1/24/2012 OT
by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 7:05 AM CST
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Happy 18th Birthday, The Ticket.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 7:17 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Gordon with hiccups is a beating.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
His interview with Amanda Peet was greatness.
I love her so it really cracked me up.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
i was cracking the fuck up
hilarious
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i thought it was pretty funny, actually.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
For the last 20 years, I have never hiccuped more than 2 times in a row. I just tell them to go away, and they do.
I told my sister to do it about 12 years ago and she doesn’t hiccup anymore either.
(yea, nobody cares)
- sigh -
wow - KG on harper
Path to the Big Leagues: While there has been some talk of Harper breaking camp in the big leagues, that is highly unlikely. He’ll begin the year in the upper levels, likely at Triple-A Syracuse, and should arrive in Washington at some point during the second half of the season.
thought he was going to repeat AA
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Houston Mosquitoes?
•The Astros will consider uniform changes and even possibly a name change for 2013, new club owner Jim Crane announced at a press conference today (passed on by Zachary Levine of the Houston Chronicle).
Wow, pretty soon the Astros aren't going to have a fanbase
Move them from fifty years of National League ball to the American League with a new identity. As a Rangers fan, I hope they do this.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 AM CST up reply actions
Bet they bring back "Houston Oilers".
Book it.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I could get behind this.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 AM CST up reply actions
That wouldn't be very Houston.
They usually look to trample on their past at all turns.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Pretty sure the Titans/NFL
Own the rights to that.
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
I'd completely erased the Tennesee Oilers from memory.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions
The Houston Humidity
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
But then they would have to store baseballs for the Rockies
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
The Houston Heavyweights
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Is there any particular character
that Chuck Norris routinely kicks the shit out of on Walker, Texas Ranger? Because there’s your new Houston mascot.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
White ninjas wearing sleeveless shirts and plaid pajama pants
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yeah, Jimbo, you have bigger fucking problems
than uni design and team name (both of which are fine as is).
I knew there was something about this guy I didn’t like.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
My guess is he's trying to change the brand because the current brand is the joke of the Major Leagues
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
But if he doesn't fix what's really wrong
they will still be the joke of MLB.
Fix the farm, fix the team, and the brand will be just fine.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
Well, obviously
That’s how the Rangers went about it.
But not all businessmen think alike…
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Well, yeah
but my whole point was that I do not like the way this particular bidness man is thinking.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
Well,
a lot of people were waiting on new ownership before they would buy into the team again. So I think it’s a wise move to make surface level ‘changes’ now while they try to get the on field product above terribad.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
This part of a larger initiative.
They’re dramatically changing their fan experience/rules.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
San Antonio reserves all rights to that name.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Every time I hear the story about the Japanese soldier that turned up in 1972 I'm amazed
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yeah
Can you imagine what that was like?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions
Probably a lot like Rambo
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Hmmm ... true
Still incredible though.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
there were others
and that bomb has never been found (though the Navy and others look for it from time to time)
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Oscar talk
War Horse for Best Picture? and The Help?
You’ve got to be kidding me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 8:22 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Think Moneyball wins anything?
Best Adapted Screenplay or some such?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I think it has a shot on Adapted
That’s a pretty big challenge turning what is essentially a story about metrics/business models into a decently entertaining narrative.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions
The editing was also terrific....had to be to make a story like that entertaining plus the
use of archived footage was done very well.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Heh, and even if it doesn't win anything
we can now get to hear “and Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill” from now on.
So there’s that.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
they just pick a ton of movies now
half of last years didn’t deserve to be in the conversation either. the academy is annoyingly stupid that they still don’t recognize comedic performances in some way as well.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Jan 24, 2012 8:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The expanded nominations format was supposed to give good comedies/fantasy/sci-fi/animated/etc a chance
(and honestly, to boost ticket sales of those movies on re-release/DVD).
But c’mon. War Horse was cloying, corny, manipulative shit. And “Extremely Loud, Incredibly Close?” I haven’t seen it, but I have a hard time believing a movie currently rocking a 48% on RottenTomatoes is a Best Picture nominee.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
Its a Tom Hanks film
that is pretty much a guarantee these days to get some Oscar love.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11
It’s the new Holocaust for Oscar voters.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I think it's in the conversation for Oscar awards
The 48% rating is because most don’t want to see a 9/11 movie.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 9:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
When a movie is called "pretentious"
I don’t think the reason for bad reviews is because of the setting.
well if you let tomatometer lead you around by the nose...
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Oscars are really... really weird this year.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
There are some weird Oscar noms.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I really disagree with her re: Dragon Tattoo
but Sasha Stone had a really good take on this.
They ask us to care about their choices, to watch their dumb show, to value their opinions but then they prove themselves to be so blind, year after year, that one really must shut down and become an automaton (thank you Martin Scorsese for bringing such a beautiful one to life this year) in order to cover the Oscars. You have to be as passionless as Dave Karger, as emotionally removed as Anne Thompson, and you have to make sure you sleep through the nominees on mornings like this because, frankly, I can think of a lot of better ways to spend my early mornings.
But we can kind of figure that the new Best Picture rule thing is, as Anne Thompson proclaimed, going to favor those movies with passionate support. But sometimes you might find yourself saying, put down the Oscar ballot and step away from the table. Passionate support by people with questionable taste can result in greatness (Tree of Life) or not (no comment). The way this race turned out, I’d say their experiment was a failure – and I’d rather choke down the bitter cock of five nominees than have to watch them go with a whopping nine and leave out Drive, Harry Potter, Tinker Tailor and yes, one of the best films of the year, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It was so close, and yet — not quite. I would feel better if the nine chosen were better films. Some of them might be but some of them most definitely are not. Welcome to Oscars 2012.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This seems like a fanastic overreaction.
Also, can somebody get her man some pineapple?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
[or his]
[not that there’s anything wrong with that]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
award shows suck
no overreaction at all
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Pfft
What about the Grammies?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
Went back and read last night's OT thread
And now I can’t stop thinking about Joseph Gordon Levitt. Thanks.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
Was the conversation about the first GI Joe movie?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
No, he was in one of the many gifs
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
yes that thread is my favorite LSB thread of all time
Mostly for the colonial bob subthread.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
He now has two memorable subthreads
They grow up so fast.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
ctrl F "summer lovin"
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 9:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Steve Ott bobblehead night tonight.
I am so there.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
GARY OLDMAN!!!
That is all.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
That dude
is money.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
Other positives:
Nick Nolte
Lots of Moneyball love
Man or Muppet
OSCAR-NOMINATED DEAN PELTON
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
So wife needs a laptop
for work. Nothing fancy at all, just something to plow through spreadsheets/quickbooks and the like. I’m sure she’ll use it for social media as well, but no gaming or anything.
What price range am I looking at here $500?? I see ads in Fry’s for stuff in the $400-$600 range, but don’t know if that’s all crap or not.
Please forgive the ignorance and help bro out.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 AM CST reply actions
Probably around 500 bucks
I’d highly recommend looking for one with an Intel I3 processor. Intel’s laptops generally have better battery life than AMD laptops and the I3 is good enough to do things like spreadsheets/quickbooks smoothly.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
with the i7 technology already available,
the i3 chip should not be that expensive. the i5 chip is better, but will cost you a litle more.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
Much appreciated.
Any specific brands to covet or avoid?
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
Nothing specifically that I can think of, just depends on preferences mostly
Here’s a list of I3 laptops at Newegg. If you see anything in that list you like, you could also maybe search for that model on Amazon and see if its a bit cheaper there.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
HP or slightly cheaper model Compaq
are both good quality laptops. Personally, I would avoid Dell just because that’s all we’ve ever used here at work and they have more problems than I can possibly list.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
HP makes compaq. so there is that .
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
Yea, that's basically what I was saying
one just tends to be cheaper than the other. I probably could have been more clear.
#liveandlearn
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
What problems have you had with Dells?
I’ve used Dells and HPs mostly, but have also used a couple of Acer/Toshiba laptops. Basically, they all have their issues
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
One of the biggest issues
we ordered a batch of almost 100 laptops and the entire batch had bad motherboards. Some of the capacitors would over heat and pop. Dell had to come out and replace all 100 mb’s to fix the problem. We’ve seen display problems, bad memory, all kinds of stuff.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
My old HP's a tank
just dropped it for the hundredth time last night… still ticking.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
With Fry's...
make sure you open the computer at the store and check it out before leaving. The exchange process is tedious and we’ve gotten a lot of broken computers there. I now buy from Amazon.
by Apes and Androids on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
Before you go delving into the ads
I’d reccomend reading this first.
