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Happy National Peanut Butter Day!

Peanuts are native to the tropics of the Americas and were mashed to become a pasty substance by the Aztec Native Americans hundreds of years ago.[2] A number of peanut paste products have been used over the centuries, and the distinction between peanut paste and peanut butter is not always clear in ordinary use. Early forms of peanut butter, like the Aztecs' version, were nothing but pure roasted peanut paste. It may have been harder to work with and spread than regular peanut butter, less creamy and less sweet.[citation needed] Vegetable oil was also later added to most brands to aid in its spreadability, but with new modern processing machines being invented, the peanut butter was already significantly smoother than it had been.[citation needed]

Evidence of peanut butter as it is known today comes from U.S. Patent 306,727, issued in 1884 to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec, Canada, for the finished product of the process of milling roasted peanuts between heated surfaces until the peanuts entered "a fluid or semi-fluid state." As the peanut product cooled, it set into what Carter explained as being "a consistency like that of butter, lard, or ointment." Edson's patent is based on the preparation of a peanut paste as an intermediate to the production the modern product we know as peanut butter, it does show the initial steps necessary for the production of peanut butter.[2] George Washington Carver is often credited with inventing peanut butter and is nearly synonymous with its history in the United States.

Dr. Ambrose Straub, a physician in St. Louis, Missouri, pursued a method for providing toothless elderly with protein in the 1890s. His peanut-butter-making machine was patented in 1903.[3]

January 24 is National Peanut Butter Day in the United States.[4]

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I think the Prince Fielder deal killed LSB

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM CST reply actions  

it might have....most everyone is just laughing their asses off

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by shock00 on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

just the normal lull until late night lsb

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ahhh

I’m too old for that stuff.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I noticed that

I like college football, but I don’t follow it THAT closely.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I was talking about the Fielder thread.

I haven’t looked at the CFB thread. I don’t think UNT is reeling in any headliners.

by BHill on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh

Sorry, I misunderstood.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Not yet.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

looking FWD to thebestmichah's balls in my mouth

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

huh?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

she made me cakeballs =)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

They’re in the mail. Should be there Thursday or Friday.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

wahoo!.. ill get you back for shipping at the tailgate

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't worry about it

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

So

Do you also like putting fish sticks in your mouth?

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

no, what do I look like? a gay fish?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to flat-out not like peanut butter, one of the few foods around for which I would openly claim disdain.

I have grown to like PBJs ONLY if it’s crunchy peanut better paired with preserves (not jelly), preferably strawberry. Also, I do enjoy a roasted salted peanut at the ballpark.

However, peanut butter cookies are still vile abuses of what would have otherwise been a perfectly good sugar cookie. Also, peanut butter candy is gross to the max.

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by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

love peanut butter.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

PB cookies

Are pretty much my favorite cookie. A few years back, one of my co-workers was my Secret Santa, and she gave me a basket of PB cookies that her mom (who runs her own cookie business) made. I damn near asked her to marry me on the spot.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

wretched abominations

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by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

lies

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 4:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

For those who workout

What is your go-to pre-workout snack?

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Banana

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Just a banana?

Is that enough?

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

You said snack.

I eat a decent breakfast, then about an hour before I work out, i eat a banana.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah ...

Yeah, I have lunch around noon and then workout at 5:30ish. That’s a big gap.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Def

I work out at lunch. 3.75 mi today. 4 tomorrow!

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 24, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Woo!

I miss running outside. I hate the dreadmill.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It's been warm all week here in Houston.

70s and 80s.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

What are you trying to say?

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

You can run outside in Houston right now

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, that's a long drive/plane ride just to run

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

But you would be closer to Rangers games...

…and good Q.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

If I moved back to Texas,

Houston would not be my first choice.

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine, either.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

My roommate today was like "Houston seems like a nice place to visit."

I told him lolno

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

That is what I do.

I try to drink plenty of water in between. But usually I am comfortable running 4 hours or so after eating last. Now yesterday I ran at 3:30 and hadn’t had anything to eat since 7, that wasn’t very enjoyable.

by casew on Jan 24, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I try to eat a banana.

I often don’t eat anything…. which is terrible for me, I know

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

almonds and a protein drink.

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by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm.

I wish it was easier to have a protein drink at my desk. I’ve been going with the various protein bars that are out there.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

if you dont want to mix your own

the best ones i have found are EAS myoplex original (vanilla) — the 17 oz ones, not the little ones, and are the cheapest at walmart

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
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Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I might look for those

There’s a small fridge in our office.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

just mix your own at home, bring it and put it in the fridge, much cheaper..

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Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably true.

Just requires more planning.

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah you can just have a blender bottle andg et by w/ most of it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

no blender just mix and shake.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

what is your fav mix BG?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I just do a good whey from GNC with skim milk and lately I've been trying...

creatine as well which seems to be working quite well, I had no idea.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

they arent cheap

im just lazy

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

almonds are Dr. Oz's favorite snack as noted on the other thread..

also I did not know coffee was so good for you, I must drink more.

"Coffee is the number-one source of disease-fighting antioxidants in our society," Dr. Oz says. "It’s OK to enjoy a couple of cups a day, but I prefer green tea because you get the same punch of antioxidants for much less caffeine."

Dr. Oz’s most healthy snacks:
http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20307333_3,00.html

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

actually I drink a lot of green tea so I'm good..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I keep almonds in my desk

Didn’t know that about coffee, but it’s good to know. I have about 16 oz. a day.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I go through oatmeal phases.

Where I eat it every day for breakfast for months.

And then I get tired of it and go back to cereal or pop tarts.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I love PBJ's too.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

it's awesome.....esp with some fruit in there...

oh I forgot I have to use my taco bell coupon, they’re serving breakfast starting Thursday….got me a free burrito coupon.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

yup, its a good

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by shock00 on Jan 24, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I shall find this snack, sounds like a good one as long as it's not bitter..
Look for dark chocolate that contains 70 percent cocoa. "It counts as a health food," Dr. Oz says. The reason: This high-quality, slightly bitter chocolate contains flavonoids (natural chemicals with antioxidant properties) that improve blood vessel function. Enjoy an ounce or two a day. Pass on milk chocolate, though—"It’s actually not chocolate, just milk fat with a chocolate coating," he says.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Aren't the actual long term benefits of antioxidant starting to come into question?

Yeah, the story of how they discovered the health benefits of chocolate is interesting.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmm not sure, I hope not I love my green tea and other anti-oxidant rich fruits/veggies

guess we’ll have to stay tuned for the final answer..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

muscle milk RTD.

post workout? usually fast food because i reward myself.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

My post-workout is usually a glass of chocolate milk

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Good post workout drink

Apparently better than regular milk

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what every runner I know has said

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Pie.

Not really, but if I was hungry I’d eat a peanut butter sandwich before I would ride my bike. Or like Witt Mentions, bananas are good too.

by BHill on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure a banana is enough for me.

Two weeks ago, when I had a banana and some almonds, my workouts didn’t go so well (lots of dizziness). PB sandwich could work though.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I drink tons of water

Usually get 80 oz in before I even go workout.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

PB and Banana sandwich

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't eat before

I have to eat afterwards

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

My trainer encourages me to eat 60-90 min before I work out

And she asks me every time.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, I've done those too

I keep a variety of little protein/snack bars in my desk. But I’m sure I’ll get burned out at some point. Want to have options.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh you are supposed to

I just can’t

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

A cigarette.

Makes it all the more challenging. Especially on cardio days.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I have never ever smoked

Not about to start. But thanks for chiming in.

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You asked, I answered.

You pick it, I stick it.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure it applies to me anymore in my sloth-like state,

but I liked chocolate protein bars.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

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by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

hey ianf, tNt, herbie, etc

are we going back friday or no for karaoke? need to figure out my song if we are lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

if we do it will be Saturday for me...

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

and quite honestly.. that place sucks

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

im happy to go somewhere else

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

He just really wants to sing, IANF

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

at least the bar prices are the cheapest in Addison

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Word. I got out of there on Friday for $7.50 before tip

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean besides my shed?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that's a whole different level of entertainment.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

What kind of porno are we talking about here?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

let's call the whole thing off

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

When is Chuck Morgan going to do the Baseball IQ thing again?

