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Happy National Peanut Butter Day!
Peanuts are native to the tropics of the Americas and were mashed to become a pasty substance by the Aztec Native Americans hundreds of years ago.[2] A number of peanut paste products have been used over the centuries, and the distinction between peanut paste and peanut butter is not always clear in ordinary use. Early forms of peanut butter, like the Aztecs' version, were nothing but pure roasted peanut paste. It may have been harder to work with and spread than regular peanut butter, less creamy and less sweet.[citation needed] Vegetable oil was also later added to most brands to aid in its spreadability, but with new modern processing machines being invented, the peanut butter was already significantly smoother than it had been.[citation needed]
Evidence of peanut butter as it is known today comes from U.S. Patent 306,727, issued in 1884 to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec, Canada, for the finished product of the process of milling roasted peanuts between heated surfaces until the peanuts entered "a fluid or semi-fluid state." As the peanut product cooled, it set into what Carter explained as being "a consistency like that of butter, lard, or ointment." Edson's patent is based on the preparation of a peanut paste as an intermediate to the production the modern product we know as peanut butter, it does show the initial steps necessary for the production of peanut butter.[2] George Washington Carver is often credited with inventing peanut butter and is nearly synonymous with its history in the United States.
Dr. Ambrose Straub, a physician in St. Louis, Missouri, pursued a method for providing toothless elderly with protein in the 1890s. His peanut-butter-making machine was patented in 1903.[3]
January 24 is National Peanut Butter Day in the United States.[4]
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I think the Prince Fielder deal killed LSB
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
it might have....most everyone is just laughing their asses off
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
just the normal lull until late night lsb
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ahhh
I’m too old for that stuff.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
x

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I noticed that
I like college football, but I don’t follow it THAT closely.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
I was talking about the Fielder thread.
I haven’t looked at the CFB thread. I don’t think UNT is reeling in any headliners.
Ahhh
Sorry, I misunderstood.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
looking FWD to thebestmichah's balls in my mouth
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions
huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
she made me cakeballs =)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
They’re in the mail. Should be there Thursday or Friday.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
wahoo!.. ill get you back for shipping at the tailgate
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Don't worry about it
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
So
Do you also like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
no, what do I look like? a gay fish?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
I used to flat-out not like peanut butter, one of the few foods around for which I would openly claim disdain.
I have grown to like PBJs ONLY if it’s crunchy peanut better paired with preserves (not jelly), preferably strawberry. Also, I do enjoy a roasted salted peanut at the ballpark.
However, peanut butter cookies are still vile abuses of what would have otherwise been a perfectly good sugar cookie. Also, peanut butter candy is gross to the max.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
love peanut butter.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
PB cookies
Are pretty much my favorite cookie. A few years back, one of my co-workers was my Secret Santa, and she gave me a basket of PB cookies that her mom (who runs her own cookie business) made. I damn near asked her to marry me on the spot.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
wretched abominations
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
PB cookies are gods gift to earth
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
For those who workout
What is your go-to pre-workout snack?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
Just a banana?
Is that enough?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
You said snack.
I eat a decent breakfast, then about an hour before I work out, i eat a banana.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Ah ...
Yeah, I have lunch around noon and then workout at 5:30ish. That’s a big gap.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Woo!
I miss running outside. I hate the dreadmill.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
It's not bad
I have to do podcasts and such though. Need shit to keep me interested
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Interested =distracted
Yeah, that’s me.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
It's been warm all week here in Houston.
70s and 80s.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
What are you trying to say?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
You can run outside in Houston right now
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's a long drive/plane ride just to run
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
But you would be closer to Rangers games...
…and good Q.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
If I moved back to Texas,
Houston would not be my first choice.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
Mine, either.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
My roommate today was like "Houston seems like a nice place to visit."
I told him lolno
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
That is what I do.
I try to drink plenty of water in between. But usually I am comfortable running 4 hours or so after eating last. Now yesterday I ran at 3:30 and hadn’t had anything to eat since 7, that wasn’t very enjoyable.
I try to eat a banana.
I often don’t eat anything…. which is terrible for me, I know
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
almonds and a protein drink.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Hmmm.
I wish it was easier to have a protein drink at my desk. I’ve been going with the various protein bars that are out there.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
if you dont want to mix your own
the best ones i have found are EAS myoplex original (vanilla) — the 17 oz ones, not the little ones, and are the cheapest at walmart
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
I might look for those
There’s a small fridge in our office.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
just mix your own at home, bring it and put it in the fridge, much cheaper..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Probably true.
Just requires more planning.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
yeah you can just have a blender bottle andg et by w/ most of it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
no blender just mix and shake.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
what is your fav mix BG?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
I just do a good whey from GNC with skim milk and lately I've been trying...
creatine as well which seems to be working quite well, I had no idea.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
they arent cheap
im just lazy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
almonds are Dr. Oz's favorite snack as noted on the other thread..
also I did not know coffee was so good for you, I must drink more.
"Coffee is the number-one source of disease-fighting antioxidants in our society," Dr. Oz says. "It’s OK to enjoy a couple of cups a day, but I prefer green tea because you get the same punch of antioxidants for much less caffeine."
Dr. Oz’s most healthy snacks:
http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20307333_3,00.html
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
actually I drink a lot of green tea so I'm good..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah, I keep almonds in my desk
Didn’t know that about coffee, but it’s good to know. I have about 16 oz. a day.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
I go through oatmeal phases.
Where I eat it every day for breakfast for months.
And then I get tired of it and go back to cereal or pop tarts.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I love PBJ's too.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
it's awesome.....esp with some fruit in there...
oh I forgot I have to use my taco bell coupon, they’re serving breakfast starting Thursday….got me a free burrito coupon.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I don't go for the heavy fat stuff there......an egg burrito can't be all that bad..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yup, its a good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
/Accountant
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I shall find this snack, sounds like a good one as long as it's not bitter..
Look for dark chocolate that contains 70 percent cocoa. "It counts as a health food," Dr. Oz says. The reason: This high-quality, slightly bitter chocolate contains flavonoids (natural chemicals with antioxidant properties) that improve blood vessel function. Enjoy an ounce or two a day. Pass on milk chocolate, though—"It’s actually not chocolate, just milk fat with a chocolate coating," he says.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Aren't the actual long term benefits of antioxidant starting to come into question?
Yeah, the story of how they discovered the health benefits of chocolate is interesting.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
hmmm not sure, I hope not I love my green tea and other anti-oxidant rich fruits/veggies
guess we’ll have to stay tuned for the final answer..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
muscle milk RTD.
post workout? usually fast food because i reward myself.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
My post-workout is usually a glass of chocolate milk
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
Good post workout drink
Apparently better than regular milk
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yep heard that too.
Also been reading a lot about coconut water.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
That's what every runner I know has said
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
Pie.
Not really, but if I was hungry I’d eat a peanut butter sandwich before I would ride my bike. Or like Witt Mentions, bananas are good too.
I'm not sure a banana is enough for me.
Two weeks ago, when I had a banana and some almonds, my workouts didn’t go so well (lots of dizziness). PB sandwich could work though.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
I drink tons of water
Usually get 80 oz in before I even go workout.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
I have a big 32 oz. cup on my desk
I drink one before lunch and about 1.5 after lunch.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
PB and Banana sandwich
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I can't eat before
I have to eat afterwards
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
My trainer encourages me to eat 60-90 min before I work out
And she asks me every time.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, I've done those too
I keep a variety of little protein/snack bars in my desk. But I’m sure I’ll get burned out at some point. Want to have options.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Oh you are supposed to
I just can’t
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
A cigarette.
Makes it all the more challenging. Especially on cardio days.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
I have never ever smoked
Not about to start. But thanks for chiming in.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
You asked, I answered.
You pick it, I stick it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure it applies to me anymore in my sloth-like state,
but I liked chocolate protein bars.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
hey ianf, tNt, herbie, etc
are we going back friday or no for karaoke? need to figure out my song if we are lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
if we do it will be Saturday for me...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
and quite honestly.. that place sucks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
im happy to go somewhere else
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
He just really wants to sing, IANF
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Where else can you croon Candle in the Wind and sip on a Gin & Tonic in a jail cell?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
at least the bar prices are the cheapest in Addison
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Word. I got out of there on Friday for $7.50 before tip
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You mean besides my shed?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well that's a whole different level of entertainment.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What kind of porno are we talking about here?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
Quarter Bar does Karaoke on Saturdays, don't they?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
I didn’t see anything about it other than the story yesterday.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
let's call the whole thing off
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
When is Chuck Morgan going to do the Baseball IQ thing again?
