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The Park, also known as Woodall Rodgers Park, is a 5.2-acre (2.1 ha) public park being constructed in downtown Dallas, Texas, USA. Utility construction began in January 2009 with a ground-making ceremony held on September 14, 2009.[1] The park is expected to open in the fall of 2012.

The Park will create an urban green space over the existing Woodall Rodgers Freeway between Pearl and St. Paul streets. It will provide connectivity to the city’s flourishing Arts District, bring cultural offerings together and serve as a central gathering space for Dallas and its visitors to enjoy.

In addition to a restaurant and performance pavilion, plans for the park include jogging trails, a dog park, a children’s playground, a water sculpture, an area for games and much more.

Construction is funded through a public, private partnership including $20 million in bond funds from the city of Dallas, $20 million in highway funds from the state and federal government through TxDOT and $20 million from private donations. In March, the Park was selected to receive $16.7 million in stimulus funds that are specifically for transportation enhancement construction. The Woodall Rodgers Park Foundation continues to raise private donations, including the naming rights for the park, to fund amenity construction, operations and programming.

The design and construction of the park is being managed by Bjerke Management Solutions and the design is led by two nationally recognized design firms, The Office of James Burnett and Jacobs Engineering Group, Inc


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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

u outta town? missed you last night.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Hill country bro….. back tomorrow then out to San Diego from Wednesday until Next Sunday

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

alex smith has pretty eyes

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

that was a TD

he completed the catch, tapped both feet in…

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions  

Link to some writing about it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She did a great job

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

GT

Table service. Casual-tier.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Those look good.

Have you had some from Texas Roadhouse?

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

They are a couple tiers behind that picture, and that’s saying something.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Red Robin

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

But I HAVE eaten Blue Jay.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

i had squirrell in tennessee

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Gopher, Everett?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

not really...

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta be gray

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

love the wedge cut. needs garlic salt and melted cheese

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks good.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

We just had a Journey moment there.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Rocky must have really needed the money.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

seasoning looks nice, doesnt look like they have much crunch

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

A crunchy fry is a burnt fry.

They are plenty crispy on the outside, though.

Unless you just let them sit there.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

a soft fry

is a baked potato

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Baked potatoes are also delicious.

They are not the same as steak fries.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

no

those type of fries above are hit or miss

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

now thats not true at all

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

wendys fries are pretty crunchy usually, and are really good when they are.

its like toast. crispy bread doesnt mean its burnt. there is a difference. and i would say that the difference between a potato chip and french fries are in the design, not necessarily how they are cooked.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I would not even begin to use the word crunchy for Wendy's fries.

Crispy on the outside, fluffy potato goodness on the inside.

Toast is crispy. Croutons are crunchy.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i think i was reading "crunchy" but thinking "crispy"

i see where you are going. agreed.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Makes me laugh..

That an ex-Cowboy fucked up Baltimore’s OT chances.

lol

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

you can take the player out of Dallas

Can’t take the Dallas out of the player

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 5:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Right before the kick did anyone else say "I don't trust all these ex-Cowboy kickers"?

I did right before he kicked it.

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by Josh Lile on Jan 22, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I'M MAD!!!

Evans you bitch

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

no

hate the Pats.

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

don't like their style

tired of hearing about them. I usually root for the underdog

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 5:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What is not to like about their style?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

hurry up finest

receivers floppying down to avoid getting hit

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 6:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I guess I don't understand

What is wrong with that?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

sure looked like the left DE

ws offsides on that third down play

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 6:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

look ma NO HANDS

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

mmmmmm

fish nets

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

rob looks like it is gonna be a fantastic show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Is twitter down for everyone else?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

it is for me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Cundiff killed it.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

did you guys know this is the only NFL stadium that use (or used???) to be a

MLB only park but converted to be a NFL only park?!?!?!?

/things you learn from philkid after he shames your face off

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

All dual use stadiums are fucking terrible

no exceptions.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

100% agree... best stadium in all of sports... go!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I've been and I didn't like it too much.

It’s impressive, but the stadium (video screen) is so over the top that it distracts from the game.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

It's big and it's nice, but that doesn't make it the best.

It has the energy of an airplane hangar and the screen is so big it’s obnoxious.

Also, Jerry Jones has a stake in it so it automatically makes it drop about 5000 spots on the list.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

I have no desire to go to the place for a game or concert

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

i know you hate me... but i started it.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't hate you.

But I was sitting in RF. And couldnt pick up where it was coming from.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 5:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

upper home run porch.....

i literally took us to the 2011 world series with that chant.. such a pivotal point in game 2 of the ALDS

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

it is true

and it is also funny

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

It was IANF

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

pre gaming.... i sat with stu tidentx and kok

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

RBIA, duh

because the best team ever plays there.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Petco Park is fantastic

BPiA
PNC Park
Qwest field (whatever it’s called now..)

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yeah I agree.. I didn't say it because of the memories

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 5:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yes.

Candlestick was hell for baseball. Fog and swirling winds made every fly ball an adventure.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

She's so tiny.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

It took longer for her to sing that

than for FOX to cancel Pushing Daisies.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, burnt.

You’re right… forgive me, I just assumed it was FOX.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

CHENOWETH SANG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?

God I love that woman.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

yes!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

i just took a stacker

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Who is it?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Kristen Chenoweth

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

chenoweth

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Kristin Chenoweth.

Been on the West Wing, bunch of other stuff. She’s a big Thunder fan.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

God I wish I could.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

saw Chenoweth as "Sally" in You're a Good Man Charlie Brown

she’s a scene-stealer … also apparently quite Christian

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Starring in "Good Christian Bitches," coming this spring to ABC!

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

baptist, even

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

LAW & ORDER???

He was Wu in JURASSIC PARK!

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Oz

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

o_O

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

My feelings on Jurassic Park

are well known here.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

movie snob

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 6:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

it is a pretty messed up show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 6:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's a good match. He's a maritime lawyer.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

idc who wins

Just beat the shit out of Brady and the Patriots

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

You want to see ELi Manning win a 2nd super bowl?

Eww. At least Brady has all time status already, don’t let Eli try to stack up 3 superbowls and get it.

49ers are boring but at least I wouldnt mind them winning.

by DShep on Jan 22, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I like him better then his brother

and if the Giants winning irks Cowboy fans then I got no problem with it

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 5:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So?

That has no bearing on whether he is the better QB.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Which proves its a team game.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing makes me rage more than the "rings" argument

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, correct.

Good job.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck you jpp

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

Sad injury music already

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

I plan to, if possible

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by Josh Lile on Jan 22, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, she said she has tix for that game as well.

Having a friend that works for stubhub has huge benefits. Plus she’s cute.

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't know which game that is yet though...

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

She gets free tix for everygame.

I went to every playoff game last year free and intend on doing so again for opening weekend.

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Why have you not married this girl yet?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously.

Hanging out with her all night last night. Really cool chick. It’s a work in progress.

by lost in space on Jan 22, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

not set until Spring Training right?

or do you think Wash will say he’s going in game 2 sooner since he said Colby is in game 1?

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I really want it to be game 2.

Then we can see him TWICE in the first homestand.

That’s also LSB day.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I think so too.

It’s a night game and will be nationally televised on ESPN.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Also...

Whichever weekend game ISN’T Darvish, my wife will be going with me for her first game. She’s got to work on Opening Day.

If we do LSB day on that day I will not be joining. I’m not bringing my wife around an LSB tailgate.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

wittless does

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Mrs. Wittless isn't my wife.

She’s pretty anti-social.

And a bunch of drunk bros and my ability to annoy folks is a good opportunity for someone to say something that would cause me to murder them.

I’ll put up with just about anything with me… my wife is another matter.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I would bet money that he does.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Fanpost will be up tomorrow

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 5:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm guessing game 3.

It works out perfectly to go Lewis, Holland, Darvish, Harrison, Feliz.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Match and I are going.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Season tickets FTW!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

We're still doing that, right?

I feel like I need to check every time you’re around.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol yes.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

the suspense is killing me

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

x
RT @patrickfinley: Blackledge on ESPN said media and PSU Trustees had “part to play” in JoePa’s death. Ridiculous.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

emotionally

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

They peared him.

At his age, the colon can’t take a lot of abuse.

by Closure GT on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's get Tim Curry in to solve this one.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

This made me laugh waaaaay more than it should have

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hatriot for life

Or until they play the Giants in the super bowl

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 5:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Exactly.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

dealwithit.gif

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck you bbc america

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 5:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

JUMP ON THE BALL, NINERS.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

SUMMON BIGGER FISH

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Raping your childhood

in the THIRD DIMENSION!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 5:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hey KoK, you asked me on twitter about SWTOR, right?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 6:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's ok. I like a lot of what they did with it, and playing with those particular archetypes is really cool, but I expected more.

The game engine isn’t great considering they spent something like 7 years making it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm 99% sure I won't ever touch it

After what I’ve read and giant bombs views

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Really?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Giant bombs?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Best video game publication. Bar none.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Never heard of it.

I’ll check it out.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It's growing on me, they just have a lot of things they need to fix.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I just started it, and found myself going back to Skyrim already before level 10

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

MMOs aren't made, for the most part, for the entry levels.

You have to persevere those to get to the endgame where things really start.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

They spent nearly $200 million making a WoW clone.

Little to no innovation.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you played both games?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I've played the first three hours. Also watched a lot of video on it.

Some of the story stuff they’ve done is really good. But it’s still saddled with boring quests.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

And you've played WoW, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Not recently, but I played a lot.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I trust your judgment of a MMO you played for three hours.

No matter how many videos you’ve watched.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Skyrim rules.

I bought MW3 to take a break from it, beat the campaign in no time flat (bummer), and found myself going right back to Skyrim.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry not sure

but who really knows at this point

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

would be a good bet on Sunday then

I wouldn’t be surprised if game 2 since he is the big money pitcher. But who knows with Wash.

