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mind = blown
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Go into the peace corp man
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
dude
it appears that if you work for a 501©(3) you can have some loans forgiven after 120 payments (10 years)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
eh screw that
at my min payment amount im done before then lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's a great rule.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Don't think it's horrible
Just had no clue it was out there
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well I think it's horrible
What about the families from OKC? Or someone killed in Pan AM 103?
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
I was going to go more towards vets
But oj
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not sexy enough.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ok, them too
And police officers/firemen killed in the line of duty?
Oh hell, screw it….
FREE Education for everyone!!!!! We are the 99%!!!!!
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
That seems to be quite a bit of overreaction.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't think OJ deserves it
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Ok*
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you beat me to this by about 4 1/2 hours
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
victims of oj?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
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Up to 5k a year.
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Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH WORDS IN THE BODY OF THIS FAN POST!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I am exempt from the 75 word limit.
That is my greatest power as an “Author”
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
bum
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
jerk.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I love this image.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Reddit...
It is of Neil deGrasse Tyson.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
I don't typically read comments on yahoo but this one made me laugh on the article about Tim Thomas not going to the White House due to his political beliefs.
See, I thought Tim Thomas wasn’t there because Peggy never fixed his credit card and he couldn’t buy a plane ticket.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Michael Jordan refused to go with Bulls to visit Bush 41.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
guess i never heard of that
since he was normally pretty pc to the media (infront of the scenes, behind the scenes he was an asshole)
i’ll always remember the quote, ‘republicans buy shoes too’
by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
It was the most political thing he did that I remember...wanna say Spike Lee told him not to go.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
rofl
but if he doesn’t want to meet obama that’s fine
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
I don't like Obama
But if I got a chance to meet him, I would take it,
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 6:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i couldnt turn down
a chance to meet a president
by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
Yep. That opportunity
Is greater than any political views or party lines.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
x
nickeatman Nick Eatman
When asked if he thinks his team is close to the super bowl bound giants, Jerry jones didn’t agree saying “they got better and we didn’t.”
Oh fuck him.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Whose fault is that?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
darrells
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
YUUUUUUUUUUP
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
so bored, you guys
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So fucking tired.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
why?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Didn't sleep at all last night.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you should get some sleep
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Good advice.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I try, till
I really do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You are very caring person
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Did you ever check out appextractor?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Below 200 for the first time in 6 years, you guys.
Happy, happy day for me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
And I'm the fattest I've ever been on my life. =(
I say that as I chow down on a Chipotle burrito.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
And I just got done running three miles - heh.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Freebirds > Chipotle
/Homer Simpson drool
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I thought eating Chipotle was a good way to lose weight.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
the chicken burrito bowls with black beans are healthyish
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
how tall are you
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
5'9"
I carry weight strangely, though. I have never looked my weight.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I carry all my weight in my dick.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you must not weigh very much
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 10 recs
No, a HOCKEY! puck
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You were 5'9" / 232 ?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
im 6 foot 3 and weighed in at 239 this morning... EESH
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
Ask Max what I looked like. I was 225 when he met me
and 225 when Closure met me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
closure weights 120 lbs soaking wet
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
douche canoe
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh
pink bandannas don’t do it for you moe?
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
no.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
no.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Nobody will ever beat the lohan rehab river rafting douche
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
People say the camera adds ten lbs of douche...
So i’m guessing this pic was taken with two cameras.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
really? looks like about 180 max....big legs maybe..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
That's what gets me.
I’ve always been thick below the waist.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I already made this joke.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yes... you made a joke.
I’m stating facts motherfucker!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
oh there it is...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
There's some homely ladies at Penn.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I was a staff member at my college house
and the new freshmen were sent on a scavenger hunt to familiarize themselves with campus. And these two got their late and had no group, so my buddy (the other dude) and I (both staff) took them to do a scavenger hunt.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
whats going on in this pic?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
It's a joke
People at Penn drunkenly piss on it (I never have – I was posing).
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My wang was secured within my 2006 khaki shorts
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Head band?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Wish I was 6'3
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Guess you better get a step-ladder if you're still planning on cold-cocking me.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Not this thread...
Not this day.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Thank you
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
It's not needed
You won’t ever show up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not tonight, not this thread.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Just speaking the truth
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Homer Simpson weighed 239 lbs
“I’m 239 and feeling fine!”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I mean I looked chubby, but not like what you would expect.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I need to lose about 30 lbs
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
I need to lose about 20
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
im gonna try to lose 30 before the tailgate.. we'll see.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
That's good goal.
I’ll commit to 20 lbs, that’s it though.
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
+ 1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I read this after I've put a cake in the oven for you
/posts that sound dirty but aren’t
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
I gained 10 lbs over Thanksgiving/x-mas
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 6:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I want to gain about 10-15
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's about how much I want to lose.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Alternatively I'm going to just start long-distance running.
We’ll see how much I like running once I get new shoes/it warms up a little bit.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVELY THERE
you people need reading comprehension lessons.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I figured you were joking (hoped, really)
the others…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
THUS, READING COMPREHENSION LESSONS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
COMMA SHMOMMA
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That is the alternatively
I either want to gain 10-15 pounds, or stay at the weight I am at and just start running (apparently I look like I could be a runner).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Isn't it generally the opposite?
Or do you mean small as in light-weight?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Taller people should have an advantage over smaller people...
because they get more distance with each stride so therefore would theoretically burn less injury at the same distance. But then again, a shorter person that is skinny vs. a taller person that is skinny would seem to have less wind resistance.
Wind resistance doesn't matter much at running speeds
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Maybe I am just more wind resistant that others.
But I have definitely experienced plenty of wind resistance while running and I have done plenty of running over the last 7 years. It is not nearly as bad as a bike, but it is still very noticeable.
Yes, there certainly is wind resistance
Just it’s almost negligible when compared to the advantages you get from having longer legs.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh yeah, definitely
I am not sure that a taller person would even be more wind resistant as it is. Most of the additionally height is made up in the legs and I think the increase in resistance their would be minimal.
Depends on distance...
Shorter people make better sprinters, in general.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Less weight to carry for a proportionate amount of muscle
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
I think it has to do with start up time.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Because it takes less force to achieve the same acceleration for a smaller mass =)
It all comes down to weight.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
No,
I think it has more to do with stride. It comes down to physics, but I think it’s more leverage (Now on TNT) than mass.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
I really think it's F=ma
Acceleration matters infinitely more in a short race, and with a smaller mass your acceleration is greater for any given force.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Anecdotally,
why aren’t all sprinters tall skinny people then?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Not enough muscle to generate the force required
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Which is one of the reasons Bolt is such a freak.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Yes,
indeed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
It's not that his top speed is faster that's shocking
it’s that he can get up to that speed so quickly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Better or worse than Gunner?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
So quick to ditch Synjyn Days?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
BURN
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Gunner to me sounds more like an aggressive sport's name.
There is just something sleek and fast about the name Usain Bolt.
Maybe he's running to a buffet
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Doc told me I have stress induced asthma.
I don’t do long distance running very well.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Stress or exercise?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
oops...exercise.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
=)
There’s an app medication for that
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
'treatment'
And the first thing I’m going to recommend for you is stinger removal.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
I can barely run a mile and a half without hyperventilating.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
How is that even possible...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
I get super winded after more than maybe 1.5 miles
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Sure,
but half a mile? There will be times when he’s half a mile from his superfast bumblebee…WHAT WILL THE WORLD DO WITHOUT THIS CHASE SCENE?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
TWHS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
You think he's just some geek from the streets
who gets too handsy with his steel stinger?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
I struggled with 1.1 today.
But most of that was a product of missing lunch and not having anything to eat since a light breakfast at 7 a.m.
I'm not sure I believe that everyone telling me how easy it is would be able to finish a mile at a good clip without slowing down for a bit themselves.
You said half a mile.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
~4 minutes of running?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
The third day I was in Colorado
I had to run a mile and a half. It was pretty pathetic.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Bit different...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I was also in less-than-ideal shape.
It was just miserable.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
Holy cow, I tried to spring up this half-mile
steep slope in Lake Tahoe. I thought I was going to die when I finally gave up.
