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mind = blown

this is from the owner of my federal loans

Spouses and Parents of 9/11 Victims
If you are the spouse or parent of an eligible victim of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, your loan may be forgiven. This includes a spouse or child who died or who was permanently and totally disabled due to injuries suffered in the attacks.

also can get some/all/part forgiven if you are: a public service worker or a teacher

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

Go into the peace corp man

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

dude

it appears that if you work for a 501©(3) you can have some loans forgiven after 120 payments (10 years)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

eh screw that

at my min payment amount im done before then lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Not worth it.

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that's a great rule.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't think it's horrible

Just had no clue it was out there

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well I think it's horrible

What about the families from OKC? Or someone killed in Pan AM 103?

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 23, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I was going to go more towards vets

But oj

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not sexy enough.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, them too

And police officers/firemen killed in the line of duty?

Oh hell, screw it….

FREE Education for everyone!!!!! We are the 99%!!!!!

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 23, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That seems to be quite a bit of overreaction.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think OJ deserves it

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 23, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok*

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you beat me to this by about 4 1/2 hours

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

victims of oj?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Texas B On Time loans can be forgiven if you teach in a low income area or teach math.

Up to 5k a year.

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH WORDS IN THE BODY OF THIS FAN POST!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

I am exempt from the 75 word limit.

That is my greatest power as an “Author”

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

bum

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

jerk.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I love this image.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't typically read comments on yahoo but this one made me laugh on the article about Tim Thomas not going to the White House due to his political beliefs.
See, I thought Tim Thomas wasn’t there because Peggy never fixed his credit card and he couldn’t buy a plane ticket.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions  

Michael Jordan refused to go with Bulls to visit Bush 41.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

guess i never heard of that

since he was normally pretty pc to the media (infront of the scenes, behind the scenes he was an asshole)

i’ll always remember the quote, ‘republicans buy shoes too’

by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It was the most political thing he did that I remember...wanna say Spike Lee told him not to go.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

rofl

but if he doesn’t want to meet obama that’s fine

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like Obama

But if I got a chance to meet him, I would take it,

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 6:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yep. That opportunity

Is greater than any political views or party lines.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

x
nickeatman Nick Eatman
When asked if he thinks his team is close to the super bowl bound giants, Jerry jones didn’t agree saying “they got better and we didn’t.”

by Longhorn on Jan 23, 2012 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

Oh fuck him.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

i take that quote as

he doesn’t think their close to the giants

by Longhorn on Jan 23, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Whose fault is that?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

darrells

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

YUUUUUUUUUUP

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

so bored, you guys

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

So fucking tired.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

why?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Didn't sleep at all last night.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

you should get some sleep

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Good advice.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I try, till

I really do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You are very caring person

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did you ever check out appextractor?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Below 200 for the first time in 6 years, you guys.

Happy, happy day for me.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

And I'm the fattest I've ever been on my life. =(

I say that as I chow down on a Chipotle burrito.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

And I just got done running three miles - heh.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Freebirds > Chipotle

/Homer Simpson drool

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

the chicken burrito bowls with black beans are healthyish

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

mmmmmm

I have not had chipotle in over a year. That may be my dinner tonight

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

how tall are you

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

5'9"

I carry weight strangely, though. I have never looked my weight.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I carry all my weight in my dick.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

*snicker*

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You were 5'9" / 232 ?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

Again. I didn’t look like it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

im 6 foot 3 and weighed in at 239 this morning... EESH

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Ask Max what I looked like. I was 225 when he met me

and 225 when Closure met me.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

closure weights 120 lbs soaking wet

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

That's pretty true haha.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I weighed 205 in this pic

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

douche canoe

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Heh

pink bandannas don’t do it for you moe?

by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

no.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you expect anything else?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

no.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody will ever beat the lohan rehab river rafting douche

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

four

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

really? looks like about 180 max....big legs maybe..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 23, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what gets me.

I’ve always been thick below the waist.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I already made this joke.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes... you made a joke.

I’m stating facts motherfucker!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My calves and legs are stupid

Me on left

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

oh there it is...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

There's some homely ladies at Penn.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I was a staff member at my college house

and the new freshmen were sent on a scavenger hunt to familiarize themselves with campus. And these two got their late and had no group, so my buddy (the other dude) and I (both staff) took them to do a scavenger hunt.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

there*

wow

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

whats going on in this pic?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

see above

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a joke

People at Penn drunkenly piss on it (I never have – I was posing).

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Head band?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

No rational thought process?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Wish I was 6'3

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Short.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Guess you better get a step-ladder if you're still planning on cold-cocking me.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not needed

You won’t ever show up

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not tonight, not this thread.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Just speaking the truth

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Homer Simpson weighed 239 lbs

“I’m 239 and feeling fine!”

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

amoeba

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I need to lose about 30 lbs

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to lose about 20

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

im gonna try to lose 30 before the tailgate.. we'll see.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

+ 1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I read this after I've put a cake in the oven for you

/posts that sound dirty but aren’t

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I gained 10 lbs over Thanksgiving/x-mas

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 6:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I want to gain about 10-15

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That's about how much I want to lose.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Alternatively I'm going to just start long-distance running.

We’ll see how much I like running once I get new shoes/it warms up a little bit.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha, yeah--I'm confused

have you ever seen long-distance runners, bob?

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVELY THERE

you people need reading comprehension lessons.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I figured you were joking (hoped, really)

the others…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

THUS, READING COMPREHENSION LESSONS

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

COMMA SHMOMMA

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

That is the alternatively

I either want to gain 10-15 pounds, or stay at the weight I am at and just start running (apparently I look like I could be a runner).

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't it generally the opposite?

Or do you mean small as in light-weight?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Taller people should have an advantage over smaller people...

because they get more distance with each stride so therefore would theoretically burn less injury at the same distance. But then again, a shorter person that is skinny vs. a taller person that is skinny would seem to have less wind resistance.

by casew on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Wind resistance doesn't matter much at running speeds

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe I am just more wind resistant that others.

But I have definitely experienced plenty of wind resistance while running and I have done plenty of running over the last 7 years. It is not nearly as bad as a bike, but it is still very noticeable.

by casew on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, there certainly is wind resistance

Just it’s almost negligible when compared to the advantages you get from having longer legs.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, definitely

I am not sure that a taller person would even be more wind resistant as it is. Most of the additionally height is made up in the legs and I think the increase in resistance their would be minimal.

by casew on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Crap

burn less injury energy at the same distance.

by casew on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Depends on distance...

Shorter people make better sprinters, in general.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Less weight to carry for a proportionate amount of muscle

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it has to do with start up time.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Because it takes less force to achieve the same acceleration for a smaller mass =)

It all comes down to weight.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

No,

I think it has more to do with stride. It comes down to physics, but I think it’s more leverage (Now on TNT) than mass.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I really think it's F=ma

Acceleration matters infinitely more in a short race, and with a smaller mass your acceleration is greater for any given force.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Anecdotally,

why aren’t all sprinters tall skinny people then?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Not enough muscle to generate the force required

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes,

indeed.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not that his top speed is faster that's shocking

it’s that he can get up to that speed so quickly.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Better or worse than Gunner?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

So quick to ditch Synjyn Days?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

BURN

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Gunner to me sounds more like an aggressive sport's name.

There is just something sleek and fast about the name Usain Bolt.

by casew on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Doc told me I have stress induced asthma.

I don’t do long distance running very well.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Stress or exercise?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

oops...exercise.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

=)

There’s an app medication for that

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

'treatment'

And the first thing I’m going to recommend for you is stinger removal.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I can barely run a mile and a half without hyperventilating.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

How is that even possible...

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I get super winded after more than maybe 1.5 miles

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure,

but half a mile? There will be times when he’s half a mile from his superfast bumblebee…WHAT WILL THE WORLD DO WITHOUT THIS CHASE SCENE?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

My God, I never thought of it that way.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

TWHS

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You think he's just some geek from the streets

who gets too handsy with his steel stinger?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I struggled with 1.1 today.

