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Our old buddy is back.
Scott Swaim @MLBInsideNews
#Breaking: #Nationals to sign Prince Fielder to 8 year deal.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM CST reply actions  

Swaim isn't joking, no.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I posted that in the other one.

He beat Bob.

One of them will probably be right.

I’d like for it to break from a real source tonight…

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a reporter.

Can I tweet that he’s headed to Toronto and be legitimate?

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

He's just a guy.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, this night can't get any worse.

So of course this is true.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh.

I don’t really want Prince for 8 years, so if that’s what it took, ain’t even mad.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

So the tweet after that from Swaim...
Scott Swaim @MLBInsideNews
#Nationals/Fielder deal has opt-out after 3.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Makes me disbelieve it even more

That would be a very odd contract, wouldn’t it?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I find that highly unlikely.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Wind....I'm sure that's about it.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

He says he broke the Pujols-to-LAA news.

He’s probably full of shit, but recognized this might happen and wants to build his cred by being first.

If he’s wrong, he will say “my sources were wrong, sorry!”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I looked it up at the time because he was posting other bad rumors

he did say Pujols was signing with the Angels the night before, but he was like 50 million off on the contract.

If you take a half-educated guess on enough rumors it shouldn’t be hard to get part of something right now and then.

by DShep on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Eventually a blind squirrel finds nuts

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing.

He was quoted in a here last weekend saying Darvish wanted $100M.

Two days later he signs for $56 guaranteed.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2011-12-30/evan-longoria-tampa-bay-rays-trade

This is the guy saying he’s gone to the Nats.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Just start tweeting links at his crap stories at him

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yu guys clearly didn't read the Prince Fielder story i posted earlier.

That said Texas or Washington is likely, but watch out for mystery team.

I’ve said as much as everyone else out there has.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Mystery team: Nippon Ham Fighters

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Brilliant

They use the posting fee on a 1 year PF contract

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better...

Minutes after this idiot tweeted this, incarcerated bob tweeted that we signed Fielder. Neither source is remotely reliable.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I know.

I’m just choosing to believe the one with the bad news.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

didn't they buy out mike morse's arb years like 2 days ago

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

walk baby walk baby walk baby walk

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

On the topic of hated Giants...

hate to say it, but nobody on the current team compares to my hatred of David Tyree, and it has nothing to do with his catch.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

Really?

Phil Simms
LT (respectful hatred)
Jason Sehorn
Shockey

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

OH GOD PHIL SIMMS

I never really saw him play. I still hate him so much.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

So did I miss anything in that SF/NY fanpost?

I don’t feel like wadding through 2000+ comments.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

Lotta anger

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck Jerry Jones and his alcoholic son

trade up and get Pierre-Paul. NOPE. Gotta have flash on offense. Fuck a buncha Romo scrambling. Jerry is the next Davis. He will die bitter and unmoved. I feel Jerry is pompous enough to give his own eulogy

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

nope

just stating what I shouted years ago.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

it was before i was an internet star

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

This should end well.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I hope it doesn't

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

I saw this and was like its 2010?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11

by TxStCa on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Weekend at Bernie's to the nth degree

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

If that whole thing happened while he was actually a zombie,

it’d go a long way to reestablish his legacy.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

most overrated coach in the history of coaching

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Sup fellas?

Long time no see. Had to take a break after the WS….

I’ve decided to calm down and not try to be such an “Internet bad ass doucher”

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11

by TxStCa on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM CST reply actions  

oh come on man

youre still a douche but youre a loveable douche

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks?

For real though….I’m still a douche?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11

by TxStCa on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah..yeah

If i bought you a beer would that make you feel better?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Anybody else have the Ravens & Giants covering?

WASSSSSUPP??!?!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

No bets and thus no winnings for me.

But I did have Andouille, sharp cheddar, grilled red onions, and mustard on a toasted ciabatta roll, which was nice.

by other_shoe on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds delicious and right up my alley

What kind of mustard?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Solid.

I have some horseradish mustard right now… pretty good.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Ribs for Josey....and cold beer of course.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Coors Light / Corona Light

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't fruit your beer.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

corona is horrible without lime

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with throwing a lime in a Corona.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer dos xx

but corona with lime is not bad. corona without lime is horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I agree with this opinion

negro modelo is better than either though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Dos xx but in a small glass with the rim covered in salt

and with a lime in it while listening to music very loud.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

To each their own.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Grilled.

Marinated for 6 hours in Stubbs, A1, Worcestshire, Soy, orange juice and red wine.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I've heard about orange juice as something to throw in the marinating process...

I didn’t taste it but what the fuck?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

acid, probably helps break up the meat so it absorbs everything/is tender

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Sort of.

Friend asked me what I’d do and is giving me a share since I was right.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

It just got worse
RT @NFLhistory: #Giants’ Tom Coughlin has tied Tom Landry (7) for most road wins by HC in NFL playoff history

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

YOU ARE NO LANDRY, COUGHLIN.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

And now leads all coaches with horrible rosacea in all-time playoff wins.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

What the hell?

A Scientology commercial during American Idol?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11

by TxStCa on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM CST reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM CST reply actions  

Cut

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

What does this mean?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Williams is the one that fumbled the punt.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks. Didn't really watch the game as I was doing my taxes.

Two of my most hated teams playing each other doesn’t really get me going. I know one of those bastards are going to the Super Bowl and that just pisses me right off.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm guessing New England -6.5 with an over/under around 51.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll go NE by -2, and O/U around 45.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow...Americasline.com has it.

New England -3.5 / 55

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

That's it?

If I wagered… I’d bet a lot on the Pats with that line.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I still like my line.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Plural.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Things might have gotten a little tense in the locker room.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Why did they decide to put the game in Smith's hands after it was tied?

Did anybody else feel that way?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That's Crabtree, btw.

On the left.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Thesis: No development in the era of digital journalism has done more damage than Twitter.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM CST reply actions  

Wrong.

See, e.g., Arab Spring

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I mean, yes.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Whenever most people started getting their news for free on the internet.

But if I have to take this to explain my point, there was no reason to make it.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm just thinking out loud

At the end of 2010, when I got my uni entrance exam marks back, I seriously considered Journalism but I really had no idea what kind of career that would entail, and I think I was somewhat irrationally swayed by a perception that Twitter and the “instant breaking news” thing kinda made ‘actual’ journalism sort of irrelevant.

But yeah, the scramble to become the “first person to break the news” and Twitter coming into existence as a platform for that cause seems to have resulted in a fall in journalism standards (though I supposed I really don’t know what they were like previously). I’m curious as to what JDT means with his comment above.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Twitter was very helpful in getting information out to the rest of the world during Arab Spring and even when Iran had riots.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I am a journalism major

Twitter has done more good than harm.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It probably has

but man I do not like the fact that unsubstantiated rumours are often magnified on Twitter.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Old School journalism types really hate twitter...

Fuck ’em (not you but the people telling you twitter is a bad thing).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't hate Twitter. I love Twitter.

It’s just really easy for things to get out of hand.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Plenty of them use it.

It is what it is… a great way for fast info… just gotta have a good bullshit filter for all the noise.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

late night lsb is my favorite lsb

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I wish I was that talented

I am no Taylor Swift

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

- Bibi Jones

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish I knew what this means

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I am attributing your post as a quote from porn star Bibi Jones

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

Swift sure does like banging dudes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Matteo, I need your review of Red Tails

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

saw it at the 1 pm showing.... I hadn't heard of it until yesterday

No expectations and I enjoyed it. They managed to shove a love story in which was cheesy but overall not horrible. Not a blockbuster by any means. I have been to many airshows growing up so I like P40s and P51s.

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Was it like A Knight's Tale

Entertaining but unrealistic ?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I never saw A Knight's Tale

but loosely based on history. So take it for what it’s worth.

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

A Knight's Tale was pretty fun.

Interestingly (at least to me), it wasn’t realistic in Chaucer either.

by other_shoe on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Conversation with a girl that I've known for a while (she's from Long Island)
Her: Giants- Pats!
Me: Can’t wait for the commercials!
Her: Haha you’re such a girl!
Me: Why would I want to watch two Northeastern teams that I absolutely hate? Hahaha
Her: .
Me: Commercials:1 Pats-Giants: 0
Her: You: 1. Your dick: 0

Daaaaaaaaaamn

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM CST reply actions  

She got you good you fucker.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Twitter sure is a lot of fun right now.

