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1/22 OT and NFL Championship Sunday

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I think today will be a documentary day.

Page One: A Year Inside the New York Times, The Interrupters, maybe Tabloid…

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 AM CST reply actions  

Page One: Inside the New York Times

Less an actual look at the paper and more a look at the paper’s (and by extension, print media’s) place in the modern world. Some discussion of the launch of their paywall, and the best aspect, some actual reporting. It could have been a lot better.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:43 AM CST up reply actions  

this girl mentioned something called "harmony and me" as a worthwhile documentary about a break up

I’ve yet to look it up myself though

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Is it a newer film or something a few years old?

Interrupters is SO good. I’ve still got 15 minutes left, but it might be among the best documentaries I’ve ever seen. So hopeful in face of no hope, so inspiring. Possibly the best film Steve James has ever done, and that means better than Hoop Dreams.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

You ever watch the docu on insex.com?

google it

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Is it something I should google at work? :)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, hell no

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

You can read up here though

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insex

A great, titillating, fascinating look at the human psycho…maybe way creepy for some.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

It's a low budget film made in Austin

It came out a few years ago. It is supposed to be funny

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I was knocked on my ass.

Not at all what I was expecting.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Fucking insomnia, my day is already 3 hours old

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I cannot take Ambien, so...

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I know we've talked about your sleep problems before.

Is it the sleepwalking thing or something else that puts Ambien out of bounds?

by other_shoe on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Sleep driving once, almost

I flushed them then, haha.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought I remembered something like that.

I get up to all sorts of things while asleep, so that side effect has me wanting no part of Ambien.

by other_shoe on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

As do I

Door unlocked, shit missing/misplaced, etc…

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Melatonin does the trick for me.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I need to buy some more

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I think mine the last few days is stress related

New gig, management role, etc. I mean, I am not nervous or stressed about it, but my subconscious sure as hell is.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate when that happens.

I will actually sleep but I am so restless and dozing on and off that don’t actually getting any rest.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

i thought i'd get up and steal posting the OT...

since i’ve got 4mo old twins and was up. and of course someone beat me to it.

welp.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Jan 22, 2012 6:40 AM CST reply actions  

Go Cowboys!

… Oh wait

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jan 22, 2012 7:21 AM CST reply actions  

Black birds gonna feel PAIN

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:32 AM CST up reply actions  

You're gonna trade me DMC today?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

A month into the season and Gallo is ranked #2 by Yahoo...

Gallo + Bob + _________ = DMC + Monta + Blatche

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Gallo + Zaza = DMC + Blatche?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

it

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 8:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

didn't

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

happen

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You didn't offer first shot at your sister to a LSBer?

A shameful ass dolphinpuncher

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

hey, I am a 9 out of 10

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's what IANF did.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

everyone is a breakdancer

in a strobe light

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Go Niners!!!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 8:42 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

R. Budd Dwyer

Did some reading up on that guy based on the blurb up top. Pretty fucked up, and it looks like the actual press conference is available on YouTube.

There’s also a documentary filmed in the aftermath of his suicide, I’d its available on Netflix I’m about to get all over that. Very interesting.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

*IF it's available

Mobile posting is a bitch.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Made us watch it for a Mass Media Ethics class

And i was like “BITCH IM FROM THE INTERNET GENERATION I DONE SEEN EVERY VIRAL VIDEO BY AGE 12”

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Is that the gif of thus guy blowing his head off?

There was a vid on gross.com or whatever that defunct website was.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Still haven't watched the video but,

further reading revealed that Filter wrote “Hey Man, Nice Shot” about this guy. His widow was, of course, pissed.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I used to love that fucking song

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I was always told that was about Cobain

but that was pre-internet days, so I pretty much believed anything someone told me.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I read that in a magazine

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The same story

Said that Cobain watched the Dwyer video constantly prior to his own suicide (or Courtney Love doing murderings on him. Whichever way you lean.)

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 9:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Fucking hate courtney love

I feel sorry for Paul Rudd having to make out with her in a movie

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Courtney killed Kurt.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

The video of it is on youtube.

That’s how I watched it.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I need the Giants to lose today

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

eat shit and die

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No, mayonnaise

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Just straight

So eat shit and die already!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

ha ha ha

I love making little jabs at Cowboy fans

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Me too :)

But I fucking hate the Giants and dumbface Ely.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

would like Eli to win another SB

so he has more trophies then big brother

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would like today to be the last day I wear a Giants shirt

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So are you with this chick today?

Otherwise, how in the hell is she going to know if you’re wearing it?

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

No she goes to a&m

I text her a picture of me hanging out in the shirt.

I’ve moved on to chasing another girl, but I’m going to honor the terms anyway.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Fuck that.

If you can wombshift, ditch the shirt.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

can't, rather.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm a gardener

Gotta plant seeds for opportunities during spring and summer break

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That would be an injustice to how much better Payton is

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Paterno

Family just announced he died.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Drat, I missed starting a death pool

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

a facebook friendship posted a long rant against that editor that reported his death too early

She went on about shoddy journalism toying with her emotions.

I almost said, well it’s not like the guy raped an 8-year-old boy.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Priorities man

That editor resigned around 1 a. M. Heh.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

stoopid autocorrect

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

His family elected to pull the plug

Oh, and nice reporting Yahoo radio…no mention in the ten second old ticker.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you would be hard-pressed to find a more bizarre turn of events

60+ years w/ penn state, 45+ as head coach… and the last few months – well, it’s just bizarre

by sam in so cal on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

n0

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 9:40 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

cool cloudy and windy

don’t feel like doing shit today

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Supposed to get to 75

It needs to, as I have 4 pounds of center cut, Mexican marinaded pork ribs to smoke today…yummy.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Attaboy

I was going to burn out the inside of my drum smoker today, but the 25mph wind gusts have me a bit worried about burning a 55 gallon barrel full of firewood and scrap. Changed plans and will just cook a few dozen bacon wrapped jalapenos

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 22, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think we need to worry about that today.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

It's truly incredible how fast you can get out of shape

Went on an hour walk with wifey. No cane, but mostly level ground.

