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Tailgate IV -- 4/7 (UPDATED WITH TICKET POLL!)



The Date: Sat, April 7th

The Opponent: Chicago Fighting Ventura's

Game Time: 705p

Tailgate start time: (early)

Star-divide

Location is not set in stone, but assuming that people are ok with getting there early like we did for TGIII I vote we do it in Lot B again

Want to see how many people are interested in coming, how many they would be bringing, etc

Food? Open for Suggestions. I want to tip my hat to jam for rocking the grill at TGIII

Tickets? Need a headcount from those interested. I am ok with buying tickets, as long as I get a solid headcount and paypal from everyone haha

Where is Lot B you may ask? From previous threads:

Lotb_medium

via i1012.photobucket.com

Any questions?

LETS DO THIS!

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Ticket Interest List: (11) (23) (35) (37) (39) (44) (52!)

  • KOK x1 ✔
  • Keynes x2
  • jam x2 ✔
  • wittless/jls x4 ✔
  • matteo x1
  • Micah x2
  • Rodney x1 (maybe 2)
  • max x1 ✔
  • targetfield x2
  • worley x2 ✔
  • drummermoe x1 ✔
  • suicide prince x2
  • crazy86er x2 ✔
  • GB x1
  • TnT x1
  • ryan x2 ✔
  • b.spate x1 ✔
  • nothinG x1
  • GoET x1 ✔
  • Closure x1 ✔
  • irish x2
  • IANF x2
  • benji x2 ✔
  • shock00 x2
  • mike the grate x2 ✔
  • jihad x2 ✔
  • arson55 x1 ✔
  • mikeE x5 ✔
  • herbie
  • WyoRanger x3 ✔

Poll Results:

  • tacogate II (12)
  • pizzagate (2)
  • bbq gate (10)
  • chili cookoff gate (6)
  • fingerfood gate (6)

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UPDATE: THERE ARE TICKETS AVAILABLE ON 4/7 IN BOTH THE LEXUS CLUB LEVEL (LF AND RF @ $25) AND THE UPPER DECK (RESERVED) @ $14
PLEASE VOTE IN THE POLL, THEN STATE IF YOU PREFER TO SIT IN LF OR RF IN THE COMMENTS.
I AM PLANNING ON BUYING THE TICKETS EARLY NEXT WEEK, SO PLEASE PAYPAL ME IF YOU WANT AT TICKET.
MY PAYPAL ADDRESS: john.leftwich@gmail.com
I will update the fanpost as people pay me!

Poll
Where would you prefer to sit?
Lexus Club Terrace ($25 / seat, LF or RF)
29 votes
Upper Reserved ($14 / seat)
2 votes

31 votes | Poll has closed

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Should this be for the Sunday game instead?

Since that may be Yu’s first start?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 AM CST reply actions  

Thought this as well.

I like it… then only drawback is work hangover the next day. Which may just need to be solved with a little PTO.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

If everyone who posted on LSB lived in dallas, yes.

but seeing as how Sunday Night is a 705 game, I dont see how that works well for anyone who lives outside of DFW…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Correct.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Sunday is not an option for me.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

and you get a nifty AL championship replica trophy

as the promotion

its a sunday night game as well, so tailgating wouldn’t be a problem

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

again

the only issue with doing it on a sunday night is that not everyone lives in dallas.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

and sorry

I love the Rangers (and LSB), but I cant tailgate from 9a on a Sunday until 7p…then go to a game…then drive 3ish hours back to East Texas…then be at work by 7a on a Monday.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

did you live in Arkansas at one point?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

went to grad school at UAMS for 2 years — finished last spring

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

was in Little Rock though, not Fayetteville

just fwiw

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

cool

I thought I remembered that.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

you looking at going up there?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I hear ya

working monday is for sissies

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Also, Sunday is Easter Sunday,

Though it’s a night game, so maybe it doesn’t matter.

by Ranger miker on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Wish I could go

One month later and I’d be free but March/beginning of April is my busiest rotation this year.

"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking

by TRanger on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 AM CST reply actions  

:(

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

there's a good chance I'll end up in Fort Worth though

so I might be able to make most of these from then on!

"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking

by TRanger on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

The wife and I will be there for sure.

I had suggested a real-life BBQ before, but I like to give my pork butt 8-12 hours and I just don’t know about getting there that early. What time do people think they’ll start conglomerating?

Tacogate was quite successful, or we can always do a mixed meat-a-palooza ala TG1. Beer can chickens only take a couple hours… maybe some beer can chicken?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 AM CST reply actions  

im 99% sure I will be there earlyearly

like last time. at least to claim the spot (with the flag again maybe?)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

hell yes the flag.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 8:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

but you have to climb up in the tree again...

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Done.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will be there.

With luck I’ll have homebrew Kolsch with me. Absent luck, it’ll be a blonde.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This comment... this comment should be at the bottom of the page right now.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah you have to exit/enter the fanpost or it bumps it to your last reply

app bug

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

need 2 tickets?

or already have em?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Needs 'em

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

on the list

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Danke

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Need two

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

i vote taco-gate again

only because of how good it was heh

you need tickets x2?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

yep, tix for two

Taco gate works for me. That shit’s easy and this time I’ll get ten pounds of tablitas.

Maybe the next time you make a TG thread, you can do a poll for tacogate, byom gate, bbq gate, pizza gate… etc?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Not that this is the time for it

But a mid- or late-season pizzagate sounds pretty badass.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I like doing it up big for Opening Week TG

but if we wanna throw a TG together some time in the middle of the season, everyone throwing down for a shit load of Papa John’s would make an easy and fun TG.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I was actually thinking grilling up pizzas

But what you propose is also badass.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

whoa hey

that sounds cool. I’ve never grilled a pizza before… makes a helluva lotta sense

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I've only done it with pre-cooked crust

And it’s fairly easy.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Need a pretty hot grill to do raw dough, though

I read about people with Big Green Eggs doing pizza on them all the time.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Why do those bitches have to be so expensive?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Dunno

If one was gifted to me, I’d love it, but I’m not spending $1500 on a grill when I can get by with a $20 barrel and just have to work a little more on maintaining temps

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Me neither

Just a random guess. I’m pretty sure the big ones are over a grand

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep, and so much better than oven cooked

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

As a huge aside

I’ve cooked pizza on home gas grills, basic charcoal grills and in the mountains on a small portable gas grill. It’s not incredibly easy. I put the dough down straight on the grill, cook one side, flip it, add sauce and toppings, cover and cook. Wait – actually it is pretty easy except for flipping a big piece of half-cooked dough.

Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.

by WyoRanger on Jan 29, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

It makes delicious food,

but damn are they expensive. One of my in-laws has one.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

If you can find a STOK at your local Home Depot they are a great deal.

They even come with a pizza stone. Great grill but they did a horrible job marketing the thing. I picked one up for 50 bucks when they were originally like 300.

by nickbahh on Jan 23, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Like this?

homedepot.digby.com/shops/web/homedepot?cmd=item&itemId=202656790&vendorId=78

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 1:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

They have a couple different models but yeah, thats the charcal tower with built in chimney.

