu so horny"?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
From what I can tell from this shitty video...
He’s got some good body language.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What was it?
I can’t hear shit through this thing anymore.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
About pitching more often instead of once per week...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
And cowboy boots!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Has there been a single question about his approach before each start, whether he studies film, anything...?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Shocked no one's asked if he's a muslim.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They should ask if his ex wife is available for dinner.
by mizzou918 on Jan 20, 2012 7:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yu, your thoughts on tentacles and schoolgirls and the panties of said schoolgirls in vending machines?
JAPAN SO WEIRD.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yu...
Do you build quality automobiles with good gas mileage that are reliable and last a long time?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
YOU SHITBRAIN
HE SAID LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO HE WAS GOING TO FLY BACK TO JAPAN
Yu, have you ever awoken a sleeping giant? And?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
The stream keeps skipping.
What did he ask?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
HE ASKED IF MASAICHI KANEDA (HE COULDN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME) WAS STILL ALIVE
WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S A QUESTION YOU ASK GOOGLE NOT YU DARVISH IN HIS INTRODUCTORY PRESS CONFERENCE
I want someone to ask him if he likes beans, and if he likes george wendt
and if he likes eating beans with george wendt
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Yu, who would win in a fight?
Godzilla or Superman?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ultron
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Meta World Peace
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
She attacked New York once, but everyone here has forgotten that.
by Giant Space Ants on Jan 20, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
Cause that fucking movie sucked.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Well, at least the rest of world can be reassured that all Texans are, in fact, completely bewildered by people from other nations.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yu, G'day mate!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
he would have asked about japanese school girl porn
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
And fucking retarded.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I can take some pride that other Americans are just as retarded as people from my state.
But, Fuck, man, that was terrible.
like he eats nothing but donuts? or drinks nothing but cider?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
HE REMINDS ME OF FARMER BEAN
SO I SUPPOSE IT’S CIDER.
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Fuck. Yeah.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yu's so giant.
Not many don’t look small next to Josh.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
thats more like it.
suddenly I dont want to let Hammy leave after all, thats perfectly sound logic right?
I admit to the same feeling.
It will pass.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
No need to dress for the occasion.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
that is a horrible shirt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 7:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
To be fair, he is currently without an accountability partner.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Now he actually looks happy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
SPLOOSH
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 20, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yu, will you demand a trade if the team does not sign Prince Fielder?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 20, 2012 7:53 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
Next year when they open the season in Japan
an alt with Texas in Kanji.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So academy has tshirts the night of a playoff series win....so wheres the darvish shirts?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 20, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
yu rec whore
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Quality.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 20, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
From reading this thread
it seems like we have a whole bunch of media fail.
/captainobvious
I live to play the devil's advocate.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 20, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions
So The Artist was really fucking great.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Higher expectations
generally mean I end up being really let down, kind of like with what I saw last night, Dragon Tattoo
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
(^_^) Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
FUCK IT
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 8:16 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
rec'd
I live to play the devil's advocate.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 20, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
He's also a lefty.
espn_durrett Richard Durrett
Yu Darvish went to mound for photo shoot and tossed a ball lefty. He throws both sides to stay in balance.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
x
@ThatSportsGirl
The Rangers are making sure Yu feels welcome! #fb yfrog.com/hwkkcklj
Because the media sure did a great job with that.
Yu Darvish has
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
by Pith on Jan 20, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
x
Jason A. Churchill
ProspectInsider Jason A. Churchill
Hearing tonight that the Fielder race is about two teams — both in the American League. This tells me Texas heavy favorite.
Baltimore silly
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
its not Baltimore, he's never played for the rangers
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jan 20, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We can rule out the Royals too then.
I live to play the devil's advocate.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 20, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Is it the Angels so Fielder can player 3rd?
ohnoes
I live to play the devil's advocate.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 20, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
If he signs with Texas it will be like randy marsh when the Internet came back
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
OMG
ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish)
@faridyu
会見終わりました！ 時差ぼけでキツかった。。
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
x
Press Finished! Tight with jet lag did. .
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
GET THAT MAN DALLAS'S FINEST WHORE TO LOOSEN HIM UP.
CHOP CHOP.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 20, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Shut up
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You're ugly
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Your mom didn't think so
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No Mardi Gras for me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Flights were too expensive
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You wouldn't enjoy it anyways.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I bet I would
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You don't drink and you don't like loose women
What would be there for you?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You'd earn your beads all wrong anyway.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It's kind of creepy that they have Yu's blood type posted on his website.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
thats the default answer for anything that's weird
Oh it’s just a Japanese thing
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Makes Yu wonder
@JustinGriffith7
Justin Griffith
Fielder rumored to be in Dallas area, and Nolan missed a huge press conference. Hmmmmmmmm. #Prince #Rangers
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Hahaha. What if I was right then?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
God this game is slow...
Really shows the importance of having Benn and Ribeiro
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
NO MONEY
Jeff Wilson
@JeffWilson_FWST
Following
Very interesting to talk to #Rangers owner Bob Simpson. He says the club is working at a deficit and will until new TV contract kicks in.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
THE SEQUEL
Jeff Wilson
@JeffWilson_FWST
Following
Bob Simpson also says that right now Prince Fielder is out of #Rangers’ price range, but will look at him if his price drops.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 20, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
So can someone give me a summary of the presser?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Apparently the DFW media embarrassed themselves.
Probably all you need to know. Presser’s a presser.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Mine, too.
But I have Firefox set to delete my history every time I close it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Mine said 23,467 times...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/20/2722541/nba-1-20-2012
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/20/2722541/nba-1-20-2012
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/20/2722541/nba-1-20-2012
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/20/2722541/nba-1-20-2012
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/20/2722541/nba-1-20-2012
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He's saying we're going to sign Cliff Lee?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So we ARE going to sign Cliff Lee!
That’s great news!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh shit, Bob's talking, isn't he?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Jailed Roberto.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 20, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Why isn't the rangers merch site selling me a Yu shirsey?
Where do I find such a thing?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Can't yet.