Christ, you’d think I just did an hour of windsprints to see me huffing and puffing.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Surgery was way back in March

Did a bunch of rehab all throughout the summer. Used a cane to get around for several months, but stopped using it around November or so.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Good news

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Gracias

Yeah as long as I’m not walking long distances, I can get around without it. Stairs are still a challenge though.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So my girlfriend was having a conversation with her mother to which I threw in my two cents...

To which she replies, “Yeah, nobody cares about your feelings right now.”
Understood…understood.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 AM CST reply actions  

Heh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

x

Did “bitch” make it past your lips?

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 11:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nope, just did this.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

you should have intimately described your first time of anal with her daughter

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

It was her daughter who said that to me.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

What a sequence.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 11:33 AM CST reply actions  

SOCCER

What game are ya’ll watching?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit...

Washington vs. Pittsburgh right after this on NBC.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

HOCKEY!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

NO SEX OR DRINKING OR DRUGS OR FUN OF ANY KIND.../Schultzy

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

NO FUN HERE

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

You're a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Romney sent ouy a tweet reminding people about early voting

gotta get some votes before another debate

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 11:37 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

He hit the ground a lot harder than we though.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:39 AM CST reply actions  

MUCKY DUCK 3:30

(threw up at the magic time machine last night with herbs, tide, kok, riverfenix,) talk about rock bottom, you guys.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

you should quit drinking

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Scroll down...

Your weak ass intervention is too late.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

Well IANF is a pro

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

At first I thought you were announcing that Mighty Ducks starts at 3:30 today...

I was excited.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

You should've just gone

Bye Bye Bye at little earlier

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't really wanna make it tough...

I just wanna tell you that I’ve had enough
Stuart Freeman and it ain’t no lie
BYE BYE BYE

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Not that I advocate karaoke...

But if you and your bros are secure in your manhood enough to do a I Want it That Way by BSB, you’ll have every mid to late twenties lady at the bar swimming in her seat for you.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

we all did beach boys last night

pretty sure drummermoe has a copy on her phone

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you motherfuckers for not inviting me

KoK, really???

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

lol yeah... KOK is a cool cat.. he wore a panda hat all night?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you too

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

what

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you motherfuckers for not inviting me

Get it now?

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I am pouting

Suck it.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah.. ill see you april 7th you ole man

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Not if I sic TDT on you first

lol

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK wearing a panda hat?

Uploaded from the Photobucket iPhone App

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

kinda looks like max

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Cause he's a goddamn boss.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks dude

You coming next weekend?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You should assume not...

I’m getting into the home stretch of liltill getting here. Could be any minute.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

True statement.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

zero rules at the magic time machine lounge

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Shuddup and eat some McD's, fatass

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I've actually had to stop..

Since I’m moving to Sacramento, so I’m currently going though a lifestyle change.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 12:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Gay?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Living lean, son. No foods that are going to make me feel like death afterwards.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 12:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

McD's kills me too

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you

Among other reasons is because I DDed for like 5 ppl last night

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I must say

You are probably the first person ever to suggest I shouldn’t be allowed in a bar

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ianf's couch.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Stu's couch

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wore it all night

Will next weekend too

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have a similar hate

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

so do i...but my dog attacked it. =(

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

hell..even i was there.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

:(((

.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

i couldnt handle it.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You guys were at Mucky Duck last night?

I was there too. You guys should have flashed the LSB gang signs so I could have seen everyone.

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

magic time machine..

going to the duck this afternoon.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

buddy in San Jose, Raiders household, his 7-year-old son

spontaneously became a Giants fan last year … yesterday he took the boy to the Hyatt Burlingame to watch the team arrive … what a dad

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 11:41 AM CST reply actions  

drinking a toilet beer and LSB'n

pretty good sunday mornin if you ask me

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 AM CST reply actions  

What's a toilet beer?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

A beer while he is on the toilet

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Shower beer is better.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

shower BJ while drinking a shower beer is tops

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe that's what I've been missing, lol

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll take your word for it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Schultzy just reminded me...

Ya’ll ever watch that show Buzzkill on MTV?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions  

where did you move?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Lakewood

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not 5 minutes from River Fenix...

I’m one street number down. His apartment buts up to mine.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not them, it's me.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Right...

Herbie invited me on Friday night and I turned him down.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Not by IANF's sister...

He has a 100% closing ratio there.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

RIGHT!

haha

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Soccer officiating has got to be hardest pro sport to do.

So much BS you have to deal with & so space you have to cover by yourself (with only some help from your assistants).

by drizzle on Jan 22, 2012 11:58 AM CST reply actions  

i love soccer and played all my life...

“extra minutes” is the stupidest thing ever.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Not really

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Soccer makes baseball's replay look state of the art.

Woefully 18th century.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

explain tennis pussy

and i would kick your ass in air hockey as well as ping pong (not tennis)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, tennis pussy is pussy that is very physically fit (sans Serena Williams)

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it can be

Part of the mental game

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I suck at air hockey but I'm not sure you would in ping pong

Do you want me to explain the rules?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

i have a killer drop sock and a two hand backhand.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

shot*

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Drop sock...

There’s a masterbation joke in here somewhere.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you want me to explain?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Your tennis skills wouldn't automatically make you better than IANF at ping pong.