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

who says hes gonna get destroyed?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

a a a a a a a a a a a a

z

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it was his fanpost

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it was full of great information on what he thought of the fielder situation

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Man, you're an idiot.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

This is stupid.

If he’s a potential superstar, however likely, who cares if you saw him lose if you can say “I saw his first MLB game?”

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay...

A) It’s the White Sox or Mariners… either way one of the worst offenses in baseball and the bottom two in the AL

B) In a match up of unknowns… the pitcher always has the edge

C) Shut up

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Just like with Matt Moore's first start, right?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

No, that's exactly what we were just talking about.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

We call them STIs now.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

i love you vernon davis

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

DAVIS.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

VD!!

Only a matter of time.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Davis is hella good.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

using a prop?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

i suppose

but that is weak if true…

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Using a "prop," I guess

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 6:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

step out of bounds?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

ed hoccili is a moron

and he was not out of bounds, this better not be overturned.

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

No Fun League

stupid rule

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 6:02 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Absolutely stupid rule.

‘Oh no! Players are doing stuff to draw attention to themselves! We can’t have that!’

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a stupid penalty.

For them, not for Davis.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

hahaha hochuli

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

Ed always overexplains.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

Grandfathered in.

Stupid. If it is illegal in one place it should be illegal everywhere for that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

i still don't get the flag

what about lambeau leap? is that a prop?

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

Yup

It’s still bullshit though that VD got a penalty

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

If you're on the competition committee

you get to make the rules.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

x

RT @Sprow_ESPN: Vernon Davis ran a 4.38 forty at the 2006 NFL combine. Devin Hester ran 4.41. Vernon be fast

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

shit
RT @Sprow_ESPN: Vernon Davis ran a 4.38 forty at the 2006 NFL combine. Devin Hester ran 4.41. Vernon be fast

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

What? No. Hell no.

Hester is nowhere near one of the fastest guys in the league in straight line speed.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Huh?

No, I’m not really that agitated. I didn’t mean to come off that way. Sorry.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Har

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Am I fashionably late....

Davis, wow!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

Short.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

knee was down

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

What the hell was that?

That actually looked interesting.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

It better not be another fucking mockumentary.

It looks like one.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

was it chronicle?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 6:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, that one.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I regret to inform you it follows the Cloverfield angle

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeeeeeah...

No thanks.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it looks cool but i dislike the MTV films feel

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 6:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh god.

That was pathetic.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

Oh my God.

Why are you trying that tricky shit in your own end?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

iOS people

Download Hero Academy and play me.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

vfn1

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm terrible at it...

but it’s kind of awesome.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I started some random games to try to get a feel for it.

I have no clue what the scroll does, for example.

Seriously, though, iPhone people, DL this shit to play us.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh hell.

Too early for trickeration.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:18 PM CST reply actions  

kok

what was that article witless was talking about on grantland?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

Don't remember

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 6:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Want to know

I want to read it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 6:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Has there EVER been a playoff game in SF where weather WAS'NT a factor?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

IANF

Zestfest nxt weekend. Let’s do it.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Last week

& the Giants-49ers game from 02 are 2 games where the weather was practically perfect

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

True.

I could care less about Desean now.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

how much less?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 6:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He probably won't even be an Eagle next season.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

For me, it happened the instant Spike Lee did that little dance

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

i dont wish injuries on players

but im getting pretty close to changing that stance thanks to victor cruz

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

Like a Boss....

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

How is this funny?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Skeeter discussing something serious is funny.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

like drunk driving

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 7:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

god yes

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

excuse me?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 7:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

bullshit

I can’t speak to you right now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 7:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it moved to abc after a while

his voice changed though

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 7:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it comes on tonight!!!!!!

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 7:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's possible.

I also think these things are largely related, just from personal observation.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

You're probably right...

Based on that image, I once wrote a mini-script called Law & Order: Bluffington Victim Unit as a joke for the Internet.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

ily

Come visit Disney World.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

goET... go look at the Davenport thread.

People are getting testy.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

e2drummer
@AUGoldMine: BREAKING: Auburn hires Scot Loeffler as offensive coordinator after recent coaching stops at Temple, UF bit.ly/zPXPgZ

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

downgrade, if u ask me.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

It's too bad.

I like the guy who played Kirk, too.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh, I hate that Tom Hardy still needed work.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know how often Hardy turns down work.

He’s kind of in EVERYTHING.

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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but this movie's been on the shelf for a loooong time.

They were waiting for his star to rise.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It's Tebad©.s TebaI

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That was actually good.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Rotten Tomatoes summary
Silly premise notwithstanding, this is a well-made Hollywood movie: Thrilling and exciting action with just enough characterization.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It's cheesy and the kid is fucking annoying

But the fights are cool and it has potential for being a suitable selection on fried chicken and beer night

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah. I'm with you.

There is zero chance it was acceptable. Too stupid a concept.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying to find anything that will help me build a fighting robot.

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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been looking for ways to work this into casual conversation ever since that first trailer.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

What are you looking for?

I’m looking for anything we can use to work “I’m looking for anything we can use to put together a fighting robot” into casual conversation.

by Closure GT on Jan 22, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I Am #4.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

x
J.P. @Jaypers413
@BaseballAmerica’s Texas #Rangers top 10 prospects list goes up tomorrow. I’m guessing their newest Japanese import will be their new #1.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

awesome,

that means we have the number 1 prospect in all of baseball..when was the last time that happened?

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think he'd be #1 over Harper.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Trout.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Moore too, probably.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely.

That was an easy one.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

What does DiceK have to do with it?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

just saying

BA had him as the number 1 overall prospect in ’07

if they are going to be consistent in their criteria…

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be completely idiotic.

The years are totally different.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

also

i’m not entirely sure how guys like Young, Gordon, Hughes, Bailey were viewed at that time

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

So you decided to use DiceK's ranking as definitive proof that Darvish would be ranked similarly in a different year.

Nice.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

okay

initial comment was a bit more tongue in cheek, i’m hoping he’s 1. but, it appears that Yu is viewed as a much better prospect than DiceK, i think it’s reasonable to think he’s going to end up being one of the top prospects in baseball, top 5, if not the #1..

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

The point is that it doesn't matter how he's viewed in comparison to Dice K.

That shouldn’t even enter into your thought process.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't be stupid.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 6:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This is why I think we might be getting messed with.

This is like if you tell me I parked in your space, and I ask you if you really think ice cream won’t melt in an oven.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

x
MikePereira Mike Pereira
The Lambeau leap and dunking the ball over the goal posts were the only two acts grandfathered in. Nothing else was. Can’t jump on camera st

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

i wish they randomly

grandfathered in joe horns cellphone gag

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate both these teams.

I hate the Giants for scoring, and I hate the 49ers for letting the Giants score.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

This.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

the pump fake

what a great/underrated weapon

by Longhorn on Jan 22, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Bear Pascoe has to be the greatest name of all time.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of guys that are in everything.

Also, he’s awesome, and totally deserves it.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU THROWING TO CHINA, ALEX!

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

So at what point does Alex Smith remember that he's Alex Smith?

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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

Since we're talking about DiceK.

This is the blurb that BA had in their top 100 that year. I don’t think this was ever factual.

1 DAISUKE MATSUZAKA, rhp, Red Sox
Who needs a gyroball? He has six pitches that grade out as plus or plus-plus at their best, and he’ll be the best Japanese import ever. And no, we’re not forgetting about Ichiro

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

What? Serious?

Man, I don’t ever remember people being that devoid of skepticism.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Did anyone else watch An Idiot Abroad last night?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

No... the new one.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

funny as hell.

5’ bungee jump? Srsly?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I was crying.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The clip with Liam Neeson was hysterical.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Davis.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Vernon being Vernon.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 22, 2012 6:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

BTO

I like Joe Buck. He gets shit on a fuck load more than he deserves. I’ll take him over Phil Simms any fucking day of the week.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a subtle nuance, we can have both.

BTOs are bad and dumb.

HF45s are logically incoherent and often fueled by anger.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, this.

Absolutely.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I know they don't.

That doesn’t mean he’s not the fucking worst, and Buck is not that bad.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, you can put Jim Nantz in there.

Nantz is the worst.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno about that.

I’d have to think about it for a while. I’d probably say Buck is worse, but that’s a stout competition.

Neither is the worst. Neither’s ratedness has anything to do with Phil Simms.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess what I mean is that you both have to sit through a game with them.

I’ll take sitting though a game with Joe Buck over listening to anything Phil Simms has to say. It’s not a direct comparison, I know.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, that's not entirely hard to believe.

It’s also not a particularly good defense of Joe Buck.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if Nantz is worse than Buck.

Buck is such a smarmy jerk that I can’t stand him.

Nantz is just so vanilla.

I don’t like Nantz on college hoops at all and HATE Buck on football.

I know this isn’t the point you were making, but I don’t care.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

vanillas a nice way of putting it

just so white. he personifies cbs perfectly

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

To be fair,

that’s the douche vs turd argument in effect

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed the invitation to shit on Joe buck

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 6:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Well he's better at football than he is at baseball.

But he’s not good.

But this is your opinion and you are certainly entitled to it.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently, I'm not BECAUSE IM TOTALLY WRONG I MUST BE TROLLING LOLZ

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm also going off of my previous NFL argument.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, then you were trolling...

not because of your opinion, but because you then trolled all day based on everyone’s reaction to your opinion.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

don't be a child

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

or you'll want me to tell your cat to not be loud at night

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 7:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

frank gore is hooking it up nasty

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 6:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Kinky

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

We're still trapped in the darkest timeline.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

JONAS IS GETTIN UPSET!