I made a custom jersey the day he signed and it got cancelled. It’ll get updated soon.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Customizable jerseys, yo
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Nope... won't let you.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That's wierd.
THIS IS AMERICA GODDAMMIT
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
what does a Mexican dessert have to do with it?
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well, shit. I want to buy some new gear tonight. Any recs?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Jan 20, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I won't be within range of the stadium until mid summer.
:(
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm barely within 50miles of the stadium.
So I guess that counts.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yeah... I'd wait until the offseason on that.
Beltre’s probably your safest bet right now, position player-wise.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Nope... just wait.
I was on the phone with MLB after they cancelled my order. Just have to wait for them to list the items. I bet they do by next week.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've been trying like hell to move these JEREMY LIN Rockets jerseys ...
… lifetime of bad get-rich-quick schemes …
z
JimBowdenESPNxm JIM BOWDEN
Most likely clubs to sign Prince Fielder? 1. Washington 2. Texas 3. Seattle 4. Toronto 5. Baltimore 6. Chicago C 7. LAD
I still really like our chances....
JIM BOWDEN @JimBowdenESPNxm
Most likely clubs to sign Prince Fielder? 1. Washington 2. Texas 3. Seattle 4. Toronto 5. Baltimore 6. Chicago C 7. LAD
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions
Those commercials...
Those. Fucking. Commercials.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I love Egg McMuffins.
I make them at home. Favorite breakfast item.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I find it hard to decide between the Egg McMuffin and the sausage BOB as the greatest breakfast sandwich of all time.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Bagel, shmagel.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't make it on a English muffin, but I do it on toast.
Same basic concept, same delicious taste.
Does McDonalds actually crack an egg to make one, or is it a pre-made egg disc?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I think it might be one of the only breakfasts they make with a real egg.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure they crack the egg and put it in one of these.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
What fascinates me about McDonald's more and more over time is their supply chain management.
Think about all the eggs, lettuce, buns, beef patties, etc… that each store has to receive every day. And there are hundreds of stores in every major city, and dozens spread across the suburbs. Then you have the stores that are located in the middle of nowhere on the highway. They really know how to work a supply chain.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
As long as he's not McGriddles
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
McGriddles are 10000000000000000000000000x better than an Egg McMuffin
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't even know you anymore.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
I have made good Egg McMuffins but the McDonalds ones suck so bad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sausage or ham?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Sausage, definitely.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sausage
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well then you're both doing it wrong.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Ham. McD's sausage is too greasy for the McMuffin.
Now, ask me about the biscuit, and I’ll go sausage all day long.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Canadian Bacon
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
If y'all like egg mcmuffins
You would die for a croque madame.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Nope.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Where's the English muffin?
That’s what makes it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm not a huge BAG-uhl fan
but I’ll take one over an English muffin
A burden should never be something out of your control.
White French or Italian bread
usually.
Would probably be dope with sourdough too
A burden should never be something out of your control.
They have these in the vending machines at Penn, don't they?
by Black Francis on Jan 20, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
you know who else went to Penn?
Elizabeth Banks, the super duper hot actress lady who was on The Daily Show last night.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
do all the chicks at Penn look like her?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I'm cancelling my application then
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Wait are you asking if that is french toast?
No lolz
A burden should never be something out of your control.
ham and cheese sandwich
ham and gruyere, bechamel toasted
A burden should never be something out of your control.
where's RYIN? he's been rockin' his new sandwich press ...
… and melting all kinds of great cheeses (gouda, muenster, etc.) Anyway, he needs Gruyere in the mix …
That looks so good.
Ditch the salad.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Looks good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
A madame has a fried egg on top
Only way to go, Schoolly D!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I bet you eat that shit with a fork.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 20, 2012 10:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It does look good, though.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 20, 2012 10:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't even know what this means
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
You kinda have to.
It’s not really a pickup sandwich.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
I’d pick it up with two hands and shove it in my face hole. That’s what napkins are for.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 20, 2012 10:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I want La Madelines right now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
tomato basil soup. yes. yes.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I haven't had a bad meal from there yet
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i just go and eat croissants
that place is terrible
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I HATE YOU
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Same. I wish they had a location in New Mexico.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Quiche Lorraine, crepes Romanoff, french toast, tomato soup, and their croissants are all so good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Their salads are also fantastic.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Haven't tried them
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you don't win friends with salad
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
A fresh, thoroughly tossed salad goes a long way, Loblaw
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
with a hard boiled egg in it
:-P
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
IT'S JUST A LITTLE AIRBORNE, IT'S STILL GOOD IT'S STILL GOOD
It’s gone…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
So good, but so bad for you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
gross
look at all that fucking cheese
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
You are a fool
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 20, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I can neither confirm or deny this...
Because Egg McMuffins are so good i’ve never bothered to have anything else.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh man
Don’t you know about McGriddles?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Know about what?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
If the fucking search function worked, I'd show you
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
They're disgusting for starters...
Hey you know what would make a really good sandwich? A SHEET of eggs.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I remember the discussions
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Search works...
Just click on MLB in the tabs above the search terms. It searches multiple sites including LSB going way back.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
McGriddles are good
I don’t know why this place freaks out on them. Tasty.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Oh shit I must be wrong
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
We already knew this.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Loblaw is the last person I want on my side
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Has Loblaw overtaken bigtill as the king of bad opinions?
Because I’m starting to think that he has.
I am right most of the time
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Fuck you...
I’m the originator.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry, man.
You’re just going to have to step up your game and prove your opinions are as bad as Loblaw’s.
it's like a piece of sausage in between 2 pancakes that already taste like syrup.
how is this bad?!?!?!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I think you know my answer to this.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
you're the one who doesn't like pancakes, right
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
It's not really pancakes that bother me...
It’s syrup. I find things that are overly sweet to suck in general.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
they're not over sweetened, though
they’re good. go eat a mcgriddle and think of me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Why the fuck would I order a McGriddle when the best breakfast sandwich on the planet is on the same menu?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
You are clueless
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't like eggs
so I don’t eat Egg McMuffins. I usually get a sausage biscuit or a sausage McGriddle.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Don't like eggs. Don't like cheese.