Just got MLB Network; ended up seeing the studio guys burst into spontaneous orgasm over the whole thing.

by Perfect Zero on Jan 24, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

Wed., Feb. 1

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

wooo congrats BUB!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks, daddy.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, grats, Ryno.

You earned it

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

high ten!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay!

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

high five!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yes, yes it is...thanks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Congrats!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

congrats

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Rad.

Conratumalations.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 24, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Rad bones, indeed.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Congrats, Ryin!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks, homey

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

congrats oh bearded one

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

bet

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

so when does the name change go through?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nver

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Congrats!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

When do you manipulate your first child?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually forced him to hit left handed 2 years ago.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

But think, now you'll be PAID to do it...

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

he'll start swinging from the right side when he's 5.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm already tired of them!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

you've gotta make Croque Monsieurs for you, me and Benji

just so you can say you’ve melted Gruyere … then I’ll trade you an ugly Rangers giveaway cap for the press

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man,

I love Croque Monsieur, though I’ve never made it. We had a pretty good recipe for Chicken Friand, but haven’t had it in a while. Hrm.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

GB

It’s all about the croque madame….

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 24, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

quit sissyin' up my shit!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Lewisville...like 10 minutes from my house.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I found out my favorite restaurant in that area closed.

Sad.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks for posting!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey guy,

congrats. How are the tykes?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks, Pras...they're off the chain...

how’s your lil one doing? y’all surviving?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay.

He’s doin well, growing though not quite median percentiles yet (hoping this is just the premie bit)…the whole daycare dropoff thing and acting like a grownup is weird and tiring.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks, bro.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Everything's COMING UP RYNO!

Congrats :)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 24, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

indeed...indeed it is.

thanks

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

sknaht

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

still have those flowing locks?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Congratulations, sir!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 24, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

preashiate it

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Money Bags Morris paid you 6 figures

congrats!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

x
evansilva Evan Silva
Mayock on #NorthCarolina DE Quinton Coples: “If u wanna draw up a defensive end, this is the picture. … Unblockable yesterday afternoon.”

by octoberty on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

But he seemed so ... blockable in college...

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 24, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

I have no doubt he’ll tear the combine up.

by sprite on Jan 24, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

x
evansilva Evan Silva
Butch Davis & Mayock both suggested that “mitigating circumstances” and UNC team turmoil played role in Coples’ relatively down senior year.

by octoberty on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Do offensive lineman count as mitigating circumstances?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahah

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

you know who I want.

It’s not him.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome aboard the Mevlin Ingam train, Bob!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

why?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't you?

There will be many other wives there.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

And she's probably already used to off the hook TDT.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

She's marrying him in less than two months.

She better be.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, it's not great

i got fucking DRUNK on sunday

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

someones gotta drive you home.. so yes

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

like this answer

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure.

I’m bringing mine AND her giant baby-containing belly.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You put that baby there, so ...

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

That theory cannot be proven.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Maury might be able to do that.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

You may or may not remember hanging out with my wife last time.

It’s a good time had for all.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

i do not

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

fucking i was there for like 2 hours,

and i fucking dont remember shotgunning a beer (which there is video of), talking to your wife, doing fucking anything

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 24, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

And people wonder why I'm afraid to bring my wife...

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I just wouldn't want to worry.

Getting drunk off food and drinks, then watching the game is all I want to think about.

Then again, I don’t have kids and not married for these same reasons.

by lost in space on Jan 24, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a cheap excuse.

My lady asked me last night, in her drunken state, why I put up with her.

I answered simply – OPENING WEEKEND. THAT’S WHY.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 24, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry, couldnt answer

work thing

whats up

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife had a blast.

But, she likes drinking and being rowdy, too.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...agreed.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

its cool...I may go and bring my wife

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

LOOK AT EVERYONE AND THEIR WIVES.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

You do this, don't you?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I do all these things

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

this is awesome.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

best gif ever.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

So bored, you guys

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Go watch the youtube videos of the boys karaoke-ing over the weekend

That’ll entertain you.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate being in California

I would have done that in a heartbeat

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't have Celiac Disease!

Yay!

I’m having a PopTart to celebrate.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats

I know you were really worried.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

The though of never eating Whataburger again was almost more than I could take.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

thought*

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Good for you!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

well that's good, I would really really miss a good bread, congrats!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

yay!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 24, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

o_0

seriously, congrats … curious why they tested, didja roll a freakishly low Vitamin D?

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

see my post below

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why I was worried about it

runs in families

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I rolled a "4" on Vitamin D (normal 30-100)

so they tested me, I’m waiting for all but Immuniglobin A, Ser (which was normal)

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

BIG DAY FOR LSB.

CONGRATULATIONS.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

it sounded a little sarcastic...

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I meant it.

LSB getting good news today between this and Ryno’s job situation. One other thing I can’t think of at the moment.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Whats Ryins job situation

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

He got one.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't aware he didn't have one

good for him

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

serious

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I read everything Aqua says as either dead serious, or completely sarcastic

I’m not sure why

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Does this mean I am joyless?

Interesting.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

sarcastic

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

free associating: Loblaw said "I have joy"

is police jargon for “I have the kill shot” in sniping situations

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Shit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

My sister still has it, unfortunately

so my house is semi gluten free

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Good for you

I have a few friends with it and it sounds like a pain in the ass

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Awesome!

Even though I don’t know you.

by Perfect Zero on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds douchy

It’s weird getting congratulations from strangers; that’s what I meant

by Perfect Zero on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I know who you are as much as I know who every other poster is

other than FelizCheez

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't know me from around LSB?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I know of you

I don’t physically know you. That’s what I meant.

by Perfect Zero on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I don't physically know anyone on this blog

so I didnt think it was weird

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

...see my post below

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

My roommate from college is a glutard

I feel sad for him but he is still chipper

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 24, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

glutard

heh

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah he made up the name for himself lol

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 24, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Three of my cousins are diabetics

they like talking about their “Dysfunctional Pancreas’s”

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No need for that extra s, broseph

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 24, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

me no good at english

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Friend orders this from Domino's.

Gets this

Calls for a replacement and they send this

lolz

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 24, 2012 5:12 PM CST reply actions  

x

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

how did it taste?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Where's the bread bowl?

I can’t even see it underneath that nasty mess.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 24, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

yum

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

You gonna finish that?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

heh, really

I can eat around the burnt parts …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

So Spazzy McSpazzersons is flipping out cause we completely forgot about our hospital tour yesterday.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:15 PM CST reply actions  

Nickname for the baby mama?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

YUUUUUUUUUP

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

"Relax biatch"

Is not a very comforting term to a woman who’s 8+ months pregnant. Who knew?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I know

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Write it down.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Should that go after "Don't swim in an alligator infested river"?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Put it closer to "Don't stick your dick in a bear trap."

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

But that puts it next to "Trading Mike Napoli for Vernon Wells"

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm getting ready to sign up for the baby classes.

Any recommendations?

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking weather is about to go to hell.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 24, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

Oohhhh

Cowboys to visit with Janoris Jenkins tonight.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

Of course they are.

Of course.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Well then Jerry will trade up to 1-1 to take him.

PROBLEM SOLVED, PEOPLE

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny...

I always think the same thing about you.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

burn

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He should fit right in.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

[eyeroll]

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Jerry can pay him in weed.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Alice in Chains unplugged is the best unplugged

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

STP

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Pearl Jam

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 24, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

accurate....

well, Nirvana is also good.

With both bands you get a dope-sick lead singer, so there’s that.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

My sister is actually upset that she doesnt have Celiac Disease

lol

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

This is pretty incredible...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

It's really not

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU'RE JUST NOT A DEDICATED FAN HARF HARF

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I would have Mike Naplis babies

HOWS THAT FOR DEDICATED

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Napoli*

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

/ blogging the boys commenter

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Heh

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

My computer is being unusually fast

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

/lack of celiac's

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 24, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

It's as pumped as i am

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Hand on the Glock -- fascinating new book/interview

Fresh Air / NPR interview (audio, 50 minutes)

Today the Glock pistol has become the gun of choice for both criminals and law enforcement in the United States. In his book Glock: The Rise of America’s Gun, Paul Barrett traces how the sleek, high-capacity Austrian weapon found its way into Hollywood films and rap lyrics, not to mention two-thirds of all U.S. police departments.