But most of that was a product of missing lunch and not having anything to eat since a light breakfast at 7 a.m.

by casew on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

The third day I was in Colorado

I had to run a mile and a half. It was pretty pathetic.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Bit different...

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy cow, I tried to spring up this half-mile

steep slope in Lake Tahoe. I thought I was going to die when I finally gave up.

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Aren't you something like 24 years old?

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"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Aren't you something like 1000 years old?

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Over.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

And you're a virgin.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh you got me good

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

why are you cool with some people and then do this to others?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he is always cool with me

but he does this to other people for some reason

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

In his defense, I'm a dick to him

In my defense, he has a ton of baseball knowledge, but doesn’t express his baseball opinions sincerely, because he wants to troll people.

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I only throw punches at people who throw punches at me...

I don’t consider asking him his age to be an insult.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

They have inhalers that can help with that.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I have an inhaler but it doesn't seem to do me any good.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Hrm.

Perhaps the common stuff has been tried, I’m not sure, but I just thought you should know that there are things that can be done.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Something that has plagued me since middle school (which was when I did track)

was after running long distances, I would start to see things that looked like fan blades spinning. Had to lay down with my knees up and my eyes closed until it went away.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Woah, that's pretty

intriguing err interesting. You get it checked out?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no idea who to even start asking.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

The amount of medical knowledge that I have forgotten

scares me.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd start with a general practice doc

if it keeps going, but they might refer you to a specialist (neurologist or some such).

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

oy.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Lo siento

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Or as I like to call it...

“The Taylor Swift Technique”

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Taylor Swift being a whore

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Trolling Schultzy.

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by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

They do it to be mean to me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I just see an opportunity and go for it.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

a few of us do

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am sad you chose to turn on me like this

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by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I stopped with the sex jokes, schultzy

I troll the shit out of till, too

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

True fucking story

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I do it because I care

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Right

Schultzy does it cause he has hate in his heart

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

There you go with those baseless assumptions again

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

On LSB we make fun over everybody.

NOONE IS IMMUNE, KEVIN.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

of*

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

not me, bro

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This thing has legs

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I bet it gets old pretty quick

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not exactly...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, well the physiological process is similar...

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Lost 10, working on the last 12.

Then it’s add some of it back but with muscle.

by RangersSD on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

good for you! I'd like to put about ten on myself...

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I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 23, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

/Taylor Swift

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm really glad this is taking off, you guys.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You can have my next 10

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

as long as it's muscle ..sure

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I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 23, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Your guns aren't big enough

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 6:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

x

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I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

grats, bro

I’m really trying to change my mindset about my body abuse. I can’t afford put off taking care of myself anymore.

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you man

I’m really thrilled with how I feel

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

A small portion of my annual salary to feel better all day, every day

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 23, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

you got to do it Jam.....NOW

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 23, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey that's good news.

Congrats.

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by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Good job

Trying to get to 215 and able to do 6 miles straight by April. I’m at 230 right now and 3 miles.

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by Witt(less) on Jan 23, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm very happy and relieved to report that Homer does not appear to have suffered another serious injury to his leg.

As many of you know, my black lab Homer underwent major knee reconstruction a few months back. He’s been good until Saturday when we went out to the park, he bounded after a stick and twisted it badly. He wouldn’t put any weight on it the rest of the day and I was sure he’d blown his knee again. Sunday, it was hardly better, but a little. If I was being honest, it looked exactly like it did when he blew his knee out the first time.

So, I was terrified. Either a) he’d need another surgery and it would cost me a grand + or b) the damage to his already-handicapped bionic knee would be to an extent that the surgeon would just recommend euthanasia.

I was waiting until this morning to take him to the vet, in hopes that he’s show improvement and, thankfully, he was MUCH better this morning, and better still this afternoon when I got home. He’s walking on it fully, using it to get up and down, and even trotting around the yard and wanting to play.

Long story short: I don’t have to put my dog down.

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

That's awesome.

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by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Great to hear, jelly.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

That's awesome.

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by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

This day needs to end...

Until then, let’s go with this….

Etta James Dr. John I’d Rather Go Blind

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

My neighbor cleared my driveway for the second time in four days.

I should give him a gift certificate or something, right?

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 5:50 PM CST reply actions  

A gift certificate for mouth hugs.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't even really know him.

Never met anyone in their household. What if they don’t eat cookies?

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

glory hole

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Report them to the DHS

Because if you don’t like cookies, you hate America.

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- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 23, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

True. But I don’t think my cookies are good enough to serve as currency for snow clearing. Seriously. My least favorite task ever.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking that baked goods were the way to go.

If you asked him to do it, I might be more inclined to go with a gift certificate.

by other_shoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

a gift certificate to a restaurant would be cool

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 6:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sure

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Did he sign with the Nats yet?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty excited about a weekend trip I'm getting ready to book

March 17-19, Las Vegas. I have family there so no hotel needed, but it’s the first weekend of the NCAA Tournament & the Rangers play there on Sat & Sun. My only regret is I can’t take off work to have a long weekend, but gambling + Spring Training baseball… pretty pumped

by drizzle on Jan 23, 2012 6:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

That sounds awesome

Except … are you sure that’s the weekend the Rangers are in Vegas, because I’m pretty sure I’m seeing them in Surprise and Maryvale that weekend. Maybe it’s split squad, I guess.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

And it is split squad

Bummer. Wonder who will travel and who will stay.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Big afternoon for TCU.

Daje Johnson just tweeted that he’s staying with TCU.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

And MEJ is staying with FSU.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

DGB?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

In-home with OU tonight.

Apparently a really good visit to Arky this past weekend. In-home with Mizzou later this week.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Down to those 3 right

Or is Texas even in the hunt?

(i have no issue with him going to arky. With Wilson and the RBs)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Very excited.

My favorite recruit.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

we could have had it aaaaaaaaaaallllllllll

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:31 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

die.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

swag

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Screw Jerry
Calvin Watkins
Jerry Jones said the biggest difference between the cowboys and giants is Eli Manning. He did praise Tony Romo
1 hour ago via UberSocial for iPhone

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 23, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Oh jeezus.

I’m sure it has nothing to do with defense…nothing at all…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

this better be calvin being calvin

and misquoting people like usual.

if not, that’s pretty stupid.

by Longhorn on Jan 23, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no doubt that's exactly what ol' Jerrah said.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Without question.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

nope, it wasn't

i was right. calvin made it up.

by Longhorn on Jan 24, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Further demonstrating how out of touch with reality he is.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

he's almost 70 right?

How much longer? Sigh

by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Check out the caption on the picture.

http://www.blueoceantackle.com/pirate_ship_for_sale.htm

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Not this again.
espn_durrett Richard Durrett
Hamilton feels good physically and will report to spring training early.

by octoberty on Jan 23, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

x
Richard Durrett @espn_durrett
Hamilton says even if deal not reached prior to spring training that after season, first team he wants to talk to are #Rangers.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he in the best shape of his life?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Patience.

Soon.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

x
BreakingNews Breaking News
#BREAKING: Two cars have fallen into the bay from Highway 101 near Candlestick Park – @nbcbayarea

by octoberty on Jan 23, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

Oh yes yes yes
AngelsRadioKLAA Angels Radio AM830
Vernon Wells:“I’d really like to hit 2nd for this team next year”.

by octoberty on Jan 23, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

So would we, Vernon.

So would we.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta keep the vets happy, Sosh

also, impressive gull by Vernon there.

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously hoping Pujols will give him better pitches to hit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

You guys.. I just got done playing basketball..

I played with probably the most fun pick up team I’ve ever played with. No one was really truly awesome, but great passing, movement, spacing, no ball hogging, no stupid plays.. It was fantastic. We beat three teams who were more skilled than us just by playing good basketball. Love when that happens.

/cs,b

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Coach K would nod in appreciation

Then nibble on pieces of cheese

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

And great ball dangling too

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 23, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I would say oldest guy was 26?