FUCK YOU.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
How do you not like eggs?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
of all the foods I dislike
I probably dislike eggs the most. they have the worst smell of all time. so gross, you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
eggs are fucking disgusting
I’d eat a pound of cheese before I ever ate an egg. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE STAND THAT DISGUSTING SMELL?!?!?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
They don't smell if you use fresh eggs.
I understand that fresh produce may not be available in all OK markets.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
BURN
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
are you kidding me?
motherfuckers here have chickens in their garages.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
god, I wish this was me trolling
I hate eggs.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
The smell of eggs is fantastic
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Aren't there eggs on a McGriddle?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
i think it's just bread and meat...at least they offer one like that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
scrambled if you so choose
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Scrambled?
Is that that sheet of eggs that’s a perfect 3×6″ rectangle. Fuck that.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
You gotta use it in moderation.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Because it's like a piece of "sausage" in between 2 "pancakes" that already taste like "syrup"
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
It is so good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Have you ever had a pancake on a stick?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
are you coming on to me?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
No it is a delicious breakfast item
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have not
generally speaking, I enjoy a French peasant/country item for breakfast.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 20, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
heh
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 20, 2012 11:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
3 eggs over medium, hash browns scattered smother covered and chunked.
Maybe a country ham if I’m feeling like a fatty.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
honestly
I have a protein drink for breakfast every day. 2 scoops of whey, 4 oz of V8 Fusion Strawberry/Banana and 14 oz of water. and 3 cups of coffee
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
This does not seem like a satisfying breakfast at all.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
It's like the vigorous enema of breakfasts
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I eat every 3 hours
and the meal I eat after breakfast is more substantial (it’s actual food)
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
hahahahahahaha
I MOW LAWN SO GRANDPA DOESN’T AGGRAVATE HIS HYENA
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
i would've recognized it immediately if I were around before 10 min ago
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I hope he doesn't suck that bad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This is the Egg McMuffin of BTO's
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
So, wait, they led off with a question about the leaf shirt?
Are we that fucking stupid?
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
second question...but who's counting
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 20, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, good grief.....
Channel 8 just announced they have a poll up….“shirt appears to have a marijuana leaf on it…Darvish said he didn’t know….do you believe his story?”
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Madeline Kahn (RIP)
I would.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:10 PM CST reply actions
I loved her in Paper Moon.
by mizzou918 on Jan 20, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
LOL
@Herbie
Hahah wow RT @DFWscanner: RIOT – Little Elm PD working a riot at McDonald’s, 2670 FM 423. Reports of 100+ people fighting in the dining room
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:12 PM CST reply actions
Did you burp or something?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They are having the same fight we are right now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
something about McMuffin
McGriddle and LSB
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was surprised when I ran a Google Maps on that one.
Deep in the DFW suburbs…
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
It's basically far west Frisco
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
This is pretty funny because one of my friends just posted this on his Facebook
(he lives in Boston)
Sadly, the Central Square Wendy’s is now closed. Its mere 100m distance from my house had made it the perfect place to satisfy my occasional desire for square burgers/watching random fights erupt. In memory of this dwelling of the drug deal, I give you its best reviews from Yelp:
"On a scale of scale of “Terrible Wendy’s” to “Best Possible Wendy’s”, you will get murdered here."
"The police are almost continuously outside so don’t worry, you will only get shanked once or twice."
"The daring get the order to go. The insane will sit down and eat there. On which side of the fence do you fall?"
"There will be the occasional civilian family with the fear on their faces."
"It takes two to make a deal go down."
"It’s both a hoot and highly educational, from ananthropological/sociological standpoint."
"Is it just me, or is there about to be a fight in broad daylight in this Wendy’s?!"
"This place is sketchtastic. The bathrooms are a prime spot to get your fix of whatever drug you’re jonesing for."
"Considering the sketch-factor here (it goes to 11 on this place), I’ve never even considered sitting down here to eat (always takeout)."
"The fries kind of taste like murderpoison."
"Why review Wendy’s? Well maybe because it is the armpit of the entire universe."
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
by Pith on Jan 20, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm...murderpoison fries?
I’m game.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
So I've got a twitter search on Fielder.
Jailed Roberto has sounded the breaking news alert…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I hate myself for posting this.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He's ruining Twitter at the moment...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
I'm so glad you did though.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Who's encarcerated bob?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Jailed Roberto.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
A guy who breaks stories and takes credit for every breaking news story that has ever existed
And is occasionally right.
x
Incarcerated Bob @incarceratedbob
BREAKING MLB NEWSSource: Prince Fielder real “CLOSE” to signing with Texas Rangers ((90%)) #Done :Prince must agree 2some Back-loaded $$
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is worthless except for one thing...
Butt hurt Angels and Mariners fans re-tweeting it and getting mad.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What really sucks is now I'm going to be on LSB until the wee hours of the morning.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Blue Jays fans, too...
They don’t like us at all.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
We keep taking their players.
by mizzou918 on Jan 20, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well the players they want.
by mizzou918 on Jan 20, 2012 10:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol
IAmAliHasan Ali Hasan
@jonmorosi @keithlaw via incarceratedbob Deal with Rangers & Fielder is 90% #Done (Prince still must agree 2some $$ back-loaded on contract)
That dude is thinking of every legit source that he's ever seen and doing that...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
WHY WASN'T NOLAN AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE???
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
OR THAD LEVINE!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Banned
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You shut your whore mouth and keep quiet, son.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Pele
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Never saw Pele play and I'm still a soccer novice...
But Messi is really special.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Some people think Beethoven wasn't much a piano player... (really? who?)
Some people think Michaelangelo couldn’t paint… (really? who?)
Sigh… Athletes should know better. Their brilliance is surpassed by subsequent generations far more quickly than in most other professions.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Seriously?
I mean, I think it’s probably one of the “lesser” art forms, but photographers are still artists.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I think you can take about anything now days and call it art.