Just got MLB Network; ended up seeing the studio guys burst into spontaneous orgasm over the whole thing.
Wed., Feb. 1
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
Finally.....
JUST GOT A JOB !!!
BOOM.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
wooo congrats BUB!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
thanks, daddy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hey, grats, Ryno.
You earned it
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yay!
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
high five!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
yes, yes it is...thanks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Rad.
Conratumalations.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Rad bones, indeed.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Congrats, Ryin!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
thanks, homey
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
congrats oh bearded one
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
so when does the name change go through?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Congrats!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
When do you manipulate your first child?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I actually forced him to hit left handed 2 years ago.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
But think, now you'll be PAID to do it...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
he'll start swinging from the right side when he's 5.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm already tired of them!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you've gotta make Croque Monsieurs for you, me and Benji
just so you can say you’ve melted Gruyere … then I’ll trade you an ugly Rangers giveaway cap for the press
Oh man,
I love Croque Monsieur, though I’ve never made it. We had a pretty good recipe for Chicken Friand, but haven’t had it in a while. Hrm.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
quit sissyin' up my shit!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Lewisville...like 10 minutes from my house.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I found out my favorite restaurant in that area closed.
Sad.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
thanks for posting!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hey guy,
congrats. How are the tykes?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks, Pras...they're off the chain...
how’s your lil one doing? y’all surviving?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yay.
He’s doin well, growing though not quite median percentiles yet (hoping this is just the premie bit)…the whole daycare dropoff thing and acting like a grownup is weird and tiring.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
HALLELUJAH!
Happy for ya Ryno
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 5:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
thanks, bro.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
indeed...indeed it is.
thanks
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
still have those flowing locks?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Congratulations, sir!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
preashiate it
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I thought Money Bags Morris paid you 6 figures
congrats!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
evansilva Evan Silva
Mayock on #NorthCarolina DE Quinton Coples: “If u wanna draw up a defensive end, this is the picture. … Unblockable yesterday afternoon.”
But he seemed so ... blockable in college...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
x
evansilva Evan Silva
Butch Davis & Mayock both suggested that “mitigating circumstances” and UNC team turmoil played role in Coples’ relatively down senior year.
Do offensive lineman count as mitigating circumstances?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Hahah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
you know who I want.
It’s not him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Welcome aboard the Mevlin Ingam train, Bob!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
Sigh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
so i should bring my wife to the tailgate, yes?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Yes
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
why?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Why wouldn't you?
There will be many other wives there.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
And she's probably already used to off the hook TDT.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
She's marrying him in less than two months.
She better be.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, it's not great
i got fucking DRUNK on sunday
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
someones gotta drive you home.. so yes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
like this answer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Sure.
I’m bringing mine AND her giant baby-containing belly.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You put that baby there, so ...
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
That theory cannot be proven.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Maury might be able to do that.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
agree with this also
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Too many things to consider man.
This is…. let’s get drunk and watch a baseball game day.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
You may or may not remember hanging out with my wife last time.
It’s a good time had for all.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i do not
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
fucking i was there for like 2 hours,
and i fucking dont remember shotgunning a beer (which there is video of), talking to your wife, doing fucking anything
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
And people wonder why I'm afraid to bring my wife...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I just wouldn't want to worry.
Getting drunk off food and drinks, then watching the game is all I want to think about.
Then again, I don’t have kids and not married for these same reasons.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
That's a cheap excuse.
My lady asked me last night, in her drunken state, why I put up with her.
I answered simply – OPENING WEEKEND. THAT’S WHY.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
sorry, couldnt answer
work thing
whats up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
My wife had a blast.
But, she likes drinking and being rowdy, too.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah...agreed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
its cool...I may go and bring my wife
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You do this, don't you?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
this is awesome.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
best gif ever.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
So bored, you guys
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Go watch the youtube videos of the boys karaoke-ing over the weekend
That’ll entertain you.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
I hate being in California
I would have done that in a heartbeat
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't have Celiac Disease!
Yay!
I’m having a PopTart to celebrate.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
Congrats
I know you were really worried.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
The though of never eating Whataburger again was almost more than I could take.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
thought*
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Good for you!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
well that's good, I would really really miss a good bread, congrats!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yay!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
see my post below
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
That's why I was worried about it
runs in families
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
I rolled a "4" on Vitamin D (normal 30-100)
so they tested me, I’m waiting for all but Immuniglobin A, Ser (which was normal)
BIG DAY FOR LSB.
CONGRATULATIONS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Thanks?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
it sounded a little sarcastic...
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
No, I meant it.
LSB getting good news today between this and Ryno’s job situation. One other thing I can’t think of at the moment.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Whats Ryins job situation
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
He got one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I wasn't aware he didn't have one
good for him
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
serious
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
Reading sarcasm off the internet is nearly impossible.
by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
I read everything Aqua says as either dead serious, or completely sarcastic
I’m not sure why
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
Does this mean I am joyless?
Interesting.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
sarcastic
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
free associating: Loblaw said "I have joy"
is police jargon for “I have the kill shot” in sniping situations
yes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
My sister still has it, unfortunately
so my house is semi gluten free
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
Good for you
I have a few friends with it and it sounds like a pain in the ass
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That sounds douchy
It’s weird getting congratulations from strangers; that’s what I meant
by Perfect Zero on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
I know who you are as much as I know who every other poster is
other than FelizCheez
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
You don't know me from around LSB?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
I know of you
I don’t physically know you. That’s what I meant.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
Well I don't physically know anyone on this blog
so I didnt think it was weird
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
...see my post below
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
My roommate from college is a glutard
I feel sad for him but he is still chipper
A burden should never be something out of your control.
glutard
heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Three of my cousins are diabetics
they like talking about their “Dysfunctional Pancreas’s”
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
me no good at english
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
how did it taste?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't eat that garbage.
He didn’t, either.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 24, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Where's the bread bowl?
I can’t even see it underneath that nasty mess.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
You gonna finish that?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So Spazzy McSpazzersons is flipping out cause we completely forgot about our hospital tour yesterday.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Nickname for the baby mama?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
YUUUUUUUUUP
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
"Relax biatch"
Is not a very comforting term to a woman who’s 8+ months pregnant. Who knew?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Now I know
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Write it down.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Should that go after "Don't swim in an alligator infested river"?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Put it closer to "Don't stick your dick in a bear trap."
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
But that puts it next to "Trading Mike Napoli for Vernon Wells"
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'm getting ready to sign up for the baby classes.
Any recommendations?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking weather is about to go to hell.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Of course they are.
Of course.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Read a report that said he was awful at North Alabama this season
people just going off his FL video.
Read they weren't even throwing his way...
And he had to play special teams to get work in.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 24, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
Well then Jerry will trade up to 1-1 to take him.
PROBLEM SOLVED, PEOPLE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You remind me of BloggingTheBoys commenters.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 24, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Funny...
I always think the same thing about you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
He should fit right in.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
[eyeroll]
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Jerry can pay him in weed.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Alice in Chains unplugged is the best unplugged
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Pearl Jam
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
accurate....
well, Nirvana is also good.
With both bands you get a dope-sick lead singer, so there’s that.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
My sister is actually upset that she doesnt have Celiac Disease
lol
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This is pretty incredible...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It's really not
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
YOU'RE JUST NOT A DEDICATED FAN HARF HARF
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would have Mike Naplis babies
HOWS THAT FOR DEDICATED
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Napoli*
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Strange ears
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 5:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
/ blogging the boys commenter
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My computer is being unusually fast
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
It's as pumped as i am
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Hand on the Glock -- fascinating new book/interview
Fresh Air / NPR interview (audio, 50 minutes)
Today the Glock pistol has become the gun of choice for both criminals and law enforcement in the United States. In his book Glock: The Rise of America’s Gun, Paul Barrett traces how the sleek, high-capacity Austrian weapon found its way into Hollywood films and rap lyrics, not to mention two-thirds of all U.S. police departments.