It’s just an echo chamber.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM CST reply actions  

Twitter has gone insane.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Two different incredibly unreliable sources are saying he’s signed tonight. One says Nats, one says Rangers.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear the Ham Fighters have some extra money

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That would make a nice 2 year deal

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Great minds

heh

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Shows that I have read almost nothing in this thread.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Give yourself some credit

We both posted it at the same time in different subthreads

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

LSB hivemind

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

So true.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep...

“The Nationals got Fielder! Mets confirmed for last place LOL” followed by a “Rangers signed Fielder! FML!” posts over and over.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

ICB tweeted it with conviction though!

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh dear...

Colin Wyers re-tweeted the Nationals one and is now having to apologize.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Once again, this turd is going to the Super Bowl

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

ban

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

bold unpacked flavors

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

According to CBS, Prince Fielder has died.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM CST reply actions  

"I'm waiting to get my info from Rob Lowe"

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

So Prince Fielder retired?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Prince Fielder has reportedly passed on a deal with...

No, I’m sorry. He has actually just passed on.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

sooooo

are we looking at 4 yrs 20 mil?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

time to drink

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Breaking:

Prince Fielder to sign with the Nippon Ham Sandwich

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

horrible

Just horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You chuckled and you know it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I did not

The joke sucked

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

nope

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x
Ben Rogers @BenRogers
Rangers have not signed Prince. Not to say they are/or aren’t trying to. But Twitter indicating deal has been reached. If so, not w/ Texas

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

seems Prince was a lil on...THE PORT SIDE

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Ben Rogers @BenRogers
Could he be finalizing a deal? Perhaps. That’s different than signing. But in response to it being a done deal. Not here. Not yet. Not now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Frustratingly vague

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

x
BenRogers Ben Rogers
RT @matchst1ck @BenRogers Care to speculate?>No. Rangers tightest-lipped front office in sports. You’d have to be tied in w/ agent on this 1

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably not the agent on this one

as the Fielder tour has yet to make a second stop.

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

It's incarceratedbob.

Why even respond?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

colonial > incarcerated

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

slander and calumny

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No worse/better than the other guy we've been arguing with for days now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still waiting on all the Japanese posters to start showing up.

Didn’t we have one post a Fanpost or two about Nippert? Or was it Lewis? And he may have been Korean. I’m terrible at this memory stuff.

I’m not racist.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a Korean

that became a fan when Chan Ho signed.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Really

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit

Really? I mean, I thought it was just last year, so Chan Ho was long gone.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was last year.

But the guy remained a Rangers fan even after CHP left.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha. Thanks.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

reminds me of a fun story

It was the Angels game. K-Rod pitching. I told my buddies if Hammy hits it out I would streak around my apartment complex naked. HEADING UP…HEADING OUT…BALLGAME!!!!!!. Never have I felt so free in my life

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

/csb.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

knew that was coming

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate the Eagles a lot more than I hate the Giants.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM CST reply actions  

eesh

tough call

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I am.

I’m still a fan, but there’s no reason to why the Cowboys have been so noncompetitive. Seeing the Giants succeed pisses me off because we have a moron running the show, and it won’t change.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Well... Jerry's not immortal...

right?

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see him leaving for health reasons for at least a decade.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

WE WONT DRAFT FOR NEED

Jerry will draft for flamboyance

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Only enough room in your bowels to hate one team?

I have no trouble hating multiple.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not sure if I do but now is probably not the time to ask me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate gonerrhea more than herpes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The fuck?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't think I can explain it any better

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you shouldnt

gony is cured with ABX

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

zithromax or rocephin

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I just went to look this up before you posted.

Thinking, “Wait, isn’t he hating on the one that can be cured?”

Now, I’m thinking “Must clean browser history before my wife borrows the laptop.”

by other_shoe on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh about $35000

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Heh

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Just for you?

What lifestyle are you supposed to be living?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Just for me.

It’s supposed to be :suppose you get a first jobb in Laramie, WY.

How much should you set aside and how much money should you make to make ends meet?

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Laramie? Cost of living shouldn't be that bad.

You can aim pretty low if you want.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. I found an apartment for 399 rent

So that’s not bad at all.

I’m going to assume my electric and gas are a little higher than they are in Missouri but everything else should probably be pretty similar.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

so these PF rumors has my adrenaline pumping. i need to go to bed.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM CST reply actions  

There's nothing credible being reported yet by anyone.

You can go to bed and not miss anything, probably.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

text me if something happens aqua

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have your phone number.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

IT'S A TRAP!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

and by all means don't give RF your number

you’ll get dinosex text pics at 3 in the morning

by matteo25 on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

its for the best

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

x
SPORTSbyBROOKS @SPORTSbyBROOKS
Chip Kelly has left Oregon for Tampa Bay Bucs. Details: bit.ly/yOmfxn

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

UPDATE: Prince Fielder new head coach of Oregon

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Win.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Brilliant.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Just when I thought the meme had died...

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

it's probably the best use of the meme that I've seen thus far

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

then what tops it

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

oh, buttannihilated niners fan

moving on

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

be nice to scoop

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Scoop needs to pull the

“Don’t you know who I am” card one of these days.

by sprite on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

yes he does

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

though he tried to make big guns hate me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

less than a day

it made me laugh my ass off when I first heard it in game

and then the internet happened

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed, young Yugi

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

SWEET ROLLS!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Aaron A. Aaronson

voted for… Gingrich.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

seems like this happens every election year

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

just like in Tommy Boy

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 12:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Since I got DMC...

I’ll go ahead and admit I proposed a RIDICULOUS trade for Melo to Or just to see what would happen. I don’t know if he got to see it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM CST reply actions  

A turnover machine.

But he’s mine now… and I’m happy.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Westphal being gone helps a lot I think.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

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Ben Rogers @BenRogers 1m
Reply RetweetedRetweet
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FavoritedFavorite · Close Open Details So if Prince HAS indeed signed – officially – as of right now, it is with another team – not the Texas Rangers.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks Aqua!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

>Matt Kilroy's 1886 season

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

Serena just lost

Looks like she had a lack #want

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM CST reply actions  

Bitch needs a lack of sandwiches.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Nishikori and Tsonga are in a 5th set

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh really?

That was a huge forehand by Nishikori

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone but Nadel or Murray

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

How can you like Murray?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

He is a douche

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no idea.

I’m not a hardcore tennis watcher (usually just watch the majors) so I’ve never really had a problem with him.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Always acting hurt, always whining to his box

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

He's a Scot.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Glasgow, Scotland

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Nadal is boring.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Solid. Nothing special.

Dismantled Tomic last night but was good matchup for him and the kid really isn’t there yet.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

He shit on tomic yesterday after the first set

It was like he decided fuck this I’m going to finish him

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Didn't stay up and watch him last night

Heard Tomic didn’t play very well though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Tomic doesn't have the shot-making in him yet.

His match against Dolgopolov was great fun though…even with the millions of slice backhands.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

He's young and will definitely get better

I heard his ball was setting up perfectly for Fed and that he never really changed anything up

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Tomic was just outclassed

He did however fairly consistently read Federer’s serve

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

NADEL IS AWESOME

heh.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

has incarcerated bob ever been right on anything or is he just a corncob?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM CST reply actions  

Cliff Lee.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I will NEVER trust him because of that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

He says so much that it's hard to tell.

Some of the things he says turn out to be true, but I don’t know if he’s ever actually broken anything.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

You haven't read any of this thread have you

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

shutup bob

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

no you shutup bob

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

He is right sometimes.

He is also wrong quite a few times.

Most of the time the stuff he says isn’t exactly going out on a limb.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean

some of the shit he’s thrown against the wall has stuck.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

people suck and I can't do the block quote thing

@KyleWilliams_10. I hope you, youre wife, kids and family die, you deserve it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

just horrible

I had to stop reading the tweets that were sent to him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Jesus.

I feel terrible for the guy.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

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sbnation SB Nation
A quick word about @KyleWilliams_10 and what people are saying to him on Twitter. sbn.to/AbFxtn
It’s embarrassing to see the outbursts and the threats. Sports are emotionally charged by nature, but there’s absolutely no reason for a fan or observer to lash out in the way many have at Williams.

by sarnold on Jan 22, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

So people are still saying Eli isn't a great QB?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM CST reply actions  

Yes.