Basically a nice simple crash-course on how to find a decent laptop.
As someone who just spent the recent weeks poring over every major computer retailer on the internet, I’d say you can probably find a decent i3 laptop in the neighborhood of 500 bucks out there pretty easily. If you want to take the next step up to an i5, that where it starts to climb past the $600-650 mark pretty quickly.
Just food for thought, although these are probably more than you’re really looking for: This is what I’m getting for myself and Best Buy also has these for just a little less. Again, probably more computer than you really need, but those are the two best deals as far as getting the most computer for your dollar that I know of right now.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
If you decide to buy from a vendor website like HP.com or Dell.com (highly recommended)....
you will usually get a good deal on a printer/accessories with it and make sure to search Google for discount codes to save mucho money.
- sigh -
What he said.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Those people aren't very bright.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I wouldn't say that's necessarily true.
There is a huge difference between the quality of refurbs depending on who is actually doing the refurbishing. It’s stupid to assume refurbished means “like new”.
Yes.
Products refurbed by the original manufacturer and that carry a factory warranty are typically the only refurbs I look at.
Noted...
But one of the biggest investments in our lives is a refurb. Once you replace a part of your car, it becomes a refurb. So yes you’re right, depends on the refurber but people who write off any refurb at all are just silly.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
I usually buy refurb
unless the price difference between that and brand new is like 20 bucks or something and everything else is practically the same.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Saying they are silly isn't exactly true either.
If I can afford to buy anything I want as new, I’m sure as fuck going to.
Of course I don't have that money so refurbs it is!
All but one of the Apple products I’ve bought have been refurbs. Not sure I trust Dell though…
perhaps true of a pre-owned home
but not a new car, the new/used difference for most people is the knowledge of how it was maintained and serviced
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
xx
MOBILE, Ala. — Dallas Cowboys owner/general manager Jerry Jones said Monday there will be changes in the secondary for the 2012 season.
“We very likely will have new faces over there,” Jones said after the first day of practices for the Senior Bowl. “How many, I can’t tell you, but we’ll have some new faces.”
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
he also said he wants Romo to be like Eli
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
Romo was excellent this season...he's nowhere close to being the problem.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
thanks, wales
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
Number 4 QB rating and played a month with broken ribs.
Get him some fucking protection, Jerry and then work on that defense.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I've determined that if you can get enough protection for Romo...
He can outscore the points the defense gives up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Might even only take one if you swap Free and Ware.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Goddamnit...
Swap Free and Smith
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
You don't think we could use a new center and at least 1 guard?
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
Definitely a new center
We could use another guard but I don’t think it’s nearly as pressing a need as most anything else. The line would be good enough with an upgrade at center, I think.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
That's why you take DeCastro
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
Brockers
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
What does Brockers do for you to get Tony Romo time to fuck up a defense?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
Nothing
He helps improve the defense that was absolutely awful last year. There are guards and especially centers you can get later in the draft who will still be able to come in and help out the line.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
29 for 37 v the Giants while running for his life (second game) and sacked 6 times.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 24, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
He was good
If Miles wasn’t a puss we beat the Giants the first time
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
"Alan Ball will now start all four positions simultaneously."
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
RAGE
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Marcus Spears can bench three hunerd.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
He is going to get killed by a raging fan
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
He's also an idiot.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
He also said we had a good season.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
go vote in the tailgate thread for food
if you are going
tailgate IV thread
tailgate IV thread
tailgate IV thread
tailgate IV thread
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I don't know why I voted
If I have Ciliac Disease I won’t be able to eat any of that stuff. lol
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I voted chili cookoff
but I think I’d like to change it to tacos. Carnitas tacos last night were fanfuckingtabulous.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I guess I could eat chili, now that I think about it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
what about corn starch?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
the tacos that jam cooked last time were AMAZING.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
It's Meat Month at Fiesta right now
Need to go stock up on delicious tablitas
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Meat Month?
Fuck and yes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Que son tablitas?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Beef short ribs
Cross-cut so the look like planks. Fiesta pre-marinates them for you to make the most delicious thing you’ll ever put in your mouth
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
That sounds amazing
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Come to the tailgate
I’m buying a half ton
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
1000 pounds of meat sounds wonderful
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I brought about 12 pounds of meat and it was consumed handily.
I believe this year, if funds allow, I shall bring ten pounds (?!) of tablitas and another ten pounds of mixed fajita taco meat
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you have paypal right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
correct
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
do you want ppl to paypal me
then have me paypal you or paypal you directly or have a tip jar?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
Um, hm....
It’s probably easiest to use one account at a time. The tickets are the primary thing, obvs, so make sure you get paid first, then we’ll do a food account and tip jar. That kind of thing can be handled closer to the event.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
okkkkk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
I would contribute
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Sweet!
Any favorites? Requests?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nope
Sounds like you’re the pro. Do your thing.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
DUDE
they are amazing
you have to try them.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
[Celiac]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Sweet mother of god the colonialbob comment in yesterday's OT.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
gold.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
yep
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
It's in my sig.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
please tell me what it said without linking it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
...
We did a version of this in Cub Scouts
with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls.
you need to add the comment before it too, for context
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
Don't tell me how to live my LIFE!!!
It was in reply to:
Summer Lovin’
Do it as a duet with another guy.
whoa....lol.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Just read that subthread
Instant LSB Classic.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
that is sig worthy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It's in the sig of two people
Don’t worry :)
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
haha i figured as much
which reminds me…I need to find some gold to change mine
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm bringing down the house with my puns in the morning thread
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
i'll go check
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Your mind will= blown
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 9:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
not sure its sig worthy tho
not bad
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Oh, i better go look at it then.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Was this in OT 2?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
We already have a new one in the Cub Scouts guy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The sig should be:
We did a version of [Summer Lovin’] in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls. -colonialbob 1/23/2012
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I had to leave the building and go for a short walk
I got to laughing so uncontrollably at all the funny shit in that subthread.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
This image freaks me out
And also possibly explains the origins of my brother’s interest in fursuits, as we were both in Cub (and Boy) Scouts.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Thanks for this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
i really hate you, dwayne wade. for being you, and for being hurt on my fantasy team right now.
fuck. you.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Somebody told me you had a boyfriend,
that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
I miss listening to The Killers
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh hey there, only good Killers album ever.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Day and Age was pretty good IMO
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sam's Town
isn’t awful, just not as good as Hot Fuss. The less said about the rest the better.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Sams Town was kind of hit and miss
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 9:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You a fan of Sawdust?
I thought that was a solid b-sides album.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
I felt Sawdust
was b-sides for a reason… Hot Fuss, Sam’s Town, then crap
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject."
Winston Churchill
"I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
Dock Ellis
"It works for me because I'm ruggedly handsome and very lazy."
Flynnyrd
by sunlegend54 on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Could've been worse though, based on the solo album from Flowers.
That was absolutely terrible.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'll just leave this here to haunt your dreams
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Moe posted these last week (?)
Yeah … they’re creepy.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
I nearly s'd in my p's when I saw these just now
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Are they making alive action movie or something?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is anybody going to the Stars game tonight?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I want a bobblehead!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
EFFF you, I posted first.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
She has something you don't.
so I think she’ll get the first bobblehead.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So many possibilities
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I MEANT A KIND SPIRIT.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You didn't make your intentions known first.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Yup
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
What are the chances of a guy like you getting a girl like me a Steve Ott bobblehead?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
If the wife was going
I’d be happy to get ya one, but it’s just me and my one ticket tonight, and Otter must join the right side of my cubicle with Ribs and Morrow.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
$9 at 10 for the worst seats in the house
$25 for next cheapest.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
15 bucks I think, but I take the train.
Cheapest are supposed to be East Terrace seats at 9 dolla, but that is game day only and they sell out quick. I bought the reduced lower bowl tix for 64 dolla (they are 70 dolla if you don’t buy at least 3 games).
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
Park at the HoB
5 bucks
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I'm about to buy a ticket online.