Aren't you something like 24 years old?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Aren't you something like 1000 years old?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
And you're a virgin.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh you got me good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
why are you cool with some people and then do this to others?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He occasionally calls me a spare from a crap school.
He hasn’t done it in a while, though.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
he is always cool with me
but he does this to other people for some reason
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
In his defense, I'm a dick to him
In my defense, he has a ton of baseball knowledge, but doesn’t express his baseball opinions sincerely, because he wants to troll people.
I only throw punches at people who throw punches at me...
I don’t consider asking him his age to be an insult.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
They have inhalers that can help with that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
I have an inhaler but it doesn't seem to do me any good.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Hrm.
Perhaps the common stuff has been tried, I’m not sure, but I just thought you should know that there are things that can be done.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Something that has plagued me since middle school (which was when I did track)
was after running long distances, I would start to see things that looked like fan blades spinning. Had to lay down with my knees up and my eyes closed until it went away.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Woah, that's pretty
intriguing err interesting. You get it checked out?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
I have no idea who to even start asking.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
The amount of medical knowledge that I have forgotten
scares me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'd start with a general practice doc
if it keeps going, but they might refer you to a specialist (neurologist or some such).
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
oy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Lo siento
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Or as I like to call it...
“The Taylor Swift Technique”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Taylor Swift being a whore
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Trolling Schultzy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
They do it to be mean to me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I just see an opportunity and go for it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
a few of us do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am sad you chose to turn on me like this
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I stopped with the sex jokes, schultzy
I troll the shit out of till, too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
True fucking story
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I do it because I care
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Right
Schultzy does it cause he has hate in his heart
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
There you go with those baseless assumptions again
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
On LSB we make fun over everybody.
NOONE IS IMMUNE, KEVIN.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
not me, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This thing has legs
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I bet it gets old pretty quick
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not exactly...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, well the physiological process is similar...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Every time I get distance built up I end up injuring myself.
I started back last week, but now it is in my head.
good for you! I'd like to put about ten on myself...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
/Taylor Swift
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm really glad this is taking off, you guys.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
as long as it's muscle ..sure
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Your guns aren't big enough
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 6:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
grats, bro
I’m really trying to change my mindset about my body abuse. I can’t afford put off taking care of myself anymore.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Thank you man
I’m really thrilled with how I feel
A burden should never be something out of your control.
you got to do it Jam.....NOW
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Hey that's good news.
Congrats.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Congrats
Sincerely
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
Good job
Trying to get to 215 and able to do 6 miles straight by April. I’m at 230 right now and 3 miles.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I'm very happy and relieved to report that Homer does not appear to have suffered another serious injury to his leg.
As many of you know, my black lab Homer underwent major knee reconstruction a few months back. He’s been good until Saturday when we went out to the park, he bounded after a stick and twisted it badly. He wouldn’t put any weight on it the rest of the day and I was sure he’d blown his knee again. Sunday, it was hardly better, but a little. If I was being honest, it looked exactly like it did when he blew his knee out the first time.
So, I was terrified. Either a) he’d need another surgery and it would cost me a grand + or b) the damage to his already-handicapped bionic knee would be to an extent that the surgeon would just recommend euthanasia.
I was waiting until this morning to take him to the vet, in hopes that he’s show improvement and, thankfully, he was MUCH better this morning, and better still this afternoon when I got home. He’s walking on it fully, using it to get up and down, and even trotting around the yard and wanting to play.
Long story short: I don’t have to put my dog down.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
That's awesome.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Great to hear, jelly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
That's awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This day needs to end...
Until then, let’s go with this….
Etta James Dr. John I’d Rather Go Blind
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
My neighbor cleared my driveway for the second time in four days.
I should give him a gift certificate or something, right?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
A gift certificate for mouth hugs.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't think his wife and kids would appreciate that.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
I don't even really know him.
Never met anyone in their household. What if they don’t eat cookies?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
glory hole
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
Report them to the DHS
Because if you don’t like cookies, you hate America.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Ha ha ha
True. But I don’t think my cookies are good enough to serve as currency for snow clearing. Seriously. My least favorite task ever.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I was thinking that baked goods were the way to go.
If you asked him to do it, I might be more inclined to go with a gift certificate.
a gift certificate to a restaurant would be cool
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 6:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did he sign with the Nats yet?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty excited about a weekend trip I'm getting ready to book
March 17-19, Las Vegas. I have family there so no hotel needed, but it’s the first weekend of the NCAA Tournament & the Rangers play there on Sat & Sun. My only regret is I can’t take off work to have a long weekend, but gambling + Spring Training baseball… pretty pumped
by drizzle on Jan 23, 2012 6:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That sounds awesome
Except … are you sure that’s the weekend the Rangers are in Vegas, because I’m pretty sure I’m seeing them in Surprise and Maryvale that weekend. Maybe it’s split squad, I guess.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
And it is split squad
Bummer. Wonder who will travel and who will stay.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Big afternoon for TCU.
Daje Johnson just tweeted that he’s staying with TCU.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And MEJ is staying with FSU.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
DGB?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
In-home with OU tonight.
Apparently a really good visit to Arky this past weekend. In-home with Mizzou later this week.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Down to those 3 right
Or is Texas even in the hunt?
(i have no issue with him going to arky. With Wilson and the RBs)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
we could have had it aaaaaaaaaaallllllllll
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:31 PM CST via Android app reply actions
die.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
swag
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Screw Jerry
Calvin Watkins
Jerry Jones said the biggest difference between the cowboys and giants is Eli Manning. He did praise Tony Romo
1 hour ago via UberSocial for iPhone
Oh jeezus.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with defense…nothing at all…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
I have no doubt that's exactly what ol' Jerrah said.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Without question.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Further demonstrating how out of touch with reality he is.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
he's almost 70 right?
How much longer? Sigh
by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Check out the caption on the picture.
http://www.blueoceantackle.com/pirate_ship_for_sale.htm
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not this again.
espn_durrett Richard Durrett
Hamilton feels good physically and will report to spring training early.
x
Richard Durrett @espn_durrett
Hamilton says even if deal not reached prior to spring training that after season, first team he wants to talk to are #Rangers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Is he in the best shape of his life?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I hope no photos like this emerge at tailgate
Link because not really suitable for work although it’s not immediately obvious why
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
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BreakingNews Breaking News
#BREAKING: Two cars have fallen into the bay from Highway 101 near Candlestick Park – @nbcbayarea
Oh yes yes yes
AngelsRadioKLAA Angels Radio AM830
Vernon Wells:“I’d really like to hit 2nd for this team next year”.
by octoberty on Jan 23, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
So would we, Vernon.
So would we.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
Obviously hoping Pujols will give him better pitches to hit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You guys.. I just got done playing basketball..
I played with probably the most fun pick up team I’ve ever played with. No one was really truly awesome, but great passing, movement, spacing, no ball hogging, no stupid plays.. It was fantastic. We beat three teams who were more skilled than us just by playing good basketball. Love when that happens.
/cs,b
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Coach K would nod in appreciation
Then nibble on pieces of cheese
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
are you all a bunch of old guys?
old guys normally have great ball movement
by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
And great ball dangling too
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
I would say oldest guy was 26?
Black guy – early 20’s – 6’4
Black guy – 25-26 – 6’2 and built
Me (white) – 23 – 6’
Mexican guy – <20 – 5’9
Asian kid – 18 – 5’7
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
No, we were like the cover picture of a college brochure for intramurals
But goddamn did we play fundamentally awesome basketball
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
And two of the three teams we beat were...
Black outs, if you will..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Heh
I play with Asians, so we’re practically forced to run like maniacs and move the ball around.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Hahah makes sense
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
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Kazuto Yamazaki @LaBlynne Close
Japanese source says Rangers agreed to trade Koji to the Jays. bit.ly/xUwPy8
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This would make me very sad
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If true...
Freeing up salary…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Sig.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I will be shocked
If it’s true
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Because he's very good
And he’s someone who is going to actually be around all year (more than you can say for sure about yoshii) for your $100+ new import)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Believe everything you hear/read?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
colby rasmus.. your 2012 center fielder
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
The Jays also signed Omar Vizquel...
If their fans hadn’t have been such idiots during the whole Darvish saga, I might have sort of liked them.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
what did the fans do?
I guess I didn’t see it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
or don't remember
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Major entitlement bullshit.