More hand eye than athleticism.

You might be better… but I wouldn’t automatically take the tennis player if his opponent has significant ping pong experience.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I know they don't automatically make me better

I happen to be pretty dang good at ping pong

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

(have a ping pong table and pool table upstairs at my parents house)

grew up mastering the art of great ping pong.

sounds stupid but im really raelly good at ping pong…

herbie schooled us all at air hockey last night

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

haven't you seen Match Point!

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 12:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I saw the poster

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

we should have an LSB soccer match

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

NCAA soccer does it right

clock counts down. and it ends at 0

by sarnold on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

they really need to add 2 referees to have a well-called game

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Soccer refs suck so bad

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I ran a 15k this morning at Norbuck park

I was gonna go home afterward, but as I was walking to my car they announced on the PA that the beer garden would open in 15 minutes. You know what the best kind of beer is? It’s free beer.

by sarnold on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 AM CST reply actions  

wahoo!!!!!!!!! and then were gonna walk to the mucky duck and pick up chicks

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

If only every soldier would drop their gun and pick up a chick

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

What happened to that girl?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

im gonna marry her...

(and when i say pick up chicks.. its 99.9% not gonna happen)

and shes 3 states away in missouri so.. ummmm yeah.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah Schultzy...

IANF needs to get some stanky on his hang down.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

backpage.com

Trust me on this.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Ian Darke could announce my cancer...

And I would be gleefully excited about it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

PAGING MATTEO

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

HAHA, more 13 Tik am fail

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

Are they trying out the new studio today?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Righto, by cellphone broadcasting

Cumulus Radio must be a real piece of shit company.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know how I feel about the Caps jerseys...

I like em but I don’t.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

I think the vast majority of NHL jerseys are pretty ugly

All mediocre templates and pointless piping.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You also hate hockey, so fuck you.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

someone explain to me how woodall rodgers park is a good idea?

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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not sure I understand the relevance of your photo

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

its a park over woodall rodgers... whoever thought of the idea and decided to build it

i have no clue… its a dumb project. that is probably expensive as fuck. i dont understand it.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

its not big though? i guess its dallas version of central park or whatever...

but it seems logistically retarded…. i dont really understand it but… hopefully the end result is cool

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

ha

Central Park: 843 acres
Woodall Rogers Park: 5.2 acres

by sarnold on Jan 22, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Central Park is bigger than downtown Dallas. All of it.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I know what the park is.

I don’t understand why your photo bears on the question why it’s being built.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Jump and tell me!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

We can piss on cars driving on 35?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

i can't wait.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

have a video of us singing beach boys?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Ask Tide or KOK. They were the ones taking video last night.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

It's actually one of the few Dallas projects I'm excited about.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Not like that stupid fucking bridge.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

the white one over the trinity? is that linking woodall to 30?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

was 30 not sufficient for that?

is the bridge going to actually help with traffic?

by sarnold on Jan 22, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Has it even been approved for travel

I thought I read somewhere that the Corp of Engineers wouldn’t approve it.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 22, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

why is there a bridge that goes to West Dallas?

Does anyone know what the purpose of that bridge is?

by sarnold on Jan 22, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone read Robert Wilonsky's blog in the Observer?

he’s written a lot about that bridge, and that park … but it’s all abstract to me

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

honestly the best thing that could happen to dallas is a legitmate

transit system… doest look like it will ever fucking happen though

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I want a Fighter's jersey really bad.

They aren’t very easy to find though. If anyone has any luck let me know what you conjure up.

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

I own a link to them.

But I don’t plan to link it again.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 12:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

please?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

will do

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

TLTQ

has a link i believe
(or at least i thought it was him)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's a link to the online store

I don’t speak japanese so I have no idea if there are Darvish jerseys in here.

http://hokkaido.fighters.co.jp/shopping/top.php

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

X

They do.

For the price of 7900円。

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 22, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Out of stock it looks like

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 22, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

And can't ship here anyways

Only to Japan

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly...

Your best bet would be to find someone who would either buy one or bid on like Yahoo Auctions Japan (much bigger than eBay) and ship it over.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this idea.

He surely has enough frequent flyer points. Hell, he may even buy one for every member of LSB if we ask nicely.

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You want me to fly to Japan to get jerseys?

If you pay for the jersey and each person subsidizes $15 on top for the flight, I’ll go get them.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I would probably get on that

if Japanese sizes would possibly fit my giant fat ass.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It's more than the width

which would be too small… their sizes also run really, really short compared to American sizes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not giving up this easily.

I’ll own a jersey before the season begins.

Yahoo auctions you say?

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll seriously fly to Japan

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

If we can get 20-30 LSBers to confirm jersey purchase

and subsidize $20 over top, AND have someone confirm inventory, AND make sure customs won’t arrest me, AND verify we can’t just have them shipped – I will fly to Japan in the next two and a half weeks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

X

Pretty sure these ship international.

Only Darvish JERSEY I could find in stock was a small gold one.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

or $125 for a jersey from Japan via Benji

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Can you speak any Japanese?

Seems almost essential. I could be way off base on this topic though.

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I went to Japan in December.

I know absolutely no Japanese and was able to get around pretty easily.

Most of the people there were really friendly and tried to find someone to help me if they couldn’t communicate with me.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Tokyo.

The maps and subway systems are in English and Japanese.

It was a really cool trip. Even at restaurants, there are photos of the food so you don’t need to speak it, just point.

It’s a lot like going to New York City.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd probably do that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Or just do 15 at 20/pop

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd do that, too.

I wish we could get a bunch of people to wear them and sit together at one of his starts. Somewhere he could see and know.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the jerseys are $100-$115ish USD

So they’d be $120-135ish each. Barring all the caveats I espoused elsewhere.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I could go Feb 5ish

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought I had someone doing this already, but as I predicted he would, he forgot.