With all the the abstract art that is now considered famous or at least relatively famous, there doesn’t really seem to be much of a line between what is or isn’t art. You just have to convince enough people that believe they are intellectually and artistically superior that your artwork has some meaning.
he's pele he can say whatever the F he wants
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Working late tonight...
I miss baseball, which is the best background sporting event I can think of. Boxing is on though, which is a close second.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:33 PM CST reply actions
ESPN
Wolves v Clippers
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Racists.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The game just hasn't been the same since Havlichek retired.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
just found out yesterday that Shaq retired
shows how much I care about the NBA
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'll give it a shot, but I don't generally watch NBA until the playoffs.
I can’t even get excited about regular season Mavs games.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Too distracting.
If something is too entertaining, I can’t get my work done. It has to be moderately entertaining, with some good visual clues that something really interesting is about to happen. For baseball, it’s the crack of the bat and an excited announcer
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
I watch SNL as a background show when doing things
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Speaking of the Simpsons...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hS7be8PqktI
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I wanna watch the "Pimpsons
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
BigGuns around tonight? Or Jobu? or cmkelly?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
hey
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I'm almost certain that's not the BG Chrom was referring to.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
that is correct
love big guns
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeh we get along just fine, he's actually my favorite poster..dat chrom is
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
oh, you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
GET A ROOM
i’m just jealous
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
there is room for one more
it will be an ensemble
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
sounds like a swordfight to me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
did you get a dog yet?
I thought maybe this could be him…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Hey, old man...
Tell that old lady to make me some blueberry pancakes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
That made me laugh.
Under-rated movie.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
I have not
can’t see it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's a stoned dog..
sometimes when they sit a little too close to their 420 indulging masters they wind up stoned themselves. My dog was stoned a few times..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I knew a guy who had a dog that followed the pipe around
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I knew of some idiot who used to blow crystal meth smoke..
in his dogs face and the dog got hooked. What a fuckin moron that guy was..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
that is horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They're usually fine unless they actually eat the stuff, in which case, they should be taken to the vet.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You know...
Whenever I’d tell somebody I didn’t like smoking weed, they told me I just wasn’t smoking the right weed. LIES, they were just trying to get me to smoke with them. Fuckers.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
the quality does have something to do with it, though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm sure it does...
But I’ve had all kinds. Didn’t like it once. I just got sleepy.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
yup, but there are all kinds of grades, some much better than others..
down at the corner 5 and dime bag they have a whole menu with the real good ones much more expensive.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
You're in Cali, no?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
yes, L.A.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
When I was in college I knew a couple of dealers that had everything in the spectrum.
I didn’t like any of it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
probably for the best..
you’d be polishing off those 6 patty burgers or whatever the hell you ate that one time with regularity if you were a stoner.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
That video is up to 25000 views...
And yes it was 6 patties and 3 layers of bacon.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
lol wow that many views..
dannnnnnnnnnggg…you looked like you were about to puke though at the end.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Nah. I just didn't eat at Wendy's again for like 3 months.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
I had a friend eat 3 baconators in one sitting
And I thought that was gross…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
and then you start dealing with indicas and sativas and the like
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I see you trollin
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Any recommendations on places to take the lady on her first real trip to NYC?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Hoboken
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions
I've found
that you have to see NYC with someone who lives there or has lived there. No Times Square bullshit…they’ll take you to the places that real New Yorkers like. I’d been there twice before my brother moved up there. The visits with him AFTER he’d been there a few months were night and day.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I feel the same way...
WHen I went to Chicago I met up with a girl who has lived there for 5 years. So awesome to just live like a local for a week.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions
zzzzackly
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I really really want to visit NYC
but I want to do it with a native (like you said). I’m usually not one for touristy stuff anyway… I’m sure I’d want to see the Statue of Liberty, but that’s not really why I’d be going to NY. In fact, what I would really like to do is somehow live there for like a month of vacation… too bad that’ll never happen.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
Problem: I need money.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions
Can I sell my roommates' bodies instead?
I would prefer to do that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
pimpin' ain't easy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
No I know that...
I’m taking her to local places, but we’re doing some touristy things out of obligation too…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
you could rent jet skis
and take her to Ellis Island and find her ancestors in the old records…then accidentally kick her in the face when you’re getting on her jet ski when yours dies….
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Fuck this was funny
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
good point
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
yeh take her to dinner here, one of the most charming restaurants in the west village..
I told you about it….
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
or
this place. a real authentic NY eatery that’s off the beaten path
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
hahaha I used to eat there all the time, love that place for what it is..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
broadway shows, museums, roller blading by the Hudson River.... etc..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
or roller blading in central park, hey take her ice skating in central park..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I thought the Met was spectacular.
A tourist spot, to be sure, but a good enough art museum to be worth it.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions
and the Guggenheim is awesome too..
Benji take her ice skating at Rock Center then eat at the Seagrill which overlooks the rink…the seafood is soooooo good especially the crab cakes.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I missed out on that one. Not enough time.
The Natural History Museum was great too, but too many people.
For food, I recommend Morimoto’s sushi joint near Chelsea Market…best sushi ever. Also, a local chain called Pio Pio. There are four locations and they do an amazing Peruvian rotisserie chicken.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
Morimoto in Philly sucks
I need to go again.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think I ate at Morimoto's, I remember it being a celebrity hang out and got a huge star rating and super pricey..
if that’s the place, the address matches up….and the fish was so fresh..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
you talkin' to me?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
you offended him a li'l bit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I have nipples, Greg
could you milk me?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
hey, Billy Crystal, you're my psychiatrist and I'm a mafioso
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I was looking at some old pictures last week..
and came across one of him in a party hat at his birthday party…like from 20 years ago….I should of posted it, it was awesome.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
he looked good, it's actually probably older but not raging bull older..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yes, super fresh.
I had the chirashi bowl, which is often just a trash bowl of sushi. Everything in the bowl was among the best examples I’d tasted of that fish.