They deserved Darvish and Texas durr durr and AA is a genius derp.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
why did they deserve him?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's this kind of shit (on MinorLeagueBall)
Lets go Jays!!!!
The future is bright with this young collection of MLB and MiLB talent and the best GM in the business!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
but we say that kind of stuff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The Rangers also have a little more cause
because they’ve not only built a strong farm system, but also a consistent major league winner.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That and they led the Darvish stakes in fringe bloggers making up rumors that people began to believe as fact...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
at least no one believes IANF
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And at least IANF isn't saying the Rangers are going to hold a press conference at 9:00 PM...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
i never made up any rumors claiming them to be breaking news
or anything definitive… i just passed along the info I got from 2 sources very close to the team
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
I know...
I’m defending you as not a bullshitter.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
I was just thinking it would be funny if his stuff got picked up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol.. i dont want that... my first and last name are on my tweets
dont want molotov cocktails through my window
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
especially with you putting your address out there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol i tried to send that as a DM
i deleted it realy quick though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
There was some of that on the Sickels team prospect rankings...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Until I get some verification from a stateside writer
whether it’s TR or a national guy, I don’t believe it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
#Oklahoma

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Is that necessary legislation?
If so, why?
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Raises for coaches??
This is why you posted this right?
by lost in space on Jan 23, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
So big
Fuck even everything up on mobile
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Danish Wedding Cookies are soooo good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What are cake pops?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
How would this even be possible?
RT @BallinWithBryan
@RobMahoney Cuban also said he’s been looking at trying to adjust stats based on a fatigue factor, but it’s still too difficult to adjust.
Cubana nuts is how
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I've been trying for ages
to figure out how to show statistically that the Mavs’ record in close games isn’t a fluke.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Something came out on that during the playoffs
Cuban talked about it being the reason they acquired Kidd ..his numbers during winning time were off the charts.
Also, this one
http://getbuckets.fantake.com/2011/01/09/dirk-nowitzki-and-lebron-james-black-swans/
I just wonder why Hollinger keeps pursuing the “Mavs can’t keep winning these close games” angle.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Never read this one. Always thought this though
So when the Mavericks give the ball to Dirk and Jason Terry (a career 84.4% FT shooter) at the end of the fourth quarter, they are shortening the game.
It's hard for me to get my head around this
On one hand, the Mavs seem to clearly play better than their opponents in clutch situations. On the other hand, people who say that the Mavs shouldn’t really have in games decided by the specific margin of one point are probably right, because I’m not sure how overall clutch play impacts one possession which decides the one-point gap.
But I think the Mavs’ ability (at least in the past, if not in the future) to outperform their Pythag. record is generally not a fluke…kind of like Matt Cain’s magical HR/FB% repression.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
It wouldn't surprise me at all
if a correlation that works 80-90% of the time has some exceptions that can be measured and predicted.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Manually compiling indicators that you felt indicated fatigue.
You wouldn’t do it just off performance data.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah, I think it would be very very difficult.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Hamilton is apparently hanging out at Academy tonight
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
Go tell him to come talk to us on LSB
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't think I should speak to him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He wouldn't like LSB
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nope
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
He wouldn't even make it to the alcohol and drug-use (worst part for him)
Before he got off
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
the Taylor Swift gangbang novella
Wouldn’t go over well either
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He could hang with me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No way...
After six hours straight of Magic The Gathering and your “All Night Harry Potter Party” he’d be back off the wagon before spring training.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What is Magic The Gathering?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You pretend to not know about it just like you pretend Taylor Swift wasn't involved in a six man gang bang.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
No, I really don't know
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it is a card game
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I almost wish I had held on to all the shit I had in high school
Of course, that’s provided it would be worth money now, which I do not know.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I played it once
it wasn’t bad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Every day at lunch for like 2 years in HS.
YES, I WAS A VIRGIN THEN, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
don't make fun of harry potter
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I had the biggest MtG addiction in high school
I still play the Steam game… lets me get my nerdiness out… without paying $10 a pack.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I have a friend trying to go pro in Magic.
APPARENTLY IT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Are they turning tricks?
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Toby wonder?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tony *
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
YOu have nerdy friends
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Just the one!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Well yeah man.
Taylor Swift is a pro at making six dicks disappear at the same time so it’s possible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sir Gawain over here
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
he was really cool the handful of times I talked to him
not sure I knew about lsb at the time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's a really great guy
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
we had a special rule for him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well it's not exactly like he can be judgmental towards others.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Max
You ever going to play me back?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Oy, I haven't been on in a few days.
I’ll play in a bit.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
.
mental_floss Mental Floss
Last year the TSA found $409,085.56 in spare change left at airport checkpoints. Under current rules, they get to keep it. (via @TheHill)
Wow really?
That’s shit ton of money
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
On that scale?
Not really…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
Hoe Lee Shit
Aquaman, Chrom, TTWBBG you might wanna take a look at this.
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/01/own-a-piece-of-the-aggro-crag-from-nickelodeons-guts
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Great comment...
How much is this going for, let’s go to the leaderboard MO!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I had a friend that went on Legend of the Hidden Temple...
I had a pretty big crush on Moira “Mo” Quirk back in the day.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
I just told this to some of the guys on here, but I know someone who was on Hidden Temple too.
He fell into the moat.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
What a pussy.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
My friend is originally from Hungary...
and had just come to America and that was one of the first things she did when she came over here. Her team made it to the Temple but they lost when her teammate fucking sucked at it and got lost. She never got to go into the Temple because he took up the entire time. She ended up winning a TV and a bicycle as consolation prizes. She must have thought America was super weird/awesome.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of...
Who wants to see the worst temple run in history?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This comment made me laugh more than it should have.
I hope these kids died.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
bring the show back
and make it a hunger games type thing
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I still don't know what Hunger Games is.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Of course you don't because they are books
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't either...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh well let me explain
The Hunger Games is the first book of a series. It is very popular right now. It’s based in a post apocalyptic America and kids are selected for a game show where they fight for survival
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Now a really shitty looking movie.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I have a good feeling about it. I have a good movie gut.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The trailer looked VERY Twilight-ish
Only with murder instead of glistening vampires.
I like Lawrence and I’d like it to be good, but I’m not hopeful.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
well there are Team Peeta shirts for sale...
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
I will go see it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's like if Legend of the Hidden Temple was about all the kids going into the temple and they kill each other until only one kid is left...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
Nailed it.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks Goet...
See Schultzy? No need to be an asshole about it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You make baseless assumptions about me so I'm just reciprocating it :)
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Duly noted.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I SAW THIS WHEN I WAS A KID
IT CEMENTED MY BELIEF THAT I WAS BETTER THAN THOSE LOSERS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Your friend is an idiot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I didn't say he wasn't.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
that was my favorite show back in the day
of course, they didnt really have a game show i didnt love
by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
MOTHERFUCKER I WANT THIS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Aqua retweed this..
Wilnerness590 Mike Wilner
Trying to find out more about Japanese "Uehara to #Bluejays " report – there’s definitely something going on. #Jays are in on him.
who is this?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
hes the blue jays equivelant to brian dolgin
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
koji and david murphy
for colby rasmus? is this dumb?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
if you were able to dump both those salaries
while getting Rasmus and then signing Prince, I think It would be safe to say, I’d like this deal.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
If that happened, I'd die of priapism.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
one of the best youtube videos ever...marine screams like a little girl on Orlando ride.
“the slingshot” in Orlando, looks pretty scary to me…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOdd30uUeXE
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Wheat bagel
Sharp cheddar
Cream cheese
2 organic eggs
Avocado
Sea salt
Pepper
Banging like a biscuit, son.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Forgot the slice of turkey
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sounds good... minus the cream cheese and avocado
Am a fan of the turkey, cheese, and egg bagel, though.
what the hell?
Just take off all things good
by matteo25 on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
take out the cream cheese and the avocado and that sounds really good
I may have to go to the store
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
why would you take the avacado out?
cream cheese and cheddar cheese? hmm
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
I don't like either of those things
everything else sounds awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 7:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
does Garth Brooks do the theme song?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ha ha
I don’t think so
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Oooh
Jim Crane considering changing team name of the Astros
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
Alright... new suggestions - GO.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Keeping with the space theme and the disastrous season the have.