I even called him the day before he left AND sent a reminder with him through his mom. Idiot.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, you guys could all meet me at the airport when I get back

and ask me if I’m going to have BBQ.

But really, I’d like to go.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm dowb

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

May be too late, but I'd like one

Count me in

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah Caps...Bruce Boudreau was your fucking problem...

Not that bitch Ovie.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

You watching this game?

It just got really interesting.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I Am Number Four

What a terrible fucking movie.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

jaeger bombs!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

At least I didn't throw up.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

burn

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 12:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

This cannot be said enough

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

yep, awful

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

i honestly have no clue what is going to happen in that game.

id take NY on the moneyline if i was betting though.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I decided I want to run the Rock n Roll San Diego Marathon on June 3rd

then spend a few days driving up the california coast. Then go to the the Rangers @ SF the next weekend. This sounds like a good plan.

by sarnold on Jan 22, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

CS,B.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

We don't give a fuck about your fantasy team

Or your fucking ice trays, lamemo.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Niners in a blowout

lock it up. Bet the house

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

there you go thinking again

the reasoning is sound but you are flat out wrong. We can link this post later to prove how clairvoyant I am

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Uhhhhhhh.

Really?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

HEY JOE FLACCO

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

I hate waiting until 2 for a footballgame

I remember the good ol days when I woke up at 11 on Sundays and football was only an hour away.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

Can someone do me a quick favor?

See if you can get the option to download Java:
http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp

I’m trying to do an uninstall/reinstall since it stopped working, and I can’t get the download to come up, so I need to know if it’s on their end or my end.

by drizzle on Jan 22, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

devolve away

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 1:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Who's the play by play guy for the NHL game of the week?

He’s very Ian Darke.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, and seeing Neal perform so well makes my stomach hurt.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly I think Neal is a product of malkin

And that he Would be putting up similar numbers as Ryder next to Benn

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I just can't put a judgement on this team without Ribeiro and Benn in the lineup...

So frustrating.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

And Neal just trolled your ass.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That was all malkin

Malkin is so disgustingly good, I didn’t really mind giving Pittsburgh Neal, their my second team having lived near Pittsburgh for 3 years

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 1:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You should change your sn to "can we get malkin, please"

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope...

Benn is off the table. Benn is the Mike Modano that gets this franchise back to relevance in DFW.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather get swept in the playoffs then draft top 16

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I would too

But I don’t think we’re going to make the show, the defense is a mess

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hockey and baseball alike...

Even if you do draft top 5 you’re not guaranteed to see that player any time soon.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

quick quiz, what matchup do people want to see in the Super Bowl?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

San Fran and New England

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

ditto

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 22, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Since I don't give a fuck...

I just wanna watch an exciting game.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Same here

Only reason I really watch is because I usually end up at a Super bowl party, and a good game usually helps things. I’d rather be watching hockey.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Niners vs Patriots

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

49ers/Ravens

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

49ers and pats

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Pats and someone for the Pats to kick the ass of.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

This. Too risky.

The Giants win games they have no business winning.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Losing to the 49ers is the middle case for me.

Getting crushed by NE is my best case.
Winning the SB is by far the worst case.

There is a definite risk/reward there.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a Niners fan.

I want to play the Pats because it’ll be the best game. Ravens/Niners was a snooze the first time.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Even then..

You’ll have to hold Baltimore scoreless.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know..

Flacco is pretty dog shit, and he might be worse than when Dilfer won his Lombardi.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Who cares?

It’s a team sport and you can work around that.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

The point is, stupid..

Joe Flacco sucks and he has no business winning a Lombardi.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Neither did Brad Johnson or Trent Dilfer but they did.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You, obviously.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

You shut your whore mouth

the next time you think of speaking ill of Brad Fucking Johnson. Dilfer should never be mentioned in the same breath.

Seriously, fuck Trent Dilfer.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Trent Dilfer is the shit

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

As an analyst, sure.

As a player any time he took more than one step away from the center without handing the ball to Alstott and immediately falling into the fetal position made me reflexively cover my eyes and mumble ‘ohfuckohshit’ until I heard a whistle.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Yeah I meant as an analyst :-D

BUT HE HAS A RING

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

And guys like Dan Marino and Barry Sanders

that were actually good at their jobs do not. Life is unfair.

Seriously though, I hate Trent Dilfer.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The Pats remind me of the Saints.

There’s no reason the 49ers couldn’t beat them.

They could also beat Baltimore, but they woldn’t be favored in either one.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

The battle of the two best tight ends in football

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

The Saints already got eliminated...

So this can’t be right.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

They just said that Cam Cameron's contract runs out with the Ravens and there are no plans for an extension.

Is it possible that Auburn’s new OC is Cameron? All the Auburn insiders are saying that the coordinator has already been hired and due to the delayed timing of the hiring we’re 99% sure that the OC is coming from an NFL team currently playing in the playoffs. Originally, we thought it could be Ver Steeg(Ravens) or Roman(49ers), but with the news about Cameron’s contract, is it possible that he’s the new OC? That would give us two respected NFL coordinators at OC and DC.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

So what's the

Story with Dyer? Seriously, not trolling.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 2:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Failed multiple drug tests for maijawana...

then he mouthed off to our coaches after they suspended him the second time he failed the test. Even after all that, Chizik laid out a plan for him to get back on the team, but he decided he didn’t want to follow the plan and instead transferred to Arky St. with Malzhan.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Rumour or confirmed?

