Off Topic Monday & PF rumor mill
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PrintThe Colosseum, or the Coliseum, originally the Flavian Amphitheatre (Latin: Amphitheatrum Flavium, Italian Anfiteatro Flavio or Colosseo), is an elliptical amphitheatre in the centre of the city of Rome, Italy, the largest ever built in the Roman Empire. It is considered one of the greatest works of Roman architecture and Roman engineering.
Occupying a site just east of the Roman Forum, its construction started in 72 AD[1] under the emperor Vespasian and was completed in 80 AD under Titus,[2] with further modifications being made during Domitian's reign (81–96).[3] The name "Amphitheatrum Flavium" derives from both Vespasian's and Titus's family name (Flavius, from the gens Flavia).
Capable of seating 50,000 spectators,[4][5] the Colosseum was used for gladiatorial contests and public spectacles such as mock sea battles, animal hunts, executions, re-enactments of famous battles, and dramas based on Classical mythology. The building ceased to be used for entertainment in the early medieval era. It was later reused for such purposes as housing, workshops, quarters for a religious order, a fortress, a quarry, and a Christian shrine.
Although in the 21st century it stays partially ruined because of damage caused by devastating earthquakes and stone-robbers, the Colosseum is an iconic symbol of Imperial Rome. It is one of Rome's most popular tourist attractions and still has close connections with the Roman Catholic Church, as each Good Friday the Pope leads a torchlit "Way of the Cross" procession that starts in the area around the Colosseum.[
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Apparently he was mostly concerned about his assistants.
I think most of the extra money went to them.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
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by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
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Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
lucky? give me a break.
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Just messing with you Cormac.
Not a big NFL guy. Didn’t even watch the gam.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
:)
:)
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Hang in there
I would take hell for my Sooners.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Given the two biggest plays of the game were both fuck-ups by the 49ers punt returner
lucky is pretty accurate.
What happened?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Well the worst one
was when the ball bounced in front of him and instead of getting out of the way he let the ball kick off his leg. And then instead of trying to get on top of the ball he stood back and tried to pretend it didn’t hit him. The one in overtime was just a simple matter of not covering up the ball when he got hit and fumbling that way.
wonder how different it would have been w/ ginn?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 AM CST up reply actions
PR muffed one punt that lead to a FG
Then fumbled on a punt return to set up an easy game winning FG in OT
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
So then either team would have been lucky?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
come on
do you think that having a punt hit your foot and the giants recovering in OT is anything but lucky?
dont have the data, but i would bet the # of muffed punts to total punts is a small number.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 AM CST up reply actions
So the fumble in OT wasn't forced?
How was that lucky?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
i was listening on the radio
to a BBC feed (no joke) in tunein
they said it hit his foot/leg.
i just re-watched the highlights, i mixed up the 2 plays it looks like — my bad dude!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 AM CST up reply actions
how about this
instead of calling the giants lucky, we call the 9ers *UN*lucky.
better?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 AM CST up reply actions
I endorse this.
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How do you figure?
The Giants recovered every fumble in the game. And another play was blown dead just before a Giants player fumbled. Eli had two balls that could have been easy picks except they were placed in such a way that both times two 49ers defenders got to the ball at the same time and knocked it away from each other.
How about the fumble that bounced right through Umenyiora's arms?
or the fact that only 2 49er receivers caught passes?
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That made me mad
It’s like Alex Smith got too excited everytime he saw Crabtree and made a poor throw.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
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only 2 49er receivers caught passes
look, the giants D was good, yes. but its not like alex smith and his WR corps are the saints.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 7:54 AM CST up reply actions
They were last week though.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
In fact, there are ways that you could say Alex Smith had a better game than Eli.
Especially given the utter void the 49ers have at receiver. He was far more efficient, put almost no passes in risky spots, and both were under nearly equal amounts of pressure (Eli was sacked more, but they had more than twice the number of dropbacks).
I mean, we beat the Pack and the Niners on the road...
I’m not calling it “lucky.”
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I'm not commenting on the Packers game only yesterday's game.
It was a tight, close game. The kind of game where one or two special teams mistakes play large. And both of the major special teams plays went the Giants way. And one of those mistakes was completely unforced. Hey, Giants won, good for them. But there was a good bit of luck involved in that game.
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The 49ers were horrible on third down most of the season. They were worse against the Giants, converting one time in 13 chances. Touchdown passes to Davis covering 73 and 28 yards should have been enough on a day when the 49ers held Eli Manning and the Giants to 3.9 yards per play — the lowest figure for a Giants offense since a Dec. 14, 2008 meeting with Dallas, a span of 52 games, counting playoffs.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 AM CST up reply actions
Neither of those victories was mostly due to Eli, though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Which two?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Crabtree and Williams I believe
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He hit Crabtree once for 3 yards
lol
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
The 49ers offense is...not good.
VD and Gore is all they’ve got. Crabtree is okay, but he’s nothing special so far in his career. And after that it only gets worse. So you don’t need a great secondary. And the Giants D-line is so good, that the 49ers had no chance on offense. Special teams screw-ups loom huge in a game like that.
These are the types of games teams like San Francisco are not equipped to win
I love the old school, defense-first, ground-and-pound game because it feels nostalgic and traditional.
But it allows no room for error on the offense or special teams. The 49ers (and Ravens as well) simply can NOT fall behind or turn the ball over and expect to win. And they HAVE to generate turnovers on defense, or they’re dead.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions
Go away
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 AM CST up reply actions
Would you say this is Top 3 in your .gif arsenal?
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
top 3?
no way. its #1 for my most used.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
although i do use the different variations on it sometimes.
w/ and w/o words
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
I just noticed it's on the whiteboard too, heh
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
you havent watched the episode
its one of my favs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
Oh I'm sure I have.
I used to watch quite frequently.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Brady's going to stomp his redneck ass.
THE REVENGE.
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by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I truly, truly hope this happens.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't know how to feel about this
I really, really hate Tom Brady and the Patriots. I really, really hate the Giants too, but at least a victory by them makes the Cowboys look less awful
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I think the fact that the Giants have two Super Bowl appearances
and potentially two rings only makes the Cowboys look worse.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
*in the past 5 years, I meant to say
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The Cowboys lost to them in the playoffs the previous time
and the Giants beat them to take the division this past season. At least we would be getting beat out by the eventual champs.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
My hate for the Giants irrationalizes everything.
Particularly my hate for Eli.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I hate that bastard too
but I don’t know that I hate anyone in sports more than I hate Tom Brady.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Why exactly?
Players I hate:
DeSean Jackson (pompous, arrogant, thuggish, self-centered, makes stupid plays that harm his team)
Randy Moss (see above)
Jeremy Shockey (redneck, trashy, loudmouth, jerk)
James Harrison (violent, anger-management issues, total disregard for player safety)
Brandon fuckin’ Jacobs (loudmouth, can’t backup mouth with play on field, braggart, jerk)
Brady is pretty, he’s successful, he’s rich, he’s banging a supermodel and he plays for a team I don’t like. Doesn’t mean I hate the guy.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
In addition to those reasons, I was predisposed to like Brady because of his unhearalded status coming out of college.
I always kind of root for those guys (see: Tony Romo). Also, Brady is a great… he exudes greatness. If Eli Manning wins another Super Bowl, he’ll be put into the conversation with guys like Brady, which I think I hate worse than anything.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Precisely
Brady is everything you could ask for in a quarterback: smart, disciplined, physically gifted, a strong leader, passionate, crafty.
In other words, great. I have no problem with greatness, even if it shows up on a team I dislike (I’m no fan of the 49ers, but I can admit Montana is a legend, Steve Young a great player, etc).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
I second the "why."
There are other people who hate him, but it boils down to “he wins too much.” I give Gdawg more credit than that.
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I literally have no rational/logical reason why I hate him as much as I do
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Actually, that's not true
I have found some legitimate reasons to hate him over the years, but it started off with no rational/logical reason.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That man who dances that way is better at a sport than you could ever hope to be.
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I'm not mad at him at all.
He plows Giselle, and turns every WR he plays with into pro-bowlers.
Tahm Fahkin’ Brahdy is pretty damn great.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well sure
but good lord that’s funny.
I think I can dance better than that, then again I bet we all think that.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
not gonna lie i probably woulda punched him right then and there
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I have no words
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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
And if the Cowboys had taken care of business this season, the Giants wouldn't even be IN the post-season
much less playing the goddamn Super Bowl.
I don’t think Dallas wins a road game against any of the teams that were in the tourney this year, but still….a Giants team that is better (but not tremendously better) than the Cowboys was able to go all the way. Meanwhile, Dallas doesn’t even qualify for the playoffs for the second year in a row.
That’s an indictment of a talented but uninspired and poorly run organization if ever there was one.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
I'm still astounded there are Cowboys fans who can even consider the Giants here.
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see my above post
I hate Tom Brady, Bill Belichek, and the whole Patriots team around those 2.
Actually, this might be the first Super Bowl in 10+ years that I won’t watch.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
See my above post:
I’m astounded.
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The fuck it does.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I've never pulled for the Pats or Brady. Not once.
But will for this game.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
So, you have previously pulled for the Eagles and the Giants in Super Bowls?
The Eagles?!
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huh?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You pulled for the Eagles in 2004 in Super Bowl XXXIX?
And the Giants in 2007?
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No.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Neither.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
So you just didn't care who won?
Why do you this time?
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Because fuck Eli Manning.
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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
I've never pulled for the Eagles to do anything but contract airborne AIDS.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I dislike the Eagles because they are division rivals
and I particularly dislike Michael Vick. However, I always thought Andy Reid is a good coach and I thought Donovan McNabb was unappreciated by that fanbase.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
They're Eagle fans
They don’t appreciate anything.
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by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
I hate the Eagles mostly because their fans are ridiculous.
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Yes. The Giants are similar, actually.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yep, I hate the Giants largely because of their fans.
Same reason I hate the Jets without their even being rivals.