The Columbias…Too soon?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Astro fans are going to be so mad...
They’re practically going to be an expansion team.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
*high five*
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Bizball Maury hinted they would change to the Stros...
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Accurate
Would their mascot be a rain drop?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Colt 45's was actually a pretty good original name.
Very cool hats.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
id be willing to bet
switching back to that would result in a huge merchandise bump
by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed but....
The baseball wearing a cowboy hat was better.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Do people adctually think the Astros is a bad name?
Actually relates to Houstons history, isn’t a random animal, sounds ok….
My only issue
is it doesn’t fit their uniforms or ballpark at all.
There’s nothing space-related about that stupid fucking train.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
And after the last 5 years, is now a name firmly entrenched in the minds of baseball fans a giant joke
At least that’s my best guess as to why they want to change it.
But you don’t see the Pirates changing their name…
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Houston Streets
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Houston Humidity.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Touche, salesman.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So, you want proof that Swaim is a bullshit artist?
He just posted this: http://twitpic.com/8az5sa
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions
That's not the real Swaim.
That’s a copy of Swaim.
Not to say he isn’t full of shit.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Holy shit, did we just get shitty twitter asshole Inceptioned?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah I saw that account a bit ago, it changes the I to an L, which on twitter looks identical.
The guy is obviously nonsense regardless though. MLBTradeRumors quotes various people on Cody Ross probably signing with the RedSox hours ago, so he says hes signed with the RedSox as fact and retweets people congratulating him? and then taunts Ken Rosenthal, geez.
Rosenthal reporting the Koji thing now
Ken_Rosenthal
Sources: #Rangers discussing Uehara with #BlueJays, other clubs. Uehara is under contract for $4M next season. #MLB
Poop
Clearing salary...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He really doesn't have a spot though.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Nathan, Adams, Ogando roll 7th thru 9th inning...that leaves
Feldmania, Yoshi, Lowe and ….do we still have Gonzo?
We need some LH bully help.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
As much as I love Yoshi...
You can’t say that Yoshi had a place but Uehara wouldn’t have.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yoshi costs less.
And I’ve never been convinced that Koji needed to be here for Yu. Just because they’re both Japanese doesn’t mean they’re bros.
Yoshi and Yu were actually teammates… Koji is a just a fellow countrymen.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It has nothing to do with Yu to me...
Just that Koji is way better at pitching than Yoshi is.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Also true.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh absolutely.
And I was looking forward to more Koji.
But if this IS a salary move and leads to other moves…
That excites me. And also pretty much guarantees Ogando to the pen.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What if it means the Blue Jays don't sign Cordero so he goes to the Angels?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
Cordero sucks.
I hope he goes to the Angels.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
New Fer-Rod?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Koji sucked it here last year...7 HRs in 19 IPs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
You said it all with that 19 IPs...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
And Josh also made an ungodly play on a ball in Oakland...
wanna say bases were drunk and he made a hellacious snag.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Probably busted a groin displaying that level of want...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
A JW sub-section has made it to OT
Sad day
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It is slightly better...
Than 6 HR in 28 IP with a 5.79 ERA.
If we’re having fun with small samples.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Wrong
/’08 TT and CD
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If they didn't feel like it was going to continue, Koji's ass wouldn't have
been inactive in the World Series.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Koji sucked it against Tampa and Detroit on top of all the regular season suckage in Texas ...he deserved
to be inactive in the World Series.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I didn't say otherwise...
just saying the strain on the already overworked bullpen led to some disastrous performances from other people. Like, mind-blowingly bad. 7 BBs in 2 2/3 by Ogando (2 were intentional, though)?
If they did feel like it was going to continue
I’m sure Koji would’ve been dealt for scraps already.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
You are stupid
That’s the definition of a SSS. 19 ip? Are you kidding me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Gonzalez is still a free agent.
And about the only LHP left.
Kirkman will probably get a look.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And maybe Ross, and maybe even Perez.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He has walked 1 RHB since the beginning of the 2010 season.
This has nothing to do with what I just said, but it’s impressive. 68:1 K/BB ratio.
But I was told the Rangers couldn't do anything because they were in the Dominican!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Thad Levine is still here.
The Negotiator.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I know what it's like, GoET
Sarcasm doesn’t work on the internet
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What are you yelling at me?!
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What would get in return?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Would we*
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Legit
Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
Sources: #Rangers discussing Uehara with #BlueJays, other clubs. Uehara is under contract for $4M next season. #MLB
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Freeing up that Fielder money
But really, Id trust JD not to just get rid of Uehara for 10 cents on the dollar for a bad run in TX. If hes trading him he gets the benefit of the doubt that its worthwhile… lets see.
Translation: I WOULD REALLY LIKE TEXAS TO UP THEIR OFFER
JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
#rangers love #prince, and vice versa. but I believe texas brass that it isn’t that likely to win derby after yu. In, but not favorite
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Boras really needs his own twitter account
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
EG
Confirmed: Rangers are having conversations on Uehara. Moving him could save $ and he might be superfluous in ’pen if Ogando moves back.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'm with him there
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm gonna take the plunge and follow him.
He’s the ying to CJ’s asshole yang.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
this is unfortunate wording
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's confusing as shit considering he used to hate Joe Saunders with a passion
And Joe Saunders and Tommy Hunter are basically the same pitcher, value and talent-wise.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
So ... which one of you single guys wants to be on TV and date her?

She’s a mom. And the next bachelorette.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
I merely answered the question literally: date her, not just do her.
But yes, she would be much hotter with athletic upper arms like so:

SMANG IT!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Sigh.
Watch this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
He's HUMMING.
Because he’s Yung Humma.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
She's a mom?
So, not a virgin? Pass.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Here you go ... with her daughter and dogs

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Ha ha
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'd take her for a test drive
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Interesting choice of words
She was engaged to a NASCAR driver who died in a plane crash. A week or so later, she found out she was pregnant.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, so the child was born out of wedlock. What a slut.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Your not the only one
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I came to terms with it.
I said if the Mavs won, I don’t care what happens to any of my other teams.
It’s good to be back in a big game, at least.
I feel terrible for Williams.
Que sera, sera.
Look at it this way
If you don’t get with her, but you have an interesting personality (or lots of viewers just like you for some reason), you can be the bachelor in the future.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
There are... no words.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Jealous?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
It's missing Hinder and Aerosmith
Can’t be a TRUE ROCK CAR.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
that car is an ugly shade of red
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
W... T... FUCK...
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe it's depicting a struggle.
Despite the efforts of bands such as Nickelback, rock n’ roll (as embodied by KISS) will never die.
We can only hope
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nickelback?
What the fuck.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Playing both sides of Phoenix / Dallas tonight.
Dallas moneyline to win and Phx +5.5.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
not lookin great
w/the way marions playing
by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Longhorns fans
How do you feel about Mack Brown’s four-year extension?
Serious question. Not trolling.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
I bet he doesn't finish it out
And is the AD in 5
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Interesting
Hadn’t thought of that
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
As a Tech fan, I love it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Why
So TT can continue to be 6th or 7th in recruiting in Texas?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
13-12 the last two years with 4 of your last 5 recruiting classes in the Top 5?
Damned right I love seeing Mack Brown get an extension.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Funny
As Bad as the have been, still are a better team than TT. And could have a top 10 running game/defense
I’ll take every Texas team the last ten years over every TT team those years.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Micah's question had to do with Mack Brown, Dorf.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
My response was to the idiot who replied to a question
Directed at others
As Bad as this Texas team has been the last 2 years, what is their h2h record vs Tech?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
don't ask me, I'm nominally a Horns baseball fan, and ...
… I guess I was too swept up in Rangers postseason fever last October to realize that 2B Jordan Etier was busted with 2/3 oz of weed and kicked off the team.
I was on campus today and picked up the student paper, and the great news is HE’S BEEN REINSTATED w/ a four-game suspension.
Dude’s my new favorite player on the squad. He’s obviously solved the “no beer sales @ the college ballpark” problem I’ve been facing all these years…
And with Mack Brown still coaching Texas, the rest of the Big 12 has a
shot against all that Top 5 talent.