Black guy – early 20’s – 6’4
Black guy – 25-26 – 6’2 and built
Me (white) – 23 – 6’
Mexican guy – <20 – 5’9
Asian kid – 18 – 5’7

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

No, we were like the cover picture of a college brochure for intramurals

But goddamn did we play fundamentally awesome basketball

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

And two of the three teams we beat were...

Black outs, if you will..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Heh

I play with Asians, so we’re practically forced to run like maniacs and move the ball around.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahah makes sense

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

x
Kazuto Yamazaki @LaBlynne Close
Japanese source says Rangers agreed to trade Koji to the Jays. bit.ly/xUwPy8

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

This would make me very sad

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If true...

Freeing up salary…

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Sig.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I will be shocked

If it’s true

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Because he's very good

And he’s someone who is going to actually be around all year (more than you can say for sure about yoshii) for your $100+ new import)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

colby rasmus.. your 2012 center fielder

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

doit.gif

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The Jays also signed Omar Vizquel...

If their fans hadn’t have been such idiots during the whole Darvish saga, I might have sort of liked them.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

what did the fans do?

I guess I didn’t see it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

or don't remember

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Major entitlement bullshit.

They deserved Darvish and Texas durr durr and AA is a genius derp.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

why did they deserve him?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's this kind of shit (on MinorLeagueBall)
Lets go Jays!!!!
The future is bright with this young collection of MLB and MiLB talent and the best GM in the business!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

but we say that kind of stuff

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yep.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

The Rangers also have a little more cause

because they’ve not only built a strong farm system, but also a consistent major league winner.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

at least no one believes IANF

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i never made up any rumors claiming them to be breaking news

or anything definitive… i just passed along the info I got from 2 sources very close to the team

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just thinking it would be funny if his stuff got picked up

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lol.. i dont want that... my first and last name are on my tweets

dont want molotov cocktails through my window

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

especially with you putting your address out there

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lol i tried to send that as a DM

i deleted it realy quick though

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

There was some of that on the Sickels team prospect rankings...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn

I’ll miss him. Seemed like an awesome dude and a good pitcher despite his blip here.

by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Until I get some verification from a stateside writer

whether it’s TR or a national guy, I don’t believe it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

#Oklahoma

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

Is that necessary legislation?

If so, why?

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

So big

Fuck even everything up on mobile

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Danish Wedding Cookies are soooo good

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

What are cake pops?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

How would this even be possible?
RT @BallinWithBryan
@RobMahoney Cuban also said he’s been looking at trying to adjust stats based on a fatigue factor, but it’s still too difficult to adjust.

by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

I've been trying for ages

to figure out how to show statistically that the Mavs’ record in close games isn’t a fluke.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Something came out on that during the playoffs

Cuban talked about it being the reason they acquired Kidd ..his numbers during winning time were off the charts.

by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, this one

http://getbuckets.fantake.com/2011/01/09/dirk-nowitzki-and-lebron-james-black-swans/

I just wonder why Hollinger keeps pursuing the “Mavs can’t keep winning these close games” angle.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Never read this one. Always thought this though
So when the Mavericks give the ball to Dirk and Jason Terry (a career 84.4% FT shooter) at the end of the fourth quarter, they are shortening the game.

by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

It's hard for me to get my head around this

On one hand, the Mavs seem to clearly play better than their opponents in clutch situations. On the other hand, people who say that the Mavs shouldn’t really have in games decided by the specific margin of one point are probably right, because I’m not sure how overall clutch play impacts one possession which decides the one-point gap.

But I think the Mavs’ ability (at least in the past, if not in the future) to outperform their Pythag. record is generally not a fluke…kind of like Matt Cain’s magical HR/FB% repression.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

It wouldn't surprise me at all

if a correlation that works 80-90% of the time has some exceptions that can be measured and predicted.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Manually compiling indicators that you felt indicated fatigue.

You wouldn’t do it just off performance data.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think it would be very very difficult.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Go tell him to come talk to us on LSB

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I should speak to him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He wouldn't like LSB

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Nope

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

He wouldn't even make it to the alcohol and drug-use (worst part for him)

Before he got off

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

the Taylor Swift gangbang novella

Wouldn’t go over well either

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

He could hang with me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

No way...

After six hours straight of Magic The Gathering and your “All Night Harry Potter Party” he’d be back off the wagon before spring training.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

What is Magic The Gathering?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

You pretend to not know about it just like you pretend Taylor Swift wasn't involved in a six man gang bang.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I really don't know

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

it is a card game

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I almost wish I had held on to all the shit I had in high school

Of course, that’s provided it would be worth money now, which I do not know.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I played it once

it wasn’t bad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Every day at lunch for like 2 years in HS.

YES, I WAS A VIRGIN THEN, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

don't make fun of harry potter

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I had the biggest MtG addiction in high school

I still play the Steam game… lets me get my nerdiness out… without paying $10 a pack.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a friend trying to go pro in Magic.

APPARENTLY IT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Are they turning tricks?

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Toby wonder?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Tony *

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

YOu have nerdy friends

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Just the one!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Well yeah man.

Taylor Swift is a pro at making six dicks disappear at the same time so it’s possible.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sir Gawain over here

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

he was really cool the handful of times I talked to him

not sure I knew about lsb at the time

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He's a really great guy

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

we had a special rule for him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well it's not exactly like he can be judgmental towards others.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Max

You ever going to play me back?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Oy, I haven't been on in a few days.

I’ll play in a bit.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

.
mental_floss Mental Floss
Last year the TSA found $409,085.56 in spare change left at airport checkpoints. Under current rules, they get to keep it. (via @TheHill)

by octoberty on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

Wow really?

That’s shit ton of money

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

a penny saved...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

On that scale?

Not really…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

~ 400 airports in the United States… that’s about $3 per day per airport. Consider that a bonus, TSA workers.

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Hoe Lee Shit

Aquaman, Chrom, TTWBBG you might wanna take a look at this.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/01/own-a-piece-of-the-aggro-crag-from-nickelodeons-guts

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

Great comment...
How much is this going for, let’s go to the leaderboard MO!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I just told this to some of the guys on here, but I know someone who was on Hidden Temple too.

He fell into the moat.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

What a pussy.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

My friend is originally from Hungary...

and had just come to America and that was one of the first things she did when she came over here. Her team made it to the Temple but they lost when her teammate fucking sucked at it and got lost. She never got to go into the Temple because he took up the entire time. She ended up winning a TV and a bicycle as consolation prizes. She must have thought America was super weird/awesome.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of...

Who wants to see the worst temple run in history?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

This comment made me laugh more than it should have.
I hope these kids died.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

bring the show back

and make it a hunger games type thing

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I still don't know what Hunger Games is.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course you don't because they are books

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't either...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh well let me explain

The Hunger Games is the first book of a series. It is very popular right now. It’s based in a post apocalyptic America and kids are selected for a game show where they fight for survival

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Now a really shitty looking movie.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a good feeling about it. I have a good movie gut.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The trailer looked VERY Twilight-ish

Only with murder instead of glistening vampires.

I like Lawrence and I’d like it to be good, but I’m not hopeful.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

well there are Team Peeta shirts for sale...

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

wat

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I will go see it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Nailed it.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks Goet...

See Schultzy? No need to be an asshole about it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

You make baseless assumptions about me so I'm just reciprocating it :)

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Duly noted.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I SAW THIS WHEN I WAS A KID

IT CEMENTED MY BELIEF THAT I WAS BETTER THAN THOSE LOSERS

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Your friend is an idiot.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't say he wasn't.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

that was my favorite show back in the day

of course, they didnt really have a game show i didnt love

by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKER I WANT THIS

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Aqua retweed this..
Wilnerness590 Mike Wilner
Trying to find out more about Japanese "Uehara to #Bluejays " report – there’s definitely something going on. #Jays are in on him.

by octoberty on Jan 23, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions  

who is this?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

hes the blue jays equivelant to brian dolgin

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

koji and david murphy

for colby rasmus? is this dumb?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

if you were able to dump both those salaries

while getting Rasmus and then signing Prince, I think It would be safe to say, I’d like this deal.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

If that happened, I'd die of priapism.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

one of the best youtube videos ever...marine screams like a little girl on Orlando ride.