I should listen to more npr
I only listen to this american life
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what is fresh air about?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Fresh Air has become a premiere source of audio journalism and host Terry Gross has interviewed politicians, public intellectuals, and celebrities such as R.E.M.‘s Michael Stipe…Its longtime host is Terry Gross. As of June 2009, the show was syndicated to 450 stations and claimed 4.5 million listeners.1 The show is fed live weekdays at 12:00 noon ET. In addition, some stations carry Fresh Air Weekend, a re-programming of highlights of the past week’s interviews.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
hmm
I will check it out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I really, really like Marketplace
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marketplace_%28radio_program%29
Marketplace is a radio program that focuses on business, the economy, and events that influence them. Hosted by Kai Ryssdal, the show is produced and distributed by American Public Media, in association with the University of Southern California. With a weekly audience of more than eight million, Marketplace is the most popular business program in America–more popular than those of CNBC, Bloomberg or Nightly Business Report.2 Marketplace began in 1989, created by Jim Russell.3 Marketplace is produced in Los Angeles with bureaus in New York; Washington, D.C.; Portland, Oregon; Baltimore, Maryland; London; and Shanghai.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions
I'M LISTENING TO MARKETPLACE RIGHT NOW !!!
GB, we’re NPR buds … someday I’ll actually pledge … /LSB Confessions
Hahah
One of the benefits of leaving around this time every day now is that I get to listen to it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
Elitists.
WHAT YOU GUYS DON’T LIKE HOT SPORTS OPINIONS YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN THE REST OF LSB?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
almost spit out my Merlot all over my Prius
seriously, you seem feisty tonight … should be fun for all
JDT was called an elitist in a thread a few weeks ago
for liking NPR and not liking The Ticket.
I’ll give you one guess who called him that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't like the ticket
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The bits repeated here are fucking terrible.
but I guess people need unfunny dipshits when they’re driving.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I will check out this one too
do they put it in podcast form like this american life?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Perhaps, I'm not sure.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
I stay draped up, rocked up
Pistol on me, glocked up
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
this is where I said I had enough
no one should ever feel the way that I do now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:55 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Needs moar Backstreet Boys
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Georgia Salpa is not unattractive
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I JUST LOOKED IT UP
I WOULD TRY IT
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
APPARENTLY HAVING AN EGG MAKES IT A LADY
HAR HAR
A burden should never be something out of your control.
BUT STILL A CRUNCHY ONE
…
YEAH
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
Madame > Monsieur, and it isn't even close.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
who is this?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
she almost looks like a hotter version of winnona ryder in that picture
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I prefer this photo.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
her boobs are running away from each other
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will track both down.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You'll need help
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
/Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Nope I can do it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Socks> ice cream
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 6:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's right.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
knee socks girls, please stay out of my section
when I’m trying to pay attention to the damned WORLD SERIES

Yeah,
didn’t know how racy to get.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
Not every discovery can be earthshattering, sprite.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
SURVEY SAYS...

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Haha what the fuck
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 6:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
must have polled LSB
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
who's dick you suckin?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions
All of them
/Taylor S.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 6:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
in groups of six
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I beat you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
huh?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WWF
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
well the last one is because I forgot to play a word
the first time was some bullshit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The first time is what I am referring to
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
that game was bullshit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
because there were a bunch of tiles left
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
But you couldn't play
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I understand
because you were being a dick
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You are the only person
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Only because I haven't played in forever
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
Ah, he wouldn't admit to making it up
Nationals execs are livid. Oh well, a deal is a deal. Goodbye twitter.
But at least hes gone. Thus my 24 hour fascination with fake twitter guy is over.
I'm sure he already has another account
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 6:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Stop me if you've heard this one. Johnny Depp in another fucked up Tim Burton movie.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Moar androgyny
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Great Lucifer's Lucifer!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Thanks for the subject line
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Make it go away
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 6:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
don't get it
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
And gifs.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I can see most of the pics
occasionally some gifs
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ooooo look at me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You are jealous
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No I'm not. Navigated last night's thread quite nicely.
And got most of the Pedo Scoutmaster memes anyway.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I can hear the envy over the internet
It’s okay to be jealous of Chrom, he is very cool
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You know what you're envious of? A 6 man gang bang.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
THIS WOMAN LOVES THE COCK.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would have sex with her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She looks really hot in that pic...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I am seeing an ObamaPacman.com website
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You hotlinked from a site you shouldn't have.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yes
You can’t even post a picture right
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you guys should have sex and get it over with
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bigtill and Schultzy?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
You and benji
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you, Schultzy
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Haha just joking
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I definitely did not mean it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yeah you did
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
Oh come on you guys
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i enjoyed it.
so did gus gus
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
You totally meant it, dickhead.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What has been written cannot be unwritten
You are dead to me
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
"Now don't you two see, that you're in love with each other?"

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Love this gif
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Much like Taylor Swift love 6 man gang bangs, and Souper Salad catered lunches.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'm not a talented pro like Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
She is very talented
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
At taking loads to the face.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
six at a time
then they have lunch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Souper Salad catered...
And coffee
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
And John Mayer did the score.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I hope they picked broccoli and cheese soup
I like that soup
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
don't sell yourself short, bro
buck up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
why?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Because it shows up as IMAGE STOLEN.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
oh
I see it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and please don't yell at me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will yell at whomever I damn well please.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's true.
vfn will yell at anyone.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It's therapeutic.
YOU NERD.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He does what he wants
Like you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
comeatmebro.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
co meat me bro
com eat me bro
comeat me bro
come atm e bro
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Does it?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It does.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Eh, well...
whatayagonnado
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It doesn't since I refreshed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
this is true
I am pretty awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it hates everything..especially jesus and babies..
it fucking sucks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
lets get these teen hearts beating faster!!!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Ahhhhhhhhh, I like coming home after a long day in the pharmacy
and participating in the OT’s . LoneStarBall….solving the worlds problems one thread at a time
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 6:59 PM CST reply actions
I want to know what compels a man to update his facebook status 5 times in 2 minutes
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 7:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
His problems really matter, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
One of my musician boys is doing a livestream
He lead-in with “Final Countdown.” Ha ha.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
The girls in this chatroom are annoying
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
x

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions
Who's the fuck idiot who came up with the criteria for this?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
no clue
some WAG I’d ’magine
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
OR SOME ROSIE JONES, MAN
HOES IS HOES IS HOES, MAN
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
a quick googl imagine
would indicate that me rikey arot
by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
GB, you around?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
hope Peanut is ok after today
sounds like Karl is gonna do a celebraish…top shelf, bold flavors, the works
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
were you even old enough
to appreciate teh attitude era?
by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
What is the attitude era?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
97-2001-ish WWF
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Words with friends existed back then?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
world wrestling federation
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was alive but I wasn't wasting my childhood on watching something as terrible as wrestling
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Says the man who watches tennis.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Not at that age
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Tennis, Teddy Ruxpin, same fucking thing.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Speaking of tennis...
Berdych-Nadal was a great match
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Only saw the first set
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Or something as wonderful as the Simpsons, dumbass.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
wut?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Schultzy didn't watch the Simpsons.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
schultzy
I don’t think we can be friends anymore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You knew this though
and that would be terrible
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I must have forgotten
friendship is over
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I've lost two friends tonight :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
False
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
were they really friends to begin with?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
I thought we were all friends...:(
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
maybe if you would come hang out with us for once!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
I'm on 24 hour call, bro.
Bitches act all crazy when they’ve gone a full term and all you wanna do is get drunk and sing BSB at karaoke at MTM.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
they would not if you sang nsync
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
then after the little devil is cooked.
you come hang out with us
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
I don't see myself being able to step out for the next six months.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You are afraid you'll get drunk
And try to get everyone to go streaking with you
by matteo25 on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I would not put that past me
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
And when I walked into schooll, it was just as I thought
the kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought …
Schultzy is being an asshole.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yep
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
what is this?
missed today
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
there arent gonna be any more NBA players after this season.
they are all dropping like flies.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
My team has been ravaged by injuries
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
im pretty sure dwayne wade is dead
they just havent told anyone yet.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
I'd be okay with that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I've never understood that Idiom
Flies are known for…flying. They fly so much that they named them “flies.” They do the opposite of dropping.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Put up a GDT of the Baylor-OU MBB game
Thought you guys would like the picture.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
QUIT SOLICITING FOR CLICKS, A*HOLE...