If they ever got a real coach, the rest of the conference is screwed.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Like tuberville?
Lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just can't compete with this shit
http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_the-5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html
The ones on the first page are meh. The ones on the second are ridiculous.
Sure you can
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
From the comments:
I once read a story that featured Optimus Prime and Princess Leia having sex. At one point, we discover that Optimus has an entire room in his ass, covered in pictures of all the people he’s had sex with.
Checkmate.
I wish I had that kind of imagination.
Well, not exactly that kind.
Damn, Optimus.
You dirty.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Someone once sent me Angel from the television show Angel with Papa Smurf...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
There's a John Mayer fanfic out there
I won’t reveal where I found it.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
I have no sexual attraction to John Mayer.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
Oh jeez, no
John Mayer, Ashanti, Michelle Branch & Amy Lee.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
This was probably just a transcript of actual events...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
heh
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
NBC Republican debate
Gotta give it up to USF audience; they are sitting quietly and listening.
After the hillbilly fest that was South Carolina, this is pleasant, to say the least.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOL YOU AMERICANS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BACKWOODS RACIST FLAG-LOVING REDNECKS
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I am going to beat you this week
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I would like at least 4-6 this week
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So it's basically like a USF football game?
Zing!Z
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
I was just telling my wife the same thing.
You would have thought those morons were at a sporting event.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Oh well
I’ll think back to my good times visiting Clemson, and block out the other stuff.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
think a buddy of mine
told me they werent lettting hardly any students int he place
by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
My wife is going to love the shit out of that Smash show.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
My wife loved the Pilot and was pissed she'd have to wait until next month to see more.
It’s… not good.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
We missed the pilot already?
Maybe I could head this off with that information.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't know if it aired or just leaked on the internet.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
We're watching the Office.
Amy Adams was really hot on the show.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
When was she on?
I don’t remember that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I didn't watch then
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Does Evan Grant liveblog Raw every week?
It’s kind of… entertaining (what the hell?)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
First time I've seen it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
ive had that on
pretty much as background noise all night. didnt even hear what jericho said. still want the jacket though
by studcrackers on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Great fucking job, Rick.
You just said that illegal immigrants working in the United States “probably” stole someone’s identity to do it.
No, dipshit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Santorum.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He said that the other day too.
“They haven’t been here not hurting anyone. They’ve been breaking the same law everyday for 25 years”.
A paraphrase.
He’s an idiot.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
No.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I know it wasn't intentional,
But it sure as hell sounded like he said it.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The other day he did call Obama a "crony capitalist".
Which, I don’t even know what that means. I figured that was another name for the manager of an investment firm.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
No, I'd never heard that term before.
Is that weird?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Have you paid much attention to politics in the past?
That’s where you hear it 99% of the time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, and I have a degree in history.
I guess I’ve just never come across it (unlikely), or it didn’t register.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I feel like Rick Perry has it said (probably correctly) about him all the time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well there you have it. I go comatose when he opens his mouth.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
It's what people (incorrectly) think of when they think of regular capitalism, nowadays.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ah ok.
No, not weird, just wasn’t sure if you were being serious or not.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Background
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rent-seeking
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I like what he's saying he wants to do with nasa
But like it would ever happen
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Romney came out strong in favor of a big navy and a resurgent NASA.
I actually agree with both things, but I don’t know how we fund the latter right now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I was in and out for that portion, so I don't know.
I didn’t hear him say it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Because it's there.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm down with the resurgent NASA
as long as they don’t restart the shuttle. They need to think bigger and focus on advancing technology.
The problem with the shuttle was not replacing it sooner, not stopping it when they did.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It was stupid-expensive
You’re right, though… they should have contracted one of the private companies sooner to build its replacement.
Yeah, but ten/fifteen years ago I think it would've ended up in the same boat as an F-22/JSF thing expense-wise.
MUST INCLUDE ALL THE NEW TOYS
Yeah, you may be right
The public reacted pretty quickly to those contests to build space jets, though.
Who knows if things could have accelerated more quickly if NASA hadn’t been so adamant about their monopoly on space, and they’d let investors know that billions were to be made if they could build their own shuttle/plane.
They started making their own replacement but try scrapped it after spending a large sum of money that I don't care to remember how large it was
It was a joint Boeing nasa venture and you can go see a hangar with the prototype in Houston
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'd like to see that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nasa in Houston is legit
Before Disney got put in charge you could Just walk around and watch people working on shit, astronauts training in spaesuits in a pool it was awesome. Last time I went it was way more touristy
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, I have the figures somewhere, but don't feel like looking
It was ridiculously expensive.
Above, I said “to build its replacement,” and I meant that we should have contracted out the flights sooner, imo. That is, had another company build the replacement on their dime with a guaranteed contract from NASA if it were effective.
That makes more sense
The whole contract thing might work for nasa
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sustained space bases is probably the only reason we would NEED to put people in space but alot of things are easier with people than robots, also a reusable craft is cheaper than essentially launching missiles into space
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Well, not shuttles per se.
But manned craft, yes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Newt's idea wasn't awful or racist for once
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Grr argh
Guess the biggest percentage of the national budget NASA took up ever.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's minute.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Touche
And I am definitely of the opinion that it paid for itself in technological advances many times over.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Who do you work for if you don't mind me asking?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't anymore.
I worked for an organization that worked on data analysis for probes.
I’m paranoid about saying much more than that under this name, given some of the ridiculous/stupid/crude things I’ve posted here, heh.
Ahah
Just wondered cause I’m planning on joining the aerospace industry at some point sooner or later
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nice
What area?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Engineering
I Jones for building shit that flies, I’m getting an internship with Boeing or Lockheed this summer hopefully
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sweet, that's pretty much exactly what I want to do.
I’m graduating in May, hoping to work for Lockheed down in San Diego.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm debating water to do a grad degree or not
But I don’t graduate for another 2 years
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm hoping to get somebody to pay for it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
*thumbs up*
Also you get to work on the cool shit. I mean honestly, would you rather work on squeezing a little extra fuel efficiency out of a commercial jet, or putting a laser on a drone?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Lasers duhh
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ah. It wasn't anyone on the aerospace side, they were mostly on the physics/instrument engineering side.
And my job was comparatively much less interesting, just shuffling data around for the physicists.
But it was a job that could easily be made to sound really impressive for, say, impressing the fathers of a girl I was dating. That part was nice. :D
Yeah, but then again look at what else the government spends on...
Compared to a lot of it, I think NASA gets pretty decent bang for the buck (particularly in the science areas)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
People really don’t realize how much work NASA does with aerodynamics and stuff too. They do a whole hell of a lot more than just fly into space.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
5% tops imo
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
4.41% in 1966
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Good way to get dumb people to vote for you
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
AHEM.
@johnleftwich
john leftwich
Taking suggestions for a karaoke song which redeems my abomination of an attempt of “back at one” #seriously
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Hmmm
I could do this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
With a giant box on your head.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I'm considering making one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Red Solo Cup
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Imma Bee
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I've been giving him bad advice on Twitter
The correct answer is All Star, of course… or Jump Around.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I could rock all star
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
NO WAIT
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.
BOOM. BLOW SOME MINDS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hmm
This could work
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Actually this may be the leader
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Rocket Man
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Killer Queen
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Rock Me Amadeus.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't even get a suggestion from you Moe?
Wtf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You want a suggestion from me?
Christina Aguilera – Genie In A Bottle.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
I think Oops I Did It Again would be a better teenpop 90s choice.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That picture doesn't seem accurate
because it’s a basketball, and not a black dude’s balls.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's actually both?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
TBF I undershot it
It should be six black dudes and their balls. All at the same time. A teabag rally.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
One day he'll see the truth
When the sex tape comes out.
I heard John Mayer filmed it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
HA.....yes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Should be 12 black balls to be exact.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
4 groups of 12 black balls
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
wait are you saying Taylor Swift had a gangbang with 24 black dudes?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
4 sets of 6
Its been well documented before.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yeah.
4 groups of 6 at a time. Mayer served coffee and snacks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you said lunch
I pictured a table catered by souper salad. maybe a few nice fruit baskets
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and all the Bartles and James she can drink
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
They had snacks, too.
Burning a lot of calories here, Chrom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Who burns more.