I wanted to do the chef’s tasting menu (omakase), but the wife pussied out.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the itin so far
thur
arrive late
the spotted pig
corner bistro burger
friday
Breakfast at Cosmopolitan Cafe Tribeca (walk-in)
10am – WTC Visitor Passes
Walk around NYC – head midtown/chelsea/etc
lunch at union square cafe – 1pm (reserved)
wander north gramercy/flatiron/madison square park
dinner with kellen (and angela?) at john’s in the village
saturday
wander around central park/cps
lunch at la bonne soup
head to central park then back to hotel to change
lincoln (reserved) – 530pm
wicked – 8pm (buy tickets for this!)
sun
she leaves early
A burden should never be something out of your control.
take her to 410 E 71st St.
the home of CIA’s Project Blackbriar
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
They're not on limited time frames
Otherwise I’m going to waste a LOT of time doing nothing.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
See this is not the way I like to vacation...
Fuck planning. Just go there and adventure. When I went to Chicago, I’d just leave the hotel and start walking. The only planned event I went to was the Stars game.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
This is what I do all the time.
I try and seek out things that I might want to do but randomly just walk until I find something cool
I would LOVE to live in a city with such a great mass transit system
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Limited time frame and Broadway shows and the places I eat at
dictate it.
The only things that are /definite/ are Union Square Cafe, Lincoln, and Wicked
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Especially when a lack of planning will end up with
us in uptown at 5pm when we need to get downtown to shower and change.
You can waste a LOT of time riding around town in cabs/subways
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I like having a couple of things I want to see/do
So that I have some direction for the day… but then leave plenty of time to do whatever on the way to/around/back from whatever I wanted to do
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
Well yeah
Close inspection of that itin will reveal that is how it’s structured.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I was not criticizing you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
plus you’re on a very limited timeframe, so having more structure makes sense
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
Except you should forget her and take me instead
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions
you'd better be prepared to put out
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
it was worth a shot
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
it's going to be all good after corner bistro...
make sure and stop at magnolia bakery after, she’ll love that..it’s just a block away.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Starting the trip with 4AM soiree at corner bistro and other places
is a great way to start.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Heard great things about Magnolia bakery
Didn’t get to it while I was there.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions
yeh it's an old style bakery like from the 50's and the hot ladies behind the counter look the part also...
their desserts are outrageously good…esp. the cupcakes.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
x
WEST VILLAGE, 401 Bleecker Street, NY, NY 10014
Monday-Thursday: 9:00 a.m. – 11:30 p.m.
Friday and Saturday: 9:00 a.m. – 12:30 a.m.
Sunday: 9:00 a.m. – 11:30 p.m.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
don't go to CB at a busy hour, you will wait a long time..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
take her to the Mandarin Oriental bar for the best views..
of central park, midtown
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
and I know this sounds dumb
but this was one of my favorite places to eat up there.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
321 East 5th Street
the home of NYPD Blue’s fictional 15th Precinct
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fljKx9nvrL4
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Fuck that noise.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Darvish looked at the place below the Odoms at the W...
That would be a pretty swanky place for him to live.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I just realized this...
Now, I’m hoping he stays away from the W.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
He needs to be classier and get a place at the Ritz.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Stay there, maybe...they have some really nice condos there too.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
I would live here
http://listings.listhub.net/pages/NTREIS/11560887/?channel=hotpads
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That place costs quite a bit more than the W.
The place he is looking at is $1-2M.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I'd live there though with that dough.
Pay it off in two years.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Indeed.
If it does happen… I’d like to go ahead and thank the Red Sox for their collapse and providing a recent reminder to never let up.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Indeed.
If it does happen… I’d like to go ahead and thank the Red Sox for their collapse and providing a recent reminder to never let up.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You read it the second time too.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
damn Taco Bell
just stunk up the bathroom so bad I’m surprised ya’ll can’t smell it
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Watch the rest of season 3 of Breaking Bad on netflix or stay up waiting for news of Prince signing with us to break?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I would do both on the iPad.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Breaking Bad...
Prince is going to sign early next week.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Nolan's ranch.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I want a ranch.
I’d just get up every morning and walk. On my ranch.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
But, 90%. It's 90% at this point.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That means 9% in non-Jailed Robert talk...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
You lie.
You’re not even phased.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yu lie
Yu are not even phased
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Breaking Bad
Prince ain’t doing anything tonight.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I just finished Breaking Bad season 3 today
SPOILER ALERT:
People make drugs and it’s not the happy go lucky time it seems like it would be.
I have to watch several episodes at once and then take a week-long break. The episode from season 2 with the young kid almost did me in.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
ok, assbags
here’s a list of foods that I cannot stand. And when a food appears on This List™, understand that means that if I were facing certain death by starvation or a plate of that food, I would seriously consider death.
*cheese (except italian cheeses)
*eggs in all forms
*mushrooms
*olives
*beans (except green beans, which I love)
*nuts (and their varients, like peanut butter)
*all forms of gravy
*ranch dressing
*cottage cheese (wait…is this actual cheese?)
*sour cream
there are many more foods, but here’s just a small sampling.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
LET'S GO HAVE DINNER, BRO!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I don't like mushrooms, olives, sour cream, and cottage cheese
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'd suggest staying out of any countries on the Mediterranean.
Also, you’re a lunatic.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Only thing on that list I don't like is cottage cheese.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I agree with literally none of this list and question your fitness to serve as a peace officer.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
just think
no one could ever offer me a plate of fancy cheeses or olives so I’d look the other way on their drug dealing.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I assumed the typical bribe was in cash.
Now I know that I should head to the cheese counter before I start dealing.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
I eat a shitload of brown rice…it’s for health. I find brown rice hasthe taste of a rice cake.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
well I think more people around here should recognize
that you’re making these kinds of discipline > pleasure decisions, that it’s not just a whirlwind of whims
eh
I’m not a machine. I ate almost an entire large Papa John’s spicy italian pizza tonight.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
yeah it was
and I’m gonna be shitting like you wouldn’t believe tomorrow.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
i know
there are 2 left and I guarantee I eat one more before I go to sleep even though I’m full
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE NUTS? HOW???