(thanks)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The failed drug tests, while not officially released (due to confidentiality),

are not just rumour. Everyone in Auburn knows Dyer smokes weed and was caught, so it’s very credible. The mouthing off to coaches is less credible, but multiple sources have said it happened and it fits with Dyer’s personality. Dyer is known for being a d-bag with a huge ego. Maybe Malzhan will straighten him out at Arky St, but he was not very well liked by the other members of the team.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks man

I had been wondering what happened, and had been meaning to ask you about it…

What’s your opinion.. Of Malzahn/him leaving?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Malzhan will be missed...

he’s a really good coach and was a huge part in winning the National Championship. His offense was hard to run against SEC defenses without experienced blockers because most of his plays are slow to develop, but he will do great at Arky St. Everyone wishes him the best and knows that it was inevitable that he left for a HC job. Plus, from all accounts, Malzhan is just a really good guy.

Dyer on the other hand, while he was a good back, needed to change his attitude or get off the team. Auburn has plenty of talent (though unproven) at the RB position, so he won’t be missed too much.

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by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a really good game on NBC, you guys.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

I see a shootout

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

absolutely terrible.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

This is awful

"If we fight, I’ll need more speed because Mayweather is fast."

--Manny Pacquiao

by lildrummerboy on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

a C-5 flyover

and Steve Tyler doing the anthem, so Pop Warner-ish

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Tebow-esque opening drive.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

I thought they got him for a second.

Although I guess it was the camera angle/shitty stream quality.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

oh baby drew bledsoe

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder if he gave burger advice.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Would you rather have Matt Moore or Joe Flacco?

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

Give me Matt Moore the pitcher.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Btanch you pussy

take a hit chickenshit

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Whar's Grawnk?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon Ty.

Hit the accept button.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

He hasn't declined it.

First trade I’ve ever sent him that wasn’t declined within a few moments.

He’s thinking about it. It’s a fair deal… potentially more overall production for him, more upside for me.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

BIG VINCE

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

TIMES TWO

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

i have very little desire to watch this game

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Joe

throw the ball

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

dat new england defense

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

Joe Flacco ladies and gentleman.

But who cares? It’s a team sport and you have to work around it!

LOL

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

So I'm done arguing with idiots on the main thread

What have I missed on the game?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 PM CST reply actions  

Yup

A new one named Aircooled showed up arguing that we should overpay Hamilton based on his back story and community impact and that we might lose 100 people/game if we don’t make a good enough effort to re-sign him. It reeks of Josey. He then backtracked to saying he meant the whole time that he only though an appropriate valuation by JD and company of perceived marketing value over on-field value should be added to the contract. It was silly.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

main thread?

You mean some fanshot that the SBN deems not worthy?

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 2:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thread on the main page

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

No more devolving?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm DONE

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

One of my textbooks is $588 new on Amazon

Umm, I’ll pay 28 for used thank you very much.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

One of mine the other day...

was 130 or so new and a 150 used. But now it is apparently 1100 new and still 150 used.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Wildlife Management

The book is Techniques for Wildlife Investigation and Management.

That much for a career path that doesn’t make any money and if you want to stay in the field you will most likely have to do temporary, seasonal technician jobs for several years before you get an actual biologist position.

Lesson of the day: I chose the wrong career field.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit...

prices have gone up that much in the last 7 years? I was paying close tot $160 on avg in 2004.

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I was able to get all of mine for 120 this semester.

But that was with renting a couple of them, which I am not fond of considering that I could use them for future information after college.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

The all black pants and black socks the Ravens wear

with no pads look like leotards.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

Harbaugh

your brother would have gone for it

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

And been wrong.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Looking at flights for Opening Weekend

Found a decent fare on Southwest. But not ready to pull the trigger yet.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

15 hours by myself?

No thanks.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha

It’d probably cost me just as much in gas. And I’d get less time there.

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a beautiful drive.

That Iowa/Missouri/Nebraska/Kansas/Oklahoma one

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

...

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It's horrible.

I’m pretty sure before you go to hell you do that drive.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha.

I’ve done that drive. Several times. It’s actually more of Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

OMA or DSM

Southwest will soon be coming to DSM, but I don’t know when service will start from there.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Worst I've seen Brady look all year.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

TILL

I basically told him that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

nice throw

who was trashingFlacco?

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

People who dont understand the affect the system has on QB production.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULDN'T TAKE R2-D2?!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

Did Josey just show up?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

why?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

He has a story right below

But the editors took a little bit of liberty with their photo choice…

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I need this game to be won by the Patriots by less than 10 points

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

should be grounding

but it is Brady

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

There was a receiver coming back to it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

what the hell smith

what a great freaking pass…just run

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM CST reply actions  

That was weird looking.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

it's like he ran out of gas

or didn’t think flacco could throw it that far

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Flacco got flattened by Wilfork on it

Didn’t finish his throw

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

/miles austin

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

They're remaking 21 Jump Street?

What in the world…

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM CST reply actions  

So I'm pretty sure

IANF and Loblaw are writing a porn on twitter.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

I'm intrigued

Loblaw especially is a great writer

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

It stars a realtor

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

This has open house bukkake written all over it.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT.

My house is on the edge of a development just south of Tyler, and we back up to this wooded area filled with really old, huge pine trees. It’s probably as windy a day as I’ve ever seen it here and I just saw a 50+ foot pine snap and fall like a twig probably 40 yards behind my back fence. That was crazy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

Trees get blown over. It is part of the circle of life in the plant community.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmm, good point.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't say that I have.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I tried to once.

Pulled a muscle.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

what

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

he pulled a muscle

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 3:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It looks kind of like smoke.

One male tree will shoot off a little cloud of pollen and then in a few seconds another will.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

For the record, I wasn't commenting on the spectacle of a tree falling down. Obviously that happens.