Because he’s not.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool, so no rational discussions here tonight.

Good to know.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Um. You're seriously going to look at that game and tell me I should now believe Eli is great?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes. There is an argument that Eli is a very good quarterback (I would still not say elite)

This is not one of them.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

If you want to argue him great or awful, tonight’s game should be close to irrelevant to you.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

you are falling into a trap

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know, I feel like a mosquito headed towards a bug zapper...

but I just can’t resist

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude was under fire the entire game. Little to no help from his running game. Again.

Going up against the best defense in football. And he still makes clutch throws and wins a huge game. Yes, he got help. I’m not saying he’s Tom Brady. But you’re crazy if you don’t think he’s a top 5-7 QB in the NFL right now. Absolutely crazy.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I would put him in that range.

that makes him pretty good not great

by RangerMad on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I never said he was elite.

I said he was right below that. And was called a troll.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

He never said he was elite either.

He said great, same as you.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

And again...

that’s not why you were called a troll. You were called a troll because you spent an entire thread the next week baiting people about your opinion because people called your opinion wrong.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Calling an opinion wrong is the problem.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shoot! It's the "opinions can't be wrong" discussion!

I am of the opinion that cows can fly.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I am of the opinion opinions can be wrong.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

well duh

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh look, let's take an example to an unrealistic circumstance.

That proves everything.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

It proves opinions can be wrong.

Because they can.

That’s all that needs to be done. Welcome to the Socratic Method.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

It proves nothing.

You phrased an opinion as a factual statement.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I am of the opinion that Mario Mendoza was, in actuality

the best hitter in MLB history.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

lolwut

Do you know what the word opinion even means? It seems that you think it means a belief that cannot possibly be right or wrong.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait. . .

. . . when you say someone is insane for not having Eli Manning in their top seven QBs, aren’t you calling their opinion wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooo. . .

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm saying they are crazy.

I’m not saying they are wrong.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

This confuses me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

inorite

You actually do run in to this sort of thought on the internet now and then, though. It’s never not entertaining.

At some point he might bust in to a hilarious leap in logic. Like “you want automated balls and strikes, so you probably just want the players to be robots.”

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You should be a politician.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

More because of your support statements than because of your thesis.

Telling me Eli Manning is one of the seven best QBs in the NFL is not insane (though I’m pretty suspicious of it’s accuracy).

Supporting it the way you did is literally hilarious, unless you’re not serious.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope. Clearly great means top 25%.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think people are suggesting that he isn't a top 5-10 quarterback

But he’s not really close to Brady/Brees/Rodgers, who form a top tier waaaaaay above any other quarterbacks.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to see your list of top 5-7 NFL QB's

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

HAI GUYS LET'S TALK QB TIERS YET AGAIN

MY FAVOURITE SUBJECT

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

YA TITTLE IS CLEARLY BETTER THAN DARYLE LAMONICA

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure

Rodgers
Brady
Brees
Stafford
Manning
Big Ben
Romo
Rivers

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Stafford? No.

Stafford hasn’t done shit.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Rivers has fallen out of the top tier.

I wouldn’t put Stafford or Romo there either.

All three are at the next to elite tier.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Cameron Jerrell laughs at this.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of this statement where you call people's opinions wrong:

I find the implication that Eli is factually no better than five, but factually no worse than seven entertaining.

That’s right where he is, guys. Three allowed spots of movement. No more, no less!

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Quit being irrational bob

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY?

jesus

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

fucking hell
RT @MLBInsideNews Source from #Nationals front office: DONE deal on Fielder. Has to fly from his home in FLA to WASH for Physical >Who knows

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

RT from ben rogers

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

This guy is totally full of shit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

lol why out of all places? whatever floats his boat

"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

by pinoyintegrity on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

K, Michael Morse time

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

x
JimBowdenESPNxm JIM BOWDEN
There is a report on twitter @mlbinsidenews that Fielder has signed 8 yr deal with Nats Left messages with Nats and Boras w/ no response????

by octoberty on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was to get laid?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha
Kevin_Goldstein Kevin Goldstein
Gotcha. Prince Fielder to the Nats, press conference in Toronto at 9pm. Understood. #rumors

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit, I didn't get this at first.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still about 50% glad the Rangers got Yu because he's Yu...

and about 50% glad the Rangers got Yu because of the smug Blue Jay bullshit rumor mongers during the posting process.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh absolutely.

They were incorrigible.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm just happy that the Rangers don't have a bunch of guys doing that.

Of course, it helps that the FO is so tight-lipped.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

my heart just jumped in my throat

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

that is facebook

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My question is

Why would he sign at 11 central on a Sunday?

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Is this source credible?

And if so, not surprised, starting to think for some reason the Rangers are leaning more to signing Hamilton.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

None of these sources are credible.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope not...

More particularly, I hope it’s not because the owners want to resign him

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

federalbaseball is buying it.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

actually they arent

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

hold me matteo

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

they are on the fence

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x
BenRogers Ben Rogers
RT @TXRangerFan3 @BenRogers Please dont believe @MLBInsideNews . Look @ profile/tweets. Just saying stuff out of his a$$ > Grain of salt.

"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

by pinoyintegrity on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKER

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

x
Adam G. Case @AGCase 1m
Reply Delete FavoritedFavorite · Clos
e Open Details trying to frantically contact my source… (bob simpsons pilot) let me see what i can get into on a drunk sunday night

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

#breaking news

got this response back “adam, go to sleep”

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Running up the score in NCAA can be a lot of fun.

Playing as the OC in a Dynasty… 105-24.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM CST reply actions  

Good lord

Teams?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Arizona State... FCS.

I just kept airing that shit out there, far past the point where it was classy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha that is kind of fun

I need to get back to my NCAA team… finally a head coach. I’m a little tired of FIFA (partly because I just got promoted to the EPL and I’m expected to finish 20th…)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

WHeres that one dude from earlier?

SheaWasBettor? I liked that guy. He pissed people off. I respect that

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:03 PM CST reply actions  

Oh come on.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Road splits, bro

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I ask someone who comes here and says things like "You guys are devolving"

to answer a question or do something a think and if they don’t, they’re gone. If they do, they win our respect.

I will put Ryin on the Moderator’s Challenge committee.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

How do you decide who gets the Challenge?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It's bad that I know who you mean.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

what about current posters?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

im bring a new level to the angrydome in 2012 GDT goet....

you better get that 5 minute time out ready for me.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to the first CJ Wilson start against the Rangers

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

oh lord... makers mark for all!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

LETS ALL BOO

right? right guys? No?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not going to boo unless he says something stupid in an interview

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Dont know how to feel about it..

I was prepared for him to go but thinking he would just spurn us. But after it came out and seeing we really didnt try, well cant blame him. However frankly seeing him in Angel red, I’m almost over it frankly so for me he’s our rival.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think that's what she was saying

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it's not..

I’m saying putting myself in his shoes, its not to say he had a choice, we didnt want him, clearly. I thought he would outright spurn us ala Cliff Lee but he didnt so it’s kinda different. But he’s an Angel so its also easy in a way.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

They shouldn't have if they didnt want to..

Not what I was saying, see below, just stating what actually happened and how differently I thought it would go that’s all.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

jailed bob is a douche and pisses me off

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:06 PM CST reply actions  

I dont think bob is incarcerated

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I know better since the Cliff Lee mess..

I notice he goes with the most likely scenario, so he’s either right or wrong.

by Vicky on Jan 22, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

if your going to break news the cycle starts in the morning right?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM CST reply actions  

Werth.....

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

but why..... no one is bidding against them for that length

unless prince required a huge premium to go there and the nats really wanted him

by jonathan rigby on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

struggaleeeeannnnn franchise

I see the Nats as a perfect fit for Prince…unless Prince wants to win

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

this is what u need to know about that douche reporting fielder to nats

http://eye-on-baseball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22297882/34084374

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM CST reply actions  

dumbfuck

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I am Aquaman Feliz

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

is aqua posting this same shit or something?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes he posted that same story earlier

I am giving you a hard time

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

i didnt read the first half of this OT thread

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

That i why I am giving you a hard time. I do not actually care.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

my neighbor is blaring kiss

horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

KISS is the worst band ever

someone prove me wrong…I dare you

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Iron Maiden...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

YCTAT

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know what this means

so I choose to take it as a compliment

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh fuck you

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nickelback

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No fu...oh yeah...you win

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Chicks on speed

/drops mic

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

x
JIM BOWDEN @JimBowdenESPNxm
Most improved MLB clubs this off-season so far: 1. Angels 2. Marlins 3. Reds 4.Yankees 5. Diamondbacks

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 PM CST reply actions  

pure conjecture

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

dude, you gotta link to that shit?

such a great piece of Ranger history

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, no.