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

I should listen to more npr

I only listen to this american life

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what is fresh air about?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x
Fresh Air has become a premiere source of audio journalism and host Terry Gross has interviewed politicians, public intellectuals, and celebrities such as R.E.M.‘s Michael Stipe…Its longtime host is Terry Gross. As of June 2009, the show was syndicated to 450 stations and claimed 4.5 million listeners.1 The show is fed live weekdays at 12:00 noon ET. In addition, some stations carry Fresh Air Weekend, a re-programming of highlights of the past week’s interviews.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm

I will check it out

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I really, really like Marketplace

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marketplace_%28radio_program%29

Marketplace is a radio program that focuses on business, the economy, and events that influence them. Hosted by Kai Ryssdal, the show is produced and distributed by American Public Media, in association with the University of Southern California. With a weekly audience of more than eight million, Marketplace is the most popular business program in America–more popular than those of CNBC, Bloomberg or Nightly Business Report.2 Marketplace began in 1989, created by Jim Russell.3 Marketplace is produced in Los Angeles with bureaus in New York; Washington, D.C.; Portland, Oregon; Baltimore, Maryland; London; and Shanghai.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I'M LISTENING TO MARKETPLACE RIGHT NOW !!!

GB, we’re NPR buds … someday I’ll actually pledge … /LSB Confessions

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahah

One of the benefits of leaving around this time every day now is that I get to listen to it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Elitists.

WHAT YOU GUYS DON’T LIKE HOT SPORTS OPINIONS YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN THE REST OF LSB?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

almost spit out my Merlot all over my Prius

seriously, you seem feisty tonight … should be fun for all

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

JDT was called an elitist in a thread a few weeks ago

for liking NPR and not liking The Ticket.

I’ll give you one guess who called him that.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like the ticket

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The bits repeated here are fucking terrible.

but I guess people need unfunny dipshits when they’re driving.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I will check out this one too

do they put it in podcast form like this american life?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Perhaps, I'm not sure.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

don't know about Marketplace, but

Fresh Air is podcasted the same afternoon after the live airing

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I stay draped up, rocked up

Pistol on me, glocked up

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Knowwhatahmtalmbout

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

this is where I said I had enough

no one should ever feel the way that I do now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:55 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Needs moar Backstreet Boys

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

no

dashboard forever

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 5:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Georgia Salpa is not unattractive

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

DID YOU READ ABOUT THE CROQUE MADAME

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 24, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I JUST LOOKED IT UP

I WOULD TRY IT

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

APPARENTLY HAVING AN EGG MAKES IT A LADY

HAR HAR

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 24, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

BUT STILL A CRUNCHY ONE

YEAH

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

who is this?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

she almost looks like a hotter version of winnona ryder in that picture

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I prefer this photo.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

her boobs are running away from each other

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will track both down.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll need help

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

/Taylor Swift

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope I can do it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

He's right.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

this

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

knee socks girls, please stay out of my section

when I’m trying to pay attention to the damned WORLD SERIES

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

didn’t know how racy to get.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

oh my

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

A model

is not unattractive.

Interesting.

by sprite on Jan 24, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Not every discovery can be earthshattering, sprite.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 24, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

SURVEY SAYS...

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

Haha what the fuck

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 6:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

must have polled LSB

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 24, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

who's dick you suckin?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

All of them

/Taylor S.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 6:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

in groups of six

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I beat you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

huh?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WWF

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

well the last one is because I forgot to play a word

the first time was some bullshit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The first time is what I am referring to

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

that game was bullshit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

because there were a bunch of tiles left

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

But you couldn't play

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I understand

because you were being a dick

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was not

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

You are the only person

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Only because I haven't played in forever

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

z

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

cool

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, he wouldn't admit to making it up
Nationals execs are livid. Oh well, a deal is a deal. Goodbye twitter.

But at least hes gone. Thus my 24 hour fascination with fake twitter guy is over.

by DShep on Jan 24, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Great Lucifer's Lucifer!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks for the subject line

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Dat +1.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 24, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

don't get it

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 24, 2012 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

And gifs.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I can see most of the pics

occasionally some gifs

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ooooo look at me.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You are jealous

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

No I'm not. Navigated last night's thread quite nicely.

And got most of the Pedo Scoutmaster memes anyway.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I can hear the envy over the internet

It’s okay to be jealous of Chrom, he is very cool

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what you're envious of? A 6 man gang bang.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS WOMAN LOVES THE COCK.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I would have sex with her

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She looks really hot in that pic...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I am seeing an ObamaPacman.com website

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

You hotlinked from a site you shouldn't have.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I did?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

YUUUUUP.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

You can’t even post a picture right

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you guys should have sex and get it over with

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Bigtill and Schultzy?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

You and benji

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Fuck you, Schultzy

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha just joking

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I definitely did not mean it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah you did

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh come on you guys

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

i enjoyed it.

so did gus gus

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

You totally meant it, dickhead.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

What has been written cannot be unwritten

You are dead to me

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry :(

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

"Now don't you two see, that you're in love with each other?"

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

recced.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

x

gus popcorn Pictures, Images and Photos

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Love this gif

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Much like Taylor Swift love 6 man gang bangs, and Souper Salad catered lunches.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

the tension is unbearable

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm not a talented pro like Taylor Swift

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

She is very talented

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

At taking loads to the face.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

six at a time

then they have lunch

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Souper Salad catered...

And coffee

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

And John Mayer did the score.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope they picked broccoli and cheese soup

I like that soup

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

don't sell yourself short, bro

buck up

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

why?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Because it shows up as IMAGE STOLEN.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

I see it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and please don't yell at me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will yell at whomever I damn well please.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true.

vfn will yell at anyone.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

It's therapeutic.

YOU NERD.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He does what he wants

Like you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

comeatmebro.gif

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmmmmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

co meat me bro

com eat me bro
comeat me bro
come atm e bro

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Does it?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It does.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, well...

whatayagonnado

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

It doesn't since I refreshed.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

this is true

I am pretty awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it hates everything..especially jesus and babies..

it fucking sucks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

lets get these teen hearts beating faster!!!!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 6:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhhh, I like coming home after a long day in the pharmacy

and participating in the OT’s . LoneStarBall….solving the worlds problems one thread at a time

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

I want to know what compels a man to update his facebook status 5 times in 2 minutes

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 7:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

His problems really matter, bro.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

One of my musician boys is doing a livestream

He lead-in with “Final Countdown.” Ha ha.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

The girls in this chatroom are annoying

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

x

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Who's the fuck idiot who came up with the criteria for this?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

no clue

some WAG I’d ’magine

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

OR SOME ROSIE JONES, MAN

HOES IS HOES IS HOES, MAN

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

GB, you around?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

fuck you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hope Peanut is ok after today

sounds like Karl is gonna do a celebraish…top shelf, bold flavors, the works

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

What is the attitude era?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

97-2001-ish WWF

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Words with friends existed back then?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

world wrestling federation

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was alive but I wasn't wasting my childhood on watching something as terrible as wrestling

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Says the man who watches tennis.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Not at that age

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Tennis, Teddy Ruxpin, same fucking thing.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of tennis...

Berdych-Nadal was a great match

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Only saw the first set

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Or something as wonderful as the Simpsons, dumbass.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

wut?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Schultzy didn't watch the Simpsons.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

schultzy

I don’t think we can be friends anymore

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You knew this though

and that would be terrible

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I must have forgotten

friendship is over

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've lost two friends tonight :(

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

False

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I am sad

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

were they really friends to begin with?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought we were all friends...:(

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe if you would come hang out with us for once!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm on 24 hour call, bro.