I was more startled by the fact that it happened right behind my house and that the wind right now is strong enough to do it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

this is the worst sounding porn ever

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 3:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I couldn't B my L over a spruce

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude

Willow was hella retarded.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Yes

I didn’t think I could find a fantasy movie that could bore me or piss me off more than Legend.

I was wrong.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 3:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What is this Willow character that everyone keeps talking about?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

If you love bad dialogue,

bad acting, cheesy costumes (one of the main bad guys wears a rubber Skeletor mask, I swear), an incomprehensible story, and you have two hrs of your life to burn…by all means, check it out.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 3:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

PREACH!

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It looks terrible

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

(shrugs) Just wanted to say I'd seen it

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 4:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

professor flitwick

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That was a pretty cool commercial, NFL.

And I absolutely believe Jared Allen would react like that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

so is the game any good?

or should I not bother even turning it on?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

not bad

Balt D is playing “bend, don’t break”. Not sure if they can keep it up

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 3:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yea not bad

if you skip Steven Tyler’s National Anthem

by jonathan rigby on Jan 22, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Tom Brady really isn't playing all that well.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

Yep

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

He just trolled the shit out of Ray Lewis, though.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Flacco makes me confused.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

Lol @Spikes

Been studying that soccer film, eh?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 4:06 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Has it been mentioned on here that Mitch is gonna be a daddy?

His wife tweeted the announcement with a sonogram photo.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 4:07 PM CST reply actions  

She hot.

That’s a good play, Mitch.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

benji called it about her being pudgy

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Well,

Obviously she isn’t left handed

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

theres my little panda bear

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is a TD

that better not be overturned

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

CRV commercial chick was good looking.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:13 PM CST reply actions  

id pee in her butt

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

oh wow

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

He should be.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

liam neeson shouldve starred in march of the penguins

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

What an awesome movie.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Beeson

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Heh.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Patriots have no excuse for not recovering that fumble.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

Fumbalaya!

C’mon, Ravens, pour the coal to ’em!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 4:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

really dont want to see the patriots in the super bowl

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

whats up red

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

sup bro

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

over under on the times the word bro was said last night

200?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

wayyyyyyyy over, bro

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

at least 700 bro

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

7000

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Bro

That’s way too low

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I want ravens v 9ers

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Same

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm having issues.

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

OVER CAPACITY

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

WATCH THIS IN THE MEAN TIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=ZrqF7yD10Bo&NR=1

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

not real sure what just happened

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

a

z

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:24 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

oh shit no Gronk.

Fuck you Pollard, you piece of shit.

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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

NotSureIfSerious.jpg

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

OH SHIT, BRADY.

YEAH YOU DID.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

favorite sesame st character?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

i like the elephant guy

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

snuffleupagus

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oscar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Grover

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I always liked Ernie

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

the hamburglar.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Motherfucker... SESAME STREET

Hamburgler didn’t have no hand up his ass.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

grimace?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

was the yep dudes the muppets?

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sesame Street

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 4:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

then I choose them

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You choose wisely.

They’re all over YouTube. If I smoked I’d probably spend the rest of the afternoon glued to these videos.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I know...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Bernard gonna Pollard

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

i bet gronk has 4 pornstars waiting for him at his locker.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not sure that's a good idea

According to FO, Brady gets 7 yards a play when defenses blitz

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

A coworker who's a Lions fan thinks it's weird that I stilll want to watch football when my team isn't playing.

I think it’s weird that he cares about the Lions without actually liking football.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

I laughed at this.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually he is a really, really weird guy.

He’s in the “long time cast member because he can’t do anything else” category of person.

There are people who are front-line cast members because they’re just starting. There are people who are front-line cast members because they want to be. And then there are those where it’s the most responsibility and brain-demand they could ever handle. He’s in the last group.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

colbie callet or avril lavigne

who wins in the “who would you do if you had the choice” contest

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

Caillat.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

i love them both.. if i had 20 minutes with either... i think i gotta go callet...

something to hold on to

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

but brody jenner cant be wrong

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Lavigne.

She doesn’t have to talk, right?

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I answered this before I Googled the first girl.

Now that I have, it’s pretty easy.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Colbie Calliat in a walk.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yep.

Short.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

Bad spot.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

Go for it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

always

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

No overturning that.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

Because it's actually a TD.

The other was overturned because it was not.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll say this..

Tom Brady is a tough, competitive motherfucker.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 4:37 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Nah.

I like him too. He’s a very good QB. One of the best ever.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

The dude has a perfect life

Am I jelly? Absofuckinglutely.

Does that detract from Brady’s greatness? Not a bit.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't know much or care much about what he's up to off the field.

I know he’s married to a model from Brazil and impregnated the girl from Blue Bloods.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

He impregnanted both.

First he was married. Second out of wedlock.

BUT they were together for a while so it’s not like he hit it and quit it.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, I think he's actually been underrated for much of his career.

We know how I feel about that kind of thing.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't care at all for him

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Just never have

Hat said, he’s a master on the field

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You should see the reaction...

Of Cowboys fans when you express admiration for Joe Montana because of things he did before those fans were born…

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

That's different.

If Brady had made a nice career of doing painful things to the Cowboys, or played for a team I grew up despising, I’d hate him.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I view them very similarly.

I was 3 years old for the catch and knowing it happened does not bother me.

I don’t hate Johnny Unitas or Bart Starr either and both beat the Cowboys in championship / Super Bowls.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate Montana more for the uniform than the Pass.

I was old enough to be aware of “I hate 49ers, and Montana was recently a 49er.”

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why I hate Steve Young

Fuck Steve Young with a rusty screw driver.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Grbac?