Michael Phelps in one day, or the total combined in the gangbang?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
The group combined, I'm sure.
That’s 24 dudes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh, we're up to 24?
Scratch that.
8000 calories is still a lot, but thats only 300 per person. Doable.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
so is Taylor Swift
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wait...what?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Oh...got it.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
4 groups of 6.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
that is a lot of breaks
mayer must have burned a lot of film. I hope the dvd comes with deleted scenes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nothin' but the best for TSwift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I hate you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
One of these days, the pent up sexual frustration
along with the teasing is going to make young Parker snap.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
popcorn.gif
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I was imagining him doing the genie move while singing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
On of my fav vids of him.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
If it's good enough for Dirk, it's good enough for kok
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
#ohshit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Can't runaway now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Dirty
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Seriously considering final countdown
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Or never gonna give you up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and hurt you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
never gonna give YU up
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Never gonna give, never gonna gove
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
*give
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dirty Deeds Done DIrt Cheap
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
OOooo good one.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
all of you are wrong
I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
DANGER ZONE
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Rolling In The Deep. >_>
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Dude Looks Like a Lady
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Harry Nilsson "Everybody's Talkin'"
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
We already did that one.
Keep up, bee.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Come to dallas and join
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If it didn't kill my battery I would
For real.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sk8er Boi
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Lulz
Hey hey you you
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Oh my.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Truly one of my favorite all-time pranksters.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I made a Spotify playlist specifically for '80s songs with sax solos...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
St. Elmo's Fire obvs...
Huey Lewis
And…the piece de resistance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Killing Me Softly with his Song
Though only if Hugh Grant is available to accompany on guitar.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
glory of love
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I could actually do this
But shouldn’t
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If I drank I'd get wasted and sing
Usher all night
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sig-worthy
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
It's true
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And added
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
sweet
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're not bumped just yet, Chrom
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
get out of my dreams
and into my car
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Suggested it to ianf
He wouldn’t do it for some reason.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Duet
You in?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh come on
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Come to dallas
I’ll sing it with you.
Bring K to meet LSBers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I cannot decide if that's a good idea or not :)
I’m back in May. Rangers game is the first thing on the agenda.
Do it
DoIt.gif
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm On A Boat
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
This may be our next group effort
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You just need 3
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Only 2 mics
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Then I guess one person does the white part, one does the black
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
mini sirloin burgers
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Every single song on the album entitled "Booty Shakin' Hits"

1. This Is How We Do It
2. The Humpty Dance
3. Da’ Butt
4. No Diggity
5. Move It Like This
6. Push It
7. Pumps and A Bump
8. Do Me!
9. Rico Suave
10. Humpin’ Around
11. Regulate
12. Rub You The Right Way
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
If it wasn't for Prince
it would be the best song on my Birthday #1 playlist.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No doubt
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
I endorse all of these
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
By the way, thanks to my longtime friend, I actually have this album on my iPod.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
shoop
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
shot gun bang
whats up with that thang
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ryin...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ms New Booty
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
My friend kept a mic in his car, and used to take it out while driving and blasting this song
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I think you have plenty of suggestions here now, KOK
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Finalists are
Finally countdown
Never gonna give you up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My fb status has a ton more suggestions too
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
On that note I'm going to bed
If ianf will sing party rock anthem I will bring a party rock robot and dance on the stage behind him
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Never going to give you up AINEC
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Don't Rickroll.
It’s been done 10,000 times.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not with this crowd
I want to do final countdown but idk if they have it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This.
I did TFC at karaoke 2 years ago. Don’t do it. That intro sucks all the life out of it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think we need to make this a fanpost and vote on which song you have to do.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Excellent idea.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Do it in the am
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We really need to narrow down the list to like 10-15 songs.
The amount we suggested is a little ridiculous.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
There were other posts that attracted a lot of attention
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
No "Regulate"?
duuuuuuuude
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Pussy Control
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That's a song?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
A song that makes women go batshit for some reason
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You kids...although Prince was in my wheelhouse....but all I knew were the big hits.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Summer Lovin'
Do it as a duet with another guy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
We did a version of this in Cub Scouts
with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions 16 recs
...
…
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Hahahahahaha
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hell no.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
If this was an image, it would say Cub Scouts. at the bottom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm not sure that's what it would say.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Did you realize the microphone was on?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Show us on the doll
where the Scoutmaster touched you.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Is it worse than a homoerotic dream bout Neil Cavuto?
I think it might be.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Neil Cavuto of all people.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I rec'd it so it'll be easier to find later...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
and now it's green.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This is my favorite response so far.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Is that Battle Royale?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I hope you wore a pretty dress...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Beartrap?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You have tied Schultzy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Well I can't have that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This is really unsettling.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
REC
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Why is tony the tiger in this?
I see no frosted flakes
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
hahahahahahahahahaha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
HO. LEE. SHIT.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
OMG
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I started a gif thread with my bad opinions.
It’s fun to be on the other side here.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
I'm enjoying the heck out of this, actually.
Even though I did not expect it at all.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
How........did you NOT expect it?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
I expected a few comments, sure
Not… this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh, this has legs. This one. Legs.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
and probably feet
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That might as well be on the image, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
These are great.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
This is my least favorite song...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Ya would be maybe top 50 disliked...
Another competing for most disliked is Barbie Girl.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
achey breaky heart
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
Mmm Bop
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Rock Ya Hips
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Y'ALL GONNA TALK ABOUT KARAOKE SONGS AND NOT MENTION MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER?
THAT SHIT IS THE GREATEST KARAOKE SONG
Ouch.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
How the fuck did nobody mention Livin on a Prayer?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
What kind of pants?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hammy sounds a little bitter
“I’ve seen a little bit of it,” Hamilton said. "I think it comes down to what you want. When I see these guys comparing us, I’m like, ‘Stick him in the outfield and see how long he lasts. Stick me at first base and see how long I last.’
May have a point though.
I don't think he's being bitter... here's the 2nd half of the quote for others
You never can tell about a player. He’s played 160 games a lot. I haven’t. So there’s pros and cons [on] both sides. It’s pretty funny to watch these guys compare us and share their thoughts. It’s always been trusting in the Lord to have me where he wants to have me and not stress about it. I haven’t stressed about it and I’m not going to stress about it."
He trusts the Lord to have him flail away at a first pitch ball.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Throw him a pitch out of the strike zone and see who swings at it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
slide feet first and see how long you last
by RangerMad on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fuck panel method
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Wooden Shjips
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions
I had freebirds
and feel like an asshole. That shit is so good though
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Cause it's good.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh, then pff.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you had unhealthy food DELIVERED to you?
yeah you are a lazy shit
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
What did you have?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh dear.
I can’t eat crappy wings… too many bad experiences.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ive started making my own wings during big games
tasty and somewhat healthy. Im always trying new flavors
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
they dont exist
especially not in SA
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
I ate pizza at like 11 o'clock last night
And it made me feel terrible all day today.
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
I cant eat hand tossed or pan pizza anymore
I get bloated and feel horrible. I can only eat thin crust now
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Sometimes, though, I get really hungry for random stuff in the middle of the night.
and I always regret it.
Every single time I eat off-base, my stomach gets messed up.
Freaking Burger King destroyed me last Friday.
Is it too late to throw Pussy Control in the ring?
Even though I’m not sure what’s going on?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
No, but it is the wrong place in the thread.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Still trying to get the hang of the mobile app.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She obviously has no pussy control when it comes to John Mayer.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
or 24 black dudes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mozart piano concerti tonight @ UT
Sweet performance. No. 9 in E-flat Major, K. 271, believe it or not, reminded me a little of the Yu Darvish saga. (After the fact, don’t worry.)
How, you ask? The three movements are Allegro, Andantino, Rondeau: Presto; or (very roughly) peppy, downshift, fast ‘n’ furious. I overlaid that onto two timelines: posting day through signing day, and first scouting through signing day.
The main thing is: it took a lot of people working together, and thousands of things happening right, to bring everything and everyone to the very satisfying conclusion, when we all came very hard. That Mozart, that JD …
x

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yep. Exactly.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
he is pretty dreamy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Gordon-Levitt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's what I assumed.