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 6:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Carlos Rogers is gonna give up a TD

if he keeps covering Cruz

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

Sweet.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

good

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

Glenn Close is a man

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I AM A SUMMONER

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

I've used it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

A sexy nerd

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha

I don’t know how to respond to this thing

by Closure GT on Jan 22, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm Dennis Reynolds now bro

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I just need to take a Dennis Reynolds esque picture

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't get it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you ever actually watched Sunny?

Dennis is a serial rapist.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope I don't watch it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I've seen like three episodes

Felt I should clarify

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

Balcony of a Manhattan apartment, doors locked.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

But it doesn't now that I've read below.

I’m not actually going to hurt them, and locking her out would be past the Benji line

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You should see the episodes

Where you find out he keeps surgical gloves, duct tape and rope in his car.

Dennis creepy as shit.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Kinda the genius of the show I feel right?

All the line-pushing content?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

If you think rape is funny.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mean just that

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha.

I’m just giving you a hard time.

I think the show is hilarious… it’s genius is definitely pushing the envelope.

It’s just especially funny that you haven’t really watched the show but revel in the comparison with a character.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll continue to revel in it if it brings me more attention.

I love attention. All day every day.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Because this wasn't obvious at all.

The worst part about that comparison (and how much you love it) is that Dennis a character they scripted to be that way.

That’s how you actually are.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

oh no

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously not with the implications of rape.

And that kind of creepy stuff.

I didn’t mean that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

The narcissism though

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

5’9"

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

You’ve hung out with me lol

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You were probably wearing heels though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Not that night, sexy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not Aziz short man

Come on.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I call Grapes

Teen Raisins.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't get it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Damnit

Upset I didn’t get this

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

JUST TAKE THE DAMN COMPLIMENT!

(I’ve never met him, so I didn’t know how tall he is…)

by Closure GT on Jan 22, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes sir

sorry sir

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

We all know you don't like me Aqua :)

It’s okay. I don’t hold it against you. You’re an asshat. We all have our detriments.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

some high-brow comedy

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

say what you will about Benji

but he’s taking JoePa’s passing very bravely

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

hehehe

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You are my favorite (least favorite) troll, Schoolly

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

GOTTA use the JoePa while still fresh

you insist on fresh ingredients, that should hold for comedy too … :)

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't use Ben Franklin?

Or John Heisman or something? Boooo

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Dennis Reynolds Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. "Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?"
Mac Okay, that seems really dark though.
Dennis Reynolds No, no, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me, bro.
Mac I think I am.
Dennis Reynolds Yeah, you are. ‘Cause if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she’s not gonna say no, she’d never say no, because of the implication.
Mac Now, you said that word "implication" a couple of times. What implication?
Dennis Reynolds The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.
Mac But it sounds like she doesn’t wanna have sex with you.
Dennis Reynolds Why aren’t you understanding this? She doesn’t know whether she wants to have sex with me, that’s not the issue.
Mac Are you gonna hurt women?
Dennis Reynolds I’m not gonna hurt these women, why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you’re not getting this at all.
Mac I’m not getting it.
Dennis Reynolds Goddamn.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Private jets.

When you’re 35,000 feet above the air… she won’t say no.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

We discussed this last night.

Buy Her Shit
Emotionally Neglect
Nurture
Jam It In
I Gotta Go, I’ll Call You Real Soon

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Never denied my nerdiness.

I’m possibly the nerdiest guy on this site.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm entering.
  1. or 4 seed, easily

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Number 3 or 4.

Stupid auto-format

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

We have to do the hot chick tournament first.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

COME AT ME, BRO.

Although I assume my snobbishness in movies and music will lower me a point or two.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

What's the definition we're working from, here?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I use it, when I talk about how I can summon bigger fish.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Oops I may have used it myself then.

But I don’t think with the “er.” Which sounds more nerdy than just the verb.

by Closure GT on Jan 22, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

John Carter...

WTF?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

The trailers look like shit

but don’t care. There opening day.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

But why?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Andrew Stanton

It’s his first live action work, but Wall-E, Finding Nemo… I’m sold already.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you read the books?

I’ve read the first three or four I think.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope, never touched them.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Old book.

Written by the same guy that wrote Tarzan.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

They couldn't find someone better than Tim Riggins?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

but but but...disney!!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

i hate it for disney too.

really feel like they are diluting their brand with these attempts at block busters. quantity over quality

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

The marketing is terrible.

But… Andrew Stanton.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks utterly, utterly wretched

Everything wrong with Hollywood movies wrapped up into a single film.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 6:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It looked fairly true to the books.

We’ll see.

Pre-dates Superman… and is essentially the same concept. Civil War veteran who is transported to Mars and their lower gravity makes him stronger, faster and able to jump almost to the point of flying (like original Superman).

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like they should really be emphasizing the "civil war soldier" aspect

but I guess they don’t want to confuse people.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

It has very little to do with the books though.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Over time, wouldn't he start to lose a lot of the muscle that made him so strong?

Since he wouldn’t really need it anymore?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Over a LONG time.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And this is assuming he could survive on Mars, obviously.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

And that there is alien life on Mars.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

And other people, presumably human-ish, who also have no problems.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh... they have problems.

Different types of aliens. Some are more human like than others. Some are walking plants… some have four arms and two legs… some are ape like.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It's written by the guy that wrote Tarzan in like 1910.

I don’t think he’s going for accuracy.

Same with whole “can talk to apes” thing.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

But it’s Hollywood so they don’t give a fuck

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Has nothing to do with Hollywood.

The book was published in 1917. Started in 1911. Almost 100 years old…

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

So am I going to Japan or not?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
.. RT @KGWSports: KGW’s Michael Berk reports Chip Kelly working to finalize a deal that would make him head coach of the Tampa Bay Bucs.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

Oregon coach.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Oregon HC

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Petersen

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 7:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I could see Petersen to Oregon if Kelly leaves.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

But the guy who always was rumored was CP

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

KOK, you're right, it's always been Petersen

even though I’m in Austin, I kinda don’t pay that much attention

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

whoa

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe it gives you a 75-3 win instead?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 7:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not if Chris Petersen goes to Oregon.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Evan Silva @evansilva
Per NewsChannel 8 in Oregon, Chip Kelly will be Buccaneers’ next head coach “if he can come to terms on a contract.” is.gd/cPNOlP

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Why did they fire Morris? I haven’t been paying much attention to the NFL this year.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

What a bunch of bitches. He’s a good coach.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh good lord.

And the Redskins snapped him up to coach their DBs. We should have done that.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

they lost their last 10 games i believe

and looked like the worst team in the league by the end of the season

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

That sucks.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

So today some guest in a Confederate t-shirt had his picture taken in front of a portrait of Lincoln.

Making fun of the size of Lincoln’s penis, while his wife laughed her ass off and took the photo.

They appeared to be so stupid it made my skin crawl.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

I don't see how it couldn't be.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds very Alabama of them.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

And to think... I was just trolling TNT for his Pats hatred earlier.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

some serious profiling you got going on there.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Cruz smart player

I want Cruz

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

Carlos Rogers is getting killed so far

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

im curious how many giants fans are there

i remember when the cowboys played there it seemed like it was at least 60/40

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

i detest victor cruz

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF HEARING CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

Can't cover?

Jerry will sign him to a 6 year $40 million dollar deal this offseason.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Newman?

Jerrah tried to go get Nnamdi.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought the Cowboys were just used as leverage and were never seriously in on Nnamdi

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Good thing.

Highly overrated player.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

i hate lawrence tynes

stupid name for a dumbhead

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck this stupid team.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

One adjustment for San Fran:

get Rogers off of Cruz. He’s been horrendous so far.

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

The credit card roulette guy is creepy as hell.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

Who wants to come to Houston and get dinner?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

Never had em :(

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Oooh not bad looking

Max’s is a chain you know. One in Austin I believe….

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

yep, they're up here

you live (or used to) close to the Houston one, if I remember right …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah right around the corner

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd love if Silver Boot games @ Westheimer Block Party

would be on the same weekend this year, definite Houston trip … don’t worry, you don’t have to put me up

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Might as well do you too, babe.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

So I guess our cops shot at some armed suspects. . .

. . . and only hit a truck, a dog, and a baby.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

That is very unfortunate.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

you fucking serious?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 7:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Good god.

Point and shoot, it’s really not that hard.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Rough weekend for A&M recruiting.

Very rough.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions  

Trey Williams is coming to OSU?!

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

To visit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yea

did he come this past weekend? i know that’s when a lot of players did

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Next weekend

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

They need something positive.

This has been a disappointing recruiting season for a team that just had their greatest season ever. Baylor has capitalized on their successful season. OSU seems to have gotten too interested in all these California recruits who do have a little interest but most are going to stay in their state.

by casew on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't say Baylor has had an earthshattering recruiting season because of 2011.

They’ve been working our best recruits since before this season started. 2012 is where the impact should come.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

It's been a pretty solid recruiting year especially if we can swing some of these guys

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

thank god for my tom thumb reward card

I filled up my truck today for 2.70 a gallon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 7:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

it was awesome

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 7:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

60 miles round trip, $3.50/gal, 15mpg - $14.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

So even being generous, $20 is with a tip ;)

I’ll pay more. I really need a ride and don’t wanna spend $60 on a rental.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll do it for $59

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Trip there, hair cut, and trip back

would take 1.5 hours.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I am flying to San Fran tomorrow

and can get a seven hour layover in Dallas and wanted to get my hair cut during that time instead of driving up.

Same person has cut my hair since I was 5 lol

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by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm aware lol

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

Not going for the game, silly man.

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by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Gosh durnit

I never said I was going to the stadium. I hate all of you.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Lord.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

Always liked the flavor "Banana Nut"

so I should like these muffins in theory, though I never associated the “nut” part w/ peanut butter, more like walnuts.