It was so provocative MLB linked to the Angels feed during the highlights.

Wimps.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

did they really?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Do you still have it on your computer?

You should upload it to YouTube and unlist it so they don’t take it down.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 22, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

go on young man...

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember a TwitVid somewhere

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

This is great news

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

2001 world series

completely counteracted by Danny Haren

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you have against the Reds?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

get them a trophy then

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

SEE THIS OPINION? IT IS WRONG

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Tin Roof by Blue Bell is the greatest thing ever made by human people

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

ever had fried ice cream? pure sex

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

i lke coffee flavored ice cream

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

If i want mint flavor, then i'll have a damn mint

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

B&J cookie dough is still my fav.

But now I’m liking Jamba Juice sorbet bars.

by Vicky on Jan 23, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

lol... my other less reliable source just texted me

“if anything goes down it will drop in the morning.” everyone stop fucking with me!… im taking half an ambien

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM CST reply actions  

take it easy on the sedative hypnotics

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

youre right.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice point

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 PM CST reply actions  

Racist

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

the masters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. wimbledon

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I really like this Person of Interest show.

It’s getting better as they go, I think.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 PM CST reply actions  

It's better since they got the cop involved.

Caviezel is coming out of his shell a bit, not quite so monotone and formulaic.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

ITT: Opinions

State them. Since they can’t be wrong, you can make magic happen!

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM CST reply actions  

i graduated from devry

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Calling me an unbalanced individual. Classy. Super classy.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Just his opinion

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Calling someone unbalanced is a measure of class?

Do you not think you occasionally go a little crazy over things like, say, the Rangers’ lead slipping to merely six games or so and people telling you it’s no big deal?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Then you can call half the people here unbalanced after today.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see many people overreact the way you do.

Maybe you’re just unaware of the way you act on here? Are you willing to accept that as a possibility?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Overreacting like wishing death on certain players? Or threatening to punch Josey if they ever saw them in person?

How about you stop talking down to me, mmkay?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

If there's anyone here who actually wishes death on players, then, yes, like that.

I think there’s a good chance Josey would deserve to be punched, so I wouldn’t call that overreacting.

You didn’t answer my question.

You also didn’t explain to me what you think the word “opinion” means.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I'm not willing to accept it.

I’m aware of the way I act. I know I’ve overreacted in the past. I consider an opinion a personal belief or attitude towards a subject.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I also think if there's something wrong with someone who thinks someone deserves to be assaulted

for what they type online.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no clue what he's like in the real world.

I don’t intend to find out. I’d be slightly surprised if he’s not punchable.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't go too far out on that limb.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

And that personal beliefe or attitude can't be wrong?

You’re not willing to accept that sometimes you overreact, whilst admitting that sometimes you overreact?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not willing to accept that I don't know how I act.

I never said opinions can’t be wrong, either. You went and ran with that. =

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Then what is wrong with calling someone's opinion wrong?

How is that more wrong than calling someone crazy for having a QB 4th or 8th in the NFL?

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not inherently against it.

But I’m hesitant to do so, because I tend to want to value other’s thoughts on an issue. Hear their point of view before sniping them from their ivory tower, if you will.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

That’s sure what it seems like.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

It does to me. You're obviously smart. A lot smarter than me.

But you alienate people when you basically tear someone down and call them a complete moron. It pisses me off. I feel like there are several times where I have legitimate points that get laughed at because I’m not the best at wording arguments here. It gets old after a while. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post where you’ve said you were wrong about something.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shoot, I'm wrong all the time.

I COULD BE WRONG ABOUT ELI MANNING!

gasp

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

See, like that. You fucking ignore what I say completely

and act like an asshole. Fuck you.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't ignore what you said.

I pointed out that I’m wrong. A lot. Because I am. I usually cop to it if I’m aware of it and someone doesn’t notice it first.

Hell, I admitted in that Davenport thread that I think I did something wrong. I just don’t care enough to double check.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

But you do it in the most smug way possible.

I’m just saying, that’s where a lot of my anger comes from. I hate the “im smarter than you attitude.” I get it. don’t rub it in my face constantly.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 23, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Is that what the whole standings thing was about?

You were angry people were telling you the Rangers wouldn’t collapse because they were smug?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 23, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Some of it, yes.

I don’t know anymore. I’ll just shut up and go with the hivemind.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 23, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

tamales are the worst thing in the world

beans are a close second

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I love Mexican food

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I miss living in the valley

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Down in the vallley

The valley so low…

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 22, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I keep having to remind myself the point of this subthread

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

beans are not acceptable in anything

except green beans but I don’t put them in my chili

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is good

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've noticed recently there are a lot of people out there who find the idea of beans out of chili to be unfathomable.

Not because they simply like the taste of putting beans in chili, but because they literally have no clue that putting beans in chili is a breakaway from traditional chili. Indeed, most of them don’t even understand that if you take beans out IT IS STILL CHILI.

It’s as though beans are every bit an original ingredient of actual chili right along side meat and cumin.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Iirc

Originally chili had no beans

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It is my OPINION that chili originally had dulce de leche in it.

As such, it cannot be wrong.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

True.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

alsoitismyopinionthatstarwarssucks.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

bigtill is vfn. vfn is bigtill.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

NO FUCK YOU

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

i prefer blue cheese

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

that bold flavor

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

why would anyone have ranch when there is honey mustard?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

honey french... mmmmmm

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

oh I have never had that

sounds awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

try it with garlic bread

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

where can I get this?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I heard that for the first time the other day...

Texas Roadhouse maybe. Sounded good.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

its like cataline but sweeter without that bite

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Why ouch?

It’s my opinion, and thus it cannot be wrong.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Has anybody heard the phrase "On the Interstate" in relation to batting before?

Apparently 0.195 looks like I-95, which is said interstate I suppose. I’ve never heard of that (but then I am not a baseball lifer either)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:32 PM CST reply actions  

I really wish this show wasn't fake

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

no

that show is completely real

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i had a chance to work on Storage Wars TX

turned it down

reality TV production is the pits

by oc on Jan 23, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

that show is horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

exactly

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what show?

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 22, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

kitchen nightmares

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Enjoy this night, LSB.

He’ll be back.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:34 PM CST reply actions  

404 error

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't click on this

explain

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

JW was banned

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

in here?

or another thread?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Clay Davenport thread

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

so after he posted in here?

weird. I figured that thread was dead

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What?

WTF is going on

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

loud noises

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

AJM deleted his own post.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

JDT, I think.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It's me, actually.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Or at least I thought it was me.

Based on this comment.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/21/2723173/saturday-morning-rangers-things#89394022

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

MODERATOR’S CHALLENGE: Josey post a picture of yourself with a scale reading.

(If only.)

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

He's never even seen me.

He’s going off the dust-up between LSJ and me the other night.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah yes

I was just wondering who had recently made a crack at you about that

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

you need to grow some hair

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't have a snappy response to this prepared.

Give me a few minutes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I will be patiently waiting

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

....

….

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have hair on my ass.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

put some of that shit on your head

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Your mom didn't seem to mind.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

that is because she likes fat conforming assholes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know.

She tried to get me to do a threesome with your dad.

I wasn’t having it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

they are divorced

her current husband totally fits that description.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh. Sorry.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

its cool

but, seriously, stop being bald

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I CAN'T.

What bee flew up your ass tonight?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

none

I am just playing with you. my bad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

swoon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

seriously

sorry

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hahaha, don't worry about it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

So you did mix in a (tossed) salad

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope I never get put in this

I can’t post pictures and stuff

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he is dreamy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

amd boy can he write some.music

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He also calls JDT and Prince Fielder fat

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Must of missed that one

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 22, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Right, he just does it to piss me off.

Whatever.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

JDT I believe

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Me.

Never to my face, of course.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

THE ROOM COULDN'T HANDLE HIS TRUTH BOMBS, BRO.