Which must mean I agree.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
I figured he meant the guy who played Beans
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
50/50 was a quality flick
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Del potro - Federer
Want to see
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mmmhmmm
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
X
Sprewell’s career came to a premature end in 2005 when he refused a $21-million three-year contract offer from the Timberwolves, which he said would not be enough to feed his children. Since that time, he has made headlines for grounding his million dollar yacht, having two of his homes foreclosed upon, and being prohibited from seeing his children
So the girlfriend just brought up something interesting
What would you want for your last meal? I picked a Snuffers double mushroom Swiss with a side of cheese fries with back.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
with bacon*
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
there were several Lifetime movies about this
BabyMamaTill safe at second, safe and secure, New York Life
This isn't a bad opinion. Snuffer's would certainly make my final week's worth of last meals.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Not enough bacon imo
I’d eat bacon wrapped bacon
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Like 5 pounds of CFS with white gravy, crispy as hell french fries, and macaroni and cheese (with bacon)
If I’m going to die, my stomach issues can go fuck themselves.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What a waste.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
We had a pancakes vs waffles debate the other day
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Waffles> pancakes
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
NHLGreenMenWafflesOutsidePenalryBox.gif
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Bacon wrapped something
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
24 dicks wrapped in bacon
/Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Except hold the bacon.
/Swift
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
With extra black dudes.
/Swift.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
while she holds all those penises
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Deeds moar dicks.
/Swift
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I like my chicken like I like my dicks..Blackened
/Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You are a racist
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
he doesn't like being called that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's mexican. He can't be racist
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Blackened chicken is good.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
no longer an option in TX, though I think the website of past "last meals" is still up
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
Testing
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"Summer Lovin'" --Aquaman, Esq. on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Sorry Aqua.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
For cutting me out of it?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
NOT ENOUGH GIFS
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's a fucking 1100 comments thread.
What did you expect? This isn’t fucking HH.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The close the fucking tab
Or quit bitching
Both are simple solutions.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Quit complaining
What are you, 6?
It’s an 1000 comment thread ON LSB. Then again, unless you are on a 486 you should be ok. If you are on a 486 then you should leave LSB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why are you so offended by 3 little words?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Why must you be an asshole?
No one knows.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are you being yourself?
Then yes, you are.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Weren't you complaining about the size of one of the pictures in the other thread? ;)
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
By the way..
Why are you so offended by the phrase ‘Too many .gifs’?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
There is no such thing
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Offended? No
Think it’s dumb to complain 1100 post into a thread? Yes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're going off the deep end over 3 words..
For a guy who wears ridiculous hats to bars without managing to get kicked out or beat up, you’re not a calm person.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck off
I didn’t get kicked out because I’m sober. I don’t drink. I DD.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Because you are being an idiot
Who complains about gifs 1100 comments into a thread? No one with half a brain
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And it was dumb
So that’s that.
Moving on…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hehe
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
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"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Actually
I just don’t handle idiocy very well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Then how are you able to tolerate yourself then?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
NotSureIfSerious.gif
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're being an idiot right now.
And that hat you wore to a bar screamed idiocy, by the way.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Glad you think so
I got compliments on it all night.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Let me show you how many fucks I give
(zero)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You care, trust me.
Go have a drink.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Go have a drink?
Uhhh…
Again, let me show you how many fucks I give…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This made me laugh a lot, but I'm not sure why.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
I would cut off most of my toes and fingers
to bone Kate Beckinsale. She is the hottest person on the planet
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM CST reply actions
overrated
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This is a schultzy level of trolling me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I said it specifically to troll you
I win
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
wow
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Did you see her appearance on Conan the other day?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
missed it
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hnnnnngggg
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Was it awesome?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are we going to do our hot women tournament or what?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Nobody ever wanted to be on THE COMMITTEE
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I want to be on the committee. Benji wanted to be on the committee.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'LL BE ON THE DAMN COMMITTEE
I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT ENTAILS BUT I’VE GOT A DICK SO I CAN DO IT.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I want to be on the committee
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Decide who goes in which category for the Hot Chick March Madness.
and their respective seeds.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
blonde or brunette?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
YUUUUUUP
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
x
Actresses
Music
Models
Sports
But I figure you can pull some “Duke is #1 seed in the west” stuff, like ScarJo in Music BECAUSE SHE DID TWO ALBUMS or like Gisele in Sports because she’s married ot Brady
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No. We're not going to do those categories. Or the hair color categories. We're going to do body types.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Eating Disorder, Skinny, Healthy, and Sara Rue?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Athletic, skinny/model, buxom, and open
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That list sucks.
You’re off the committee!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Shit.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Why does vfn have a say that you are not on the committee?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
GOOD POINT
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
HEY I AM THE COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
SAYS WHO
(let me on the committee and I will support you)
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fine you can be
and JDT can to.. but I still think my classification is better, largely because there is no “other”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Cool.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Mr. Chairman, if I must say so, you are looking quite dapper today.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
MIZZOU'S IN TOO.
Alright..
so me, Schultz, JDT, Mizzou, and Benji?
That’s a committee.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
HELL YES
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I guess we should just get a big group message in Facebook
and rage war re: seedings.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
how much work is this shit?
you need a person of color (not just fuckin’ one) on the committee to keep thangs in check
why you gotta exclude me like that?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh goddammit i just noticed your sig
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
It's on Moe's too.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
What did I ever do to you? =(
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
x

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I might
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Unquestionably 10 years ago or more...
Much closer call today.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
was she hot 10 years ago?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She wasn't quite soooo...masculine?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Ehh no thanks
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No thanks...call Vanessa Williams.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't realize this was an either/or situation...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Give me Phylicia (sp?) Rashad over the First Power Forward.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
of course
she was hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And a great "television" personality.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
I still watch that show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
sometimes
but rashad was just so… classy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What about Halle Barry?
Took it like Lassie from Billy Bob Thornton and won an Oscar.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
all day long
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
SOOO hot in bullworth
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
little known talent of mine
if you drop me into any episode of The Cosby Show at any point and allow me to watch 10 consecutive seconds, I can tell you the main plot and 1 direct quote. For real.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I am watching it right now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 1:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Might? I think you owe it to murrica to bone the first lady no matter what she looks like if she's offering.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I might have with 2000 version of Laura too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Man, I don't know. Something with the eyes. Looks a bit...off.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Hillary?
You’d fight the Thunder-Thighs?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'd fight a lot to bone the wife of the president
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
ya think she and Murph recorded that PSA together in the same studio?
almost certainly not, but I like to imagine it!
BIGTILL IS A RACIST
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Don't be upset
that Taylor Swift prefers dicks of a different color than yours.
She can’t help it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
unlike Taylor Swift who loves the black penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heh
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So was Ty Cobb and he's in the HOF.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
We should have a commenter hof on LSB
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Too similar to that retarded best poster circle jerk on HH.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Well the disregard previous statement.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
soo...apparently the sun is going to try and kill us tomorrow.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM CST reply actions
Cool
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
kinda what i thought
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
how?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
xx
http://gizmodo.com/5878656/how-this-huge-solar-storm-is-going-to-affect-you

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Man...
and we didn’t even get one start from Darvish.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
i blame the angels.
and eli manning
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
You forgot
David Freese
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
This is America.
They said fuck it and went to the karaoke bar.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
is there a gif war going on that I can't see?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
You are missing out but I am glad you are
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am too though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well I am sorry you are missing out
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah cause it's not like I can't check it out tomorrow
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's not the same
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
true
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
SO HA
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You get excited about the weirdest shit.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am not excited
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
For what?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
just in general
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep. My sad ass iPad slapped my lady on the ass
Looked me in the eye and said good luck loading this thread bitch
by elchicodelgado on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
THERE WILL BE NO MORE GIFS?
/tltq (and MikeE)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm getting compliments via email for expressing my opinion on .gifs.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
How many fucks do you think I give?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
More than enough to pay for that ridiculous hat you wore in public on a day where it wasn't Halloween.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
THAT WASN'T EVEN HIS HAT.
He found it in RF’s car.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
River Fenix is my homey, though.
It’s cool for him.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
I thought the shit was funny
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
x

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
Heeyyyyy
It’s a party It’s a party It’s a partAY
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fucked up
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
my radio just went out!
THE SUN IS TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!!!!!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM CST reply actions
Not all of us.