“the slingshot” in Orlando, looks pretty scary to me…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOdd30uUeXE

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

Wheat bagel

Sharp cheddar
Cream cheese
2 organic eggs
Avocado
Sea salt
Pepper

Banging like a biscuit, son.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

take out the cream cheese and the avocado and that sounds really good

I may have to go to the store

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

why would you take the avacado out?

cream cheese and cheddar cheese? hmm

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like either of those things

everything else sounds awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

does Garth Brooks do the theme song?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ha ha

I don’t think so

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright... new suggestions - GO.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Keeping with the space theme and the disastrous season the have.

The Columbias…Too soon?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Houston Drank

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

*high five*

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Bizball Maury hinted they would change to the Stros...

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Colt 45's was actually a pretty good original name.

Very cool hats.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

id be willing to bet

switching back to that would result in a huge merchandise bump

by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed but....

The baseball wearing a cowboy hat was better.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Do people adctually think the Astros is a bad name?

Actually relates to Houstons history, isn’t a random animal, sounds ok….

by DShep on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

My only issue

is it doesn’t fit their uniforms or ballpark at all.

There’s nothing space-related about that stupid fucking train.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

And after the last 5 years, is now a name firmly entrenched in the minds of baseball fans a giant joke

At least that’s my best guess as to why they want to change it.

But you don’t see the Pirates changing their name…

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Houston Streets

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The Houston Humidity.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Touche, salesman.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not the real Swaim.

That’s a copy of Swaim.

Not to say he isn’t full of shit.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit, did we just get shitty twitter asshole Inceptioned?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I saw that account a bit ago, it changes the I to an L, which on twitter looks identical.

The guy is obviously nonsense regardless though. MLBTradeRumors quotes various people on Cody Ross probably signing with the RedSox hours ago, so he says hes signed with the RedSox as fact and retweets people congratulating him? and then taunts Ken Rosenthal, geez.

by DShep on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Rosenthal reporting the Koji thing now
Ken_Rosenthal
Sources: #Rangers discussing Uehara with #BlueJays, other clubs. Uehara is under contract for $4M next season. #MLB

Poop

by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Clearing salary...

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

He really doesn't have a spot though.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Nathan, Adams, Ogando roll 7th thru 9th inning...that leaves

Feldmania, Yoshi, Lowe and ….do we still have Gonzo?

We need some LH bully help.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yoshi costs less.

And I’ve never been convinced that Koji needed to be here for Yu. Just because they’re both Japanese doesn’t mean they’re bros.

Yoshi and Yu were actually teammates… Koji is a just a fellow countrymen.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

However,

Yoshi is better at being named FUCKING YOSHI.

by Closure GT on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Also true.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh absolutely.

And I was looking forward to more Koji.

But if this IS a salary move and leads to other moves…

That excites me. And also pretty much guarantees Ogando to the pen.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Koji sucked it here last year...7 HRs in 19 IPs.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

And Josh also made an ungodly play on a ball in Oakland...

wanna say bases were drunk and he made a hellacious snag.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

It is slightly better...

Than 6 HR in 28 IP with a 5.79 ERA.

If we’re having fun with small samples.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

If they didn't feel like it was going to continue, Koji's ass wouldn't have

been inactive in the World Series.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Koji sucked it against Tampa and Detroit on top of all the regular season suckage in Texas ...he deserved

to be inactive in the World Series.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't say otherwise...

just saying the strain on the already overworked bullpen led to some disastrous performances from other people. Like, mind-blowingly bad. 7 BBs in 2 2/3 by Ogando (2 were intentional, though)?

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

If they did feel like it was going to continue

I’m sure Koji would’ve been dealt for scraps already.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You are stupid

That’s the definition of a SSS. 19 ip? Are you kidding me

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Gonzalez is still a free agent.

And about the only LHP left.

Kirkman will probably get a look.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

And maybe Ross, and maybe even Perez.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Thad Levine is still here.

The Negotiator.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I know what it's like, GoET

Sarcasm doesn’t work on the internet

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

ALL CAPS SON

THAT’S WHAT IT’S FOR

by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

What are you yelling at me?!

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

What would get in return?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Would we*

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Legit
Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
Sources: #Rangers discussing Uehara with #BlueJays, other clubs. Uehara is under contract for $4M next season. #MLB

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Freeing up that Fielder money

But really, Id trust JD not to just get rid of Uehara for 10 cents on the dollar for a bad run in TX. If hes trading him he gets the benefit of the doubt that its worthwhile… lets see.

by DShep on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Translation: I WOULD REALLY LIKE TEXAS TO UP THEIR OFFER
JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
#rangers love #prince, and vice versa. but I believe texas brass that it isn’t that likely to win derby after yu. In, but not favorite

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

Well.

We have have 4 million more soon.

by FBI36th on Jan 23, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

EG
Confirmed: Rangers are having conversations on Uehara. Moving him could save $ and he might be superfluous in ’pen if Ogando moves back.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

No shit.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with him there

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm gonna take the plunge and follow him.

He’s the ying to CJ’s asshole yang.

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by The Hutch on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

this is unfortunate wording

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It's confusing as shit considering he used to hate Joe Saunders with a passion

And Joe Saunders and Tommy Hunter are basically the same pitcher, value and talent-wise.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 23, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

So ... which one of you single guys wants to be on TV and date her?

She’s a mom. And the next bachelorette.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

I merely answered the question literally: date her, not just do her.

But yes, she would be much hotter with athletic upper arms like so:

by Closure GT on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

SMANG IT!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh.

Watch this.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

He's HUMMING.

Because he’s Yung Humma.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

She's a mom?

So, not a virgin? Pass.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd take her for a test drive

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting choice of words

She was engaged to a NASCAR driver who died in a plane crash. A week or so later, she found out she was pregnant.

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Welp.

Guess I just blew up on the launching pad.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, so the child was born out of wedlock. What a slut.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I came to terms with it.

I said if the Mavs won, I don’t care what happens to any of my other teams.

It’s good to be back in a big game, at least.

I feel terrible for Williams.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Look at it this way

If you don’t get with her, but you have an interesting personality (or lots of viewers just like you for some reason), you can be the bachelor in the future.

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

There are... no words.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

Jealous?

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

It's missing Hinder and Aerosmith

Can’t be a TRUE ROCK CAR.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

that car is an ugly shade of red

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

W... T... FUCK...

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe it's depicting a struggle.

Despite the efforts of bands such as Nickelback, rock n’ roll (as embodied by KISS) will never die.

by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Nickelback?

What the fuck.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Playing both sides of Phoenix / Dallas tonight.

Dallas moneyline to win and Phx +5.5.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

Longhorns fans

How do you feel about Mack Brown’s four-year extension?

Serious question. Not trolling.

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

I bet he doesn't finish it out

And is the AD in 5

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Interesting

Hadn’t thought of that

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

As a Tech fan, I love it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Why

So TT can continue to be 6th or 7th in recruiting in Texas?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

13-12 the last two years with 4 of your last 5 recruiting classes in the Top 5?

Damned right I love seeing Mack Brown get an extension.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny

As Bad as the have been, still are a better team than TT. And could have a top 10 running game/defense

I’ll take every Texas team the last ten years over every TT team those years.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Micah's question had to do with Mack Brown, Dorf.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

My response was to the idiot who replied to a question

Directed at others

As Bad as this Texas team has been the last 2 years, what is their h2h record vs Tech?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

don't ask me, I'm nominally a Horns baseball fan, and ...

… I guess I was too swept up in Rangers postseason fever last October to realize that 2B Jordan Etier was busted with 2/3 oz of weed and kicked off the team.