HE’LL BE BACK AND DICKIER THAN EVER SO HE CAN MAKE PRETTY RACIST COMMENTS AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO HIM.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget the anti-Semitism

which he tries to pretend never happened!

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

He dropped a Yu's a "deceptive con man" because he's Japanese bullshit this weekend.

It was really insulting, but I guess since he didn’t say it to Adam, it was fine.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Monkey.

Are you aware of when /v/ became 99% posting anime women? It’s been in, like, the last few days.

It’s terribly upsetting.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM CST reply actions  

got trolled hard by mass effect 2 hating JRPG assclowns a week ago and haven't gone back since in my butthurt

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That board has taken a nosedive recently.

Weeks at most, maybe just days. It’s really frustrating. I don’t know what happened.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

game 6 2010 alcs was one of the strongest moments in the history of that board

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

I was also fond of my “you may post in this thread if your team has won an AL pennant this decade” thread.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

almost make up for your stupid ass Iron Maiden posts

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

The Cardinals fans on there are horrible.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Just looked at /sp/

holy lol, the Ya Blew It Power Rankings

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I mean:

1. Kyle Williams in charge of returning punts
2. Billy Cundiff in charge of sending it to overtime
3. Lee Evans in charge of catching game winning touchdowns
3. Tony Romo in charge of holding double digit 4th quarter leads
4. Marion Barber in charge of staying in bounds
5. James Harrison in charge of sacking Tebow
6. Dan Bailey in charge of not getting iced before the game-winner
7. Michael Turner in charge of picking up 4th and short in OT
8. Andy Reid in charge of selecting a defensive coordinator
9. Mark Sanchez in charge of being a franchise quarterback
10. Joe Paterno in charge of stopping molestation

9001. Tom Brady in charge of defeating God QBs
9002. Eli Manning in charge of defeating System QBs
900000000001. Tom Brady in charge of shutting up Rex Ryan
900000000002. Eli Manning in charge of shutting up Rob Ryan
9000000000000000000001. Tom Brady in charge of winning in the playoffs
9000000000000000000002. Eli Manning in charge of winning in the playoffs

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

The honorable mentions:

>chorgers in chorge of winning the weakest division in football
>Kaeding in charge of not injuring himself on the first play of the season, subsequently not playing the rest of the season
>Los Angeles in charge of acquiring a franchise
>Painter in charge of painting

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Even though there are several Cowboys on there

that is pretty hilarious

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

>desean jackson in charge of showing up to practice

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Cliff Harris in charge of responsible driving

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Jason Garrett in charge of winning ball games

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Jim Harbaugh in charge of keeping everybody's composure

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Dez Bryant in charge of 1000 yard seasons

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

:/

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Lebron James in charge of closing out the game

(yeah, different sport, suck it)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Cigna in charge of refilling my prescriptions on time

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Indiana in charge of not being crappy

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

COD MW3 Servers in charge of not lagging

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I SHOT A KID

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM CST reply actions  

old/10

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

x

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

DAT NGUYEN

(it works on multiple levels)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

you sir, win 1 Internet

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Looking over Fangraphs a bit...

David Wright was a beast in 2007.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 PM CST reply actions  

Now he is the great gazoo

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Sometimes when I want to drool

I look at some of Bonds later numbers.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Matt Kilroy's 1886

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I'd enjoyed a subthread

where people tried to find randomly awesome seasons by players.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Chipper Jones was also awesome that season.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Brian Roberts AND Morgan Ensberg in 2005.

On that note, I remember arguing over and over again with Astros fans about who was better between Blalock and Ensberg.

Strange how that played out.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Melvin Mora's 23/104 season in 2008 is one of my favourites.

12 homers and 56 RBIs (and 1.073 OPS) in 48 post-break games.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 22, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

JD Drew in 2004.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Darrin Erstad in 2000.

DID YOU KNOW HE USED TO BE A PUNTER RAH RAH RAH.

by Giant Space Ants on Jan 22, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

2009 fantasy baseball draft

I took Wright over Pujols…somebody tell me how stupid I am

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

ugh...thank you bro

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I had it locked down

WRIGHT IS MY ANCHOR….well I was right….he was dead weight

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

It's becoming a Chris Brown level beating.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that more or less than a Bobby Brown level?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

cats and dogs, mass hysteria

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh, ghostbusters almost

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I may watch this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We were going through great theme songs earlier tonight

It inspired me to want to watch it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

superman

hands down

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

In no particular order

Jurassic Park
James Bond
Pink Panther
A-Team
Rocky
Indiana Jones

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see superman

opinion invalid

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I did not mention the ones we had already mentioned

namely Ghostbusters and Superman

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

never seen it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

deal

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This reminds me of my friend who said he had never seen

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. AND THAT HE DID NOT PARTICULARLY CARE TO SEE IT, ACTUALLY.

I almost kicked him out.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I watched part of that for the first time the other night

they were in the desert

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Watch it all, you bastard.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

but it was kind of boring

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You should have shot him.

It’s what Tuco would have done.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a huge fan of that movie

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

booooooooooo

(I love Westerns in general)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

me too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I love westerns

Just not a huge fan of that one

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I've heard Prince Fielder is instigating it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

RAIN AND NO POWER AND IT SUCKS

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

>last 10 AFC chomps

>Ravens
>Patriots
>Patriots
>Patriots
>Steelers
>Colts
>Steelers
>Colts
>Steelers
>Patriots

>parity

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:48 PM CST reply actions  

>Chorgers

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Damnit, hit enter too fast

>Chorgers nowhere near list

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

chumps*

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 22, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Those are the AFC Champs...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

I didn’t even recognize that. Fail.

Wow. Talk bout parity.

by mizzou918 on Jan 22, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Last 11 AFC East Champions of Everything

Pats
Jets
Pats
Pats
Pats
Pats
Pats
Dolphins
Pats
Pats
Pats

WOOO

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Three really smart FOs happen to be in the AFC.

All the parity enforcement in the world can be thwarted by people who make sure they know what they’re doing.

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by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

New parity enforcement: all players are randomly redistributed across teams every year

SUCK ON THAT, REALLY SMART FOs

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

If you could consistently win in that situation

You would be a bad motherfucker.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, when I say random, I mean random.

Got handed 30 offensive linemen and no quarterbacks? Tough luck.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It would actually be really interesting to see what NFL coaches would do

if they were handed a team akin to one you choose up on the playground.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Quit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Not in talent level, in terms of "oh shit we only have one guy who can block"

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

We are going to BULLDOZE YOU.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Tyron Smith @ QB

Super Bowl

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

It's OU's Belldozer offense

But we’re going to do it ALL THE TIME.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Could Jerrah fuck it up?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

/Bud Selig.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 22, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

sp went retard

raiders should be the first one

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

>NFC

>Buccs
>Panthers
>Iggles
>Seahawks
>Bears
>Gnats
>Cardinals
>Saints
>Packers
>Gnats

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember back c. 2001 when everyone was all "YOU JUST CANNOT BUILD DYNASTY IN TODAY!!!"

And I was all “yes, you just have to be smart, someone will do it.”

Since then, the Patriots have made five Super Bowls with three titles, an undefeated season, a championship game loss, and no seasons short of good.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Raiders
Patriots
Patriots
Steelers
Colts
Patriots
Steelers
Colts
Steelers
Patriots

by sarnold on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Ponies.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 22, 2012 11:53 PM CST reply actions  

Vermin?

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 22, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

assholes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

IMO, no

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 22, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

fluttershy and rainbow dash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

applejack is a bitch

granny smith is a boss though

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

duh

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 22, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't know you dated a pony!

/ducks

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

x

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 23, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

good night all

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 22, 2012 11:54 PM CST reply actions  

Every time I see the trailer for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, I realize that I'm going to have to see it

But I will cry like a baby.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 22, 2012 11:55 PM CST reply actions  

me too

I can’t handle tom hanks dying again

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 22, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I refuse.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I've heard it's simultaneously pretty exploitative and yet completely glossed over re: 9/11

no interest here.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much what I've heard.

I might watch it on the movie channels eventually.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Really?

That’s disappointing.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

If anyone knows about one handers...

it’s our boy Schultzy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Tennis bro

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Gasket

Is going to double fault himself into oblivion

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 12:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yep

He’s been lucky so far

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

JON REALLY BURNED ME IN THAT THREAD

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Apology not accepted

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

No wonder you don't g-

Wait a minute…

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

*your

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by philkid3 on Jan 23, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

wow

thats some strong ass rainbow hate

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

OKAY THIS OPINION IS WRONG

Goodnight.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 23, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

SICK ANON ON HIM!