I did this with my sister a while back cause I had to work, but if I send the ticket to you could you get me a bobblhead?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Sure, how do you get the ticket to me?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
I should be able to email it to you.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Oh, yeah, barcode technology...duh
Sure thang, I’ll get you one.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Ok...look for an email from my hotmail account.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Got it and replied
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
I was hoping someone would pick that up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I know I should know what that's from
but it escapes me.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
SO YOU'RE TELLIN' ME THERE'S A CHANCE?!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Is this Dumb and Dumber?
I’ve never seen it but have heard so many lines from it that I feel like I have.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
WHAT...THE...FUCK
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Did I just do a reverse BigTill?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
I think you might have.
This is like worse than the worst BTO on the planet.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah so anybody who hangs out in a fucking LSB thread can't really turn their nose up at something for being stupid.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
And Dumb and Dumber isn't?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You deserve this...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
this is a horrible opinion
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 24, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, 1994
I was in the middle of my dipshit Christian phase, missed a lot of good shit during that period.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Whatever you're doing now
Stop and go watch Dumb and Dumber. There is LITERALLY nothing more important than watching Dumb and Dumber at least once in your life.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
by Gdawg on Jan 24, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This is 100% accurate
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
x
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
it's $500 a plate
put us down for four, in case we want seconds
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
An existing Skrillex meme for those curious
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I posted a Skrillex .gif in the OT thread last night.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Did we just become best friends?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I ran across it in my flight through .gifdom last night.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He's using expensive cookware.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
I think this will be my new thing
My introduction in the OT threads will be a line from a song that I am listening to that morning. Fun times will ensue!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
Mine are never songs I'm listening to
only songs that are in my head randomly
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This reminds of a question I was going to throw out here
When ever I am walking around downtown I generally have a song that pops in my head. For some reason 80% of the time Nirvana “In BLoom” pops in my head. I wonder if whatever song pops in your head, when you are mindlessly walking around, means anything?
How fun
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Listen, Lile
I don’t come here for your crap, ok?! I come here for BT’s crap, only!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
I wasn;t being sarcastic.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Oh, my bad
Then I will move along without causing too much more of a ruckus.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
bring it...
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Awesome.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ugh....I feel dumber now.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Alright LSB I'm counting on you to keep me awake and entertained.
My sleep schedule has gotten fucked all to hell, and I’m doing the ‘Just stay awake all day and crash tonight’ method of getting back on track.
go to catgifpage.com
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
so my son wants a new Rangers shirt
here’s his order of preference (and in his own 5 year old words): Boomstick, Napoli, Young, Ian Kinsler. Not too shabby. At least Young has moved out of the top spot.
And as he’s informing me of this, my 3 year old starts chanting NAP-O-LI NAP-O-LI all by himself. Awesome.
Nice
I actually have a custom MLB shirt that says Boomstick on the back with Cruz’ number. I’ll probably wear it Opening Weekend :)
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
I got my Naps shirt in the mail this weekend
so excited!
by jls4Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
NOOOOO!!!!!
I know, it’s always a risk. That’s why my jersey does not have a name on it.
by jls4Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
You guys have raised your children well.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Good for your kid. Single person Napoli chants are the best.
How many people around here did the Napoli chant alone in your house?
My wife did that on a regular basis.
Pretty sure I had a single, proud tear roll down my cheek once.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
I trademarked the NAP-O-LI chant...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Young is slowly moving away from favorite Rangers player.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Favorite Rangers player was just lined past him
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
One of the ISU fball players I follow on twitter
Well this night just got ALOT better. Found over 500$ in an envelope in my recliner. #WhereTheyDoThatAt haha
WTF?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
Just furthers my belief that athletes don't go through college.
They get put through it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
See my response to Jobu
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
This guy is not a star player
Not sure I’ve ever even seen him on the field.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
Even so...
The football team is a frat. From the starting QB to the backup kicker, they all get the kick backs and they all get the dumbest of the dumb classes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Hmmm
I guess I’m just naive then.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
The number of pictures online where players step out of a 'vette or some such
is astounding, to me
I wonder if the NCAA has a policy of only going after it when it’s really in their face and they can’t deny it.
Overgeneralizations overgeneralize.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Recliner fairy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah ... weird
If he was a big shot player, I might think this was not a coincidence, but …
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Good point
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
It was just his payment for services rendered
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
But he’s just a good Texas boy.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
East Texas at that
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
where?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Arp
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Unless there was more than one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Heh
I’m not convinced he’s very bright.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah, they're going to destroy SMU for this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hahaha like Jesus watches hockey.
Any ice in Jerusalem? Nnnnnnnope.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Don't you have some nightmares of pee pee touchers you should be repressing?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
lolololol
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
Heh.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
I want a reason to post this and this hockey subthread seems good enough
by DFWAg on Jan 24, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Oh wow
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
wow that is awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Heh
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
I have a feeling this is against the rules.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not in the new NHL
They need viewers
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Not to be a Debbie Downer or anything...
But the goalie in this gif died from head trauma, so…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Oh look a bar of soap...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Don't know what you want me to say.
I hadn’t heard about this at all. I want it deleted. Thought it was just a clever photoshop of a guy wacking his stick against the goalpost which happens all the time.
So what that last pic is supposed to say is that I was just joking.
He’s fine just got a minor neck injury.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
I would have let it go but then I saw how many people thought I was serious and realized I needed to kill it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
hahaa that was awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I was trying to figure out who it was
Because I thought it was an NHL game, and I figured I would’ve heard if an NHL goalie died…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
I haven't paid attention to the NHL this year...
so it could have easily happened without me hearing about it.
Not without you knowing about it though...
Perfect example, did you hear about the KHL plane crash last year?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
No way dude...
That was a sports tragedy and on the front page of every sports website for a week.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Except I don't really read many sports sites anymore.
I come to LSB for Rangers news and to read the talk…and that’s about it really. I don’t even read a lot about A&M anymore.
I’m pretty close to living under a sports related rock outside of LSB which I sometimes pull myself away from for a few days or a week.
Oh, by the way
what you experienced right there was the definition of a beartrap. Until Bigtill told you he was kidding.
Ahh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Kill it with a lightsaber!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Who was it?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
wait, what?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
this is amazing
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
This
is fucking greatness.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Split Lip Rayfield coming to Dan's next Wednesday... they fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEqKHSqJuBY&feature=related
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Finally got to hit up Mooyah's last night
That shit was righteous. Had a burger with grilled onions, barbecue sauce, and cheddar with an order of fries (forgot to the get the milkshake, but oh well).
Damn good. I think the fries were better than Five Guys, although the burger might be a toss-up.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 AM CST reply actions
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS.
I might try it tonight. We should hit that place for lunch sometime and fist fight over our political views.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hehehe, that sounds excellent
You’ll feel comfortable (I had Sean Hannity’s ugly mug staring at me on the widescreen the whole time I was trying to eat).
Random non-burger related comment: Fred Thompson looks really fuckin’ weird these days.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Of course he does, he's like 112 years old.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I wish there was one close to me in Denton
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
MOOYAH IS BETTER THAN BLOWJOBS, YOU GUYS.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
You get really shitty blow jobs.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
i was making fun of wildcat
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Liar
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
man
i went to mooyah once.
i got the mooyeah special, because i figure, hey, it’s their special. I was fucking letdown
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
=/
I think 5 guys is incredibly overrated.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
It is.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What is this i don't even
To be clear, are we talking about their burgers or their fries?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
Noooooooo.
I don’t like their fries very much, but their burgers are very solid.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
They are adequate at best.
Many better options.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ok, I understand there are better burgers. I'm not disputing that.
Are there really people who think it is the best burger around? Not being the best isn’t what overrated means.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
That's a different scenario.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
That surprises me. I don't think I've ever heard somebody say
Five Guys is the best burger in town.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
They lack structural integrity.
I prefer a burger that will stay together while I eat it, not turn into a wet mound of topping and beef after one bite.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Ooooooh, GB. Strike 1.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
There are better burger places.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Well of course. That doesn't mean they're overrated
Unless people’s rating of them is seriously above what I think it is.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
I think people think it's the best burger place in town*
*used here as Dallas or Houston
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Ok well then that is silly.
I don’t think it’s overrated on LSB though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
I'd rather have Jake's in Dallas
or Beck’s Prime in Houston. And I haven’t even been to the new hotnesses like Twisted Root.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Jake's...