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Sour cream and guacamole are the two most disgusting things white people think is actual mexican food.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Uhhhhh. Guacamole is pretty Mexican Mexican food.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Coming from a very mexican family, I can assure you it's not.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
wikidroid says guac originated in Mexico
and was made by the Aztecs in the 16th century. So… idk
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not that I'm saying you're wrong, but..
Having Mexican relatives, and knowing several, SEVERAL Mexicans, I can assure you, Guacamole is Mexican in origin.
Sour cream, on the other hand, you’re right.
I can't think of a single traditional Mexican meal I've attended that didn't have guac. Sorry. Your family is actually Salvadoran.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
The BTOs run deep in his family
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I can assure you they're not.
And most Americans don’t know traditional Mexican food. It’s a bit of a hybrid around these parts.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Try again
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacamole
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
BOOM
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
ah
I forgot guacamole. that is most certainly on This List™
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Anything with avocado is delicious.
And it’s a super food!
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
There's nothing fucking super about it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
It is Mexican food
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Check the health benefits to eating an avocado a day, homey.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'd have to imagine eating an avocado without wanting to vomit.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
What is your deal about quacamole?
Shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Is that like some duck-based avocado sauce?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
Nice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He got you good you fucker
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
CHICKENFUCKER
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
It's disgusting.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
there are HAAS avocados, and HATCH green chiles
but when you’re efforting a particularly strenuous shit, it’s like you’re HATCHING AN AVOCADO
avocado is horrible
no matter the way it is prepared
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can eat it but it isn't great
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you probably like shit like
cabbage, beets, spinach and tofu
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no
I eat a shit load of raw spinach, but never cooked and that other shit sucks.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
my dick is as big around as his forearms.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I had a friend who ate some beets, peed red and thought he was bleeding internally...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
no he called him...had no idea what it was...
beets are so good for you though…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
no nuts in any form.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
freak
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
by BigGuns on Jan 20, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
and I thought I was picky
I will eat nearly anything on there given the right situation. Cottage cheese only on lasagna .
I agree with some of this list so hard
fuck beans except green
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And black, and pinto, and fava...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Black beans are so fucking terrible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, you ignorant slut.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
PINTO FTMFW
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
In a situation where I have to choose, I'm going pinto.
I could do with or without beans though.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
Black beans are pretty legit.
Especially in chipotle burritos.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yyyyyyyyyes.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
no
NO
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
x2
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shut up, man.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
he looks blazed
and No
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Who the fuck is this guy?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
/BTO
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Black Beans on burritos are so good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You're all idiots
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
BLACK BEANS WOULDN'T BE GOOD ON KATE UPTON'S TITS...
OH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING OF COURSE THEY’D BE GOOD ON KATE UPTON’S TITS, THEY JUST MAKE ME RAGE SO BAD, YOU GUYS.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
my guess you don't like beans in chili
by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you mean soup?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Yu! Over here! In the chef's hat!
Yu, do you like beans in your chili?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
heh, well done
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
I would not want to live in a world without gravy, cheese, nuts, eggs, and ranch dressing.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Basketball Mafia?
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/7484258/new-jersey-nets-deron-williams-list-teams-go-to
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Just got proposed a trade..
I send guy Jodie Meeks, guy sends me DeAndre Jordan.
Yes?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 11:15 PM CST reply actions
I have no clue who either of those guys are.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
One only shoots 3's.
The other blocks shots and picks up rebounds.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
No way.
I mean, maybe. Sure. Why not? Yep.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
River Fenix
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Oh God it's horrible...Here's a link for those that might not follow herbie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1TAwK_1aoE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I sadly know every word to that song.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
I also liked the fact that Herbie's IANF videos were in the sidebar.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
hehehehehe
this one is a classic
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Would love to see who he was talking to there...
I want to know how bad his beer goggles are.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
That cracks me up.
Makes me feel bad for being a dick to him sometimes.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 20, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
I want to hang out with him some time
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Coming to the tailgate?
I think he’s been at them all.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
I went to the last one
he was not there. I has a sad.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I missed the last one, so I didn't know.
He charmed my wife at TG II
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
He will if we move
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
River Fenix
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
is this a bit?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
yu?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Mike Jones
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
Why did no one warn me how terrible Nicki Minaj is?
Just tried to watch a new video of hers that was trending and I almost gouged out my eyes and set off fireworks near my eardrums.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:53 PM CST reply actions
Nobody told you who the f she is?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
I had only heard the name before.
Didn’ t know anything about her.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
It is a lyric from Superbass
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
I am disappoint.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
She's pretty unattractive...
But babymamatill really like that Super Bass song so I tolerate it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
It's not a terrible song in a dance atmosphere
It is not good on the radio however
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
Her music is shit
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Taylor Swift
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
has catchy songs
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
made sweet love with John Mayer
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No, she fucked the fucking shit outta him and his friends at the same time...
She’s such a slut.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
I was trying to ease Schultzy into it
but I’m pretty sure she’s met the wombshifter
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
I refuse to believe this
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
They do not look like just friends to me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
OH HE RAN DAT DICK ALL UP IN HER
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
I bet she is a whore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 21, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Noooooooooo
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
whooooore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 21, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just cause you're saving yourself for her doesn't mean she's reciprocating.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
Schoolly beat you there
Second place isn’t too bad though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
You wouldn't even be in second with Taylor Swift.
More like 51,129th.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She's a HUGE slut
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
Actually, she's rather skinny
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
Oh Bob. No.
“We’ve got guys, frankly, like Josh Hamilton that I would love to see re-signed,” Simpson said. “And frankly, my personal preference at this moment would be to re-sign him instead of helping Fielder. We (the ownership group) could all debate that.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
#moneypenisamess
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
This should surprise no one.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
It's not surprising, but it's still horrifying
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
I really like Josh...
Really do. And I know I’m of the minority, but I’d rather have him than Fielder if I had to choose.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
Josh Hamilton is made of Brandon McCarthy's dandruff and has the approach of Yuniesky Betancourt hopped up on goofballs.