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How do you feel about the Redskins?
I think they are the team I actually enjoy being in a rivalry with… I haven’t had much experience with their fans, but the couple I know are cool, and the games are usually close. Don’t get me wrong, I hate them and never want them to do well, but I actually enjoy being rivals with them. Unlike the other two, who I just hate.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I used to hate the Redskins...
Then I realized we have become them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
But then what are the Redskins?
The Redskins actually make me feel better about where the Cowboys are.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I used to think this way.
Their records are eerily similar over the last decade.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't want the Redskins to win, and I certainly dislike them.
But it’s not the same seething hatred as I have for the other two. I get up for Redskins games because of the tradition of the rivalry, but seeing them have success doesn’t make me nearly as angry because my experiences with their fans over the years have not been nearly as infuriating.
Care more about Cowboys-Redskins games, but hate the Redskins less.
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Even when they were good I hated them less than the Eagles.
The Eagles sucked then, though, so I didn’t spend much time thinking about them. I just enjoyed that they sucked a lot.
I didn’t hate the Giants much yet because I wasn’t on the Internet.
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This is a weird error.
I don’t know if other people are seeing this, but I have sort of a double post, but one is only the subject line. If I click the subject line, it takes me up to the first (full) post.
Let’s see where this reply goes.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
The other option is you were unaware of football until post-Super Bowl XLII
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What's wrong with you?
Stop being bad at logic.
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First time I'll ever root for Brady and the Pats.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
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I rooted for the Giants and the Patriots
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
This past week? Or in their Super Bowl?
That would be confusing
by Texas Jihad on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Giants over Patriots, Patriots over Eagles in their respective Super Bowls
That was confusingly worded
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
Never
except when their victory helped the Boys
by Texas Jihad on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, SB XXXIX I might as well have been a Patriots fan.
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When Eli has more SB Rings than his brother, I'll call him elite.
But then again, that could happen in two weeks. God help us all.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
That's the bar for elite?
Having more Super Bowl rings than his brother?
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Aw, that ruins my Steve Kerr is 4 times as elite as Dirk joke.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
5*
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
wish he was a little bit taller?
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So genius
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
robert horry.....from!?
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
yu so funny
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
No matter what he does
Eli will never be better than Peyton. Ever.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That it's even a discussion is kind of sad.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I actually don't even think he's better than Romo.
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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Nor I, but I think it's a lot closer than it used to be
You have to admit Eli has improved his game dramatically over the past 3-4 seasons.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
He had 25 INTs last year.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I know
but it looked like his receivers were Olympic volleyball players last season. Obviously most of those INTs are still the fault of the quarterback, but I’d never seen so many balls batted in the air/dropped.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
I think he's still correct.
He has improved dramatically. Five years ago, he wasn’t even as good as average, let alone someone we could talk about some years being one of the best. Over the course of the last four years, he’s had a couple of mediocre seasons, but A) even that would be a dramatic improvement and B) he’s also had a couple of seasons that are way better.
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So he's had a couple of mediocre season, a good season, and a very good season?
He’s certainly improved, and I’ll give him his due for this year, but I think it remains to be seen whether he’s actually very much improved, or it’s mostly noise on top of a rather modest improvement.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
Well, he wasn't even average five years ago is my point.
Making it to average was all it took for him to very much improve.
If Joaquin Arias could become mediocre, it would be a dramatic improvement.
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But isn't a fair amount of improvement expected as you mature?
I have a hard time saying that following (more or less) the expected growth curve is “dramatic improvement”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's why somewhere up there I said "well, he did hit his peak seasons."
Though I still think his growth was less gradual than you expect. His age 26 season he was a bad QB just like he’d always been. By age 26, you should be most of the QB you’re going to be.
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I'm going to be watching him closely next year
I think if he has another good year, it’s fair to say he’s very much improved. If he has another mediocre year, I think it’s more likely he had a couple of somewhat flukily good years.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
If he's mediocre, he still very much improved from five years ago, which is what whoever-is-up-there said.
That would have been the average of an above-average-to-good QB over that time, which is improvement. And lots of it, actually.
It would have been a step back from this year, but that’s not what he was talking about.
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Again, I just have a hard time calling improvement from
below average to average a “dramatic improvement.” And if he’s mediocre next year, I would also have a hard time giving him a ton of credit for this year.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's a matter of wording
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I know, and it's kind of nit-picky
But we have those types of debates all the time, and (so far) everybody is still calm, so I have no problem continuing the debate.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah, this might just be semantics.
I just don’t think whoever up there said he’s improved said anything worth disagreeing with.
It’s certainly not as questionable as “you’re crazy if you don’t think Eli is a top 5-7 QB.”
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Improvement from where Eli was to average is somewhat dramatic, especially at the age it happened.
Below average is a big range, too. A 99 on Perfect QB Rating Stat+ is technically below average, and going from that to 101 isn’t dramatic. But going from an 85 to a 101 is, and that’s about what I think Eli did.
And, again, his mean over the last four years has been better than average. His PQRS+ average over the last four years I’d place at something like a 110-115.
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I understand that he's been better than average over the past four years
But let’s say he’s completely average next year. That would put his PQRS+ (or what have you) at like 105? over those 5 years, or so? Maybe I’m underestimating how below average he was, or overestimating the expected improvement as he enters his prime years.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
One thing I do support is your refusal to just go off of the most recent season as the description of what a player actually is.
That’s what drives me the most nuts about this “ELI IS ELITE” bullshit. An NFL season is SIXTEEN FUCKING GAMES. That’s all. Even before getting in to all the noise and moving parts, you’re really going to tell me that the 19 games he’s played this year tell me so much more than the larger sample size that I should just declare this season as what he actually is, as though it’s a fact?
Good lord, people.
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I mean, just think about that for a minute.
Think about what you’re saying, NFL fans. Think about the logic behind it. How are you rolling with that?
Baseball fans do it, too. See the handful of people here who act like Josh Hamilton is the best player in baseball. Or even among the best. He had an incredible season. One. He’s very talented, but staying on the field and plate discipline have some value.
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And that's without even getting into
Past performance vs future expectations…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I also would caution anyone to call it a fluke if he's merely solid next year.
NFL players aren’t generally that consistent year to year. A guy will have a 102 ANYA+ season one year and then go 122 the next all the time. Because of the way the league works.
That wouldn’t make this year any more fluky than last year. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle. I don’t think any eyebrows should be raised unless he has another career year next season, or returns to where he was before this run.
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Right, I understand that.
But at that point you’d have 4 well below average seasons, 3 average seasons, one good season, one very good season. I’m not saying he’s absolutely average, but if he can’t be at least above average this year, I’m skeptical as to how much he’s actually improved.
FWIW I think he will be above average again next year, assuming no major losses/turmoil.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Romo could win multiple Super Bowls if he weren't getting face fucked by his own GM.
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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Well, yes.
Four years ago, he turned 27. He hit is prime. He should improve. But two of the last four years, he improved to basically slightly above average. Two of those years (including this one) he improved to very good.*
Maybe he’s had a talent shift, but I think the real story is somewhere in the middle. He’s good. Above average, and sometimes plays like one of the best of the second tier, but isn’t quite there frequently enough.
*The huge caveats of statistical noise in the NFL apply.
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Did a quick ANS glance.
This year he was fifth in Win Probability Added and Expected Points Added. Last year he was 13th in both. Two years ago he was 7th in WPA and 8th in EPA. Three years ago he was 12th in WPA and 13th in EPA.
This is a fun pattern!
And the year he won the Super Bowl he was 19th and 27th. By the way, this includes the playoffs. And they are counting stats.
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Ty...
If possible I’d like to request that you make the trade retroactive so the players are available tonight.
All four players involved have 4 games this week.
DMC and Blatche play tonight, Gallo and Tyrus do not… if you don’t make it retroactive to tonight you’ll get 1 game from DMC and Blatche and then all four of Gallo and Tyrus.
As cool as that sounds for you… not ideal for TnT or me.
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Don't we have NBA threads?
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
would appreciate it if this got rec'd up to the top as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 AM CST up reply actions
now updated with food poll and partial ticket interest list.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
My wife conned me into a week long 'cleanse'
which sure sounds like a girl word for ‘diet’. Anyway, fruit smoothies every morning for me. Peanut Butter in fruit smoothies, while it sounds like a good idea, is quite unpleasant to me first thing in the morning.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm still in the middle of my "cleanse"
I’ve decided that it’s actually not bad. Someone prepares my meals for me so that makes things SOOO much easier. I may continue this thing beyond the month….or I may be freakin’ pissed within the week.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
She's not making you eat nothing but apples for three days, is she?
Mine tried that a few weeks ago. Not sure where she got that brilliant inspiration from.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions
nothing but apples isnt horrible
if you have good apples.
sadly, i havent seen jack when it comes to good apples. eastern market spoiled me (fresh, HUGE honeycrisp apples = awesome.)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
Honeycrisps are awesome
They’re still in stores here. :) Probably not for long though.
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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
Nothing but apples = nothing but the runs
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
you people have weak stomachs.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
That's actually what most fruit diets do
Run run run
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
I think that was kind of the goal though
Most of these “cleanses” are supposed to clear something out of your system.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions
As much as I like apples, I'm glad that I can say 'no' to that.
It’s a low sodium/sugar diet. It pretty much consists of some good tasting stuff with a lot of vegetable filler. So, meat loaf with a little bit of meat but filled with broccoli, cauliflower, beans, squash, etc. The other part of it is smaller portions which, after only two weeks, I’ve notice has had an impact in the way I eat.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't know a Spec's opened in Dallas at the end of 2011.
What an awesome revelation.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I've seen that place multiple times while driving on 75
I knew I needed to try it but haven’t had a chance. So this place is awesome?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
It's a giant house of liquor from Houston.
They have damn near anything you could possibly want, and this one appears to also sell meats/cheeses.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Well I guess I'll be checking that out then.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
I plan to this weekend.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
So if anyones got any files on a cyberlocker site they want/need to DL
You should probably get on that immediately.