Pretty sure they have all been clearanced out in store though. Mine was 60 bucks but marked down even farther because a wheel was cracked.

by nickbahh on Jan 23, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

thx!

i can poll now if you want me to!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Up to you, mange.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

plus Tacogate worked for us last time to beat Felix with a team of JV walk-ons

I like the juju of starting the season off with something that worked last year

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking a chili cookoff.

Then again, the fans around us may not love that idea for those that use beans in their chili.

by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Do it. Put beans in the chili, and cause mass hysteria.

Guns will be drawn, words will be said, and food will be thrown.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

people will be shot.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Great suggestion.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe mid-season.

Tacos sound too easy to pass up and they’re so damn delicious.

by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

One week earlier is before the season even starts.

You knew that, right?

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll come bearing kolaches.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 AM CST reply actions  

and dressed as bigfoot?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

The thought has crossed my mind.

If that isn’t perfect Knox bait, I don’t know what is.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 AM CST up reply actions  

how many tickets? (or have them already?)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Is everybody sitting together?

I haven’t bought any yet, but I’ve got missle lock on a pair.

What’s the cost?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

thats the plan

waiting to see how many ppl are interested, then going from there

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

kok, I'm in on a ticket

Any news on the wedge, or is that for sure out?

by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 AM CST reply actions  

its out

not gonna happen, unless someone knows someone up high at Budweiser lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

did you see about that new place in CF for tickets maybe?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

That could be fun and neat

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

i think you need like 100 for it

ill ask though, for sure.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Me, plus a friend

And we’ve already discussed a few items to bring to TG. Three items to be exact.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 AM CST reply actions  

And, since you didn't ask

I guess we don’t really need tickets. I bought some a few weeks ago. I’d like to sit with LSBers, but if not, that’s fine.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

If you want to sit with LSBers, I see you having no problem selling the ones you already have on stubhub.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I bought them on stubhub. Heh.

So I won’t actually get them until a few days before I leave for TX. I might try and sell them to someone I know. Or I can eat the cost if LSBers decide to include me in the block.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

i put you on the list

fwiw

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I will be there

Not sure if I will have a guest.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

wooo

w/ or w/o a ticket?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I will require a ticket good sir

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Heh

Maybe…

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

<3

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

YAY!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oh fellas!!!!

During our excursion to Deep Ellum Brewing, while under the influence of some tasty IPA, I struck up a conversation with Whiskey in my Whiskey regarding a Yu Darvish Iranian/Japanese beer to be made for LSBTGIV. I’m a bit excited. Putting recipe together tonight to see how it fits with their system and ingredients available.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 AM CST reply actions  

Your idea intrigues me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Thinking Belgian Dark Strong Ale

Using date sugar and/or figs to represent Iran, and hibiscus flowers to represent Japan.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah yeah yeah

Can we call it Yu Brew?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

YES!!!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

This guy gets it.

He also has a table we can use.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Darvish Delight

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

what was that grantland article you told me about again?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Live Diary of Double Dare

Boom

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

sweet.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, looking forward to this.

I will also bring the 6-tap jockey box so there will be plenty of beer. Not just good beer, but GREAT beer.

We may have the Belgian Wit in rotation at that point.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I can get behind this idea.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Your uncle going to make it down?

I was thinking about this yesterday and hoping I didn’t let it fall through the cracks.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

He and I are actually going to do it...nothing set in stone...he travels a bit, trying to lock down a weekend.

Thx for looking out.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Awesome

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I know we haven't met, in person, but

I love you.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

I got that alot.

(whenever I offer to bring beer)

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Pants...tingly...

brb

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

this is a great guy btw

met him at the DEBC tour (which everyone should go to, its awesome — AND I DONT EVEN DRINK!)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I was jealous that you guys appeared to have a real tour.

I was at the one the week before and it was insanely packed. If there was a tour, I was too busy drinking IPA to notice. I’ll be back again, for sure. DEBC is awesome.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Drew will give a tour for the whole group a few times if it's not too

crowded, but next time you go just find me and I’ll walk you around.

Thanks for coming!!

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

No worries.

Was also excited to see two DEBC taps up at Goodfriend Burgers. That place is my new favorite place in the world.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, awesome place.

I was there Saturday for family lunch. They said they blew through the IPA keg in two days.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I know Keynes said it

But I love you. I love your brewing company. If I get to brew with Drew, I’ll probably end up loving him too. Can’t help Tuesday, but I will have recipe ideas emailed tonight.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

No sweat.

Just email it to me and I’ll have Drew pencil-whip it, he’s pretty awesome at taking ideas and making them into deliciousness.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

If Its Yu's first start, then I'll be at the game

If there’s a tailgate, then I might stop by.

I know all of you have been dying to meet me.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

I need to maintain my aura of mystery.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm not exactly sure what this means

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So you don't want mento come?

Thanks alot, man.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Wear a wig.... So y'all won't recognize me?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ahh

Pressed “n” instead of space

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:49 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Me to*

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I won't know for a while

Last time I went, it was around that time.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

OK, well if you are

Maybe we can meet up. At least to say “hi.” Keep me posted.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll be with my dad most of the time

I’m not sure how he would feel about me meeting up with some lady I met online.

Anyway, I could probably meet you at the practice fields and say hi without him really knowing.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ha ha

Good point. Don’t worry about it.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm essited.

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 AM CST reply actions  

I'm hoppy

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hawpey*

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'll try to make it to the tailgate and game.

But I can’t say for sure now. If I find another job soon, then, yeah, I’ll do my best to be in on it. Otherwise, I’m not sure I can justify going to the game.

by Arson55 on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 AM CST reply actions  

The Tailgate has sprung it's wings...

My boy all growed up.

I’m down like 4 flat tires…don’t know how many plusses yet.

And I vote tacos…cheap and easy (for everyone but Jessie :) )

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

no i

I like cooking. I’m happy to do that.

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Misspelled your name, didn't I?

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

that's ok

My name is sexually ambiguous.

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

So is mine

high five

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Show offs

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Lot B es bueno

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Soft or hard?

I vote hard.

(let the penis jokes come….)

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I prefer my tacos flaccid.

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

^^ this means that I want to be on the list ^^

:(

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yay,.you noticed!

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Bummer

Wanted to make an appearance, but I have class that day…AND it’s my freaking anniversary. So yeah, prob not gonna happen

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 AM CST reply actions  

I'm in for 1 on Saturday

Additionally, if someone comes up with a ticket for Yu’s potential start on Sunday, I’ll take that too.

I come bearing trill.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 AM CST reply actions  

95% sure I will be flying down from Minneapolis

So me plus one more for my brother.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 AM CST reply actions  

We should sit everyone down and discuss atheism.

This would go over well at a tailgate, right?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Well since I am bringing beer from up north

We can just talk about that instead :D

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by TargetField on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Or if it's "heavenly"

I guess those are kind of the same things, though

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I believe in heaven on Earth.

Specifically:
- my beer cold
- my TV loud
- my homosexuals flaming

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

- Yu Darvish in a Rangers uniform

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

What is the old Ben Franklin' quote again about booze and God?

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by TargetField on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I found out that quote is mis-used. His real words:
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

And he goes on to say that God loves turkeys more than eagles

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Me too, Ben

Me too.

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by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Turkeys are delicious

I have no idea what eagle taste like.

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by TargetField on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Would be thanksgiving without them

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Wouldn't*****

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton vs CJ Wilson

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'd be up for that

but I can’t make this one, I have to work.