Let me light this and run from the building. Benji posted above:


I’ll continue to revel in it if it brings me more attention. I love attention. All day every day.

Isn’t that something he accuses you of? In turn, aren’t a lot of LSB (and life in general) beefs really just a lot of projecting?

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never accused her of seeking attention.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

They're delicious.

Always a crowd pleaser at work.

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

She won't directly speak to me, Schoolly.

She thinks I have some sort of personal vendetta against her because I called her out twice on shit, same as I do to anybody else on LSB.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Awful play, Alex.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

"Jim Harbaugh watches his QB get sacked on a loss of 7."

Harbaugh wasn’t on screen. Why did he have to be in that sentence?

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

Segway from the previous conversation about Harbaugh.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

OH.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like Alex Smith remembered that he's Alex Smith.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

Surprised it took this long.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I found DJCahills Facebook page

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

By accident

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

OSU great

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by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

I wanna say that there's a Tech great in this game

But I can’t remember

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Great Big 12 game, I guess

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh wait, y'all are quitters

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oxymoron in that comment

Heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 22, 2012 7:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hehehe

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Moron in that comment*

Moron=GFF

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

there ya go kendall!

looked like davis got away w/a block in the back

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions  

Lined up way offsides there.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

that was a strange commercial

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 7:38 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Come on, niners.

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

If they gave Crab chance...

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

do what?

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

If Smith would give Crabtree a chance to make a play

Things might be different.

I’m mostly joking.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

haha

Well played, GoET

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Come on

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

Eli has turned into a downright slippery bastard

Dude is elusive as hell.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 7:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I hate him.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Water is blue

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Tech sucks

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by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Y'all may think I'm crazy

But I think 2011 Tech>2010 Tech.

2011 was so unlucky.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Lousiana?

Absolutely

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It is?

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It's an epidemic

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Crazy.

I always thought it was clear. We’re fucked.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The Mayans saw this coming

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Those crafty bastards.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Guess what?

They knew Michael Jackson would die, and. It happened.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

His game improved dramatically

once he learned to eliminate that panicked backpedal he used to be notorious for.

I don’t hate Eli. I don’t hate Victor Cruz or any of the young receivers (not like DeSean Jackson). But I do fucking LOATHE Brandon Jacobs.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 7:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Defenders get mesmurized by the dumb face.

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck you manning

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:42 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

STAY ON YOUR FEET ASSWIPE

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

? for married peeps.... did you get married in your wifes hometown?

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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

Are you proposing to your girl?

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by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

no no no ... just in an argument and i dont know.

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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think there is a steadfast rule...

But of the not from the same city couples I know… a lot of times it’s a neutral location…

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what we did. It worked pretty well and kept the numbers down.

But we were living in the neutral location, so that allowed us to stand firm.

by other_shoe on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

he showed me the ring last night

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh oh.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

be an usher?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

i was hoping i could preside!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe a Nuva

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by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

signed our lease a few days ago.

move in at the end of the month

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

IANF's sister's house.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

valley ranch

635 and macarthur. pretty nice place that is really close to my office and was close to the ballpark too. got it for a great price also

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

My best friend used to live right there.

Champions place or something like that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah i think there is a place close by there called that.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet.

Can I crash there if I get plastered at LSB Opening Weekend?

by Closure GT on Jan 22, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as you don't mind the implication.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

oh this is definitely going to happen

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell no.

My wife’s from North Dakota. Fuck that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

We got married in St. Louis.

Somewhat equidistant to Dallas and North Dakota.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You must have some mixed feelings about that city

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Not at all.

I want it to burn to the ground and everyone one in it to feel anguish and sadness.

I got married in June though… didn’t foresee the hate.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Best and (possibly) worst memories of your life

Forgive me If I’m waaaaay off on the worst memory

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Worst sports memory.

Cowboys NFC championship loss in ’94, Mavs in ’06 and ’07, Stars in ’00 all sucked.

But ’11 Rangers felt worse by far.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

What happened to the Stats in '00?*

*I don’t watch hockey.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Lost the cup to the Devils.

But we were defending champs so I couldn’t get too upset.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

new jersey.

fuck the devils

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I was never happy about us getting Arnott.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

per wikipedia haha
On March 19, 2002 he was traded to the Dallas Stars with Randy McKay for Joe Nieuwendyk and Jamie Langenbrunner, a hugely unpopular trade in Dallas.[citation needed]

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Stars

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

'94 was fucking pass interference on Deion.

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Trust me match.

I live ’11 Rangers every single day.

Everyone at Mizzou is a Cards fan now. Fuck em.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, I forgot that you live in Cards territory

That sucks

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I guess the only thing that even remotely compares to WS '11

Is Tech/OU ’08.

It’s still not even close, though.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

For me it's

’11 Rangers
2007 Big XII Championship
’06 Mavs
2009 West Regional Final vs. UConn

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

06 mavs was pretty rough for me. i took that loss pretty hard.

11 rangers was much worse in terms of being a loss, but ive been handling it pretty well, much better than 06 mavs

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I've taken the 2011 WS pretty well.

I didn’t even talk the next day, but at least I know it made a lot of my friends happy. I’ve also accepted that we’re still a damn good team and there’s no reason we can’t go out and win 4 titles in a row.

In fact, the 2007 Mavs were almost as heartbreaking as the 2006 ones.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

that one sucked pretty hard too.

but i dont think i will ever take a loss as hard as i did 06 mavs again.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

2026 BAMA

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

hahaha.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Mavs '06 was definitely close.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Who knows.

Time and a championship heal all wounds.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

The Rangers one hurt but still hope for the future. ‘06 might’ve been Dirk’s only shot.

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

To me...

even if the Rangers win next season, 2011 Game 6 will ALWAYS hurt.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

But it will hurt less

thought the same thing about 06. It hurts a lot less.

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if that's true.

But I don’t remember a worse one.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Bills fans from 1990 may feel differently.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't go THAT far.

USSR/USA Olympic Gold Medal game in BBall
Bills/Giants SB
Memphis/Kansas Championship Game
USA/Japan Womens World Cup Final

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Because it was capitalism vs. the socialist pinko pigs.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I LOVE the Olympics.

My world stops every two years.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I love it too...

But it doesn’t bother me too much when someone/some team I wanted to win didn’t win. I just like watching it.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

To flip the conversation,

there are few moments in recent memory that brought more sports joy than that Phelps relay against the French.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

86 World Series is up there too

Because the 11th inning for Boston was similar to the Rangers.

They didn’t have a chance twice but they still had a good chance.

Then they were winning y 3 in Game 7 and still lost.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Shhh

Let’s get out of this subthread. I’m getting sad.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe...

But it was a slower death.

There was no moment in ’06 quite as painful as game 6.

Though the late foul on Dirk where he was three feet from Wade in game 5? comes close.

I fucking lost it on that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I vividly remember that moment.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

me too.

pretty sure i had an aneurism shortly after.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I did too

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

It's hard to fathom a more painful loss in a more inexplicable situation

than last October.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll always say that it's one thing to just lose because you didn't play well or didn't execute

It’s another to have something stolen from you.

Rangers 2011 is worse because of how close they were to winning, but 2006 was pretty fucking bad on its own because of how it happened.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

couldnt help but feel so helpless.

it sucked so much

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess it comes down to actually having someone to blame

versus having only impotent rage and despair.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

tough to say

but really up until the mavs won i thought about that series all the fucking time. the loss to gsw mightve made it worse

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Mavs by a mile.

At least the Rangers collapse was quick. The Mavs was a week of rage, sadness, and depression.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It didn't give me time to think about it.

And I was still hopeful for game 7. I had a feeling of hopelessness after game 3.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

it happened twice..... in a hour

what kills me is that Josh should be a hero after his home run

by jonathan rigby on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd go...

1. ’11 Rangers
2. ’10 Rangers
3. ’96 Patriots
4. ’07 Pats
5. ’09 ’Horns

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Kinda want the Giants to win this

and for Brady to drop like 80 on them.

would be awesome

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I still hate Brett fuckin' Favre

for that Super Bowl.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Which Super Bowl?

One of the ones he in, or is he somehow to blame for ’94?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Look at my list.

Should be fairly obvious. :)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Da

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No.

We met in Waco and got married there.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Where is your wife from?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Plano.

PESH

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

That's like another country

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

EASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope, the town I was living in at the time

We were a special case, though.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck the SF giants

there did we get that covered?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Say it 1,000,000 more times

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Heh

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

love me some frank gore

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck him.

Lost me my fantasy championship.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Just feed it to Gore

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions  

VERNON DAVIS BOOM

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK YES

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

Damn, rooting for the Niners.

This game has taught me that I really REALLY hate the Giants.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't stop VD.

You can only hope to contain it.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

Hell yeah

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

Safe house?

Just because it’s a black guy and a white guy?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Tougher cover for NE: Cruz or Davis?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Good question.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

VD has the biggest hamstrings ever

/no homo

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

hahahaha

joe totally thought that was victor cruz

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

Yes.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

score me another touchdown, SF

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Rec

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Score again.

Fuck the Giants.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking Alex Smith.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

come on san fran. dont fuck this up

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

Sigh.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Billy-Cundiff/163169539266

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

Awkward.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

oh shit

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

Oh shit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

damn

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

God.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

yikes

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

what happened?

I was outside

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

two defensive backs collided going for an INT

not good

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

What happened?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

x
Barry M. Bloom @Boomskie 2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Despite media speculation to the contrary, @Dodgers probably not in market for Fielder, I’m told.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

Everything means nothing...

Until we get the Heyman tweet telling us where he signed.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

I still don’t see it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't we just skip to the flight tracker and get it over with?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

double negatives are not uncommon

in their capacity to make me confused and then not give a shit

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Aren't they still broke?