/clicks anyway
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
tonight is panini grilled cheese night
provolone, muenster, pepper jack with pesto and tomato on french bread.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That sounds delicious
Something is missing though
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What happened to getting a few kraft singles and putting it in the oven for a few minutes?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
that's cheese toast.
very delicious.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I thought you were tired of them
did you lie to us?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that sound delish, the pesto and tomato the "ne plus ultra"
the cured meats can wait another day, amirite?
yeah...it's a grilled cheese / soup kinda night.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
quitting smoking is tough...last night i almost smoked an old cig out of an ashtray I had forgotten about.
classy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
NOTHIN' BUT THE BEST FOR YOU, COLLEGE GRAD!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I had to hole up in my apartment the first week
and smoke lots of other stuff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yup
I quit smoking and started chewing
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Good trade.
Lung cancer for lip cancer.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
studies have proved
dipping is a safe alternative to smoking. Cancer rates are WAAAY lower
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
But isn't that like saying...
Juggling steak knives and is a safe alternative to juggling chainsaws?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I'd rather lose my lip than die
So yeah
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's what I did. And no way do I advocate it as an alternative (IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT THERE ON THE CAN)
The reason I did it is cause I have asthma and dipping is far less intrusive on others than smoking. Not to mention, it makes you look like a big leaguer.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Exactly what I was thinking
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
After playin in my last game I swore Copenhagen off...and then I started smoking.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
oh to drive down to deep ellum
for a mediocre open mic or stay home while nothing’s on tv. im really in quite a pickle
the weather would make the decision for me
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
hone that craft
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
not much to hone right now
ive forgotten what’s funny and what’s not
by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
bullshit
storage wars comes on tonight
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
new one?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
2 new ones
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Don't forget Southland and Justified
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I like Southland
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
s'good stuff
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Taken is on right now too
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
YES! STARTS NOW!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yay
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
(Beltre) oh shit!
wasn’t prepared for you to call me on it . . . uh, so didja hear HITLER delegated his fantasy football draft to his secretary? man was he pissed when he finally got a look at ARYAN Foster …
So yay...
Like it better than the Daley extension.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
and they better win this fuckin game
so i dont feel like im wasting my time
by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
We ride together...
We die together.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
we really need this win something awful
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah but at least Ribeiro is back in the lineup.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ribs gives us a chance
I’m sure Selanne will destroy us though
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Alright, time to fire up Gotham City Impostors
I hope the Beta is good.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I can finally tie a tie without watching the stupid videos
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I always thought it was weird that I learned that online instead of from my dad.
Now I need to learn to tie a different knot.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
My dad tried to teach me but I am extremely bad with tying anything
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You'll never do...
/Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
heh
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I did just learn a better way to tie my shoes last year.
Basically, when you loop over, just go the other way. The normal way to tie a shoe is the weak form of that knot. The other way is the strong form. The final knot looks better, and stays tied longer.
Learned it from a TED video.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
Link
http://www.ted.com/talks/terry_moore_how_to_tie_your_shoes.html
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
Different knot?
Full windsor is the ONLY knot.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I have an app to help me...I know how to do one...but sometimes you need to class shit up.
http://www.appbrain.com/app/how-to-tie-a-tie/com.artelplus.howtotie
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I still tie my shoes with the double-loop method...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
Did you guys see what Jailed Robert's newest shpiel is when he's inevitably proven wrong?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Always thought it was schpiel
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
It very well might be.
I dunno.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
A quick google search appears to show that it is "spiel".
Huh.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
He says it was an intentional reverse jinx.
He’s a Yankee fan, so he was trying to reverse jinx the Rangers from getting Prince.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Incarcerated Bob is a Yankees fan
Thie explains so much.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
BTW, what's his latest?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
NM...saw it above.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
x
@AdamSchefter: Now official: Oakland Raiders are hiring former Broncos defensive coordinator Dennis Allen as head coach. Deal done
So we can expect him to be a DC in about +/- 2 1/2 years?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i would say something about how much it must suck to be a raider fan
but sadly, they are probably saying the same thing about us
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
Who's ready to celebrate the Imperial Presidency?!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I can't make myself even care about the SOTU anymore.
What a waste of time.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
make yourself is the best incubus album
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST via Android app reply actions
We've already been over this.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
have we?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yuuuuuuuuuuup
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
what was your opinion?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lets have another music argument
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Stabbing Westward is soooo underrated
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
AND
I am a firm believer that Limp Bizkit is one of the greatest bands ever. Serious. Their shit was really good. Well, Results May Vary was meh but SIgnificant Other I would put in the top 10 albums of all time
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
we should not discuss music
I liked them in highschool but I doubt any of there stuff even gets in my top 100
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Megadeth? Slayer?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Stryper
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
she was legal...I swear
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
no
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
agree to disagree then Chromie
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
I have it in my car right now
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
what?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Man, Spacehog. The world just wasn't ready for you.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Buddy of mine from high school who knew how much I loved the glam rockers said I should check them out.
I checked them out. I then killed my buddy. Dead.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Never found a good fit.
It’s an influence that really can’t be replicated or built upon. Loved what Belle & Sebastian did on The Life Pursuit though.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Behind it too.
IYKWIMAITTYD….
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
His big hit was on in the gym tonight when I was working out
Seemed fitting
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
That song comes on all the time when I'm in the car with my wife.
She knows every single word. She loves that song.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
I know all the words too.
I just thought it was funny hearing it while I was doing squats and pilates.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
apparently nobody here besides me saw YOUNG ADULT
in the theater, but … they drive “The Concept” — first song of TEENAGE FANCLUB’s first major-label album Bandwagoneque — into the ground. It’s played on a car stereo one-and-a-half times over the credits, once w/ Charlize Theron singing along … and then the “all-mom band” NIPPLE CONFUSION plays it at the “rock club” later on …
Trivia: TFC were signed to Geffen at the same time as Nirvana, label executives didn’t know if either would stick to the wall . . . and there are other, better songs on Bandwagonesque for sure, try “Alcholiday”
I've read this 3 times
and I am still confused about the message and/or argument you are making for/against a band/movie
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
You don't like me either?!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Schultzy, for God's sake, you're one of my alltime faves here ...
you take a worse beating than I could ever endure
Well I just listened to the song
It’s horrible. I had to look up the movie. It looks terrible. I like Schultzy. We just disagreed on everything….ball in
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
She wears denim wherever she goes
Says she’s gonna get some records by the Status Quo
Oh yeah . . . oh yeah
I have no interest in the film
Diablo Cody is fucking terrible.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
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"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The only thing she's had a hand in that wasn't absolute dogshit was United States of Tara
and it only stayed interesting for about 5 episodes before being run the fuck into the ground.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I go back and forth between that and S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
I can’t decide. What I did decide on, however, is that everything after Morning View is kinda meh.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
agreed
morning view was their last great album
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do you like 311?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yes
saw them in September with sublime
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh shit
I forgot we agreed on Sublime.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
That was the first show my wife and I missed
in the last 5 years. I was kinda bummed. I did get to see them with Snoop in Austin, though. We were right up next to the stage.
Their shows are fun as shit.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I have seen them three times
this last one, with matisyahu, and with papa roach
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was at the Matisyahu show.
Good times.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it was pretty good
if incubus or 311 come to town, I attempt to make it.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I've only seen Incubus twice.
The last was several years ago and I was underwhelmed. They didn’t play much of their old stuff and Boyd stopped down to bitch at some dude in the pit.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I have seen them three times
I have enjoyed it every time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you talking about him hitting someone?
he has gotten strange
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
shit just got real
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
i always liked when the state of the union
adress happened, conan obrien would have a state of the show adress. always good for a laugh
and of course...rogue anaheim players skating around unmarked.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Defense is horrible panic time
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
my interest in this game is fading
i might have to just kick some ass on nhl 08 for ps2 (nobody on here can beat me at that)
Heh

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
Awesome.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
I just told my friend he has a BTO
I am a sad person
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Just read this on facebook
The current combined contracts for A-Rod, Pujols and Fielder are greater than the GNP of 16 sovereign nations
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
How about the billionaires who pay them?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Valid question
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
WOO what a shot!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
There is a lot of rain coming down right now...