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by t ball on Jan 24, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Bring homebrew

Or ship to me and I’ll hold it for tailgate

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by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I wonder how much it would cost to ship a keg down there.

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by TargetField on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

5 gallons of liquid is about 43 lbs

Probably a lot

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by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

If it fits, it ships

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by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Low flat rate?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I probably can't check it either cause it is under pressure.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Let me ask some guys

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by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I figured since I get free bags with Delta might as well try.

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by TargetField on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I know this is blasphemy but

ship flat, apply CO2 later.

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by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Would take at least 2 days at maximum pressure to get a corny keg carbed

Also, oxygen…bad mojo

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by TargetField on Jan 23, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Label as

Balsamic Vinegar so as to not raise suspicions.

If you mail it, that is.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll be there with a few folks, but we won't need tickets.

What’s the set up like? Is there a grassy, island area a la Lot D? I’m sure we’ll get to this with another “supplies” post, but will we need canopies?

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by TheJeezus on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 AM CST reply actions  

It's more of a median instead of an island

Worked well last year. Plus, we can get people into lot B really early to set up

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, more canopies the better.

We had a little strip of grass last time… the island would be max best.

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

The island gives better tree coverage and more spread-out space for mingling

But being able to get into B early and f*r*e*e is awesome.

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by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Free is key

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

yep, it was shockingly easy

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Lot B, yes.

Reserving (& paying) for parking spots is an unnecessary asswhip.

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

John & Tony?

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Probably.

Haven’t really talked to them about it, but I would guess they’ll be down.

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by TheJeezus on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

the ppl next to us had one, and i think we had a couple at TGIII

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

sexy beasts on the bottom there

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by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 1:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Will have to be a definate maybe...

FUCK.. SCHOOL AND RESEARCH HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE!!!

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 AM CST reply actions  

I AM PUTTING YOU DOWN

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

also, bring a prototype of our velcro hat.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Protoype... I can do that...

getting the time off…. MAYBE…

Looks like I am also going to present in SF in the fall… the hits keep coming..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I'll be there with my wife.

Just confirming the dates with her.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 AM CST reply actions  

tickets?

need them?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Not sure yet.

Where are you buying?

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

not sure yet

need to get a headcount first

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Semirelated but not really related

But where are we merry #Starsgaters meeting up tomorree?

I gots me some homebrew blonde ale to give out.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 AM CST reply actions  

Haven't bought a ticket for tomorrow's game but I wanna go.

Mainly for the bobblehead.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

our game is Feb 24.

does this mean we won’t see you then?

by jls4Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Hrm. Looks like I'll have to buy tickets for that one, too.

No bigs.

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by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Nopearino

Tix bought, ignore tweet.

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by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

i say we do finger foods.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 AM CST reply actions  

Does anyone know how to make buffalo chicken dip?

I would be there all day if we had some of that

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

"Yes", you can make it

Or “yes” you are making it?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes, I can make it

I’ll have to check with my friend about making it for TG. I’ll be using her kitchen.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

The best way to get me there

Would be to make that :)

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

We shall see

Are you sure you trust some lady from the internet?

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha

If I come, it will be with my cousin, who is an LSB user so that shouldn’t be a problem.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

love 'em

Everyone brings little delectables and shares.

Suggestions:

Jalp poppers, mad chips and dips, little tasty sandwiches, deviled eggs, potato skins, sliders, muffins, cookies, fruit arrangements, sausage balls, pigs n a blanket, kebobs, quesadillas, chicken wangs, sushi rolls, wontons, spring rolls/egg rolls, mini tarts, grilled shrimp

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Queso, guacamole

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I can stop at el fenix and get tons of chips (great chips)

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I like their salsa

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

My friend and I were planning to make

pierogies and tex mex egg rolls. As well as some brownies.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm making bourbon-bacon brownies

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Affirmative.

I’m not telling you not to bring brownies, because we’ll eat the fuck out of all the brownies

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I love a variety of confections.

All brownies are welcome. (See how equal-opportunity snackers we are?)

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Woo!

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmm

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm on my honeymoon so can't do too much planning

But my wife and I would love to go this year. I’ll also love to do some cooking again. Perhaps those garlic potatoes again.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Sweet!

The more ladies the merrier… my wife is glad to have same-sex companionship.

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Someone else for jls and Mrs. Keynes to make out with!

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

She abstained from the kissing last time.

But who knows? She’ll be more comfortable around everyone this time…

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

They started it.

But it’s a pretty much same-sex makeout orgy the whole time anyway so.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh

I figured this was some kind of married women thing that I couldn’t be a part of.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

There's pretty much no rules.

Punch people in the dick, kiss people, hug people, use sexual epithets, piss on your own car…

… just don’t huck beer cans at people and you’re good.

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by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh, I so dick-punched TDT last year

That was after the full running tackle too.

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of

We haven’t seen TDT weigh in yet.

TDT is a must!

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

he showed up last time

pounded a 4 loko, talked to a bike cop for 10 min and left.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

well this was pre-engagement

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

i'll fucking be there

wife and everything

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Goood, goood...

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by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Micah and I were trying to see about touring DEBC

You know if there are any Friday slots that they do at all?

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'll be free all day Friday

The friend I’m staying with will be working that day, but I’d like to celebrate Opening Day anyway :)

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, we won't have a

formal tour, meaning there won’t be a band/food trucks and a bunch of random drunk people wandering around (paging Witt), but I can open the doors for some LSBers.

Usually Friday afternoons turn into an internal party down there anyway, because we can, and there’s like 8 taps on the wall. You just pull the lever and beer comes out. Honestly, I’ve seen it. It’s awesome.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I WAS NOT WANDERING

Drew offered me a handful of cherry smoked malt and I couldn’t turn him down

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Woo!

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

=D

.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

how many tickets?

are you needing GB?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Solamente uno.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

He is actually super white

Like duper.

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 1:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I concentrate my melanin in my pants.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

underrated

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by t ball on Jan 24, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

did you need tickets?

dont remember if we talked about it sat

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

no no thats right

nm

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Got married on Saturday

It was a surprise wedding.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sneaky bugger...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Well congrats buddy!!

I swear it seems like you two just got together…I don’t know how I remember that, haha. (Assuming it’s the same girl)

by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Yup, same girl I came to LSB for advice about....

It’s been just over a year.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Basically.

I put up a long post last week about it.

This has been the most amazing weekend of my life.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Feats bub!

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 1:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

*grats

Damn phone.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Congratulations, dude!

A little upset I wasn’t invited but, given that we’ve only met once, I guess I will let it slide.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh Yeh.....

I do want to get 2 tickets. So, put me on that list and let me know whom to pay and when.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

2 tickets?

woooooooooooooooo

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes sir, two please.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

awesome.

does the wife know about LSB/the story part of it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Sure does...

She’s excited about it.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

dangerous!

looking forward to meeting her

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

nice

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I have 3 tables + a canopy.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

...and the fastest damn grill hand this side uh the Mississipp

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by TheJeezus on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a canopy and am willing to bring the big grill again.

As well as chairs, coolers, etc. Rodney has that folding table I brought to the last one, so maybe he can bring it again.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

My work friend has it

Although he was fired last month :/

I will text him and see if he wants to attend.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oops.