Although it’s probably already too late already in most cases.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
huh?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
oh wait, you're talking about megaupload, et al
gotcha
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Yeah, a bunch of the other sites have panicked
Filesonic, Fileserve, bunch of other ones are basically shutting down and mass-deleting shit today.
So if you had anything on there you wanted to DL bookmarked, you’re boned. And if you had anything backed up on there in your own account, well, you’re probably still boned (despite what their site says).
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
use dropbox or box.net to back your stuff up.
the main android dev i follow has another site that now hosts his stuff, but he mirrors it on minus
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking it was a bad idea to put my resignation in 8 months in advance
I mean, it’s not like I wouldn’t have still known I was leaving in June.
But making it official has absolutely drained any last remaining particles of “give a fuck” I had for this job. I know it’s only going to get worse once baseball season gets started.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Why did you give them 8 months notice?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
BS Answer: Because the job requires a lot of training and I wanted to be involved in recruiting my replacement
Honest answer: Because I got in a shouting match with my passive-aggressive, micro-managing boss in her office and said “if you don’t trust me to do my job, you can have my resignation today.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
Nice. I have a similar story from quitting my first law job. Ohhhh, the bridges I burned.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Heh
There were a couple of days before Christmas Break where I’d walk out of the office and mime pouring gasoline all over the office and lighting a match.
The student assistants seem to get a big kick out of it, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
Ha!
So you turned in your notice because she didn’t “trust” you to do the job but now you’re training your replacement? Sounds like your boss is lacking in the intelligence department.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
My boss
She’s the type who’d rather try to win a “who’s in charge?” pissing match with an employee than admit to making a mistake or yield any control.
Just another brick in the wall, man. Ready to turn the page and all that.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
Just another brick in the wall, man. Ready to turn the page and all that.
Yes, and every rose has it’s thorn. Also, don’t go chasing waterfalls.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I can go my own way
Just runnin’ down a dream.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
Its not funny anymore Captain!
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
In my young career (two jobs)...
I’ve only had the pleasure to have direct bosses that are females. Such a joy to work for.
Go Rangers! Go Cowboys! Go FSU!
I guess that means she didn't trust you doing your job.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Pretty much, yep
She raked me over the coals for not getting her approval before doing a visa change-of-status (I’ve done dozens of these over the past three years). One of the two cases she was upset about was a kid who was already attending our school on an H-4 dependent visa and was simply turning 21 (you can’t be on a dependent visa as a child after you turn legal age).
She has right-of-approval over reinstatements (kids that have fucked up, gotten in to disciplinary trouble, not gone to class, etc) and that’s fine. But her asking me to seek her approval for every single minute piece of paperwork that I do is absurd.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Bleh.
Woke up late. As in 10 minutes after I was supposed to be at work.
Finally got to work 30 minutes late.
But at least I brought muffins.
Have to play in pep band at a JV game tonight. Stupid. (Just that we’re playing for JV.)
Have a lot of shit going through my head.
This day is just bleh.
CS, B
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
What's the female equivalent of bro?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
Bra?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
I thought that was just the California equivalent of bro
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
Oooo, yeah. Good point. Let's avoid that.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
I say Bra to the ladies
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Sis?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Yeah, much better
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
It doesn't matter
Around here, I’m a bro.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
I deserve this
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
lol, this is the first time I've seen this one
I like it
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I hear ya, comrade
The Giants/Patriots in the Super Bowl, the Rangers still haven’t signed Prince Fielder, and now, hot Japanese/German chick is leaving.
Fuck you, Monday.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
Man, that viral video of the kid sending a message to his girlfriend and calling her "baby girl"
is the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever watched.
I also want to beat that hell out of that kid.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
eli manning is the worst human being on the planet
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, this is going to be fun to watch
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
You sir, can eat 10 bags of dicks. :)
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
That's sweet
He gave you an allotment, TNT.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
I keep thinking I'm off today.
:(
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goddamnit, ticket stream
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Oh, and the arrival of these was the highlight of my weekend
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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Also Chris Davis' birthday
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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
Official March 17th Birthday Power Rankings
1. Max
2. Kurt Russell
3. Rob Lowe
4. Gary Sinise
5. Nat King Cole
6. Billy Corgan
7. Mia Hamm
8. Patrick Duffy
900000001. Chris Davis
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Depends on who you ask
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
I hate to disappoint you, Max
But I would not put Patrick Duffy above Chris Davis.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
He was Bobby Ewing AND on Step By Step.
Even if you hate both of those shows, that’s only 2 strike outs. So 1 Chris Davis game.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You make a good case for Mr. Duffy
But Chris Davis can do the splits. And that mouth …
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
This is all out of whack
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I read your sig as part of the tickets
and I was wondering what kind of weird ass store you bought your tickets from.
At least we get the best crew for SBXLVI this year....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 8:59 AM CST reply actions
It's wierd when old dudes get so much work down.
Old dudes with wrinkles look distinguished.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'll take the two old fogies over any crew, any day of the week.
You elite? You got elite.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
IrishP1 with a lack of "want"
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
GFF-esque
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ah, if only this was the team calling the World Series.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
I still want Ian Darke for football...
Or Scotty Emereck
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I want Ian Darke to comment on my life..
Bonus if he brings McNamara with him.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fuck you, Bob Costas.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Lot of irrational hatred going on today
What grievous offense did Bob Costas commit, praytell?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
All of them.
He committed all of them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Seriously, what the heck is wrong with AT&T's network in Dallas right now?!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
yeah. having some issues. thought it was my phone...
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
same here.
early day whaaaaa?!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
I've got AT&T 3G in Denton and it's working.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
There was a tower in North Dallas somewhere that was hit
Think the thieves stole and cut a bunch of wires and that’s causing some of the problems.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Danke
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
im having problems too
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
sucks
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY 3G RIGHT NOW, BITCHES
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Get Hero Academy and play me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What's that?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It's like a mix between the With Friends style and a strategy game.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Does it take as long and bore the fuck outta me like WWF?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It's pretty quick paced
last night I was on it for like 20 straight minutes because I had 4 games going and it was like BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK. Just DL it and try it, fool.
I’m vfn1
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
play matteo25
Unless you are skeered
by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm obviously very skurd
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
I've heard some good things
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's fun.
I suck at it, but it’s fun.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh, it's only on iOS? Dumb.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
VZW, FTW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
no
I’ve never had good coverage with vzw
by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 12:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you have an iphone
death grip!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
You guys should do comparisons between Tony Romo and Eli Manning.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you should come to magic time machine with us next time
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Looks like ya'll had a pretty good time...
But I’m all up outta Addison and on call 24/7 with littletill less than a month away.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Stupid dead horse, why do you make me beat you?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Cause of the cool sound it makes?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Because it's gonna get beaten into my goddamn brain for the next two weeks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
x
And now here’s why Doug will never be with Patti: the most frequent theme throughout his fantasies is Patti’s reaction to what he is doing. It’s almost all he thinks about. Everyone else’s opinions are meaningless. In reality, as displayed in this episode, the complete opposite is true. Almost always. Patti never mentions his shoes at all, and gives no indication that she gives a shit. This does not matter. What matters is Beebe, the strange girl Skeeter was talking to, Mr. Dink, Roger, tv commercials, and his old shoes; their opinions mattered. Exceptions to this rule are barely exceptions; in the photo swap episode, Doug was worried about everyone else’s opinions until he finally talked to Patti. It’s hardly an exception because his concern for her opinion in that episode is so troublesome that he tries to avoid the situation at all costs. He never gets her opinion until she tracks him down and gives it to him. Either way, he’s ignoring her true feelings any way he can.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
(is wearing his Beets: Killer Tofu Tour '96 shirt as an undershirt as we speak)
Who was it saying he didn’t watch Doug the other day?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
Whoever it was
missed out on a great show.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm addicted to Breaking Bad
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 AM CST via mobile reply actions
This is the best kind of addiction.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's truly fantastic
I just wish I hadn’t burned through all three seasons on Netflix so damn quickly. Now I’m waiting for Season 4 to come out while trying to spoiler-dodge.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
I've watched 20 or more episodes over the past two weeks
I can’t slow down
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think I like Skrillex now.
Does LSB have an opinion on Skrillex because you all yelled at me about Tyler, the Creator.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I don't care anything about the music
but it’s an intense set on a head full of mollie
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I just found it yesterday
Figured this was as good a time as ever
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The answer is no
Milhouse is not a meme.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I like him.
But not like I like Jason Mraz or Jukebox the Ghost
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Jason Mraz makes me want to strangle small babies
just on the outside chance they might grow up to like Jason Mraz.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
Skrillex is the new hotness
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drrrrroppppppppp the bass.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I could never call deadmau5 old and busted, but...
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Fuck that,
get you some Datsik, Excision, Funtcase, Genetix or Borgore if you want some good dubstep…
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
wubwubwub
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
Datsik is awesome, only heard a few from Excision, and I can't remember hearing anything from the other guys
But seriously, if you don’t like Skrillex and like dubstep, there’s something wrong with you.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Never really liked Skrillex, dunno why.
Skrillex has some pretty "filthy, sick, stomach churning stuff"
And he also has great music videos for some of his songs.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Is Storage Wars tonight or tomorrow?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Disney's JOY DIVISION / MICKEY MOUSE shirt irks post-punk fogeys
Inspired by the iconic sleeve of Joy Division‘s Unknown Pleasures album, this tee incorporates Mickey’s image within the graphic of the pulse of a star. That’s appropriate given few stars have made bigger waves than Mickey!
Joy Division, “Transmission” (video) (starts @ 12 sec)
Joy Division, “Shadowplay” (audio) (starts soft, gets louder)
Ian Curtis should roll over in his grave.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think he'd give a shit
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Today is the birthday of one of my favorite musicians
Mr. Tony Lucca.