I was on campus today and picked up the student paper, and the great news is HE’S BEEN REINSTATED w/ a four-game suspension.

Dude’s my new favorite player on the squad. He’s obviously solved the “no beer sales @ the college ballpark” problem I’ve been facing all these years…

by Schoolly_D on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

And with Mack Brown still coaching Texas, the rest of the Big 12 has a

shot against all that Top 5 talent.

If they ever got a real coach, the rest of the conference is screwed.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Like tuberville?

Lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sure you can

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

From the comments:
I once read a story that featured Optimus Prime and Princess Leia having sex. At one point, we discover that Optimus has an entire room in his ass, covered in pictures of all the people he’s had sex with.
Checkmate.

I wish I had that kind of imagination.

Well, not exactly that kind.

by Closure GT on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, Optimus.

You dirty.

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by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a John Mayer fanfic out there

I won’t reveal where I found it.

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

I have no sexual attraction to John Mayer.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

NBC Republican debate

Gotta give it up to USF audience; they are sitting quietly and listening.

After the hillbilly fest that was South Carolina, this is pleasant, to say the least.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

I am going to beat you this week

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I would like at least 4-6 this week

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

So it's basically like a USF football game?

Zing!Z

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just telling my wife the same thing.

You would have thought those morons were at a sporting event.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oh well

I’ll think back to my good times visiting Clemson, and block out the other stuff.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

think a buddy of mine

told me they werent lettting hardly any students int he place

by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife is going to love the shit out of that Smash show.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

My wife loved the Pilot and was pissed she'd have to wait until next month to see more.

It’s… not good.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

We missed the pilot already?

Maybe I could head this off with that information.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if it aired or just leaked on the internet.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

It looks halfway interesting.

And there’s no way it could be worse than Glee.

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

We're watching the Office.

Amy Adams was really hot on the show.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

Yes she was.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

When was she on?

I don’t remember that.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

1st season

She came in to sell bags

by drizzle on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I didn't watch then

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Does Evan Grant liveblog Raw every week?

It’s kind of… entertaining (what the hell?)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

First time I've seen it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

ive had that on

pretty much as background noise all night. didnt even hear what jericho said. still want the jacket though

by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Great fucking job, Rick.

You just said that illegal immigrants working in the United States “probably” stole someone’s identity to do it.

No, dipshit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

Santorum.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

He said that the other day too.

“They haven’t been here not hurting anyone. They’ve been breaking the same law everyday for 25 years”.

A paraphrase.

He’s an idiot.

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by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone on twitter said that Romney

said “no speak English” in the debate. True?

by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I know it wasn't intentional,

But it sure as hell sounded like he said it.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The other day he did call Obama a "crony capitalist".

Which, I don’t even know what that means. I figured that was another name for the manager of an investment firm.

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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
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by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

You've never heard crony capitalism?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I'd never heard that term before.

Is that weird?

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by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you paid much attention to politics in the past?

That’s where you hear it 99% of the time.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, and I have a degree in history.

I guess I’ve just never come across it (unlikely), or it didn’t register.

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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
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by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like Rick Perry has it said (probably correctly) about him all the time.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Well there you have it. I go comatose when he opens his mouth.

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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
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by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah ok.

No, not weird, just wasn’t sure if you were being serious or not.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Background

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rent-seeking

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Romney came out strong in favor of a big navy and a resurgent NASA.

I actually agree with both things, but I don’t know how we fund the latter right now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I was in and out for that portion, so I don't know.

I didn’t hear him say it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

He hasn't played Doom

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

.heH

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

HEH

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Because it's there.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm down with the resurgent NASA

as long as they don’t restart the shuttle. They need to think bigger and focus on advancing technology.

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The problem with the shuttle was not replacing it sooner, not stopping it when they did.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

It was stupid-expensive

You’re right, though… they should have contracted one of the private companies sooner to build its replacement.

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe

Defense/NASA contractors are not paragons of efficiency. Not a lot of competition.

by Closure GT on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, you may be right

The public reacted pretty quickly to those contests to build space jets, though.

Who knows if things could have accelerated more quickly if NASA hadn’t been so adamant about their monopoly on space, and they’d let investors know that billions were to be made if they could build their own shuttle/plane.

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd like to see that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Nasa in Houston is legit

Before Disney got put in charge you could Just walk around and watch people working on shit, astronauts training in spaesuits in a pool it was awesome. Last time I went it was way more touristy

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, I have the figures somewhere, but don't feel like looking

It was ridiculously expensive.

Above, I said “to build its replacement,” and I meant that we should have contracted out the flights sooner, imo. That is, had another company build the replacement on their dime with a guaranteed contract from NASA if it were effective.

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes more sense

The whole contract thing might work for nasa

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Grr argh

Guess the biggest percentage of the national budget NASA took up ever.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It's minute.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Touche

And I am definitely of the opinion that it paid for itself in technological advances many times over.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't anymore.

I worked for an organization that worked on data analysis for probes.

I’m paranoid about saying much more than that under this name, given some of the ridiculous/stupid/crude things I’ve posted here, heh.

by Closure GT on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahah

Just wondered cause I’m planning on joining the aerospace industry at some point sooner or later

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nice

What area?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Engineering

I Jones for building shit that flies, I’m getting an internship with Boeing or Lockheed this summer hopefully

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sweet, that's pretty much exactly what I want to do.

I’m graduating in May, hoping to work for Lockheed down in San Diego.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm debating water to do a grad degree or not

But I don’t graduate for another 2 years

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm hoping to get somebody to pay for it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

*thumbs up*

Also you get to work on the cool shit. I mean honestly, would you rather work on squeezing a little extra fuel efficiency out of a commercial jet, or putting a laser on a drone?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah. It wasn't anyone on the aerospace side, they were mostly on the physics/instrument engineering side.

And my job was comparatively much less interesting, just shuffling data around for the physicists.

But it was a job that could easily be made to sound really impressive for, say, impressing the fathers of a girl I was dating. That part was nice. :D

by Closure GT on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but then again look at what else the government spends on...

Compared to a lot of it, I think NASA gets pretty decent bang for the buck (particularly in the science areas)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

People really don’t realize how much work NASA does with aerodynamics and stuff too. They do a whole hell of a lot more than just fly into space.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

4.41% in 1966

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

AHEM.
@johnleftwich
john leftwich
Taking suggestions for a karaoke song which redeems my abomination of an attempt of “back at one” #seriously

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

Party Rock Anthem

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I could do this

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

With a giant box on your head.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm considering making one

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Red Solo Cup

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Old Man River

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Imma Bee

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been giving him bad advice on Twitter

The correct answer is All Star, of course… or Jump Around.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I could rock all star

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

NO WAIT

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.

BOOM. BLOW SOME MINDS.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm

This could work

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Actually this may be the leader

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Rocket Man

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Killer Queen

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Rock Me Amadeus.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't even get a suggestion from you Moe?

Wtf

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You want a suggestion from me?

Christina Aguilera – Genie In A Bottle.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Oops I Did It Again would be a better teenpop 90s choice.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That picture doesn't seem accurate

because it’s a basketball, and not a black dude’s balls.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It's actually both?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

TBF I undershot it

It should be six black dudes and their balls. All at the same time. A teabag rally.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Somewhere in Stillwater, Schultzy stews.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

One day he'll see the truth

When the sex tape comes out.

I heard John Mayer filmed it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

HA.....yes

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Should be 12 black balls to be exact.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

4 groups of 12 black balls

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

wait are you saying Taylor Swift had a gangbang with 24 black dudes?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

4 groups of six. aqua said the had a nice lunch

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

4 sets of 6

Its been well documented before.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yeah.

4 groups of 6 at a time. Mayer served coffee and snacks.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

you said lunch

I pictured a table catered by souper salad. maybe a few nice fruit baskets

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and all the Bartles and James she can drink

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

They had snacks, too.

Burning a lot of calories here, Chrom.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Who burns more.