I just feel bad for him.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I probably actually hated Garcia the most.

But then he was good with the Bucs. Plus, I think he’s also on Team Underrated.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

My hate of Steve Young is far more powerful.

It’s more actual than obligation.

But I’m also far more interested in him as a QB.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually really like Steve Young.

It’s weird.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean The Catch.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I mean the Pass.

Talking about Montana, not Clark.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The catch was in '81.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Against the Cowboys?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Montana was basically Tom Brady when I was a kid.

If I was AJM’s age, I’d probably feel much differently.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

They were awful from about 86 to 90.

I was 8 years old in 86.

I remember them getting killed by the Bears in ’85.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I like him.

He actually backups up the hype around him.

And he’s very handsome.

He’s really good.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

you don't think he is handsome?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I really do not pay attention to the appearances of other men.

Not saying it is wrong for y’all to, it just isn’t something that never crosses my mind.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Not saying it is wrong for y’all to, it just isn’t something that never ever crosses my mind.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I love him

And it doesn’t bother me at all

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

playing power hour with my new best friend. also, have some gumbo type mush

in the crock pot. smells good..

http://drinkingpartner.com/power-hours.php

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

I need twitter to start working.

How else will I see ridiculous Prince Fielder rumors?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions  

I haven't seen any today.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Today has been all Dodgers talk on the rumor front.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

What rumors?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Prince Fielder...

LA Times suggesting they should sign him and Joel Sherman mentioning that several executives at the BBWAA suggesting they might be in play.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

MLB would never approve that

Right?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This would be post auction.

Logistically it seems unlikely… but these are the rumors going around these days.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we even close to an auction?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think something is starting up Monday.

I think they were expecting early Feb to be the time frame for the new owner to be known.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

I thought the timeline was like by end of this next season, not that fast… Wow

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Looking forward to Act of Valor.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

I'm definitely seeing that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Aw man, what happened to FIELDER?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

what?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

is it gone?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yup :(

I think the mods were just nervous SBN was going to see it and give that dude their jobs.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

it was all that hard hitting analysis

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

z

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Good run, Ricky.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

run ricky run

so, how ‘bout that edgerrin james…wonder what he’s up to these days

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

only white

brown is horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

COME THE HELL ON, FLACCO.

TERRIBLE THROW.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

BOOM

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

damnit

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

sonofabitch

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

bad throw

but come on cam! you’re running the ball well, run it inside or do PAP to the outside…

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

holy shit

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

PICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Excellent.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

WOW!!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

that was incredible

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

thats racist

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

why is mcdonalds sweet and sour so good?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:48 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

There is nothing good from McDonalds other than an egg mcmuffin with a hash brown.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

no

sweet and sour

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and I told bmac that I do what I want

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it all started because he likes dadboner

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's so funny when you are wrong all the time

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't, but I do like McDonald's.

I think they’re overrated, but legitimately good.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Checkers has the best fries.

McDonalds and Hardees also have good fries.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Burger house

Kicks the shit out on everything

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hahahaohwow.jpg

They’re new fries are an improvement at least.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked Five Guys more than Checkers, but Checkers is pretty great.

Carl’s Jr. used to have seasoned waffle fries. Those were godly.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like waffle fries.

I also like soft fries.

Steak fries are the very best. Getting harder and harder to find.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate waffle and crinkle cut

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lolWUT

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate waffle and crinkle cut

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I prefer my fries softer than crunchy.

Waffle fries are almost always crunchier than I’d like.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Soft fires are much better

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

that's because crunchy fries are the best

you might as well have a stupid baked potato if you want them crispy

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

er, if you want them soggy

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Crunch is bad.

Crispy is good.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Curly fries are the best

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I love steak fries.

Love.

A large part of why I adore Red Robin.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Whatever I'm in the mood for that day.

Honestly, though, I do their chicken fingers and spicy popcorn shrimp the most.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a pretty good choice for getting the most out of the refills on fries.

Though I have been trying to ween myself from trying to make the most of refills.

by other_shoe on Jan 22, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

So this is a place I should check out, then?

I’m paranoid about trying new fast food chains.

by Closure GT on Jan 22, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Red Robin isn't fast food.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I've only ever seen restaurants with waiters and menus.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

5 guys fries

=god tier

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Lololol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I really do like their fries

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.

The southern chicken thing is edible. But you said good.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

a big mac is my guilty fast food pleasure

or a taco bell dorito burrito thingy

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I have not had the dorrito thing

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i mean for 89 cents its pretty awesome.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That was an incredible play on defense.

Wow.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

OK OK OK OK OK

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

Hmm.. don't agree with this..

But it looks like I’m gonna win my bet!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

less then 3 minutes left

on very edge of FG range.

play to win

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hmmm

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 4:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

lolwut

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

What is this nonsense?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Gtfo

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nice joke

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a bad playcall

Should’ve went with the PA. I like this call on 4th tho

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

This has been a surprisingly good game.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

My wife and son are coming home sometime today, you guys.

I’m pretty pumped about it.

I built my wife an armoire for her photography stuff as a surprise for when she gets back.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Awesome.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

REC'D IT.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

thats great news.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Good deal.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I built it.

We’ve talked about her wanting one for the last few weeks, so I found plans online and did most of the work yesterday and this morning.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Not yet.

We’re using the dining room of our house as our office, and everything in there is white. I think she’ll want it white, so I didn’t stain it yet. It’s bare.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Pine, I didn't want to spend too much money.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

And I might stain it white, I don't know.

She could come home and want it jet black, I have no idea.

I actually ended up combining stains on a bench I made for the entryway and loved how that turned out, so I could go for the same color again for this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome,.