I’ve been a fan of his for more than 20 years, and the greater public will get to witness him on the new season of “The Voice” in a few weeks. I have mixed feelings about that.
I’m putting up an ode to him on my blog later. But here’s one of my favorite songs by him — Death of Me.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
Oh, and if you watched "Friday Night Lights," you've probably heard him
“Devil Town” is his.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
Woah woah woah
That’s a cover of Daniel Johnson
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on Jan 23, 2012 6:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
True
But he sang the version used for the tv show.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah that accidently sounded accusatory.
Mainly just surprised a DJ song was used for a TV show.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
God killed him.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
"Oh Spiteful One, Show me who to smite, and he shall be smoten!"
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
finally got around to watching Alcatraz
very solid….plus that chick is hot.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Oh man, Taylor Swift just came on the radio at work.
And all I can do is think about the 6 man gang bang she was a recipient of.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
All those black dudes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Is this a real thing?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Totes...
It’s quite unfortunate.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
NO
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's really a forgone conclusion.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Schultzy is in denial
about all of those loads on her face.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well he was foolish enough to think they'd lose their virginity together.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
That's 146 six man gang bangs.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
I'm so glad you are hear to do the math for us
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
And that I'm "here" to play grammar Nazi.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's not a real thing
but she is promiscuous
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
what porno is this?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
a pretty good one
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
sounds like it
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
One where Swift gets her flat chest skeeted all over multiple times.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
x
Bob Nightengale @BNightengale Close
The #Nationals are finalist for Prince Fielder, but the #Rangers and at least one other still in running, sources close to Fielder say #MLB.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The dreaded "Mystery Team" lurks in wait
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
I wonder if the Nats have a 6 year deal with performance options on the table
and the Rangers have a fat AAV deal with less years and options out there
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
gonna come down to get paid
or get a little less paid but be in a great chance to win a championship.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
This is why it's taken him this long to make a decision.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Hope his wife isn't a stickler for public transportation
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Just get it done Boras.
I’m ready for him to go somewhere so we can stop talking about it.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
whoa
RIM’s co-CEOs, Mike Lazaridis and Jim Balsillie are stepping down
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 AM CST reply actions
The Royal Indian Marine?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
That whole thing is going down.
So glad Balsillie didn’t get a serious look at buying the Stars.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Didn't he only want a team he could move to Canada anyways?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No, he made a deal to bankrupt the Coyotes and move them back to Winnipeg.
NHL blocked it cause hockey in the desert still seems like a good idea.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
I could have sworn he ONLY wanted a team in Hamilton
and would have never moved them to Winnipeg… like he tried to do with the Predators.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You're correct.
My mistake.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Balsille is a dick.
He tried to backdoor his way into ownership of both the Nashville Predators and Coyotes.
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I thought they broke up last year.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Took them long enough
Royally screwed that company up
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
So I guess you could say there's a potential for
new RIM jobs?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
BREAKING: Merrill Hodge is an idiot.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
BREAKING: Gordon Ramsay is immanently entertaining.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ok, just now heard the Steven Tyler national anthem
and I don’t think it was nearly as bad as the Internets is making it out to be.
It was nowhere near Roseanne Barr territory.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Oh Jesus...
I heard that on TV yesterday and knew immediately it was going to go wild on the internet.
Not as bad as Roseanne, no, but horribly flat and the words didn’t sound exactly right and he looks and sounds like a circus animal of some kind.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well, it was about what I would expect from Steven Tyler.
And there are about 10 bazillion others I would have heard it from, but after seeing several Interweb headlines this morning saying how horrible it was, I just wasn’t taken aback when I finally heard it. It certainly wasn’t “good”, but it was far from “worst ever”.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Steven Tyler has always been, is, and will always be fucking AWFUL
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Motherofgod it was horrible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
it was wretched.
and just reaffirms how terrible some mainstream singers actually are without the aid of post-production.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
He's like 200 years old.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And he could wail back in the day
see Dream On
by Texas Jihad on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Chenoweth, on the other hand, dominated the SSB.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
she is rocking the hell out of 43 too.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
NO. FUCKING. JOKE.
I think we just became best friends. I don’t give a shit about any of the other stuff in the past. If you love Chenoweth, I love you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
rock on.
been a big chenoweth fan since Wicked
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Tempo (or whatever the hell it's called) was too slow, but she has a great voice
and a righteous rack. Loved her on “Pushing Daisies”. Wish that show had survived.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
YES.
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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I really felt like it was overdone.
Trying to hard to show off range.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
YES
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Thoughts on Chronicle (the movie coming out soon)?
I think it looks like an interesting concept with probably terrible acting.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
sounds about right
people assure me it’s not an X-Men rip
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I bet the black guy dies
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I don't think the Iranians understand what's going on here or how they should react to it.
http://rt.com/news/iran-close-strait-hormuz-embargo-455/
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I could never be president....
I’d pop countries like Pez.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Wake up from a drunken stupor realizing I just nuked half the middle east.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Same here.
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“Problem, Middle East?”
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
So they think pissing off Europe, Asia, the US, and the Arab League simultaneously is a good idea?
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Iran: Known for its spectacular decision making.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
HAHAHA
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
They did give us half of Yu
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Eh, the people are mostly great.
I never associate governments with actually representing the people (SHOCKING, coming from me).
I keep forgetting Yu is half Iranian. Anyone know if he was raised more Iranian or Japanese (not that it matters, just curious about his cultural identity)?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Well his dominate language is Japanese.
Does this say anything bout where he was raised? Probably…..
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Right, just curious if he was raised Muslim or anything at all, for that matter.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
My understanding...
He considers himself Japanese.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Right on, thanks.
Let it be know that I consider him sexy.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
We just assumed this.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
even though he wears sandals?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
The Yahoo crew does great pieces all the time. Plus, him, Wetzel, and Robinson are doing their best to bring down the BCS, which earns them a gold star from me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Wait, what?
Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski
I once had an unfortunately homoerotic dream about Neil Cavuto for no reason I can imagine. #30thingsaboutme
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That seems like one of those things you take to the grave
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yep
Much like the dream I had over the weekend. Some things can’t be shared.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
You dreamed about MikeE, didn't you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No. Way.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
I'm a girl
That’s what we do.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
People were saying embarrassing things about themselves with the hashtag, though I’d contribute one!
by D.Szymborski on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
I think a little bit of embarrassment can actually be rather cleansing. I believe it to be therapeutic to anyone that has a job that involves a public persona to humiliate themselves just a little bit to keep from getting a big head.
When I get a lot of public feedback that’s positive on something, I think it helps me a bit to remember that it’s no big deal – I’m still the same guy who teared up slightly when Aeris was killed in Final Fantasy VII. And I was an adult at the time. The same guy who ripped his boxer shorts while hiking and had them fall out of his pants leg while in line at a Chevron station. The same guy who at 11 who was rebuffed the first time he ever asked a girl out because she thought he was too weird.
by D.Szymborski on Jan 23, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
It took a series of very lucky rips. It was an old pair of boxers already on it’s last legs.
by D.Szymborski on Jan 23, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Question for y'all regarding Spring Training:
So, my spring break runs the 26th of February through March 4th. My best friend has an aunt/uncle who live in Surprise.
If we go out there over spring break, will we actually be able to get in/see anything?
One that results in
outdoor graduation in Houston happening in mid-May as opposed to June.
I had never seen "Eyes Wide Shut"
but HD Movie Net aired it Sunday morning from 2 to 5.
Holy shit, you guys.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That movie goes from normal to WTF??? faster than any movie I've ever seen
For like the first 30-45 mins I’m sitting there saying “is this really a Kubrick movie?”
Thennnnn, Tom Cruise goes to the mansion…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
Barton Fink also ratcheted up the crazy pretty quickly
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
I liked.... certain aspects.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Such a strange movie.
It was up there with Vanilla Sky for me.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
I was of the few that enjoyed Vanilla Sky
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Didn't hate it.
Just thought it was really strange.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
Nicole Kidman
wow
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Was not in Vanilla Sky.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
heh forgot about that
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
watch the original version
its better
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
I remember seeing that a long time ago
My question is this: Was the chick that Tom Cruise hitting on at the apartment at the end of the movie the same girl as the prostitute? She said she was the roommate but Cruise was acting like it was the same chick. I don’t remember then looking familiar and I don’t remember her name so I can’t just check the credits on IMDB.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
it was a different girl
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Then what was the tie in?
Why was Cruise acting so weird with her? Did he think she was a prostitute too or was he just looking for a reason to hook up with someone?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
I think he was in "fuck everything cause I can" mode
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it too
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Ok, that makes a bit of sense.
I still don’t understand the look he was giving her. What a freakin’ weird movie.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
I took my 16 year old girl friend to see that my senior year of high school
We had no idea what we were getting into
by Texas Jihad on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
want to give a shout out to Whisky in my Whisky and all those people at the Deep Ellum Brewery.
had a lot of fun on saturday and I highly recommend taking their tour. great beer, good food, very gracious hosts. really great things to see out of a local brewery. really classy people over there.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 AM CST reply actions
I'm actually wearing the hoodie I bought right now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Damnit.
I will be doing this at some point.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
i need to as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Man, I'm irritated
I was all set to go and then got a call from friends asking me to help them move a family member. Instead of awesome beer and food, I had “free michelob ultra and papa johns”.
Not happy, you guys.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
I refuse to ask people to help me move.
I’m not in college anymore and can afford my own pizza and beer thank you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
Eh, to be fair, the friend that asked didn’t do so until one of the other family members bailed on him at the last moment. Plus, the use of my pickup truck helped.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
YES!!!!!!!!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
aruba jamaica oooooooo i wanna take ya to key largo montego baby why dont we go down to
cocamooooo
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 AM CST reply actions
the LSB barbershop quartet really hit it off saturday night at karaoke
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
hahaha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
Reliving past glories?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
The chick from Cocktail is also the chick from Adventures in Babysitting right?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yes
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
I had no clue that was Elizabeth Shue.