Michael Phelps in one day, or the total combined in the gangbang?

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

The group combined, I'm sure.

That’s 24 dudes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, we're up to 24?

Scratch that.

8000 calories is still a lot, but thats only 300 per person. Doable.

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

so is Taylor Swift

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wait...what?

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh...got it.

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

4 groups of 6.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

that is a lot of breaks

mayer must have burned a lot of film. I hope the dvd comes with deleted scenes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nothin' but the best for TSwift

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I hate you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

One of these days, the pent up sexual frustration

along with the teasing is going to make young Parker snap.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

popcorn.gif

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I was imagining him doing the genie move while singing.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

On of my fav vids of him.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

If it's good enough for Dirk, it's good enough for kok

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

#ohshit

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Can't runaway now.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Dirty

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously considering final countdown

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Or never gonna give you up

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

never gonna let you down

never gonna run around and hurt you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

never gonna give YU up

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Never gonna give, never gonna gove

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

*give

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dirty Deeds Done DIrt Cheap

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

OOooo good one.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

all of you are wrong

I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

DANGER ZONE

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Lana... LANA!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Rolling In The Deep. >_>

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude Looks Like a Lady

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Bailamos

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Harry Nilsson "Everybody's Talkin'"

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

We already did that one.

Keep up, bee.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Come to dallas and join

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If it didn't kill my battery I would

For real.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sk8er Boi

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Lulz

Hey hey you you

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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Truly one of my favorite all-time pranksters.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Killing Me Softly with his Song

Though only if Hugh Grant is available to accompany on guitar.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

glory of love

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

U Got it Bad

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I could actually do this

But shouldn’t

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If I drank I'd get wasted and sing

Usher all night

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sig-worthy

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And added

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

sweet

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You're not bumped just yet, Chrom

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

dang

it really cracks me up though

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

get out of my dreams

and into my car

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Suggested it to ianf

He wouldn’t do it for some reason.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm a Slave 4 U

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Who Let The Dogs Out

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Duet

You in?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

I’ll film

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh come on

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Come to dallas

I’ll sing it with you.

Bring K to meet LSBers

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I cannot decide if that's a good idea or not :)

I’m back in May. Rangers game is the first thing on the agenda.

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Do it

DoIt.gif

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm On A Boat

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

This may be our next group effort

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You just need 3

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Only 2 mics

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

One Mic by Nas

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Then I guess one person does the white part, one does the black

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

rollin

limp bizkit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Every single song on the album entitled "Booty Shakin' Hits"


1. This Is How We Do It
2. The Humpty Dance
3. Da’ Butt
4. No Diggity
5. Move It Like This
6. Push It
7. Pumps and A Bump
8. Do Me!
9. Rico Suave
10. Humpin’ Around
11. Regulate
12. Rub You The Right Way

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

If it wasn't for Prince

it would be the best song on my Birthday #1 playlist.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

No doubt

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I endorse all of these

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

By the way, thanks to my longtime friend, I actually have this album on my iPod.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

shoop

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

shot gun bang

whats up with that thang

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ryin...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ms New Booty

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Girl All The Bad Guys Want

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Raise Up - Petey Pablo

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you have plenty of suggestions here now, KOK

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Finalists are

Finally countdown
Never gonna give you up

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My fb status has a ton more suggestions too

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

On that note I'm going to bed

If ianf will sing party rock anthem I will bring a party rock robot and dance on the stage behind him

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't Rickroll.

It’s been done 10,000 times.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Not with this crowd

I want to do final countdown but idk if they have it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This.

I did TFC at karaoke 2 years ago. Don’t do it. That intro sucks all the life out of it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we need to make this a fanpost and vote on which song you have to do.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Excellent idea.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Do it in the am

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We really need to narrow down the list to like 10-15 songs.

The amount we suggested is a little ridiculous.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

There were other posts that attracted a lot of attention

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

No "Regulate"?

duuuuuuuude

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Pussy Control

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That's a song?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

prince

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

A song that makes women go batshit for some reason

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You kids...although Prince was in my wheelhouse....but all I knew were the big hits.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

My Dougie

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Summer Lovin'

Do it as a duet with another guy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

...

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell no.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

If this was an image, it would say Cub Scouts. at the bottom.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure that's what it would say.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you realize the microphone was on?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Show us on the doll

where the Scoutmaster touched you.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

You told this to the internet.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it worse than a homoerotic dream bout Neil Cavuto?

I think it might be.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Neil Cavuto of all people.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

and now it's green.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

This is my favorite response so far.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that Battle Royale?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope you wore a pretty dress...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You have tied Schultzy

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I can't have that

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

This is really unsettling.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

REC

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahaha

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

HO. LEE. SHIT.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

OMG

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

The reaction to this post

is unlike anything I’ve ever seen on LSB—amazing

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm enjoying the heck out of this, actually.

Even though I did not expect it at all.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

How........did you NOT expect it?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I expected a few comments, sure

Not… this.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, this has legs. This one. Legs.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

and probably feet

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That might as well be on the image, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

These are great.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Fast Car

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

achey breaky heart

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Mmm Bop

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Rock Ya Hips

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ouch.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

How the fuck did nobody mention Livin on a Prayer?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Hammy sounds a little bitter
“I’ve seen a little bit of it,” Hamilton said. "I think it comes down to what you want. When I see these guys comparing us, I’m like, ‘Stick him in the outfield and see how long he lasts. Stick me at first base and see how long I last.’

May have a point though.

by DShep on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think he's being bitter... here's the 2nd half of the quote for others
You never can tell about a player. He’s played 160 games a lot. I haven’t. So there’s pros and cons [on] both sides. It’s pretty funny to watch these guys compare us and share their thoughts. It’s always been trusting in the Lord to have me where he wants to have me and not stress about it. I haven’t stressed about it and I’m not going to stress about it."

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

He trusts the Lord to have him flail away at a first pitch ball.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck panel method

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

Wooden Shjips

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

I had freebirds

and feel like an asshole. That shit is so good though

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Cause it's good.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

DIGIORNOS?!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, then pff.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

you had unhealthy food DELIVERED to you?

yeah you are a lazy shit

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

What did you have?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Pizza Hut wings and breadsticks.

NEVER AGAIN.

until I’m hungry and lazy in two weeks. :(

by Closure GT on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh dear.

I can’t eat crappy wings… too many bad experiences.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ive started making my own wings during big games

tasty and somewhat healthy. Im always trying new flavors

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I cant eat hand tossed or pan pizza anymore

I get bloated and feel horrible. I can only eat thin crust now

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it too late to throw Pussy Control in the ring?

Even though I’m not sure what’s going on?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

No, but it is the wrong place in the thread.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Still trying to get the hang of the mobile app.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no

he needed to reply

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She obviously has no pussy control when it comes to John Mayer.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

or 24 black dudes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

btf

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You could go platinum 4 times

Still couldn’t make what I make in a week

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Mozart piano concerti tonight @ UT

.
concert program

Sweet performance. No. 9 in E-flat Major, K. 271, believe it or not, reminded me a little of the Yu Darvish saga. (After the fact, don’t worry.)

How, you ask? The three movements are Allegro, Andantino, Rondeau: Presto; or (very roughly) peppy, downshift, fast ‘n’ furious. I overlaid that onto two timelines: posting day through signing day, and first scouting through signing day.

The main thing is: it took a lot of people working together, and thousands of things happening right, to bring everything and everyone to the very satisfying conclusion, when we all came very hard. That Mozart, that JD …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

x

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Yep. Exactly.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

he is pretty dreamy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Gordon-Levitt

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I figured he meant the guy who played Beans

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

beans?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

even stevens

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mmmhmmm

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

X
Sprewell’s career came to a premature end in 2005 when he refused a $21-million three-year contract offer from the Timberwolves, which he said would not be enough to feed his children. Since that time, he has made headlines for grounding his million dollar yacht, having two of his homes foreclosed upon, and being prohibited from seeing his children

by octoberty on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

So the girlfriend just brought up something interesting

What would you want for your last meal? I picked a Snuffers double mushroom Swiss with a side of cheese fries with back.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

with bacon*

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

there were several Lifetime movies about this

BabyMamaTill safe at second, safe and secure, New York Life

by Schoolly_D on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

This isn't a bad opinion. Snuffer's would certainly make my final week's worth of last meals.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Bacon wrapped shrimp.