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Covers MLB in LA I think.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

MLB.com guy

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

So this game is totally going to end like this:

No one will score for the next 14:30..
The 9ers will need a first down on a 3rd and 1 to ice the game
The Giants will stuff Gore and use their last time out.
Eli will somehow drive the Giants down the field and score the go ahead touchdown with <15 seconds left.*
All national writers and Joe Buck will spontaneously combust due to thoughts of mutual masturbation with Eli after the game.

Prove me wrong, Alex Smith.

*At some point along the drive, Eli will escape pressure, throw a wobbly fucking prayer off his back foot that will somehow be caught by one of his receivers despite every single fucking reason in the world why it shouldn’t happen.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Silence, you!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 8:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't want it to happen!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I literally dreamed last night of Eli leading an epic comeback against the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

It had all the terrified and helpless feelings of my very worst nightmares. I was happy when I woke up the way I’m happy when I find out I still have all my teeth or my house didn’t burn down.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

A rage life quit would be very possible.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

If it should be Giants/Patriots I would want a game utterly dominated by the Giants defensive line.

So much so that there would be no way that Eli could win a Super Bowl MVP.

…wait…

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a recurring dream

Where we trade Hamilton for Trout strait up.

Not exactly a nightmare.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Glad he is able to walk off

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

I take it they don't show replays of that kind of stuff

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:06 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

oh

I was outside

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Top 4 after three weeks

BG
Sprite
Me
Ty

jon’s got some players and will probably make the playoffs.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

I give up

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't

you’ve got some nice pieces.

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true.

Just manage your team.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Just playing everyone on your team (even the three bench players) makes a difference.

I once kinda exploited a H2H league with no weekly-moves limit by basically streaming in very mediocre players daily, whenever they were playing.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

No...

SVO’s team sucks.

I have no doubt you make the playoffs.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

goddamn so much iron maiden

but the album list is complete get on my level

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

iron maiden is horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lol

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lol

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

go fuck a goat

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

only if it takes me to vail

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

why not?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You're not hot enough.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

how could you possibly know this

and I don’t think you know the goats rating system. he might think I am a 10

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

maybe

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What. The. Fuck.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Iron Maiden does suck

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

we coulda been friends

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

validation!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mother Russia is the greatest song ever

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

That album clocks in at 14 on the list

out of 14

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

yes, but the song is amazing...Adrian kills it

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, Number of the Beast managed to barely eek in the top 10

unexpected

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i only ranked studeo albums

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

/GFF

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

wait whuuuuuuuuu?

Are you even a fan? Are you one of those weird Di’anno fans?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, they're a top 3 band of all timw

Number has one really good song in Hallowed, a tolerable song in the title track and a hell of a lot of filler.

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

god dammit Chango

I love Iron Maiden but your shit is terribly skewed

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

come on

run to the derp? goddamn acacia avenue? it’s a mediocre to trash album

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

jesus christ dude

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

will say one thing in the album's favor

the riff style in Number is what was used in Piece of Mind and Powerslave

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Run to the derp?

God damn.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

x

1. Somewhere in Time
2. Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
3. Piece of Mind
4. Powerslave
5. Brave New World
6. Killers
7. Iron Maiden
8. A Matter of Life and Death
9. The X-Factor
10. Number of the Beast
11. Virtual XI
12. Fear of the Dark
13. Dance of Death
14. No Prayer for the Dying

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Powerslave at four?

Seventh Son of a Seventh Son and Powerslave are my two personal favorites.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

1-4

Are all incredibly strong 9.5/10 + albums

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ever seen Flight 666?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

part of it. i liked what i saw

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

So awesome.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you watch Live from Rio?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

only live album i have is the one from the powerslave tour

prettty sure it’s live after death

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

step ya game up Chango

watch Live from Rio. Really has nothing to do with your list but just the sound and the crowd are fucking amazing

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Every time I hear Danger Zone,

I think of that Ann Perkins & Chris Traeger scene in Parks & Rec.

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

what are you guys talking about mutual masturbation for?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

worst reply fail ever

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

just move along

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Just got an e-mail

You are on track for graduation so don’t change your schedule without first consulting your advisor.

Thank you.

That’s exciting I guess.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

What up bitches?

are yall as bored and drunk as I am? Wishing we had traded up to take Peirre-Paul instead of Dez? Fuck Dez and his baggage. And a good day…to yous

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:12 PM CST reply actions  

Schultzy disagrees

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

he is an undesireable

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

True

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

oh fuck off canty

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

So Ty...

jon’s up. Can we make things happen?

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

Well...

Click accept then. :)

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

He hasn't said no yet though...

There’s still a chance.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm offering good value.

You KNOW Gallo has the want.

He’s good at everything.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I undervalue him because I punt on A/TO

DMC’s bazillions of turnovers and below average FG% aren’t concerns to me.

And he’s pretty good at most other things… hence my interest.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmm

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

come on san fran

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

anyone have a good rec for a dentist in north dallas area?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

aldon smith.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

DAT HIT

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

fuck you manning

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

Oh no.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

THAT HIT HIS PATELLA!!!

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

How fucking stupid can you be

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

and here comes the collapse.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

at the spot

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought with muffed punts

once the coverage team recovers, the ball is dead.

Only if the punt is caught and fumbled on the return…

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ughhhhhghhghghhg

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

christopher reeves could have felt that hit his knee

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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

What happened? I'm at work.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

Gamecast says: Play under review

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

idiocy.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

And apparently on a punt return? Ugh.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Goddamn it.

idiots. How does this shit happen for NY?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

You stupid son of a bitch

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

x
The Solid Verbal @SolidVerbal
Source close to Oregon program says nothing is official yet, but “thinks” it could be time for goodbyes.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

at least he is doing it before NSD

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

2 weeks, though.

Sucks to be Oregon. Wonder what their short list would be…

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

You have to put Petersen on it, that's one.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Chris Petersen would be an upgrade.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Scott Petersen would be an upgrade.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Drew Peterson=ultimate upgrade

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

UNTOUCHABLE!

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Where is he going?

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Tampa.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Good hire. Very interesting.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

fucking fuck

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

hey, she was of age

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

what an idiot.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

Guess someone felt up to challenging Cundiff for Goat of the Game.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

heh

felt up

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

motherfucking fuck

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

That is some fucking Leon Lett shit.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

im digging this goldson bro

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

Come on, stop them

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

goddamnit san fran

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMNIT

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

I hate football

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

All Eli does is win

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

yes

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If Garrett could manage the end of a game...

Giants wouldn’t even be in the playoffs.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Tough to do when you have no faith in your QB. Sigh.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Whether his lack of faith is reasonable is sort of beside the point.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

tough to do when your QB has no faith in his line

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Tough to do when your line has no faith in each other.

In EACH OTHER, tide.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

And if Romo doesn't overthrow a wide open receiver.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Kidding.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

he is no Eli

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

fuck the giants. fuck them so fucking hard

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

The Pats are going to.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck this game

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

Never should've gotten to that point

lucky motherfuckers

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

So.. Go Patriots!

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

ugh

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

GAWWD DAMMM PAATTTSSS

my muda told me I was like a young Tawm Brady but without all the queeaaa

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not letting any idiots on my punt return team.

Seriously. That’s going to be my one requirement.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

Sigh.

Pleeeeeease, Belicheck. Put together the best gameplan of your life.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

"Tom, go out there and fucking embarrass them. Remember 2007."

Piece of cake.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm less confident now than I was at the start of the day.

Tom didn’t look like himself today.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, it was probably his worst day of the season

save maybe the Bills game. I wouldn’t count on him to play that shitty twice in a row.

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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. And the NYG corners aren't nearly as physical as Balt.

That’s really the only thing that can stop the Pats passing game.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as the Pats O-line can hold up the Giants are fucked.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Good thing he got the stinker out of his system.

He’ll be fine.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

son of a fucking bitch

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

Still 9 minutes left guys...

Calm down… Feels like an annoying GDT in here

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

DAT RETURN

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

that ball glancing off the knee needs a nickname or something.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

its like the ball grew off his knee

grew of his knee….grew…off of his…knee. It was grown…knee….grown

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

the ball went back.....and to the left.

back……and to the left
back………………………….and to the left

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK

TOOK THE PITCH RIGHT FROM HIS DAD!

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

its rocky with robots!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

real steel

that was one of the reviews they highlighted

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

GO!!!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

like this hunter kid too.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Calling it.

RGIII to the Bucs.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

BOLD CALLING FLAVORS

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Doubt it.

They have Josh Freeman.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this drive

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by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck Hunter and fuck Oklahoma St

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

BOOMER

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This game feels like last week's all over again.

Low scoring most the game, then blows up in the back half of the 4th

by Parker20 on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

the fuck?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

What?

That seems like too much disorienting your QB.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

complete waste of a down

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

This is absurd.

The fucking Giants.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

or 2010

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

They were better in '07.

There were points they looked like almost as good as the Cowboys.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

While we are on bold calling flavors

Peyton will go to the Broncos.

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

ha

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Niners.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

That’s what I’d guess.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Peyton isn't going anywhere.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

and haha

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

makes perfect sense

the only way Elway can get out of this Tebow bullshit is to sign a real QB

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

bookmark this thread bro

then call me muthafuckin Nastradamus

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

TEBOW IS A REAL QB!

HE HAS AS MANY PLAYOFF WINS AS ROMO!
HE MUST BE LEGIT!

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

9 wins are on the horizon!

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

its sad that people actually think this

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

This Super Bowl matchup was almost Flacco v. Smith.

I mean, come on.

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by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Harbaughbowl

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by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I really wanted that.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

He won't be available.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

If he plays, it won't be for the Colts.

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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll play a couple more years then Luck will take over.