Thought Shue was younger than that.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
One of two (I can think of) Ivy league grads to play a hooker in a movie.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
I want to say she was in karate kid too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 3:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I want to say she's fucking hot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
still?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 4:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah probably so.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
were going this next weekend, right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
ponytails cocktails ponytails cocktails
2 THINGS THAT WILL ALWAYS ROCK!!!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 AM CST reply actions
Don't ask how I came across this website.
Hillbilly + Technology = stilldrinkin.com
If You never want to buy booze
again than this is the unit for you!
Warning women in bikinis posing with moonshine stills.
RIP Popcorn Sutton
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
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by Pocket Ninja on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
MC Hammer, Fresh Prince, or Vanilla Ice?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 AM CST reply actions
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
Movies from my nightmares for 400 Alex.
by Pocket Ninja on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
I hate to admit it...but over the past two years I've seen Vanilla Ice live twice. Only because it was free.
And, yes, he still performs “Ninja Rap” and “Ice Ice Baby.”
Also, I was VERY drunk.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I was going to see him last year but ended up having to work.
So was it any good?
by Pocket Ninja on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Comical.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
That's what I was hoping for...
I can’t believe I used to record hours of 97.1 hoping they would play Ice Ice Baby at some point.
by Pocket Ninja on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
Alright stop
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Went to Padre for Spring Break in 2000.
Went to the club the 2nd night. We were there expecting Vanilla Ice, and got Young MC and Playboy models instead.
WIN!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Was that the year it rained so hard?
We went across the border to some clubs and had to trudge back through knee-deep water. Apparently drainage is not a thing in Mexico.
We stayed at a Super 8 right on the border and ate breakfast at an old Denny’s that had been renamed “Danny’s” and got my car towed. Good times.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Hell yes!
Because one of the idiots I was with decided to wash his car. (SCIENCE!)
I think we stayed at the Motel 6 in Brownsville. You could see the border from the door to the room. Sadly the video evidence of that Spring Break trip disappeared shortly after.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
LIke...at the Super 8?
Were you the one who hit me in the face with that phone book?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I miss early '90s rap
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Now in the right thread: I demand this be separate from the Eli Manning conversation, but I just noticed this and thought it was cool.
Tony Romo ANYA+ for career:
123
121
112
123
110
121
That’s yards per attempt adjusted up for touchdowns, down for interceptions and sacks, and compared to league average the same way ERA+ and OPS+ are. 120 is what PFR calls generally league leader neighborhood.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I can assure you he does.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
Jobu
I can’t find a leader board of ANYA+, no. But since the only thing it’s adjusted for is league context, a leaderboard for ANYA should do you fine.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2011/passing.htm
7.4 placed him sixth. Rounded decimals behind Eli, then behind Schaub, Brady, Brees, and Rodgers.
For his career, he ranks second all time.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
But he chokes and stuff!
Fifth in WPA/G.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
First all-time if you remove TDs and INTs.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_net_yds_per_att_career.htm
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He's super fucking efficient.
It might be that Jason Garrett calls super fucking efficient plays, and it’s certainly partly that he has had some good receivers. But so have other QBs. He’s still outrageously efficient.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Another fun stat I just came across:
Tim Tebow had the best deep pass% in the NFL by a lot.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'll choose to credit Demaryius Thomas for that.
A similar thing happened at GT while he was there too, so clearly it is all him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Demariyus Thomas was so on point for me, late in the season.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
John Elway never topped 120.
In 1998 he hit exactly 120, to set a new career high.
Of course, he had some pretty poor offensive support by most accounts for much of his career, and added more than a bit on the ground, and there are other things going in to QB evaluation, but still, that’s a bit eye-opening.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Steve Young, meanwhile, only fell below 120 twice as a full-time starter in SFO.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Honestly, Terry Bradshaw looks better than I expected.
Towards the end of his career, he was good to very good consistently. But he was pretty awful early on.
He did coach one damn fine defense, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And Joe Montana is worse than I expected.
“Only” four years over 120. One partial season about 140.
BUT only his last season was under 110.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
139, 121, 105, 114, 120, 124, 129, 133
Roger Staubach
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I like this
It make Graham Harrell better than Romo
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
If Tony Romo doesn't win a Super Bowl will it be a bigger tragedy than Danny White?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Well, he's better than Danny White.
And at least Danny White got a back-up ring.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
If Jerry Jones doesn't find a way to get this kid a ring...
I will shit on his grave.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
dan marino must really suck, then
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
I got caught shop lifting while wearing a Marino jersey
true story
by Texas Jihad on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
It's also a pretty cool story.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Worst QB eva
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is exactly how I want the Rangers to aproach signing Fielder...
Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
One GM told me last night that #Rangers are on Fielder “hard” but others continue to say TEX won’t go heavy on years. We shall see. #MLB
If he signs with the Nats or O’s for a ton of years, I won’t be too disappointed.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
The butthurt if we sign Fielder will be fantastic.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'd almost feel bad for the folks at LL and AN
Almost.
But then I wouldn’t, because we’d have Prince Fielder. And they’re the Mariners/A’s.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
The buttdevestation at HH will be fantastic.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh yes, that's what I'm living and dreaming of every minute of every day
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Darn.
thinkbluecrew Albert Lyu
“McCourt bid higher than Arte Moreno did to buy the Angels in 2003, but the Walt Disney Co. selected Moreno because he could write a check.”
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
Blaming you, PK.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
interesting
Of the 500 players ranked in the Rivals100 for the classes of 2007 through 2011, 73 (14.6 percent) decomitted at some point during their recruitment. Of those, 62 (12.4 percent) ultimately signed with a school other than the one to which they originally committed.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 AM CST reply actions
ronswansondontevencare.gif
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Not sure why anybody would want him.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
That kid can fly on the outside.
You don’t even know.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Goddamnit just go with my Mort joke...
I have no fucking clue who you guys are actually talking about.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
I'm talking about Mort!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Heh...
Whoops.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
you sooo offsides bro
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
x
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
I just loled
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
I like how the QB is just about to freak out and the GIF ends.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
this is truly amazing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i wish i knew
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Probably FSU.
But Auburn and Bama are still in it.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I don't think Auburn is, personally
He seems like an FSU lean, but Bama can always pull off a last minute steal
they have him playing nerf guns at jimbo's house too?
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
kinda giving you a jab, bro.
i know winston was, im pretty sure goldman was not.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
im gonna be keeping a close eye on winston as he grows.
woulda liked him here, but we will probably have AJ for the next 2 years, not to mention phillip sims and then whoever else might be in the 2013 or 14 classes. i know saban not letting him play baseball was a big factor too.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
The album artwork for "Attack Attack"s new album looks like twin dongs
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 AM CST via mobile reply actions
>implying Attack Attack is worth listening to
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So according to Football Outsiders, the Cowboys had a top 10 offensive line
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
And that Tyron Smith was the 3rd worst RT in football.
WUT
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Not to discredit the website or anything, but I thought it was pretty much a consensus that Smith was their best OL this season.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
And now I'm going full Sharky.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
my thought as well
in fact they are now going to move him to LT right?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
If they don't they need to just give up on professional football altogether.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
test
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
icles
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
You don't know me!
::Z snaps::
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
i am still thinking about the girl who sang "not fair" by lily allen at MTM
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
soo hot
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
anything interesting happen late saturday night?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
of course not.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
tell me the truth bro
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
truth
…standards.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
I offer Poppins a pretty darn fair trade in fantasy, and this is the respone I get...
TYLER YOU SHITBAG YOU CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE WITH NONSRNSE LIKE THIS GRT THIS WEAKNSHIT OUT OF MU HOUSE.
by octoberty on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
we need to make this bball league a money league. like bigtime money
$1000
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
winner take all
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Jason Terry for Andrew Bogut
COME ON BRUH
by LiamP on Jan 23, 2012 11:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's not even close to fair.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
More like spreadcheats.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes, as you know I am easily swayed by these generic statements that mean nothing.
by LiamP on Jan 23, 2012 12:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't want to trade a big without getting 1 back.
I have a hard enough time in those 3 cats as it is.
by LiamP on Jan 23, 2012 1:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sideshow Bob is on the market.
With Blatche and Cousins I’ve got a surplus of rebounds.
Looking for either a lot of 3’s or a lot of blocks.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
LOLOLOL
Cousins is the 7th most valuable player in the league to me.
More valuable to me than LeBron (because of what I’m punting).
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Actually I was mistaken.
I had LeBron filtered out. With my weights were I specifically avoid FG% and A/TO
1) Love
2) Lebron
3) Melo
4) Kobe
5) Durant
6) Ryan Anderson
7) DMC
8) Lowry
9) Aldridge
10) Gallo
This is based on actual performance… not necessarily what I expect them to do going forward.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Lowry has been ridiculous this year.
Top 5 player if you give equal weight to all stats.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Who wants Eric Gordon?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Definitely me.
I guarantee you I will give you more than Ty.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Still interested.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Send me an offer
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Will have to wait till tonight.
And when I feel confident in his medicals.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Probably still better than Rodney Stuckey
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
all i want is a god damn clint dempsey shirsey and they apparently dont exist
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 AM CST reply actions
Not after last weekend they sure as shit don't.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
that one... they dont have it in my size though.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Fulham might be my new premiership team.
I enjoyed a nice FIFA game with them earlier today.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Getting to see
Il Colosseo has been one of the coolest things I’ve ever gotten to do. What an awesome experience. I just wish they let you explore in there more than they do.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
kind of agree. spent more time looking at the ruins around the Colosseum than actually inside it.
and playing games with the tourist trappers outside.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
I guess I was able to remove myself from the frenzied atmosphere surrounding it.
I thought it was awesome.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oh its an awesome place.
and its for sure worth it to go inside and take a look around. but i didnt know about all the stuff around it and found that far more interesting at the time.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the coolest thing about that city are not the main ruins
but the city-block-sized ruins you kind of stumble upon just walking around.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well, ok then, C.J.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 11:57 AM CST reply actions
he's been incredibly douchey on twitter lately.
i think the la air is getting to him.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
This sounds like there's a history.