ANON IS ALL POWERFUL AND PERSONAL ARMY!

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 23, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I feel this guys rage though

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I love this part of the internet

not because of what the guy said, but now he won’t be able to deny it when people call him out on it.

Enjoy looking like a dick, Javier.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

The whole "written in pen" thing is the best part of the internet.

Then there are these people who call it “gotchas” and think it’s somehow wrong to call people out on the things they do.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 23, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish o could have posted it this way

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I saw worse..

When Steve Smith signed with the Eagles.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

There needs to be an automatic 5-10 sec delay...

Are you sure you want to post this for twitter? Folks think they can hide behind their puters and say crap. I post in the moment but sheesh, this is just nasty, guy feels bad enough as it is.

by Vicky on Jan 23, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Adam Sandler.............

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

it's a hipster thing

they can brag about how they’re from the big city but root for the second favorite.

by oc on Jan 23, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

with porn?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 12:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Nah.

The fiancee is totally okay with me looking at porn, so the thrill of it is totally gone.

Vidya.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Inspiring lazyness.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish my kindle wasn't so quick to change orientation

it makes reading in bed more difficult than it should be

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe

I have not played around with it enough. I do love the backlit part though (I have the fire)… not having to get up to turn the lights off = huge success (especially with how cluttered my floor is)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

It probably is

Honestly the thought didn’t even occur to me…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Genius

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

,

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 23, 2012 12:10 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

game 6

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

That guy is just watching the world spin around him and shake his head at the futility of it all.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

*shaking

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahaha

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that while thread was awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have no desire to see Albert Nobbs

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

be watching

this will be the first spot leading into this year’s Halftime Show

by oc on Jan 23, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

they are all awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

1, 2, 3, and 4

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would have to see him out of the fur

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

excuse me?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

I was putting the back row first

dang

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that's good, right?

I feel like that is good

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I cannot believe that's a show now

Fuck

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Almost as many as were in the Taylor Swift gangbang.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:43 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You mean groups of 6.

There were 4 groups of 6.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

I just assumed everybody knew.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

too much math, didn't read

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

thanks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'll do it for you.

24 guys ran a train on Taylor Swift 6 at a time. Thus leaving 4 separate instances where Taylor Swift took part in a 6 man gang bang.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Then, after the 4 groups of 6 finished having their way with her

All 24 did it at the same time.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

their stamina is impressive

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This was over the course of about 8 hours, Chrom.

There were lunch breaks and John Mayer served coffee.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I wonder what they ate

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Something with a lot of fiber.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope it wasn't broccoli

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That is the absolute pits.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

better than the jack daniels ones

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

sweat

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The girl.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

nothing

thats what

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

OH SNAP, SON.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Schultzy is setting his autographed picture of her ablaze right now.

Like a heartbroken 16 year old girl.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Leaving Taylor covered in ropes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

only classy way to do it

would you be the 24th guy?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Without question.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:53 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I involved Bibi Jones in a Taylor Swift gangbang joke.

I feel like you would have approved.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Should have had your drum to bang, bro

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Shit, man

We got the MVP chants going for MY with it.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

im on board

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

In Texas?

Good luck with that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Taylor swift gangbang night!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and it would have been glorious

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You spelled pimp in the title.

/Mike E.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok, for all of us fantasy baseball nerds

What round do you project Yu to be drafted? Should you take him early? Any reasoning?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:18 AM CST reply actions  

The prospectinsider guy really wanted Garza to Detroit.

- “Yes, Looks like #Tigers and #Cubs are FINALLY nearing a Garza deal. Epstein held out for every last drop he could get.” – 9 Jan
- ’#Cubs source: Clubs final offers are in on Garza. Epstein and co. deciding which offer to go with. Expect a resolution soon." – 29 Dec
- “#Angels working hardest on Soria, sources say. Garza deal still very close.” – 1 Jan
- “Was told again this morning: #Cubs and #Tigers are very close to a Garza deal.” – 31 Dec
- “High ranking #Cubs source: Likely to accept #Tigers offer for Garza soon” – 30 Dec
- “Goodnight folks. From what I am hearing, tomorrow will be Garza trade day. #Cubs” – 29 Dec
- "#Cubs source tells me that he thinks a trade of Garza will happen within 24 hours. “Definitely gaining momentum” he said." – 28 Dec
- “Last I heard, odds were 99/1 that Garza would be dealt. And soon.” – 28 Dec

by DShep on Jan 23, 2012 12:24 AM CST reply actions  

Just looking at that mess makes me not want to read it

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Welpers
JIM BOWDEN @JimBowdenESPNxm 2m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
According to multiple sources the Nationals and Prince Fielder are working towards a deal but DO NOT have a deal at this time…. stay tuned

Josh Hamilton doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving the Yankees nightmares.--- Josh Hamilton Facts.

by Clutch Smurf on Jan 23, 2012 12:27 AM CST reply actions  

Swaim.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

This is what happened:

Dude trolls twitter
Jim Bowden is like, “Who is this guy?” calls Nationals people to confirm
Nationals people are like, “Well, we’re talking to him.”

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

THEY'RE WORKING TOWARD A DEAL.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Nothing new

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 23, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Of course.

It’s realistically either us or the Nats

This would be my order of likelihood

1. Nats
2. Rangers
3. Jays
4. Marlins
5. Mariners

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

It's realistically the Nats

With an outside chance it could be us if he drops his price to come here.

Knowing Boras, that will never happen. Boras will use us to get what he wants from the Nats.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

The cost doesn't worry me so much

Because I know we’re probably just going to pay Josh Hamilton something similar to get hurt and become terrible if we don’t sign Fielder.

I actually suspect the reason they’re not interested in meeting Prince’s price is because they plan to do just that.

Which blows.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I think if we really wanted Fielder (and wanted to replace Hamilton with Fielder) we'd have him.

They would’ve done the whole joint Darvish/Fielder press conference thing both for Boras and to give the Angels the finger. But they didn’t, and in fact seem to be slowly backing away from the whole Fielder idea.

With what Simpson said about Hamilton vs. Prince, I suspect they see Josh as the new FOTF (he does fit awful well with the wholesome family-friendly marketing strategy they’re selling) and don’t really want to lose that.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Elvis should be the FOTF

he is dreamy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Light-hitting MIFs make poor faces of franchises

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Did backflips.

Backflips are some kind of magical popularity spell for non-gymnast athletes.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

They were never going to do a joint press conference

It would have been disrespectful to Darvish and Fielder to do things that way. You can just as easily wait one day, have another presser, and dominate the headlines twice.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Well

Given all the international media there for Darvish, I’d think a joint presser would’ve been a bigger splash for everyone concerned.

But either way, if they did plan on signing him I think they’d have done it close together with Darvish, instead of continuing to evade the issue for another week or who knows how long.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

you know who blows in a gangbang?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This meme has already passed it's zenith

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

meh

I am drunk and I think it is funny for now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Everybody involved.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:05 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Mitch we sorry please be healed and awesome next year!

Josh Hamilton doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving the Yankees nightmares.--- Josh Hamilton Facts.

by Clutch Smurf on Jan 23, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Bigsteve is going to be impossible to deal with if we don't sign Fielder.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 12:32 AM CST reply actions  

Flo Rida

Who Dat Girl

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

nope

just the crows and the beef

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

950 comments in two hours...

The fuck is going on in here?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 12:34 AM CST reply actions  

we are devolving!

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 12:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Who said this?

I am assuming I missed somethig

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

sheawasbettor

Or something like that. Check out the morning threads.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 12:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh that's right there is handegg on the weekends

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Exactly!

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

handegg

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

god damn it

I posted something lsj deemed as a good joke

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

HANDEGG!!!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

mobile posting

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:36 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Whaddya wanna do huh? Whaddya wanna do

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

redneck and single dot com?

This commercial is unreal

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

This mobile posting thing is fuckin up my universe

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:40 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Can someting get retweeted from a private account?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 AM CST reply actions  

thats what I thought

still not a fan of opening up my twitter account for the world to see

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

ooh man

I got some good ones. Of actual real noodz. IN YOUR AREA!!!

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I decided to do so

I get quite a few spammers following me, though. But they’re usually kicked off twitter after a couple days.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

what would my follow list look like without my porn stars?

like 4 real people follow me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

whats your handle?