My dogs are going to be pissed when they finally have to go out tonight.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
Mine are the same way
Little bitches think a few drops of water are like acid.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It is the wet grass for mine
She hates it. And thunder…. Freaking scares her to shaking
by matteo25 on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My dad's dog is extremely frightened of thunder and lightening.
He tries to find the darkest place in the house and shivers constantly until after the storm has passed for a while.
Mine go out begrudgingly
but we have to stand out on the porch
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I love how if you are a Republican at the SOTU
you have to sit there looking as pissed as possible, no matter what he says
forgot that was going on tonight.
shows how much i care
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
what is it?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
oh
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Obama just proposed criminalizing dropping out of high school? :/
Maybe not criminalizing, but “requiring” graduation…
Wut.
Hopefully I’ll get grandfathered in and not have to quit my job and go to jail.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I dropped out at 17.
Though I had my GED before I turned 18.
The laws in Texas then (and may still be true) was that I could not withdraw myself from school unless I was 17 years old before the start of the school year. I got moved out of my parents house a week after I turned 17, but the year wasn’t over yet.
I told my school that I was planning on dropping out and moving out of their district. My Vice Principal told me that if I enrolled in a GED prep class at the public library he wouldn’t report me truant.
Went to the Library and the nice lady gave me a test to see what I needed to work on. Missed one question out of 100. Got signed up for the real test that afternoon.
What sucks is that they don’t let you take all five GED tests in one day… no more than two in one day… so I had to go three times to take different tests.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Heh.
My sophmore year I skipped about half my classes… my SECOND sophmore year I skipped them all.
I would have had to have a third sophmore year and I had a GPA of about 1.6. It would have taken summer sessions and two more years to graduate when I was 19.
Or… I could just get a GED.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I actually enrolled at Richland when I was 17 and in theory...
Could have gotten a leg up on college and started early. I ended up getting a job in Deep Ellum at the Green Room (and then Coppertank, Trees, Deep Ellum Live & Curtain Club) and dropped out after a week.
I really disliked classrooms at that point in my life.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
this is almost exactly what happened to me
counselor tried to talk me out of it. I had to take a pre test. aced it. then I got my ged and started college a year early. then shit went off the rails
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Related...
I smoked a LOT of pot back then.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm only 33.
I would have been class of ’96 had I graduated.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I want Cespedes now.
I’ve talked myself into it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I had no idea I wanted him until today.
I was totally content for Soler as a maybe…
Now I want a bat to replace Hamilton.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Probably not.
Though smoke isn’t a requirement.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I did not do drugs when I made that decision
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't do drugs now!
Never drunk and quit smoking pot when I turned 18.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Saying it is the incredibly easy part
Enforcing it is impossible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
expensive
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
No, it's actually impossible.
Especially in inner-city school districts.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
exactly. part of why its impossible would be because of how expensive it is.
especially with how most cities are trying to cut back on spending, trying to enforce something like that would mean you need to add more police.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
More police, eh?
Civil service unions will love that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The whole speech has been a disaster thus far.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
It's a campaign speech.
Doesn’t matter what he actually says, he just wants people to get excited.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And the opposite
Applaud wildly no matter how stupid something sounds.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's not a partisan thing, either.
SOTUs are uniformly retarded.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
My God
this is the greatest trolling ever.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
>Require children to stay in high school until 18
>funding dependent on enrollment
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"I'M ALL ABOUT DRILLING OIL, BABY."
“If you are Brazilian…”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
WTF, we go from a furniture maker to clean energy?
This makes no sense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And the Navy is buying clean energy now?
Why?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
How so?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Because the "subsidies" are just tax breaks that every company can get
The proposals to remove the subsidies are bills that essentially say “Exxon, BP, Shell, Chevron, and Conoco” cannot use this tax break.
It’s targeting oil companies for no reason. The justification is these oil companies are “too profitable.”
Profitable is a relative term. O&G companies’ Return on Investment is nothing near what Apple’s is.
But, it’s a lot more effective, politically, to target oil and gas companies.
I like this Jobu.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
HOCKEY!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:35 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Doesn't reflect the first period
The 2nd has been better though
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Guess who's text made it on Texts From Last Night?
This guy.
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
So post it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
(817):
I’m going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Replies (15) Good night (239) Bad night (1100)
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
ELABORATE.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
It's not LSB-appropriate
And I post things on here that I’m ashamed of
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Now you have to tell us.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
fuck that noise
you have a fetish dont you?
by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck fine
Me and four of my friends (3 guys, 1 girl) were going to a club in OKC from Norman. They ended up being at capacity and we didn’t know of any other place (meaning “safe” place [OKC is sketchy]), so we stopped by a 7/11 and bought a couple of 36 packs. Got to my friend’s apartment and played two games of beer pong and flip cup. I had about 7 or 8 so I was fairly drunk and I passed out at 4:30. At 5:30, I wake up to the noise of one of my friends fucking the girl, one of them throwing up in a trashcan, and the other one sleeping. I was like whatever that’s cool and went back to sleep. I woke up 30 minutes later with wet feet and the bottom of my jeans were wet and I’m like “wtf is going on!?”. I look up, and my friend that was sleeping is standing over the couch with his pants down to his ankles peeing on my feet. I said “WTF ARE YOU DOING!?” and he looked my dead in the eyes and said “Hold on”. It confused the fuck out of me. He finished, took his clothes off and went back to bed. So I decided to sleep under the beer pong table after that hell of a situation. Not even 5 minutes after I get under the table, the girl comes out of my friend’s room completely naked and curled up with me and we started making out. She passed out immediately in the middle of making out and I was left confused. The friend that was throwing up ended up peeing on the porch and taking a shit in the little patch of grass outside of the complex. I may have lost my religion.
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
by Pith on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
What the fuck
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This is such a classic start to the story
Me and four of my friends (3 guys, 1 girl) were going to a club in OKC from Norman.
I'm not sure what the appropriate Spiderman pic for this is.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
As long as it wasn't the weirdest boner.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
True. True.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
winner
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
/Oklahoma
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
i cant say ive ever pissed
while asleep, 7 or 8 beers eh? that’s not much, especially considering it’s oklahoma beer.
also, what kind of beer is 36 packs?
by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, and she kissed you with semen on her lips.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
First thing I thought of.
Gross.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sort of weird you let him finish on you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I brought my feet up and he just finished on the couch
Funny thing is…this isn’t the first time he’s drunkenly peed on a couch
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
You are missing out Schultzy.
But when the dam does break… boy are you going to go fucking crazy.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Doubt that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Me either.
People said the same thing to me when I was your age.
“When you turn 21 you’re going to drink like a fish!”
Nope.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
On the other hand...
I do have my fair share of crazy fucked up stories about hanging out with friends fucked up.
We just weren’t drunk.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
yep. peeing on feet is a bad idea
kicking range
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
I thought that was jellyfish stings?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
poison oak
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
I've heard both
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have heard that
No idea if it is true
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This is why you don't get drunk.
This way, everyone else gets drunk and you get to laugh at their stupid stuff and then you get the girl all to yourself.
too bad the two people who were drunkest had all the sex
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Or so Pith thinks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Totally pokes a hole in case's logic.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
More like pokin' holes in her breakfast!
amirite!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Only if you're both drunk!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Suck.
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Per @espn_durrett, Rangers reliever Koji Uehara vetoed a trade to Toronto, one of six teams included in his limited no-trade clause.
I don’t like JD being incapable of doing what he wants to do.
probably wants to hang out with darvish and get some of that splash poon
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
My daughter is afraid of the rain.
Not because of the thunder and lightning. She’s afraid the rain is going to wash our house away.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
do you live in NO?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
No, we live in the metroplex. She just has a wild imagination for a 2 year old.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
the state of california has that fear
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
x
Kyle Veazey @kyleveazey
I’d pay a hundred dollars to have Les Miles give a State of the Union.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
fuck Les Miles, that shit would be boring
I would want a Wash pregame type speech as the state of the onion
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
"Smart regulations!"