I wonder if the guy asking him said he needed to get better or something.
Could be wrong… but it sounds like C.J. is needling him specifically.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You don't know who Schlact is?
Former teammate of CJ’s and used to be in the Rangers minor league system.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
You couldn't find a better way to say things than "Nope, not at all?"
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yes
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man, you have more patience than I do.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
He'll probably lose me soon
I’m not actually on twitter that much these days, so I don’t see a lot of his tweets.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Nope, I cut him off after the signing.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
same here
dropped his ass
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Schlact went back/forth with one follower
and said he didn’t think anything of it and wasn’t offended. Claimed that it wasn’t until his followers started responding that he saw what they were talking about but that he thinks CJ was kidding.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
Schlact is a good dude.
I don’t think I coud ever not like the guy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Agreed
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
His twitter account is what made me really like the guy.
I was sad when the Rangers didn’t resign him.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Same
I really hope he lands somewhere.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
yup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
fuck that guy.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
new US MNT threads... ugly as shit.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 12:02 PM CST reply actions
Ass
Click the open in a new window button
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
LEARN TO FUCKING RIGHT CLICK
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
needs more schultzy ≠ sex jokes
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
I wish the team could find a unique look and stick with it
Blue with a white stripe outlined in blue and red with white shorts. Nothing hard about that.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 23, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
Way to steal FC Dallas’ look, USMNT…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Good.
Hopefully this will motivate FC Dallas to change their look,I frickin hate their kits.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
for those who don't have enough time wasted at work...
here you go..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Access blocked at work...synopsis?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
pooty tang
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
mario emulator...
using various other games, such as Contra as the main character…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
If you really want a different Nintendoey game to play online, I would highly recommend the greatest faux-NES game ever made.
The Great Gatsbyby D.Szymborski on Jan 23, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yay!
I’ve had an ongoing issue with my work computer for about a year now, and nobody was able to solve it, until today. Hooray for IT people!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Greatest Crystal Light To-Go Package. Fire!
For me, it’s gotta be raspberry lemonade.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:30 PM CST reply actions
I don't drink that stuff.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
do you drink any powdered drinks?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
My mom raised us on reconstituted nonfat dry milk.
And I don’t turn down Kool-Aid.
But, no. Not really.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that's disgusting. but to each his own I guess.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
It is disgusting.
It was her own. I buy real milk.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Her own milk? That's revolting...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
that's jam
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
We were all healthy as oxen.
Who are you to judge?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Anybody wanna go fart fire with me this weekend?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:32 PM CST reply actions
Neat
http://deadspin.com/5878474/terrell-suggs-called-skip-bayless-a-douchebag
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
sweet.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
can we get a port-a-potty so there is no parking lot pissing this year?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 PM CST reply actions
do you really think getting a port-o-let is going to stop Rodney from pissin' on concrete?
C’mon Man.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
That's half the fun.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
not with kids and women around... and COPS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
option b) walking catheters.....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm amazed that this actually exists.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Not as much fun as they sound
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta have one.
Preferably one that doesn’t smell like a zoo and Bourbon St all in one.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
FIFY
Preferably one that doesn’t smell like a zoo and Bourbon Stu all in one.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Where we were last time
there was a port o potty 100 yards away and a public restroom equidistant is a slightly different direction
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I saw a picture on facebook last night that would be perfect here
But I’m not sure I should post it
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce.
She’s back on the market, boys!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
10 years too late. But I'd still would.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
We almost sang Kiss From A Rose on Friday
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
reminds me of the downfall of the batman franchise.
There’s plenty wrong with that song.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
looking back, aren't you glad you didn't?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
I'm kicking myself that I didn't come out Friday.
I would’ve killed.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
er, Saturday.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
I thought I handled myself well with the hip hop.
Every time I request that song at karaoke, I get the “what the hell is this?” look from the dj.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
There was a lot of hip hop on Saturday.
Surprisingly.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Usually the only hip hop I hear at karaoke is Ice Ice Baby and Baby Got Back.
lolnope
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I guess we'll be cancelling Max's rendition of Snow - Informer.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
No no.
This needs to happen!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I never planned to do that song anyway.
Just the first crappy song that popped in my head.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What? No Kriss Kross, Young MC, or Snow?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
Tone Loc is more “east texas stripclub” to me than karaoke.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT BABYDOLL'S THAT WAY.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
My cousin runs a karaoke company
Someone always does “Because I Got High.” Probably not hip hop, but … I felt like it was relevant here.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
You ain't got no Heezy, N?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
What's the etiquette on the N word in karaoke?
I’ve never had it come up, but I’d panic and probably say playa.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Only the bruthas are allowed.
That’s what I was always taught.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Good rule to stick to when in public, fo' sho'
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
If it's in the song,
it shouldn’t matter about being politically correct.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Paraphrasing can only take you so far before you get yer ass whooped.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
I guess it depends where you are.
Most songs I hear on karaoke wouldn’t have many issues.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that's my usual thinking
But if I was on stage, it might be a different story.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I never saw that movie, and I feel healthier because of that decision.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
COWARDS!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
just say African-American in a very respectful voice
Straight outta Compton, crazy mothafucka named Ice Cube
from the group African-Americans with Attitude
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
can we say Naggers?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
you rocked it
way better in person than on video
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Hah thanks!
It’s one of my all time favorite songs in any genre, so I’ve listened to it a lot.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That song always makes me think of Astroworld.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
So you're telling me there's a chance?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Could you imagine trying to follow Seal in bed?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
He's supposedly hung like a walrus.
But yes, I can imagine giving it a shot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
His face looks like it got gored by a walrus...
That’s a serious mismatch.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Goodness gracious.
The males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (25 in) in length, the largest of any land mammal, both in absolute size and relative to body size.
Also, did you know most mammals have a bone in their dong? Weird.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hell, when I was a stup[id teenager, I thought we had a bone down there too, hence, "boner".
I may have been mislead.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder if he sings while he bangs....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
"Did you know, that when I explode, My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen."
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I wanna fly like an eagle, in your V
Fly like an eagle, let my semen set you free
I wanna flyyyyyyyyyyyyy
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
There goes another one.
Lasted longer than I ever would have imagined.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
I honestly thought that one would last.
Stupid, naive SP
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Oy. I just realized I have over 25,000 tweets.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I've had an account for 3 years but I didn't use it for pretty much the whole first year.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
#humblebrag
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
I have just over 32K
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone post this already?
BInsideNews Scott Swaim
Source from #Nationals front office: DONE deal on Fielder. He has to fly from his home in FLA to WASH for Physical
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions
That's Swaim.
Might not want to post this again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hey look guys, I found this great story where Swaim thought Longoria was traded!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Ma bad.
Never heard of the guy till now.
He must be worse than the one we never speak of…. yes?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
You're thinking of encarcerated bob
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
hence, why I didn't say his name.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I misread your post.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Typical
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You misread Taylor Swift as a non clap havin' jezebel.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Somebody needs to sig the fuck outta this
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Equally as bad.
In that… both make things up.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Amazon Prime. Worth it?
I figure with what I’ll be saving on diapers and k-cups, it should pay for itself right?
Hows the streaming? Free kindle books?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Absolutely.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I get it every year.
I get everything from Amazon now. Toilet Paper, Books, Cameras, TVs, sometimes even non-perishable food.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I go to Amazon and buy toilet paper.
It arrives two days later.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Benji must have his TP look like $100 bills, yo!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Woah, Prime gets you free kindle books?
How was I not aware of this?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I didn't really look into it
but apparently they let you “borrow” a free kindle book every month. Nice little perk.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Wait, why would anyone get this?
I have an account but haven’t used it in several months.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Free 2 day shipping on a lot of things
You also got their online streaming library with your membership.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
$79
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
What does one get
for said membership?
I’m too lazy to look it up.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Free 2 day shipping
Free Streaming of Amazon TV & Movies
Free Kindle book rental (1 per month I think)
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
79 bucks
if you have a working university email address, you can get free partial membership for some period of time (not sure how much time its good for now). That doesn’t give you the streaming videos/music though
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I signed up last August, it was a year
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
They used to have a version of it for expectant/new mothers
but they’re not taking new members right now.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
yup my wife signed up for that....its cool
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I have had it for about 2 years now, and I love it.
I don’t know that it really pays for itself, but not having to deal with the USPS is totally worth it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
YES
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
FIFA stuff nobody cares about
Scored my first goal from a free kick today! Also the stupid PS3 deleted my manager mode, so I’m trying to pick a new team. Thinking about trying to take a mid-table EPL or Serie A team to the top.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
A mid table EPL team?
Go with Liverpool.
by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
NewCastle
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
I was thinking more of the 8-14 range… ok actually I was thinking Fulham but I am still open to suggestions.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sunderland? Or Aston Villa?
btw, since you like manager mode, have you tried Football Manager?
by Professor Ch@os on Jan 23, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Not yet, but I'm really interested in it.
I’m sure I’ll pick it up at some point over the next year.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I should warn you though that it's a simulation game
You can’t actually play with your team like you can in FIFA manager mode. However, if you like managing, this is the best game there is.
by Professor Ch@os on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I've read about it and I'm definitely interested.
I’m just worried I’d get completely addicted…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah, laugh it up
It’ll be even funnier when we kick your asses in the FA Cup.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
juventus
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
NBA2K12 is legit.
I just got it.
I played my first Quick Match online last night and was creamed by a guy who was using the Celtics.
I enjoyed it, but the guy set his defense to fly down the floor when they recovered a steal or loose ball. Rondo would be practically standing at the basket by the time I even reacted. It was really annoying.