Well, maybe he needs the table more than us…

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah, he just went back to selling cars

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 1:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

did you need 1 or 2 tix?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Put me down for 2, Utah....2.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 11:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You gonna show up BT?

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 1:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

iknowright?

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

a sugary one at that

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude, I work in a church

and that’s Easter weekend, hello.

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 24, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man I didn't know that.

I’ve always wondered why you couldn’t come to these things.

by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I work a lot of Saturdays

I have the Monday after Easter off, the Sunday game would actually be better for me, though I couldn’t get there until gametime.

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 24, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Sometimes. Isn't he he one that kept stressing the importance of a port-O-john?

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think that was him

Maybe it was Ghettobear?

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Jan 26, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

bear just needs a nice grassy area

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by Mike E on Jan 26, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, it was definitely GB Francis.

Sure about it now.

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Jan 26, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Hah.

No, not me BT “John” WooWoo

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

BTPortaJohnWooWoo

Yeah, I remember who was concerned about it.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 30, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't mean that, sweetie.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

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by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

got another canaopy and some other assorted tailgate stuff

with you being in Denton, even if I can’t make it, you are more than welcome to use it… just my UNT tailgate stuff

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 23, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool...but, you have ample time to make it happen!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Put me down as one ticket.

I have a friend who I believe is coming in that weekend for at least one of the games so I’ll ask if she wants to join us.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 AM CST reply actions  

Oh and I'll come bearing a baseball to replace whomever's baseball I lost last time.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 AM CST reply actions  

Think that was OC's

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

OCs

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you seen my baseball?

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

you people

are making me HUNGRY

by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Chili Cookoff?

I want there to be two sides loudly yelling mild profanities at each other.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 AM CST reply actions  

Only mild?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, I'm hoping Josey doesn't show up, so...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm all for it.

KOK, you should add this as an option for the food voting poll when you do it.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

possible options:

Taco gate
Chili cookoff gate
Everyone brings meat and finger foods and shares gate
BBQ gate
pizza gate
simple burger/dog gate

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I think the biggest issue would be cook space for everyone.

Best way around that would be to cook, transport, then reheat on site.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

crockpots?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Power outlets needed. Of course, that would be fixed with a generator.

I was thinking more camping stoves.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Me, too.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Turkey fryers

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

ill put it at the top

in a sec

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Beans vs. No Beans

All of our lives we have been preparing for this

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

absolutely!!

Me – “FUCK YOUR BEANS IN THE FACE!!”

Them – “I DON’T WANT MEAT STEW!!”

- sigh -

by b.pate on Jan 23, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

The wife and I will be there on Saturday

Kok: If you end up getting tickets, I would be glad to Paypal you some money as soon as you need it.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 AM CST reply actions  

2 tix for SP!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

My wife and I will be there, so we will need 2 tickets, please.

I brought sodas for the last 2 tailgates, but no one touched them. Should I bring any this time?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 AM CST reply actions  

bring orange soda

we can make mass stuart freemans for everyone!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Liiiiike....

this?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Anybody had Fanta Zero??

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd like sodas

if there was more liquor drinking going on. Which, thinking about it, is probably a good thing that there’s not.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

This is true.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 23, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Bring some

I’m probably not going to drink much.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

You are not coming to an LSB tailgate and entering the stadium sober.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

If it needs to be...

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I will be making a conscious effort not to overdo it

It’s best for all, really. Mostly for me.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

no no no

I don’t usually drink much, had to hold up Witt in the stadium because we sat right in front of the railing. This year, we aren’t. So I’m drinking. and if I’m drinking, you and Mrs Keynes and Mrs Jam and Mrs crazy (who all I’ve met and are awesome!!) and the other Mrs and ladies will drink too.

Notice I didn’t mention Moe. She showed me how to drink and sleep on curbs last time :)

by jls4Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

oof.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope to not pass out out in the open again.

I just need to remember to eat. That’s usually my downfall.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Drunk Long Toss.

That should be a sport.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife will be exempt from the drinking, but only because she is pregnant.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

^^ ONLY ACCEPTABLE REASON ^^

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryin, I think I subconsciously ripped your arrows off.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

What about allergies.

You know someone this weekend said they were allergic to cigarette smoke.

Is this possible?

by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure.

My mom sneezes like crazy if she gets around cigerette smoke.

Lots of people get all blotchy and red when they drink alcohol or certain types of alcohol… GB, could this be considered an allergy?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's just say yes,

the answer is a bit more complicated than that.

And parents smoking has lead to many encounters of me wanting to punch people in clinic because they want their kids to get the full allergy test due to find out what their 3 year old could possibly be allergic to…=|

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

You seriously want your 3 year old child,

who’s already dealing with all the drainage and sinus pain that comes from being allergic to something, to get poked that many times WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT THE PROBLEM IS!?!

Ugh. Kills me.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

My parents smoked with the damn windows up when I was a kid

I turned out ok.

Those kids need a prescription for some suck it up pills.

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Jan 23, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

They're trying to suck it up

but they start coughing midway through.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, then ...

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks...

I posted it in a couple of OTs as an aside, but haven’t made a full-blown announcement yet. We go in today for the last big scary screening before we are out of the first trimester and can confirm nothing major is wrong.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You think this is an excuse?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

In Russia, birth defects you!

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, I hear you.

My mom refused to even be in the room with my dad during most of her pregnancy. He smoked like a chimney back in the day, and we lived in an efficiency apartment.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife is thinking about coming

but as close as Opening Weekend is to Go Time its probably not likely.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I really need to be on my best behavior

Drinking will not help me accomplish this.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Seconded

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

What is this?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a horrible idea.

You don’t know what i’m capable of doing/saying when I’ve had too much.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

You realize who you're talking to, right?

[in a collective sense]

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Pfft

And fortunately only one person on here has had to endure drunk texts.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Ain't no thang.

Get your wild on. We don’t care. You can’t do worse than TDT, Witts, Rodney, Ryin, or I have done.

I FELL ON A BAG!

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol.....WHA?

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 2:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm seconding his booing.

I s’pose I could have just boo’d as well, but that doesn’t seem to be as communal.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

:)

darn, it won’t let me post with just a happy face. meanies

by jls4Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I just put a period in the comment box.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

drinking helps me accomplish my best behavior

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I replied above too

Sorry I missed this but our game is Feb 24. Needed a weekend game. Are you going to be there then?

by jls4Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

1 tickets, please. unless this game is in my 10-game plan thing

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 AM CST reply actions  

I emailed someone about purchasing a 10-game plan. Haven't heard back.

LDHFLSJKDNFLSJDNF

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

No, I'm buying two seats.

Was supposed to finalize the sale today but the dude didn’t answer when i called him back.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

TNT and I have plan F sect 332 (I think)

The more the merrier around us! I’m going to steal a snow monkey from a kid on July 1st.

by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Steal one for me, por favor.

I’m getting Plan D.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

refresh page for poll options

also, a reminder to rec it up

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 AM CST reply actions  

264 comments already

wow.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions  

We are all ready for some baseball.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Jan 23, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

And some tailgate food.

I wish I could change my vote from Tacogate II to the finger-food buffet.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

KOK, let's do a runoff next time

between these two options.