Oooooh, tell me more!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
WHY DO YOU GET A STANDING OVATION FOR SAYING FARMER CAN CLEAN UP MILK?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It happened.
He said a joke about farmers cleaning up milk without government oversight and then got a standing ovation.
And hearty guffaws from Crazy Joe.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Government can create it!
Government can protect us from it!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
but give me all your money first!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
X
>no more bailouts
>here have some bailouts.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Let the banks run risks.
We get better banks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Who is this guy and what did he do with Chris Bosh?
These are Raptors-type numbers.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
helps when one of the big 3 is dead
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
don't tease me with a dead wade
My sports penis cannot take it
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i enjoy dividend stocks.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
No sports on tonite
time to watch some zit popping vids on YouTube.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions
HOCKEY!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
We're going to lose this unless we get a shutout
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Everyone should be charged differently for health care because your risk is different.
Why inject sexism into it? It’s individualism.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"These forms are too confusing! I can't be expected to read!"
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nice little flip there on the payroll tax cut.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
damnit, now you are making me want to watch the sotu
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
"No more tax breaks!"
“Payroll tax breaks”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Warren fucking Buffett.
Goddamn, I hate that man.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not because of that.
Be rich.
Because he’s been mentioned EVERY FUCKING YEAR.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He's a lot more than rich.
I know rich people… Warren Buffett can buy and sell rich people as a hobby.
He’s fucking insano-rich.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Why?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Because he gets written into this speech every single year as if he is perfectly representative.
And liberal.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I don't mean we need higher rates at the top
I just think it’s weird that your rates go lower as you become wealthier, because you can work the tax system.
I don’t see why capital rates should be taxed at 15%, mainly
A simplification of the code would be a good start.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well, I'm against the income tax entirely, so I'm perhaps biased.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, that's an argument I'm not in for tonight :)
With our given system and tax policy, we can do better
ha
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So... flat tax?
Everyone pays the same percentage?
That’s fair right?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Depends on the definition of the term.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
By the end of this election cycle, "fair share" is going to send me into a homicidal rage.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Tide...
Have you ever noticed “Sport Coat Guy”. Sits behind the goal at 40/42 games in a sport coat beating the shit outta the glass.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
and he beats the shit out of my ears too.
swear they put a microphone at the top of that pane just to make it sound like there are more people there.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
I hate him its more like a trench coat
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"Shared responsibility."
Jesus, if that’s not a loaded phrase.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Who gives a shit about this state of our shit?
none of this applies to me.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions
nope
I dont vote. I dont give a shit. Make money and move on.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
It's so simple!
Apathy is fine, if that’s your thing—but it doesn’t change the fact that these issues will affect you.
I really just dont see how
I will pay taxes and still be kind of an asshole.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
maybe I should be concerned especially being in the healthcare world
but I really dont
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
It's actually discouraged.
Given the ad campaigns run by candidates.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
the only thing I have ever voted for
is MLB all-star game
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
What time is the SOTU over?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Four more years given the candidates the GOP has come up with.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I mean the speech
because I want this thread to be about rad stuff and not politics.
Like this, Kate Upton without a bra (just ignore Twilight dude)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'd rather ignore Kate Upton
Is that allowed?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
No.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
But ,.,. but ... but
I have my own boobs.
And he’s one of the hot Twilight guys. There are only two.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Then you can look at him.
But recognize her hotness.
I’ll recognize his if that makes it easier.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Half the guys on this board have their own boobs.
Kate Upton is still special.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Meh
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
that is a hot guy though
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 9:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Almost too hot
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Kate Upton is too hot.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
not
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
not real=saggy grossness
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
do your boobs hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a not?
can you tie them in a bow?
do you throw o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
do your boobs hang low?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Holy moley.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
he's not Jacob
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
mmmm
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
HEH CAN YOU BLAME THEM FOR BEING CYNICAL?
>Hope/Change
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
shoulda done this a long time ago
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Goddamn
that insider trading bill is so overdue. I love that it’s something that might actually get through, even if it’s going to be impossible to fully enforce.
blame aqua
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
got me watching it haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Watching the Cavs come up short.
Is there anymore basketball tonight at all?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
this turned into an NBA thread pretty quickly
fake, what really bums me out is, TimeWarnerAustin always goes Spurs>Mavs on FSSW, which was probably preferable in most seasons until this one
Yeah
I’m watching House Hunters on HGTV.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm giving Gotham City Impostors a go.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nice
Let me know how it is.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's a really fun beta.
I’m not very good but there’s a LOT to like here. Might prefer it to several big market FPSes of the last year.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Really?
That’s a bit surprising. I honestly wasn’t expecting much. I’ll definitely have to check it out.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 9:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's a real easy game to just jump right into
kind of limited mode wise, but I’ve only played capture the flag so far and dig it so much.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
OK- here's the big problem with that saying.
There is a vast definitional gap between what I believe people CAN do for themselves and what Obama thinks they can. That is the fundamental difference between political ideologies.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
wouldnt that be a big issue with most political regimes?
what that regime thinks the people it governs needs relative to what the people being governed actually need…
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Of course it is.
Like I said, it’s the fundamental issue.
He just stated it like it’s no big deal.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
False premise to say that you can't challenge government intervention if you support the concept of public goods.
Because I recognize that roads need to be built does not mean that government has to be enormous.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hm
Obama: “Alright, I need to put something else good in here, any ideas”
Advisor: “Ooo, say you hate bureaucracy”
CHECKMATE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
>use a lot of inclusive pronouns
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Hindus ... not so much.
/Obama
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He listed religions in talking about Americans coming together.
Did not mention them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
has anyone seen
the documentary showtime did for the army/navy game? it just started on showtime extreme. i might watch this
man watching this
it would be so hard to not be sarcastic
by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Iran is certainly isolated, Obama
And they’s about to take a shot at you in the Gulf. What are you going to do?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Chinese options
A. Chicken Egg Foo Young
B. Spicy General Tso’s Chicken
C. Pork Lo Mein
D. Sweet and Sour Chicken
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Sounds good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Gen Joes all day
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
A sloppy joe in a striped tube sock?
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Chicken Lo Mein
Don’t trust Chinese restaurant pork usually.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And a new challenger enters the arena
I think I’m going to order all of these. $15 minimum anyway. And I am shopping on an empty stomach.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And a new challenger enters the arena
I think I’m going to order all of these. $15 minimum anyway. And I am shopping on an empty stomach.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You fucking kidding me?
“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm going to look out for that one in court tomorrow.
THE PLAINTIFF DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And stupid.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and wrong
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
We are rubber, they are glue, bro.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
NUH UH, DP.
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
terrible statement. terrible
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
and here come the wave of pathos
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
And there is Bin Laden.
I lost money thinking it was going to happen way before this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I might have missed that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
His proposed plan was to walk in, grab the mic, just say 'Bin Laden' and walk out
Speechwriters nixed that idea.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He opened and closed with it.
Probably the first time ever for a SOTU to open and close with assassination.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
At least since LBJ.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
THE YANKEES HAVE 27 WS TITLES, AQUA.
/THE YANKEES HAVE 27 WS TITLES, AQUA
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes it was.
Good call.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You fucking liar.
Of course you thought about politics.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
There was a time when that office had enough respect that someone wouldn't refer to it as "a fucking liar"
I blame Nixon.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I would call any Republican that said that a fucking liar, too.
Because it’s a lie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm not saying it's a partisan thing.
Just a different time.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That was the worst extended metaphor ever.
We’re the most individualistic nation in the history of the world. We are great because individuals made us great.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So with all this state of our misery bullshit I decided to google what keeps this site going, and thats boobs and baseball. This was the 8th image to show up. Good job, GoET

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions
i bet him and michelle are gonna have some crazy sex tonight
in the lincoln bedroom
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Someone just told him that Michael Jordan couldn’t have done better.
YUsoracist?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
shit...its just gonna keep on raining isnt it.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Sheila Jackson Lee.