He’s a terrible long-term investment.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
But fatty fatterson who plays questionable defense on first is?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
Better than Hamilton, yes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I feel like it's arguable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
Prince is he's younger, doesn't have a horrific medical history, and is a slightly better (and way more consistent) hitter
So not really.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
well
1B D if overrated, plus the system has plenty of depth to deal (defensively) with losing Hamilton in the OF. Although a big fat fatty, Fielder is remarkably durable, as he’s hardly missed any games. Also, he can smash the ball and is still pretty young and could be smashing the ball for a great many more years. Hamilton is relatively old and has a lot of mileage on his wheels, is always getting hurt and is going to command a massive salary.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Also, as much as I hate to say it, Hamilton also will constantly run the risk of backsliding
I hope he does not, and don’t think he will, but and addiction like that isn’t something that’s just going to go away.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
I actually don't factor any of that into it
other than saying his body has a lot of miles on it. Although it’s somewhat naive to say someone who was an addict won’t relapse, I think the system is in place to ensure that doesn’t happen again. I’m not worried about him waking up one day and going “you know what would hit the spot? a delicious McGriddle. And some crack.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
No, I don't think he will relapse
But it’s also a potential pitfall than Fielder doesn’t have. I think when you’re making this type of investment in a player, you have to consider every factor you can.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
honestly, I don't even consider it a potential pitfall
not sure why. I think it’s more likely that Fielder eats his way out of baseball than Josh cranks his way back to shitting behind the Arby’s dumpster using napkins to wipe his ass.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Well put
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
I'd be far more worried about him deciding he could use some body shots again than the crack thing
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
we could all use some body shots dude
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I guess I'd rather have Hamilton in the outfield and at the plate, than fatty at the bat and at 1B. But I'm also not an MLB GM
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
The thing about Hamilton...
It’s almost guaranteed that a good amount of the time you won’t have him anywhere but the DL.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Once Hamilton and Cruz are gone.
We have fuck all in the OF.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Have we forgotten King Leonys already?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
Nope.
Bust.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
David Murphy
10-year extension.
Problem solved.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Reaquire Jeff Francoer
or I hear the Cubs are looking to deal Soriano
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
You'd have to pry Frenchy from Dayton Moore's cold dead hands
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
DH bro
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
durability
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 21, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shut the fuck up, Bob
and just sign the goddamned checks.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 21, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
The worst thing here is not that he wants Hamilton over Fielder
That is bad but not awful. What scares me is ownership getting involved in the types of decisions that should be left to the FO.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
Yes.
I seem to remember after the Chucky G debacle that Bob and Ray said that is the last we’d be hearing from them.
Shoulda fucking known.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 21, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
Something I just noticed about this quote
“helping Fielder” Like he’s some sort of charity case, and not a guy who’s going to kill small children sitting on the RF porch.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Back from the Stars game.
Argh. Did enjoy my first time sitting in the lower bowl, that much was good.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
x
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 21, 2012 12:04 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
no
that is a japanese maple leaf
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 21, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The Rangers sign Yu Darvish and that's THE story...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
I feel like everyone should by these shirts and wear them to his starts
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
since we can't get his Ham Fighting jersey, it's the next best thing
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I'd wear one, it's a cool shirt..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
There's also that lady that was offended that Yu didn't sign something for her in the photo...
She looks unstable.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
Couldn't quite place the accent. Midlothian?
Also a possible meth user.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
where can i find that video, btw?
I forgot to watch it last night. By “forgot,” I of course mean I got drunk and passed out.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
that lady is a dumb bitch.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I'm just glad she didn't have a weapon...
She seemed pretty close to injuring herself or someone.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
so stupid, yeh bitch he just flew from Japan, has a huge day ahead of him ..
and he’s going to stop and sign autographs, put the meth pipe down lady.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
She was really awful.
“I hope he gets better over the next six years”
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions
"hey, I bought like 10 things of garlic fries last year when I went to Ranger games...that chinaman OWES me an autograph and a lock of his hair"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
And she's like 70 years old...
what is she going to do with an autograph? It’s so stupid.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
Autographs piss me off.
People think they are entitled to them. They are not. Get a life.
I say this because I’ve worked Rangers autographs for the last 4 years.
Get me autographs please
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have almost the entire 2007 Rangers.
I don’t have very many current players.
How do you feel about Travis Metcalf
Have it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I feel a sympathetic pain in my side
Campaign for more thorough cleaning of MLB locker rooms … after epidemics of Thoracic Outlet Syndrome and Appendicitis
Sell it for meth.
Not a lot of Darvish memorabilia state-side yet…
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions
Screw her
She should be honored to even be in the same room as Yu
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I heard he banged Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions
I doubt even Taylor could say no to him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
MOTHER FUCKER
Did anybody else notice that that bitch from the channel 8 video is in that picture too?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
Fucking liar
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
goddamn you for beating me to this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
great minds, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 21, 2012 12:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
WELL THEN CATCH IT!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
WELL THEN YOU BETTER LET HIM OUT!
Oh, crap
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
It can get away for all I care.
It’s made of rubber.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 21, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
Bought a Souray Shirsey tonight.
I know, you’re all thrilled.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
I had a chance to buy an Edmonton jersey with "STUDLY WONDERBOMB" on it and I didn't
so dumb, I am.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Best nickname in the history of sports?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
Wow, that would have been shweet.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 21, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions
Burish...
WTF? He’s a shell of the man he was last year, as is GoGo.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
This has been a frustrating last several games fo sho
just don’t know what to think of this bunch.
Can’t see em making the playoffs…again. Hopefully I will eat those words.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 21, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
It's hard to make a judgement call with your top two centers out.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
headed in the right direction
get Benn and Ribs back, keep learning Gulutzan’s system, keep Kari healthy, this is a good team next year.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Goose has been rounding in to last season's form lately
Burish was always kinda not good
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 21, 2012 12:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT BURISH
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
Otts bad at everything that isn't faceoffs
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 21, 2012 12:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
He's really good at pissing people off
so obviously your statement is false
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions
he's pretty great at running his yap
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF...