I’ve yet to find a burger there that makes me glad I didn’t just go to the Sonic down the road…
Buns are better at Jake's
I’m not generally a fan of thin patty burgers, but I like their’s.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
The buns annoy me...
The seeds piss me off. Stay on the fucking bun so I can eat you. I don’t want you on my hands damnit.
You seem angry.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
You're the one resorting to bestiality slams...
I’m just annoyed at damn little seeds that attack me while eating a burger.
I like that they use pepper jack in their fried cheese.
Nice kick.
Also, fried brownies yum.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Their fried cheese is delicious.
I love their chicken tenders. Their milkshakes are quite tasty a well.
And they (used to) have great happy hour specials.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Never went there for happy hour.
The one in FW has a tiny bar area. If I get home in time for a happy hour I usually end up at either Reata, Fox, or Flying Saucer.
The uptown one was a pretty talented place
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of talent...
went to a Texas Roadhouse this weekend. The bartender there was quite gifted. Tan, long dark hair. Tiny waist, big tits, and an ass to stare at. One of the few girls that is small, athletic and still manages to have some sweet sweet curves. I took my time eating my lunch.
roadhouse
/Peter Griffin
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
God that place is fucking horrible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
As previously stated
I will pay attention now
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Me and my gf walked in there when we went to Fort Worth...
Cause I though it was a local thing cause I had never heard of it. Fuckin’ Mexihooters
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
It's a UFC crowd that doesn't speak english.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
I have only been for lunch
plenty of English then
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Well yeah
not a whole lot of non-English speaking people working in downtown FW…
So is the food as bad as I assume it is there?
Mostly bad.
The wings are tolerable but my fajitas I had there were not good. I don’t remember whatever else I had but it wasn’t good. It’s all about the tittaes
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
Not gonna lie
Before they opened up I had no idea what it was. I saw a couple of girls in their uniforms walking down Main and was wondering when we got hookers.
I saw them walking around during
Super Bowl week in those skimpy outfits… That place was packed on that Friday and Saturday
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
It's packed every Friday and Saturday night.
It’s packed to the point that the people waiting clog up that street corner. Considering how packed it is outside and assuming all the racial stereotype jokes I heard as a child are true, the inside must be like hell on earth.
It's pretty fucking terrible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
It's not a UFC crowd...
It’s a Chicas Locas crowd.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Never seen it on a weekend evening
sounds awful
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
That doesn't sound plesant at all.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
my friend worked there for a while
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 1:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ive never been to jakes
but twisted root is awesome.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
If you think 5 Guys is overpriced/overrated, then Twisted Root will be very disappointing.
I can’t even get out of there without spending 11-13 bucks.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Wow.
Better be a really high freaking bar.
Tangent: This is what pisses me off about Indian restaurants. You’re talking food that is supposed to be really cheap and then charging a lot because it’s ‘exotic’. Cut that shit out. There are thousands of Indian people in (Dallas/Houston/etc) and most of them have better cooking than this in their homes, so STOP CHARGING SO MUCH.
/rant over
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
AGREED.
Most places just add “fusion” to the end of their ethnic dining option, and justify charging another 3-4 bucks for it.
If I eat Indian food, I just hop over to Fair Park and go to the Hari Krishna temple. There’s a vegetarian buffet there that’s pretty damn good, and not too expensive.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
BURGERS OR INDIAN
man you guys have me hungry and I’m not even hungry
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
I WANT INDIAN SO BAD
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
must...resist...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Not that I'm aware of.
They have meat dishes, but I don’t know of that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
The thing that I hate is
that you need to either be cheap or very good, and most of the time they’re neither.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
THIS
Sucks paying $12-15 every time I want to go eat Indian food.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Yes,
fortunately my wife has mastered some recipes, but good grief. Especially the veggie dishes…how can you charge $12 for that?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Best fast food style burger?
Because I’m pretty sure I can find a kickass one at a sitdown place if you want me to.
Right, this is what I think.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Beck's Prime has a drivethrough
which the 5 Guys I went to did not have.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
I can also order a delicious Ahi Tuna sandwich at Beck's Prime,
or a steak, though I’ve never done this. Still, I don’t think that detracts from the overall point that you can find better.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
You know what I mean by sit down and fast food places.
And the Whiskey and Rye in downtown FW had a pretty damn good burger the time I went there.*
*Side note: they also have a chicken fried steak sandwich that is almost the size of a manhole cover. And it is delicious.
Yeah, Five Guys doesn't seem very like a fast food burger to me.
And I’d take Whataburger over Five Guys.
gotdamnit
I’m going to be starving by 11:15.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
WHY MUST I CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I really want a burger now
I may have to go visit Five Guys for lunch (BECAUSE WE DON’T HAVE WHATABURGER)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
I keep meaning to put this up as a facebook post, but
No, college freshman from the HEB commercial, I can not believe that somebody has never had brisket.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Say whaaaaaa
They’ve had brisket in the dining courts here, even! Granted, it wasn’t all that good, but it was brisket, dammit!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Heh,
The premise is that he goes to college out of state and his mom has to send him a care package every week with Texas stuff from HEB.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
She sends him like fifteen bags of HEB chips.
A week.
Good God.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
I know that feel bro. I know that feel.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
He ends it by saying
“Can you believe that some people have never had brisket?”
And every time I answer out loud “NO, no I can’t! That sounds horrible!”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
Haha
My friend from Chicago didn’t even know what fajitas were…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Ohgodno
This is making my commitment to leaving the state for residency more difficult.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
I don't even remember. Probably.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Someone in my Spanish class freshman year
Didn’t know what ‘Jose’ was.
Didn’t know how to pronounce it. Didn’t know what it meant. Never seen the word before.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I want a weekly care package full of Texas stuff :(
MY PARENTS DON’T LOVE ME.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'd be willing to swap Staropramen for Texas goods.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
I've never seen it here.
Maybe it’s in some parts of town.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
They have it on tap in some places.
But we found it in bottles in chinatown.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
I've never even seen a Beck's Prime, though.
Best widely available fast-food burger? Also, Beck’s appears to be more expensive.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure, it's one of my favorites, though.
I don’t know how to quantify widely available. There are lot of options that fall somewhere between Whataburger and individual places.
Pappa’s Burgers have very good burgers [but seriously, pass on it and get the shrimp po-boy on deliciously toasted french bread with remoulade sauce…YOU’RE WELCOME]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Widely-available means more than just one or two cities.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
U jelly?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
ok
I’m thinking we have vastly different tastes for burgers. Pappa’s was bland and kind of dry when I went there. It felt like I was eating a box.
Bland?
I can see the argument that Jake’s doesn’t season their meat enough, but the one down here does a pretty good job with it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
I dunno
I have only been to the one in FW. Been twice and both times I hated myself afterwards for spending that much on packing materials.
Wow.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
A friend I met at Crossfit owns all of the Mooyah's 'round here.
Just brought on Bradie James as a partner.
/csb
Mooyah
I know Jamey’s brother Barry is involved with the ones in Coppell and Plano.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Leonard Davis and Marc Columbo
Own the Smashburger in Las Colinas
/csb
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
So is Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close even any good?
Twitter seems to have turned on it for getting an Oscar nomination.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I think BiBi Jones is in it, no?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
I've seen her in a few movies
She’s very talented
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
She gets my oscar nod.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Weird name for that particular act of self pleasuring, but ok.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
It's got the spot that Drive should have.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm more pissed off about War Horse and The fucking Help
But Extremely Loud seems to be the inheritor to the Crash “no subtlety at all, take a painful subject and paint in ABSOLUTE BROADSTROKE, emotionally manipulative” Oscar bait throne.
And seriously, it’s getting crap reviews. Why is this a Best Picture nom?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
Tom Hanks + 9-11 + precocious kid = OSCAR BAIT
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I keep pulling from Awards Daily
and I fucking HATED War Horse (but I also hated Tree of Life).
There is some percentage of the Academy/the press in Hollywood that simply has bad taste. They like bad movies that have the veneer of prestige and offer comforting heart-food blandness. And one of the things having five nominees did was it made sure that chunk of the AMPAS voting sector only got so much influence.
Basically… it got the spot The Blind Side got a few years ago, which also had pretty shitty reviews (although not AS shitty).
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I remember hearing a good deal about Tree of Life before it came out.
I don’t think I ever noticed when it got released though. I take it that movie didn’t have a very long theater life?
Not especially.