Only gingers.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
He's doomed.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
and schultzy
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
sonofabitch!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Fun fact: sunburns are radiation burns!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
LOLz
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
anyone else blame this anarchy on Matchst1ck's lack of thread-starting guidance?
dereliction of duty, by a commanding officer no less
I love it
then again, I love anarchism, so…
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Eh, it's ok. He's from Lake Jackson, so I figured he'd be a Screwston lover.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
anarchy man
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
I don't OT thread often...
I’m enjoying it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
You're up!
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/23/2728138/john-sickels-farm-system-rankings#89706716
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Yay!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The first moderators challenge!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
evansilva Evan Silva
Here are Mike Mayock’s preliminary top-5 player rankings at each position for the 2012 NFL draft. With notes: is.gd/B1ARvR
Brockers.
He’s small? That’s the only thing I can think of.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
I really think it's size.
But damn that dude is fast.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
We used to call cole slaw liberty cabbage.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Been sayin this for a while.
Love that guy
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
BROCKERS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure if he's that guy
Also, shouldn’t you be advocating for your fellow B1G guy?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
On Brockers
As a 5 prospect, I would put him up there with Marcell Dareus. I think Dareus was a cleaner prospect but I think Brockers has a bigger upside. I think he’s a better prospect than J.J. Watt and I really liked J.J. Watt coming out.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Woooah.
I’m pretty sure the Cowboys liked Watt, too.
And Dareus has been very impressive.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
Seeeeeee. I'm telling you, Brockers.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
I have an irrational fear
that he will be Marcus Spears.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
I realized that today
Don’t care though. I want defensive help more than offensive, and I think he’ll be a good.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know
I think he’ll move up the boards pretty soon. He wasn’t expected to declare.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
He's been rising a lot lately.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Why is he falling like that?
I’d rather have Melvin
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
Weighed in at 280 today.
Also I think it’s the whole play football thing that’s making him drop. Reminds me of Amobi Okoye.
well, i'd much rather have tyron smith than jj watt
but, this time around, whoever is in that mold…i hope we take him
Yeah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Draft...
I’ll be perfectly happy if the Cowboys draft nothing but DBs and OLs in this draft…
Thus #14 – Kirkpatrick (If he falls bc of weed); DeCastro; Dennard
They could use help at every level of the defense.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
Like, say, defensive end.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Or ILB. Maybe OLB…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Vontaze scares me too much, and there aren't any really sensational OLBs.
And we’re drafting in a bad spot for corners.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
Not really
They badly need a safety and a corner, sure, but they also need another pass rusher and a couple of linebackers.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
Well....
The front 7 has Ware, Lee, and Ratliff who are all star caliber, and some other passable players or young talent.
The secondary only has maybe 1-2 guys who are below average starters (Elam and Jenkins…maybe Scandrick as a 3CB). If Newman is on this team next year I am going to punt something
And the OG/C/OG trio was probably the worst in football last season
Who else is young talent in the front 7? Please, do tell.
Scandrick is not a below-average starter, Scandrick’s just fine as a nickel guy.
Kosier isn’t that bad yet, and Arkin will be a lot better with an off-season to get stronger (it’s very rare for a small-school OL to start his rookie year, much less without an off-season due to the lockout).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
(The first Scandrick should be Jenkins)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
It's not that simple.
Certain positions you can expect rookies to contribute quickly at. CB is generally not one of those positions.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
They could use help all over.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
Mike Mayock may be one of the best analysts I've ever heard / watched in any sport I've ever watched.
Knowledge, speed, works the telestrator…simply the best I can remember.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
He did the Houston / Cincy playoff game...he's the best I've ever heard / watched.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
I want Brockers.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
i hope we draft only defensive players
load up on DLs, DBs. If there is value for an OL, get him, but, i want a start of a nasty D.
We drafted a defensive player in the first round for how many consecutive years?
Jerry will screw it up either way.
Hoarders are fucked up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
and most are white trash
I can’t get enough of that show
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
thank you so.much, moe
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions
what?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
you inspired me to have chipotle
it was awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's nice to have every once in a while.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
You people are ridiculous. I'm going to bed. FLOCKA.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Texas Monthly's #1 OB-GYN of the 1960s ... FOR A REASON
and his local ads were to the Stros as Brown Hand Center’s are to today’s Rangers
y'all go to bed
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's not even midnight.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
It's not even 2
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not even 2:30
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't have class tomorrow.
Why should I go to bed before 12>
Do you think I am geriatric?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I hate writing analyses of art.
I can generally make it sound great, but I never believe what I’m writing.
need an idea? how about ...
Mozart’s Piano Concerto No. 9 as soundtrack to the Yu Darvish to Rangers saga
hmm
batman begins or pawn stars?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions
BB.
Though, I think the beginning is a little slow so you could watch Pawn Stars and then get to the good stuff.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i t has been on for an hour and a half
on amc
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
pawn stars was good tonight
New chick works there.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
nevermind
keenan and kel
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
quality
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
and eurotrip
so many decisions
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wow hard decision
Federer del Potro is on too which should be a good match
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
tennis
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Try it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
no thanks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's definitely boring as hell if you've never played
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Did you play?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
In my youth
Before I discovered hockey and lacrosse
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
never played
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I understand
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Something I find absolutely amazing about Pawn Stars
It’s somehow on it’s 70th episode of it’s 4th season.
Jesus.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's been that long?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's what the site I DL TV from tells me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
why is that amazing?
people will watch almost anything
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That there are several shows considered all time greats
that got maybe half as many episodes as this single season of Pawn Stars. I know the fact it’s cheaper than shit to produce has a lot to do with it, but it’s still kind of… wow.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Arrested Development: 53 episodes.
Firefly: 14.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 23, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
this thread is devolving
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I'm still here...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
speak for yourself, brosure
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this lady will never get rid of this crap
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:36 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
That's a nice set of lunch lady arms there, Kelly Clarkson
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
can I go here, please?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Where is this?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
somewhere in El Salvador.
That’s actually my family in the picture.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Last time I was there, I got to hike up one of the volcanoes.
That was cool.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
In Spanish class we had to learn the Spanish speaking countries and their capitals with a song.
I’ll remember SAN SALVADOR, EL SALVADOR for the rest of my lfie.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I think I know exactly what song you're talking about.
Did it start with Mexico D.F., Mexico?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Precisely.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I still get that song stuck in my head sometimes.
Quito, Ecuador. Lima, Peru. Bogota, Colombia. [Drum interlude]
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Quito Ecuador too
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 23, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
how is the grandpa?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's doing a lot better.
Was able to leave the hospital while my parents were still visiting. Taking it easy for now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
good to hear
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
haha, i just saw this
gotta say, finally…someone needed to call this fool out…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGCZffZGD24&feature=related
by Longhorn on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Cillian Murphy is a bad ass
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Yes, yes he is.
And nice to look at.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
huh?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Full frontal at the very beginning of the movie.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
I can not think of who he reminds me of
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
His name bugs me
it should sound like “Sillian”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
He's irish isn't he?
Which means ignore everything you know about the English language
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Fed is locked in
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not if Ron Paul has anything to say about it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
hoarders are worse than addicts
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
gotham tax payers must be super pissed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 AM CST via Android app reply actions
had a little bit of everything here tonight.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The seamlessness in the hat removal is incredible
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Liam Neeson, bitches
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Represent.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and Michael Fucking Caine
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
one more
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Del Potro is so close to being back again
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's getting interesting
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
why can they not make a superman movie this awesome?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Because Batman >> Superman
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions
From the Onion
Prince Fielder Catching On To Fact That Teams Take Free Agents Out To Dinner A Lot
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
'sup bitches?
I’m not reading thru 1600 comments. what have i missed today?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
apparently nothing.
goodnight, friends.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
i did see that
funny
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
wha?
should i delay going to bed?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
One of the best subthreads ever is in this thread...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 24, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions
the cub scout one?
I saw your handiwork. well done, my friend.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Yes...
The whole thing is pretty amazing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 24, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions
You should also go look at the Sickels thread on the front page.
There’s a painting there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm going to bed
I’ll check it out tomorrow. See you nerds on the flippity flop. GAZZIZUH, DILZNUFESES!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

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