You are the worst.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Don't be mad at her
she’s still looking for the US flag on Mars.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
This is the "Aquaman state of the union OT thread"
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions
time for a firemans 4
in my deep ellum brewery glass
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
I wonder how much those chairs cost each.
I’m thinking $4-5,000.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Rick appraised one on Pawn Stars
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm going to need to call in the President to look at this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Need more of my fair share then.
For important chairs like that.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh shit, does Mitch Daniels have a lisp?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Does he really?
He was who I wanted to run
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Very, very, very minor one.
Could actually be a slight accent.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh man, what a disaster that was.
Supposed to be his huge coming-out party on the national stage.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Forty years I've been asking permission to piss.
I can’t squeeze a drop without say-so.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Turn down the mic a little bit, he's smacking his lips.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is already 1,000,000 times better than when Bachmann did whatever the hell it was that she did.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Look directly at the camera, Mitch.
Stop the sideways glances.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He wants to show you something as soon as this speech is over.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
He's not a bad speaker.
I’d like to see him in a non-scripted discussion.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I hate how he praised American ingenuity and the resurgence of the auto industry
But failed to acknowledge Mike Judge for bringing back Beavis and Butthead.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
a heinous oversight indeed
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Is vulnerable a noun?
… BRB.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think it is, you just don't hear it used that way very often.
“protect its vulnerable.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Venable. He doesn't want another Wilson Ramos incident.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's just good looking out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Haha, this is exactly what I'm talking about
Steve Jobs love, Apple employs maybe 1% of the number of employees that Gas companies employ, and they make similar profits.
oil spills! non-renewable energy! CO2 emissions!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
wifi! multitouch! apps! form and function harmony!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh shit, did he just say he wants to eliminate tax loopholes for the rich?
That’s not going to play.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
haha.
the senate might not need to draft that insider trading bill
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
how irish of you
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Needs more potatos.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
its a mash away from being bangers and mash.
especially with the cabbage
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Jeez.
Black bread and vodka to go with it?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Party at Max's house!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Snapple Mango Madness
Trying to cut out bread
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You are a fat fuck.
Gonna start calling you Prince Max.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
day two without meat complete
I did enjoy my salmon tonight.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Only in America is fish not considered meat.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Salmon is meat.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
it was tongue in cheek
I do miss pork products though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A true carnivore. Bravo sir
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't like cabbage at all
but the rest looks alright.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
put cabbage in my stirfry last night
delicious… adds a little texture and a little balsamic vinegar makes cabbage dance
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
got that right
make a simple balsamic syrup of about 3 to 1 vinegar-to-sugar ration, cook it way down to syrup consistency, and finish it with a pad of butter. You may even choose to make the sauce it in the drippings of the delicious steak you just made in that cast iron skillet that cooks steak so nicely. Use generously so you can sop it up with bread.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
salt, pepper, oil, vinegar, butter, sugar, and steak
the basics done right win every time for me
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Three basic food groups.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My go-tos are white pepper, Italian dressing, Tiger's sauce, and buffalo sauce.
For marinades.
Que sera, sera.
I love soy, Allegro, italian dressing, and spicy lime mayo
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I can't keep that stuff in my house
use it up to fast.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oyster sauce too
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Soy makes a great marinade.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
soy, honey, garlic, chives, fresh cracked pepper
money
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Indeed. Had it with my salad this evening.
But the best use I’ve encountered was a balsamic reduction drizzled over a peach mascarpone pie.
Yep, it's fancy. No, on ala mode.
It’s like a cross between pie and cheesecake, so it’s already cold and creamy. The sharp and sour of the balsamic compliments the tang of the peach and mascarpone and takes the sweet off in different directions.
Marscapone. Is. Amazing.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
I used to hate cabbage
but it’s grown on me.
I put a little seasoned salt and black pepper on it tonight, and it’s tasty.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I like the "zoom out as the address finishes" technique.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Really wasn't.
Let’s see what happens with Daniels going forward.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He'll be 67 in 2016.
He needed to get in this go-round. I wonder why he didn’t.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He has a sweet middle name.
Elias.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The good candidates come out when they don't need to face an incumbent
It’s going to be extremely difficult to beat Obama, and you don’t want to become an also-ran
Ryan, definitely.
Probably Christie, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Think he wanted to spend time with his family or something like that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I would have rather seen the Ron Washington SOTU
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Herman Cain is doing the Tea Party response if you want something similar.
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Not enough Pokemon references.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Once again:

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"That's the way economy go"
would be a truer take on the economy than we’ve gotten from any politician so far
"Iran wants to start shit?"
“We can beat those motherfuckers over there, no doubt about it. We know we can beat those cocksuckers.”
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"Those motherfuckers think they hot shit. Put the ball over the plate, we hit that shit. Fuck those guys."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"Yo, Ahmad In a Shed, we need to talk. Get those boats out of the Straights of Hormel or we got problems."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Should I know who that is?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I used to love watching CNN's Crossfire my freshman and sophomore years of college
he or James Carville would debate against Tucker Carlson or some old guy every day. I even had a drinking game with it, but
This is my shocked face.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
just found a video of the tuscaloosa tornado filmed by some guys in one of the apartment complexes that got completely leveled.
jesus.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Link it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_QUdgoVesk&feature=related
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa.
I can’t imagine what it feels like to realize it’s not moving horizontally and is getting bigger.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
my adrenaline was pumping just watching it
cant imagine standing there going….wait wait…um…shit.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
check out this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtOC3bq894&feature=related
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
that was the early stages of the tornado
and it didnt actually hit the cars. that was just the edge of the tornado
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
it ended up looking like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxv0zOlp8E&feature=related
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Another good Southland tonight
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you should have been watching the simpsons
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
PHEW!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Geez that was fucking close.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:01 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
way too close
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
I have nightmares of Selanne scoring goals on us with the empty net
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 10:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That last bum rush gave me a fucking heart attack
To lose to the Ducks at the break would be disheartening.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
nice win
i missed most of the 4th quarter watching army/navy doc
by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK YES.
Meshuggah/Decapitated/Baroness tour.
This had better come to DFW.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Are these people?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
3 bands. 3 awesome bands.
Meshuggah

Decapitated

Baroness

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Calling your band "Decapitated" isn't going to make you a badass if you all look like choads.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You bite your fucking tongue.
Their drummer died like 4 years ago on the Belarussian/Russian border. One of my drumming heroes.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I can tell I would not like any of these bands
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So I was listening to Nadel on the radio today.
He’s a music junkie, anyways he suggests this guy named Mayer Hawthorne. I had never heard of him, white soul singer w/ a Motown vibe. So far, I like what I’ve heard.
Check it out.
Que sera, sera.
Someone did an amazing mashup of Lady Gaga and Meshuggah
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I am uh... going to Mute Math
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
I am going to rebelution
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sounds like a gimmicky teen angst festival concert.
“We’re different man, you don’t get us.”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it is a stoner band
island rock
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
reggae? I will check them out, man.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yes
they are pretty awesome.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh that was a name of a band?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
the song "bump" is what got me into them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPeMO81zoS8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Haven't heard of Decapitated or Baroness
Meshuggah though is some great metal. They’ve got an amazing drummer
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
OH GOOD GOD EWW.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING THIS DEVIL WOMAN.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Who?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Loblaw's love.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
My bad. I started it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Should have posted this without a subject line.
Next time, lovely maiden.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This is a wax figure of Cameron Diaz, right?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Hey Aqua
Who runs the ODB twitter acct?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions
I do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Unless someone posts a story with author access and has it tweet out a link.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ha ha
I was just going to say nice shoutout to Wide Right, Natty Light. I love those guys over there too :)
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
little scurred of Kanye South
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Brandi sure does like to put her fun bags front and center for every shot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
indeed
and I am not even watching it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like her better when she's not wearing those big dresses
Tight shirts only please.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I find her hot either way
I dig women in dresses. my gf didn’t wear many of them when I met her. now she does. sun dresses, for me, hnnnnnnnnng
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Low cut tank/tight tshirt, tight jeans
Boner time
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I also love
tight jeans, wife better, and ball cap. gets me going.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
caps are ok but long hair is huge for me
And I like it to not be restricted to a hat. Unless its a straw hat, daisy dukes/skirt and cowgirl boots
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I like long hair bit it is not a deal breaker.