I’ll follow you if you have quality tweets

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I do not have quality tweets...

most of mine are in replies to others. LIKE BRANDON FUCKING MCCARTHY WHO TOLD ME TO STOP DOING DRUGS BECAUSE I TOLD HIM DADBONER SUCKS

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

chromaster84

but, seriously, I don’t tweet a whole lot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that one is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

copy paste works fine

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

copy paste works fine

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 1:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

?

.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't even think it's possible to do that anymore.

I think SBNation changed their coding.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

YUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

better than darrell

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

false

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

is not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

is too

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:16 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I believe you have a bad opinion

you should stop that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

likewise

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

at least I am not known for mine

boom

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

who would go anywhere near snakes?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Taylor Swift seeks out trouser snakes six at a time.

Black mambas are her specialty.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:01 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

hmmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

describe

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Chenoweth belted that SSB before the game tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIceOfhdc7I

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:04 AM CST reply actions  

I hate beer

you have to pee so many times

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

I hate sex...you have to put it in and out so many times.....

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I just leave it in and shake my hips

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You have to go side to side when banging Taylor Swift

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

throwing a pencil down a hallway

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

More like a pencil down the Linoln Tunnel

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:21 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

a really skinny pencil

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

are there skinny pencils?

like less than normal? I know there are big pencils

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Aye, your mother's been telling you stories about me again.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

fuck. totally forgot about her talking about skinny pencils

I should have assumed it was a euphemism

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They have flat ones

Almost as flat as Taylor Swift’s tits

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:25 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Don't exaggerate.

There’s no way they get them that flat.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Hence the "almost"

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:27 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I just like it slow and old fashioned

put it in…leave it in…let nature do its job

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I gotta pleasure the lady a little bit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

just followed you on the twitterings

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:22 AM CST up reply actions  

you are going to be super disappointed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you keep saying this

doesn’t make it true

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

With the app I can't tell what this is in response to.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:30 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it should have little arrows

at least the android one does

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it only does after a few replies are posted

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:32 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

are there bars before the arrows?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:36 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

does one get colored in on each reply until it reaches five?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

YUUUUUUP

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

then I don't understand your problem

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

so your post wasn't in response to anyone?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

count the arrows

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am blushing, you guys

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

dont knock the greatness of DadBoner

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

and you scoop?

got a twitter handle? Im lookin to get my 15th follower

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:30 AM CST up reply actions  

@scoopjagger

But all I do is retweet chrom.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

one day I will be retweeted

one day

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

mccarthy is the only celebrity that has ever spoken to me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

celebrity?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

HEY HIS ACCOUNT IS VERIFIED

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't know who that is

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She was a model on Deal or No Deal.

Then Doritos and Miller Lite commercials. And now on some show called ‘Suits’ on USA Network.

She’s a hot.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably technically an athlete

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I got replied to by CJ

some dumbass vid I sent him….he replied HAHA. It was the pinnacle of my life

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

loblaw and I agreed that it was the best thing ever. he sided with loblaw

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

meh...retweet me

I just started the #PeytonToTheBroncos trend

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

me too

if for nothing but the hate he gets

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Its just a phase

like the “mayim bialik” phase we all went thru

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

who went through this phase?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Blossom?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:42 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes

and now on big bang theory

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

BBT blows

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:44 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I enjoy it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

really?

I thought she was either dead or shit out some kids. 6 was the real hottie on that show

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

I enjoyed six

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Joey shoulda boned her.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

WHOOOAAAAAA

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

is 6 still alive?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know why you assume she is dead

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

have you heard otherwise?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I have not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Imma guess no

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

oh and

it will be over soon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ugh, Angela was so gross

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 AM CST up reply actions  

oh you nasty muthafucka

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

we had Kelly Kapowski

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no you did not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sure as hell did.

I’m still in my thirties. That show is 20 years old.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

old

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

never seen it

I have heard of it. I hear it was one of the first talkies

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

37, mofo

on my way

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

In a row?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:54 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

4 sets of 8

and then a set of 5

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

why are you trolling me, scoop?

it hurts so much

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Compliment, man.

orange is easily my favorite poster.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

oh

thanks!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Awwwwww

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:59 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I was compared to mike e one day

so I get paranoid

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't know what this means.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Spano was my boner inducer

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

mine was Kelly and Lisa

Lisa gets pissed over but she was sooooooooooo hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

she was my first black crush

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I love bacon

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

and bacon loves you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes but barely

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hey HEY

we are trying to have an intelligent conversation about Whos the Boss…please…have some class

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Bacon

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

noted

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Hot sports opinion

Angela or whatever sean’s gf was called was the hottest girl on boy meets world

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

bullshit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Topanga?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

More than her

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

she was hot but then she got fat broke and busted gnarly fat

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

No sean's black gf was the hottest

Is what I’m saying

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ahhhhhh

yeah…but she was no Stacy Dash

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 AM CST up reply actions  

God dash is hot

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

still

she has good genes. she is in her 40’s

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

bang biscuit

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

good god

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh DAT ASSSSSS

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

only playboy I have ever bought

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

she was in playboy?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:01 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

and it was awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Racist

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

totally racist

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the brunette chick on step by step was the hottest

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Does Myspace still exist?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

JT is bringing it back

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 1:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

In the sense that it's there, yes.

In the sense that it’s actually still used, paid attention to or talked about? No.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Should we talk about baseball at some point?

or should we just talk about old crushes from 90’s TV shows?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:03 AM CST reply actions  

how bout Laura from Family Matters?

she thinned up nicely towards the end. Is she still alive?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions  

yes she did

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

we don't talk a whole lot about baseball in the OT threads

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Taylor Swift gang bangs on the other hand...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I am for them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Could you take part in a DVDA?

I couldn’t

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:10 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

if I knew what that was

I could answer that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Basically

Could you put you p in a woman’s v that already had a p in it?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:13 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

depends on who the girl is

but probably not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I really don't think I could no matter the girl.

Not even Beckinsale

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

first of all

DVDA is impossible

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I bet you could with Taylor Swift

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not from what I've seen

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:16 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

link?

you know…just for educational purposes

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Mobile

Google should turn up fantastic results though

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:24 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you can link things on mobile

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

like this

http://starwars.com/

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

FUCK YOU

I’m not clicking

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:29 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you can't if you are using the app

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What baseball is there to talk, anyway?

Besides how we’re not going to sign Prince Fielder?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 2:08 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah I know

I just felt one of us should throw out some HOT SPORTS OPINIONS….like McCutchen to the Rangers for players X and then we sign feilder

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Yawn

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yeah yeah yeah

talked to death

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:10 AM CST up reply actions  

you know what we should talk about?

how much iron maiden sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh fuck you

that list was a piece of shit. Bruce Dickinson woulda spit on it

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:14 AM CST up reply actions  

'Live After Death' is a great album.

And I don’t much care for metal.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Killers was great

and I am not a Di"Anno fan….and I sir, care for metal greatly

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:17 AM CST up reply actions  

actually, this IS a CS,B

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:19 AM CST up reply actions  

oh that growth was not sexy?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

He don't give aaaaaaaaa fuck.

Dude’s just livin’.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 2:24 AM CST up reply actions  

the list included iron maiden

it was shit from the start

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you sir are sadly misinformed

tell me right now what is playing on your iPod

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Chrom, in general, has good taste.

He’s got 2 bad music opinions.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 AM CST up reply actions  

James Brown is horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

his voice is horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

One day we'll get stoned, and I will play the Godfather,

and you will say, “Damn, this some good shit”.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

doubtful

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's unfortunate that you've subconsciously put yourself in this state of mind.

You’re gonna miss out on some fantastic shit. Took me until my mid 20s to figure it out.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I have given him a shot

I just don’t like it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

incubus

the only metal, and I guess it is not.really metal, is flaw

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yuck

I bet you also listen to Mars Votla

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:36 AM CST up reply actions  

yuck on what?

and I do not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

INcubus is not good

listen to good music, please

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:38 AM CST up reply actions  

the hell you say

incubus is wonderful. brandon boyds voice is a gift from god

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yegggh

try on some Black Angels or Wooden Shjips. I prefer drone rock and stoner metal. Not to say Incubus is fuck awful but I just dont prefer to ever hear them. And if it was up to me, my soundtrack to life would be sung my Neil Young

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:43 AM CST up reply actions  

is there a link to this list?