I’m perfectly happy with either, btw.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Unless Tacogate runs away with it

which would be fine

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I am interested. mark me down

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

for a ticket?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for doing this KOK

let us know when you’re ready to buy tickets and I’ll paypal you money.

by jls4Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

got it!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

got it!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

btw, I'm in +1

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 23, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

got it!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

lets just get a suite...

or group tickets in a decent section…

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

i dont want to sit up in section 4000 like last year..

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Which is why I went and found better seats a few innings in

by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

From the looks of it that might be possible.

Although I bet everyone would have to chip in at least $100 a piece.

by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

for a suite?

yeah no.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah no...

that it would cost $100 a piece or just getting one in general?

by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

that it would cost $100 a piece

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe we can get lower level tickets for around 25?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be very difficult to get together.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

LSB Gone Wild

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Pre-empting Match's "I'm not a mod"

He’s not a mod.

Ryin’s barely a mod.

has goET indicated he’d come to this?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Wherever we are

Maybe Jim Knox will come interview us.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

With my white board, how could he not?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

With the cork?

I must remember to bring my white board for you to use. has more surface area on which you can write non-sensical things.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

That's under my desk, and will be retired.

But if you remember to bring it, I’ll be happy to meme it up.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

i have one thats probably 2' by 3'

im tempted to bring it.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm

actually more like 3×5 i think

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a large board.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah need to see that

ill check on suite costs, really on anywhere cost, and return w/ options

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Suites start at like $3,500

From what I saw.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

you need 1 ticket?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That day will be a "marquee game"

The pricing for group seats is here.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Lexus Club Terrace group seats for this marquee game go for $25 a pop.

That’s pretty reasonable for good seats.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

This I can get behind.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I could do that.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

In

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd imagine these will go pretty quick for the second game of the season, however.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Lower reserved (L&R field bleechers) are the next step up in price if we can't get Lexus Terrace

They are $31 a piece. This affords a larger area, so it might be easier to get group tix.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Help us, KOK

You’re our only hope.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Really, though

A TV and a all-fucking-day tailgate wouldn’t be the worst of things.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

TV and satellite was awesome

not as much room in our current locale, though

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Hrm. True.

That’s log-issss-tics.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, we could move back towards the shitter

There’s that whole stretch of land there, tree cover and all.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I was already drunk and had made a couple trips to that Port-o-Potty before I saw that large area just to the south of us.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Agree.

Who was responsible for the awesome setup at TG1?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryin?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

My TV, don't remember who brought the disyh

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Section339

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

GET A CHAT ROOM

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Right

But he said it was a PITA. Also, he will be at the game working, right?

(does he still have that gig)

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, instead of tossing everything back in in a rush to get to the game, and in the heat

Peeps can leisurely pack up.

Hell, I might go in for a two-for deal if you can reenter with just a ticket, just swap out after a few innings.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I can haz TV if satellite is brought

And Wits car is a giant battery, so…

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 2:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Damn right it is

Let’s mod that shit

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Outlets on a car???

Well I never…

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I simply do not possess the drive or skills to coordinate such an effort.

I cook.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

And damnit if I don't eat it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

i could go for this

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The LCT is an awesome place to sit. Wider seats and aisles than the lower or upper decks.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

Did not know that.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a scientific study, but based on my experience moving around during games, the entire second level has the most comfortable seats.

I’m a big guy, so I notice.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

See, when I win the lottery I don't play,

that’s the first thing I do. Buy season tickets in the section right in front of the press box. That would be my ideal place to sit ever

by jls4Rangers on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT MY COMMERCIAL BREWERY

YOU PROMISED….

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Second thing.

Priorities.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

She said ticketS.

She’s looking out for you, bro.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

You could hold up signs

and send messages to them.

“NO EG, YOU DON’T NEED ANOTHER HOT DOG”

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

i still like

“EG ; DR”

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!!!

I think I coined this one also :)

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Then he stole it from me

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Werd.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

vote in the poll!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

Tacogate

Don’t fuck with what works….or my consumption of delicious tablitas!

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, this.

Heh, I work with two Spanish speakers and they say I am more Mexican than them, haha. I eat Mexican something almost every day.

BTW, Fiesta on Coit & Spring Valley has greeeeeaaaaattttt barbacoa tacos, only $0.99 each.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

this is not far form RF's house.

i will be visiting.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Do not get the pork it is very gross, also, ask for corn tacos and they grill them

Also, call me, we can meet up there and gorge. I work at Coit & 75.

Shit, new job is Tollway/Bush…drat.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

how is the new job?

(really)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I start the 1st, dunno yet

Taking 5 from my current shop that I will get an override on :)

management=free money in my world

Heck, I already fill the position at my current job, may as well get paid for it.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

oh wow

didnt realize you were taking guys w/ you. gotta be nice to go into a new job and have ppl you can count on/believe in/know do good work

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yes, very true.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

It's actually El Rancho KoK.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 26, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

can it, gringo

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 1:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Barbacoa Taco Cabana right now dog.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

On LSB day

TNT should sing the National Anthem and AJM (or GoET) should throw out the first pitch.

/not reality but fun to think about

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 PM CST reply actions  

got it!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

IANF has expressed interest in running in the Texas Legends race with RF

I’m sure we can find two more runners.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 23, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

DUDE

im in.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think they allow that

For liability reasons. But add it to the fantasy outing I’ve created. Why not?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ask Chuck Morgan

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 27, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

who is TNT?

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

TideNtexas

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 AM CST up reply actions  

he sings?

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

got it!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

YAY!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

trying to figure out if i want to order a red trill shirt to wear to the

tailgate.

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 3:54 PM CST reply actions  

You're not helping your argument of "No, I don't look like Max."

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

do people really think i look like him?

because i am many things, but i dont weigh like 110 pounds like max

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think you look like Max.

And this is not a slight to either of you.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

i just dont see it

at all.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you look like a bigger version of max.

You’re Athleti-Max

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Max-to-the-Max

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Max Power

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Max Pad

…oh wait…

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to go eat my feelings now.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Bigger isn't always better.

In this particular case it is… but you it isn’t always.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, I'll just motivate to get in shape for the tailgate.

I’ll show up 6’1, 225, but jacked like a linebacker.*

*this probably won’t happen

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

*but it might

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

If Ron Paul gets the nom, he'll make anything possible!

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

You suck

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Libretarians are all about steroids and hgh aren't they?

Also that is mean and ouch it hurt my feelings.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Libretarian

Is that someone who supports free market libraries?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Libraries are the original copyright violators!

/Lamar Smith, once his employers figure out it’s not wise to screw with the internet

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 24, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

lol Lamar Smith

what a flaccid human being.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 25, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently some people on this board this you do.

I do not.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

see i dont either

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

i know!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 7:21 AM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHA!!!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

You won't be able to, because I'm already ordering it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

then we really will look alike at the tailgate.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

We're gonna throw down.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

just because of this comment i am ordering that shirt right now.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK!!!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Clean!!!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha...fuck no.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

OH HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I got my baseball tattoo last time I was in Texas for Opening Day

But I don’t need to continue that tradition.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

One of your worse ideas...

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet you would still get one.