It’s gorgeously shot, but it’s also about 30 minutes too long and full of characters you feel absolutely no empathy for.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I just remember some guy telling me it was going to be an Oscar contender half a year before it ever even came out
When somebody does that, I have a tendency to assume the movie is going to be a pretentious piece of crap
Well, the thing with it is...
I had been predicting a best picture nominee for like… 3 years, because it’s been delayed and delayed and delayed in editing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The Blind Side wasn't THAT bad.
It wasn’t Oscar Worthy, but it wasn’t terrible.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yeah, exactly. It was a decent family movie, nothing more
(of course, that’s ignoring the questionable racial subtones)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
If you want to get into it, TBS is just as racist as The Help
because they both involve black characters reaching their potential only through the help of white characters.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
That's largely why I haven't wanted to see The Help
but my wife wants to so it looks like I will sometime this week.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Haven't seen The Help, so I can't comment on it
I think that part was a little overblown but it was definitely there.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
I haven't seen it either.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
its a great movie
my wife dragged me to see it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I read the book, so I want to see "The Help"
Although I’ve heard that the book is better. As usual.
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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
the book is wonderful
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
I read it in just a few days.
I was hooked.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Least TDT post of all time, right here.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i studied literature in college, bro
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
dick tracy, flash gordon mostly.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
nah
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
I mean, I got tired of BP being a category for five really really similar movies
that pretty much nobody saw. I get that. I understand the Academy wants more exposure for the ceremony and (more importantly) better marketing for the movies.
But the idea was to give riskier, less traditional “Oscar bait” movies a chance. Drive is the one that immediately jumps to mind (and The Dark Knight from previous years). I don’t see anything exciting about fucking War Horse (which was seriously a pile of shit) or Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Do you think it's a travesty
that one or two of the many spots go to a film that ‘lay’ moviegoers can get excited about and tune in to the Oscars for?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
He's a movie hipster, so yes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
the help is a good
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Was there any chance that Drive would get in there?
I say no.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
I was actually feeling pretty confident about it...
admittedly I use people like AwardsDaily as my buffer for this, but the younger crowd pushed for it HUGE…. however, I’m assuming it didn’t play well at all with.. well, the crowd that voted for this.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I haven't seen it, but have heard it's excellent
[which shocks me given the lead], but did Drive have any momentum leading into noms?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
It has Albert Brooks.
That makes me want to see it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It was a genre film, which are always harder to push
but Inglourious Basterds got a nom… and Brooks seemed like a shoe in in the sense he did a really good job but also played outside his public persona.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yawn.
You and I both know there’s a huge difference between those two movies’ overall popularity.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Not for Best Picture.
It had as much chance as Harry Potter, which was none.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Could have been Tinker Tailor.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
This is a more acceptable answer.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
No
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
No noms for Ryan Gosling.
Sad day.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
Anything
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
It does for Meryl Streep
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Well, she's legitimately awesome,
even if this wasn’t her best role.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Even so...
Unless she is far and away better than everybody else, how the hell does she keep on winning these damn things.
I'm not sure...
her ability to play such different roles so well astounds me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
To be fair to Streep, she hasn't won since 1982.
Though she’s been nominated about every other year since.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
Not just Oscars though...
There is a reason she has a whole page on her wikipedia dedicated to just her awards and nominations. Give her a few more years and she’ll break into double digits on Golden Globes.
That's true.
Thinking about it, I’m kind of shocked they didn’t nominate Kate Winslet… just because.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Most definitely.
She’s a goddess.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I haven't seen "Drive" or "Ides of March"
But there was a lot of talk about him in those roles.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
WOAH
you didnt see drive?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Not yet
Supposed to be at redbox soon.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
ides of march was blah
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
I've heard that about the movie.
But I’ve heard Ryan was still great.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
ryan was good, but the movie is a waste of time
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
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Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
same here...How would I make it through the workday?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm thinking you would be just fine.
A whole week is another story.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Oh thanks,
I’ll be forwarding this to my boss.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
I'm getting a psychic reading on Sunday
Kind of excited.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM CST reply actions
Miss Cleo out of jail already?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Ha ha
Not from her.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
I've done a few before, some of them were quite interesting...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah, a few friends spoke highly of this person
So I’m giving it a shot. I’m curious.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
I like it when I pay people to spew bullshit in my direction, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah,
I’m confused why this is supposed to be fun. I’d rather just have a(nother) drink.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Ya know, you're right, I should, but...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
there is a palm reader at magic time machine
no joke.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
well then.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
You guys may be obsessed, you guys
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
SHOW UP NEXT TIME
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Doubt I can head out there but I will try.
Friday or Saturday?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
yes?
not sure yet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Weekends, gotcha.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'm the reverse
I get paid to have people spew bullshit at me….
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Heh,
if I didn’t know better, I would have guessed you work in IT.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
never understood it either.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
at magic time machine?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Are you flying me down for that?
Otherwise, no
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
It's fine if none of you are excited about it, I guess
I felt like sharing. Maybe I shouldn’t anymore though.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Seems a pretty serious overreaction.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Just trying to fit in
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
Shrug em off
Everybody here is a jerk. ALL OF YOU.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
So you posted something that most men (which comprise 98% of this place)
find an incredible waste of money, then they state their opinions as such and you get upset…..
Sigh
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I know I'm with a bunch of guys, and I should expect it.
And I do.
Doesn’t mean it’s any less disappointing though.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
I definitely came to the wrong place for shared excitement.
My bad.
And my apologies.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
A friend had a good experience with it
So I’m curious. And it’s something I’ve always wanted to do.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
Here are her words
The specifics of what she told me are for me alone, but I left feeling so much more clear. It’s incredibly therapeutic to talk to someone you can’t hide anything from – you have no choice but to open up about all the deep dark shit. So, I didn’t – just laid it all on the table and we hashed through it. She may have saved me a year in therapy bills, quite honestly.
If you can find someone you know is the real deal (or would like me to refer you), I highly recommend it, especially if your life is recently in the toilet and you need a little direction. (It’s not all kittens and roses though – just the truth, whatever that may be – so be prepared to handle that. Just sayin…)
I could use some of that right now. I don’t know if I’m a believer or not, but I’m willing to check it out anyway. If some think that’s a waste of money, I guess that’s fine. But it’s my money. They probably do things with their money I think is a waste too, but it doesn’t affect me, so I don’t care.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
LSB doesn't know me as well as some of them think they do
And I do believe some people are more intuitive than others.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Do you mind me asking how much you'll be paying?
…and you’re right, it’s your money, who cares what you’re spending it on.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
I'm probably not going to disclose that here
But if you e-mail me, I’ll tell you.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Haha, no biggie...just wondered if it over $100.
Trust me i waste money more than probably 80% of this board.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
It is not more than $100
I will confirm that.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Gotcha.
Well let me know what happens ..seriously. I’ve always been interested.
I’m sure you’ll know pretty quick if you feel the person is a scam or not.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
I trust the person who referred me
I don’t believe it to be a scam. I will probably blog about my experience next week. But like my friend, I will probably keep the details to myself.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
Why?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Eh
Just seems counterproductive in this case.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
People get slammed around here for various opinions all the time.
Shake ’em off.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but they can handle it ... it's the way guys socialize
Sometimes I’m not prepared for it, I guess. And someday, I’ll learn that I share too much.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
The thing is, I think you do get treated different than the guys...
…I mean, look at bigtill…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
See, I'm split on this...
I don’t want to be treated different. Because that just makes people resent me.
But when I am treated no differently, then I have the resentment.
It’s a no win.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
We're just ordinary people...
we don’t know which way to go.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
I’ll just learn to deal with whatever’s thrown my way.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
It's a long process
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
/johnlegend
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
What'd I do?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
Get slammed for your opinions...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
Truf...
I think most people realize we all have some BTO’s about us.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
do not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
because pie sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
If you read what Dan Syzmborksksisdkjfdkjasf (The Baseball Think Factory Dan) said yesterday
you’ll realize you really haven’t shared that much at all
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
or me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, I know
There’s a lot I keep to myself, knowing full well it’ll become a meme or a running joke.
I still need a better filter for this place though.
Working on it.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Colonial told us all that he participated in a cross-dressing reproduction of Grease put on by the Cub Scouts.