All of it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I might go with this

with bacon wrapped scallops and bacon-wrapped green beans on the side

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Not enough bacon imo

I’d eat bacon wrapped bacon

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Like 5 pounds of CFS with white gravy, crispy as hell french fries, and macaroni and cheese (with bacon)

If I’m going to die, my stomach issues can go fuck themselves.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

What a waste.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Seriously

I eat pancakes like twice a week, they are delicious—but not last meal delicious

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

We had a pancakes vs waffles debate the other day

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

NHLGreenMenWafflesOutsidePenalryBox.gif

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Bacon wrapped something

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

24 dicks wrapped in bacon

/Taylor Swift

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Except hold the bacon.

/Swift

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

With extra black dudes.

/Swift.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

while she holds all those penises

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Deeds moar dicks.

/Swift

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I like my chicken like I like my dicks..Blackened

/Taylor Swift

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You are a racist

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

he doesn't like being called that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He's mexican. He can't be racist

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Blackened chicken is good.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm

mac and cheese and chili rellenos

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no longer an option in TX, though I think the website of past "last meals" is still up

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Testing

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"Summer Lovin'" --Aquaman, Esq. on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM CST reply actions  

icles.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry Aqua.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

For cutting me out of it?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

NOT ENOUGH GIFS

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a fucking 1100 comments thread.

What did you expect? This isn’t fucking HH.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The close the fucking tab

Or quit bitching

Both are simple solutions.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Quit complaining

What are you, 6?

It’s an 1000 comment thread ON LSB. Then again, unless you are on a 486 you should be ok. If you are on a 486 then you should leave LSB

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why must you be an asshole?

No one knows.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Are you being yourself?

Then yes, you are.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Weren't you complaining about the size of one of the pictures in the other thread? ;)

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

By the way..

Why are you so offended by the phrase ‘Too many .gifs’?

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Offended? No

Think it’s dumb to complain 1100 post into a thread? Yes.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You're going off the deep end over 3 words..

For a guy who wears ridiculous hats to bars without managing to get kicked out or beat up, you’re not a calm person.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck off

I didn’t get kicked out because I’m sober. I don’t drink. I DD.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Because you are being an idiot

Who complains about gifs 1100 comments into a thread? No one with half a brain

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And it was dumb

So that’s that.

Moving on…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hehe

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually

I just don’t handle idiocy very well

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

NotSureIfSerious.gif

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You're being an idiot right now.

And that hat you wore to a bar screamed idiocy, by the way.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Glad you think so

I got compliments on it all night.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Let me show you how many fucks I give

(zero)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Go have a drink?

Uhhh…

Again, let me show you how many fucks I give…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This made me laugh a lot, but I'm not sure why.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

lolololol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I would cut off most of my toes and fingers

to bone Kate Beckinsale. She is the hottest person on the planet

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

overrated

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This is a schultzy level of trolling me.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I said it specifically to troll you

I win

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

wow

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you see her appearance on Conan the other day?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

missed it

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

x

It was awesome.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Hnnnnngggg

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we going to do our hot women tournament or what?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody ever wanted to be on THE COMMITTEE

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to be on the committee. Benji wanted to be on the committee.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I'LL BE ON THE DAMN COMMITTEE

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT ENTAILS BUT I’VE GOT A DICK SO I CAN DO IT.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to be on the committee

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Decide who goes in which category for the Hot Chick March Madness.

and their respective seeds.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

blonde or brunette?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

YUUUUUUP

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

x

Actresses
Music
Models
Sports

But I figure you can pull some “Duke is #1 seed in the west” stuff, like ScarJo in Music BECAUSE SHE DID TWO ALBUMS or like Gisele in Sports because she’s married ot Brady

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

No. We're not going to do those categories. Or the hair color categories. We're going to do body types.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Eating Disorder, Skinny, Healthy, and Sara Rue?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Athletic, skinny/model, buxom, and open

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

That list sucks.

You’re off the committee!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Why does vfn have a say that you are not on the committee?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

GOOD POINT

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

HEY I AM THE COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

SAYS WHO

(let me on the committee and I will support you)

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Fine you can be

and JDT can to.. but I still think my classification is better, largely because there is no “other”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

U jelly

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Mr. Chairman, if I must say so, you are looking quite dapper today.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

MIZZOU'S IN TOO.

Alright..

so me, Schultz, JDT, Mizzou, and Benji?

That’s a committee.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

HELL YES

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess we should just get a big group message in Facebook

and rage war re: seedings.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

how much work is this shit?

you need a person of color (not just fuckin’ one) on the committee to keep thangs in check

by Schoolly_D on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

why you gotta exclude me like that?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh goddammit i just noticed your sig

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

It's on Moe's too.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

What did I ever do to you? =(

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothin.

You just said funny things.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I might

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Unquestionably 10 years ago or more...

Much closer call today.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

was she hot 10 years ago?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She wasn't quite soooo...masculine?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

No thanks...call Vanessa Williams.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't realize this was an either/or situation...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Give me Phylicia (sp?) Rashad over the First Power Forward.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

of course

she was hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And a great "television" personality.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I still watch that show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

sometimes

but rashad was just so… classy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What about Halle Barry?

Took it like Lassie from Billy Bob Thornton and won an Oscar.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

all day long

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

SOOO hot in bullworth

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

little known talent of mine

if you drop me into any episode of The Cosby Show at any point and allow me to watch 10 consecutive seconds, I can tell you the main plot and 1 direct quote. For real.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I am watching it right now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 1:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

her too

and hillary

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Might? I think you owe it to murrica to bone the first lady no matter what she looks like if she's offering.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I might have with 2000 version of Laura too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Man, I don't know. Something with the eyes. Looks a bit...off.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Hillary?

You’d fight the Thunder-Thighs?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd fight a lot to bone the wife of the president

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

BIGTILL IS A RACIST

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM CST reply actions  

Don't be upset

that Taylor Swift prefers dicks of a different color than yours.

She can’t help it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

unlike Taylor Swift who loves the black penis

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Heh

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So was Ty Cobb and he's in the HOF.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

We should have a commenter hof on LSB

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

soo...apparently the sun is going to try and kill us tomorrow.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

Cool

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

kinda what i thought

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

how?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

xx

http://gizmodo.com/5878656/how-this-huge-solar-storm-is-going-to-affect-you

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

i blame the angels.

and eli manning

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You forgot

David Freese

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmmm...

Who forgot to file the paperwork for an extension with the Mayans?

by Topgun22 on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

This is America.

They said fuck it and went to the karaoke bar.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jan 24, 2012 2:25 AM CST up reply actions  

is there a gif war going on that I can't see?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

You are missing out but I am glad you are

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I am too though

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well I am sorry you are missing out

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah cause it's not like I can't check it out tomorrow

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It's not the same

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

true

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

SO HA

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

You get excited about the weirdest shit.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I am not excited

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I am

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

For what?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

just in general

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Good

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep. My sad ass iPad slapped my lady on the ass

Looked me in the eye and said good luck loading this thread bitch

by elchicodelgado on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

THERE WILL BE NO MORE GIFS?

/tltq (and MikeE)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

How many fucks do you think I give?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

THAT WASN'T EVEN HIS HAT.

He found it in RF’s car.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought the shit was funny

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

x

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Heeyyyyy

It’s a party It’s a party It’s a partAY

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

my radio just went out!

THE SUN IS TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!!!!!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

Not all of us.