I foresee you getting a Roadrunner or Tasmanian Devil on your ankle.

by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Tramp stamp.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I would love to come in for this but

Game times don’t work very well. Afternoon game on Friday makes it too hard to get there in time for game 1. Night game on Sunday means I couldn’t fly out after the game. It would be a very expensive trip for just one game.

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 23, 2012 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

That was my plan

But then I looked at game times. I can’t get there in time for the Friday afternoon game and the Sunday game is so late I’d need to stay over Sunday night and leave Monday. That requires an extra hotel night and a PTO day.

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 23, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

this right here.....

I don’t understand the folks who can’t get a very foreseen day off from work/school/anniversary/hall pass/some other excuse to avoid showing their face despite always promising they’ll definitely be there next time but we know they won’t/ etc…..

They just don’t want it enough (which is fine)……or hate having a good time.

(I’m not specifically talking about someone who has to fly in from thousands of miles away.)

- sigh -

by b.pate on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

Does anyone play cornhole?

Stupid name, really fun game.

I may try to see if I can grab some boards if anyone thinks they would play.

by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

I once had a cat named Cornhole

Good, smart cat. She was a little too free w/ her paws, though. Used to whip the shit out of all the other neighborhood cats. They’d underestimate her, cuz she was a little paunchy, but Cornhole could bring it. She didn’t take no jibber-jabber, her.

Had to give her up, eventually.

Miss you, Cornhole.

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

And yes, I play

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

The game with the hackeysack thing, or anal sex?

Because I’m interested in one of the two…

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You suck x 2

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

That is really mean and really hurt my feelings.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

sowwy x 2

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

< akward bro hug that turns into akwardly long real hug

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

schwing

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Denied

Better luck next time!

by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

got it.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 7:13 AM CST up reply actions  

20 or so ounces of 6 cheese lasagna and a nice whiskey & sprite

Time to groove on the Mavs post-game and sleepytime.

/damnifeeluselesswhenimisswork

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM CST reply actions  

6 cheese lasagna?

recipe please!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 7:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Frozen Box

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Alright

Both of my recipes passed the eye test at DEBC. But Whiskey pointed out that the hibiscus flowers and date sugar (our Japananese/Iranian influences) would also go well in a Saison. So I come to you LSB, to help us decide on one (or maybe two) beers to brew in honor of Yu. First, the three styles with a brief description:

Belgian Strong Dark Ale

Description:
On the same path as the Belgian Dark Ale but obviously higher in alcohol with more of an all around character. The alcohol character can be deceivingly hidden or can be very bold and in your face. Look for lots of complexity within a delicate palate. Hop and malt character can vary, most are fruity and may have mild dark malt flavors. Phenols will range from minimal to high and most will be light on the hops. All in all most are spicy and alcoholic.

Average alcohol by volume (abv) range: 7.0-15.0%

Example: Chimay Grande Reserve (Blue)
Tripel

Description:
The name “Tripel” actually stems from part of the brewing process, in which brewers use up to three times the amount of malt than a standard Trappist “Simple.” Traditionally, Tripels are bright yellow to gold in color, which is a shade or two darker than the average Pilsener. Head should be big, dense and creamy. Aroma and flavor runs along complex, spicy phenolic, powdery yeast, fruity/estery with a sweet finish. Sweetness comes from both the pale malts and the higher alcohol. Bitterness is up there for a beer with such a light body for its strength, but at times is barely perceived amongst the even balance of malts and hops. The lighter body comes from the use of Belgian candy sugar (up to 25% sucrose), which not only lightens the body, but also adds complex alcoholic aromas and flavors. Small amounts of spices are sometimes added as well.

Tripels are actually notoriously alcoholic, yet the best crafted ones hide this character quite evil-like and deceivingly, making them sipping beers.

Average alcohol by volume (abv) range: 8.0-12.0%

Example: Victory Golden Monkey or Chimay White
Saison / Farmhouse Ale

Description:
Saisons are sturdy farmhouse ale that was traditionally brewed in the winter, to be consumed throughout the summer months. Not so long ago it was close to being an endangered style, but over recent years there’s been a massive revival; especially in the US.

This is a very complex style; many are very fruity in the aroma and flavor. Look for earthy yeast tones, mild to moderate tartness. Lots of spice and with a medium bitterness. They tend to be semi-dry with many only having touch of sweetness.

Average alcohol by volume (abv) range: 5.0-8.0%

Example: Saison Dupont

My argument for Saison: It’s a lighter ABV beer. Might be better for an extended tailgate.

Argument for the Belgian Dark Strong: It’s my pride and joy recipe. I’ll bring bottles of my first to the tailgate to side-by-side

Argument for the Tripel: I made one and blackened it with just a touch of roast malt. I affectionately named it “The Panty-Dropper”

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 AM CST reply actions  

Dude, I don't even know.

That’s all pretty awesome.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Talks are ongoing

There’s also a hop called Soriachi Ace that may be in the mix

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

We just went over methods of making strong ales in my homebrew club this weekend

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 24, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Given the description of how you want to go with Yu blend, I feel like Saison fits the profile the best

Is there enough time to get a BDS fully brewed and conditioned before April?

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 24, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Belgian yeasts are beasts

Brew early February. Two weeks in primary, one month of conditioning. kegs first part of April. Should be ok

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Also

How can you work the number 11 into the deal? GO with the Tripel and work it to 11% ABV maybe?

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

x

beltreohshit.gif

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Yu

is a unique character with more pitches than Nick Masset. The complexity of the Saison sounds like a good match. To be consumed in the summer months, it just fits.

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 24, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I haven't even read it all yet but I wanted to stop and tell you that I love you.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I can picture you salivating at your monitor as you scroll

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok.

I think I’d prefer the Belgian Dark Strong if I were just picking out one at the store, but your point about an extended tailgate makes me have second thoughts. I’d still lean BDS, though, I think.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Dark belgian beers aren't heavy

In fact, several ‘dark’ beers are lighter in body than ‘lighter’ beers. Gotta look past the color, man…

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Shiner Black

Also, any of the new Black IPA’s hitting the market. (Stone’s Sublimely Self Righteous Ale is a great example) Sure they’re IPA’s so they’ll be hoppy, but I think they work nicely during the summer.

If you can find any German Altbiers, they’re lighter body but tend to be darker.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Stone's is the beer I have been picturing this whole time.

One of my favorite beers, especially in the not awfully expensive category.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

/morningthread

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 24, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Tripel..now.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

It's happening.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 26, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Time for my triumphant return. With the misses this time.

Irish +1

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

so 2 tickets?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

cici, pedro.

I’ll be phoning you here in a bit. If you get a 682 call, just assume it’s me.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

you have my #?

NotSureIfSerious.jpg

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

couldnt answer, work thing still

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Chili cookoff and BBQ have done really well.

I smell a theme for a (hopeful) Playoff TG

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

Chili cook-off would be a blast

But a proper pot of chili for me takes at least 4 hours. Gotta have those bold flavors mingle, you guys

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep,

we would have to have judges.

One that likes beans, one that doesn’t and one that couldn’t careless.

(I could be the one that couldn’t careless)

by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

But then we'd have to change the name

from Chili Cook-off to something else….

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't have same ring to it

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

You know

Because I love freedom and reason and America, I’m a charter member of team #no beans.