The bar has been raised considerably.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It was not all of Grease
just the one song
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Hush with your facts.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
RUMOR: Colonial to star in new all-male production of "Moulin Rouge" financed by the Masons.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I can neither confirm nor deny
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Oh ain't this the fuckin' truth :-/
j/k
LSB gonna LSB.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
This is the truth
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
colonial your comments get better and better
keep up the good work
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I try to give the people what they want
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
This is why I love LSB
Every day, someone decides to raise the bar considerably. What that bar is for, no one knows
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I'm not sure what you were expecting, if not for people to respond to you with their own opinions.
Did you say that because you wanted people to respond with “oh, great idea! that sounds fun!”?
If they had done that it probably wouldn’t have upset you, I’d wager. So it’s not the fact that you got responses that bothers you, it’s that you got responses you didn’t like.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Pretty much.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Meh fuck the haters...
I wouldn’t go to a psychic just cause I’m afraid she’ll go “Your fucking life is gonna blow.” If you wanna go go nuts, just remember that most people won’t react like me or Chrom.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm a little afraid she's going to tell me something along those lines
Preparing myself for the worst.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Well, I can understand being like "oh I'm excited for this!"
And then being upset when everybody’s like “HAHA THAT’S STUPID.”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
And your college years.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No my college years were more along the lines of
“Can I buy you a drink?”
“Sure” walks away after getting drink
Don't you mean
“Baa”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You're not a target or some unwitting victim.
We all get chastised here for all the things we say.
Lord knows there is usually an AquaQuip waiting for most of my posts.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
douche
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So the buzzer from downstairs...
> Empanada delivery was a girl (she has to call up on a speaker to get building access)
> Hope she’s cute.
> Arrives at door.
> NOOOOOPE
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
but when the end result is a yes
Oh what a glorious day that is
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You have empanada delivery people ?
That’s it. I’m moving to Argentina.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Every restaurant in the country
has delivery people. I can get a cooked steak (and one from a nice place) delivered to my door.
My current lunch? These.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That looks incredibly
yummy.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Ha.
Honestly it’s more of a cultural thing because not a lot of people drive.
I also get my groceries delivered. dealwithit.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Meh,
they have good food, but an incredibly limited variety.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
x
Housekeeping, I mean, goddamn
One time, let it be a bad bitch sweeping
That know we get Os like Cheerios
That know because they seen us in the videos
That know the day that you play me
Would be the same day MTV play videos
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
My maid's not cute either.
My wife didn’t like my idea of hiring some 22 year old fresh out of college.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Could lead to trouble....
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
I don't see the point in a maid or a nanny
if they are not a hot 22 year old fresh out of college
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
THANK YOU.
but my wife seems to think her four hours a week should be spent cleaning the house, and not cleaning my kitchen.
SHIT ISN’T FAIR.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If LSB goes down, I will rage.
You want me to be productive!?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Today is the day my withdrawal starts.
And you fuckers are having a cheeseburger thread.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If it makes you feel any better
I might have Whataburger for lunch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm eating shipley donuts right now
does that help you?
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
don't be jelly jam, stick to the plan!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Now I'm hungry.
And there’s an In-N-Out RIGHT THERE.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
but it's RIGHT THERE.
It’s either that or Taco Bell…….
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
I was joking.
It’s not bad, but not as good as everyone is led to believe.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
I knew you were
sooooo fucking over hyped
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
for a cheap fast food burger....its not bad
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Preach, Brother Sprite!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Looking like some tuna on greens
I ate my avocado last night… :(
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
No, it's not.
But this is only day two. I’ma be sick of some fucking lettuce and apples by the end of this week.
I’m already pooped three times today.
THREE TIMES AND IT’S NOT EVEN NOON
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Bar...raised.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Chrom and I both had Chipotle last night.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Is that what they're calling intercourse these days?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
SHOTS FIRED.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You mean to tell me that NOBODY took that from that?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Does IANF know about this?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
OH NO HE DI'IN'T!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
and it was awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm hungry.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Welp
BNightengale
Texas #Rangers appear out of bidding for Prince Fielder, as decision moves closer. usat.ly/zqQLoy #Nationals #MLB #Brewers
=(
Brewers???
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
He says Nats
A person close familiar with the negotiations, but not authorized to discuss publicly, said that talks were accelerating and could conclude today.
He also said the Nats interest was overblown.
And it was between two AL teams.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Do I want to see him languish with the O's?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think he goes to the O's without a Pujols deal.
They were just the leverage for the Nats.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Sounds like the Nats don't want to go past 7...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not surprised about the Nats at all.
Young team can make a big splash
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I thought that was Churchill, not Nightengale.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yes...
Sprite was talking about Churchill.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ah shit, missed his thing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ha!
GB disappointed the Rangers aren’t signing Prince.
What an off-season.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
NO PRINCE?
DIE IN A FIRE EVERYBODY. DFA EVERYONE. SEASON OVER.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You read my article...
IT TURNS OUT I DO LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Marlins, Nats, Jays
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
FUCK EVERYTHING
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Moreland had better mash this year
or I will have such an irrational hatred towards him.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He'll be on paternity leave at some point
Insert Richie Whitt commentary.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
Ugh.
These players are getting paid millions and they leave their responsibility of their team to be with their over fertile mates? What a joke.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
better hope he isnt going to go up against LHP
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
We need IANF to tell us it's not true!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
of final prince teams, #rangers are longest shot. had great meeting. but length issue for tex. need isnt as great for them
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He's right.
They don’t ‘need’ him.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Yet.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think they could find somebody via trade
over the next year.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Funny enough, you normally see the same guys in every porn
I think there are about 10 dudes that circulate in every movie.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
Unless you're Taylor Swift.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
Ok, help me out
What’s the best way to purchase Keurig cartridges?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Through a mutual exchange of currency for said item.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hmmm, k.
Keurig has a membership deal apparently through their own website, but I didn’t know if there was a better way.
I’m going to try to talk my boss into getting one for the lab.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Seems so wasteful to me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The cartridges are recylcable,
so as long as you don’t use disposable cups, it isn’t that different.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
This is my problem with them
When I’m drinking coffee at home I make an entire pot for the wife and I so I end up having three or four cups which in turn nullifys the simplicity of the Keurig to me. They’re ok if I only wanted one or two cups but more than that gets to be too much.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Right,
I don’t want one at home. I drink too much coffee in the mornings for that.
But what I wouldn’t give for a cheaper, quicker way to get a coffee fix in the afternoons, especially since I work later now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Right now, we've got a 15 year old coffee maker with a glass carafe
and a giant container of Folgers. People only drink it when they’re desperate, I think.
I know that my boss, myself and a few others go get coffee from various deli’s and Starbucks’ around us, so I’m hoping I can at least talk him into buying the machine and then we could all buy our own cartridges. Maybe try to see if he’d get some cartridges, too, I dunno.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Can't you get empty ones that you can put Starbuck's/Folger's (or your coffee grind of choice) into?
Yes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
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from everything i have read
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Cuban had a thing on this yesterday and now Morey.. I'm fascinated by this
dmorey
Not close.Genetic testing&biomechanics will point way RT @dap5000 how close to having accurate analytics 4 injuries in player val? #SSAchat
Might as well have said 'lasers'
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
Directed energy weapons*
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Hmm, so on another board, I run an offline fantasy baseball league (AAA) with someone else.
We have an email set up for like player transactions and the like that we both have a password to.
I noticed there was a contact I didn’t know, checked the outgoing messages, and he’s responding to craigslist ads for gay sex.
By all means, dude should live his life, but probably not with a shared email… especially considering he’s not exactly… out.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's good, blame him before he calls you out on it.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Well it would be kind of pointless for me to try to hook up with dudes in Phoenix
Not impossible, I suppose, but pretty unlikely.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
One of my friends is gay and another one of my friends we suspected was also gay, but he always denied it.
Well my gay friend found the other friend on a gay dating website using a different name.
True story.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So they dating now?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Why the fuck not?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know.
I don’t pry into my friends gay romantic escapades.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Some friend you are.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Maybe they're not attracted to each other.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Obviously they were...Until they found out they already knew each other.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
Seeing someone's profile on a dating site and clicking on it
Does not always mean you’re attracted to the person.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
So what does it mean if you agree to go on a date with them?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
That you want to get to know them better.
But I didn’t see that in the story.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
My bad.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
They didn't.
One of them just found he other one. They never dated.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Well it's not like it's hard to start up a new email.