Only gingers.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

He's doomed.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

and schultzy

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Why me?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

sonofabitch!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Fun fact: sunburns are radiation burns!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLz

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I love it

then again, I love anarchism, so…

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

anarchy man

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

You're up!

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/23/2728138/john-sickels-farm-system-rankings#89706716

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay!!!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

The first moderators challenge!

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

x
evansilva Evan Silva
Here are Mike Mayock’s preliminary top-5 player rankings at each position for the 2012 NFL draft. With notes: is.gd/B1ARvR

by octoberty on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM CST reply actions  

Devon Still

I’m interested.

Also, why is LaMichael James ranked so low?

by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Brockers.

He’s small? That’s the only thing I can think of.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I really think it's size.

But damn that dude is fast.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

We used to call cole slaw liberty cabbage.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

i have no idea who is the closest to JJ Watt

but, that’s the exact type of player this team needs.

by Longhorn on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Been sayin this for a while.

Love that guy

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

BROCKERS

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure if he's that guy

Also, shouldn’t you be advocating for your fellow B1G guy?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

On Brockers
As a 5 prospect, I would put him up there with Marcell Dareus. I think Dareus was a cleaner prospect but I think Brockers has a bigger upside. I think he’s a better prospect than J.J. Watt and I really liked J.J. Watt coming out.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Woooah.

I’m pretty sure the Cowboys liked Watt, too.

And Dareus has been very impressive.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Seeeeeee. I'm telling you, Brockers.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I have an irrational fear

that he will be Marcus Spears.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I realized that today

Don’t care though. I want defensive help more than offensive, and I think he’ll be a good.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

I think he’ll move up the boards pretty soon. He wasn’t expected to declare.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

He's been rising a lot lately.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Why is he falling like that?

I’d rather have Melvin

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Weighed in at 280 today.

Also I think it’s the whole play football thing that’s making him drop. Reminds me of Amobi Okoye.

by sprite on Jan 23, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

well, i'd much rather have tyron smith than jj watt

but, this time around, whoever is in that mold…i hope we take him

by Longhorn on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Draft...

I’ll be perfectly happy if the Cowboys draft nothing but DBs and OLs in this draft…

Thus #14 – Kirkpatrick (If he falls bc of weed); DeCastro; Dennard

by Topgun22 on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

They could use help at every level of the defense.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Like, say, defensive end.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Or ILB. Maybe OLB…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Vontaze scares me too much, and there aren't any really sensational OLBs.

And we’re drafting in a bad spot for corners.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure...

They can use a talent influx all over the D, but…

Front 7 >>>>>>>>>>>> Secondary

by Topgun22 on Jan 23, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really

They badly need a safety and a corner, sure, but they also need another pass rusher and a couple of linebackers.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Well....

The front 7 has Ware, Lee, and Ratliff who are all star caliber, and some other passable players or young talent.

The secondary only has maybe 1-2 guys who are below average starters (Elam and Jenkins…maybe Scandrick as a 3CB). If Newman is on this team next year I am going to punt something

And the OG/C/OG trio was probably the worst in football last season

by Topgun22 on Jan 23, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Who else is young talent in the front 7? Please, do tell.

Scandrick is not a below-average starter, Scandrick’s just fine as a nickel guy.

Kosier isn’t that bad yet, and Arkin will be a lot better with an off-season to get stronger (it’s very rare for a small-school OL to start his rookie year, much less without an off-season due to the lockout).

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

(The first Scandrick should be Jenkins)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

It's not that simple.

Certain positions you can expect rookies to contribute quickly at. CB is generally not one of those positions.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

They could use help all over.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Mike Mayock may be one of the best analysts I've ever heard / watched in any sport I've ever watched.

Knowledge, speed, works the telestrator…simply the best I can remember.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

He's a scout.

Not a broadcaster. Thursday Night football games are painful to listen to sometimes.

by FBI36th on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He did the Houston / Cincy playoff game...he's the best I've ever heard / watched.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I want Brockers.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

i hope we draft only defensive players

load up on DLs, DBs. If there is value for an OL, get him, but, i want a start of a nasty D.

by Longhorn on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean

We had 8 consecutive first round picks go to defense, and 8/9 from ’98 – ’08**

**granted, we had no first round pick in ’00, ’01, or ’04

by Jobu. on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Hoarders are fucked up.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

and most are white trash

I can’t get enough of that show

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

thank you so.much, moe

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

what?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

you inspired me to have chipotle

it was awesome

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's nice to have every once in a while.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You people are ridiculous. I'm going to bed. FLOCKA.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST reply actions  

y'all go to bed

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by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 PM CST reply actions  

It's not even midnight.

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"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even 2:30

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have class tomorrow.

Why should I go to bed before 12>

Do you think I am geriatric?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm

batman begins or pawn stars?

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

BB.

Though, I think the beginning is a little slow so you could watch Pawn Stars and then get to the good stuff.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

i t has been on for an hour and a half

on amc

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

pawn stars was good tonight

New chick works there.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

nevermind

keenan and kel

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

quality

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

and eurotrip

so many decisions

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wow hard decision

Federer del Potro is on too which should be a good match

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

tennis

no

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Try it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

no thanks

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did you play?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

In my youth

Before I discovered hockey and lacrosse

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

never played

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I understand

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Something I find absolutely amazing about Pawn Stars

It’s somehow on it’s 70th episode of it’s 4th season.

Jesus.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

It's been that long?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what the site I DL TV from tells me.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

why is that amazing?

people will watch almost anything

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That there are several shows considered all time greats

that got maybe half as many episodes as this single season of Pawn Stars. I know the fact it’s cheaper than shit to produce has a lot to do with it, but it’s still kind of… wow.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

this thread is devolving

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

this lady will never get rid of this crap

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:36 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

That's a nice set of lunch lady arms there, Kelly Clarkson

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

can I go here, please?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST reply actions  

somewhere in El Salvador.

That’s actually my family in the picture.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Last time I was there, I got to hike up one of the volcanoes.

That was cool.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

In Spanish class we had to learn the Spanish speaking countries and their capitals with a song.

I’ll remember SAN SALVADOR, EL SALVADOR for the rest of my lfie.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I know exactly what song you're talking about.

Did it start with Mexico D.F., Mexico?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Precisely.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I still get that song stuck in my head sometimes.

Quito, Ecuador. Lima, Peru. Bogota, Colombia. [Drum interlude]

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

how is the grandpa?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He's doing a lot better.

Was able to leave the hospital while my parents were still visiting. Taking it easy for now.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

good to hear

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Bravo

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Cillian Murphy is a bad ass

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Yes, yes he is.

And nice to look at.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

not bad

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

never seen it

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

huh?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Full frontal at the very beginning of the movie.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

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by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I can not think of who he reminds me of

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

His name bugs me

it should sound like “Sillian”

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

He's irish isn't he?

Which means ignore everything you know about the English language

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yep.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Fed is locked in

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM CST reply actions  

Not if Ron Paul has anything to say about it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

hoarders are worse than addicts

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

gotham tax payers must be super pissed

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

had a little bit of everything here tonight.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 AM CST reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

lol

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Liam Neeson, bitches

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Represent.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

and Michael Fucking Caine

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

one more

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Del Potro is so close to being back again

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 AM CST reply actions  

why can they not make a superman movie this awesome?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Because Batman >> Superman

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

From the Onion

Prince Fielder Catching On To Fact That Teams Take Free Agents Out To Dinner A Lot

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 1:21 AM CST reply actions  

'sup bitches?

I’m not reading thru 1600 comments. what have i missed today?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 AM CST reply actions  

apparently nothing.

goodnight, friends.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

i did see that

funny

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

You guys are incredible

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 24, 2012 1:40 AM CST reply actions  

wha?

should i delay going to bed?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

the cub scout one?

I saw your handiwork. well done, my friend.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

You should also go look at the Sickels thread on the front page.

There’s a painting there.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to bed

I’ll check it out tomorrow. See you nerds on the flippity flop. GAZZIZUH, DILZNUFESES!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 24, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

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