I won’t call it “cheese”, but it sure felt like it. Assholes always have to ruin the sim experience online.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
That's how I'd play my old NBA games
Fast break, if I didn’t get a clear layup/dunk, try to kick it out for a quick 3 before the defense is set (or even just pull up and let fly on the break). I still kick ass with the Mavs on the original ESPN basketball (Nash, Finley, Jamison, Dirk, Raef…)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I was the Thunder, btw...
Not that it matters, or that anyone really cares.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
btw....fuck Eli
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm sorry, could you speak in my left ear? This George Halas trophy seems to be blocking my right one.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
by cmkelly29 on Jan 23, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU, ELI.
THAT LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
PREACH IT BROTHER !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Why you gotta yell, bro?
That’s my quarterback, my quarterback…
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
All the playoff wins in the world
Won’t fix that permanent dumbface.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
roma!
bojan!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
I got this from an Angels fan, so it has a bit of an LAA spin
But Chuck Morgan will be on MLB Network’s Baseball IQ Feb. 1
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
After Chuck wins he can close with
“Oh, BTW, Fuck. The. Angels.”
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
When I first saw this commercial, I wanted to sign up...
and then I found out that it’s for baseball historians, curators, and execs. I was sad.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
There's a can of deviled ham in our fridge.
Tempted. As a kid, I used to eat that stuff like it was candy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I think that's gross.
And I eat vienna sausages.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My mom used tro give spread the ham onto crackers and give that to me as a snack.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Yu are no longer allowed
We’re all Ham Fighters now. So I guess you can take it out of the fridge and beat the shit out of it.
/yesifuckingknowtheyarejustthefighters
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
TSA is denying it ever happened
I smell an exaggeration.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
From an AP article regarding the alleged incident:
Police escorted Paul away, but he was allowed to board a later flight. The security scanner identified an issue with the senator’s knee, although Paul said he has no screws or medical hardware around the joint.
Paul, who frequently uses the airport about an hour from his home in Bowling Green, Ky., told The Associated Press in a telephone interview that he asked for another scan but refused to submit to a pat down by airport security.
Paul said he was “detained” at a small cubicle and couldn’t make his flight to Washington for a Senate vote scheduled later in the day.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Section 328, Row 12, Seat 1 & 2 for 10-game plan.
I think…I’m gonna do it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
benstillerdoit.gif
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Do it.
And don’t look back.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
End of the row
Not bad.
Where is section 328 exactly?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Behind home plate sort of on first base side.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
thats awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Now I just need to find friends whom are willing to buy the tickets of the second seat.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
i would think it wouldn't be that difficult for 10 games
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I finally took the plunge on this year's 20 game plan last Friday.
You won’t regret it.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
I probably could have done the 20-game if I was only buying one ticket.
But i don’t like going to games by myself.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Same here.
Me and some friends went in on a 6-seat block of 20 game plans. There’s only five of us, so we can use that sixth ticket to curry favor and obtain benefits.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
I was at ALDS Game 4 by myself.
It was awkward.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I went to the game by myself where Mitch Moreland hit a walk-off HR
just decided in the 4th inning to go out there and watch the end. Amazing
Yu'll be a section away from me.
In fact, yu’ll be the exact opposite from me.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
TNT and I have plan F close to that section
Do it! Opening day free!
by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Opening Day no longer available in those seats. =(
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'm about to get my blood tested to see if I have Celiac Disease
I’m basically going to find out how much joy there will be in my life.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Good luck, man.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Thanks
I appreciate it
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've been there
It’s really not as bad as you think…celiac is a pain in the ass, but cutting gluten out of your diet is a good lifestyle decision regardless. I don’t even crave bread any more.
Ick.
Hope it all goes well.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
My sister has it
And it runs in family’s :(
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A friend just posted this on facebook.
And I chuckled. And then immediately thought of LSB.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I laughed
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
4 out of 5 prefer...
nm…outdated joke.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yay
I will be booking my Dallas flight through my flight attendant friend. Saves me about $150.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
A guy came to my door in a Haunted Mansion t-shirt asking if we're looking for a roommate.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
INVITE HIM IN FOR TEA AND STRUMPETS!!!!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's crumpets
Unless of course you’re actually inviting him in to have tea and sex with a prostitute, then by all means carry on.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I almost spit out my water.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Did you know him from the ride?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Who wants a mustache ride?
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
Dutch's bride-to-be
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder if he ever does his Harry Caray voice for her
during SexyTime?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
That would not put me in the mood.
But to each her own.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
With that mustache and afro, I bet you would.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
No.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
The only time I've been attracted to Derek Holland was after Game 4.
He could have done anything he wanted at that point.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
I can't even look at thim right now without cracking a smile.
Hands down the goofiest guy on the team
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Holland
Anyone else heard his Stars commercial? Kinda funny.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
No, Yu got a link?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
It's been playing on the Ticket
Not sure if it’s online anywhere yet.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Funniest Liverpool Transfer rumor I read today ...
23 Jan 2012 17:09:02
I am no ITK but I did hear a little titbit today which might interest you. A mate of mine fixes photocopiers for a living and was at LFC today. A piece of paper jammed in the machine was a resume of Clint Dempsey. No mention of prices or offers just his details.
Ian
by Professor Ch@os on Jan 23, 2012 2:24 PM CST reply actions
x
BenBadler Ben Badler
Take everything you see about Fausto Carmona with a skeptical eye. There are holes in this script all over the place.
Ooooooooo fortuna!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I need more Prince rumors.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Careful what you wish for
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He doesn't even play for the Indians
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 2:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The blood drawing went well (because the usually go bad)
I won’t know if I have it for a few days
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 2:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Pretty sure you have blood...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's a relief
Who care about Cyliac, I have blood!!
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
HOCKEY! How did I miss this until just now?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would be really happy if the Stars weren't on a shitty losing streak.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
You should be really happy cause they locked up a great defenseman for the next four years.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
just saw it too...i'm fucking stoked. love it !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Might be my next player jersey purchase.
My Ott is getting old.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I keep holding out, hoping they somehow go back to the previous design
before I shell out tat much cash for a jersey. I never bought in to the whole “it won’t fit the Reeboks” crap, I always figured the new design was just cheaper because there was less to it.
Rabble.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, and Yay on the Goligoski signing.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Damn I guess I really am the only one that prefers the current design.
I really prefer black.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
(stifles racist jokes)
(still posts about it)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
I got it...
“I really prefer black.” Just like Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
heh
Seriously though, is there really a sex tape out there or is this another Craig James Killed Five Hookers thing?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
He is making it up
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
If I am then how do so many people on this board know about it?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You are an evil person
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm not the one running around acting all sweet and innocent to sell records.
And then participating in 6 man gang bangs.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Truth, you haven't sold a single record.
by BHill on Jan 23, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
BHill zing!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So
Taylor Swift had a gang bang with six black hookers, which Craig James then killed?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I believe that's the gist of it, yep
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Taylor Swift is a lot of things, but a solicitor of prostitutes is not one of them.
Whore? Yes, obviously.
Crazy? Of course.
Obsessive? No doubt.
Solicitor of prostitutes? NO.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah...
I mean even if a chick is willing to bang six black guys simultaneously doesn’t mean she doesn’t have standards. She respects herself.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't hate the black jerseys
but the previous ones were just so fucking awesome, and for that kinda scratch, I want what I REALLY like. I did manage to find one with no numbering on it for fairly cheap. That’s what I typically wear to games…occasional my Brahmas jersey.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
NO
Just been with a team that hasn’t been able to spend in 3 years.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
The worst
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Probably likes Star Wars, too.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Just the other day he was telling me how much he likes ewoks
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am an unapologetic Ewok/ROTJ defender
Although in light of what became of the prequels, I can see how people hate them.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
They didn't bug me that much
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
People rabble on about "it's stupid how a bunch of teddy bears defeat the Imperial army"
but they really don’t. I think you see them kill a grand total of maybe 4 guys. Most of their little woodland traps and whatnot don’t even work (the catapult on the AT-ST, for example).
They really just provide a big enough distraction to give Han and Chewie enough time/cover to blow up the generator.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
May the This be with you.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
^Means that he hopes you have a high midichlorian count.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Negative
Fuck that whole midicholrian bullshit.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
While eating pancakes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
went from Stars talk to Star Wars then to this
LSB gonna LSB
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That fat bitch's heart wants pancakes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
BWAHAHAHAHA!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you dare speak of the siren that way
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
If by siren you mean she's the size of a fucking fire truck, you're right.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
The Bigtill dream:
Hendricks feeding him pancakes.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I took her clothes off and a prairie dog popped out of her belly button.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You just can't handle beauty, my friend.
Which is a shame, because I’ve grown fond of many a BTO.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I enjoy the fact you write HOCKEY! now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 4:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's to get your attention.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it always works
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 4:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
writing cover letters and shit
meh
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
This.
And you are supposed to write a different one for each company you apply to instead of using a generic one. Ugh.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I hate that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think changing a few words here and there is applicable.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
Yeah. I keep a saved file on my desktop and just change a few key phrases/words here and there (be sure you check very thoroughly though if you go this route).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
gotta remember to change the name you're addressing
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Date, name of the position, qualifications
Like jam said below, you can pretty much write off getting the job if it becomes painfully obvious you just copy/pasted or recycled a previous letter.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Though fallible.
I know I’ve sent a few out with the wrong names and positions for which you’re applying.
“Welp, fuck THAT job…”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Based on my calculations and the form I just received from the Texas Workforce Commision
I was unemployed for roughly 4 months. How the hell did I manage to go to all those games and concerts on little to no money?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Hmmmm...
Obvious offensive joke removed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I got it...
YOU RUN DENTON, BUT ONLY AFTER DENTON RUNS YOU.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Mom's carnitas in the crock pot at home, and I've only eaten an apple today.
How am I supposed to get any work done?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Dang, this 'cleanse' basically means no meat, bread, dairy, or beer.
That is literally, like, 90% of my caloric intake.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
What about liquor?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
not included
will be having gin and tonics tonight
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rock it
my go-to
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
paleo?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
I started to do this somewhat.