In all seriousness he’s been less effective lately.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
Souray needs to be shot into the sun however
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 21, 2012 12:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
he was cheap
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I feel like they're trying too fucking hard to get the Wonderbomb going and are forcing shots that aren't really there.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
Teams have realized he seems to be skating in cement and can't pass
So they just crowd him, I’ll take Larsen over him any day
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 21, 2012 12:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
if the PP ever gets in a groove, he's invaluable throwing pucks toward the net
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
The problem with that is you have to have a power play that can find a groove...
And his shot doesn’t work on the PP cause we have NOBODY ON THIS TEAM WHO LIKES TO SIT IN THE CREASE CLEANING UP TRASH
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions
Isn't that morrows career?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 21, 2012 12:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't get to watch a lot of games, but the ones I do, it seems like that's all he does
buzzes around the net and fights the battles in the corners
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Yeah I've watched almost every game
He’s slow as hell and just takes dumb penalties this season
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 21, 2012 12:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
So what about the other three lines?
It’s just so frustrating to see so many centering feeds and nobody there to take them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
Bring back Dahlen
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions
a twitter Yankees fan with insight as to why the Yankees will sign Prince:
“I just feel like Fielder going to land some where crazy that’s why it’s taking so long. A-Rod can DH then Prince can go 3B”
That’d be a sight.
Ok everybody, just bunt the ball to the left side of the infield
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
Hey, I can see why the Yankees might do this
Putting Prince at 3rd would make Jeter look like Ozzie Smith in comparison
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions
He's been holding out to sign with Montreal...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
Same here.
Always dug that team.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 21, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
He has to be kidding, right?
I mean… maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Actually, I kind of want this to happen.
You thought we gave Face shit for his 3B defense…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
...
Ok.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I was surprised there was no Yu presser coverage on the LSB front page.
Then again, I can see how it would be hard to justify with the Brad Hawpe signing and all the hoopla associated with that.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
hi!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I was going to put up a Fanshot and link it to the front page with the live link on MLB.com but the URL wasn't accepted because it had characters that SB Nation didn't like and I was too annoyed to go to tinyurl.com...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions
those are words
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I was also going to get a list of every question asked and make fun of the DFW media for being idiotic...
but then The Simpsons came on.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions
The Pimpsons? Or the Sampsons?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
I missed the press conference
it was that bad?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 21, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
It was really bad, dude...
The second question was about the shirt he was wearing to embarrass him that it sort of looked like a marijuana leaf. There was a question about barbeque and another about how much he loves America. And that’s just off the top of my head.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
Yikes
“Dew yew luv ’murica lahk yew love yer homeland China?”
I should probably just delete it from the dvr if it recorded.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 21, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
It's quite embarrassing.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 21, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
Probably Adam sparing the DFW media some bashing
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
Careful.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 21, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
He tossed in his $100K for a stake in ownership, he gets a damn question!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
wait
this is real? they let Charlie Pride ask a question? And that’s the question he asked????
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
So are we going to get a head start on our awesome Brad Hawpe memes?
First one that comes to mind:
A Nelson from the Simpsons gif with a “HAW-HAWPE!” caption.
Try the veal.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 21, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
I know TATTOO YOU is just odds and ends
but I love the whole back end, after Start Me Up and Little T&A … Worried About You sends me back to my DON COVAY records (just like FOOL TO CRY did)
Waiting on a Friend is near perfection.
Que sera, sera.
by scoop16 on Jan 21, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Love Bobby Keys, but Sonny Rollins was a nice touch.
Que sera, sera.
by scoop16 on Jan 21, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I used that song in a Rangers Timeline post for you...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
RF is back at it...
Herbie Herbie Pallotta
Stu’s ( @Bourbon_Stu ) second song of the night.. Purple Rain youtube.com/watch?v=lhH9O7…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhH9O7Ui-K8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 12:46 AM CST reply actions
this one will always be my fav
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH5kaDuUAAE&feature=related
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
You said it PlanetManSexxxy...
PlanetManSexxxy Curtis W. Johnson,Jr
and y the hell CAN’T the RANGERS sign PRINCE FIELDER 2??!! shit, GO 4 IT!!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 12:47 AM CST reply actions
I'm pissed I have a Saturday morning lab.
It means I won’t be able to stay up all night bullshitting with you people.
So has the LSB Hive(tm) formulated a hotness opinion on
MLB Network’s Sam Ryan yet?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Yes from me.
Definitely.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Seems to have a rockin bod
Face looks good from the front, but noticed some horsey face on the side profiles.
Unquestionably doable though, IMFO.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 21, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions
Has anyone ever heard this particular claim before?
BenKuchera BenKuchera
Not to knock Mitt Romney’s religion, but he called a church newsletter that stated women and blacks may be human “a fascinating theory”
The guy tweeting it has had a mix of humor and political commentary tonight, so I can’t figure out if he’s being serious or not. No Google evidence that I can find.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
There is zero chance that is true.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I tend to agree.
He’s not a humorist, so his attempts at humor sometimes come across flat. This is probably one of those cases.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 21, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
Jesus, it's One fucking O'clock
Why the hell am I still awake?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Whose up?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 21, 2012 2:25 AM CST via Android app reply actions
*raises hand*
About to punch up Supernatural.
Sup?
Look, this is a bad time to buy cocaine anyway. With the market how it is, it is better to rent cocaine.
You watch
Herbie’s tweeted videos?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 21, 2012 2:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 21, 2012 2:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I saw RF...
I’m watching Max right now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions
Herbie told me to play to the camera.
That’s the best I could do.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You did well!
Looks like a fine time.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 2:36 AM CST up reply actions
Nothing
Same as me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 21, 2012 2:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Whhhhhhhhhhhy?
No Total Eclipse of the Heart duet?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 21, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions
Nope.avi
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 21, 2012 2:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fantastic night
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 21, 2012 2:50 AM CST via Android app reply actions
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