Bitches act all crazy when they’ve gone a full term and all you wanna do is get drunk and sing BSB at karaoke at MTM.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

they would not if you sang nsync

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Maybe.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

then after the little devil is cooked.

you come hang out with us

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see myself being able to step out for the next six months.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You are afraid you'll get drunk

And try to get everyone to go streaking with you

by matteo25 on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I would not put that past me

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

And when I walked into schooll, it was just as I thought

the kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

lies

the attitude era was awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Schultzy is being an asshole.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

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by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

wwf, bro

he was my favorite

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what is this?

missed today

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

there arent gonna be any more NBA players after this season.

they are all dropping like flies.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

My team has been ravaged by injuries

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

im pretty sure dwayne wade is dead

they just havent told anyone yet.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd be okay with that

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never understood that Idiom

Flies are known for…flying. They fly so much that they named them “flies.” They do the opposite of dropping.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

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by iorange555 on Jan 24, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Put up a GDT of the Baylor-OU MBB game

Thought you guys would like the picture.

http://www.ourdailybears.com/2012/1/24/2731105/1-24-2012-baylor-bears-at-oklahoma-sooners-mbb-game-thread#comments

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

QUIT SOLICITING FOR CLICKS, A*HOLE...

/clicks anyway

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

tonight is panini grilled cheese night

provolone, muenster, pepper jack with pesto and tomato on french bread.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:23 PM CST reply actions  

That sounds delicious

Something is missing though

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

soup?

doing that too.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

that's cheese toast.

very delicious.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought you were tired of them

did you lie to us?

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

rebirth

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah...it's a grilled cheese / soup kinda night.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

quitting smoking is tough...last night i almost smoked an old cig out of an ashtray I had forgotten about.

classy.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

NOTHIN' BUT THE BEST FOR YOU, COLLEGE GRAD!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I had to hole up in my apartment the first week

and smoke lots of other stuff

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup

I quit smoking and started chewing

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Good trade.

Lung cancer for lip cancer.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

studies have proved

dipping is a safe alternative to smoking. Cancer rates are WAAAY lower

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

But isn't that like saying...

Juggling steak knives and is a safe alternative to juggling chainsaws?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Jan 24, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

It's what I did. And no way do I advocate it as an alternative (IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT THERE ON THE CAN)

The reason I did it is cause I have asthma and dipping is far less intrusive on others than smoking. Not to mention, it makes you look like a big leaguer.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

After playin in my last game I swore Copenhagen off...and then I started smoking.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

oh to drive down to deep ellum

for a mediocre open mic or stay home while nothing’s on tv. im really in quite a pickle

by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

the weather would make the decision for me

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

hone that craft

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

bullshit

storage wars comes on tonight

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

new one?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

2 new ones

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't forget Southland and Justified

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Southland

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

s'good stuff

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

it's the shiz

and I’m keeping Lucy Liu on a short leash

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Taken is on right now too

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

YES! STARTS NOW!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yay

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

dreadlock extensions

I’ve got some new bits for you based on that

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

(Beltre) oh shit!

wasn’t prepared for you to call me on it . . . uh, so didja hear HITLER delegated his fantasy football draft to his secretary? man was he pissed when he finally got a look at ARYAN Foster …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

So yay...

Like it better than the Daley extension.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

We ride together...

We die together.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

we really need this win something awful

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah but at least Ribeiro is back in the lineup.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Ribs gives us a chance

I’m sure Selanne will destroy us though

by can we get hatcher back on Jan 24, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Alright, time to fire up Gotham City Impostors

I hope the Beta is good.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

I can finally tie a tie without watching the stupid videos

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

I always thought it was weird that I learned that online instead of from my dad.

Now I need to learn to tie a different knot.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

My dad tried to teach me but I am extremely bad with tying anything

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll never do...

/Taylor Swift

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I did just learn a better way to tie my shoes last year.

Basically, when you loop over, just go the other way. The normal way to tie a shoe is the weak form of that knot. The other way is the strong form. The final knot looks better, and stays tied longer.

Learned it from a TED video.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Link

http://www.ted.com/talks/terry_moore_how_to_tie_your_shoes.html

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I tried out both methods.

Maybe I was doing it wrong still, but I could find any difference.

by casew on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Different knot?

Full windsor is the ONLY knot.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I have an app to help me...I know how to do one...but sometimes you need to class shit up.

http://www.appbrain.com/app/how-to-tie-a-tie/com.artelplus.howtotie

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I still tie my shoes with the double-loop method...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you guys see what Jailed Robert's newest shpiel is when he's inevitably proven wrong?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

Always thought it was schpiel

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It very well might be.

I dunno.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

A quick google search appears to show that it is "spiel".

Huh.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

He says it was an intentional reverse jinx.

He’s a Yankee fan, so he was trying to reverse jinx the Rangers from getting Prince.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Incarcerated Bob is a Yankees fan

Thie explains so much.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW, what's his latest?

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

NM...saw it above.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

x
@AdamSchefter: Now official: Oakland Raiders are hiring former Broncos defensive coordinator Dennis Allen as head coach. Deal done

by octoberty on Jan 24, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

So we can expect him to be a DC in about +/- 2 1/2 years?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

i would say something about how much it must suck to be a raider fan

but sadly, they are probably saying the same thing about us

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Who's ready to celebrate the Imperial Presidency?!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 24, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

I can't make myself even care about the SOTU anymore.

What a waste of time.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

make yourself is the best incubus album

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

We've already been over this.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

have we?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yuuuuuuuuuuup

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

what was your opinion?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

agreed

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 7:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lets have another music argument

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Stabbing Westward is soooo underrated

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

AND

I am a firm believer that Limp Bizkit is one of the greatest bands ever. Serious. Their shit was really good. Well, Results May Vary was meh but SIgnificant Other I would put in the top 10 albums of all time

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

we should not discuss music

I liked them in highschool but I doubt any of there stuff even gets in my top 100

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Megadeth? Slayer?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Stryper

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

she was legal...I swear

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

no

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

agree to disagree then Chromie

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't you mean the rock classic

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water?

by BHill on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I have it in my car right now

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin

what?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Man, Spacehog. The world just wasn't ready for you.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 24, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

In the meantime.

I want to say they had another song that was decent but probably not.

by BHill on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Buddy of mine from high school who knew how much I loved the glam rockers said I should check them out.

I checked them out. I then killed my buddy. Dead.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Never found a good fit.

It’s an influence that really can’t be replicated or built upon. Loved what Belle & Sebastian did on The Life Pursuit though.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 24, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Sir Mix A Lot was ahead of the curve.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Behind it too.

IYKWIMAITTYD….

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

His big hit was on in the gym tonight when I was working out

Seemed fitting

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That song comes on all the time when I'm in the car with my wife.

She knows every single word. She loves that song.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I know all the words too.

I just thought it was funny hearing it while I was doing squats and pilates.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

apparently nobody here besides me saw YOUNG ADULT

in the theater, but … they drive “The Concept” — first song of TEENAGE FANCLUB’s first major-label album Bandwagoneque — into the ground. It’s played on a car stereo one-and-a-half times over the credits, once w/ Charlize Theron singing along … and then the “all-mom band” NIPPLE CONFUSION plays it at the “rock club” later on …

Trivia: TFC were signed to Geffen at the same time as Nirvana, label executives didn’t know if either would stick to the wall . . . and there are other, better songs on Bandwagonesque for sure, try “Alcholiday”

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I've read this 3 times

and I am still confused about the message and/or argument you are making for/against a band/movie

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't like me either?!

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I just listened to the song

It’s horrible. I had to look up the movie. It looks terrible. I like Schultzy. We just disagreed on everything….ball in

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

She wears denim wherever she goes

Says she’s gonna get some records by the Status Quo
Oh yeah . . . oh yeah

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no interest in the film

Diablo Cody is fucking terrible.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

SC, don't rise to VFN's snob bait

his own turds will be served @ his Oscars party

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

comeatmebro.gif

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The only thing she's had a hand in that wasn't absolute dogshit was United States of Tara

and it only stayed interesting for about 5 episodes before being run the fuck into the ground.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I go back and forth between that and S.C.I.E.N.C.E.

I can’t decide. What I did decide on, however, is that everything after Morning View is kinda meh.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

agreed

morning view was their last great album

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Do you like 311?

