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Jeff's clearly underwhelmed by the great Kevin Thrillwood.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
But...But...He's probably in the "Best shape of his life!"
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Circle is still a shape, right?
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
IDK. I'll ask my 5th grader.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
I find myself wondering how Roy Oswalt could sign with Seattle accidentally...
In truth it could use somebody better than a Kevin Millwood, but I can’t imagine that Roy Oswalt would sign with Seattle on purpose
Jack Z dressed up in a UPS uniform and pretending to deliver a package to the Oswalts, asks for Roy’s signature?
Hmm, this might work on Prince
Ninja – Send Thad over to Prince’s crib in a Dominos uni with a stack of pizzas and some Cheesybread.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but you don't have to sign for pizzas
Maybe an express delivery of ribs for the County Line?
Well, Thad makes him think he has to sign for the pizzas (Ninja training)
Besides, Prince is (allegedly) a vegetarian.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Was this some stupid Internet rumor or something?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 23, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
He /was/, he is no longer
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
This is such a great analogy for him
It’s kind of like girls from high school. It’s kind of exactly like girls from high school. He’s not what he was, but he’s not entirely unappealing and he can be interesting for a short amount of time until you look for something more permanent.
Hmmm. Sign someone who used to be OK and hope for lightening in a bottle
I would say they’re stealing the Rangers idea but he isn’t coming off an injury.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 23, 2012 1:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hmmm. Sign someone who used to be OK and hope for lightening in a bottle
I would say they’re stealing the Rangers idea but he isn’t coming off an injury.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 23, 2012 1:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The Rangers have done this before (Astacio)
like every other shit team just trying to fill out the roster.
I just pasted that article into Word
to check the word count. Sullivan makes a high art form of crafting 950 words to describe a nonevent. I pride myself on my ability to produce copious amounts of BS, but Sullivan is transcendent.
On an unrelated note: remember when the Rangers used to make signings like this? I do — and I remember thinking things like “nice — that will give us good depth for our rotation”.
Nope. No one remembers the Rangers making these types of signings. Your institutional memory is valued.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
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