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

It would be incredibly short sighted of the Colts.

because as this team showed, that core is not good… and Peyton’s old.. and coming off major neck surgery… and owed like a billion dollars unless he’s cut or restructures.

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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, that was a boot

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

Did he kick it through the uprights?

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously, if the Super Bowl is Giants Patriots I might sit it out.

I rooted for the Giants last time that was the match-up. I can’t do that again. I refuse to root for the Patriots.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

. . .

I don’t know you anymore.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

A) Giants win.

B) I see history.

It was so easy for me.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

He's not nice to the media!

and he dresses like a slob!

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Those both amuse me.

Especially when I found out the dress thing was a hilarious mockery of the sideline dress code.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Belichick's always struck me as kind of an aspy.

and I don’t mean that in a bad way (obviously)… but just the way he deals with people and his general demeanor.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Because I have to hear that he's the best coach in the NFL at least twice a week.

Yes, it is probably true, but I haven’t forgotten since the last time they mentioned it.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure.

But the Rams Super Bowl stuff was pretty damning.

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Again. . .

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

You do know that all of that, and I mean ALL of that re: the Rams, ended up being bullshit, right?

A jilted ex-employee who ended up being outed as a liar… the newspaper had to print a retraction.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

x

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/24615790/

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright

little fishy but I’ll accept it.

But I didn’t know this during that Super Bowl .

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I also look at this kind of how I look at players using steroids, or Jeter claiming he got hit and such.

It’s your job to win any way possible. It’s the league’s job to catch you and punish you when you go out of the rules.

I stop at physically hurting people.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I honestly never expected that.

Eli had always just seemed at the time to be a slightly above average QB with enough bad traits I didn’t expect that to be a real thing.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, back up.

You know the city the Giants call home, right?

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but Eli got so much shit before that Super Bowl win about never living up to being the first pick.

And that whole Super Bowl was absolutely owned by the Giants defensive line, including a famous veteran, that I kinda thought they would get the credit.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Which is why I said I couldn’t root for them this year.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Why don't you talk about 2002 Joe?

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

scary play

now let’s get some pressure on eli san fran

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

wooooo!!!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

Ruh roh...
@AdamJude_RG: We’re also hearing Ducks will target TCU’s Gary Patterson.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

Woah.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Not happening.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

It might.

Lotta money up there.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

$Nike

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Patterson is making over 3 million.

Kelly made $2.8

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

And if they offer 5?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

16 donors paid for $150 million in stadium renovation.

Not worried.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

And you know for sure

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Not after spending nearly a decade trying to get into the Big 12.

Not after the possible sanctions at Oregon.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

why?

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think you're forgetting one thing.

Phil Knight has more money than God.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

interesting

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

DAT PATRICK WILLIS

MY GOD

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

So good. So, so good.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

fucking pitiful

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

Pre-emptive:

FUCK YOU, ELI MANNING.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

The Giants have the path.

It’s going to happen.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

please, spare us all and dont let manning lead them to a FG or a TD.

we will never hear the end of it

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

Excellent.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

THAT'S RIGHT WHIP HIS FUCKING ASS

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

PATRICK WILLIS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

Wowwwwww.

But rememeber the Giants specialty is miracle long balls

by octoberty on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

Wowwwwww.

But rememeber the Giants specialty is miracle long balls

by octoberty on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

BULLSHIT

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

That should be a fumble.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

HE BLEW IT EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

that is all kinds of fucking bullshit!!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

The fuck was that?

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by TXHC on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

well fuck..

that whistle was early

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

er, quick I suppose

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

that stupid twat of a referee

let the play gohe blew that whistle way to fast

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

Just like Joe Buck.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Da Supaaa Bowwww

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

He looks like Cuban in this picture.

BOOM

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

x

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Bullshit.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Heheheh

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that Matt Mulloland?

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

thats right, cruz, you little bitch

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

Incomplete

Niners should get good field position.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

alright, niners. do this.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

What's up, guys?

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

x

@footballscoop
Tampa / Oregon: We have confirmed Chip Kelly has accepted the head job at Tampa. footballscoop.com/the-scoop

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

whelp...bye

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

ouch.
brendantime Brendan Smith
Its the 4th quarter, you wouldnt be interested RT @KingJames: FOX just gone blackout while the biggest possessions of the game is happening.

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by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

Heh.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

oh snap!

You saw about your new OC, right?

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, interesting hire.

High risk/high reward.

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by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Same thing.
@FauxJohnMadden
Strangely ironic Lebron… RT @KingJames: FOX just gone blackout while the biggest possessions of the game is happening.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh snap!

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

even ron washington shudders at the noun-verb agreements here.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

possessions... is... happening.

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by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

trabtree

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

what the fuck are the niners doing on offense?

stop pussy footin around you assholes

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Terrrrible.

At least run the ball with Gore or something. Take some time off the clock at least.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Run the ball, Niners.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

With under 2 minutes left?

I guess mixing in one wouldn’t hurt, but Smith was going to have to make a throw.

by DShep on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

They were at their own 30.

And they haven’t converted at third down all game. Might as well make NY burn a TO.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

terrible terrible awful possession.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

THERE'S the Alex Smith we know and love.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Here it goes

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

That was the worst possession possible.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

only thing worse would be a turnover.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

so is there a chance McCarthy still reads lsb?

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

you have to be fucking kidding me

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO, GODDAMN IT.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

COME ON.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

And he got crushed....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

this is only going to increase my hate for both these teams

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

I was laughing my ass off

Shouting “oh shit, lsb called it!”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It was me haha

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Eli Manning is a legit elite quarterback

and I want to set him literally on fire.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

He had an elite season.

Maybe something undetectable was holding him back in the past, or he’s actually had a shift in talent, and he’s elite, but I’m going to be cautious on that.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

GOOD LORD

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

that was it. it almost happened. the miracle catch almost happened

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

I was literally holding my breath when what was in the air....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Patrick Willis with excellent coverage on a WR.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

So help me, if he would have caught that I would have murdered hobos.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

Why?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't even know.

Hardly anybody in my family is a Cowboys fan.

Just kinda happened. But I’ve always rooted for them. Not really sure why.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

shocked that ball

didnt pop right back up to cruz

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

How great would it have been, objectively

to have both championship games go to OT?
Fucking Cundiff.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

Dear 49ers.

Stay away from the ball and stay away from the punter.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

VD on a seam route.

Timeout.

Kick.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

go for the td

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

come on niners

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

Eli

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

He's like a little boy trying on his dad's helmet

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

beat me to it

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

HOW DID HE MANAGE TO CALL A TIMEOUT WITH HIS HELMET AND PADS LIKE THAT!!!

/joe buck

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Smith runs it 50 yards.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

go for the td

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Time for two plays and a FG?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

Was Alex Smith trying to get sacked?

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

Wowwww

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

How fitting would it be to win on a hail mary

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

This is going places, SanFran

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Zomg he fumbled

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like Ed's going to get to explain the history of coins after all.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

Surprised he's not in short sleeves....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Who is that dumb cocksucker with the shit stache and the long hair behind harbaugh?

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

This ultra-informative ref will give a 10 min speech on OT rules

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Good day of footballing.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

"Sometimes, after biting a dinosaur, the mosquito will land on the branch of a tree..."

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

sonofafuck

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

This seems like a good time to make up cuss words

Eli inspires that sort of creativity

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Nice knowing ya, SF

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

hahaha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

pick 6 please please please please

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

I love Hochuli.

His ridiculously long explanations are good for a laugh.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

Chronicle

x-men origins ripoff?

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by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

No...

Different universe.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually looks pretty good to me.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

me too

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'll probably see it.

I don’t actually say that about a lot of movies.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

different feel

looks like they are trying to get the documentary feeling.

im sure it will be awful.. but if it ever appears on netflix instant/cable I may watch it.

by DShep on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It's from the same studio

It can’t be a ripoff

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

onside kick

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

x
@DownGoesBrown
I thought it was uncool of Hochuli’s OT rules explanation to include “Also, the Steelers have to completely forget how to play defense”.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

Why are they mentioning Peyton?

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

53 attempts. jesus

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

DAMMIT

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

come on, san fran.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

LUCKY AGAIN!

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

HOLD EM

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

YES

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

YES

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

x
@GeorgeSchroeder: Sacramento Bee recruiting beat writer RT @sb_joedavidson: Chip Kelly did indeed cancel Sacramento-area recruiting trips

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

All these "don't get in each other's way" comments are kinda silly

This isn’t a leisurely pop fly folks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

Who said that?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Borbon'd

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

YES?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

so now sanfran can win with a FG, right?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

yes

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes...

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe Ed Hochuli should've explained this .

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless it's a dream within a dream

Then if you die you enter the Matrix… Wait, that’s not right!

Give me a sec…

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You never go full McNabb

Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

alex smith is regressing by the minute.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

this is some absolutely terrible play calling

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

JPP came all over the back side.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

heh

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

motha fuckas acting like they forgot about Gore

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

FUckin Pierre Paul...

NO…WE HAD TO HAVE DEZ

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

smith doesnt know

what the fuck he’s doing, he’s just throwing low to avoid int’s

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

How many chances are you going to give Eli?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

Which Hatcher do you want back?

Darian, Kevin or Mickey?

I always wanted Darian back……

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Giants win it here.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

fuck you eli manning.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

Is all of sbnation slow for you guys right now?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

Might just be this thread

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not experiencing any slowness.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

No

But I’m on mobile

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

yes

these threads are awesome with the app now. my phone couldn’t handle a 1500 comment thread before the app

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't use the app

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I use it because I hate missing things if people start talking about something at the top

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Welp.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

this is stupid.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

Don't do that.

And actually you probably accessed a piece of unstable RAM

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Defrag?

(Be nice.)

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I was nice enough to provide a link.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Run a memtest

http://www.memtest.org/

See what it says.