I am curious now

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:48 AM CST up reply actions  

On Spotify.

I’m only thru 300 right now.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I am curious of what you think of flaw

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it's not without setbacks.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:46 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

my soundtrack would be sung by layne staley

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

here is where we differ…I hated Alice in Chains…

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think we can agree on music

Alice in chains was the best thing to come out of seattle

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

was he from there?

while I enjoy him, I disagree. layne was one of the few where I could feel his emotions in his voice. AIC’s unplugged is unbelievable

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I like AIC.

Jimi is kinda singular, though.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 AM CST up reply actions  

they were

I just enjoy AIC more. nirvana is the worst of the big 4 in my opinion

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

probably

soundgarden is my favorite though, i think

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Harvard's is better

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Princeton Sound

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm saying all time.

Like w/ Mercury, Rodgers, Allman, Lennon, et al.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 3:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Cornell is dreadful

I hate his voice. I hate his face. I hated soundgarden. He also sounded like a bitch pussy when he joined the awesomeness of Rage. If it weren’t for Morello, he would sound like a dickless mule. God damn I hate Chris Cornell. Carry on, gents

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:00 AM CST up reply actions  

BTO

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know, right?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you seem to meet a lot of musicians

rocha seems like he would be a dick

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not many.

Just happened to fit in tonite. Zach was…distant.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 AM CST up reply actions  

if he didn't make awesome music, I wouldn't like him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

RATM

is the best band to ever play IMO

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I love 'em.

But, do you mean 90s?

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't see AIC

so no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nope

ever. They are the best band ever. #2 would be Clutch

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 AM CST up reply actions  

no he should not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The chromy 2.

Two bad music opinions, my brother.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 AM CST up reply actions  

at least it is only 2

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That I know of.

You’re worrying me.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 AM CST up reply actions  

just you wait

I am full of opinions on music

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

we will opine

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know why anyone would not like him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

we are now friends

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I am for them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

band or food product?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:21 AM CST up reply actions  

whuuuuuu

Morello is the reason I play guitar. I dont cut my strings cuz thats the way he has em. Too bad he is a genious but roots for the Cubs

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Trees, in the 90s.

Nice enough fella. We were fuckin’ w/ them.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I have never been to trees

I went to the paladium for the first time a couple of years ago to see zombie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

sorry

but Cornell just hits a sore spot for me…I really dislike the motherfucker. If you want some good 90’s shit, you listen to NIN or Stabbing Westward

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 AM CST up reply actions  

stabbing westward?

really?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hah

yeah, I just went there. I think SW is fucking awesome.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 AM CST up reply actions  

eww

iron maiden and stabbing westward. eww

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

would it be weird

if I also said Lady Gaga is always on my playlist?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 AM CST up reply actions  

she is not bad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

total ripoff of madonna

but gaga’s voice is better

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

some of her stuff is not bad. I get made fun of for my Justin Timberlake and I don’t know why

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and NIN is hit or miss with me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

saw Cornell live a few years ago

he played too much of his solo stuff. I do enjoy his Michael Jackson cover

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the best thing

to come out of 90’s rock was either Evil Empire by Rage or Astro Creep 2000 by Zombie.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 AM CST up reply actions  

sublime self titled

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

correct

god damn that was a good one

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 AM CST up reply actions  

my favorite group

saw them in September and Rome was a solid successor

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he is pretty good

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

segway

Mike portnoy… Best drummer ever?

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 3:00 AM CST up reply actions  

no clue

wiki tells me I have never listened to him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Bonham

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Rhome

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 AM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ya know

I really think he is OK. Its hard to fill in the role of a Bradley but I think he did a wonderful job.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I like him

and this is from someone who owns everything sublime put out

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and you are talking to a guy

who blasts 40 oz to freedom every morning

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:01 AM CST up reply actions  

my favorite album

it doesn’t get enough love. I didn’t say it because it is not polished the way self titled is. I even love rivers of babylon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I prefer my zombie of the solo variety

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mine by Taylor Swift

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you cant fist fuck a soundtrack

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 AM CST up reply actions  

you can certainly try

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Incubus is good

So is Mars Volta

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

are you tired?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nathan Fillion is a G

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:09 AM CST reply actions  

random...and gay. I do not think he is a "G" as you so eloquently put it

please expound on your premise

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm watching an infomercial trying to sell women the "Brazilian Butt Booster"

It’s very… informative.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 23, 2012 2:11 AM CST reply actions  

I am watching kitchen nightmares

this chef needs to listen to ramsay

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hamiltons hr

fuck the ending to that game though

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Andrus' dive and flip to Kinsler.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 23, 2012 2:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, Cruz's walk-off GS was pretty awesome too.

Feliz K’ing A-Rod was quite a moment. And though they were products of other times, Dellucci’s Double or Juan’s blast in 1996 at NY could work as well. Along similar lines are the sort of stuff they show at the Ballpark- the Nolan no-no’s, beating up Ventura, Rogers’ perfect game.

by Giant Space Ants on Jan 23, 2012 2:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Fucking dinner

WHY ARE YOU STILL HOT I’M HUNGRY NOW

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 2:18 AM CST reply actions  

Aite kids...one last question for the nite

would you rather give up alcohol or meat? That includes fish and chicken

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:19 AM CST reply actions  

Alcohol

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 23, 2012 2:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Alcohol

I can sub it with another substance

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:20 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

COCAINE

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 2:21 AM CST up reply actions  

METH

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 23, 2012 2:22 AM CST up reply actions  

no...do anything but meth

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

That's for poor people

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:24 AM CST up reply actions  

WEED

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I knew you'd get it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it is pretty awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wish it was

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

my criminal record says yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah. it does.

You can’t go out and get stoned like you can go out and get drunk. I’ve had friends get caught and it really sucks.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 23, 2012 2:31 AM CST up reply actions  

ding ding ding

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 23, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

meat

I can still eat pasta and pasta is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have now eaten mcdonalds and subway today

made a lot of bad decisions today

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:30 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Stop making bad decisions today

I want Taco Bell but I can’t have it nomnom

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:31 AM CST up reply actions  

the only.good thing they have is the cheesy gordita crunch

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's what I always get.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:36 AM CST up reply actions  

they need to put it on the menu

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Fuck that then too many people get it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

never been

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am extremely picky.about my Mexican food

and that applies to fast food

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Del Taco sucks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

not a compliment

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

No it's not

Cheesy Gordita Crunch owns all

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Subway

Truly fucking terrible

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:32 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it was close

and I was high

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

a woman who lets you B your L on her face

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

is a keeper

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and dont forget

a good woman lets you J all over her B’s

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 AM CST up reply actions  

elaborate

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

and you dont have to wear a C

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Honestly...

…I don’t think I want to marry a woman who lets me do that…

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Your loss

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm a deviant and love it.

BUT I know that the only reason I do that is when I really don’t respect the woman… and I hope to respect a future wife…

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions  

sooooooooooooooooo

a life of missionary?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha.

Not blowing your load on a girl’s face doesn’t mean missionary only buddy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

he doesn't wanna get bear skin rugburns.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I laughed

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions  

firstworldproblems

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:46 AM CST up reply actions  

this dude is an asshole

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:43 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

who?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:47 AM CST up reply actions  

the chef in this restaurant

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Could be worse

You could be on the receiving end of a six man gang bang

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

45

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 AM CST up reply actions  

75

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wooo

need some fresh air. This music talk got me all flustered

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 AM CST reply actions  

TENNIS!

i dont know how much more of sharapova’s shrieking i can handle

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 AM CST up reply actions  

it is not our fault you like bad music

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will agree...you have bad music taste

if you dont like Stabbing Westward or Faith No More then this internet friendshipping is over

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:24 AM CST up reply actions  

sorry

I don’t like faith no more. I guess that one song with the fish in the video is ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I can't listen to the dirty jobs theme song

horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh god dammit

Epic is epic.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:26 AM CST up reply actions  

it is ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok, can we at least agree on the greatest guitarist of all time?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 AM CST up reply actions  

clapton

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh damn, I thought you would at least pick someone with talent

best guitarist ever was SRV

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:29 AM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh god

Jordan is the best guitar riff EVAR

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I decided santana after I posted that

clapton is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

we was hitch hiking down

a long and lonesome road

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

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