Maybe he’s trying to tell you something.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
x
ArashMarkazi
Drake will perform at the 2012 Tim Hortons NHL All-Star Game in Ottawa. billboard.biz/bbbiz/genre/ra…
Who's the blonde stranger is a dangerous question.
I picked my wife up from the first of surely 500,000 baby showers last night, this one was mostly family so while I’m loading all of the stuff into the truck I’m being constantly introduced to people I’ve either never met or don’t remember. So I make the mistake of asking who a blonde is because like a dumbass I say “She looks familiar.”
My wife rolled her eyes, and said “Of course she does.”
Her cousin is Buffy Tyler. (Nov. 2000 playmate) In other news, the couch is pretty comfortable. (not really.)
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 AM CST reply actions
As Adrian Beltre would say
Oh shit.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
The couch thing was a joke.
She’d mentioned the cousin thing before, but some idiot didn’t process that information before he opened his mouth.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Hahahahahaha.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
oh my
sorry, I laughed long and loud reading this one :)
by jls4Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Two years before I was married....IN THE CLEAR!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Objection: Baiting the witness
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
John Wayne movies annoy me
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 AM CST via mobile reply actions
The only one I've watched that I've enjoyed was Rio Lobo.
I need to do more research.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Hondo, original True Grit, Liberty Valance, The Searchers, They were expendable
Rio Grande, The Wings of Eagles, Rio Bravo, The Green Berets.
All good flicks.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I was meh on True Grit
even with Robert Motherfucking Duvall in it, and that takes some doing.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
It's a good movie
definitely not great, I think I like the new one a lot more, but I think that’s mostly for the outstanding acting.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I think that's what it is too.
I will say this, either of the main characters from Lonesome Dove would beat the hell out of Rooster Cogburn in a bout of fisticuffs.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
That's a high bar though
Chuck Norris himself would break a sweat tangling with either of those old salty bastards.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Liberty Valance was greatness
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think Jimmy Stewart's "Aww shucks" routine worked in that one
Now hold on, I LOVE me some Jimmy Stewart. Just not in this movie.
And Lee Marvin was pretty much a cartoon character.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
See, I look at a lot of old western characters as cartoons
I know that this is blasphemy but it’s how I see them. They were overactors. They knew what got them to the big stage and milked it. A lot of people became caricatures of themselves and it worked because, back then, that is what the directors asked of them and that is what the fans expected. As long as I start watching the film with that mindset, I’m fine with it.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Here comes Lee Marvin; he's always drunk and violent!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
the man who shot liberty valance is the only one I like
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Gah, I hated that one personally
The Searchers and The Shootist are my favorite Wayne movies. He’s good in True Grit, but that little girl bugs the shit outta me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 24, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Oops, missed this.
Yep, I agree. Really enjoyed this one. And I actually liked his last film (The Shootist).
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
you shut your whore mouth
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
AxeEm
Any good info on your child care search? (I think it was you, right?).
Our nanny-share situation fell through.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I don't know what area of Austin you're in.
but we toured a place (Rocking Horse Academy) in Plum Creek outside Buda that was pretty impressive.
$790/month
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
We live in RR
but we’re looking for somewhere more central since that’s where we work.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Tell him it could be a lot worse.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah...
Matteo could find out he has a peanut allergy and then they’re both fucked.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
The second we enter the vet's
even if it’s to buy him treats, he starts pulling away and giving me this look like I just betrayed him harder than anyone ever has.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
all i wanna do is zoom zoom in your boom boom
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 PM CST reply actions
Is that your karaoke selection?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
It's not gonna work.
trying… to…. resist… singing… it.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
My friend thinks Posada is a HOFer
Right or wrong?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No.
My first thought was that it would be close, then I looked at his stats… and hell no.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Thats what i told him.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I feel like the only reason he has a chance
is people are particularly willing to give catchers credits for intangibles, and they won a lot of WS’s with him behind the plate.
I assumed he had a lot more all star appearances
and was a lot closer to 3K
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
NONONONONONONONONONONO
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Giada is on my TV
Who is it here that likes her?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 PM CST reply actions
i dont like her...
i love her.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pro-Giada.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
On the Food Network?
If so, I find her quite attractive.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I tend to watch Food Network on my lunch hour
Shorter shows, and it’s easy not to get so engaged that I don’t want to go back to work.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
You have a mute button for a reason.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
She's a lot more tolerable than fucking Nigella.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You ever watch The Chew?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
No
I’ve heard of it, but never caught it.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
GhettoWife likes it.
I’m a big fan of Batali, so…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone watch Crave?
Specifically seen the episode on bacon?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
doesn't Michael Symon have something to do with that show?
I follow him on twitter and he’s always talking about it. Guess I need to check it out
I don't know who this is
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
Her
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'll be in my bunk.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
rec
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
That picture isn't even close to Full Metal Giada.
I think she was making a meatball stew last weekend, but I can’t be sure.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
WHY WOULD YOU POUR OIL ONTO SOMETHING AND NOT EVEN LOOK AT IT.
Seems very dangerous, Giada.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh Witt likes parts of her
a lot. and let’s just say they aren’t necessary for cooking.
by jls4Rangers on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Ha ha ha ha
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
You need hands for cooking
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
raises hand
and that’s not all she raises.
winkwinknudgenudgeknowwhatimean
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
there is a fantastic tumblr about her
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
link or gtfo
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
at work
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
There are multiple tumblr accounts that focus on her
You link it now or you leave work to link it. These are the only options.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
has this been posted?
http://kingsofkauffman.com/2012/01/24/check-your-sources/
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 12:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions
That was awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh definitely.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think the story would have been better if some regular guy like myself did it
getting tricked by a legitimate Royals blogger isn’t near as bad
Does the MLB gameshow start tonight?
Or was that last night?
I didn’t get a look at my DVR this morning.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
It starts tonight
Chuck Morgan is on next week.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
Tanky.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Here ya go
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Well crap.
My cable has been out for over a week. Just one more reason to complain about crappy service.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
So Chris Davis is married now too?
Thanks, facebook.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
She is pretty though.
Good for him.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
He's one that the wife used to get all tingly over.
I think her Rangers Fap List used to be:
Ceej
Crush
Kins
Cliffly
Mitch
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
I confess
I got mad at CD a lot. For various reasons. But I never could quite break up with him. It’s that mouth.
There aren’t any Rangers I’m currently attracted to the way I was to Chris. There are a few I think are attractive, but it’s not the same. I think it’s better that way.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Related note
The former Rangers-now Orioles sure like blondes.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
sad.gif
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Sigh
I guess gingers really are going to become extinct.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
gingervitis
is going to be the end all.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Brunettes, FTW
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 2:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
THIS
always been partial to brunettes.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
And if they have blue eyes...
My God..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 2:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Girl don't love me, use me and abuse me
Treat me like a pirate, and gimme that booty.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's my M.O., at the M-O-T-E-L
With a hot plate of some hard bitch, I bet these sells
Quicker than Jordans on a Saturday, psycho like Donny Hathaway
I just wanna make dough and fuck bitches like I’m a Latter-Day Saint
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ok...since LSB had a direct influence on this happening...here's one of the best moments of my life:
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 24, 2012 1:46 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
congrats!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
New meme:
Mrs. Worley is tanner than you.
(and congratulations, sir!)
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
She's Venezuelan. It comes natural.
Makes me look like a ghost.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 24, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Good
I was worried she fake-baked and I was making more of a jackass of myself than normal. I feel good that I can continue to use this.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
She was actually worried she wasn't dark enough.
She gets much darker in the summer naturally. I love the contrast. She’s just walking around in the sun, I’m putting on SPF 150.
It exists.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 24, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Lifetime supply, bro
Pasty is how I roll.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
We should start a club.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Ummm,
thatsracist.gif
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
I really had to strain the brain on this one
Nice job. I eventually LOL’d.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Sweet beard, bro.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Should have seen it 2 weeks ago before I trimmed it.
I was going for the Ryan Dunn tribute.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 24, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
I was actually insinuating that you were gay and using her as a coverup...
This is awkward.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Uh...well...
Shh….be quiet.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 24, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Nice!