I like the long hair sticking out of a hat
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What are you watching?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
storage wars
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
GODDAMN IT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Seen this one.
But yeah, Brandi likes showing off the girls.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh shit I've seen this one
Rollerskates durr
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and fuck a&e for not having a shipping wars tonight
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
not a fan so far
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
1600?
What a dumbass
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is Darrell wearing an affliction shirt?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
he has all of my hate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
$200 for that piece of shit bike?
Maybe $40. Maybe.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
depends on the bike
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"Stop being such a candy ass."
Nice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've seen this one now.
Sucks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ruh roh, Rubio.
You’re going bald, bro.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh fuck you PSN
Mortal Kombat is like a year old. $49.99? Eat my taint.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well shit
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
loblaw said he would be here tonight!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app reply actions
He's fappin'
to the C-Diaz photo above.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
chicken shack
:(
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There is a really good Mexican place there
Can’t remember the name
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
poppa rollos
Texas shaped pizza
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I finished a 5L jug of sweet tea in 2 days.
Now I’m out of tea.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Rainy sumbitch.
Ts,b.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
and of course shes wearing a low cut wife beater in this episode
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I'm watching storage wars for the first time
Are we all watching the same episode?
Ludwig drums were just mentioned
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Yes
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
sweet.. for once the west coast doesn't fuck me
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Good evening ladies and gents!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I have a hankering for chocotacos.
Is it still raining?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
My phone did not like dling this
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeeeaaaaah...it's a rather large file that i hotlinked.
oh well…
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
at least you used the height tag
that is a really high quality klondike bar picture
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
She sure as shit hams it up for the camera.
I like it
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
stripper
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why don't you use your extensive research to find us some noodz?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
if there only was some...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
dude she's a stripper
There has got to be topless shots somewhere
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
my 2 minute research says no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
welp, I guess there's nothing
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
that seems to be the case
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She likes to dress up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've been gone most of the day.
Would it be fair to assume LSB melted down after the Prince news?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Brandi is, in fact, hot.
I’d slap her titties around
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
These guys seem a little liberal in their estimations
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
that is why it is fakeish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Of course they are.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeah
I’d like to meet the dipshit that pays 50 bucks for an original Xbox
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I really do enjoy so many of y'all like this show
I got made fun of
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions
those are words
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We're pretty understanding as long as you aren't doing a duet to Summer Nights dressed like a woman.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you guys have not heard about the time I went to church camp...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I bet it's where you got introduced to weed
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
nope
I was 17 and in college
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
go on
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
my girlfriend and I broke up
I had never done it before and a friend told me we could go smoke. I said ok
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought this would be a church story
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
church camp was the first place a girl touched my penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that's like the story of every southern baptist everywhere
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I was Episcopalian
apparently I didn’t go to the right church camps
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
First smoke good time
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I could not stop drinking Dr pepper
and I could not stop laughing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I ate a family sized bag of gardettos and watched friday
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I've never smoked weed
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Me either.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I did a couple of times but I only got sick.
I think it’s related to my smoke allergy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
really?
I could have sworn you have
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No sir
I was gonna try it with you or Bryan S. (Usher) but never did hah.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
who is bryan?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I tried it 5 times
But never liked it
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'd rather try LSD.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I tried LSB
ADDICTED
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am scared
that and straight heroin is the only thing I have never done
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was watching office space
couldn’t stop laughing when he was in traffic
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That sounds like an awesome day.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I watched 2001 a space odyssey
Was fucking nuts
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it wasn't a duet
there were probably 10 of us
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
Does this guy seriously go around
With YUUUUPPP on his trucks and hat?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Barry gave him the hat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
just know this
darrell sucks the most
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why is this?
Is that the raspy voiced guy?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Darrell might suck the most.
It’s pretty tough to say when there are only 4-5 of them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I have respect for hester because he is good at what he does
darrell thinks he can get 200 dollars for my pair of new balance. and, on top of that, he thinks he knows everything
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he reminds me of the dude who can top every story you tell
and thinks he can kick your ass
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Blowgun
Case and point
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
*case in point
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
How is that Yuuuuppp guy not punched routinely?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I am the dog
The big bad dooowwwoooggg
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I'll pay $12 for that locker
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I'm out
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
288 bucks over my limit
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
shut your mouth
that show is greatness
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I WAS TALKING ABOUT BIDDING
I was in for $12 and a blowie from the chick. Price went way higher.. I was out
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The Nabila chick may be dumber than Darrell.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
BUT SHE BOUGHT PARIS HILTON'S LOCKER
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's 3 AM
and my dog just came running in the room and jumped in bed between my wife and I.
He’s probably gotten into something he shouldn’t have.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
My wife did
as it woke her the hell up.
If it wasn’t that, it’s probably because it’s really abnormally cold tonight and he loves cold weather.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
At least he sometimes has reasons. Our cat is set on the notion that I should not sleep more than four hours in a row.
Love him, but he pushing me into Altered States territory.
Are you LSBing in bed?
That seems counter intuitive.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Laptop.
I always LSB in bed.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If you're reading this, Mrs. VFN
HI!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Hi Lady VFN!
You’re a lucky lady!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
THIS IS DEBATABLE MRS VFN!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
$100 for a 12" electric chain saw.
Bullshit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
YUUUUUUUP
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This torrent site has like every WCW Saturday Night from 1990 to 1994
I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
wcw sucked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
NO YOU SUCK.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
movie snob
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will fight you, Shaggy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't have a dog
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are you boombastic?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
not that shaggy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He did not specify
I realize why he called you Shaggy now though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions
We need a nickname for you
After the boy scout cross dresser shenanigans
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sandy.
duh.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
kinicky
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Don't leave out the part where he was peared by his scout master
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
like you even know what that is
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions
what what is?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
pearing (it is a Schultzy/sex joke)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
Scoutmaster is the term used for the adult leader of the group
Peared is the equivalent of raped
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
right
like you even know what rape is
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
he's in Stillwater
Do animals count?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
He knows it's definitely not what happens
when Taylor Swift is around 24 black guys.
That shit is all consensual.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well sometimes she likes to play it up for the camera
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
movie hipster, if you please
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
I say what I want
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
AND I SAY YOU GO TO HELL.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
An hour til the next Storage wars... now what
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Shipping wars
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's good
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That T-bird is nice
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You take any mundane job or hobby
add WARS to the title, and boom = reality show gold.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
BLOGGING WARS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
True
Parking wars starts February 11
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
parking wars is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
heathcliffe is awesome
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I like his partner, too
personality makes her kind of cute
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
There needs to be a Pimpin' Wars
I would probably watch that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Dealing Wars.
5 drug dealers trying to sell their shit to people.
Caveat: One of the 5 is an undercover cop. Choose wisely.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This is true.
Also, FERPA violations are very easy to commit (not that I am admitting to ever doing it)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
I think Toddlers and Tiaras has a new contender in awful reality programming
BAYOU BILLIONAIRES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyhjUwORU2Y
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Dance Moms.
It’s what I’m watching right now. I want to high kick Abby Lee Miller in te throat.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
What channel
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lifetime.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
television for idiots
/trolling chrom
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
most of the fighting in this episode i think has passed.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Barry called him a cholo
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was wondering if this was a strange innuendo
Then I realized you posted it, not bigtill
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions
I feel so bad for this chick on Shipping Wars.
She’s not bad looking, but she’s dumbbbbbbbbbbbb.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Can't even follow her gps
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
"The problem with livestock is they're alive."
Nice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That camel is like "fuck, this sucks."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She's in really good shape.
No question about that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She looks better when she's on the road than when she's dressed up for the interviews.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yup
Dat ass
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Her body is just about perfect.
Brains: Lacking.
It’s the old pick two of Hotness/Intelligence/Sanity thing..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The body really is that good.
Very nice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Give me a name to google.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Jennifer Brennan
Is the name I found
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
She makes up in customer service by
Being late, getting lost to the point where she has to call the people for directions, pissing almost on the animal…
But…
She’s hot, so whatevs
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Pressed her tits against me when we hugged
5*s.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh jesus christ. I thought I never had to watch another Real Steel commercial in my life.
I was wrong.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
It was actually decent
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

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