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes

saw them in September with sublime

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh shit

I forgot we agreed on Sublime.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That was the first show my wife and I missed

in the last 5 years. I was kinda bummed. I did get to see them with Snoop in Austin, though. We were right up next to the stage.

Their shows are fun as shit.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I have seen them three times

this last one, with matisyahu, and with papa roach

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was at the Matisyahu show.

Good times.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it was pretty good

if incubus or 311 come to town, I attempt to make it.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've only seen Incubus twice.

The last was several years ago and I was underwhelmed. They didn’t play much of their old stuff and Boyd stopped down to bitch at some dude in the pit.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I have seen them three times

I have enjoyed it every time

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you talking about him hitting someone?

he has gotten strange

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

thought he renounced Orthodoxy

and thus, kinda, the whole foundation of everything he put forth

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

shit just got real

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

my interest in this game is fading

i might have to just kick some ass on nhl 08 for ps2 (nobody on here can beat me at that)

by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Heh

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

Awesome.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I just told my friend he has a BTO

I am a sad person

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Just read this on facebook
The current combined contracts for A-Rod, Pujols and Fielder are greater than the GNP of 16 sovereign nations

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

How about the billionaires who pay them?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Valid question

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

WOO what a shot!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

There is a lot of rain coming down right now...

My dogs are going to be pissed when they finally have to go out tonight.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Mine are the same way

Little bitches think a few drops of water are like acid.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

It is the wet grass for mine

She hates it. And thunder…. Freaking scares her to shaking

by matteo25 on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

My dad's dog is extremely frightened of thunder and lightening.

He tries to find the darkest place in the house and shivers constantly until after the storm has passed for a while.

by casew on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine go out begrudgingly

but we have to stand out on the porch

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I love how if you are a Republican at the SOTU

you have to sit there looking as pissed as possible, no matter what he says

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

forgot that was going on tonight.

shows how much i care

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

what is it?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Wut.

Hopefully I’ll get grandfathered in and not have to quit my job and go to jail.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I dropped out at 17.

Though I had my GED before I turned 18.

The laws in Texas then (and may still be true) was that I could not withdraw myself from school unless I was 17 years old before the start of the school year. I got moved out of my parents house a week after I turned 17, but the year wasn’t over yet.

I told my school that I was planning on dropping out and moving out of their district. My Vice Principal told me that if I enrolled in a GED prep class at the public library he wouldn’t report me truant.

Went to the Library and the nice lady gave me a test to see what I needed to work on. Missed one question out of 100. Got signed up for the real test that afternoon.

What sucks is that they don’t let you take all five GED tests in one day… no more than two in one day… so I had to go three times to take different tests.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

My sophmore year I skipped about half my classes… my SECOND sophmore year I skipped them all.

I would have had to have a third sophmore year and I had a GPA of about 1.6. It would have taken summer sessions and two more years to graduate when I was 19.

Or… I could just get a GED.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually enrolled at Richland when I was 17 and in theory...

Could have gotten a leg up on college and started early. I ended up getting a job in Deep Ellum at the Green Room (and then Coppertank, Trees, Deep Ellum Live & Curtain Club) and dropped out after a week.

I really disliked classrooms at that point in my life.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

this is almost exactly what happened to me

counselor tried to talk me out of it. I had to take a pre test. aced it. then I got my ged and started college a year early. then shit went off the rails

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Related...

I smoked a LOT of pot back then.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm only 33.

I would have been class of ’96 had I graduated.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, my math was way off

I was thinking you were 40, which also didn’t make any sense

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I want Cespedes now.

I’ve talked myself into it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I had no idea I wanted him until today.

I was totally content for Soler as a maybe…

Now I want a bat to replace Hamilton.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably not.

Though smoke isn’t a requirement.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I did not do drugs when I made that decision

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't do drugs now!

Never drunk and quit smoking pot when I turned 18.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Saying it is the incredibly easy part

Enforcing it is impossible.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

expensive

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it's actually impossible.

Especially in inner-city school districts.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

exactly. part of why its impossible would be because of how expensive it is.

especially with how most cities are trying to cut back on spending, trying to enforce something like that would mean you need to add more police.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

More police, eh?

Civil service unions will love that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

The whole speech has been a disaster thus far.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a campaign speech.

Doesn’t matter what he actually says, he just wants people to get excited.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

And the opposite

Applaud wildly no matter how stupid something sounds.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not a partisan thing, either.

SOTUs are uniformly retarded.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

My God

this is the greatest trolling ever.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Jason Parks @ProfessorParks
I hope Obama gives us a few hints about Breaking Bad season five.

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

>Require children to stay in high school until 18

>funding dependent on enrollment

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

"I'M ALL ABOUT DRILLING OIL, BABY."

“If you are Brazilian…”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF, we go from a furniture maker to clean energy?

This makes no sense.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

And the Navy is buying clean energy now?

Why?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

How so?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Because the "subsidies" are just tax breaks that every company can get

The proposals to remove the subsidies are bills that essentially say “Exxon, BP, Shell, Chevron, and Conoco” cannot use this tax break.

It’s targeting oil companies for no reason. The justification is these oil companies are “too profitable.”

Profitable is a relative term. O&G companies’ Return on Investment is nothing near what Apple’s is.

But, it’s a lot more effective, politically, to target oil and gas companies.

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this Jobu.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

HOCKEY!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:35 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Doesn't reflect the first period

The 2nd has been better though

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Guess who's text made it on Texts From Last Night?

This guy.

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

So post it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

(817):
I’m going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Replies (15) Good night (239) Bad night (1100)

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Weirdest fucking night of my life

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

ELABORATE.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not LSB-appropriate

And I post things on here that I’m ashamed of

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Now you have to tell us.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

This is such a classic start to the story
Me and four of my friends (3 guys, 1 girl) were going to a club in OKC from Norman.

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure what the appropriate Spiderman pic for this is.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 24, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as it wasn't the weirdest boner.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

True. True.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

winner

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

hmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Rec for college memories

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

/Oklahoma

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

i cant say ive ever pissed

while asleep, 7 or 8 beers eh? that’s not much, especially considering it’s oklahoma beer.

also, what kind of beer is 36 packs?

by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Keystone

I’m also pretty small so my tolerance is low

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, and she kissed you with semen on her lips.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

First thing I thought of.

Gross.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

WWLD ...
the girl comes out of my friend’s room completely naked and curled up with me and we started making out. She passed out immediately in the middle of making out and I was left confused.

He says go for it.

by BHill on Jan 24, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Sort of weird you let him finish on you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I brought my feet up and he just finished on the couch

Funny thing is…this isn’t the first time he’s drunkenly peed on a couch

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

You are missing out Schultzy.

But when the dam does break… boy are you going to go fucking crazy.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Doubt that

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Me either.

People said the same thing to me when I was your age.

“When you turn 21 you’re going to drink like a fish!”

Nope.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

On the other hand...

I do have my fair share of crazy fucked up stories about hanging out with friends fucked up.

We just weren’t drunk.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yep. peeing on feet is a bad idea

kicking range

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought that was jellyfish stings?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

poison oak

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I've heard both

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I have heard that

No idea if it is true

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why you don't get drunk.

This way, everyone else gets drunk and you get to laugh at their stupid stuff and then you get the girl all to yourself.

by casew on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

too bad the two people who were drunkest had all the sex

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Or so Pith thinks.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally pokes a hole in case's logic.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

More like pokin' holes in her breakfast!

amirite!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if you're both drunk!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Suck.
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Per @espn_durrett, Rangers reliever Koji Uehara vetoed a trade to Toronto, one of six teams included in his limited no-trade clause.

I don’t like JD being incapable of doing what he wants to do.

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

My daughter is afraid of the rain.

Not because of the thunder and lightning. She’s afraid the rain is going to wash our house away.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

do you live in NO?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

No, we live in the metroplex. She just has a wild imagination for a 2 year old.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

the state of california has that fear

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Kyle Veazey @kyleveazey
I’d pay a hundred dollars to have Les Miles give a State of the Union.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

fuck Les Miles, that shit would be boring

I would want a Wash pregame type speech as the state of the onion

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

"Smart regulations!"

Oooooh, tell me more!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

WHY DO YOU GET A STANDING OVATION FOR SAYING FARMER CAN CLEAN UP MILK?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

It happened.