That said, if I told you the idea of 50 LSBers sitting together in the same section after a day full of cocktails and cramming plates of beans down our throats didn’t have a certain appeal, well…let’s just say that claim wouldn’t pass the smell test.

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Jan 24, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I could also be that one.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

yuppp

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

so i guess i should come to this with my wife?

sure, what the fuck could possibly go wrong?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

ORLY?

want me to put you down for tickets?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we should have an epic showdown of DRINK between TDT and TDTW

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

me x2

i agreed to buy FP a ticket if he drove me to and from the game

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

damnit

i would have done that lol thought i replied to your text a while back

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 AM CST up reply actions  

35 already? And that's just who needs tickets...

This is going to be a party.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 AM CST reply actions  

I have 2 livers

/r.pendola

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice memory

:)

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 26, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

On it...

Oh, that was a joke. Right…let’s just move on.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey

It’s a party It’s a party It’s a parTAY

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

So I might come

x2

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM CST reply actions  

is this a yes, add to list or a maybe

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe x2

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

ok im not putting you on the list until we know lol

i dont want to have to eat 2 tickets! lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

You won't eat them

They’ll be tough tickets to come by. You’ll find someone

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

okkkkk

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I will pay you regardless

Just secure me two tickets. If I can’t make it, and you can’t re-sell, you’re paid. If I can’t make it, and you do re-sell, then throw me the cash back. No worries.

Just secure me two

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

done

and added to the list

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Danke

Remind me like two weeks before so I don’t go to Brazil or something stupid

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

Benji…

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

It is a legitimate concern.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Fucking elitist.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

That is my dream place to go to

But my friends are just certain that I will never be heard from again, heh.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 26, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

there will be fanposts

but ill do that too haha

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

better call the ticket lady and see if this is even possible

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM CST reply actions  

seriously, bro.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

giving people until tomorrow

can be in multiple areas

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

when do you need to know for tickets?

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

ASAP = best

calling this week

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

gotcha.....will advise. What price range are we talking about?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

25 = ticket on lexus club level (if we can get one)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks brosef will advise today.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

kk thx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on anything but taco! heh

Will you take into consideration that a larger percentage actually don’t want taco’s… eh.. I’m down for bbq on THAT day. Pizza is yummy but doesn’t seem right for something like this.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM CST reply actions  

were not cooking ground beef here, son.

fajita tacos.

if you dont want it, bring your own pizza/something else to cook.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll never show up

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

i know

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't realize this was for Rangers

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM CST reply actions  

Yes you did.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

nah I kept hearing about tailgate this tailgate that

I thought it was for some mavs game

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously? what blog is this ?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

There was always Mavs talk near by.

And they’ve had a hockey get together before that was organized here

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

ITS NOT FOR THE RANGERS IT IS FOR THE OTHER TEAM THAT THIS WEBSITE IS ABOUT

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Baylor

heH

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Mike E and I are planning on coming as a bro couple.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

THERE WILL BE NO MORE TAILGATES

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

You two can have my tix

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

knew you were gay

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Hi fucker!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

lol..

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK - I'M IN FOR 2 TICKETS

the wife gave me the ok….just let me know when I would have to pay you.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

kk

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

word..i'm excited abuot meeting all you bitches

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

its gonna bea wesome

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

agreeed

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

.......

…….

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he meant the "Royal"

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

At the DMV.

There’s a tall skinny ginger dude. Wild neck beard with some gray, balding mullet, thick huge glasses, a Dwight Howard jersey over a gray polo, and a utility belt outside the jersey.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I believe this is a 'hip ster'

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Mark me down for 2 tix.

Let me know where and when to paypal you the funds.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

next fanpost

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 7:21 AM CST up reply actions  

KoK

put me down for two tickets, I don’t want to pilfer Witt’s stash.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 26, 2012 8:55 AM CST reply actions  

If I get to brew on your system with your ingriedients

I’m buying your tickets sir. Don’t argue with the law.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

TICKET UPDATE

there are 40 tickets available for 4/7 – in both lexus club terrace (LF and RF) and in Upper Reserved.

you can see the areas at the bottom of the page here

Lexus Club Terrace tickets are going to be 25 / seat
Upper Reserved tickets are going to be 14 / seat

let me know where most people are willing to sit (can i close the poll above?) and we can go from there.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

LEXUS CLUB

dat cuervo club access

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

lexus club has cuervo club access?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

oooh. i know lexus club does.

not sure about lexus club terrace…

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

not sure.

i can find out

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Gimme Lexus Club Terrace Please!!!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 26, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

vote in the poll!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

100% just by my vote, homey

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 26, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

lexus club

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

vote!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

added you to the list

vote in the poll!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

lexus club

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 26, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

vote

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Lexus Club is fine

but I’m not going to complain as long as I am in the stadium.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

vote!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

RF, please

So help me, if I get stuck by River Fenix because I put RF, I will cut somebody!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Screw you, hippie!

You should be so god damn lucky to get to sit next to me.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Suck it, RF

Scoop tried stealing my wife last time, there’s no way I’m letting you anywhere near her!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Lexus Club

Irish +1

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 26, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

vote!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

LEXUS CLUB AND I CALL DIBS!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 26, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Club for me if available

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 26, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Those the only two places with 40 seats together?

No Wedge? Sorry if I’m late to the party.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 26, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Wedge is no longer available to the general public.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 26, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Bollocks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 26, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently The Wedge was bought up by a corporate sponsor this season

and will not be sold to the general public.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 26, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Good for the Rangers

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 26, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I blame Wedge Fest.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 26, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

wedge

was bought by budweiser this year….

by Ranger miker on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

no wedge

its gone.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

PS-Dibs one 1 ticket.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

you are on the list!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I voted Lexus club

but I can’t pay you until Tuesday. Is that gonna be a problem? Will the tickets be all gone then? If so, I’ll just buy my own seats when I can, I spoze.

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by jam0152 on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

^^ Reply to KOK ^^

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by jam0152 on Jan 26, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm in the same boat....

except I wouldn’t be able to pay until NEXT Friday….

Totally understand if not doable….I can just buy a single down the road and sit next to some family of 8.

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by Ryin A on Jan 26, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

just don't worry about it, don't want to make things difficult.

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by Ryin A on Jan 26, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryno you must sit with us because you are one of us.

ONE OF US.

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by drummermoe on Jan 26, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

ill cover you.. bring me 25 to the 'gate

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

too late, douche

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Jan 26, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

check your email

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

i think i have your email

check it in a sec

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

okay so how do we know how much to send you?

are we waiting to see where you decide to buy or do we pay based on how we vote?

by jls4Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

I just sent $25.

If we end up in upper reserved (and based on the poll, it’s not looking like that’ll happen), I’ll just make him buy me beer and/or food to make up for the $9.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 26, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

okay thanks moe

i’ll get some money from Witt tonight and send it over.

by jls4Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

right now its 14-0 for lexus

so yeah, lexus.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK just put me down for one.

Not going to bother ask my friend. Rather another LSBer get the ticket since it’s limited to 40.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

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by drummermoe on Jan 26, 2012 4:11 PM CST reply actions  

not def limited to 40

just know there are 40 together

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah ok then.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

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by drummermoe on Jan 26, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Woah

17 votes, 100% Lexus Club. Never seen that before.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

Hive Mind.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 26, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Lexus Terrace, RF.