Possibly replace RAM.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

patrick willis is fucking nasty

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

I love a good snot bubbler.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

This feels like a Rangers GDT

lol

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Wait until the first start for Darvish......

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Everyone will be at the game (including me)

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Good point

I expect to be there, too….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I think itll be an LSB tailgate

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'll be there

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Coo

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

professional comedian, people ...

and believe it or not, his dad was an elevator operator

by Schoolly_D on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

idk

what half your posts mean, but they make me laugh

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Not good you guys

I just bet my GF a steak dinner at Ruth Chris that she couldnt guess what my username was here. I was her first guess. This is total bullshit

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

It'll be a good dinner.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

break up with her

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously

I dont like that she knows who I am on the internet

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

well

she probably noticed it at teh top of the page

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Oooooooooooh.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet my family could guess mine pretty easily

I came out of the closet right after his first MLB inning

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

of course she is

and she is also reading this

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

mine would not be

cloaked in anonymity, you guys

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i mean....shit

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

Why do they bother having a clock?

Obviously they can’t tie.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

jesus

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

manning just got fucked up

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

wished he tore his arm off

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

Surprised they didn't call a penalty for hitting Eli like that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

Shut it.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

HUGE

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

YES!!!!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN ELI

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

Dat D

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

WOOO

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit the 49ers are good at D

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Eat a dick.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

Well then.

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

[Sobbing]

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Retard.

Retard.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK EVERYTHING

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Lol.

Only the Giants. Game over

by Parker20 on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

No.......WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Dat Giants Luck.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

unreal

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Idjit.

You lose the season. Way to fail your team mates, fans, and city.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

God.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

I don't even.............

:’(

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

well i know one 49er that wont be on the 2012 squad

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

No seriously

Kyle Williams watched Cundiff and was like “I can do better than that.”

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

I'm sorry. I'm laughing so much.

They are trolling everyone so bad.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

I just saw your display picture.

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by Josh Lile on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel bad for scoop

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nope.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That was Alex Smith's fault somehow.

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by jam0152 on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

i seriously hate football so much right now.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

its ok bro

we have baseball

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Your a bama fan.

Shut up.

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by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

*You're

shit

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by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I really just hate both these teams

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

And... Twitter's broken, again.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

I feel bad for that Niners D

They’ve been amazing & yet, the O & ST has disappeared

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

Giants play for FG

that they end up missing

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

every fucking time with eli

the luckiest prick on the face of the planet

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING FUCKERS

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

i mean, coulda just stopped here

I hate Giants luck

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Forest Gump of the NFL

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe Giants success will force Cowboys changes

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

Didn't happen last time

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Jerrah could be like

“We were one Week 17 loss away from the Giants, and the Giants proceeded to get lucky on their way to the SB, so therefore we don’t need any changes at all!”

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He's been doing this for years now....he's a football man don't ya know...

3 Super Bowls!!!!!!

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

This is the way it will go.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh...uh, yeah.....about that....

No.

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Ballgame.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

And they're going to kick an extra point to win it.

FUCK.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe Eli will mishandle the snap!

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Full Romo?

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Poor guy

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

But I really was hoping for a mishandled snap.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Why aren't they trying harder to strip the ball?

Their entire season depends on it…

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

i think im just gonna take a nap february 5th

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

And now I'm rooting for the PATRIOTS?

Fuck this shit.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

I was rooting for them regardless.

But the 49ers making another Super Bowl was far less annoying.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Iced #2

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

die

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

:(

.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Meh.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

fuck the giants

fuck the niners
fuck alex smith
fuck jerry jones

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

You forgot the Angels

Never forget the Angels….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay Ty.

Trade gets pulled at 10:00 and I go after my next target after DMC.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

oh fuck you

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

This is the darkest, most depressing timeline.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

Well, I got 2 TCU guys on the Pats.

Go Pats.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

Lucky ass motherfuckers

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

I think that dude said mother fucking super bowl

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

The Giants are going to win the SB

So much sad

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

haha

“we are going to the fucking super bowl”

by jonathan rigby on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

I cannot watch football anymore. This is...

This is terrible…

I’m so tired of teams I hate being in the Superbowl. It’s…

…there is no joy in the world.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

Lucky motherfuckers.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

What the fuck happened?

I was at a meeting

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

Eli got lucky again

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

he was out dancing

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

But I did

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

So what happened?

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like there is no good or bad outcomes now.

Either Giants get their shit pushed in (but Pats get another SB win) or Pats get ultra mega trolled (but Giants win).

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

It's the worst outcome.

But the Pats getting mega trolled is some respite.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

my hell is going to be a table with two chairs in a completely white room.

on that table is a checker board, and i am playing eli manning. he only has to make one move, and its a jump that kills everyone of my pieces. and i have to spend eternity, losing to eli manning in checkers.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

He was originally moving the piece to a different space

But it slipped from his hand, and luckily fell right onto the perfect space for victory.

by Giant Space Ants on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I might be able to deal with that one....

Mine would be an eternal loop of a certain game……………………………………….

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

So your hell is talking to hornedfrogs45?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh there are bad outcomes.

Very, very bad outcomes.

I should stop investing so much of my life in sports. Did Game 6 teach me nothing?

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

well what am I supposed to watch now?

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:40 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Good call.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I want that game so bad

I wish I had a wii

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I like it less than the rest of the gaming universe.

There’s talk — from people who don’t throw this stuff around lightly — of it being on par with the best of the franchise. Everyone who didn’t insist on trying to control it like TP gave it glowing reviews.

And yet I merely like it. It’s very fun. The controls are awesome. But the exploration and world are far less detailed and, I dunno, inviting for exploration than OoT or MM or LttP or even TP. I miss that. But then I’m only like half way through.

I love it, but it’s not making me glad I don’t have current access to Arkham City.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I really want to play ocarina again

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have played it all the way through once

it is still my favorite game

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think it's a better game than OoT,

but it’s hard to compete with Nostalgia.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I just can't see that.

I am not having more fun with it than I did with Ocarina the first time. I’m not even having much more fun with it than I did playing Ocarina of Time for the 100th time last year.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I really dug the gadgets,

and I liked the “open-world” feel a la Wind Waker. My only real complaint was that the music wasn’t a bigger part of the game play.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it feels very open at all.

And, yeah, the music is lacking compared to other titles.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

As far as the gadgets, I love the beetle. God tier Zelda item right there.

Other than that, I’ve yet to get to a gadget that stands out as particularly new and awesome. I’m up to the claw shot so far.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

One other thing I liked

was the format. The dungeons themselves are mercifully short because it takes 10x more work just to get to them. Some dungeons don’t have bosses, some bosses aren’t in dungeons. It keeps you on your toes.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Downton Abbey?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Supposed to be awesome.

I haven’t watched it yet though.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It's pretty great... soapy, if that's your thing

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know what that is

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what is tihs?

i saw patton oswalt tweet about it hours ago

by studcrackers on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Lord/Ladies of an English manor, and their servants, during WWI

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, wasn't that special.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 22, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

I honestly have equal hate for the Giants and 49ers

so this was a wash for me.

Go Pats.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to make a sample budget for class

I think I should just print out a spreadsheet and say “I’m sports dead.”

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

Eli Sunday.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

Come now, this doesn't really compare.

Unless you just want to watch a prick named Eli get his brains bashed in.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Jack Morris

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

what do you think this is, some kind of baseball website???

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

no joke

I come here for boobs and chili talk. not this

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by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes... he's in the conversation.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Carney Lansford

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Juan Pierre

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Jun

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by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

But seriously

who do you guys think (without looking at WAR) are HOF’ers out of: Lance Berkman, Vlad, Brian Giles, Ichiro, Utley, and Beltran?

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by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Vlad, Ichiro, and maybe Beltran?

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I would say

Vlad, Ichirio

That’s the list.

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Ichiro, Vlad (borderline) and Beltran (very, very borderline).

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Vlad isn't borderline, IMO

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget Montreal Vlad

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by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he won't be to the real voters.

He would be in my hall.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I could never forget Montreal Vlad.

He anchored many fantasy teams. The only reason I think he’s borderline is lack of longevity.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Lack of longevity, and lack of real contribution in the field/from position value.

Whichever way you want to look at it.

He was a tremendous hitter, but at a position where the defensive demands and the baseline offense is way higher than the positions Ron Santo and Alan Trammell and Lou Whitaker played.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember a game at the RBiA when Vlad threw out a runner tagging up at second after catching the ball just in front of the RF foul pole.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Who I'd vote or who should get in?

Berkman and Suzuki would have my votes immediately.

Vlad would probably have my vote, but I might wait a few cycles to be sure (if he didn’t get in first ballot). He’s not as open-and-shut as he’s treated, I don’t feel. Position value matters.

Utley seemed like a Future Hall of Famer at one point, but I’m not sure he’s had enough great years. Again, I’d think about it.

Beltran is way closer than I think he gets credit for, but since I noticed that he’s done very little to add to his resume.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, I read Berkman as Bagwell.

Berkman’s close, but I’d have to think about it more. Probably no.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I was going to say...

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Because looking at fWAR (and will check up on rWAR)

in relation to Berkman, Giles, Vlad in particular:

Vlad 60 fWAR
Berkman 59.9 fWAR (still has a couple of years in him, maybe)
Giles 59.2 fWAR

And what seems to be similar-ish peaks, yet it feels to me (from elsewhere) that people like Vlad for the HOF above those two.

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by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

And 100 more HRs than Berkman

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

And 200 more HRs than Giles

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

And don't forget the almighty batting average!

When people loved Vlad, his high BA and low strikeout rates were a huge part of it.

Hell, it’s a lot of why I loved him. I never went to the altars of RBIs or Ws, but it took a long time for me to accept that OBP told me more than BA.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm convinced Giles was a juicer, so no.