He said a joke about farmers cleaning up milk without government oversight and then got a standing ovation.

And hearty guffaws from Crazy Joe.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Government can create it!

Government can protect us from it!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

but give me all your money first!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

X

>no more bailouts
>here have some bailouts.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Let the banks run risks.

We get better banks.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

i enjoy dividend stocks.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

No sports on tonite

time to watch some zit popping vids on YouTube.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

HOCKEY!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Everyone should be charged differently for health care because your risk is different.

Why inject sexism into it? It’s individualism.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

"These forms are too confusing! I can't be expected to read!"

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

Nice little flip there on the payroll tax cut.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

damnit, now you are making me want to watch the sotu

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

"No more tax breaks!"

“Payroll tax breaks”

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

Warren fucking Buffett.

Goddamn, I hate that man.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

But, he speaks for every wealthy man!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Not because of that.

Be rich.

Because he’s been mentioned EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

He's a lot more than rich.

I know rich people… Warren Buffett can buy and sell rich people as a hobby.

He’s fucking insano-rich.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Because he gets written into this speech every single year as if he is perfectly representative.

And liberal.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

FAIR SHARE

FAIR SHARE
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FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
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FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
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"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mean we need higher rates at the top

I just think it’s weird that your rates go lower as you become wealthier, because you can work the tax system.

I don’t see why capital rates should be taxed at 15%, mainly

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

A simplification of the code would be a good start.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind that

It’d be too easy to work, as a tax planner. But, I don’t think it’s best.

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's an argument I'm not in for tonight :)

With our given system and tax policy, we can do better

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

"we can do better"

Yes We Can.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

ha

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So... flat tax?

Everyone pays the same percentage?

That’s fair right?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Depends on the definition of the term.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

By the end of this election cycle, "fair share" is going to send me into a homicidal rage.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Tide...

Have you ever noticed “Sport Coat Guy”. Sits behind the goal at 40/42 games in a sport coat beating the shit outta the glass.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

and he beats the shit out of my ears too.

swear they put a microphone at the top of that pane just to make it sound like there are more people there.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

"Shared responsibility."

Jesus, if that’s not a loaded phrase.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

Who gives a shit about this state of our shit?

none of this applies to me.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

nope

I dont vote. I dont give a shit. Make money and move on.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It's so simple!

Apathy is fine, if that’s your thing—but it doesn’t change the fact that these issues will affect you.

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I really just dont see how

I will pay taxes and still be kind of an asshole.

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Voting != being informed

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It's actually discouraged.

Given the ad campaigns run by candidates.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

the only thing I have ever voted for

is MLB all-star game

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

What time is the SOTU over?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

Four more years given the candidates the GOP has come up with.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean the speech

because I want this thread to be about rad stuff and not politics.

Like this, Kate Upton without a bra (just ignore Twilight dude)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather ignore Kate Upton

Is that allowed?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

But ,.,. but ... but

I have my own boobs.

And he’s one of the hot Twilight guys. There are only two.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Then you can look at him.

But recognize her hotness.

I’ll recognize his if that makes it easier.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Half the guys on this board have their own boobs.

Kate Upton is still special.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

that is a hot guy though

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 9:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Almost too hot

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Kate Upton is too hot.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

not

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

not real=saggy grossness

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

do your boobs hang low?

do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a not?
can you tie them in a bow?
do you throw o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
do your boobs hang low?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

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by drummermoe on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy moley.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

he's not Jacob

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

mmmm

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

HEH CAN YOU BLAME THEM FOR BEING CYNICAL?

>Hope/Change

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

shoulda done this a long time ago

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Goddamn

that insider trading bill is so overdue. I love that it’s something that might actually get through, even if it’s going to be impossible to fully enforce.

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Nancy Pelosi confirmed for mad

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

blame aqua

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

got me watching it haha

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching the Cavs come up short.

Is there anymore basketball tonight at all?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

this turned into an NBA thread pretty quickly

fake, what really bums me out is, TimeWarnerAustin always goes Spurs>Mavs on FSSW, which was probably preferable in most seasons until this one

by Schoolly_D on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m watching House Hunters on HGTV.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm giving Gotham City Impostors a go.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice

Let me know how it is.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It's a really fun beta.

I’m not very good but there’s a LOT to like here. Might prefer it to several big market FPSes of the last year.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

That’s a bit surprising. I honestly wasn’t expecting much. I’ll definitely have to check it out.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 24, 2012 9:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It's a real easy game to just jump right into

kind of limited mode wise, but I’ve only played capture the flag so far and dig it so much.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

OK- here's the big problem with that saying.

There is a vast definitional gap between what I believe people CAN do for themselves and what Obama thinks they can. That is the fundamental difference between political ideologies.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

wouldnt that be a big issue with most political regimes?

what that regime thinks the people it governs needs relative to what the people being governed actually need…

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course it is.

Like I said, it’s the fundamental issue.

He just stated it like it’s no big deal.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

>WE NEED MORE FUNDING FOR EVERYTHING

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

False premise to say that you can't challenge government intervention if you support the concept of public goods.

Because I recognize that roads need to be built does not mean that government has to be enormous.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

Hm

Obama: “Alright, I need to put something else good in here, any ideas”

Advisor: “Ooo, say you hate bureaucracy”

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

CHECKMATE.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

>use a lot of inclusive pronouns

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Hindus ... not so much.

/Obama

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

He listed religions in talking about Americans coming together.

Did not mention them.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

has anyone seen

the documentary showtime did for the army/navy game? it just started on showtime extreme. i might watch this

by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

man watching this

it would be so hard to not be sarcastic

by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Iran is certainly isolated, Obama

And they’s about to take a shot at you in the Gulf. What are you going to do?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

Here we go with the war boners.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

Chinese options

A. Chicken Egg Foo Young
B. Spicy General Tso’s Chicken
C. Pork Lo Mein
D. Sweet and Sour Chicken

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Sounds good

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Gen Joes all day

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Chicken Lo Mein

Don’t trust Chinese restaurant pork usually.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

And a new challenger enters the arena

I think I’m going to order all of these. $15 minimum anyway. And I am shopping on an empty stomach.

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

And a new challenger enters the arena

I think I’m going to order all of these. $15 minimum anyway. And I am shopping on an empty stomach.

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You fucking kidding me?

“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to look out for that one in court tomorrow.

THE PLAINTIFF DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

And stupid.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

and wrong

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

NUH UH, DP.

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

terrible statement. terrible

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

When he said the word "gay"

That one guy broke into a coughing fit.

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

and here come the wave of pathos

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

And there is Bin Laden.

I lost money thinking it was going to happen way before this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

I might have missed that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

He opened and closed with it.

Probably the first time ever for a SOTU to open and close with assassination.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

At least since LBJ.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

THE YANKEES HAVE 27 WS TITLES, AQUA.

/THE YANKEES HAVE 27 WS TITLES, AQUA

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes it was.

Good call.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

You fucking liar.

Of course you thought about politics.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

There was a time when that office had enough respect that someone wouldn't refer to it as "a fucking liar"

I blame Nixon.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I would call any Republican that said that a fucking liar, too.

Because it’s a lie.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not saying it's a partisan thing.

Just a different time.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

That was the worst extended metaphor ever.

We’re the most individualistic nation in the history of the world. We are great because individuals made us great.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

i bet him and michelle are gonna have some crazy sex tonight

in the lincoln bedroom

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

Someone just told him that Michael Jordan couldn’t have done better.

YUsoracist?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

shit...its just gonna keep on raining isnt it.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

Sheila Jackson Lee.

You are the worst.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

Don't be mad at her

she’s still looking for the US flag on Mars.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Shelia Jackson Lee

get the hell off my tv screen

by Longhorn on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

This is the "Aquaman state of the union OT thread"

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

time for a firemans 4

in my deep ellum brewery glass

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder how much those chairs cost each.

I’m thinking $4-5,000.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

Rick appraised one on Pawn Stars

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm going to need to call in the President to look at this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Need more of my fair share then.

For important chairs like that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit, does Mitch Daniels have a lisp?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

Does he really?

He was who I wanted to run

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Very, very, very minor one.