Feels goodman.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Getting used to not eating complex carbs will be the hardest thing ever.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
I've cheated so much, but I'm just experimenting with different recipes from this cookbook I bought, until I find 7-8 good ones to recycle.
So far, shrimp cakes over a spinach salad has been the best of my creations.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
you go to the paleo subreddit?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
check it otu
ive seen it linked before on other reddits i subscribe to
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Having trouble finding it on the app
but I’m perusing different blogs, so I’ll check it tonight.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
kk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
What about bacon?
Ham? Pork chops?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
DAD! Those all come from the same animal!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Right Lisa, some magical animal.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It's just a little slimy
it’s okay…it’s okay…!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Smithers, I think I'll donate $1M to the local orphanage...
…when pigs fly.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
(looks out window)
Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
This sounds really expensive to do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it's basically all fresh fruit and vegetables
with rice and potatoes. Fish is allowed.
we’ll see how much it takes to make me not feel hungry all the time.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The fruit doesn't sound bad.
I could do that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sounds like girl-speak for 'diet' to me
but I think the idea is to regulate your digestion by eat a bunch of food that will make you poo, none that will keep you from it, and drinking lots of water so you don’t retain water weight.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Just asking,
since it made me think of detoxification diets, which are (generally) useless at best, harmful at worst.
Fruit, vegetables, rice, potatoes, and fish, however, doesn’t sound bad.
STOP USING ZAPFINO FONT YOU DIRTY LAZY PRICKS
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
So, I booked the honeymoon cruises through Continental Airlines' agent
but the itinerary on the actual cruise line’s website is completely different from the one I’ve supposedly booked.
Should I be concerned? Anybody had this happen before?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I would trust the cruise line, myself.
Be really concerned if they mention anything about close passes by islands.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Heh
It is with Costa, actually (booked them before the disaster).
Ugh. Gonna be a pain in the ass rescheduling all this shit if Continental has old information or something.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Be careful...
You could be going on a gay singles cruise like Horatio Sans and Cuba Gooding Jr.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you might see bigtill on that cruise :)
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
FABOULOUSTH!!!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
hahaha
btw I’m sad I know what movie that is
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Or it could be one of those gangbang boats.
And Taylor Swift would be there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
How much would you spend to be part of a Taylor Swift gang bang if you're guaranteed not to come home with something.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I wouldn't pay
but that’s because I’m not interested in 5,000 other dongs.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
You think Eli's dickhead has dumbface on it too?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Now THERE is an image that will be singed into my synapses for the remainder of the day
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
I bet he actually aims for the rump, misses, and lucks his way into the vag constantly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You should ask the Cowboys secondary. They would probably know.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Schultzy will give you EVERYTHING.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Bullshit...
Schultzy would pay anything to ensure it never happened. I think I’d probably be in for about a bunch fitty.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
buck fitty*
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Isn't a "bunch fitty" like half $Texas?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
She may be worth that to Schultzy.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
WRAPPED UP LIKE A DEUCE ANOTHER ROAMER IN THE NIGHT
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
LIKE ANYONE CAN EVEN KNOW THAT
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
GOD WHAT A FUCKING HORRIBLE SONG
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
MANFRED AND BRUCE
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
LOUD NOISES
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"Yeah, can I request that revved up like a douche song?"
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE INTO THE MOTOROLA NIGHT
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
so are we going back to MTM thsi weekend?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
They are going to know you guys on a a first-name basis
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Oh...they certainly know Stu.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
you coming this time?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
oh the bartender chick had all our names down by the end of saturday night.
and the karaokee lady was already getting tired of IANF too.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
when i asked to put him on the list
i believe her line was “that guys not fucking singing”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
I wish I could be there for this.
Stupid responsibilities.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Stupid Indiana.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Bring Aquafamily.
Responsibilities + fun together.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm sure my 2.5 year old would love it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
How the fuck you gonna teach a 2.5 year old Skrillex?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Just tell her to run around trying to act like a transformer.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
THEY HAVE A JAIL CELL
HOW COULD SHE NOT LIKE IT?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Because that wouldn't scare her for life.
Shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Might keep her from dating the wrong guys later in life
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
i am too.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
also
back a 1 is the worst thing i have ever done caught on video or pictures in my entire life.
and its on the internet.
forever.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
That song makes all the girls moist, dude.
You’ll be able to reel them in with no problem now.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Here we go...
evansilva Evan Silva
Mayock’s top five linebackers for the 2012 draft: 1) Courtney Upshaw 2) Luke Kuechly 3) Dont’a Hightower 4) Zach Brown 5) Vontaze Burfict.
evansilva Evan Silva
Mayock’s top 5 cornerbacks for 2012 NFL draft: 1) Mo Claiborne 2) Janoris Jenkins 3) Alfonzo Dennard 4) Leonard Johnson 5) Dre Kirkpatrick.
You can be sure of one thing.
They did not forget about him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Duh
Hes unstoppable (after a puff of the Chron’)
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Tracy Morgan collapses...
Dude is a candidate for the next “Rule of Three” triumvirate. Which is odd, because of course 30 Rock did an episode about that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yikes
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
What time does pint night at Lou's start tomorrow?
I AM TIRED OF ALWAYS MISSING IT. =(
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I think 9
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Thanks, dude.
Ok not always. I made it in time one time. Then I accidentally left my pint glass at my friend’s place. =(
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
did you forget your DEBC glass?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Come to think of it....
hold on one sec.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
NOPE!
It’s in the dishwasher.
Phew.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
That is hilariously creepy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
But check it out. This is the one they're giving away tomorrow.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
sweet one
I’ve gotten a few, but I always seem to break them.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
might be there as well.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 4:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
IANF and Loblaw
Here’s one of the songs from Mayer’s new album, due out this spring.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
yes youtube, i will watch smokey robinson singing on sesame street.
thank you, youtube.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Best Eastwood western?
I’m gonna stick with The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, with Unforgiven a very close 2nd.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
just watched Unforgiven for the first time this week
Fucking loved it.
“you the killer of women and children?”
“that’s right”
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 4:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
just watched Unforgiven for the first time this week
Fucking loved it.
“you the killer of women and children?”
“that’s right”
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 4:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The only ones that I've seen are Unforgiven and two of "The Man With No Name" movies
I’m not sure which two.
Anyway, Unforgiven is the best.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh man
High Plains Drifter, Pale Rider, and The Outlaw Josey Wales are all must see for me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure if I could watch The Outlaw JW
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I bet he's extremely stubborn, and never admits he's wrong
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well he does tend to overcapitalize things
and keeps harping on and on about the ‘82 Brewers (which, admittedly, doesn’t make a whole lot of sense with the overall plot)…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Won't admit that 'Ole Mikey Young ain't a good cowboy anymore
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Anyway, I just put Good Bad Ugly on my Netflix Queue
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's long
but awesome nonetheless.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Wait for it...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I was pressing "POST" when this popped up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
DARY!
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
All of my favorite movies are over 2.5 hours
I like long movies
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Good man
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
*except for "The Bourne Ultimatum"
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I had no idea Debbie Does Dallas was that long.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I might have laughed at this
If I had any idea what “Debbie Does Dallas” is
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I appreciate the classics
But if it’s not something my dad loves, then I’ve probably never heard of it, let alone seen it.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pretty sure your dad loves it.
Just ask him.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm guessing your Dad does love it.
Ask him next time you see him.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
He usually makes a point to tell me about old movies he loves
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ok, I googled it...
I see it now
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Really.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think he's 17.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I knew that was information I should have kept to myself
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It was a famous porno movie
from when they actually made porno movies.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The one with the Orangutan.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
uh oh.
going on a classic sesame street songs tangent to close out my monday
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Is there a Van Morrison song that has the Sesame Street theme in it?
And fuck you, in advance.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
YIP YIPS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
and when you slip into the sheets of your cumfy bed
youre between……..between
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Freaky
My mom just texted to tell me she found out today that Lee Harvey Oswald went to my elementary school. This wouldn’t be that strange (considering he lived in Benbrook for a few years) but it’s one of a number of connections I’ve had to various local killers and/or their victims. I’m like the Kevin Bacon of DFW murder cases.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
(Grabs phone to call Loblaw)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 4:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
*Calls Rangers sales rep
*requests section further away from RC
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I'm sure it was just a "routine visit" to the DR.
Texas Rangers @Rangers
Cuban LHP Gerardo Concepcion worked out for the Rangers in the Dominican Republic on Monday … atmlb.com/wBFyRM
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Without Thad Levine
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I refuse to wear hats that are not fitted
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions
likewise
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Must be rolling in dough
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
doing that as we speak
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 4:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
HOW DID HE KNOW?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 4:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I said that dadboner sucks
there was no sign
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He reads LSB
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Have fun
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Agreed.
Although I think I need a new one.. I’ve about worn through my rangers one and my padres one looks like the old pirates hats cause of sweat rings
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 4:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fitted hats look weird on me
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Too many hat makers to use this as a reasonable excuse.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
I guess they're thinking of weird peoe
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
...people like me*
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 4:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
At Fan Fest I wore the throwback jerseys and we had to wear the throwback caps
and they weren’t fitted and the other guys in my party wanted to wear them with the stickers on.
WHO DOES THAT??
From RobertC in the Adrian Beltre bobblehead post by Chuck Morgan...So awesome.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 4:44 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I'll rec it in here too
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Annnnnnd I'm getting booted from my office
Into a cubicle.
Fuckin’ Mondays. First Naomi, now this. Pffft.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
as someone that has to move people all the time
i am really sorry.
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
Next thing you know I'll be down in Storage B
taking care of the bug problem.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 23, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
As long as you have your stapler
you’ll be fine.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Just keep an eye on your red Swingline.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'm getting moved from my awesome cubicle with the huge window and complete screen privacy
to a common cubicle with no windows. I feel you.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
They're fucking moving us again.
I don’t know.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's a shame that this a new thread was posted so soon after this comment.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
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"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
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