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by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't Berkman the one you usually here that argument about?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like Vlad is superior by rWAR measure

thanks to defensive measures

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Utley's case depends on how his health holds up.

He had a five year peak of greatness, and his last couple years have still been pretty effective, but he’s 33 and has missed significant time the last couple seasons.

by Giant Space Ants on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

"Nobody gave us a chance" needs to be stricken from the sports lexicon.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

along with "swagger"

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Eli, its time to respect...

Still aint better then his brother imo but its time to start putting him up there with the best, currently.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

No.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck that.

And fuck Eli Manning.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not a Cowboys fan...,,isnt this the NFL thread?

Never have been I’m not originally from texas. And I’ve said that, I know most are cowboys fan therefore hate the Giants.

But last time I checked, it only took me being a Rangers fan to post here…

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

everyone is just angry

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

but I am so angry

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no thanks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

light up

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

will do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm seeing that, I think I'll stay out the OT thread from now on..

I usually don’t post in the OT so will just go back to the usual. Its one thing if this was the cowboys, I wouldn’t post something like this. But this is a totally different team and the NFL playoffs thread. . Didn’t realize that having a different opinion from the masses was somewhat uncalled for.,,,nice to know.

But I have family in New york and lived there before moving to Texas in 96…hope that’s enough.

I

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

stay

we are just pissed that the Giants won. Eli isn’t great though.

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

There's not

Pk just mad

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

play nice, philly

heh. my phone tried to turn philly to philkid. I lsb too much

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Excuse me, why shouldnt I?

Because its my OPINION that’s why and its an NFL thread! Why are you acting like I didn’t have the right to post my opinion in a General NFL thread even if said opinion was unpopular. I was posting here like every RANGER fan, my rooting for the Giants is no different then folks wanting San Fran or the Pats etc to win. I already told you I have no allegiance to the Cowboys and I lived in New york. Ironically the ONLY NY team that I like.

Sigh whatever I’m done with this, this seems to be going way back with you imo since the disagreement over the Colby stuff. You disagree fine, no need to jump all over someone.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course you have the right.

Just what good comes from it?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

PK I posted an opinion about Manning not even the Giants..

I didnt gloat etc. We’re all Rangers fan that’s the only thing you should expect us to have in common. didnt post it to disrespect it was simply my opinion. Just because you’re pissed doesn’t mean you should act like I shouldnt have posted it, why not?

A simply NO, like you said or otherwise in typical lsb way that disagreed(which had me chuckling was fine) but you seem to take it to another level.

And it made no sense but again don’t worry, will take my opinions elsewhere you and others can root against the Giants in the superbowl in peace. Since evidently differing opinions aren’t welcome, thought we were better then that.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

You're perfectly welcome to post your opinions in here.

Some of them will probably get called out, though.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

PK I have no problems with my opinions being called out..

if I couldn’t handle it I wouldn’t post here. I wouldn’t stand for being disrespected though and will surely stand up for myself.

I just dont see why I shouldn’t have posted said opinion even if you and others disagreed.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

(seriously don't worry about it)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

post anything

It’s an opinion. We argue like cats and dogs over beans in chili

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

don't let a few reactions keep you from being in the OT threads

they can be pretty awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hell motherfucking no

And if not, I turn around & say forget it.

by Brian. on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

and "then" what

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

58 passes for 313 yards, wow!

And did you see those game tying and winning drives at the end of regulation/OT?

Guy had a really good year, but he also had 25 ints last year.

by DShep on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

YEP, HE SURE LEADERSHIPPED THAT BALL OFF THE RETURNER'S KNEE

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

He won't lose any sleep over it.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I see it

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

heh I like him, I think he's one of the best and underrated..

A slight tick under Manning, Brady, etc but still very good.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

No no no no no no no

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Just because you think it, does not make it right...

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Winners just win, man

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

That game didn't matter.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really the game goet, just a culmination..

I think he should be up there not all time, I just think he gets it done when given the opportunity.
he’s in the shadow of his brother(who is my fav ironically) that I think sometimes its overlooked.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid ref blowing the fumble recovery call.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

So...

Packers vs. Steelers then Giants vs. Patriots. Next season: Tebows vs. Eagles?

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

Newton vs. Luck.

And WHY NOT

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Ew...

At least I know I’m going to eat wings during the Super Bowl. That’s what I have to look forward to.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, dogs barking the Imperial March.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

OH MAN

I can’t believe I forgot about this. He actually looks like he cares.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I would have loved to have been on LSB when this aired...

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I had just started my first College Program.

I was sitting in my apartment with two of my roommates, and one of those “I want to talk about football to fit in with this guy” girls.

I moved away from all my friends in Washington just in time for the Seahawks to make the Super Bowl.

The Steelers won.

It was unpleasant.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew a kid who was a Steelers fan back then. I actually called him a friend.

He was unbearable.

One day a couple years ago, he suggested to me the Cowboys would probably get a new QB in the off-season — totally seriously. Last time I ever talked to him.

He was also an A’s fan.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

He was pretending to read it to his wife.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

NO I DO NOT REMEMBER THAT

Man, I miss Super Bowls where I had a strong rooting interest.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Newton v Tebow

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Newton makes it to the Super Bowl before Romo and Stafford.

Come at me.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't really think Romo will make it, so maybe.

Stafford I doubt it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Plays for the fightin' Schwartzes

sports gods are terrible people if they ever let him coach a SB team.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

They've got talent.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Newton will have to be traded other than Carolina.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Rivera knows what he's doing. They're going to be back.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright I'm going to go play Civ V.

Now that I’m playing it again I’m enjoying it. Still not as good as IV, but eh.

by Arson55 on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

Civ was a good band

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate New York...I hate Boston...I hate the whole New England area

I think I’m just gonna get black out drunk for this Super Bowl

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

Do NFL observers not realize how ridiculous it is to "take your hat off" to Tom Coughlin, or any Giants player, in that stiuation?

If that fumble doesn’t happen and SF scores to win, they wouldn’t be saying any of that, but hardly anything would be different from the perspective of Eli Manning, Tom Coughlin, or basically anybody else. You wouldn’t hear anybody crediting Coughlin or the Giants if they lost, and they only won because of a fluke fumble on a return. It’s infuriating.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

(also the ref not ruling it SF ball on the other fumble)

(I feel that was also an important play)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

If if if

its sports…sports is all about “if”

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Eli. Manning.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

You've got the whole world of potential Antichrists available,

including BILL BELICHICK, and you go with Eli?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Brandon Jacobs

Chris Snee
Victor Cruz

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I do hate Cruz more than Manning

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate Brandon Jacobs above all. Manning's just a mouth-breathing good ol' boy.

I don’t even really understand the Manning hatred.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

He's so overrated. And has hella dumbface.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

He's definitely a top 3 seed in the dumb face tournament field

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

You have to realize that pretty much every NFL thread on LSB is a platform for discussing Tony Romo's comparative greatness.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Reply fail?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Helping Salman understand the widespread butthurt with the Giants moving on.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a very, very big part of it.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh. I disagree.

I hate the Giants and also Eli. I’d hate them whether Romo, Aikman, or Quinthy was the qb.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

God I want somebody to blast him right in the fucking earhole.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Finally.

DMC is mine.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions  

Heh.

Time for me to go in on Gallo.

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd have traded you Gallo if you had guys that matched up.

Given my model… DMC is about the 5th most valuable player in the league to me.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm curious what he'll flip him for.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

BG's always lurking

But I’m going to say Jon. Or me. Always bet on me.

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't do proposings.

Apart from the disastrous attempt to trade for K-Mart.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You were my next target if Ty wasn't going to give up DMC.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly...

You never know when you propose something wacky and get Greg Monroe for FUCKING NOTHING

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

How long is Deng going to be out?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Not long

but realize that Thibs overplays the shit out of him. So he might wear down again.

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Hennifer Hopez is a dumb whore.

Of course there’s nobody in that plane. Dumb bitch.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

Are there enough people here to get a new thread going?

because this beast is over 2k.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

It's only 10 p.m. (CST)

And people here tend to be night owls … so go for it.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Do it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Please. my phone can't take this shit

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

app?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

what is it doing?

no problems for me but you have the iphone version

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It might just be that I'm not used to mobile posting.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

x

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/22/2726649/1-22-ot-after-dark
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/22/2726649/1-22-ot-after-dark
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/22/2726649/1-22-ot-after-dark

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I have ever had a rare steak

I always order it medium rare

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

God tier: overused

(don’t mean to pick on you)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I order it medium rare too.

Upon occasion, I’ve ended up with a nice rare steak at home, but that only works when I’ve been good about bringing a thick cut to about 75 degrees before starting.

by other_shoe on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

iBob just said we got Prince.

So I guess that dream isn’t going to happen.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry.

At least I’m not citing him as legitimate!

Because he said we will, we won’t.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

He said 90% last time.
Jailed Robert (Roberto for a Spanish Fielder thread?)

BREAKING MLB NEWSSource: Texas Rangers have swooped in & signed the best player left on market PRINCE FIELDER #Arlington bound

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

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by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Twitter 'spolsion.

Conflicting made up sources

MLBInsideNews Scott Swaim
#Breaking: #Nationals to sign Prince Fielder to 8 year deal.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I'll raise you with

The idiot Scott Swaim who said Darvish wanted $100M or he wasn’t going to sign said Fielder to the Nationals for 8 years a few minutes ago.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha...

Well! When your main bullshit rumor guy competitor says one thing, you should probably say the other so at least one of you ends up right.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Call me when there's a flight we can track.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

x
@JoseCanseco
Jose Canseco
Billy beane call me would love to dh for you just give me a tryout that’s all I ask

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 PM CST reply actions  

I thought there was gonna be a new thread

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

There is...

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

there is

he posted a link. sometimes the app doesn’t like you to see it

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