Could actually be a slight accent.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man, what a disaster that was.

Supposed to be his huge coming-out party on the national stage.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Forty years I've been asking permission to piss.

I can’t squeeze a drop without say-so.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

Turn down the mic a little bit, he's smacking his lips.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

This is already 1,000,000 times better than when Bachmann did whatever the hell it was that she did.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Look directly at the camera, Mitch.

Stop the sideways glances.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

He's not a bad speaker.

I’d like to see him in a non-scripted discussion.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate how he praised American ingenuity and the resurgence of the auto industry

But failed to acknowledge Mike Judge for bringing back Beavis and Butthead.

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

a heinous oversight indeed

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Is vulnerable a noun?

… BRB.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

I think it is, you just don't hear it used that way very often.

“protect its vulnerable.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

That's just good looking out.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha, this is exactly what I'm talking about

Steve Jobs love, Apple employs maybe 1% of the number of employees that Gas companies employ, and they make similar profits.

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

oil spills! non-renewable energy! CO2 emissions!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

DOES A GAS COMPANY MAKE MY IPHONE RUN?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

wifi! multitouch! apps! form and function harmony!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit, did he just say he wants to eliminate tax loopholes for the rich?

That’s not going to play.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

haha.

the senate might not need to draft that insider trading bill

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

My dinner; Sausage/Bacon/Cabbage:

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

how irish of you

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Needs more potatos.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

its a mash away from being bangers and mash.

especially with the cabbage

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Only in London

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Jeez.

Black bread and vodka to go with it?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Party at Max's house!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Snapple Mango Madness

Trying to cut out bread

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

You are a fat fuck.

Gonna start calling you Prince Max.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

day two without meat complete

I did enjoy my salmon tonight.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Only in America is fish not considered meat.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

/immigrant dad rants

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Salmon is meat.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

it was tongue in cheek

I do miss pork products though.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like cabbage at all

but the rest looks alright.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

put cabbage in my stirfry last night

delicious… adds a little texture and a little balsamic vinegar makes cabbage dance

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

no

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by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

got that right

make a simple balsamic syrup of about 3 to 1 vinegar-to-sugar ration, cook it way down to syrup consistency, and finish it with a pad of butter. You may even choose to make the sauce it in the drippings of the delicious steak you just made in that cast iron skillet that cooks steak so nicely. Use generously so you can sop it up with bread.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

salt, pepper, oil, vinegar, butter, sugar, and steak

the basics done right win every time for me

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Sugar, water, purple

Kool Aid.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Three basic food groups.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I love soy, Allegro, italian dressing, and spicy lime mayo

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, soy is money.

I’ve taken to hoisin sauce lately. Goes well w/ minced garlic.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't keep that stuff in my house

use it up to fast.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

oyster sauce too

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Soy makes a great marinade.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

soy, honey, garlic, chives, fresh cracked pepper

money

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed. Had it with my salad this evening.

But the best use I’ve encountered was a balsamic reduction drizzled over a peach mascarpone pie.

by other_shoe on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Fancy, and sounds tasty.

Was it ala moded?

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, it's fancy. No, on ala mode.

It’s like a cross between pie and cheesecake, so it’s already cold and creamy. The sharp and sour of the balsamic compliments the tang of the peach and mascarpone and takes the sweet off in different directions.

by other_shoe on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Marscapone. Is. Amazing.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I used to hate cabbage

but it’s grown on me.

I put a little seasoned salt and black pepper on it tonight, and it’s tasty.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yum.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the "zoom out as the address finishes" technique.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:40 PM CST reply actions  

Really wasn't.

Let’s see what happens with Daniels going forward.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll be 67 in 2016.

He needed to get in this go-round. I wonder why he didn’t.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

He has a sweet middle name.

Elias.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

The good candidates come out when they don't need to face an incumbent

It’s going to be extremely difficult to beat Obama, and you don’t want to become an also-ran

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryan, definitely.

Probably Christie, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Think he wanted to spend time with his family or something like that

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Not enough Pokemon references.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Once again:

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Amazing

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

"That's the way economy go"

would be a truer take on the economy than we’ve gotten from any politician so far

by Jobu. on Jan 24, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

"Iran wants to start shit?"

“We can beat those motherfuckers over there, no doubt about it. We know we can beat those cocksuckers.”

by dolphinpuncher on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

"Those motherfuckers think they hot shit. Put the ball over the plate, we hit that shit. Fuck those guys."

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

"Yo, Ahmad In a Shed, we need to talk. Get those boats out of the Straights of Hormel or we got problems."

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

>implying Paul Begala being relevant

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Should I know who that is?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to love watching CNN's Crossfire my freshman and sophomore years of college

he or James Carville would debate against Tucker Carlson or some old guy every day. I even had a drinking game with it, but

by sarnold on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

This is my shocked face.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Link it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_QUdgoVesk&feature=related

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoa.

I can’t imagine what it feels like to realize it’s not moving horizontally and is getting bigger.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

my adrenaline was pumping just watching it

cant imagine standing there going….wait wait…um…shit.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

check out this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtOC3bq894&feature=related

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

that was the early stages of the tornado

and it didnt actually hit the cars. that was just the edge of the tornado

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I click and nothing happens.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Another good Southland tonight

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

you should have been watching the simpsons

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

PHEW!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions  

Geez that was fucking close.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:01 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

way too close

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That last bum rush gave me a fucking heart attack

To lose to the Ducks at the break would be disheartening.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

nice win

i missed most of the 4th quarter watching army/navy doc

by studcrackers on Jan 24, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK YES.

Meshuggah/Decapitated/Baroness tour.

This had better come to DFW.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

Are these people?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

3 bands. 3 awesome bands.

Meshuggah

Decapitated

Baroness

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Calling your band "Decapitated" isn't going to make you a badass if you all look like choads.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You bite your fucking tongue.

Their drummer died like 4 years ago on the Belarussian/Russian border. One of my drumming heroes.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I can tell I would not like any of these bands

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Heh

Me too

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

So I was listening to Nadel on the radio today.

He’s a music junkie, anyways he suggests this guy named Mayer Hawthorne. I had never heard of him, white soul singer w/ a Motown vibe. So far, I like what I’ve heard.

Check it out.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I will

but where did you hear nadel?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am uh... going to Mute Math

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I am going to rebelution

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sounds like a gimmicky teen angst festival concert.

“We’re different man, you don’t get us.”

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it is a stoner band

island rock

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

reggae? I will check them out, man.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

yes

they are pretty awesome.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh that was a name of a band?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the song "bump" is what got me into them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPeMO81zoS8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Haven't heard of Decapitated or Baroness

Meshuggah though is some great metal. They’ve got an amazing drummer

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes. Tomas Haake.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

OH GOOD GOD EWW.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 10:14 PM CST reply actions  

Why?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING THIS DEVIL WOMAN.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Who?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Loblaw's love.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

My bad. I started it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Should have posted this without a subject line.

Next time, lovely maiden.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a wax figure of Cameron Diaz, right?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Aqua

Who runs the ODB twitter acct?

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

I do.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless someone posts a story with author access and has it tweet out a link.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha

I was just going to say nice shoutout to Wide Right, Natty Light. I love those guys over there too :)

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 PM CST reply actions  

little scurred of Kanye South

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Brandi sure does like to put her fun bags front and center for every shot.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

indeed

and I am not even watching it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I like her better when she's not wearing those big dresses

Tight shirts only please.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I find her hot either way

I dig women in dresses. my gf didn’t wear many of them when I met her. now she does. sun dresses, for me, hnnnnnnnnng

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Low cut tank/tight tshirt, tight jeans

Boner time

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I also love

tight jeans, wife better, and ball cap. gets me going.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

caps are ok but long hair is huge for me

And I like it to not be restricted to a hat. Unless its a straw hat, daisy dukes/skirt and cowgirl boots

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I like long hair bit it is not a deal breaker.

I like the long hair sticking out of a hat

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What are you watching?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

storage wars

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

GODDAMN IT.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Seen this one.

But yeah, Brandi likes showing off the girls.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

and fuck a&e for not having a shipping wars tonight

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

not a fan so far

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Is Darrell wearing an affliction shirt?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

he has all of my hate

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

$200 for that piece of shit bike?