Congrats.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
At first glance
I thought this was Naps.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
fuck i dont want to get married
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
nah
i’m just fucking, like, it will be a good thing, but i fucking have, like, a lot of fucking fun as a single guy. i fucking don’t need to be looking at fucking end tables and lamps and fucking new this and that,
i just want to fucking go to work, come home, do some blow, maybe go to a strip club, and fucking drink. what the fuck, america?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
You sure do like your "fucking"
Marriage might not be the way to go here.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
at least
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
The thought of two TDT's scares the crap outta me
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Good thing he's not the LSBer with a twin then, huh?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa, what?
One of us is actually two…of…us?!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
benj
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh dear...
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think this is scarier than two TDT's
but I’m not certain…
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Congratulations Brandon!!!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
internet high five
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
So...
Prince signs 8-year deal with Nationals??? Is this a real thing?
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Fake Jon Heyman tweeted it, so ....
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
john heyman reported it
seems legit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 1:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh well of course
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Tim Brown (yahoo) is saying
9 year deal with Detroit now.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
He should take that.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
CFB thread
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Nice typo.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Shit.. I made the 911th comment
Oscar nominee, here
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
meh
started off strong, tailed a little in the middle, and the ending was just awful.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I went for a boom or bust surprise twist.
It came prematurely.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 2:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you did that on purpose
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Deadspin email of the week...And yeah, tell the son to fuck off.
I bought my Grandson a PSP for Christmas. I called his father (my son-in-law) to tell him so they could get him some games to go with it. He flips out and starts ranting that they quit making games for those (bullshit) and that they would rather have a Nintendo DS. I know my Grandson likes the PSP because I have one and he plays with it any chance he gets. I think the son-in-law wants the DS because after all he is a big fat prick. Was I wrong for telling him to go get fucked in the ass till he spits shit??
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I wish my grandfather read Deadspin
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
mitch is going to rape and pillage this year.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 2:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions
not vs LHP
i would guess.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
I'm right handed, so ....
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
I agree with jonas m.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
I agree with jonas m.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
mitch is going to rape and pillage this year.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Micah's right handed, so...
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
jonas m. believes this joke is solid
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Doubly so
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
fucking phone
I wasn’t even pressing RETRY. Ditching the mobile unit for now.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
mitch is going to rape and pillage this year.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 2:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
that's what I've heard......
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
and gangbang Taylor Swift
By himself
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 2:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
THAT SLUT
HE HAS A WIFE.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She'll get a Seal strap on and join in.
Taylor will love it.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
she's pregnant no?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Yep
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
WHo?
Taylor? Man her deep south following is gonna take a hit if news of her Milato baby gets out.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ha ha
No, Mitch’s wife.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
If it's a boy, get ready for the Mississippi haircut
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Awww
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
They're really gonna go crazy
When they find out about the other one that was conceived from a Mexican Cinco de Man-o party.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
I'm more mexican than you
I like guac
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
but she gets to be on maury!
24 potential baby daddies. maury is going to lose his voice saying you are… not the father
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And then this...23 times.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
is this a you are not the father gif?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ding ding
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
read what I said again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I really feel like I did it right unless somebody wants to correct me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I already said he was going to say you are not the father
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah 23 times...
Since 24-1=23. There for you have 23 guys doing the “I’m not the daddy” dance.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
well you didn't say dancing was involved
I think we are good here
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
*handshakes
carry on
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I believe the racist term you're looking for is "mulatto."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Fuck the cookies bitch, put your face down and your ass up...
Cookies are fucking overrated anyway.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
so angry
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I want to fuck the cookies bitch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The entire goddamn world.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
chocolate chip cookies are awesome
also, peanut butter cookies
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
but he is wrong!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bigtill hates sweet thaaaaangs.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Not all just most.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
probably hates biscochos too
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
English, please.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it's a mexican christmas cookie
there is no english term for it
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Sounds gross.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it is covered with a glutton of sugar
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
this is why I don't like Christmas cookies
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And this is why I'd never like it...
It’s like moe said, I hate sweets.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
not true
he loves me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I loaded up on sweet stuff
for our next rendezvous
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oreos and Chips Ahoy...
And Thin Mints, other than that I can do without.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
thin mints suck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You know this is stupid...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
nope
mint things suck besides regular mints
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i generally agree with this line of thinking
but thin mints are amazeballs
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
You need to get some good
homemade cookies, and drop the preservative loaded mass produced junk.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I still won't like them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I laughed
And I’m probably going to Hell for that.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
not vs LHP, kok would guess
as noted by Witt(less)
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I see you, squirrel
I see you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Are you about to have sex with that squirrel like in Avatar?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
this happened?
and maybe
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Seriously
You should try to fuck it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't think it could handle this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think you're underestimating the squirrel.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
or overestimating your wiener
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 2:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I have seen it
I am properly estimating
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I SAID GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
9 year deal for Prince in Detroit being announced on the ticket.
It’s finally fucking over.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yeah well I don't give a fuck.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Awwwww shit.
I have to do darkroom demos for classes tomorrow. Guess I should start getting that set up.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
make sure they don't mix the fucking chemicals
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
duh.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Mi Rancho Number 1 Taco Shop
I have you sighted, and you’re about to be destroyed.. By my mouth.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
should I try in-n-out today?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 3:11 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Yeah man you'll like it.
Just check online before you go to look at the “secret menu” to see how you’ll like it and keep in mind their patties are 2 oz so it takes 2 patties to make a quarter pounder.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
secret menu?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
fuck that
double double animal style
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's what I had for lunch.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
4x4 and quit being a fucking pussy.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
with chiles
Fries well done (because otherwise, they are soggy)
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
I much prefer Whataburger
but my dad refuses to eat there (long story, they really screwed him over once)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
mmmmmmm yo quiero.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Don't listen to em Chrom...
Take a look at this or order however the fuck you want..
http://www.in-n-out.com/secretmenu.asp
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I usually don't eat onions
but it’s great on the animal style. I have tried grilled onions at Whataburger but they don’t do it right
They do well done fries!?
Change my InO world
A burden should never be something out of your control.
so are we going to MTM this weekend again?
serious question.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You say that now, but when you're on stage busting out an Oak Ridge Boy's classic
with your best internet friends. You’ll be a believer.
I should make this happen.
If they’ll have me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Beat me too it.
Nice
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
it is an interesting plac.e
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
My internet tethered to my Nexus AP is faster than this hotel's wireless
stupid
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My tiny giraffe only eats Beluga caviar
stupid
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
unlock
root
profit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, hi growling stomach at 3:30.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
unsalted peanuts
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Tuna just didn't sound good at all.
I had a plain baked potato, a salad of greens, and a handful of almonds. I did cheat a put ranch dressing on my salad, because, fuck man, I’m not made of stone.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
eat a few almonds, the best thing to stave off hunger.....according to Dr. Oz
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
ALMONDS ARE WHAT GOT HIM IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE
but actually I just don’t have any with me, or I would.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yeh a few, not the whole bag.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
x
http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20307333_2,00.html
"The best snack of all," Dr. Oz says. "Because nuts are high in fiber and protein, they’ll satiate you so you’ll never be hungry. Because of my Turkish culture, I grew up eating almonds that have been soaked in water first. I still do that. It makes them taste completely different—very sweet."
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Giants and Timmy C agree to 2 year, $40.5 million contract.
Was he asking for $21?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
when you hold me...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Two things
1) You accidentally typed this on LSB and not in the text it was meant for.
2) Your sexting is terrible.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
He's sexting Taylor swift.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 3:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
she likes them in groups of 6
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm another one..
And I’m pretty sure Till is bringing the heat south of the border.. So that leaves two
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 3:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I was singing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wow... almost too good to be true
http://failblog.org/2012/01/24/crazy-parenting-fails-parenting-fails-you-had-me-at-other-inmates/
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm out, ladies and gentlemen.
Before I go, however, I need you to know that I love you all more than you could ever comprehend. Now, go aboutst your days, conquering your respective worlds.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
Wut
Google said Tuesday it will require users to allow the company to follow their activities across e-mail, search, YouTube and other services, a radical shift in strategy that is expected to invite greater scrutiny of its privacy and competitive practices.
LSB Log Entry 02:02:17 24Jan2012:
Finished a Carne Asada Burrito about 15 minutes ago. Bowel movement is imminent. Stomach has food baby. I’m feeling like taking a nap, but I think that’s the food coma talking. Somebody help me.. Pray for mercy on the toilet.. God help us all.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
New thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/24/2730848/1-24-ot-2
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/24/2730848/1-24-ot-2
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/24/2730848/1-24-ot-2
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
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