Put me down for 5. :)

(do not care if you can’t get them with the rest of the 40)

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by Mike E on Jan 26, 2012 5:59 PM CST reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You know he's coming to murder us all, right?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 26, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

So are you going with tacos?

I realize it ‘won’ but bbq was a strong second and the other options caused split votes. Have a head-to-head?? Or just go with tacos??

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by Mike E on Jan 26, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

LIKE!

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Jan 26, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody is forcing you to bring tacos. Bring whatever you want.

I’m driving up from Austin so I’ll be useless for providing anything to cook, but I’ll be bringing kolaches (definitely not a taco) as per custom.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

x

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

From Czech Stop?

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"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

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by drummermoe on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’ll mostly get sausage/cheese, but I’m open to requests.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Can you get me strawberry/cream cheese and cherry/cream cheese, one of each?

I would ask for more so I could take them home with me, but they would probably go bad by the end of the game.

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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Remind me closer to the game, and I'll be happy to hook you up.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I would also like to have some delivered, if possible.

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by Maximilian on Jan 27, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

No problem.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 29, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I dind't realize they made those.

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by Mike E on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

didn't

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by Mike E on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU CONFUSE ME MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS WEBSITE.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 29, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

What? I've never had those before. They sound interesting..

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm willing to do a runoff

if it would make Mike E happy

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by jam0152 on Jan 27, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

which one is easier to cook?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Tacos probably

But if people wanted to smoke some meat beforehand and bring it, that would also be fairly straightforward.

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by jam0152 on Jan 27, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

i think tacos is the best thing to stick with

like you said, if others want to bring other stuff…nothing at all stopping them.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Let's just stop calling them tacos

I dont put tablitas in tortillas. I put them in my mouf

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 27, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Brisket tacos is an option as well.

Covers both bases.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

if i lived in dallas i would offer to smoke the night before and bring it.

sadly, i dont.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

IM LOOKING AT YOU LILE

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Brisket showdown!

I’ll have my UDS up and running by then too.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 27, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Put me down for 3

Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.

by WyoRanger on Jan 26, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

cool!

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by Mike E on Jan 26, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

ok sir

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

$50 sent

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by crazy86er on Jan 27, 2012 6:42 AM CST reply actions  

certainly!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

just one?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

sure, added to list

wanted to make sure i had my count up to date/correct!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

got it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

$100 sent

just remember it’s a different name. Thank you for organizing us!

by jls4Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 8:39 AM CST reply actions  

also if anyone has a question, feel free to email me at the address in the original post.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:43 AM CST reply actions  

I can't see the poll on the app....

where did we decide to sit and what sort of food are we going with?

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:13 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

right now its 22-0 for lexus

and i think we are doing taco gate II

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

But there will be fire available for other foods

And beer. Glorious, cold, alcoholic beer

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 27, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

yesssss

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Fire?

Like caveman style?

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by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuck yeah

Salt, pepper, meat, warmed, eat. MMM

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I admit, I'm really really curious about these tablitas you keep drooling over

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by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

It's really been built up a lot.

I’m almost nervous now.

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by jam0152 on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

You can't fuck em up jam

Like you said, cook em quick or slow, they turn out great. It’s all on the meat market to marinate them properly.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 27, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

You're right.

The trick is buying enough. I said ten pounds (which is twice as much as last year), but now I’m starting to wonder if that’ll even be enough…

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by jam0152 on Jan 27, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

$25 worth of Monies sent.....

40 of us all together in one section is gonna be fucking crazy!!

- sigh -

by b.pate on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 AM CST reply actions  

Mmmhmmm

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by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

IF WE DON'T GET A KNOX INTERVIEW WITH THIS WE NEVER WILL

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by jam0152 on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

KOK - I'm paying Tuesday Brosef

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by shock00 on Jan 27, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

yessir

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 29, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Money has been sent.

$50 for two tix.

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by Mike the Grate on Jan 27, 2012 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

I paid for 5

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by Mike E on Jan 27, 2012 6:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wouldn't either.

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by Mike E on Jan 28, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

so i am actually confused

if you arent bringing your kids, are you bringing like 4 friends to the LSB tailgate and to sit together with LSBers?

i dont understand

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 29, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll never show, he is just yanking your chain.

I’ll pay you at the event friend :)

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 29, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless you need it sooner

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 29, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

check your email!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 29, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha, TY!

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Jan 29, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I am in for sure but I am gonna see if I can get 3 instead of 2

Sister in law wants to go.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 27, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

ok!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 29, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd love to send you the money but I don't use paypal at the moment

just haven’t gone back to reset everything after somebody hijacked my paypal account.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 27, 2012 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

If necessary, I can always get individual tickets

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 27, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

hey man

shoot me an email (in profile)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 29, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

GIS Adrian Beltre oh shit and the trophy room pops up near the bottom.

Heh.

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by drummermoe on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 PM CST reply actions  

$75.00 sent.

Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.

by WyoRanger on Jan 29, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

Although I was never listed as an attendee but I did RSVP above

Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.

by WyoRanger on Jan 29, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah just saw it

added!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 29, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely

That’s my calling card.

Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.

by WyoRanger on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

25 sent

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 29, 2012 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

The tickets are

25 dollars, sir

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh goddamnit.

/Randy Marsh

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

It's freaky how many of your I know by sight now.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't know that one.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 1, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

That's someone's friend.

Wanna say Hypoluxa’s or matteo’s

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 1, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah it was hypo's friend

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

50 people

good god

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 9:25 AM CST reply actions  

And that's just sitting together

This may approach Tailgate I attendance.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't remember TG1 being this massive.

With +1s and randoms, this thing could go over 60 or 70 people

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

There were at least 3 dozen at the first tailgate

unless my memory is bad.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Will be epic.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

it just means that knoxy will stay over w/ us the whole time

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by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

He'd better.

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

i'll bring rope, we can tie him up and make sure

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

MikeE?

That you?

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

heh WTF !!!!!

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol

I keed, I keed

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Why oh Why does it take Paypal a week to get money from my account

So aggravating

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 1, 2012 9:50 AM CST reply actions  

Hey KOK, I'm going to send you another $25 in case my friend is able to make it.

If he’s not able to, then i can deal with that later.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 1, 2012 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

Your "friend" will already be there

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Feb 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Feb 2, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

okkkkk

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

75$ smackeroos to you

Time to buy that plane ticket now that I have thrown my hat over the wall.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 2, 2012 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

And also figure out how to bring homebrew

Or come one month prior and we can collaborate a batch and have it ready to go

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 2, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Might bring some Surly beer instead

Easier to transport in cans

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 2, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I should wear a Twins cap too so I am the identifiable person there :D

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 2, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK

This fuckers getting BIG. May need another thread to start planning it out. I’m thinking TG I style. Several grills going at once with different foods etc. Time to start hashing out the plans. I’ll create a better map with our location tomorrow. Think we need to move south to that pavilion area. Will do some recon soon to make sure it will work.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 2, 2012 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

Yes, more grills are vital.

I ain’t cooking for 75 people.

That wasn’t part of our deal, Blackheart! THAT WASN’T PAAAAAAART!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Tailgate 4 post #2

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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 8:26 AM CST reply actions  

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