Maybe $40. Maybe.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

depends on the bike

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

"Stop being such a candy ass."

Nice.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I've seen this one now.

Sucks.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Ruh roh, Rubio.

You’re going bald, bro.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 PM CST reply actions  

Oh fuck you PSN

Mortal Kombat is like a year old. $49.99? Eat my taint.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 PM CST reply actions  

Well shit

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 PM CST reply actions  

loblaw said he would be here tonight!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

He's fappin'

to the C-Diaz photo above.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm gonna be in Waco the next couple days.

Anyone have a suggestion for dinner? I’ll be by myself.

by sarnold on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

chicken shack

:(

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh shit,

I just realized Waco is south of West. Kolaches for me

by sarnold on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

poppa rollos

Texas shaped pizza

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I finished a 5L jug of sweet tea in 2 days.

Now I’m out of tea.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

Rainy sumbitch.

Ts,b.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 PM CST reply actions  

and of course shes wearing a low cut wife beater in this episode

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I'm watching storage wars for the first time

Are we all watching the same episode?

Ludwig drums were just mentioned

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

heh

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yes

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

sweet.. for once the west coast doesn't fuck me

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Good evening ladies and gents!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 PM CST reply actions  

I have a hankering for chocotacos.

Is it still raining?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 PM CST reply actions  

My phone did not like dling this

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yeeeaaaaah...it's a rather large file that i hotlinked.

oh well…

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

at least you used the height tag

that is a really high quality klondike bar picture

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

She sure as shit hams it up for the camera.

I like it

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

stripper

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why don't you use your extensive research to find us some noodz?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

if there only was some...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

dude she's a stripper

There has got to be topless shots somewhere

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

my 2 minute research says no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

welp, I guess there's nothing

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

that seems to be the case

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She likes to dress up.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been gone most of the day.

Would it be fair to assume LSB melted down after the Prince news?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 PM CST reply actions  

Brandi is, in fact, hot.

I’d slap her titties around

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

limb

your are on it… far

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

These guys seem a little liberal in their estimations

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

that is why it is fakeish

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Of course they are.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I’d like to meet the dipshit that pays 50 bucks for an original Xbox

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I really do enjoy so many of y'all like this show

I got made fun of

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

those are words

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We're pretty understanding as long as you aren't doing a duet to Summer Nights dressed like a woman.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

you guys have not heard about the time I went to church camp...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I bet it's where you got introduced to weed

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

nope

I was 17 and in college

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

go on

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

my girlfriend and I broke up

I had never done it before and a friend told me we could go smoke. I said ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought this would be a church story

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

church camp was the first place a girl touched my penis

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that's like the story of every southern baptist everywhere

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

could be

but I am not baptist

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was Episcopalian

apparently I didn’t go to the right church camps

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I could not stop drinking Dr pepper

and I could not stop laughing

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I ate a family sized bag of gardettos and watched friday

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I've never smoked weed

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Me either.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I did a couple of times but I only got sick.

I think it’s related to my smoke allergy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

I could have sworn you have

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No sir

I was gonna try it with you or Bryan S. (Usher) but never did hah.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

who is bryan?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I tried it 5 times

But never liked it

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'd rather try LSD.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I tried LSB

ADDICTED

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Me too.

I need a help group.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

me too

I am a fan

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am scared

that and straight heroin is the only thing I have never done

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was watching office space

couldn’t stop laughing when he was in traffic

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That sounds like an awesome day.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

it wasn't a duet

there were probably 10 of us

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Does this guy seriously go around

With YUUUUPPP on his trucks and hat?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Barry gave him the hat.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

just know this

darrell sucks the most

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why is this?

Is that the raspy voiced guy?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Darrell might suck the most.

It’s pretty tough to say when there are only 4-5 of them.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I have respect for hester because he is good at what he does

darrell thinks he can get 200 dollars for my pair of new balance. and, on top of that, he thinks he knows everything

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he reminds me of the dude who can top every story you tell

and thinks he can kick your ass

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

*case in point

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

How is that Yuuuuppp guy not punched routinely?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I am the dog

The big bad dooowwwoooggg

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I'll pay $12 for that locker

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I'm out

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

288 bucks over my limit

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

shut your mouth

that show is greatness

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I WAS TALKING ABOUT BIDDING

I was in for $12 and a blowie from the chick. Price went way higher.. I was out

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The Nabila chick may be dumber than Darrell.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 PM CST reply actions  

BUT SHE BOUGHT PARIS HILTON'S LOCKER

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's 3 AM

and my dog just came running in the room and jumped in bed between my wife and I.

He’s probably gotten into something he shouldn’t have.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 PM CST reply actions  

My wife did

as it woke her the hell up.

If it wasn’t that, it’s probably because it’s really abnormally cold tonight and he loves cold weather.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you LSBing in bed?

That seems counter intuitive.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Laptop.

I always LSB in bed.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

If you're reading this, Mrs. VFN

HI!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Hi Lady VFN!

You’re a lucky lady!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

THIS IS DEBATABLE MRS VFN!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

$100 for a 12" electric chain saw.

Bullshit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM CST reply actions  

YUUUUUUUP

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

This torrent site has like every WCW Saturday Night from 1990 to 1994

I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 AM CST reply actions  

wcw sucked

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

NO YOU SUCK.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

movie snob

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will fight you, Shaggy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't have a dog

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Are you boombastic?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

not that shaggy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He did not specify

I realize why he called you Shaggy now though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

We need a nickname for you

After the boy scout cross dresser shenanigans

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sandy.

duh.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

kinicky

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Don't leave out the part where he was peared by his scout master

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

like you even know what that is

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

what what is?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

pearing (it is a Schultzy/sex joke)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Scoutmaster is the term used for the adult leader of the group

Peared is the equivalent of raped

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

right

like you even know what rape is

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

he's in Stillwater

Do animals count?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He knows it's definitely not what happens

when Taylor Swift is around 24 black guys.

That shit is all consensual.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Well sometimes she likes to play it up for the camera

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

movie hipster, if you please

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I say what I want

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

AND I SAY YOU GO TO HELL.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

An hour til the next Storage wars... now what

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it's good

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You take any mundane job or hobby

add WARS to the title, and boom = reality show gold.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

BLOGGING WARS

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

True

Parking wars starts February 11

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

parking wars is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

heathcliffe is awesome

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I like his partner, too

personality makes her kind of cute

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There needs to be a Pimpin' Wars

I would probably watch that.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Dealing Wars.

5 drug dealers trying to sell their shit to people.

Caveat: One of the 5 is an undercover cop. Choose wisely.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

This is true.

Also, FERPA violations are very easy to commit (not that I am admitting to ever doing it)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I think Toddlers and Tiaras has a new contender in awful reality programming

BAYOU BILLIONAIRES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyhjUwORU2Y

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 AM CST reply actions  

Dance Moms.

It’s what I’m watching right now. I want to high kick Abby Lee Miller in te throat.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Lifetime.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

television for idiots

/trolling chrom

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

most of the fighting in this episode i think has passed.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

huh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Barry called him a cholo

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

well

fuck

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was wondering if this was a strange innuendo

Then I realized you posted it, not bigtill

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I feel so bad for this chick on Shipping Wars.

She’s not bad looking, but she’s dumbbbbbbbbbbbb.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 AM CST reply actions  

Hahah

I was thinking the same thing

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

"The problem with livestock is they're alive."

Nice.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

That camel is like "fuck, this sucks."

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

She's in really good shape.

No question about that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

She looks better when she's on the road than when she's dressed up for the interviews.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Her body is just about perfect.

Brains: Lacking.

It’s the old pick two of Hotness/Intelligence/Sanity thing..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The body really is that good.

Very nice.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Give me a name to google.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Top 1-2%

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She makes up in customer service by

Being late, getting lost to the point where she has to call the people for directions, pissing almost on the animal…

But…

She’s hot, so whatevs

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Pressed her tits against me when we hugged

5*s.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oh jesus christ. I thought I never had to watch another Real Steel commercial in my life.

I was wrong.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 AM CST reply actions  

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