I would love to do stuff like that. Keeps you occupied and you actually get to use it afterwards.

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

It's ridiculously easy.

My wife actually got me into it by subscribing me to DIY magazines and buying me a few books to read. It was pretty obvious that she wanted me to do it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I ended up buying that router table week before last.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They had this router on sale for $159

So I bought that.

http://www.lowes.com/pd_136633-353-1617EVSPK_0__?productId=1014955&Ntt=router&pl=1&currentURL=%2Fpl__0__s%3FNtt%3Drouter&facetInfo=

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

This is me.

I am not even a tool’s person, but I go into Sears or another place like that and I want to buy everything.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Fantastic!

Hope everything goes well for you and your family!

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

yay!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WOO

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

I am about ready for the patriots to be bad for a few years

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

NO.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

YES

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

grrr

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The Niners?

I thought they only had 5 right now.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Patriots.

They’re 3-3.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Desmond Howard.

That’s the one I couldn’t think of.

I was like ’85 and Brady is only 5.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a encyclopedic knowledge of the Super Bowl.

Give me a year, I can give you the teams, MVP, starting QBs, probably head coaches, maybe final score, and other facts and such.

Never strived to know all that, it just ended up happening through years of caring a lot about the history of the game and lots and lots of NFL Films.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm the same way with the World Series from 1970-now

Not quite managers and that shit, but I can do it pretty well.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

Same here…. watching those NFL Films marathons the week before a Super Bowl.

Not that many of them.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

55-10

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking Leon Lett.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That's an easy one.

Cowboys would have had the highest score if Leon could protect a fucking football.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

They'll be alone.

Passing the Broncos.

If they lose, they’ll tie the Broncos, Vikings, and Bills for most losses. Weird to think of the Patriots in any of these categories.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

That's still weird to me.

My brain has still not caught up with the Patriots being a historically-relevant franchise.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

It's kind of like the Tigers, Orioles or Pirates.

Blows my mind to think they were multi-championship winning teams considering for most of my life, they have sucked.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

>choosing a phone over R2-D2

>mfw

ISHYGDDT

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

here we go

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

Ruh roh!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Great coverage

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

vfn's rectum has tightened just a touch.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

Balt

On that 4th down were they not in field goal range?

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Jan 22, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

Heh

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 5:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

They were

but Cundiff isn’t accurate from that distance

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

id be going after edelman every play

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

wowowowowow

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

This fucker is going to OT isn't it.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

Haha Ruh rohhhh

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

oh man he had it!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Wow.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

wojfa;ijfj

how do you not catch that????

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

Defender knocked it out

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Noooo

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

WOW

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

lol

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

damn

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

Damn, Moore.

Be a fucking hero.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Shank it.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

A;LKDFAJ;FLKADJF;ALKDFJAF

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

ROFL

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

how was that not PI???

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

bill cundiff just realized he is billy cundiff

fuck you.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking Cundiff.

Fuck.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

Somebody just got cut

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

Both

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

gonna be a helluva thing for the refs

’cause that was VERY close on the TD for baltimore

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

How close

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

100% on coaches there

Have to use your timeout. Have to.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Coaching loss there

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They should've used their last TO

Cundiff had to rush to beat the play clock.

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by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

L. O. L.

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Hahahahaha

Oh fuck, the Pats won

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by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

YUUUUUUUUUUUUP

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

terrible terrible kick

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

NFC's going to win the Super Bowl this year.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions  

fuck the patriots.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions  

NFY

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

love

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

u so mad, bro

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I HATE THE GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

I can’t not root for New England in this one. The alternative is either rooting for the Giants or the 49ers. There is no way this can happen.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd root for the Niners over the Patriots if that was the Super Bowl.

Pats over Giants if that it was. Because fuck you, Eli Manning. I’m already disgusted by people saying you might be better than your brother.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

gee

i wonder whyever you dont like eli manning

by Sharky on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate the patriots too

Soooo close to knocking them off.

At least they looked mortal, hopefully it carries over to SB

Just checked the line, pats by 3. Very surprised it’s that low, figured Pats by 7.

by Sharky on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey guys, look at this...
mlbtraderumors MLB Trade Rumors
Mariners To Sign Kevin Millwood bit.ly/AssKrU #mlb

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST reply actions  

heh

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

.....

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST reply actions  

Saw this episode 2 days ago

Can’t believe I didn’t watch this series when it was out. Now I know where that hood dancing w/ the make it rain gif comes from

by Salman on Jan 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like bill wearing his hood

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

At least it will be an entertaining game with the Pats in it.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST reply actions  

Now it's time for some awesome hot wings.

hatersgonnahate.gif

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:14 PM CST reply actions  

game 2

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/22/2726103/sf-v-ny

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:17 PM CST reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 5:17 PM CST reply actions  

God I hate that show & network so much

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we have to let the whole 49ers thing go.

It’s been, what, 20 years? You really think there’s less to like than with the Pats?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST reply actions  

No joke

I have absolutely no problem rooting for San Fran. Anything to keep ass-pirates like Brandon fucking Jacobs from getting another ring.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

as much as i hate the niners, i will happily cheer them to curb stomp the giants

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

He wears it about as well as Justin Bieber.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Well he plays for SF

It’s not like he’s wearing a Yankees cap

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh oh.

A&M’s athletic department just fired up the maroon phone to their lawyers. Tom Brady, your ass is grass.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

geez

“All sharing functionality on FileSonic is now disabled. Our service can only be used to upload and retrieve files that you have uploaded personally.”

Feds up to more filesharing destruction? Boo-urns if its sites that respond to take down notices. Youtube used to be 95% illegal stuff…

by DShep on Jan 22, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

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